Wilson quotes

This page lists Wilson's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Wilson

Tools

Base Game

• Axe- "It's my trusty axe."
• Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy axe."
• Shovel- "There's a lot going on underground."
• Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."
• Pickaxe- "Iconic, isn't it?"
• Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey, isn't gold really soft?"
• Razor- "A sharpened rock tied to a stick. Hygienic!"
• Hammer- "Stop! It's time! To hammer things!"
• Pitchfork- "Maxwell might be looking for this."
• Feather Pencil- "The feather increases the scientific properties of the writing."
• Brush- "I bet the beefalo really like this."
• Saddle- "That'll allow the mounting of some smelly animal."
• War Saddle- "The only problem is the saddle sores."
• Glossamer Saddle- "This saddle really flies!"
• Saddlehorn- "This could take a saddle off."
• Salt Lick (normal, burning, and burnt)- "How many licks does it take to get to the center?"

Shipwrecked

• Machete- "I like the cut of this blade."
• Luxury Machete- "Hack in style!"

Hamlet

• Shears- "Shearly delightful."

Don't Starve Together

• Axe- "A trusty axe."
• Pitchfork- "Now I just need an angry mob to join."
• Lucy the Axe- "It's a prettier axe than I'm used to."

Lights

Base Game

• Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."
• Campfire (high)- "That fire is getting out of hand!"
• Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."
• Campfire (out)- "Well, that's over."
• Fire Pit (out)- "At least I can start it up again."
• Torch- "Something to hold back the night."
• Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."
• Pumpkin Lantern- "Spooky!"
• Lantern- "A more civilized light."

Reign of Giants

• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "Sure beats darkness."
• Endothermic Fire (high)- "That fire is getting out of hand!"
• Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."
• Endothermic Fire (out)- "Well, that's over."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "At least I can start it up again."
• Moggles- "A wretched stench but excellent visibility."

Shipwrecked

• Chiminea (all stages)- "Take that, wind!"
• Bottle Lantern- "A bottle full of sunshine."
• Boat Torch- "This'll keep my hands free."
• Boat Lantern- "This will do wonders for my night-vision!"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "This fire pit is a conductor for even more... fire."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "This is my best invention yet."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "At least I can start it up again.
• Tar Lamp- "That's a real slick lamp."
• Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Science protects my fires out here."
• Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "I'm glad we're surrounded by water."
• Buoyant Chiminea (normal)-"As cozy as it gets."
• Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "It's getting low."
• Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "Better put something on it before it goes out."
• Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "It finally went out."

Hamlet

• Cork Candle Hat- "What a bright idea!"
• Cowl- "A hat, made of bat."

Don't Starve Together

• Campfire and Endothermic Fire (embers)- "That fire needs more fuel or it's going to go out."
• Miner Hat- "A hands-free way to brighten your day."
• Mushlight (off)- "It's a big, science-y 'shroom."
• Mushlight (on)- "Science makes it light up."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "Comboletely burnt."
• Glowcap (off)- "We could make a prime light source with some primary colors."
• Glowcap (on)- "Blue is obviously the most scientific color."
• Glowcap (burnt)- "I didn't mildew it, I swear."
• Willow's Lighter- "It's her lucky lighter."

Survival

Base Game

• Backpack- "You could fit a whole lot of science in there."
• Piggyback- "I feel kinda bad for that."
• Bird Trap- "Gives me a net advantage!"
• Bug Net- "For catching bugs."
• Fishing Rod- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."
• Straw Roll- "It smells like wet."
• Fur Roll- "It's so warm and comfy."
• Tent- "I get sort of crazy when I don't sleep."
• Trap- "I wove it real tight."
• Honey Poultice- "Seems sterile enough."
• Healing Salve- "The stinging means that it's working."
• Umbrella- "This will keep my hair dry, at least."
• Compass-
  • N- "North."
  • S- "South."
  • E- "East."
  • W- "West."
  • NE- "Northeast."
  • SE- "Southeast."
  • NW- "Northwest."
  • SW- "Southwest."
• Compass (generic)- "Which way am I facing?"
• Bundling Wrap- "Wrapping things up should make them easier to carry."
• Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "I need to have something to wrap."
• Bundled Supplies- "Our supplies are in there!"

Reign of Giants

• Insulated Pack- "The fur keeps the temperature inside stable."
• Luxury Fan- "Down to bring my temperature down."
• Siesta Lean-to- "A nice place for an afternoon rest out of the heat."
• Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "Night is for sleeping, not taking siestas."
• Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "It's too dangerous right now!"
• Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I'm too hungry for a siesta!"
• Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I don't think I could really relax down here."
• Tent (burnt)- "Nothing left to sleep in."
• Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It won't provide much shade now."
• Thermal Stone- "I could manipulate its temperature."
• Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It's colder than ice."
• Thermal Stone (cold)- "That's a cold stone."
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's quite warm and cuddly... for a rock!"
• Thermal Stone (hot)- "Nice and toasty hot!"
• Pretty Parasol- "This will keep my hair moderately dry, at least."

Shipwrecked

• Thatch Pack- "I call it a thatchel."
• Booty Bag- "I can keep my booty in here."
• Sea Sack- "I hate when food has that not-so-fresh taste."
• Tropical Fan- "Down to bring my temperature down."
• Silly Monkey Ball- "I have a strange desire to name it after myself."
• Tropical Parasol- "My hair looks good wet... it's when it dries that's the problem."
• Anti Venom- "Tastes horrible!"
• Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Shade, sweet shade."

Hamlet

• Bug B'Gone- "Take that, bugs!"
• Bird Whistle- "For the birds."

Don't Starve Together

• Piggyback- "This little piggy's gone... "home"."
• Fishing Rod- "Hook, line and stick!"
• Umbrella- "I always hate when my hair gets wet and poofy."
• Luxury Fan- "Down to bring the temperature down."
• Pretty Parasol- "My hair looks good wet... it's when it dries again that's the problem."
• Telltale Heart- "The beating of this hideous heart will bring a ghost back to life!"
• Booster Shot- "A scientific breakthrough! The cure!"
• Waterballoon- "What a scientific marvel!"
• Whirly Fan- "Somehow the breeze comes out the back twice as fast."
• Flare- "I can light it to let everyone know I'm here."
• Bernie (held and inactive)- "It's all scorched."
• Bernie (active)- "That teddy bear is moving around. Interesting."
• BERNIE!- "Remind me not to get on Willow's bad side."
• Bernie (broken)- "It finally fell apart."
• Chef Pouch- "A breakthrough in culinary science!"

Food

Base Game

• Crock Pot (empty)- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is going to take a while."
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"
• Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
• Bee Box- "Bees!"
• Bee Box (no honey)- "It's empty."
• Bee Box (some honey)- "I should wait a bit."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "It's full of honey."
• Farm- "I should try planting some crops."
• Farm (growing)- "Go plants go!"
• Farm (finished)- "Mmmm. Ready to harvest."
• Farm (needs fertilizer)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."
• Ice Box- "I have harnessed the power of cold!"
• Drying Rack- "I should dry some meats."
• Drying Rack (drying)- "Meat takes a while to dry."
• Drying Rack (finished)- "Jerky time!"

Reign of Giants

• Crock Pot (burnt)- "The pot got cooked."
• Bee Box (burnt)- "How did it get burned?!!"
• Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "I don't think anything will grow in a pile of ash."
• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Meat takes even longer to dry in rain."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "The rack got dried."
• Bucket-o-poop- "That is definitely a bucket full of poop."

Shipwrecked

• Mussel Stick- "I'm really going to stick it to those mussels."
• Mussel Bed- "I should find a good spot for these."
• Fish Farm (empty)- "I need to find some fish eggs for this."
• Fish Farm (growing)- "The fish babies haven't hatched yet."
• Fish Farm (one fish)- "There's a fish!"
• Fish Farm (two fish)- "The fish are still multiplying."
• Fish Farm (three fish)- "This has been a successful fish experiment!"
• Fish Farm (four fish)- "I'd better start harvesting these!"

Hamlet

• Sprinkler- "Water you think it's for?"

Don't Starve Together

• Bee Box (some honey)- "Need to wait a bit."
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It could use a spore. Or a mushroom transplant."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "It should keep growing now."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "The mushrooms have really taken to the log."
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "That's a lot of mushrooms!"
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "I might be able to fix it with a fresh log."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "The power of science compelled it."
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "I don't think it can grow in this cold."
• Portable Crock Pot- "Now we're cookin'!"
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Now we're done cookin'!"
• Portable Grinding Mill- "It mixes all the food."
• Portable Seasoning Station- "This will spice things up."
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "Should make things a little tastier."

Science

Base Game

• Science Machine- "It breaks down objects into their scientific components."
• Alchemy Engine- "It's even more science-y than the last one!"
• Thermal Measurer- "I am one heck of a scientist."
• Rainometer- "It measures cloudiness."
• Lightning Rod- "I can harness the heavens!"
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "The power is mine!"
• Gunpowder- "It looks like pepper."

Reign of Giants

• Science Machine (burnt)- "It won't be doing much science now."
• Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "The extra science didn't keep it alive."
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Its measuring days are over."
• Rainometer (burnt)- "The measuring parts went up in a cloud of smoke."
• Ice Flingomatic (off)- "All quiet on the flinging front."
• Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Fling on!"
• Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "The fuel tank is getting a bit low."
• Electrical Doodad- "It's whirring with electricity."

Shipwrecked

• Sea Lab- "For sea science!"
• Ice Maker 3000- "It's putting along!"
• Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "It's running great!"
• Ice Maker 3000 (medium)- "It's putting along."
• Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "It seems to be slowing down."
• Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "I can hear it sputtering."
• Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It needs more fuel."
• Quacken Drill- "I can get more tar if I used this at sea."

Hamlet

• Smelter- "I smelt that!"
• Oscillating Fan- "Fan-tastic."

Don't Starve Together

• Thermal Measurer- "Mercurial."
• Lightning Rod- "To harness the heavens!"
• Cartographer's Desk- "Now I can show everyone what I found!"
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "So much for that."
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Nothing but ash now."
• Potter's Wheel- "We can make stone sculptures with this."
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Burnt right down."
• Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "Not even science could make that into a sculpture."
• Potter's Wheel (Marble or Cut Stone placed)- "Ready for sculpting."
• Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "We already put something there."
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "A masterpiece!"
• Potter's Wheel (sketch already known)- "We already know that one."
• Think Tank- "I think tanks are in order."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "The science has been lost to sea."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "I want to use it, and I want the world to know that I did."

Fight

Base Game

• Spear- "That's one pointy stick."
• Ham Bat- "This seems unsanitary."
• Boomerang- "Aerodynamical!"
• Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! I should try to catch that!"
• Blow Dart- "Good practice for my birthday cake!"
• Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."
• Fire Dart- "This seems fundamentally unsafe."
• Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."
• Grass Suit- "I hope there are no bugs in this."
• Log Suit- "That is a perfectly reasonable piece of clothing."
• Marble Suit- "This looks really heavy."
• Bee Mine- "It buzzes when I shake it."
• Tooth Trap- "This is a nasty surprise."

Reign of Giants

• Scalemail- "Hot mail!"
• Morning Star- "It's electric!"
• Weather Pain- "Spinning doom."

Shipwrecked

• Poison Spear- "Now it's extra deadly."
• Poison Dart- "The pointy end goes that way."
• Coconade- "I'll need to light it first."
• Coconade (lit)- "This seems dangerous."
• Spear Gun (empty), Spear Gun, Poison Spear Gun, Obsidian Spear Gun- "Science takes care of me."
• Cutlass Supreme- "I hope this sword doesn't start to smell..."
• Horned Helmet- "Nice and dry. This helmet will protect me from the elements."
• Seashell Suit- "Arts and crafts!"
• Limestone Suit- "I'm sure this will hold up great!"
• Cactus Armor- "The best defense is a good offense."

Hamlet

• Halberd- "Now I can't be caught off-guard."
• Cork Bat- "Put a cork in it."
• Weevole Mantle- "Yeesh. This is kinda creepy."
• Mant Mask- "There's still some goo stuck to the insides."
• Mant Suit- "It's brittle."
• Fancy Helmet- "Protects my brains."
• Tin Suit- "Science says I'm safe in here."
• Blunderbuss- "Well, this will come in handy."

Don't Starve Together

• Grass Suit- "Hopefully there aren't any bugs in it."
• Bee Mine- "It buzzes when shaken."
• Battle Helm- "Pretty fancy hat, that."
• Battle Spear- "It feels very stabby."
• Electric Dart- "It has shocking accuracy."
• Tail o' Three Cats- "Nothing like loud noises to help keep the peace."
• Napsack- "It makes snooze circles when I throw it."
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "At least my hair will stay dry."

Structures

Base Game

• Birdcage- "I should put a bird in it."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "That's my bird!"
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Awwww, he's asleep."
• Pig House- "These pigs have pretty fancy houses."
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I can see a snout pressed up against the window."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Come ON! I know you're home!"
• Rabbit Hutch- "That's not a real carrot."
• Hay Wall (held)- "This seems like a bad idea."
• Hay Wall- "Hmmmm. I guess that'll have to do."
• Wood Wall (held)- "Pickets!"
• Wood Wall- "Pointy!"
• Stone Wall (held)- "They make me feel so safe."
• Stone Wall- "That's a nice wall."
• Chest- "It's my tickle trunk!"
• Sign- "It says 'You are here'."
• Potted Fern- "A fern in a pot."
• Mini Sign (held)- "It's not much use like this. We should place it."
• Mini Sign (empty)- "We should draw something on there."
• Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "This'd be easier if I had the item in front of me."
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "I could draw better than that!"
• Wood Fence (held)- "All we need to build a nice, sturdy fence."
• Wood Fence- "It's just a wood fence."
• Wood Gate (held)- "All we need to build a nice, sturdy gate."
• Wood Gate- "It opens. And closes sometimes, too."

Reign of Giants

• Pig House (burnt)- "Not so fancy now, pig!"
• Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "That's not a real roasted carrot."
• Hay Wall (burnt)- "That won't do at all."
• Wood Wall (burnt)- "Burnt!"
• Chest (burnt)- "That trunk was truncated."
• Scaled Chest- "Next best thing to a lockbox!"
• Sign (burnt)- "I can't read it any longer."

Shipwrecked

• Sand Castle- "Look what I made!"
• Sand Castle (sand)- "It's a sandcastle, in the sand!"
• Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "What a bore-ing house."
• Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Here be evil."
• Limestone Wall (held)- "These would do more good if I placed them."
• Limestone Wall- "Sturdy."
• Dragoon Den- "Even goons gotta sleep."
• Sandbag (held)- "Sand technology on the go."
• Sandbag- "Keeps the water at bay."
• Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Ahoy!"
• Seaworthy (SW world)- "It's broken."
• Buoy- "Awww yaaaaa Buoy!"
• Sea Chest- "Watertight, just like all my theories."
• Ballphin Palace- "The place where the ballphins roost."
• Sea Wall (held)- "I have to build it in the water."
• Sea Wall- "I shelled out for the good stuff."

Hamlet

• Cork Barrel- "Room for two. Or three."
• Cork Barrel (burnt)- "

Don't Starve Together

• Birdcage- "Now it just needs a bird."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "Who's a good bird?"
• Chest- "It's a tickle trunk!"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "He's looking a bit peckish."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "Did I forget to feed you?"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "Maybe he's just resting?"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "That bird is definitely deceased."
• Directional Sign- "It says 'Thataway'."
• Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "The sign is currently blank."
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "'Don't play with matches.'"
• End Table (empty and burning)- "I should put something in there."
• End Table (flowers)- "A flower in a vase on a table."
• End Table (new light source)- "It's nice to have a little light."
• End Table (old light source)- "Did we remember to pick up new bulbs?"
• End Table (wilted)- "Not looking too fresh."
• End Table (burnt)- "A burnt vase on a burnt table."
• Friendly Scarecrow- "All dressed up and no where to crow."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Someone made that strawman eat crow."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Someone MURDERed that scarecrow!"
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "Very light, but surprisingly tough."
• Moon Rock Wall- "Spacey and smooth!"
• Scaled Furnace- "It's scalding!"
• Wardrobe- "It holds dark, forbidden secrets..."
• Wardrobe (burning)- "That's burning fast!"
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "It's outta style now."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "I don't want to change right now."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "It's too dangerous right now!"
• Wardrobe (unable to change, in use)- "It can only handle one style change at a time."
• Potted Succulent- "A succulent in a pot."

Refine

Base Game

• Rope- "Some short lengths of rope."
• Boards- "Boards."
• Cut Stone- "I've made them seductively smooth."
• Papyrus- "Some sheets of paper."
• Purple Gem- "It contains the mysteries of the universe."
• Nightmare Fuel- "This stuff is crazy!"
• Beeswax- "Beeswax is a scientifically proven preservative!"
• Wax Paper- "Some sheets of wax paper."

Shipwrecked

• Cloth- "Soft cloth made from hard root!"
• Limestone- "Looks like a useful building material."
• Empty Bottle- "Just an empty bottle."
• Coral Nubbin- "I want nubbin to do with that."

Hamlet

• Claw Palm Sapling- "Science at work."

Don't Starve Together

• Cut Stone- "Seductively smooth."
• Cratered Moonrock- "I should stick something shiny in it. For research."
• Marble Bean- "I traded the old family cow for it."
• Feathery Canvas- "I'm making a quillt!"

Magic

Base Game

• Meat Effigy- "What a handsome devil!"
• Prestihatitator- "Who would name something that?"
• Shadow Manipulator- "What have I created?"
• Pan Flute- "I can serenade the animals."
• Night Light- "It gives off a spooky light."
• Night Armor- "Wearing this makes me feel safe and insecure."
• Dark Sword- "I dreamed it myself!"
• One-man Band- "I should have added a beefalo bell."
• Bat Bat- "I bet I could fly if I held two of these."
• Belt of Hunger- "A soggy, sustaining, succulent suit."
• Chilled Amulet- "Cool as ice!"
• Nightmare Amulet- "It's whispering to me."
• Life Giving Amulet- "I feel so safe when I'm wearing it."
• Fire Staff- "I don't want to set the world on fire."
• Ice Staff- "It's cold to the touch."
• Telelocator Staff- "It can show me the world."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "It's ready to go."
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It needs more purple gems."
• Telolocator Socket (full)- "Looks ready."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It needs a gem."

Reign of Giants

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Not much use anymore."
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Fire doesn't really solve naming issues..."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Whatever it was, it's burnt now."
• Old Bell- "Dingalingaling."

Shipwrecked

• Piratihatitator- "It's twisting my tongue."
• Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Fire doesn't really solve naming issues..."
• Dripple Pipes- "Is it dripping...?"

Hamlet

• Hogus Porkusator- "More science for my brain!"
• Hogus Porkusator (burnt)- "
• Pugalisk Wand- "Sends shivers down my spine."
• Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Entrance-ing."
• Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "That's exit-ing!"
• Living Artifact- "It's alive. ALIVE!"
• Root Trunk- "It rooted out all my things!"
• Vortex Cloak- "Ha ha! Take that nightmares!"

Don't Starve Together

• Pan Flute- "To serenade the animals."
• Night Armor- "Wearing that makes me feel safe and insecure."
• Dark Sword- "Why would anyone make this? It's terrifying."
• One-man Band- "We should add a beefalo bell."
• Bat Bat- "I bet I could fly if I held two of them."
• Life Giving Amulet- "I feel so safe when I get to wear it."
• Telelocator Staff- "That could reveal the world."
• Ocuvigil- "That's an entirely scientific mapping tool."
• Moon Dial (generic)- "Water amplifies the science, allowing us to measure the moon."
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "It's a new moon."
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is waxing."
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "It's a full moon."
• Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon is waning."
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "There's no moon down here to measure."
• The Lazy Deserter- "This pyramid controls the sands."
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Ready for departiculation."
• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "I guess science works differently up North."
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "That thing's giving ME goosebumps!"
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "A perfectly normal cursed moose thing."

Dress

Base Game

• Sewing Kit- "Darn it! Darn it all to heck!"
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "At least my ears won't get cold..."
• Straw Hat- "Hats always ruin my hair."
• Beefalo Hat- "That's a case of hat-hair waiting to happen."
• Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."
• Feather Hat- "I AM A BIRD!"
• Winter Hat- "It'll be good for when winter comes."
• Top Hat- "What a nice hat."
• Dapper Vest- "This vest is dapper as all get-out."
• Breezy Vest- "Wilderness casual."
• Puffy Vest- "Winter survival gear."
• Bush Hat- "It's kind of scratchy."
• Garland- "It smells like prettiness."
• Walking Cane- "It makes walking seem much easier!"

Reign of Giants

• Cat Cap- "Ears hat!"
• Fashion Melon- "Let the juice run down your face."
• Ice Cube- "Stay cool, boy."
• Rain Coat- "Keeps the rain where it ought to be. Outside my body."
• Rain Hat- "It'll mess up my hair, but I'll stay nice and dry."
• Summer Frest- "Keep off, evil sun!"
• Floral Shirt- "It's not lab-safe!"
• Eyebrella- "It will watch over me."
• Hibearnation Vest- "Welcome to hibernation station!"

Shipwrecked

• Brain of Thought- "Two brains means double the ideas!"
• Snakeskin Hat- "Should repel the rain."
• Snakeskin Jacket- "How fashionable!"
• Blubber Suit- "Well, it's something."
• Windbreaker- "The wind doesn't stand a chance!"
• Tar Suit- "I'll pitch a fit if I have to wear that."
• Particulate Purifier- "Sucks all the stink out."
• Sleek Hat- "It really cuts through the air!"
• Shark Tooth Crown- "What a dangerous looking hat."
• Dumbrella- "The second umbrella keeps the first umbrella dry."

Hamlet

• Gas Mask- "Now I can breath anywhere."
• Pith Hat- "Pithy."
• Thunderhat- "Does this hat make me look scientific?"

Don't Starve Together

• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Makes you warm and fuzzy inside. Outside, too."
• Beekeeper Hat- "Protects your skin, but squashes your meticulous coiffure."
• Feather Hat- "BECOME THE BIRD!"
• Walking Cane- "Technically walking is just controlled falling."
• Rain Coat- "Keeps the rain where it ought to be. Outside your body."
• Rain Hat- "Messy hair... the terrible price of dryness."
• Eyebrella- "It watches over the wearer."
• Fashion Goggles- "What a stylish pair of goggles."
• Desert Goggles- "Quality eye protection."
• Funcap- "Makes the wearer look like a fun guy."
• Seawreath- "Sometimes you have to feel worse to feel better."

Ancient

Base Game

• Thulecite- "I wonder where this is from?"
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "A solid piece of history."
• Thulecite Wall- "An ancient piece of wall."
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "All is well."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Getting pretty magical around here."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "I think it's becoming more concentrated!"
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "It seems to be staying steady."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Feels like it's receding."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "The nightmare is almost gone!"
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "There's no magic around here."
• The Lazy Forager- "Teleportation can be so useful."
• Magiluminescence- "Warm to the touch."
• Construction Amulet- "Just when I thought I couldn't get any better."
• The Lazy Explorer- "This beats walking."
• Star Caller's Staff- "I put a gem on a stick."
• Deconstruction Staff- "This will come in handy."
• Pick/Axe- "It's brilliant!"
• Thulecite Crown- "Fit for a king. Or me."
• Thulecite Suit- "It's oddly light."
• Thulecite Club- "It has quite a heft to it."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "I think it's sleeping."
• Houndius Shootius- "I hope it doesn't turn on me."

Don't Starve Together

• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's becoming more concentrated!"
• Construction Amulet- "No base should be without one!"
• Star Caller's Staff- "A genius invention... a gem on a stick."
• Thulecite Crown- "How's my hair?"

Nautical

Shipwrecked

• Log Raft- "This looks... boat-like..."
• Raft- "This looks... adequate..."
• Row Boat- "It runs on elbow grease."
• Cargo Boat- "It has room for all my stuff!"
• Armored Boat- "That is one durable boat."
• Encrusted Boat- "A mere shell of a ship."
• The "Sea Legs"- "A vessel fit for a scallywag."
• Boat Repair Kit- "This will add some float to my boat."
• Thatch Sail- "This should really transform my boating experience."
• Cloth Sail- "That wind isn't getting away now!"
• Snakeskin Sail- "Scale it and sail it!"
• Feather Lite Sail- "It's feather-light!"
• Iron Wind- "This is how a scientist should travel."
• Boat Cannon- "The only thing better than a boat is a boat with a cannon."
• Quackering Ram- "Does my ingenuity know no bounds?!"
• Sea Trap (held and placed)- "For the deadliest catch."
• Sea Yard (off)- "It's not in shipshape right now."
• Sea Yard (on)- "For keeping my ships in tiptop shape!"
• Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "I'll need to refill that soon."
• Tar Extractor (off)- "I have to turn it on."
• Tar Extractor (on)- "It's running smoothly."
• Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "I need to refuel that."
• Trawl Net- "Nothing but net."
• Trawl Net (detached)- "It's bulging with potential!"
• Trawl Net (sinking)- "I think it's sinking."
• Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "It is definitely sinking."
• Spyglass- "I spy with my little eye..."
• Super Spyglass- "I can see forever!"
• Captain Hat- "The proper boating attire!"
• Pirate Hat- "Fit for a cutthroat scallywag. Or me."
• Lucky Hat- "Does it make me look scurvy... I mean scary!?"
• Life Jacket- "Keeps me afloat without my boat!"

Hamlet

• Cork Bowl Canoe- "An accident waiting to happen."

​Volcanic

Shipwrecked

• Obsidian Machete- "It's hot to the touch."
• Obsidian Axe- "A winning combination!"
• Obsidian Spear- "This will leave a mark."
• Obsidian Armor- "I'm a genius."
• Obsidian Coconade- "It's even bombier!"
• Howling Conch- "I can hear the wind trapped within."
• Sail Stick- "There must be a scientific explanation for this."
• Volcano Staff- "The label says 'Keep out of reach of children'."

​Treasure Hunting

Hamlet

• Disarming Tools- "A trap for traps!"
• Ball Pein Hammer- "It's a tiny little hammer."
• Gold Pan- "Critics panned it."
• Magnifying Glass- "Science awaits!"

​City Planning

Hamlet

• Lamp Post (off)- "Lusterless."
• Lamp Post (on)- "Plain fire. No science involved."
• Town House- "Both a house, and a home."
• Town House (burning)- "
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "A place to eat."
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "A common store full of common goods."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "I could use a fix-me-up."
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "There's fresh produce in there."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "A garden variety shop."
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "A lot of strange things in there."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "This could put a twinkle in my eye."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Instruments of destruction."
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "A place to hang your hat."
• Swinesbury Academy- "I can smell the history."
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Ah. A useful place for a change."
• The Tinkerer's Tower- "For science-ing!"
• Palace- "Majestic."
• Swinesbury City Hall- "The local lawmaker."
• My City Hall- "I'm a Gentleman Politician now."
• Security Contract- "It says I can hire my own town guard."
• Slanty Shanty- "
• Slanty Shanty (owned)- "Home sweet home."
• Watch Tower- "It's surprisingly sturdy."

​Renovate

Hamlet

• House Expansion Permit- "
• Demolition Permit- "

Flooring

• Wood, Checkered, and Slate Flooring- "Totally floored."
• Marble Flooring- "It's the floor."
• Sheet Metal Flooring- "A-floor-dable."
• Garden Stone Flooring- "
• Geometric Tiles Flooring- "
• Shag Carpet- "
• Transitional Flooring- "
• Wood Panel Flooring- "
• Herringbone Flooring- "
• Hexagon Flooring- "
• Curcy Hoof Flooring- "
• Octagon Flooring- "

Shelves

• Carved Bookshelf, Windowed Cabinet, and Marble, Glass, Hutch, Adjustable, Wall Mounted, and A-Frame Shelf- "A place to put stuff."
• Basic Bookshelf- "Basic."
• Cinderblock Bookshelf and Crates and Pallet Shelf- "It could use some work."
• Ladder Shelf- "Nice use for a ladder."
• Industrial Shelf- "Functional."
• Fridge- "This doesn't make sense."
• Floating and Pipe Shelf- "A place to hang stuff."
• Hat Tree- "A place to hang your hat."

Plantholders

• Basic Plantholder- "It's a potted plant."
• WIP Plantholder- "It's still a work in progress."
• Fancy Plantholder- "That's fancy."
• Bonsai, Dishgarden, Philodendron, Birdcage, and Palm Plantholder- "A fancy way to hold a plant."
• Orchid, Draceana, Xerographica, and Marble Plantholder- "A fancy way to hold a fancy plant."
• ZZ Plantholder- "A holder for a fancy plant."
• Fernstand Plantholder- "A fancy way to hold a boring plant."
• Fern Plantholder- "A hanging plant."
• Terrarium Plantholder- "A plant cage."
• Plantpet Plantholder- "It's like a pet that grows!"
• Traps Plantholder- "Those look hungry."
• Pitcher Plantholder- "It's a growing chandelier!"
• "Character" Tree- "
• Festive Tree- "

Columns

• Planed Wood and Round Column- "Stable enough."
• Millinery Column- "Adds some stability."
• Lit Marble Column- "Adds some fancy stability."

Wall Papers

• Wood Panelling- "A bunch of wood."
• Checkered Wall Paper- "A chunk of checkered stuff put on a wall."
• Floral Wall Paper- "Some fancy stuff put on a wall."
• Sunflower and Harlequin Wall Paper- "Pretty paper on a wall."
• Peagawk Wall Paper- "
• Orange Wall Paper- "
• Purple Wall Paper- "
• Rope Wall Panneling- "
• Circle Wall Tiling- "
• Marble Wall Tiling- "
• Fine Wall Tiling- "
• Full Wall Moulding- "
• Upholstered Wall- "

Ceiling Lights

• Wired Bulb- "Looks pretty sad."
• Metal Shade Lamp- "Very functional."
• Chandalier and Hanging Blooming and Floral Lamp- "A fancy hanging light."
• Rope Light- "It could use some decoration."
• Dual Rope Light- "Two boring lights."
• Blown Glass Bulb- "Fancy hanging light."
• Cherry Lamp Shade- "A fancy light."
• Tophat and Derby Light- "Someone left their hat up there."

Wall Decorations

• Photo- "Who's that kid?"
• Full Length Mirror- "Now I can look at my gentlemanly figure."
• Embroidery Hoop- "How cozy."
• Mosaic and Wreath- "Well that's nice."
• Axe- "I have an axe to grind with this."
• Hunt- "In-spear-ed."
• Periodic Table and Gears Art- "Science-y."
• Cape- "A little dramatic."
• No Smoking- "Science says it's bad for your health."
• Black Cat- "Is this bad luck, or good?"
• Tasteful Fish Mounting- "So that's where the smell is coming from."
• Beefalo Mounting- "He looks unhappy."

Chairs

• Classic and Lounge Chair- "I could sit on that."
• Corner Chair- "Someone could sit on that."
• Bench- "A couple people could sit on that."
• Horned Chair- "A spiky seat."
• Footrest- "Somewhere to rest my feet."
• Massager Chair- "I don't trust it."
• Stuffed Chair- "A comfy chair to sit on."
• Rocking Chair- "That chair is rocking!"
• Ottoman Chair- "Seat. Foot rest. The ottoman has many uses."
• Fancy Chaise- "A chair to chaise after."

House Upgrades

• Cottage Kit- "Builds a small domicile."
• Tudor Home Kit- "Builds a simple residence."
• Gothic Home Kit- "Builds a dwelling with some character."
• Brick Home Kit- "Builds a brickwork residence."
• Turreted Home Kit- "Builds a reasonable shelter."
• Villa Kit- "Builds a considerable home."
• Manor Kit- "Builds a sizable habitation."

Doors

• Hardwood Door- "
• Stone Archway- "
• Forest Door- "
• Wrought Iron Door- "
• Curtained Door- "
• Industrial Door- "
• Round Doorway- "
• Gothic Door- "

Windows

• Peaked Curtain Window- "
• Round Burlap Window- "Not exactly high class."
• Peaked and Square Window- "It's a window."
• Tall Window- "It's a window. A tall window."
• Large Square Curtain Window- "Lets in some sunlight."
• Tall Curtain Window- "It's a window. That's tall."
• Greenhouse Wall- "

Rugs

• Eye Rug- "I feel like someone's watching me."
• Square Throw Rug- "Kind of square."
• Oval, Octagon, and Braid Rug- "It's a rug."
• Large Rug- "It covers a lot of ground."
• Fur Throw and Porcupus Rug- "A dead animal someone left on the floor."
• Hedgehog Rug- "I can step on you!"
• Hoofprint Rug- "Did an animal step on this or is it just decoration?"
• Swirl Rug- "Swirlish."
• Catcoon Rug- "There's a dead animal on the floor."
• Rubbermat Rug- "Good for the lab."
• Web Rug- "Oh what a tangled web we weave..."
• Metal Rug- "I better test its metal."
• Wormhole Rug- "Just a reproduction."
• Beard Rug- "Is that my beard?"
• Nailbed Rug- "I think they nailed it."
• Crime Rug- "Murderous."
• Soccer Rug- "Geometrical."

Lamps

• Fringe, Stainglass, Downbridge, Dual Embroidered, Ceramic, Glass, Candelabra, Gothic, Orb, Bellshade, Crystals, Upturn, Right Angle, and Fancy Lamp- "A fancy lamp."
• Stainglass Lamp- "A pretty lamp."
• Dual Fringes Lamp- "Two for the price of one."
• Elizabethan Lamp- "An old fancy lamp."
• Dual Upturn Lamp- "Two for the price of one!"
• Spool Lamp- "A little plain."
• Edison Lamp- "This one could use a lampshade."
• Adjustable Lamp- "A practical lamp."

Tables

• Round Table- "It's a round table."
• Hard Wood Desk- "I could get some work done there."
• DIY Table- "Pretty basic."
• College Table- "Interesting decor..."
• Crate Table- "I could put things on that."
• Chess Table- "Check and mate."

​Cartography

Don't Starve Together

• Map Scroll (empty)- "A blank map. Doesn't seem very useful."

​Critters

Don't Starve Together

• Kittykit- "You'd make a good lab assistant."
• Vargling- "Pretty cute for a lil monster!"
• Ewelet- "Much less mucusy than its momma."
• Broodling- "It's wyrmed its way into my heart."
• Glomglom- "What an aerodynamical creature!"
• Giblet- "My feathered friend."
• Mothling- "I keep her around because she's good at mothematics."

​Sculpt

Don't Starve Together

• Carved Hornucopia- "It makes me hungry just looking at it."
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "That was never really my thing."
• Pawn Figure- "I can relate."
• Rook Figure- "It's even heavier than it looks."
• Knight Figure- "It's a horse, of course."
• Bishop Figure- "It's a stone bishop."
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "The chess pieces are moving themselves!"
• Queenly Figure- "Hmm...looks familiar."
• Kingly Figure- "That doesn't look so kingly to me."
• Deerclops Figure- "I feel like its eye follows you."
• Bearger Figure- "It was a lot bigger up close."
• Moose/Goose Figure- "Eurgh. It's so lifelike."
• Dragonfly Figure- "Ah, that brings back memories. Bad ones."
• Moon Moth Figure- "It looks nice, doesn't it?"
• Anchor Figure- "It's as heavy as it looks."
• "Moon" Figure- "I've been feeling pretty inspired lately."

​Celestial

Don't Starve Together

• Moon Rock Idol- "I only worship science."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "Stuff for science!"
• Moon Glass Axe- "I've made it extra effective."
• Glass Cutter- "I'm not really cut out for fighting."
• Bath Bomb- "It's just textbook chemistry."

​Seafaring

Don't Starve Together

• Boat Kit- "It would be nice to do some experiments on the water."
• Oar and Driftwood Oar- "Manual ship acceleration."
• Boat Patch- "Just in case of disaster."
• Anchor Kit- "Now I can build an anchor."
• Mast- "Now I can build a mast."
• Steering Wheel Kit- "That's going to be the steering wheel."

​Books

Shipwrecked

• Joy of Volcanology- "The foreword just says 'Hope you like dragoons.'"

Don't Starve Together

• Birds of the World- "No point studying when I can just wing it."
• Applied Horticulture- "I see no farm in reading that."
• Sleepytime Stories- "Strange, it's just 500 pages of telegraph codes."
• The End is Nigh!- "The beginning was dull, but got better near the end."
• On Tentacles- "Someone'll get suckered into reading this."

​Engineering

Don't Starve Together

• Trusty Tape- "Good for mending."
• Winona's Catapult- "She's made a sort of automatic defense system."
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "It needs some electricity."
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "It's on fire!"
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Science couldn't save it."
• Winona's Spotlight- "What an ingenious idea!"
• Winona's Generator- "Looks science-y. How does it work?"
• Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "It's getting low on power."
• Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "I could get it working, if Winona's busy."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "Hey! That's not science!"
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "It'll turn off soon."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "Science beats magic, every time."

​Green Thumb

Don't Starve Together

• Bramble Husk- "The best offense is a good defense."
• Bramble Trap- "It'd really poke whoever stepped on it."
• Compost Wrap- "Wormwood offered me a bite, but I respectfully declined."

​Seasonings

Don't Starve Together

• Garlic Powder- "A powerfully potent powder."
• Honey Crystals- "Sweet! It's sweet!"
• Chili Flakes- "A flagon of fiery fluid."

​Events (only)

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "It's some sort of delicious pocket dimension for sugary treats."
• Candy Apple- "The cavities are probably worth it, right?"
• Candy Corn- "What corruption of science grew these?"
• Catcoon Candy- "My teeth are going to have something to say about this tomorrow."
• Choco Pigs- "Much better tasting than the real thing."
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Only a sucker wouldn't love this."
• Gummy Spider- "They wriggle on the way down."
• Jelly Worm- "Sticks to your teeth."
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "It's... corn."
• Raisins- "Everyone'll be raisin' a fuss over these."
• "Raisins"- "I... don't think I'll be eating those."
• Candy Lice- "Did that candy just move?"
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "Oh, my poor jaw."
• Lava Pepper- "I don't do well with spice."
• Broken Stake- "I don't believe in the supernatural."
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "I know someone who'd have a ball with this!"
• Empty Elixir- "Hard to find a good flask around here."
• Faux Fangs- "I might need these after all that candy."
• Monkey Paw- "Let's make a wish. For science."
• Spider Ring- "I hope this doesn't attract spiders."
• Binoculars- "I think it came from another world. One with grifts."
• Lone Glove- "I wonder where the other one is?"
• Snail Scale- "Holding it makes me feel like bartering."
• Goop Canister- "It's a little warm to the touch."
• Toy Cobra- "It's full of someone's childhood memories."
• Crocodile Toy- "It's not very good at jumping."
• Broken Terrarium- "It's some sort of plant specimen."
• Odd Radio- "It's picking up frequencies from another world."
• Broken Hairdryer- "Maybe a tool for testing aerodynamics?"
• Mad Scientist Lab- "Sanity is a small price to pay for science!"
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Full of grit."
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "A potent potion."
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "I was hoping for something bigger."
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "Crystalized inferno."
• Totally Normal Root- "Something's in there! I'll have to root it out."
• Totally Normal Sapling- "It'll grow up big and horrifying."
• Bat Decoration- "Completely batty decoration."
• Crow Decoration- "Everyone's raven about tree decorations these days."
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "This wood look good hanging somewhere."
• Ghost Decoration- "A spectornament I could hang in a tree."
• Spider Decoration- "Eight-armed adornment."
• Tentacle Decoration- "Almost i-tentacle to the real ones."
• Bats coming out of tree- "Did you see that?!"
• Drinking bravery potion- "Those trees don't seem so spooky anymore."

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "That's a wrap!"
• Gift- "Is that for me?"
• Festive Tree Planter- "I need a pine cone for that."
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "That puts a damper on the festivities."
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It's almost Winter's Feast!"
• Winter's Feast Tree- "Happy Winter's Feast!"
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "That was a mistake, I think."
• Gingerbread Cookie- "The anatomy's not right, but I'll overlook it."
• Eternal Fruitcake- "That experiment may have been a tiny bit unethical."
• Sugar Cookie- "I'm going to eat forty. For science."
• Candy Cane- "A Yuletide toothache waiting to happen."
• Chocolate Log Cake- "It's nice to eat something other than berries for once."
• Plum Pudding- "I'm puddin' that straight in my mouth!"
• Apple Cider- "It's a hollowed apple filled with yummy juice."
• Hot Cocoa- "How does it stay warm? A thermodynamical mug?"
• Heavenly Eggnog- "Can science explain why it tastes so good?"
• Festive Bauble- "Every scientist appreciates a good bauble."
• Festive Light- "A tree's not complete without some electricity."
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