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Walani talking — Surf's up!

“You seem chill.”

This page lists Walani's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Walani

Tools

Base Game

Axe- "I could cut trees with this... But I'd rather not."
Luxury Axe- "That's one treasury tool."
Shovel- "Ugh, digging..."
Regal Shovel- "I'm digging this fancy shovel."
Pickaxe- "My back hurts just looking at it."
Opulent Pickaxe- "I picked a good one."
Razor- "You're not coming near my legs!"
Hammer- "Smashing stuff *sounds* like work, but it's pretty fun."
Pitchfork- "Looks like some kind of trident."
Feather Pencil- "Lightweight. I like it."
Brush- "Brushing beefalo hair is so relaxing."
Saddle- "That looks comfortable."
War Saddle- "A saddle fit for a queen."
Glossamer Saddle- "It's like riding a wave only hairier."
Saddlehorn- "Oh, that'll help getting the saddle off."
Salt Lick- "Salt makes everything taste better. Even salt."

Shipwrecked

Machete- "What a hack job."
Luxury Machete- "I can hack in style."

Hamlet

Shears- "What am I supposed to do with these?"

Lights

Base Game

Campfire (upon being built and normal)- "My cozy campfire!"
Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Oh, sweet enemy of darkness."
Campfire (high)- "Uhh... I hope this doesn't spread."
Fire Pit (high)- "So much bright!"
Fire Pit (normal)- "Could be better, could be worse."
Campfire (low)- "I think it needs some energy!"
Fire Pit (low)- "It's barely doing its job."
Campfire (embers)- "I need fuel for my fire!"
Fire Pit (embers)- "This fire is tired."
Campfire (out)- "Well, that's that."
Fire Pit (out)- "It's taking a break."
Torch- "Take that, night!"
Miner Hat- "Another job I hope to never do."
Pumpkin Lantern- "Spooky!"
Lantern- "It really lightens the mood."

Reign of Giants

Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I'm not really sure how this thing works."
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "Uhh... I hope this doesn't spread."
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "The fire is doing it's job."
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "My cozy campfire!"
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I think it needs some energy!"
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "I need fuel for my fire!"
Moggles- "I CAN SEE ALL!"

Shipwrecked

Chiminea (all stages)- "Stay safe from the howling winds, precious light!"
Bottle Lantern- "This will keep the dark away."
Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Oh, sweet enemy of darkness."
Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "So much bright!"
Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "This fire keeps on lickin' and tickin'."
Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "It's barely doing its job."
Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "This fire is tired."
Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "It's taking a break."
Tar Lamp- "Will this fit on a surfboard?"
Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "I taught the fire how to surf."
Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "That thing's working waaaay too hard."
Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Don't strain yourself, fire."
Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "It's okay, fire. You can take a rest if you want."
Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "It looks totally pooped."
Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "I guess it needed a rest."

Hamlet

Cork Candle Hat- "Sweet. Now my hands are free."
Cowl- "Kinda grody."

Survival

Base Game

Backpack- "To haul my stuff around."
Piggyback- "Was it worth it?"
Bird Trap- "I can catch myself a birdy buddy with this."
Bug Net- "Maybe I could pass an afternoon catching butterflies."
Fishing Rod- "Have rod will travel."
Straw Roll- "For nap time!"
Fur Roll- "For a more comfortable nap time!"
Tent- "A cool, dry place to catch some Zzz's."
Trap- "Catch me a beach breakfast!"
Honey Poultice- "I can patch myself up with this!"
Healing Salve- "It helps me live a little."
Umbrella- "Keep off, elements!"
Compass-
- N- "North-ish?"
- S- "South-ish?"
- E- "East-ish?"
- W- "West-ish?"
- NE- "Northeast-ish?"
- SE- "Southeast-ish?"
- NW- "Northwest-ish?"
- SW- "Southwest-ish?"
Compass (generic)- "How do I use this thing again?"
Bundling Wrap- "That's a wrap!"
Bundled Supplies- "Huh. Somehow it's less heavy like this."

Reign of Giants

Insulated Pack- "Keeps my snacks chill."
Luxury Fan- "An artificial ocean breeze."
Siesta Lean-to- "I could use a snooze."
Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "That would be improper napping form."
Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "Sleeping right now seems kinda dangerous."
Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Foooooooooooooood..."
Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "It's a bit too cavey around here for a siesta."
Tent (burnt)- "Great! Just great..."
Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "Rest in peace."
Thermal Stone- "It's rock temperature."
Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Refreshing."
Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's icy!"
Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's a little toasty."
Thermal Stone (hot)- "It's warm and glowing."
Pretty Parasol- "This should keep me almost dry."

Shipwrecked

Thatch Pack- "For when my pockets are full."
Booty Bag- "Booty in the back."
Sea Sack- "Squishy."
Tropical Fan- "Sweet relief."
Silly Monkey Ball- "What's that little dude? You want me to throw you?"
Tropical Parasol- "My own pint sized palm tree."
Anti Venom- "This'll make the sickness go away."
Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "It's like indoors, but outdoors."

Hamlet

Bug B'Gone- "For those bugs that bug me."
Bird Whistle- "Here birdy birdy."

Food

Base Game

Crock Pot (empty)- "I could cook stuff with that."
Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "If I watch it it'll never boil."
Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Food incoming!"
Crock Pot (finished)- "I cooked something. Yum!"
Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
Bee Box- "That box has bees in and around it."
Bee Box (no honey)- "Get to work, bees."
Bee Box (some honey)- "Looks like the bees made me some honey!"
Bee Box (full of honey)- "It's overflowing with sweet, sweet honey!"
Farm- "Looks like manual labor to me."
Farm (growing)- "I hope it's organic."
Farm (finished)- "Can I get to the eating part now?"
Farm (needs fertilizer)- "That shrub could use some grub."
Ice Box- "A constant reminder to keep it cool."
Drying Rack- "This rack could use some meat."
Drying Rack (drying)- "See you later water."
Drying Rack (finished)- "That's some good looking jerky."

Reign of Giants

Crock Pot (burnt)- "The food might taste a bit burnt."
Bee Box (burnt)- "Maybe the bees did some redecorating?"
Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "It's toast!"
Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Water doesn't make things dry."
Drying Rack (burnt)- "Your days of jerkying are over."
Bucket-o-poop- "Ground food."

Shipwrecked

Mussel Stick- "They glop to it."
Mussel Bed- "I should plant it before the poor things dry out."
Fish Farm (empty)- "I guess I gotta find fish eggs now. Oof."
Fish Farm (growing)- "C'mon fish! I'm an "instant gratification" kind of gal."
Fish Farm (one fish)- "Hey lil dude! Welcome to the farm!"
Fish Farm (two fish)- "Aw, my fish has buddies!"
Fish Farm (three fish)- "It's looking like a real party in there!"
Fish Farm (four fish)- "Do I really have to eat them?"

Hamlet

Sprinkler- "Does all my watering for me."

Science

Base Game

Science Machine- "I wish you were a do-all-the-work-for-me machine."
Alchemy Engine- "I still feel like I'm doing most of the work here."
Thermal Measurer- "Why put numbers on what you can feel?"
Rainometer- "Tells me when to paddle in."
Lightning Rod- "It's powered by electricity."
Lightning Rod (charged)- "It's fully energized!"
Gunpowder- "It goes boom."

Reign of Giants

Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Ugh, do I have to build you again now?"
Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Not much use to me now."
Rainometer (burnt)- "Guess you didn't see that coming."
Ice Flingomatic (off)- "It's out cold."
Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Fling it on!"
Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It needs some juice."
Electrical Doodad- "Thingy what does the science!"

Shipwrecked

Sea Lab- "In the middle of the ocean and I still have to do stuff!"
Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "Chillin'."
Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "Super chillin'."
Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Not so chillin'."
Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "Little bit of illin'."
Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "Illin'."
Quacken Drill- "This is not a drill! Wait, it totally is."

Hamlet

Smelter- "I'll just let that do all the work for me."
Oscillating Fan- "A nice breeze."

Exclusive to PS4

Accomploshrine- "Well, that looks like a lot of busywork."

Fight

Base Game

Spear- "For stabbing problems."
Ham Bat- "I can fight food with food."
Boomerang- "They say if you love something, you should let it go."
Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! Stop hitting yourself, Walani."
Blow Dart- "Do I have to shoot someone with it?"
Sleep Dart- "(Sometimes I use it for naps.)"
Fire Dart- "A real quick way of lighting a firepit when no one's looking."
Football Helmet- "I feel like I could tackle anything."
Grass Suit- "Doesn't seem all that sturdy."
Log Suit- "I hope the attacker doesn't have an axe."
Marble Suit- "That's just overkill."
Bee Mine- "It's like a confetti bomb. But bees."
Tooth Trap- "Ooh that looks nasty!"

Reign of Giants

Scalemail- "This armor is so hot right now."
Morning Star- "That's one gnarly-lookin' whacker."
Weather Pain- "I'm glad I'm not on the receiving end."

Shipwrecked

Poison Spear- "Anybody want a sick day?"
Poison Dart- "Not good for party tricks. I learned the hard way."
Coconade- "Just holding it makes me feel powerful."
Coconade (lit)- "This will make a big splash!"
Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "Seems a little aggressive."
Cutlass Supreme- "It's been awhile since I held one of these."
Horned Helmet- "I hope it doesn't mess up my ponytails."
Seashell Suit- "The ocean will protect me!"
Limestone Suit- "Seems maybe too study."
Cactus Armor- "How will I hug trees in this?"

Hamlet

Halberd- "You could poke an eye out on this thing!"
Cork Bat- "Pretty lightweight."
Weevole Mantle- "Ew. It's all creepy-crawly."
Mant Mask- "Sorry bug-dude."
Mant Suit- "Nice threads!"
Fancy Helmet- "Keeps my noggin safe."
Tin Suit- "I feel like a soda can."
Blunderbuss- "A bit of overkill."

Structures

Base Game

Birdcage- "I need to get a birdy buddy."
Birdcage (occupied)- "I hope my birdy buddy is happy."
Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "My birdy buddy must've been sleepy."
Pig House- "Where the pigs kick back and relax."
Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "How do they all fit in there?"
Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Turn it back on! PLEASE!"
Rabbit Hutch- "A decent enough place to live."
Hay Wall (held and placed)- "Better than no wall..."
Wood Wall (held and placed)- "Knock on wood this keeps stuff out."
Stone Wall (held and placed)- "Seems strong..."
Chest- "Treasure!"
Sign- "Hang ten!"
Potted Fern- "It can no longer grow free."
Mini Sign (held)- "I'm getting tired of carrying this around."
Mini Sign (empty)- "I could doodle on this."
Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Nice drawing."
Wood Fence (held)- "You mean I gotta build it myself?"
Wood Fence- "You can't fence me in, dude."
Wood Gate (held)- "I may need a nap after building this."
Wood Gate- "The way in and the way out."

Reign of Giants

Pig House (burnt)- "Hope they had insurance."
Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Aw. The bunnies lost their home."
Hay Wall (burnt)- "Not surprising... it was made out of hay..."
Wood Wall (burnt)- "It was wood after all..."
Chest (burnt)- "Nooooo! Goodbye shiny, shiny treasure..."
Scaled Chest- "What did I get?!"
Sign (burnt)- "I know the feeling."

Shipwrecked

Sand Castle- "I feel like a kid again!"
Sand Castle (sand)- "I like it between my toes and nowhere else."
Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Bores live in houses? Wild!"
Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Gnarly domicile, man..."
Limestone Wall (inventory and placed)- "Now THIS is a wall!"
Dragoon Den- "Work out? Why bother."
Sandbag (held)- "Remind me not to swim while carrying these!"
Sandbag- "Heavy lifting..."
Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Aloha, world!"
Seaworthy (SW world)- "I wonder what this does..."
Buoy- "It's just hanging out."
Sea Chest- "Now I don't need to swim back to shore for my stuff."
Ballphin Palace- "Man, even their houses are cute."
Sea Wall (held)- "I still have to like... build it."
Sea Wall- "A coral corral. Heh."

Hamlet

Cork Barrel (normal and burnt)- "Should keep my stuff all corked up safe."

Refine

Base Game

Rope- "Good for a lot of boring stuff."
Boards- "Not much surf in these boards."
Cut Stone- "I don't have to build something, do I?"
Papyrus- "Bet this burns good."
Purple Gem- "Shiny!"
Nightmare Fuel- "The stuff of nightmares."
Beeswax- "A lotta work for some wax."
Wax Paper- "Can't write on it but I can wrap stuff with it."

Shipwrecked

Cloth- "Where did my sticks go? I've been bamboozled!"
Limestone- "That's some tough stuff."
Empty Bottle- "I could whistle a tune with you."
Coral Nubbin- "Heh. 'Nubbin'."

Hamlet

Claw Palm Sapling- "That was a lot of work for a little tree."

Magic

Base Game

Meat Effigy- "You better work."
Prestihatitator- "That lever's calling to me."
Shadow Manipulator- "Manipulating shadows sounds tough, glad I don't have to."
Pan Flute- "Plays hypnotic tunes."
Night Light- "Lights the night with 'mares."
Night Armor- "Eyuk! It makes my skin crawl."
Dark Sword- "Wield the dark."
One-man Band- "Let's get this jam sesh rollin'!"
Bat Bat- "Maybe I could bat some bats with this."
Belt of Hunger- "So efficient!"
Chilled Amulet- "I like to put it on when I'm feeling a little too steamed."
Nightmare Amulet- "This thing drives me nuts!"
Life Giving Amulet- "It makes me feel safe when I'm wearing it."
Fire Staff- "It's a hot commodity."
Ice Staff- "Too cold to hold."
Telelocator Staff- "It shows me things I never knew I could see."
Telelocator Focus (full)- "Good to go!"
Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "I think it likes purple gems."
Telolocator Socket (full)- "Lookin' good!"
Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "I think it wants me to jam rocks in it."

Reign of Giants

Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Up in smoke..."
Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Guess I don't get to pull the lever anymore."
Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Couldn't you have manipulated yourself into not getting burnt?"
Old Bell- "Summons the big stomper."

Shipwrecked

Piratihatitator- "It holds many sea-crets."
Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Fire always wins."
Dripple Pipes- "I'm gonna play some sweet jams on this baby."

Hamlet

Hogus Porkusator (normal and burnt)- "Look at that - pigs can fly!"
Pugalisk Wand- "That's one way to win a staring contest."
Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Where's that go?"
Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "A way out."
Living Artifact- "That looks cool. What does it do?"
Root Trunk- "Now I don't gotta go far to get all my stuff."
Vortex Cloak- "Keeps the shadows from harshin' my mellow."

Dress

Base Game

Sewing Kit- "I ain't the sewing kind."
Rabbit Earmuffs- "Keeps my ears fluffy and warm."
Straw Hat- "Keeps my face from getting freckly."
Beefalo Hat- "It smells like beefalo."
Beekeeper Hat- "Stops the bee kisses."
Feather Hat- "I'm at one with my feathered friends."
Winter Hat- "It's like a hug for my head."
Top Hat- "Not quite my style..."
Dapper Vest- "I hope none of my surfer buds see me in this."
Breezy Vest- "Let's my skin breath."
Puffy Vest- "I could fall asleep in this."
Bush Hat- "This makes me feel at one with nature."
Garland- "That's a happy looking headpiece!"
Walking Cane- "I cane, I saw."

Reign of Giants

Cat Cap- "I can feel the spirits of catcoons that made it."
Fashion Melon- "Next best thing to a watermelon bikini."
Ice Cube- "Keeps my head cold. And wet."
Rain Coat- "The surf can't touch me now!"
Rain Hat- "High and dry."
Summer Frest- "Even sun worshipers need a break."
Floral Shirt- "This shirt is so me."
Eyebrella- "My third eye will protect me."
Hibearnation Vest- "Made of real bearger chest!"

Shipwrecked

Brain of Thought- "It's, like, blowing my mind!"
Snakeskin Hat- "Raindrops keep falling on my hat."
Snakeskin Jacket- "I guess snakes aren't so bad."
Blubber Suit- "Gross, but effective."
Windbreaker- "The wind slips right around me!"
Tar Suit- "This may have been my worst idea. Ever."
Particulate Purifier- "Protection from stink."
Sleek Hat- "Aerodynamic. Choka."
Shark Tooth Crown- "Feels wrong having these on my head..."
Dumbrella- "This should keep me at least twice as dry."

Hamlet

Gas Mask- "Out with the bad air, in with the good."
Pith Hat- "A hard hat!"
Thunderhat- "Love the hat."

Ancient

Base Game

Thulecite- "It's otherworldly."
Thulecite Wall (held and placed)- "Ruins wall. Kinda at odds, no?"
Thulecite Wall (damaged)-
Thulecite Medallion (min)- "I can breathe easy."
Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Woah! Things are really heating up!"
Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's gaining strength!"
Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I think it's keeping consistent."
Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "It's leaving…"
Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "It's almost over…!"
Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I'm not getting anything."
The Lazy Forager- "Finally, jewelry that gets me."
Magiluminescence- "People tell me I glow when I wear it!"
Construction Amulet- "This necklace is a creative force. I'm feelin' it."
The Lazy Explorer- "Ah, this staff was made for me!"
Star Caller's Staff- "Isn't starlight bad for the skin?"
Deconstruction Staff- "This staff only destroys."
Pick/Axe- "I'm picky when it comes to tools."
Thulecite Crown- "Fit for a queen."
Thulecite Suit- "It's so fancy!"
Thulecite Club- "Know a few scallywags I'd like to introduce this to."
Houndius Shootius (held)- "It's got my back."
Houndius Shootius- "It's looking out for me."

Nautical

Shipwrecked

Log Raft- "Seriously?"
Raft- "Worst. Surfboard. Ever."
Row Boat- "Awww, rowing? Ugh."
Cargo Boat- "This surfboard sure has a lot of pockets."
Armored Boat- "What a clunky looking board."
Encrusted Boat- "Whatever floats my boat."
Surfboard- "My love for you is deeper than the ocean."
Surfboard (launched)- "Surf's up!"
The 'Sea Legs'- "I'd still rather board."
Boat Repair Kit- "Surfboard maintenance is important!"
Thatch Sail- "A blow boater's best friend."
Cloth Sail- "I'll flow with the wind."
Snakeskin Sail- "Why bother when I have my board?"
Feather Lite Sail- "For smooth and swift sailing!"
Iron Wind- "Uh... I'll stick to my board, thanks."
Boat Torch and Lantern- "Night-surfing. I love it!"
Boat Cannon- "Shooting it into the water can make some pretty sweet waves."
Quackering Ram- "I prefer to be a pacifist on the pacific."
Sea Trap (held and placed)- "Wobster goes in. Dinner comes out."
Sea Yard (off)- "Ughhh, I should refill it."
Sea Yard (on)- "Does it work on surfboards?"
Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "It's running on fumes. Same!"
Tar Extractor (off)- "I'm giving Mother Nature a rest."
Tar Extractor (on)- "It's doing everything for me. Great!"
Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "It's gonna run out of fuel."
Trawl Net- "Lootin' and cruisin'"
Trawl Net (detached)- "A sack of sea goodies!"
Trawl Net (sinking)- "I wonder what it grabbed up..."
Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Just a little more trawlin'..."
Spyglass- "You can't hide from me, islands!"
Super Spyglass- "I can super sea!!"
Captain Hat- "If only the boss could see me now."
Pirate Hat- "High fashion for the high seas."
Lucky Hat- "Nautical."
Life Jacket- "Just in case the waves get all gnar'."

Hamlet

Cork Bowl Canoe- "I've definitely seen better boats."

Volcanic

Shipwrecked

Obsidian Machete- "This blade's as hot as it is cool."
Obsidian Axe- "I gotta work to make you work..."
Obsidian Spear- "Ready. Aim. Fire-y."
Obsidian Armor- "It kinda pokes my butt."
Obsidian Coconade- "Beware of the boom!"
Howling Conch- "Get those waves cranking!"
Sail Stick- "Probably more useful than a regular stick."
Volcano Staff- "I'm the volcano's boss now!"

Treasure Hunting

Hamlet

Disarming Tools- "Those traps won't get me anymore."
Ball Pein Hammer- "Aw... it's a cute little hammer."
Gold Pan- "You mean I gotta work for my gold?"
Magnifying Glass- "It's amazing what you can find with this."

City Planning

Hamlet

Lamp Post (off)- "Pretty sure that's a lamp."
Lamp Post (on)- "Thanks for keeping me safe, light!"
Town House- "One of those pigdudes' houses."
Town House (burning)- "Aww... Where they gonna sleep now?"
The Sterling Trough Deli- "Grub!"
The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Harsh."
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "I could always pick up a thing or two."
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Dude! That had all the good stuff."
Curly Tails Mud Spa- "They got stuff for my bumps and bruises."
Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "Aww... That place was real chill."
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Always ready to veg out."
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Where am I gonna get my grub now?"
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "I love that place."
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "Bummer."
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "Lotta weird stuff in there."
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "Well, someone will put it out."
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Magic always makes things easier."
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "That's a bummer."
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Whoa. Got some heavy gear in there."
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "Heinous."
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "I could use a good hat for the beach."
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "Harsh."
Swinesbury Academy- "Boring."
Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "Well at least it burns well."
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Where the money is."
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "That's too bad."
The Tinkerer's Tower- "I wonder if there's a blueprint for a bed in there."
The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "Oops. Gettin' kinda toasty."
Swinesbury City Hall- "That's where that big shot pig works."
Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "Bummer."
My City Hall- "Never thought I'd have a job."
My City Hall (burning)- "Dang."
Security Contract- "Sweet. I can hire my own guard with this."
Slanty Shanty- "A place to sleep at night! And during the day."
Slanty Shanty (locked)- "
Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "
Watch Tower- "See anything good up there?"
Watch Tower (burning)- "Who'da thought stone would burn so fast?"

Renovate

Hamlet

House Expansion Permit- "Cool! I can make a bedroom."
Demolition Permit- "Seems like a shame to wreck all that work I did."

Flooring

Wood Flooring- "Nice wood flooring."
Marble Flooring and Slate Flooring- "Ohh. Fancy floor."
Checkered Flooring- "I could play checkers on this."
Sheet Metal Flooring- "Harsh."
Garden Stone Flooring- "Now I can feel the grass in my toes."
Geometric Tiles Flooring and Wood Panel Flooring- "Nice floor!"
Shag Carpet- "Feels good on my tootsies."
Transitional Flooring- "Meh, good enough."
Herringbone Flooring- "Cool!"
Hexagon Flooring- "Nice floor."
Curcy Hoof Flooring- "Bet those pigs would like this."
Octagon Flooring- "It's a floor. I'll take it."

Shelves

Carved Bookshelf and Ladder Shelf- "I can put my stuff on there."
Basic Bookshelf and Floating Shelf- "A place to put my stuff."
Cinderblock Bookshelf, Crates Shelf, and Pallet Shelf- "I have this in my place at home."
Marble Shelf, Hutch Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, Wall Mounted Shelf, and A-Frame Shelf- "Fancy place to put stuff."
Glass Shelf- "Seems breakable."
Industrial Shelf- "I guess it works alright."
Windowed Cabinet- "A fancy place to put stuff."
Fridge- "Reduce, reuse, recycle."
Pipe Shelf and Hat Tree- "A place to put stuff."

Plantholders

Basic Plantholder- "Hey there, plant."
WIP Plantholder- "Hey there, little bush."
Fancy Plantholder- "It's a fancy pants plant."
Bonsai Plantholder- "I love it!"
Dishgarden Plantholder and Philodendron Plantholder- "Hey there, little plants."
Orchid Plantholder- "Ohhh. Pretty..."
Draceana Plantholder- "Hey there, spiky plant."
Xerographica Plantholder, Birdcage Plantholder, and Pitcher Plantholder- "Hey there, hanging plant."
Palm Plantholder- "Hey there, leafy plant."
ZZ Plantholder- "Hey there, skinny plant."
Fernstand Plantholder- "Hey there, ferny plant."
Fern Plantholder- "Hey there, hanging fern."
Terrarium Plantholder- "Aww... they got a little home."
Plantpet Plantholder- "Awww... it's a pet plant."
Traps Plantholder- "Hey there, snappy plant."
Marble Plantholder- "Hey there, fancy plant."
"Character" Tree- "Looks like it could use a nap."
Festive Tree- "Holidays! My favorite time of year!"

Columns

Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, and Round Column- "Keeps the roof up."
Lit Marble Column- "A fancy way to keep the roof up."

Wall Papers

Wood Paneling, Floral Wall Paper, and Harlequin Wall Paper- "It's a wall. I'll take it."
Checkered Wall Paper- "I could play checkers on this."
Sunflower Wall Paper- "Aww. Sweet..."
Peagawk Wall Paper- "Pretty walls!"
Orange Wall Paper and Purple Wall Paper- "I'm not fancy."
Rope Wall Panneling- "Ship shape."
Circle Wall Tiling, Marble Wall Tiling, and Full Wall Moulding- "I like it!"
Fine Wall Tiling- "Looks like something a big shot would have on their wall."
Upholstered Wall- "Ohhh... soft."

Ceiling Lights

Wired Bulb- "Meh. I'm not picky."
Metal Shade Lamp- "I'm not picky."
Chandelier- "Who's gonna light all those?"
Rope Light and Dual Rope Light- "It's a light. I'll take it."
Blown Glass Bulb- "Ohh. Fancy.
Cherry Lamp Shade- "A light with a cherry on top."
Hanging Blooming Lamp- "A pretty little light."
Hanging Floral Lamp- "A pretty light for the ceiling."
Tophat Light and Derby Light- "Nice hat, light!"

Wall Decorations

Photo- "Looks like a nice enough kid."
Full Length Mirror- "Good for the feng shui."
Embroidery Hoop- "Pretty homey."
Mosaic- "Must've taken some time to make."
Wreath- "Christmas already?"
Axe- "Meh. Not my style."
Hunt- "Kinda aggressive."
Periodic Table- "Really makes you think, don't it."
Gears Art- "Really makes you think."
Cape- "Stylish."
No Smoking- "Lotta rules."
Black Cat- "Aww. Cute cat..."
Tasteful Fish Mounting- "Aw. Poor little fishy."
Beefalo Mounting- "That just makes me sad."

Chairs

Classic Chair- "Yes! I could sit on this!"
Corner Chair- "Dude. I could totally sit on this."
Bench- "I could sleep on that!"
Horned Chair- "I'm sittin' on that!"
Footrest- "A place to put your feet up."
Lounge Chair- "I could totally fall asleep on that."
Massager Chair- "Nope."
Stuffed Chair- "Sweet! A nice comfy chair."
Rocking Chair- "My grandma had one of these."
Ottoman Chair- "I like it!"
Fancy Chaise- "Can I sleep on it?"

House Upgrades

Cottage Kit- "Hey if I can sleep in it, I'm good."
Tudor Home Kit- "As long as the bed's not made of stone."
Gothic Home Kit- "You mean I gotta build this myself?"
Brick Home Kit- "All I need is a roof and a place to sleep and I'm happy."
Turreted Home Kit- "How big are the bedrooms?"
Villa Kit- "I can sleep in luxury. But I gotta build it first."
Manor Kit- "I wish this was already built."

Doors

Hardwood Door, Stone Archway, and Wrought Iron Door- "A door. I should go through it."
Forest Door- "Hope it's not still alive."
Curtained Door- "Nice and cozy."
Industrial Door- "Little harsh."
Round Doorway- "Is that pig gonna eat me?"
Gothic Door- "That bat's not gonna attack, is he?"

Windows

Peaked Curtain Window, and Tall Window, Large Square Curtain Window, and Tall Curtain Window- "Lets in the light."
Round Burlap Window- "Meh. It'll do."
Peaked Window- "I can see through there."
Square Window- "Little square for my taste."
Greenhouse Wall- "All the beauty of the outside. All the convenience of the inside."

Rugs

Eye Rug- "Kinda gives me the willies!"
Square Throw Rug and Octagon Rug- "Soft on my feets."
Oval Rug- "A rosy little rug."
Large Rug- "A big rosy rug."
Fur Throw Rug- "Aww. Something died for this rug."
Hedgehog Rug- "No animals were harmed in the making of this rug."
Porcupus Rug- "Aww... sorry little guy."
Hoofprint Rug- "This one's got fancy pig feet on it."
Swirl Rug- "Meh. It could be softer."
Catcoon Rug- "Aww...sorry little guy."
Rubbermat Rug- "Rubbery."
Web Rug- "Kinda sticky."
Metal Rug- "Meh. It could be softer."
Wormhole Rug- "Does it work?"
Braid Rug- "I've made these before."
Beard Rug- "Ew."
Nailbed Rug- "Harsh."
Crime Rug- "Yeesh."
Soccer Rug- "How geometric."

Lamps

Fringe Lamp- "Hey there, little lamp."
Stainglass Lamp- "Hey there, tiffany lamp."
Downbridge Lamp- "Looks a little down."
Dual Embroidered Lamp, Dual Fringes Lamp, and Dual Upturn Lamp- "Two lights?! Whoo!"
Ceramic Lamp- "Hey there, rosy lamp."
Glass Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, Crystals Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "Hey there, fancy lamp."
Candelabra Lamp- "Who's gonna light those?"
Spool Lamp- "Kinda ho hum, but I'm not picky."
Edison Lamp- "Hey, it's a light."
Adjustable Lamp- "Oooh. This one's adjustable."

Tables

Round Table- "I could eat off there."
Hard Wood Desk- "A kinda boring table."
DIY Table and College Table- "Meh. It'll do."
Crate Table- "I got this in my place at home."
Chess Table- "I could play checkers on here."

Nature - Plants

Base Game

Evergreen- "Reminds me of winter, yuck."
Lumpy Evergreen- "Looks like the diet version."
Spiky Tree- "Me and spikes don't get along."
Evergreen (stump)- "Sliced and diced."
Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Cut down in its prime."
Spiky Tree (stump)- "Not so spiky now."
Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "That's not cool."
Spiky Tree (burning)- "I've never seen such a spiky fire."
Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "I know the feeling."
Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Still spiky."
Evergreen (sapling)- "
Log- "There's a board in there."
Log (burning)- "Waste of a good board."
Charcoal- "The remains of something burnt."
Pine Cone- "It's a tree baby."
Marble Tree- "Super weird."
Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "There's a board in there just begging to get free."
Living Log- "It looks bummed."
Sapling- "Board material?"
Sapling (picked)- "Looks noodled."
Sapling (burning)- "Not much to burn."
Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "Planting this sounds like hard work."
Twigs- "Very useful."
Grass Tuft- "For all your grassy needs."
Grass Tuft (picked)- "It will be back."
Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs help to grow."
Grass Tuft (burning)- "That won't last."
Cut Grass- "It makes a swishing sound when I walk."
Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Awesome! That bush has berries!"
Berry Bush (picked)- "It's kinda just a regular bush now."
Berry Bush (barren)- "The life's been sucked out of it."
Reeds- "More grass. Righteous."
Reeds (picked)- "Catch you on the flip flop."
Reeds (burning)- "Whoa. Heavy."
Cut Reeds- "It was hard work cutting those. Nap time!"
Plant- "Farming is so hard!"
Plant (growing)- "It's still just a child."
Plant (ready to be picked)- "Can I get to the eating part now?"
Marsh Plant- "Planty."
Spiky Bush- "I don't need spikes."
Spiky Bush (picked)- "Yeoch!"
Spiky Bush (burning)- "The spikes are burning. Good."
Flower- "I'm very picky when it comes to these."
Petals- "Flowers totally get me."
Evil Flower- "Flowers shouldn't be that scary."
Dark Petals- "These smell like bad karma."
Carrot (planted)- "Ooo, that's a good find!"
Red and Blue Mushroom- "It's a mushroom."
Red and Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's taking a nap."
Red and Blue Mushroom (picked)- "I wonder if it'll come back?"
Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's sleeping."
Green Mushroom- "Funky fungi."
Green Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it's thirsty."

Reign of Giants

Birchnut Tree- "It comes in so many colors!"
Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Thanks for the logs. Sorry about, like, your body."
Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Senseless."
Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Saying sorry won't bring it back."
Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "
Sapling (withered)- "Looks like I feel."
Grass Tuft (withered)- "It looks tired."
Berry Bush (withered)- "That bush isn't looking very good."
Plant (withered)- "Something made it all... gross."
Birchnut- "Come on out, nature!"
Cactus- "It's fine if you just leave it alone."
Cactus (picked)- "
Tumbleweed- "It's on a journey called life."

Shipwrecked

Bamboo Patch (normal and burning)- "I guess I could cut that down."
Jungle Tree- "It's like nature's canopy."
Viney Bush and Snake Den (normal and burning)- "Looks a little tangled."
Bamboo Patch (stump and withered)- "Hurry up and grow already!"
Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (stump)- "Sliced and diced."
Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "Those vines are mine."
Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burning)- "That's not cool."
Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "I think it's dead."
Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burnt)- "I know the feeling."
Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "Not much use to anyone now."
Bamboo Root- "Planting this sounds like hard work."
Viney Bush Root- "Do I really have to replant it?"
Jungle Tree (sapling)- "A tree yee shall be."
Jungle Tree Seed- "I could plant a tree with thee."
Bamboo- "This looks pretty float-atious."
Vine- "Good for lashing stuff down."
Grass (water)- "This grass is well hydrated!"
Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "That is an impressive piece of coral."
Seaweed (planted and picked)- "Gets caught on my board."
Mangrove (normal, burning, and stump)- "This tree really likes water."
Mangrove (burnt)- "How?"
Palm Tree- "Cool hair, tree."
Palm Tree (sapling)- "Hey little tree dude."
Palm Leaf- "Would make a cute skirt."
Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "That tree would make a great board."
Tidal Plant- "Tropical planty."

Hamlet

Claw Palm Tree- "Kinda pretty in an ugly sorta way."
Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
Cork- "Bet this'll float."
Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
Rainforest Tree- "You're a beauty!"
Rainforest Tree (burning)- "
Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "
Rainforest Tree (stump)- "
Sick Rainforest Tree- "Yeesh. How'd it get like that?"
Cocooned Tree- "Hang then, little spider monkey things."
Jungle Burr- "There's a plant in you, I just know it!"
Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
Tea Tree- "Hey little tree!"
Tea Tree (burning)- "
Tea Tree (burnt)- "
Tea Tree (stump)- "
Seed Pod- "I heard it's good for allergies."
Tea Tree Sapling- "
Tuber Tree- "Totally tubular."
Blooming Tuber Tree- "
Tall Grass- "It's too much work to pick it with my hands."
Tall Grass (cut)- "
Exotic Flower- "I love these."
Aloe (planted)- "
Asparagus (planted)- "
Radish (planted)- "
Nettle Vine- "Whew! That's a strong smell."
Nettle Vine (picked)- "It'll grow back eventually."
Nettle Plant (withered)- "Nah. Not the right dirt for it."
Nettle Plant (moist)- "Water really makes it happy."
Nettle Plant (held)- "Planting this sounds like hard work."
Bramble- "Yeouch. I'm staying away from those."
Bramble Bloom- "So beautiful it's almost worth the effort."
Hanging Vine- "That seems dangerous."
Great Leafy Stalk- "What a great tree!"
Lotus Plant- "Those'd make a great surfboard pattern."
Lotus Plant (picked)- "
Lily Pad- "Looks like a waterbed to me."
Reeds (Water)- "It'd be a lot of effort to go get them."
Lawn Decoration- "Looks heavy."
Hedge- "Nice hedge!"
Hedge (untrimmed)- "
Hedge (burning)- "
Hedge (burnt)- "
Intricate Topiary- "Rad."
Magic Flower- "Whoa! It's all sparkly."
Weathered Branch- "Just a branch."
Weathered Shrub- "Must've taken a lot of work to make this."
Weathered Stick- "Hey stick!"
Weathered Tree- "How'd that get here?"
Weathered Trunk- "Harsh."

Nature - Objects

Base Game

Beehive- "The bees must sleep in there."
Killer Bee Hive- "The worst kind of hive!"
Honeycomb- "It's sweet and full of bee babies."
Hound Mound- "I think there are some angry pups lurking nearby."
Bones- "It's a bunch of bones. How comforting."
Touch Stone- "Hope I never need you, weird wood dude..."
Obelisk (sane, up)- "Go off!"
Obelisk (sane, down)- "That's one dark tower."
Obelisk (insane, up)- "Ouch. My thoughts are hurting."
Obelisk (insane, down)- "See ya."
Harp Statue- "No shoes, no... head... no service!"
Marble Pillar- "What was it meant to hold up?"
Marble- "Pretty fancy material."
Rundown House- "I could have sworn this was an outhouse."
Merm Head- "As if the pigs didn't smell bad enough."
Pig Head- "Tough break, dude."
Pig Torch- "It's kind of cute."
Basalt- "The strong, silent type."
Boulder- "I like you much better on land."
Rocks- "Not flat. Won't skip."
Flint- "This rock doesn't roll."
Nitre- "Not just any old dumb rock."
Gold Nugget- "It's shiny and useful!"
Grave- "Seems rude to mess with it."
Grave (dug)- "Thanks for the loot, dude."
Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Well, would you look at that. A pile of dirt."
Animal Track- "Friends are near!"
Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Ugh, it got away."
Animal Track (found)- "I hear rustling nearby."
Wooden Thing- "Get your weird face out of here, dude!"
Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "It'd take a lot of effort to put this back together."
Wooden Thing (locked)- "It still won't let me through."
Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "Do I really want to go through that?"
Ring Thing- "I think I should hold on to it."
Crank Thing- "You wanna come with me, huh?"
Box Thing- "This looks important."
Metal Potato Thing- "Heh heh."
Worm Hole- "Is that it's front end, or back?"
Worm Hole (open)- "Well, I see no reason not to jump in."
Worm Hole (exited)- "...where am I?"
Pond- "Perfect spot to sit back and enjoy the scenery."
Skeleton- "Surfing in the beyond..."
Spider Den- "They don't like trespassers."
Spider Eggs- "Start a spider farm."
Rabbit Hole- "It's rabbit-shaped."
Walrus Camp- "Sweet digs."
Walrus Camp (empty)- "No one home."
Sunken Boat (occupied and empty)- "Surfboards don't sink!"
Flotsam- "Maybe I can fish it out."

Reign of Giants

Ice- "It knows how to chill."
Mini Glacier- "At least someone around here knows how to chill!"
Mini Glacier (melted)- "I didn't bring my puddle stompin' boots!"
Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "The water washed the tracks away..."
Burrow- "Nice hole, mole."
Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "I guess they needed Me Time."
Rundown House (burnt)- "This house has char-acter."
Merm Head (burnt)- "I like it better burnt."
Pig Head (burnt)- "Wasn't it bad enough already?"
Hollow Stump- "Looks like a nice place to crash."
Hollow Stump (empty)- "Anyone there?"
Glommer's Statue- "Woah, far out."
Glommer's Statue (mined)- "All messed up now."
Skeleton (self)- "Surfing the beyond..."
Sunken Boat (burnt)- "An admirer of the sea, burned to ash. What injustice!"

Shipwrecked

Crabbit Den (normal and collapsed)- "A beachfront home. Nice."
Fishermerm's Hut- "Where the workers take five."
Merm Hut- "I could have sworn this was an outhouse."
Merm Hut (burnt)- "This house has char-acter."
Shoal- "Looks like a good place to get lunch."
Wobster Den- "I can wait as long as it takes."
Coral Reef- "What a pretty coral reef."
Coral- "I need a fish tank to put this in!"
Coral Larva- "Look at this lil slime dude! How are you, slime dude?"
Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "Just look at all these Barneys."
Limpet Rock (picked)- "Nothing to eat here."
Magma Pile- "It's warm to the touch."
Magma Pile (gold)- "Normally I hate gold diggers."
Krissure- "It's got a hot temper."
Steamer Trunk- "This trunk is a little steamy."
Sandy Pile- "If this was bigger I could sand board."
Sand- "I like it between my toes and nowhere else."
Sharkitten Den- "There are kitties jammin' inside."
Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "Just sand?"
Volcano- "Mount gnarly!"
Dragoon Egg- "I licked one once. It burned my tongue."
Suspicious Bubbles- "Something's down there..."
Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "It must've dove deeper."
Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail, Monsoon Season)- "The waters are way too rough."
Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "Whale, whale, whale!"
Tar Slick- "Aww, the tar's seeping right into the ocean water."
Tar- "Why did I want this again?"
Tar Trap- "Sticky and environmentally unfriendly!"
Tidal Pool- "Wonder how deep it goes..."
Lava Pool- "It's like a gooey campfire!"
Mussels- "There's food hanging out down there."
Mussels (with stick)- "That's it mussels, do some pull ups."
Slot Machine- "Should I push my luck?"
Electric Isosceles- "Take me to a new surf spot!"
Octo Chest- "Booty-ya!"
Debris- "Boat chunks..."
Crate- "Wonder what's inside."
Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "That's what happens when you lose your head."
Seashell- "A gift from the sea."
Poisonous Hole- "Gag!"
Gunpowder Barrel- "Hmm, was I in charge of keeping these stowed?"
X Marks the Spot- "Hope this is worth the work."
Rawling- "This dude cracks me up!"
Watery Grave- "That wound's a little too fresh."
Wreck- "Probably won't be sailing on that anytime soon."
Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "I sense its power..."
Grassy Thing- "I hope this isn't a broom 'cause I hate sweeping."
Screw Thing- "That thing attaches to the other thing?"
Wooden Potato Thing- "Tubular..."
Ring Thing- "Doesn't look suited for hula-hooping..."

Hamlet

Stone Slab- "What's under there?"
Dung Pile- "Mushburger."
Dung Pile (picked)- "Nothing left."
Dung Ball- "Should've leashed it."
Thundernest- "It's that owl-dude's home."
Iron Hulk (head)- "There's no shoulders for this head."
Iron Hulk (hand)- "Yeesh. Don't wanna high five that."
Iron Hulk (ribs)- "Just stay asleep little guy."
Iron Hulk (foot)- "I think I had a pair of boots like that."
Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "I don't wanna know what it does when it's all together."
Iron Ore- "This has gotta be good for something."
Sparkling Pool- "There's sparkly things down there!"
Gold Dust- "Fairy dust!"
Gnat Mound- "Like an apartment building for bugs."
Farm House- "Farm life ain't for me."
Farm House (burning)- "That happened fast!"
Quarry Lodgings- "They work too hard in there."
Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "That's some inferno."
Secret Bandit Camp- "I found it!"
Cave Cleft- "I don't get good vibes from that place."
Ruinous Entrance- "
Mandrake Hill- "I wonder how they get any sleep."
Mant Hill- "I bet it took a ton of work to dig that."
Crumbling Brazier- "
Crumbling Visage- "
Ancient Wall- "A old wall."
Fountain of Youth- "I could be this young forever!"
Ominous Carving- "Nah. I'll leave it."
Teetering Pillar- "Don't fall down on me!"
Deflated Balloon- "
Wicker Basket- "
Monogrammed Luggage A- "
Monogrammed Luggage B- "
Useless Flags- "
Bag of Sand- "
Petrified Egg (1)- "I didn't break it."
Petrified Egg (2)- "Where's the bird?"
Petrified Egg (3)- "I'm not cleaning that up."
Petrified Egg (4)- "Looks kinda old."
Rusty Lamp- "Huh. Doesn't even work."
Weathered House- "Maybe I could move in."
Stone Thing- "Isn't there supposed to be more to it?"
Lever Thing- "It hooks up to something, but what?"
Rock Thing- "Looks like something I should take."
Relic Thing- "Don't know what it is, but it's probably important."
Iron Thing- "Maybe it'll be good for something."

Nature - Caves

Base Game

Plugged Sinkhole- "How much effort will it take to get down there?"
Sinkhole- "I've always wanted to try spulunking."
Rope to Surface- "
Red Mushtree- "Medium mushness."
Green Mushtree- "Grow tree! Mush! Mush!"
Blue Mushtree- "That's a whole lot of mushtree!"
Light Flower- "I want a whole wreath of them!"
Light Bulb- "Naturally bright. Just like me!"
Stalagmite (normal and pointy)- "A pretty cool rock."
Stalagmite (pointy, low)- "This rock seems uncool."
Spilagmite- "It's a hole. Full of SPIDERS."
Slurtle Mound- "The snail things come out of there."
Splumonkey Pod- "Neat abode, guys."
Fern- "Nature finds a way, even here."
Foliage- "It's all natural."
Cave Banana Tree (normal, burning, and burnt)- "That's not a real banana!"

Hamlet

Spooky Hole- "Looks pretty creepy."
Unimportant Rock Pillar- "

Nature - Ruins

Base Game

Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "
Ruins Sinkhole- "
Ancient Statue- "How depressing."
Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Maybe it still works?"
Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "This is giving me major jeepers."
Algae- "It makes me miss the sea."
Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "Lots of potential here!"
Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "I hope someone makes something out of that."
Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Look at all those parts."
Relic- "Where's the ancient bed?"
Relic (broken)- "I'm not cleaning that up."
Thulecite Fragments- "Weird."
Cave Lichen- "This moss makes me sad."
Ornate Chest- "Maybe I'll get something nice?"
Ornate Chest (triggered trap)- "
Large Ornate Chest- "Whatcha got for me, magic chest?"
Nightmare Light- "I don't care how weird it is, as long as it keeps darkness away."

Nature - Volcano

Shipwrecked

Obsidian Workbench- "For playing with fire."
Coffee Plant- "Java!"
Coffee Plant (picked)- "Hurry up and grow back!"
Coffee Plant (barren)- "Nooo, I need my java!"
Coffee Plant (withered)- "If it grew on the volcano..."
Elephant Cactus- "Looking sharp!"
Prickly Elephant Cactus- "Ouch!"
Elephant Cactus Stump- "It's taking a nap."
Coffee Plant and Elephant Cactus (held)- "Planting this sounds like hard work."
Cactus Spike- "I don't get the point."
Obsidian Boulder- "Too much work to get you open..."
Obsidian- "Ouch, you're hot!"
Charcoal Boulder- "Burnt, but good!"
Burnt Ash Tree- "Rubs off on my hands."
Dragoon Saliva- "My brother used to do the same thing."
Woodlegs' Cage- "Whoever invented cages had a cruel heart."
Woodlegs (free)- "
Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "The volcano asks its price..."
Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "Ready to receive..."
Volcano (exit)- "

Nature - Ruinous Caves

Hamlet

A Smashing Pot- "Looks breakable."
Dart Trap- "
Nasty Spear Trap- "
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Tempting Idol- "
Unimportant Pillar- "A good sturdy beam."
Vines- "
Wall Brazier- "
Wishing Well- "What's the harm in wishing?"
End's Well- "I wish... this wasn't so creepy."
Aporkalypse Calendar- "I hate clocks."

Nature - Mant Hill

Hamlet

Antcomb Home- "Looks like a home for the bug-dudes."
Honey Chest- "It makes all the honey for me!"
Lamp- "Sweet light!"
Mant Warrior Egg- "Hope it stays in that egg."
Stalacmite Throne- "I think there's stuff stuck in there."

Nature - Palace

Hamlet

Palace- "Snazzy!"
Royal Gallery Exhibit- "Ooh. Looks expensive."

Turfs

Base Game

Wooden Flooring- "Hardwood. Fancy."
Carpeted Flooring- "Make fists with your toes."
Checkerboard Flooring- "Fancy."
Grass Turf- "Grassy."
Rocky Turf- "Rocky."
Marsh Turf- "Goopy..."
Mud Turf- "Squelchy."
Guano Turf- "It's ground."
Slimy Turf- "I have a sinking feeling about this."
Cave Rock Turf- "Crunchy."
Other Turfs- "Keeps me grounded."

Reign of Giants

Decidous Turf- "Keeps me grounded."
Sandy Turf- "Take the beach to go."

Shipwrecked

Jungle Turf- "Gnarled-ly."
Meadow Turf- "Nice underfoot."
Tidal Marsh Turf- "Marshy."
Ashy Turf- "Ashy..."
Other Turfs- "Keeps me grounded."

Hamlet

Lawn Turf- "Grassy dirt."
Cultivated Turf, Rainforest Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "Turfy dirt."
Flat Stone Turf- "Solid dirt."
Stone Road Turf- "Rocky road. Mmmm..."
Beard Hair Rug- "How's it grow?"
Dense Turf- "Ground for planting jungle stuff."
Wild Plains Turf- "I like the swirls."

Mobs - Monsters

Base Game

Clockwork Knight- "He looks like he could use a nap."
Clockwork Bishop- "Don't get any bright ideas."
Clockwork Rook- "Check, mate!"
Damaged Knight- "He should go to sleep... and not wake up."
Damaged Bishop- "This is why I don't play board games!"
Damaged Rook- "Is that thing real?!"
Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Who's there?! Leave me alone!"
Charlie (attacked by)- "ACHK! I SAID GO AWAY!"
Hound- "This dog is a real drag!"
Red Hound- "This one seems angrier somehow."
Blue Hound- "What a chilly pup."
Hound's Tooth- "Highlights the importance of regular dental checkups."
Spider- "Crawly creep."
Spider Warrior- "Back off, you're germy!"
Spider (sleeping)- "Aww, it's so peaceful and disgusting."
Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Hope you're having a nightmare."
Spider (dead)- "I wonder if it will rain now?"
Spider Warrior (dead)- "Now I can rest in peace."
Spider Gland- "Why does health food taste so bad?"
Silk- "Spider gunk..."
Krampus- "Stealing isn't cool!"
Krampus Sack- "A bag of stolen goods."
Merm- "It should really go for a swim."
Frog- "Keep your tongue to yourself, bucko."
Frog (sleeping)- "Sweet dreams."
Frog (dead)- "It was too good for this world."
Tentacle- "Hands off, bucko!"
Tentacle Spike- "It's pretty flimsy. I can't see it doing much damage."
Tentacle Spots- "These might help me out of a tight spot."
Big Tentacle- "This has no right to exist."
Baby Tentacle- "Much too slimy!"
Guardian Pig- "Take it easy, big guy."
Werepig- "Haha! What even is that?"
Ghost- "You deserve a rest."
MacTusk- "Hey grey belly! How's life treatin' ya?"
Wee MacTusk- "How ya doin', tiny?"
Walrus Tusk- "That's a pretty impressive tooth."
Tam o' Shanter- "This plaid ain't bad."
Mosquito- "Filthy bloodsucker!"
Mosquito (held)- "Don't think this means we're friends."
Mosquito Sack- "Makes an okay pillow if you plug your nose."
Nearby Mosquitoes- "
Cave Spider- "I see you over there!"
Spitter- "No thank you!"
Batilisk- "Go flap somewhere else!"
Meat Bulb- "It's so attractive."
Fleshy Bulb- "Get meat, the easy way."
Eyeplant- "Made you look!"
Slurper- "It's a little gross, but who am I to judge?"
Slurper Pelt- "Maybe it doubles as a blanket."
Dangling Depth Dweller- "How rude of you to drop in!"
Depths Worm (emerged)- "That dude can pull off some sweet aerials."
Depths Worm (lure)- "Nothing to see here."
Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Something's taking a dirt nap."
Ewecus- "Hey there, little guy!"
Steel Wool- "It's too hard to make a sweater out of."

Reign of Giants

Varg- "What's your deal, man?"
Poison Birchnut Tree- "I said I was sorry!"
Poison Birchnut Tree (stump)- "
Birchnutter- "Chillax, little dude."

Shipwrecked

Crocodog- "It's cute, from a safe distance."
Yellow Crocodog- "I respect its right to exist, but... not so nearby!"
Blue Crocodog- "What's the crocodeal, dude?!"
Floaty Boaty Knight- "What a horrible knight to have a curse."
Flup (normal and in ground)- "It's rude to stare, dude!"
Eyeshot- "It makes a wet squelch when it hits stuff."
Pirate Ghost- "Aw. He could've had an eternal nap, but he came back."
Poison Mosquito (normal and held)- "Get lost!"
Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Ewwww."
Snake- "I hope you can't swim."
Poison Snake- "That guy has a sick bite!"
Snakeskin- "I could make a scaly bikini out of this!"
Spider Warrior (venomous)- "Back off, you're germy!"
Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "Hope you're having a nightmare."
Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "Now I can rest in peace."
Sea Hound- "Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!"
Stink Ray- "I thought shark farts were bad..."
Swordfish- "I've resolved to be more of a lover than a fighter."
White Whale- "Do ye spout black blood and roll fin out?"
White Whale Carcass- "Vengeance is mine."
Dragoon- "Woah, tone it down, my guy."

Hamlet

Ancient Spirit- "I don't want no trouble."
Giant Grub- "Yeesh. That guy needs to chill out."
Gnat Swarm- "Ick! Stay away!"
Hanging Vine- "That seems dangerous."
Mant Warrior- "Aggh! Leave me alone!"
Masked Pig- "He's tryin' to steal my stuff! Not cool."
Swashy Hat- "I look a little too shady in this."
Bandit Stash Map- "It's where that dude put all the stuff he stole."
Poison Dartfrog- "Killer colors, froggy-dude."
Rabid Beetle- "Dude, you need to chill!"
Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "That's it. Now just stay asleep."
Rabid Beetle (dead)- "That's a bummer."
Scorpion- "Too close, scary dude!"
Scorpion (sleeping)- "It kinda looks almost peaceful like that."
Scorpion (dead)- "Ugh. Gnarly."
Snaptooth Seedling- "Find something else to eat, please."
Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "They're better this way."
Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "Can't say I'm too sorry."
Snaptooth Flytrap- "I don't feel like being eaten right now."
Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "I could almost like them when they're asleep."
Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "Still gross."
Spider Monkey- "Get out of here, grom!"
Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "Shh. Don't wake the scary monkey."
Spider Monkey (dead)- "Dude! It's dead!"
Vampire Bat- "Don't get aggro on me now."
Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "It'd be great if you could just stay asleep."
Vampire Bat (dead)- "Dang!"
Pig Skin?- "Weird. It's pig skin from a bat."
Viper- "Leave me alone!"
Weevole- "Annoying little guys."
Weevole Carapace- "Ew. Bug skin."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

Base Game

Beefalo- "I love these things!"
Beefalo (follower)- "Aww, he loves me!"
Beefalo (sleeping)- "Blissfully unaware of the terrors of night."
Beefalo (naked)- "Beautiful beach bod, bud."
Beefalo (domesticated)- "Wanna be my pet?"
Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "You like eating almost as much as I do!"
Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "Hey, wanna do all my walking for me?"
Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Yeesh. Chill out!"
Beefalo Wool- "It looks more like hair to me."
Beefalo Horn- "It's a big animal horn."
Baby Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "Growing up is a trap... don't do it!"
Nearby Bees- "Relax your thorax!"
Bee- "Well bzz bzz to you too!"
Killer Bee- "It's badly BEEhaved."
Bee (held)- "Don't worry. I'll keep you safe."
Killer Bee (held)- "This bee needs to relax."
Stinger- "Glad I don't have to pick this out of my skin."
Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Lookin' fine, swine."
Pig (follower)- "Let's hit the waves!"
Pig (dead)- "Bad luck, dude."
Pig Skin- "Kinda gross when you think about it."
Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Do you give good hugs?"
Bunny Puff- "Fluffy!"
Koalefant- "Hang ten, big guy."
Winter Koalefant- "Hang ten, big snowy guy."
Pengull- "Hey little dude."
Rock Lobster- "No need to fight!"
Snurtle and Slurtle- "It tastes with its feet. Gross."
Slurtle Slime- "It's hard to hold on to."
Broken Shell- "Holding on to these doesn't even seem worth it."
Shelmet- "I'm a little embarrassed to wear it in public."
Snurtle Shell Armor- "Protection from nature, by nature."
Splumonkey- "You think he can surf?"

Reign of Giants

Buzzard- "Not dead yet, friend!"
Catcoon- "It's very independent and loves garbage. Me too!"
Cat Tail- "This would make a stylish hat."
Volt Goat- "Do you think it would let me snuggle it?"
Volt Goat (charged)- "Majestic!"
Volt Goat Horn- "I feel a little bad about the dead goat."

Shipwrecked

Blue Whale- "What's got ya down, fella?"
Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "You don't have to be sad anymore..."
Bottlenose Ballphin- "My surfing buddies!"
Dorsal Fin- "I thought I was the only one around here who'd fallen to pieces."
Jellyfish- "I hate these things."
Jellyfish (held)- "Don't step on one in bare feet!!"
Water Beefalo (normal, follower, and sleeping)- "You smell like wet hair."
Horn- "I'm glad it's not attached to anything."
Prime Ape- "This guy's a major beach leech."
Wildbore- "I'm not wild about it."

Hamlet

Elder Mandrake- "Hey there, noisy dude!"
Hippopotamoose- "You look large and in charge."
Hippopotamoose Antler- "Woah. It's a big one!"
Mant- "Hey, bug-dude!"
Mant (sleeping)- "Like a bug-dude in a rug, dude."
Mant (dead)- "That bugs me."
Platapine- "Hey little barbed dude."
Platapine (sleeping)- "I'll just sneak by."
Platapine (dead)- "Aw..."
Platapine Quill- "Yeouch. Looks sharp!"
Pog- "Hey little dude, wanna hang?"
Pog (follower)- "Aw, I like you too!"
Pog (sleeping)- "Sleep tight little dude."
Pog (Aporkalypse)- "I'm gonna go over here until you calm down, okay?"
Royal Guard- "Oohhh. Looking tough."
Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Catch some "Z"s while you can!"
Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Chill out, pig dude."
Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "I've been there, buddy."

Mobs - Passive Animals

Base Game

Butterfly- "What a pretty pattern!"
Butterfly (held)- "You're my pretty pocket pal."
Crow- "Akaw!"
Crow (held)- "Are we best friends now?"
Redbird- "A song given wing."
Redbird (held)- "How are you doing, little guy?"
Snowbird- "You have a lovely voice!"
Snowbird (held)- "You're not too squished, are you?"
Jet Feather- "A real softy."
Crimson Feather- "I'm tickled by the color of this."
Azure Feather- "I would love a necklace made of these."
Gobbler- "He's a doofy little guy."
Eye Bone- "I get the feeling I'm being watched."
Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "Nap time!"
Eye Bone (ashes)- "Huh. I guess it didn't like traveling?"
Chester- "The best kind of friend- one who works for free."
Rabbit and Beardling- "Look at its little ears!"
Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "No need to be scared."
Fireflies- "My kind of insects."
Fireflies (held)- "My glowy little pocket pals."
Mandrake (planted)- "A mystical plant."
Mandrake (follower)- "You're messing up my chill vibes, dude."
Mandrake (dead)- "I was rooting for it."
Mandrake (cooked)- "Poor little guy."
Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Woah. What happened?"

Reign of Giants

Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "Looks like a friend."
Glommer's Flower- "Wouldn't it look great in my hair?"
Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Poor lil' thing."
Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Huh. I guess it didn't like traveling?"
Glommer's Wings- "Sigh. Fly no more, friend."
Glommer's Goop- "I'll make sure it goes to good use."
Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Who's down there?"
Moleworm (aboveground)- "Welcome to the surface!"
Moleworm (held)- "Are you comfy in there, buddy?"

Shipwrecked

Bioluminescence- "Pretty glowy goop!"
Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "If I was on my surfboard I could catch you."
Shifting Sands- "He's taking a break from running."
Dogfish- "Bring me my slippers."
Sharkitten- "For my worst nightmare, you're pretty cute."
Fishbone (normal and Packim dead)- "I'll hold onto this."
Fishbone (ashes)- "I must've missed the party."
Packim Baggims- "You got a big mouth, fella."
Rainbow Jellyfish- "Lookin' good, lil dude!"
Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "Hey there, little buddy."
Parrot (normal and held)- "Will you ever stop squawking?"
Parrot Pirate (normal and held)- "He's a squawkbuckler."
Seagull (normal and held)- "Poop hawk!"
Seagull (normal and held, in water)- "Eww, it's nethers are touching my waves..."
Toucan (normal and held)- "You could catch waves with a nose like that!"
Cormorant (normal and held)- "Hang ten, stinky sea dude!"
Doydoy (normal and held)- "Well hey there little guy."
Doydoy Nest- "Looks like a great place to nap. For a doydoy."
Doydoy Feather- "It's soft to the touch."
Doydoy Egg- "Could be a doydoy. Or could be dinner."
Hatching Doydoy Egg- "I didn't touch it, I swear."
Fried Doydoy Egg- "You can taste the endangerment."
Baby Doydoy (normal and held)- "Aw! You look like you want a cuddle!"
Teen Doydoy- "
Teen Doydoy (held)- "
Wobster- "Yummy sea bug."
Fishermerm- "You don't mind working for a living."

Hamlet

Banker- "But can money buy you naps, banker man?"
Banker (sleeping)- "I guess money can buy you naps."
Banker (dead)- "
Beautician- "You look great, dudess!"
Beautician (sleeping)- "She looks great even while they sleep."
Beautician (dead)- "
Collector- "Whoa, you got some cool stuff in here."
Collector (sleeping)- "I kinda like him better this way."
Collector (dead)- "
Erudite- "You sell magic stuff, right?"
Erudite (sleeping)- "Wish I could join her."
Erudite (dead)- "
Farmer- "How are you, farmer-pig-dude?"
Farmer (sleeping)- "Work hard. Sleep hard."
Farmer (dead)- "
Florist- "I always wanted to grow flowers."
Florist (sleeping)- "Flowers always put me to sleep too."
Florist (dead)- "
Hatmaker- "Cool hats!"
Hatmaker (sleeping)- "My kind of lady."
Hatmaker (dead)- "
Hunter- "Harsh. You got alot of weapons in here."
Hunter (sleeping)- "Awww, he looks so peaceful."
Hunter (dead)- "
Mayor Truffleston- "I'm not much of an establishment gal."
Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "Must be a stress nap."
Mayor Truffleston (dead)- "
Miner- "You work too hard."
Miner (sleeping)- "That's more like it."
Miner (dead)- "
Professor- "Whoa, dude. You are old."
Professor (sleeping)- "I don't blame him."
Professor (dead)- "
Pig Queen- "Afternoon, queenie."
Pig Queen (sleeping)- "
Pig Queen (dead)- "
Shopkeep- "Anything good today?"
Shopkeep (sleeping)- "Dream on, buddy."
Shopkeep (dead)- "
Usher- "
Usher (sleeping)- "
Usher (dead)- "
Worker- "Hey, you any good at waxing a board?"
Worker (sleeping)- "I'm right there with you, dude."
Worker (dead)- "
Kingfisher (normal and held)- "Gnarly beak, dude."
Kingfisher (sleeping)- "How do you sleep like that without falling over?"
Kingfisher (dead)- "Aww... That's bogus."
Parrot (normal and held)- "Beautiful plumage, parrot-dude!"
Parrot (sleeping)- "Shagged out."
Parrot (dead)- "Ex-parrot-dude."
Pigeon (normal and held)- "They're sort of cute."
Pigeon (sleeping)- "Wish I was with you, buddy."
Pigeon (dead)- "I hope he died in his sleep."
Dung Beetle- "It's a grade-A dung surfer."
Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "Someone's grubbing."
Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "That's the right attitude."
Dung Beetle (dead)- "Aww... All dunged out."
Glowfly- "I could lay down and watch them all night."
Glowfly (sleeping)- "Lights out!"
Glowfly (dead)- "I wish it hadn't died."
Glowfly (cocoon)- "I need a sleeping bag like that."
Pangolden- "Shiny."
Peagawk- "Beautiful eyes, dude!"
Peagawk (hiding)- "
Peagawk (sleeping)- "You need to shut all your eyes to get proper shut-eye!"
Peagawk (dead)- "Dang. It's dead."
Peagawk Plume- "Nature makes such pretty things."
Piko- "It's a little buddy!"
Piko (sleeping)- "I wish I could join you, buddy."
Piko (dead)- "No! Little buddy!"
Orange Piko- "Oh, I get it."
Thunderbird- "Yeesh. Take it easy owl-dude."
Thunder Feather- "Pretty feather."

Mobs - Tallbird family

Base Game

Tallbird- "I'm glad it can't fly."
Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Bunch of future pecky jerks."
Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The eggs have flown the coop."
Tallbird Egg- "There's a little dude relaxin' inside."
Fried Tallbird Egg- "Now if I could only get giant toast."
Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Raw..."
Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Sorry, lil guy."
Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Hope it doesn't hard boil."
Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Gelatinous..."
Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "It's growing..."
Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "C'mon squirt."
Smallbird (normal and sleeping)- "Eye see you."
Smallbird (hungry)- "Hope your stomach is as big as your eye."
Smallbird (starving)- "Blink twice if you're hungry."
Smallish Tallbird (normal and sleeping)- "It's got a ton of acne under those feathers. Haha, gross."
Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "They're always hungry!"
Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "You've eaten me out of base and camp!"
Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Hey! Stop that!"

Mobs - Bosses

Base Game

Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "Step off, grey belly!"
Spider Queen- "I don't bow to royalty."
Spiderhat- "Ha! I'm your boss now, spiders!"
Deerclops- "Yikes! We're in the impact zone now!"
Deerclops Eyeball- "Aw. Kind of reminds me of the boss."
Ancient Guardian- "Holy horns."
Guardian's Horn- "It was an ordeal to get this."

Reign of Giants

Bearger- "Maybe I should keep my distance."
Thick Fur- "Now I can hibernate in comfort."
Moose/Goose- "You're a big one, huh!?"
Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "It will one day hatch into a moo... a goo... a thing."
Mosling- "Don't you just want to pick it up and squeeze it?"
Down Feather- "It's soft but... a bit grimy."
Dragonfly- "I'd never have to put up with this on the open ocean!"
Scales- "I need a suit of these, immediately."
Lava Spit (hot)- "Looks spicy."
Lava Spit (cool)- "All dried up."

Shipwrecked

Palm Treeguard- "Wanna be a board?"
Quacken- "Surf's up!"
Quacken Tentacle- "It's much too floppy!"
Chest of the Depths- "Treasure awaits me!"
Quacken Beak- "He was probably a bit peckish when he died."
Sealnado- "This thing needs to relax!"
Sealnado (failed attack)- "
Sealnado (seal form)- "I just wanna squish its face into my face."
Turbine Blades- "Twirly!"
Magic Seal- "Why would anyone need this much power?"
Tiger Shark- "I'll never complain about regular sharks again!"
Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Nasty."
Shark Gills- "It won't be needing these."

Hamlet

Pugalisk- "Calm down, dude!"
Snake Bone- "Sorry, little snake dude."
Petrifying Bones- "Yeesh. Nasty."
Pugalisk Skull- "He deserved it."
Queen Womant- "Yeesh. She really needs to chill-out."
Royal Crown- "This seems like way too much responsibility."
Ancient Herald- "That dude looks scary."
Dark Tatters- "It's got a weird vibe to it."
Large Iron Hulk- "I'm the same way when I wake up from a long nap."
Infused Iron- "Whoa. It's got a weird glow."

Mobs - Other

Base Game

Maxwell- "He seems like kind of a jerk."
Pig King- "Am I supposed to curtsy or something?"
Wes (trapped)- "You probably want me to like, free you or something, huh."
Abigail- "Hang ten, ectobuddy."

Reign of Giants

Bigfoot- "Just look at that goofy footed weirdo!"

Shipwrecked

Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Welcome aboard, bud!"
Yaarctopus- "You seem chill."

Hamlet

Maxameleon- "Where you going?"
BFB (head)- "How's the weather up there?"
BFB (leg)- "Nice gams!"
BFB (tail)- "Reminds me of a wave I carved one time."

Food - Meats

Base Game

Egg- "There is a tiny birdy buddy in here!"
Egg (cooked)- "... I'm sorry, birdy buddy."
Meat- "Five second rule!"
Cooked Meat- "Surfing fuel!"
Jerky- "Boy, this meat is jerky."
Morsel- "Mmmmmeat!"
Cooked Morsel- "A tasty morsel."
Small Jerky- "A treat that travels well."
Monster Meat- "Am I really hungry enough?"
Cooked Monster Meat- "This still looks awful."
Monster Jerky- "Tough to chew AND crazy-making!"
Leafy Meat- "It's got all two food groups."
Cooked Leafy Meat- "Hey, you're not a REAL steak!"
Drumstick- "Does someone want to cook it for me?"
Fried Drumstick- "I feel like a warrior."
Fish- "Blub blub, little chum."
Cooked Fish- "From my own personal recipe."
Eel- "If you squint it's actually kind of cute."
Cooked Eel- "I hope it doesn't make me feel... eel!"
Koalefant Trunk- "It's a meaty-looking trunk."
Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It's a cold, meaty-looking trunk."
Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Seems edible, as far as noses go."
Frog Legs- "I don't really like touching them."
Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like doydoy."
Batilisk Wing- "A couple more of these and I'll be flying!"
Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Looks a bit leathery."

Shipwrecked

Dead Dogfish- "Sorry, lil dude."
Dead Swordfish- "Woah, that fish is HUGE!"
Tropical Fish- "Such tasty colors!"
Dead Jellyfish- "It might still sting me."
Cooked Jellyfish- "I hope this doesn't sting me."
Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "Aw."
Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "Aw jeez. It's even cute when it's cooked."
Dried Jellyfish- "Looks extra chewy."
Raw Fish- "Needs more fire."
"Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Righteous non-spoilage!"
Fish Steak and Cooked Fish Morsel- "Is it snacktime?"
Fish Morsel- "Small fish from a big pond."
Limpets- "They're free from the hustle and bustle of daily life."
Cooked Limpets- "Still a bit slimy."
Mussel- "I could eat a hundred of these."
Cooked Mussel- "Needs shallots."
Roe- "Roe, roe, roe my board... I'm going nuts out here."
Cooked Roe- "At least they didn't have faces."
Neon Quattro- "What a cute lil dude!"
Cooked Neon Quattro- "Sorry. I still gotta eat."
Pierrot Fish- "I can't kill that! Look how cute it is!"
Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Delicious, delicious guilt."
Purple Grouper- "His doofiness is kinda endearing."
Cooked Purple Grouper- "Sorry, man. It was you or me."
Shark Fin- "The only kind of fin I wanna see."
Dead Wobster- "Soon to be good eats."
Delicious Wobster- "Now that's good eats!"
Bile-Covered Slop- "Total mushburger."
Dragoon Heart- "It must have been in love. It's still crazy hot."

Hamlet

Poison Dartfrog Legs- "I don't know why, but I don't think I should eat those yet."
Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Looks a little tastier."
Gummy Slug- "Take it easy."
Cooked Gummy Slug- "Doesn't look very tasty."

Food - Fruits

Base Game

Berries- "I guess these will do."
Roasted Berries- "They're all sticky now."
Cave Banana- "Potassium!"
Cooked Cave Banana- "Cooked potassium!"
Dragon Fruit- "Decadent, and decorative!"
Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It tastes pretty."
Durian- "Looks pretty difficult to eat."
Extra Smelly Durian- "Woah! That smells awful!"
Pomegranate- "Seedy."
Sliced Pomegranate- "Hot n' juicy."

Reign of Giants

Watermelon- "Nothing better on a hot day!"
Grilled Watermelon- "Hot watermelon..."

Shipwrecked

Banana- "Potassium!"
Cooked Banana- "Cooked potassium!"
Coconut- "That's a big nut."
Halved Coconut- "You get two for the price of one."
Roasted Coconut- "Yep. It's cooked now."
Coffee Beans- "Come to mama!"
Roasted Coffee Beans- "Peppy!"

Food - Vegetables

Base Game

Corn- "I can't think of anything corny to say."
Carrot- "They must've named these after oranges."
Pumpkin- "You look nice today, pumpkin."
Eggplant- "I've never seen an egg that shade of purple."
Popcorn- "I'll need a toothpick soon."
Roasted Carrot- "Smells good!"
Hot Pumpkin- "Smells autumn-y."
Braised Eggplant- "Is this, like, an omelette?"
Red Cap- "It might be a bad idea to just eat stuff I find on the ground."
Cooked Red Cap- "I'm not THAT hungry."
Green Cap- "Looks sort of tasty."
Cooked Green Cap- "Fried fungus."
Blue Cap- "I didn't know mushrooms came in blue."
Cooked Blue Cap- "Did I make it better or worse?"
Glow Berry- "I find myself strangely attracted to it."
Lichen- "Can I get something to eat now?"

Reign of Giants

Cactus Flesh- "Cactus flesh... d'you think that's vegetarian?"
Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Looks pretty tasty now."
Cactus Flower- "You ever seen anything as pretty?"

Shipwrecked

Seaweed- "Name says it all."
Roasted Seaweed- "A little better I guess..."
Dried Seaweed- "It's better with some crunch."
Sweet Potato (planted)- "Dessert grows in the ground!"
Sweet Potato- "Dessert!"
Cooked Sweet Potato- "Hmm, it's not that sweet actually..."

Hamlet

Aloe- "Aloe's good for everything."
Cooked Aloe- "Yummy!"
Asparagus- "It's like they're wearing little vegetable hats."
Cooked Asparagus- "I'm gonna eat it!"
Bean Bugs- "You sure do have a lot of energy."
Cooked Bean Bugs- "I'm not sure I should eat those."
Lotus Flower- "Pretty!"
Cooked Lotus Root- "Mmmm...Tasty."
Nettle- "Whew! Really cleans your sinuses!"
Radish- "Radish-ical!"
Cooked Radish- "Mmmm..."
Tuber- "Doesn't look like it's ripe."
Fried Tuber- "Can I eat it now?"
Blooming Tuber- "'Tis the season for tubers."
Fried Blooming Tuber- "Oh. I was hoping for some fries."

Food - Crock Pot

Base Game

Bacon and Eggs- "Turn that frown upside down!"
Butter Muffin- "What a pretty muffin!"
Dragonpie- "Delicious pie!"
Fishsticks- "Needs chips."