Talk:Weapon/@comment-11553474-20130723190119

Introducing the dark sword! It has 100 uses! Bash monsters with your dreams, dark sword has you covered! Inducing insanity? Of course! In a pinch it works a kindling. Has your wife forgot the kabob skewers? Oh no the shish kabobs are ruined! Never fear, your dark sword has a hidden shish kabob skewer mode.

Do you want one?

Well dark swords are going for 19.89+ the souls of all you love, but wait theres MORE. If you call within 15 minutes we will also throw in the nightmare amulet FREE. Becuase the dark swords need the essence of insantity to repair why not induce it? CALL NOW!