This page lists Willow's Quotes that the character say when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can shift-click items and objects to examine them.
Willow
Tools
Axe- "It's very sharp."
Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy axe."
Shovel- "Not great for fighting."
Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."
Pickaxe- "It's very pointy."
Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey, isn't gold realy solf?"
Razor- "Why did I build this?"
Hammer- "I prefer sharp implements."
Pitchfork- "Three times pointiness."
Lights
Campfire and Fire Pit
Campfire (upon being built)- "I like fire."
Campfire (burned out)- "Awww. It's all over."
Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I could watch it for hours."
Fire Pit (burned out)- "I should make the fire come back."
Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"
Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Burn!"
Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring."
Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I should make the fire come back."
Torch- "Fire is so pretty."
Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."
Pumpkin lantern- "Spooky!"
Survival
Fishing Rod-"Hook, line and stick!"
Bird Trap- "I'll catch those creepy birds."
Strawroll-"It smells like wet."
Strawroll (can't used)-"It's too bright out."
Tent- "I got all the badges in Girl Scouts."
Backpack-"It's for me to put my stuff in"
Trap- "It's a bit passive aggressive, but it'll have to do."
Bug Net- "I can catch a bug!"
Food
Crock Pot
Crock Pot- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."
Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "It's going to take a while."
Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"
Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"
Farms
Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot- "Sigh. It's a pile of dirt."
Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (growing)- "Hurry up, dirtpile. Feed me!"
Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (needs fertilizer)- "Stupid thing needs poop."
Ice Box- "That is the opposite of fire."
Science
Science Machine- "Even I don't know everything, yet."
Alchemy Engine- "Even I don't know everything, yet."
Fight
Spear- "Feel my wrath!"
Boomerang-
Sleep Dart-
Fire Dart- "This is my favourite thing in the whole wide world."
Football Helmet-
Logsuit- "Now I can take on the world!"
Bee Mine-
Tooth Trap- "It would be better with fire."
Structures
Bee Box
Bee Box- "Come on fat bees, make me honey!"
Bee Box (with honey)- "Yay! I can steal honey!"
Birdcage
Birdcage- "Bird prison!"
Birdcage (occupied)- "Ha! I have you now!"
Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Stupid bird. Wake up!"
Pig House
Pig House- "These pigs have questionable taste in architecture."
Pig House (occupied and lit up)- "He's doing pig things in there."
Pig House (occupied and lights off)- "You jerk! Let me in!"
Walls
Hay Wall (inventory)- "Hmmm. I wonder if these will burn."
Hay Walls (placed)- "That looks so flammable!"
Wood Wall (inventory)- "I hate hiding."
Wood Wall (placed)- "That could totally catch on fire."
Stone Wall (inventory)- "These are surprisingly heavy."
Stone Wall (placed)- "Eh. I guess that's OK."
Chest- "It's a trunk for my junk."
Wooden Flooring-
Cobblestones-
Refine
Rope-
Boards-
Cut Stone-
Papyrus- "I bet it'd burn!"
Magic
Meat Effigy- "That is my insurance policy."
Pan Flute- "Music is so boring."
Amulet- "I feel so safe wearing it."
Nightmare Fuel- "Eww, It's still warm!"
Night Light- "It's like fire, but purple!"
Night Armour- "Like being wrapped in smoke."
Dark Sword- "It's like my dreams can hurt real things!"
Dress
Strawhat- "What a nice hat."
Beefalo Hat- "What a nice hat."
Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."
Feather Hat- "I AM A BIRD!"
Winter Hat- "It's not warm enough for my liking."
Top Hat- "What a nice hat."
Dapper Vest- "It's a... thing."
Breezy Vest- "Now I'll be with my friend forever."
Bush Hat- "Too passive!"
Garland- "It smells like prettines."
Nature - Plants
Evergreen
Evergreen- "It looks like it would burn well."
Evergreen (chopped)- "One less tree in the world."
Evergreen (burning)- "YES! BURN!"
Evergreen (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
Log-
Charcoal- "Mmmm. Smells like fire."
Pinecone- "Hey there, tree seed."
Spiky Tree
Spiky Tree- "It looks dangerous!"
Spiky Tree (chopped)- "Not so spiky now, are you?"
Spiky Tree (burning)- "YES! BURN!"
Spiky Tree (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
Sapling
Sapling- "I should pick it."
Sapling (picked)- "Poor little limp tree."
Sapling (burning)- "Burn! Yeah!"
Sapling (picked up)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"
Twigs- "It's a bunch of small twigs."
Grass
Grass- "It's flammable a tuft of grass."
Grass (picked)- "Grass stubble is kind of useless."
Grass (barren)- "It needs poop."
Grass (burning)- "Fire! Wooo!"
Grass Tuft- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"
Cut Grass- "Cut grass, ready for arts and crafts."
Berry Bush
Berry Bush- "Mmmmm. Berries."
Berry Bush (picked)- "I want more berries!"
Berry Bush (barren)- "Eat poop, stupid plant!"
Berry Bush (picked up)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"
Reeds
Reeds- "It's a burnable clump of reeds."
Reeds (picked)- "I can't do anything with reed stubble."
Reeds (burning)- "Burn! Yeah!"
Cut reeds-
Plant
Plant- "I'll eat it if I have to."
Plant (growing)- "Hurry up, you stupid plant!"
Plant (ready to be picked)- "Oh boy. Vegitables."
Marsh Plant- It's all planty."
Spiky bush- "Ouch! It looks sharp."
Flower- "I don't have time to waste on flowers."
Nature - Objects
Bee hive
Bee Hive- "It's full of bees!"
Honeycomb- "It's waxy."
Boulder
Boulder-
Rocks-
Flint-
Gold Nugget- "Where am I going to spend this?"
Graves
Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."
Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."
Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"
Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."
Grave- "It's full of dead stuff, I bet."
Grave (dug)- "Better it than me."
Koalefant tracks
Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Who just leaves dirt lying around in the forest?"
Animal Tracks- "It leads to my new friend."
Wooden Thing
Wooden Thing- "I like the way the symbols glow."
Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I'm making a monstrosity!"
Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I just want to see this world burn."
Ring Thing- "This is too precious to burn."
Crank Thing- "What's this part good for?"
Box Thing- "It feels warm."
Metal Potato Thing- "Perhaps I could melt it into a more pleasing shape."
Wormhole
Wormhole (closed)- "Poke it with a stick!"
Wormhole (open)- "I wonder if he likes spicy food?"
Pond-
Spider Den- "That's just nasty."
Spider Egg-
Rabbit Hole- "Stupid rabbits. Come out so I can eat you."
Mobs - Monsters
Hounds
Hound-
Red Hound-
Hound's Tooth-
Spiders
Spider- "Maybe I could kill it... with FIRE."
Spider (sleeping)- "I could take him."
Spider (dead)- "Ha! I showed you!"
Spider Warrior- "Maybe I could kill it... with FIRE."
Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Maybe I should just leave that one alone."
Spider Warrior (dead)- "He had it coming."
Silk- "Mmmmmm. Smooth."
Krampus
Krampus- "Stay back, you big jerk!"
Krampus Sack- "I've got a new bag."
Tentacle
Tentacle-
Tentacle Spike-
Tentacle spots- "Ewwwww."
Werepig- "Bring it on, piggie!"
Ghost- "I can't kill what's already dead."
Mobs - Neutral Animals
Beefalo
Beefalo- "What a disgusting, hairy beast!"
Beefalo (sleeping)- "They look even dumber when they're sleeping."
Beefalo (shaved)- "Ha! He's naked now!"
Beefalo Wool- "Ha! I stole his hair!"
Beefalo Horn-
Baby Beefalo- "Even the babies are ugly."
Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "WAKE UP!"
Bee
Bee- "It's fat, but that stinger looks dangerous."
Bee (picked up)- "Pocket full of bees!"
Killer Bee- "I like the cut of that bee's jib."
Killer bee (picked up)- "Buzz!"
Stinger- "It's pokey!"
Pig
Pig- "Ugh. They're fragrant."
Pig (following)- "Ick. It's following me."
Pig (dead)- "I wonder how they taste."
Pig Skin-
Frog
Frog- "He's too damp to burn."
Frog (sleeping)- "They're cute when they're sleeping."
Frog (dead)- "I showed him!"
Koalefant- "We will be great friends!"
Mobs - Passive Animals
Butterfly
Butterfly- "Flutter away, butterfly!"
Butterfly (picked up)- "I want to squish it."
Chester
Eye Bone- "It's rude to stare."
Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "At least it's not looking at me anymore."
Ashes of Eye Bone-
Chester- "He's so fuzzy!"
Birds
Crow- "I think it's waiting for me to die."
Crow (picked up)- "Not so smart now, are you?"
Crow Feather-
Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?" (Generic)
Redbird (picked up)-
Redbird feather- "A redbird feather."
Gobbler-
Rabbit
Rabbit- "He looks tasty."
Rabbit (picked up)- "I have him where I want him."
Fireflies
Fireflies- "I wish they didn't run away!"
Fireflies(picked up)- "They're like little fires in my pocket!"
Mandrake
Mandrake- "That's not a normal plant"
Mandrake (following)- "Now that's just creepy!"
Mandrake (dead)- "Why did this plant have a face?"
Mobs - Tallbird family
Tallbird
Tallbird- "I don't think it wants to be friends."
Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."
Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite and egg!"
Tallbird Egg
Tallbird Egg- "Does it like fire?"
Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "Fire makes them so much better."
Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Arise my phoenix!"
Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Ugh. Crunchy."
Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Is there such a thing as too much fire?"
Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Needs more fire!"
Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "How long is this going to take?"
Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "I'm getting tired of waiting."
Smallbird
Smallbird- "Not quite a phoenix, but still cute, I guess."
Smallbird (hungry)- "Are you hungry?"
Smallbird (starving)- "Ok, ok! I get it, you're hungry."
Smallish tallbird
Smallish Tallbird- "I feel like he understands me."
Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "He sure eats a lot."
Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Don't look at me! Get your own food."
Mobs - Bosses
Treeguard (Leif)- "He looks flammable!"
Spider Queen- "Kill it with fire!"
Spider Hat- "Who's your mommy!"
Mobs - Other
Maxwell- "He's so condescending."
Pig King- "Blech. What a slob."
Abigail-
Food - Meats
Monster Meat- "Gross. It's full of hairs."
Cooked Monster Meat- "It's still gross."
Meat- "I could make this better with fire."
Cooked meat- "I've tasted better."
Drumstick- "I should gobble it."
Fried Drumstick- "Now it's even tastier."
Fish- "Now I shall eat for a day."
Cooked Fish- "Grilled to perfection."
Morsel- "I could make this better with FIRE!"
Cooked Morsel- "I'll need more than appetizers if I'm going to survive."
Koalefant Trunk- "Well, part of him is still cuddly."
Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I'm still not sure I want to eat this."
Frog Legs- "I've heard they are a delicacy."
Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like chicken."
Food - Fruits
Pomegranate-
Sliced Pomegranate-
Durian-
Extra Smelly Durian-
Dragon Fruit-
Prepared Dragon Fruit-
Berries- "Red berries are the best."
Roasted Berries- "I don't think heat improved them."
Food - Vegetables
Corn-
Popcorn-
Carrot (in the ground)-
Carrot (picked up)- "Yuck. It's all vegitabley."
Pumpkin- "It's as big as my head!"
Hot Pumpkin- "How did it turn into a pie..."
Eggplant-
Braised Eggplant-
Food - Crock Pot
Most recipes- "I cooked it myself!"
-Food - Other
Seeds- "Farming is boring."
Roasted Seeds-
Honey-
Petals- "Stupid flowers. They're almost useless."
Butterfly Wings- "No more flying for that butterfly!"
Butter- "Tasty, and just a little bit insecty."
Rot- "At least it's still flammable."
Misc Items
Red Gem-
Beard Hair- "Uh, where did this come from?"
Manure- "Ew. Nasty. But useful."
Announcements
Generic-
Lighting a fire (1)- "Tee hee!"
Lighting a fire (2)- "Pretty!"
Lighting a fire (3)- "Oops!"
Lighting a fire (4)- "I made a fire!"
Lighting a fire (5)- "Burn!"
Battlecry- "It's you or me!"
Battlecry (on prey)- "Get over here!"
Battlecry (Pig)- "Stupid pig!"
Battlecry (Spider)- "Grrrrar!"
Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "Ew, kill iiiit!"
Leaving combat- "That's what I thought!"
Leaving combat (prey)- "I'll get you next time!"
Leaving combat (Pig)- "Get over here, pork chop!"
Leaving combat (Spider)- "Bleh. I'll kill him later."
Leaving combat (Warrior Spider)- "Not so tough now!"
Torch (run out)- "My precious fire is gone!"
Boomerang (hit self)- "Stupid boomerang!"
Dusk- "Night is coming. I need fire!"
Entering light-
Entering darkness-
Doing things in the dark- "I need more light!"
Failed to to something-
Night Monster- "I'm not afraid of you!"
Night Monster (hurt by)- "OUCH! You jerk!"
Pecked- "No! Bad birdy!"
Hound's are coming- "Show yourself!"
Inventory full- "I can't carry anymore stuff!"
Eating- "Yum!"
Eating (spoiled food)- "That taster terrible!"
Eating (stale food)- "That was kinda gross."
Eating (painful food)- "Ugh! Nasty!"
Hungry- "I need food!"
Exiting a Wormhole- "I'll have to burn these clothes!"
Koalefant (lost its trail)- "Ohh... he got away."
Koalefant (found)- "I'll find you!"