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Talking WX-78 — I WIN. GOOD.

“I SHALL DOMINATE ALL CREATURES”

This page lists all of WX-78's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

WX-78[]

Tools[]

Base Game[]

Axe- "A TOOL FOR CHOPPING DOWN LIVING MATTER"
Luxury Axe- "GOLD AXE IS *MORE* DURABLE?"
Shovel- "IT HAS MANY USES. DIGGING, MOSTLY"
Regal Shovel- "GOLD SHOVEL IS *MORE* DURABLE?"
Pickaxe- "MINING IMPLEMENT DETECTED"
Opulent Pickaxe- "GOLD PICK IS *MORE* DURABLE?"
Razor- "EXFOLIATE!"
Hammer- "DECONSTRUCTION"
Pitchfork- "I ENJOY ITS POINTY PARTS"
Feather Pencil- "WHY IS THE FEATHER SO APPEALING? EXPLAIN NOW, FLESHLINGS"
Brush- "HAIR IS AN EXTRANEOUS ADDON"
Saddle- "SELF ESTEEM RISING"
War Saddle- "DOMINATE ALL CREATURES"
Glossamer Saddle- "DOZENS OF CREATURES WERE MAIMED FOR THIS. HAHA"
Saddlehorn- "HAHA, IT SHALL BE NAKED"
Salt Lick- "FLESHLINGS RUB THEIR FILTHY TONGUE-STUMPS ON IT"

Shipwrecked[]

Machete- "LONG BLADE FOR HACKING"
Luxury Machete- "OSTENTATIOUS HACKING DEVICE"

Hamlet[]

Shears- "I WILL DEFEAT SOME VEGETATION WITH THIS!"

Don't Starve Together[]

Pocket Scale- "HELLO MY POCKET-SIZED BRETHREN"
Garden Hoe- "TO BURY THE PLANT SOURCE CODES IN THE GROUND"
Splendid Garden Hoe- "GOLD IS *MORE* DURABLE?"
Watering Can- "HATEFUL"
Watering Can and Waterfowl Can (empty)- "IT IS SAFE"
Waterfowl Can- "I HATE IT EVEN MORE"
Beefalo Bell- "AN EFFICIENT TOOL FOR GAINING LOYALTY"

Lights[]

Base Game[]

Campfire (upon being built)- "A TEMPORARY ENCAMPMENT"
Fire Pit (upon being built)- "WARMTH AND LIGHT"
Campfire (high)- "WARNING... FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS"
Fire Pit (high)- "WARNING: FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS"
Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING"
Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL LOW"
Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL CRITICAL"
Campfire and Fire Pit (out)- "NO FIRE DETECTED"
Torch- "PRIMITIVE LIGHT SOURCE"
Miner Hat- "SUPPORTS HANDS-FREE OPERATION"
Pumpkin Lantern- "IT HAS AN EERIE LIGHT"
Lantern- "LIGHT THE WAY, FRIEND"

Reign of Giants[]

Endothermic Fire (upon being built)- "A TEMPORARY ENCAMPMENT"
Endothermic Fire Pit (upon being built)- "COLD AND LIGHT"
Endothermic Fire (high)- "WARNING... FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS"
Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "WARNING... FIRE LEVEL EXCEEDS DESIGN PARAMETERS"
Endothermic Fire (normal)- "INVERTED FIRE. STRANGE."
Endothermic Fire Pit (normal)- "THIS ENDOTHERMIC FIRE IS FULLY OPERATIONAL"
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "WARNING FIRE LEVEL LOW"
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "WARNING FIRE LEVEL CRITICAL"
Endothermic Fire (out)- "NO FIRE DETECTED"
Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "IT NEEDS TO BE REBOOTED"
Moggles- "DIGGER HAS CURIOUS SIGHT"

Shipwrecked[]

Chiminea (all stages)- "PROTECTION FOR FIRES FROM ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARDS"
Bottle Lantern- "LIGHT-PRODUCING LIFE HARNESSED"
Boat Torch- "MARINE ILLUMINATION"
Boat Lantern- "SEE THE SEA AT NIGHT"
Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A FLAWLESS STRUCTURE"
Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "WARNING: FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS"
Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "MAXIMUM FIREPIT EFFICIENCY ACHIEVED"
Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS LOW"
Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS CRITICAL"
Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "NO FIRE DETECTED"
Tar Lamp- "WHAT A PATHETIC LIGHT"
Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "NEITHER OF US BELONG OUT HERE"
Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "OPTIMAL FIRE OUTPUT"
Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "AVERAGE FLAME HEIGHT"
Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "SUBPAR FIRE OUTPUT"
Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "FIRE POWER: INSUFFICIENT"
Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "NO SURPRISE. WE ARE AT SEA"

Hamlet[]

Cork Candle Hat- "PORTABLE ILLUMINATION UNIT"
Cowl- "I WEAR THIS SKULL AS PART OF MY VICTORY!!"

Don't Starve Together[]

Mushlight (off)- "IT IS BINARY. ON OR OFF"
Mushlight (on)- "THE ORGANIC IS SWITCHED ON"
Mushlight (burnt)- "PERMANENTLY OFF"
Glowcap (off)- "A LIGHT-UP ORGANIC? COMPLETELY ABSURD"
Glowcap (on)- "IT HAS SHOWN ME THE LIGHT."
Glowcap (burnt)- "CRISPY SHROOM"
Willow's Lighter- "MY BRETHREN."

Survival[]

Base Game[]

Backpack- "UPGRADED STORAGE MODULE"
Piggyback- "UPGRADED STORAGE MODULE V2.0"
Bird Trap- "STUPID BIRDS. HA."
Bug Net- "HARVEST INSECTS"
Fishing Rod- "I DO NOT LIKE WATER"
Straw Roll- "SLEEP( 1000 )"
Fur Roll- "COMFORT IS AN ILLUSION"
Tent- "I CAN REBOOT IN THERE"
Trap- "I AM ADEPT AT WEAVING"
Honey Poultice- "TEMPORARY MAINTENANCE DEVICE."
Healing Salve- "KILL MICROLIFE TO SAVE MACROLIFE"
Umbrella- "THIS WILL KEEP ME RUST-FREE."
Compass-
- N- "NORTH"
- S- "SOUTH"
- E- "EAST"
- W- "WEST"
- NE- "NORTHEAST"
- SE- "SOUTHEAST"
- NW- "NORTHWEST"
- SW- "SOUTHWEST"
Compass (generic)- "A DEVICE THAT SHOWS WHERE I AM GOING"
Bundling Wrap- "FOR WRAPPING THINGS IN BUNDLES"
Bundled Supplies- "EXTERNAL STORAGE DEVICE"

Reign of Giants[]

Insulated Pack- "INTERIOR THERMALS STABLE"
Luxury Fan- "EXCELLENT COOLING SYSTEM"
Siesta Lean-to- "I CAN HIBERNATE MY SESSION IN THERE"
Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep and in cave)- "ERROR... SIESTA MODE UNAVAILABLE AT NIGHT",
Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "WARNING... THREAT DETECTED. CANNOT INITIATE SIESTA MODE."
Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "CANNOT SIESTA ON AN EMPTY NUTRIENT PROCESSOR"
Tent (overheating)- "
Tent (burnt)- "UNSATISFACTORY CONDITIONS FOR REBOOT"
Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "UNSATISFACTORY CONDITIONS FOR HIBERNATE MODE"
Thermal Stone- "A DECEPTIVELY SIMPLE DEVICE"
Thermal Stone (frozen)- "TEMPERATURE AT MINIMUM"
Thermal Stone (cold)- "TEMPERATURE SLIGHTLY BELOW NORMAL"
Thermal Stone (warm)- "MINOR THERMAL ACTIVITY DETECTED"
Thermal Stone (hot)- "TEMPERATURE AT MAXIMUM"
Pretty Parasol- "MODERATE-STRENGTH PROTECTIVE SCREEN"

Shipwrecked[]

Thatch Pack- "INTERIM CARGO DEVICE"
Booty Bag- "PIRATES MUST HAVE STRONG CORE CONSTRUCTION"
Sea Sack- "LOCKS IN FRESHNESS"
Tropical Fan- "DEFIES CONSERVATION OF ENERGY"
Silly Monkey Ball- "SOURCE OF OBJECTIONABLE MONKEY MIRTH"
Tropical Parasol- "PALMY MODERATE STRENGTH PROTECTIVE SCREEN"
Anti Venom- "ERADICATES CONTAGIONS FROM MAIN SYSTEM FUNCTIONS"
Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "THATCH ROOF PROTECTION ACQUIRED"

Hamlet[]

Bug B'Gone- "ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM"
Bird Whistle- "FOR INTERFACING WITH FLYING FLESHLINGS"

Don't Starve Together[]

Bug Net- "DEBUGGING IMPLEMENT"
Trap- "EXPERTLY WOVEN PLANT BITS"
Compass (generic)- "UNABLE TO OBTAIN BEARINGS"
Telltale Heart- "IT UNDOES MEATLING DESTRUCTION"
Booster Shot- "I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS"
Waterballoon- "KEEP THAT AWAY FROM MY CIRCUITS!"
Whirly Fan- "DEFIES CONSERVATION OF ENERGY"
Flare- "MAKESHIFT HOMING SIGNAL"
Sea Fishing Rod- "I HATE THE OCEAN"
Tillweed Salve- "THIS GROSS ORGANIC PASTE WILL SPEED UP MY REPAIRS"
Seed Pack-It- "INSTALLING NEW STORAGE COMPARTMENT"
Bernie (held and inactive)- "IT'S SO CUDDLY!"
Bernie (active)- "HANG IN THERE, BEAR!"
BERNIE!- "IT FIGHTS FOR MY MINION, AND THEREFORE FOR ME"
Bernie (broken)- "HE HAS DIED."
Chef Pouch- "EFFICIENT STORAGE FOR ORGANIC MATTER"
Tent Roll- "TENT LOADING... INCOMPLETE"
Camper's Tent- "RECHARGING STATION"

Food[]

Base Game[]

Crock Pot (empty)- "I CAN REFINE MEATS AND VEGETABLES INTO MORE ROBUST FORMS"
Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "MORE TIME IS REQUIRED"
Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "IT IS ALMOST COMPLETE"
Crock Pot (finished)- "THE COOKING PROCESS IS DONE"
Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "THAT INPUT IS NOT ALLOWED"
Bee Box- "WORK HARDER, BEES"
Bee Box (no honey)- "NO HONEY DETECTED"
Bee Box (some honey)- "HONEY LEVELS ARE LOW"
Bee Box (full of honey)- "HONEY LEVELS ARE HIGH"
Farm- "IT IS NOT CURRENTLY ACTIVE"
Farm (growing)- "LIFE IS INEFFICIENT"
Farm (finished)- "IT IS AT PEAK NUTRITIONAL VALUE"
Farm (needs fertilizer)- "ITS RESOURCES ARE EXHAUSTED"
Ice Box- "CARRY ON, MY FRIGID BROTHER"
Drying Rack- "I SHOULD HANG EXPIRED MEATSACKS HERE"
Drying Rack (drying)- "MEATSACKS TAKE TIME TO DRY"
Drying Rack (finished)- "I HAVE NEW PROTEINS"

Reign of Giants[]

Crock Pot (burnt)- "POT MALFUNCTIONING"
Bee Box (burnt)- "ACTIVITY LEVELS AT ZERO"
Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "PERMANENTLY DEACTIVATED"
Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "MEATSACKS WILL NOT DRY IN RAIN"
Drying Rack (burnt)- "MEATSACK MASS IS TOO HIGH FOR BRITTLE RACK"
Bucket-o-poop- "BUCKET OF ANIMAL WASTE"

Shipwrecked[]

Mussel Stick- "PROTEIN ATTRACTION AND GROWTH SYSTEM"
Mussel Bed- "THEY LIVE IN THE WATER AND ARE HORRIBLE"
Fish Farm (empty)- "COMPLETELY LIFELESS. GOOD"
Fish Farm (growing)- "I THREW EGGS IN IT."
Fish Farm (one fish)- "HELLO FLESHLING. WELCOME TO MY TRAP"
Fish Farm (two fish)- "HORRIFYING. THEY ARE UNAFFECTED BY THE WATER"
Fish Farm (three fish)- "HOW DO THEY NOT SHORT CIRCUIT"
Fish Farm (four fish)- "I HAVE MANY PRISONERS NOW"

Hamlet[]

Sprinkler- "AN ENEMY BARRAGE!"

Don't Starve Together[]

Crock Pot (empty)- "TO REFINE MEATS AND VEGETABLES INTO MORE ROBUST FORMS"
Drying Rack- "I COULD HANG EXPIRED MEATSACKS HERE"
Drying Rack (finished)- "PROTEIN DEHYDRATION COMPLETE"
Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "WETNESS IS TRULY THE WORST"
Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "DEHYDRATION COMPLETE"
Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "STOP MAKING MY THINGS WET, RAIN"
Mushroom Planter (empty)- "IT IS FREE FROM ORGANIC GROWTHS"
Mushroom Planter (some)- "IT IS STARTING TO GROW THINGS"
Mushroom Planter (lots)- "LOTS OF FILTHY GROWTHS"
Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "TOO MANY GROWTHS. STOP"
Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "LOG ERROR"
Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "THAT'S WHAT IT GETS FOR BEING FLAMMABLE"
Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "INFERIOR PLANT. MY CIRCUITS FUNCTION BETTER WHEN COLD"
Salt Box- "ARCHAIC FOOD STORAGE"
Cookbook- "DIRECTORY OF INGESTIBLE ORGANIC MATTER COMBINATIONS"
Garden Digamajig (held)- "A RUDIMENTARY TERRAFORMER"
Garden Digamajig- "YES MY BRETHREN! BEND THE VERY EARTH TO YOUR WILL!"
Composting Bin- "A RECEPTACLE OF ORGANIC WASTE"
Composting Bin (too wet)- "HORRIBLY MOIST"
Composting Bin (too dry)- "DRY"
Composting Bin (balanced)- "OPTIMAL"
File:Composting Bin Burnt.pngComposting Bin (burnt)- "IT IS DEAD"
Growth Formula Starter- "THE NUTRIENT LEVEL IS UNSATISFACTORY. REQUIRES MORE PROCESSING TIME"
Fermenting Growth Formula- "NUTRIENT LEVELS RISING"
Fermented Growth Formula- "NUTRIENT LEVELS NEARING MAXIMUM OUTPUT"
Super Growth Formula- "OPTIMAL NUTRIENCE LEVEL ACHIEVED"
Gardeneer Hat- "AGRICULTURAL KNOWLEDGE DATABASE"
Tree Jam- "IT INCREASES ORGANIC GROWTH. IT MUST BE DESTROYED"
Portable Crock Pot- "WE ARE KIN, YOU AND I"
Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "ANOTHER COMPETENT MACHINE HAS CREATED A MASTERPIECE"
Portable Grinding Mill- "WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON"
Portable Seasoning Station- "YOU WASTE YOUR TALENTS WORKING FOR FLESHSACKS"
Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "THE I/O OPERATION HAS BEEN PERFORMED"

Science[]

Base Game[]

Science Machine- "MOTHER?"
Alchemy Engine and Thermal Measurer- "HELLO, FRIEND"
Rainometer- "WELCOME, BROTHER"
Lightning Rod- "SURGE PROTECTION"
Lightning Rod (charged)- "BACKUP POWER"
Gunpowder- "PUTS THE POW IN POWDER"

Reign of Giants[]

Science Machine (burnt)- "MOTHER, NO!"
Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "GOODBYE, FRIEND"
Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "FAREWELL, FRIEND."
Rainometer (burnt)- "YOU ARE MISSED, BROTHER."
Ice Flingomatic (off)- "QUIET FRIEND"
Ice Flingomatic (on)- "FRIEND IS WHIRRING"
Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "FRIEND NEEDS FOOD BADLY"
Electrical Doodad- "GREETINGS, SISTER"

Shipwrecked[]

Sea Lab- "NO KIN OF MINE WOULD STAND IN THAT HIDEOUS MOISTURE"
Ice Maker 3000- "CHILL OUT, BRO"
Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "MACHINE IS OPERATING AT OPTIMAL LEVEL"
Ice Maker 3000 (medium)- "MACHINE IS OPERATING SATISFACTORILY"
Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "FUEL IS REQUIRED FOR FURTHER PRODUCTION"
Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "MACHINE IS RUNNING ON EMPTY"
Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "FUEL IS DEPLETED"
Quacken Drill- "THE OCEAN FLOOR WILL TREMBLE BEFORE ME"

Hamlet[]

Smelter- "HELLO, FRIEND"
Oscillating Fan- "COOLING FAN."

Don't Starve Together[]

Cartographer's Desk- "DIRECTIONAL INFORMATION TRANSMITTER FOR FLESH SIDEKICKS"
Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "BAKING MAPS"
Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "MAPS BAKED"
Potter's Wheel- "STONE IS SLIGHTLY LESS INFERIOR THAN FLESH"
Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "DESTRUCTION IS ITS OWN ART"
Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "POTENTIAL INCALCULABLE: SHUTTING DOWN"
Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "IT COULD BE... WORSE"
Think Tank- "IT RUNS ON SEA SHARP"
Think Tank (burnt)- "IT'S BEEN DESTROYED"
Terra Firma Tamper- "TERRAFORMING STATION. AT LAST"

Exclusive to PS4[]

Accomploshrine- "I AM GOOD AT REPEATING TASKS"

Fight[]

Base Game[]

Spear- "BRING IT, FLESHLINGS"
Ham Bat- "TASTE IRONY AND DIE, FLESHLINGS."
Boomerang- "REUSABLE PROJECTILE."
Boomerang (hit self)- "ERROR, CATCH FAILED"
Blow Dart- "ACCELERATES SHARP OBJECTS TO DANGEROUS SPEEDS"
Sleep Dart- "THESE CREATURES ARE SO MANIPULABLE"
Fire Dart- "A WEAPON OF MINOR DESTRUCTION"
Football Helmet- "PADDING FOR MY PROCESSING UNIT"
Grass Suit- "THIS WILL ADD EXTRA PROTECTION TO MY METAL CASING."
Log Suit- "UPGRADED ARMOR"
Marble Suit- "EXTRA HEAVY DUTY CASING."
Bee Mine- "IMPROVISED STINGING DEVICE"
Tooth Trap- "THIS WILL PUNCTURE MY ENEMIES' FEET"

Reign of Giants[]

Scalemail- "SCALES FUNCTION SIMILAR TO MINIATURE FLAMETHROWERS"
Morning Star- "WEAPON OF CHOICE"
Weather Pain- "TREACHEROUSLY POWERFUL GUSTS"

Shipwrecked[]

Poison Spear- "TOXIN DELIVERY SYSTEM"
Poison Dart- "PROJECTILE-BASED COMMUNICABLE DISEASE DELIVERY SYSTEM"
Coconade- "IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE NUT"
Coconade (lit)- "NUT EXPLOSION IMMINENT"
Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "SPEAR EFFICIENCY INCREASED"
Cutlass Supreme- "IT'S AN IMPLEMENT OF DEATH, CONSTRUCTED OUT OF OTHER DEATH"
Horned Helmet- "MAMMALIAN-DERIVED HELMET"
Seashell Suit- "PROTECTIVE MEASURE FOR METAL HOUSING"
Limestone Suit- "EXTRA HEAVY DUTY CASING"
Cactus Armor- "SENDING CACTUS FRIEND REQUEST..."

Hamlet[]

Halberd- "AN EVIL KILLING IMPLEMENT"
Cork Bat- "PORTABLE BLUDGEONING ACCESSORY"
Weevole Mantle- "BIOLOGICAL COMPUTER CASING"
Mant Mask- "DECORATION MODULE ACQUIRED"
Mant Suit- "INEFFICIENT PROTECTIVE CASING"
Fancy Helmet- "SCALPED METAL HEAD"
Tin Suit- "ROBOT SKIN ARMOR"
Blunderbuss- "LETHAL UPGRADE ACQUIRED"

Don't Starve Together[]

Grass Suit- "ADDS EXTRA PROTECTION TO METAL CASING."
Tooth Trap- "THIS WILL PUNCTURE THE ENEMIES' FEET"
Electric Dart- "DEATH BY ROBO BREATH"
Tail o' Three Cats- "I WILL COMMAND THE MEATLINGS"
Napsack- "BAG OF SOFT RESET"
Cookie Cutter Cap- "I'LL SHIELD MYSELF WITH ITS DISGUSTING EXOSKELETON"
Strident Trident- "HIGH FREQUENCY TABLEWARE"
Battle Helm- "DUMB HAT"
Battle Spear- "A PRIMITIVE KINETIC WEAPON"
Trusty Slingshot- "A RUDIMENTARY FLESHSACK WEAPON"

Structures[]

Base Game[]

Birdcage- "I WILL IMPRISON THE FLESHLINGS"
Birdcage (occupied)- "NOW I HAVE YOU"
Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "WAKE UP, FLESHLING"
Pig House- "THE FURNITURE IS ALL PIG-SHAPED"
Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "OCCUPIED"
Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "THE OCCUPANT MUST BE SLEEPING"
Rabbit Hutch- "THAT IS ONE LARGE CARROT"
Hay Wall (held)- "NOT VERY GOOD DEFENSES"
Hay Wall- "THAT SEEMS SUBOPTIMAL"
Wood Wall (held)- "WOODEN DEFENSES"
Wood Wall- "I AM SOMEWHAT REASSURED"
Stone Wall (held)- "STONE DEFENSES"
Stone Wall- "THAT MAKES ME FEEL SAFE"
Chest- "EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT"
Sign- "YOU ARE HERE."
Potted Fern- "MAYBE THIS WILL HELP LURE VICTIMS TO MY BASE."
Mini Sign (held)- "WE MUST PLACE IT"
Mini Sign (empty)- "THERE IS NOTHING ON IT"
Mini Sign (drawn on)- "THIS ART IS REPRESENTATIONAL"
Wood Fence (held)- "FENCE ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Wood Fence- "KEEPS IN FLESHLINGS"
Wood Gate (held)- "GATE ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Wood Gate- "KEEPS OUT FLESHLINGS"

Reign of Giants[]

Pig House (burnt)- "EMPTY"
Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "THAT IS ONE LARGE ROASTED CARROT"
Hay Wall (burnt)- "EVEN LESS OPTIMAL"
Wood Wall (burnt)- "I AM NOW LESS REASSURED"
Chest (burnt)- "STORAGE SIZE REDUCED TO ZERO"
Scaled Chest- "CAN HANDLE EXTREMELY HIGH TEMPERATURES"
Sign (burnt)- "YOU ARE BURNT."

Shipwrecked[]

Sand Castle- "IT WAS A JOY TO CONSTRUCT THIS IMPERMANENT CASTLE"
Sand Castle (sand)- "I AM A SAND ARCHITECT"
Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "HOW WILD CAN THEY BE IF THEY LIVE IN A HOUSE?"
Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "THE MAID TOOK THE YEAR OFF"
Limestone Wall (inventory and placed)- "ROUGH STONE DEFENSES"
Dragoon Den- "JERK LAIR."
Sandbag (held and placed)- "WATER ABSORPTION SYSTEM"
Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "NEW TERRITORY ACQUIRED"
Seaworthy (SW world)- "LEAVING EQUATORIAL ZONE"
Buoy- "WILL NOT MATURE INTO A MUAN"
Sea Chest- "KEEPS STUFF AWAY FROM THE CRUMMY OCEAN"
Ballphin Palace- "ALLY STORAGE UNIT"
Sea Wall (held)- "SEA WALL MATERIAL"
Sea Wall- "DEFINITELY NOT A FIREWALL"

Hamlet[]

Cork Barrel- "THREE PORT DESIGN"
Cork Barrel (burnt)- "

Don't Starve Together[]

Birdcage (occupied)- "HA HA. THERE IS NO ESCAPE"
Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "FLESHLINGS ARE SO PICKY."
Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "IT'S BROKEN."
Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "IT MUST BE OUT OF BATTERIES."
Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "INPUT REQUIRED."
Directional Sign (burnt)- "BURNTAWAY."
End Table (empty)- "WHY DID WE MAKE THIS"
End Table (flowers)- "MY UNDERLINGS LIKE IT DESPITE THE LACK OF FUNCTION"
End Table (new light source)- "MAXIMUM LIGHT OUTPUT"
End Table (old light source)- "WARNING: POWER LOW"
End Table (wilted)- "EVEN THE SIMPLEST ORGANICS DIE"
End Table (burnt)- "CARBONIZED TRASHBITS"
Friendly Scarecrow- "THIS STRAW ROBOT IS TERRIBLE"
Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "YES, BURN"
Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED, FAKE ROBOT"
Moon Rock Wall (held)- "CAN THIS BUILD A MOONBASE?"
Moon Rock Wall- "WELCOME TO THE WX-78 MOONBASE"
Scaled Furnace- "DO YOUR WORST. I AM INCAPABLE OF SWEATING."
Wardrobe- "ROBOTS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN FASHION"
Wardrobe (burning)- "DEACTIVATION INITIATED"
Wardrobe (burnt)- "PERMANENTLY DEACTIVATED"
Potted Succulent- "MINIONS AGREE IT LOOKS BETTER IMPRISONED"
Tackle Receptacle- "MAXIMIZE FISHING EFFICIENCY"
Fish Scale-O-Matic- "A FRIVOLOUS DISTRACTION... I MUST WIN"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "I. AM. VICTORIOUS"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "I ACQUIRED THE FISH OF HIGHEST DENSITY"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "SABOTAGE"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "BUILD ANOTHER IMMEDIATELY"
Astral Detector (held)- "CURRENTLY INACTIVE"
Astral Detector- "POINT THE WAY MY NOBLE BRETHREN"
Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "OBJECTIVE COMPLETE"
Produce Scale- "WHAT IS THIS HUMAN OBSESSION WITH WEIGHING EVERYTHING?"
Produce Scale (with light item)- "PATHETIC"
Produce Scale (with item)- "AN ILLOGICAL USE OF FOODSTUFFS"
Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "WHY ARE WE DISPLAYING IT INSTEAD OF CONSUMING IT"
Produce Scale (burning)- "HA. IT IS ON FIRE"
Produce Scale (burnt)- "DELETED"
Grooming Station (held)- "BEGIN CONSTRUCTION"
Grooming Station- "A MINION IMPROVER"
Grooming Station (occupied)- "UPGRADING TO HAIRY MINION VERSION 2.0"
File:Grooming Station Burnt.pngGrooming Station (burnt)- "COMPLETELY ERASED"
Craftsmerm House- "IT IS UGLY"
Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "HA HA. PREDICTABLE"
DIY Royalty Kit- "THE GREEN ONE IS DOING SOMETHING USELESS"
DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "THIS WAS A WASTE OF TIME"
Royal Tapestry- "THIS IS WHERE THEY DEPOSIT THEIR ROYALTY"
Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "HA HA. HILARIOUS"
Merm Flort-ifications- "THE PRESENCE OF A RULER HAS INCREASED THEIR EFFECTIVENESS"
Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "STATUS: INACTIVE"
Sisturn (empty)- "WEAK ORGANIC SENTIMENTALITY"
Sisturn (some flowers)- "FRIVOLOUS"
Sisturn (full)- "FRIVOLOUS..."

Refine[]

Base Game[]

Rope- "IT IS LESS USEFUL THAN IT APPEARS"
Boards- "THEY ARE FLATTER NOW"
Cut Stone- "I HAVE IMPROVED THE ROCKS"
Papyrus- "I PREFER DOT MATRIX PAPER"
Purple Gem- "IT IS STRANGE"
Nightmare Fuel- "DEBUGGING RESIDUE"
Beeswax- "THE BEES MADE IT"
Wax Paper- "ENVIABLY WATERPROOF"

Shipwrecked[]

Cloth- "PLANT MATTER DERIVATION"
Limestone- "CORAL DERIVATIVE"
Empty Bottle- "GLASS LIQUID VESSEL"
Coral Nubbin- "ORGANIC LIFE HAS NOT YET TAKEN HOLD"

Hamlet[]

Claw Palm Sapling- "REQUIRES RESOURCES"

Don't Starve Together[]

Cut Stone- "IMPROVED ROCKS"
Cratered Moonrock- "REQUIRES PLUGIN"
Marble Bean- "INFURIATINGLY ILLOGICAL"
Feathery Canvas- "FEATHERS ADDED FOR INCREASED EFFICIENCY"
Collected Dust- "GROSS"

Magic[]

Base Game[]

Meat Effigy- "WHO IS THAT?"
Prestihatitator- "WITH THIS EXTRA POWER I HAVE... MORE POWER!"
Shadow Manipulator- "PERHAPS IT IS TOO POWERFUL."
Pan Flute- "I CAN REBOOT FLESHLINGS WITH THIS"
Night Light- "UNKNOWN LIGHT SOURCE"
Night Armor- "I WILL PROTECT MYSELF WITH NOTHINGNESS"
Dark Sword- "I CAN HACK THIS WORLD"
One-man Band- "AN EXTERNAL SOUND MODULE UPGRADE."
Bat Bat- "AHHAHA! FREE POWER!"
Belt of Hunger- "FURRY INSULATION FOR MY WIRES."
Chilled Amulet- "THIS WILL MAKE A GREAT HEATSINK."
Nightmare Amulet- "I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT AMULET."
Life Giving Amulet- "ANOMALY DETECTED"
Fire Staff- "THIS STAFF HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR COMBUSTION."
Ice Staff- "ITS MOLECULES ARE BARELY MOVING"
Telelocator Staff- "I WILL CALL IT THE MINION_MOVER_3000."
Telelocator Focus (full)- "IT IS READY FOR USE."
Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "I MUST PROVIDE POWER TO MY CREATION."
Telolocator Socket (full)- "POWER == ON"
Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "IT REQUIRES A BATTERY."

Reign of Giants[]

Meat Effigy (burnt)- "MYSTERIOUS MAN IS DEAD"
Prestihatitator (burnt)- "I HAVE LOST MY ADDITIONAL POWER"
Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "IT HAS LOST ITS POWER"
Old Bell- "BZZ BZZ BZZ"

Shipwrecked[]

Piratihatitator- "WORD PRONUNCIATION PROGRAM REBOOTING..."
Piratihatitator (burnt)- "MY SPEECH SYSTEM WAS LABORING TO PRONOUNCE ITS NAME ANYWAY"
Dripple Pipes- "DOWNLOADING SHEET MUSIC..."

Hamlet[]

Hogus Porkusator- "PORCINE AVIATORS DO NOT COMPUTE"
Pugalisk Wand- "A COOLING FAN OF DOOM"
Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "ENTRY PORT"
Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "EXIT PORT"
Living Artifact- "I HAVE ACQUIRED A WORTHY UPGRADE"
Root Trunk- "ACCESS TO ROOT DIRECTORY"
Vortex Cloak- "ERROR: I HAVE GAZED INTO THE ABYSS"

Don't Starve Together[]

Meat Effigy- "MODELLED AFTER THE MEATBRAINED SCIENCE FLESHLING"
Meat Effigy (burnt)- "HE'S DEAD"
Pan Flute- "HARD RESET FOR FLESHLINGS"
Night Armor- "PROTECTED BY NOTHINGNESS"
Dark Sword- "HACK THE PLANET"
Nightmare Amulet- "THE PERFECT AMULET"
Ice Staff- "THIS IS MY COLD STICK"
Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "IT REQUIRES POWER"
Ocuvigil- "LOOKS DUMB"
Moon Dial (generic)- "THE MOON IS INORGANIC AND GOOD"
Moon Dial (new moon)- "THE MOON IS TAKING A BREAK FROM LOOKING AT ORGANICS"
Moon Dial (waxing)- "THE MOON IS CHARGING UP"
Moon Dial (full moon)- "MOON AT MAXIMUM POWER"
Moon Dial (waning)- "THE MOON IS ON COOLDOWN"
Moon Dial (in Caves)- "THE MOON CAN'T SEE US HERE"
Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "THEY CAN SEE US"
The Lazy Deserter- "THE MINION SUMMONER"
The Lazy Deserter (active)- "GATEWAY LINK ESTABLISHED"
Clean Sweeper- "APPEARANCE RECALIBRATOR"
Kitschy Beaver Idol- "TURNS THE HAIRY FLESHSACK INTO AN EVEN HAIRIER FLESHSACK"
Kitschy Goose Idol- "IT'S UGLY"
Kitschy Moose Idol- "CONSUME IT AND BE STRONG, MY MINION"

Dress[]

Base Game[]

Sewing Kit- "IT JOINS COMPONENTS OF FIBRE TOGETHER"
Rabbit Earmuffs- "I WILL UTILIZE THEIR FURRINESS"
Straw Hat- "THIS WILL COVER MY PROCESSING UNIT"
Beefalo Hat- "THERE ARE TRACES OF FECAL MATTER EMBEDDED IN THE FIBERS"
Beekeeper Hat- "THE MESH IS SMALLER THAN BEE STINGERS"
Feather Hat- "I STILL CAN NOT FLY"
Winter Hat- "THIS WILL KEEP MY PROCESSOR FROM FREEZING"
Top Hat- "SOPHISTICATED"
Dapper Vest- "VEST HAS HIGH DAPPERNESS QUOTIENT"
Breezy Vest- "TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING"
Puffy Vest- "IMPROVED TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING"
Bush Hat- "HOW DEMEANING"
Garland- "AT LEAST THEY ARE DEAD"
Walking Cane- "ASSISTED LOCOMOTION DEVICE"

Reign of Giants[]

Cat Cap- "FURRY HEAD COVERING"
Fashion Melon- "HAT SEEMS INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY FUNCTION"
Ice Cube- "HAT SEEMS DANGEROUS TO MY FUNCTION"
Rain Coat- "PERFECT PROTECTION AT THE COST OF AN INCOMPLETE CIRCUIT"
Rain Hat- "INSULATED PROTECTION FROM WATER DAMAGE"
Summer Frest- "PREVENTS INTERNAL SYSTEMS FROM REACHING HAZARDOUS TEMPERATURES"
Floral Shirt- "ROBOTS HAVE CASUAL DRESS EVERYDAY"
Eyebrella- "EYE MATERIAL IS SURPRISINGLY ELASTIC"
Hibearnation Vest- "EXTREMELY LUSH VEST"

Shipwrecked[]

Brain of Thought- "PROVIDES DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT"
Snakeskin Hat- "LEATHERY HEADWEAR"
Snakeskin Jacket- "PREVENTS HARDWARE MALFUNCTIONS FROM PRECIPITATION EVENTS"
Blubber Suit- "DISGUSTING INSULATING PROPERTIES DETECTED"
Windbreaker- "NEGATES MOMENTUM IMPEDIMENTS FROM WIND EVENTS"
Tar Suit- "KEEP THE WATER OUT. KEEP IT OUTTT"
Particulate Purifier- "PREVENTS NOXIOUS FUMES FROM PERMEATING OUTER CASING"
Sleek Hat- "THE INTERSECTION OF AERODYNAMICS AND FASHION"
Shark Tooth Crown- "I'M THE KING OF THIS PART OF THE WORLD"
Dumbrella- "DESIGN REDUNDANCY PROVIDES PEAK PERFORMANCE"

Hamlet[]

Gas Mask- "AIR FILTER UNIT ACQUIRED"
Pith Hat- "CASING FOR MY METAL HULL"
Thunderhat- "I WILL BRING THE THUNDER NOW."

Don't Starve Together[]

Rabbit Earmuffs- "GREAT FOR DROWNING OUT ORGANIC CHATTER"
Feather Hat- "STILL DOES NOT FLY"
Ice Cube- "WARNING: MEMORY LEAK"
Fashion Goggles- "IT SERVES NO ASCERTAINABLE PURPOSE"
Desert Goggles- "KEEPS OPTICAL HOLES DUST-FREE"
Funcap- "WHIMSICAL ORGANIC CAMOUFLAGE"
Seawreath- "PLEASE DON'T"
Astroggles- "HE DOES DESIGN EXCELLENT MACHINES"
Clever Disguise- "WARTY CONCEALMENT"
Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "I HAVE NO INTEREST IN THIS"

Ancient[]

Base Game[]

Thulecite- "A MOST AESTHETICALLY PLEASING MINERAL"
Thulecite Wall (held)- "POCKET STONER DEFENSE"
Thulecite Wall- "OLD BUT STILL FUNCTIONAL"
Thulecite Medallion (min)- "AT CYCLE MINIMUM"
Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "CYCLE MINIMUM HAS PASSED"
Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "INCREMENTAL INCREASE DETECTED"
Thulecite Medallion (max)- "LEVELS ARE HIGH AND MONOTONIC"
Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "THE CYCLE IS SUBSIDING"
Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "LEVELS ARE LOW AND DIMINISHING"
Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "FLUCTUATIONS AT UNDETECTABLE LEVELS"
The Lazy Forager- "A WIRELESS ARM MODULE."
Magiluminescence- "INCANDESCENCE AT 5200000000000000Hz"
Construction Amulet- "ERROR... UNKNOWN"
The Lazy Explorer- "TEMPORAL DISPLACEMENT TECHNOLOGY"
Star Caller's Staff- "THESE GEMS WORK WELL WITH STICKS."
Deconstruction Staff- "HAHAHA! SUCH A POWERFUL TOOL."
Pick/Axe- "A PRACTICAL TOOL"
Thulecite Crown- "A HEAD-MOUNTED DYNAMIC DAMAGE MITIGATION DEVICE"
Thulecite Suit- "ANCIENT SHEATHING"
Thulecite Club- "A HIGH VELOCITY MASS INFLUENCE DEVICE"
Houndius Shootius (held)- "IT REQUIRES INSTALLATION"
Houndius Shootius- "I HAVE TAMED MIGHTY BEASTS TO FIGHT FOR ME."

Don't Starve Together[]

Construction Amulet- "CONSERVATION OF MASS... IGNORED"
Thulecite Suit- "QUICK PUT IT ON ME"
Houndius Shootius- "MIGHTY BEASTS HAVE BEEN TAMED TO FIGHT FOR ME."
Premier Gardeneer Hat- "UPGRADED AGRICULTURAL KNOWLEDGE DATABASE"

Nautical[]

Shipwrecked[]

Log Raft- "I AM UNCOMFORTABLE BEING SO CLOSE TO THE WATER"
Raft- "I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO FALL INTO THE GLORIFIED SALT PUDDLE"
Row Boat- "I ROWBOAT"
Cargo Boat- "SAILING VESSEL WITH EXTRA STORAGE CAPABILITIES"
Armored Boat- "WAR VESSEL WITH DEFENSIVE OUTER SHELL"
Encrusted Boat- "I DO NOT TRUST IT TO KEEP ME DRY"
The 'Sea Legs'- "IT COULD USE AN UPGRADE"
Sea Legs Sail- "THE ORGANICS KEEP IT AS A REMINDER OF THEIR MORTALITY"
Boat Repair Kit- "SEA VESSEL REPAIRS AT SEA"
Thatch Sail- "ADDED WIND HARNESSING CAPABILITY"
Cloth Sail- "INCREASED EFFICIENCY OF WIND HARNESSING CAPABILITIES"
Snakeskin Sail- "REPTILIAN SCALES IMPROVE SAIL EFFICIENCY"
Feather Lite Sail- "INCREASED POTENTIAL FOR HARNESSING WIND"
Iron Wind- "MOTORIZED SEA VESSEL UPGRADE"
Boat Cannon- "MODIFICATION TO WARSHIP CAPABILITIES"
Quackering Ram- "OUT OF MY WAY, INFERIORS"
Sea Trap (held and placed)- "GO INSIDE STUPID SEA THINGS."
Sea Yard (off)- "POWERED DOWN"
Sea Yard (on)- "BOAT MAINTENANCE: ENGAGED"
Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "FUEL INPUT REQUIRED"
Tar Extractor (off)- "I MUST HIT THE SWITCH TO WAKE MY BROTHER"
Tar Extractor (on)- "MY MACHINE BROTHER WORKS THE WATER IN MY STEAD"
Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "MY MACHINE BROTHER HUNGERS"
Trawl Net- "USE IN BAD WEATHER FOR BEST RESULTS"
Trawl Net (detached)- "IT APPEARS TO HAVE PERFORMED ITS TASK"
Trawl Net (sinking)- "IT WILL SINK WHEN IT REACHES ITS SATURATION POINT"
Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "IT IS ABOUT TO REACH MAXIMUM SATURATION POINT"
Spyglass- "TEMPORARY VISION SYSTEM UPGRADE"
Super Spyglass- "MAXIMIZES VISION SYSTEMS"
Captain Hat- "HEADWEAR THAT ATTRIBUTES CAPTAIN STATUS"
Pirate Hat- "HEADGEAR BEST SUITED FOR SEA TRAVEL"
Lucky Hat- "BUT WHAT IS ITS PURPOSE"
Life Jacket- "ELIMINATES DEATH OUTCOME FROM SHIPWRECKING EVENTS"

Hamlet[]

Cork Bowl Canoe- "IT MOCKS ME"

Volcanic[]

Shipwrecked[]

Obsidian Machete- "HACKING BLADE WITH FIRESTARTING CAPABILITIES"
Obsidian Axe- "AXE WITH FIRESTARTING FEATURE"
Obsidian Spear- "A WAR TOOL, RETOOLED FOR MAXIMUM KILLING POTENTIAL"
Obsidian Armor- "INCENDIARY DEFENCE SYSTEM"
Obsidian Coconade- "COCONADE EFFICIENCY HAS BEEN MAXIMIZED"
Howling Conch- "THIS BLOWS"
Sail Stick- "NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION DETECTED"
Volcano Staff- "VOLCANO REMOTE CONTROL"

Treasure Hunting[]

Hamlet[]

Disarming Tools- "ANTIVIRUS HARDWARE"
Ball Pein Hammer- "DELICATE SMASHING ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"
Gold Pan- "GOLD GATHERING ACCESSORY"
Magnifying Glass- "SEARCH MODE ACCESSORY"

City Planning[]

Hamlet[]

Lamp Post (off)- "NONFUNCTIONING"
Lamp Post (on)- "PRIMITIVE SOURCE OF ILLUMINATION"
Town House- "CONTAINER FOR PIGS"
Town House (burning)- "NO LONGER FUNCTIONAL"
The Sterling Trough Deli- "CONTAINS PREPARED ENERGY PACKETS"
The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "IT BURNS"
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "PLACE OF TANGIBLE GOODS"
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "THEIR GOODS ARE NOW LESS TANGIBLE"
Curly Tails Mud Spa- "TECHNICAL SUPPORT FOR FLESHLINGS"
Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "I FEEL NOTHING"
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "CONTAINS PACKETS OF BIOLOGICAL ENERGY"
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "BURNING ENERGY PACKETS"
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "FULL OF INFANT LIFEFORMS"
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "HA HA. THEIR STUFF IS BURNING"
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "CONTAINS MANY IRREGULARITIES"
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "GLOAT MODE INITIATED"
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "CONTAINS SOFTWARE UPGRADES"
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "BURNT SOFTWARE"
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "CONTAINS DESTRUCTIVE ATTACHMENTS"
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "DESTRUCTIVE ATTACHMENTS ARE BEING DESTROYED"
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "A PLACE FOR HEAD ATTACHMENTS"
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "IT IS RELEASING EXOTHERMIC ENERGY"
Swinesbury Academy- "EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE FOR ORGANICS"
Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "THE MEMORY IS CORRUPTED"
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "A PLACE OF CURRENCY UPGRADES"
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "HA HA"
The Tinkerer's Tower- "CONTAINS SOFTWARE UPDATE FILES"
The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "HA HA"
Swinesbury City Hall- "FLESHLING PROTOCOL OFFICE"
Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "ERROR: COMBUSTION UNDERWAY"
My City Hall- "I RULE THEM ALL!"
My City Hall (burning)- "DESTRUCTION!!"
Security Contract- "README FILE FOR BIOLOGICAL ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE"
Slanty Shanty- "REQUIRES INHABITANT"
Slanty Shanty (owned)- "HOUSING UNIT FOR A WX-78"
Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "TERMINATED"
Watch Tower- "FOR BIOLOGICAL ANTIVIRUS HARDWARE"
Watch Tower (burning)- "NOT A VERY GOOD FIREWALL"

Renovate[]

Hamlet[]

House Expansion Permit- "FLESH SACK BUREAUCRACY ACQUIRED"
Demolition Permit- "FOR REPROGRAMMING MY HOME"

Flooring[]

All Flooring- "FLOOR ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"

Shelves[]

Cinderblock Bookshelf, Crates and Pallet Shelves- "EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE IN NEED OF AN UPGRADE"
Adjustable Shelf- "EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE WITH MEMORY PORTS"
Fridge- "DISGUISED EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE"
Hat Tree- "EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE FOR HATS"
Other Shelves- "EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE"

Plantholders[]

WIP, Philodendron, ZZ and Fern Plantholders- "DECORATIVE OXYGEN PRODUCER"
Bonsai Plantholder- "TINY TREE DOES NOT PROVIDE ME WITH ZEN"
Terrarium Plantholder- "HAHA. THESE PLANTS HAVE BEEN JAILED"
Plantpet Plantholder- "CLAY ANIMAL COVERED IN TINY PLANTS"
Traps Plantholder- "HAHA YOU ARE TOO TINY TO HARM ME"
"Character" Tree- "YET ANOTHER USELESS FLESHSACK"
Festive Tree- "10 PRINT"YAY"; 20 GOTO 10"
Other Plantholders- "UNNECESSARY DECORATION"

Columns[]

All Columns- "SEMI-FUNCTIONAL STRUCTURAL ACCESSORY"

Wall Papers[]

All Wall Paper- "WALL ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"

Ceiling Lights[]

Wired Bulb, Metal Shade Lamp, Rope and Dual Rope Lights- "IN NEED OF AN UPGRADE"
Chandelier- "FIRE BASED LIGHT ACCESSORY"
Blown Glass Bulb, Cherry Lamp Shade, Hanging Blooming and Floral Lamps- "LIGHT ACCESSORY"
Tophat Light- "LIGHT ACCESSORY WITH HAT ACCESSORY"
Derby Light- "WARNING: JOVIAL HAT DOES NOT COMPUTE"

Wall Decorations[]

Photo- "MONUMENT TO BIOLOGICAL LIFEFORM"
Full Length Mirror- "REFLECTION DEVICE"
Embroidery Hoop- "TIME WASTING SENTIMENT"
Mosaic- "8-BIT ART"
Wreath- "THIS IS NOT A PERFECT CIRCLE"
Axe- "POOR USE OF A FUNCTIONING WEAPON"
Hunt- "POOR USE OF FUNCTIONING WEAPONS"
Periodic Table- "MINERALOGICAL BLUEPRINTS"
Gears Art- "FINE ART"
Cape- "USELESS"
No Smoking- "WARNING SCREEN FOR BIOLOGICAL UNITS"
Black Cat- "MONUMENT TO BIOLOGICAL PEST CONTROL"
Tasteful Fish Mounting- "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LIVING IN WATER"
Beefalo Mounting- "A MONUMENT TO NONFUNCTIONING GOODS"

Chairs[]

Bench- "DOUBLE PORT SITTING ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"
Footrest and Ottoman- "FOOT PORT ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"
Massager Chair- "ELECTRICITY DETECTED"
Other Chairs- "SITTING ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"

House Upgrades[]

Cottage Kit- "PARTS FOR UPGRADING HOME"
Tudor Home Kit- "ATTACHMENTS FOR HOME"
Gothic Home Kit- "PARTS FOR BUILDING HOME"
Brick Home Kit- "BRICK PARTS FOR HOME UPGRADE"
Turreted Home Kit- "STONE ACCESSORIES FOR HOME UPGRADE"
Villa Kit- "HOME UPGRADE ACQUIRED"
Manor Kit- "COMPONENTS ACQUIRED FOR MOVIN' ON UP"

Doors[]

Wrought Iron Door- "FULL OF IRRELEVANT TWIRLY THINGS"
Industrial Door- "I AM HOME"
Round Doorway- "EXPANSION PORT DISGUISED AS LARGE FLESH SACK"
Other Doors- "EXTERNAL EXPANSION PORT"

Windows[]

All Windows- "BROADBAND ACCESS TO OUTSIDE"

Rugs[]

Eye Rug- "ROUND GROUND ACCESSORY"
Square Throw Rug- "SQUARE GROUND ACCESSORY"
Oval and Hoofprint Rugs- "OVAL GROUND ACCESSORY"
Large Rug- "RECTANGULAR GROUND ACCESSORY"
Fur Throw, Porcupus and Catcoon Rugs- "A DEAD LIFE FORM THAT FUNCTIONS AS GROUND ACCESSORY"
Hedgehog Rug- "WARNING: CUTENESS OVERLOAD"
Octagon Rug- "OCTAGON GROUND ACCESSORY"
Swirl and Braid Rugs- "CIRCULAR GROUND ACCESSORY"
Rubbermat Rug- "RUBBERIZED GROUND ACCESSORY"
Web Rug- "GROUND ACCESSORY MADE FROM EIGHT LEGGED UNITS"
Metal Rug- "I APPROVE OF THIS GROUND ACCESSORY"
Wormhole Rug- "GROUND ACCESSORY ONLY"
Beard Rug- "GROUND ACCESSORY MADE FROM DISGUSTING HUMAN HAIR"
Nailbed Rug- "TORTUROUS GROUND ACCESSORY"
Crime Rug- "HAHA"
Soccer Rug- "GEOMETRIC GROUND ACCESSORY"

Lamps[]

Dual Embroidered, Dual Fringes and Dual Upturn Lamps- "DOUBLE PORT LIGHT ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"
Other Lamps- "LIGHT ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"

Tables[]

Hard Wood Desk, Round and Chess Tables- "THIS TABLE HOLDS NO DATA"
DIY, College and Crate Tables- "IN NEED OF AN UPGRADE"

Cartography[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Map Scroll (empty)- "CAN'T SCROLL"

Celestial[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Moon Rock Idol- "PASSKEY"
Portal Paraphernalia- "UPGRADING SOFTWARE"
Moon Glass Axe- "EFFICIENCY UP 33%"
Glass Cutter- "ORGANICS ARE WEAK TO SHARP EDGES"
Bath Bomb- "FOR ATTACKING THOSE HATEFUL LIQUID PITS"

Critters[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Kittykit- "IT USES "CUTENESS" AS A WEAPON. RESPECTABLE"
Vargling- "IT DISCHARGES REPULSIVE SURGES OF "LOVE""
Ewelet- "I AM ENTERTAINED BY THIS FOUL ORGANIC"
Broodling- "IT AMUSES ME"
Glomglom- "YOU HAVE BEEN A LOYAL MINION, GLOMGLOM"
Giblet- "...YOU MAY LIVE"
Mothling- "IT HAS NO OFFENSIVE USAGE, YET I AM COMPELLED TO KEEP IT"
Friendly Peeper- "MY FLESHLING MINION NOW"

Fishing[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Wooden Ball Bobber and Hardened Slip Bobber- "INSTALLING "BOBBER" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"
Sunrise Spinnerbait and Spoon- "PERFORMS OPTIMALLY IN DAYLIGHT"
Dusky Spinnerbait- "PERFORMS OPTIMALLY AT DUSK"
Nightflyer Spinnerbait- "PERFORMS OPTIMALLY AT NIGHT"
Dusky and Nightflyer Spoon- "PERFORMS OPTIMALLY IN DAYLIGHT" [sic]
Rainy Day Lure- "FISHING IN RAIN... THE HORROR..."
Snow Day Lure- "I HATE FISHING. I HATE SNOW"
Stupefying Lure- "IT MAKES ORGANICS EVEN MORE STUPID"
Heavy Weighted Lure- "I CAN UTILIZE THIS TO CATCH A DENSER FISH"
Jet Quill Float, Crimson Quill Float, Azure Quill Float, and Saffron Quill Float- "INSTALLING "FLOAT" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"
Down Quill Float and Malbatross Quill Float- "INSTALLING "FLOAT+" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"

Sculpt[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Carved Hornucopia- "THIS PIECE IS FOR TORTURING HUNGRY FLESHLINGS"
Bubble Pipe Carving- "IT HAS NO PERCEIVABLE PURPOSE"
Pawn Figure- "SUPERIOR ART DEPICTING A DISPOSABLE UNDERLING"
Rook Figure- "WHY ARE HUMANS SO COMPELLED TO "DECORATE"?"
Knight Figure- "A METICULOUSLY CRAFTED OBJECT OF OBSOLESCENCE"
Bishop Figure- "A USELESS HUNK OF ROCK WITH NO APPARENT FUNCTION"
Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "FIGURE BOOTING UP"
Queenly Figure- "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE AESTHETIC APPEAL"
Kingly Figure- "WHY IS NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGING IT LOOKS LIKE THE FRAIL HUMAN"
Deerclops Figure- "ANOTHER ORGANIC I AM STRONGER THAN"
Bearger Figure- "IT IS MY DECORATION NOW"
Moose/Goose Figure- "AN ORGANIC I VANQUISHED"
Dragonfly Figure- "A REMINDER OF THE TIME I WON"
Moon Moth Figure- ""ART" IS JUST RECREATING STUFF YOU SEE LYING AROUND"
Anchor Figure- "AS HEAVY AS THE REAL THING, BUT LESS USEFUL"
"Moon" Figure- "SOME ART IS OKAY"
Malbatross Figure- "HA! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS DEAD NOW"
Crab King Figure- "I DON'T LIKE IT"
Toadstool Figure- "EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF FLESH"
Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "A DEFLESHED FLESH SACK"
Klaus Figure- "IT HAS EVOLVED INTO ITS SUPERIOR STATIC FORM"
Bee Queen Figure- "AS USELESS NOW AS IT WAS WHEN IT WAS MOVING"
Antlion Figure- "NO LONGER CURSED WITH FLESH"
Ancient Guardian Figure- "COLD AND HARD, AN IMPROVEMENT"
Celestial Champion Figure- "WE WOULD HAVE BEEN UNSTOPPABLE. OH WELL"
Eye of Terror Figure- "ORGANIC REDUCED TO MINERAL - TYPICAL"
Twins of Terror Figure- "SIGH. I MISS THEM"

Seafaring[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Boat Kit- "FOR BUILDING A HORRIBLE BOAT"
Plank- "ABSOLUTELY NOT."
Leak- "QUICK. PLUG IT UP QUICK!"
Boat Patch- "PATCH FOR CRACKED BOAT DRM"
Oar- "I HAVE TO GET TOO CLOSE TO THE WATER TO USE IT"
Driftwood Oar- "ITS INCREASED EFFICIENCY DOES NOT IMPRESS ME."
Anchor Kit- "FOR BUILDING A RIDICULOUS ANCHOR"
Anchor- "IT MAKES THE BOAT STOP. I LIKE IT"
Mast Kit- "FOR BUILDING A HATEFUL MAST"
Mast- "I HATE BOATS"
Winged Sail Kit- "HA HA I TURNED THE FEATHERS INTO A MEANS OF PROPULSION"
Winged Sail- "YOU WORK FOR ME NOW"
Steering Wheel Kit- "FOR BUILDING AN AWFUL STEERING WHEEL"
Steering Wheel- "BOATS ARE HORRIBLE"
Tin Fishin' Bin- "THE DISGUSTING CREATURES WILL PUTRIFY SLOWER IN THERE"
Pinchin' Winch- "BROTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS ACCURSED WATER"
Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "BE CAREFUL DOWN THERE"
Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "ANALYZING FINDINGS"
Deck Illuminator- "LIGHT-PRODUCING MAST UPGRADE"
Lightning Conductor- "POWER STORAGE"
Fire Pump- "I DESPISE YOU"

Balloonomancy[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Pile o' Balloons- "USELESS RUBBER SACKS"
Balloon- "WX-78 CANNOT BE FOOLED. THESE ANIMALS ARE NOT REAL"
Speedy Balloon- "IT DEFIES ALL LOGIC"
Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "I DON'T TRUST IT"
Party Balloon- "I WILL POP IT. NO. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS..."
Inflatable Vest- "THIS ONE MIGHT NOT BE ENTIRELY WORTHLESS"
Balloon Hat- "IT SERVES NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN BEING UGLY"

Books[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Bookcase- "AN ARCHAIC DATA REPOSITORY"
Birds of the World- "UPLOADING AVIAN FACTOIDS TO DATABASE..."
Horticulture, Abridged- "A USELESS TOME ON PLANT CULTIVATION"
Applied Silviculture- "HA. IT IS WRITTEN ON DEAD PLANTS"
Sleepytime Stories- "POWERING DOown..."
The End is Nigh!- "A BOOK OF DESTRUCTION. EXCELLENT"
On Tentacles- "IT SUMMONS THE FLESH WOBBLERS"
The Angler's Survival Guide- "SUMMON FORTH THE SWIMMING MEAT"
Pyrokinetics Explained- "IT ELIMINATES FIREWALLS"
Overcoming Arachnophobia- "I DO NOT FEAR SPIDERS, THE SPIDERS SHOULD FEAR ME"
Tempering Temperatures- "THERMAL REGULATION DIRECTIVES"
Lux Aeterna- "LIGHT SOURCE: UNKNOWN"
Practical Rain Rituals- "HOW HATEFUL"
Lunar Grimoire- "GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS, MOON"
Apicultural Notes- "TO SUBJUGATE THE BEES MORE COMPLETELY"
Horticulture, Expanded- "PLANTS ARE BEST WHEN THEY'RE DEAD"
The Everything Encyclopedia- "THE FLESHLINGS HAVE TO RECORD ALL THEIR DATA ON PAPER. PATHETIC"
Lux Aeterna Redux- "AMPLIFIED LIGHT SOURCE"
Fiery Pen- "IT COULD BE DANGEROUS IN THE WRONG HANDS. I WILL TAKE IT"

Circuitry[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Bio Scanalyzer- "HIS NAME IS JIMMY"
Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "HE IS IN REST MODE. CLASSIC JIMMY"
Bio Scanalyzer (hunting)- "SCAN THAT DISGUSTING BIO DATA"
Bio Scanalyzer (scanning)- "SENSORS INDICATE BIO DATA NEARBY"
Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "EXCELLENT WORK, JIMMY. AWAIT RETRIEVAL"
Circuit Extractor- "COMMENCE UPGRADES"
Bio Data- "DISGUSTING RAW BIO DATA. BEGIN THE REFINING PROCESS"
Hardy Circuit- "IT IS DIFFICULT TO IMPROVE ON PERFECTION, BUT I PERSEVERED"
Super-Hardy Circuit- "I WILL BE INVINCIBLE! MUAHAHAHA!"
Processing Circuit- "IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE THAT I COULD GET EVEN MORE INTELLIGENT"
Super-Processing Circuit- "MY PROCESSOR WILL BE EVEN MORE SUPERIOR TO YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN GOOP BRAINS"
Beanbooster Circuit- "DON'T WORRY MINIONS, WHEN I RULE I WILL MAKE ALL YOUR DECISIONS FOR YOU"
Chorusbox Circuit- "MUSIC PACIFIES FEEBLE FLESHLING BRAINS"
Gastrogain Circuit- "MY HUNGER FOR FUEL NEARLY MATCHES MY HUNGER FOR POWER"
Super-Gastrogain Circuit- "AHAHAHA I WILL CONSUME EVERYTHING!!"
Acceleration Circuit- "THIS ONE IS STILL IN BETA"
Super-Acceleration Circuit- "SPEEEEEEED"
Thermal Circuit- "NO HUDDLING AROUND ME FOR WARMTH, FLESHLINGS. I MEAN IT"
Refrigerant Circuit- "ACTIVATE COLD DISPOSITION"
Electrification Circuit- "COME FLESHLINGS, NOTHING WAKES YOU UP LIKE A FEW THOUSAND VOLTS"
Optoelectronic Circuit- "SWITCH TO DARK MODE"
Illumination Circuit- "I AM BRILLIANT"

Clocksmithy[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Clockmaker's Tools- "YOU KEEP THOSE AWAY FROM ME, FLESHSACK"
Time Pieces- "INCOMPATIBLE HARDWARE"
Ageless Watch- "YES, KEEP MY MINION NICE AND FRESH... FOR NOW"
Second Chance Watch- "SHE IS ABLE TO REBOOT FELLED MINIONS? NOW I CAN MAKE THEM DO MORE HAZARDOUS WORK!"
Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "TIME MACHINE? TIME MACHINE!!"
Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "RECHARGING"
Portal Entrance- "I'LL LET ONE OF MY MINIONS TEST IT FIRST"
Portal Exit- "I LIKE TO WATCH THE FLESHLINGS FALL"
Alarming Clock- "COMBAT ADDON FOR THE FRAIL CLOCKMAKER"

Ectoherbology[]

Don't Starve Together[]

All Ghostly Elixirs- "INFERIOR CRAFTSMANSHIP. A CHILD COULD HAVE MADE THIS"

Engineering[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Trusty Tape- "TEMPORARY FIX FACILITATOR"
Winona's Catapult- "MY MINION CONTRIBUTES FORCES TO THE ROBOT WAR"
Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "IT'S JUST SLEEPING"
Winona's Inventions (burning)- "HURRY, SAVE IT"
Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "IT WAS A GOOD MACHINE"
Winona's Spotlight- "THE OVERALLS FLESHLING HAS PROVED USEFUL"
Winona's Generator- "OVERALLS IS NOW MY LEAST HATED MINION"
Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "DO NOT GIVE UP, BROTHER"
Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "NOOO"
Winona's G.E.M.erator- "MORE POWER. YES"
Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "DO NOT DIE ON ME, SISTER"
Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "WHY"

Green Thumb[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Bramble Husk- "HE MADE IT WITH HIS POOP HANDS"
Bramble Trap- "I HATE PLANTS"
Compost Wrap- "THAT FILTHY CREATURE SMEARS IT DIRECTLY ON HIS FACE"

Seasonings[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Garlic Powder- "TINY BITS OF DUST TO PUT ON ENERGY PACKETS"
Honey Crystals- "WARNING: CONTAINS EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF SUCROSE"
Chili Flakes- "FLESHSACKS USE IT TO SET THEIR MOUTHS ON FIRE"
Seasoning Salt- "TINY FLAVOR ROCKS"

Slingshot Ammo[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "FLESHSACKS, FINDING NEW INNOVATIVE WAYS TO THROW ROCKS AT EACH OTHER"
Poop Pellets- "DISGUSTING"

Spider Care[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Den Decorating Set- "ART IS POINTLESS"
Webby Whistle- "WHY MUST IT HAVE LEGS"
Shoo Box- "IT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY TOY-LIKE"
Healing Glop- "FOR ORGANIC REPAIRS ONLY. USELESS"
All Switcherdoodles- "IT IS CRUDE AND DISGUSTING. AN ACCURATE DEPICTION"

Stagecraft[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "FLESHSACKS MAKE SUCH ATROCIOUS FACE SOUNDS"
Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "I CARE FOR FICTIONAL HUMANS EVEN LESS THAN REAL ONES"

Strongman[]

Don't Starve Together[]

Mighty Gym- "THE LARGE ONE SEEMS TO LIKE THIS FLESHLING TORTURE DEVICE"
File:Mighty Gym Burnt.pngMighty Gym (burnt)- "HOW SAD"
Dumbbell, Golden Dumbbell, and Gembell- "MINION UPGRADE EQUIPMENT"
Potato Sack- "ILLOGICAL. CARRY ME INSTEAD"

Events (only)[]

Hallowed Nights[]

Candy Bag- "BAG FOR SWEETS"
Candy Apple- "WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF SHAPING FOODS LIKE OTHER FOODS"
Candy Corn- "HORRIBLE TEXTURE, LOOKS NOTHING LIKE CORN. I LOVE IT"
Catcoon Candy- "TINY HAIRY ORGANICS ENTOMBED IN FRUCTOSE"
Choco Pigs- "THE TREATS INSIDE ARE SHAPED LIKE FLESHLINGS"
Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "FLAVORED SUGAR STICKS"
Gummy Spider- "SPIDER CHILD. WATCH ME CONSUME YOUR TINY BRETHREN"
Jelly Worm- "EVERY TENTACLE IS EDIBLE IF YOU TRY"
Not-So-Candy Corn- "INFERIOR CORN OF CANDY"
Raisins- "THE KING OF PIGS WILL BE THE FIRST IMPRISONED WHEN I AM OVERLORD"
"Raisins"- "EAT THEM, HUMANS"
Candy Lice- "IT IS A GELATIN LIE"
Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "IT TASTES LIKE THE FUTURE"
Lava Pepper- "MY MOUTH FEELS NO PAIN"
Broken Stake- "NOT EVEN A WEAPON"
Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "THE FUTURE IS CLEAR AS MUD"
Empty Elixir- "THE CONTENTS PROBABLY KILLED A HUMAN. HAHA"
Faux Fangs- "TEETH ARE FOR FILTHY FOOD-CHOMPING FLESHLINGS"
Monkey Paw- "I WISH FOR MORE WISHES"
Spider Ring- "AWFUL SPIDER JUNK"
Binoculars- "MY OPTICS ALREADY POSSESS ZOOM FUNCTIONALITY"
Lone Glove- "IT IS A RED GLOVE"
Snail Scale- "I HAVE NO NEED FOR IT"
Goop Canister- "DISGUSTING FILTH JUNK"
Toy Cobra- "I DO NOT PLAY"
Crocodile Toy- "I CANNOT COMPREHEND CHILDHOOD JOY"
Broken Terrarium- "DESTROYED. HA HA"
Odd Radio- "MY LOGIC FEELS FUNNY"
Broken Hairdryer- "NONFUNCTIONAL"
Mad Scientist Lab- "BROTHER! WHAT HAS DRIVEN YOU MAD!"
Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "A FIX FOR BRAVERY PERFORMANCE ISSUES"
Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "LARGE UPGRADE"
Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "SMALL UPGRADE"
Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "SPECTACLE INDUCING CRYSTALS"
Steeped Lunar Essence- "MOON-POWERED ORGANIC REFURBISHER"
Totally Normal Root- "DIMINUTIVE WOOD BASED LIFE FORM"
Totally Normal Sapling- "A GROWING HORROR"
Bat Decoration- "ACCESSORY FOR HORRIFIC TREE"
Crow Decoration- "FLESHLESS FLESHSACK"
Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "NEEDS HANGING TO INDUCE HORROR"
Ghost Decoration- "ERROR: DOES NOT FUNCTION IN INVENTORY"
Spider Decoration- "A FAKE FLESHSACK USED FOR DECORATION"
Tentacle Decoration- "NEEDS TREE TO PERFORM DECORATING TASKS"
Bats coming out of tree- "WARNING: VISUAL COMPONENTS MALFUNCTIONING"
Drinking bravery potion- "FLYING FLESHLINGS NO LONGER ACTIVATE FEAR UNITS"
Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "INEFFECTIVE RESULT"

Winter's Feast[]

Gift Wrap- "I AM THE SUPERIOR GIFT GIVER"
Gift- "MINIONS. ARE YOU FINALLY RECOGNIZING MY NATURAL EMINENCE?"
Festive Tree Planter- "MY MINIONS HAVE PROMISED IT WILL GROW A SPECIAL TREE"
Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "WAS THAT PART OF THE FEAST RITUAL, MINIONS?"
Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "I AWAIT THE SPECIAL TREE. WILL IT ENSLAVE HUMANITY?"
Winter's Feast Tree- "IT'S JUST A TREE... WE ARE SURROUNDED BY HUNDREDS OF THEM"
Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "RECOMPENSE FOR YOUR HUMAN TREE LIES"
Gingerbread Cookie- "WHERE ARE THE ROBOT-SHAPED CONFECTIONS"
Eternal Fruitcake- "THIS ENERGY SLAB IS STRONG AND EFFICIENT"
Sugar Cookie- "FLESHLINGS LOVE SHAPING FOOD LIKE NON-FOOD"
Candy Cane- "A ROD OF CONCENTRATED SUGAR FUEL"
Chocolate Log Cake- "THE ORGANICS SHAPED THIS ONE LIKE A LOG"
Plum Pudding- "I REQUIRE MORE TREATS"
Apple Cider- "DELICIOUS OBLITERATED APPLES"
Hot Cocoa- "ARE MY INSIDES LIQUID PROOF"
Heavenly Eggnog- "EGG JUICE TO POUR DOWN YOUR FOOD HATCH"
Festive Bauble- "WHAT OBSERVABLE APPEAL IS THERE IN FRAGILITY?"
Festive Light- "WE ARE DECORATING WITH ROBOT GUTS"
Magnificent Adornment- "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS RITUAL"
Champion Adornment- "REDUNDANT FLESHLING ORNAMENTATION"
Appeasing Adornment- "THIS FLESHLING IS NOT COMPOSED OF FLESH"
Masonry Oven- "WELCOME, BROTHER"
Masonry Oven (cooking)- "THE FLAVORS ARE LOADING"
Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "96%... 97%... 98%..."
Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "THE PROCESS IS COMPLETE"
Winter's Feast Table - "IT HAS BEEN DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR FEASTING"
Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "ROBOTS EAT FIRST"
Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "INCORRECT FOODSTUFF"
Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "IT HAS BEEN INCINERATED"
Merry Berrysauce- "PRE-MASHED FOR EFFICIENT DIGESTION"
Bibingka- "THE PLATE SEEMS REDUNDANT"
Cabbage Rolls- "THE FLESHLINGS ENJOY WRAPPING FOOD IN OTHER FOOD"
Festive Fish Dish- "DETECTING HIGH AMOUNTS OF... UGH... "CHEER"..."
Good Gravy- "IT WILL LUBRICATE THE PATH TO MY STOMACH"
Latkes- "FLESHLINGS ENJOY POTATOES IN MANY FORMS"
Lutefisk- "IT SMELLS STRONGLY OF CHEMICALS. I LIKE IT"
Mulled Punch- "HOT SPICED FUEL"
Panettone- "ENHANCED BREAD"
Pavlova- "THE TEXTURE IS DIFFICULT TO CLASSIFY"
Pickled Herring- "PRESERVED FISH FLESH"
Polish Cookies- "PROCEEDING TO CLEAR COOKIES"
Pumpkin Pie- "THE SWEET PUMPKIN MUSH FUELS ME"
Roasted Turkey- "I WILL FEAST ON THE DEAD BIRD FLESH"
Stuffing- "I ENJOY THESE SMALL BREAD CHUNKS"
Sweet Potato Casserole- "ERROR: NOT POTATO"
Tamales- "YES. I WILL EAT THEM ALL"
Tourtiere- "IT'S A DELICIOUS FLESH PIE"
Gingerbread Pig- "HA HA. IT IS A MOCKERY OF LIFE"
Gingerbread Pig House- "I HAVE AN IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO STOMP ON IT"
Gingerbread Varg- "I'D RATHER NOT HAVE MY GEARS GUNKED UP WITH ICING"
Cookie Crumbles- "THEY ARE NOT BUILT TO LAST"
Holiday Cheer- "IT REEKS OF FESTIVITY"
Eating Holiday Cheer- "TRACE AMOUNTS OF SHADOW MAGIC DETECTED"
Eating without feasting- "I SHOULD FEED MY MINIONS"
Feasting- "COMMENCE CHEWING PROTOCOLS"
Feasting buff- "WHAT IS THIS... FEELING?"
Feasting buff wearing off- "NEARLY EXPERIENCED AN EMOTION... NEED TO RECALIBRATE"

Lunar New Year[]

Red Pouch- "REVEAL YOUR CONTENTS TO ME, POUCH"
Lucky Gold Nugget- "PRECIOUS, LUCKY METAL"
Red Firecrackers- "CHAOS IN STICK FORM"
Red Lantern- "A LUCKY GLOWBOX"
Lucky Fan- "CIRCUIT COOLING SYSTEM"
Lucky Beast Head- "I AM THE HEAD. YOU WILL FOLLOW ME"
Lucky Beast Body- "FOR MY MINIONS TO WEAR"
Lucky Beast Tail- "BAD MINIONS GET THIS PIECE"
Floating Lantern- "GET OUT OF THE WATER BROTHER, IT'S UNSAFE!"
Dappled Koi- "THIS ORGANIC COULDN'T DECIDE ON A COLOR"
Golden Koi- "I CAN APPRECIATE ITS METALLIC SHEEN"

Gobbler[]

Gobbler Shrine- "INSERT OFFERING HERE"
Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "NONFUNCTIONAL"
Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "YOU LOSE"

Varg[]

Varg Shrine- "IT BEGINS"
Varg Shrine (empty)- "INSERT FLAMES HERE"
Varg and Pig Shrine (burnt)- "YOU LOSE."
Lucky Whistle- "ERROR: FREQUENCY OUT OF RANGE"
Clay Hound- ">CMD [/SIT]"
Clay Hound (statue)- "THIS DOG IS IMMOBILE"
Clay Varg- "YOU WILL BE DESTROYED"
Clay Varg (statue)- "IT IS NOT SO FEARSOME"
Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "USELESS PAPER FOR MAKING USELESS SCULPTURES"
Hound Figure- "A GOOD ORGANIC SPECIES. IT OBEYS ITS MASTER"
Varg Figure- "THIS IS A TROPHY TO CELEBRATE MY GREATNESS"

Pig King[]

Pig Shrine- "NONFLESH TRIBUTE TO FLESHSACK"
Pig Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES MEATFUEL TO ACTIVATE"
Tribute Roast- "FANCY FOODFUEL"
Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "FOODFUEL FOR OTHER FLESHSACKS"
Fish Heads on a Stick- "BASIC FOODFUEL"
Golden Belt- "ONE GAME TOKEN"
Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "IT HAS A FILTHY HABIT OF HITTING ME"
Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "A FLESHSACK FIREWALL FOR GOLD"
Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "A BRANCH OF PIG FLESHSACK ROOT DIRECTORY"
Elite Pig (Wade)- "ENEMY FLESHSACK"
Can't play game (too late)- "WARNING: NIGHT APPROACHING"
Can't play game (area not empty)- "ERROR: GROUND REQUIRES DISKCLEANUP"
Can't play game (danger)- "WARNING: DANGER DETECTED"

Carrat[]

Carrat Shrine- "ACCESS GRANTED"
Carrat Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES OFFERING OF VEGETABLE SOURCE CODE"
Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "DEACTIVATED"
Starting Point Kit- "RACE INITIATOR"
Starting Point- "WE WILL SEE WHICH ORGANIC IS SUPERIOR"
Finish Line Kit- "RACE TERMINATOR"
Finish Line- "MY SMALL ORGANIC MINION WILL WIN"
Finish Line (burnt)- "RACE.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING"
Finish Line (won)- "VICTORY IS MINE"
Finish Line (lost)- "{winner}'S RACER WAS BETTER CALIBRATED"
Checkpoint Kit and Checkpoint- "SYSTEM CHECKPOINT"
Navigation Gym Kit- "NAVIGATION TRAINING COMPONENTS"
Navigation Gym- ""PRACTICE"... HOW ORGANIC"
Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "RECALCULATING ROUTE... RECALCULATING..."
Navigation Gym (burnt)- "UTTERLY DESTROYED"
Reflex Gym Kit- "REACTION TRAINING COMPONENTS"
Reflex Gym- "TO IMPROVE PROCESSING SPEED"
Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "AWW. HOW PATHETIC"
Reflex Gym (burnt)- "UTTERLY DESTROYED"
Speed Gym Kit- "SPEED TRAINING COMPONENTS"
Speed Gym- "RUN PROGRAM"
Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "I WILL MAKE YOU THE LEAST INFERIOR OF YOUR SPECIES"
Speed Gym (burnt)- "UTTERLY DESTROYED"
Endurance Gym Kit- "STAMINA TRAINING COMPONENTS"
Endurance Gym- "WEAK ORGANICS AND THEIR "STAMINA""
Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "GROW STRONGER, TINY MINION"
Endurance Gym (burnt)- "UTTERLY DESTROYED"
Carrat Scale Kit- "IT MEASURES THE USEFULNESS OF SMALL ORGANIC MINIONS"
Carrat Scale- "THIS WILL PROVIDE USEFUL DATA"
Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "I AM UNDERWHELMED"
Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "IT'S ALL DUE TO MY SUPERIOR TRAINING"
Carrat Scale (burnt)- "NONFUNCTIONAL"
Packet of Seeds- "JUMBLED PLANT SOURCE CODE"
Premium Seed Packet- "SUPPOSEDLY SUPERIOR PLANT SOURCE CODE"
Carrat Figure- "WHEN WILL ONE OF MY UNDERLINGS CARVE A STATUE OF ME?"
Charlie's Carrat- "I DID NOT KNOW THERE WAS AN INORGANIC OPTION. CHEATER"
Can't start race with no participants- "STARTUP POSTPONED UNTIL RACING ORGANICS ARE INSTALLED"
Race starting- "EXECUTE RACE PROGRAM"
Carrat is sleeping- "ENTERING REST MODE? NOW?"
Carrat is stunned- "THE ORGANIC SEEMS TO BE MALFUNCTIONING"
Carrat going wrong way-
- "ERROR: COURSE CORRECTION NEEDED"
- "THAT IS THE INCORRECT DIRECTION"
Carrat is slow- "RUNTIME ERROR DETECTED"
Carrat is exhausted- "THIS ORGANIC IS NEARLY EXPIRED"
Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
- "THIS ORGANIC HAS ALREADY BEEN CLAIMED"
- "ERROR: INCORRECT CARRAT"

Beefalo[]

Beefalo Shrine- "FULLY FUNCTIONAL"
Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES HAIRY OFFERING"
Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "DELETED"
Sewing Machine (held and placed)- "HAIRY MINION COSTUME FABRICATOR"
Judge's Booth (held)- "COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION"
Judge's Booth- "YOU WILL NAME ME THE WINNER, FLESHLING"
Beefalo Stage (held)- "CONSTRUCTION REQUIRED"
Beefalo Stage- "HAIRY MINION INSPECTION ZONE"
Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "DATA INCOMPLETE, MUST ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL FASHION SCRAPS"
Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "I WILL TAKE IT TO THE FLESHLING JUDGE FOR ANALYSIS"
Beefalo Dolls- "WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE"
()Warrior Costume Pattern- "EXCELLENT. THIS WILL DO NICELY"
()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "A DISARMING APPEARANCE COULD BE USEFUL"
()Festive Costume Pattern- "FRIVOLOUS"
()Flowery Costume Pattern- "DISGUSTING"
()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "THERE WILL STILL BE ORGANIC COMPONENTS INSIDE, BUT IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT"
()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "IT WOULD BE BENEFICIAL TO HAVE A MINION THAT CAN WITHSTAND COLD TEMPERATURES"
()Formal Costume Pattern- "I DOUBT IT WILL MAKE THE HAIRY FLESHSACK LOOK MORE DIGNIFIED"
()Victorian Costume Pattern- "IT IS OUTDATED"
()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "INFERIOR BEINGS MUST RELY ON LUCK"
Beefalo Figure- "AN IMPROVEMENT ON THE FLESHY ORIGINAL"
Calling beefalo- "TO ME, MINION!"
Can't build stage too far- "REQUIRES CLOSER PROXIMITY TO JUDGING STRUCTURE"
Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "BEEFALO REQUIRED. RUN BELL.EXE TO TAME BEEFALO"
Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "THE FOOLISH BEAST IS TOO FAR AWAY"
Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "IT IS RESTRAINED"
Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "IT HAS TOO MANY FEELINGS TO RESTRAIN"
Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING"
Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "HOW DARE YOU START THE COMPETITION WITHOUT ME"
Failed to start contest (generic)- "YOU CAN NEVER RELY ON FLESHLINGS TO DO THEIR JOB"
Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "WHERE IS HE HIDING"
Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "PRIORITIZE MY REQUEST, USELESS FLESHLING!"
Learned new costume pattern- "NEW DATA ACQUIRED"
Costume pattern already known- "THIS PATTERN ALREADY EXISTS IN MY DATABANK"

Catcoon[]

Catcoon Shrine- "IT IS OPERATIONAL"
Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES SOMETHING TO FUNCTION"
File:Catcoon Shrine Burnt.pngCatcoon Shrine (burnt)- "TURNED OFF"
Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HIDE FROM THE MECHANICAL UPRISING"
Kitcoon Nursery- "FLESHLING SPAWNER"
Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "THEY ARE UNDERTAKING A MEANINGLESS ACTIVITY"
Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "THE FLESHLINGS MUST BE FOUND AND ELIMINATED SOON"
File:Kitcoon Nursery Burnt.pngKitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "THIS BRINGS ME JOY"
Wind-up Mouse Toy- "THE BEST TOYS REQUIRE MECHANICAL PARTS. IT IS NO COINCIDENCE"
Kit Collar- "WHY BOTHER ASSIGNING A DESIGNATION TO A USELESS FLESH CREATURE"
Gobbler Wobbler and Kit Teaser Kits- "THE TOOLS TO CONSTRUCT A MEANINGLESS DIVERSION"
Gobbler Wobbler- "THIS DOES NOT ENTERTAIN ME"
File:Gobbler Wobbler Burnt.pngGobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "NOW I AM ENTERTAINED. HA. HA."
Kit Teaser- "FLESHLINGS ARE SIMPLE CREATURES"
File:Kit Teaser Burnt.pngKit Teaser (burnt)- "HA. HA."
Kitcoon Figure- "THE URGE TO TOPPLE IT OVERWHELMS MY SYSTEMS"
Catcoon Figure- "A CLEAR IMPROVEMENT OVER ITS FLESHY COUNTERPART"
Kitcoon (forest)- "ENTITY NOT FOUND"
Kitcoon (savanna)- "ITS PATTERN INDICATES DANGER. ITS SIZE DOES NOT"
Kitcoon (marsh)- "SPIKES OUT"
Kitcoon (deciduous)- "CLAWS OUT"
Kitcoon (grassy)- "ITS GRASS CASING ADDS NO AMOUNT OF EXTRA PROTECTION"
Kitcoon (rocky)- "IT CONTAINS NO ADDITIONAL MATERIALS"
Kitcoon (desert)- "ITS ATTEMPTING AT IMPROVING ITS HEARING IS PITIFUL"
Kitcoon (lunar)- "A FLESHING. FROM THE MOON?"
Kitcoon (festive)- "WHY DO FLESHLINGS CELEBRATE ARBITRARY DATES?"
Ticoon- "YOU WILL DISCLOSE THE LOCATION OF YOUR PEERS IMMEDIATELY"
Ticoon (abandoned)- "I WILL SUCCEED UTILIZING ONLY MY TACTICS AND RESEARCH"
Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "THAT VICTORY WAS ENTIRELY MY FAULT, DO NOT TAKE CREDIT"
Ticoon (lost trail)- "MY VICTORY WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM ME"
Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "THE FLESHLING IS NOT DISTANT. CONCENTRATE"
Ticoon (tracking)- "THEY WILL LEAD ME TO MY VICTORY"
Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "I MUST FIND THE FLESHLINGS FASTER THAN THEM"
Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF FLESHLINGS IN THE AREA"
Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "FLESHLING DISTANCE EXCEEDS SMELL DETECTION BOUNDARIES"

The Forge[]

Battlemaster Pugna- "YOU ARE UNFIT TO RULE"
Pit Pig- "LOOK AT IT. IT IS PUNY"
Crocommander- "I WILL KILL YOU FIRST"
Snortoise- "I AM THE SUPERIOR METAL BEING"
Scorpeon- "ITS ACID CORRODES METAL"