Kitschy Idols

Kitschy Idols are character-specific items that only Woodie is able to craft in the Magic Tab. Woodie can then eat them to trigger specific transformations. When eaten, they cost 20 and 15 , and restore 18.75 .

Beaver

Kitschy Beaver Idol
"Invokes the curse of the Werebeaver."
Crafting	×3 ×2 ()
Tab
Tier	Always available
	-20
	18.75
	-15
	8 Days
Perk	Transforms Woodie into a Werebeaver.
Stacks up to	10
Code	"wereitem_beaver"

“I guess science works differently up North.”

–Wilson, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“He wouldn't mind if I use this for kindling, right?”

–Willow, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“Beard is making crafts?”

–Wolfgang, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“A small wooden reminder of Woodie's cursed existence.”

–Wendy, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“TURNS THE HAIRY FLESHSACK INTO AN EVEN HAIRIER FLESHSACK”

–WX-78, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“It appears to induce a Castorthropic state.”

–Wickerbottom, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“Think I'm finally getting the hang of this, eh Lucy?”

–Woodie, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“It seems he's learning to bend the curse to his will.”

–Maxwell, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“Is this meant to summon your fylgja?”

–Wigfrid, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“It looks just like you, Mr. Woodie!”

–Webber, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“You're mastering this curse business, mon ami!”

–Warly, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“Friend Eater!”

–Wormwood, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“Huh. The craftsmanship ain't half bad.”

–Winona, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“I do love a cursed trinket!”

–Wortox, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“There something spilling out its belly.”

–Wurt, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

“I knew the Werebeaver was real! Nobody believed me!”

–Walter, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.

The Kitschy Beaver Idol requires three Monster Meats and two Logs to craft. When Woodie eats it, he transforms into the Werebeaver.

Moose

Kitschy Moose Idol
"Invokes the curse of the Weremoose."
Crafting	×3 ×2 ()
Tab
Tier	Always available
	-20
	18.75
	-15
	8 Days
Perk	Transforms Woodie into a Weremoose.
Stacks up to	10
Code	"wereitem_moose"

“A perfectly normal cursed moose thing.”

–Wilson, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“Yup, looks cursed alright.”

–Willow, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“This make beardman mighty like Wolfgang?”

–Wolfgang, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“I don't want to play with that.”

–Wendy, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“CONSUME IT AND BE STRONG, MY MINION”

–WX-78, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“Someone's going to trip on this, dear.”

–Wickerbottom, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“Not bad, if I do say so mooself.”

–Woodie, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“Almost as powerful as it is tacky.”

–Maxwell, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“It represents a warrior's spirit!”

–Wigfrid, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“Can you make a toy without meat in it?”

–Webber, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“Excusez-moi, but why does this smell like meat?”

–Warly, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“Small Branch Head.”

–Wormwood, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“I ain't one for er... decorations.”

–Winona, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“Weremoose? There moose!”

–Wortox, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“Wicker-lady say should eat with mouth closed.”

–Wurt, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

“So how does the curse work? When did it start?”

–Walter, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.

The Kitschy Moose Idol requires three Monster Meats and two Cut Grass to craft. After eating it, Woodie transforms into the Weremoose.

Goose

Kitschy Goose Idol
"Invokes the curse of the Weregoose."
Crafting	×3 ×3 ()
Tab
Tier	Always available
	-20
	18.75
	-15
	8 Days
Perk	Transforms Woodie into a Weregoose.
Stacks up to	10
Code	"wereitem_goose"

“That thing's giving ME goosebumps!”

–Wilson, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“Burn it. BURN. IT.”

–Willow, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“Wolfgang getting a bit worried about beardy friend...”

–Wolfgang, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“That is deeply disturbing.”

–Wendy, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“IT'S UGLY”

–WX-78, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“An... artistic representation of the Branta canadensis.”

–Wickerbottom, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.”

–Woodie, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“Ugh, it offends my eyes.”

–Maxwell, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“It's... er... very fearsome!”

–Wigfrid, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“Mr. Woodie, are you alright?”

–Webber, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“Well... that certainly is... something.”

–Warly, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“Tweeter?”

–Wormwood, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“Does he hafta leave these creepy things lyin' around?”

–Winona, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“Let loose the goose!”

–Wortox, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“Wanna play with doll!”

–Wurt, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

“Yeah that... definitely looks cursed.”

–Walter, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.

The Kitschy Goose Idol requires three Monster Meats and three seeds to craft. When Woodie eats it, he transforms into the Weregoose.

Trivia

• The Kitschy Idols were introduced in the Woodie Character Update.

Gallery

Concept art of the Kitschy Idols from Rhymes With Play #255.

Final art of the Kitschy Idols from Rhymes With Play #255.