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6 Wickerbottom — Knowledge is power!

“Measure before you act.”

–Wickerbottom

This page lists Wickerbottom's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object, or when the world under goes a certain event, such as Hound attacks or Earthquakes. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Wickerbottom

Tools

Base Game

Axe- "A dual inclined plane attached to a lever."
Luxury Axe- "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this chops."
Shovel- "It's a shovel. Surely you've seen one before?"
Regal Shovel- "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this digs."
Pickaxe- "A specialized axe for chipping away at rocks."
Opulent Pickaxe- "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this mines."
Razor- "A personal hygiene implement."
Hammer- "A worker's tool."
Pitchfork- "Its design is effective at loosening earth."
Feather Pencil- "Oh, how I missed proper writing implements!"
Brush- "Microscopic barbs allow for optimal hair retrieval."
Saddle- "A crude device for equestrianism."
War Saddle- "A favorite perch of generals and assorted warlords."
Glossamer Saddle- "The decorative antennae are a lovely touch."
Saddlehorn- "A device for forceful unfurnishment."
Salt Lick- "A cube of sodium chloride to lure wild beasts."

Shipwrecked

Machete- "Used for hacking through the brush."
Luxury Machete- "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this slices."

Hamlet

Shears- "A useful tool for horticultural purposes."

Don't Starve Together

Pocket Scale- "I'm always prepared to weigh in."
Garden Hoe- "Humans have cultivated crops since Neolithic times."
Splendid Garden Hoe- "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how it does in the garden."
Watering Can- "A standard watering can."
Watering Can (empty)- "Perhaps there's a freshwater source nearby."
Waterfowl Can- "A bit unconventional, but an effective irrigation tool nevertheless."
Waterfowl Can (empty)- "I'll have to fill it with water before it's usable."
Beefalo Bell- "Something about its tone triggers an affectionate response in beefalo."

Lights

Base Game

Campfire (upon being built)- "A camp fire."
Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A fire pit."
Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "That fire is burning at an alarming rate."
Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "A perfectly average fire."
Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire could use some more fuel."
Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "The fire has almost self-extinguished."
Campfire and Fire Pit (out)- "I can re-light it."
Torch- "An improvised handheld light."
Miner Hat- "This would make a great reading light."
Pumpkin Lantern- "Carving the Cucurbita pepo is such a nice pastime."
Lantern- "A refuelable light source."

Reign of Giants

Endothermic Fire- "A camp fire, after a fashion."
Endothermic Fire Pit- "A fire pit. It's chilly."
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "That fire is burning at an alarming rate."
Endothermic Fire (normal)- "A perfectly unusual fire."
Endothermic Fire Pit (normal)- "A fire. Of some kind."
Endothermic Fire (low)- "The fire could use some more fuel."
Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "The fire could use some more fuel, whatever fuel it takes."
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "The fire has almost self-extinguished."
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "I can re-light it."
Moggles- "Ah, to look through another creature's, uh, nose!"

Shipwrecked

Chiminea (all stages)- "Invented by an astute meteorologist!"
Bottle Lantern- "A portable source of visible light."
Boat Torch- "To better observe the nocturnal sea life."
Boat Lantern- "My oceanic night light."
Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "To keep quite warm."
Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "That fire is burning at an alarming rate."
Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "Perfect light for reading a book."
Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "The fire could use some more fuel."
Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "The fire has almost self-extinguished."
Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "I can re-light it."
Tar Lamp- "Tar ought to combust quite well in this."
Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "That should serve my purposes nicely."
Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "Quite the blaze!"
Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "It's burning quite well."
Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "It's getting a touch low."
Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "I risk losing my fire without more fuel."
Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "It will need to be relit."

Hamlet

Cork Candle Hat- "A portable reading light."
Cowl- "Rather clever use of echolocation."

Don't Starve Together

Endothermic Fire- "A rather strange, magical fire pit."
Campfire, Fire Pit, Endothermic Fire, and Fire Pit (out)- "It can be re-lit."
Mushlight (off)- "A bioluminescent fungus. Neither Agaricales nor Xylariales."
Mushlight (on)- "Quite enthralling, no?"
Mushlight (burnt)- "That was myco-illogical. Ho ho!"
Glowcap (off)- "Basic color theory is a must."
Glowcap (on)- "Red and blue spores produce lovely reading light when combined."
Glowcap (burnt)- "Ahem. I'll be needing a new reading light."
Willow's Lighter- "Ah, a mechanical tool for fire starting. How useful."

Survival

Base Game

Backpack- "I could fit many books in here."
Piggyback- "A face only necessity could love."
Bird Trap- "A simple clap-trap for birds."
Bug Net- "The tool of entomologists."
Fishing Rod- "I've read all about fishing, this should be a snap."
Straw and Fur Roll- "I'm not sleeping on the ground."
Tent- "Sleeping in there would give me a stiff neck."
Trap- "A simple stick-and-basket trap."
Honey Poultice- "Medicinal dressings."
Healing Salve- "A natural disinfectant."
Umbrella- "A simple apparatus for keeping dry."
Compass-
- N- "North."
- S- "South."
- E- "East."
- W- "West."
- NE- "Northeast."
- SE- "Southeast."
- NW- "Northwest."
- SW- "Southwest."
Compass (generic)- "The coordinates remain unknown."
Bundling Wrap- "Antibacterial wrapping for food preservation."
Bundled Supplies- "At least someone's bundled up out here."

Reign of Giants

Insulated Pack- "Perfectly insulated."
Luxury Fan- "This will induce quite an airflow!"
Siesta Lean-to- "I can barely sleep on a bed, nevermind the ground."
Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "I can't sleep, no matter where I lie down."
Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "I can't even lie down when I'm in danger!"
Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "My hunger won't make relaxing any easier!"
Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I couldn't possibly relax in these caves."
Tent (overheating)- "Even if I could sleep, those temperatures are highly unsafe."
Tent and Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It wasn't doing me much good anyhow."
Thermal Stone- "Its temperature is totally unremarkable."
Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Its temperature is below freezing."
Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's a bit chilly."
Thermal Stone (warm)- "It is retaining thermal energy. But only a bit."
Thermal Stone (hot)- "It is warm enough to radiate heat and light!"
Pretty Parasol- "A dainty parasol that will provide some moderate protection."

Shipwrecked

Thatch Pack- "I can store a few books in here."
Booty Bag- "A treasure carrying case."
Sea Sack- "Keeps my provisions and books cool!"
Tropical Fan- "Its aerodynamic principals are astonishing."
Silly Monkey Ball- "My primate decoy."
Tropical Parasol- "A leafy parasol that will provide moderate protection."
Anti Venom- "The contents of which shall cure me of poison!"
Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Refreshing relief from the sun's relentless gaze."

Hamlet

Bug B'Gone- "An efficient insecticide."
Bird Whistle- "I do enjoy a good bird song."

Don't Starve Together

Backpack- "That could carry so many books."
Fishing Rod- "I've read all about fishing. It should be a snap."
Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "I can't lie down when I'm in danger!"
Telltale Heart- "This provides a corporeal anchor for the ectoplasmic configuration."
Booster Shot- "The mold appears to have medicinal properties."
Waterballoon- "A toy for children."
Whirly Fan- "Its aerodynamic principals are astonishing."
Flare- "It's safer for everyone to stick together."
Sea Fishing Rod- "A sturdy rod for ocean fishing."
Tillweed Salve- "The Tillweed's roots appear to have limited healing capabilities."
Seed Pack-It- "For the practical storage and transport of seeds."
Bernie (held and inactive)- "It's a teddy bear."
Bernie (active)- "That teddy bear seems to be animated somehow."
BERNIE!- "As whimsical as it is befuddling."
Bernie (broken)- "That bear is in need of repair."
Chef Pouch- "This should keep my provisions from spoiling!"
Tent Roll- "How very practical."
Camper's Tent- "It's a lovely tent, but I'm afraid I don't have much use for it."

Food

Base Game

Crock Pot (empty)- "It looks derelict when it's not cooking something."
Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "It's got a bit to go before it's ready."
Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Almost done!"
Crock Pot (finished)- "Supper time!"
Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "
Bee Box- "A crude apiary."
Bee Box (no honey)- "It's devoid of honey."
Bee Box (some honey)- "It's not ready for harvesting."
Bee Box (full of honey)- "I can harvest honey from it."
Farm- "A small cultivated patch of ground."
Farm (growing)- "The plants are extracting minerals from the ground."
Basic Farm (finished)- "
Improved Farm (finished)- "
Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It has been rendered infertile for lack of nutrients."
Ice Box- "It is a crude heat exchanger."
Drying Rack- "Meats can be dehydrated."
Drying Rack (drying)- "Dehydration is a slow process."
Drying Rack (finished)- "The process has completed."

Reign of Giants

Crock Pot (burnt)- "Now it's truly derelict."
Bee Box (burnt)- "Poor bees!"
Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "It shan't grow a crop again."
Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "The rain has halted the dehydration process."
Drying Rack (burnt)- "It doesn't seem stable."
Bucket-o-poop- "A bucket of animal feces. Pungent."

Shipwrecked

Mussel Stick- "To harvest mollusks."
Mussel Bed- "These mollusks will be sure to thrive once planted."
Fish Farm (empty)- "I must find roe if I'm to raise captive fish."
Fish Farm (growing)- "The fish roe will mature soon."
Fish Farm (one fish)- "Domestication was a success!"
Fish Farm (two fish)- "It seems to be doing quite well."
Fish Farm (three fish)- "My, what a yield!"
Fish Farm (four fish)- "How studious. They've formed a whole school."

Hamlet

Sprinkler- "Some much needed hydration."

Don't Starve Together

Bee Box (full of honey)- "Honey can be harvested from it."
Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "Dehydration is a slow process."
Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "The process has completed."
Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "The rain has temporarily halted the dehydration process."
Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It must first be seeded with a cut specimen or fungal spore."
Mushroom Planter (some)- "The fungi are fruiting nicely."
Mushroom Planter (lots)- "An excellent fungal yield."
Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "We ought to pick them before they outgrow their planter."
Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "The state of decomposition is too advanced to support any specimens."
Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Carbonized by an exothermic chemical reaction."
Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "Its growth has been halted by the extreme cold."
Salt Box- "This should help prevent food spoilage."
Cookbook- "A collection of culinary observations."
Garden Digamajig (held)- "I'd best find a suitable spot for my garden."
Garden Digamajig- "How very efficient!"
Composting Bin- "Composting is an essential component to gardening."
Composting Bin (too wet)- "The moisture level of this mixture is too high."
Composting Bin (too dry)- "It requires a bit more moisture."
Composting Bin (balanced)- "A well balanced mix."
File:Composting Bin Burnt.pngComposting Bin (burnt)- "Well... I suppose plants need carbon too."
Growth Formula Starter- "Kelp makes for an excellent fertilizer if prepared correctly."
Fermenting Growth Formula- "It should sit for a while longer yet, to reach full potency."
Fermented Growth Formula- "Quite acceptable, though it would be even better if I left it for just a bit longer."
Super Growth Formula- "Oh, the garden will enjoy this immensely!"
Gardeneer Hat- "It seems to be a wearable directory of sorts, detailing various plant strains."
Tree Jam- "This fig mixture appears to induce rapid arboreal growth."
Portable Crock Pot- "It will be nice to eat some properly prepared food."
Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Smells nourishing."
Portable Grinding Mill- "Quite a lively cooking instrument."
Portable Seasoning Station- "It'll need some elbow grease."
Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "The flavoring is ready for use."

Science

Base Game

Science Machine and Alchemy Engine- "It's a research station. I can learn new things with it."
Thermal Measurer and Rainometer- "Measure before you act."
Lightning Rod- "Highly conductive!"
Lightning Rod (charged)- "Radiant electrical energy!"
Gunpowder- "Knowledge is power!"

Reign of Giants

Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "I can't learn anything from a carbonized research station."
Thermal Measurer and Rainometer (burnt)- "I can't read any measurements from that husk."
Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Nothing to see here."
Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Pitch that ice!"
Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "Fuel's getting low."
Electrical Doodad- "This is quite advanced technology."

Shipwrecked

Sea Lab- "A dedicated scholar can study anywhere."
Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "The output is quite regular."
Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "Icetastic!"
Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Its pace is dropping."
Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "Nearly empty."
Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It's out of energy."
Quacken Drill- "An implement of deepwater drilling."

Hamlet

Smelter- "A metalsmithing tool."
Oscillating Fan- "Restorative."

Don't Starve Together

Cartographer's Desk- "Ah! A proper desk! Just look at the finish on that wood!"
Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Can we have nothing decent?"
Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "The destruction of knowledge is such a difficult thing to stomach."
Potter's Wheel- "A method of ceramic production. We somehow use it for sculpture."
Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "Oh, I never considered myself much of an artist!"
Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "We were all in dire need of an emotional outlet, I believe."
Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "What a shame. It was a lovely addition."
Think Tank- "It's good to keep the mind occupied at sea."
Think Tank (burnt)- "How irresponsible."
Terra Firma Tamper- "I surmise this was a crucial part of ancient farming methods."

Exclusive to PS4

Accomploshrine- "I feel a compulsive urge to activate it, again and again."

Fight

Base Game

Spear- "Ancient weapons technology."
Ham Bat- "I'm not sure this was the most efficient use of resources."
Boomerang- "It is a flat aerofoil."
Boomerang (hit self)- "I misjudged the timing of its return."
Blow Dart- "Improvised missile device."
Sleep Dart- "Improvised tranquilizer device."
Fire Dart- "Improvised inflammatory device."
Football Helmet- "Protective gear for full-contact endeavors."
Grass Suit- "Surprisingly effective with enough layers."
Log Suit- "Crude plate mail cobbled together from log sections."
Marble Suit- "An interesting choice of materials."
Bee Mine- "A dangerous mine filled with Antophila."
Tooth Trap- "It's covered with a thin film of canine digestive fluid."

Reign of Giants

Scalemail- "Pyrotechnic armor!"
Morning Star- "I wonder if it's named for Venus?"
Weather Pain- "I've never seen a weather vane employed as a weapon."

Shipwrecked

Poison Spear- "Now I can administer a toxic bite!"
Poison Dart- "For saturating my predators!"
Coconade- "Explosives make me a tad uneasy."
Coconade (lit)- "Count down to combustion!"
Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "I appreciate the advantage of a ranged gadget."
Cutlass Supreme- "Careful, it's sharp."
Horned Helmet- "A sturdy head covering."
Seashell Suit- "Prevents ailment from poisonous bites."
Limestone Suit- "A suit of skeletal fragments from the ocean floor."
Cactus Armor- "This allows anonymity with the cacti."

Hamlet

Halberd- "It is a cruel and versatile weapon."
Cork Bat- "A lightweight instrument for bludgeoning."
Weevole Mantle- "Armour made from bug exoskeleton."
Mant Mask- "This may be slightly unethical."
Mant Suit- "A hollowed out arthropod."
Fancy Helmet- "It's similar to the Spanish colonials."
Tin Suit- "What era is this design from?"
Blunderbuss- "An historically accurate reproduction."

Don't Starve Together

Ham Bat- "This was perhaps not the most efficient use of resources."
Electric Dart- "Improvised electric device."
Tail o' Three Cats- "An instrument for developing pain compliance."
Napsack- "It's past your bedtime."
Cookie Cutter Cap- "Hm, it has a very disagreeable odor."
Strident Trident- "It produces quite literal sound waves!"
Battle Helm- "Anachronistic drivel."
Battle Spear- "What a handsome hunting implement."
Trusty Slingshot- "Do be careful with that, dear."

Structures

Base Game

Birdcage- "This will safely contain one avian specimen."
Birdcage (occupied)- "He is contained."
Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Shhhhh!"
Pig House- "The pig creatures have such prosaic taste in architecture."
Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I wonder what they do in there."
Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "That was quite rude."
Rabbit Hutch- "Sadly, it is just painted to look like a carrot."
Hay Wall (held)- "Hay bales."
Hay Wall- "I don't trust that wall."
Wood Wall (held)- "Deployable pickets."
Wood Wall- "That offers some protection."
Stone Wall (held)- "I'm not sure why I can carry so many of these."
Stone Wall- "That is quite secure."
Chest- "A storage chest."
Sign- "A navigational aid."
Potted Fern- "A potted plant."
Mini Sign (held)- "Finally, a proper organizational tool."
Mini Sign (empty)- "A drawn diagram might help keep things tidy."
Mini Sign (drawn on)- "An excellent diagram! Very accurate."
Wood Fence (held)- "All the components for a wooden fence."
Wood Fence- "A simply constructed fence."
Wood Gate (held)- "All the components for a wooden gate."
Wood Gate- "That is a wooden gate."

Reign of Giants

Pig House (burnt)- "The house had no fire-prevention system."
Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "It didn't even burn like a carrot."
Hay Wall (burnt)- "I was right not to trust it."
Wood Wall (burnt)- "Fire was its weakness."
Chest (burnt)- "It was once a storage chest."
Scaled Chest- "Scales! Scales are the winner!"
Sign (burnt)- "Not much of an aid now."

Shipwrecked

Sand Castle (normal and sand)- "I modeled it after a classic European castellum."
Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "A shelter for the bore."
Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "A monkey habitat."
Limestone Wall (held)- "For limestone construction."
Limestone Wall- "A bit of protection."
Dragoon Den- "Could use a little tidying up."
Sandbag (held)- "A flood prevention tactic."
Sandbag- "Most absorbent."
Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "A special ship for transcending worlds."
Seaworthy (SW world)- "Is it time to depart from this tropical paradise?"
Buoy- "Provides a bit of comfort out at sea, does it not?"
Sea Chest- "A buoy I repurposed as a storage device."
Ballphin Palace- "The den of a marine mammal pod."
Sea Wall (held)- "Ready for placement."
Sea Wall- "The seaweed is just decorative. Like a doily."

Hamlet

Cork Barrel- "I could put this to great use."

Don't Starve Together

Stone Wall (held)- "I'll carry them. My strong backbone has always been my best asset."
Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "He's getting hungry."
Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "He's looking a bit malnourished."
Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "I do believe he has starved."
Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "I guess I could study the bones."
Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "A chance to give direction."
Directional Sign (burnt)- "Not much of an aid now."
End Table (empty)- "Ah, could use a doily, wouldn't you say?"
End Table (flowers)- "It's pleasant to see a little decor out here."
End Table (new light source)- "The more light to read by the better, in my opinion."
End Table (old light source)- "It is Maxwell's turn to procure bulbs. I've it written down right here."
End Table (wilted)- "A pity. Shall we find replacements?"
End Table (burnt)- "Well, such as it is."
Friendly Scarecrow- "Ah, excellent. No more leaving clothes on branches to get wrinkled."
Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Hm. I suppose it was quite flammable."
Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Pity. He was such a jolly fellow."
Moon Rock Wall (held)- "Fits comfortably in my pocket."
Moon Rock Wall- "A job well done."
Scaled Furnace- "The magic of the two gems keeps it burning at maximum strength."
Wardrobe- "This reminds me of a famous book."
Wardrobe (burning)- "Hmm, now it reminds me of a very different famous book."
Wardrobe (burnt)- "It used to be a wardrobe."
Potted Succulent- "I wonder how my garden is doing without me."
Tackle Receptacle- "I can improve my chances of success with better fishing implements."
Fish Scale-O-Matic- "A place to display only the largest aquatic specimens."
Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "Quite the accomplishment!"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "Oh ho! I seem to be the victor!"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Fishing is really quite easy, isn't it?"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "My, I don't think it's supposed to do that."
Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "Oh dear..."
Astral Detector (held)- "How exciting! This technology most likely hasn't been used in hundreds of years!"
Astral Detector- "The path to discovery awaits."
Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "It appears there are no more artifacts to find."
Produce Scale- "I suppose I must put my gardening prowess to the test!"
Produce Scale (with light item)- "I'm afraid the weight of this bit of produce is too small to tabulate."
Produce Scale (with item)- "A very respectable harvest."
Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "My, quite the accomplishment!"
Produce Scale (burning)- "Oh dear..."
Produce Scale (burnt)- "I'm afraid that's that."
Grooming Station (held)- "I'd best get it set up."
Grooming Station- "These creatures require regular grooming."
Grooming Station (occupied)- "Let's get you looking a bit more presentable, shall we?"
File:Grooming Station Burnt.pngGrooming Station (burnt)- "What an unfortunate turn of events."
Craftsmerm House- "It's good to see her doing something constructive."
Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "Oh dear..."
DIY Royalty Kit- "Careful not to get a splinter, dear."
DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "Oh, oh dear..."
Royal Tapestry- "The "if it fits, it sits" method of choosing a monarch. I'm familiar."
Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "Oh my... I suppose they'll have to start all over."
Merm Flort-ifications- "They seem to have found themselves a leader."
Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "A crude, but effective fortification."
Sisturn (empty)- "The poor dear."
Sisturn (some flowers)- "I believe flowers are a traditional offering to the deceased."
Sisturn (full)- "The flowers seem to give off an aromatic effect."

Refine

Base Game

Rope- "A short length of strong hemp rope."
Boards- "Roughly hewn wood boards."
Cut Stone- "Some smoothed rock slabs."
Papyrus- "Thin sheets of cellulose and lignin."
Purple Gem- "It gives off an unusual aura."
Nightmare Fuel- "Ectoplasmic residue."
Beeswax- "Naturally antibacterial. Could slow food decay if we use it properly."
Wax Paper- "Now we just require rope to secure it in place."

Shipwrecked

Cloth- "A very fine weave."
Limestone- "Commonly used in architecture."
Empty Bottle- "I do like when there is a manuscript inside."
Coral Nubbin- "The base of a future coral bloom."

Hamlet

Claw Palm Sapling- "Require quite a bit of care."

Don't Starve Together

Cratered Moonrock- "Would make a useful cartographic instrument with proper embellishments."
Marble Bean- "Marble growth is arboriculturally impossible."
Feathery Canvas- "A sturdy, lightweight material."
Collected Dust- "Better here than on my bookshelves."

Magic

Base Game

Meat Effigy- "How very pagan."
Prestihatitator- "I think the hat collects energy from the air."
Shadow Manipulator- "Perhaps I have gone too far."
Pan Flute- "Hollow reeds with harmonic resonance."
Night Light- "Curiously luminescent."
Night Armor- "Protective shroud which transfers attacks to another dimension."
Dark Sword- "Transdimensional weaponry."
One-man Band- "An impressive improvement to the traditional pipe and tabor."
Bat Bat- "Interesting. This weapon appears to be alive."
Belt of Hunger- "A disgusting and magical garment."
Chilled Amulet- "The gem appears to be sucking energy out anything it touches."
Nightmare Amulet- "I can almost sense it beckoning to something."
Life Giving Amulet- "A relic from another time."
Fire Staff- "Some kind of fire-throwing contraption."
Ice Staff- "Some kind of ice-throwing contraption."
Telelocator Staff- "The gem appears to focus the nightmare fuel."
Telelocator Focus (full)- "It looks to be ready."
Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "I don't think it's powered yet."
Telelocator Socket (full)- "What a strange effect."
Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "These hold gems."

Reign of Giants

Meat Effigy (burnt)- "It has been smote."
Prestihatitator (burnt)- "It won't be collecting any energy now."
Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "An omen."
Old Bell- "Quiet! This is a library!"

Shipwrecked

Piratihatitator- "It's a research machine fueled by pirate science."
Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Not very useful now, is it?"
Dripple Pipes- "Its music stirs Mother Nature."

Hamlet

Hogus Porkusator- "A flying pig?! Absurd!"
Pugalisk Wand- "Contains a potent stare."
Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "An entryway."
Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "An egress."
Living Artifact- "I further study ancient technology with this."
Root Trunk- "A complex root system appears to allow the passage of goods."
Vortex Cloak- "So roomy. I can fit all my books in here."

Don't Starve Together

Ocuvigil- "Ah! A scrying orb."
Moon Dial (generic)- "Something very odd is going on here."
Moon Dial (new moon)- "The moon's cycle begins anew."
Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is waxing."
Moon Dial (full moon)- "This cycle of the moon has drawn to a close."
Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon is waning."
Moon Dial (in Caves)- "It appears to lose functionality in subterranean conditions."
Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "How curious, the water reacts similarly to what I observed in the grotto."
The Lazy Deserter- "It deconstructs the subject and reconstitutes them elsewhere."
The Lazy Deserter (active)- "The path is open."
Clean Sweeper- "We're well past due for a spring cleaning around here."
Kitschy Beaver Idol- "It appears to induce a Castorthropic state."
Kitschy Goose Idol- "An... artistic representation of the Branta canadensis."
Kitschy Moose Idol- "Someone's going to trip on this, dear."

Dress

Base Game

Sewing Kit- "A simple implement for domestic tasks."
Rabbit Earmuffs- "Poor Leporidae. At least my ears will be warm."
Straw Hat- "This will offer some protection from the sun."
Beefalo Hat- "This hat is hideous."
Beekeeper Hat- "Appropriate protective equipment is a must!"
Feather Hat- "Not quite the genuine article, but I might fool some birds."
Winter Hat- "I knit it myself."
Top Hat- "How bourgeois."
Dapper Vest- "This vest screams 'stylish, but well-read'."
Breezy Vest- "Durable outerwear."
Puffy Vest- "Ample protection against the elements."
Bush Hat- "Camouflage."
Garland- "How celebratory."
Walking Cane- "I'm no rabologist."

Reign of Giants

Cat Cap- "Not quite like Crockett's, but it'll do."
Fashion Melon- "That's certainly one thing you could do with a watermelon."
Ice Cube- "A perfect cube of ice."
Rain Coat- "Totally non-porous."
Rain Hat- "I hate when my hair gets wet."
Summer Frest- "It'll keep me moderately cool."
Floral Shirt- "I prefer tweed."
Eyebrella- "The cornea must be quite water-repellent."
Hibearnation Vest- "Whatever it was, its pelt makes for a fine garment."

Shipwrecked

Brain of Thought- "Bright ideas shape the future!"
Snakeskin Hat- "Rain repellent headwear!"
Snakeskin Jacket- "Fauna inspired rain wear."
Blubber Suit- "I've always wondered what it would be like to sport such insulation."
Windbreaker- "Pink is not really my color."
Tar Suit- "Effective, but not very durable."
Particulate Purifier- "The calcium carbonate cleanses the surrounding air particles."
Sleek Hat- "Somewhat prehistoric looking."
Shark Tooth Crown- "The crown of teeth."
Dumbrella- "Two tiers of shelter!"

Hamlet

Gas Mask- "For investigating dangerous areas."
Pith Hat- "Historically accurate and functionally imperative."
Thunderhat- "I'm not usually one for hats."

Don't Starve Together

Rabbit Earmuffs- "Poor Leporidae. At least it's warm."
Feather Hat- "Not quite the genuine article, but it might fool some birds."
Winter Hat- "I ought to teach the children how to pick up a stitch."
Rain Hat- "I hate when my bun gets wet."
Summer Frest- "That could keep one moderately cool."
Fashion Goggles- "I can't imagine these improving visibility."
Desert Goggles- "Much more effective than reading glasses."
Funcap- "Ooo. What a delightfully wizened look."
Seawreath- "It understandably has an effect on one's emotional wellbeing."
Astroggles- "A rather eccentric design, yet surprisingly effective."
Clever Disguise- "I'm not eager to test out its effectiveness."
Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "I suppose one must try to stay young at heart."

Ancient

Base Game

Thulecite- "This seems to be an interesting, ectoplasmic residue-bearing variety of ziosite."
Thulecite Wall (held)- "My pockets must be bigger on the inside."
Thulecite Wall- "A very secure wall."
Thulecite Medallion (min)- "The levels of ectoplasmic residue seem to be at their lowest."
Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "There are low, but increasing levels of vapours containing ectoplasmic residue."
Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "Levels of ectoplasmic residue seem to be increasing."
Thulecite Medallion (max)- "The levels of ectoplasmic residue seem to be at their peak."
Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Levels of ectoplasmic residue are high but seem to be decreasing."
Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "There is very little ectoplasmic residue vapor."
Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "There doesn't seem to be any ectoplasmic vapor around here."
The Lazy Forager- "The gem fades with each use."
Magiluminescence- "This amulet is glowing at the mid 530 nanometer wavelength."
Construction Amulet- "I don't know what that is."
The Lazy Explorer- "Handy over small distances."
Star Caller's Staff- "Luckily the star is a manageable size."
Deconstruction Staff- "It appears to rewind time on an object."
Pick/Axe- "Quite functional, it operates as both an axe and a pickaxe."
Thulecite Crown- "A bit gaudy for my tastes, but it seems useful."
Thulecite Suit- "A hardy Thulecite armor."
Thulecite Club- "I could hit things with this."
Houndius Shootius (held)- "I'll need to place this."
Houndius Shootius- "The magic of the two beasts has been concentrated by the Thulecite."

Don't Starve Together

Construction Amulet- "Works almost as a magical binding agent."
Thulecite Club- "An implement for administering devastating blows."
Premier Gardeneer Hat- "The prudent gardener ensures they are able to discern every detail about their crops."

Nautical

Shipwrecked

Log Raft- "A crude nautical vehicle."
Raft- "Bamboo how-to."
Row Boat- "My vessel for marine research."
Cargo Boat- "I can store a few extra books aboard."
Armored Boat- "A strong vessel."
Encrusted Boat- "Large surface area and natural buoyancy make it an excellent vessel."
The 'Sea Legs'- "A pirate ship."
Boat Repair Kit- "Extends the life of aquatic vehicles."
Thatch Sail- "For wind powered travel."
Cloth Sail- "An organic form of transportation."
Snakeskin Sail- "A sail of serpent hide."
Feather Lite Sail- "Sail plumage."
Iron Wind- "Now this is boating!"
Boat Cannon- "For combat at sea, I presume."
Quackering Ram- "Sometimes brute force is necessary."
Sea Trap (held and placed)- "Place it near the creature's den."
Sea Yard (off)- "I must procure a new fuel source."
Sea Yard (on)- "It's at peak performance."
Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "The fuel is running quite low."
Tar Extractor (off)- "I must switch it on to begin tar extraction."
Tar Extractor (on)- "I must remember to switch it off when done."
Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "I'll need to refuel it if I want more tar."
Trawl Net- "For collecting debris at sea."
Trawl Net (detached)- "Unpack the contents!"
Trawl Net (sinking)- "That net will be sunk within moments."
Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "It looks to be sinking."
Spyglass- "It collects visible light to better my vision."
Super Spyglass- "Uncovering new horizons!"
Captain Hat- "The cap of a true boatswoman."
Pirate Hat- "When in Rome!"
Lucky Hat- "It would better suit a pirate than I."
Life Jacket- "Safety first!"

Hamlet

Cork Bowl Canoe- "I suppose it's safe for a quick trip up the river."

Volcanic

Shipwrecked

Obsidian Machete, Axe, and Spear- "This tool generates its own heat."
Obsidian Armor- "Be careful, it's sharp!"
Obsidian Coconade- "A very powerful explosive projectile."
Howling Conch- "With a song that moves atmospheric pressures."
Sail Stick- "I can use this to my advantage in a storm."
Volcano Staff- "I can feel it rumbling with volcanic pressure."

Treasure Hunting

Hamlet

Disarming Tools- "Rather clever."
Ball Pein Hammer- "I could use this for more delicate jobs."
Gold Pan- "This should be useful for finding useful minerals."
Magnifying Glass- "A fine tool for discovery."

City Planning

Hamlet

Lamp Post (off)- "A dormant street lamp."
Lamp Post (on)- "Quite radiant."
Town House- "A more advanced version of pig domicile."
Town House (burning)- "It has ignited."
The Sterling Trough Deli- "I do hope their food is fresh."
The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "That's a pity."
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "A place to purchase goods."
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "A fine example of combustion."
Curly Tails Mud Spa- "Contains First Aid items in there."
Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "Conflagration!"
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "A delightful place to pick up groceries."
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "This structure is burning ferociously."
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "This shop trades in local flora."
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "The structure is undergoing rapid oxidation."
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "Holds a motley of strange objects in there."
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "Currently on fire."
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "A shop for items of an esoteric nature."
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "It's engulfed in flames."
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "A boutique for items of brutality."
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "The weapons are aflame."
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "I could use head accoutrement."
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "Does this village have a fire brigade?"
Swinesbury Academy- "Ah! At last a place of learning!"
Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "Tsk! All that knowledge up in flames!"
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Contains coins of different denominations. Should be quite interesting."
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "I'm familiar with destructive fires."
The Tinkerer's Tower- "An excellent resource."
The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "I know the sorrow of losing so much knowledge to fire."
Swinesbury City Hall- "The home of an elected official."
Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "I hope they rebuild."
My City Hall- "My place of work."
My City Hall (burning)- "Pity."
Security Contract- "Now I can hire my own security."
Slanty Shanty- "A fine domicile."
Slanty Shanty (owned)- "A place to put my library."
Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "Goodness!"
Watch Tower- "A fortified tower for the Royal Guard."
Watch Tower (burning)- "It's engulfed in flames."

Renovate

Hamlet

House Expansion Permit- "For a new wing to my library."
Demolition Permit- "A permit for renovations. Perhaps a non-fiction section."

Flooring

Wood Flooring and Wood Panel Flooring- "The bare basics."
Marble Flooring, Checkered Flooring, Slate Flooring, Sheet Metal Flooring, Garden Stone Flooring, Geometric Tiles Flooring, Shag Carpet, Herringbone Flooring, Hexagon Flooring, and Octagon Flooring- "Floor ornamentation."
Transitional Flooring- "I'm not convinced this is finished."
Curvy Hoof Flooring- "Floor ornamentation of a Porcine nature."

Shelves

Carved Bookshelf, Marble Shelf, Glass Shelf, Ladder Shelf, Hutch Shelf, Industrial Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, Windowed Cabinet, Wall Mounted Shelf, and A-Frame Shelf- "My books could fill this up."
Basic Bookshelf- "My books could be put into there."
Cinderblock Bookshelf- "I could put my books there."
Crates Shelf- "My books could put them in here."
Fridge, Pipe Shelf, and Pallet Shelf- "I'm quite confused as to what this is."
Floating Shelf- "My books could be put onto there."
Hat Tree- "A place to hang a hat."

Plantholders

Basic Plantholder- "A form of Tulipa, I believe."
WIP Plantholder- "A type of conifer."
Fancy Plantholder- "Roses obviously."
Bonsai Plantholder- "A beautiful specimen."
Dishgarden Plantholder- "Some interesting succulents."
Philodendron Plantholder- "A nice philodendron."
Orchid Plantholder- "A beautiful orchid."
Draceana Plantholder- "Dracaena Marginata."
Xerographica Plantholder- "An interesting Xerographica."
Birdcage Plantholder- "It could do with a little care."
Palm Plantholder- "A beautiful Palm."
ZZ Plantholder- "Zamioculcas Zamiifolia."
Fernstand Plantholder and Fern Plantholder- "A fine fern."
Terrarium Plantholder- "Essential for plants native to warmer climates."
Plantpet Plantholder- "A plant in the shape of a Erinaceinae."
Traps Plantholder- "Smaller than the ones I've seen around here."
Pitcher Plantholder- "They're carnivorous you know."
Marble Plantholder- "Roses obviously."
"Character" Tree- "Not a particularly rigorous specimen."
Festive Tree- "I do feel slightly more joyous at the sight of this."

Columns

Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, Round Column, and Lit Marble Column- "Appears stable."

Wall Papers

Wood Paneling- "The bare basics."
Checkered Wall Paper, Floral Wall Paper, Harlequin Wall Paper, and Full Wall Moulding- "Wall ornamentation."
Sunflower Wall Paper- "Wall ornamentation of a flowering Helianthus."
Peagawk Wall Paper- "Wall ornamentation of Pavo Cristatus plumage."
Orange Wall Paper- "Bare basics wall covering."
Purple Wall Paper- "Conservative wall decor."
Rope Wall Panneling- "Well knotted wall decor."
Circle Wall Tiling- "Symmetrical wall decor."
Marble Wall Tiling- "Wall ornamentation with a classic look."
Fine Wall Tiling- "I believe this was in the Mayor's office."
Upholstered Wall- "Opulent wall ornamentation."

Ceiling Lights

Wired Bulb, Metal Shade Lamp, Chandelier, Rope Light, Dual Rope Light, Blown Glass Bulb, Cherry Lamp Shade, Hanging Blooming Lamp, and Hanging Floral Lamp- "Necessary for night reading."
Tophat Light and Derby Light- "Completely unnecessary silliness."

Wall Decorations

Photo- "Appears to be someone's child."
Full Length Mirror- "A looking glass."
Embroidery Hoop- "Precise needlework."
Mosaic- "Pleasant enough."
Wreath- "Quite decorative."
Axe- "Useful."
Hunt- "A tribute to brutality."
Periodic Table- "Ah, yes. Classic."
Gears Art- "Some sort of cog."
Cape- "Rather dramatic."
No Smoking- "I never do."
Black Cat- "Le Chat Noir..."
Tasteful Fish Mounting- "I question the skills of this taxidermist."
Beefalo Mounting- "Finely preserved."

Chairs

Classic Chair, Corner Chair, Bench, Horned Chair, Lounge Chair, Stuffed Chair, Rocking Chair, and Fancy Chaise- "A nice place to read a book."
Footrest and Ottoman Chair- "A nice place to put up your feet."
Massager Chair- "I would avoid that."

House Upgrades

Cottage Kit- "Materials for a quaint cottage."
Tudor Home Kit- "Supplies for a home."
Gothic Home Kit- "Materials for an ornamental house."
Brick Home Kit- "Bricks to build a solid home."
Turreted Home Kit- "Ingredients for a roof over my head."
Villa Kit- "Elements to build a house."
Manor Kit- "Components for a rather large manor."

Doors

Hardwood Door- "Suitable entrance for a library."
Stone Archway- "What a lovely keystone."
Forest Door- "Quite a unique design."
Wrought Iron Door- "Lovely ironwork."
Curtained Door- "A charming shade of purple."
Industrial Door- "Industrial library."
Round Doorway- "I can see a Porcine influence to this door."
Gothic Door- "How grotesque!"

Windows

Peaked Curtain Window, Peaked Window, Square Window, Tall Window, Large Square Curtain Window, and all Curtain Window- "A window to the outside."
Round Burlap Window- "It could use some better drapery."
Greenhouse Wall- "Ideal for facilitating some of my botanical activities."

Rugs

Eye Rug- "The all seeing eye."
Square Throw Rug, Large Rug, Hedgehog Rug, Hoofprint Rug, Octagon Rug, Swirl Rug, and Braid Rug- "Soft enough."
Fur Throw Rug- "It's from some kind of mammal obviously."
Porcupus Rug- "Deceased Ornithorhynchidae."
Catcoon Rug- "Deceased wildcat."
Rubbermat Rug and Soccer Rug- "Functional."
Web Rug- "Oh dear."
Metal Rug- "Entirely nonfunctional."
Wormhole Rug- "I hope it's not functional."
Beard Rug- "Entirely inappropriate."
Nailbed Rug- "I'll not be stepping on that."
Crime Rug- "I do love a good mystery."

Lamps

Fringe Lamp, Stainglass Lamp, Downbridge Lamp, Dual Embroidered Lamp, Ceramic Lamp, Glass Lamp, Dual Fringes Lamp, Candelabra Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, Crystals Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Dual Upturn Lamp, Spool Lamp, Edison Lamp, Adjustable Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "Perfect for a little night reading."

Tables

Round Table, DIY Table, College Table, and Crate Table- "Functional."
Hard Wood Desk- "A place to write notes."
Chess Table- "If only I had a worthy opponent."

Cartography

Don't Starve Together

Map Scroll (empty)- "The potential of the blank page is paralyzing for some."

Celestial

Don't Starve Together

Moon Rock Idol- "Curious. It rather looks like a key."
Portal Paraphernalia- "Oh, I do like the look of this."
Moon Glass Axe- "Always strive for greater efficacy."
Glass Cutter- "I like to get straight to the point."
Bath Bomb- "Ah, I do love a warm bath with a book."

Critters

Don't Starve Together

Kittykit- "Now it feels like home."
Vargling- "Who's the sweetest little Canis lupus?"
Ewelet- "I could just squish that widdle face."
Broodling- "What a darling Diptera juvenile!"
Glomglom- "How do you maintain flight, dear?"
Giblet- "What a handsome poult you are!"
Mothling- "Who wuvs their widdle specimen?"
Friendly Peeper- "Now, I wonder if your nerves are functional, or merely decorative..."

Fishing

Don't Starve Together

Wooden Ball Bobber, Hardened Slip Bobber, Jet Quill Float, Crimson Quill Float, Azure Quill Float, and Saffron Quill Float- "The use of a fishing float was first documented in 1496."
Sunrise Spinnerbait and Spoon- "Its effect appears to be stronger during the day."
Dusky Spinnerbait and Spoon- "Its effect appears to be stronger at dusk."
Nightflyer Spinnerbait and Spoon- "Its effect appears to be stronger at night."
Rainy Day Lure- "It seems to work in conjunction with precipitation."
Snow Day Lure- "It would be best utilized in snowy weather."
Stupefying Lure- "Fascinating! The spines secrete a potent neurotoxin."
Heavy Weighted Lure- "This will ensure that I catch a larger specimen."
Down Quill Float and Malbatross Quill Float- "The large plumage adds a little something special."

Sculpt

Don't Starve Together

Carved Hornucopia- "It is a commonly held belief that art imitates life."
Bubble Pipe Carving- "I hope this does not have a bad influence on the children."
Pawn Figure- "Pawns that journey to the seat of power can be quite dangerous."
Rook Figure- "Represents the protective walls of the king's castle."
Knight Figure- "A knight, in service to the king. Or perhaps the queen."
Bishop Figure- "A decorative stone carving of a bishop chess piece."
Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "It seems magic is afoot."
Queenly Figure- "In chess, the queen is by far the most strategically formidable."
Kingly Figure- "The king is, by all measures, a liability to everyone on the board."
Deerclops Figure- "An anatomical study of those strange beasts."
Bearger Figure- "Quite expressive!"
Moose/Goose Figure- "Bust of Alces canadensis."
Dragonfly Figure- "Artist's interpretation of mythical Diptera."
Moon Moth Figure- "Carved in the lunar moth's likeness."
Anchor Figure- "Artists tend to reference what they're familiar with."
"Moon" Figure- "The missing chunk is a recent development."
Malbatross Figure- "I'll have to add an appendix to "Birds of the World"."
Crab King Figure- "A rendering of a treasure-obsessed crustacean."
Toadstool Figure- "The artist captured the parasitic relationship beautifully."
Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "The artist faithfully replicated its skeletal structure."
Klaus Figure- "A wonderfully seasonal simulacrum."
Bee Queen Figure- "A queenly tribute to the Apis mellifera."
Antlion Figure- "A stately statuary of the Panthera auropunctata."
Ancient Guardian Figure- "A rather convincing likeness."
Celestial Champion Figure- "I must commend the artist for their attention to detail."
Eye of Terror Figure- "A trophy that doubles as a useful anatomical model."
Twins of Terror Figure- "A stone rendition of a pair of mechanical marvels."

Seafaring

Don't Starve Together

Boat Kit- "It will allow us to go on the water."
Plank- "A dangerous escape route for one stranded at sea."
Leak- "Our ship is taking on water."
Boat Patch- "For repairing hull damages."
Oar- "One and two, and one and two!"
Driftwood Oar- "A much more efficient, lighter design."
Anchor Kit- "It will allow us to create an anchor for our ships."
Anchor- "An anchor for our vessel."
Mast Kit- "A tool for harnessing the wind's power."
Mast- "Simply raise a sail, and off we go!"
Winged Sail Kit- "Raise the sail, and let's be off!"
Winged Sail- "What an impressive wingspan."
Steering Wheel Kit- "A necessity should we want to steer our boat."
Steering Wheel- "Ship steering is no easy task."
Tin Fishin' Bin- "A clever contraption to keep seafood fresh."
Pinchin' Winch- "Mankind has used winches for many hundreds of years."
Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "Practice and precision make perfect!"
Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "I've caught something!"
Deck Illuminator- "I'm always in need of a good reading light."
Lightning Conductor- "A very sensible safety measure."
Fire Pump- "It's just common sense."

Balloonomancy

Don't Starve Together

Pile o' Balloons- "These seem frivolous."
Balloon- "Could serve as a suitable diversion."
Speedy Balloon- "The chemical composition of the young man's breath must be fascinating."
Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "Probably not enough air left to analyze its composition..."
Party Balloon- "A reasonable amount of cheer every so often would do us good."
Inflatable Vest- "I applaud your attempt at practicality, dear."
Balloon Hat- "I believe it's meant to evoke the image of a Lagomorph."

Books

Base Game

Birds of the World- "The expurgated version, but it has my favorite: Megascops Kennicottii."
Applied Horticulture- "Dead plants tied together to help me aid living plants."
Sleepytime Stories- "Warm milk in book form."
The End is Nigh!- "What could possibly go wrong?"
On Tentacles- "Hard to put this one down. It's gripping, frankly."

Shipwrecked

Joy of Volcanology- "Rainus Magmus!"

Don't Starve Together

Bookcase- "Eager minds should always have access to a library."
Horticulture, Abridged- "Only my best tricks for bringing a garden to fruition."
Applied Silviculture- "Dead plants tied together to help me aid living plants."
The Angler's Survival Guide- "It starts with a rather compelling hook."
Pyrokinetics Explained- "Even misfortune offers opportunities to learn. Past mistakes shall not be repeated."
Overcoming Arachnophobia- "Arachnids are crucial parts of a healthy ecosystem, after all."
Tempering Temperatures- "You must be mindful of your thermal equilibrium."
Lux Aeterna- "I like to do a bit of light reading in the evening."
Practical Rain Rituals- "A succinct guide, without any extraneous fluff."
Lunar Grimoire- "Investigating the ancient archives proved to be quite educational."
Apicultural Notes- "I've grown rather fond of beekeeping."
Horticulture, Expanded- "Mankind has cultivated crops for centuries, and there's still more to learn."
The Everything Encyclopedia- "It took some effort to distill everything down into a single volume."
Lux Aeterna Redux- "I've given it a glowing review."
Fiery Pen- "A firestorm can be unleashed with but a few strokes of a writer's pen."

Circuitry

Don't Starve Together

Bio Scanalyzer- "I suspect our resident handywoman might have assisted with its construction."
Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "It appears to be dormant, for the moment."
Bio Scanalyzer (hunting)- "It appears to be searching for a suitable specimen to analyze."
Bio Scanalyzer (scanning)- "It seems to be collecting data from that specimen."
Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "It's finished compiling some more research, I believe."
Circuit Extractor- "Do be careful with that, dear."
Bio Data- "An incredibly thorough analysis. Well done!"
Circuits- "They dislike organics, but don't seem opposed to taking inspiration from them."

Clocksmithy

Don't Starve Together

Clockmaker's Tools- "These tools are specialized for clockmaking."
Time Pieces- "It appears these pieces of clockwork have been infused with shadow fuel."
Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "Horology mixed with magic, truly fascinating."
Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "It appears to require some time to replenish its power between uses."
Portal Entrance- "Magic triggered by a clockwork mechanism, how fascinating!"
Portal Exit- "I wonder if she would allow me to write down my observations..."
Alarming Clock- "A handy bit of pocket-sized weaponry."

Ectoherbology

Don't Starve Together

All Ghostly Elixirs- "Color-coded and clearly labeled. Well done!"

Engineering

Don't Starve Together

Trusty Tape- "A high grade adhesive, good for small mends."
Winona's Catapult- "That Winona is quite resourceful."
Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "It requires a power source."
Winona's Inventions (burning)- "Oh dear, who did this?"
Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "I do hope she'll build another."
Winona's Spotlight- "A sensible safety precaution."
Winona's Generator- "An electrical power supply for her lovely inventions."
Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "Hm, her invention is starting to run down."
Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "I'll grab the nitre, yes?"
Winona's G.E.M.erator- "It's good to see her keeping an open mind."
Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "The magical focus will wear out soon."
Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "It needs a new magic focus."

Green Thumb

Don't Starve Together

Bramble Husk- "I believe our friend knit it himself."
Bramble Trap- "Microscopic barbs on the thorns make them quite unpleasant."
Compost Wrap- "Oh dear. Those are some large droppings."

Seasonings

Don't Starve Together

Garlic Powder- "My goodness that smell is pungent!"
Honey Crystals- "A treacle of fruits."
Chili Flakes- "I'm not a fan of spicy food."
Seasoning Salt- "Just a pinch will do."

Slingshot Ammo

Don't Starve Together

Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "Remember to clean up after yourself, dear."
Poop Pellets- "Oh dear..."

Spider Care

Don't Starve Together

Den Decorating Set- "Be sure to tidy up when you're finished, young arachnid."
Webby Whistle- "Arachnids seem to find the sound quite agreeable."
Shoo Box- "Unfortunately, it seems that the arachnids only respond to one of their kind."
Healing Glop- "This balm appears specially formulated to heal arachnids."
Warrior, Cave, and Shatter Switcherdoodle- "How interesting! It appears to alter an arachnid's form when ingested."
Dangler, Spitter, and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "They're lovely, dear."
Strider Switcherdoodle- "How interesting! They appear to alter an arachnid's form when ingested."

Stagecraft

Don't Starve Together

Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "Musical notation, if I'm not mistaken."
Rude Interlude- "Oh my, those are some rather colorful turns of phrase."
Startling Soliloquy- "Ah, how I love the classics!"

Strongman

Don't Starve Together

Mighty Gym- "Do be careful not to overexert yourself, dear."
File:Mighty Gym Burnt.pngMighty Gym (burnt)- "I'd suggest looking elsewhere for a place to exercise."
Dumbbell, Golden Dumbbell, and Gembell- "A bit of exercise can be quite beneficial to one's health."
Potato Sack- "He seems to have a deep fondness for tubers."

Events (only)

Hallowed Nights

Candy Bag- "A festive bag for seasonal treats."
Candy Apple- "Remember to eat in moderation, children."
Candy Corn- "Delightfully colored kernels of high fructose corn syrup."
Catcoon Candy- "It almost seems a shame to eat them."
Choco Pigs- "I fear I've a terrible weakness for a spot of chocolate."
Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "How darling!"
Gummy Spider- "I was always a fan of black licorice, myself."
Jelly Worm- "I had best not hear of any tummy aches later."
Not-So-Candy Corn- "Hmm, well, at least there's a healthy option on the table."
Raisins- "I'll take the ones you don't want, dears."
"Raisins"- "I'd prefer none of you eat these at all."
Candy Lice- "The candy itself is quite pleasant, if unappealing in appearance."
Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "There will be some sore jaws in the morning, I imagine."
Lava Pepper- "A delightful ten on the Scoville scale."
Broken Stake- "Luckily it is much too brittle to inflict any real damage."
Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Oh, I got my hopes up for a nice crystal ball."
Empty Elixir- "Odorless. I believe it may have been sugar water."
Faux Fangs- "Dunk those in boiling water before wearing them, dear."
Monkey Paw- "The paw grants three wishes, with terribly ironic results. So the story goes."
Spider Ring- "A decorative arachnid adornment! How darling!"
Binoculars- "This simply does not work right."
Lone Glove- "It appears to be an abandoned glove."
Snail Scale- "What a cute little mollusk shaped scale!"
Goop Canister- "This does not seem like it came from this world."
Toy Cobra- "Goodness, it seems quite wistful."
Crocodile Toy- "Perhaps I ought to save it for Webber."
Broken Terrarium- "A waste of a unique flora specimen."
Odd Radio- "What a curious device!"
Broken Hairdryer- "What an odd contraption."
Mad Scientist Lab- "Mad science indeed!"
Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Bottled valor."
Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "A impressive elixir."
Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "Not as potent as I would have liked."
Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "It appears combustible."
Steeped Lunar Essence- "It seems to catalyze a mutation."
Totally Normal Root- "The root cutting of a beastly tree."
Totally Normal Sapling- "Ah. Its horror has taken root."
Bat Decoration- "A flourish of flying mammal."
Crow Decoration- "A corvus such as this would do better in a tree."
Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "An ornament such as this should be hung up."
Ghost Decoration- "An ornamental poltergeist meant to be hung somewhere."
Spider Decoration- "An arborator adornment of the arachnid variety."
Tentacle Decoration- "I really should decorate."
Bats coming out of tree- "Curious. I seem to be hallucinating."
Drinking bravery potion- "My intestinal fortitude has returned!"
Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "Oh dear, that didn't go as planned."

Winter's Feast

Gift Wrap- "Wrapping presents is soothing work, isn't it?"
Gift- "Oh goodness, how lovely!"
Festive Tree Planter- "Let's grow a proper tree, shall we?"
Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Not to worry. We can still celebrate."
Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It'd surely snap under the weight of ornaments."
Winter's Feast Tree- "Lovely job on the tree, dears."
Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Oh gracious, not again."
Gingerbread Cookie- "What a delightful little individual."
Eternal Fruitcake- "An object with negligible temporal drag."
Sugar Cookie- "Just like holidays at the library!"
Candy Cane- "The perfect stir stick for hot cup of tea."
Chocolate Log Cake- "Such expertly prepared raspberry filling!"
Plum Pudding- "'Plum' is a 17th century term for 'fruit', dear."
Apple Cider- "Pair it with a good book and you've a cure for the winter blues."
Hot Cocoa- "A small enchantment keeps it a pleasant temperature."
Heavenly Eggnog- "I've always harbored a weakness for good 'nog."
Festive Bauble- "Careful with it now, dear."
Festive Light- "Electrical currents do have a certain appeal, don't they?"
Magnificent Adornment- "I'm of the opinion that one can never overdecorate."
Champion Adornment- "A harrowing handicraft."
Appeasing Adornment- "The needlework on this is quite intricate."
Masonry Oven- "What sort of fuel does it run on?"
Masonry Oven (cooking)- "Roasting nicely."
Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "It will be done, momentarily."
Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "It is complete!"
Winter's Feast Table- "Big enough for company."
Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "A considerable amount of food!"
Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "Most certainly the wrong type."
Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Oh my, that won't do at all."
Merry Berrysauce- "How festive!"
Bibingka- "Traditionally, bibingka is baked in a specialized clay oven."
Cabbage Rolls- "Variations of this dish can be found across Europe and Asia."
Festive Fish Dish- "I'm unfamiliar with the origins of this dish."
Good Gravy- "Oh my, it's a bit rich for me."
Latkes- "Delightfully crispy."
Lutefisk- "The fish is dried and then soaked in lye, hence the odd aroma."
Mulled Punch- "A taste of Yuletide cheer."
Panettone- "The origins of this cake trace all the way back to ancient Rome."
Pavlova- "It takes its name from the Russian ballerina Anna Pavlova."
Pickled Herring- "I do enjoy some pickled herring around the holidays."
Polish Cookies- "Now it feels like the holidays."
Pumpkin Pie- "Perhaps just a nibble..."
Roasted Turkey- "I do hope it had enough time in the oven."
Stuffing- "Pairs perfectly with some turkey and gravy."
Sweet Potato Casserole- "It's always a hit at holiday get-togethers."
Tamales- "The spice is actually quite mild, quite to my liking."
Tourtiere- "A rather hearty meat pie."
Gingerbread Pig- "If it would sit still long enough, I could classify it."
Gingerbread Pig House- "Reminds me of a story I know."
Gingerbread Varg- "Canis Festivus."
Cookie Crumbles- "I believe this came from the walking confectionery."
Holiday Cheer- "It reminds me of reading holiday stories by the fire."
Eating Holiday Cheer- "I feel as though I've been wrapped in a cozy blanket."
Eating without feasting- "I couldn't possibly eat this all myself!"
Feasting- "I hope everyone remembered to wash their hands before eating."
Feasting buff- "Intriguing! I appear to be filled with "cheer"."
Feasting buff wearing off- "That was very illuminating."

Lunar New Year

Red Pouch- "The vibrant red hue is a sign of good luck."
Lucky Gold Nugget- "Such a curious shape."
Red Firecrackers- "A little too noisy for my liking."
Red Lantern- "What a colorful little lantern."
Lucky Fan- "It's quite lovely."
Lucky Beast Head- "This is the head to the dragon costume."
Lucky Beast Body- "The longer the dragon, the better the luck."
Lucky Beast Tail- "This is the back of the dragon costume."
Floating Lantern- "The balloon seems a bit redundant, doesn't it?"
Dappled and Golden Koi- "It appears to be a subspecies of Cyprinus carpio."

Gobbler

Gobbler Shrine- "The native Meleagris flock to it."
Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "A bush must be placed to attract the Meleagris."
Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "A carbonized structure."

Varg

Varg Shrine- "Let the festivities begin!"
Varg Shrine (empty)- "Tribute by fire, hm?"
Varg Shrine (burnt)- "A shame."
Lucky Whistle- "It emits a frequency undetectable to the human ear."
Clay Hound- "The earthenware has been magically animated."
Clay Hound (statue)- "Terra cotta earthenware."
Clay Varg- "Ah, how charmingly fearsome."
Clay Varg (statue)- "An intricately crafted terra cotta statue."
Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "Detailed diagrams of a stone sculpture."
Hound Figure- "A replica of Canis lupis."
Varg Figure- "The sculptor clearly studied the creature closely."

Pig King

Pig Shrine- "A Porcine tribute."
Pig Shrine (empty)- "It needs a sacrifice of meat."
Pig Shrine (burnt)- "No use to me like this."
Tribute Roast- "A feast fit for a festival!"
Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "Not fit for human consumption."
Fish Heads on a Stick- "I do enjoy a snack now and then."
Golden Belt- "How did they could achieve such detail using pig hooves?"
Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Has an earthy musk to him."
Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "Rather hot-tempered."
Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "I wonder what those green markings signify."
Elite Pig (Wade)- "He's saturated with markings."
Can't play game (too late)- "No time for that now. It'll be dark soon."
Can't play game (area not empty)- "I'll need to do some tidying up first."
Can't play game (danger)- "This is no time for fun and games!"

Carrat

Carrat Shrine- "It's a tribute to the small plant-animal hybrid."
Carrat Shrine (empty)- "It requires an offering of some sort."
Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "That won't do at all."
Starting Point Kit- "I should find a suitable place for this."
Starting Point- "This will be a unique opportunity to observe the Daucus carota rattus."
Finish Line Kit- "The ending point for this little experiment."
Finish Line- "I'm eager to document the results!"
Finish Line (burnt)- "Oh dear, that won't do at all."
Finish Line (won)- "Oh ho! Superb results, if I do say so myself."
Finish Line (lost)- ""Note: {winner}'s specimen displays superior racing ability.""
Checkpoint Kit- "I'd best make sure I have enough to reach the finish line."
Checkpoint- "This marker should help keep things on track."
Navigation Gym Kit- "An easily constructed directional testing apparatus."
Navigation Gym- "This will put the creature's sense of direction to the test."
Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "Who's a clever little Daucus carota rattus?"
Navigation Gym (burnt)- "I'm afraid it won't be of much use to anyone now."
Reflex Gym Kit- "Everything I need to test my subject's alertness."
Reflex Gym- "This should be a good test of reflexes."
Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "I do believe its reaction time is improving!"
Reflex Gym (burnt)- "I'm afraid it won't be of much use to anyone now."
Speed Gym Kit- "An easily constructed speed testing device."
Speed Gym- "Speed is no replacement for cleverness, but it helps."
Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "Oh my, look at it go!"
Speed Gym (burnt)- "I'm afraid it won't be of much use to anyone now."
Endurance Gym Kit- "Everything I need to test the stamina of my subject."
Endurance Gym- "The repeated jumping should help build the creature's stamina."
Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "The little dear is working so hard."
Endurance Gym (burnt)- "I'm afraid it won't be of much use to anyone now."
Carrat Scale Kit- "It measures the racing prowess of herbaceous rodents."
Carrat Scale- "Fascinating! I never realized skill could be measured by weight."
Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "Hm, it seems that more training might be in order."
Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "The specimen seems to have responded well to the training!"
Carrat Scale (burnt)- "Oh my, that won't do at all."
Packet of Seeds- "I used to be quite an avid gardener."
Premium Seed Packet- "I wonder what species it will turn out to be."
Carrat Figure- "A delightfully rendered likeness of the Daucus carota rattus."
Charlie's Carrat- "Fascinating! A new genus, perhaps?"
Can't start race with no participants- "I can't gather any data with no subjects."
Race starting- "Let the race commence!"
Carrat is sleeping- "The subject seems to be exhibiting low levels of stamina."
Carrat is stunned- "You must pay attention!"
Carrat going wrong way-
- "Wrong way, dear."
- "Oh my, I'll have to make a note of this."
Carrat is slow- "Let's try to look a bit more lively, dear."
Carrat is exhausted- "I'm afraid it's in no condition to race."
Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
- "Oh my, I seem to have gotten a bit mixed up."
- "My glasses need a good cleaning, that's clearly not my Daucus carota rattus!"

Beefalo

Beefalo Shrine- "Let's get to it then, shall we?"
Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "I will require an offering."
Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "How unfortunate."
Sewing Machine (held)- "Well, I'd better get that set up."
Sewing Machine- "I tend to prefer crochet."
Judge's Booth (held)- "I suppose it's not going to construct itself."
Judge's Booth- "How intriguing!"
Beefalo Stage (held)- "It should be simple enough to erect."
Beefalo Stage- "This is where the beefalo are to be displayed for judging."
Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "Merely a single piece of a larger costuming pattern."
Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "The judge might be able to give me some insight regarding its sense of style."
Beefalo Dolls- "How very charming!"
()Warrior Costume Pattern- "It's rather aggressive looking."
()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "A bit childish for my tastes."
()Festive Costume Pattern- "It features quite an eclectic combination of colors."
()Flowery Costume Pattern- "How delightful!"
()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "I'm not certain just how much sewing is actually involved."
()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "It's always prudent to have a set of winter garments."
()Formal Costume Pattern- "It seems rather senseless to attempt to make a beefalo appear dignified."
()Victorian Costume Pattern- "Ah, this style does take me back..."
()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "I'm not one to rely on luck, but a bit won't hurt in a competition."
Beefalo Figure- "It captures my beefalo's likeness quite well."
Calling beefalo- "Come along now."
Can't build stage too far- "It would be much more practical to build this closer to the competition."
Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "I will require a beefalo first."
Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "My beefalo needs to be in closer proximity to the post."
Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "Already done, dear."
Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "Nothing will be accomplished in the state they're in."
Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "I'm fairly confident in my selection."
Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "I'll have to observe for now."
Failed to start contest (generic)- "The contest will have to wait for the time being."
Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "I imagine there must be a competition going on elsewhere."
Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "Patience is a virtue."
Learned new costume pattern- "I do believe I can fabricate a new bovine costume now."
Costume pattern already known- "I've already familiarized myself with this particular pattern."

Catcoon

Catcoon Shrine- "A special representation of wildcats."
Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "A golden offering is necessary."
File:Catcoon Shrine Burnt.pngCatcoon Shrine (burnt)- "The fire was overwhelming."
Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "Materials to construct a proper kitten household."
Kitcoon Nursery- "A well-constructed habitation for the kittens."
Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "The kittens are currently attempting to hide."
Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "The kittens' hiding game will come to an end soon."
File:Kitcoon Nursery Burnt.pngKitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "It seems the kittens have lost their residence."
Wind-up Mouse Toy- "A simple mechanism behind an entertaining toy for felines."
Kit Collar- "Ah, it does bring back memories of my dear old cat..."
Gobbler Wobbler and Kit Teaser Kits- "Materials to construct entertaining toys for kittens."
Gobbler Wobbler- "Its movement appears to be hypnotic to the kittens."
File:Gobbler Wobbler Burnt.pngGobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "Gone with the fire."
Kit Teaser- "I used to have one of those back home."
File:Kit Teaser Burnt.pngKit Teaser (burnt)- "Unfortunately, it's useless now."
Kitcoon Figure- "I should warn the children not to play too close to it."
Catcoon Figure- "The resemblance to the Felis lybica is incredible."
Kitcoon (forest)- "It appears to have developed a form of camouflage."
Kitcoon (savanna)- "The resemblance to a Panthera tigris is incredible."
Kitcoon (marsh)- "This feline has quite an uncanny appearance."
Kitcoon (deciduous)- "Oh dear, you are quite adorable."
Kitcoon (grassy)- "Oh dear, have you been startled?"
Kitcoon (rocky)- "Hmm, their body language seems to imply annoyance."
Kitcoon (desert)- "They possess large ears to facilitate hunting small desert critters."
Kitcoon (lunar)- "A feline? From the moon? Quite fascinating..."
Kitcoon (festive)- "Oh dear, the bell truly augments your... cuteness. Ho ho!"
Ticoon- "Quite a wise feline."
Ticoon (abandoned)- "He has left me to procure the kittens alone."
Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "He encountered one of the kittens."
Ticoon (lost trail)- "The kitten was found before we arrived."
Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "I believe we're near."
Ticoon (tracking)- "He is guiding me to a kitten's hiding spot."
Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "He is guiding someone else to a kitten's hiding spot."
Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "There is no clear evidence left to point us towards the kitten."
Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "The kittens are far enough away to hide their smell."

The Forge

Battlemaster Pugna- "He has a chip on his shoulder, though I couldn't say why."
Pit Pig- "They appear to be used as fodder."
Crocommander- "What a ruffian!"
Snortoise- "Best steer clear of those spikes, dear."
Scorpeon- "A sentient Scorpiones. How odd."
Boarilla- "All brawn and no brain, I'm afraid."
Grand Forge Boarrior- "We best not underestimate that one."
Rhinocebro- "Prone to unnecessary displays of masculinity."
Infernal Swineclops- "That lock must be heavy on its snout."
Ancient Gateway (off)- "It is linked to our Gateway, but inactive on this side."
Ancient Gateway (on)- "Well, this was an unexpected foray."
Ancient Anchor (empty)- "It requires a key."
Ancient Anchor (key)- "All ready for activation."
Forge Portal- "It seems to facilitate local teleportation."
Battle Standard- "That banner is invigorating nearby enemies."
Baby Spider- "What an adorable little arachnid!"
Magma Golem- "It is bound to our service."
Living Staff- "It is thankless work."
Infernal Staff- "Someone experienced with magic ought to wield this. Like myself!"
Petrifying Tome- "A tome of accelerated petrification."
Tome of Beckoning- "A powerful tome of summoning."
Forging Hammer- "That looks much too strenuous."
Pith Pike- "I fear I'll not be much use with that."
Spiral Spear- "Such an ineffectual shape for a polearm."
Riled Lucy- "Quite the unusual axe."
Blacksmith's Edge- "Goodness. I could never lift that!"
Darts- "I haven't the lung capacity for such a thing."
Molten Darts- "I'll leave that to the younger folks."
Hearthsfire Crystals- "I prefer my books."
Reed Tunic- "Light, but not particularly protective."
Feathered Reed Tunic- "The lightweight material grants the wearer better mobility."
Wood Armor- "This ought to prevent grievous harm from befalling the wearer."
Jagged Wood Armor- "I can't say it would be much use to me."
Silken Wood Armor- "A weave of magic replenishes the wearer's will."
Stone Splint Mail- "I'll leave that to one of the younger folks."
Steadfast Stone Armor- "Best for someone on the receiving end of harsh attacks."
Grand Armor- "Safety first."
Barbed Helm- "How brutish."
Nox Helm- "I'll leave that to someone a tad more spry."
Resplendent Nox Helm- "Goodness, I've no desire to wear such a thing."
Feathered Wreath- "A weak enchantment is present on this wreath."
Crystal Tiara- "A focal point for magical energies."
Clairvoyant Crown- "An enviable magic relic, I must say."
Woven Garland- "This strengthens the wearer's restorative magicks."
Flower Headband- "This will amplify the effects of incoming healing magic."
Blossomed Wreath- "Proximity to the blossoms produces a restorative effect for the user."
Started revival- "Hold on a moment, dear."
Finished revival- "Off you go now."
Revived- "Oof! Back on my feet!"
Refusing inappropriate weapon- "That's not my area of expertise."

The Gorge

Mumsy- "Perhaps she would be willing to barter."
Billy- "A sweet bipedal Bovidae adolescent."
Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm and Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "They appear to have been quarantined. How foolish."
Swamp Pig Elder- "Their society has stark social class roles."
Swamp Pig Elder and Pigeon (sleeping)- "It has entered the REM stage of sleep."
Swamp Pig- "What a magnificent subspecies!"
Old Beefalo- "Years past its life expectancy."
Pigeon- "An agreeable member of the Columbidae family."
Pigeon (dead)- "Deceased."
Pebble Crab- "I should like to study its shell more closely."
Berry Bush- "Those berries need time to grow back. Time I don't have."
Fern- "This species of fern is edible."
Mushroom- "A wild cluster of edible mushrooms."
Mushroom (picked)- "I don't think they'll grow back."
Rotten Crop- "The soil in this realm is fetid."
Sapling- "That's not growing back."
Spotty Shrub- "I am not familiar with this species of plant."
Spotty Shrub (picked)- "I don't have time to wait for it to grow back."
Sugarwood Tree- "What unique coloring. I should like to press its leaves in my books!"
Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "I should at least like to study its rings."
Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "Sap collection is under way."
Sugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "No sense letting it sit."
Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "The insecta are drawn to the glucose."
Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "Its internal structure has been damaged, but it can still recover."
Ivy- "Something in the Hedera family."
The Altar of Gnaw- "What is this "Gnaw", I wonder?"
The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "That should tide it over while I prepare our next dish."
Ancient Gateway- "My suspicions were correct. It has more than one destination."
Beast of Hunger (1)- "Decrepit statuary."
Beast of Hunger (2)- "A gruesome gargoyle."
Broken Carriage- "The remnants of a once thriving culture."
Dilapidated Cathedral- "Interesting. It appears they didn't worship Gnaw."
Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "Something must have knocked it down."
Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "It's crumbling."
Dilapidated Clocktower- "The clockwork has siezed as well."
Dilapidated Door- "The door to a public house."
Dilapidated House-
- "What creatures once lived here?"
- "There's nothing left of the inhabitants."
- "What caused this city to crumble?"
Dilapidated Roof- "It has collapsed."