Wagstaff quotes



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- Wagstaff

This page lists Wagstaff's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Base Game

 * Axe- "Employs a wedge of precisely 45 degrees."
 * Luxury Axe- "Fascinating! Gold has much more durable properties here."
 * Shovel- "It is amazing what some twigs and flint can build."
 * Regal Shovel- "Strangely more durable than its stone counterpart."
 * Pickaxe- "A useful tool for acquiring minerals."
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "Strange, the gold makes it more durable, not less."
 * Razor- "Theoretically, it can be used to shave an animal."
 * Hammer- "For use on inanimate objects. Akin to a dissection scalpel."
 * Pitchfork- "A purposeful tool for prying turf."
 * Feather Pencil- "A lightweight writing implement for use on signage."
 * Brush- "Theoretically, the brushing of an animal's fur will endear me to them."
 * Saddle- "A rudimentary seat for traversing on domesticated animals."
 * War Saddle- "Requires a small sacrifice of rabbits for the sake of a war machine."
 * Glossamer Saddle- "Using butterfly wings as a construction material significantly lessens its weight."
 * Saddlehorn- "A length of curved metal for wresting a saddle off a beast's back."

Shipwrecked

 * Machete- "A pragmatic tool for slashing objects."
 * Luxury Machete- "Gold is so plentiful here I can use it in household tools."

Hamlet

 * Shears- "Cutting implements constructed from raw metal."

Base Game

 * Campfire (upon being built)- "Combustion at its finest."
 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "It ignites at the mere introduction of fuel!"
 * Campfire (high)- "Hoohooo! An admirable display of thermodynamics!"
 * Fire Pit (high)- "Exothermic energy emitting at an alarming rate!"
 * Campfire (normal)- "An excellent source of thermal radiation."
 * Fire Pit (normal)- "No spark is required to ignite this fire."
 * Campfire (low)- "The wavelengths of the thermal waves are getting shorter."
 * Fire Pit (low)- "Getting dangerously low to being extinguished."
 * Campfire (embers)- "Requires more fuel to continue reacting exothermically."
 * Fire Pit (embers)- "It's down to cinders."
 * Campfire (out)- "Not even a trace of heat left."
 * Fire Pit (out)- "Remarkably, it will ignite on contact with a fuel source."
 * Torch- "Portable combustion. Direly needed in this environment."
 * Miner Hat- "The lens must focus the bioluminescence."
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Strange. The length of its light emitting properties vary depending on the season."
 * Lantern- "A portable source of illumination that will no doubt come in handy."

Reign of Giants

 * Endothermic Fire- "An endothermic nitre fire! Quite fascinating!"
 * Endothermic Fire Pit- "An endothermic nitre fire! Quite fascinating!"
 * Endothermic Fire (high)- "Emitting endothermic waves at an alarming rate!"
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "Sending out endothermic waves at an alarming rate!"
 * Endothermic Fire (normal)- "Fascinating! Absolutely fascinating!"
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (normal)- "Fascinating! Absolutely fascinating!"
 * Endothermic Fire (low)- "It requires more fuel to consume."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "Needs more fuel to consume."
 * Endothermic Fire (embers)- "Nearing the end of its current fuel."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "Nearing the end of current fuel."
 * Endothermic Fire (out)- "I'll have to start it again."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "I'll have to start it again."
 * Moggles- "Converts scents to visual light waves."

Shipwrecked

 * Chiminea (all stages)- "Ah ha! I have achieved efficient combustion!"
 * Bottle Lantern- "Miniscule lighting in a bottle."
 * Boat Torch- "The fortunate angle of this stick makes for an ideal hanging device."
 * Boat Lantern- "An exemplary application for bioluminescence."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "The obsidian is a fantastic conductor of thermal energy."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "The thermal energy output is enormous!"
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "The obsidian really focuses the thermal output."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "Not emitting as much energy as before."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "Still emanating a small amount of thermal energy."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "It should ignite with the addition of a source of fuel."
 * Tar Lamp- "A simple yet effective design. Still smells though."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Efficiently contains an exothermic reaction on the water."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "A glorious blaze! Especially in such a water-logged environment."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Emitting thermal energy nominally."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "Evidence suggests the fire is getting low."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "It will require more fuel to keep up the combustion process."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "It will require fuel to continue."

Hamlet

 * Cork Candle Hat- "Presumably the cork will act as an insulator so my head doesn't burn."
 * Cowl- "Incredible. It's just like my goggles!"

Base Game

 * Backpack- "A fancy free way to bear my impedimenta."
 * Piggyback- "An epiphany in transporting technology."
 * Bird Trap- "An state-of-the-art snare for those elusive birds."
 * Bug Net- "An adequate replacement for the insect collecting tools I left at home."
 * Fishing Rod- "An elementary tool. Yet a very useful one."
 * Straw Roll- "The aroma of sweet hay has a lethargic effect."
 * Fur Roll- "Preposterously effective at producing lethargy."
 * Tent- "Its restorative properties are quite intriguing."
 * Trap- "A rudimentary invention to abduct small creatures."
 * Honey Poultice- "An excellent implementation of honey's antibiotic effect."
 * Healing Salve- "A panacea of spider venom."
 * Umbrella- "A portable canopy for the sun and the rain."
 * Compass-
 * N- "North."
 * S- "South."
 * E- "East."
 * W- "West."
 * NE- "Northeast."
 * SE- "Southeast."
 * NW- "Northwest."
 * SW- "Southwest."
 * Compass (generic)- "Theoretically, it is attracted to the magnetic poles of this world."
 * Compass (broken)- "
 * Bundling Wrap- "A consolidation of rope and paper makes for good wrapping."
 * Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "
 * Bundled Supplies- "Amazing! The weight of the items inside are reduced when bundled together!"

Reign of Giants

 * Insulated Pack- "A portable storage device for preventing food spoilage!"
 * Luxury Fan- "Produces an extraordinary amount of wind."
 * Siesta Lean-to- "For indulging in the therapeutic properties of a nap."
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "
 * Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "
 * Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "
 * Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "
 * Tent (overheating)- "
 * Tent (burnt)- "It's fortuitous I was not in it at the time."
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "Obviously it was combustible."
 * Thermal Stone- "Fascinating! This stone is able to store thermal energy."
 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It has absorbed the sub-zero ambient temperature.
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "Helpfully, its temperature change is linked with a chromatic one."
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "Giving off thermal energy."
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "Its thermal energy emissions warm the recesses of my viscera."
 * Pretty Parasol- "It's translucency provides little protection."

Shipwrecked

 * Thatch Pack- "Palm leaves make for an outstanding building material."
 * Booty Bag- "Its metaphysical properties allow it to spontaneously generate dubloons."
 * Sea Sack- "A sack that protects perishables, but it is made from perishables itself."
 * Tropical Fan- "Fascinating! It controls air currents."
 * Silly Monkey Ball- "He he. I can see what those simians see in this amusing sphere."
 * Tropical Parasol- "It provides a modicum of protection from the elements."
 * Anti Venom- "A tincture of antibodies."
 * Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "A rudimentary structure that will keep the rain away. In theory."

Hamlet

 * Bug B'Gone- "An excellent merger of tubers and predatory plant stalk."
 * Bird Whistle- "A bird whistle that appears to call an exceedingly large bird."

Base Game

 * Crock Pot (empty)- "In need of ingredients."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "I'll recite the digits of pi while I wait."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Must be using high frequency radiation to cook."
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Done already? Remarkable!"
 * Bee Box- "A factory for industrious insects."
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "Currently empty. I shall have to rectify that."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "The process is not yet complete."
 * Bee Box (full of honey)- "
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "Gardening fundamentals seem to work the same here."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "It's growing at a remarkable rate!"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It would benefit from further fertilization."
 * Ice Box- "Just like the ice boxes at home."
 * Drying Rack- "Not the most sophisticated tool but it will do."
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Still undergoing the evaporation process."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "Food dries so rapidly here!"

Reign of Giants

 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "Bah. Thermal energy has been applied overzealously."
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "Where have the bees gone to?"
 * Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "Perhaps caused by an exothermic internal reaction."
 * Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "The moist atmosphere is not helping the drying process."
 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "Perhaps it was a little too dry."
 * Bucket-o-poop- "Manure smells the same in this world."

Shipwrecked

 * Mussel Stick- "An ingenious invention fabricated from readily available materials."
 * Mussel Bed- "
 * Fish Farm (empty)- "Entirely devoid of fish at the moment."
 * Fish Farm (growing)- "A wild selection of aquatic craniates. Still in egg form."
 * Fish Farm (one fish)- "Evidence suggests a roe has hatched."
 * Fish Farm (two fish)- "In theory, more eggs will be able to hatch."
 * Fish Farm (three fish)- "Theoretically this farm could still hold more fish."
 * Fish Farm (four fish)- "It's reached capacity! How wonderful!"

Hamlet

 * Sprinkler- "A dynamic mechanical atomizer of H2O!"

Base Game

 * Science Machine- "How interesting! Proximity affects its usability."
 * Alchemy Engine- "Even alchemy operates differently here."
 * Thermal Measurer- "Amazing! Gold has mercurial properties here."
 * Rainometer- "Those elements would never make a barometer at home."
 * Lightning Rod- "Attracts the electrostatic discharge of a lightning strike."
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "Curious, it gives off light energy but no thermal energy."
 * Gunpowder- "An ingenious invention. Capable of much destruction."

Reign of Giants

 * Science Machine (burnt)- "Non-functioning."
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Appears it was combustible."
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Cannot function as is."
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "Just carbon now."
 * Ice Flingomatic (off)- "I switched it off to save on fuel."
 * Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Primed for fire fighting!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It has almost consumed all of its available fuel."
 * Electrical Doodad- "A crystal diode made of gold and rocks! I have many uses for this!"

Shipwrecked

 * Sea Lab- "Science on the sea! How marvelous!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "A practical electric refrigeration unit that doesn't require electricity!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "Producing endothermic reactions at an alarming rate!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Theoretically, it will require more fuel soon."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "The fuel must be replenished immediately!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It requires fuel to convert to endothermic energy."
 * Quacken Drill- "

Hamlet

 * Smelter- "Magnificent! Perhaps I can build a factory here as well."
 * Oscillating Fan- "Magnificent! What a marvel of engineering!"

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomploshrine- "A puzzle! Let's hope it's a good one!"

Base Game

 * Spear- "Not incredibly effective weapon, but it has other uses."
 * Ham Bat- "Remarkably destructive yet still susceptible to food spoilage."
 * Boomerang- "The unbalanced aerodynamic forces acting upon it create an eliptical airborne path."
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Missed! My calculations must be off."
 * Blow Dart- "A potent pneumatic projectile weapon."
 * Sleep Dart- "This mixture of bee stinger and feather has a soporific effect!"
 * Fire Dart- "Curious. What produces the spark that consumes the charcoal?"
 * Football Helmet- "Has oddly large protective qualities given its considerable softness."
 * Grass Suit- "Approximately a 1 on the Mohs Scale."
 * Log Suit- "I can study my attackers more closely with this rudimentary armor."
 * Marble Suit- "Its weight increases when worn, but not when carried. Fascinating!"
 * Bee Mine- "An absolute revelation agrarian warfare."
 * Tooth Trap- "How magnificently unmerciful!"

Reign of Giants

 * Scalemail- "Is it made of asbestos?"
 * Morning Star- "Curious. It smells faintly of ozone."
 * Weather Pain- "Where does the air current originate?"

Shipwrecked

 * Poison Spear- "Luckily the venom gland doesn't weigh down the tip of the spear."
 * Poison Dart- "An excellent pneumatic device that delivers a slow painful death."
 * Coconade- "An inspired combination of gunpowder and hard round fruit."
 * Coconade (lit)- "Hoohoo! I cannot wait to see it explode!"
 * Spear Gun (empty), Spear Gun- "A tool to propel homicidal weapons at an enemy."
 * Poison Spear Gun- "A pernicious propellant."
 * Obsidian Spear Gun- "An exothermic propellant launched via a hyperelastic material."
 * Cutlass Supreme- "An excellent killing implement."
 * Horned Helmet- "The water resistant properties of the aquatic bound bovine have transfered to this headgear."
 * Seashell Suit- "A rudimentary design but moderately effective."
 * Limestone Suit- "Has considerably more weight when it is worn."
 * Cactus Armor- "Defensive clothing constructed from contentious cactus projectiles."

Hamlet

 * Halberd- "A marvelously versatile instrument capable of causing incredible harm!"
 * Cork Bat- "The detriment of its light weight are counteracted by its relative ease to construct."
 * Weevole Mantle- "Exoskeleton armor to protect my endoskeleton."
 * Mant Mask- "Evidently it masks my human scent as well."
 * Mant Suit- "What a wonderful way to infiltrate a suspicious society."
 * Fancy Helmet- "Incredibly durable. Though incredibly dense as well."
 * Tin Suit- "The riveting in this suit is quite sophisticated."
 * Blunderbuss- "A magnificent killing instrument. Such a sleek design."

Base Game

 * Birdcage- "An intricate enclosure for scrutinizing the local wildlife."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Fascinating! This bird has alchemical abilities."
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "It sleeps standing up. Curious."
 * Pig House- "That house has been built at an alarmingly obtuse angle."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "How many porcine people fit in there?"
 * Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Fascinating! They think they're hiding."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "Where do they grow the material for their habitats?"
 * Hay Wall (held)- "Not terribly heavy."
 * Hay Wall- "A temporary structure if I ever saw one."
 * Wood Wall (held)- "Segment of a wall made from boards and rope."
 * Wood Wall- "Sufficient for the short term."
 * Stone Wall (held)- "It would be more useful if it were placed on the ground."
 * Stone Wall- "Some solid protection to prevent unwanted trespassing."
 * Chest- "Has a lock, but it does not require a key. Curious."
 * Sign- "Curious. It's somehow entangled with my map."
 * Potted Fern- "A bit of horticulture warms the spirit."
 * Mini Sign (held)- "Its function is better realized when it is stuck in the ground."
 * Mini Sign (empty)- "It will be of better use if it's drawn upon."
 * Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "
 * Mini Sign (drawn on)- "A wonderfully effective way to categorize my things."
 * Wood Fence (held)- "Theoretically, this would be of better use in the ground."
 * Wood Fence- "A simple but effective way to control the wanderings of domestic animals."
 * Wood Gate (held)- "I firmly believe this could be of better use in the ground."
 * Wood Gate- "A gate. Evidence suggests you can go through it."

Reign of Giants

 * Pig House (burnt)- "Retains its structure amazingly well."
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Still holds some residual heat."
 * Hay Wall (burnt)- "Predictable."
 * Wood Wall (burnt)- "Unsurprising. Wood is combustible."
 * Chest (burnt)- "No longer functioning."
 * Scaled Chest- "The contents are currently incombustible."
 * Sign (burnt)- "Wood is prone to burning."

Shipwrecked

 * Sand Castle- "Fascinating, it seems to add protection against psychic attack."
 * Sand Castle (sand)- "Its psychic protective properties have depleted."
 * Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Rudimentary, but quite sound structurally."
 * Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "What treasures have these curious creatures amassed!"
 * Limestone Wall (held)- "It's of more use when it is on the ground."
 * Limestone Wall- "Interesting. Coral that has use as a corral."
 * Dragoon Den- "Fascinating! This creature assumes himself to be some kind of strongman."
 * Sandbag (held)- "A small obstacle for flood prevention."
 * Sandbag- "Theoretically, it will stem the tide. For a little while."
 * Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "That invaluable dark fuel is powering transportation to another world!"
 * Seaworthy (SW world)- "That invaluable dark fuel is powering transportation to another world!"
 * Buoy- "A buoyant emitter of visible light waves."
 * Sea Chest- "Buoyant storage! This will revolutionize sea-going affairs!"
 * Ballphin Palace- "Where are all those playful mammals coming from?"
 * Sea Wall (held)- "A strong wall. But more effective on the ground."
 * Sea Wall- "Presumably, this will withstand external attack."

Hamlet

 * Cork Barrel- "A small container constructed of a lightweight material."
 * Cork Barrel (burnt)- "

Base Game

 * Wooden Flooring- "
 * Carpeted Flooring- "
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "
 * Cobblestones- "
 * Forest Turf- "
 * Grass Turf- "
 * Marsh Turf- "
 * Rocky Turf- "
 * Savanna Turf- "
 * Mud Turf- "
 * Guano Turf- "
 * Slimey Turf- "
 * Fungal Turf (blue)- "
 * Fungal Turf (red)- "
 * Fungal Turf (green)- "
 * Cave Rock Turf- "

Reign of Giants

 * Deciduous Turf- "
 * Sandy Turf- "

Shipwrecked

 * Snakeskin Rug- "
 * Jungle Turf- "
 * Meadow Turf- "
 * Magma Turf- "
 * Tidal Marsh Turf- "
 * Ashy Turf- "
 * Volcano Turf- "

Hamlet

 * Lawn Turf- "
 * Cultivated Turf- "
 * Flat Stone Turf- "
 * Stone Road Turf- "

Base Game

 * Rope- "Refined grass braided into quite a durable cord."
 * Boards- "Board fabrication without planing tools! Extraordinary!"
 * Cut Stone- "Rectangular cuboid stonework with many uses."
 * Papyrus- "This paper has interesting clothlike properties."
 * Purple Gem- "Amazingly adept at focusing the dark fuel."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "I must find a way to return with this. It will revolutionize the world!!"
 * Beeswax- "Refined byproduct of honey production."
 * Wax Paper- "The melding of paper and wax for the purpose of preservation."

Shipwrecked

 * Cloth- "Functional and flexible."
 * Limestone- "Sedimentary rock composed of coral."
 * Empty Bottle- "A shame. I was looking forward to a communication."
 * Coral Nubbin- "I must find the ideal spot on the seafloor to plant this."

Hamlet

 * Claw Palm Sapling- "Evidence would suggest it wouldn't survive in the wild."

Base Game

 * Meat Effigy- "A chance to learn from failure."
 * Prestihatitator- "Ah yes! Exactly the knowledge I seek."
 * Shadow Manipulator- "For harnessing the dark forces lurking about."
 * Pan Flute- "Proven to produce a sonamolant song."
 * Night Light- "Amazing. It emits a psychic attack along with light energy!"
 * Night Armor- "Armor made from the dark fuel! I cannot wait to see its effects."
 * Dark Sword- "Dark fuel forged into a fascinating weapon! Its military applications are endless!"
 * One-man Band- "That wonderful dark fuel is augmenting the effectiveness of my playing."
 * Bat Bat- "Amazing! It converts psychic energy into kinetic energy."
 * Belt of Hunger- "This dark fuel could truly solve the world's hunger problems."
 * Chilled Amulet- "An endothermic device somehow activated by its proximity to my sternum."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "It uses dark fuel to induce psychic attack! I love it."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "Finally a way to experience what death is like!"
 * Fire Staff- "The dark fuel is feeding the gem's exothermic properties!"
 * Ice Staff- "The stone must concentrate the endothermic energy."
 * Telelocator Staff- "So it is possible to bend three dimensional space. I knew it!"
 * Telelocator Focus (full)- "A focus for spacetime manipulation."
 * Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "Requires stones of an amaranthine color."
 * Telolocator Socket (full)- "Contains a precisely placed gem of a particular pigment."
 * Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Requires stones of an amaranth color."

Reign of Giants

 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "A life gone up in flames!"
 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "I heartily wish it hadn't burnt."
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Even the arcane can burn."
 * Old Bell- "It oscillates at an unusual wavelength."

Shipwrecked

 * Piratihatitator- "The schematics in this machine could revolutionize the world!"
 * Piratihatitator (burnt)- "
 * Dripple Pipes- "Yet another instrument I would very much like to bring back with me."

Hamlet

 * Hogus Porkusator- "A source of arcane knowledge in the form of an amusing air borne pig."
 * Hogus Porkusator (burnt)- "
 * Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "I must learn how to harness the dark fuel into a teleportation device!"
 * Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Another innovation that runs on dark fuel!"

Base Game

 * Sewing Kit- "The hound's tooth needle has proven quite dependable."
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "Keeps in thermal waves. Keeps out sound waves."
 * Straw Hat- "Required a large amount of grass to construct. But fairly worth the effort."
 * Beefalo Hat- "A captivating cap for cattle camouflage. And it keeps me warm!"
 * Beekeeper Hat- "Its translucent mesh allows for closer contact."
 * Feather Hat- "Attracting birds. Perhaps they think me one of them?"
 * Winter Hat- "A knitted hat constructed from silk and grass."
 * Top Hat- "An extravagant hat. And one that is affecting my brain waves."
 * Dapper Vest- "The hound's tooth has proven quite comfortable. Interesting..."
 * Breezy Vest- "Allows for proper air convection."
 * Puffy Vest- "Allows for proper air conduction."
 * Bush Hat- "How odd! Such a rudimentary disguise, yet so effective."
 * Garland- "It counteracts the effects of psychic attack! Fascinating!"
 * Walking Cane- "Amazing! It passes kinetic energy onto its user."

Reign of Giants

 * Cat Cap- "For something fashioned from spider webs it's remarkably unsticky."
 * Fashion Melon- "It's sticky and made with sticks. Fascinating!"
 * Ice Cube- "Freezes the brain and lowers my internal body temperature."
 * Rain Coat- "An excellent insulator of moisture and electrostatic charge."
 * Rain Hat- "Excellent apparel for traversing rainy weather."
 * Summer Frest- "Quite effective in reflecting thermal waves."
 * Floral Shirt- "The flowers have fused into a pattern! Fascinating!"
 * Eyebrella- "Perspicillum for precipitation."
 * Hibearnation Vest- "Appetite suppressing winter apparel! Astonishing!"

Shipwrecked

 * Brain of Thought- "The schematics for a plethora of incredible inventions are in now contained within my brain!"
 * Snakeskin Hat- "Smells not unlike wet snake."
 * Snakeskin Jacket- "The snake scale is quite water resistant."
 * Blubber Suit- "Smells faintly of ambergris."
 * Windbreaker- "Has an unbelievable resistance to gale force winds."
 * Tar Suit- "An entirely effective rain suit! Could be a bit more durable."
 * Particulate Purifier- "Amazing! It functions without requiring a sealed cover over the mouth!"
 * Sleek Hat- "Incredible. It's worn on the head, yet affects the whole body."
 * Shark Tooth Crown- "In theory, this fabricated bravado will restore my mental state."
 * Dumbrella- "Its duplicate canopies have increased its effectiveness exponentially."

Hamlet

 * Gas Mask- "It appears that those ocular plumes are great at air filtration."
 * Pith Hat- "Armored head protection amazingly suited to jungle exploration."
 * Thunderhat- "A lightning rod mere inches from my brain. What an intriguing experiment!"

Shipwrecked

 * Log Raft- "The dispersal of weight should keep me briefly afloat."
 * Raft- "A moderately manufactured buoyant craft."
 * Row Boat- "A sufficient ship for my mundane explorative tasks."
 * Cargo Boat- "A top-notch transporter of goods across bodies of water."
 * Armored Boat- "Sometimes the simplest designs are the most impressive."
 * Encrusted Boat- "Surprisingly agile, despite its chaotic design."
 * Surfboard- "
 * The 'Sea Legs'- "This looks well kept. As if the owner has used it recently."
 * Boat Repair Kit- "Strange. Where did the glue come from?"
 * Thatch Sail- "Passable material for capturing wind currents."
 * Cloth Sail- "Based its malleability and texture, this will make me go fast!"
 * Snakeskin Sail- "Theoretically, it's reliable despite its patchy appearance."
 * Feather Lite Sail- "These feathers appear to be adept at attracting wind currents."
 * Iron Wind- "Yet another contrivance which makes use of those versatile gears!"
 * Boat Cannon- "Explosive! Someone could do considerable damage with this!"
 * Quackering Ram- "An exceptionally enormous blunt object to hit things with."
 * Sea Trap (held and placed)- "I do hope this yields a lobster dinner."
 * Sea Yard (off)- "I must extract more tar for this marvelous machine to work again!"
 * Sea Yard (on)- "Magnificent. I could use this kind of automation in my factory!"
 * Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "Getting precariously low on fuel."
 * Tar Extractor (off)- "It requires the turning of a switch to function."
 * Tar Extractor (on)- "Splendid. We very much need something like this at home."
 * Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "Evidence suggests it needs more tar."
 * Trawl Net- "What enigmas of the deep can I uncover!"
 * Trawl Net (detached)- "Full of the wonders of the sea!"
 * Trawl Net (sinking)- "Theoretically, it will reach the bottom soon."
 * Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Descending rapidly..."
 * Spyglass- "The glass bottle makes an uncommonly good looking glass."
 * Super Spyglass- "The refraction properties of that lens is astonishing!"
 * Captain Hat- "Curious. It appears to have an affect on my sailing competency."
 * Pirate Hat- "Effects the probability of my success as a sea captain."
 * Lucky Hat- "Incredible. It increases the probability of finding treasure!"
 * Life Jacket- "Ingenious! The empty glass bottles will keep me buoyant!"

Hamlet

 * Cork Bowl Canoe- "Theoretically, it works. Though I won't predict for how long."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Machete- "An adamantine blade with exothermic properties."
 * Obsidian Axe- "Incredible! The obsidian is converting kinetic energy into thermal energy."
 * Obsidian Spear- "Initial observations suggest the obsidian gets really hot."
 * Obsidian Armor- "The reptilian heart and obsidian have imbued it with incendiary properties."
 * Obsidian Coconade- "Contains an explosive amount of potential energy."
 * Howling Conch- "Intriguing! Its sound reverberations have an effect on the weather!"
 * Sail Stick- "A superlative utilization of dark fuel. The world will be better for its introduction!"
 * Volcano Staff- "Such power focused into a portable staff! Magnificent!"

Base Game

 * Thulecite- "That captivating dark fuel is concentrated in these stones."
 * Thulecite Wall (held)- "A wall segment made from the endemic technology."
 * Thulecite Wall- "Fascinating! I would love to decipher those markings."
 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "It's attuned to areas of psychic attack."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It's picking up fluctuations."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's releasing a pulse. Almost as if it were alive!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "Hohoo! I'm being hit with fluctuating psychic attacks!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "The pulses are coming less frequently now."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "The psychic attacks are over. What a shame!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I'll need to find a place where this works."
 * The Lazy Forager- "The dark fuel must be somehow manipulating electromagnetic forces."
 * Magiluminescence- "A dark fuel infused discharger of kinetic and light energy."
 * Construction Amulet- "A facilitator for the breaking of the laws of conservation!"
 * The Lazy Explorer- "Quite similar to my Telebrella but it uses that fascinating dark fuel!"
 * Star Caller's Staff- "The dark fuel in this staff allows me to break all known laws of physics!"
 * Deconstruction Staff- "The stone must act as a conduit for the dark energy."
 * Pick/Axe- "A revelation! Two tools have been merged into one!"
 * Thulecite Crown- "A solid field is being created out of the dark fuel. What a revelation!"
 * Thulecite Suit- "That wonderful dark fuel provides an extra barrier to this armor."
 * Thulecite Club- "That fascinating dark energy has amplified the brutality of this weapon."
 * Houndius Shootius (held)- "Those rocks possess considerable power."
 * Houndius Shootius- "It forms a loyalty to its manufacturer! How fascinating!"

Hamlet

 * Disarming Tools- "An aid in negotiating those violent booby traps."
 * Ball Pein Hammer- "A diminutive tool, ideal for negotiating the removal of gems."
 * Gold Pan- "I do hope the holes were meant to be there."
 * Magnifying Glass- "Excellent! A burning glass!"

Hamlet

 * Lamp Post (off)- "
 * Lamp Post (on)- "
 * Town House- "
 * The Sterling Trough Deli- "
 * Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "
 * Curly Tails Mud Spa- "
 * Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "
 * Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "
 * 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "
 * The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "
 * The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "
 * The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "
 * My City Hall- "
 * Slanty Shanty- "
 * Security Contract- "

Hamlet

 * House Expansion Permit- "
 * Demolition Permit- "

Flooring.pnging

 * Wood Flooring- "
 * Marble Flooring- "
 * Checkered Flooring- "
 * Slate Flooring- "
 * Sheet Metal Flooring- "
 * Garden Stone Flooring- "
 * Geometric Tiles Flooring- "
 * Shag Carpet- "
 * Transitional Flooring- "
 * Wood Panel Flooring- "
 * Herringbone Flooring- "
 * Hexagon Flooring- "
 * Curcy Hoof Flooring- "
 * Octagon Flooring- "

Shelves.pnges

 * Carved Bookshelf- "
 * Basic Bookshelf- "
 * Cinderblock Bookshelf- "
 * Marble Shelf- "
 * Glass Shelf- "
 * Ladder Shelf- "
 * Hutch Shelf- "
 * Industrial Shelf- "
 * Adjustable Shelf- "
 * Windowed Cabinet- "
 * Wall Mounted Shelf- "
 * A-Frame Shelf- "
 * Crates Shelf- "
 * Fridge- "
 * Floating Shelf- "
 * Pipe Shelf- "
 * Hat Tree- "
 * Pallet Shelf- "

Plantholders.pngholders

 * Basic Plantholder- "
 * WIP Plantholder- "
 * Fancy Plantholder- "
 * Bonsai Plantholder- "
 * Dishgarden Plantholder- "
 * Philodendron Plantholder- "
 * Orchid Plantholder- "
 * Draceana Plantholder- "
 * Xerographica Plantholder- "
 * Birdcage Plantholder- "
 * Palm Plantholder- "
 * ZZ Plantholder- "
 * Fernstand Plantholder- "
 * Fern Plantholder- "
 * Terrarium Plantholder- "
 * Plantpet Plantholder- "
 * Traps Plantholder- "
 * Pitcher Plantholder- "
 * Marble Plantholder- "
 * "Character" Tree- "
 * Festive Tree- "

Columns.pngns

 * Planed Wood Column- "
 * Millinery Column- "
 * Round Column- "
 * Lit Marble Column- "

Wall Papers.png Papers

 * Wood Panelling- "
 * Checkered Wall Paper- "
 * Floral Wall Paper- "
 * Sunflower Wall Paper- "
 * Harlequin Wall Paper- "
 * Peagawk Wall Paper- "
 * Orange Wall Paper- "
 * Purple Wall Paper- "
 * Rope Wall Panneling- "
 * Circle Wall Tiling- "
 * Marble Wall Tiling- "
 * Fine Wall Tiling- "
 * Full Wall Moulding- "
 * Upholstered Wall- "

Ceiling Lights.pngng Lights

 * Wired Bulb- "
 * Metal Shade Lamp- "
 * Chandalier- "
 * Rope Light- "
 * Dual Rope Light- "
 * Blown Glass Bulb- "
 * Cherry Lamp Shade- "
 * Hanging Blooming Lamp- "
 * Hanging Floral Lamp- "
 * Tophat Light- "
 * Derby Light- "

Wall Decorations.png Decorations

 * Photo- "Photographic."
 * Full Length Mirror- "Reflective."
 * Embroidery Hoop- "Elaborate."
 * Mosaic- "Variegated."
 * Wreath- "Circular."
 * Axe- "Honed."
 * Hunt- "Tapered."
 * Periodic Table- "Riveting!"
 * Gears Art- "Enchanting!"
 * Cape- "Blustering."
 * No Smoking- "Cautioning."
 * Black Cat- "Advertising."
 * Tasteful Fish Mounting- "Piscean."
 * Beefalo Mounting- "Bovine."

Chairs.pngs

 * Classic Chair- "Enchanting."
 * Corner Chair- "Perpendicular."
 * Bench- "Pronged."
 * Horned Chair- "Thorny."
 * Footrest- "Podial."
 * Lounge Chair- "Serene."
 * Massager Chair- "Intriguing."
 * Stuffed Chair- "Polyhedral."
 * Rocking Chair- "Metronomic."
 * Ottoman Chair- "Reposing."
 * Fancy Chaise- "Lavish."

House Upgrades.png Upgrades

 * Cottage Kit- "The elements to construct a cabin facade for my home."
 * Tudor Home Kit- "Components to make the outside of my home more visually pleasing."
 * Gothic Home Kit- "Evidently, I will have to build this myself."
 * Brick Home Kit- "Peraphernalia to do some exterior home improvements."
 * Turreted Home Kit- "Material for constructing a fine home exterior."
 * Villa Kit- "Theoretically, this will improve the appearance of my home."
 * Manor Kit- "Evidence would suggest I can improve my living arrangements."

Doors.png

 * Hardwood Door- "I've broadened my horizons. And my home."
 * Stone Archway- "The doorway to expanding my horizons."
 * Forest Door- "Intriguing. The internal expansion is not visible from the outside."
 * Wrought Iron Door- "An elaborate entryway to another room."
 * Curtained Door- "Beguiling."
 * Industrial Door- "Riveting. It's like I never left the factory."
 * Round Doorway- "Cordial."
 * Gothic Door- "Welcoming."

Windows.pngws

 * Peaked Curtain Window- "
 * Round Burlap Window- "
 * Peaked Window- "
 * Square Window- "
 * Tall Window- "
 * Large Square Curtain Window- "
 * Tall Curtain Window- "
 * Greenhouse Wall- "

Rugs.png

 * Eye Rug- "
 * Square Throw Rug- "
 * Oval Rug- "
 * Large Rug- "
 * Fur Throw Rug- "
 * Hedgehog Rug- "
 * Porcupus Rug- "
 * Hoofprint Rug- "
 * Octagon Rug- "
 * Swirl Rug- "
 * Catcoon Rug- "
 * Rubbermat Rug- "
 * Web Rug- "
 * Metal Rug- "
 * Wormhole Rug- "
 * Braid Rug- "
 * Beard Rug- "
 * Nailbed Rug- "
 * Crime Rug- "
 * Soccer Rug- "

Lamps.png

 * Fringe Lamp- "
 * Stainglass Lamp- "
 * Downbridge Lamp- "
 * Dual Embroidered Lamp- "
 * Ceramic Lamp- "
 * Glass Lamp- "
 * Dual Fringes Lamp- "
 * Candelabra Lamp- "
 * Elizabethan Lamp- "
 * Gothic Lamp- "
 * Orb Lamp- "
 * Bellshade Lamp- "
 * Crystals Lamp- "
 * Upturn Lamp- "
 * Dual Upturn Lamp- "
 * Spool Lamp- "
 * Edison Lamp- "
 * Adjustable Lamp- "
 * Right Angle Lamp- "
 * Fancy Lamp- "

Tables.pngs

 * Round Table- "
 * Hard Wood Desk- "
 * DIY Table- "
 * College Table- "
 * Crate Table- "
 * Chess Table- "

Base Game

 * Spectoggles- "Refracted lenses polished to a specific curvature so I can see better."
 * Infroggles- "I do hope to catch a glimpse of the night creature with these."
 * Visor- "I designed it so I can study sound reverberations while I'm engaged in combat."
 * Fryfocals- "Tiny spheres of static energy make a marvelous flaming projectile."
 * Telebrella- "A short range, aerial teleportation antenna in convenient-to-carry umbrella form."
 * Telipad- "The receiver pad for my short range teleportation device."
 * Thumper- "Delivers a pragmatic shock wave of ground reverberations."

Base Game

 * Evergreen- "I deduce it's not one of the possessed kind."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "It must undergo some kind of spontaneous generation."
 * Spiky Tree- "It abounds with twigs."
 * Evergreen (stump)- "Excellent specimen. I should perform a necropsy on it!"
 * Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "The cross section of a tree I have cleaved."
 * Spiky Tree (stump)- "Cleaving it has cut short its ability to survive."
 * Evergreen (burning)- "Undergoing an exothermic redox reaction."
 * Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Combustion at work."
 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "Scientific proof that this tree is combustible."
 * Evergreen (burnt)- "Just soot and ash now."
 * Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Apt to become air particulate at the first stiff breeze."
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Evidence that a fire has occurred here recently."
 * Evergreen (sapling)- "I suspect it will grow quickly, like most things in this world."
 * Log- "Cross-section of a tree. For fuel and construction purposes."
 * Log (burning)- "Combusting beautifully."
 * Charcoal- "The result of pyrolysis."
 * Pine Cone- "My favorite portable Fibonacci sequence."
 * Marble Tree- "A deposit of metamorphic rock in the form of a tree."
 * Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "I've never seen such vitality in a tree!"
 * Living Log- "I do wish logs at home were similarly afflicted."
 * Sapling- "I predict it will be a tree soon enough."
 * Sapling (picked)- "Experience dictates it will grow back."
 * Sapling (burning)- "All wood will burn."
 * Sapling (held)- "I will endeavor to find suitable soil for this."
 * Twigs- "A common resource with a remarkable amount of applications.
 * Grass Tuft- "Has an unusually strong tensile strength."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "Luckily the growth rate here is extraordinarily rapid."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "I deduce it requires fertilization."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "An alluring example of thermodynamics."
 * Grass Tuft (held)- "Just as adaptable as the grass types I'm used to."
 * Cut Grass- "I've never seen such tensile strength in a grass before!"
 * Berry Bush- "I detect a slight smell of primrose."
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "Fortuitously, those fruit germinates quickly here."
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "If my theory is correct, the bush requires some cultivation."
 * Berry Bush (burning)- "
 * Berry Bush (held)- "Quite adaptable to different soils."
 * Reeds- "Good for paper, if it is anything like its earthly counterparts."
 * Reeds (burning)- "Apparently susceptible to combustion."
 * Reeds (picked)- "Theoretically, they will grow back."
 * Cut Reeds- "Pliable yet tough. Very useful. Very useful indeed."
 * Plant- "An exceptional example of plant life here."
 * Plant (growing)- "Germinating rapidly."
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "It has an exceptionally rapid growth rate."
 * Marsh Plant- "A decorative plant of no practical use."
 * Spiky Bush- "An abundant source of twigs."
 * Spiky Bush (picked)- "Given the rapid growth rate here, it should grow back soon."
 * Spiky Bush (burning)- "Wood is combustible. Even in this damp environment."
 * Spiky Bush (held)- "Strange, those barbarous thorns aren't harmful like this."
 * Flower- "I feel oddly comforted by picking these. How compelling..."
 * Petals- "Smells faintly of chamomile."
 * Evil Flower- "Theoretically it has been in contact with some of that dark fuel."
 * Dark Petals- "I calculate it's been infused with dark fuel."
 * Carrot (planted)- "A root vegetable that's gathering soil nutrients."
 * Red Mushroom- "A red capped mushroom. Theoretically, it's poisonous."
 * Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "The season is conducive to fungus growing."
 * Red Mushroom (picked)- "I can reasonably assume it will grow back soon."
 * Green Mushroom- "I will have to cook it to take advantage of its medicinal properties."
 * Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "A sure sign the ground is saturated with water."
 * Green Mushroom (picked)- "An influx of rain will cause it to grow again."
 * Blue Mushroom- "This will most certainly not agree with me."
 * Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "A fungal discovery!"
 * Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Presumably it will regrow when on adequately saturated ground."

Reign of Giants

 * Birchnut Tree- "A tree. But it gives off a strange energy."
 * Birchnut Tree (stump)- "It doesn't have that many rings. Must be quite young."
 * Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Combusting at an alarming rate."
 * Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "A pile of burnt carbon."
 * Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "Everything in this world grows shockingly quickly."
 * Sapling (withered)- "The weather has withered it."
 * Grass Tuft (withered)- "Presumably it's the heat that is causing it to wither."
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "These bushes are susceptible to this exceptional heat."
 * Plant (withered)- "Not fit for the current weather conditions."
 * Birchnut- "The possessed topiaries are immensely protective of these."
 * Cactus- "Intrinsically reactionary!"
 * Cactus (picked)- "I assume it will grow back."
 * Tumbleweed- "What mysteries are within that mobile sphere of branches?"

Shipwrecked

 * Jungle Tree- "I wonder if this one is possessed?"
 * Jungle Tree (stump)- "How many rings does it have?"
 * Jungle Tree (burning)- "Always glad to see an exothermic event."
 * Jungle Tree (burnt)- "Evidence of combustion."
 * Jungle Tree (sapling)- "Based on my observations, it should only take a few days to grow."
 * Jungle Tree Seed- "I see the Fibonacci sequence is prevalent here, too."
 * Palm Tree- "Its fronds are quite large and could be made useful."
 * Palm Tree (stump, 1)- "I believe that was my work, but it's hard to say for sure."
 * Palm Tree (stump, 2)- "Presumably, it won't grow again.
 * Palm Tree (burning)- "Ah. Thermal combustion at work."
 * Palm Tree (burnt, 1)- "It's been reduced to a pile of carbon."
 * Palm Tree (burnt, 2)- "Its flammability has been proven without a shadow of a doubt."
 * Palm Tree (sapling)- "Presumably, it has a rapid growth rate."
 * Palm Leaf- "Large leaf. Sizable fronds. Excellent for construction purposes."
 * Regular Jungle Tree- "
 * Bamboo Patch- "
 * Bamboo Patch (burning)- "
 * Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "
 * Bamboo Patch (stump)- "
 * Bamboo Root- "
 * Bamboo- "
 * Viney Bush- "
 * Snake Den- "
 * Viney Bush (burning)- "
 * Snake Den (burning)- "
 * Viney Bush (burnt)- "
 * Snake Den (burnt)- "
 * Viney Bush (stump)- "
 * Snake Den (stump)- "
 * Viney Bush Root- "
 * Vine- "
 * Mangrove- "
 * Mangrove (burnt)- "
 * Grass (water)- "I can reasonably presume this is a type of grass."
 * Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "
 * Seaweed (planted and picked)- "
 * Tidal Plant- "Plantlife. Evidently, they're drawn to this climate."

Hamlet

 * Claw Palm Tree- "An invaluable source of a hydrophobic substance."
 * Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
 * Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
 * Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
 * Cork- "A lightweight, hydrophobic material."
 * Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
 * Rainforest Tree- "
 * Rainforest Tree (burning)- "
 * Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "
 * Rainforest Tree (stump)- "
 * Sick Rainforest Tree- "
 * Cocooned Tree- "
 * Jungle Burr- "
 * Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
 * Tea Tree- "
 * Tea Tree (burning)- "
 * Tea Tree (burnt)- "
 * Tea Tree (stump)- "
 * Seed Pod- "
 * Tea Tree Sapling- "
 * Tuber Tree- "
 * Blooming Tuber Tree- "
 * Tall Grass- "The obstinacy of this grass requires something sharper than my hands."
 * Tall Grass (cut)- "
 * Exotic Flower- "
 * Aloe (planted)- "
 * Asparagus (planted)- "
 * Radish (planted)- "
 * Nettle Vine- "
 * Nettle Vine (picked)- "
 * Nettle Plant (held)- "
 * Bramble- "
 * Hanging Vine- "
 * Great Leafy Stalk- "
 * Lotus Plant- "
 * Lily Pad- "
 * Lawn Decoration- "
 * Hedge- "
 * Hedge (untrimmed)- "
 * Hedge (burning)- "
 * Hedge (burnt)- "
 * Intricate Topiary- "
 * Magic Flower- "
 * Weathered Branch- "
 * Weathered Shrub- "
 * Weathered Stick- "
 * Weathered Tree- "
 * Weathered Trunk- "

Base Game

 * Beehive- "It vibrates with activity."
 * Killer Bee Hive- "It vibrates with activity."
 * Honeycomb- "Enough to start a new hive."
 * Hound Mound- "Are there hounds hiding within it?"
 * Bones- "A beastly banquet has left a pile of skeletal remains."
 * Touch Stone- "Another chance to fulfill my destiny!"
 * Obelisk (sane, up)- "Ingenious! It must be tuning in to my beta waves!"
 * Obelisk (sane, down)- "I would very much like to talk with its engineer!"
 * Obelisk (insane, up)- "Fantastic, technology dependent on psychic attack."
 * Obelisk (insane, down)- "I would very much like to introduce this technology to the population back home."
 * Harp Statue- "Who could this be modeled after? And where is his head?"
 * Marble Pillar- "I would very much like to talk to the architect of that structure."
 * Marble- "The mineral used by the architect of those mysterious statues."
 * Rundown House- "What are they getting up to in there?"
 * Merm Head- "Strangely supple dermis for something that's deceased."
 * Pig Head- "It appears to be a conduit for dark forces."
 * Pig Torch- "It appears to be unusually compelling to those aggressive humanoid pigs."
 * Basalt- "Immutable. It mocks my curiosity!"
 * Boulder- "A collection of sedimentary rocks."
 * Rocks- "A collection of sedimentary rocks."
 * Flint- "Its sharpness can be exploited to build many rudimentary tools."
 * Nitre- "A magnificent mineral with endothermic properties!"
 * Gold Nugget- "Oddly more common here than lead or copper."
 * Grave- "
 * Grave (dug)- "
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "
 * Animal Track- "
 * Animal Track (lost its trail)- "
 * Animal Track (found)- "
 * Wooden Thing- "
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "
 * Wooden Thing (locked)- "
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "
 * Ring Thing- "
 * Crank Thing- "
 * Box Thing- "
 * Metal Potato Thing- "
 * Worm Hole- "
 * Worm Hole (open)- "
 * Worm Hole (exited)- "
 * Pond- "
 * Skeleton- "
 * Spider Den- "
 * Spider Eggs- "
 * Rabbit Hole- "
 * Walrus Camp- "
 * Walrus Camp (empty)- "
 * Sunken Boat- "
 * Sunken Boat (empty)- "
 * Flotsam- "

Reign of Giants

 * Ice- "
 * Mini Glacier- "
 * Mini Glacier (melted)- "
 * Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "
 * Burrow- "
 * Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "
 * Rundown House (burnt)- "The burnt husk of a building."
 * Merm Head (burnt)- "Perhaps it is the result of a sacrifice?"
 * Pig Head (burnt)- "Fascinating. The fire hasn't affected its components."
 * Hollow Stump- "
 * Hollow Stump (empty)- "
 * Glommer's Statue- "
 * Glommer's Statue (mined)- "
 * Skeleton (self)- "
 * Sunken Boat (burnt)- "

Shipwrecked

 * Crabbit Den- "
 * Crabbit Den (collapsed)- "
 * Fishermerm's Hut- "
 * Merm Hut- "
 * Merm Hut (burnt)- "
 * Shoal- "
 * Wobster Den- "
 * Coral Reef- "
 * Coral- "
 * Coral Larva- "
 * Limpet Rock- "
 * Limpet Rock (withered)- "
 * Limpet Rock (picked)- "
 * Magma Pile- "
 * Magma Pile (gold)- "
 * Krissure- "
 * Steamer Trunk- "
 * Sandy Pile- "
 * Sand- "
 * Sharkitten Den- "
 * Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "
 * Volcano- "
 * Dragoon Egg- "
 * Suspicious Bubbles- "
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "
 * Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "
 * Tar Slick- "
 * Tar- "
 * Tar Trap- "
 * Tidal Pool- "
 * Lava Pool- "
 * Mussels- "
 * Mussels (with stick)- "
 * Slot Machine- "
 * Electric Isosceles- "
 * Octo Chest- "
 * Debris- "
 * Crate- "
 * Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "
 * Wildbore Head (burnt)- "
 * Seashell (beached)- "
 * Seashell- "
 * Poisonous Hole- "
 * Gunpowder Barrel- "
 * X Marks the Spot- "
 * Rawling- "
 * Watery Grave- "
 * Wreck- "
 * Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "
 * Grassy Thing- "
 * Screw Thing- "
 * Wooden Potato Thing- "
 * Ring Thing- "

Hamlet

 * Stone Slab- "A collection of sedimentary rocks."
 * Stone Slab (flipped)- "A collection of sedimentary rocks."
 * Dung Pile- "Some creature has produced an excessive amount of excrement!"
 * Dung Ball- "Excellent! The act of rolling has picked up a motley of paraphernalia."
 * Thundernest- "
 * Iron Hulk (head)- "
 * Iron Hulk (hand)- "
 * Iron Hulk (ribs)- "
 * Iron Hulk (foot)- "
 * Iron Ore- "
 * Sparkling Pool- "
 * Gold Dust- "
 * Gnat Mound- "
 * Farm House- "
 * Quarry Lodgings- "
 * Secret Bandit Camp- "
 * Cave Cleft- "
 * Ruinous Entrance- "
 * Mant Hill- "
 * Crumbling Brazier- "
 * Crumbling Visage- "
 * Ancient Wall- "Oh, if only I could read those ruins! So much knowledge to learn!"
 * Fountain of Youth- "Evidence would suggest it has restorative properties."
 * Ominous Carving- "Intriguing. This requires further investigation."
 * Teetering Pillar- "A pillar of nominal size and shape."
 * Petrified Egg (1)- "
 * Petrified Egg (2)- "
 * Petrified Egg (3)- "
 * Petrified Egg (4)- "
 * Rusty Lamp- "
 * Weathered House- "

Base Game

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "
 * Sinkhole (generic)- "
 * Sinkhole (open)- "
 * Exit to Surface (generic)- "
 * Exit to Surface (open)- "
 * Red Mushtree- "
 * Green Mushtree- "
 * Blue Mushtree- "
 * Light Flower- "
 * Light Bulb- "
 * Stalagmite- "
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "
 * Spilagmite- "
 * Slurtle Mound- "
 * Splumonkey Pod- "
 * Fern- "
 * Foliage- "
 * Cave Banana Tree- "
 * Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "

Hamlet

 * Spooky Hole- "
 * Stone Plug- "
 * Unimportant Rock Pillar- "

Base Game

 * Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "
 * Ruins Sinkhole- "
 * Ancient Statue- "
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "
 * Algae- "
 * Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "
 * Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "
 * Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "
 * Relic- "
 * Relic (broken)- "
 * Thulecite Fragments- "
 * Cave Lichen- "
 * Ornate Chest- "
 * Large Ornate Chest- "
 * Nightmare Light- "

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Workbench- "
 * Coffee Plant- "
 * Coffee Plant (picked)- "
 * Coffee Plant (barren)- "
 * Coffee Plant (withered)- "
 * Coffee Plant (held)- "
 * Elephant Cactus- "
 * Elephant Cactus (withered)- "
 * Elephant Cactus Stump- "
 * Elephant Cactus (held)- "
 * Cactus Spike- "
 * Obsidian Boulder- "
 * Obsidian- "
 * Charcoal Boulder- "
 * Burnt Ash Tree- "
 * Dragoon Saliva- "
 * Woodlegs' Cage- "
 * Woodlegs (free)- "
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "
 * Volcano (exit)- "

Hamlet

 * A Smashing Pot- "
 * Dart Trap- "
 * Nasty Spear Trap- "
 * Busted Spear Trap- "
 * Tempting Idol- "
 * Erroded Totem- "
 * Unimportant Pillar- "
 * Vines- "
 * Wall Brazier- "
 * Wishing Well- "
 * End's Well- "

Hamlet

 * Antcomb Home- "
 * Honey Chest- "
 * Lamp- "
 * Mant Warrior Egg- "
 * Stalacmite Throne- "

Hamlet

 * Palace- "
 * Royal Gallery Exhibit- "

Base Game

 * Clockwork Knight- "
 * Clockwork Bishop- "
 * Clockwork Rook- "
 * Damaged Knight- "
 * Damaged Bishop- "
 * Damaged Rook- "
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "
 * Hound- "
 * Red Hound- "
 * Blue Hound- "
 * Hound's Tooth- "
 * Spider- "
 * Spider Warrior- "
 * Spider (sleeping)- "
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "
 * Spider (dead)- "
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "
 * Spider Gland- "
 * Silk- "
 * Krampus- "
 * Krampus Sack- "
 * Merm- "
 * Frog- "
 * Frog (sleeping)- "
 * Frog (dead)- "
 * Tentacle- "
 * Tentacle Spike- "
 * Tentacle Spots- "
 * Big Tentacle- "
 * Baby Tentacle- "
 * Guardian Pig- "
 * Werepig- "
 * Ghost- "
 * MacTusk- "
 * Wee MacTusk- "
 * Walrus Tusk- "
 * Tam o' Shanter- "
 * Mosquito- "
 * Mosquito (held)- "
 * Mosquito Sack- "
 * Nearby Mosquitoes- "
 * Cave Spider- "
 * Spitter- "
 * Batilisk- "
 * Meat Bulb- "
 * Fleshy Bulb- "
 * Eyeplant- "
 * Slurper- "
 * Slurper Pelt- "
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "
 * Ewecus- "
 * Steel Wool- "

Reign of Giants

 * Varg- "
 * Poison Birchnut Tree- "
 * Birchnutter- "

Shipwrecked

 * Crocodog- "
 * Yellow Crocodog- "
 * Blue Crocodog- "
 * Floaty Boaty Knight- "Amazing! I ran into many difficulties waterproofing my automaton."
 * Flup (normal and in ground)- "An incredible amphibious fish! Let me take a look at you."
 * Eyeshot- "The fascinating eye stalk of this fish would be ideal for a blow dart."
 * Pirate Ghost- "A swashbuckling, seafaring spectral spectacle!"
 * Poison Mosquito- "I presume they carry diseases here too."
 * Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Theoretically, it could be used as an antivenom."
 * Snake- "
 * Poison Snake- "
 * Snakeskin- "
 * Spider Warrior (venomous)- "
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "
 * Sea Hound- "
 * Stink Ray- "
 * Swordfish- "
 * White Whale- "
 * White Whale Carcass- "
 * Dragoon- "

Hamlet

 * Ancient Spirit- "
 * Giant Grub- "
 * Gnat Swarm- "
 * Hanging Vine- "
 * Mant Warrior- "
 * Masked Pig- "
 * Swashy Hat- "
 * Bandit Stash Map- "
 * Poison Dartfrog- "
 * Rabid Beetle- "
 * Scorpion- "
 * Snaptooth Seedling- "
 * Snaptooth Flytrap- "
 * Spider Monkey- "
 * Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "
 * Spider Monkey (dead)- "
 * Vampire Bat- "
 * Pig Skin?- "
 * Viper- "
 * Weevole- "
 * Weevole Carapace- "

Base Game

 * Beefalo- "
 * Beefalo (follower)- "
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "
 * Beefalo (naked)- "
 * Beefalo (domesticated)- "
 * Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "
 * Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "
 * Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "
 * Beefalo Wool- "
 * Beefalo Horn- "
 * Baby Beefalo- "
 * Nearby Bees- "
 * Bee- "
 * Killer Bee- "
 * Bee (held)- "
 * Killer Bee (held)- "
 * Stinger- "
 * Pig (normal and sleeping)- "
 * Pig (follower)- "
 * Pig (dead)- "
 * Pig Skin- "
 * Bunnyman and Beardlord- "
 * Bunny Puff- "
 * Koalefant- "
 * Winter Koalefant- "
 * Pengull- "Has a considerably larger beak than I'm used to."
 * Rock Lobster- "
 * Slurtle- "
 * Snurtle- "
 * Slurtle Slime- "
 * Broken Shell- "
 * Shelmet- "
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "
 * Splumonkey- "

Reign of Giants

 * Buzzard- "
 * Catcoon- "
 * Cat Tail- "
 * Volt Goat- "
 * Volt Goat (charged)- "
 * Volt Goat Horn- "

Shipwrecked

 * Blue Whale- "
 * Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "
 * Bottlenose Ballphin- "
 * Dorsal Fin- "
 * Jellyfish- "
 * Jellyfish (held)- "
 * Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping and follower)- "
 * Horn- "
 * Prime Ape- "
 * Wildbore- "

Hamlet

 * Elder Mandrake- "
 * Hippopotamoose- "
 * Hippopotamoose Antler- "
 * Mant- "
 * Mant (sleeping)- "
 * Mant (dead)- "
 * Platapine- "
 * Platapine Quill- "
 * Pog- "
 * Royal Guard- "

Base Game

 * Butterfly- "Strange that I haven't yet seen any caterpillars."
 * Butterfly (held)- "I must remember to be careful with its delicate wings."
 * Crow- "A feathered creature that looks remarkably like a crow."
 * Crow (held)- "I could study it better in some kind of cage."
 * Redbird- "In many ways similar to the ones at home. In many ways quite different."
 * Redbird (held)- "I wonder what those eyes have seen."
 * Snowbird- "There's a strange relation between birds and the proximity of seeds here."
 * Snowbird (held)- "If only I could see through those eyes."
 * Jet Feather- "Interesting! Feathers appear to have properties wholly unique from each other."
 * Crimson Feather- "Epidermal growth with several exploitable properties."
 * Azure Feather- "Only available in the cold season."
 * Gobbler- "Appears to have a fixation on the berries."
 * Eye Bone- "Quite alluring. Especially to my furry companion."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "It's been dormant since the death of my furry companion."
 * Eye Bone (ashes)- "The bone has lost its appealing characteristics."
 * Chester- "An animal with nine stomachs! And capable of such regurgitation."
 * Rabbit and Beardling- "Undergoes an incredible metamorphosis at the proximity of a psychic attack."
 * Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Wringing its neck would be the fastest way to end its life."
 * Fireflies- "Enchantingly elusive bioluminescence."
 * Fireflies (held)- "An exploitable source of bioluminescence."
 * Mandrake (planted)- "
 * Mandrake (follower)- "
 * Mandrake (dead)- "
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "

Reign of Giants

 * Glommer- "Such a complex arrangement of oculus!"
 * Glommer's Flower- "Its smell appears to be attracting that flying creature."
 * Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Evidentaly, its attractive properties cease at death."
 * Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Burnt flowers produce no attractive properties."
 * Glommer's Wings- "How did these wings support such a bulky creature?"
 * Glommer's Goop- "An entirely innovative source of energy!"
 * Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "A burrower and a borrower."
 * Moleworm (aboveground)- "An entirely unusual creature formed from entirely usual ones."
 * Moleworm (held)- "I suspect it has a very complex sense of smell."

Shipwrecked

 * Bioluminescence- "
 * Crabbit and Beardling- "
 * Crabbit and Beardling (held)- "
 * Shifting Sands- "
 * Dogfish- "
 * Sharkitten- "
 * Fishbone- "
 * Fishbone (Packim dead)- "
 * Fishbone (ashes)- "
 * Packim Baggims- "
 * Rainbow Jellyfish- "
 * Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "
 * Parrot- "
 * Parrot (held)- "
 * Parrot Pirate- "
 * Cormorant (held)- "
 * Seagull- "
 * Seagull (held)- "
 * Seagull (in water)- "
 * Seagull (held, in water)- "
 * Toucan- "
 * Toucan (held)- "
 * Cormorant- "
 * Cormorant (held)- "
 * Doydoy- "
 * Doydoy (held)- "
 * Doydoy Nest- "
 * Doydoy Feather- "
 * Doydoy Egg- "
 * Hatching Doydoy Egg- "
 * Fried Doydoy Egg- "
 * Baby Doydoy- "
 * Baby Doydoy (held)- "
 * Teen Doydoy- "
 * Teen Doydoy (held)- "
 * Wobster- "
 * Fishermerm- "

Hamlet

 * Banker- "
 * Banker (sleeping)- "
 * Banker (dead)- "
 * Beautician- "
 * Beautician (sleeping)- "
 * Beautician (dead)- "
 * Collector- "
 * Collector (sleeping)- "
 * Collector (dead)- "
 * Erudite- "
 * Erudite (sleeping)- "
 * Erudite (dead)- "
 * Farmer- "
 * Farmer (sleeping)- "
 * Farmer (dead)- "
 * Florist- "
 * Florist (sleeping)- "
 * Florist (dead)- "
 * Hatmaker- "
 * Hatmaker (sleeping)- "
 * Hatmaker (dead)- "
 * Hunter- "
 * Hunter (sleeping)- "
 * Hunter (dead)- "
 * Mayor Truffleston- "
 * Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "
 * Mayor Truffleston (dead)- "
 * Miner- "
 * Miner (sleeping)- "
 * Miner (dead)- "
 * Professor- "
 * Professor (sleeping)- "
 * Professor (dead)- "
 * Pig Queen- "
 * Pig Queen (sleeping)- "
 * Pig Queen (dead)- "
 * Shopkeep- "
 * Shopkeep (sleeping)- "
 * Shopkeep (dead)- "
 * Usher- "
 * Usher (sleeping)- "
 * Usher (dead)- "
 * Worker- "
 * Worker (sleeping)- "
 * Worker (dead)- "
 * Kingfisher- "
 * Kingfisher (held)- "
 * Parrot- "
 * Parrot (held)- "
 * Pigeon- "
 * Pigeon (held)- "
 * Dung Beetle- "
 * Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "
 * Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "
 * Dung Beetle (dead)- "
 * Glowfly- "
 * Pangolden- "
 * Peawgawk- "
 * Peawgawk (hiding)- "
 * Peawgawk (sleeping)- "
 * Peawgawk (dead)- "
 * Peagawk Plume- "
 * Peep Hen- "
 * Piko- "
 * Orange Piko- "
 * Thunderbird- "
 * Thunder Feather- "

Base Game

 * Tallbird- "
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "
 * Tallbird Egg- "
 * Fried Tallbird Egg- "
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "
 * Smallbird- "
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "
 * Smallbird (starving)- "
 * Smallish Tallbird- "
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "

Base Game

 * Treeguard- "
 * Treeguard (lumpy)- "
 * Spider Queen- "
 * Spiderhat- "
 * Deerclops- "
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "
 * Ancient Guardian- "
 * Guardian's Horn- "

Reign of Giants

 * Bearger- "
 * Thick Fur- "
 * Moose/Goose- "
 * Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "
 * Mosling- "
 * Down Feather- "
 * Dragonfly- "
 * Scales- "
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "
 * Lava Spit (cool)- "

Shipwrecked

 * Palm Treeguard- "
 * Quacken- "
 * Quacken Tentacle- "
 * Chest of the Depths- "
 * Quacken Beak- "
 * Sealnado- "
 * Sealnado (failed attack)- "
 * Sealnado (seal form)- "
 * Turbine Blades- "
 * Magic Seal- "
 * Tiger Shark- "
 * Eye of the Tiger Shark- "
 * Shark Gills- "

Hamlet

 * Pugalisk- "
 * Snake Bone- "
 * Petrifying Bones- "
 * Pugalisk Skull- "
 * Queen Womant- "
 * Royal Crown- "
 * Dark Tatters- "
 * Large Iron Hulk- "

Base Game

 * Maxwell- "Looks like a man who could answer some of my quandaries."
 * Pig King- "From his demeanor I can surmise he's an influential pig, keen on trade."
 * Wes (trapped)- "A performance artist! Who could have imprisoned him like this?"
 * Abigail- "

Reign of Giants

 * Bigfoot- "It must be infatuated with the soundwaves of a particular frequency."

Shipwrecked

 * Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "I should wake him before he dies of exposure. But how?"
 * Yaarctopus- "Intriguing! That sleepy cephalopod wishes to engage in trade!"

Hamlet

 * Maxameleon- "I've only just arrived and already I've made a discovery."
 * BFB (head)- "If I'm lucky I'll be swallowed and I can glimpse its extraordinary insides!"
 * BFB (leg)- "The phalanges of an enormous fowl!"
 * BFB (tail)- "the posterior plumage of a giant fowl. How fascinating!"
 * Wilba (locked)- "

Base Game

 * Egg- "Raw egg will unquestionably cause indigestion."
 * Egg (cooked)- "Mmm mmm! Palatable protein."
 * Meat- "A fascinating display of Voronoi patterns."
 * Cooked Meat- "Theoretically it won't cause stomach upset."
 * Jerky- "Theoretically, it's less susceptible to spoilage now."
 * Morsel- "A tiny bit of protein. I will need to cook it though."
 * Cooked Morsel- "Based on past experiments, I deduce I can eat this."
 * Small Jerky- "Ah, this should tide me over for a while."
 * Monster Meat- "Interesting, it is neither a red meat nor a white meat."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "An interesting experiment. Shall I risk it?"
 * Monster Jerky- "Edible, but not enticing."
 * Leafy Meat- "I can say with certainty that consuming this will cause me distress."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "A wholly unusual chimera of meat and vegetation."
 * Drumstick- "Raw fowl is not something I'd like to experiment eating."
 * Fried Drumstick- "A protein packed appendage I can consume!"
 * Fish- "Remarkable! Upon its death, 'X's appear on its eyes."
 * Cooked Fish- "I shall endeavor to avoid the bones."
 * Eel- "As is, my stomach can't take it."
 * Cooked Eel- "Smells delicious. Perhaps I may consume it."
 * Koalefant Trunk- "Fascinating! Even its trunk changes color!"
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It has an extra layer of insulation for the winter time."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "A parboiled proboscis."
 * Frog Legs- "I predict my stomach will reject this foodstuff."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Oh! A rare delicacy I can enjoy!"
 * Batilisk Wing- "Oddly heavy for a flying appendage."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Shall I experiment on its edibility?"

Shipwrecked

 * Dead Dogfish- "The only instance of ears on a fish I have ever encountered."
 * Dead Swordfish- "What a perfectly pernicious proboscis!"
 * Tropical Fish- "A beautiful fish! But I dare not consume it raw."
 * Dead Jellyfish- "Based on past experience, I should not consume this raw."
 * Cooked Jellyfish- "Ringlets of ever increasing circumference."
 * Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "I'm quite convinced eating raw seafood would result in disaster."
 * Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "Wonderful! Its chromatic variations were preserved!"
 * Dried Jellyfish- "Of a chewy consistency. Not unlike tar."
 * Raw Fish- "My experiments eating raw seafood always end in disaster."
 * "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "What an extraordinary opening device!"
 * Fish Steak- "The grilling makes it easily digestible."
 * Fish Morsel- "Even miniscule amounts of raw fish will cause my intestines harm."
 * Cooked Fish Morsel- "Ah. It should be okay for me to consume it now."
 * Limpets- "I will refrain from eating this in its raw form."
 * Cooked Limpets- "Theoretically it will cause me less stomach upset in this form."
 * Mussel- "Consuming raw seafood never produces favorable results for me."
 * Cooked Mussel- "Significantly more pleasurable when consumed cooked."
 * Roe- "Presumably, fish will hatch from this ovum."
 * Cooked Roe- "The act of cooking has organized the roe into rows. Curious..."
 * Neon Quattro- "Quite an exotic selection of fish here. All inedible raw."
 * Cooked Neon Quattro- "A pleasant enough presentation."
 * Pierrot Fish- "I predict disastrous consequences if I eat raw fish."
 * Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Now where did the head go?"
 * Purple Grouper- "A beautiful fish. Even dead."
 * Cooked Purple Grouper- "Good, it still contains the bones. They're a great source of calcium!"
 * Shark Fin- "Structurally superior at avoiding aerodynamic drag. Also, it's good in soup."
 * Dead Wobster- "I do not want to experiment with eating raw seafood."
 * Delicious Wobster- "Its muscular cephalothorax makes for some good eatin'."
 * Bile-Covered Slop- "I can reasonably deduce this will end in gastrointestinal distress."
 * Dragoon Heart- "A first-rate source of exothermic energy."

Hamlet

 * Poison Dartfrog Legs- "Observations lead me to conclude this will cause me harm."
 * Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Relatively less detrimental than before."
 * Gummy Slug- "Their slimy composition will most certainly cause stomach upset."
 * Cooked Gummy Slug- "Lancing these with a stick makes them slightly more appetizing."

Base Game

 * Berries- "Oh no. I couldn't possibly eat these."
 * Roasted Berries- "In theory I can digest this mush of fruit."
 * Cave Banana- "A fruit that grows in a cave environment. Fascinating!"
 * Cooked Cave Banana- "I do hope I can digest this without consequences."
 * Dragon Fruit- "Quite colorful, but not good for my digestion."
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Ah! Food I can consume!"
 * Durian- "Not anything I want to experiment with eating."
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "A consumable psychic attack!"
 * Pomegranate- "A rare fruit, but I'd rather not eat it raw."
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Looks delicious. I do hope I can consume this."

Reign of Giants

 * Watermelon- "Too sweet for my stomach."
 * Grilled Watermelon- "I am able to consume it in this form."

Shipwrecked

 * Coconut- "It must be cloven to get to the meat."
 * Halved Coconut- "I cannot eat it, but I can admire its concave curve."
 * Roasted Coconut- "Ah! Roasted coconut. I enjoy its effects on my taste receptors."

Base Game

 * Carrot- "Looks nutritious. But I cannot eat it like this."
 * Roasted Carrot- "My stomach should be able to process this in its current form."
 * Corn- "A fascinating display of Voronoi patterns."
 * Popcorn- "Tasty treats formed from a influx of energy."
 * Eggplant- "I can reliably predict this will upset my stomach."
 * Braised Eggplant- "Braising is scientifically proven to settle my stomach."
 * Pumpkin- "I predict it will make for an excellent lantern."
 * Hot Pumpkin- "A bit of cooked vegetable is good for the constitution."
 * Red Cap- "Liable to cause me intestinal distress in its current form."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "I can reasonably deduce this will cause me psychic harm."
 * Green Cap- "Raw fungus is not something my stomach can process."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "I deduce the cooking has made it more digestible."
 * Blue Cap- "This most certainly will not agree with me."
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "Good for the clarity of mind."
 * Glow Berry- "Bioluminescence or radioluminescence?"
 * Lichen- "It's inadvisable that I should consume this without cooking it first."

Reign of Giants

 * Cactus Flesh- "Consuming this in its current state is inadvisable."
 * Cooked Cactus Flesh- "The cooking process has made it better for my constitution."
 * Cactus Flower- "This flower would be quite edible provided I can cook it."

Shipwrecked

 * Seaweed- "If consumed in its current condition, it's bound to cause me intestinal distress."
 * Roasted Seaweed- "Previous experiments have proven it is edible in this form."
 * Dried Seaweed- "Devoid of its moisture, it is actually quite tasty."
 * Sweet Potato (planted)- "Cultivating quite nicely."
 * Sweet Potato- "Consuming raw potatoes is never a good idea. Even sweet ones."
 * Cooked Sweet Potato- "Quite a delicious snack."
 * Coffee Beans- "I will need to roast it before I can consume it without ill effect."
 * Roasted Coffee Beans- "Has an ephemeral effect on my adrenal gland."

Hamlet

 * Aloe- "Theoretically, consuming this has health benefits. But it only causes me pain."
 * Cooked Aloe- "Presumably some of its health benefits have been retained."
 * Asparagus- "These fibrous shoots will undoubtedly cause me stomach upset."
 * Cooked Asparagus- "High in vitamin A and dietary fibre. I find it pleasing to consume."
 * Bean Bugs- "These would most certainly cause intestinal distress."
 * Cooked Bean Bugs- "Slightly more edible now."
 * Lotus Flower- "Theoretically, it's edible. Though I should cook it to avoid stomach problems."
 * Cooked Lotus Root- "A salubrious plant capable of boosting mental wellness."
 * Nettle- "A large leaf nettle plant native to these parts. Also it smells funny."
 * Radish- "All evidence suggests I will not react well to its spiciness."
 * Cooked Radish- "A tiny snack of cooked vegetables."
 * Tuber- "Given my delicate constitution, I'll refrain from eating it raw."
 * Fried Tuber- "Even the stems are edible when they are cooked."
 * Blooming Tuber- "Strange. It has the faint scent of solanine."
 * Fried Blooming Tuber- "Ah, the petals of the corolla are a nice touch."

Base Game

 * Bacon and Eggs- "Theoretically, my stomach will process this with no ill effects."
 * Butter Muffin- "A curative confectionary. And one I can eat!"
 * Dragonpie- "Theoretically, it could feed me for days!"
 * Fishsticks- "Fascinating! Where has the stick gone to?"
 * Fish Tacos- "Quite delicious concoction of fish and corn."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "I predict eating this will be an enjoyable experience."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "Ah. Some sustenance I can digest."
 * Fruit Medley- "A lovely concoction of consumables."
 * Honey Ham- "A veritable feast of meat and sweetener."
 * Honey Nuggets- "Tiny morsels of sweet protein. Excellent for my digestion."
 * Kabobs- "The stick in this meat has added to its consumability."
 * Mandrake Soup- "Death has not prevented that vegetable from enjoying a bath."
 * Meatballs- "These round spheres of meat should be digestible."
 * Meaty Stew- "Ah yes. This looks exquisite."
 * Monster Lasagna- "A pungent pasta that will no doubt do me harm."
 * Pierogi- "Pockets of victuals."
 * Powdercake- "This would give my stomach a turn. I dare not eat it."
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "What a delightful recipe!"
 * Ratatouille- "Finally a simple dish which won't cause me intestinal distress."
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "Erupting with nourishment."
 * Taffy- "Comprised mostly of honey. But I am not complaining."
 * Turkey Dinner- "I do hope my stomach can take it."
 * Unagi- "I do hope this doesn't cause stomach upset."
 * Waffles- "Waffles made without flour. What a wonderful place this is!"
 * Wet Goop- "Completely devoid of nutrition and sustenance."

Reign of Giants

 * Flower Salad- "Edible flowers! I shall consume them with gusto!"
 * Guacamole- "Those underground mammal snouts make for a tasty treat!"
 * Ice Cream- "Happily, ice cream tastes the same here."
 * Melonsicle- "Has an endothermic effect on internal temperatures."
 * Spicy Chili- "Letting off an incredible amount of thermal energy."
 * Trail Mix- "Fascinating. A translucent bag just spontaneously materialized!"

Shipwrecked

 * Banana Pop- "Quite efficient in lowering my internal temperature. Tastes good too."
 * Bisque- "I prefer my soup to be above my internal temperature. But it is edible."
 * California Roll- "Delightful! A motley of seafood wrapped up into cylinders."
 * Ceviche- "Curious. Where did the lime come from?"
 * Coffee- "Interesting. Caffeinated beverages have a heightened effect here."
 * Jelly-O Pop- "Strangely enough, this does not cause me stomach upset."
 * Lobster Bisque- "Its exoskeleton is still a marvelous shade of blue."
 * Lobster Dinner- "I do like watching its exoskeleton turn red."
 * Seafood Gumbo- "Still contains the skeletal remains of a fish."
 * Shark Fin Soup- "Ah. Shark fin soup. Just the thing to settle my stomach."
 * Surf 'n' Turf- "There is a lot of meat based protein in this concoction."
 * Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Buttery bounty of a berry blintz!"
 * Monster Tartare- "I suppose a culinary experiment is in order."
 * Mussel Bouillabaise- "A hearty broth of molluscs is good for the digestion."
 * Sweet Potato Souffle- "A hearty vegetable meal. Good for the constitution."
 * Caviar- "Where did I get that glass jar? Curious..."
 * Tropical Bouillabaisse- "A delicious concoction of water borne animals!"

Hamlet

 * Asparagus Soup- "Ah. Who wouldn't find this shade of green immensely appetising."
 * Feijoada- "A somewhat tolerable purpose for those bouncing beans."
 * Gummy Cake- "Its rubbery texture reminds me of the desserts of my youth!"
 * Hard Shell Tacos- "Who knew insect carapaces could be so tasty?!"
 * Iced Tea- "Evidence would suggest my tea got cold."
 * Nettle Rolls- "The coiled fronds of a nettle plant which serve as allergy medication."
 * Snake Bone Soup- "The skeletal remains should add some calcium to my diet."
 * Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Ah. A daily dose of vegetables restores the mental faculties."
 * Steamed Ham Sandwich- "Delightfully devilish."
 * Tea- "A rodent based broth that tastes remarkably like tea!"

Base Game

 * Seeds- "I cannot eat them like this. They're better off in the ground."
 * Carrot Seeds- "I cannot eat them like this."
 * Corn Seeds- "I should plant this so it will germinate."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "It could be planted, provided I find suitable soil."
 * Durian Seeds- "Theoretically, these will grow durians."
 * Eggplant Seeds- "These need a nutrient rich soil to grow."
 * Pomegranate Seeds- "Seeds to be planted for gardening."
 * Pumpkin Seeds- "Fantastic! I wonder what crops it will yield."
 * Toasted Seeds- "A nice, light digestible snack."
 * Honey- "Suitable for an ingredient, but raw honey actuates my stomach problems."
 * Butterfly Wings- "Delightful! Deceased butterfly wings have medicinal properties here."
 * Butter- "Butter does wonders for my stomach."
 * Rot- "No longer ideal for consuming."
 * Rotten Egg- "Smells sulfuric. Excellent!"
 * Phlegm- "Based on past experience, I hope I do not have to consume this."

Reign of Giants

 * Roasted Birchnut- "Cooking this has no doubt angered those possessed trees."
 * Electric Milk- "Smells curiously of ozone and lactate."
 * Watermelon Seeds- "The seed of a watermelon."

Shipwrecked

 * Blubber- "There is a high probability this will cause intestinal distress."
 * Brainy Matter- "I would like to eat it, but it would cost intestinal distress."
 * Sweet Potato Seeds- "Evidently, it will grow sweet potatoes."

Hamlet

 * Clippings- "Clippings of a perennial plant which provide evidence I have performed a service."
 * Cooked Seed Pod- "Of a chewy consistency. Evidently, it's good for you."
 * Flytrap Stalk- "Theoretically edible, but undoubtedly I'll find a better use for it."
 * Nectar- "
 * Magic Water- "Evidence would suggest it needs to be planted to be fully implemented."
 * Aloe Seeds- "Evidence would suggest these will grow aloe."
 * Asparagus Seeds- "Theoretically these will need to be planted to germinate."
 * Radish Seeds- "The embryonic form of a radish plant."

Base Game

 * Blueprint- "What an ingenious design!"
 * Gears- "Remarkably versatile cogs! They could fit some of my creations."
 * Ashes- "Nothing but burnt carbon."
 * Ashes of item- "I believe it is a burnt bone."
 * Red Gem- "The geometric cut to this gem appears to optimally focus exothermic energy."
 * Blue Gem- "Its geometrical shape concentrates endothermic energy."
 * Yellow Gem- "A study in proper proportion of sines of angles of incidence and refraction."
 * Green Gem- "Geometric optics at work."
 * Orange Gem- "Curious, prismatic shapes such as this never occur naturally."
 * Beard Hair- "Facial hair that can be used for the manufacturing of belongings."
 * Manure- "A remarkably massive mound of manure!"
 * Guano- "Those bats produce a curiously large mound of dung for such small creatures."
 * Melty Marbles- "Glass blown into spheres and fused together."
 * Fake Kazoo- "A shame it's broken. I enjoy the sound of a thin membrane vibrating in a hollow tube."
 * Gord's Knot- "Curious. Some force prevents me from untying it."
 * Gnome- "How strange. Who would need such things here?"
 * Tiny Rocketship- "Marvelous! I would very much like one on a bigger scale."
 * Frazzled Wires- "Ingenius! Color coding wires would make them easier to distinguish their composition."
 * Ball and Cup- "There's a trick to it. I know it!"
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "I would love to know this got here."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "Buttons. But none fit my clothing."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "Has someone lost their dental work?"
 * Lying Robot- "A rudimentary design, lifeless and uninspiring."
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "Marvelous! A severed limb!"
 * Dwarf Star- "It's particularly good at focusing light."

Reign of Giants

 * Webber's Skull- "Wonderful! The skull of an arachnid humanoid hybrid."
 * Bone Shards- "Dense and sharp! Quite optimal for weapon crafting."
 * Old Bell Blueprint- "Inspired! Absolutely inspired!"

Shipwrecked

 * Venom Gland- "
 * Dubloons- "
 * Hail- "
 * Message in a Bottle- "
 * Spoiled Fish- "
 * Snake Oil- "Ah, I made a fortune selling such concoctions in my youth."
 * Harpoon- "
 * Trident- "
 * Peg Leg- "
 * Orange Soda- "
 * Voodoo Doll- "
 * Ukulele- "
 * License Plate- "
 * Ancient Vase- "
 * Brain Cloud Pill- "
 * Wine Bottle Candle- "
 * Broken AAC Device- "
 * One True Earring- "
 * Old Boot- "
 * Sextant- "
 * Toy Boat- "
 * Soaked Candle- "
 * Sea Worther- "
 * Iron Key- "
 * Bone Key- "
 * Golden Key- "
 * Tarnished Crown- "

Hamlet

 * Oinc- "
 * Tenpiece Oinc- "
 * Centapiece Oinc- "
 * Clippings- "
 * Lost Idol- "
 * Lost Totem- "
 * Relic Fragment- "
 * The Blue Sow- "
 * The Jeweled Truffle- "
 * Pherostone- "
 * Alloy- "
 * Chitin- "
 * Stalking Stick- "
 * Deed of home ownership- "
 * Regal Scepter- "
 * Royal Gallery Key- "
 * Key to the City- "
 * Statue of Queen Malfalfa- "
 * Post Card of the Royal Palace- "
 * Can of Silly String- "

Base Game

 * Failed- "I've failed this time, but I will try again!"
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "
 * Divining Rod- "
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "
 * Divining Rod Holder- "
 * Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "
 * Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "
 * Maxwell's Door- "An inspired design! I must talk with the inventor!"
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "Ah, the Gramophone ML-77. I know it well."
 * Maxwell's Light- "A light source that sensitive to motion! Revolutionary!"
 * Maxwell Statue- "I would very much like to talk to him."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "
 * Sick Worm Hole- "
 * Nightmare Lock- "Interesting. Previous ones weren't so inundated with darkness."
 * Nightmare Throne- "I've found it! The portal that can link worlds! The throne of ultimate power!!"
 * Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "I do so wish I could supplant him."
 * Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "I must discover a way to transfer our positions."
 * Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "Is that...? But it couldn't be!"

Base Game

 * Generic- "
 * Freedom- "
 * Freezing- "
 * Battlecry- "
 * Battlecry (prey)- "
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "
 * Leaving combat- "
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "
 * Dusk- "
 * Entering darkness- "
 * Entering light- "
 * Doing things in the dark- "
 * Failed to do something- "
 * Failed to craft something- "
 * Failed to give something- "
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "
 * Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "
 * Trying to give item to a busy mob- "
 * Trying to give item to a dead mob- "
 * Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "
 * Not enough fertilizer- "
 * Hounds are coming- "
 * Depths Worms are coming- "
 * Deerclops is coming- "
 * Inventory full- "
 * Can't rummage (generic)- "
 * Can't store (generic/full)- "
 * Can't store (invalid item)- "
 * Can't cook (generic)- "
 * Can't cook (too far)- "
 * Can't shave (generic)- "
 * Can't shave (nothing left)- "
 * Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "
 * Can't write on sign (generic)- "
 * Eating- "
 * Eating (stale food)- "
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "
 * Eating (painful food)- "
 * Hungry- "
 * Triggered trap- "
 * Torch out- "
 * Pricked- "
 * Object broken, fixable- "
 * Earthquake- "

Reign of Giants

 * Lightning miss- "
 * Overheating- "
 * Tree Shelter- "
 * Wetness (low)- "
 * Wetness (medium)- "
 * Wetness (high)- "
 * Wetness (highest)- "
 * Dropping tool while wet- "
 * Smoldering Item- "
 * Burnt- "
 * Giant arrival- "
 * Trying to sleep on fire- "

Shipwrecked

 * Volcano eruption warning- "
 * Volcano eruption- "
 * Sea Hounds are coming- "
 * Crocodogs are coming- "
 * Sealnado is coming- "
 * Map border approaching- "
 * Entering map border- "
 * Exiting map border- "
 * Riding wave- "
 * Boat losing durability- "
 * Boat leak- "
 * Boat sinking- "
 * Trawl Net full- "
 * Crabbit escape- "
 * Wrong world- "

Hamlet

 * Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "
 * Coughing- "
 * Digging in Dung Pile-
 * Fog coming-
 * Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
 * Sneezing- "
 * Vampire Bats are coming- "
 * Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
 * Sneezing- "
 * Vampire Bats are coming- "
 * Sneezing- "
 * Vampire Bats are coming- "
 * Vampire Bats are coming- "

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomplishment- "
 * Accomplishment completed- "

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 * Maxwell's Head- "
 * Deadly Feast- "
 * Skull Chest- "
 * Golden Pitchfork- "
 * Boat- "
 * Home- "
 * Sunk Boat- "
 * Lava Pit- "
 * Lava Pit (normal)- "
 * Lava Pit (low)- "
 * Lava Pit (out)- "
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "
 * Tree Clump- "
 * Pig Tent- "
 * Poison Frog- "
 * Peacock- "
 * Mr. Skittish- "
 * Swimming Horror- "
 * Beach Turf- "
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "
 * Malfunctioning Novelty Ride- "A teleportation device! Oh why doesn't it work?!"
 * COFFEEBOT- "
 * WOODLEGSSAIL- "
 * BIGFISHINGROD- "
 * SNAKE_FIRE- "
 * PIKE_SKULL- "
 * Baby Water Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "I deduce it is a juvenile."
 * CIRCLINGSEAGULL- "I have deduced that it's looking for food."
 * RAINBOWJELLYJERKY- "The drying process has taken away its color. Curious..."

Trivia

 * Stuff here.