Talk:Splumonkey Pod/@comment-216.227.248.120-20180427151341

Splumonkeies seem to be an excellent source of morsels, beard hair, & nightmare fuel, it seems the life has given us lemons!

But screw these lemons. Make Life the the lemons back! Get mad! "I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPSOED TO DO WITH THESE!!!" Demand to see Life's manager, Klei! Make Life rue the day he thought it could give US lemons! "Do you know who we are? We're the people who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! We're gonna get engineers to invent a combustable lemon to burn you and your Splumonkies' house down!!

Long story short, burn their huts down.