Willow quotes

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I bet it'd burn!

“I like fire.”

–Willow

This page lists Willow's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Willow

Tools

Base Game

• Axe- "It's very sharp."
• Luxury Axe- "It won't light trees on fire, but at least it's shiny."
• Shovel- "Not great for fighting."
• Regal Shovel- "It won't make flaming pits, but at least it's shiny."
• Pickaxe- "It's very pointy."
• Opulent Pickaxe- "It won't light rocks on fire, but at least it's shiny."
• Razor- "Why did I build this?"
• Hammer- "I prefer sharp implements"
• Pitchfork- "Three times the pointiness."
• Feather Pencil- "So what does the feather do again?"
• Brush- "It smells like burnt hair."
• Saddle- "It's so uncomfortable."
• War Saddle- "I'm going to raze some villages!"
• Glossamer Saddle- "Was it worth it? I think it was worth it."
• Saddlehorn- "I bet it stinks under the saddle."
• Salt Lick (normal, burning, and burnt)- "It's a big block of slobbery salt."

Shipwrecked

• Machete- "Or I could just burn my way through."
• Luxury Machete- "I don't want to scuff it up."

Hamlet

• Shears- "Not as good as fire, but I guess it has its uses."

Don't Starve Together

• Razor- "What's it even for?"
• Pocket Scale- "Hey, now I can weigh my fish... not that I care."

Lights

Base Game

• Campfire (upon being built)- "I like fire."
• Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I could watch it for hours."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Burn!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Uh oh. It's almost gone!"
• Campfire (out)- "Awww. It's all over."
• Fire Pit (out)- "I should make the fire come back."
• Torch- "Fire is so pretty."
• Miner Hat- "It's not real fire, but it's still pretty fun."
• Pumpkin Lantern- "Fire on the inside is amazing!"
• Lantern- "Fire is not meant to be contained like this!"

Reign of Giants

• Endothermic Fire- "I like fire of all kinds."
• Endothermic Fire Pit- "I could watch it for hours, even though it's cold."
• Endothermic Fire (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER! AND BLUER!"
• Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Burn!"
• Endothermic Fire (low)- "This fire is small and boring."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring. And blue."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Uh-oh. It's almost gone!"
• Endothermic Fire (out)- "Awww. It's all over."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "I should make the fire come back."
• Moggles- "I'm not sure about this..."

Shipwrecked

• Chiminea (all stages)- "Do you like your house, fire? You're welcome."
• Bottle Lantern- "The light is so cold and alien."
• Boat Torch- "Not for torching boats."
• Boat Lantern- "Light without a flame, I don't like it one bit."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I could watch it for hours."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "I feel so pampered!"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "Uh oh. It's almost gone!"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "I should make the fire come back."
• Tar Lamp- "I knew that goopy stuff'd burn good!"
• Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Burn the sea!!"
• Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "Yess!! Burn!!!"
• Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "It's burning alright."
• Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "That's barely even a fire!"
• Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "That doesn't even count as a fire!"
• Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Quick!! Relight it!"

Hamlet

• Cork Candle Hat- "A little fire hat."
• Cowl- "Ugh. I can still smell the jerkiness."

Don't Starve Together

• Normal and Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "Make the fire come back!"
• Mushlight (off)- "This dumb mushroom's not lighting up."
• Mushlight (on)- "Not as nice as a warm fire."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "C'mon, you saw that coming."
• Glowcap (off)- "I've got a few ideas on how to light it. Heh heh."
• Glowcap (on)- "Pfft, well that was a bright idea."
• Glowcap (burnt)- "Now what?"
• Willow's Lighter- "It's my lucky lighter!"

Survival

Base Game

• Backpack- "I could fit like a million lighters in here."
• Piggyback- "I made a backpack out of butts!"
• Bird Trap- "I'll catch those creepy birds."
• Bug Net- "I can catch a bug!"
• Fishing Rod- "Fishing for the answer with a hook, line and sinker."
• Straw Roll- "Musty."
• Fur Roll- "It's too frilly."
• Tent- "I got all the badges in Girl Scouts."
• Trap- "It's a bit passive aggressive, but it'll work."
• Honey Poultice- "Eww, do I have to?"
• Healing Salve- "It burns! But, where's the fire?"
• Umbrella- "I love the color!"
• Compass-
  • N- "North!"
  • S- "South!"
  • E- "East!"
  • W- "West..."
  • NE- "Northeast!"
  • SE- "Southeast!"
  • NW- "Northwest!"
  • SW- "Southwest!"
• Compass (generic)- "Can't get a reading."
• Bundling Wrap- "We could hide some gross things, I guess."
• Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "I'm not just gonna wrap air!"
• Bundled Supplies- "Now I can burn a bunch of things in one go!"

Reign of Giants

• Insulated Pack- "Fuzzy backpack!"
• Luxury Fan- "I donno... it could put out some fires...."
• Siesta Lean-to- "They taught us how to make these in Girl Scouts."
• Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "I couldn't get comfortable there."
• Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "It's not time for siestas, it's time for fighting!"
• Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I can't take a siesta while tummy is grumbling!"
• Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I'd really rather be inside."
• Tent (burnt)- "Well, I've still got my badges."
• Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "I always set them on fire."
• Thermal Stone- "A fire would liven this thing up!"
• Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Frozen solid."
• Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "No flame, no real heat... what fun is that?"
• Thermal Stone (hot)- "Look at how it glows!"
• Pretty Parasol- "Pretty as can be!"

Shipwrecked

• Thatch Pack- "Thatch you very much."
• Booty Bag- "Carrying this will build chest muscles."
• Sea Sack- "I have to wear this soggy thing on my back?"
• Tropical Fan- "I donno... it could put out some fires...."
• Silly Monkey Ball- "I bet monkeys would have a ball with this thing."
• Tropical Parasol- "Pretty as can be!"
• Anti Venom- "This'll help if I'm ever poisoned."
• Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Keeps the elements away, but it would burn so easy."

Hamlet

• Bug B'Gone- "I guess if I can't burn those bugs..."
• Bird Whistle- "Here birdie birdie..."

Don't Starve Together

• Backpack- "You could fit like a million lighters in here."
• Piggyback- "It's a backpack made out of butts!"
• Bird Trap- "Gonna catch those creepy birds."
• Bug Net- "Doesn't fit over Webber’s big head."
• Honey Poultice- "Eww, no!"
• Telltale Heart- "I expected it to be blacker."
• Booster Shot- "Don't you dare stick that in me!"
• Waterballoon- "Boo! Hissss!"
• Whirly Fan- "No fun, making me exercise to stay cool!"
• Flare- "I can't WAIT to light it!"
• Bernie (held)- "My childhood buddy - Bernie!"
• Bernie (active and inactive)- "Help me, Bernie!"
• BERNIE!- "GET'EM, BERNIE!!"
• Bernie (broken)- "I need to fix Bernie up."
• Chef Pouch- "I'm sure Warly won't mind if I borrow this."

Food

Base Game

• Crock Pot (empty)- "I could put food in it and fire underneath it."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "The fire still has quite a bit of work to do."
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "The fire is doing its thing!"
• Crock Pot (finished)- "I'm glad I cooked with fire."
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
• Bee Box- "Come on fat bees, make me honey!"
• Bee Box (no honey)- "Nothing to see here."
• Bee Box (some honey)- "Patience."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "Yay! I can steal honey!"
• Farm- "Sigh. It's a pile of dirt."
• Farm (growing)- "Hurry up, dirtpile. Feed me!"
• Farm (finished)- "Oh boy. Vegetables."
• Farm (needs fertilizer)- "Stupid thing needs poop."
• Ice Box- "That is the opposite of fire."
• Drying Rack- "I want to hang some meat!"
• Drying Rack (drying)- "Come on meat, dry already!"
• Drying Rack (finished)- "It's ready!"

Reign of Giants

• Crock Pot (burnt)- "At least it went out in a blaze of glory."
• Bee Box (burnt)- "Smoked you out!"
• Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "It was a nice finale."
• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Forget the rain! Dry!"
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "Maybe the fire wasn't the best drying method..."
• Bucket-o-poop- "A bucket full of nasty."

Shipwrecked

• Mussel Stick- "The mussels like this stick for some reason."
• Mussel Bed- "Guess I should chuck'em in the ocean."
• Fish Farm (empty)- "I gotta put something in there to grow fish."
• Fish Farm (growing)- "Still no fish yet."
• Fish Farm (one fish)- "Yesss! A fish!"
• Fish Farm (two fish)- "Three fish are better than one."
• Fish Farm (three fish)- "I feel like there could be more, though."
• Fish Farm (four fish)- "I'm swimming in fish!"

Hamlet

• Sprinkler- "It better not put out any of my fires."

Don't Starve Together

• Crock Pot (empty)- "All food must be cleansed with fire."
• Crock Pot (finished)- "Fire makes everything better. Mmm!"
• Bee Box- "Come on fat bees, make honey!"
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "Yay! Let's steal honey!"
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It's just a dumb log."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "There's mushrooms growing in it now."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "Gross, they're taking over!"
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Geez, who even needs that many mushrooms?"
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Nasty. Let's burn the rot out."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Mold problem's taken care of."
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "I'm sure fire would fix that."
• Portable Crock Pot- "Just a dumb pot."
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Good. Let's eat!"
• Portable Grinding Mill- "Shakes things up a bit."
• Portable Seasoning Station- "All that work better be worth it."
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "All that work for just a little bit of spice?"

Science

Base Game

• Science Machine and Alchemy Engine- "Even I don't know everything, yet."
• Thermal Measurer- "It would be better if it measured fire."
• Rainometer- "Rain is the anti-fire. Boo!"
• Lightning Rod- "All the lightning can come here!"
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "Aww, all glow but no fire."
• Gunpowder- "Oooooooooh! Shiny!"

Reign of Giants

• Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "There's no learning from that now."
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "If you'd measured fire, maybe you woulda been prepared!"
• Rainometer (burnt)- "Take that, rain!"
• Ice Flingomatic (off)- "And stay off!"
• Ice Flingomatic (on)- "I wish you'd shut your lid and stop putting out fires."
• Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "Almost out."
• Electrical Doodad- "Electrical doo-dah, doo-dah."

Shipwrecked

• Sea Lab- "Can things burn at sea?"
• Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "It turns fire into ice. Boo."
• Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "It's fully fueled!"
• Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "It needs more fuel."
• Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "It's nearly out of fuel."
• Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It's out of fuel."
• Quacken Drill- "I can use this drill at sea."

Hamlet

• Smelter- "Oh yeah! Lots of fire!"
• Oscillating Fan- "Fan the flames."

Don't Starve Together

• Cartographer's Desk- "I guess I could show everyone where I've been."
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Yes!!"
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Scouts don't need maps anyway..."
• Potter's Wheel- "Hm... I could make things that DON'T burn?"
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Haha!"
• Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "I'd like to see someone try to sculpt with that!"
• Potter's Wheel (Marble or Cut Stone placed)- "I'm gonna carve a stone butt."
• Potter's Wheel (material already placed)- "Naw, can't make it fit."
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "I guess that's good, too."
• Potter's Wheel (sketch already available)- "Awww, we already know that one!"
• Think Tank- "Watery nerd stuff."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "Heh heh. Whoops."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "I hate that arrow!"

Fight

Base Game

• Spear- "Feel my wrath!"
• Ham Bat- "Pleased to meat you!"
• Boomerang- "It's not the most exciting weapon."
• Boomerang (hit self)- "Stupid boomerang!"
• Blow Dart- "Good practice for blowing into a fire."
• Sleep Dart- "The tranquilizer will make it easier to light on fire."
• Fire Dart- "This is my favorite thing in the whole wide world."
• Football Helmet- "Sports are hard."
• Grass Suit- "A waste of flammable materials."
• Log Suit- "Now I can take on the world!"
• Marble Suit- "If I have to fight I might as well be protected."
• Bee Mine- "Bees inside. Should've put some fire in there for good measure."
• Tooth Trap- "It would be better with fire."

Reign of Giants

• Scalemail- "Yay! More FIRE!!!"
• Morning Star- "It'd be way cooler if it was on fire..."
• Weather Pain- "Always whirling! Swirling towards destruction!"

Shipwrecked

• Poison Spear- "I hope I don't jab myself."
• Poison Dart- "A sick kiss."
• Coconade- "First it booms, then it burns."
• Coconade (lit)- "Here we go..."
• Spear Gun (empty), Spear Gun, Poison Spear Gun, Obsidian Spear Gun- "Only thing better than a spear is the gun that shoots them."
• Cutlass Supreme- "This sword smells."
• Horned Helmet- "Ox-cellent!"
• Seashell Suit- "Try me, baddies."
• Limestone Suit- "It's so... heavy."
• Cactus Armor- "This way I won't get burned by those cacti."

Hamlet

• Halberd- "Weapons are only good if they're twice your size."
• Cork Bat- "For bashing things."
• Weevole Mantle- "This feels gross. I hope it works."
• Mant Mask- "This is the nastiest thing I've ever made."
• Mant Suit- "This is the worst."
• Fancy Helmet- "This protects my brain."
• Tin Suit- "I feel like a tin can."
• Blunderbuss- "Fire makes it go boom."

Don't Starve Together

• Spear- "That looks good for jabbin'!"
• Sleep Dart- "Tranquilized things are easier to light on fire."
• Fire Dart- "That's my favorite thing in the whole wide world."
• Marble Suit- "If you're gonna fight you might as well be protected."
• Battle Helm- "It's got a name scratched on the inside... 'W', uh..."
• Battle Spear- "I prefer a flame, but to each her own."
• Electric Dart- "Lightning is sort of like fire."
• Tail o' Three Cats- "This means I'm the boss now."
• Napsack- "Who's ready for a nap!"
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "Matches my prickly personality."

Structures

Base Game

• Birdcage- "Bird prison!"
• Birdcage (occupied)- "Ha! I have you now!"
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Stupid bird. Wake up!"
• Pig House- "These pigs have questionable taste in architecture."
• Pig House (occupied, light on)- "He's doing pig things in there."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "You jerk! Let me in!"
• Rabbit Hutch- "Ugh. Stupid rabbits."
• Hay Wall (held)- "Hmmm. I wonder if these will burn."
• Hay Wall- "That looks so flammable!"
• Wood Wall (held)- "I hate hiding."
• Wood Wall- "That could totally catch on fire."
• Stone Wall (held)- "These are surprisingly heavy."
• Stone Wall- "Eh. I guess that's OK."
• Chest- "It's a trunk for my junk."
• Sign- "Less reading! More burning!"
• Potted Fern- "I'd rather burn them."
• Mini Sign (held)- "It's like a sign, but smaller."
• Mini Sign (empty)- "Looks kinda bare."
• Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "But what should I even draw??"
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Haha oh man, who drew THAT?"
• Wood Fence and Gate (held)- "No point just leaving it on the ground."
• Wood Fence- "I'm not painting that."
• Wood Gate- "I guess we could pen stuff in with it."

Reign of Giants

• Pig House (burnt)- "Nice redecorating job!"
• Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Ha! Good result."
• Hay Wall (burnt)- "It was flammable!"
• Wood Wall (burnt)- "It did catch on fire!"
• Chest (burnt)- "The trunk burned nicely."
• Scaled Chest- "I'm not sure why you'd want something that DOESN'T burn..."
• Sign (burnt)- "Hahaha, yesss!"

Shipwrecked

• Sand Castle- "It's cute, I guess."
• Sand Castle (sand)- "It's a castle made of sand. A sandcastle."
• Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Add fire and you'd get BBQ!"
• Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "What a monkey sty."
• Limestone Wall (held)- "You don't look like you would easily burn."
• Limestone Wall- "It's all bumpy."
• Dragoon Den- "A bunch of hotheads live here."
• Sandbag (held)- "So I put this on the ground?"
• Sandbag- "Keeps the home fires burning."
• Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Here goes!"
• Seaworthy (SW world)- "Time to get outta here."
• Buoy- "Buoy, I'm glad I have this."
• Sea Chest- "I keep all my best stuff in there."
• Ballphin Palace- "It's the castle of the bouncy things... A bouncy castle."
• Sea Wall (held)- "I could put it down, I guess."
• Sea Wall- "I feel like this is not the most safe."

Hamlet

• Cork Barrel- "It doesn't burn but it does keep the pests out."
• Cork Barrel (burnt)- "

Don't Starve Together

• Birdcage (occupied)- "Ha! Gotcha now!"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "What's all the fuss about?"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "He won't be quiet!"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "At least he's quiet now."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Maybe I should clean that up."
• Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "I should burn something into it."
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "It said 'Don't play with matches', but the 'Don't' is crossed out now."
• End Table (empty)- "I'm telling you, there's a monster hand under that thing!"
• End Table (flowers)- "Just a bunch of dumb flowers."
• End Table (new light source)- "Not as good as a fire, but at least we won't be in the dark."
• End Table (old light source)- "We're gonna be in the dark soon."
• End Table (wilted)- "Those need replacing."
• End Table (burnt)- "Alright, alright, so I was wrong about the hand!"
• Friendly Scarecrow- "Ha! He thinks he's people!"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "It's a burning man."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Just burnt straw."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "I guess I could carry it."
• Moon Rock Wall- "Safe for now."
• Scaled Furnace- "I think I'm in love."
• Wardrobe- "I want to set it on fire."
• Wardrobe (burning)- "Yes! Burn!"
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "Aww, the fire burned out."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "Nah, too much effort."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "That's way better than some dumb dresses!"
• Wardrobe (unable to change, in use)- "Stop hogging it, I wanna dress up too!"
• Potted Succulent- "We're keeping it."
• DIY Royalty Kit- "I shouldn't burn it... but I want to..."
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "Did I do that? It's hard to keep track."
• Royal Tapestry- "What's all this stuff for?"
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "Hahaha-! Uh, I mean, oh no..."

Refine

Base Game

• Rope- "What can I tie up with this?"
• Boards- "Boards. They'll burn, same as other wood."
• Cut Stone- "Perfectly squared for maximum enjoyment."
• Papyrus- "I bet it'd burn!"
• Purple Gem- "Weird!"
• Nightmare Fuel- "Eww, it's still warm!"
• Beeswax- "That's none of my beeswax."
• Wax Paper- "Heh, we rubbed a bunch of paper in beeswax."

Shipwrecked

• Cloth- "Amazing the things you can do with bamboo."
• Limestone- "Rock hard, er, stone."
• Empty Bottle- "It's a bottle."
• Coral Nubbin- "Nice bald spot, rock."

Hamlet

• Claw Palm Sapling- "It won't even set on fire."

Don't Starve Together

• Rope- "What should we tie up??!"
• Cratered Moonrock- "Great. A rock with a hole in it."
• Marble Bean- "I guess we just... plant it? In the dirt?"
• Feathery Canvas- "That took way too much effort."

Magic

Base Game

• Meat Effigy- "That's my insurance policy."
• Prestihatitator- "I can use the hat like a cauldron!"
• Shadow Manipulator- "A dark and powerful energy radiates from it."
• Pan Flute- "Music is boring."
• Night Light- "It's like fire, but purple!"
• Night Armor- "Like being wrapped in smoke."
• Dark Sword- "It's like my dreams can hurt real things!"
• One-man Band- "I can do the pyrotechnics too!"
• Bat Bat- "I can hit my enemies with it."
• Belt of Hunger- "Oh, ick! Ick! Ick! Ick! Eeeeeewwwwww!"
• Chilled Amulet- "Boo to this."
• Nightmare Amulet- "Has science gone too far?"
• Life Giving Amulet- "I'm invincible! Well, maybe not. But it feels good."
• Fire Staff- "This is my absolute favorite toy."
• Ice Staff- "Booooring."
• Telelocator Staff- "It's quite a rush to use."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "I can feel the magic!"
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It needs something more."
• Telelocator Socket (full)- "I wonder how they hover?"
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It's so empty!"

Reign of Giants

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "My policy was canceled."
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Double, double toil and... oh. It's burned."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Now it's dark and not very powerful."
• Old Bell- "Is it New Year's Eve? Are there FIREWORKS?!"

Shipwrecked

• Piratihatitator- "This is just ridiculous."
• Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Now it's more my style."
• Dripple Pipes- "I hear a storm a-coming."

Hamlet

• Hogus Porkusator (normal and burnt)- "What's a pig going to teach me?"
• Pugalisk Wand- "I'd prefer to burn my enemies but... meh."
• Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "That's where I came in."
• Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "I should leave."
• Living Artifact- "Think of the things I can burn with it!"
• Root Trunk- "Now I don't have to lug everything around with me."
• Vortex Cloak- "Reminds me of my lighter. It keeps away the darkness."

Don't Starve Together

• Meat Effigy- "That's our insurance policy."
• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Our policy was canceled."
• Dark Sword- "It's like dreams that can hurt real things!"
• Bat Bat- "That thing's great for batting at enemies."
• Life Giving Amulet- "I have no idea what it does, but it feels good to wear it!"
• Fire Staff- "That's my absolute favorite toy."
• Ocuvigil- "Pfft. It'll burn like the rest."
• Moon Dial (generic)- "What the heck? I can still see the moon!"
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "A new moon! Great, I hated the old one!"
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is waxing, unlike me."
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "That's as full as it gets."
• Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon's outta here!"
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "Doesn't work down here."
• The Lazy Deserter- "Magic stuff."
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Walking's for suckers."
• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "He wouldn't mind if I use this for kindling, right?"
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "Burn it. BURN. IT."
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "Yup, looks cursed alright."

Dress

Base Game

• Sewing Kit- "But destruction is so much more fun!"
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Smells like rabbit butt."
• Straw Hat- "A hat made of straw. To think, it could've been tinder."
• Beefalo Hat- "I've taken his hair and put it on my own!"
• Beekeeper Hat- "This will keep the pokeys off of me."
• Feather Hat- "I am a phoenix!"
• Winter Hat- "It's not warm enough for my liking."
• Top Hat- "A top hat and a lighter, a perfect combination."
• Dapper Vest- "Not as nice as a flaming vest, but it'll do."
• Breezy Vest- "Now I'll be with my friend forever."
• Puffy Vest- "Not as warm as a good fire, but still pretty good!"
• Bush Hat- "Too passive!"
• Garland- "A halo of flowers. Too bad it's not a burning halo of flowers."
• Walking Cane- "I can walk more easily with this!"

Reign of Giants

• Cat Cap- "Cuddly hat."
• Fashion Melon- "Well, that's one use for this fruit."
• Ice Cube- "It's a real damper on my mood."
• Rain Coat- "This'll do the trick."
• Rain Hat- "Anything to keep the water away."
• Summer Frest- "Vests are so in."
• Floral Shirt- "I wonder if it'd burn as nicely as actual flowers do."
• Eyebrella- "If I wear it, I don't have to look at it..."
• Hibearnation Vest- "It's like swimming in fur."

Shipwrecked

• Brain of Thought- "I feel smarter, but also gross..."
• Snakeskin Hat- "Water just runs right off it."
• Snakeskin Jacket- "This coat makes me feel dangerous."
• Blubber Suit- "It squishes when I move..."
• Windbreaker- "Wind is the enemy of fire."
• Tar Suit- "This might not be the safest thing to light fires in."
• Particulate Purifier- "I like not smelling smelly smells."
• Sleek Hat- "Brisk movement snuffs fires..."
• Shark Tooth Crown- "Wearing this gives me a toothy grin."
• Dumbrella- "If I bought this in a store I'd feel burned."

Hamlet

• Gas Mask- "Cuts down on the coughing."
• Pith Hat- "Meh. Not my style, but I'll wear it."
• Thunderhat- "This looks good on me."

Don't Starve Together

• Beefalo Hat- "Beast hair to go over people hair!"
• Feather Hat- "A phoenix reborn!"
• Breezy Vest- "Now my friend will never leave."
• Walking Cane- "It's way easier to cover ground with this!"
• Ice Cube- "It's a real mood dampener."
• Rain Coat- "That'll do the trick."
• Eyebrella- "Keeps the rain out your eyes and in someone else's."
• Fashion Goggles- "What a great look!"
• Desert Goggles- "Not very stylish."
• Funcap- "I don't like having my head messed with."
• Seawreath- "Yuck, it feels like snot."
• Clever Disguise- "Yuck, who'd want a face like that?"

Ancient

Base Game

• Thulecite- "I don't think it would burn."
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "Will they fit in my pockets?"
• Thulecite Wall- "And they'll huff and they'll puff!"
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "Looks normal to me."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It's warning me."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "The fuel is coming to life!"
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "It's almost humming."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "I think it's turning off."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "I guess it's nearly over."
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I don't think it's working."
• The Lazy Forager- "It picks up my burning materials for me!"
• Magiluminescence- "It seems to absorb the darkness around it."
• Construction Amulet- "I feel my mind opening when I wear it."
• The Lazy Explorer- "It gives me a headache."
• Star Caller's Staff- "It's magical."
• Deconstruction Staff- "It won't start a fire but I guess it's still useful."
• Pick/Axe- "It's so useful!"
• Thulecite Crown- "It seems like there's something flowing through it."
• Thulecite Suit- "Not sure I want to wear this."
• Thulecite Club- "This will keep the nasties at bay."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "It's no good until I place it."
• Houndius Shootius- "I wish it lit stuff on fire."

Don't Starve Together

• Thulecite Wall (held)- "Will those fit in my pockets?"
• The Lazy Forager- "It picks up burning materials!"
• Thulecite Suit- "Human beings probably shouldn’t wear this."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "It's no good until it's been placed."

Nautical

Shipwrecked

• Log Raft- "Campfire wood has other uses!"
• Raft- "It would be unwise to light this on fire while at sea."
• Row Boat- "Rowing? Really?"
• Cargo Boat- "I can carry so many flammables on this."
• Armored Boat- "I'd like to see something try to take a bite out of this boat."
• Encrusted Boat- "Crumbly."
• The 'Sea Legs'- "A fine ship."
• Boat Repair Kit- "This should patch up any little leaks."
• Thatch Sail- "It makes use of the wind."
• Cloth Sail- "Nice stitching."
• Snakeskin Sail- "What a morbid sail."
• Feather Lite Sail- "Gotta hand it to those dumdums... they make good sails!"
• Iron Wind- "Now we're gettin' somewhere."
• Boat Cannon- "Wonder if I can start fires with this?"
• Quackering Ram- "Can't stop me now!"
• Sea Trap (held and placed)- "C'mon, swim inside! It's cozy in there!"
• Sea Yard (off)- "Just a big hunka junk without fuel."
• Sea Yard (on)- "It's a fixin' machine."
• Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "Running low."
• Tar Extractor (off)- "I guess I should turn it back on."
• Tar Extractor (on)- "It's getting me fuel for burnin'! Heheheh."
• Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "That's gonna need more fuel."
• Trawl Net- "I'll catch a bunch of wet stuff with this."
• Trawl Net (detached)- "What's in the baaaag?"
• Trawl Net (sinking)- "I believe that bag is sinking."
• Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "It's going to sink soon!"
• Spyglass- "You can't hide from me now, islands!"
• Super Spyglass- "I can see to the ends of the Earth."
• Captain Hat- "I no longer have that sinking feeling."
• Pirate Hat- "I feel piratey and naughty."
• Lucky Hat- "I don't think it was made for me."
• Life Jacket- "But will it keep my lighter dry?"

Hamlet

• Cork Bowl Canoe- "It'd be better if I could light it on fire."

​Volcanic

Shipwrecked

• Obsidian Machete- "A fire machete is a girl's best friend!"
• Obsidian Axe- "Such an axe! Cuts AND burns?!"
• Obsidian Spear- "I poke. They burn!"
• Obsidian Armor- "Hit me and burn!"
• Obsidian Coconade- "The Obsidian gives more boom for my buck."
• Howling Conch- "Hope no fires get blown out."
• Sail Stick- "I'm the queen of this boooooat!"
• Volcano Staff- "I am a goddess of fiery destruction!"

​Treasure Hunting

Hamlet

• Disarming Tools- "Those traps are goners now."
• Ball Pein Hammer- "This only smashes little bits off things."
• Gold Pan- "You mean I have to do work?"
• Magnifying Glass- "A poor substitute for my lighter."

​City Planning

Hamlet

• Lamp Post (off)- "They're kinda dull in the daytime."
• Lamp Post (on)- "Fire is so versatile."
• Town House- "Pig houses look pretty different here."
• Town House (burning)- "
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "Food!"
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "I wonder if they have matches."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "For all my cuts and bruises."
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "I can't believe I ever took food stores for granted."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "For growing stuff."
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "A lot of weird things to burn in there."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Are there books about magical fires in there?"
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Maybe they have a flaming axe in there."
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "Maybe I could use a new hat."
• Swinesbury Academy- "Museums usually have something on Great Fires."
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "A bunch of big shots in there."
• The Tinkerer's Tower- "Now I can build more things to burn."
• Palace- "Pompous."
• Swinesbury City Hall- "That's where that bossy jerk works."
• My City Hall- "My own office to burn down."
• Security Contract- "Now I can hire a guard to help me burn stuff!"
• Slanty Shanty- "There's probably something wrong with it."
• Slanty Shanty (owned)- "I wonder how long before it burns down."
• Watch Tower- "What's there to guard from, exactly?"

​Renovate

Hamlet

• House Expansion Permit- "More rooms mean more room for fires."
• Demolition Permit- "Burn! Burn it all down!"

Flooring

• Wood Flooring- "Dang. Won't burn."
• Marble Flooring, Checkered Flooring, Slate Flooring, Sheet Metal Flooring, Geometric Tiles Flooring, and Herringbone Flooring- "Boring floor."
• Garden Stone Flooring, Hexagon Flooring, and Octagon Flooring- "That's not going to burn."
• Shag Carpet- "Dang. It won't burn."
• Transitional Flooring- "It's not even done!"
• Wood Panel Flooring- "Dang. It won't even burn!"
• Curvy Hoof Flooring- "Boring pig floor."

Shelves

• Carved Bookshelf- "Might be flammable."
• Basic Bookshelf, Industrial Shelf, Wall Mounted Shelf, A-Frame Shelf, and Hat Tree- "Blah."
• Cinderblock Bookshelf- "Can't even set this on fire."
• Marble Shelf- "Marble isn't flammable."
• Glass Shelf- "Can't even set this on fire."
• Ladder Shelf, Hutch Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, Windowed Cabinet, and Pipe Shelf- "Ugly."
• Crates Shelf- "I deserve better."
• Fridge- "Is this a fridge, or..."
• Floating Shelf- "Everything's slanted!"
• Pallet Shelf- "What even is this?"

Plantholders

• Basic Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, and Pitcher Plantholder- "Yawn."
• WIP Plantholder- "Snore."
• Fancy Plantholder- "Boring."
• Bonsai Plantholder and Fernstand Plantholder- "Ugh. So boring."
• Dishgarden Plantholder- "A dish of boring."
• Orchid Plantholder and Marble Plantholder- "Pretty. Pretty boring."
• Xerographica Plantholder- "A hanging bunch of boring."
• Birdcage Plantholder- "A soggy sack of boring."
• Palm Plantholder- "So boring."
• ZZ Plantholder- "Zzzzz..."
• Fern Plantholder- "A lot of boring."
• Terrarium Plantholder- "A container for boring."
• Plantpet Plantholder- "Awww...Still boring."
• Traps Plantholder- "Gross... and boring."
• "Character" Tree- "It'd be better if I burnt it."
• Festive Tree- "Nice, but I still want to burn it down."

Columns

• Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, Round Column- "So what?"
• Lit Marble Column- "Oohh... fancy."

Wall Papers

• Wood Paneling- "Dang. Won't burn."
• Checkered Wall Paper, Floral Wall Paper, Sunflower Wall Paper, Harlequin Wall Paper, Orange Wall Paper, Purple Wall Paper, and Circle Wall Tiling- "It's a boring wall."
• Peagawk Wall Paper- "Where'd the eyes go?"
• Rope Wall Panneling and Full Wall Moulding- "It's nice, but will it burn?"
• Marble Wall Tiling- "This definitely won't burn."
• Fine Wall Tiling- "Could be better."
• Upholstered Wall- "Psht. I'm not impressed."

Ceiling Lights

• Wired Bulb, Metal Shade Lamp, Rope Light, and Dual Rope Light- "Sheesh. Someone doesn't care."
• 32pxChandalier- "This needs fire."
• Blown Glass Bulb, Cherry Lamp Shade, Hanging Blooming Lamp, and Hanging Floral Lamp- "Ugly."
• Tophat Light- "Someone just dressed up boring."
• Derby Light- "Dressed up boring."

Wall Decorations

• Photo and Black Cat- "Ugly."
• Full Length Mirror- "Boring."
• Embroidery Hoop- "Bunch of mushy nonsense."
• Mosaic- "A bunch of rocks."
• Wreath- "Ugh."
• Axe- "It's no lighter."
• Hunt- "Stabby things."
• Periodic Table- "I don't get it."
• Gears Art- "Can't even set it on fire."
• Cape- "Well that's dramatic."
• No Smoking- "Not even fires?"
• Tasteful Fish Mounting- "Ugh. It still smells."
• Beefalo Mounting- "I never liked them when they were alive."

Chairs

• Classic Chair, Corner Chair, Bench, Horned Chair, Footrest, Lounge Chair, Stuffed Chair, Rocking Chair, Ottoman Chair, and Fancy Chaise- "It'd be better if I could burn it."
• Massager Chair- "I like this."

House Upgrades

• Cottage Kit- "Stuff to build a small house."
• Tudor Home Kit- "A bunch of things to build a fancy house."
• Gothic Home Kit- "There's a lot of non-flammable wrought iron in this."
• Brick Home Kit- "Brick isn't known for being flammable"
• Turreted Home Kit- "Ugh. Stone is so heavy. And fire-proof."
• Villa Kit- "I can build this house and then burn it down."
• Manor Kit- "I'll build my own fireplace to set fires in."

Doors

• Hardwood Door, Forest Door- "It's wood. I could burn it."
• Stone Archway, Wrought Iron Door, Industrial Door- "Not even burnable."
• Curtained Door- "It's curtains for that door."
• Round Doorway- "What's it smiling about?"
• Gothic Door- "Ha ha! That bat's dead."

Windows

• Peaked Curtain Window, Peaked Window, Square Window, Tall Window, Tall Curtain Window- "Outside is boring."
• Round Burlap Window- "I need a better decorator."
• Large Square Curtain Window- "Pretty and boring."
• Greenhouse Wall- "A big window looking out into nothing."

Rugs

• Eye Rug- "What are you looking at?"
• Square Throw Rug, Oval Rug, Large Rug, Octagon Rug, Swirl Rug, Braid Rug- "Soft and ugly."
• Fur Throw Rug- "Haha. That's what you get."
• Hedgehog Rug- "Ugly. And boring."
• Porcupus Rug- "Take that, abomination."
• Hoofprint Rug and Soccer Rug- "Ugh. So ugly."
• Catcoon Rug- "Ha! That's what you get."
• Rubbermat Rug- "This isn't flammable."
• Web Rug, Wormhole Rug, Beard Rug- "Ew."
• Metal Rug- "Can't even set this on fire."
• Nailbed Rug- "I'm not stepping on that."
• Crime Rug- "Interesting..."

Lamps

• Fringe Lamp, Dual Embroidered Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "A fire hazard. I like it."
• Stainglass Lamp, Downbridge Lamp, Ceramic Lamp, Glass Lamp, Dual Fringes Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Crystals Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Dual Upturn Lamp, Spool Lamp, Adjustable Lamp, and Right Angle Lamp- "A boring old lamp."
• Candelabra Lamp- "Needs fire."
• Edison Lamp- "A boring old lightbulb."

Tables

• Round Table- "Circular boring."
• Hard Wood Desk- "Rectangular boring."
• DIY Table and Crate Table- "Ugly."
• College Table- "Ugh. What even is that?"
• Chess Table- "Chess is boring."

​Cartography

Don't Starve Together

• Map Scroll (empty)- "Nothing's on it? I can burn it then, right?"

​Critters

Don't Starve Together

• Kittykit- "You're the perfect lapwarmer."
• Vargling- "Hah, you don't even know you're smelly."
• Ewelet- "Look at those creepy little eyes. Aww."
• Broodling- "We were made for each other."
• Glomglom- "Aww, I could just squish your gross lil face!"
• Giblet- "I could just eat you up."
• Mothling- "She loves flames!"

​Sculpt

Don't Starve Together

• Carved Hornucopia- "Ouchhh! I think I chipped a tooth."
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "I prefer smoky fires."
• Pawn Figure- "What sort of peasant doesn't have a torch?!"
• Rook Figure- "That one looks like it could do some damage."
• Knight Figure- "A horse with no butt."
• Bishop Figure- "Just some dumb bishop piece."
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "I don't wanna see what comes outta that!"
• Queenly Figure- "Ewww, she doesn't have a head!"
• Kingly Figure- "I'm not afraid of that guy. He doesn't even have arms!"
• Deerclops Figure- "We kicked its butt."
• Bearger Figure- "Those are some pointy teeth."
• Moose/Goose Figure- "Looks as dumb as the real thing."
• Dragonfly Figure- "I think... I think I understand art."
• Moon Moth Figure- "Meh. I can't even burn it."
• Anchor Figure- "It's hard to burn stuff at sea."
• "Moon" Figure- "I guess it's nice."

​Celestial

Don't Starve Together

• Moon Rock Idol- "Looks like a jerk."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "I'd rather burn things down than build them up."
• Moon Glass Axe- "The moon HATES trees."
• Glass Cutter- "Haha, this thing could take an arm off!"
• Bath Bomb- "I still don't want to take a bath."

​Seafaring

Don't Starve Together

• Boat Kit- "That's the boat part of the boat."
• Oar- "Rowing's dumb. Why don't we just use a sail?"
• Driftwood Oar- "Ugh. Can it be someone else's turn to row?"
• Boat Patch- "Fixing stuff is boring, but necessary."
• Anchor Kit- "Ooo, let's build an anchor."
• Mast- "You can't call it "sailing" if you don't have a sail."
• Winged Sail- "Just think how much cooler it'd look if I set it on fire."
• Steering Wheel Kit- "Can't sail without that."

​Books

Shipwrecked

• Joy of Volcanology- "I'll burn through this book!"

Don't Starve Together

• Birds of the World- "Less reading, more burning!"
• Applied Horticulture- "Ughh, who cares?"
• Sleepytime Stories- "Bo-oring!"
• The End is Nigh!- "That's my favorite book!"
• On Tentacles- "Looks like kindling to me!"

​Engineering

Don't Starve Together

• Trusty Tape- "At least something around here can hold it together."
• Winona's Catapult- "It flings big stinkin' rocks."
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "Is this thing on?"
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "Hehehe!"
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Well, that was mildly entertaining."
• Winona's Spotlight- "So no more night fires then?"
• Winona's Generator- "Iunno, it's Winona's junk."
• Winona's Generator and G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "It's on its last legs."
• Winona's Generator and G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "Oops. It broke."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "More of Winona's weird junk."

​Green Thumb

Don't Starve Together

• Bramble Husk- "I think Wormwood made it."
• Bramble Trap- "It's got really sharp thorns."
• Compost Wrap- "That's disgusting!"

​Seasonings

Don't Starve Together

• Garlic Powder- "Powdered stink."
• Honey Crystals- "It's like drinking candy."
• Chili Flakes- "I like the way it sets my mouth on fire."
• Seasoning Salt- "People say I'M salty."

​Events (only)

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "I'm gonna stuff so much candy in there!"
• Candy Apple- "That's wayyyy better than a regular apple!"
• Candy Corn- "Do people actually eat these or are they just a bad joke?"
• Catcoon Candy- "These are a meow-uthful."
• Choco Pigs- "I'm gonna need about a dozen of these."
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Yesssss! Lollipops!"
• Gummy Spider- "Eww! I hate black licorice!"
• Jelly Worm- "Why does something so yummy have to look so gross!"
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "Ewwww it's corn flavored!"
• Raisins- "Burn them!!!"
• "Raisins"- "Hey Wolfgang, eat one and tell us what it is!"
• Candy Lice- "Yuck! That's disgusting!"
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "It's sorta tangy."
• Lava Pepper- "Mmm! It burns my mouth so good!"
• Broken Stake- "Looks like firewood to me."
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Just a big dumb ball."
• Empty Elixir- "Hey Wes! Dare you to drink the last bit!"
• Faux Fangs- "Pfft, they're not even sharp."
• Monkey Paw- "Ughhh! That's so nasty!"
• Spider Ring- "Ewww! Who would ever wear that!"
• Binoculars- "It makes stuff look small no matter which way I turn it."
• Lone Glove- "Who needs just one glove?"
• Snail Scale- "Snails are gross!"
• Goop Canister- "Ooo, it's warm."
• Toy Cobra- "I don't like snakes."
• Crocodile Toy- "Yeesh. I can feel the nostalgia dripping off it."
• Broken Terrarium- "It's just junk."
• Odd Radio- "It's got kind of a dumb face, huh?"
• Broken Hairdryer- "I never take my pigtails out anyway."
• Mad Scientist Lab- "I like the fire!"
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "It's like there's a fire in my belly."
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "Ah. The strong stuff."
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "I wish it was a little stronger."
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "I didn't think it was possible to make fire better."
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "Piping hot mutation juice!"
• Totally Normal Root- "It's a stick. But I can't even set it on fire."
• Totally Normal Sapling- "Should I wait until it gets bigger to set it on fire?"
• Bat Decoration- "I should decorate for Halloween."
• Crow Decoration- "I'm gonna stick you in a tree."
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "I should hang it somewhere and scare people."
• Ghost Decoration- "Can I set it on fire?"
• Spider Decoration- "Ugh. I hate those jerks."
• Tentacle Decoration- "Wish it was flammable."
• Bats coming out of tree- "Were those bats, or am I just seeing things."
• Drinking bravery potion- "Haha! Those bats don't scare me anymore!"

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "Ribbons burn real good!"
• Gift- "It's for me right?!"
• Festive Tree Planter- "Are we gonna grow a tree?"
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Happy Winter's Feast, everybody."
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It's a bit shrimpy."
• Winter's Feast Tree- "Looks great!"
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Now we're celebrating!"
• Gingerbread Cookie- "Honestly, who DOESN'T eat the head first?"
• Eternal Fruitcake- "Anyone else sense the overpowering stench of evil?"
• Sugar Cookie- "Doesn't look too bad, considering!"
• Candy Cane- "Gimme two of 'em and I can do a MacTusk impression."
• Chocolate Log Cake- "A log for eating, not for burning."
• Plum Pudding- "I'm gonna totally stuff my face!!"
• Apple Cider- "Sure beats rainwater!"
• Hot Cocoa- "I only like it when it's SCALDING."
• Heavenly Eggnog- "Who knew stuff from a bird's butt could be so tasty?"
• Festive Bauble- "Bibble-ty bauble-ty boo!"
• Festive Light- "It's like a fire, but without the burning!"
• Magnificent Adornment- "Woah, shiny! Nice!"
• Champion Adornment- "I should toast this over an open fire."
• Appeasing Adornment- "So cute I don't even wanna burn it."

Lunar New Year

• Gobbler Shrine- "I don't even like gobblers!"
• Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "What do we have to do now?"
• Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "Well, that's burned now."
• Red Pouch- "What a great color!"
• Lucky Gold Nugget- "I don't think I'm supposed to spend this."
• Red Firecrackers- "Light'em up!"
• Red Lantern- "Anything with a fire in it is okay by me."
• Lucky Fan- "It's a big ol' fan."
• Lucky Beast Head- "Sooo ferocious!"
• Lucky Beast Body- "Aww, I always get caught in the middle!"
• Lucky Beast Tail- "I wanna be the caboose!"
• Varg Shrine- "That looks WAY better!"
• Varg Shrine (empty)- "It's missing something. Like fire."
• Varg Shrine (burning)- "That's what we were supposed to do, right?"
• Varg Shrine (burnt)- "I may've misunderstood."
• Lucky Whistle- "Heh heh. STAY."
• Clay Hound- "This dog is stone cold!"
• Clay Hound (statue)- "Welp, that's a weird shape for a rock."
• Clay Varg- "How'd you get your eyes to do that?!"
• Clay Varg (statue)- "Did someone carve this thing?"
• Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "Trading diagrams is for dorks."
• Hound Figure- "It almost looks friendly."
• Varg Figure- "It doesn’t look so tough now."
• Pig Shrine- "Where's the shrine to me?"
• Pig Shrine (empty)- "Needs meat."
• Pig Shrine (burnt)- "Burnt. I like it."
• Tribute Roast- "I'm gonna eat it all!"
• Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "Nah. I'll feed it to something."
• Fish Heads on a Stick- "A little snack to fill my belly."
• Golden Belt- "I'd burn it, but it might be worth something."
• Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Eat dirt!"
• Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "You, I like."
• Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Sure does like using those signs."
• Elite Pig (Wade)- "All washed up."
• Can't play game (too late)- "Naw. It's too late."
• Can't play game (area not empty)- "Aww... You mean I gotta clean up first?"
• Can't play game (danger)- "Not now! There's big jerks around."

The Forge

• Battlemaster Pugna- "Pfft, I bet he can't even fight."
• Pit Pig- "Keep that snout to yourself!"
• Crocommander- "Jeez, what's his crocodeal?"
• Snortoise- "Hey! How am I s'pose to hit you with all that armor?"
• Scorpeon- "It's got a weaponized butt!"
• Boarilla- "You can't push me around."
• Grand Forge Boarrior- "He looks pretty haggard."
• Rhinocebro- "Pfft. Whatever Rhinocebros."
• Infernal Swineclops- "Bet you think you're safe in all that armor."
• Ancient Gateway (off)- "This is WAY better than our gate back home!"
• Ancient Gateway (on)- "Time to go."
• Ancient Anchor (empty)- "There's no key in it."
• Ancient Anchor (key)- "Looks good."
• Forge Portal- "Jerks come out of it."
• Battle Standard- "Kill that flag!"
• Baby Spider- "That spider's so tiny!"
• Magma Golem- "Woah! I love it!"
• Living Staff- "I could take a crack at it."
• Infernal Staff- "So I just wave it and FIRE APPEARS?"
• Petrifying Tome- "Looks like kindling to me."
• Tome of Beckoning- "Looks interesting, for a book."
• Forging Hammer- "That weapon looks boring."
• Pith Pike- "I don't want to use that."
• Spiral Spear- "Looks cumbersome."
• Riled Lucy- "That's Woodie's axe."
• Blacksmith's Edge- "No way I can use that!"
• Darts- "Ptoo! Now you're dead!"
• Molten Darts- "Ooh, the firepower!"
• Hearthsfire Crystals- "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"
• Reed Tunic- "This armor isn't very good."
• Feathered Reed Tunic- "It barely does anything."
• Wood Armor- "This armor will stop a blow or two."
• Jagged Wood Armor- "Good for smackin' stuff."
• Silken Wood Armor- "I could do neat stuff more often with that."
• Stone Splint Mail- "That armor looks pretty safe."
• Steadfast Stone Armor- "Nothing's gonna get through that!"
• Grand Armor- "Woohoo! I should put that on."
• Barbed Helm- "So pointy!"
• Nox Helm- "I'd wear it if I felt like hitting stuff."
• Resplendent Nox Helm- "Dibs!"
• Feathered Wreath- "It's a feather crown!"
• Crystal Tiara- "Ohh, I want it!"
• Clairvoyant Crown- "Ooo, gimme!"
• Woven Garland- "Comes with a matching staff!"
• Flower Headband- "That's a great wreath!"
• Blossomed Wreath- "I don't even wanna burn it!"
• Started revival- "Hey! Get back up!"
• Finished revival- "You got this!"
• Revived- "Thanks for the hand!"
• Refusing inappropriate weapon- "I'm not using that!"

The Gorge

• Mumsy- "Her eyes creep me out."
• Billy- "He'll eat just about anything."
• Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm- "Hey, what'dya got for me?"
• Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "Nice hat. Are you selling that, too?"
• Swamp Pig Elder- "They're not so different from the pigs back at our place."
• Swamp Pig Elder and Pigeon (sleeping)- "It's taking a nap."
• Swamp Pig- "Not the prettiest face."
• Old Beefalo- "Haha. You're old."
• Pigeon- "I haven't got any crumbs for you."
• Pigeon (dead)- "It's dead."
• Pebble Crab- "Don't worry, I won't kick you."
• Berry Bush- "But I want more berries!"
• Fern- "I can take my pick of them."
• Mushroom- "They're so hideous they're almost cute."
• Mushroom (picked)- "Hey! Give me more mushrooms!"
• Rotten Crop- "That one stayed in the ground too long."
• Sapling- "Well. Might as well burn it now."
• Spotty Shrub- "It smells kind of pepper-y."
• Spotty Shrub (picked)- "That's not growing back."
• Sugarwood Tree- "Aw! It's impervious to fire."
• Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "It's kinda useless now."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "It's taking forever!"
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "Sap's ready!"
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "Stupid bugs."
• Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "You don't look so hot, tree."
• Ivy- "Yawn."
• The Altar of Gnaw- "Don't. Look. Up."
• The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "I wonder where all the food goes. Probably somewhere gross."
• Ancient Gateway- "I'm just gonna keep jumping through portals til I figure out a way home."
• Beast of Hunger (1)- "Haha! Look at this dumb goat statue."
• Beast of Hunger (2)- "Ew. It's ugly."
• Broken Carriage- "It's so busted, I don't even wanna light it on fire."
• Dilapidated Cathedral- "What a waste. It could've burned down."
• Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "What's a chimney without a fireplace?"
• Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "Ugh! It won’t even burn."
• Dilapidated Clocktower- "That would look better on fire."
• Dilapidated Door- "It'd be better if it was burnt."
• Dilapidated House-
  • "It's like there was a Great Fire, without the fire."
  • "There's no one here. Boring."
  • "I wish this would burn."
• Dilapidated Roof- "The roof isn't on fire."
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Gross."
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "Ugly."
• Worn Pig House- "It's just asking to be burned down."
• House Rubble- "Hey pigs! Your house blew down!"
• Iron Fence- "That looks sharp."
• Locked Iron Gate- "I can't even burn it open!"
• Iron Gate- "Didn't even have to melt the locks."
• Mealing Stone- "I can smash stuff down with it."
• Park Fountain- "A fountain with no water. Maybe that's a metaphor?"
• Post- "Boring."
• Queen Beast- "What's so great about her?"
• Rundown House- "That's what passes for a village around here, I guess."
• Safe- "Ha! Cracked it."
• Locked Safe- "I can't get it to open."
• Sammy's Wagon- "There's a lot of stuff to burn in there."
• Pipton's Cart- "I'd burn it, but I need the things in there."
• Salt Pond- "Blech! Tastes like ocean."
• Stone Pillar- "It's stone. I can't burn it."
• Streetlight- "Just an old lamp post."
• Small Streetlight- "Whatever. It's a lamp."
• Smashed Clock- "I'd love to burn that to ashes."
• Urn- "Cremation is the only way to do it."
• Wrecked Bicycle- "Metal doesn't burn well."
• Pot Hanger (held, 1)- "We're gonna cook that up real nice."
• Pot Hanger (held, 2)- "It needs to be set up in a firepit."
• Pot Hanger- "I set it up. Now what?"
• Oven (held)- "I can't wait to use it!"
• Oven (1)- "Now we're cooking!"
• Oven (2)- "Now we're cooking."
• Small Grill (held)- "I should set it up over the firepit."
• Small Grill- "If it was bigger I could use more fire."
• Large Grill (held)- "Ugh, I guess I should set it up."
• Large Grill- "Fire it up!"
• Cookpot (1)- "It goes on the fire."
• Cookpot (2)- "It goes with the fire."
• Large Cookpot- "I should light a fire under its butt."
• Small Casserole Dish- "It's kinda small."
• Large Casserole Dish- "Fancy."
• Syrup Pot- "Sweet stuff goes in there."
• Salt Rack (held)- "We can use it to get some cooking salt."
• Salt Rack- "Grow faster, salt crystals!"
• Salt Rack (ready)- "Gotta dredge the salt up."
• Crab Trap- "That'll show those crabs."
• Hoe- "You mean I gotta do work?"
• Slaughter Tools- "I'd rather burn things."
• Tree Tapping Kit- "Now we can get sap out of the trees."
• Key- "I'll use this if I can't burn it open."
• Iron Key- "There's more stuff to burn in the park."
• Ancient Key- "Fancy key."
• All Seed Packet types- "Aw... I won't know what these are until I plant them."
• All Seed types- "It's just a bunch of seeds."
• Salmon- "Look at it, flopping around like that."
• Cooked Salmon- "All it needed was some fire."
• Crab Meat- "Needs more fire."
• Cooked Crab Meat- "I bet it's tasty."
• Cooked Foliage- "Leaf this to a professional."
• Mushroom (item)- "It's totally raw. Fire could fix that!"
• Cooked Mushroom- "
• Garlic- "It's just a couple cloves of garlic."
• Roast Garlic- "Fire made it better."
• Onion- "It's so bulbous."
• Roast Onion- "Roasting. My favorite cooking method."
• Potato- "We grew it in that gross muck."
• Roast Potato- "Cooking just means sticking stuff in fire."
• Toma Root- "Cutting these is a pain."
• Roast Toma Root- "It just needed a couple minutes on the fire."
• Turnip- "Haha gross, I hate turnips."
• Roast Turnip- "Take that, turnip."
• Wheat- "How on earth do you eat this?"
• Flour- "Can you just eat flour?"
• Goat Milk- "What? We needed milk."
• Salt Crystals- "I licked one. Had to."
• Salt- "I need a pinch or two on all my food."
• Sap- "Mmm! Pure sugar!"
• Ruined Sap- "Well that's dumb."
• Syrup- "Mmmm..."
• Spotty Sprig- "It's a piece of that pepper-y bush."
• Spot Spice- "Spices... the true spice of life."
• Old Coin- "Wow. A coin. Pfft."
• Sapphire Medallion- "I can probably buy something good with this."
• Red Mark- "I'm rich!"
• Gnaw's Favor- "Guess that thing liked what we gave it."
• Prepared dish- "Maybe that thing up there'll eat it."
• Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "It doesn't want that. Might as well burn it."
• Prepared dish (matches craving)- "This should shut that thing up for a while."
• Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "This won't shut it up for long."
• Burnt Food- "Looks good to me."
• Silver Plate- "Ohh. Look who's fancy now!"
• Silver Bowl- "Now I don't have to use my hands."
• Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "I can't even burn it!"
• Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "It's already on a dish!"
• Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "Ugh! I can't use that dish for that food!"
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "I have to wait for it to eat this one first."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "I wouldn't serve that to a dog!"
• Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "You mean there's another key?!"
• Cannot use item (occupied)- "But I want to use it!"
• Food ruined (bad recipe)- "Okay, so that didn't work."
• Food ruined (overcooked)- "Whoops, burnt it. Heh heh."
• Lost round- "I think it's angry!!"
• Won round- "Let's get out of here!"

Nature - Plants

Base Game

• Evergreen- "It looks like it would burn well."
• Lumpy Evergreen- "Die in a fire!"
• Spiky Tree- "It looks dangerous!"
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "One less tree in the world."
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "Not so spiky now, are you?"
• Evergreen, Lumpy Evergreen, and Spiky Tree (burning)- "YES! BURN!"
• Evergreen, Lumpy Evergreen, and Spiky Tree (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
• Evergreen (sapling)- "You'll be a real tree soon."
• Log- "Wood! So flammable! Hooray!"
• Log (burning)- "Burn, log, buuuurn!"
• Charcoal- "Mmmm. Smells like fire."
• Pine Cone- "Hey there, tree seed."
• Marble Tree- "The worst kind of tree. The non-flammable kind."
• Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "It might be alive, but it'll still burn."
• Living Log- "It looks upset."
• Sapling- "I should pick it."
• Sapling (picked)- "Poor little limp tree."
• Sapling and Reeds (burning)- "Burn! Yeah!"
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"
• Twigs- "A bunch of small twigs. Good for fires, among other things."
• Grass Tuft- "What a sorry looking piece of... grass?"
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "Grass stubble is kind of useless."
• Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."
• Grass Tuft (burning)- "Fire! Wooo!"
• Cut Grass- "Cut grass, ready for burning. Or maybe crafting."
• Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Mmmmm. Berries."
• Berry Bush (picked)- "I want more berries!"
• Berry Bush (barren)- "Eat poop, stupid plant!"
• Reeds- "It's a burnable clump of reeds."
• Reeds (picked)- "I can't do anything with reed stubble."
• Cut Reeds- "Cut reeds, ready for burning. Or maybe crafting."
• Plant- "I'll eat it if I have to."
• Plant (growing)- "Hurry up, you stupid plant!"
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "Oh boy. Vegetables."
• Marsh Plant- "It's all planty."
• Spiky Bush- "It looks sharp."
• Spiky Bush (picked)- "Those thorns hurt!"
• Spiky Bush (burning)- "Burn, thorns!"
• Flower- "I don't have time to waste on flowers."
• Petals- "Stupid flowers. They're almost useless."
• Evil Flower- "Ugh, that smells terrible."
• Dark Petals- "Ew, they're sticky."
• Carrot (planted)- "Maybe its special carrot friend is in the ground."
• Red Mushroom- "Pretty!"
• Green Mushroom- "Stupid mushroom."
• Blue Mushroom- "Dumb mushroom."
• Mushroom (sleeping)- "Hey! You! Get up here!"
• Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it will return some day."

Reign of Giants

• Birchnut Tree- "It looks like it would burn well."
• Birchnut Tree (stump)- "One less tree in the world."
• Birchnut Tree (burning)- "YES! BURN!"
• Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
• Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "You'll be a real tree soon."
• Sapling (withered)- "It's so dry, it's like it wants to be on fire."
• Grass Tuft (withered)- "Nice and dry, ready to burn!"
• Berry Bush (withered)- "All dried out. Primed for fire!"
• Plant (withered)- "It's crackly and dry. Good kindling!"
• Birchnut- "Hey there, tree seed."
• Cactus- "Spines! My weakness! How did you know?"
• Cactus (picked)- "We'll call it a tie."
• Tumbleweed- "It looks highly flammable."

Shipwrecked

• Bamboo Patch (normal and burning)- "Kindling!"
• Jungle Tree- "That's a whole lot of tree to burn!"
• Viney Bush and Snake Den (normal and burning)- "I bet these crackle and pop when they burn."
• Bamboo Patch (stump & withered)- "It'll come back."
• Jungle and Palm Tree (stump)- "That took a few swings."
• Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "That's how you untangle them."
• Jungle and Palm Tree (burning)- "Wooow! So much fire!"
• Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "Those were fun to burn!"
• Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Leftovers from a fire. I wish it was still here."
• Jungle and Palm Tree (burnt)- "A major improvement."
• Bamboo Root- "You need ground, fast."
• Viney Bush Root- "Would you like to go back into the ground?"
• Jungle Tree (sapling and seed)- "A future forest fire."
• Bamboo- "Looks flammable."
• Vine- "I could use this in something. Or just burn it."
• Grass (water)- "This doesn't need to be watered."
• Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "Genius idea, hiding out with these dumb regular corals."
• Seaweed (planted and picked)- "Soggy sea grass."
• Mangrove (normal, burning and stump)- "No need to water this guy."
• Mangrove (burnt)- "Burned right down to the, uh, water."
• Palm Tree- "You have a curious lack of branches."
• Palm Tree (sapling)- "An edible tree thing."
• Palm Leaf- "You're green, but you'd burn."
• Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "There's something odd about this tree..."
• Tidal Plant- "Plant-y."

Hamlet

• Claw Palm Tree- "I bet that will burn."
• Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
• Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
• Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
• Cork- "Still sets on fire."
• Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "It won't even set on fire."
• Rainforest Tree- "It's a tree."
• Rainforest Tree (burning)- "Yes! Fire! Fire!"
• Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Much better."
• Rainforest Tree (stump)- "No one can save you now, rainforest."
• Sick Rainforest Tree- "I can burn it down and it won't be so sick."
• Cocooned Tree- "Looks burnable."
• Jungle Burr- "Looks like kindling to me."
• Rainforest Tree Sapling- "Baby firewood."
• Tea Tree- "It'll burn. That's all I care about."
• Tea Tree (burning)- "
• Tea Tree (burnt)- "
• Tea Tree (stump)- "
• Seed Pod- "If I plant it, it will grow more things to burn."
• Tea Tree Sapling- "It's not even worth burning."
• Tuber Tree- "An axe won't destroy this but fire will."
• Blooming Tuber Tree- "
• Tall Grass- "This grass is tough!"
• Exotic Flower- "It's kinda ugly. But it'll burn."
• Aloe (planted)- "I could eat that."
• Asparagus (planted)- "Haha! Found you!"
• Radish (planted)- "What are they hiding from?"
• Nettle Vine- "This smells so strong it clears my nose."
• Nettle Vine (picked)- "Nothing here yet."
• Nettle Vine (withered)- "It really doesn't like this dirt."
• Nettle Vine (moist)- "Why you so happy being wet?"
• Nettle Plant (held)- "I bet this would like to be in the ground."
• Bramble- "Let's see if it's flammable."
• Bramble Bloom- "Pretty. But will it burn?"
• Hanging Vine- "Ugh, vines!"
• Great Leafy Stalk- "That's a big ol' tree."
• Lotus Plant- "Can I eat it? Or burn it?"
• Lotus Plant (picked)- "
• Lily Pad- "I can't burn stuff out on the water."
• Lawn Decoration- "A fancy bush or something."
• Hedge- "It's just a big shrub."
• Hedge (untrimmed)- "I might be able to shave that."
• Hedge (burning)- "
• Hedge (burnt)- "
• Intricate Topiary- "Someone spent a lot of time pruning this kindling."
• Magic Flower- "I guess it's okay."
• Weathered Branch- "Wish I could burn it."
• Weathered Shrub- "Wish I could burn it!"
• Weathered Stick- "What's that doing there?"
• Weathered Tree- "I can't even burn it."
• Weathered Trunk- "Broken, but not burnt."

Don't Starve Together

• Sapling- "It'd be worth it to pick that."
• Berry Bush (burning)- "Yes!! Burn!!"
• Berry Bush (picked)- "But I want more berries!"
• Reeds (picked)- "It's just reed stubble."
• Sapling (withered)- "It's so dry, it's like it WANTS to be on fire."
• Lumpy Sapling- "I should burn that thing before it reaches full ugliness."
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "It looks sharp."
• Twiggy Tree- "How are you supposed to get the sticks from up there??"
• Twiggy Tree (stump)- "One less tree in the world."
• Twiggy Tree (burning)- "YES! BURN!"
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
• Twiggy Tree (old)- "Fire would release it from its torment."
• Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "It'll grow... unless something fiery happens to it."
• Twiggy Tree Cone- "Looks like campfire fuel to me!"
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush (disease warning)- "Blech. You smell."
• Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "Burn the sick!"
• Juicy Berry Bush- "Ready for picking!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "Make mooooore!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "Yes!! Burn!!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "Did I say you could stop growing?!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"
• Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "It's burning up."
• Marble Sprout- "That makes no sense!"
• Marble Shrub- "What sort of bush doesn't burn?!"
• Rose- "I'd like to burn this flower in particular."
• Succulent- "It's a small, unburned plant."
• Succulent (held)- "It's been picked."
• Bull Kelp- "I bet we could eat that."
• Bull Kelp (picked)- "Nothing left to take."
• Bull Kelp Stalk- "Haha! This thing's great."
• Driftwood- "This tree looks super weird."
• Driftwood (stump)- "I could still burn the stump."
• Driftwood (burning)- "YES!"
• Driftwood (burnt)- "Well, that was fun."
• Driftwood Piece- "Perfect for burning."
• Lune Tree- "It's so pretty, I might actually feel bad burning it!"
• Lune Tree (stump)- "It's not gonna grow back."
• Lune Tree (burning)- "HAHA, YES!"
• Lune Tree (burnt)- "I don't feel as bad as I thought I would."
• Lune Tree Blossom- "This would look even prettier if it was on fire."
• Lune Tree Sapling- "Just an un-burned baby tree."
• Stone Fruit Bush- "It's a fruit bush of some sort."
• Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "Someone took the fruit already."
• Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "It's not going to grow fruit anymore."
• Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "Pfft, it's barely even hot out."
• Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "I think it's getting sick."
• Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "EW, it smells!!"
• Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "Yesss!"
• Sprouting Stone Fruit- "Ewww it's got a little arm."

Nature - Objects

Base Game

• Beehive- "It's full of bees!"
• Killer Bee Hive- "I had better keep my distance."
• Honeycomb- "It's waxy."
• Hound Mound- "Uh oh, I don't like the look of that."
• Bones- "Gross."
• Touch Stone- "I guess I should touch it?"
• Obelisk (sane, up)- "I wonder what these markings mean."
• Obelisk (sane, down)- "Where'd it go?"
• Obelisk (insane, up)- "Am I seeing things?"
• Obelisk (insane, down)- "Doesn't look flammable. How boring."
• Harp Statue- "What a nice statue. Shame if something were to happen to it."
• Marble Pillar- "I wonder if the rest burnt down."
• Marble- "It's heavy!"
• Rundown House- "No-one would care if this burned down."
• Merm Head- "That's what you get for being so stinky!"
• Pig Head- "I guess I have it alright."
• Pig Torch- "These pigs sure know how to have a good time."
• Basalt- "It's too hard to break!"
• Boulder- "Just another rock to me."
• Rocks- "Can I make inukshuks with these?"
• Flint- "The poor man's fire-starter."
• Nitre- "There are tiny explosions trapped inside."
• Gold Nugget- "Where am I going to spend this."
• Grave- "It's full of dead stuff, I bet."
• Grave (dug)- "Better it than me."
• Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Who just leaves dirt lying around in the forest?"
• Animal Track- "It leads to my new friend."
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Ohh... he got away."
• Animal Track (found)- "I'll find you!"
• Wooden Thing- "I like the way the symbols glow."
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I'm making a monstrosity!"
• Wooden Thing (locked)- "Needs to be unlocked somehow."
• Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I just want to see this world burn."
• Ring Thing- "This is too precious to burn!."
• Crank Thing- "What's this part good for?"
• Box Thing- "It feels warm."
• Metal Potato Thing- "Perhaps I could melt it into a more pleasing shape."
• Worm Hole- "Poke it with a stick!"
• Worm Hole (open)- "I wonder if he likes spicy food?"
• Worm Hole (exited)- "I'll have to burn these clothes!"
• Pond- "This pond will definitely not ignite. How dull."
• Skeleton- "I hope you at least went out in a blaze of glory."
• Spider Den- "That's just nasty."
• Spider Eggs- "Tons of tiny disgusting spiders."
• Rabbit Hole- "Stupid rabbits. Come out so I can eat you."
• Walrus Camp- "Why does everyone have a nicer house than me?"
• Walrus Camp (empty)- "I'm not going in there. Yuck!"
• Sunken Boat- "Someone out there is all wet."
• Sunken Boat (empty)- "Where'd they go?"
• Flotsam- "It's out there, but I'm over here..."

Reign of Giants

• Ice- "Chilly."
• Mini Glacier- "I don't think there's any way it'd burn."
• Mini Glacier (melted)- "As useless as water ever was."
• Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Boo! I lost track of him in this mud."
• Burrow- "Down away from the sun. It's unnatural."
• Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Stupid rabbits must be stuck down there."
• Rundown House (burnt) "It's true, no one does care."
• Merm Head (burnt)- "Double whammy!"
• Pig Head (burnt)- "It can always get worse, I guess."
• Hollow Stump- "I wouldn't burn it while someone lives here."
• Hollow Stump (empty)- "It's all dried up and ready for burning."
• Glommer's Statue- "Is that supposed to be something?"
• Glommer's Statue (mined)- "Looks about the same."
• Skeleton (self)- "That gives me the willies."
• Sunken Boat (burnt)- "Double whammy."

Shipwrecked

• Crabbit Den (normal and collapsed)- "Come out and play with me!"
• Fishermerm's Hut- "Fish mongers."
• Merm Hut- "No one would care if this burned down."
• Merm Hut (burnt)- "It's true, no one cares."
• Shoal- "Why here, fishies?"
• Wobster Den- "The happy lobster home."
• Coral Reef- "I wish I had a snorkel."
• Coral- "Pretty colors."
• Coral Larva- "Haha, gross."
• Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "This gross food is trying to eat that rock."
• Limpet Rock (picked)- "The rock won't be bothered by those suckers for a bit."
• Magma Pile- "Magma-nificent!"
• Krissure- "Glorious..."
• Steamer Trunk- "Ooo! I hope there are useful items inside."
• Sandy Pile- "Oh, look! It's some sand."
• Sand- "Big deal, it's sand."
• Sharkitten Den- "My shark radar is burning."
• Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "Why is this sand dune here?"
• Volcano- "The biggest, fieriest fire in all the lands!"
• Dragoon Egg- "I think this hot rock is actually a hot egg."
• Suspicious Bubbles- "What's making those bubbles?"
• Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "Grr, I lost it!"
• Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail, Monsoon Season)- "The water's too rough to see!"
• Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "Ooo, there's a big fishy nearby."
• Tar Slick- "There's something flammable down there."
• Tar- "I bet that burns real good!"
• Tar Trap- "Would be better as a fire trap."
• Tidal Pool- "I wonder which way it would swirl if you flushed it?"
• Lava Pool- "What marvelous heat and fury!"
• Mussels- "Just out of reach."
• Mussels (with stick)- "You will be mine soon."
• Slot Machine- "This seems like a waste of time..."
• Electric Isosceles- "I feel kinda dizzy looking at it."
• Octo Chest- "It's filled with sea treats!"
• Debris- "Did I do that?"
• Crate- "If I burn it, whatever is inside burns too..."
• Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "Blech!"
• Seashell- "Stupid seashell."
• Poisonous Hole- "Nature is so gross."
• Gunpowder Barrel- "My favorite type of barrel!"
• X Marks the Spot- "If I don't like the treasure I'll set the chest on fire."
• Rawling- "He keeps me company."
• Watery Grave- "Something's fishy here."
• Wreck- "Someone has regrets."
• Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "Seems like it's missing a thing or two."
• Grassy Thing- "Wonder what this is used for."
• Screw Thing- "A part for something."
• Wooden Potato Thing- "Wonder what it does?"
• Ring Thing- "This goes with something else, I think."

Hamlet

• Stone Slab- "Might as well see what's underneath."
• Stone Slab (flipped)- "
• Dung Pile- "Haha, that pile's huge!"
• Dung Ball- "Can't even set it on fire."
• Thundernest- "I could set that on fire."
• Iron Hulk (head)- "Ugly."
• Iron Hulk (arm)- "Dang! Can't burn it!"
• Iron Hulk (ribcage)- "Aww... It won't burn."
• Iron Hulk (leg)- "I should kick it."
• Iron Ore- "I can't burn it with just my lighter."
• Sparkling Pool- "Yeesh, there's a lot of sparkles in there."
• Gold Dust- "It's probably not worth much."
• Gnat Mound- "I can't even burn it down."
• Quarry Lodgings- "
• Secret Bandit Camp- "Now I can steal his stuff."
• Cave Cleft- "Creepy things live there."
• Ruinous Entrance- "It must lead somewhere."
• Mant Hill- "Ughh. I do not want to go in there."
• Mandrake Hill- "Gross."
• Crumbling Brazier- "I should light it!"
• Crumbling Visage- "I have some burning questions."
• Ancient Wall- "Some old wall."
• Fountain of Youth- "I'll take some of that."
• Fountain of Youth (dry)- "
• Ominous Carving- "I don't trust it."
• Teetering Pillar- "I can't set it on fire."
• Petrified Egg (1)- "Do egg shells burn?"
• Petrified Egg (2)- "Needs some fire."
• Petrified Egg (3)- "Where's the bird?"
• Petrified Egg (4)- "It looks old."
• Rusty Lamp- "Aww... can't even light a fire in there."
• Weathered House- "Anyone there?"

Don't Starve Together

• Killer Bee Hive- "A cone full of jerks."
• Touch Stone- "I'll touch it when I'm good and ready."
• Boulder and Meteor- "It's, like, a rock."
• Rocks- "What's the point of collecting these again?"
• Gold Nugget- "What should we spend it on??"
• Burrow- "It burrows away from the sun's skyfire. Unnatural."
• Florid Postern- "The vines coil away from my lighter... weird!"
• Gigantic Beehive- "Dare you guys to smack it with a hammer."
• Honey Patch- "It all came from a bee's butt."
• Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "Ew, burn it before it gets any bigger!"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "Looks like a bunch of rubble to me."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "Not burnable. Not interested."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "It's a marble statue, I guess."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "What a creepy load of junk!"
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "The crank doesn't even turn!"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "That thing looks terrible."
• Marble Sculpture (unable to repair, wrong piece)- "We carried it all this way and it's not even the right one!"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "I'm more used to destroying things than fixing them."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Humpty Dumpty's back together again."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "He didn't even say 'thank you'."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Ew! It's wriggling!"
• Magma- "Yes! Yessss!"
• Rock- "Oh great, another stinkin' rock!"
• Crispy Skeleton- "Ewwwwwwwwwww!"
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "She hasn't put her face on for the day yet."
• Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "Yikes. I'd cover that up too if I were her."
• Marble Statue (Pawn)- "It's an okay statue, I guess."
• Marble Statue (Vase)- "A brazier would be nicer."
• Moon Rock- "Just another rock to me."
• Celestial Orb- "Well I can't burn it."
• Celestial Portal- "It's made of some kind of jerk rock I can't burn."
• Moon Stone (broken)- "Oh look, a bunch of smashed up rocks!"
• Moon Stone (repaired)- "It's expecting something from me."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Hurry up already, stupid rock!"
• Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "Ughh! It's doing the exact opposite of burning!"
• Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "That's obviously completely wrong."
• Moon Stone (not staff)- "I don't have to jam stuff into every hole I see!"
• Moon Rubble- "Oh look! ROCKS! Ughhhhh!"
• Petrified Evergreen (normal and mined)- "How am I supposed to burn it now?"
• Rock Den- "Is there anything cute in there??"
• Skeleton (all players)- "The fire of %s's life was extinguished by %s."
• Stagehand- "What's a weird table doing out here? Let's burn it!"
• Stagehand (walking)- "Gross! I told you we shoulda burnt it!"
• Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Ha, falling to pieces. Rookie mistake."
• Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Great, now we've irritated some marble crime boss!"
• Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "Gross. I don't think that was supposed to come off."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "At least it doesn't smell anymore."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Lookit this big dumb lawn ornament!"
• Loot Stash- "Nothing says 'Open Me' quite like a lock!!"
• Lake- "It's a bunch of water."
• Lake (dry)- "It's a bunch of dirt."
• Cave-in Boulder- "Let's just smash it up."
• Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "I can't get up there!"
• Anenemy- "Do starfish usually have so many teeth?"
• Anenemy (closed)- "Jeez, that was rude!"
• Anenemy Trap- "I knew I didn't like you."
• Celestial Altar- "Doesn't it feel nice to be back in one piece?"
• Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "Almost done, I swear."
• Celestial Altar Base- "Yeah, of course I'll lug you over there."
• Celestial Altar Idol- "Okay, let me take you home."
• Celestial Altar Orb- "Where do you want to go?"
• Celestial Fissure- "Ew, I think it's whispering to me."
• Celestial Fissure (no light)- "Iunno, maybe we can jam stuff in it."
• Hot Spring- "So toasty and warm!"
• Hot Spring (bombed)- "The bombs are fun to throw in."
• Hot Spring (glassed over)- "Should we smash it up?"
• Hot Spring (empty)- "What's better than a hotspring? A fire pit!"
• Inviting Formation- "Something inside is calling for me."
• Moon Glass- "That's a big chunk of glass!"
• Moon Shard- "What do we need glass for anyway?"
• Sea Bones- "GROSS! What if I'd stepped on it by accident?"
• Sea Stack- "It's just a big boring sea rock."
• Shattered Spider Hole- "I hope it burns."
• Salt Formation- "Huh. That's... weird."
• Salt Formation (partially mined)- "Okay, hear me out... what if I tried burning it."
• Salt Formation (completely mined)- "Someone got all the salt already."
• Salt Crystals- "I wonder if it's flammable."

Exclusive to Pocket Edition

• Compromising Statue- "Be the phoenix."

Nature - Caves

Base Game

• Plugged Sinkhole- "Who plugged that hole?"
• Sinkhole (generic)- "I don't want to go in that gross hole!"
• Sinkhole (open)- "I hope there's lava down there somewhere."
• Exit to Surface (generic)- "It's cooler down here, anyway."
• Exit to Surface (open)- "It's too dark and stuffy down here."
• Red Mushtree- "Gross. It smells like leprechaun butt."
• Green Mushtree- "Gross. It's all mushroomy."
• Blue Mushtree- "Gross. This tree is sick all over."
• Light Flower- "It's burning inside."
• Light Bulb- "Bright!"
• Stalagmite- "Rocks are boring."
• Stalagmite (pointy)- "More boring rocks."
• Spilagmite- "It's full of spiders."
• Slurtle Mound- "I should burn them out."
• Splumonkey Pod- "What a wonderfully flammable home."
• Fern- "Looks flammable."
• Foliage- "Fuel for the fire."
• Cave Banana Tree- "Looks burnable!"
• Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "That's all I wanted!"

Hamlet

• Spooky Hole- "Ugh! What a smell!"
• Unimportant Rock Pillar- "That looks pretty sturdy."

Don't Starve Together

• Light Bulb- "It's called a 'lightbulb' but it's kinda heavy."
• Sinkhole (full)- "There's too many people down there."
• Exit to Surface (full)- "There's too many people up there."
• Bat Cave- "What would happen if I dropped a match in there?"
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "It's spreading junk everywhere."
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Ew, I don't want to get too close."
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "Ack! It stinks!"
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "That one got what it deserves."
• Red Spore- "It's like floating fire!"
• Green Spore- "It has no idea where it's going."
• Blue Spore- "It's like colorful sparks!"
• Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "It feels flammable."
• Withered Flower- "Looks like good kindling."
• Mysterious Plant- "Light without fire. Unnatural."
• Fossil Fragment- "It's just nasty old bits of bones!"
• Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Needs more gross old bits."
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "That looks absolutely ridiculous."
• Odd Skeleton (complete)- "Looks passable."
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect structure, unable to revive)- "Nah. Skeleton's not right."
• Odd Skeleton (improper revival)- "It's not working."

Nature - Ruins

Base Game

• Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "Who plugged that hole?"
• Ruins Sinkhole- "
• Ancient Statue- "Drat, won't burn."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "The dead can't get through here."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Oooo! An afterlife intercom."
• Algae- "It must need a lot of water."
• Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "Dead windup horsey"
• Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "Dead windup priest"