Wendy quotes

This page lists Wendy's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Wendy

Tools

Base Game

• Axe- "An instrument for industry and murder."
• Luxury Axe- "At least I can kill trees with style."
• Shovel- "What terrible secrets might I uncover?"
• Regal Shovel- "At least I can dig with style."
• Pickaxe- "So that I may penetrate the earth itself."
• Opulent Pickaxe- "At least I can smash rocks with style."
• Razor- "This is just for shaving."
• Hammer- "Oh that I may crush the world."
• Pitchfork- "What a devilish tool!"
• Feather Pencil- "M...maybe I'll doodle something... When no one's looking."
• Brush- "Oh, to rid the world of fluff."
• Saddle- "As if it wasn't already burdened by the yoke of life..."
• War Saddle- "Oh, how we bend creatures to our ill intent."
• Glossamer Saddle- "Too much whimsy gives me indigestion."
• Saddlehorn- "I'm only taking back what's mine."
• Salt Lick (normal, burning, and burnt)- "The beasts crave it..."

Shipwrecked

• Machete- "This is a lot of blade."
• Luxury Machete- "What a fancy blade to ruin bamboo with!"

Hamlet

• Shears- "Can it shear my heart?"

Don't Starve Together

• Luxury Axe- "One might as well kill trees with style."
• Shovel- "What terrible secrets might be uncovered with this?"
• Regal Shovel- "One might as well can dig with style."
• Pickaxe- "That the earth itself might be penetrated."
• Opulent Pickaxe- "One might as well smash rocks with style."
• Hammer- "This hammer does not create... it only destroys..."
• Pocket Scale- "What is the weight of my actions?"

Lights

Base Game

• Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I might survive this night."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "A vision of Hell!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "It's a fire."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The gloom encroaches."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Darkness is looming."
• Campfire (out)- "That is not a good sign."
• Fire Pit (out)- "I'd better relight this."
• Torch- "A tiny bulwark against the night."
• Miner Hat- "Hands-free lighting!"
• Pumpkin Lantern- "You're not so scary."
• Lantern- "Light the way darkly."

Reign of Giants

• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "I might survive this night!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "A vision of a frozen-over Hell!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "It's a weird fire."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "The gloom encroaches."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Darkness is looming."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "It's not a good sign."
• Moggles- "So this is what those things see."

Shipwrecked

• Chiminea (all stages)- "This shall protect a fire from the wind's prying fingers."
• Bottle Lantern- "The light of life. Trapped."
• Boat Torch- "How illuminating."
• Boat Lantern- "To see all the vast nothing in the black of night."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A flame to keep the horrors at bay."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "This fire burns with passion!"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "It burns with the anger of its maker."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "It's losing the will to go on."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "Don't give up, little flame!"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "I'd better relight this."
• Tar Lamp- "It takes vileness and makes it light."
• Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Afloat upon its own demise."
• Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "A healthy fire rages within."
• Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "It burns, for now."
• Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "It tenuously clings to this world."
• Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "It will soon be snuffed out."
• Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Its warmth and light were fleeting."

Hamlet

• Cork Candle Hat- "Only Abigail can light up my life."
• Cowl- "Peers into the darkness."

Don't Starve Together

• Fire Pit (upon being built, generic)- "A flame to keep the horrors at bay."
• Fire Pit (high)- "This fire burns with passion!"
• Fire Pit (normal)- "It's a comfort."
• Fire Pit (low)- "It's losing the will to go on."
• Fire Pit (embers)- "Don't give up, little flame!"
• Fire Pit (out)- "This can be rekindled, unlike my heart."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "That is not a good sign."
• Mushlight (off)- "Oh look... A mushroom..."
• Mushlight (on)- "Abigail would have thought this was... pretty..."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "Life goes on."
• Glowcap (off)- "Let's turn it red as my heart's blood..."
• Glowcap (on)- "Such a sickly fungal glow..."
• Glowcap (burnt)- "Nothing good may last."
• Willow's Lighter- "Death in a box..."

Survival

Base Game

• Backpack- "A pack. Now I can carry even more burden."
• Piggyback- "They are more useful in death."
• Bird Trap- "Sticks and silk turned lethal."
• Bug Net- "A prison for tiny insects."
• Fishing Rod- "With this, I can yank the fishies out of their precious safe pond."
• Straw Roll- "Sleep is but a temporary death."
• Fur Roll- "I will wrap myself in the fuzzy skins of the fallen."
• Tent- "Sleep is but a preview of death."
• Trap- "Simple grass has become deadly."
• Honey Poultice- "I'll only end up hurt again."
• Healing Salve- "Life brings pain, pain brings life."
• Umbrella- "The clouds weep."
• Compass-
  • N- "North."
  • S- "North. No wait, South."
  • E- "East."
  • W- "West."
  • NE- "Northeast."
  • SE- "Southeast."
  • NW- "Northwest."
  • SW- "Southwest."
• Compass (generic)- "I am directionless."
• Bundling Wrap- "Abigail always helped me tie the bow."
• Bundled Supplies- "I don't even remember what's within anymore..."

Reign of Giants

• Insulated Pack- "It won't insulate me from the horrors of this world."
• Luxury Fan- "That'll make quite a draft."
• Siesta Lean-to- "A siesta is but a preview of death."
• Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep and in cave)- "I'd really rather be in a tent."
• Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "I couldn't possibly nap. Death is nigh."
• Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "My stomach is as empty as my heart, I can't nap now."
• Tent (overheating)- "The sun upsets me. I couldn't possibly sleep"
• Tent and Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "A preview of the fires of Hell."
• Thermal Stone- "There it sits, just taking up space."
• Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Frozen like my heart."
• Thermal Stone (cold)- "Just a moderately cold lump of rock."
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "As lukewarm and lifeless as every other rock."
• Thermal Stone (hot)- "Those that burn brightest, burn fastest."
• Pretty Parasol- "The sun beats down."

Shipwrecked

• Thatch Pack- "I was always destined to bear a heavy load."
• Booty Bag- "This should help me carry more junk."
• Sea Sack- "It slows the rot and decay of death."
• Tropical Fan- "That'll make quite a draft."
• Silly Monkey Ball- "It makes me feel less alone. Plus I can throw it."
• Tropical Parasol- "The sun beats down."
• Anti Venom- "A potion to stave off the sickness."
• Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "A welcome respite."

Hamlet

• Bug B'Gone- "For murdering bugs."
• Bird Whistle- "Do you enjoy the wistful sound of bird song, Abigail?"

Don't Starve Together

• Backpack- "A spacious sack to increase one's burden."
• Fishing Rod- "With this the fishies will be ripped from the safety of their precious pond."
• Fur Roll- "For veiling oneself in the fuzzy skins of the fallen."
• Honey Poultice- "There's no salve for the pain of existence."
• Insulated Pack- "Nothing can insulate us from the horrors of this world."
• Telltale Heart- "Choices matter."
• Booster Shot- "We were not meant to cheat death."
• Waterballoon- "At any moment it could pop and spill its guts."
• Whirly Fan- "When I am still, it is as lifeless as Abigail."
• Flare- "Why? No one will come."
• Bernie (held and inactive)- "He's had a rough life."
• Bernie (active)- "He dances to forget the pain."
• BERNIE!- "Wow... What a big stuffy."
• Bernie (broken)- "He has passed."
• Chef Pouch- "To fend off the ravages of decay... for my food at least."

Food

Base Game

• Crock Pot (empty)- "Empty as my soul."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Whatever is in there isn't dead yet."
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It needs to boil."
• Crock Pot (finished)- "Finally, food."
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
• Bee Box- "They shall labor so I can steal."
• Bee Box (no honey)- "Work, bees!"
• Bee Box (some honey)- "Toil on."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "Their toils have been fruitful!"
• Farm- "What seeds shall I sow?"
• Farm (growing)- "Take your time, I'll wait."
• Farm (finished)- "It's ready for the harvest."
• Farm (needs fertilizer)- "This earth is cold and dead."
• Ice Box- "It is as cold as my heart."
• Drying Rack- "I can hang meat here."
• Drying Rack (drying)- "It sways in the drying wind."
• Drying Rack (finished)- "The drying is over."

Reign of Giants

• Crock Pot (burnt)- "Burnt to a crisp."
• Bee Box (burnt)- "Burnt honey."
• Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "This earth is burnt and dead."
• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "The rain is keeping it from drying."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "It's done drying forever."
• Bucket-o-poop- "A bucket of grime."

Shipwrecked

• Mussel Stick- "The mussels cling to this stick. Fools."
• Mussel Bed- "They yearn for the deep."
• Fish Farm (empty)- "Life can't come from nothing... I need something..."
• Fish Farm (growing)- "Life needs time to blossom."
• Fish Farm (one fish)- "Look, Abby. We have a visitor."
• Fish Farm (two fish)- "Abby... There's more now..."
• Fish Farm (three fish)- "Do they know I'm watching?"
• Fish Farm (four fish)- "They shall never taste freedom."

Hamlet

• Sprinkler- "It cannot water my parched soul."

Don't Starve Together

• Bee Box- "Their stolen labor tastes so sweet."
• Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "Leafy tendrils coil out of the muck."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "It's done drying. Forever."
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "Emptiness. The natural state of all things."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "The beginnings of life..."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "It thrives... against all odds..."
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Completely teeming with life..."
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Nothing escapes the pull of decay."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "It is no more."
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "A frigid cold bites at its heart."
• Portable Crock Pot- "For when the hunger gnaws at my tiny stomach..."
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Another menial task has been completed."
• Portable Grinding Mill- "Inflicts chaos and turmoil on food."
• Portable Seasoning Station- "If only it could spice up my life."
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "Finished."

Science

Base Game

• Science Machine and Alchemy Engine- "I will learn unspeakable things."
• Thermal Measurer- "Why do I feel that it is measuring my mortality?"
• Rainometer- "It measures cloudiness. I like it when it's dreary."
• Lightning Rod- "Focuses the destruction."
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "Even this power will run out."
• Gunpowder- "It is a dark path I tread."

Reign of Giants

• Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "It's unspeakably burnt to the ground."
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Does that mean my day to die is here?"
• Rainometer (burnt)- "Does that mean sunshine is dead, too?"
• Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Quiet as a corpse."
• Ice Flingomatic (on)- "I don't know why you bother. We're all going to burn."
• Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It's running on fumes."
• Electrical Doodad- "Electrical doo-what?"

Shipwrecked

• Sea Lab- "Do I dare plumb the sea's dark knowledge?"
• Ice Maker 3000- "My heart makes ice too."
• Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "It's in great shape."
• Ice Maker 3000 (medium)- "It's feeling okay."
• Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "It seems a little depressed."
• Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "It's running on fumes."
• Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It gave up."
• Quacken Drill- "Corruption spills forth from the depths."

Hamlet

• Smelter- "It blazes with more passion than I know."
• Oscillating Fan- "Alas the relief it brings is only temporary."

Don't Starve Together

• Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "It is unspeakably burnt."
• Thermal Measurer- "Why do I feel that it is measuring our mortality?"
• Gunpowder- "It is a dark path we tread."
• Cartographer's Desk- "Maps are best with monsters drawn on the borders."
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Well, old maps always do look burnt at the edges..."
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "No more mapmaking, then."
• Potter's Wheel- "That looks... f-fun..."
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "...I can't be disapointed... If I expect nothing..."
• Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "I think that's... wrong..."
• Potter's Wheel (Marble or Cut Stone placed)- "Abigail... You be death, I'll be the Sculptor..."
• Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "There's no room..."
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Cleft from the stone."
• Potter's Wheel (sketch already known)- "Oh... my information's useless..."
• Think Tank- "Thinking on the waves makes me nauseous."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "Another entry in a long line of unfortunate occurrences."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "I've never much cared for metaphor."

Fight

Base Game

• Spear- "I have become the destroyer of worlds."
• Ham Bat- "Death begets death."
• Boomerang- "Death returns to the sender."
• Boomerang (hit self)- "OW! That was karma."
• Blow Dart- "I blow in this end and pain comes out the other end."
• Sleep Dart- "Not even the big sleep, just a temporary one."
• Fire Dart- "Shall I burn down the world?"
• Football Helmet- "A dead thing for me to wear. Goody."
• Grass Suit- "I prolong the inevitable."
• Log Suit- "I might hold off the inevitable a bit longer with this."
• Marble Suit- "Stops the daggers that stab at mine heart."
• Bee Mine- "They're still alive in there. Poor things."
• Tooth Trap- "A devious surprise from underground."
• Death (mob)- "It deserved it."

Reign of Giants

• Scalemail- "I'd like to wear it inside-out."
• Morning Star- "Danger in the dark."
• Weather Pain- "Some weather out there."

Shipwrecked

• Poison Spear- "One jab and they'll be retching."
• Poison Dart- "Send ill will with a whisper."
• Coconade- "I hold someone's explosive death in my hands."
• Coconade (lit)- "Fire in the hole!"
• Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "Why throw a spear when you can shoot it?"
• Cutlass Supreme- "With this corpse sword I shall make another."
• Horned Helmet- "Dashing."
• Seashell Suit- "Armor made of the homes of dead goo."
• Limestone Suit- "Heavy..."
• Cactus Armor- "It makes me as prickly outside as I am inside!"

Hamlet

• Halberd- "A terrible weapon for a terrible world."
• Cork Bat- "Another instrument of death."
• Weevole Mantle- "Something died so that this armor may exist."
• Mant Mask- "The mind that dwelt within is long gone."
• Mant Suit- "As hollow as my heart."
• Fancy Helmet- "It'll protect my head but not my heart."
• Tin Suit- "Like a metal coffin that keeps me alive."
• Blunderbuss- "An instrument of death."

Don't Starve Together

• Spear- "They who wield it shall become the destroyer of worlds."
• Blow Dart- "Blow in one end, pain comes out the other."
• Fire Dart- "Shall we set the world on fire?"
• Grass Suit- "To prolong the inevitable."
• Log Suit- "To hold off the inevitable a bit longer."
• Marble Suit- "Could stop the daggers that stab at mine heart."
• Battle Spear- "It seems a tad dramatic."
• Battle Helm- "I've never seen her take it off before..."
• Electric Dart- "Airborne lightning and death."
• Tail o' Three Cats- "It only provides the illusion of control."
• Napsack- "Sickly spores bring such sweet slumber."
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "I'm protected, but at what cost to my dignity."

Structures

Base Game

• Birdcage- "Some of us can see our cages."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "He is happier now."
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Is he dead? No. Just sleeping."
• Pig House- "At least they are comfortable."
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I hope he is enjoying himself."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Now I'm all alone."
• Rabbit Hutch- "It is not as edible as it looks."
• Hay Wall (held)- "Their defensive value is questionable."
• Hay Wall- "That is the mere suggestion of defense."
• Wood Wall (held)- "Bundled logs."
• Wood Wall- "Now I can delay the inevitable."
• Stone Wall (held)- "These won't protect from the demons within."
• Stone Wall- "What will protect me from what's inside?"
• Chest- "For which to contain my lucre."
• Sign- "A mark is made, however transient."
• Potted Fern- "Its growth is stunted by the limits of the pot."
• Mini Sign (held)- "We must stick it in the cold, hard ground..."
• Mini Sign (empty)- "It is bare..."
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Such a striking likeness..."
• Wood Fence (held)- "We could use it to build a fence."
• Wood Fence- "Sort of like an emotional barrier. But wood."
• Wood Gate (held)- "We could use it to build a gate."
• Wood Gate- "Will it keep others in, or out?"

Reign of Giants

• Pig House (burnt)- "Nothing lasts forever."
• Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "It didn't cook well."
• Hay Wall (burnt)- "Defenses down."
• Wood Wall (burnt)- "The inevitable is coming."
• Chest (burnt)- "It couldn't even hold ashes."
• Scaled Chest- "Boom box."
• Sign (burnt)- "Transient, indeed."

Shipwrecked

• Sand Castle- "Its beauty will undoubtedly succumb to the tide."
• Sand Castle (sand)- "If only molding the sands of time were so easy."
• Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Hopefully they won't invite me in."
• Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Looks filthy."
• Limestone Wall (held)- "A wall made of living coral... well, no longer."
• Limestone Wall- "A wall of dead things to hold back life."
• Dragoon Den- "Cruel hearts dwell within."
• Sandbag (held)- "A bag of dirt I can carry."
• Sandbag- "They hold back ruin. For a time..."
• Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Curiouser and curiouser."
• Seaworthy (SW world)- "Like my beloved sister, I can never return."
• Buoy- "Float on, little friend."
• Sea Chest- "Treasures suspended over the bottomless abyss."
• Ballphin Palace- "A wretched den of joviality."
• Sea Wall (held)- "It would be more useful if I placed it."
• Sea Wall- "Slimy on top."

Hamlet

• Cork Barrel- "Can I fill it with my soul?"
• Cork Barrel (burnt)- "

Don't Starve Together

• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Dead? No. Just sleeping."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Always on the outside, looking in."
• Wood Wall- "It will only delay the inevitable."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "Must be hungry."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "The emptiness is consuming him."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "Bereft of life, it rests in peace."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "That... is an ex-bird."
• Sign (empty)- "Its blank face shall soon offer a secret."
• Directional Sign (empty)- "Its blank face shall soon bear a secret."
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "Transient, indeed."
• End Table (empty)- "The shadow equivalent of taxidermy. I like it."
• End Table (flowers)- "We pulled the flowers from their homes for our own amusement."
• End Table (new light source)- "It's illuminating... for now."
• End Table (old light source)- "It, too, will die."
• End Table (wilted)- "I think it's lovelier this way..."
• End Table (burnt)- "Nothing lasts forever."
• Friendly Scarecrow- "Who would want to scare crows away?"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Antagonizing crows is always bad luck."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Now the crows will be at peace."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "This gift from above should not go to waste."
• Moon Rock Wall- "The moon... she whispers promises of protection to me."
• Scaled Furnace- "No need to lean in and check if it's hot. I can feel it from here."
• Wardrobe- "It reminds me of a story I used to read with Abigail."
• Wardrobe (burning)- "Soon it will be nothing but ashes."
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "Now it doesn't remind me of anything."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "What's the point."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "I guess I won't be changing again anytime soon."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, in use)- "I'd like to use that after you. If you don't mind, I mean."
• Potted Succulent- "This gilded cage is ceramic."
• DIY Royalty Kit- "'The Frogs Who Desired a King'...
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "Their kingdom vanishes as swiftly as it appeared."
• Royal Tapestry- "I don't know why you bother."
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "All that work, for nothing."

Refine

Base Game

• Rope- "That would be the easy way out of this place."
• Boards- "Even scarier for the trees."
• Cut Stone- "The better to mark graves with."
• Papyrus- "For documenting my pain."
• Purple Gem- "Purple like a... purple thing."
• Nightmare Fuel- "With the sleep of dreams comes this stuff."
• Beeswax- "It's useless on its own, just like me."
• Wax Paper- "It feels so... nostalgic."

Shipwrecked

• Cloth- "I wonder if the bamboo finds this new form agreeable?"
• Limestone- "When coral dies it hardens to stone."
• Empty Bottle- "Empty. Like my soul."
• Coral Nubbin- "Bare and completely devoid of life."

Hamlet

• Claw Palm Sapling- "It'll never get better than this."

Don't Starve Together

• Cratered Moonrock- "It's useless and missing a piece, much like me."
• Marble Bean- "Cold... but not lifeless..."
• Feathery Canvas- "My fingers ache from sewing in all those feathers."

Magic

Base Game

• Meat Effigy- "I'm just putting off the inevitable."
• Prestihatitator- "This is but a step from madness."
• Shadow Manipulator- "I have learnt unspeakable things."
• Pan Flute- "Music is the window to my empty soul."
• Night Light- "Eerie and yet beautiful."
• Night Armor- "A perfectly safe way to go insane."
• Dark Sword- "Dreams come to a point. A sharp one."
• One-man Band- "I used to take such joy in instruments like these."
• Bat Bat- "An enchanted weapon. How exciting!"
• Belt of Hunger- "A clinging, dreary, living suit."
• Chilled Amulet- "A familiar chilling embrace."
• Nightmare Amulet- "It's oozing."
• Life Giving Amulet- "I wonder who used to own this."
• Fire Staff- "I could set the world on fire!"
• Ice Staff- "A staff to freeze."
• Telelocator Staff- "I could escape if it were more powerful."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "Energy flows through it."
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "The focus is so lifeless."
• Telolocator Socket (full)- "The gem has focused it."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It looks so empty."

Reign of Giants

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "I'm glad that fail-safe is gone."
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Madness brings fire."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "It's unspeakably burnt to the ground."
• Old Bell- "Ring in the dead."

Shipwrecked

• Piratihatitator- "I don't know what this is."
• Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Whatever it was, it's burnt now."
• Dripple Pipes- "That I might play a tune to soothe my troubled heart."

Hamlet

• Hogus Porkusator- "More forgotten knowlege."
• Hogus Porkusator (burnt)- "
• Pugalisk Wand- "It penetrates into the soul."
• Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Another world, another hardship."
• Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Shall I leave this mortal coil?"
• Living Artifact- "A death machine has been given life."
• Root Trunk- "Saves my possessions. But it can't save my heart."
• Vortex Cloak- "The depths of its darkness is unending."

Don't Starve Together

• Meat Effigy- "It's just putting off the inevitable."
• Fire Staff- "The world will burn before this staff."
• Telelocator Staff- "We could escape if it were more powerful."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "It is unspeakably burnt."
• Ocuvigil- "Grant us the power of sight..."
• Moon Dial (generic)- "Does it reflect from the other side too, Abigail?"
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "A new moon looms above us."
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon waxes before us."
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "A full moon looms overhead. Watchful."
• Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon is on the wane."
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "Caves. The moon's one weakness."
• The Lazy Deserter- "For when I don't want to be alone..."
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "The way is clear."
• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "A small wooden reminder of Woodie's cursed existence."
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "That is deeply disturbing."
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "I don't want to play with that."

Dress

Base Game

• Sewing Kit- "Another implement for putting off inevitable decay."
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Their bitter end protects me from the bitter cold."
• Straw Hat, Beefalo Hat, and Top Hat- "I shall cover my head."
• Beekeeper Hat- "This will protect me from those happy buzzing sounds. Oh, and the stings."
• Feather Hat- "Ca-caw!"
• Winter Hat- "It helps stave off the encroaching cold."
• Dapper Vest- "I can wear pieces of dead things made into a vest!"
• Breezy Vest- "Skin to wear on my skin."
• Puffy Vest- "It may warm my body, but what of my spirit?"
• Bush Hat- "I'm already practically invisible..."
• Garland- "But I am in mourning..."
• Walking Cane- "I can get nowhere faster."

Reign of Giants

• Cat Cap- "Nothing like the stench of death on my head."
• Fashion Melon- "It's sticky on my head. Yuck."
• Ice Cube- "Keep a cool head."
• Rain Coat- "I liked jumping in puddles with Abigail."
• Rain Hat- "What fun is rain if you're not getting wet?"
• Summer Frest- "Everything's a vest."
• Floral Shirt- "They'll put flowers on anything these days."
• Eyebrella- "That's one stretchy eye."
• Hibearnation Vest- "Death surrounds me. Well, my torso anyhow."

Shipwrecked

• Brain of Thought- "Does this make my brain look big?"
• Snakeskin Hat- "A hat made of trophies taken from the dead!"
• Snakeskin Jacket- "A jacket of dead flesh. Fashionable."
• Blubber Suit- "Disturbing, but cozy."
• Windbreaker- "The wind's tendrils cannot hold me!"
• Tar Suit- "To make my outside match my inside."
• Particulate Purifier- "This hat prevents breathing in death."
• Sleek Hat- "I cut through the air!"
• Shark Tooth Crown- "Chic, yet fearsome."
• Dumbrella- "This seems excessive."

Hamlet

• Gas Mask- "It keeps out the gas, but not the despair."
• Pith Hat- "As hard as my existence."
• Thunderhat- "Pretty."

Don't Starve Together

• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Their bitter end offers protection from the bitter cold."
• Straw Hat- "When the sun beats mercilessly, life finds a way. Ugh."
• Beefalo Hat- "To cover one's head."
• Top Hat- "A piece of finery to help forget the inescapable wild."
• Dapper Vest- "Pieces of dead things, made into a vest!"
• Breezy Vest- "Skin to wear over your skin."
• Puffy Vest- "It may warm the body, but what of my spirit?"
• Walking Cane- "To explore to the ends of this wretched world."
• Cat Cap- "Nothing like the stench of death on your head."
• Fashion Melon- "It makes the wearer's head sticky. Yuck."
• Hibearnation Vest- "Death surrounds us. Well, our torsos anyhow."
• Fashion Goggles- "They're just for show."
• Desert Goggles- "Now no one can tell when I'm crying."
• Funcap- "If I'm lucky, it'll be poisonous."
• Seawreath- "The strands are so slippery, it's barely holding together."
• Clever Disguise- "We all hide behind our own masks..."

Ancient

Base Game

• Thulecite- "Its presence marks the edge of the unknown."
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "Are the very stones haunted?"
• Thulecite Wall- "These didn't protect the ancients did they!"
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "I know not what lurks in the shadow."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "I can feel the prying eyes."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "They approach."
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "They're all around me!"
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "I think they're leaving."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "It's almost over."
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I am alone."
• The Lazy Forager- "Temporary release from drudgery."
• Magiluminescence- "A brief light in my dark life."
• Construction Amulet- "A flash of brilliance!"
• The Lazy Explorer- "Each time I use it I die and am reborn."
• Star Caller's Staff- "The stick is as twisted as my soul."
• Deconstruction Staff- "I can see the power sparkle deep within."
• Pick/Axe- "An item with multiple uses."
• Thulecite Crown- "Abigail would've loved this crown."
• Thulecite Suit- "A reprieve from death."
• Thulecite Club- "I hold the power of the ancients in my hands."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "I think I need to place it."
• Houndius Shootius- "I do not know why it helps me."

Don't Starve Together

• Thulecite Wall- "These didn't protect the ancients, now did they!"
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "They're all around!"
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "The presence has departed."
• Magiluminescence- "A brief light in a dark life."
• The Lazy Explorer- "With each use the wielder dies and is reborn."
• Deconstruction Staff- "I can see the power sparkling deep within."
• Thulecite Club- "It possesses the power of the ancients."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "I think it needs to be placed."

Nautical

Shipwrecked

• Log Raft- "This looks heavy, slow and dangerous."
• Raft- "Maybe if I ride this upon the waves I shall be joined with my sister."
• Row Boat- "I wonder how many leagues this can convey me?"
• Cargo Boat- "This transports more junk... to nowhere."
• Armored Boat- "A boat that can take a bite or two."
• Encrusted Boat- "A vessel of aquatic death."
• The 'Sea Legs'- "A seaworthy vessel if ever there was one!"
• Boat Repair Kit- "I guess this could save a boat from destruction. And me with it."
• Thatch Sail- "Harness the wind and fly to... nowhere."
• Cloth Sail- "With sail in hand I shall beat a hasty escape. But to where?"
• Snakeskin Sail- "Gross, but efficient."
• Feather Lite Sail- "Those dumb birds sure make a speedy sail."
• Iron Wind- "If I'm lucky I'll sail off the edge of the earth."
• Boat Cannon- "It brings low death to the high seas!"
• Quackering Ram- "I can be assertive, when need be."
• Sea Trap (held and placed)- "Come, creatures of the sea! Enjoy a lovely snack!"
• Sea Yard (off)- "Decay will surely come for my ships now."
• Sea Yard (on)- "It wards off the inevitable decay."
• Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "It is close to giving up, just like me."
• Tar Extractor (off)- "It's off..."
• Tar Extractor (on)- "It is pulling sludge from the depths."
• Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "It won't last much longer. Me neither."
• Trawl Net- "A way to wrest items from the sea's grip."
• Trawl Net (detached)- "What creatures will this wrest from the ocean?"
• Trawl Net (sinking)- "It's started its journey into the depths."
• Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Its journey is almost at an end."
• Spyglass- "I can spy to the horizon and see more... nothing."
• Super Spyglass- "I can see so much more useless nothing."
• Captain Hat- "No living soul commands the sea..."
• Pirate Hat- "That hat of a cutthroat killer. I like it."
• Lucky Hat- "Haughty seadog couture."
• Life Jacket- "I'd prefer a dry grave, thank you."

Hamlet

• Cork Bowl Canoe- "I only hope when it sinks, the end will be quick."

Volcanic

Shipwrecked

• Obsidian Machete- "A blade that bites and burns."
• Obsidian Axe- "Cuts and burns."
• Obsidian Spear- "Jabbing with fire."
• Obsidian Armor- "Is it wise to don a suit of fire stone?"
• Obsidian Coconade- "The tree's children will raze the world."
• Howling Conch- "A terrifying force of nature contained within a delicate shell."
• Sail Stick- "It's... a stick."
• Volcano Staff- "The fiery breath of the volcano is mine to command!"

​Treasure Hunting

Hamlet

• Disarming Tools- "I can outsmart the death traps!"
• Ball Pein Hammer- "For delicate smashing."
• Gold Pan- "Offers too much hope."
• Magnifying Glass- "For a closer look at life's horrors."

​City Planning

Hamlet

• Lamp Post (off)- "A place to hold light."
• Lamp Post (on)- "It cannot ward off the darkness forever."
• Town House- "Shelter won't save you from death."
• Town House (burning)- "Destruction wins again."
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "Food for my belly, but not my soul."
• The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "That was inevitable."
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "Contains things to sustain this empty life."
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Meeting its inevitable demise."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "It brings me no comfort."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "(sigh) Of course."
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Could these goods fill the emptiness within me?"
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Nothing lasts forever."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "Plants wither and die too."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "It is consumed by the flame."
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "I myself am an oddity."
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "It was bound to happen."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Can any of this magic bring back Abigail?"
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "Alas, it was inevitable."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Agents of death."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "Live by the sword, die by the flame."
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "Hats cannot cure my melancholy."
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "I'm not surprised."
• Swinesbury Academy- "A monument to things long dead."
• Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "Everything burns."
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "A fruitless attempt to make change in this world."
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Inevitable."
• The Tinkerer's Tower- "Everything I build will be destroyed one day."
• The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "Inevitable."
• Swinesbury City Hall- "Power corrupts."
• Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "Civil disobedience."
• 32pxMy City Hall- "Power has corrupted me."
• 32pxMy City Hall (burning)- "Of course."
• Security Contract- "I can now hire protection, but why bother."
• Slanty Shanty- "All life is transitory."
• Slanty Shanty (owned)- "Why bother with a permanent home?"
• Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "All things must come to an end."
• Watch Tower- "I bet one could see impending doom from there."
• Watch Tower (burning)- "Life is hopeless."

​Renovate

Hamlet

• House Expansion Permit- "Now I can build a mourning room."
• Demolition Permit- "Why bother building in the first place?"

Flooring

• Wood Flooring and Wood Panel Flooring- "Hard wood for a hard life."
• Marble Flooring, Checkered Flooring, Slate Flooring, Sheet Metal Flooring, Garden Stone Flooring, Geometric Tiles Flooring, Herringbone Flooring, Hexagon Flooring, Curvy Hoof Flooring, and Octagon Flooring- "Ornamentation is pointless."
• Shag Carpet- "Soft floor is pointless."
• Transitional Flooring- "What's the point of finishing this."

Shelves

• Carved Bookshelf, Basic Bookshelf, Marble Shelf, Windowed Cabinet, Hutch Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, Wall Mounted Shelf, A-Frame Shelf, Pipe Shelf, and Hat Tree- "Pointless."
• Cinderblock Bookshelf, Ladder Shelf, Industrial Shelf, Crates Shelf, and Pallet Shelf- "Pointless and ugly."
• Glass Shelf- "Pointless and fragile."
• Fridge- "Pointless and confusing."
• Floating Shelf- "Pointless and slanted."

Plantholders

• Basic Plantholder, WIP Plantholder, Fancy Plantholder, Bonsai Plantholder, Dishgarden Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Orchid Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, Xerographica Plantholder, Birdcage Plantholder, Palm Plantholder, ZZ Plantholder, Fernstand Plantholder, Fern Plantholder, Terrarium Plantholder, Plantpet Plantholder, Traps Plantholder, Pitcher Plantholder, and Marble Plantholder- "Ornamentation is pointless."
• "Character" Tree- "(sigh) I know how you feel."
• Festive Tree- "A reminder of how much joy I don't feel."

Columns

• Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, Round Column, and Lit Marble Column- "Stability is an illusion."

Wall Papers

• Wood Paneling- "Another wall in my life."
• Checkered Wall Paper, Floral Wall Paper, Sunflower Wall Paper, Harlequin Wall Paper, Peagawk Wall Paper, Rope Wall Panneling, Circle Wall Tiling, Marble Wall Tiling, Fine Wall Tiling, Full Wall Moulding, and Upholstered Wall- "Ornamentation is pointless."
• Orange Wall Paper and Purple Wall Paper- "Boring. Like life without Abigail."

Ceiling Lights

• Wired Bulb, Metal Shade Lamp, Chandalier, Rope Light, Dual Rope Light, Blown Glass Bulb, Cherry Lamp Shade, Hanging Blooming Lamp, and Hanging Floral Lamp- "A futile attempt to battle the darkness."
• Tophat Light and Derby Light- "A futile attempt to dress up."

Wall Decorations

• Photo- "He'll die soon too."
• Full Length Mirror- "It reflects the darkness in my heart."
• Embroidery Hoop- "Sentiment is pointless."
• Mosaic- "No amount of decoration will brighten my life."
• Wreath- "Decoration is pointless."
• Axe- "Could it cleave my heart in two?"
• Hunt- "Instruments of death."
• Periodic Table- "Information is pointless."
• Gears Art- "It doesn't work."
• Cape- "Dramatic apparel is pointless."
• No Smoking- "Smoking hastens death."
• Black Cat- "Black, like my heart."
• Tasteful Fish Mounting- "A celebration of death."
• Beefalo Mounting- "A death souvenir."

Chairs

• Classic Chair, Corner Chair, Bench, Horned Chair, Lounge Chair, Stuffed Chair, Rocking Chair, and Fancy Chaise- "A place to sit and contemplate my demise."
• Footrest and Ottoman Chair- "A place for weary bones."
• Massager Chair- "Perfect."

House Upgrades

• Cottage Kit- "Materials for a delusion."
• Tudor Home Kit- "Ingredients for an empty life."
• Gothic Home Kit- "A house to remind me of death."
• Brick Home Kit- "Heavy, like my heart."
• Turreted Home Kit- "Why bother?"
• Villa Kit- "My home is with Abigail."
• Manor Kit- "An exercise in futility."

Doors

• Hardwood Door, Stone Archway, Forest Door, Wrought Iron Door, Curtained Door, Industrial Door, Round Doorway, and Gothic Door- "Only leads to disappointment."

Windows

• Peaked Curtain Window, Round Burlap Window, Peaked Window, Square Window, Tall Window, Large Square Curtain Window, and Tall Curtain Window- "A reminder of the outside."
• Greenhouse Wall- "I prefer the dark and windowless depths of my soul."

Rugs

• Eye Rug- "Does nothing to reassure me."
• Square Throw Rug, Oval Rug, Large Rug, Hedgehog Rug, Hoofprint Rug, Octagon Rug, Swirl Rug, Rubbermat Rug, Braid Rug, and Soccer Rug- "Ornamentation is pointless."
• Fur Throw Rug, Porcupus Rug, Catcoon Rug, and Crime Rug- "Death becomes decoration."
• Web Rug, Wormhole Rug, and Nailbed Rug- "Does nothing to reassure me."
• Metal Rug- "Hard. Like life."
• Beard Rug- "Ew."

Lamps

• Fringe Lamp, Downbridge Lamp, Dual Embroidered Lamp, Ceramic Lamp, Glass Lamp, Dual Fringes Lamp, Candelabra Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, Crystals Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Dual Upturn Lamp, Spool Lamp, Edison Lamp, Adjustable Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "A futile attempt to battle the darkness."
• Stainglass Lamp- "Fragile. Like life."

Tables

• Round Table, Hard Wood Desk, DIY Table, and College Table- "Ornamentation is pointless."
• Crate Table- "Can I put my worries in there?"
• Chess Table- "Games are pointless."

​Cartography

Don't Starve Together

• Map Scroll (empty)- "Blank as Abigail now."

​Celestial

Don't Starve Together

• Moon Rock Idol- "A lifeless sacrifice."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "Shall I even bother building this?"
• Moon Glass Axe- "Death is so anticlimactic for trees."
• Glass Cutter- "It visits death upon all who face it."
• Bath Bomb- "To mask the smell of sorrow and death."

Critters

Don't Starve Together

• Kittykit- "Cursed with nine lives. Poor thing."
• Vargling- "Blissfully unaware of mortal troubles..."
• Ewelet- "The softest creature in the hardest world."
• Broodling- "My, what big eyes you have."
• Glomglom- "Its snuggles almost make me forget."
• Giblet- "It's so happy."
• Mothling- "Your beauty will fade too, you know."

​Fishing

Don't Starve Together

• All Floats- "It floats happily until something drags it under."

Sculpt

Don't Starve Together

• Carved Hornucopia- "A cold mockery."
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "A bubble, frozen in time, can never pop."
• Pawn Figure- "We are all but pawns in this game called "life"."
• Rook Figure- "A mere minion to something greater."
• Knight Figure- "Oh, if I could ride away into the night."
• Bishop Figure- "A piece, constrained to the board."
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "They're here."
• Queenly Figure- "She holds the true power, here."
• Kingly Figure- "Alas, the king is but a figurehead, at best."
• Deerclops Figure- "What a terrible beast."
• Bearger Figure- "Ashes to ashes, bust to bust. Oh."
• Moose/Goose Figure- "Such expression in her eyes."
• Dragonfly Figure- "She now lies, cold as stone."
• Moon Moth Figure- "But a simulacrum of life. Sigh."
• Anchor Figure- "Why did we sculpt an anchor."
• "Moon" Figure- "I'd prefer to look at this over the real thing."
• Malbatross Figure- "No more will she soar over the gloomy shoals."
• Crab King Figure- "We put him out of his misery."
• Toadstool Figure- "A monument to fungal decay."
• Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "Dark and cold, like my soul."
• Klaus Figure- "No more life in this festive spirit."
• Bee Queen Figure- "She once had a sweet life."
• Antlion Figure- "Still and lifeless."

​Seafaring

Don't Starve Together

• Boat Kit- "It's for making a boat."
• Oar- "I'd prefer to be stranded at sea."
• Driftwood Oar- "Just when it thought it had escaped the ocean..."
• Boat Patch- "To mend what the cruel seas have crushed."
• Anchor Kit- "It's for a burdensome boat anchor."
• Mast- "It's for making a mast."
• Winged Sail- "
• Steering Wheel Kit- "It would make a steering wheel..."

​Books

Shipwrecked

• Joy of Volcanology- "Reading is a dangerous thing."

Don't Starve Together

• Birds of the World- "Will it teach me how to fly away from here?"
• Applied Horticulture- "Imagine, a rolling field of red flowers..."
• Sleepytime Stories- "Does it impart an eternal slumber?"
• The End is Nigh!- "The tome to end it all..."
• On Tentacles- "Does this world need more beasts?"

​Engineering

Don't Starve Together

• Trusty Tape- "It doesn't mend the hole... merely masks it."
• Winona's Catapult- "It visits death upon intruders."
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "It's dead..."
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "Oh no..."
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "It all crumbles to ash, in the end."
• Winona's Spotlight- "But what if I liked the dark?"
• Winona's Generator- "It's a kind of electrical box."
• Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "It's not long for this world."
• Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "What did Winona put in it again? Oh..."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "This one looks odd."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "It's slowly dying."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "I think it wants... gems..."

​Green Thumb

Don't Starve Together

• Bramble Husk- "So my outside matches my inside."
• Bramble Trap- "To prick and ensnare."
• Compost Wrap- "It's poop. Sigh."

​Seasonings

Don't Starve Together

• Garlic Powder- "It's smell is good for keeping people at a distance." [sic]
• Honey Crystals- "Not as sweet as Abigail."
• Chili Flakes- "Full of more vitality than I'm used to."
• Seasoning Salt- "For rubbing into wounds."

​Events (only)

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "It's for putting nice things in..."
• Candy Apple- "Oh... it's... g-good."
• Candy Corn- "The most delicious lie."
• Catcoon Candy- "Nine lives are not enough to save you from my hungry maw..."
• Choco Pigs- "You have to bite their heads off first... heehee..."
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "This is... fun..."
• Gummy Spider- "Don't worry, Webber, it's just candy."
• Jelly Worm- "As perplexing as it is delicious."
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "Sigh. At least it's honest."
• Raisins- "Life is a swirling abyss of suffering and disappointment."
• "Raisins"- "Lumps of bitter sorrow."
• Candy Lice- "Today I eat them. One day, they'll eat me."
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "A candy as hard as my heart."
• Lava Pepper- "What is this eternal burning?!"
• Broken Stake- "Drive it through my heart and be done."
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "When I gaze into the ball I see... nothing. Apropos."
• Empty Elixir- "Neither half empty, nor half full."
• Faux Fangs- "Now Webber and I can match."
• Monkey Paw- "Perhaps a curse could end our suffering."
• Spider Ring- "It's very fetching."