“ It's an affront to science. ”
“ Noodles, meat and clumps of hair. Nasty. ”
“ Taste like hairs and meats with noodle. ”
“ Cooked evil is still evil, even in lasagna. ”
“ Lasagna or no, it would still be hazardous to consume it. ”
“ It would be unwise to ingest this. ”
“ A pungent pasta that will no doubt do me harm. ”
“ Still smells monstery... ”
“ What a wasted effort... ”
“ 'TIS DISH O' PURPLE MEATS ”
“ I've had some bad meals in my lifetime. And this is one of them. ”
“ Not sure meat's supposed to be that color. ”
“ Even the mortals dislike it. ”
Wortox Monster Lasagna is a Meat Food item cooked in the Crock Pot by combining at least 2 Monster Food items, including raw or cooked Monster Meat, Monster Jerky, Durians, and Jellyfish. It takes 10 seconds to cook.
Twigs will result in Wet Goop, unless a Tallbird Egg, Fish, or Eel is also added, which will then result in Bacon and Eggs or Fishsticks, respectively.
Like other Monster Foods, it restores
Hunger, but damages Health and Sanity. Webber does not suffer the Health and Sanity penalty when eating it.
The following recipes will result in Monster Lasagna.
It is best to completely avoid this Crock Pot Recipe, as it restores less hunger than most of what would be used as ingredients, and causes a bad chunk of health and sanity loss, and cooked Monster Meats on their own would cause a lot less damage, although two Monster Meats together would cause the same sanity loss as Monster Lasagna.
During the Pig Fiesta event in the DLC, Monster Lasagna takes on a more festive appearance.