Wigfrid quotes

"Finally, a true test öf my abilities."

- Wigfrid

This page lists Wigfrid's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

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 * Axe- "Tö chöp and deströy!"
 * Luxury Axe- "A tööl öf göld!"
 * Shovel- "I'd prefer a ship burial, but it might have use."
 * Regal Shovel- "Digging like a king!"
 * Pickaxe- "I can use it tö get preciöus spear and helm materials."
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "Göld för göld."
 * Razor- "A small blade, but a blade nönetheless."
 * Razor (can't shave)-
 * Razor (nothing left)- "There isn't even any stubble left!"
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I'm nöt göing tö try that while he's awake."
 * Hammer- "Möre fit för laböur than battle."
 * Pitchfork- "A weapön för farmers."

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 * Campfire (upon being built)-
 * Campfire (high)- "The fire röars!"
 * Campfire (normal)- "Warm fire, warm Wigfrid."
 * Campfire (low)- "Fire's slöwly dying."
 * Campfire (embers)- "That fire's nearly dead."
 * Campfire (burned out)- "And the light flickers öut."
 * Endothermic Fire- "A cöld cömfört."
 * Firepit (upon being built)-
 * Firepit (high)- The fire röars!
 * Firepit (normal)- Warm fire, warm Wigfrid
 * Firepit (low)- Fire's slöwly dying
 * Firepit (embers)- "That fire's nearly dead."
 * Firepit (burned out)- "And the light flickers öut."
 * Torch- "Perfect för a nighttime assault."
 * Torch (run out)- "My light is quenched!"
 * Miner Hat- "A lighted helm! För the darkness!"
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Dö yöu wish tö fight, vegetable?"
 * Lantern- "A lantern för the darkness."
 * Moggles- "I use every part öf the animal."

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 * Backpack- "A pörtable armöury."
 * Piggyback- "The pig died with hönör and gave tö me this pack."
 * Insulated Pack- "A backpack öf the beast."
 * Bird Trap- "I'm a cunning raven catcher!"
 * Bug Net- "Tö snatch insects fröm the air."
 * Fishing Rod- "I'm a ruthless fisherwöman."
 * Straw Roll- "A tööl för my naps."
 * Fur Roll- "A luxury fur bed!"
 * Tent- "Sleep this night, and prepare för battle ön the mörröw."
 * Tent (burnt)- "It has been razed."
 * Trap- "A well cönstructed trap. I will have my meal."
 * Healing Salve- "Fill me with life!"
 * Honey Poultice- "Tö heal my battle wöunds."
 * Thermal Stone- "A stöne öf great use!"
 * Thermal Stone (freezing)- "Cöld teeth bite at me!"
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "The stöne has taken ön cöld!"
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "The stöne has taken ön warmth!"
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "Löge wöuld be pröud."
 * Pretty Parasol- "I dislike flöwers, but I dislike wet armöur möre!"
 * Umbrella- "Rain prötectiön made fröm the tröphy öf a hunt."
 * Compass-This quote is dependent on the orientation of the map. Potential lines include: North, Northeast, East, Southeast, South, Southwest, West, Northwest.
 * Luxury Fan- "The luxuries öf camp, ön the gö."
 * Siesta Lean-to- "A place tö rest my battle-weary head."
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It has been razed"

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 * Crock Pot (empty) - "Nöthing in there."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Might as well dö sömething while I wait."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Shöuldn't be löng nöw!"
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "What have we göt here?"
 * Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't gö in there."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "I can't gröw meat, what's the pöint?"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "I am a shieldmaiden, nöt a farmer!"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "Ugh, vegetables. I'm nöt sure what I expected..."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (burnt)- "Serves yöu right för nöt gröwing meats!"
 * Ice Box- "Winter dwells inside!"
 * Drying Rack- "Ah! A dangly rack för my meats!"
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "It's preparing just the way I like it."
 * Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "All this rain isn't helping."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "Let's eat!"
 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "Such a shame."

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 * Science Machine- "I prefer battle tö science."
 * Alchemy Engine- "Perhaps science can enhance my cömbat skills."
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Dust to dust."
 * Winterormeter- "If önly it measured the heat öf battle."
 * Winterometer (burnt)- "The measuring device has been slain by Löge"
 * Rainometer- "Förtells the cöming öf rain."
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "Its pröphecy days are göne."
 * Lightning Rod- "Bring with yöu lightning Dönner!"
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "Öh great lightning!"
 * Gunpowder- "Such energy!"

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 * Battle Spear- "My cömrade in arms!"
 * Battle Helm- "The pöwer öf the unicörn is great."
 * Spear- "It is nöt my favöured spear, but it will dö the trick."
 * Hambat- "A weapön fit för the great dining halls."
 * Boomerang- "För flinging at föes!"
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Urg! I must master the curved weapön."
 * Blow Dart- "Pröjectile weapönry!"
 * Sleep Dart- "Göödnight tö my föes."
 * Fire Dart- "Like the breath öf a dragön."
 * Football Helmet- "A pig's böttöm made my helmet."
 * Grass Suit- "Grass prötectiön. That's nöt göing tö last löng."
 * Log Suit- "A börröwed tree vest."
 * Marble Suit- "Near impenetrable!"
 * Bee Mine- "It söunds suspiciöus."
 * Tooth Trap- "A treacheröus trap."
 * Shelmet- "A new battle helm för my cöllectiön!"
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "A shield öf sörts."
 * Weather Pain- "A störm of pain."
 * Scalemail- "Excellent armöur för the heat öf battle."

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 * Bee Box- "A sweet böx öf wee warriörs."
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "Where's the höney?"
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "Söme höney patience is needed."
 * Bee Box (full with honey)- "It's a höney treasure tröve!"
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "My hive is silent."
 * Birdcage- "A home för my ravens!"
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Are yöu having a nice time?"
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Sweet dreams raven friend."
 * Pig House- "I did nöt think pigs cöuld make höuses."
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Dö yöu nöt hunger för battle, pig?"
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "Cöme öut and gö tö war with me!"
 * Pig House (burnt)- "Löge did nöt smile upön you this day."
 * Hay Wall (item)- "Perhaps my föes will get löst in this hay."
 * Hay Wall- "A minör deterrent tö attackers."
 * Hay Wall (burnt)- "That wön't dö at all."
 * Wood Wall (item)- "A mediöcre förtificatiön."
 * Wood Wall- "It may impale a föe."
 * Wood Wall (burnt)- "Fire, wööd's önly weakness!"
 * Stone Wall (item)- "A sturdy wall fashiöned fröm the earth."
 * Stone Wall- "My enemies will dash themselves ön the röcks."
 * Chest- "A place tö störe my helm and spear while I rest."
 * Chest (burnt)- "It's walls were törn döwn by fire."
 * Sign- "A möst well placed sign."
 * Potted Fern- "What am I suppösed tö dö with this?"
 * Ice Flingomatic (turned off)- "Time tö rest flinging warriör."
 * Ice Flingomatic (turned on)- "Catapult engaged för battle!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "The catapult gröws weak and tired."

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 * Cobblestones- "The röad tö battle leads wherever I chööse."
 * Wooden Flooring- "Wööden flööring, a fine surface för mörtal cömbat."
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "Fancy flöör."
 * Carpeted Flooring- "It söaks up the blööd öf battle."
 * Grass Turf- "A piece öf the battlefield."
 * Marsh Turf- "A piece öf the battlefield."
 * Savannah Turf- "A piece öf the battlefield."
 * Forest Turf- "A piece öf the battlefield."
 * Rocky Turf- "A piece öf the battlefield."
 * Fungal Turf- "A piece öf the battlefield."
 * Slimey Turf- "A piece öf the battlefield."
 * Mud Turf- "A piece öf the battlefield."
 * Cave Rock Turf- "A piece öf the battlefield."
 * Guano Turf- "A piece öf the battlefield."

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 * Rope- "Ströng enöugh tö bind the sails öf my löngship."
 * Boards- "Grandfather lögs."
 * Cut Stone- "Sölid stöne!"
 * Papyrus- "This will carry förth the recörd öf my saga."
 * Purple Gem- "It is clöudy with a mysteriöus energy."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "The fuel öf darkness!"

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 * Meat Effigy- "I dö nöt knöw why I made this."
 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Valhalla, I cöme!"
 * Prestihatitator- "It is an absurd machine that makes meat."
 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "No more meat will come from here!"
 * Shadow Manipulator- "A mystical thing."
 * Pan Flute- "I prefer tö face my enemies awake."
 * Night Light- "I'm möre cömförtable aröund my öwn fire."
 * Night Armor- "Ströng, but I find my mind wanders..."
 * Dark Sword- "It takes a brave warriör tö wield this swörd."
 * One-man Band- "Sing with me! We are the guardians öf Asgard!"
 * Bat Bat- "Wing spear!"
 * Life Giving Amulet- "It's red, and a fighter! Just like me!"
 * Chilled Amulet- "Cöld jewelry."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "An amulet öf dark pöwers."
 * Fire Staff- "Wigfrid! Master öf fire!"
 * Ice Staff- "A gift fröm Ullr!"
 * Telelocator Staff- "I ride thröugh the air and the sea!"
 * Charged Telelocator Focus- "Shöwtime!"
 * Incomplete Telelocator Focus- "It lacks its gem."
 * Empty Telelocator Socket-
 * Full Telelocator Socket-

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 * Sewing Kit- "I am nö seamstress, but repairs are necessary sömetimes."
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "Yes, möst practical!"
 * Straw Hat- "A hat för cööling after a racöus battle."
 * Beefalo Hat- "This is göing tö löök gööd ön me, I can tell."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "My bee helm, öf cöurse."
 * Feather Hat- "Seems a bit flashy för battle."
 * Winter Hat- "Warm, but nöt suitable for cömbat."
 * Top Hat- "It döesn't match my cöstume."
 * Dapper Vest- "It is a handsöme vest but it öffers nö prötectiön".
 * Breezy Vest- "It will nöt suffice in the frözen wastes."
 * Puffy Vest- "The warm pelt öf a bested creature. A fine garment."
 * Bush Hat- "För the hunt."
 * Garland- "Flimsy för the fight, pretty för my head."
 * Walking Cane- "Turns walk tö tröt."
 * Cat Cap- "Furry cap! Bless cute meat."
 * Rain Hat- "We will fight in the rain."
 * Summer Frest- "Ha! The sun is nö warriör tö penetrate this."
 * Rain Coat- "Armöur för rain."
 * Hibearnation Vest- "I am berserker!"
 * Fashion Melon- "It's almöst like wearing a pelt."
 * Floral Shirt- "Flöwers will nöt stöp a spear."

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 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "Nöthing stirs."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It's starting."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)-
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)-
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)-
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)-
 * The Lazy Forager- "Gathering has never been sö easy."
 * Magiluminescence- "A star captured in an amulet."
 * Construction Amulet- "Enhanced emerald crafting skills!"
 * The Lazy Explorer- "The staff öf magic mövement."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "It summöns stars!"
 * Deconstruction Staff- "Twirly green pöwer."
 * Pick/Axe- "A warriör tööl!"
 * Thulecite Crown- "A cröwn, that fights!"
 * Thulecite Suit- "Armöur fit för Ödin himself!"
 * Thulecite Club- "A warriör wand!"
 * Houndius Shootius- "An ancient eyeball öf prötectiön!"
 * Houndius Shootius (placed)- "The eye öf the laser göd stares at me."

Eyeplant.pnge - Plants

 * Evergreen- "I feel at höme in the wööds."
 * Evergreen (chopped)- "Chöpped döwn by warriör in the wööds!"
 * Evergreen (burning)- "The wööd's ablaze!"
 * Evergreen (burnt)- "Löge töök that öne."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "A gööd sturdy tree."
 * Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "The wööd's ablaze!"
 * Birchnut Tree- "Future firewööd!"
 * Birchnut Tree (burning)- "The wööd's ablaze!"
 * Log- "Wööd is always öf value."
 * Log (burning)- "Flaming lög!"
 * Charcoal- "Lööt from Löge the demigöd."
 * Pinecone- "This baby tree is well prötected by spiky armöur."
 * Baby Evergreen- "It has shed its armöur. Gröw, baby tree!"
 * Spiky Tree- "A warriör tree."
 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "My battleaxe always wins."
 * Spiky Tree (burning)-
 * Spiky Tree (burned)-
 * Marble Tree- "Even the winds wön't knöck this tree döwn."
 * Totally Normal Tree- "A tree öf life, but it is nöt Yggdrasil."
 * Living Log- "Burning this magic wöuld seem a waste."
 * Sapling- "I will make it intö a spear."
 * Sapling (picked)- "I have slain the small tree!"
 * Sapling (burning)- "Nööö! My spears!"
 * Sapling (withered)- "It has been shriveled by the heat."
 * Sapling (picked up)- "I think I'll return this tö the earth göddess."
 * Twigs- "Gööd för making spears."
 * Grass Tuft- "That cöuld be useful."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "It fell tö my might."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "The life has göne fröm it."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "Löge lööks upön yöu!"
 * Grass Tuft (picked up)- "I think I'll return this tö the earth göddess."
 * Cut Grass- "A craftwömen's möst elemental resöurce."
 * Berry Bush- "A fruit bush."
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "The fruits have been snatched."
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "Shöuld I put söme turds ön it?"
 * Berry Bush (burning)- "A fruit bush."
 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "I think I'll return this tö the earth göddess."
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "It's töö höt tö gröw."
 * Reeds- "Thöse are söme hardy reeds."
 * Reeds (picked)- "Cut döwn in their prime."
 * Reeds (burning)- "See you in Asgard, reeds!"
 * Cut Reeds- "I cleaned all the bugs öut! Then I ate them."
 * Plant- "A plant."
 * Plant (growing)- "I am a shieldmaiden, nöt a farmer!"
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Ugh, vegetables. I'm nöt sure what I expected..."
 * Plant (withered)- "Bested by the sun."
 * Marsh Plant- "Pönd föliage."
 * Spiky Bush- "A shrub ön guard."
 * Spiky Bush (after picking)- "Argh, I've been pöked!"
 * Flower- "A flöwer fröm Freia."
 * Petals- "Thank yöu Fröh för this gift!"
 * Evil Flower- "Söme evil plagues this flöra."
 * Dark Petals- "These were nöt made by Fröh."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "At least it's göt a nice cölöur."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "And stay döwn there!"
 * Red Mushroom (picked)- "Gööd riddance."
 * Green Mushroom (unpicked)- "It has risen!"
 * Green Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "Hide, cöward."
 * Green Mushroom (picked)- "I see fungal spöres."
 * Blue Mushroom (unpicked)- "It's a möld, really."
 * Blue Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "Gööd, it's hiding."
 * Blue Mushroom (picked)- "I höpe it döesn't gröwn again."

Harp Statue.pnge - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "Always buzzing, always plötting."
 * Killer Bee Hive- "Bees öf war!"
 * Honeycomb- "Wöuldn't make much öf a cömb."
 * Hound Mound- "These höunds are truly warriörs."
 * Bone- "A fallen föe."
 * Touch Stone- "It hölds me back fröm Valhalla."
 * Harp Statue- "It must be Gunnar. The snakes töök his head."
 * Marble Pillar- "Fit för a palace!"
 * Marble- "The warriör stöne!"
 * Merm House- "Is this dwelling made öf fish?"
 * Merm House (burnt)- "I wön't miss it."
 * Merm Head- "I cöuld smell it fröm back there!"
 * Pig Head- "This is savagery."
 * Pig Torch- "Dö these pigs wörship Löge?
 * Basalt Boulder- "A thöusand mörtals cöuldn't break thröugh this stöne."
 * Boulder- "Smash!"
 * Rocks- "Söme pretty nörmal röcks."
 * Flint- "Vital för spear cönstructiön."
 * Nitre- "It cöntains explösive cömpönents."
 * Gold Nugget- "I am pleased with this göld piece."
 * Mini Glacier- "A miniature frözen möuntain."
 * Mini Glacier (melted)- "Pöör glacier!"
 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacön."
 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies söme guy. Blah blah blah."
 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"
 * Headstone (4)- "This headstöne is blank."
 * Grave- "Are there treasures beneath the gravestönes?"
 * Grave (dug)- "I wanted the lööt!"
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "A small hill öf earth."
 * Animal Tracks- "Öh! I löve a gööd hunt."
 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)-
 * Animal Tracks (found)- "Keep quiet, the creature is near."
 * Wooden Thing- "A bridge tö anöther wörld."
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)-
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "Tö Asgard!
 * Ring Thing- "It appears similar tö the Bifröst."
 * Crank Thing- "A sturdy crank."
 * Box Thing- "Perhaps this hölds the secret tö this land's Bifröst."
 * Metal Potato Thing- "Nö decency. It's nöt even metal meat."
 * Wormhole (closed)- "Döes it swallöw thöse fallen in battle?"
 * Wormhole (open)- "Its maw welcömes me."
 * Wormhole (exited)- "That was a slöppy adventure."
 * Pond- "Sömething lurks in the deep."
 * Skeleton- "Rest easy in Valhalla."
 * Spider Den- "Crush them at the söurce!"
 * Spider Egg- "I cöuld squash these but I'd miss öut ön möre battles."
 * Rabbit Hole- "Shöwtime, rabbits!"
 * Rabbit Hole (Collapsed)- "It must be intermissiön för the rabbits."
 * Walrus Camp- "A pröper winter camp."
 * Walrus Camp (empty)- "They have departed för a great jöurney."
 * Burrow- "Sömething lives down there."
 * Glommer's Statue- "A curious homage to the gods."
 * Glommer's Flower- "A wönder öf the wööds."
 * Glommer's Flower (burnt)- "The flöwer must remain in its höme wörld."
 * Tumbleweed- "Flee, böuncing cöward!"

CaveEntrance1.pnge - Caves

 * Sinkhole (plugged)- "What treasures lie beneath?"
 * Sinkhole (unplugged)- "Tö the underwörld!"
 * Rope to Surface- "Back tö öpen skies!"
 * Blue Mushtree- "What is this magic?"
 * Red Mushtree- "I dö like it's glöw."
 * Green Mushtree- "I dön't care för mushrööms."
 * Light Flower- "And it lit up the night, upön the darkest höur."
 * Light Bulb- "Glöw!"
 * Stalagmite- "Cave böulder."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "A pöinty röck öf sörts."
 * Spilagmite- "Webbing, never a gööd sign."
 * Slurtle Mound- "Nöt where i'd chööse tö hang my helm."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "What am I tö dö with a carröt that big?"
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Gööd riddance giant carröt."
 * Barrel- "What's in the barrel?"
 * Fern- "Föliage fröm the dark ages."
 * Foliage- "A cöllectiön öf ferns."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "A flimsy mönkey tree."

Thulecite Fragments.pnge - Ruins

 * Ancient Statue- "Treasure with mysteriöus aura."
 * Broken Ancient Psudoscience Station- "This crafts better by gööd."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "This crafts better by gööd."
 * Broken Clockworks-It's önly a pile öf fallen warriörs."
 * Relic- "Fit för Asgard."
 * Cave Lichen- "Sky blue nönsense plant."
 * Ornate Chest- "It cöntains a mystery."
 * Nightmare Light- "It harnesses the dark pöwers fröm beneath."
 * Thulecite- "A strength öf this material is gargantuan!"
 * Thulecite Wall- "Nigh impenetrable."
 * Thulecite Wall (item)- "Önly the finest barriers för my fört."

Spider.png - Monsters

 * Clockwork Knight- "I sense battle!"
 * Clockwork Bishop- "This öne needs a gööd smack."
 * Clockwork Rook- "Chaaaarge!"
 * Damaged Knight- "I dön't think I'd ride that hörse
 * Damaged Bishop- "Watch för his blasts!"
 * Damaged Rook- "Yöu dön't frighten me!"
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Shöw yöurself!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "Cöward!"
 * Hound- "Fenrir's spawn!"
 * Red Hound- "The flamed öne has nö mercy."
 * Blue Hound- "Teeth of fröst."
 * Hound's Tooth- "A töken öf my cönquest."
 * Spider- "Eight legs and still nö match för me!"
 * Spider (sleeping)- "I will allöw it a fair fight and wait 'til it wakes."
 * Spider (dead)- "Felled by my spear, like sö many beföre it."
 * Spider Warrior- "The champiön öf the spiders. Tö battle!"
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "It is cöwardly tö attack a sleeping enemy."
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Victöry för Wigfrid önce again!"
 * Spider Gland- "Ripped fröm the abdömen öf a slain spider."
 * Silk- "Useful för binding and för remembering victöries past."
 * Krampus- "Yöu dön't scare me göat!"
 * Krampus Sack- "I can fit everything in here!"
 * Merm- "Die söggy beast fish!"
 * Tentacle- "It lööks fierce. Intö the fray!"
 * Tentacle Spike- "Gööey, but dangeröus. I like it!"
 * Tentacle Spots- "A töugh hide."
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "A töwering tentacle föe."
 * Baby Tentacle-
 * Pig Guard- "That pig lööks brave."
 * Pig Guard (dead)- "He died with hönör."
 * Werepig- "It has been tainted by Fenrir."
 * Ghost- "A spirit trapped between wörlds."
 * MacTusk- "Thöse tusks cöuld pierce even the finest armour."
 * Wee MacTusk- "A spawn öf the evil tööthed seal
 * Walrus Tusk- "Rended fröm the möuth öf the sea beast."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "Highland filth!
 * Mosquito- "Ugh, these things are useless."
 * Mosquito (picked up)- "Settle demön fury!"
 * Mosquito Sack- "The blööd will make me ströng."
 * Nearby Mosquitoes-
 * Cave Spider- "I'll smash yöu!"
 * Spitter- "This öne's fiesty."
 * Batilisk- "Dark winged meat."
 * Snurtle- "I like his helmet."
 * Slurtle- "Yöu are angel.Öf nasty."
 * Slurtle Slime- "Yes.Slime."
 * Broken Shell- "They're smashed up gööd."
 * Lureplant- "Finally! A useful vegetable!"
 * Fleshy Bulb- "Perhaps I will be a meat farmer after all!"
 * Eye Plant- "Dön't pöint yöur eyeball at me föliage!"
 * Slurper- "Fur föe thinks she's a hat."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller-
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "A snake beast fröm the depths!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "I smell a trap."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "What's under that dirt?"

Pig.png - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "Ancient wööllen beasts!"
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "Söunds like Aunt Hilda."
 * Beefalo (shaved)- "Are yöu cöld withöut yöur wööls?"
 * Beefalo (following) - "Cöme alöng beastie"
 * Beefalo Wool- "I dö löve wöölly things."
 * Beefalo Horn- "Makes me löng för battle."
 * Baby Beefalo- "Mini beastie."
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Mini beastie."
 * Bee- "Wee warriörs! I dön't knöw if I like them."
 * Bee (picked up)- "Easy nöw!"
 * Killer Bee- "A challenger!"
 * Killer Bee (picked up)- "A cönquered foe."
 * Stinger- "The swörd ön the back öf a bee."
 * Buzzard- "You and I, we meat feast tögether."
 * Pig- "Will yöu fight alöngside me, pig?"
 * Pig (following)- "We ride tö battle."
 * Pig (dead)- "He died with hönör."
 * Pig Skin- "The hide öf a pig creature."
 * Bunnyman- "I want tö eat yöu."
 * Beardlord-
 * Bunny Puff- "Can I put it in my hair?"
 * Frog- "I'd like söme frög bööts söme day."
 * Frog (sleeping)- "it sleeps."
 * Frog (dead)- "Yöu're a bit slimy för Valhalla."
 * Koalefant- "Dear creature, I am göing tö eat yöu."
 * Winter Koalefant- "Pöör unsuspecting meat beast."
 * Rock Lobster- "He may be a wörthy cömbat cömrade."
 * Pengull- "Birds öf the sea, cöme fröm afar."
 * Splumonkey- "I dön't trust him."
 * Catcoon- "Öh! Cute meat with fur."
 * Cat Tail - "It is the tail öf cute meat."
 * Volt Goat- "May I call yöu Unicörn?"
 * Volt Goat (charged) - "The lightning has made yöu a unicörn warriör!"

Rabbit.png - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "It is sört öf nice."
 * Butterfly (picked up)- "Caught!"
 * Crow- "Raven friend!"
 * Crow (picked up)- "Tögether again."
 * Jet Feather- "A töken fröm the ravens."
 * Redbird- "Red like blööd."
 * Redbird (picked up)- "I prefer yöur black brethren."
 * Crimson Feather- "Red like my hair."
 * Snowbird- "This bird knöws aböut the cöld."
 * Snowbird (picked up)- "Such fluffy feathers."
 * Azure Feather- "Winter's feather."
 * Gobbler- "Yöu cannöt run förever
 * Chester- "Dön't wörry, I wön't eat him."
 * Eye Bone- "Whö are yöu?"
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)-
 * Eye Bone (burnt)- "The eyebone cöuld nöt pass tö this wörld."
 * Rabbit- "Jump intö my möuth!"
 * Rabbit (picked up)- "There is nö escape!"
 * Beardling- "Jump intö my möuth!"
 * Beardling (picked up)- "There is nö escape!"
 * Fireflies- "Tiny fairy lights aglöw!"
 * Fireflies (picked up)- "I hold the light!"
 * Mandrake- "A rutabaga!"
 * Mandrake (following)- "She just wants tö gö ön a rutabaga saga."
 * Mandrake (dead)- "The cörpse öf the rutabaga still retains its magic."
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "She's definitely dead."
 * Mandrake (knock out effect)- "Ugh, my head!"
 * Glommer- "A majestic gööber."
 * Moleworm- "He digs withöut abandön."
 * Moleworm (underground) - "Whö's under there?"
 * Moleworm (picked)- "A friend för my pöcket."

Smallbird.png - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "Fearsöme bird! But I am nöt afraid."
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "A yöung bird öf war will be börn söön."
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "A feathered warriör lurks inside."
 * Tallbird Egg- "It will gröw intö a förmidable föe."
 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "It was yöu ör me, bird."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Fight yöur way öut, bird!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)-
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Börne öf flame! Unless it cööks!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "This egg wöuld nöt survive a Nörse winter."
 * Smallbird- "Yöu are nöt fierce yet, bird."
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Yöu must eat tö gröw ströng."
 * Smallbird (starving)- "The small bird lööks famished."
 * Smallish Tallbird- "Yöu are nöt yet ready för battle, bird."
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "I höpe yöu like vegetables--the meat is för me."
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Tö enter battle with me is yöur chöice, bird."
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird-

Spider Queen.png - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "That's an ancient wöödland being."
 * Poison Birchnut Tree- "I've göt tö wörk a bit harder för this firewööd."
 * Poison Birchnut Tree (chopped)- "Chöpped by the warriör in the wööds!"
 * Birchnutter- "A yöung tree warrior!"
 * Spider Queen- "Finally, a true test öf my abilities."
 * Spiderhat- "A perfect way tö infiltrate the enemy camp."
 * Bearger- "Beast ör berserker?"
 * Deerclops- "Rays will shine thröugh my spear and pöke öut yöur eyeball!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Hmm, shall I eat it?"
 * Dragonfly- "Ah dragön! We meet at last!
 * Lavaspit (Hot)- "Your fire pööls are nö match för me!"
 * Lavaspit (Cool)- "It's nöt very scary nöw, is it?"
 * Ancient Guardian- "What wönders! Let's duel."
 * Guardian's Horn- "Can I add this tö my helmet?"
 * Moose/Goose-"I wish I cöuld ride it intö battle."
 * Moose/Goose Egg- "Sömething is böuncing aröund inside."
 * Moslings-"Yöu are nöt large enöugh tö be a steed."
 * Down Feather-"A shieldmaiden deserves a söft bed öf dunn."
 * Varg-"Is it yöu, Fenrir?"

Abigail build.png - Other

 * Maxwell- "Arrg! Is that the antagönist tö my saga?"
 * Pig King- "Is it pig-Ödin?"
 * Wes (trapped)- "I'll save yöu silent mörtal!"
 * Abigail- "A lady ghöst."

Meat.png - Meats

 * Bird Egg- "Eggy."
 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "Höt egg."
 * Monster Meat- "Meat öf the dark beasts."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "Mönster beast steak."
 * Monster Jerky- "All dried up."
 * Meat- "The true fruit öf the earth!"
 * Cooked Meat- "Meeeat!"
 * Leafy Meat- "I suppöse it's clöse enöugh."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "Still green, but it'll dö."
 * Jerky- "Excellent battle prövisiöns."
 * Drumstick- "Leg öf beastie, in my belly."
 * Fried Drumstick- "Höööööt meat!"
 * Fish- "Meat öf the sea!"
 * Cooked Fish- "Jöy!"
 * Eel- "Deliciöus slimey snake fish"
 * Cooked Eel- "Höt eel!"
 * Morsel- "A nice meaty snack."
 * Cooked Morsel- "Yum, yum, meat snacks."
 * Small Jerky- "A small prövisiön för a löng campaign."
 * Koalefant Trunk- "A pöwerful trunk öf a fallen nöt-sö-hairy beast."
 * Koalefant Trunk (cooked)- "A juicy reward after a hard battle."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "A pöwerful trunk öf a fallen hairy beast."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "A juicy reward after a hard battle."
 * Frog Legs- "Filled with rubbery prötein!"
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "I like when I can see the bönes sticking öut."
 * Batilisk Wing- "Like the wings ön my helm, önly meatier."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Cööked dark wing."

Dragon Fruit.png - Fruits

 * Berries- "Fruits. I dön't like 'em."
 * Roasted Berries- "Warm red mush."
 * Cave Banana- "Mönkey fööd."
 * Cooked Banana- "Warmed mönkey fööd."
 * Dragon Fruit- "It's very fancy."
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Grilled fancy fruit."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Tiny nature bits."
 * Durian- "Smells like my battle bööts."
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Why did I cöök this again?"
 * Pomegranate- "Fruity flesh."
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Seared fruit flesh."
 * Watermelon- "It makes a gööd söund when yöu hit it."
 * Grilled Watermelon- "Warm and red, but it doesn't flow."

Carrot.png - Vegetables

 * Corn- "A vegetable swörd!"
 * Popcorn- "Pöpped cörn smells gööd."
 * Carrot (planted)- "A wee rööt vegetable."
 * Carrot (picked)- "Where's the prötein?"
 * Roasted Carrot- "Sad cööked carröts."
 * Pumpkin- "It might make a gööd bludgeön, at least."
 * Hot Pumpkin- "Piping hot orange mush.
 * Eggplant- "Purpley and bulböus."
 * Braised Eggplant- "Fööd för the weak."
 * Red Cap- "Umami ör nöt, I dön't want it."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "I wön't eat it, but it was fun tö put in the fire."
 * Green Cap- "Terrible!"
 * Cooked Green Cap- "Charred by flame ör nöt, it will nöt töuch my lips!"
 * Blue Cap- "Hmm, a blue one."
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "I still dön't want tö eat it."
 * Glow Berry- "Glowing treasure, I can't resist!"
 * Lichen- "I picked it. But I wön't eat it."
 * Cactus Flower- "Beauty from braun."
 * Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Toasted sword plant meat."

Ratatouille.png - Crock Pot

 * Bacon and Eggs- "Pig and eggs!"
 * Butter Muffin- "Muffin, smuffin."
 * Dragonpie- "Why isn't this a meat pie? Meat, meeeat!
 * Fish tacos- "Fish in a blanket!"
 * Fishsticks- "Spears öf fish meat."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "Sticky and gröss."
 * Flower Salad- "Leaves are för animals."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "What a treat!"
 * Fruit Medley- "Ugh! Putting it intö a cup döesn't fööl me."
 * Guacamole- "Yum, creamy!"
 * Honey Ham- "A feast!"
 * Honey Nuggets- "A feast!"
 * Ice Cream- "It hurts my teeth."
 * Kabob- "A feast!"
 * Mandrake Soup- "A stew öf magic!"
 * Meatballs- "Tiny feast balls."
 * Meaty Stew- "Deliciöus!"
 * Melonsicle- "Yöu cannöt fööl me by hiding in frözen fruit, stick."
 * ​Monster Lasagna- "Mönster casseröle."
 * ​Pierogi- "Pöckets öf meat."
 * Powdercake- "What in the name öf the unicörn is this?"
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "Baked all the life öut öf it."
 * Ratatouille- "A pile öf vegetables. Nö thanks."
 * Spicy Chili- "A test öf my willpöwer."
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "Filling the vegetable döes nöt make it meat."
 * Taffy- "Löng will the saga öf this taffy be töld
 * Trail Mix- "Meat öf a nut is nöt true meat."
 * Turkey Dinner- "A true feast."
 * Unagi- "Nö need för fööd tö be sö fancy."
 * Waffles- " Waffles are nö way tö prepare för battle!"
 * Wet Goop- "Slöp."

Rot.png - Other

 * Seeds- "Tiny nature bits."
 * Roasted Seeds- "Tiny nature bits, cööked tö death."
 * Roasted Birchnut- "I cööked the yöung tree."
 * Honey- "Sticky and gröss."
 * Butterfly Wings- "A pretty söuvenir."
 * Butter- "Butter. Might it be gööd ön steak?
 * Rot- "Age has made this fööd gröss, nöt möre wise."
 * Rotten Egg- "Ruined för eating, but primed för battle."
 * Glommer's Goop- "This slöp cöuld be useful."
 * Electric Milk- "This is pöwerful milk."
 * Ice- "Reminds me of home."

Trinkets.png Items

 * Blueprint- "Öh, a map! Nö, wait. That's wröng."
 * Gears- "These might löök nice glued tö my helm."
 * Ash- "The flames' remains."
 * Red Gem- "It is höt tö the töuch."
 * Blue Gem- "An icy blue sapphire."
 * Yellow Gem- "A yellöw beaut."
 * Green Gem- "An emerald stöne."
 * Orange Gem- "A stöne öf örange.
 * Beard Hair- "Fur öf the crazies."
 * Manure- "If önly I cöuld use it as camöuflage fröm predatörs."
 * Guano- "Hmm, dark wing turds."
 * Melty Marbles- "Töys dö nöt interest a great warriör such as I."
 * Fake Kazoo- "Accömpaniment för the söng öf my triumphs."
 * Gord's Knot- "Even my spear cannöt undö this knöt."
 * Gnome- "A peculiar small man."
 * Tiny Rocketship- "Will it take me tö Asgard?"
 * Frazzled Wires- "Useless technölögy."
 * Ball and Cup- "Nö time för games! There is battle at hand!
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "It wöuld make an ökay weapön in a pinch."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "Nö decent armöur can be made with these."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "A töken öf victöry."
 * Lying Robot- "A warriör encased in fine armöur."
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "Shörn fröm a hideöus mönster.
 * Player Skeleton- "This fight is nöt yet över."
 * Webber's Skull- "He seems wörthy öf true rest."
 * Volt Goat Horn- "This cöuld deal a lasting blow."
 * Slurper Pelt- "I dö löve furs."
 * Thick Fur- "It föught bravely but I have claimed its hide."
 * Glommer Wings- "Öhh, löök what gööber left för me."
 * Scales- "Mystical scales."

Maxwell Head.pngture Mode

 * Failed- "Back tö the Ötherwörld, victöry shall be mine!"
 * Obelisk (Sanity, down)- "I suspect nöthing öf this röck."
 * Obelisk (Insanity, up)-
 * Obelisk (Sanity, up)- "I can nöt best this röck in cömbat."
 * Obelisk (Insanity, down)-
 * Divining Rod (in its starting base)- "This mysteriöus sword feels impörtant."
 * Divining Rod- "A mechanical hunting höund. För the hunt."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "All is quiet."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "We've göt the scent!"
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "The höund is excited, we are getting clöser."
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "Söund the hörns, we've arrived!"
 * Divining Rod Base- "What cryptic ruins."
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)- "Seems like i'm missing a piece ..."
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)- "Ready! The saga cöntinues!
 * Maxwell's Door- "Adventure is calling."
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "A mechanical söngstress."
 * Maxwell's Light- "Dark magic lives here."
 * Maxwell Statue- "Fie, demön!"
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "An excellent mace wasted, buried in the gröund."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "An excellent mace wasted, buried in the gröund."
 * Sick Wormhole- "It is sickly and weak."
 * Nightmare Lock- "Shall I unlöck it?"
 * Nightmare Throne- "I perfer tö röam free my unicörn and I."
 * Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "He lööks unhappy upön his thröne."
 * Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "She lööks unhappy upön her thröne."
 * Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "A prisöner!"

Gramophone.pngncements

 * Battlecry- "Valhalla awaits!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "Die bravely little föe!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "I'm having pig tönight!"
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "Spider, meet my spear!"
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Prepare tö be slain!"
 * Hungry- "Höw I löng för a feast!"
 * Leaving combat- "Ödin will have yöu yet!"
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "I let yöu gö this time!"
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "I'll be back pigskin!"
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "Leggy cöward."
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Flee monster! I will return."
 * Activated a Bee Mine-
 * Dusk- "The sun is setting, darkness waits nearby."
 * Entering light- "I step intö the light!"
 * Entering darkness- "And the curtain falls."
 * Doing things in the dark-
 * Failed to do something-
 * Failed to craft something-
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "The sun is high, jöurney ön!"
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'll starve övernight! Feast first."
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "It's nöt safe tö sleep. Use the spear!"
 * Hounds are coming- "The beasts are appröaching..."
 * Giant is coming- "A wörthy föe appröaches..."
 * Inventory full- "I'm carrying all I can!"
 * Eating- "Meat makes my heart sing!"
 * Eating (stale food)- "That was stale beast."
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "Ugh, fresh is better"
 * Eating (painful food)- "Öhh, I dön't feel well."
 * Eating (invalid)- "This is nöt fööd fit för a warriör."
 * Earthquake- "The wörld shudders."

Broken Clockworks1.pnglemented

 * Golden Pitchfork (item not implemented)- "Why did I even make a pitchförk this fancy?"
 * UNIMPLEMENTED- "A mysteriöus relic, sure tö cöntain great pöwer."
 * DEVTOOL- "It smells of bacon!"
 * BOAT- "Is that höw I göt here?"
 * Treeclump- "A dead end! I must stand and fight."

Trivia

 * Wigfrid's battlecry when attacking a Pig ("I'm having pig tönight!") is a reference to the movie Finding Nemo. Bruce is attacking Marlin and Dory, and he yells "I'm having fish tonight!".
 * Her examination quote for Manure is a reference to the film Predator.
 * Wigfrids examination quote of the Ring Thing is a reference to Bifröst; A burning rainbow bridge that reaches from earth to Asgard.

Cytaty Wigfrid (DLC)