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Willow talking — I bet it'd burn!

“I like fire.”

This page lists Willow's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Willow

Tools

Base Game

Axe- "It's very sharp."
Luxury Axe- "It won't light trees on fire, but at least it's shiny."
Shovel- "Not great for fighting."
Regal Shovel- "It won't make flaming pits, but at least it's shiny."
Pickaxe- "It's very pointy."
Opulent Pickaxe- "It won't light rocks on fire, but at least it's shiny."
Razor- "Why did I build this?"
Hammer- "I prefer sharp implements"
Pitchfork- "Three times the pointiness."
Feather Pencil- "So what does the feather do again?"
Brush- "It smells like burnt hair."
Saddle- "It's so uncomfortable."
War Saddle- "I'm going to raze some villages!"
Glossamer Saddle- "Was it worth it? I think it was worth it."
Saddlehorn- "I bet it stinks under the saddle."
Salt Lick (normal, burning, and burnt)- "It's a big block of slobbery salt."

Shipwrecked

Machete- "Or I could just burn my way through."
Luxury Machete- "I don't want to scuff it up."

Hamlet

Shears- "Not as good as fire, but I guess it has its uses."

Don't Starve Together

Razor- "What's it even for?"
Pocket Scale- "Hey, now I can weigh my fish... not that I care."

Lights

Base Game

Campfire (upon being built)- "I like fire."
Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I could watch it for hours."
Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"
Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Burn!"
Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring."
Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Uh oh. It's almost gone!"
Campfire (out)- "Awww. It's all over."
Fire Pit (out)- "I should make the fire come back."
Torch- "Fire is so pretty."
Miner Hat- "It's not real fire, but it's still pretty fun."
Pumpkin Lantern- "Fire on the inside is amazing!"
Lantern- "Fire is not meant to be contained like this!"

Reign of Giants

Endothermic Fire- "I like fire of all kinds."
Endothermic Fire Pit- "I could watch it for hours, even though it's cold."
Endothermic Fire (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER! AND BLUER!"
Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Burn!"
Endothermic Fire (low)- "This fire is small and boring."
Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring. And blue."
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Uh-oh. It's almost gone!"
Endothermic Fire (out)- "Awww. It's all over."
Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "I should make the fire come back."
Moggles- "I'm not sure about this..."

Shipwrecked

Chiminea (all stages)- "Do you like your house, fire? You're welcome."
Bottle Lantern- "The light is so cold and alien."
Boat Torch- "Not for torching boats."
Boat Lantern- "Light without a flame, I don't like it one bit."
Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I could watch it for hours."
Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"
Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "I feel so pampered!"
Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring."
Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "Uh oh. It's almost gone!"
Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "I should make the fire come back."
Tar Lamp- "I knew that goopy stuff'd burn good!"
Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Burn the sea!!"
Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "Yess!! Burn!!!"
Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "It's burning alright."
Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "That's barely even a fire!"
Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "That doesn't even count as a fire!"
Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Quick!! Relight it!"

Hamlet

Cork Candle Hat- "A little fire hat."
Cowl- "Ugh. I can still smell the jerkiness."

Don't Starve Together

Normal and Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "Make the fire come back!"
Mushlight (off)- "This dumb mushroom's not lighting up."
Mushlight (on)- "Not as nice as a warm fire."
Mushlight (burnt)- "C'mon, you saw that coming."
Glowcap (off)- "I've got a few ideas on how to light it. Heh heh."
Glowcap (on)- "Pfft, well that was a bright idea."
Glowcap (burnt)- "Now what?"
Willow's Lighter- "It's my lucky lighter!"

Survival

Base Game

Backpack- "I could fit like a million lighters in here."
Piggyback- "I made a backpack out of butts!"
Bird Trap- "I'll catch those creepy birds."
Bug Net- "I can catch a bug!"
Fishing Rod- "Fishing for the answer with a hook, line and sinker."
Straw Roll- "Musty."
Fur Roll- "It's too frilly."
Tent- "I got all the badges in Girl Scouts."
Trap- "It's a bit passive aggressive, but it'll work."
Honey Poultice- "Eww, do I have to?"
Healing Salve- "It burns! But, where's the fire?"
Umbrella- "I love the color!"
Compass-
- N- "North!"
- S- "South!"
- E- "East!"
- W- "West..."
- NE- "Northeast!"
- SE- "Southeast!"
- NW- "Northwest!"
- SW- "Southwest!"
Compass (generic)- "Can't get a reading."
Bundling Wrap- "We could hide some gross things, I guess."
Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "I'm not just gonna wrap air!"
Bundled Supplies- "Now I can burn a bunch of things in one go!"

Reign of Giants

Insulated Pack- "Fuzzy backpack!"
Luxury Fan- "I donno... it could put out some fires...."
Siesta Lean-to- "They taught us how to make these in Girl Scouts."
Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "I couldn't get comfortable there."
Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "It's not time for siestas, it's time for fighting!"
Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I can't take a siesta while tummy is grumbling!"
Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I'd really rather be inside."
Tent (burnt)- "Well, I've still got my badges."
Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "I always set them on fire."
Thermal Stone- "A fire would liven this thing up!"
Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Frozen solid."
Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."
Thermal Stone (warm)- "No flame, no real heat... what fun is that?"
Thermal Stone (hot)- "Look at how it glows!"
Pretty Parasol- "Pretty as can be!"

Shipwrecked

Thatch Pack- "Thatch you very much."
Booty Bag- "Carrying this will build chest muscles."
Sea Sack- "I have to wear this soggy thing on my back?"
Tropical Fan- "I donno... it could put out some fires...."
Silly Monkey Ball- "I bet monkeys would have a ball with this thing."
Tropical Parasol- "Pretty as can be!"
Anti Venom- "This'll help if I'm ever poisoned."
Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Keeps the elements away, but it would burn so easy."

Hamlet

Bug B'Gone- "I guess if I can't burn those bugs..."
Bird Whistle- "Here birdie birdie..."

Don't Starve Together

Backpack- "You could fit like a million lighters in here."
Piggyback- "It's a backpack made out of butts!"
Bird Trap- "Gonna catch those creepy birds."
Bug Net- "Doesn't fit over Webber’s big head."
Honey Poultice- "Eww, no!"
Telltale Heart- "I expected it to be blacker."
Booster Shot- "Don't you dare stick that in me!"
Waterballoon- "Boo! Hissss!"
Whirly Fan- "No fun, making me exercise to stay cool!"
Flare- "I can't WAIT to light it!"
Bernie (held)- "My childhood buddy - Bernie!"
Bernie (active and inactive)- "Help me, Bernie!"
BERNIE!- "GET'EM, BERNIE!!"
Bernie (broken)- "I need to fix Bernie up."
Chef Pouch- "I'm sure Warly won't mind if I borrow this."

Food

Base Game

Crock Pot (empty)- "I could put food in it and fire underneath it."
Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "The fire still has quite a bit of work to do."
Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "The fire is doing its thing!"
Crock Pot (finished)- "I'm glad I cooked with fire."
Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
Bee Box- "Come on fat bees, make me honey!"
Bee Box (no honey)- "Nothing to see here."
Bee Box (some honey)- "Patience."
Bee Box (full of honey)- "Yay! I can steal honey!"
Farm- "Sigh. It's a pile of dirt."
Farm (growing)- "Hurry up, dirtpile. Feed me!"
Farm (finished)- "Oh boy. Vegetables."
Farm (needs fertilizer)- "Stupid thing needs poop."
Ice Box- "That is the opposite of fire."
Drying Rack- "I want to hang some meat!"
Drying Rack (drying)- "Come on meat, dry already!"
Drying Rack (finished)- "It's ready!"

Reign of Giants

Crock Pot (burnt)- "At least it went out in a blaze of glory."
Bee Box (burnt)- "Smoked you out!"
Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "It was a nice finale."
Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Forget the rain! Dry!"
Drying Rack (burnt)- "Maybe the fire wasn't the best drying method..."
Bucket-o-poop- "A bucket full of nasty."

Shipwrecked

Mussel Stick- "The mussels like this stick for some reason."
Mussel Bed- "Guess I should chuck'em in the ocean."
Fish Farm (empty)- "I gotta put something in there to grow fish."
Fish Farm (growing)- "Still no fish yet."
Fish Farm (one fish)- "Yesss! A fish!"
Fish Farm (two fish)- "Three fish are better than one."
Fish Farm (three fish)- "I feel like there could be more, though."
Fish Farm (four fish)- "I'm swimming in fish!"

Hamlet

Sprinkler- "It better not put out any of my fires."

Don't Starve Together

Crock Pot (empty)- "All food must be cleansed with fire."
Crock Pot (finished)- "Fire makes everything better. Mmm!"
Bee Box- "Come on fat bees, make honey!"
Bee Box (full of honey)- "Yay! Let's steal honey!"
Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It's just a dumb log."
Mushroom Planter (some)- "There's mushrooms growing in it now."
Mushroom Planter (lots)- "Gross, they're taking over!"
Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Geez, who even needs that many mushrooms?"
Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Nasty. Let's burn the rot out."
Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Mold problem's taken care of."
Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "I'm sure fire would fix that."
Portable Crock Pot- "Just a dumb pot."
Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Good. Let's eat!"
Portable Grinding Mill- "Shakes things up a bit."
Portable Seasoning Station- "All that work better be worth it."
Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "All that work for just a little bit of spice?"

Science

Base Game

Science Machine and Alchemy Engine- "Even I don't know everything, yet."
Thermal Measurer- "It would be better if it measured fire."
Rainometer- "Rain is the anti-fire. Boo!"
Lightning Rod- "All the lightning can come here!"
Lightning Rod (charged)- "Aww, all glow but no fire."
Gunpowder- "Oooooooooh! Shiny!"

Reign of Giants

Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "There's no learning from that now."
Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "If you'd measured fire, maybe you woulda been prepared!"
Rainometer (burnt)- "Take that, rain!"
Ice Flingomatic (off)- "And stay off!"
Ice Flingomatic (on)- "I wish you'd shut your lid and stop putting out fires."
Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "Almost out."
Electrical Doodad- "Electrical doo-dah, doo-dah."

Shipwrecked

Sea Lab- "Can things burn at sea?"
Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "It turns fire into ice. Boo."
Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "It's fully fueled!"
Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "It needs more fuel."
Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "It's nearly out of fuel."
Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It's out of fuel."
Quacken Drill- "I can use this drill at sea."

Hamlet

Smelter- "Oh yeah! Lots of fire!"
Oscillating Fan- "Fan the flames."

Don't Starve Together

Cartographer's Desk- "I guess I could show everyone where I've been."
Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Yes!!"
Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Scouts don't need maps anyway..."
Potter's Wheel- "Hm... I could make things that DON'T burn?"
Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Haha!"
Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "I'd like to see someone try to sculpt with that!"
Potter's Wheel (Marble or Cut Stone placed)- "I'm gonna carve a stone butt."
Potter's Wheel (material already placed)- "Naw, can't make it fit."
Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "I guess that's good, too."
Potter's Wheel (sketch already available)- "Awww, we already know that one!"
Think Tank- "Watery nerd stuff."
Think Tank (burnt)- "Heh heh. Whoops."

Exclusive to PS4

Accomploshrine- "I hate that arrow!"

Fight

Base Game

Spear- "Feel my wrath!"
Ham Bat- "Pleased to meat you!"
Boomerang- "It's not the most exciting weapon."
Boomerang (hit self)- "Stupid boomerang!"
Blow Dart- "Good practice for blowing into a fire."
Sleep Dart- "The tranquilizer will make it easier to light on fire."
Fire Dart- "This is my favorite thing in the whole wide world."
Football Helmet- "Sports are hard."
Grass Suit- "A waste of flammable materials."
Log Suit- "Now I can take on the world!"
Marble Suit- "If I have to fight I might as well be protected."
Bee Mine- "Bees inside. Should've put some fire in there for good measure."
Tooth Trap- "It would be better with fire."

Reign of Giants

Scalemail- "Yay! More FIRE!!!"
Morning Star- "It'd be way cooler if it was on fire..."
Weather Pain- "Always whirling! Swirling towards destruction!"

Shipwrecked

Poison Spear- "I hope I don't jab myself."
Poison Dart- "A sick kiss."
Coconade- "First it booms, then it burns."
Coconade (lit)- "Here we go..."
Spear Gun (empty), Spear Gun, Poison Spear Gun, Obsidian Spear Gun- "Only thing better than a spear is the gun that shoots them."
Cutlass Supreme- "This sword smells."
Horned Helmet- "Ox-cellent!"
Seashell Suit- "Try me, baddies."
Limestone Suit- "It's so... heavy."
Cactus Armor- "This way I won't get burned by those cacti."

Hamlet

Halberd- "Weapons are only good if they're twice your size."
Cork Bat- "For bashing things."
Weevole Mantle- "This feels gross. I hope it works."
Mant Mask- "This is the nastiest thing I've ever made."
Mant Suit- "This is the worst."
Fancy Helmet- "This protects my brain."
Tin Suit- "I feel like a tin can."
Blunderbuss- "Fire makes it go boom."

Don't Starve Together

Spear- "That looks good for jabbin'!"
Sleep Dart- "Tranquilized things are easier to light on fire."
Fire Dart- "That's my favorite thing in the whole wide world."
Marble Suit- "If you're gonna fight you might as well be protected."
Battle Helm- "It's got a name scratched on the inside... 'W', uh..."
Battle Spear- "I prefer a flame, but to each her own."
Electric Dart- "Lightning is sort of like fire."
Tail o' Three Cats- "This means I'm the boss now."
Napsack- "Who's ready for a nap!"
Cookie Cutter Cap- "Matches my prickly personality."

Structures

Base Game

Birdcage- "Bird prison!"
Birdcage (occupied)- "Ha! I have you now!"
Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Stupid bird. Wake up!"
Pig House- "These pigs have questionable taste in architecture."
Pig House (occupied, light on)- "He's doing pig things in there."
Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "You jerk! Let me in!"
Rabbit Hutch- "Ugh. Stupid rabbits."
Hay Wall (held)- "Hmmm. I wonder if these will burn."
Hay Wall- "That looks so flammable!"
Wood Wall (held)- "I hate hiding."
Wood Wall- "That could totally catch on fire."
Stone Wall (held)- "These are surprisingly heavy."
Stone Wall- "Eh. I guess that's OK."
Chest- "It's a trunk for my junk."
Sign- "Less reading! More burning!"
Potted Fern- "I'd rather burn them."
Mini Sign (held)- "It's like a sign, but smaller."
Mini Sign (empty)- "Looks kinda bare."
Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "But what should I even draw??"
Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Haha oh man, who drew THAT?"
Wood Fence and Gate (held)- "No point just leaving it on the ground."
Wood Fence- "I'm not painting that."
Wood Gate- "I guess we could pen stuff in with it."

Reign of Giants

Pig House (burnt)- "Nice redecorating job!"
Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Ha! Good result."
Hay Wall (burnt)- "It was flammable!"
Wood Wall (burnt)- "It did catch on fire!"
Chest (burnt)- "The trunk burned nicely."
Scaled Chest- "I'm not sure why you'd want something that DOESN'T burn..."
Sign (burnt)- "Hahaha, yesss!"

Shipwrecked

Sand Castle- "It's cute, I guess."
Sand Castle (sand)- "It's a castle made of sand. A sandcastle."
Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Add fire and you'd get BBQ!"
Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "What a monkey sty."
Limestone Wall (held)- "You don't look like you would easily burn."
Limestone Wall- "It's all bumpy."
Dragoon Den- "A bunch of hotheads live here."
Sandbag (held)- "So I put this on the ground?"
Sandbag- "Keeps the home fires burning."
Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Here goes!"
Seaworthy (SW world)- "Time to get outta here."
Buoy- "Buoy, I'm glad I have this."
Sea Chest- "I keep all my best stuff in there."
Ballphin Palace- "It's the castle of the bouncy things... A bouncy castle."
Sea Wall (held)- "I could put it down, I guess."
Sea Wall- "I feel like this is not the most safe."

Hamlet

Cork Barrel- "It doesn't burn but it does keep the pests out."
Cork Barrel (burnt)- "

Don't Starve Together

Birdcage (occupied)- "Ha! Gotcha now!"
Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "What's all the fuss about?"
Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "He won't be quiet!"
Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "At least he's quiet now."
Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Maybe I should clean that up."
Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "I should burn something into it."
Directional Sign (burnt)- "It said 'Don't play with matches', but the 'Don't' is crossed out now."
End Table (empty)- "I'm telling you, there's a monster hand under that thing!"
End Table (flowers)- "Just a bunch of dumb flowers."
End Table (new light source)- "Not as good as a fire, but at least we won't be in the dark."
End Table (old light source)- "We're gonna be in the dark soon."
End Table (wilted)- "Those need replacing."
End Table (burnt)- "Alright, alright, so I was wrong about the hand!"
Friendly Scarecrow- "Ha! He thinks he's people!"
Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "It's a burning man."
Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Just burnt straw."
Moon Rock Wall (held)- "I guess I could carry it."
Moon Rock Wall- "Safe for now."
Scaled Furnace- "I think I'm in love."
Wardrobe- "I want to set it on fire."
Wardrobe (burning)- "Yes! Burn!"
Wardrobe (burnt)- "Aww, the fire burned out."
Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "Nah, too much effort."
Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "That's way better than some dumb dresses!"
Wardrobe (unable to change, in use)- "Stop hogging it, I wanna dress up too!"
Potted Succulent- "We're keeping it."
DIY Royalty Kit- "I shouldn't burn it... but I want to..."
DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "Did I do that? It's hard to keep track."
Royal Tapestry- "What's all this stuff for?"
Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "Hahaha-! Uh, I mean, oh no..."

Refine

Base Game

Rope- "What can I tie up with this?"
Boards- "Boards. They'll burn, same as other wood."
Cut Stone- "Perfectly squared for maximum enjoyment."
Papyrus- "I bet it'd burn!"
Purple Gem- "Weird!"
Nightmare Fuel- "Eww, it's still warm!"
Beeswax- "That's none of my beeswax."
Wax Paper- "Heh, we rubbed a bunch of paper in beeswax."

Shipwrecked

Cloth- "Amazing the things you can do with bamboo."
Limestone- "Rock hard, er, stone."
Empty Bottle- "It's a bottle."
Coral Nubbin- "Nice bald spot, rock."

Hamlet

Claw Palm Sapling- "It won't even set on fire."

Don't Starve Together

Rope- "What should we tie up??!"
Cratered Moonrock- "Great. A rock with a hole in it."
Marble Bean- "I guess we just... plant it? In the dirt?"
Feathery Canvas- "That took way too much effort."

Magic

Base Game

Meat Effigy- "That's my insurance policy."
Prestihatitator- "I can use the hat like a cauldron!"
Shadow Manipulator- "A dark and powerful energy radiates from it."
Pan Flute- "Music is boring."
Night Light- "It's like fire, but purple!"
Night Armor- "Like being wrapped in smoke."
Dark Sword- "It's like my dreams can hurt real things!"
One-man Band- "I can do the pyrotechnics too!"
Bat Bat- "I can hit my enemies with it."
Belt of Hunger- "Oh, ick! Ick! Ick! Ick! Eeeeeewwwwww!"
Chilled Amulet- "Boo to this."
Nightmare Amulet- "Has science gone too far?"
Life Giving Amulet- "I'm invincible! Well, maybe not. But it feels good."
Fire Staff- "This is my absolute favorite toy."
Ice Staff- "Booooring."
Telelocator Staff- "It's quite a rush to use."
Telelocator Focus (full)- "I can feel the magic!"
Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It needs something more."
Telelocator Socket (full)- "I wonder how they hover?"
Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It's so empty!"

Reign of Giants

Meat Effigy (burnt)- "My policy was canceled."
Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Double, double toil and... oh. It's burned."
Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Now it's dark and not very powerful."
Old Bell- "Is it New Year's Eve? Are there FIREWORKS?!"

Shipwrecked

Piratihatitator- "This is just ridiculous."
Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Now it's more my style."
Dripple Pipes- "I hear a storm a-coming."

Hamlet

Hogus Porkusator (normal and burnt)- "What's a pig going to teach me?"
Pugalisk Wand- "I'd prefer to burn my enemies but... meh."
Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "That's where I came in."
Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "I should leave."
Living Artifact- "Think of the things I can burn with it!"
Root Trunk- "Now I don't have to lug everything around with me."
Vortex Cloak- "Reminds me of my lighter. It keeps away the darkness."

Don't Starve Together

Meat Effigy- "That's our insurance policy."
Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Our policy was canceled."
Dark Sword- "It's like dreams that can hurt real things!"
Bat Bat- "That thing's great for batting at enemies."
Life Giving Amulet- "I have no idea what it does, but it feels good to wear it!"
Fire Staff- "That's my absolute favorite toy."
Ocuvigil- "Pfft. It'll burn like the rest."
Moon Dial (generic)- "What the heck? I can still see the moon!"
Moon Dial (new moon)- "A new moon! Great, I hated the old one!"
Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is waxing, unlike me."
Moon Dial (full moon)- "That's as full as it gets."
Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon's outta here!"
Moon Dial (in Caves)- "Doesn't work down here."
The Lazy Deserter- "Magic stuff."
The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Walking's for suckers."
Kitschy Beaver Idol- "He wouldn't mind if I use this for kindling, right?"
Kitschy Goose Idol- "Burn it. BURN. IT."
Kitschy Moose Idol- "Yup, looks cursed alright."

Dress

Base Game

Sewing Kit- "But destruction is so much more fun!"
Rabbit Earmuffs- "Smells like rabbit butt."
Straw Hat- "A hat made of straw. To think, it could've been tinder."
Beefalo Hat- "I've taken his hair and put it on my own!"
Beekeeper Hat- "This will keep the pokeys off of me."
Feather Hat- "I am a phoenix!"
Winter Hat- "It's not warm enough for my liking."
Top Hat- "A top hat and a lighter, a perfect combination."
Dapper Vest- "Not as nice as a flaming vest, but it'll do."
Breezy Vest- "Now I'll be with my friend forever."
Puffy Vest- "Not as warm as a good fire, but still pretty good!"
Bush Hat- "Too passive!"
Garland- "A halo of flowers. Too bad it's not a burning halo of flowers."
Walking Cane- "I can walk more easily with this!"

Reign of Giants

Cat Cap- "Cuddly hat."
Fashion Melon- "Well, that's one use for this fruit."
Ice Cube- "It's a real damper on my mood."
Rain Coat- "This'll do the trick."
Rain Hat- "Anything to keep the water away."
Summer Frest- "Vests are so in."
Floral Shirt- "I wonder if it'd burn as nicely as actual flowers do."
Eyebrella- "If I wear it, I don't have to look at it..."
Hibearnation Vest- "It's like swimming in fur."

Shipwrecked

Brain of Thought- "I feel smarter, but also gross..."
Snakeskin Hat- "Water just runs right off it."
Snakeskin Jacket- "This coat makes me feel dangerous."
Blubber Suit- "It squishes when I move..."
Windbreaker- "Wind is the enemy of fire."
Tar Suit- "This might not be the safest thing to light fires in."
Particulate Purifier- "I like not smelling smelly smells."
Sleek Hat- "Brisk movement snuffs fires..."
Shark Tooth Crown- "Wearing this gives me a toothy grin."
Dumbrella- "If I bought this in a store I'd feel burned."

Hamlet

Gas Mask- "Cuts down on the coughing."
Pith Hat- "Meh. Not my style, but I'll wear it."
Thunderhat- "This looks good on me."

Don't Starve Together

Beefalo Hat- "Beast hair to go over people hair!"
Feather Hat- "A phoenix reborn!"
Breezy Vest- "Now my friend will never leave."
Walking Cane- "It's way easier to cover ground with this!"
Ice Cube- "It's a real mood dampener."
Rain Coat- "That'll do the trick."
Eyebrella- "Keeps the rain out your eyes and in someone else's."
Fashion Goggles- "What a great look!"
Desert Goggles- "Not very stylish."
Funcap- "I don't like having my head messed with."
Seawreath- "Yuck, it feels like snot."
Clever Disguise- "Yuck, who'd want a face like that?"

Ancient

Base Game

Thulecite- "I don't think it would burn."
Thulecite Wall (held)- "Will they fit in my pockets?"
Thulecite Wall- "And they'll huff and they'll puff!"
Thulecite Medallion (min)- "Looks normal to me."
Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It's warning me."
Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "The fuel is coming to life!"
Thulecite Medallion (max)- "It's almost humming."
Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "I think it's turning off."
Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "I guess it's nearly over."
Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I don't think it's working."
The Lazy Forager- "It picks up my burning materials for me!"
Magiluminescence- "It seems to absorb the darkness around it."
Construction Amulet- "I feel my mind opening when I wear it."
The Lazy Explorer- "It gives me a headache."
Star Caller's Staff- "It's magical."
Deconstruction Staff- "It won't start a fire but I guess it's still useful."
Pick/Axe- "It's so useful!"
Thulecite Crown- "It seems like there's something flowing through it."
Thulecite Suit- "Not sure I want to wear this."
Thulecite Club- "This will keep the nasties at bay."
Houndius Shootius (held)- "It's no good until I place it."
Houndius Shootius- "I wish it lit stuff on fire."

Don't Starve Together

Thulecite Wall (held)- "Will those fit in my pockets?"
The Lazy Forager- "It picks up burning materials!"
Thulecite Suit- "Human beings probably shouldn’t wear this."
Houndius Shootius (held)- "It's no good until it's been placed."

Nautical

Shipwrecked

Log Raft- "Campfire wood has other uses!"
Raft- "It would be unwise to light this on fire while at sea."
Row Boat- "Rowing? Really?"
Cargo Boat- "I can carry so many flammables on this."
Armored Boat- "I'd like to see something try to take a bite out of this boat."
Encrusted Boat- "Crumbly."
The 'Sea Legs'- "A fine ship."
Boat Repair Kit- "This should patch up any little leaks."
Thatch Sail- "It makes use of the wind."
Cloth Sail- "Nice stitching."
Snakeskin Sail- "What a morbid sail."
Feather Lite Sail- "Gotta hand it to those dumdums... they make good sails!"
Iron Wind- "Now we're gettin' somewhere."
Boat Cannon- "Wonder if I can start fires with this?"
Quackering Ram- "Can't stop me now!"
Sea Trap (held and placed)- "C'mon, swim inside! It's cozy in there!"
Sea Yard (off)- "Just a big hunka junk without fuel."
Sea Yard (on)- "It's a fixin' machine."
Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "Running low."
Tar Extractor (off)- "I guess I should turn it back on."
Tar Extractor (on)- "It's getting me fuel for burnin'! Heheheh."
Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "That's gonna need more fuel."
Trawl Net- "I'll catch a bunch of wet stuff with this."
Trawl Net (detached)- "What's in the baaaag?"
Trawl Net (sinking)- "I believe that bag is sinking."
Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "It's going to sink soon!"
Spyglass- "You can't hide from me now, islands!"
Super Spyglass- "I can see to the ends of the Earth."
Captain Hat- "I no longer have that sinking feeling."
Pirate Hat- "I feel piratey and naughty."
Lucky Hat- "I don't think it was made for me."
Life Jacket- "But will it keep my lighter dry?"

Hamlet

Cork Bowl Canoe- "It'd be better if I could light it on fire."

Volcanic

Shipwrecked

Obsidian Machete- "A fire machete is a girl's best friend!"
Obsidian Axe- "Such an axe! Cuts AND burns?!"
Obsidian Spear- "I poke. They burn!"
Obsidian Armor- "Hit me and burn!"
Obsidian Coconade- "The Obsidian gives more boom for my buck."
Howling Conch- "Hope no fires get blown out."
Sail Stick- "I'm the queen of this boooooat!"
Volcano Staff- "I am a goddess of fiery destruction!"

Treasure Hunting

Hamlet

Disarming Tools- "Those traps are goners now."
Ball Pein Hammer- "This only smashes little bits off things."
Gold Pan- "You mean I have to do work?"
Magnifying Glass- "A poor substitute for my lighter."

City Planning

Hamlet

Lamp Post (off)- "They're kinda dull in the daytime."
Lamp Post (on)- "Fire is so versatile."
Town House- "Pig houses look pretty different here."
Town House (burning)- "
The Sterling Trough Deli- "Food!"
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "I wonder if they have matches."
Curly Tails Mud Spa- "For all my cuts and bruises."
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "I can't believe I ever took food stores for granted."
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "For growing stuff."
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "A lot of weird things to burn in there."
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Are there books about magical fires in there?"
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Maybe they have a flaming axe in there."
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "Maybe I could use a new hat."
Swinesbury Academy- "Museums usually have something on Great Fires."
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "A bunch of big shots in there."
The Tinkerer's Tower- "Now I can build more things to burn."
Palace- "Pompous."
Swinesbury City Hall- "That's where that bossy jerk works."
My City Hall- "My own office to burn down."
Security Contract- "Now I can hire a guard to help me burn stuff!"
Slanty Shanty- "There's probably something wrong with it."
Slanty Shanty (owned)- "I wonder how long before it burns down."
Watch Tower- "What's there to guard from, exactly?"

Renovate

Hamlet

House Expansion Permit- "More rooms mean more room for fires."
Demolition Permit- "Burn! Burn it all down!"

Flooring

Wood Flooring- "Dang. Won't burn."
Marble Flooring, Checkered Flooring, Slate Flooring, Sheet Metal Flooring, Geometric Tiles Flooring, and Herringbone Flooring- "Boring floor."
Garden Stone Flooring, Hexagon Flooring, and Octagon Flooring- "That's not going to burn."
Shag Carpet- "Dang. It won't burn."
Transitional Flooring- "It's not even done!"
Wood Panel Flooring- "Dang. It won't even burn!"
Curvy Hoof Flooring- "Boring pig floor."

Shelves

Carved Bookshelf- "Might be flammable."
Basic Bookshelf, Industrial Shelf, Wall Mounted Shelf, A-Frame Shelf, and Hat Tree- "Blah."
Cinderblock Bookshelf- "Can't even set this on fire."
Marble Shelf- "Marble isn't flammable."
Glass Shelf- "Can't even set this on fire."
Ladder Shelf, Hutch Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, Windowed Cabinet, and Pipe Shelf- "Ugly."
Crates Shelf- "I deserve better."
Fridge- "Is this a fridge, or..."
Floating Shelf- "Everything's slanted!"
Pallet Shelf- "What even is this?"

Plantholders

Basic Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, and Pitcher Plantholder- "Yawn."
WIP Plantholder- "Snore."
Fancy Plantholder- "Boring."
Bonsai Plantholder and Fernstand Plantholder- "Ugh. So boring."
Dishgarden Plantholder- "A dish of boring."
Orchid Plantholder and Marble Plantholder- "Pretty. Pretty boring."
Xerographica Plantholder- "A hanging bunch of boring."
Birdcage Plantholder- "A soggy sack of boring."
Palm Plantholder- "So boring."
ZZ Plantholder- "Zzzzz..."
Fern Plantholder- "A lot of boring."
Terrarium Plantholder- "A container for boring."
Plantpet Plantholder- "Awww...Still boring."
Traps Plantholder- "Gross... and boring."
"Character" Tree- "It'd be better if I burnt it."
Festive Tree- "Nice, but I still want to burn it down."

Columns

Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, Round Column- "So what?"
Lit Marble Column- "Oohh... fancy."

Wall Papers

Wood Paneling- "Dang. Won't burn."
Checkered Wall Paper, Floral Wall Paper, Sunflower Wall Paper, Harlequin Wall Paper, Orange Wall Paper, Purple Wall Paper, and Circle Wall Tiling- "It's a boring wall."
Peagawk Wall Paper- "Where'd the eyes go?"
Rope Wall Panneling and Full Wall Moulding- "It's nice, but will it burn?"
Marble Wall Tiling- "This definitely won't burn."
Fine Wall Tiling- "Could be better."
Upholstered Wall- "Psht. I'm not impressed."

Ceiling Lights

Wired Bulb, Metal Shade Lamp, Rope Light, and Dual Rope Light- "Sheesh. Someone doesn't care."
Chandalier- "This needs fire."
Blown Glass Bulb, Cherry Lamp Shade, Hanging Blooming Lamp, and Hanging Floral Lamp- "Ugly."
Tophat Light- "Someone just dressed up boring."
Derby Light- "Dressed up boring."

Wall Decorations

Photo and Black Cat- "Ugly."
Full Length Mirror- "Boring."
Embroidery Hoop- "Bunch of mushy nonsense."
Mosaic- "A bunch of rocks."
Wreath- "Ugh."
Axe- "It's no lighter."
Hunt- "Stabby things."
Periodic Table- "I don't get it."
Gears Art- "Can't even set it on fire."
Cape- "Well that's dramatic."
No Smoking- "Not even fires?"
Tasteful Fish Mounting- "Ugh. It still smells."
Beefalo Mounting- "I never liked them when they were alive."

Chairs

Classic Chair, Corner Chair, Bench, Horned Chair, Footrest, Lounge Chair, Stuffed Chair, Rocking Chair, Ottoman Chair, and Fancy Chaise- "It'd be better if I could burn it."
Massager Chair- "I like this."

House Upgrades

Cottage Kit- "Stuff to build a small house."
Tudor Home Kit- "A bunch of things to build a fancy house."
Gothic Home Kit- "There's a lot of non-flammable wrought iron in this."
Brick Home Kit- "Brick isn't known for being flammable"
Turreted Home Kit- "Ugh. Stone is so heavy. And fire-proof."
Villa Kit- "I can build this house and then burn it down."
Manor Kit- "I'll build my own fireplace to set fires in."

Doors

Hardwood Door, Forest Door- "It's wood. I could burn it."
Stone Archway, Wrought Iron Door, Industrial Door- "Not even burnable."
Curtained Door- "It's curtains for that door."
Round Doorway- "What's it smiling about?"
Gothic Door- "Ha ha! That bat's dead."

Windows

Peaked Curtain Window, Peaked Window, Square Window, Tall Window, Tall Curtain Window- "Outside is boring."
Round Burlap Window- "I need a better decorator."
Large Square Curtain Window- "Pretty and boring."
Greenhouse Wall- "A big window looking out into nothing."

Rugs

Eye Rug- "What are you looking at?"
Square Throw Rug, Oval Rug, Large Rug, Octagon Rug, Swirl Rug, Braid Rug- "Soft and ugly."
Fur Throw Rug- "Haha. That's what you get."
Hedgehog Rug- "Ugly. And boring."
Porcupus Rug- "Take that, abomination."
Hoofprint Rug and Soccer Rug- "Ugh. So ugly."
Catcoon Rug- "Ha! That's what you get."
Rubbermat Rug- "This isn't flammable."
Web Rug, Wormhole Rug, Beard Rug- "Ew."
Metal Rug- "Can't even set this on fire."
Nailbed Rug- "I'm not stepping on that."
Crime Rug- "Interesting..."

Lamps

Fringe Lamp, Dual Embroidered Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "A fire hazard. I like it."
Stainglass Lamp, Downbridge Lamp, Ceramic Lamp, Glass Lamp, Dual Fringes Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Crystals Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Dual Upturn Lamp, Spool Lamp, Adjustable Lamp, and Right Angle Lamp- "A boring old lamp."
Candelabra Lamp- "Needs fire."
Edison Lamp- "A boring old lightbulb."

Tables

Round Table- "Circular boring."
Hard Wood Desk- "Rectangular boring."
DIY Table and Crate Table- "Ugly."
College Table- "Ugh. What even is that?"
Chess Table- "Chess is boring."

Cartography

Don't Starve Together

Map Scroll (empty)- "Nothing's on it? I can burn it then, right?"

Critters

Don't Starve Together

Kittykit- "You're the perfect lapwarmer."
Vargling- "Hah, you don't even know you're smelly."
Ewelet- "Look at those creepy little eyes. Aww."
Broodling- "We were made for each other."
Glomglom- "Aww, I could just squish your gross lil face!"
Giblet- "I could just eat you up."
Mothling- "She loves flames!"

Sculpt

Don't Starve Together

Carved Hornucopia- "Ouchhh! I think I chipped a tooth."
Bubble Pipe Carving- "I prefer smoky fires."
Pawn Figure- "What sort of peasant doesn't have a torch?!"
Rook Figure- "That one looks like it could do some damage."
Knight Figure- "A horse with no butt."
Bishop Figure- "Just some dumb bishop piece."
Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "I don't wanna see what comes outta that!"
Queenly Figure- "Ewww, she doesn't have a head!"
Kingly Figure- "I'm not afraid of that guy. He doesn't even have arms!"
Deerclops Figure- "We kicked its butt."
Bearger Figure- "Those are some pointy teeth."
Moose/Goose Figure- "Looks as dumb as the real thing."
Dragonfly Figure- "I think... I think I understand art."
Moon Moth Figure- "Meh. I can't even burn it."
Anchor Figure- "It's hard to burn stuff at sea."
"Moon" Figure- "I guess it's nice."

Celestial

Don't Starve Together

Moon Rock Idol- "Looks like a jerk."
Portal Paraphernalia- "I'd rather burn things down than build them up."
Moon Glass Axe- "The moon HATES trees."
Glass Cutter- "Haha, this thing could take an arm off!"
Bath Bomb- "I still don't want to take a bath."

Seafaring

Don't Starve Together

Boat Kit- "That's the boat part of the boat."
Oar- "Rowing's dumb. Why don't we just use a sail?"
Driftwood Oar- "Ugh. Can it be someone else's turn to row?"
Boat Patch- "Fixing stuff is boring, but necessary."
Anchor Kit- "Ooo, let's build an anchor."
Mast- "You can't call it "sailing" if you don't have a sail."
Winged Sail- "Just think how much cooler it'd look if I set it on fire."
Steering Wheel Kit- "Can't sail without that."

Books

Shipwrecked

Joy of Volcanology- "I'll burn through this book!"

Don't Starve Together

Birds of the World- "Less reading, more burning!"
Applied Horticulture- "Ughh, who cares?"
Sleepytime Stories- "Bo-oring!"
The End is Nigh!- "That's my favorite book!"
On Tentacles- "Looks like kindling to me!"

Engineering

Don't Starve Together

Trusty Tape- "At least something around here can hold it together."
Winona's Catapult- "It flings big stinkin' rocks."
Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "Is this thing on?"
Winona's Inventions (burning)- "Hehehe!"
Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Well, that was mildly entertaining."
Winona's Spotlight- "So no more night fires then?"
Winona's Generator- "Iunno, it's Winona's junk."
Winona's Generator and G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "It's on its last legs."
Winona's Generator and G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "Oops. It broke."
Winona's G.E.M.erator- "More of Winona's weird junk."

Green Thumb

Don't Starve Together

Bramble Husk- "I think Wormwood made it."
Bramble Trap- "It's got really sharp thorns."
Compost Wrap- "That's disgusting!"

Seasonings

Don't Starve Together

Garlic Powder- "Powdered stink."
Honey Crystals- "It's like drinking candy."
Chili Flakes- "I like the way it sets my mouth on fire."
Seasoning Salt- "People say I'M salty."

Events (only)

Hallowed Nights

Candy Bag- "I'm gonna stuff so much candy in there!"
Candy Apple- "That's wayyyy better than a regular apple!"
Candy Corn- "Do people actually eat these or are they just a bad joke?"
Catcoon Candy- "These are a meow-uthful."
Choco Pigs- "I'm gonna need about a dozen of these."
Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Yesssss! Lollipops!"
Gummy Spider- "Eww! I hate black licorice!"
Jelly Worm- "Why does something so yummy have to look so gross!"
Not-So-Candy Corn- "Ewwww it's corn flavored!"
Raisins- "Burn them!!!"
"Raisins"- "Hey Wolfgang, eat one and tell us what it is!"
Candy Lice- "Yuck! That's disgusting!"
Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "It's sorta tangy."
Lava Pepper- "Mmm! It burns my mouth so good!"
Broken Stake- "Looks like firewood to me."
Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Just a big dumb ball."
Empty Elixir- "Hey Wes! Dare you to drink the last bit!"
Faux Fangs- "Pfft, they're not even sharp."
Monkey Paw- "Ughhh! That's so nasty!"
Spider Ring- "Ewww! Who would ever wear that!"
Binoculars- "It makes stuff look small no matter which way I turn it."
Lone Glove- "Who needs just one glove?"
Snail Scale- "Snails are gross!"
Goop Canister- "Ooo, it's warm."
Toy Cobra- "I don't like snakes."
Crocodile Toy- "Yeesh. I can feel the nostalgia dripping off it."
Broken Terrarium- "It's just junk."
Odd Radio- "It's got kind of a dumb face, huh?"
Broken Hairdryer- "I never take my pigtails out anyway."
Mad Scientist Lab- "I like the fire!"
Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "It's like there's a fire in my belly."
Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "Ah. The strong stuff."
Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "I wish it was a little stronger."
Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "I didn't think it was possible to make fire better."
Steeped Lunar Essence- "Piping hot mutation juice!"
Totally Normal Root- "It's a stick. But I can't even set it on fire."
Totally Normal Sapling- "Should I wait until it gets bigger to set it on fire?"
Bat Decoration- "I should decorate for Halloween."
Crow Decoration- "I'm gonna stick you in a tree."
Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "I should hang it somewhere and scare people."
Ghost Decoration- "Can I set it on fire?"
Spider Decoration- "Ugh. I hate those jerks."
Tentacle Decoration- "Wish it was flammable."
Bats coming out of tree- "Were those bats, or am I just seeing things."
Drinking bravery potion- "Haha! Those bats don't scare me anymore!"

Winter's Feast

Gift Wrap- "Ribbons burn real good!"
Gift- "It's for me right?!"
Festive Tree Planter- "Are we gonna grow a tree?"
Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Happy Winter's Feast, everybody."
Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It's a bit shrimpy."
Winter's Feast Tree- "Looks great!"
Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Now we're celebrating!"
Gingerbread Cookie- "Honestly, who DOESN'T eat the head first?"
Eternal Fruitcake- "Anyone else sense the overpowering stench of evil?"
Sugar Cookie- "Doesn't look too bad, considering!"
Candy Cane- "Gimme two of 'em and I can do a MacTusk impression."
Chocolate Log Cake- "A log for eating, not for burning."
Plum Pudding- "I'm gonna totally stuff my face!!"
Apple Cider- "Sure beats rainwater!"
Hot Cocoa- "I only like it when it's SCALDING."
Heavenly Eggnog- "Who knew stuff from a bird's butt could be so tasty?"
Festive Bauble- "Bibble-ty bauble-ty boo!"
Festive Light- "It's like a fire, but without the burning!"