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“The dapperest of them all.”

This page lists Maxwell's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Maxwell

Tools

Base Game

Axe- "Sometimes the direct approach is best."
Luxury Axe- "It gets sharper with every cut."
Shovel- "This is some real advanced technology."
Regal Shovel- "This shovel is worth a princely sum."
Pickaxe- "Everybody loves a little mining."
Opulent Pickaxe- "This must be game logic."
Razor- "If only the world had a single neck."
Hammer- "It feels good to undo the work of others."
Pitchfork- "The tool of choice for perfectionists."
Feather Pencil- "Not as elegant as a quill and inkwell, but it'll do."
Brush- "It's like showing affection, without actually touching it."
Saddle- "But that means I'd have to touch the smelly thing."
War Saddle- "At least it affords some dignity to the rider."
Glossamer Saddle- "But is it fast enough to escape the judgmental stares?"
Saddlehorn- "And I may never put it back on."
Salt Lick- "So salty."

Shipwrecked

Machete- "Truthfully I was always a hack."
Luxury Machete- "I've always wanted to hack things in luxury."

Hamlet

Shears- "Aren't there gardeners for this sort of thing?"

Don't Starve Together

Pocket Scale- "I keep it next to my pocket watch and my pocket comb."
Garden Hoe- "Am I to be reduced to a common farmhand?"
Splendid Garden Hoe- "A bit extravagant, don't you think?"
Watering Can- "Surely someone else can do these menial tasks?"
Watering Can (empty)- "So I'm to traipse around looking for water, then?"
Waterfowl Can- "I really don't care for gardening."
Waterfowl Can (empty)- "Surely there must be some water nearby."
Beefalo Bell- "It appears to have some kind of hypnotic effect on beefalo."

Lights

Base Game

Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."
Campfire (high)- "That will keep Charlie away for now."
Fire Pit (high)- "A roaring fire."
Campfire (normal)- "Firey."
Fire Pit (normal)- "It's hot."
Campfire (low)- "It needs fuel."
Fire Pit (low)- "It's getting low."
Campfire (embers)- "I'm going to lose it."
Fire Pit (embers)- "I should attend to that."
Campfire (out)- "That's not coming back."
Fire Pit (out)- "It's gone cold."
Torch- "It keeps Charlie at bay."
Miner Hat- "Eventually the firefly will starve."
Pumpkin Lantern- "Why hello, Mr. Crane."
Lantern- "I hope this keeps Them away."

Reign of Giants

Endothermic Fire- "How comforting."
Endothermic Fire Pit- "A fire pit."
Endothermic Fire (high)- "That will keep Charlie away for now."
Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "A roaring, cold fire."
Endothermic Fire (normal)- "Cold and firey."
Endothermic Fire Pit (normal)- "It's cold."
Endothermic Fire (low)- "It needs fuel."
Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "It's getting low."
Endothermic Fire (embers)- "I'm going to lose it."
Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "I should attend to that."
Endothermic Fire (out)- "That's not coming back."
Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "It's gone warm."
Moggles- "No wonder they can dig for hours."

Shipwrecked

Chiminea (all stages)- "Safe keeping for my hard earned fires."
Bottle Lantern- "Their lives have found purpose in servitude."
Boat Torch- "Sailing at night seems unsafe, but I guess this makes it a little better."
Boat Lantern- "It lends all around it an eerie glow."
Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "The stone was born for this."
Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "A roaring fire."
Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "It's burning in style."
Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "It's getting low."
Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "I should attend to that."
Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "It's gone cold."
Tar Lamp- "A little light in the dark."
Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "It will protect the flames from the waves."
Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "I may have overdone it."
Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "It's burning just fine."
Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "There's barely any heat."
Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "A flame not long for this world."
Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Out like a light."

Hamlet

Cork Candle Hat- "The wax better not drip on my suit."
Cowl- "How delightfully horrific."

Don't Starve Together

Torch (out)- "Curses. Another light down."
Lantern- "I hope it keeps Them away."
Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "Someone should attend to that."
Mushlight (off)- "I suppose we're decorating with fungus now."
Mushlight (on)- "A rather pale light."
Mushlight (burnt)- "C'est la vie."
Glowcap (off)- "I'm partial to the lavender shade, myself."
Glowcap (on)- "A light to repel the encroaching shadow."
Glowcap (burnt)- "Who ordered the mushroom flambe?"
Willow's Lighter- "It does the job, I suppose."

Survival

Base Game

Backpack- "I wish there were porters around here."
Piggyback- "Oh that's just demeaning."
Bird Trap- "They keep falling for it!"
Bug Net- "Good for capturing defenseless insects."
Fishing Rod- "I will eat for a lifetime."
Straw Roll- "I don't like sleeping rough."
Fur Roll- "At least they're good for something."
Tent- "That's a bit rustic for my taste."
Trap- "Only the dumbest animals will fall for this."
Honey Poultice- "Sticky and gooey and good for putting on booboos."
Healing Salve- "Just a bit of venom and some dirty old ash."
Umbrella- "It's crooked!"
Compass-
- N- "North."
- S- "South."
- E- "East."
- W- "West."
- NE- "Northeast."
- SE- "Southeast."
- NW- "Northwest."
- SW- "Southwest."
Compass (generic)- "I've lost my way."
Bundling Wrap- "I guess we could wrap a few things up."
Bundled Supplies- "Nice and snug."

Reign of Giants

Insulated Pack- "Its contents are hibernating."
Luxury Fan- "Is it windy out or is it just my fan?"
Siesta Lean-to- "Rustic, but excellent shade."
Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "It's sleep-time, not siesta-time."
Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "They're hot on my heels!"
Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Traditionally, a siesta comes after eating, not before."
Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "It's a bit creepy out for that."
Tent (overheating)- "
Tent (burnt)- "That's a bit burned for my taste."
Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "So much for the shade thing."
Thermal Stone- "A pocketful of stone and temperature."
Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It's almost too cold to hold."
Thermal Stone (cold)- "Pleasantly cool."
Thermal Stone (warm)- "Comfortably lukewarm."
Thermal Stone (hot)- "It's almost too hot to hold."
Pretty Parasol- "It's more pretty than dapper."

Shipwrecked

Thatch Pack- "Not much, but the extra space is better than nothing."
Booty Bag- "I suppose it will do."
Sea Sack- "It won't make me stronger, but it'll give me more pockets."
Tropical Fan- "Is it windy out or is it just my fan?"
Silly Monkey Ball- "What am I supposed to do with this?"
Tropical Parasol- "It serves its purpose."
Anti Venom- "A cure to what ails you."
Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Phew."

Hamlet

Bug B'Gone- "This will put that horde in its place."
Bird Whistle- "What use are birds to me?"

Don't Starve Together

Luxury Fan- "Is it windy out or is it just this fan?"
Telltale Heart- "I'm not sure I really want to give this up."
Booster Shot- "Who would put this filth in their veins?"
Waterballoon- "Do you have any idea how much this suit cost?"
Whirly Fan- "This pathetic device... gets the job done."
Flare- "For those with a flare for the dramatic."
Sea Fishing Rod- "A more in-depth approach to fishing."
Tillweed Salve- "This will have to do."
Seed Pack-It- "One more thing to lug from place to place."
Bernie (held and inactive)- "It makes me a little nostalgic."
Bernie (active)- "Just what am I looking at here?"
BERNIE!- "How truly unnerving."
Bernie (broken)- "It's seen better days."
Chef Pouch- "I've been reduced to hauling my own foodstuffs."
Tent Roll- "Surely someone else can set it up."
Camper's Tent- "Oh, how I miss sleeping indoors."

Food

Base Game

Crock Pot (empty)- "Just the thought makes my mouth water."
Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Wait for it..."
Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Here it comes!"
Crock Pot (finished)- "Finally, some quality grub."
Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
Bee Box- "It holds my bees."
Bee Box (no honey)- "My bees are not working hard enough."
Bee Box (some honey)- "I should wait a bit longer."
Bee Box (full of honey)- "So tempting, but so full of bees."
Farm- "Do I look like a farmer?"
Farm (growing)- "I have better things to do than watch plants grow."
Farm (finished)- "It's ready."
Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It needs to be... refreshed."
Ice Box- "A little piece of winter in a box."
Drying Rack- "It can dry meats so that they last longer."
Drying Rack (drying)- "Still moist."
Drying Rack (finished)- "Like the desert."

Reign of Giants

Crock Pot (burnt)- "A bit overdone for my tastes."
Bee Box (burnt)- "Honey roasted."
Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "A harvest of ashes."
Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Moist and staying that way."
Drying Rack (burnt)- "It's too brittle to hang meat on now."
Bucket-o-poop- "Much better than carrying manure in my hands."

Shipwrecked

Mussel Stick- "The mussels won't be able to resist."
Mussel Bed- "They'll grow where I tell them to."
Fish Farm (empty)- "I need some fish eggs if I want fish."
Fish Farm (growing)- "I put the eggs in. Where are my fish?"
Fish Farm (one fish)- "Success! A fish."
Fish Farm (two fish)- "The more the merrier!"
Fish Farm (three fish)- "I better not see any rowdiness, fish."
Fish Farm (four fish)- "Who would ever need this many fish?"

Hamlet

Sprinkler- "Good. Now I don't have to water by hand."

Don't Starve Together

Bee Box- "It holds the bees."
Bee Box (no honey)- "Why do the bees not serve me?"
Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "Still moist."
Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "Like the desert."
Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "Moist and staying that way."
Bucket-o-poop- "It's not gentlemanly to carry manure in one's hands."
Mushroom Planter (empty)- "Smells... "piney"."
Mushroom Planter (some)- "They seem to be doing well."
Mushroom Planter (lots)- "The mushrooms have really taken to the log."
Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "It's so full it's almost obscene."
Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Rotten, all the way through. I relate."
Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Only ash and ruin remain here."
Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "Nothing grows in these frigid wastes."
Salt Box- "This will extend the life of our supplies somewhat."
Cookbook- "Very well. If I can master the dark arts, how hard could cooking be?"
Garden Digamajig (held)- "Some kind of farming implement? I've no interest in such things."
Garden Digamajig- "Thankfully it seems capable of doing the work itself."
Composting Bin- "Disgusting."
Composting Bin (too wet)- "It's nothing but foul wet slop."
Composting Bin (too dry)- "Positively arid."
Composting Bin (balanced)- "This should suffice."
File:Composting Bin Burnt.pngComposting Bin (burnt)- "It smells about as bad as you'd imagine."
Growth Formula Starter- "It looks more like a science experiment than a fertilizer."
Fermenting Growth Formula- "Wonderful, it's putrefying."
Fermented Growth Formula- "Ugh, the smell... can we just put it in the ground already?"
Super Growth Formula- "It's reached the peak of its power... and its stench."
Gardeneer Hat- "I'm really supposed to put that contraption on my head?"
Tree Jam- "Looks like you're in a bit of a jam, pal."
Portable Crock Pot- "An instrument of the dark culinary arts."
Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Let's hope something palatable has come of it."
Portable Grinding Mill- "Does it have to make such a horrible racket?"
Portable Seasoning Station- "Ah. The daily grind."
Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "Finally something with some taste."

Science

Base Game

Science Machine- "I can't believe I forgot how to build those things."
Alchemy Engine- "It unlocks recipes of middling utility."
Thermal Measurer- "Not the most useful invention, is it?"
Rainometer- "I could also just look up to learn the same thing."
Lightning Rod- "A little bit of protection."
Lightning Rod (charged)- "Energy flows through it."
Gunpowder- "Now this, I like."

Reign of Giants

Science Machine (burnt)- "The fire learned how to burn it down."
Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Flames have swallowed it whole."
Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Who cares?"
Rainometer (burnt)- "The rain did not come in time."
Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Quiet before the storm."
Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Begone, fire!"
Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "Not much fuel left."
Electrical Doodad- "I don't understand how it works, but it does."

Shipwrecked

Sea Lab- "There are watery mysteries to be unlocked yet."
Ice Maker 3000 (empty and high)- "It's working hard to make ice for me."
Ice Maker 3000 (medium)- "It appears to be doing its job."
Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "I'd better fill it up."
Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "It's on its last legs."
Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It's not doing its job."
Quacken Drill- "I will quack open the sea itself."

Hamlet

Smelter- "Finally we're catching up to the Iron age."
Oscillating Fan- "Ah. Civilization."

Don't Starve Together

Gunpowder- "Now THIS I like."
Cartographer's Desk- "Mapmaking is a soothing pastime. Methodical."
Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Such directionless destruction."
Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Useless."
Potter's Wheel- "A block of marble might suffice."
Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "How I've missed the act of creation."
Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Ah, yes. Not terrible."
Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "To sculpt, to carve, no more."
Think Tank- "Now to see if Higgsbury's ideas hold water."
Think Tank (burnt)- "Well, it's useless now."
Terra Firma Tamper- "I despise getting my hands dirty."

Exclusive to PS4

Accomploshrine- "Even They couldn't build something so devious."

Fight

Base Game

Spear- "It's a spear. Yup."
Ham Bat- "An undignified weapon for a less refined time."
Boomerang- "Beats getting your hands dirty."
Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! Clumsy!"
Blow Dart- "A glorious tube of pain-giving!"
Sleep Dart- "Call me Mr. Sandman."
Fire Dart- "Just make sure to breathe out."
Football Helmet- "Now I am ready for the scrimmage."
Grass Suit- "Direct confrontation is quite gauche."
Log Suit- "Ugh. I'm not one for such vulgar fisticuffs."
Marble Suit- "That really isn't my style."
Bee Mine- "They wait so patiently."
Tooth Trap- "This one packs a wallop."

Reign of Giants

Scalemail- "That's some fly mail."
Morning Star- "Good morning."
Weather Pain- "Wind power."

Shipwrecked

Poison Spear- "I've made sure it packs an extra wallop."
Poison Dart- "I've turned the venoms of this world against itself."
Coconade- "I foresee death in the future."
Coconade (lit)- "I may want to take cover."
Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "This projectile flinger may come in handy."
Cutlass Supreme- "A gentleman's weapon."
Horned Helmet- "Sometimes one must sacrifice form for function."
Seashell Suit- "Perhaps not the sturdiest, but it will conceal my vulnerabilities."
Limestone Suit- "It renders me... sluggish."
Cactus Armor- "Nothing says... stay away... quite like this."

Hamlet

Halberd- "A blade as sharp as my wit."
Cork Bat- "Easy enough to carry."
Weevole Mantle- "This is not a good look."
Mant Mask- "A hollowed out head. Don't ask where I got it."
Mant Suit- "The indignities I've suffered..."
Fancy Helmet- "How very conquistadorian."
Tin Suit- "Not very pliant but it does the job."
Blunderbuss- "A weapon after my own heart."

Don't Starve Together

Football Helmet- "Ready for the scrimmage."
Electric Dart- "Never strikes the same place twice, except when it does."
Tail o' Three Cats- "Makes me feel like the master again."
Napsack- "It appears to be a sleeping bag."
Cookie Cutter Cap- "This doesn't look dapper at all."
Strident Trident- "It seems to have struck a chord."
Battle Helm- "Well... it's no crown."
Battle Spear- "I can appreciate a finely crafted weapon."
Trusty Slingshot- "A rather childish weapon, but quite effective in the right hands."

Structures

Base Game

Birdcage- "You'll never get me behind bars again."
Birdcage (occupied)- "I feel for ya, feathers."
Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "You'll still be in there when you wake up."
Pig House- "That's like their only trick."
Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I'd go inside too, if I was him."
Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "I'll huff and I'll puff!"
Rabbit Hutch- "Oh, isn't that clever."
Hay Wall, Wood Wall, and Stone Wall (held)- "Pocket-sized wall pieces. Yup."
Hay Wall- "It's a tinderbox."
Wood Wall- "Moderately tough, but flammable."
Stone Wall- "This will keep the riff-raff out."
Chest- "A place to store loot."
Sign- "It says... nothing."
Potted Fern- "How quaint."
Mini Sign (held)- "It's not much use like this. We should place it."
Mini Sign (empty)- "We should draw something on there."
Mini Sign (drawn on)- "I could draw better than that!"
Wood Fence (held)- "All we need to build a nice, sturdy fence."
Wood Fence- "It's just a wood fence."
Wood Gate (held)- "All we need to build a nice, sturdy gate."
Wood Gate- "It opens. And closes sometimes, too."

Reign of Giants

Pig House (burnt)- "Let's see you hide in there now."
Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Cleverness killed the carrot."
Hay Wall (burnt)- "I told you so."
Wood Wall (burnt)- "Not tough, nor flammable."
Chest (burnt)- "It won't store anything now."
Scaled Chest- "Those scales sure are nifty."
Sign (burnt)- "Somehow, it says even less now."

Shipwrecked

Sand Castle- "I found that wholly unenjoyable. I swear."
Sand Castle (sand)- "Decorative sand."
Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Is this what passes for architecture around here?"
Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Keep me away from that."
Limestone Wall (held)- "Where should I begin building my fortress?"
Limestone Wall- "It will hold."
Dragoon Den- "I see no reason to disturb them."
Sandbag (held)- "A bag of dirt I can carry."
Sandbag- "A bag of dirt that keeps water out."
Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "I hope you're prepared."
Seaworthy (SW world)- "Useless!"
Buoy- "It floats with ease."
Sea Chest- "My suits had best not get moldy in there."
Ballphin Palace- "Ah. I need a castle like that."
Sea Wall- "I suppose I could place this on the water."
Sea Wall- "About as well constructed as sea trash can be."

Hamlet

Cork Barrel- "I know just what to fill it with."

Don't Starve Together

Pig House- "It is not a sound structure."
Mini Sign (held)- "A sign is useless if it has nothing to mark."
Mini Sign (empty)- "There's nothing on it, currently."
Mini Sign (drawn on)- "It was drawn in a steady hand."
Wood Fence (held)- "A fence for your pocket."
Wood Fence- "My life is one obstacle after another."
Wood Gate (held)- "A gate for your pocket."
Wood Gate- "When one gate closes..."
Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "What's all the fuss about, feathers?"
Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "Oh, come on. I fed you last week."
Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "That's a deep sleep."
Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Maybe he wasn't sleeping."
Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "This requires profundity."
Directional Sign- "'Thataway'... Ugh!"
Directional Sign (burnt)- "Somehow, it says even less now."
End Table (empty)- "An empty vessel awaiting decoration or light."
End Table (flowers)- "Purely decorative."
End Table (new light source)- "A temporary reprieve from the shadow."
End Table (old light source)- "I believe it is Wilson's turn to fetch bulbs."
End Table (wilted)- "Every lovely flower must one day wilt."
End Table (burnt)- "That was uncalled for."
Friendly Scarecrow- "It's an empty shell of a man."
Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Nothing is safe."
Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "The scarecrow has gone to a place where there is no fear."
Moon Rock Wall (held)- "Where should I put this?"
Moon Rock Wall- "I like to build walls between myself and the outside."
Scaled Furnace- "The red gems are producing a sweltering heat."
Wardrobe- "Fashion without function."
Wardrobe (burning)- "Oops."
Wardrobe (burnt)- "Dapperness is a state of mind."
Potted Succulent- "You're hard to kill. I respect that."
Tackle Receptacle- "I suppose I could use a relaxing day of fishing."
Fish Scale-O-Matic- "Perhaps I might reign again... as the king of fishing!"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "Enjoy your moment while it lasts..."
Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "Bow down before your fishing master!"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Impressive, isn't it?"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "No! NOO!"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "All my ambitions go up in smoke."
Astral Detector (held)- "I have many questions."
Astral Detector- "It's leading us to something..."
Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "It fulfilled its purpose."
Produce Scale- "Do we not have infinitely more pressing things to do?"
Produce Scale (with light item)- "The bar has been set low, I see."
Produce Scale (with item)- "A moderately impressive display" [sic]
Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "I suppose it's an accomplishment."
Produce Scale (burning)- "...And now it's on fire."
Produce Scale (burnt)- "Reduced to dust."
Grooming Station (held)- "Do I look like a common construction worker? Oh very well..."
Grooming Station- "How ridiculous."
Grooming Station (occupied)- "I suppose I'll have to try to make this creature less homely."
File:Grooming Station Burnt.pngGrooming Station (burnt)- "What a shame."
Craftsmerm House- "It's slightly less offensive to my eyes than the others."
Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "It's been burned to the ground."
DIY Royalty Kit- "What is that little creature up to?"
DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "Such a waste of time and energy."
Royal Tapestry- "Not especially impressive for a "throne"."
Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "Someone finally took care of that hideous throw rug."
Merm Flort-ifications- "They're flying the royal banner."
Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "A kingdom without a king."
Sisturn (empty)- "I can't help but wonder... no, it couldn't be."
Sisturn (some flowers)- "Perhaps I should pay my respects as well."
Sisturn (full)- "It has a strangely calming effect."

Refine

Base Game

Rope- "You'd think this would have more uses."
Boards- "Roughly hewn."
Cut Stone- "The building blocks of civilization."
Papyrus- "A blank canvas."
Purple Gem- "Purple brings great power."
Nightmare Fuel- "Ahhh. Refreshing."
Beeswax- "I miss sealing a good letter."
Wax Paper- "My interest in this wax paper wanes...."

Shipwrecked

Cloth- "I've fashioned the bamboo into something useful."
Limestone- "Perhaps this sea life's death will find use after all."
Empty Bottle- "Given enough time I could build a ship inside."
Coral Nubbin- "It's not bald! It's distinguished!"

Hamlet

Claw Palm Sapling- "You're on your own, tree."

Don't Starve Together

Cratered Moonrock- "This will make a decent magical vessel."
Marble Bean- "Let me guess, it grows a marble stalk?"
Feathery Canvas- "Hopefully it catches the wind as well as the eye."
Collected Dust- "It may have some alchemical uses."

Magic

Base Game

Meat Effigy- "I'm not above using this."
Prestihatitator- "Quite a dapper machine."
Shadow Manipulator- "This is where I do my own personal research."
Pan Flute- "I'm going to sing a song of madness."
Night Light- "It burns with a beautiful glow."
Night Armor- "Time to wrap myself in nightmares."
Dark Sword- "Snicker-snack!"
One-man Band- "It has a good beat and you can dance to it."
Bat Bat- "Violence has never felt better."
Belt of Hunger- "Wet, soggy, and oddly filling."
Chilled Amulet- "It's frosted over."
Nightmare Amulet- "It speaks with the shadow."
Life Giving Amulet- "It channels the darkest energies of the universe."
Fire Staff- "A basic enchantment, but effective."
Ice Staff- "Cool staff."
Telelocator Staff- "Power can do amazing things when it's funneled through the right channels."
Telelocator Focus (full)- "That should do the trick."
Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "The fuel needs more focus points."
Telolocator Socket (full)- "This one's ready."
Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "The fuel needs a focus."

Reign of Giants

Meat Effigy (burnt)- "I won't be using it any longer."
Prestihatitator (burnt)- "It was too hot to handle."
Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Research complete."
Old Bell- "More bell."

Shipwrecked

Piratihatitator- "Such a fascinating device."
Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Ashes to ashes."
Dripple Pipes- "Goodness. It's been awhile since I played."

Hamlet

Hogus Porkusator- "Scientifically proving pigs can fly."
Pugalisk Wand- "Penetrating."
Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Another door."
Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "An exit but not a way out."
Living Artifact- "Not exactly dapper, but how can I say no to this?"
Root Trunk- "Keeps my things just where I want them."
Vortex Cloak- "It's like it was tailored just for me."

Don't Starve Together

Meat Effigy (burnt)- "No one will be using that any longer."
Prestihatitator (burnt)- "That was its final act."
Night Armor- "Wrap yourself in the nightmare. Embrace it."
Ocuvigil- "This is a conduit for strong revelatory magicks."
Moon Dial (generic)- "The gem conjures water springs in conjunction with the "moon's" cycles."
Moon Dial (new moon)- "The... "moon"... has retreated for now."
Moon Dial (waxing)- "The "moon" is waxing."
Moon Dial (full moon)- "The "moon" is full in the sky."
Moon Dial (waning)- "The "moon" is on the wane."
Moon Dial (in Caves)- "The cave provides sanctuary from the "moon's" prying eyes."
Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "I can feel its eye upon me... watching..."
The Lazy Deserter- "Walking gets tiresome, you know."
The Lazy Deserter (active)- "The magic beckons!"
Clean Sweeper- "Presto change-o! Ahem... old habit."
Kitschy Beaver Idol- "It seems he's learning to bend the curse to his will."
Kitschy Goose Idol- "Ugh, it offends my eyes."
Kitschy Moose Idol- "Almost as powerful as it is tacky."

Dress

Base Game

Sewing Kit- "A fine and noble endeavor."
Rabbit Earmuffs- "They are at least warm."
Straw Hat- "A hat fit for a peasant."
Beefalo Hat- "How unfashionable."
Beekeeper Hat- "I'll wear it if I have to."
Feather Hat- "I will lure them in with my plumage."
Winter Hat- "How disappointingly rustic."
Top Hat- "Some fine haberdashery."
Dapper Vest- "It's no three-piece, but it's dapper enough."
Breezy Vest- "It's more of a fall vest."
Puffy Vest- "It's so hard to look fashionable in the winter."
Bush Hat- "There's room in there for me."
Garland- "Definitely not my style."
Walking Cane- "It has pictures of fast things carved into it."

Reign of Giants

Cat Cap- "Dead head."
Fashion Melon- "This is one way to keep cool. And sticky."
Ice Cube- "Strap some ice on your head."
Rain Coat- "Out out, rain!"
Rain Hat- "Not the most dapper of hats, but quite necessary."
Summer Frest- "Safety before dapperness."
Floral Shirt- "The dapperest of them all."
Eyebrella- "Eye to the sky."
Hibearnation Vest- "See my vest."

Shipwrecked

Brain of Thought- "I feel inspired."
Snakeskin Hat- "Quite dashing, actually."
Snakeskin Jacket- "Quite dapper!"
Blubber Suit- "This is undignified."
Windbreaker- "Sigh."
Tar Suit- "I hope this won't tar-nish my dapper image."
Particulate Purifier- "Cleans the stench away."
Sleek Hat- "Quite sleek, if not elegant."
Shark Tooth Crown- "I respect this fashion choice."
Dumbrella- "This looks silly."

Hamlet

Gas Mask- "This clears the vapors."
Pith Hat- "Protects my most important part."
Thunderhat- "Electrifying finery."

Don't Starve Together

Feather Hat- "I always considered myself the peacock of people."
Fashion Goggles- "Not my sort of fashion."
Desert Goggles- "Function over form."
Funcap- "It possesses a spritely magic."
Seawreath- "You really expect me to wear this?"
Astroggles- "There are hardly enough inventors brave enough to harness the power of potatoes."
Clever Disguise- "This seems rather... fishy."
Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "It's not quite my style."

Ancient

Base Game

Thulecite- "An exceedingly rare but useful material."
Thulecite Wall (held)- "Pocket-sized wall pieces. Yup."
Thulecite Wall- "An ancient wall."
Thulecite Medallion (min)- "The heart of the city is still."
Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It beats once again."
Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "The pulse is quickening."
Thulecite Medallion (max)- "The pulse is holding steady."
Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "The pulse is waning."
Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "It calms once more."
Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "The pulse has no influence here."
The Lazy Forager and Lazy Explorer- "Simple magic is often the best."
Magiluminescence- "This will make me stand out."
Construction Amulet- "I swear I don't normally need this."
Deconstruction Staff- "I must rely on focusing tools in this form."
Star Caller's Staff- "With a bigger gem it would be so much more powerful."
Pick/Axe- "I don't know why I didn't think of this."
Thulecite Crown- "Fuel must flow."
Thulecite Suit- "Thulecite meshes so well with nightmare fuel."
Thulecite Club- "The fuel runs deep in this."
Houndius Shootius (held)- "Now I just have to set it up."
Houndius Shootius- "Some of my better work."

Don't Starve Together

The Lazy Explorer- "It's a focusing tool."
Construction Amulet- "A crutch for pitiful mortals without godlike powers. What?"
Deconstruction Staff- "It is a focusing tool."
Pick/Axe- "The duality of mine."
Houndius Shootius (held)- "Now it just needs to be set up."
Premier Gardeneer Hat- "I suppose the Ancients were farmers once, before they turned to the fuel."

Nautical

Shipwrecked

Log Raft- "It seems like there should be regulations against this."
Raft- "Looks much too precarious for my liking."
Row Boat- "Manually operated. A pity."
Cargo Boat- "Ah, plenty of room to breathe."
Armored Boat- "This boat knows how to take a hit like a champion."
Encrusted Boat- "It seems sturdy enough to carry me."
The "Sea Legs"- "Seems dependable."
Boat Repair Kit- "It will hold off my vessel's inevitable decay."
Thatch Sail- "It will be smooth sailing with this at my back."
Cloth Sail- "It will aid in my travels."
Snakeskin Sail- "For ease of travel."
Feather Lite Sail- "I suppose it's better than paddling."
Iron Wind- "Thank goodness, I have places to be!"
Boat Cannon- "It's about time I got my hands on one of these."
Quackering Ram- "Quacker before me!! Uh, I mean quiver...!"
Sea Trap (held and placed)- "The curiosity will get the best of you eventually."
Sea Yard (off)- "Out of commission. For now."
Sea Yard (on)- "Much needed ship maintenance."
Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "This maintenance machine needs maintaining."
Tar Extractor (off)- "It's no use to me if it's off."
Tar Extractor (on)- "It's doing its job."
Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "The contraption needs replenishing."
Trawl Net- "I see no downside to using this."
Trawl Net (detached)- "Just think of the meals I'll make."
Trawl Net (sinking)- "It's working its way down."
Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Into the depths..."
Spyglass and Super Spyglass- "This may help me get the lay of the land."
Captain Hat- "It makes me feel commanding."
Pirate Hat- "Is this amusing?"
Lucky Hat- "Swashbuckling..."
Life Jacket- "Sadly my cultured countenance must take a back seat to sensibility."

Hamlet

Cork Bowl Canoe- "Looks barely seaworthy."

Volcanic

Shipwrecked

Obsidian Machete- "This seems like a dangerous thing to farm with."
Obsidian Axe- "It seems to work best when alight."
Obsidian Spear- "I've made sure it packs a fiery wallop."
Obsidian Armor- "I've bent the flame to my will."
Obsidian Coconade- "This is definitely overkill."
Howling Conch- "Beautiful on the outside, destructive on the inside."
Sail Stick- "A stick, presumably for sailing."
Volcano Staff- "It feels at home in my hands."

Treasure Hunting

Hamlet

Disarming Tools- "This will deal with those pesky traps."
Ball Pein Hammer- "For more subtler smashing jobs."
Gold Pan- "Must I do everything myself?"
Magnifying Glass- "Let's see what we can find."

City Planning

Hamlet

Lamp Post (off)- "It eases my mind."
Lamp Post (on)- "A welcome sign of civilization."
Town House- "I presume it's a pigsty inside."
Town House (burning)- "That will only lead to improvement."
The Sterling Trough Deli- "Finally some decent food."
The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "A shame."
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "A common boutique to purchase common goods."
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Generally, I'd say it's on fire."
Curly Tails Mud Spa- "Seems even filthy pigs need the occasional pampering."
Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "A pity."
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "A simple grocer."
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "I do fancy roast vegetables."
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "Every breastpocket needs a fresh rose."
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "I'll have to get my roses elsewhere."
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "Hmm... I may be in the market for some oddities."
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "Nothing I can do about that."
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Ahh... more my style."
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "Agh! Put it out! Someone!"
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Well, well, well..."
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "Live by the sword, die by the flame."
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "I may have use for a millinery."
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "Everything burns."
Swinesbury Academy- "Hmmm... The are a lot of artifacts in there." [sic]
Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "Not my problem."
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Can I exchange this money for anything useful?"
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Serves them right."
The Tinkerer's Tower- "Full of schemes and plans. Like me."
The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "He'll have to rebuild his own shop."
Swinesbury City Hall- "I could run this place better."
Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "Serves them right."
My City Hall- "I deserve that."
My City Hall (burning)- "This town has a vandal problem."
Security Contract- "Oh good, I can hire some help."
Slanty Shanty- "Hmmm... Should I invest in real estate in this place?"
Slanty Shanty (owned)- "An estate of my own."
Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "Someone will pay for that."
Watch Tower- "There's an appeal in overseeing the masses."
Watch Tower (burning)- "A watchtower no more."

Renovate

Hamlet

House Expansion Permit- "More room for my acquisitions."
Demolition Permit- "I normally don't need a license for destruction."

Flooring

Wood Flooring- "Watch out for slivers."
Marble Flooring- "A nice solid floor."
Checkered Flooring- "This feels homey."
Slate Flooring- "Tartan floor tile."
Sheet Metal Flooring- "Utilitarian flooring."
Garden Stone Flooring- "A bit too outdoorsy."
Geometric Tiles Flooring- "Has some charm to it."
Shag Carpet- "It'll do."
Transitional Flooring- "It will need to be fixed."
Wood Panel Flooring- "Creaky. I like it."
Herringbone Flooring- "It'll do for now."
Hexagon Flooring- "Not bad."
Curcy Hoof Flooring- "Rather piggish."
Octagon Flooring- "Really? Linoleum?"

Shelves

Carved Bookshelf, Hutch Shelf, and Windowed Cabinet- "Ah. A place to put my books."
Basic Bookshelf- "A bit basic, but it'll do."
Cinderblock Bookshelf, Crates Shelf, Fridge, Floating Shelf, and Pallet Shelf- "Interesting choice of decor."
Marble Shelf- "I have the perfect book for that bookshelf."
Glass Shelf- "Looks breakable."
Ladder Shelf- "Boorish."
Industrial Shelf- "Philistine."
Adjustable Shelf- "A place to put my books."
Wall Mounted Shelf- "Stable enough."
A-Frame Shelf, Pipe Shelf, and Hat Tree- "I suppose this works."

Plantholders

Basic Plantholder, Fancy Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, Xerographica Plantholder, Palm Plantholder, and ZZ Plantholder- "It's a plant."
WIP Plantholder- "It's a little bush."
Bonsai Plantholder- "It's a little tree."
Dishgarden Plantholder- "It's a fancy plant holder."
Orchid Plantholder- "I prefer roses."
Birdcage Plantholder and Pitcher Plantholder- "A hanging plant."
Fernstand Plantholder- "A fern."
Fern Plantholder- "A hanging fern."
Terrarium Plantholder- "Caged plants."
Plantpet Plantholder- "A planted pet."
Traps Plantholder- "I like these."
Marble Plantholder- "Ooh. Fancy."
"Character" Tree- "Someone should put it out of its misery."
Festive Tree- "How festive."

Columns

Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, Round Column, and Lit Marble Column- "A pillar of strength."

Wall Papers

Wood Paneling- "Some basic walls."
Checkered Wall Paper- "A pleasant way to decorate your surroundings."
Floral Wall Paper- "Could use some red."
Sunflower Wall Paper and Harlequin Wall Paper- "Well isn't that sweet."
Peagawk Wall Paper- "Well, at least the feathers are no longer staring at me."
Orange Wall Paper and Purple Wall Paper- "A little boring."
Rope Wall Panneling- "A little too nautical for my tastes."
Circle Wall Tiling and Full Wall Moulding- "Not bad, I suppose."
Marble Wall Tiling- "Fancy."
Fine Wall Tiling- "Bureaucratic."
Upholstered Wall- "Plush."

Ceiling Lights

Wired Bulb- "Well, that's boring."
Metal Shade Lamp- "Utilitarian."
Chandelier, Blown Glass Bulb, Hanging Blooming Lamp, and Hanging Floral Lamp- "A ceiling light."
Rope Light and Dual Rope Light- "Well, that's boring."
Cherry Lamp Shade- "A light."
Tophat Light- "That's where I left my hat."
Derby Light- "A place to hang your hat."

Wall Decorations

Photo- "Horrid boy..."
Full Length Mirror- "I can hardly see myself."
Embroidery Hoop- "Such sentiment..."
Mosaic- "How bourgeois."
Wreath- "Shocking what passes for art around here."
Axe, No Smoking, and Tasteful Fish Mounting- "Lovely..."
Hunt and Beefalo Mounting- "Interesting decor."
Periodic Table- "Handy chart for my alchemical experiments."
Gears Art- "Fanciful arrangement of clockwork."
Cape- "How dramatic."
Black Cat- "Ah, the memories..."

Chairs

Classic Chair, Corner Chair, and Lounge Chair- "A place to sit."
Bench- "A place for people to sit."
Horned Chair- "Not as good as my throne."
Footrest- "A place to rest my feet."
Massager Chair- "Ohh. I like that!"
Stuffed Chair- "A comfy chair to sit on."
Rocking Chair- "An invigorating place to sit."
Ottoman Chair- "A place to sit or rest my feet."
Fancy Chaise- "A chair to lounge in."

House Upgrades

Cottage Kit- "Materials for a quaint house."
Tudor Home Kit- "Materials for a snug little home."
Gothic Home Kit- "Materials for a house with some charm."
Brick Home Kit- "Materials for a functional home."
Turreted Home Kit- "Materials for a small home."
Villa Kit- "Materials for an acceptable home."
Manor Kit- "Materials for a home worthy of a fine gentleman."

Doors

Hardwood Door- "It's a door. You go through it."
Stone Archway, Forest Door, and Wrought Iron Door- "A door to another room."
Curtained Door- "It barely hides anything."
Industrial Door- "Little too industrial."
Round Doorway- "A little like being eaten."
Gothic Door- "Has a certain dramatic flare."

Windows

Peaked Curtain Window- "The curtains are a nice touch."
Round Burlap Window- "Needs better drapery."
Peaked Window- "A window."
Square Window, Tall Window, Large Square Curtain Window, and Tall Curtain Window- "A way to see the outside world."
Greenhouse Wall- "All that sunshine and nothing to keep it out."

Rugs

Eye Rug- "Quit staring!"
Square Throw Rug, Octagon Rug, Swirl Rug, and Braid Rug- "A floor rug."
Oval Rug and Large Rug- "A rug after my own heart."
Fur Throw Rug, Porcupus Rug, and Catcoon Rug- "A dead thing that warms my feet."
Hedgehog Rug- "An animal that warms my feet."
Hoofprint Rug- "How droll."
Rubbermat Rug- "Essential when dealing with... fluids."
Web Rug- "Rather sticky."
Metal Rug- "Dangerous."
Wormhole Rug- "Does it work?"
Beard Rug- "Ugh."
Nailbed Rug- "Lovely..."
Crime Rug- "Which unfortunate soul was that?"
Soccer Rug- "How geometric."

Lamps

Fringe Lamp, Stainglass Lamp, Downbridge Lamp, Glass Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, Crystals Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "A little light."
Dual Embroidered Lamp- "A couple lights."
Ceramic Lamp- "I like the decor."
Dual Fringes Lamp and Dual Upturn Lamp- "A couple of lights."
Candelabra Lamp- "I like this."
Spool Lamp- "This could be improved."
Edison Lamp- "Missing everything but the bulb."
Adjustable Lamp- "A versatile light."

Tables

Round Table- "A table."
Hard Wood Desk- "A practical table."
DIY Table- "Crude."
College Table- "Philistine."
Crate Table- "Boorish."
Chess Table- "I like this."

Cartography

Don't Starve Together

Map Scroll (empty)- "There's nothing to be gleaned from this."

Celestial

Don't Starve Together

Moon Rock Idol- "They always need an offering."
Portal Paraphernalia- "I suppose I should build this."
Moon Glass Axe- "Go on. Axe me what the moon's made of."
Glass Cutter- "Sharp like my wit."
Bath Bomb- "It smells quite nice, if I'm honest."

Critters

Don't Starve Together

Kittykit- "A wholly agreeable animal."
Vargling- "You're a slobbery little chap, aren't you?"
Ewelet- "Quit nibbling my coattails."
Broodling- "Just like old times."
Glomglom- "You are much too trusting, friend."
Giblet- "You're as fowl as I am!"
Mothling- "You had better not chew holes in my suit."
Friendly Peeper- ""Tell me, what is it you see, little one?"

Fishing

Don't Starve Together

Wooden Ball Bobber- "How quaint."
Hardened Slip Bobber- "It's made of tougher stuff."
Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait and Spoon- "At least I don't have to use worms."
Rainy Day Lure- "Go fishing in the rain? And ruin my last good suit?"
Snow Day Lure- "Why would anyone want to fish while it's snowing?"
Stupefying Lure- "I think Higgsbury already got too close to one of these."
Heavy Weighted Lure- "I'm reluctant to see what manner of fish would bite THAT."
Jet Quill Float, Crimson Quill Float, Azure Quill Float, and Saffron Quill Float- "I used to see quill floats like this back in England."
Down Quill Float and Malbatross Quill Float- "A bit of extra flair goes a long way."

Sculpt

Don't Starve Together

Carved Hornucopia- "This seems cruel."
Bubble Pipe Carving- "Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Pity."
Pawn Figure- "I have no idea what that is."
Rook Figure- "This is nice, but where's the rust? The exhaust pipes?"
Knight Figure- "A dreadful lack of accordions."
Knight Figure (shaking on new moon)- "And I thought chivalry was dead!"
Bishop Figure- "Could use a few more mechanical bits in my opinion."
Rook and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "The pieces are in motion!"
Queenly Figure- "Must everything be about my shortcomings?"
Kingly Figure- "What a well-dressed figure!"
Deerclops Figure- "I don't like winters."
Bearger Figure- "A brute."
Moose/Goose Figure- "What an imbecilic expression."
Dragonfly Figure- "It never stood a chance."
Moon Moth Figure- "Rather elegant, I'd say."
Anchor Figure- "How kitsch."
"Moon" Figure- "I'm fairly partial to this one."
Malbatross Figure- "Such a fowl-tempered bird."
Crab King Figure- "I am not that crabby!"
Toadstool Figure- "At least the statue doesn't smell as bad as the original."
Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "I do like this one."
Klaus Figure- "Why bother?"
Bee Queen Figure- "Does she really need a statue?"
Antlion Figure- "Is there a sinkhole I can bury this in?"
Ancient Guardian Figure- "Always keep things close to the chest, right pal?"
Celestial Champion Figure- "How could I not have seen..."
Eye of Terror Figure- "An eye could never best a master of illusion such as I."
Twins of Terror Figure- "The most troublesome pair I've ever seen."

Seafaring

Don't Starve Together

Boat Kit- "I've been reduced to a common shipyard laborer."
Plank- "Jumping off would ruin what's left of my suit."
Leak- "Oh, great. Now we're going to drown."
Boat Patch- "I detest such work."
Oar- "I have no desire to toil like a common sailor."
Driftwood Oar- "Hmph. I've never been one for manual lab-oar."
Anchor Kit- "Can't someone else assemble it?"
Anchor- "I can drop it to keep the boat in place."
Mast Kit- "Do I look like a shipyard laborer?"
Mast- "Every vessel mast have one."
Winged Sail Kit- "Must I do everything?"
Winged Sail- "A warning to any waterfowl that cross us."
Steering Wheel Kit- "Hard labor? Isn't that Winona's forte?"
Steering Wheel- "Why yes, you may call me the "Captain"."
Tin Fishin' Bin- "Ugh, the smell... the things I do for a decent meal."
Pinchin' Winch- "We are to start dredging up what lies beneath now, are we?"
Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "It seems I've gotten a hold of something."
Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "Interesting."
Deck Illuminator- "Far more practical than setting a fire on our boat."
Lightning Conductor- "Very prudent."
Fire Pump- "Higgsbury, I think a bucket would have sufficed..."

Balloonomancy

Don't Starve Together

Pile o' Balloons- "Those look much too jovial for my liking."
Balloon- "This seems out of place here. Too cheery."
Speedy Balloon- "The mime's power unsettles me."
Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "Its power is spent. Now it's just garishly cheery."
Party Balloon- "Oh no... he's managed to make them even more cheerful."
Inflatable Vest- "I think I'd rather drown."
Balloon Hat- "Would I really stoop so low as to wear such a thing?"

Books

Don't Starve Together

Bookcase- "Rebuilding her library, is she?"
Birds of the World- "What a wasteful misuse of magic."
Horticulture, Abridged- "Hopefully this version is less wordy."
Applied Silviculture- "It's not wise to toy with forces beyond your comprehension."
Sleepytime Stories- "I haven't had a real sleep in... ages."
The End is Nigh!- "I've had enough fire and brimstone for one eternity."
On Tentacles- "What horrors shall be summoned from the depths?"
The Angler's Survival Guide- "I suppose I'll eat for a lifetime, then? Somehow I doubt it."
Pyrokinetics Explained- "Ah. Based on the librarian's own observations, I take it?"
Overcoming Arachnophobia- "As if spiders are what you should be worried about here."
Tempering Temperatures- "I'm always cool and collected."
Lux Aeterna- "Taking some inspiration from the Codex, are we? I'm flattered."
Practical Rain Rituals- "What's a ritual without a little showmanship? Surely a prop or two?"
Lunar Grimoire- "We've come this far, no point in stopping our meddling now."
Apicultural Notes- "Perhaps now the bees will serve me."
Horticulture, Expanded- "Hopefully this will mean less time relegated to the garden."
The Everything Encyclopedia- "Hmph. It doesn't hold a candle to the secret knowledge I possess."
Lux Aeterna Redux- "Now she's just showing off."
Fiery Pen- "Words hold power. Pens too, apparently."

Circuitry

Don't Starve Together

Bio Scanalyzer- "I feel like it's watching me..."
Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "Something about it is just so temptingly kickable."
Bio Scanalyzer (hunting)- "Where does it think it's going?"
Bio Scanalyzer (scanning)- "Hmph. Good luck unraveling the mysteries of my creations."
Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "That constant blinking light is testing my patience."
Circuit Extractor- "Nerves of steel, that one."
Bio Data- "Well... fine. I suppose that sums it all up, more or less."
Circuits (besides Chorusbox)- "That robot needs to pull themselves together."
Chorusbox Circuit- "They wouldn't..."

Clocksmithy

Don't Starve Together

Clockmaker's Tools- "Little hand tools, how quaint."
Time Pieces- "She doesn't understand the full extent of the power she's toying with."
Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "Careful, madam. I know where this trail ultimately leads."
Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "It looks like she'll have to wait, for once."
Portal Entrance- "At least it doesn't smell, like some other modes of transportation."
Portal Exit- "Hmph. I think she puts it up there on purpose."
Alarming Clock- "That... looks like it would hurt."

Ectoherbology

Don't Starve Together

All Ghostly Elixirs- "It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts."

Engineering

Don't Starve Together

Trusty Tape- "The wilderness is tough on a tailor made suit."
Winona's Catapult- "I could have thought of that."
Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "It's useless out here without power."
Winona's Inventions (burning)- "I'm going to pretend I don't see it."
Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Oh. What a pity."
Winona's Spotlight- "Well sure, if you want to take the easy way out."
Winona's Generator- "Where does she find the time to build all this."
Winona's Generator and G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "I think it's losing power."
Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "See? It wasn't so great after all."
Winona's G.E.M.erator- "At least she has the sense to use gems."
Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "Magic isn't so easy, is it?"

Green Thumb

Don't Starve Together

Bramble Husk- "Who's frail now?"
Bramble Trap- "Best laid traps."
Compost Wrap- "I'm utterly dung with all of this."

Seasonings

Don't Starve Together

Garlic Powder- "Keeps everyone from getting too close."
Honey Crystals- "I never was one for syrupy mush."
Chili Flakes- "Bit of a kick in the pants."
Seasoning Salt- "My doctor said I shouldn't have too much."

Slingshot Ammo

Don't Starve Together

Pebbles and Marbles- "Not particularly creative."
Gold Rounds, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "Ah, now that might be interesting."
Poop Pellets- "Must he leave that lying around? I nearly ruined my shoes."

Spider Care

Don't Starve Together

Den Decorating Set- "Careful child, it's a slippery slope towards a career in the arts."
Webby Whistle- "It's probably covered in spider spit."
Shoo Box- "If only loud noises were really enough to deter them."
Healing Glop- "Just in case I lose my mind entirely and want to heal those little pests."
Warrior, Cave, Shatter, and Strider Switcherdoodle- "I'm not eating that."
Dangler, Spitter, and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "How sickeningly endearing."

Stagecraft

Don't Starve Together

Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "No. I do NOT sing."
Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "My acts were always a bit more improvisational."

Strongman

Don't Starve Together

Mighty Gym- "Hmph. I suppose some people are impressed by shows of brute strength."
File:Mighty Gym Burnt.pngMighty Gym (burnt)- "The show's over."
Dumbbell- "I have no interest in such things."
Golden Dumbbell and Gembell- "It's not that impressive."
Potato Sack- "Potatoes are powerful things, not to be underestimated."

Events (only)

Hallowed Nights

Candy Bag- "That's our sugar-sack."
Candy Apple- "Oh good, it's solid candy. I feared something healthy had snuck in."
Candy Corn- "Waxy, just like me."
Catcoon Candy- "Almost endearing. Almost."
Choco Pigs- "Eating them makes me feel powerful."
Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "No one is above enjoying a good lollipop."
Gummy Spider- "Black licorice, my favorite."
Jelly Worm- "How the tables have turned, worm."
Not-So-Candy Corn- "Who is making all this candy, exactly?"
Raisins- "I am much more disappointed than I thought I'd be."
"Raisins"- "A mystery I'm not keen on solving."
Candy Lice- "Ah, maggots... how novel."
Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "It's not terrible."
Lava Pepper- "Only ruffians enjoy torturing themselves like this."
Broken Stake- "I told you people, I am *not* a vampire!"
Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Amateur magic for children."
Empty Elixir- "I'm not in the habit of imbibing strange liquids."
Faux Fangs- "Permanently bared."
Monkey Paw- "I'm done tampering with magical oddities, thank-you."
Spider Ring- "The opposite of dapper."
Binoculars- "You are all ants in my eyes already."
Lone Glove- "What a tacky glove."
Snail Scale- "One hundred percent to scale."
Goop Canister- "I've no idea what that is."
Toy Cobra- "It looks cheap."
Crocodile Toy- "What use would I have of such a thing?"
Broken Terrarium- "Rosebud."
Odd Radio- "At least it's not ragtime."
Broken Hairdryer- "Some harebrained invention of the scientist's, perhaps?"
Mad Scientist Lab- "How maddening."
Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Takes away the horrors. But who would want that?"
Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "Ah. This'll do the trick."
Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "Could be a little stronger."
Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "Might as well throw it in the fire."
Steeped Lunar Essence- "A fine pot of tea, with a side of mutation."
Totally Normal Root- "Ah. A chance to grow something horrible."
Totally Normal Sapling- "Just days away from dreadful."
Bat Decoration- "Such a burden to carry it. If only there were a place to leave it."
Crow Decoration- "Why do I hear "Nevermore"?"
Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "Ugh. These guys again."
Ghost Decoration- "Oh joy. Is there really need for decoration?"
Spider Decoration- "I like the real ones better."
Tentacle Decoration- "Shouldn't it be hanging from somewhere."
Bats coming out of tree- "Quite an expert illusion."
Drinking bravery potion- "I was never really scared of those trees anyhow."
Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "How disappointing."

Winter's Feast

Gift Wrap- "For wrapping odds and ends..."
Gift- "An elegantly wrapped social obligation."
Festive Tree Planter- "How repulsively festive."
Festive Tree Planter (burnt)- "That's that, it seems."
Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "Have we nothing better to do with our time?"
Winter's Feast Tree- "How wretchedly jolly."
Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "It’s a Winter’s Feast miracle."
Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Can we turn our attentions back to survival now?"
Gingerbread Cookie- "Stop looking at me, cookie fiend."
Eternal Fruitcake- "It is unbound from time."
Sugar Cookie- "We're celebrating freezing to death, I see."
Candy Cane- "I don't even use a cane."
Chocolate Log Cake- "How, err... traditional."
Plum Pudding- "It's extremely rich."
Apple Cider- "Glorified apple juice."
Hot Cocoa- "Such a decadent beverage."
Heavenly Eggnog- "My... favorite... she remembered."
Festive Bauble- "Gaudy, like the rest of this shindig."
Festive Light- "How frivolous."
Magnificent Adornment- "What a thing to risk one's life for."
Champion Adornment- "A volatile decoration."
Appeasing Adornment- "There's something familiar about this..."
Masonry Oven- "Something about it... ah, I'm sure it's nothing."
Masonry Oven (cooking)- "What's it cooking up now?"
Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "I do wish it would hurry up."
Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "Finally!"
Winter's Feast Table- "Must we go through this production for a little food?"
Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "I suppose I'll have to share."
Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "The wrong place for this."
Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Humbug."
Merry Berrysauce- "This seems like a lot of fuss for some mashed berries."
Bibingka- "It has a unique spongy texture."
Cabbage Rolls- "Meat rolled in cabbage. How exciting."
Festive Fish Dish- "I don't know what's so festive about it."
Good Gravy- "I have a tendency to overdo it on the gravy."
Latkes- "They're acceptable."
Lutefisk- "It has an odd, yet strangely mouthwatering aroma."
Mulled Punch- "It brings a small respite from this wretched cold."
Panettone- "Fruitcake's more agreeable cousin."
Pavlova- "It has a certain elegance to it."
Pickled Herring- "I suppose I can't be picky."
Polish Cookies- "How quaint."
Pumpkin Pie- "Well... perhaps just a slice."
Roasted Turkey- "I myself will carve this roast beast."
Stuffing- "Something to fill the void in my stomach."
Sweet Potato Casserole- "How very... rustic."
Tamales- "They've got a bit of kick to them."
Tourtiere- "I haven't had a meat pie since I left Liverpool."
Gingerbread Pig- "Must you make me chase you?"
Gingerbread Pig House- "Entirely too gaudy."
Gingerbread Varg- "Pretty brash for something so edible."
Cookie Crumbles- "It's falling apart."
Holiday Cheer- "I prefer my fuel more nightmarish."
Eating Holiday Cheer- "It tastes bitter."
Eating without feasting- "I suppose it's only right to share this with the others."
Feasting- "At last, a decent meal."
Feasting buff- "That food seems to have had an odd affect on me..." [sic]
Feasting buff wearing off- "Its power was short-lived."

Lunar New Year

Red Pouch- "A spot of luck."
Lucky Gold Nugget- "Gold's gold as far as I'm concerned."
Red Firecrackers- "Great for magic tricks."
Red Lantern- "Not having a light would certainly be unlucky."
Lucky Fan- "Now I'll have no problem keeping my cool."
Lucky Beast Head- "Quite formidable looking."
Lucky Beast Body- "I'm no middleman."
Lucky Beast Tail- "The back end of a terrible beast."
Floating Lantern- "It's oddly beautiful."
Dappled and Golden Koi- "Don't be koi with me."

Gobbler

Gobbler Shrine- "It seems my fortune's changing."
Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "Something else seems to be required."
Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "It's no use to anyone now."

Varg

Varg Shrine- "The preparations have been made."
Varg Shrine (empty)- "It requires a torch."
Varg Shrine (burnt)- "Burnt to cinders."
Lucky Whistle- "Howl I ever find a use for this?"
Clay Hound- "I was wise to be suspicious."
Clay Hound (statue)- "I don't trust it."
Clay Varg- "This earthen beast's all fired up."
Clay Varg (statue)- "How delightfully disconcerting."
Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "I'll need somewhere to sculpt it."
Hound Figure- "It's quite fetching."
Varg Figure- "What a gruesome maw."

Pig King

Pig Shrine- "How quaint."
Pig Shrine (empty)- "It needs some kind of meat."
Pig Shrine (burnt)- "Not useful like this."
Tribute Roast- "Ah. I do enjoy a nice meal."
Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "Ugh. More fit for a creature than for me."
Fish Heads on a Stick- "Nothing fancy, but it will do."
Golden Belt- "Those pigs are getting more and more clever."
Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Filthy."
Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "A fiery one."
Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Rotten to the core."
Elite Pig (Wade)- "He's a slippery fellow."
Can't play game (too late)- "It's much too late for that."
Can't play game (area not empty)- "Ugh. I'm not doing anything in that mess."
Can't play game (danger)- "I have bigger things to worry about right now."
Leaving game- "I don't need this anymore."

Carrat

Carrat Shrine- "It's ready."
Carrat Shrine (empty)- "It requires an offering."
Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "It's of no use to me like this."
Starting Point Kit- "Might as well start things off with a bang. Or a gong."
Starting Point- "I suppose this is what I must do for entertainment now."
Finish Line Kit- "End of the line, pal."
Finish Line- "Such frivolity."
Finish Line (burnt)- "I've no use for it anymore."
Finish Line (won)- "I'd almost forgotten the sweet taste of victory."
Finish Line (lost)- "{winner}'s racer was... superior to mine..."
Checkpoint Kit- "The dumb little creatures would be lost without them."
Checkpoint- "These posts will serve as adequate route markers."
Navigation Gym Kit- "My Carrat requires some direction."
Navigation Gym- "An underling must be able to follow directions."
Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "The training seems to be progressing well."
Navigation Gym (burnt)- "Useless."
Reflex Gym Kit- "It would be prudent to place this somewhere."
Reflex Gym- "You never know what might pop up on the race track."
Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "Hm. I'm getting a sudden craving for popcorn..."
Reflex Gym (burnt)- "Useless."
Speed Gym Kit- "I should construct this, posthaste."
Speed Gym- "Athletics were never my strong suit."
Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "It's rather amusing to watch it scurry."
Speed Gym (burnt)- "Useless."
Endurance Gym Kit- "I tire of lugging this around."
Endurance Gym- "An exercise machine... the most dastardly of inventions."
Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "You will thank me for making you stronger."
Endurance Gym (burnt)- "Useless."
Carrat Scale Kit- "It seems some assembly is required."
Carrat Scale- "I will only accept the finest Carrat."
Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "A disappointing performance."
Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "Excellent. You've done well."
Carrat Scale (burnt)- "It's worthless now."
Packet of Seeds- "I will reap what I sow."
Premium Seed Packet- "This should yield a higher quality crop."
Carrat Figure- "If only I had a mantle to set it on."
Charlie's Carrat- "Starting to feel left out?"
Can't start race with no participants- "This race seems to be decidedly lacking in racers."
Race starting- "Begin!"
Carrat is sleeping- "Wake up, you useless vermin!"
Carrat is stunned- "What's the matter? Get going!"
Carrat going wrong way-
- "You fool! You're going the wrong way!"
- "No! The other way!"
Carrat is slow- "Faster! Faster I say!"
Carrat is exhausted- "The creature is past its prime."
Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
- "Say, pal, why don't you come work for me?"
- "Its allegiance lies elsewhere."

Beefalo

Beefalo Shrine- "Let's get on with it then."
Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "It will require an offering."
Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "Pity."
Sewing Machine (held)- "Why must these things come unassembled?"
Sewing Machine- "I'm more of an appreciator of fine clothes than a maker of them."
Judge's Booth (held)- "Oh good, something more to build."
Judge's Booth- "Hmph. What makes him think he's qualified to pass judgement?"
Beefalo Stage (held)- "This seems like a dreadful amount of effort."
Beefalo Stage- "Enjoy your time in the spotlight while you can."
Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "I'll have to combine them before they'll reveal their secrets."
Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "This might be of interest to the judge."
Most Beefalo Dolls- "I've no need for such things."
Dolled-Up Beefalo Doll- "I've no need for such things. Perhaps one of the children might take it."
()Warrior Costume Pattern- "This could be useful."
()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "I can only imagine how grotesque this will look..."
()Festive Costume Pattern- "Positively garish."
()Flowery Costume Pattern- "Florals. How saccharine."
()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "Is this the robot's doing?"
()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "Chilling."
()Formal Costume Pattern- "These garments are absolutely wasted on such base creatures."
()Victorian Costume Pattern- "Hmph. Rather outdated."
()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "I'd say luck is in rather short supply around here."
Beefalo Figure- "At least this version doesn't shed all over my poor suit."
Calling beefalo- "And here comes my... er, "beautiful" assistant."
Can't build stage too far- "This seems a bit far from the festivities, don't you think?"
Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "Here's the hitch pal, I'm going to need a beefalo."
Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "Get over here, you hairy imbecile!"
Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "The beast is ready to be judged."
Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "Perhaps once the beast has settled down and is willing to be reasonable."
Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "My choice has been made. No going back."
Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "I'll bide my time until the next competition."
Failed to start contest (generic)- "Where is that incompetent judge?"
Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "There must be a competition going on elsewhere..."
Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "He's attending to some other business, presently."
Learned new costume pattern- "At last, something new."
Costume pattern already known- "An old pattern. I've no use for it."

Catcoon

Catcoon Shrine- "I suppose even a thief has its admirers."
Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "It seems we're supposed to offer it something."
File:Catcoon Shrine Burnt.pngCatcoon Shrine (burnt)- "Seems not everyone appreciates the little thieves."
Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "I don't see why I need to build them a house. They need to learn to climb trees like adults."
Kitcoon Nursery- "A house for kitcoons? Can the pitiful little things not climb trees yet?"
Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "They are not here, they are out hiding."
Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "We are nearly out of time to find all of the rascals."
File:Kitcoon Nursery Burnt.pngKitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "No place to hide anymore."
Wind-up Mouse Toy- "The classic game of catcoon and mechnical mouse." [sic]
Kit Collar- "I've named so many creatures at this point, the novelty has worn off."
Gobbler Wobbler Kit- "Surely someone else can set it up."
Gobbler Wobbler- "Those creatures are so feeble of mind they can't tell a real bird from a wooden one."
File:Gobbler Wobbler Burnt.pngGobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "Whatever will we do without it."
Kit Teaser Kit- "Physical labor is what underlings are for."
Kit Teaser- "At least it should keep them occupied."
File:Kit Teaser Burnt.pngKit Teaser (burnt)- "A pity."
Kitcoon Figure- "This is a rather precarious design."
Catcoon Figure- "This animal commands respect through violence."
Kitcoon (forest)- "What a pathetic little creature. It's encumbered by excess fur."
Kitcoon (savanna)- "What a pathetic little creature. It's pretending to be a much more respectable beast."
Kitcoon (marsh)- "What a pathetic little creature. It smells of sulphur."
Kitcoon (deciduous)- "What a pathetic little creature. It will likely grow up to pick my pockets."
Kitcoon (grassy)- "What a pathetic little creature. Just looking at it makes me itch."
Kitcoon (rocky)- "What a pathetic little creature. It doesn't even have the grace of a catcoon."
Kitcoon (desert)- "What a pathetic little creature. Those ears are ridiculous."
Kitcoon (lunar)- "What a pathetic little creature. It requires dental work."
Kitcoon (festive)- "What a pathetic little creature, and in such a gaudy outfit."
Ticoon- "This high status catcoon has a talent for finding the kits. I respect him only marginally more."
Ticoon (abandoned)- "I didn't need his help anyway."
Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "Well done, great beast!"
Ticoon (lost trail)- "Blasted, we weren't fast enough! Sniff faster, beast!"
Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "A-ha... there's a kitcoon afoot."
Ticoon (tracking)- "He seems onto something. I shall let him take the lead."
Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "That ticoon is not working for me. Yet."
Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "There's nothing left to find."
Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "His nose may be good, but I doubt it's good enough to track that far."

The Forge

Battlemaster Pugna- "You seem severely deluded, good sir."
Pit Pig- "Begone, swine."
Crocommander- "I don't fear you, scoundrel."
Snortoise- "He's rather thick-headed."
Scorpeon- "I should like to avoid a pinch from that, I think."
Boarilla- "What a brute!"
Grand Forge Boarrior- "Well he's certainly no slouch."
Rhinocebro- "Brutish grotesquerie."
Infernal Swineclops- "Back to the dungeons with you!"
Ancient Gateway (off)- "Meddling with it will only cause further trouble."
Ancient Gateway (on)- "Let us end this chapter of our journey."
Ancient Anchor (empty)- "A key is key."
Ancient Anchor (key)- "Right as rain."
Forge Portal- "It's a one-way portal."
Battle Standard- "We must destroy that Battle Standard."
Baby Spider- "Disgusting."
Magma Golem- "You shall serve us."
Living Staff- "I could be persuaded to dabble in white magicks."
Infernal Staff- "A staff after my own heart!"
Petrifying Tome- "I could stop a fiend in its tracks with this."
Tome of Beckoning- "The words within evoke an unknown force."
Forging Hammer- "I would never resort to something so brutish."
Pith Pike- "I would never stoop to such things."
Spiral Spear- "How churlish."
Riled Lucy- "I have no desire to use that."
Blacksmith's Edge- "Too brutish for my tastes."
Darts- "That is not my style."
Molten Darts- "I'm no blowhard."
Hearthsfire Crystals- "Not really my style."
Reed Tunic- "It is nearly useless."
Feathered Reed Tunic- "Swiftly useless."
Wood Armor- "It offers a serviceable amount of protection."
Jagged Wood Armor- "This was intended for someone physically-inclined."
Silken Wood Armor- "Decent protection that will enhance my power."
Stone Splint Mail- "Seems heavy."
Steadfast Stone Armor- "Quite a clunky looking thing."
Grand Armor- "A little extra armor never hurt."
Barbed Helm- "That is not suited to me."
Nox Helm- "I'd never wear such an undapper thing."
Resplendent Nox Helm- "You'd need a thick neck to wear such a thing."
Feathered Wreath- "Horsefeathers."
Crystal Tiara- "It will quickly restore my powers."
Clairvoyant Crown- "I must have it."
Woven Garland- "A decent wreath, should I feel like healing."
Flower Headband- "I could use the invigoration."
Blossomed Wreath- "Self sufficiency in wreath form."
Started revival- "Allow me to assist."
Finished revival- "No need to thank me."
Revived- "That was simply undignified."
Refusing inappropriate weapon- "I have no use of such things."

The Gorge

Mumsy- "May I peruse your wares, ma'am?"
Billy- "He has no future ahead of him. A shame."
Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm- "Good day to you, sir."
Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "I tip my hat to you sir."
Swamp Pig Elder- "Charmed, I'm sure."
Swamp Pig Elder and Pigeon (sleeping)- "Fast asleep."
Swamp Pig- "Don't touch the suit."
Old Beefalo- "It's seen better days."
Pigeon- "How are birds getting in here?"
Pigeon (dead)- "It is no more."
Pebble Crab- "You can't hide from me."
Berry Bush- "Those are never growing back."
Fern- "Perhaps it has some flavor to it."
Mushroom- "I could, perhaps, produce a makeshift garnish."
Mushroom (picked)- "It's as hollow as this withered world."
Rotten Crop- "Foul."
Sapling- "I don't have time to watch twigs grow."
Spotty Shrub- "Aromatic."
Spotty Shrub (picked)- "That's not growing back anytime soon."
Sugarwood Tree- "A sickly sweet aroma wafts from its branches."
Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "It won't produce sap now."
Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "It is filling. Ever so slowly."
Sugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "The sap is ready for collection."
Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "Well it's ruined now."
Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "This tree has seen better days."
Ivy- "Creeping ivy."
The Altar of Gnaw- "Best offer it something if we enjoy living."
The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "I'm not sure how it draws magic from this."
Ancient Gateway- "Nobody listens to me."
Beast of Hunger (1)- "I do like a good statue."
Beast of Hunger (2)- "Misdirected dedication."
Broken Carriage- "Carriage carnage."
Dilapidated Cathedral- "They didn't pray hard enough."
Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "Something has happened here."
Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "Nobody has kept up with repairs."
Dilapidated Clocktower- "A late clocktower."
Dilapidated Door- "If only it lead somewhere."