Talk:Tallbird Egg/@comment-188.24.44.227-20130818085517

Oh! I found a tallbird egg! Lalalalala

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FUCK YOU, MAMMA TALLBIRD

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Oh my god it's gonna be so exciting to have a little tallbird hatching! Oh wait, I dropped my gold when I made a torch for the night, better return

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(in the morning) Oh, here's my gold... And the tallbird that chased me sleeping nearby. Aww.

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Tallbird mamma, what are you doing? Why are you getting up?

Tallbird mama, sthap

STHAP

STHAP PECKING ME

STHAP CHASING ME

AUUURGH -dies and gets ressurected on the touchstone nearby the camp-

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PIG WHY DID YOU DARE EAT MY EGG