Wendy quotes

This page lists Wendy's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Wendy

Tools

Base Game

• Axe- "An instrument for industry and murder."
• Luxury Axe- "At least I can kill trees with style."
• Shovel- "What terrible secrets might I uncover?"
• Regal Shovel- "At least I can dig with style."
• Pickaxe- "So that I may penetrate the earth itself."
• Opulent Pickaxe- "At least I can smash rocks with style."
• Razor- "This is just for shaving."
• Hammer- "Oh that I may crush the world."
• Pitchfork- "What a devilish tool!"
• Feather Pencil- "M...maybe I'll doodle something... When no one's looking."
• Brush- "Oh, to rid the world of fluff."
• Saddle- "As if it wasn't already burdened by the yoke of life..."
• War Saddle- "Oh, how we bend creatures to our ill intent."
• Glossamer Saddle- "Too much whimsy gives me indigestion."
• Saddlehorn- "I'm only taking back what's mine."
• Salt Lick (normal, burning, and burnt)- "The beasts crave it..."

Shipwrecked

• Machete- "This is a lot of blade."
• Luxury Machete- "What a fancy blade to ruin bamboo with!"

Hamlet

• Shears- "Can it shear my heart?"

Don't Starve Together

• Luxury Axe- "One might as well kill trees with style."
• Shovel- "What terrible secrets might be uncovered with this?"
• Regal Shovel- "One might as well can dig with style."
• Pickaxe- "That the earth itself might be penetrated."
• Opulent Pickaxe- "One might as well smash rocks with style."
• Hammer- "This hammer does not create... it only destroys..."
• Pocket Scale- "What is the weight of my actions?"

Lights

Base Game

• Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I might survive this night."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "A vision of Hell!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "It's a fire."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The gloom encroaches."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Darkness is looming."
• Campfire (out)- "That is not a good sign."
• Fire Pit (out)- "I'd better relight this."
• Torch- "A tiny bulwark against the night."
• Miner Hat- "Hands-free lighting!"
• Pumpkin Lantern- "You're not so scary."
• Lantern- "Light the way darkly."

Reign of Giants

• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "I might survive this night!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "A vision of a frozen-over Hell!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "It's a weird fire."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "The gloom encroaches."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Darkness is looming."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "It's not a good sign."
• Moggles- "So this is what those things see."

Shipwrecked

• Chiminea (all stages)- "This shall protect a fire from the wind's prying fingers."
• Bottle Lantern- "The light of life. Trapped."
• Boat Torch- "How illuminating."
• Boat Lantern- "To see all the vast nothing in the black of night."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A flame to keep the horrors at bay."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "This fire burns with passion!"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "It burns with the anger of its maker."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "It's losing the will to go on."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "Don't give up, little flame!"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "I'd better relight this."
• Tar Lamp- "It takes vileness and makes it light."
• Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Afloat upon its own demise."
• Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "A healthy fire rages within."
• Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "It burns, for now."
• Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "It tenuously clings to this world."
• Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "It will soon be snuffed out."
• Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Its warmth and light were fleeting."

Hamlet

• Cork Candle Hat- "Only Abigail can light up my life."
• Cowl- "Peers into the darkness."

Don't Starve Together

• Fire Pit (upon being built, generic)- "A flame to keep the horrors at bay."
• Fire Pit (high)- "This fire burns with passion!"
• Fire Pit (normal)- "It's a comfort."
• Fire Pit (low)- "It's losing the will to go on."
• Fire Pit (embers)- "Don't give up, little flame!"
• Fire Pit (out)- "This can be rekindled, unlike my heart."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "That is not a good sign."
• Mushlight (off)- "Oh look... A mushroom..."
• Mushlight (on)- "Abigail would have thought this was... pretty..."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "Life goes on."
• Glowcap (off)- "Let's turn it red as my heart's blood..."
• Glowcap (on)- "Such a sickly fungal glow..."
• Glowcap (burnt)- "Nothing good may last."
• Willow's Lighter- "Death in a box..."

Survival

Base Game

• Backpack- "A pack. Now I can carry even more burden."
• Piggyback- "They are more useful in death."
• Bird Trap- "Sticks and silk turned lethal."
• Bug Net- "A prison for tiny insects."
• Fishing Rod- "With this, I can yank the fishies out of their precious safe pond."
• Straw Roll- "Sleep is but a temporary death."
• Fur Roll- "I will wrap myself in the fuzzy skins of the fallen."
• Tent- "Sleep is but a preview of death."
• Trap- "Simple grass has become deadly."
• Honey Poultice- "I'll only end up hurt again."
• Healing Salve- "Life brings pain, pain brings life."
• Umbrella- "The clouds weep."
• Compass-
  • N- "North."
  • S- "North. No wait, South."
  • E- "East."
  • W- "West."
  • NE- "Northeast."
  • SE- "Southeast."
  • NW- "Northwest."
  • SW- "Southwest."
• Compass (generic)- "I am directionless."
• Bundling Wrap- "Abigail always helped me tie the bow."
• Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "I can't wrap nothingness..."
• Bundled Supplies- "I don't even remember what's within anymore..."

Reign of Giants

• Insulated Pack- "It won't insulate me from the horrors of this world."
• Luxury Fan- "That'll make quite a draft."
• Siesta Lean-to- "A siesta is but a preview of death."
• Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep and in cave)- "I'd really rather be in a tent."
• Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "I couldn't possibly nap. Death is nigh."
• Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "My stomach is as empty as my heart, I can't nap now."
• Tent (overheating)- "The sun upsets me. I couldn't possibly sleep"
• Tent and Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "A preview of the fires of Hell."
• Thermal Stone- "There it sits, just taking up space."
• Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Frozen like my heart."
• Thermal Stone (cold)- "Just a moderately cold lump of rock."
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "As lukewarm and lifeless as every other rock."
• Thermal Stone (hot)- "Those that burn brightest, burn fastest."
• Pretty Parasol- "The sun beats down."

Shipwrecked

• Thatch Pack- "I was always destined to bear a heavy load."
• Booty Bag- "This should help me carry more junk."
• Sea Sack- "It slows the rot and decay of death."
• Tropical Fan- "That'll make quite a draft."
• Silly Monkey Ball- "It makes me feel less alone. Plus I can throw it."
• Tropical Parasol- "The sun beats down."
• Anti Venom- "A potion to stave off the sickness."
• Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "A welcome respite."

Hamlet

• Bug B'Gone- "For murdering bugs."
• Bird Whistle- "Do you enjoy the wistful sound of bird song, Abigail?"

Don't Starve Together

• Backpack- "A spacious sack to increase one's burden."
• Fishing Rod- "With this the fishies will be ripped from the safety of their precious pond."
• Fur Roll- "For veiling oneself in the fuzzy skins of the fallen."
• Honey Poultice- "There's no salve for the pain of existence."
• Insulated Pack- "Nothing can insulate us from the horrors of this world."
• Telltale Heart- "Choices matter."
• Booster Shot- "We were not meant to cheat death."
• Waterballoon- "At any moment it could pop and spill its guts."
• Whirly Fan- "When I am still, it is as lifeless as Abigail."
• Flare- "Why? No one will come."
• Bernie (held and inactive)- "He's had a rough life."
• Bernie (active)- "He dances to forget the pain."
• BERNIE!- "Wow... What a big stuffy."
• Bernie (broken)- "He has passed."
• Chef Pouch- "To fend off the ravages of decay... for my food at least."

Food

Base Game

• Crock Pot (empty)- "Empty as my soul."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Whatever is in there isn't dead yet."
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It needs to boil."
• Crock Pot (finished)- "Finally, food."
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
• Bee Box- "They shall labor so I can steal."
• Bee Box (no honey)- "Work, bees!"
• Bee Box (some honey)- "Toil on."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "Their toils have been fruitful!"
• Farm- "What seeds shall I sow?"
• Farm (growing)- "Take your time, I'll wait."
• Farm (finished)- "It's ready for the harvest."
• Farm (needs fertilizer)- "This earth is cold and dead."
• Ice Box- "It is as cold as my heart."
• Drying Rack- "I can hang meat here."
• Drying Rack (drying)- "It sways in the drying wind."
• Drying Rack (finished)- "The drying is over."

Reign of Giants

• Crock Pot (burnt)- "Burnt to a crisp."
• Bee Box (burnt)- "Burnt honey."
• Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "This earth is burnt and dead."
• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "The rain is keeping it from drying."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "It's done drying forever."
• Bucket-o-poop- "A bucket of grime."

Shipwrecked

• Mussel Stick- "The mussels cling to this stick. Fools."
• Mussel Bed- "They yearn for the deep."
• Fish Farm (empty)- "Life can't come from nothing... I need something..."
• Fish Farm (growing)- "Life needs time to blossom."
• Fish Farm (one fish)- "Look, Abby. We have a visitor."
• Fish Farm (two fish)- "Abby... There's more now..."
• Fish Farm (three fish)- "Do they know I'm watching?"
• Fish Farm (four fish)- "They shall never taste freedom."

Hamlet

• Sprinkler- "It cannot water my parched soul."

Don't Starve Together

• Bee Box- "Their stolen labor tastes so sweet."
• Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "Leafy tendrils coil out of the muck."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "It's done drying. Forever."
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "Emptiness. The natural state of all things."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "The beginnings of life..."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "It thrives... against all odds..."
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Completely teeming with life..."
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Nothing escapes the pull of decay."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "It is no more."
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "A frigid cold bites at its heart."
• Portable Crock Pot- "For when the hunger gnaws at my tiny stomach..."
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Another menial task has been completed."
• Portable Grinding Mill- "Inflicts chaos and turmoil on food."
• Portable Seasoning Station- "If only it could spice up my life."
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "Finished."

Science

Base Game

• Science Machine and Alchemy Engine- "I will learn unspeakable things."
• Thermal Measurer- "Why do I feel that it is measuring my mortality?"
• Rainometer- "It measures cloudiness. I like it when it's dreary."
• Lightning Rod- "Focuses the destruction."
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "Even this power will run out."
• Gunpowder- "It is a dark path I tread."

Reign of Giants

• Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "It's unspeakably burnt to the ground."
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Does that mean my day to die is here?"
• Rainometer (burnt)- "Does that mean sunshine is dead, too?"
• Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Quiet as a corpse."
• Ice Flingomatic (on)- "I don't know why you bother. We're all going to burn."
• Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It's running on fumes."
• Electrical Doodad- "Electrical doo-what?"

Shipwrecked

• Sea Lab- "Do I dare plumb the sea's dark knowledge?"
• Ice Maker 3000- "My heart makes ice too."
• Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "It's in great shape."
• Ice Maker 3000 (medium)- "It's feeling okay."
• Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "It seems a little depressed."
• Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "It's running on fumes."
• Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It gave up."
• Quacken Drill- "Corruption spills forth from the depths."

Hamlet

• Smelter- "It blazes with more passion than I know."
• Oscillating Fan- "Alas the relief it brings is only temporary."

Don't Starve Together

• Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "It is unspeakably burnt."
• Thermal Measurer- "Why do I feel that it is measuring our mortality?"
• Gunpowder- "It is a dark path we tread."
• Cartographer's Desk- "Maps are best with monsters drawn on the borders."
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Well, old maps always do look burnt at the edges..."
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "No more mapmaking, then."
• Potter's Wheel- "That looks... f-fun..."
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "...I can't be disapointed... If I expect nothing..."
• Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "I think that's... wrong..."
• Potter's Wheel (Marble or Cut Stone placed)- "Abigail... You be death, I'll be the Sculptor..."
• Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "There's no room..."
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Cleft from the stone."
• Potter's Wheel (sketch already known)- "Oh... my information's useless..."
• Think Tank- "Thinking on the waves makes me nauseous."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "Another entry in a long line of unfortunate occurrences."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "I've never much cared for metaphor."

Fight

Base Game

• Spear- "I have become the destroyer of worlds."
• Ham Bat- "Death begets death."
• Boomerang- "Death returns to the sender."
• Boomerang (hit self)- "OW! That was karma."
• Blow Dart- "I blow in this end and pain comes out the other end."
• Sleep Dart- "Not even the big sleep, just a temporary one."
• Fire Dart- "Shall I burn down the world?"
• Football Helmet- "A dead thing for me to wear. Goody."
• Grass Suit- "I prolong the inevitable."
• Log Suit- "I might hold off the inevitable a bit longer with this."
• Marble Suit- "Stops the daggers that stab at mine heart."
• Bee Mine- "They're still alive in there. Poor things."
• Tooth Trap- "A devious surprise from underground."
• Death (mob)- "It deserved it."

Reign of Giants

• Scalemail- "I'd like to wear it inside-out."
• Morning Star- "Danger in the dark."
• Weather Pain- "Some weather out there."

Shipwrecked

• Poison Spear- "One jab and they'll be retching."
• Poison Dart- "Send ill will with a whisper."
• Coconade- "I hold someone's explosive death in my hands."
• Coconade (lit)- "Fire in the hole!"
• Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "Why throw a spear when you can shoot it?"
• Cutlass Supreme- "With this corpse sword I shall make another."
• Horned Helmet- "Dashing."
• Seashell Suit- "Armor made of the homes of dead goo."
• Limestone Suit- "Heavy..."
• Cactus Armor- "It makes me as prickly outside as I am inside!"

Hamlet

• Halberd- "A terrible weapon for a terrible world."
• Cork Bat- "Another instrument of death."
• Weevole Mantle- "Something died so that this armor may exist."
• Mant Mask- "The mind that dwelt within is long gone."
• Mant Suit- "As hollow as my heart."
• Fancy Helmet- "It'll protect my head but not my heart."
• Tin Suit- "Like a metal coffin that keeps me alive."
• Blunderbuss- "An instrument of death."

Don't Starve Together

• Spear- "They who wield it shall become the destroyer of worlds."
• Blow Dart- "Blow in one end, pain comes out the other."
• Fire Dart- "Shall we set the world on fire?"
• Grass Suit- "To prolong the inevitable."
• Log Suit- "To hold off the inevitable a bit longer."
• Marble Suit- "Could stop the daggers that stab at mine heart."
• Battle Spear- "It seems a tad dramatic."
• Battle Helm- "I've never seen her take it off before..."
• Electric Dart- "Airborne lightning and death."
• Tail o' Three Cats- "It only provides the illusion of control."
• Napsack- "Sickly spores bring such sweet slumber."
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "I'm protected, but at what cost to my dignity."

Structures

Base Game

• Birdcage- "Some of us can see our cages."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "He is happier now."
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Is he dead? No. Just sleeping."
• Pig House- "At least they are comfortable."
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I hope he is enjoying himself."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Now I'm all alone."
• Rabbit Hutch- "It is not as edible as it looks."
• Hay Wall (held)- "Their defensive value is questionable."
• Hay Wall- "That is the mere suggestion of defense."
• Wood Wall (held)- "Bundled logs."
• Wood Wall- "Now I can delay the inevitable."
• Stone Wall (held)- "These won't protect from the demons within."
• Stone Wall- "What will protect me from what's inside?"
• Chest- "For which to contain my lucre."
• Sign- "A mark is made, however transient."
• Potted Fern- "Its growth is stunted by the limits of the pot."
• Mini Sign (held)- "We must stick it in the cold, hard ground..."
• Mini Sign (empty)- "It is bare..."
• Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "I draw better with references..."
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Such a striking likeness..."
• Wood Fence (held)- "We could use it to build a fence."
• Wood Fence- "Sort of like an emotional barrier. But wood."
• Wood Gate (held)- "We could use it to build a gate."
• Wood Gate- "Will it keep others in, or out?"

Reign of Giants

• Pig House (burnt)- "Nothing lasts forever."
• Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "It didn't cook well."
• Hay Wall (burnt)- "Defenses down."
• Wood Wall (burnt)- "The inevitable is coming."
• Chest (burnt)- "It couldn't even hold ashes."
• Scaled Chest- "Boom box."
• Sign (burnt)- "Transient, indeed."

Shipwrecked

• Sand Castle- "Its beauty will undoubtedly succumb to the tide."
• Sand Castle (sand)- "If only molding the sands of time were so easy."
• Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Hopefully they won't invite me in."
• Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Looks filthy."
• Limestone Wall (held)- "A wall made of living coral... well, no longer."
• Limestone Wall- "A wall of dead things to hold back life."
• Dragoon Den- "Cruel hearts dwell within."
• Sandbag (held)- "A bag of dirt I can carry."
• Sandbag- "They hold back ruin. For a time..."
• Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Curiouser and curiouser."
• Seaworthy (SW world)- "Like my beloved sister, I can never return."
• Buoy- "Float on, little friend."
• Sea Chest- "Treasures suspended over the bottomless abyss."
• Ballphin Palace- "A wretched den of joviality."
• Sea Wall (held)- "It would be more useful if I placed it."
• Sea Wall- "Slimy on top."

Hamlet

• Cork Barrel- "Can I fill it with my soul?"
• Cork Barrel (burnt)- "

Don't Starve Together

• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Dead? No. Just sleeping."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Always on the outside, looking in."
• Wood Wall- "It will only delay the inevitable."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "Must be hungry."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "The emptiness is consuming him."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "Bereft of life, it rests in peace."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "That... is an ex-bird."
• Sign (empty)- "Its blank face shall soon offer a secret."
• Directional Sign (empty)- "Its blank face shall soon bear a secret."
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "Transient, indeed."
• End Table (empty)- "The shadow equivalent of taxidermy. I like it."
• End Table (flowers)- "We pulled the flowers from their homes for our own amusement."
• End Table (new light source)- "It's illuminating... for now."
• End Table (old light source)- "It, too, will die."
• End Table (wilted)- "I think it's lovelier this way..."
• End Table (burnt)- "Nothing lasts forever."
• Friendly Scarecrow- "Who would want to scare crows away?"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Antagonizing crows is always bad luck."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Now the crows will be at peace."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "This gift from above should not go to waste."
• Moon Rock Wall- "The moon... she whispers promises of protection to me."
• Scaled Furnace- "No need to lean in and check if it's hot. I can feel it from here."
• Wardrobe- "It reminds me of a story I used to read with Abigail."
• Wardrobe (burning)- "Soon it will be nothing but ashes."
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "Now it doesn't remind me of anything."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "What's the point."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "I guess I won't be changing again anytime soon."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, in use)- "I'd like to use that after you. If you don't mind, I mean."
• Potted Succulent- "This gilded cage is ceramic."
• DIY Royalty Kit- "'The Frogs Who Desired a King'...
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "Their kingdom vanishes as swiftly as it appeared."
• Royal Tapestry- "I don't know why you bother."
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "All that work, for nothing."

Refine

Base Game

• Rope- "That would be the easy way out of this place."
• Boards- "Even scarier for the trees."
• Cut Stone- "The better to mark graves with."
• Papyrus- "For documenting my pain."
• Purple Gem- "Purple like a... purple thing."
• Nightmare Fuel- "With the sleep of dreams comes this stuff."
• Beeswax- "It's useless on its own, just like me."
• Wax Paper- "It feels so... nostalgic."

Shipwrecked

• Cloth- "I wonder if the bamboo finds this new form agreeable?"
• Limestone- "When coral dies it hardens to stone."
• Empty Bottle- "Empty. Like my soul."
• Coral Nubbin- "Bare and completely devoid of life."

Hamlet

• Claw Palm Sapling- "It'll never get better than this."

Don't Starve Together

• Cratered Moonrock- "It's useless and missing a piece, much like me."
• Marble Bean- "Cold... but not lifeless..."
• Feathery Canvas- "My fingers ache from sewing in all those feathers."

Magic

Base Game

• Meat Effigy- "I'm just putting off the inevitable."
• Prestihatitator- "This is but a step from madness."
• Shadow Manipulator- "I have learnt unspeakable things."
• Pan Flute- "Music is the window to my empty soul."
• Night Light- "Eerie and yet beautiful."
• Night Armor- "A perfectly safe way to go insane."
• Dark Sword- "Dreams come to a point. A sharp one."
• One-man Band- "I used to take such joy in instruments like these."
• Bat Bat- "An enchanted weapon. How exciting!"
• Belt of Hunger- "A clinging, dreary, living suit."
• Chilled Amulet- "A familiar chilling embrace."
• Nightmare Amulet- "It's oozing."
• Life Giving Amulet- "I wonder who used to own this."
• Fire Staff- "I could set the world on fire!"
• Ice Staff- "A staff to freeze."
• Telelocator Staff- "I could escape if it were more powerful."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "Energy flows through it."
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "The focus is so lifeless."
• Telolocator Socket (full)- "The gem has focused it."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It looks so empty."

Reign of Giants

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "I'm glad that fail-safe is gone."
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Madness brings fire."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "It's unspeakably burnt to the ground."
• Old Bell- "Ring in the dead."

Shipwrecked

• Piratihatitator- "I don't know what this is."
• Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Whatever it was, it's burnt now."
• Dripple Pipes- "That I might play a tune to soothe my troubled heart."

Hamlet

• Hogus Porkusator- "More forgotten knowlege."
• Hogus Porkusator (burnt)- "
• Pugalisk Wand- "It penetrates into the soul."
• Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Another world, another hardship."
• Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Shall I leave this mortal coil?"
• Living Artifact- "A death machine has been given life."
• Root Trunk- "Saves my possessions. But it can't save my heart."
• Vortex Cloak- "The depths of its darkness is unending."

Don't Starve Together

• Meat Effigy- "It's just putting off the inevitable."
• Fire Staff- "The world will burn before this staff."
• Telelocator Staff- "We could escape if it were more powerful."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "It is unspeakably burnt."
• Ocuvigil- "Grant us the power of sight..."
• Moon Dial (generic)- "Does it reflect from the other side too, Abigail?"
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "A new moon looms above us."
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon waxes before us."
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "A full moon looms overhead. Watchful."
• Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon is on the wane."
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "Caves. The moon's one weakness."
• The Lazy Deserter- "For when I don't want to be alone..."
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "The way is clear."
• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "A small wooden reminder of Woodie's cursed existence."
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "That is deeply disturbing."
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "I don't want to play with that."

Dress

Base Game

• Sewing Kit- "Another implement for putting off inevitable decay."
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Their bitter end protects me from the bitter cold."
• Straw Hat, Beefalo Hat, and Top Hat- "I shall cover my head."
• Beekeeper Hat- "This will protect me from those happy buzzing sounds. Oh, and the stings."
• Feather Hat- "Ca-caw!"
• Winter Hat- "It helps stave off the encroaching cold."
• Dapper Vest- "I can wear pieces of dead things made into a vest!"
• Breezy Vest- "Skin to wear on my skin."
• Puffy Vest- "It may warm my body, but what of my spirit?"
• Bush Hat- "I'm already practically invisible..."
• Garland- "But I am in mourning..."
• Walking Cane- "I can get nowhere faster."

Reign of Giants

• Cat Cap- "Nothing like the stench of death on my head."
• Fashion Melon- "It's sticky on my head. Yuck."
• Ice Cube- "Keep a cool head."
• Rain Coat- "I liked jumping in puddles with Abigail."
• Rain Hat- "What fun is rain if you're not getting wet?"
• Summer Frest- "Everything's a vest."
• Floral Shirt- "They'll put flowers on anything these days."
• Eyebrella- "That's one stretchy eye."
• Hibearnation Vest- "Death surrounds me. Well, my torso anyhow."

Shipwrecked

• Brain of Thought- "Does this make my brain look big?"
• Snakeskin Hat- "A hat made of trophies taken from the dead!"
• Snakeskin Jacket- "A jacket of dead flesh. Fashionable."
• Blubber Suit- "Disturbing, but cozy."
• Windbreaker- "The wind's tendrils cannot hold me!"
• Tar Suit- "To make my outside match my inside."
• Particulate Purifier- "This hat prevents breathing in death."
• Sleek Hat- "I cut through the air!"
• Shark Tooth Crown- "Chic, yet fearsome."
• Dumbrella- "This seems excessive."

Hamlet

• Gas Mask- "It keeps out the gas, but not the despair."
• Pith Hat- "As hard as my existence."
• Thunderhat- "Pretty."

Don't Starve Together

• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Their bitter end offers protection from the bitter cold."
• Straw Hat- "When the sun beats mercilessly, life finds a way. Ugh."
• Beefalo Hat- "To cover one's head."
• Top Hat- "A piece of finery to help forget the inescapable wild."
• Dapper Vest- "Pieces of dead things, made into a vest!"
• Breezy Vest- "Skin to wear over your skin."
• Puffy Vest- "It may warm the body, but what of my spirit?"
• Walking Cane- "To explore to the ends of this wretched world."
• Cat Cap- "Nothing like the stench of death on your head."
• Fashion Melon- "It makes the wearer's head sticky. Yuck."
• Hibearnation Vest- "Death surrounds us. Well, our torsos anyhow."
• Fashion Goggles- "They're just for show."
• Desert Goggles- "Now no one can tell when I'm crying."
• Funcap- "If I'm lucky, it'll be poisonous."
• Seawreath- "The strands are so slippery, it's barely holding together."
• Clever Disguise- "We all hide behind our own masks..."

Ancient

Base Game

• Thulecite- "Its presence marks the edge of the unknown."
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "Are the very stones haunted?"
• Thulecite Wall- "These didn't protect the ancients did they!"
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "I know not what lurks in the shadow."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "I can feel the prying eyes."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "They approach."
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "They're all around me!"
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "I think they're leaving."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "It's almost over."
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I am alone."
• The Lazy Forager- "Temporary release from drudgery."
• Magiluminescence- "A brief light in my dark life."
• Construction Amulet- "A flash of brilliance!"
• The Lazy Explorer- "Each time I use it I die and am reborn."
• Star Caller's Staff- "The stick is as twisted as my soul."
• Deconstruction Staff- "I can see the power sparkle deep within."
• Pick/Axe- "An item with multiple uses."
• Thulecite Crown- "Abigail would've loved this crown."
• Thulecite Suit- "A reprieve from death."
• Thulecite Club- "I hold the power of the ancients in my hands."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "I think I need to place it."
• Houndius Shootius- "I do not know why it helps me."

Don't Starve Together

• Thulecite Wall- "These didn't protect the ancients, now did they!"
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "They're all around!"
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "The presence has departed."
• Magiluminescence- "A brief light in a dark life."
• The Lazy Explorer- "With each use the wielder dies and is reborn."
• Deconstruction Staff- "I can see the power sparkling deep within."
• Thulecite Club- "It possesses the power of the ancients."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "I think it needs to be placed."

Nautical

Shipwrecked

• Log Raft- "This looks heavy, slow and dangerous."
• Raft- "Maybe if I ride this upon the waves I shall be joined with my sister."
• Row Boat- "I wonder how many leagues this can convey me?"
• Cargo Boat- "This transports more junk... to nowhere."
• Armored Boat- "A boat that can take a bite or two."
• Encrusted Boat- "A vessel of aquatic death."
• The 'Sea Legs'- "A seaworthy vessel if ever there was one!"
• Boat Repair Kit- "I guess this could save a boat from destruction. And me with it."
• Thatch Sail- "Harness the wind and fly to... nowhere."
• Cloth Sail- "With sail in hand I shall beat a hasty escape. But to where?"
• Snakeskin Sail- "Gross, but efficient."
• Feather Lite Sail- "Those dumb birds sure make a speedy sail."
• Iron Wind- "If I'm lucky I'll sail off the edge of the earth."
• Boat Cannon- "It brings low death to the high seas!"
• Quackering Ram- "I can be assertive, when need be."
• Sea Trap (held and placed)- "Come, creatures of the sea! Enjoy a lovely snack!"
• Sea Yard (off)- "Decay will surely come for my ships now."
• Sea Yard (on)- "It wards off the inevitable decay."
• Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "It is close to giving up, just like me."
• Tar Extractor (off)- "It's off..."
• Tar Extractor (on)- "It is pulling sludge from the depths."
• Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "It won't last much longer. Me neither."
• Trawl Net- "A way to wrest items from the sea's grip."
• Trawl Net (detached)- "What creatures will this wrest from the ocean?"
• Trawl Net (sinking)- "It's started its journey into the depths."
• Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Its journey is almost at an end."
• Spyglass- "I can spy to the horizon and see more... nothing."
• Super Spyglass- "I can see so much more useless nothing."
• Captain Hat- "No living soul commands the sea..."
• Pirate Hat- "That hat of a cutthroat killer. I like it."
• Lucky Hat- "Haughty seadog couture."
• Life Jacket- "I'd prefer a dry grave, thank you."

Hamlet

• Cork Bowl Canoe- "I only hope when it sinks, the end will be quick."

Volcanic

Shipwrecked

• Obsidian Machete- "A blade that bites and burns."
• Obsidian Axe- "Cuts and burns."
• Obsidian Spear- "Jabbing with fire."
• Obsidian Armor- "Is it wise to don a suit of fire stone?"
• Obsidian Coconade- "The tree's children will raze the world."
• Howling Conch- "A terrifying force of nature contained within a delicate shell."
• Sail Stick- "It's... a stick."
• Volcano Staff- "The fiery breath of the volcano is mine to command!"

​Treasure Hunting

Hamlet

• Disarming Tools- "I can outsmart the death traps!"
• Ball Pein Hammer- "For delicate smashing."
• Gold Pan- "Offers too much hope."
• Magnifying Glass- "For a closer look at life's horrors."

​City Planning

Hamlet

• Lamp Post (off)- "
• Lamp Post (on)- "It cannot ward off the darkness forever."
• Town House- "Shelter won't save you from death."
• Town House (burning)- "
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "Food for my belly but not my soul."
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "Contains things to sustain this empty life."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "It brings me no comfort."
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Could these goods fill the emptiness within me?"
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "Plants wither and die too."
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "I myself am an oddity."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Can any of this magic bring back Abigail?"
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Agents of death."
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "Hats cannot cure my melancholy."
• Swinesbury Academy- "A monument to things long dead."
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "A fruitless attempt to make change in this world."
• The Tinkerer's Tower- "Everything I build will be destroyed one day."
• Swinesbury City Hall- "Power corrupts."
• My City Hall- "Power has corrupted me."
• Security Contract- "I can now hire protection, but why bother."
• Slanty Shanty- "
• Slanty Shanty (owned)- "Why bother with a permanent home?"
• Watch Tower- "I bet one could see impending doom from there."

​Renovate

Hamlet

• House Expansion Permit- "
• Demolition Permit- "

Flooring

• Wood Flooring- "
• Marble Flooring- "
• Checkered Flooring- "
• Slate Flooring- "
• Sheet Metal Flooring- "
• Garden Stone Flooring- "
• Geometric Tiles Flooring- "
• Shag Carpet- "
• Transitional Flooring- "
• Wood Panel Flooring- "
• Herringbone Flooring- "
• Hexagon Flooring- "
• Curcy Hoof Flooring- "
• Octagon Flooring- "

Shelves

• Carved Bookshelf- "
• Basic Bookshelf- "
• Cinderblock Bookshelf- "
• Marble Shelf- "
• Glass Shelf- "
• Ladder Shelf- "
• Hutch Shelf- "
• Industrial Shelf- "
• Adjustable Shelf- "
• Windowed Cabinet- "
• Wall Mounted Shelf- "
• A-Frame Shelf- "
• Crates Shelf- "
• Fridge- "
• Floating Shelf- "
• Pipe Shelf- "
• Hat Tree- "
• Pallet Shelf- "

Plantholders

• Basic Plantholder- "
• WIP Plantholder- "
• Fancy Plantholder- "
• Bonsai Plantholder- "
• Dishgarden Plantholder- "
• Philodendron Plantholder- "
• Orchid Plantholder- "
• Draceana Plantholder- "
• Xerographica Plantholder- "
• Birdcage Plantholder- "
• Palm Plantholder- "
• ZZ Plantholder- "
• Fernstand Plantholder- "
• Fern Plantholder- "
• Terrarium Plantholder- "
• Plantpet Plantholder- "
• Traps Plantholder- "
• Pitcher Plantholder- "
• Marble Plantholder- "
• "Character" Tree- "
• Festive Tree- "

Columns

• Planed Wood Column- "
• Millinery Column- "
• Round Column- "
• Lit Marble Column- "

Wall Papers

• Wood Panelling- "
• Checkered Wall Paper- "
• Floral Wall Paper- "
• Sunflower Wall Paper- "
• Harlequin Wall Paper- "
• Peagawk Wall Paper- "
• Orange Wall Paper- "
• Purple Wall Paper- "
• Rope Wall Panneling- "
• Circle Wall Tiling- "
• Marble Wall Tiling- "
• Fine Wall Tiling- "
• Full Wall Moulding- "
• Upholstered Wall- "

Ceiling Lights

• Wired Bulb- "
• Metal Shade Lamp- "
• Chandalier- "
• Rope Light- "
• Dual Rope Light- "
• Blown Glass Bulb- "
• Cherry Lamp Shade- "
• Hanging Blooming Lamp- "
• Hanging Floral Lamp- "
• Tophat Light- "
• Derby Light- "

Wall Decorations

• Photo- "
• Full Length Mirror- "
• Embroidery Hoop- "
• Mosaic- "
• Wreath- "
• Axe- "
• Hunt- "
• Periodic Table- "
• Gears Art- "
• Cape- "
• No Smoking- "
• Black Cat- "
• Tasteful Fish Mounting- "
• Beefalo Mounting- "

Chairs

• Classic Chair- "
• Corner Chair- "
• Bench- "
• Horned Chair- "
• Footrest- "
• Lounge Chair- "
• Massager Chair- "
• Stuffed Chair- "
• Rocking Chair- "
• Ottoman Chair- "
• Fancy Chaise- "

House Upgrades

• Cottage Kit- "
• Tudor Home Kit- "
• Gothic Home Kit- "
• Brick Home Kit- "
• Turreted Home Kit- "
• Villa Kit- "
• Manor Kit- "

Doors

• Hardwood Door- "
• Stone Archway- "
• Forest Door- "
• Wrought Iron Door- "
• Curtained Door- "
• Industrial Door- "
• Round Doorway- "
• Gothic Door- "

Windows

• Peaked Curtain Window- "
• Round Burlap Window- "
• Peaked Window- "
• Square Window- "
• Tall Window- "
• Large Square Curtain Window- "
• Tall Curtain Window- "
• Greenhouse Wall- "

Rugs

• Eye Rug- "
• Square Throw Rug- "
• Oval Rug- "
• Large Rug- "
• Fur Throw Rug- "
• Hedgehog Rug- "
• Porcupus Rug- "
• Hoofprint Rug- "
• Octagon Rug- "
• Swirl Rug- "
• Catcoon Rug- "
• Rubbermat Rug- "
• Web Rug- "
• Metal Rug- "
• Wormhole Rug- "
• Braid Rug- "
• Beard Rug- "
• Nailbed Rug- "
• Crime Rug- "
• Soccer Rug- "

Lamps

• Fringe Lamp- "
• Stainglass Lamp- "
• Downbridge Lamp- "
• Dual Embroidered Lamp- "
• Ceramic Lamp- "
• Glass Lamp- "
• Dual Fringes Lamp- "
• Candelabra Lamp- "
• Elizabethan Lamp- "
• Gothic Lamp- "
• Orb Lamp- "
• Bellshade Lamp- "
• Crystals Lamp- "
• Upturn Lamp- "
• Dual Upturn Lamp- "
• Spool Lamp- "
• Edison Lamp- "
• Adjustable Lamp- "
• Right Angle Lamp- "
• Fancy Lamp- "

Tables

• Round Table- "
• Hard Wood Desk- "
• DIY Table- "
• College Table- "
• Crate Table- "
• Chess Table- "

​Cartography

Don't Starve Together

• Map Scroll (empty)- "Blank as Abigail now."

Critters

Don't Starve Together

• Kittykit- "Cursed with nine lives. Poor thing."
• Vargling- "Blissfully unaware of mortal troubles..."
• Ewelet- "The softest creature in the hardest world."
• Broodling- "My, what big eyes you have."
• Glomglom- "Its snuggles almost make me forget."
• Giblet- "It's so happy."
• Mothling- "Your beauty will fade too, you know."

Sculpt

Don't Starve Together

• Carved Hornucopia- "A cold mockery."
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "A bubble, frozen in time, can never pop."
• Pawn Figure- "We are all but pawns in this game called "life"."
• Rook Figure- "A mere minion to something greater."
• Knight Figure- "Oh, if I could ride away into the night."
• Bishop Figure- "A piece, constrained to the board."
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "They're here."
• Queenly Figure- "She holds the true power, here."
• Kingly Figure- "Alas, the king is but a figurehead, at best."
• Deerclops Figure- "What terrible beast."
• Bearger Figure- "Ashes to ashes, bust to bust. Oh."
• Moose/Goose Figure- "Such expression in her eyes."
• Dragonfly Figure- "She now lies, cold as stone."
• Moon Moth Figure- "But a simulacrum of life. Sigh."
• Anchor Figure- "Why did we sculpt an anchor."
• "Moon" Figure- "I'd prefer to look at this over the real thing."

​Celestial

Don't Starve Together

• Moon Rock Idol- "A lifeless sacrifice."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "Shall I even bother building this?"
• Moon Glass Axe- "Death is so anticlimactic for trees."
• Glass Cutter- "It visits death upon all who face it."
• Bath Bomb- "To mask the smell of sorrow and death."

​Seafaring

Don't Starve Together

• Boat Kit- "It's for making a boat."
• Oar- "I'd prefer to be stranded at sea."
• Driftwood Oar- "Just when it thought it had escaped the ocean..."
• Boat Patch- "To mend what the cruel seas have crushed."
• Anchor Kit- "It's for a burdensome boat anchor."
• Mast- "It's for making a mast."
• Winged Sail- "
• Steering Wheel Kit- "It would make a steering wheel..."

​Books

Shipwrecked

• Joy of Volcanology- "Reading is a dangerous thing."

Don't Starve Together

• Birds of the World- "Will it teach me how to fly away from here?"
• Applied Horticulture- "Imagine, a rolling field of red flowers..."
• Sleepytime Stories- "Does it impart an eternal slumber?"
• The End is Nigh!- "The tome to end it all..."
• On Tentacles- "Does this world need more beasts?"

​Engineering

Don't Starve Together

• Trusty Tape- "It doesn't mend the hole... merely masks it."
• Winona's Catapult- "It visits death upon intruders."
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "It's dead..."
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "Oh no..."
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "It all crumbles to ash, in the end."
• Winona's Spotlight- "But what if I liked the dark?"
• Winona's Generator- "It's a kind of electrical box."
• Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "It's not long for this world."
• Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "What did Winona put in it again? Oh..."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "This one looks odd."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "It's slowly dying."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "I think it wants... gems..."

​Green Thumb

Don't Starve Together

• Bramble Husk- "So my outside matches my inside."
• Bramble Trap- "To prick and ensnare."
• Compost Wrap- "It's poop. Sigh."

​Seasonings

Don't Starve Together

• Garlic Powder- "It's smell is good for keeping people at a distance." [sic]
• Honey Crystals- "Not as sweet as Abigail."
• Chili Flakes- "Full of more vitality than I'm used to."
• Seasoning Salt- "For rubbing into wounds."

​Events (only)

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "It's for putting nice things in..."
• Candy Apple- "Oh... it's... g-good."
• Candy Corn- "The most delicious lie."
• Catcoon Candy- "Nine lives are not enough to save you from my hungry maw..."
• Choco Pigs- "You have to bite their heads off first... heehee..."
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "This is... fun..."
• Gummy Spider- "Don't worry, Webber, it's just candy."
• Jelly Worm- "As perplexing as it is delicious."
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "Sigh. At least it's honest."
• Raisins- "Life is a swirling abyss of suffering and disappointment."
• "Raisins"- "Lumps of bitter sorrow."
• Candy Lice- "Today I eat them. One day, they'll eat me."
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "A candy as hard as my heart."
• Lava Pepper- "What is this eternal burning?!"
• Broken Stake- "Drive it through my heart and be done."
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "When I gaze into the ball I see... nothing. Apropos."
• Empty Elixir- "Neither half empty, nor half full."
• Faux Fangs- "Now Webber and I can match."
• Monkey Paw- "Perhaps a curse could end our suffering."
• Spider Ring- "It's very fetching."
• Binoculars- "It makes the world look as insignificant as I feel."
• Lone Glove- "One lonely half of a pair."
• Snail Scale- "The weight of the world rests upon me."
• Goop Canister- "It looks like ectoplasm in there."
• Toy Cobra- "To frolic, to play, no more."
• Crocodile Toy- "I have put childish things behind me."
• Broken Terrarium- "Some breaks cannot be mended."
• Odd Radio- "It is so colorful..."
• Broken Hairdryer- "I simply do not know what is it."
• Mad Scientist Lab- "Madness lies within."
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Things seem less horrifying with this."
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "If only life was so potent."
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "Like life, it's a bit disappointing."
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "I wish I possessed such burning within my heart."
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "
• Totally Normal Root- "Potential horror."
• Totally Normal Sapling- "It'll grow up big and abhorrent."
• Bat Decoration- "It longs to be hung somewhere."
• Crow Decoration- "Crows in trees mean souls trapped between worlds."
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "It descends into darkness."
• Ghost Decoration- "It reminds me of Abigail. I'll hang it somewhere."
• Spider Decoration- "Decoration for a devilish day."
• Tentacle Decoration- "A memorial for a monster."
• Bats coming out of tree- "Did you see that, Abigail?"
• Drinking bravery potion- "Bats can't scare me anymore. I can return to my melancholy."

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "Abby...how do I make the ribbon curly?"
• Gift- "The only gift I desire is a swift end..."
• Festive Tree Planter- "We can plant a Winter's Feast tree."
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Death comes for all of us..."
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It's not ready yet."
• Winter's Feast Tree- "Oh, joy."
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Oh."
• Gingerbread Cookie- "I'm going to eat you."
• Eternal Fruitcake- "It is made with chunks of evil."
• Sugar Cookie- "Not nearly sweet enough to balance out this bitter world."
• Candy Cane- "If you eat it right... the end gets sharp..."
• Chocolate Log Cake- "It tastes okay, but I've grown tired of logs..."
• Plum Pudding- "I'm going to lick all the icing off..."
• Apple Cider- "I don't want Winter's Feast to end..."
• Hot Cocoa- "I missed cocoa."
• Heavenly Eggnog- "So aggressively delicious. You can't help but feel better."
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