Warbucks/Quotes

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A resplendent specimen.

“I say! This is quite fascinating!”

–Warbucks

This page lists Warbucks's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Warbucks

Tools

Base Game

• Axe- "A tool favoured by many ancient societies."
• Luxury Axe- "A rather elegant tool for chopping."
• Shovel- "An instrument well suited for digging."
• Regal Shovel- "A rather elegant tool for digging things."
• Pickaxe- "An instrument to hunt for fossils."
• Opulent Pickaxe- "A rather elegant tool for fracturing rocks."
• Razor- "One must keep oneself presentable."
• Hammer- "Rather blunt."
• Pitchfork- "A tool for ground work."
• Feather Pencil- "A fine writing implement."
• Brush- "I do wish I had one of these for my mustache."
• Saddle- "A fine saddle for a beast of burden."
• War Saddle- "This will take a beating."
• Glossamer Saddle- "Rather more aerodynamic than the others."
• Saddlehorn- "For those stubborn saddles."

Shipwrecked

• Machete- "An instrument for slashing one's way through the brush."
• Luxury Machete- "A rather elegant tool for slashing."

Hamlet

• Shears- "Some sort instrument for shearing."

Lights

Base Game

• Campfire (upon being built)- "Quite cozy."
• Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A cozy convenience."
• Campfire (high)- "A roaring fire!"
• Fire Pit (high)- "A rather roaring fire!"
• Campfire (normal)- "Keeps the beasts at bay."
• Fire Pit (normal)- "A fine cozy fire to gather 'round."
• Campfire & Fire Pit (low)- "It could do with another log."
• Campfire (embers)- "Rather low."
• Fire Pit (embers)- "Quite in need of fuel."
• Campfire & Fire Pit (out)- "Dash it all! It's gone out."
• Torch- "Now I can stalk my prey in the dark."
• Miner Hat- "Quite useful in the dark."
• Pumpkin Lantern- "Quite cheery."
• Lantern- "Finally, a civilized way to carry light."

Reign of Giants

• Endothermic Fire- "A rather remarkable fire."
• Endothermic Fire Pit- "Fascinating bit of science."
• Endothermic Fire (high)- "That's a roaring fire."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "It's rather exuberant."
• Endothermic Fire (normal)- "Rather pleasant cool fire."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (normal)- "Ah...A nice brisk, breezy fire."
• Endothermic Fire (low)- "It would behoove me to add some fuel."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "It could do with some stoking."
• Endothermic Fire (embers)- "I say, it needs some stoking."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "I really should attend to that."
• Endothermic Fire (out)- "Blast! It's gone out."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "Aha! A place for a cold fire."
• Moggles- "Huzzah! Rather makes it easier to explore ruins in the dark!"

Shipwrecked

• Chiminea (all stages)- "Fire is rather more protected in there."
• Bottle Lantern- "Bioluminating!"
• Boat Torch- "I say! I can see at sea."
• Boat Lantern- "Haw! A portable lighthouse."
• Obsidian Fire Pit- "It's quite sturdy."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "Quite a roaring fire."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "Rather resilient!"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "It could do with some more fuel."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "Rather pathetic at the moment."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "I could do with a fire."
• Tar Lamp- "Ah! Now one can see in the darkness."
• Buoyant Chiminea- "I say! A seaside hearth."
• Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "Quite a roaring fire!"
• Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Rather cozy."
• Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "It could do with a log or two."
• Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "I'm afraid its only embers at the moment."
• Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Not burning at the moment, I'm afraid."

Hamlet

• Cork Candle Hat- "I say! This will come in handy exploring ruins."
• Cowl- "I say! That's rather clever!"

Survival

Base Game

• Backpack- "A satchel to put one's treasures in."
• Piggyback- "A satchel for keeping ones treasures."
• Bird Trap- "Rather efficient."
• Bug Net- "Advantageous. But only if I don't want to hurt the bugs."
• Fishing Rod- "Ah fishing. The cornerstone to many societies."
• Straw Roll- "A far cry from my usual sleeping arrangements."
• Fur Roll- "Huzzah! The means to a good night's sleep!"
• Tent- "Rather crude, but it'll have to do."
• Trap- "Handy for acquiring meat!"
• Honey Poultice- "For dressing ones wounds."
• Healing Salve- "Ahhh. Quite soothing."
• Umbrella- "A fragile parasol, but it shall have to do."
• Compass-
  • N- "North."
  • S- "South."
  • E- "East."
  • W- "West."
  • NE- "Northeast."
  • SE- "Southeast."
  • NW- "Northwest."
  • SW- "Southwest."
• Compass (generic)- "I cannot read it just yet."
• Compass (broken)- "A bit of shoddy workmanship there."
• Bundling Wrap- "Rather clever wrap for my supplies."
• Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "
• Bundled Supplies- "Quite a bit more condensed like this."

Reign of Giants

• Insulated Pack- "This will come in handy."
• Luxury Fan- "Ah... this will keep out the heat."
• Siesta Lean-to- "A bit of respite from the heat."
• Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "Not the time for it."
• Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "Danger is afoot, this is no time to doze off!"
• Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I'll rest after a good meal.'"
• Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I demand better accommodations than this!"
• Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "Rather ruins my naptime."
• Tent (overheating)- "
• Tent (burnt)- "I say! Where shall I sleep now?"
• Thermal Stone- "It's a simple rock."
• Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Quite frozen."
• Thermal Stone (cold)- "Rather cool."
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "Tepid."
• Thermal Stone (hot)- "I say, it's burning up!"
• Pretty Parasol- "A tasteful way to keep out the elements."

Shipwrecked

• Thatch Pack- "Of primitive construction, but I shall use it nontheless."
• Booty Bag- "Wearing this rather lifts ones spirits."
• Sea Sack- "Quite a clever way to keep ones food fresh."
• Tropical Fan- "Ah... this will keep out the heat."
• Silly Monkey Ball- "Something to distract those simple fecal throwers."
• Tropical Parasol- "I say, this makes for a bit of cover."
• Anti Venom- "One should always keep some at hand."
• Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Bah! Primative construction."

Hamlet

• Bug B'Gone- "Imperative for exploring these parts."
• Bird Whistle- "I say! Rather clever."

Food

Base Game

• Crock Pot (empty)- "I could do a bit of cooking with this."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Patience is a virtue."
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "I shall be enjoying a fine meal promptly."
• Crock Pot (finished)- "I say! That was well worth the effort."
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "It's not the proper place for that."
• Bee Box- "Ah, the elixir of life."
• Bee Box (no honey)- "I'm afraid it's not ready yet."
• Bee Box (some honey)- "It's best to leave it a touch longer."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "I say, the honey is ready to harvest!"
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "One can learn a lot by studying agriculture."
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Cultivating rather nicely."
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm (finished)- "Ripe for harvesting."
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It could do with a bit of manure."
• Ice Box- "Every civilized person should have one."
• Drying Rack- "One can get some decent food with that."
• Drying Rack (drying)- "It's drying nicely."
• Drying Rack (finished)- "At last, some civilized food."

Reign of Giants

• Crock Pot (burnt)- "Oh bother."
• Bee Box (burnt)- "Rather too good a job of smoking those bees out!"
• Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "A shame, really."
• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "This rain rather complicates the drying process."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "A pity..."
• Bucket-o-poop- "Harrumph. Odious bit of business..."

Shipwrecked

• Mussel Stick- "I say! I could just leave this to do its job!"
• Mussel Bed- "I say! There are creatures down there."
• Fish Farm (empty)- "Now how does one make this not empty?"
• Fish Farm (growing)- "Rather dull watching eggs hatch."
• Fish Farm (one fish)- "Huzzah! A fish!"
• Fish Farm (two fish)- "I say! That's an improvement."
• Fish Farm (three fish)- "Rather like having a Koi Pond."
• Fish Farm (four fish)- "An entire school of fish to snare!"

Hamlet

• Sprinkler- "Rather makes horticulture a breeze."

Science

Base Game

• Science Machine- "It's prudent to broaden one's horizons."
• Alchemy Engine- "I've dabbled in a bit of alchemy from time to time."
• Thermal Measurer- "Quite a clever way to tell the climate."
• Rainometer- "A barometer of sorts."
• Lightning Rod- "A bit of protection in a storm."
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "I say, it's quite vivacious."
• Gunpowder- "Explosive!"

Reign of Giants

• Science Machine (burnt)- "A setback, to be sure."
• Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Atrocious!"
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "A shame."
• Rainometer (burnt)- "I'm afraid it's malfunctioned."
• Ice Flingomatic (off)- "It appears it has been turned off."
• Ice Flingomatic (on)- "I say, it's an automated fire brigade!"
• Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "I believe it is running low on fuel."
• Electrical Doodad- "A curious contraption."

Shipwrecked

• Sea Lab- "A waterbound purveyor of wisdom."
• Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "A fine example of what civilization can do."
• Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "Quite sufficiently fueled."
• Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Rather in need of a top up."
• Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "I'd best refuel it, promptly."
• Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "Bother! It's out of fuel."
• Quacken Drill- "The artifact from a leviathan."

Hamlet

• Smelter- "I say, that's rather clever!"
• Oscillating Fan- "Ah. A nice cooling breeze."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "I say, that was hardly worth the effort."

Fight

Base Game

• Spear- "A primitive hunting weapon."
• Ham Bat- "A peculiar weapon."
• Boomerang- "The artifact of a hunting civilization, no doubt."
• Boomerang (hit self)- "Egad! It's a boomerang."
• Blow Dart- "Used in ancient warfare."
• Sleep Dart- "Rather tiresome!"
• Fire Dart- "Ignites a bit of excitement!"
• Football Helmet- "A wonderful hat made of pig bottom."
• Grass Suit- "Barely adequate protection but it will have to do."
• Log Suit- "A commendable attempt at protection."
• Marble Suit- "Rather burdensome but quite dependable."
• Bee Mine- "Warfare which adopts to the materials at one's disposal."
• Tooth Trap- "I say! Rather more effective this way."

Reign of Giants

• Scalemail- "I say! What ancient societies used this?"
• Morning Star- "Rather intriguing technology!"
• Weather Pain- "I say, this has a bit of bluster!"

Shipwrecked

• Poison Spear- "Rather speeds up the dying process."
• Poison Dart- "A rather uncivilized instrument of hunting."
• Coconade- "Haw! I should like to see this explode."
• Coconade (lit)- "I say! Best get out of range!"
• Spear Gun (empty), Spear Gun, Poison Spear Gun, Obsidian Spear Gun- "A bit of protection on the water."
• Cutlass Supreme- "A gentleman's weapon."
• Horned Helmet- "Made from the artifact of those watery beasts."
• Seashell Suit- "Rather clever use of detritus."
• Limestone Suit- "It's a bit...burdensome."
• Cactus Armor- "Offensive defence. How ingenious!"

Hamlet

• Halberd- "Bah! No match for a good blunderbuss in one's hand!"
• Cork Bat- "For when one must restort to savagery."
• Weevole Mantle- "I feel rather morbid wearing this."
• Mant Mask- "Rather deep depths I've sunk to."
• Mant Suit- "When in Rome..."
• Fancy Helmet- "Has a rather Spanish flair to it."
• Tin Suit- "I do enjoy this design."
• Blunderbuss- "One mustn't venture into the wilds unarmed."

Structures

Base Game

• Birdcage- "Rather ornate cage."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "Domestication has its uses."
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "I say, he's a lackadaisical fellow!"
• Pig House- "Crude, but rather functional."
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I say! These pigs are quite civilized!"
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "They've turned in for the night."
• Rabbit Hutch- "I say! What fantastic society built that!"
• Hay Wall (held)- "Rather unstable but it has its uses."
• Hay Wall- "Rather crude, but it'll have to do I'm afraid."
• Wood & Stone Wall (held)- "Presumably one could place this somewhere."
• Wood Wall- "A wall of reasonable strength."
• Stone Wall- "A wall with some stability."
• Chest- "A place for all my accumulated wealth."
• Sign- "Ah! Civilization."
• Potted Fern- "A fine decoration."
• Mini Sign (held)- "
• Mini Sign (empty)- "
• Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "A signpost of sorts."
• Wood Fence (held)- "
• Wood Fence- "I do admire its construction."
• Wood Gate (held)- "
• Wood Gate- "Should keep this closed if I want to retain my herd."

Reign of Giants

• Pig House (burnt)- "A pity it can't be studied now."
• Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Pity. I should've liked to study that more."
• Hay Wall (burnt)- "That came as little surprise."
• Wood Wall (burnt)- "I suppose wood does burn."
• Chest (burnt)- "Rather poorly made."
• Scaled Chest- "I say, that should protect the treasures from flames."
• Sign (burnt)- "Met a bit of bad luck, it seems."

Shipwrecked

• Sand Castle- "Modest in its construction."
• Sand Castle (sand)- "I've seen better."
• Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "I say! Those creatures appear to have a civilization of sorts."
• Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "The sanctuary of those monkey creatures."
• Limestone Wall (held)- "Presumably one could place this somewhere."
• Limestone Wall- "Quite sophisticated construction."
• Dragoon Den- "Fascinating! The sanctuary of those fiery beasts!"
• Sandbag (held)- "One needs a bit of grit to carry this around."
• Sandbag- "Flood deterrent."
• Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "I say! Where to you suppose that will lead?"
• Seaworthy (SW world)- "One wonders where this may lead."
• Buoy- "A lighthouse upon the water."
• Sea Chest- "Rather boyant bit of business."
• Ballphin Palace- "Aha! The den of sea quarry."
• Sea Wall (held)- "Presumably one could place this in the water."
• Sea Wall- "One can make a sea pen with this."

Hamlet

• Cork Barrel- "Rather handy."
• Cork Barrel (burnt)- "

Refine

Base Game

• Rope- "Rather handy!"
• Boards- "Rather more civilized!"
• Cut Stone- "One may build many civilized things with this."
• Papyrus- "I say, one could make paper with this!"
• Purple Gem- "A gruesome beauty!"
• Nightmare Fuel- "Rather aberrant."
• Beeswax- "Pity I can't use it for mustache wax."
• Wax Paper- "A fine wrapping material."

Shipwrecked

• Cloth- "Quite an amazing textile."
• Limestone- "A stone frequently seen in temples."
• Empty Bottle- "A rather bland bottle."
• Coral Nubbin- "A rather sorry looking sea artifact."

Hamlet

• Claw Palm Sapling- "It should grow quickly, provided it's well kept."

Magic

Base Game

• Meat Effigy- "Rather reassuring that."
• Prestihatitator- "I'm not above learning some of the dark arts."
• Shadow Manipulator- "I say, this seems rather macabre."
• Pan Flute- "I suppose I could carry a tune if the necessity arises."
• Night Light- "Quite uncanny!"
• Night Armor- "Rather durable, yet there's something unsound about it."
• Dark Sword- "I say! It's a rather ghastly sword."
• One-man Band- "Reminds me of my regimental band."
• Bat Bat- "A rather macabre hunting weapon."
• Belt of Hunger- "Wearing hunted animals makes one feel quite viril!"
• Chilled Amulet- "Quite the chilling find!"
• Nightmare Amulet- "I'm quite mad about this gem!"
• Life Giving Amulet- "Huzzah! Looks rather invulnerable!"
• Fire Staff- "Quite an incendiary instrument."
• Ice Staff- "A rather chilling weapon. Haw haw!"
• Telelocator Staff- "Rather adventuresome tool."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "Riveting."
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It's missing something..."
• Telolocator Socket (full)- "Quite a clever device."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Empty, I'm afraid."

Reign of Giants

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Oh bother."
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "A shame, really."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Pity..."
• Old Bell- "Ah, the ringing of the bells."

Shipwrecked

• Piratihatitator- "I have serious doubts regarding its scientfic value."
• Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Rather expected."
• Dripple Pipes- "Music can bring tears to any eyes."

Hamlet

• Hogus Porkusator- "Haw haw, a flying pig!"
• Hogus Porkusator (burnt)- "
• Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "A world to explore."
• Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Off to adventure."

Dress

Base Game

• Sewing Kit- "One must make one's own repairs whilst on adventure."
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "I say, these would be all the fashion back home."
• Straw Hat- "Rather bucolic fashion."
• Beefalo Hat- "One feels rather ungulate in this."
• Beekeeper Hat- "Beekeeping is a fine hobby to invest ones time in."
• Feather Hat- "Rather garish."
• Winter Hat- "Rather sobering head gear."
• Top Hat- "I say! I'm ready for a night on the town!"
• Dapper Vest- "Distinguished!"
• Breezy Vest- "Cozy, and quite the fashion."
• Puffy Vest- "Rather snuggly."
• Bush Hat- "I say! Rather clever camoflauge!"
• Garland- "I should hope no one sees me in such a state."
• Walking Cane- "Nothing more genteel than good walking cane."

Reign of Giants

• Cat Cap- "I say! It's a capital cat cap!"
• Fashion Melon- "Rather makes for a fetching hat."
• Ice Cube- "Quite useful for the heat."
• Rain Coat- "Ah, a nice Mackintosh for the rain."
• Rain Hat- "A necessary accessory."
• Summer Frest- "Keeps the heat away rather nicely."
• Floral Shirt- "Not my usual fashion, but the fabric is quite breathable."
• Eyebrella- "This is certainly high fashion."
• Hibearnation Vest- "Quite snug in this!"

Shipwrecked

• Brain of Thought- "Quite ridiculous!"
• Snakeskin Hat- "A rather clever way to keep oneself dry."
• Snakeskin Jacket- "A solid mackintosh for the elements."
• Blubber Suit- "Rather disturbing to find this in one's possession."
• Windbreaker- "Can't say I approve of the color."
• Tar Suit- "Really! Have I sunk so far?"
• Particulate Purifier- "Quite adept at keeping out odours."
• Sleek Hat- "A brisk walk invigorates the humours."
• Shark Tooth Crown- "A hat which strikes fear into one's enemies."
• Dumbrella- "One assumes a third tier would be even better."

Hamlet

• Gas Mask- "Improves one's ability to breathe."
• Pith Hat- "I do believe it fits."
• Thunderhat- "A headpiece made from avian artifacts."

Ancient

Base Game

• Thulecite- "Quite magnificent! A capital find!"
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "One may be able to salvage these."
• Thulecite Wall- "Rather feeble now."
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "All is well."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It seems something is afoot."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "I'm afraid there's been an upsurge in ghastliness."
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I believe we've hit the apex."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Thank goodness the horrors are waning."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "My word that was onerous."
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "It seems there is a problem."
• The Lazy Forager- "Gathers items without the bothersome act of bending down."
• Magiluminescence- "I feel invigorated!"
• Construction Amulet- "I say! This is rather economical."
• The Lazy Explorer- "This certainly saves on traveling time."
• Star Caller's Staff- "Illuminating!"
• Deconstruction Staff- "I say! This makes dismantling objects quite a bit easier."
• Pick/Axe- "Rather clever!"
• Thulecite Crown- "Huzzah! A head piece made of artifacts."
• Thulecite Suit- "I say! This armor is quite dapper."
• Thulecite Club- "I'm quite fond of this weapon!"
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "I should like to study this while it's working."
• Houndius Shootius- "I say! It's rather ancient technology."

Nautical

Shipwrecked

• Log Raft- "Rather brutish construction, but it will have to do."
• Raft- "A crude structure. But I've no choice."
• Row Boat- "I should think I'm above rowing myself."
• Cargo Boat- "A ship worthy of the East India Company."
• Armored Boat- "A ship sturdy enough to sail around the horn."
• Encrusted Boat- "Seems sturdy enough, but its aesthetics leave something to be desired."
• Surfboard- "
• The 'Sea Legs'- "Rather seaworthy."
• Boat Repair Kit- "Rather practical when taking on water."
• Thatch Sail- "This should speed things along."
• Cloth Sail- "A strapping good sail."
• Snakeskin Sail- "A rugged sail, fit for a gentleman sailor."
• Feather Lite Sail- "I'm sure to catch the wind with this."
• Iron Wind- "Puts a spin on things."
• Boat Cannon- "Quite invaluable at sea."
• Quackering Ram- "A smashing good tool. Haw haw!"
• Sea Trap (held and placed)- "For trapping game in the sea."
• Sea Yard (off)- "Rather impractical without fuel, wouldn't you say."
• Sea Yard (on)- "That's rather clever."
• Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "Quite low on fuel at the moment."
• Tar Extractor (off)- "Not working at the moment, I'm afraid."
• Tar Extractor (on)- "An automaton for an unpleasant task."
• Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "I say! Needs a bit of a top-up."
• Trawl Net- "Quite effective in collecting sea rubbish."
• Trawl Net (detached)- "Quite a passive activity."
• Trawl Net (sinking)- "One must be patient about such things."
• Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "The time is nigh!"
• Spyglass- "A sophisticated instrument for a sophisticated man."
• Super Spyglass- "I say! A way to search for lands to explore."
• Captain Hat- "I say! I'm a proper Captain now."
• Pirate Hat- "Rather barbary-ous."
• Lucky Hat- "I'll not be seen dead in that."
• Life Jacket- "Hmm. Looks buoyant enough."

Hamlet

• Cork Bowl Canoe- "Rather poor quality, but it'll do in a pinch."

Volcanic

Shipwrecked

• Obsidian Machete- "An incendiary tool!"
• Obsidian Axe- "Rather efficient."
• Obsidian Spear- "Explosive!"
• Obsidian Armor- "Armor that attacks as well."
• Obsidian Coconade- "I say! It rather inflammatory."
• Howling Conch- "Well, I have been called a blowhard! Haw!"
• Sail Stick- "I say! I've turned out to be quite the sailor!"
• Volcano Staff- "I say! It's quite destructive, isn't it?"

​Treasure Hunting

Hamlet

• Disarming Tools- "Quite useful when exploring ruins."
• Ball Pein Hammer- "A subtle instrument for more delicate excavations."
• Gold Pan- "Rather handy for prospecting."
• Magnifying Glass- "Huzzah! A fine tool for exploring."

​City Planning

Hamlet

• Lamp Post (off)- "No need for light in the daytime, I suppose."
• Lamp Post (on)- "These pigs do like to act civilized, don't they?"
• Town House- "How quaint!"
• Town House (burning)- "A shame."
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "Ah. An eating establishment."
• The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Bother. They've burnt the food."
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "Rather well stocked for these parts."
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Where does one get one's supplies now?"
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "I could do with some medical supplies."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "A shame."
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Ah! Contains foodstuffs."
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Bah! Back to eating rough."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "A place of horticultural."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "A rather fragrant bouquet."
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Ah! A place of occultish wares."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "One would think someone would put that out."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "I suppose one should arm oneself for the jungle."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "What barbarian would do such a thing?!"
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "I wonder if they have any gentlemanly hats."
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "A waste of good lumber."
• Swinesbury Academy- "Ah! Just what I was looking for!"
• Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "What a waste!"
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Rather like being around this establishment."
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Who would do such a thing?!"
• The Tinkerer's Tower- "I say! Proper construction blueprints!"
• The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "A tad hot at the moment."
• Palace- "A place of nobility!"
• File:Swinesbury Cityhall.pngSwinesbury City Hall- "I say, this is a rather sophisticated town."
• Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "I do hope they rebuild."
• File:Swinesbury Cityhall.pngMy City Hall- "Where one runs the city."
• My City Hall (burning)- "What sort of vagabonds did that?"
• Security Contract- "One may hire a hunting party with this."
• Slanty Shanty- "A fine purchase."
• Slanty Shanty (locked)- "One can't go wrong with some real estate."
• Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "Bah! Such savagery."
• Watch Tower- "One certainly has the high ground up there."
• Watch Tower (burning)- "A pity."

​Renovate

Hamlet

• House Expansion Permit- "
• Demolition Permit- "

Flooring

• Wood Flooring- "A touch crude."
• Marble Flooring- "A highly cultured floor."
• Checkered Flooring- "One might play chess upon this."
• Slate Flooring- "Rather ornate design."
• Sheet Metal Flooring- "Metal flooring."
• Garden Stone Flooring- "
• Geometric Tiles Flooring- "
• Shag Carpet- "
• Transitional Flooring- "
• Wood Panel Flooring- "
• Herringbone Flooring- "
• Hexagon Flooring- "
• File:Curcy Hoof Flooring.pngCurcy Hoof Flooring- "
• Octagon Flooring- "

Shelves

• Carved Bookshelf- "
• Basic Bookshelf- "
• Cinderblock Bookshelf- "
• Marble Shelf- "
• Glass Shelf- "
• Ladder Shelf- "
• Hutch Shelf- "
• Industrial Shelf- "
• Adjustable Shelf- "
• Windowed Cabinet- "
• Wall Mounted Shelf- "
• A-Frame Shelf- "
• Crates Shelf- "
• Fridge- "
• Floating Shelf- "
• Pipe Shelf- "
• Hat Tree- "
• Pallet Shelf- "

Plantholders

• Basic Plantholder- "A little verdure decor."
• WIP Plantholder- "A little foliage."
• Fancy Plantholder- "An exquisite variety."
• Bonsai Plantholder- "Rather exotic."
• Dishgarden Plantholder- "Some plants for one's decoration."
• Philodendron Plantholder- "A modest plant."
• Orchid Plantholder- "Quite an exquisite specimen."
• Draceana Plantholder- "An alluring variety."
• Xerographica Plantholder- "An exemplary hanging plant."
• Birdcage Plantholder- "An exemplary hanging plant."
• Palm Plantholder- "An exquisite variety."
• ZZ Plantholder- "Slender decor."
• Fernstand Plantholder- "A fine variety."
• Fern Plantholder- "A fine hanging fern."
• Terrarium Plantholder- "Fascinating! A miniature greenhouse."
• Plantpet Plantholder- "Haw haw!"
• Traps Plantholder- "Fascinating specimen."
• Pitcher Plantholder- "Fine hanging plants."
• Marble Plantholder- "An exquisite arrangement."
• "Character" Tree- "
• Festive Tree- "

Columns

• Planed Wood Column- "
• Millinery Column- "
• Round Column- "
• Lit Marble Column- "

Wall Papers

• File:Wood Panelling.pngWood Panelling- "
• Checkered Wall Paper- "
• Floral Wall Paper- "
• Sunflower Wall Paper- "
• Harlequin Wall Paper- "
• Peagawk Wall Paper- "
• Orange Wall Paper- "
• Purple Wall Paper- "
• Rope Wall Panneling- "
• Circle Wall Tiling- "
• Marble Wall Tiling- "
• Fine Wall Tiling- "
• Full Wall Moulding- "
• Upholstered Wall- "

Ceiling Lights

• Wired Bulb- "
• Metal Shade Lamp- "
• File:Chandalier.pngChandalier- "
• Rope Light- "
• Dual Rope Light- "
• Blown Glass Bulb- "
• Cherry Lamp Shade- "
• Hanging Blooming Lamp- "
• Hanging Floral Lamp- "
• Tophat Light- "
• Derby Light- "

Wall Decorations

• Photo- "
• Full Length Mirror- "
• Embroidery Hoop- "
• Mosaic- "
• Wreath- "
• Axe- "
• Hunt- "
• Periodic Table- "
• Gears Art- "
• Cape- "
• No Smoking- "
• Black Cat- "
• Tasteful Fish Mounting- "
• Beefalo Mounting- "

Chairs

• Classic Chair- "
• Corner Chair- "
• Bench- "
• Horned Chair- "
• Footrest- "
• Lounge Chair- "
• Massager Chair- "
• Stuffed Chair- "
• Rocking Chair- "
• Ottoman Chair- "
• Fancy Chaise- "

House Upgrades

• Cottage Kit- "
• Tudor Home Kit- "
• Gothic Home Kit- "
• Brick Home Kit- "
• Turreted Home Kit- "
• Villa Kit- "
• Manor Kit- "

Doors

• Hardwood Door- "
• Stone Archway- "
• Forest Door- "
• Wrought Iron Door- "
• Curtained Door- "
• Industrial Door- "
• Round Doorway- "
• Gothic Door- "

Windows

• Peaked Curtain Window- "
• Round Burlap Window- "
• Peaked Window- "
• Square Window- "
• Tall Window- "
• Large Square Curtain Window- "
• Tall Curtain Window- "
• Greenhouse Wall- "

Rugs

• Eye Rug- "
• Square Throw Rug- "
• Oval Rug- "
• Large Rug- "
• Fur Throw Rug- "
• Hedgehog Rug- "
• Porcupus Rug- "
• Hoofprint Rug- "
• Octagon Rug- "
• Swirl Rug- "
• Catcoon Rug- "
• Rubbermat Rug- "
• Web Rug- "
• Metal Rug- "
• Wormhole Rug- "
• Braid Rug- "
• Beard Rug- "
• Nailbed Rug- "
• Crime Rug- "
• Soccer Rug- "

Lamps

• Fringe Lamp- "
• Stainglass Lamp- "
• Downbridge Lamp- "
• Dual Embroidered Lamp- "
• Ceramic Lamp- "
• Glass Lamp- "
• Dual Fringes Lamp- "
• Candelabra Lamp- "
• Elizabethan Lamp- "
• Gothic Lamp- "
• Orb Lamp- "
• Bellshade Lamp- "
• Crystals Lamp- "
• Upturn Lamp- "
• Dual Upturn Lamp- "
• Spool Lamp- "
• Edison Lamp- "
• Adjustable Lamp- "
• Right Angle Lamp- "
• Fancy Lamp- "

Tables

• Round Table- "
• Hard Wood Desk- "
• DIY Table- "
• College Table- "
• Crate Table- "
• Chess Table- "

Nature - Plants

Base Game

• Evergreen- "A fine pine."
• Lumpy Evergreen- "Rather pathetic looking."
• Spiky Tree- "Rather prickly fellow."
• Evergreen & Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "It's been razed."
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "Not as fertile as its brethren."
• Evergreen & Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Alarming!"
• Spiky Tree (burning)- "I can't say that was unexpected."
• Evergreen & Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Well that's done."
• Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Ashen."
• Evergreen (sapling)- "It should grow into a fine tree."
• Log- "A log fit for a fire."
• Log (burning)- "Ahh. Nice and cozy."
• Charcoal- "Rather useful bit of ash."
• Pine Cone- "I should plant this."
• Marble Tree- "I require something stronger than an axe for that!"
• Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "I say! One might think that tree had a mouth."
• Living Log- "This dead tree is alarmingly alive."
• Sapling- "Those twigs could be good for something."
• Sapling (picked)- "Nothing left here for me."
• Sapling (burning)- "Inevitable."
• Sapling (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
• Twigs- "I'm sure I can find a use for these."
• Grass Tuft- "A rather mundane tuft of grass."
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "It's been picked through, I'm afraid."
• Grass Tuft (barren)- "In desperate need of fertilizer."
• Grass Tuft (burning)- "Quite a blaze!"
• Grass Tuft (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
• Cut Grass- "Quaint, but quite useful."
• Berry Bush (normal & burning)- "A common berry bush."
• Berry Bush (picked)- "It's been relieved of its fruit."
• Berry Bush (barren)- "Quite fruitless at the moment."
• Berry Bush (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
• Reeds- "I could use those."
• Reeds (burning)- "Rather fervent flames."
• Reeds (picked)- "One must give it time to grow back."
• Cut Reeds- "Crude, but quite useful."
• Plant- "A rather ordinary plant."
• Plant (growing)- "It's germinating."
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "Ripe for harvesting."
• Marsh Plant- "Full of leafage."
• Spiky Bush- "Quite thorny."
• Spiky Bush (picked)- "Prickly."
• Spiky Bush (burning)- "Engulfed in flames."
• Spiky Bush (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
• Flower- "Quite delicate."
• Petals- "Rather ornate."
• Evil Flower- "Rather hideous."
• Dark Petals- "There's something bizarre about these."
• Carrot (planted)- "Growing quite nicely."
• Red Mushroom- "Local fauna."
• Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "Quite unreachable."
• Red Mushroom (picked)- "It's been harvested already."
• Green Mushroom- "A strange irrational fungus."
• Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "It needs to be plucked out of its hole."
• Green Mushroom (picked)- "It's been harvested already."
• Blue Mushroom- "Experimenting with fungus is rather audacious."
• Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Rather inaccessible like that."
• Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Already plucked from the earth."

Reign of Giants

• Birchnut Tree- "I do believe that's a tree."
• Birchnut Tree (stump)- "One can learn alot from that by studying the rings."
• Birchnut Tree (burning)- "It's ablaze!"
• Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Well. That's a bit of business."
• Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "It should grow into a fine tree."
• Sapling (withered)- "Rather unsuited for the weather."
• Grass Tuft (withered)- "Rather too hot for it, I'm afraid."
• Berry Bush (withered)- "Rather unfit for the weather, I'm afraid."
• Plant (withered)- "I'm afraid this weather got the best of it."
• Birchnut- "Rather useless as is."
• Cactus- "I say, it's a bit prickly."
• Cactus (picked)- "Put up a bit of a fight, by golly."
• Tumbleweed- "One never knows what one may find searching diaspore."

Shipwrecked

• Jungle Tree- "A fine specimen for The Arborist Society."
• Jungle Tree (burning)- "Those bananas are cooked!"
• Jungle Tree (burnt)- "A shame."
• Jungle Tree (stump)- "It took a bit of work to do that."
• Jungle Tree (sapling)- "A future tree."
• Jungle Tree Seed- "A bit trite."
• Palm Tree- "A rather equtorial tree."
• Palm Tree (burning)- "I've always enjoyed a roaring fire."
• Palm Tree (burnt)- "I say, is there no one around to clean this mess?"
• Palm Tree (stump)- "That tree has been hunted already."
• Palm Tree (sapling)- "A good start."
• Palm Leaf- "Perhaps this may be fashioned into something useful."
• Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "Huzzah! Huntable flora!"
• Bamboo Patch (normal & burning)- "A sizable source of bamboo."
• Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Quite useless like this."
• Bamboo Patch (stump & withered)- "Presumably it will grow back."
• Bamboo Root- "This would do better in the ground."
• Bamboo- "A plant with many uses."
• Viney Bush (normal & burning)- "Makes fine materials for construction."
• Snake Den (normal & burning)- "The sanctuary of those reptiles."
• Viney Bush (burnt)- "Rather a shame."
• Snake Den (burnt)- "Haw! That's one way to smoke them out!"
• Viney Bush (stump)- "I trust the vines will grow again."
• Snake Den (stump)- "They'll not be hiding in there again!"
• Viney Bush Root- "This would do better in the ground."
• Vine- "Vegetation with a multitude of uses."
• Mangrove (normal, burning, and stump)- "It's quite water-logged. Haw haw!"
• Mangrove (burnt)- "Rather curious how it could have burnt on the water."
• Grass (water)- "Rather sodden."
• Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "That tree looks quite bright."
• Seaweed (planted and picked)- "It should germinate soon."
• Tidal Plant- "Rather ordinary."

Hamlet

• Claw Palm Tree (normal, burning, burnt, & stump)- "It rather looks like a hand."
• Cork- "It's quite light."
• Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
• Rainforest Tree- "A lovely tree, to be sure."
• Rainforest Tree (burning)- "I say! That's a bit of danger."
• Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Well, there's nothing for it now."
• Rainforest Tree (stump)- "Chops up quite nicely."
• Cocooned Tree- "Curious bit of foliage!"
• Jungle Burr- "Rather stubborn seed."
• Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
• Tea Tree (normal, burning, burnt, stump)- "Perhaps one may cultivate tea leaves."
• Seed Pod- "Rather good for the hay fever."
• Tea Tree Sapling- "Still in its juvenile state."
• Tuber Tree & Blooming Tuber Tree- "Requires something other than an axe to chop that."
• Tall Grass- "Rather tenacious grass."
• Exotic Flower- "Ah! A bit of beauty is most welcome."
• Aloe (planted)- "Ah... An ancient medicinal plant."
• Asparagus (planted)- "Wild asparagus! What a find!"
• Radish (planted)- "I do believe that's a radish!"
• Nettle Vine- "Rather like snuff, I should think."
• Nettle Vine (picked)- "It's been picked through, I'm afraid."
• Nettle Plant (withered)- "
• Nettle Plant (moist)- "
• Nettle Plant (held)- "I shall endeavor to find a place to plant this."
• Bramble- "I say! Watch those thorns!"
• Bramble Bloom- "How charming!"
• Hanging Vine- "Quite common in the jungle."
• Great Leafy Stalk- "A rather grandiose bit of flora."
• Lotus Plant- "Quite ornate plant."
• Lotus Plant (picked)- "Quite ornate plant."
• Lily Pad- "A water lily. How lovely."
• Reeds (water)- "
• Hedge- "One is reminded of the hedge mazes of one's youth."
• Hedge (untrimmed)- "
• Hedge (burning)- "
• Hedge (burnt)- "
• Intricate Topiary- "Quite nice to see a bit of civility."
• Magic Flower- "A quite beautiful flower."
• Weathered Branch- "What could have moved that here?"
• Weathered Shrub- "There's a funny sight."
• Weathered Stick- "Rather ordinary stick."
• Weathered Tree- "I say, that's unusual."
• Weathered Trunk- "The result of some sort of accident."

Nature - Objects

Base Game

• Beehive- "Rather bustling."
• Killer Bee Hive- "Pesky creatures!"
• Honeycomb- "Rather sweet."
• Hound Mound- "You never know what one may find in a midden."
• Bones- "Clearly the work of a predator."
• Touch Stone- "A restorative stone."
• Obelisk (sane, up)- "Sobering."
• Obelisk (sane, down)- "It has disappeared into the ground."
• Obelisk (insane, up)- "I feel quite unsound."
• Obelisk (insane, down)- "Rather ominous looking but it's just a stone."
• Harp Statue- "I say! That's a rather ornate monument!"
• Marble Pillar- "I say, it's quite sturdy."
• Marble- "Rather opulent!"
• Rundown House- "I should like to study this society."
• Merm Head- "Bah! Signs of a savage society."
• Pig Head- "It appears there are warring societies here."
• Pig Torch- "Rather crude construction."
• Basalt- "Rather impervious, I'm afraid."
• Boulder- "Ah! Nothing like a bit of geology to soothe the soul."
• Rocks- "They could contain fossils!"
• Flint- "A useful bit of rock."
• Nitre- "I say! This can be made into gunpowder!"
• Gold Nugget- "I say, this brings a shine to my eye!"
• Grave- "Rather morose."
• Grave (dug)- "Ghoulish."
• Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Worth a closer examination."
• Animal Track- "Aha! I've got the trail."
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Zounds! I've lost the trail."
• Animal Track (found)- "Egads! Rather large beasts are lurking."
• Wooden Thing- "Quite an arcane device."
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "It's lacking something..."
• Wooden Thing (locked)- "I shall discover the key."
• Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I say! It appears to be doing...something!"
• Ring Thing- "I say! That looks valuable."
• Crank Thing- "A gadget of some sort."
• Box Thing- "What sort of apparatus is this?"
• Metal Potato Thing- "A contraption of some sort."
• Worm Hole- "I wonder what treasures lay within."
• Worm Hole (open)- "Bah! It's fetid."
• Worm Hole (exited)- "A bit of unpleasantness."
• Pond- "One wonders what lies within its depths."
• Skeleton- "One never knows what secrets a skeleton keeps."
• Spider Den- "Rather dank in there."
• Spider Eggs- "Repulsive."
• Rabbit Hole- "Rather dark in there."
• Walrus Camp- "The camp of marine mammals."
• Walrus Camp (empty)- "An abandoned camp."
• Sunken Boat- "I say! Are there survivors, I wonder?"
• Sunken Boat (empty)- "Quite abandoned, I'm afraid."
• Flotsam- "How does one go about getting that...?"

Reign of Giants

• Ice- "Should come in handy in the summer months."
• Mini Glacier- "A piece of frozen water."
• Mini Glacier (melted)- "Just water now."
• Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Blimey, the trail is lost."
• Burrow- "Aha! I've found its home."
• Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Blast! It's not rabbiting season."
• Rundown House (burnt)- "A pity. Now I cannot study it."
• Merm Head (burnt)- "I can't say I'm bothered by that."
• Pig Head (burnt)- "Bah! Completely unneccessary carnage!"
• Hollow Stump- "Fascinating! It's the home of those cat fellows."
• Hollow Stump (empty)- "It's empty. Pity."
• Glommer's Statue- "A fascinating shrine to a flying beast."
• Glommer's Statue (mined)- "Oh phooey, it's been cleaned out."
• Skeleton (self)- "I feel a chill."
• Sunken Boat (burnt)- "Quite worthless in this state."

Shipwrecked

• Crabbit Den- "Rather damp within."
• Crabbit Den (collapsed)- "
• Fishermerm's Hut- "The den of those curious fish creatures."
• Merm Hut- "
• Merm Hut (burnt)- "
• Shoal- "Quite an aquatic motley below!"
• Wobster Den- "Rather damp within."
• Coral Reef- "Charming!"
• Coral- "A rather handsome plant."
• Coral Larva- "Hardly worth the effort."
• Limpet Rock- "It's rather overrun by mollusks."
• Limpet Rock (withered)- "
• Limpet Rock (picked)- "Cleared of its parasites."
• Magma Pile- "Quite the geological formation!"
• Magma Pile (gold)- "I do believe I spy some gold within."
• Krissure- "Quite unstable!"
• Steamer Trunk- "Proper travelling luggage."
• Sandy Pile- "Not terribly exciting."
• Sand- "Of a good grain."
• Sharkitten Den- "The sanctuary of those adorable predators."
• Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "I can't help but think I'm missing something."
• Volcano- "Magnificent!"
• Dragoon Egg- "Not unlike an egg."
• Suspicious Bubbles- "The artifact of a sea creature's passing."
• Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "Bah! I've lost the trail!"
• Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "A leviathan lurks nearby."
• Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "Blasted waves! The trail is lost!"
• Tar Slick- "A good source of fuel, I should think."
• Tar- "I used to have domestics for dealing with this."
• Tar Trap- "Quite a sticky situation. Haw haw!"
• Tidal Pool- "There are plenty of fish in that pool!"
• Lava Pool- "Quite balmy."
• Mussels- "I say! There are creatures down there."
• Mussels (with stick)- "Rather tedious waiting for the harvest."
• Slot Machine- "Shall I try my luck?"
• Electric Isosceles- "Bewildering!"
• Octo Chest- "I do believe there are treasures within."
• Debris- "Is there no one here to tidy up?!"
• Crate- "There could be something of value in there."
• Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "Artifacts of a barbaric culture."
• Seashell (normal & beached)- "A common seashell."
• Poisonous Hole- "I should like to avoid that."
• Gunpowder Barrel- "That would make quite an ebullient hunting instrument."
• X Marks the Spot- "Huzzah! There are treasures within!"
• Rawling- "I say, old chap. You're quite vocal."
• Watery Grave- "Seems a shame to leave that out there."
• Wreck- "A shame."
• Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "This is only part of a whole."
• Grassy Thing- "One assumes this connects to something."
• Screw Thing- "Quite unusual!"
• Wooden Potato Thing- "I say! It's a transcendental tuber!"
• Ring Thing- "Used for something, I should think."

Hamlet

• Stone Slab (normal & flipped)- "One never knows what one may find underneath."
• Dung Pile- "One finds the oddest things!"
• Dung Ball- "Ra-ther!"
• Thundernest- "A fine avian artifact."
• Iron Hulk (head)- "Huzzah! The head of an ancient automaton!"
• File:Iron Hulk Hand.pngIron Hulk (hand)- "It appears to be part of an ancient civilization!"
• Iron Hulk (ribs)- "Huzzah! A metal artifact!"
• File:Iron Hulk Foot.pngIron Hulk (foot)- "Glorious! Proof of ancient technology!"
• Iron Ore- "A fine mineral specimen."
• Sparkling Pool- "Full of twinkling artifacts."
• Gold Dust- "A fine dusting of gold."
• Gnat Mound- "An abode for those bothersome insects."
• Famr House- "Charming."
• Quarry Lodgings- "
• Lawn Decoration- "Well that's progress."
• Secret Bandit Camp- "I say, that looks like treasure."
• Cave Cleft- "It seems I've found the bat's sanctuary."
• Ruinous Entrance- "
• Mant Hill- "I say! They have their own form of colonizing."
• Crumbling Brazier- "Convenient."
• Crumbling Visage- "
• Ancient Wall- "
• Fountain of Youth- "Huzzah! The legendary Fountain of Youth!"
• Fountain of Youth (dry)- "
• Ominous Carving- "One must always be careful in ruins of this kind."
• Teetering Pillar- "
• Petrified Egg (1)- "
• Petrified Egg (2)- "
• Petrified Egg (3)- "
• Petrified Egg (4)- "
• Rusty Lamp- "Unusual artifact."
• Weathered House- "I say, someone is missing their house!"

Nature - Caves

Base Game

• Plugged Sinkhole- "I say, that must lead somewhere."
• Sinkhole (generic)- "Huzzah! It leads somewhere!"
• Sinkhole (open)- "Plenty of discoveries in there, I should think."
• Exit to Surface (generic)- "It appears to be a way out."
• Exit to Surface (open)- "Shall I?"
• Red Mushtree- "A flourishing fungus."
• Green Mushtree- "A tiny tree of toxin."
• Blue Mushtree- "A towering fungal atrocity."
• Light Flower- "A rather luminous flower."
• Light Bulb- "Rather enlightening, but I shant eat that raw."
• Stalagmite (normal & pointy)- "No doubt the Geological Society would find that interesting."
• Spilagmite- "Aha! I have discovered a spider den."
• Slurtle Mound- "Rather dingy in there."
• Splumonkey Pod- "It smells rather like those barbaric creatures."
• Fern- "A bit of decoration."
• Foliage- "Rather bland bit of leafage."
• Cave Banana Tree- "Curious how these can grow down here..."
• Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "I say, that's rather gauche!"

Hamlet

• Spooky Hole- "Looks like a den of some sort."
• Stone Plug- "
• Unimportant Rock Pillar- "Rather sturdy beam."

Nature - Ruins

Base Game

• Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "I say, that must lead somewhere."
• Ruins Sinkhole- "Plenty of discoveries in there, I should think."
• Ancient Statue- "A pity it doesn't put up much of a fight."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Only half formed. I should like to see it whole."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "A superb monument from a savage civilization."
• Algae- "Rather useless plant matter."
• Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "I'm afraid it's reached its endgame."
• Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "It's been fianchettoed!"
• Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "No doubt sacrificed to protect the king."
• Relic- "I say! This is quite fascinating!"
• Relic (broken)- "Bah! One can't study it like this!"
• Thulecite Fragments- "Huzzah! These look quite intriguing!"
• Cave Lichen- "Rather prefer these cooked."
• Ornate Chest- "A gilded chest. How lavish!"
• Large Ornate Chest- "One hopes the treasure within is as ornate."
• Nightmare Light- "Vibrantly unsettling."

Nature - Volcano

Shipwrecked

• Obsidian Workbench- "I say! That will come in handy."
• Coffee Plant- "I prefer tea."
• Coffee Plant (picked)- "I'm afraid it's been picked over."
• Coffee Plant (barren)- "Rather outlived its usefulness."
• Coffee Plant (withered)- "Could do with a touch of fertilizer."
• Coffee Plant (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
• Elephant Cactus- "Not the most welcoming plant."
• Elephant Cactus (withered)- "
• Elephant Cactus Stump- "Not as bristly in this state."
• Elephant Cactus (held)- "A rare plant, to be sure."
• Cactus Spike- "The barbed projectiles of those prickly cacti."
• Obsidian Boulder- "I say! It is rather durable."
• Obsidian- "Rather inflammatory."
• Charcoal Boulder- "Quite resilient as a source of fuel."
• Burnt Ash Tree- "I say! That is a hardy bit of foliage."
• Dragoon Saliva- "Fiery sputum!"
• Woodlegs' Cage- "A buccaneer, if I'm not mistaken."
• Woodlegs (free)- "
• Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "Huzzah! An ancient artifact to examine!"
• Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "Fascinating! It still functions!"
• Volcano (exit)- "An egress from this balmy neighborhood."

Nature - Ruinous Caves

Hamlet

• A Smashing Pot- "A rather smashing pot! Haw haw!"
• Dart Trap- "
• Nasty Spear Trap- "I'll certainly avoid those."
• File:Busted Spear Trap.pngBusted Spear Trap- "
• Tempting Idol- "
• Unimportant Pillar- "Rather sturdy beam."
• Vines- "
• Wall Brazier- "
• Wishing Well- "A bit of a gamble, isn't it?"
• End's Well- "
• Aporkalypse Calendar- "Huzzah! Ancient technology!"

Nature - Mant Hill

Hamlet

• Antcomb Home- "Aha! I've found its home!"
• Honey Chest- "
• Lamp- "What a curious light!"
• Mant Warrior Egg- "
• Stalacmite Throne- "

Nature - Palace

Hamlet

• Palace- "A place of nobility!"
• Royal Gallery Exhibit- "A fine way to preserve one's artifacts."

Turfs

Base Game

• Wooden Flooring- "Has a tad of sophistication."
• Carpeted Flooring- "Quite refined."
• Checkerboard Flooring- "With enough of these I could play a round of chess."
• Cobblestones- "I applaud the attempt at sophistication."
• Forest Turf- "Luxuriant, but overrun."
• Grass Turf- "Rustic."
• Marsh Turf- "Bah! It's unsophisticated."
• Rocky Turf- "Rather rough around the edges."
• Savanna Turf- "A touch dry."
• Mud Turf- "Quite unsophisticated."
• Guano Turf- "Rather unsophisticated."
• File:Slimey Turf.pngSlimey Turf- "A touch of mildew in this."
• Fungal Turf (blue, red, green)- "A bit of fungus, I believe."
• Cave Rock Turf- "Rather dank."

Reign of Giants

• Deciduous Turf- "A bit of evergreen, I believe."
• Sandy Turf- "A bit of sand, I believe."

Shipwrecked

• Snakeskin Rug- "I do enjoy a fine snakeskin rug!"
• Jungle Turf- "A touch of jungle floor."
• Meadow Turf- "Ground from the meadows, I believe."
• Magma Turf- "Rather volatile turf."
• Tidal Marsh Turf- "Ground steeped in mud."
• Ashy Turf- "Some ashen ground, I believe."
• Volcano Turf- "Rather temperamental ground."

Hamlet

• Lawn Turf- "A bit of grassy turf."
• Cultivated Turf, Rainforest Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "A bit of turf, I believe."
• Flat Stone Turf- "A solid bit of turf."
• Stone Road Turf- "A bit of cobbled road, I believe."
• Beard Hair Rug- "I say, what's this made of?"
• Dense Turf- "
• Wild Plains Turf- "Rather nice bit of sod."

Mobs - Monsters

Base Game

• Clockwork Knight- "You'll not fork me, knight!"
• Clockwork Bishop- "I say, a chess match does sound like jolly good fun."
• Clockwork Rook- "A roaming turret!"
• Damaged Knight- "Quite a knightmare!"
• Damaged Bishop- "A ghoulish game piece!"
• Damaged Rook- "A ghastly turret!"
• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Hummph? What's that?"
• Charlie (attacked by)- "Huzzah! Show yourself!"
• Hound- "I say! That's a monstrous mongrel!"
• Red Hound- "I say! Infernal creature!"
• Blue Hound- "I say! That's a chilling quadruped!"
• Hound's Tooth- "The artifact of a rather intimidating creature."
• Spider- "Rather aggressive!"
• Spider Warrior- "He seems guarded."
• Spider (sleeping)- "I've caught it napping."
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Rather useless as a guard just now."
• Spider (dead)- "Conquered."
• Spider Warrior (dead)- "It has been bested!"
• Spider Gland- "Vile!"
• Silk- "It's quite a fine cloth!"
• Krampus- "Bah! Humbug!"
• Krampus Sack- "A rather festive satchel."
• Merm- "I say! I wonder what a piscine civilization looks like."
• Frog- "Rather skittery!"
• Frog (sleeping)- "I'll not disturb it."
• Frog (dead)- "Ah. Reminds me of my dissecting days."
• Tentacle- "I say! A monster from the depths!"
• Tentacle Spike- "A boorish animal artifact."
• Tentacle Spots- "A rather eccentric animal artifact."
• Big Tentacle- "Presumably it's attached to something?"
• Baby Tentacle- "Rather unwieldy!"
• Guardian Pig- "I say, old chap! What are you guarding?"
• Werepig- "I say! He's rather hirsute."
• Ghost- "Bah! Ghastly!"
• MacTusk- "I say! He looks jaunty!"
• Wee MacTusk- "I say! He looks like a jaunty fellow!"
• Walrus Tusk- "Ancient societies often find uses for tusks."
• Tam o' Shanter- "I feel at the top o' my game!"
• Mosquito- "Blasted bugs! Away with you!"
• Mosquito (held)- "Rather less annoying when captured."
• Mosquito Sack- "Makes things a touch more sanguine."
• Nearby Mosquitoes- "Bah! There are mosquitos about."
• Cave Spider- "Shy little fellow."
• Spitter- "I say! That's rather rude!"
• Batilisk- "I say! They'll drive one batty!"
• Meat Bulb- "Alluring!"
• Fleshy Bulb- "I say! I could plant it!"
• Eyeplant- "Ra-ther! It's quite ghoulish!"
• Slurper- "Rather parasitic."
• Slurper Pelt- "I say! A pelt could be quite useful!"
• Dangling Depth Dweller- "An abseiling arachnid!"
• Depths Worm (emerged)- "That was rather unexpected!"
• Depths Worm (lure)- "I believe it's just a plant."
• Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Rather odd..."
• Ewecus- "I say, that's an ugly creature."
• Steel Wool- "It's quite durable."

Reign of Giants

• Varg- "I say! A wild dog!"
• Poison Birchnut Tree (normal & stump)- "I say! That tree has acquired an eyeball!"
• Birchnutter- "I say! That vegetation is mobile!"

Shipwrecked

• Crocodog- "Horrifying cur!"
• Yellow Crocodog- "I say, old chap, you can keep your poison!"
• Blue Crocodog- "A cur from the depths."
• Floaty Boaty Knight- "I say! A sea horse!"
• Flup (normal and in ground)- "Eye say!"
• Eyeshot- "Eye say!"
• Pirate Ghost- "I say, old chap! Don't hurt me."
• Poison Mosquito (normal & held)- "Bah! Diseased creatures!"
• Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Has medicinal uses, if I'm not mistaken."
• Snake- "I say! A snake!"
• Poison Snake- "I'd rather not be poisoned, thank you!"
• Snakeskin- "A serpentine artifact."
• Spider Warrior (venomous)- "
• Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "
• Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "
• Sea Hound- "I say! That's an ominous looking dorsal fin."
• Stink Ray- "I say! That's a rather putrid predator!"
• Swordfish- "You'll not run me through!"
• White Whale- "From hell's heart I stab at thee!"
• White Whale Carcass- "Bah! It's rather rank!"
• Dragoon- "Quite fiery, that one."

Hamlet

• Ancient Spirit- "A phantasmic porker!"
• Giant Grub- "
• Gnat Swarm- "I do hope they don't bite."
• Hanging Vine- "Quite common in the jungle, I'm afraid."
• Mant Warrior- "I should like to study that chap more."
• Masked Pig- "I say! He's after my money!"
• Swashy Hat- "Certainly a way to hide oneself."
• Bandit Stash Map- "Ah. I do enjoy a good treasure hunt."
• Poison Dartfrog- "A poisonous pollywog!"
• Rabid Beetle- "Virulent vermin!"
• Rabid Beetle- "A rather noisy slumber."
• Rabid Beetle- "It's done for."
• Scorpion- "I say! A stinging seditionist!"
• Scorpion (sleeping)- "Rather careless."
• Scorpion (dead)- "It's been exterminated."
• Snaptooth Seedling- "There's no need for such behaviour!"
• Snaptooth Seedling- "Advantageous."
• Snaptooth Seedling- "It's been cut down."
• Snaptooth Flytrap- "Rather ornery fellow!"
• Snaptooth Flytrap- "Bah! Not so lively now!"
• Snaptooth Flytrap- "I say! That's a relief!"
• Spider Monkey- "I say! An atrocious hybrid!"
• Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "Rather bothersome still."
• Spider Monkey (dead)- "Bad breeding has been snuffed out!"
• Vampire Bat- "Entirely too sanguine for my tastes!"
• Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "I shall endeavor to sneak by."
• Vampire Bat (dead)- "It quite deserved that."
• Pig Skin?- "Rather odd mishmash of bat and pig hide."
• Weevole- "Blasted bugs!"
• Weevole Carapace- "Artifact from those blasted bugs."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

Base Game

• Beefalo- "I say, that is quite the hide!"
• Beefalo (follower)- "I seem to have picked up a straggler."
• Beefalo (sleeping)- "Lethargic."
• Beefalo (naked)- "Haw haw! It's quite amusing shaved like that."
• Beefalo (domesticated)- "
• Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "
• Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "
• Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "
• Beefalo Wool- "A souvenir."
• Beefalo Horn- "A rather useful trophy."
• Baby Beefalo- "Rather captivating."
• Nearby Bees- "The bees are stirring."
• Bee- "They're rather busy!"
• Killer Bee- "Rather pokey insects."
• Bee (held)- "Its humming is rather tedious."
• Killer Bee (held)- "Captured for future use."
• Stinger- "The artifact from a bee."
• Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Rather curious porcine humanoid."
• Pig (follower)- "I have acquired a party."
• Pig (dead)- "I say!"
• Pig Skin- "Rather useful in many civilizations."
• Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I say! It's an upright cuniculus!"
• Bunny Puff- "A gluteal artifact."
• Koalefant- "I say! That's a rare beast!"
• Winter Koalefant- "I say! That trunk would make a cozy vest."
• Pengull- "They appear quite organized."
• Rock Lobster- "I say! He seems craggy!"
• Slurtle- "Curious, it's shell is an ancient helm!"
• Snurtle- "A well armoured source of slime."
• Slurtle Slime- "Glutinous and illuminating."
• Broken Shell- "Bother! It shattered."
• Shelmet- "I feel rather Grecian."
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "Quite durable!"
• Splumonkey- "I say, throwing poop is rather uncivilized!"

Reign of Giants

• Buzzard- "Ah! A carrion bird!"
• Catcoon- "I'm rather wary of those creatures."
• Cat Tail- "A fine memento of the hunt."
• Volt Goat- "I say! I do like those horns."
• Volt Goat (charged)- "Huzzah! A buzzing young buck!"
• Volt Goat Horn- "Rather electrifying!"

Shipwrecked

• Blue Whale- "Thar she blows!"
• Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "Bah! It's rather rank!"
• Bottlenose Ballphin- "I wonder if it's friendly."
• Dorsal Fin- "An admirable aquatic artifact."
• Jellyfish (normal & held)- "One hopes they aren't poisonous."
• Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping and follower)- "I say! A producer of sodden manure."
• Horn- "An ivory artifact!"
• Prime Ape- "Ah! The leader of the homin society."
• Wildbore- "I say! This one takes a hirsute form!"

Hamlet

• Elder Mandrake- "Rather noisy fellow."
• Hippopotamoose- "A herculean hippo!"
• Hippopotamoose Antler- "Rather grandiose artifact."
• Mant- "I should like to study that chap more."
• Mant (sleeping)- "Completely defenseless."
• Mant (dead)- "Not a surprise."
• Platapine- "Rather prickly fellow."
• Platapine (sleeping)- "I'd rather not wake it."
• Platapine (dead)- "Rather dead at the moment."
• Platapine Quill- "An artifact from those prickly fellows."
• Pog- "What a jaunty little fellow."
• Royal Guard- "I shall endeavor to behave."

Mobs - Passive Animals

Base Game

• Butterfly- "A first rate addition to a butterfly collection."
• Butterfly (held)- "One wishes one had a killing jar..."
• Crow- "Ah! A corvus!"
• Redbird- "Rather paltry."
• Snowbird- "Handsome."
• Crow, Redbird, & Snowbird (held)- "A bird in the hand..."
• Jet & Crimson Feather- "A feathered artifact."
• Azure Feather- "A handsome feathered artifact."
• Gobbler- "Rather noisy bird."
• Eye Bone- "Quite an amalgamation."
• Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "I say, is it...sleeping?"
• Eye Bone (ashes)- "The artifact of a captivating bone."
• Chester- "I seem to have picked up a pet."
• Rabbit and Beardling- "I say! Is it rabbiting season?"
• Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Captured!"
• Fireflies- "I should like to capture those."
• Fireflies (held)- "Rather useful, these."
• Mandrake (planted)- "Quite a cacophony!"
• Mandrake (follower)- "Infernal caterwauling!"
• Mandrake (dead)- "More pleasant to be around like this."
• Mandrake (cooked)- "Simple yet satisfying."
• Mandrake (knocked out by)- "I say, I finally have a bit of peace and quiet."

Reign of Giants

• Glommer (normal & sleeping)- "I say, old chap, what do you want?"
• Glommer's Flower- "The smell has a bit of an after taste to it."
• Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "The smell isn't nearly as unpleasant now."
• Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "A pity. I should've liked to study that."
• Glommer's Wings- "I rather miss that beast."
• Glommer's Goop- "A bit of messy business."
• Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "I believe a beast is hiding under there."
• Moleworm (aboveground)- "You little rascal..."
• Moleworm (held)- "Huzzah! I've caught it."

Shipwrecked

• Bioluminescence- "A rather curious bug!"
• Crabbit and Beardling (normal & held)- "A crustaceous curiousity!"
• Shifting Sands- "Show yourself!"
• Dogfish- "A water cur!"
• Sharkitten- "I'll not fall victim to your endearing eyes!"
• Fishbone- "A rather odd acquisition."
• Fishbone (Packim dead)- "
• Fishbone (ashes)- "
• Packim Baggims- "I seem to have picked up a flying pet."
• Rainbow Jellyfish- "I say! This one's variegated!"
• Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "I say! That's a fine catch!"
• Parrot (normal & held)- "Beatiful plummage."
• Parrot Pirate (normal & held)- "I say! A piratical parrot!"
• Cormorant (normal & held)- "A watery fowl."
• Seagull (normal & held)- "I say! A sea bird."
• Seagull (in water & held)- "I say! A sea bird! On the sea!."
• Toucan (normal & held)- "That beak is quite fascinating."
• Doydoy (normal & held)- "I say! I thought these were hunted to extinction."
• Doydoy Nest- "Where have its occupants run off to?"
• Doydoy Feather- "A feathered artifact."
• Doydoy Egg- "I should cook this up with a rasher of bacon."
• Hatching Doydoy Egg- "Cracking!"
• Fried Doydoy Egg- "A simple meal."
• Baby Doydoy (normal & held)- "Quite naive!"
• Teen Doydoy- "
• Teen Doydoy (held)- "
• Wobster- "Ah! A mid-Atlantic variation if I'm not mistaken."
• Fishermerm- "I say! The member of an amphibious society!"

Hamlet

• Banker- "I say, old chap, do you deal in coin?"
• Beautician- "You may leave my mustache alone, thank you!"
• Collector- "I say, old chap, I should like to see your wares."
• Erudite- "I could do with some more esoteric items."
• Farmer- "A pig farmer! Haw haw! That's rich!"
• Florist- "Flowers do offer a bit of refinement to ones life."
• Hatmaker- "I say! You're a rather blithesome creature!"
• Hunter- "Have you any antique weapons perhaps?"
• Mayor Truffleston- "The leader of this pig society."
• Miner- "Ah! A purveyor of minerals."
• Professor- "I say, old chap, what's your secret to long life?"
• Pig Queen- "I should hope no one expects me to bow."
• Shopkeep- "What wares have you today?"
• Usher- "
• Worker- "A pig mechanic! Will wonders never cease?"
• Kingfisher (normal & held)- "A long-beaked lout!
• Kingfisher (sleeping)- "One wonders how it stays upright."
• Kingfisher (dead)- "Quite defeated."
• Parrot (normal & held)- "Hello Mister Polly Parrot!"
• Parrot (sleeping)- "He's quite easily stunned."
• Parrot (dead)- "That is what one calls a dead parrot."
• Pigeon (normal & held)- "Blasted pests!"
• Pigeon (sleeping)- "Bothersome."
• Pigeon (dead)- "Rather dead."
• Dung Beetle- "Too repugnant!"
• Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "It's lost its dung."
• Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "I say! It can sleep anywhere!"
• Dung Beetle (dead)- "Good riddance to bad rubbish!"
• Glowfly- "A phosphorescent fool!"
• Glowfly (sleeping)- "Perhaps I can catch it."
• Glowfly (dead)- "It's been extinguished. Haw haw!"
• Glowfly (cocoon)- "I say! It's undergoing a metamorphosis."
• Pangolden- "A respendent specimen."
• Peagawk- "I say! Eyes!"
• Peagawk (hiding)- "A bush, nothing more."
• Peagawk (sleeping)- "Sleeping with its eyes open. Clever."
• Peagawk (dead)- "Eye say! It's quite dead. Haw haw!"
• Peagawk Plume- "I say, this is a pleasant artifact."
• Piko- "I say! A rabid rodent!"
• Piko (sleeping)- "Ah! Not so squirrelly now."
• Piko (dead)- "Is it tea time yet?"
• Orange Piko- "I'm suddenly striken with a urge for tea."
• Thunderbird- "I say! Rather interesting specimen."
• Thunder Feather- "A rather decorative artifact."

Mobs - Tallbird family

Base Game

• Tallbird- "A fantastic feathered monstrosity!"
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I say! That egg would make a fine breakfast."
• Tallbird Nest (empty)- "It appears all its eggs have hatched."
• Tallbird Egg- "The egg of those marvelous birds."
• Fried Tallbird Egg- "Rather edible."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg- "I say! It appears to be hatching!"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It's rather overheated."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Quite chilly just now."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "It's certainly taking its time."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Patience is a virtue."
• Smallbird- "Quite dimunitive."
• Smallbird (hungry)- "Rather thin."
• Smallbird (starving)- "I say! It looks famished!"
• Smallish Tallbird- "A rather youthful fellow."
• Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "A bit peckish."
• Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Quite underfed."
• Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "I say, old chap, you insult me!

Mobs - Bosses

Base Game

• Treeguard- "I say! He's rather combatative for a conifer!"
• Treeguard (lumpy)- "A rather pitiful pine."
• Spider Queen- "I say! She seems annoyed."
• Spiderhat- "A horrifying hat!"
• Deerclops- "I say! He looks quite irate!"
• Deerclops Eyeball- "A first-rate trophy!"
• Ancient Guardian- "I say! He rather doesn't want me to be here!"
• Guardian's Horn- "A horn from that rather savage beast."

Reign of Giants

• Bearger- "I say! You're a big fellow."
• Thick Fur- "And what does one do with this?"
• Moose/Goose- "Huzzah! A rare quarry."
• Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "That is an egg of elephantine proportions."
• Mosling- "Quite charming!"
• Down Feather- "A meager trophy."
• Dragonfly- "I say! You're quite beastly!"
• Scales- "Quite iridescent."
• Lava Spit (hot)- "Quite a choleric bit of fluid!"
• Lava Spit (cool)- "Rather phlegmatic."

Shipwrecked

• Palm Treeguard- "That palm tree has made itself portable!"
• Quacken- "I've heard tell of such leviathans!"
• Quacken Tentacle- "To arms!!"
• Chest of the Depths- "Presumably there are treasures within."
• Quacken Beak- "The artifact from a leviathan."
• Sealnado (normal & seal form)- "Quite the weather we're having."
• Sealnado (failed attack)- "
• Turbine Blades- "Ones mind spins at its applications."
• Magic Seal- "Huzzah! It's an artifact of some sort."
• Tiger Shark- "Rather predatory!"
• Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Presumably it grants one the thrill of the fight."
• Shark Gills- "An unusual artifact from a predator."

Hamlet

• Pugalisk- "Rather excitable fellow."
• Snake Bone- "Ah. A nice reptilian artifact."
• Petrifying Bones- "I say, this is an interesting animal artifact."
• Pugalisk Skull- "A fine specimen. I should like to study it."
• Queen Womant- "Pity she's so agitated, I should very much like a talk."
• Royal Crown- "These beasts could benefit from my advanced cultural upbringing."
• Ancient Herald- "Appears to be a herald of some sort."
• Dark Tatters- "
• Large Iron Hulk- "
• Infused Iron- "

Mobs - Other

Base Game

• Maxwell- "Rather arrogant chap."
• Pig King- "Fascinting! I wonder if he'd be open to negotiations."
• Wes (trapped)- "He's been trapped!"
• Abigail- "

Reign of Giants

• Bigfoot- "I say! That's alarming!"

Shipwrecked

• Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Well, I can't say I'm glad about that."
• Yaarctopus- "He looks like a gentleman one may barter with."

Hamlet

• Maxameleon- "Rather odd fellow."
• BFB (head)- "A rather noticeable cranium."
• BFB (leg)- "
• BFB (tail)- "

Food - Meats

Base Game

• Egg- "I do enjoy a good egg for breakfast."
• Egg (cooked)- "A competent meal."
• Meat- "I could use this as food!"
• Cooked Meat- "Rather bland without some seasoning."
• Jerky- "A light meal whilst on the hunt."
• Morsel- "Properly prepared it might make for a tea time snack."
• Cooked Morsel- "Would hardly qualify as a snack."
• Small Jerky- "Rather useful for eating while on the move."
• Monster Meat- "Rather grotesque."
• Cooked Monster Meat- "That does not look agreeable."
• Monster Jerky- "Not fit for a civilized gentleman."
• Leafy Meat- "Fascinating! Meat from agriculture."
• Cooked Leafy Meat- "Quaint, but it'll do."
• Drumstick- "A bit of meat in need of cooking."
• Fried Drumstick- "Rather more tasty in this state."
• Fish- "I've caught it!"
• Cooked Fish- "Rather bland, but edible."
• Eel- "A slippery fish."
• Cooked Eel- "Tolerable, but not exquisite."
• Koalefant Trunk & Winter Koalefant Trunk- "He'll not miss it."
• Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I prefer to nose a good whiskey."
• Frog Legs- "A delicacy when cooked."
• Cooked Frog Legs- "Ah yes! Some cuisses de grenouille."
• Batilisk Wing- "Ghastly!"
• Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Rather gamey."

Shipwrecked

• Dead Dogfish- "A standard sized fish."
• Dead Swordfish- "Its sword is no use to it now."
• Tropical Fish- "Such beauty!"
• Dead Jellyfish- "Properly conquered."
• Cooked Jellyfish- "Not quite the delicacy one might hope."
• Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "It's been defeated."
• Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "Quite a colourful culinary concoction."
• Dried Jellyfish- "Rather...malleable."
• Raw Fish- "I'll not eat it like this."
• "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "The strange artifact of a stranger civilization."
• Fish Steak- "Rather bland, but edible."
• Fish Morsel- "Almost not worth preparing."
• Cooked Fish Morsel- "I'll save this for tea."
• Limpets- "One can find food anywhere, I suppose."
• Cooked Limpets- "Barely edible."
• Mussel- "I do enjoy a good steamed mussel."
• Cooked Mussel- "Moderately enjoyable."
• Roe- "I say! They are rather fetid, aren't they."
• Cooked Roe- "I should enjoy these as a nice caviar."
• Neon Quattro- "Huzzah! I'll be eating you soon enough."
• Cooked Neon Quattro- "I suppose it is better than eating it raw."
• Pierrot Fish- "Huzzah! I've caught a quarry."
• Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Adequate, but certainly not a culinary masterpiece."
• Purple Grouper- "I say! You'll make a fine dinner."
• Cooked Purple Grouper- "One really should expand ones diet with some flavouring."
• Shark Fin- "A fine dorsal artifact."
• Dead Wobster- "I do believe a lobster dinner is in order."
• Delicious Wobster- "I do rather enjoy lobster."
• Bile-Covered Slop- "I say! Rather too choleric for human consumption."
• Dragoon Heart- "Quite a bit of meat on this."

Hamlet

• Poison Dartfrog Legs- "Rather too venomous at the moment."
• Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "I have doubts the poison has left."
• Gummy Slug- "A gelatinous gnat."
• Cooked Gummy Slug- "Really! Am I so destitute?"

Food - Fruits

Base Game

• Berries- "Rather elementary. But perhaps one can add them to a recipe."
• Roasted Berries- "A touch better than eating them raw."
• Cave Banana- "I'll not eat it straight from the tree like that."
• Cooked Cave Banana- "I do enjoy a nice cooked banana."
• Dragon Fruit- "Rather more bland than it looks."
• Prepared Dragon Fruit- "A touch more tasty like this."
• Durian- "Bah! Odious fruit."
• Extra Smelly Durian- "Still odious but a touch more palatable."
• Pomegranate- "A seedy fruit."
• Sliced Pomegranate- "Archaic, but edible."

Reign of Giants

• Watermelon- "Quite enticing. But would be better cooked."
• Grilled Watermelon- "Ahh... a delightful treat."

Shipwrecked

• Banana- "I'll not eat it straight from the tree like that."
• Cooked Banana- "I do enjoy a nice cooked banana."
• Coconut- "Quite mundane."
• Halved Coconut- "Would make a fine ingredient for a proper meal."
• Roasted Coconut- "Exotic taste but a touch plebeian."
• Coffee Beans- "Ah. Beans from the Arabia."
• Roasted Coffee Beans- "Quite an invigorating smell."

Food - Vegetables

Base Game

• Carrot- "I rather prefer them roasted."
• Roasted Carrot- "Ahh. Good for the digestion."
• Corn- "A nice corn dish would go great with dinner."
• Popcorn- "Quite extraordinary!"
• Eggplant- "Rather in need of roasting."
• Braised Eggplant- "A bit of roasted vegetable is good for ones innards."
• Pumpkin- "A stable vegetable."
• Hot Pumpkin- "Hearty."
• Red Cap- "Rather dangerous to mess with this fungus."
• Cooked Red Cap- "Rather unsound to consume."
• Green Cap- "A strange irrational fungus."
• Cooked Green Cap- "Consuming cooked mushrooms is a tad more level headed."
• Blue Cap- "Experimenting with fungus is rather audacious."
• Cooked Blue Cap- "Quite intoxicating."
• Glow Berry- "I say, this is a curious piece of fruit."
• Lichen- "Rather prefer these cooked."

Reign of Giants

• Cactus Flesh- "It will need to be properly prepared, of course."
• Cooked Cactus Flesh- "A fair meal, but one can do better."
• Cactus Flower- "I say! This would be exquisite in a salad."

Shipwrecked

• Seaweed- "Quite sodden."
• Roasted Seaweed- "Palatable, but just barely."
• Dried Seaweed- "Serves a purpose."
• Sweet Potato (planted)- "Germinating on schedule."
• Sweet Potato- "A savory sweet."
• Cooked Sweet Potato- "Quite filling but it could do with a touch of seasoning."

Hamlet

• Aloe- "Is one expected to eat it raw?"
• Cooked Aloe- "One must make do."
• Asparagus- "One must always eat one's vegetables."
• Cooked Asparagus- "Rather pungent smell."
• Bean Bugs- "A bug bean."
• Cooked Bean Bugs- "One hopes one is above eating such things."
• Lotus Flower- "One must make time for beauty."
• Cooked Lotus Root- "Quite a pleasant taste."
• Nettle- "Ah! Clears ones sinuses."
• Radish- "Perhaps one can add it to a salad."
• Cooked Radish- "A vegetable side dish."
• Tuber- "Doesn't look ripe at all."
• Fried Tuber- "Still rather inedible."
• Blooming Tuber- "Ripe enough to eat."
• Fried Blooming Tuber- "I prefer something a little more sophisticated."

Food - Crock Pot

Base Game

• Bacon and Eggs- "Eggs and a rasher of bacon does improve ones constitution."
• Butter Muffin- "An ornate bit of baking."
• Dragonpie- "Pie for desert. How urbane!"
• Fishsticks- "A bit of refined food."
• Fish Tacos- "Quite worldly."
• Fist Full of Jam- "Ahh. Like grand-mama used to make."
• Froggle Bunwich- "Thank goodness for the Earl's invention."
• Fruit Medley- "A wide assortment of fruit."
• Honey Ham- "A proper meal for the properly civilized."
• Honey Nuggets- "A sweet treat."
• Kabobs- "Meat on a stick. What a novel idea!"
• Mandrake Soup- "Invigorating!"
• Meatballs- "Ahh. A proper meal."
• Meaty Stew- "Quite hardy."
• Monster Lasagna- "I prefer my meals sans hair, thank you."
• Pierogi- "Quite savory."
• Powdercake- "Bah! It's barely fit for an animal!"
• Pumpkin Cookies- "I say! What a treat!"
• Ratatouille- "A proper meal."
• Stuffed Eggplant- "Quite delectable."
• Taffy- "I do enjoy a bit of toffee."
• Turkey Dinner- "I should like this with some figgy pudding."
• Unagi- "I say! Rather enjoyable when prepared this way."
• Waffles- "A Belgian delicacy!"
• Wet Goop- "Bah! Quite inedible."

Reign of Giants

• Flower Salad- "Nothing like a salad to invigorate ones soul."
• Guacamole- "A tad zesty."
• Ice Cream- "I say, this is a bit of a treat."
• Melonsicle- "A fine saccharine delicacy."
• Spicy Chili- "Ho ho! That is quite piquant!"
• Trail Mix- "Good for the constitution."

Shipwrecked

• Banana Pop- "One must remember to treat oneself occasionally."
• Bisque- "Quite refined."
• California Roll- "A rather tasty exotic meal."
• Ceviche- "Fit for a gentleman."
• Coffee- "I prefer tea."
• Jelly-O Pop- "A properly prepared popsicle."
• Lobster Bisque- "Quite delightful!"
• Lobster Dinner- "A meal for sophisticates such as myself."
• Seafood Gumbo- "A miscellany of magnificence!"
• Shark Fin Soup- "I say! I rather enjoy eating this."
• Surf 'n' Turf- "Ahh. Nothing like the classics."
• Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Reminds me of vacationing in French countryside."
• Monster Tartare- "Bah! A gentleman has his standards!"
• Mussel Bouillabaise- "Ah! A fine meal fit for a gentleman such as myself."
• Sweet Potato Souffle- "I say! This meal is rather yammy!"
• Caviar- "One must indulge in the finer things to keep up ones spirits."
•  Tropical Bouillabaisse- "Rather refined bit of dinner, if I do say so myself."

Hamlet

• Asparagus Soup- "I do enjoy a bit of soup."
• Feijoada- "One must endure, one supposes."
• Gummy Cake- "A chewy confection."
• Hard Shell Tacos- "Really! One must have standards."
• Iced Tea- "Quite exhilarating."
• Nettle Rolls- "Quite a nice way to make the medecine go down."
• Snake Bone Soup- "A sufficient broth."
• Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Quite a bit of kick to this!"
• Steamed Ham Sandwich- "I should like steamed clams better."
• Tea- "Ah. A nice cup of tea."

Food - Other

Base Game

• Seeds- "I should plant these."
• Carrot Seeds- "It would behoove me to plant this in a garden."
• Corn Seeds- "I do enjoy growing corn."
• Dragon Fruit Seeds- "I should plant these."
• Durian Seeds- "Seeds of the odious fruit."
• Eggplant Seeds- "I should like to plant these."
• Pomegranate Seeds- "This will grow some pomegranates."
• Pumpkin Seeds- "Seeds for a pumpkin."
• Toasted Seeds- "Barely suitable for tea time."
• Honey- "Nectar of the gods!"
• Butterfly Wings- "Charming!"
• Butter- "A dab of butter makes it better."
• Rot- "Blast! It's gone bad!"
• Rotten Egg- "Odious!"
• Phlegm- "Quite!"

Reign of Giants

• Roasted Birchnut- "Ah, a cooked snack."
• Electric Milk- "Invigorating!"
• Watermelon Seeds- "Watermelon would make a fine treat."

Shipwrecked

• Blubber- "Gelatinous fuel."
• Brainy Matter- "Haw! What a clever rock."
• Sweet Potato Seeds- "I should plant these."

Hamlet

• Clippings- "Really! Does one have to keep everything?"
• Cooked Seed Pod- "
• Flytrap Stalk- "A rather useful hunting trophy."
• Nectar- "
• Magic Water- "Rather looks like a seed."
• Aloe Seeds- "
• Asparagus Seeds- "
• Radish Seeds- "
• Tuber Seeds- "

Misc Items

Base Game

• Blueprint- "This shall be put to good use."
• Gears- "Rather practical for clockwork contraptions."
• Ashes- "Rather ashen."
• Ashes of item- "Bah! There's nothing left to study!"
• Red Gem- "A torrid gem."
• Blue Gem- "Chilling beauty."
• Yellow Gem- "Looks like a bit of amber."
• Green Gem- "Huzzah! A jade jackpot!"
• Orange Gem- "I say! This gem appears quite valuable."
• Beard Hair- "I say, this is boorish!"
• Manure- "I say! That's repugnant."
• Guano- "My word!"
• Melty Marbles- "I didn't lose them after all. Haw Haw!"
• Fake Kazoo- "What sort of artifact is this?"
• Gord's Knot- "Looks rather Phrygian!"
• Gnome- "A gnomatic artifact."
• Tiny Rocketship- "What kind of artifact is this?"
• Frazzled Wires- "If there were a trading post I could trade this for something."
• Ball and Cup- "Haw haw! What fun!"
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "I should like a nice soak in the tub."
• Mismatched Buttons- "I've no need for buttons, but I suppose someone might."
• Second-hand Dentures- "What a chattering artifact!"
• Lying Robot- "The artifact of a miniature automaton!"
• Dessicated Tentacle- "A cephalopodic artifact!"
• Dwarf Star- "An illuminating artifact!"

Reign of Giants

• Webber's Skull- "Alas, poor... Yorick?"
• Bone Shards- "I prefer to study whole bones."
• Old Bell Blueprint- "I say, this looks rather deadly!"

Shipwrecked

• Venom Gland- "Quite useful on one's scrapes and bruises."
• Dubloons- "Nothing like having a bit of coin in one's pocket."
• Hail- "Now really! One should clean up after oneself."
• Message in a Bottle- "Thank goodness! I was afraid the mail wasn't getting through."
• Spoiled Fish- "Rather putrid."
• Snake Oil- "I'll not be fooled again!"
• Harpoon- "
• Trident- "Rather classical weapon."
• Peg Leg- "Really! This is hardly treasure."
• Orange Soda- "A tin canister?!"
• Voodoo Doll- "The artifact of some ancient culture, no doubt!"
• Ukulele- "A rather musical treasure."
• License Plate- "Ancient script perhaps?"
• Ancient Vase- "A pity it's been broken."
• Brain Cloud Pill- "Absolutely mind-boggling."
• Wine Bottle Candle- "A pity it was not full of something stronger than wax."
• Broken AAC Device- "An automaton not fit for the sea."
• One True Earring- "Quite a treasure!"
• Old Boot- "I'm afraid it's not my style."
• Sextant- "A civilized tool!"
• Toy Boat- "I have doubts as to its seaworthiness."
• Soaked Candle- "A pity it was not full of something stronger than wax."
• Sea Worther- "An automaton not fit for the sea."
• Iron Key- "I say! This has got to unlock something!"
• Bone Key- "I've found the key! To... something!"
• Golden Key- "I shall have to discover the lock."
• Tarnished Crown- "I say! I wonder whom this belongs to."

Hamlet

• Oinc- "This puts my mind at ease."
• Tenpiece Oinc- "I do admit, I prefer a bit of coin in my pocket."
• Centapiece Oinc- "
• Executive Hammer- "Rather speeds up civil engineering."
• Lost Idol- "It appears to be some sort of idol."
• Lost Totem- "Huzzah! A relic of the ancient pig civilization."
• Relic Fragment- "A curious muse to pick. Haw haw!"
• The Blue Sow- "
• The Jeweled Truffle- "
• Pherostone- "Huzzah! Rather makes communication easier."
• Alloy- "I say! That's useful."
• Chitin- "Rather inferior quality."
• Stalking Stick- "I say! This makes walking quite a bit easier."
• Deed of home ownership- "Finally, some civility."
• Regal Scepter- "I am more deserving of this than most."
• Royal Gallery Key- "One wonders what it unlocks."
• Key to the City- "The means to build one's own civilization."
• Queen Malfalfa- "I should like to study this."
• Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Perhaps I could send one back to the Polymathic Society."
• Can of Silly String- "I say! Rather odd artifact to find hereabouts."

Adventure Mode

Base Game

• Failed- "You have bested me, sir!"
• Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "Quite refined."
• Divining Rod- "A sophisticated bit of equipment."
• Divining Rod (cold)- "Barely transmitting a hum."
• Divining Rod (warm)- "The quarry is near!"
• Divining Rod (warmer)- "I'm quite close!"
• Divining Rod (hot)- "It's around here somewhere!"
• Divining Rod Holder- "Looks rather sophisticated."
• Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "I'm afraid it needs a key to work."
• Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "It's functioning!"
• Maxwell's Door- "Always up for a bit of adventure."
• Maxwell's Phonograph- "I prefer a robust military march."
• Maxwell's Light- "Curious device."
• Maxwell Statue- "Harrumph. A man not worthy of a statue, if you ask me."
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "Harrumph. Rather gauche."
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "
• Sick Worm Hole- "I say, it looks a little under the weather."
• Nightmare Lock- "I shall have to locate the key!"
• Nightmare Throne- "A tad grandiose for my taste."
• Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "Rather ghoulish."
• Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "I say, she's rather grisly."
• Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "A ghastly automaton."

Announcements

Base Game

• Generic- "It seems I'm not able."
• Freedom- "Unfettered at last!"
• Freezing- "A tad chilly out, don't you think?"
• Battlecry- "Huzzah! To arms!"
• Battlecry (prey)- "I shall eat well tonight!"
• Battlecry (Pig)- "I shall defend my honour!"
• Battlecry (Spider)- "Prepare to meet your doom!"
• Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "For King and Country!"
• Leaving combat- "I'll live to fight another day!"
• Leaving combat (prey)- "I grant you one more day of life."
• Leaving combat (Pig)- "Rather prefer to keep my skin!"
• Leaving combat (Spider)- "Rather more interested in survival, thank you!"
• Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Run away! Run away!"
• Activated a Bee Mine- "The bees are stirring."
• Dusk- "I say, I'd best set up camp."
• Entering light- "Rather more pleasant in the light."
• Entering darkness- "Blasted dark! I can't see!"
• Doing things in the dark- "One can't see in this!"
• Failed to do something- "It seems I'm not able."
• Failed to craft something- "Bah! What could I be missing...?"
• Failed to give something- "
• Trying to sleep during the day- "Plenty of time for sleep tonight."
• Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "Neither the time nor the place for sleep."
• Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'll sleep after a proper meal."
• Trying to sleep near monsters- "Bah! No time for sleep. I need my wits about me."
• Trying to give item to a busy mob- "Seems a bit preoccupied just now."
• Trying to give item to a dead mob- "A bit too late for gifts, I'm afraid."
• Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Perhaps when they're awake."
• Not enough fertilizer- "Bah! I'm afraid it requires more manure."
• Hounds are coming- "There are beasts lurking..."
• Deerclops is coming- "I say! That fellow looks irate!"
• Inventory full- "I'm afraid I can't carry a single thing more."
• Can't rummage (generic)- "Harrumph. I'm not doing that."
• Can't store (generic/full)- "No more room, I'm afraid."
• Can't store (invalid item)- "It's not the proper place for that."
• Can't cook (generic)- "Mastery of the culinary arts occasionally eludes me."
• Can't cook (too far)- "Perhaps if I'm a bit closer..."
• Can't shave (generic)- "Not possible, I'm afraid."
• Can't shave (nothing left)- "I'm afraid there's nothing left."
• Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "I'd likely have better luck when it's more lethargic."
• Can't write on sign (generic)- "I'll not scribble a word on that!"
• Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "
• Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "
• Unable to build structure (mounted)- "
• Eating- "Exquisite!"
• Eating (stale food)- "Not the most savory meal."
• Eating (spoiled food)- "Horrid!"
• Eating (painful food)- "I'd best avoid that in the future."
• Hungry- "I'm feeling rather peckish."
• Triggered trap- "Huzzah! A trap has sprung!"
• Torch out- "My blasted torch went out!"
• Pricked- "
• Object broken, fixable- "Should be easy enough to repair."
• Earthquake- "A slight tremblor."

Reign of Giants

• Lightning miss- "Egads! That was close."
• Overheating- "This heat is sweltering."
• Tree Shelter- "Ah. The tree cover provides some respite."
• Wetness (low)- "It's quite sodden."
• Wetness (medium)- "A touch drizzly today."
• Wetness (high)- "Quite the downpour..."
• Wetness (highest)- "I'm drenched!"
• Dropping tool while wet- "Well, that got away from me."
• Smoldering Item- "
• Burnt- "I say! That's a tad singed."
• Giant arrival- "I say! That fellow looks irate!"
• Trying to sleep on fire- "Now is not the time for slumber."

Shipwrecked

• Volcano eruption warning- "
• Volcano eruption- "Well there's a bit of excitement!"
• Sea Hounds are coming- "I don't like the looks of that dorsal fin."
• Crocodogs are coming- "There are beasts lurking..."
• Sealnado is coming- "I say! That fellow looks irate!"
• Map border approaching- "The fog is rather thick today."
• Entering map border- "I seem to have gotten lost."
• Exiting map border- "At last the fog has lifted. But where am I now?"
• Riding wave- "That was a bit of luck."
• Boat losing durability- "Gadzooks! I'm taking on water!"
• Boat leak- "Well this is a predicament..."
• Boat sinking- "The end is nigh!"
• Trawl Net full- "The trawl is full of treasure."
• Crabbit escape- "The quarry has escaped!"
• Wrong world- "Bah! I cannot reach these ancient treasures!"

Hamlet

• Can't buy item (generic)- "
• Can't buy item (not enough money)- "
• Cannot enter building (locked)- "
• Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "I say! This is not local real estate."
• Coughing- "Koff! Koff! Harrumph!"
• Digging in Dung Pile-
  • "Quite!"
  • "I say!"
  • "Oathsome bit of business!"
• Fog appearing- "This {item} is sweltering."
• Hay Fever starting- "Bah! I'm rather congested."
• Hay Fever ending- "Huzzah! My sinuses have cleared!"
• Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
  • "That hide is too thick!"
  • "Nary a crack!"
  • "Bah! What am I doing wrong?"
• Putting on Living Artifact- "Huzzah!"
• Sneezing- "Ah...CHOO!"
• Vampire Bats are coming- "Flying beasts! I've no quarrel with you!"

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomplishment- "An amusement of some sort."
• Accomplishment completed- "A feat sure to make the annals of the Gentleman's Club!"

Unimplemented

• Maxwell's Head- "Harrumph. Bigheaded blowhard."
• Deadly Feast- "A macabre meal."
• Skull Chest- "What morbid treasures are contained within?"
• Golden Pitchfork- "A rather elegant tool for groundwork."
• Boat- "Its seaworthiness is questionable."
• Home- "Ahh... Base camp."
• Sunk Boat- "I say! That voyage took a nasty turn."
• Lava Pit- "I say! It's a lava pit."
• Lava Pit (normal)- "I say! It's a pit of lava!"
• Lava Pit (low)- "Not as scorching as one might expect."
• Lava Pit (out)- "It's cooled."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "It's emitting a buzzing sound."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Bah! There are mosquitoes about."
• Tree Clump- "I'm afraid the way is blocked."
• Pig Tent- "Rather pungent habitation."
• Poison Frog- "You'll not poison me!"
• Peacock- "Rather immodest fellow."
• Mr. Skittish- "I say! There's something in the depths!"
• Swimming Horror- "Rather horrifying!"
• Beach Turf- "Rather gritty."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "I'd rather not."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "Quite a roaring fire, that."
• COFFEEBOT- "A coffee making automaton. How clever!"
• WOODLEGSSAIL- "Rather unique sail. One wonders if it belongs to someone."
• BIGFISHINGROD- "This will catch a 'wopper'."
• SNAKE_FIRE- "Rather fiery attitude on this one."
• PIKE_SKULL- "Really! That is quite barbaric!"
• Baby Water Beefalo- "I say! It's rather charming!"
• Chicken- "A fowl fellow!"
• Chicken (sleeping)- "It sleeps standing up!"
• Chicken (dead)- "Didn't put up much of a fight."
• Peep Hen- "Foolish fowl!"
• Peep Hen (sleeping)- "Yawn."
• Peep Hen (dead)- "Quite dead."
• Snapdragon- "A rabid root!"
• Snapdragon (sleeping)- "Perhaps one might be able to sneak by..."
• Snapdragon (dead)- "Bah! Almost too easy."
• Zeb- "A striped stooge!"
• Zeb (sleeping)- "Unaware and unarmed. Haw haw!"
• Zeb (dead)- "I shall contact the glue factory."

Removed

Shipwrecked

• Trawl Net (detached)- "I rather prefer more invigorating forms of hunting."
• Dorsal Fin- "An admirable artifact to show off ones sea conquests."

Hamlet

• Seed Pod- "A fine tea tree artifact."
• Iron Hulk (head)- "I say, that's a curious sight!"
• Iron Hulk (hand)- "Seems part of a whole."
• Iron Hulk (foot)- "Rather missing the rest of it."
• Town House- "How Lovely!"
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "Ah! A place for some refined food."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "I could do with a bit of grooming."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "A place of ornamentation."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Ah! A rather occultish bent to this establishment."
• Snaptooth Seedling- "I say! There's no need for such behaviour!"

Trivia

• His quote for Webber's Skull ("Alas, poor... Yorick?") is directly referencing a quote from Shakespeare's Hamlet.
• His quote for Cargo Boat mentions the East India Company.