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“Dressing fancy is dumb.”
“Little pig make Wolfgang moustache nice?”
“I care nothing for outer beauty.”
“PROVIDES NONFUNCTIONAL BEAUTIFICATION SERVICES”
“I have no interest in beauty products at my age.”
“Go ahead, Lucy. Treat yourself.”
“Shieldmaidens have nö use for thee.”
“You look nice today!”
“You look great, dude!”
“Makeup is like garnish for the face.”
“SHE DOTH OFFEND'D MINE EYE”
The Beautician is a Pig Trader Mob exclusive to the Hamlet DLC. She has pink hair and a purple outfit. She will pay two Oincs per feather, but only once a day.