Warbucks quotes



"I say! This is quite fascinating!"

- Warbucks

This page lists Warbucks's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Base Game

 * Axe- "A tool favoured by many ancient societies."
 * Luxury Axe- "A rather elegant tool for chopping."
 * Shovel- "An instrument well suited for digging."
 * Regal Shovel- "A rather elegant tool for digging things."
 * Pickaxe- "An instrument to hunt for fossils."
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "A rather elegant tool for fracturing rocks."
 * Razor- "One must keep oneself presentable."
 * Razor (can't shave)- "Not possible, I'm afraid."
 * Razor (nothing left)- "I'm afraid there's nothing left."
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I'd likely have better luck when it's more lethargic."
 * Hammer- "Rather blunt."
 * Pitchfork- "A tool for ground work."

Shipwrecked

 * Machete- "An instrument for slashing one's way through the brush."
 * Luxury Machete- "A rather elegant tool for slashing."

Hamlet

 * Shears- "

Base Game

 * Campfire (upon being built)- "Quite cozy."
 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A cozy convenience."
 * Campfire (high)- "A roaring fire!"
 * Fire Pit (high)- "A rather roaring fire!"
 * Campfire (normal)- "Keeps the beasts at bay."
 * Fire Pit (normal)- "A fine cozy fire to gather 'round."
 * Campfire & Fire Pit (low)- "It could do with another log."
 * Campfire (embers)- "Rather low."
 * Fire Pit (embers)- "Quite in need of fuel."
 * Campfire & Fire Pit (out)- "Dash it all! It's gone out."
 * Torch- "Now I can stalk my prey in the dark."
 * Miner Hat- "Quite useful in the dark."
 * Torch (out)- "My blasted torch went out!"
 * Miner Hat (out)- "
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Quite cheery."
 * Lantern- "Finally, a civilized way to carry light."

Reign of Giants

 * Endothermic Fire- "A rather remarkable fire."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit- "Fascinating bit of science."
 * Endothermic Fire (high)- "That's a roaring fire."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "It's rather exuberant."
 * Endothermic Fire (normal)- "Rather pleasant cool fire."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (normal)- "Ah...A nice brisk, breezy fire."
 * Endothermic Fire (low)- "It would behoove me to add some fuel."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "It could do with some stoking."
 * Endothermic Fire (embers)- "I say, it needs some stoking."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "I really should attend to that."
 * Endothermic Fire (out)- "Blast! It's gone out."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "Aha! A place for a cold fire."
 * Moggles- "Huzzah! Rather makes it easier to explore ruins in the dark!"

Shipwrecked

 * Chiminea (all stages)- "Fire is rather more protected in there."
 * Bottle Lantern- "Bioluminating!"
 * Boat Torch- "I say! I can see at sea."
 * Boat Lantern- "Haw! A portable lighthouse."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit- "It's quite sturdy."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "Quite a roaring fire."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "Rather resilient!"
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "It could do with some more fuel."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "Rather pathetic at the moment."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "I could do with a fire."
 * Tar Lamp- "Ah! Now one can see in the darkness."
 * Buoyant Chiminea- "I say! A seaside hearth."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "Quite a roaring fire!"
 * Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Rather cozy."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "It could do with a log or two."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "I'm afraid its only embers at the moment."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Not burning at the moment, I'm afraid."

Hamlet

 * Cork Candle Hat- "I say! This will come in handy exploring ruins."
 * Cowl- "

Base Game

 * Backpack- "A satchel to put one's treasures in."
 * Piggyback- "A satchel for keeping ones treasures."
 * Bird Trap- "Rather efficient."
 * Bug Net- "Advantageous. But only if I don't want to hurt the bugs."
 * Fishing Rod- "Ah fishing. The cornerstone to many societies."
 * Straw Roll- "A far cry from my usual sleeping arrangements."
 * Fur Roll- "Huzzah! The means to a good night's sleep!"
 * Tent- "Rather crude, but it'll have to do."
 * Trap- "Handy for acquiring meat!"
 * Honey Poultice- "For dressing ones wounds."
 * Healing Salve- "Ahhh. Quite soothing."
 * Umbrella- "A fragile parasol, but it shall have to do."
 * Compass-
 * N- "North."
 * S- "South."
 * E- "East."
 * W- "West."
 * NE- "Northeast."
 * SE- "Southeast."
 * NW- "Northwest."
 * SW- "Southwest."
 * Compass (generic)- "I cannot read it just yet."
 * Compass (broken)- "A bit of shoddy workmanship there."

Reign of Giants

 * Insulated Pack- "This will come in handy."
 * Luxury Fan- "Ah... this will keep out the heat."
 * Siesta Lean-to- "A bit of respite from the heat."
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "Not the time for it."
 * Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "Danger is afoot, this is no time to doze off!"
 * Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I'll rest after a good meal.'"
 * Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I demand better accommodations than this!"
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "Rather ruins my naptime."
 * Tent (overheating)- "
 * Tent (burnt)- "I say! Where shall I sleep now?"
 * Thermal Stone- "It's a simple rock."
 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Quite frozen."
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "Rather cool."
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "Tepid."
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "I say, it's burning up!"
 * Pretty Parasol- "A tasteful way to keep out the elements."

Shipwrecked

 * Thatch Pack- "Of primitive construction, but I shall use it nontheless."
 * Booty Bag- "Wearing this rather lifts ones spirits."
 * Sea Sack- "Quite a clever way to keep ones food fresh."
 * Tropical Fan- "Ah... this will keep out the heat."
 * Silly Monkey Ball- "Something to distract those simple fecal throwers."
 * Tropical Parasol- "I say, this makes for a bit of cover."
 * Anti Venom- "One should always keep some at hand."
 * Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Bah! Primative construction."

Hamlet

 * Bug B'Gone- "Imperative for exploring these parts."

Base Game

 * Crock Pot (empty)- "I could do a bit of cooking with this."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Patience is a virtue."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "I shall be enjoying a fine meal promptly."
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "I say! That was well worth the effort."
 * Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "It's not the proper place for that."
 * Bee Box- "Ah, the elixir of life."
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "I'm afraid it's not ready yet."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "It's best to leave it a touch longer."
 * Bee Box (full of honey)- "I say, the honey is ready to harvest!"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "One can learn a lot by studying agriculture."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Cultivating rather nicely."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (finished)- "Ripe for harvesting."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It could do with a bit of manure."
 * Ice Box- "Every civilized person should have one."
 * Drying Rack- "One can get some decent food with that."
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "It's drying nicely."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "At last, some civilized food."

Reign of Giants

 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "Oh bother."
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "Rather too good a job of smoking those bees out!"
 * Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "A shame, really."
 * Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "This rain rather complicates the drying process."
 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "A pity..."
 * Bucket-o-poop- "Harrumph. Odious bit of business..."

Shipwrecked

 * Mussel Stick- "I say! I could just leave this to do its job!"
 * Mussel Bed- "I say! There are creatures down there."
 * Fish Farm (empty)- "Now how does one make this not empty?"
 * Fish Farm (growing)- "Rather dull watching eggs hatch."
 * Fish Farm (one fish)- "Huzzah! A fish!"
 * Fish Farm (two fish)- "I say! That's an improvement."
 * Fish Farm (three fish)- "Rather like having a Koi Pond."
 * Fish Farm (four fish)- "An entire school of fish to snare!"

Hamlet

 * Sprinkler- "

Base Game

 * Science Machine- "It's prudent to broaden one's horizons."
 * Alchemy Engine- "I've dabbled in a bit of alchemy from time to time."
 * Thermal Measurer- "Quite a clever way to tell the climate."
 * Rainometer- "A barometer of sorts."
 * Lightning Rod- "A bit of protection in a storm."
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "I say, it's quite vivacious."
 * Gunpowder- "Explosive!"

Reign of Giants

 * Science Machine (burnt)- "A setback, to be sure."
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Atrocious!"
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "A shame."
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "I'm afraid it's malfunctioned."
 * Ice Flingomatic (off)- "It appears it has been turned off."
 * Ice Flingomatic (on)- "I say, it's an automated fire brigade!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "I believe it is running low on fuel."
 * Electrical Doodad- "A curious contraption."

Shipwrecked

 * Sea Lab- "A waterbound purveyor of wisdom."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "A fine example of what civilization can do."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "Quite sufficiently fueled."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Rather in need of a top up."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "I'd best refuel it, promptly."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "Bother! It's out of fuel."
 * Quacken Drill- "The artifact from a leviathan."

Hamlet

 * Smelter- "I say, that's rather clever!"
 * Oscillating Fan- "

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomploshrine- "I say, that was hardly worth the effort."

Base Game

 * Spear- "A primitive hunting weapon."
 * Ham Bat- "A peculiar weapon."
 * Boomerang- "The artifact of a hunting civilization, no doubt."
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Egad! It's a boomerang."
 * Blow Dart- "Used in ancient warfare."
 * Sleep Dart- "Rather tiresome!"
 * Fire Dart- "Ignites a bit of excitement!"
 * Football Helmet- "A wonderful hat made of pig bottom."
 * Grass Suit- "Barely adequate protection but it will have to do."
 * Log Suit- "A commendable attempt at protection."
 * Marble Suit- "Rather burdensome but quite dependable."
 * Bee Mine- "Warfare which adopts to the materials at one's disposal."
 * Tooth Trap- "I say! Rather more effective this way."

Reign of Giants

 * Scalemail- "I say! What ancient societies used this?"
 * Morning Star- "Rather intriguing technology!"
 * Weather Pain- "I say, this has a bit of bluster!"

Shipwrecked

 * Poison Spear- "Rather speeds up the dying process."
 * Poison Dart- "A rather uncivilized instrument of hunting."
 * Coconade- "Haw! I should like to see this explode."
 * Coconade (lit)- "I say! Best get out of range!"
 * Spear Gun (empty), Spear Gun, Poison Spear Gun, Obsidian Spear Gun- "A bit of protection on the water."
 * Cutlass Supreme- "A gentleman's weapon."
 * Horned Helmet- "Made from the artifact of those watery beasts."
 * Seashell Suit- "Rather clever use of detritus."
 * Limestone Suit- "It's a bit...burdensome."
 * Cactus Armor- "Offensive defence. How ingenious!"

Hamlet

 * Halberd- "Bah! No match for a good blunderbuss in one's hand!"
 * Cork Bat- "For when one must restort to savagery."
 * Weevole Mantle- "I feel rather morbid wearing this."
 * Mant Mask- "Rather deep depths I've sunk to."
 * Mant Suit- "When in Rome..."
 * Fancy Helmet- "Has a rather Spanish flair to it."
 * Tin Suit- "I do enjoy this design."
 * Blunderbuss- "One mustn't venture into the wilds unarmed."

Base Game

 * Birdcage- "Rather ornate cage."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Domestication has its uses."
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "I say, he's a lackadaisical fellow!"
 * Pig House- "Crude, but rather functional."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I say! These pigs are quite civilized!"
 * Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "They've turned in for the night."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "I say! What fantastic society built that!"
 * Hay Wall (held)- "Rather unstable but it has its uses."
 * Hay Wall- "Rather crude, but it'll have to do I'm afraid."
 * Wood & Stone Wall (held)- "Presumably one could place this somewhere."
 * Wood Wall- "A wall of reasonable strength."
 * Stone Wall- "A wall with some stability."
 * Chest- "A place for all my accumulated wealth."
 * Sign- "Ah! Civilization."
 * Potted Fern- "A fine decoration."

Reign of Giants

 * Pig House (burnt)- "A pity it can't be studied now."
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Pity. I should've liked to study that more."
 * Hay Wall (burnt)- "That came as little surprise."
 * Wood Wall (burnt)- "I suppose wood does burn."
 * Chest (burnt)- "Rather poorly made."
 * Scaled Chest- "I say, that should protect the treasures from flames."
 * Sign (burnt)- "Met a bit of bad luck, it seems."

Shipwrecked

 * Sand Castle- "Modest in its construction."
 * Sand Castle (sand)- "I've seen better."
 * Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "I say! Those creatures appear to have a civilization of sorts."
 * Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "The sanctuary of those monkey creatures."
 * Limestone Wall (held)- "Presumably one could place this somewhere."
 * Limestone Wall- "Quite sophisticated construction."
 * Dragoon Den- "Fascinating! The sanctuary of those fiery beasts!"
 * Sandbag (held)- "One needs a bit of grit to carry this around."
 * Sandbag- "Flood deterrent."
 * Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "I say! Where to you suppose that will lead?"
 * Seaworthy (SW world)- "One wonders where this may lead."
 * Buoy- "A lighthouse upon the water."
 * Sea Chest- "Rather boyant bit of business."
 * Ballphin Palace- "Aha! The den of sea quarry."
 * Sea Wall (held)- "Presumably one could place this in the water."
 * Sea Wall- "One can make a sea pen with this."

Hamlet

 * Cork Barrel- "Rather handy."

Base Game

 * Wooden Flooring- "Has a tad of sophistication."
 * Carpeted Flooring- "Quite refined."
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "With enough of these I could play a round of chess."
 * Cobblestones- "I applaud the attempt at sophistication."
 * Forest Turf- "Luxuriant, but overrun."
 * Grass Turf- "Rustic."
 * Marsh Turf- "Bah! It's unsophisticated."
 * Rocky Turf- "Rather rough around the edges."
 * Savanna Turf- "A touch dry."
 * Mud Turf- "Quite unsophisticated."
 * Guano Turf- "Rather unsophisticated."
 * Slimey Turf- "A touch of mildew in this."
 * Fungal Turf (blue, red, green)- "A bit of fungus, I believe."
 * Cave Rock Turf- "Rather dank."

Reign of Giants

 * Deciduous Turf- "A bit of evergreen, I believe."
 * Sandy Turf- "A bit of sand, I believe."

Shipwrecked

 * Snakeskin Rug- "I do enjoy a fine snakeskin rug!"
 * Jungle Turf- "A touch of jungle floor."
 * Meadow Turf- "Ground from the meadows, I believe."
 * Magma Turf- "Rather volatile turf."
 * Tidal Marsh Turf- "Ground steeped in mud."
 * Ashy Turf- "Some ashen ground, I believe."
 * Volcano Turf- "Rather temperamental ground."

Hamlet

 * Lawn Turf- "A bit of grassy turf."
 * Cultivated Turf- "A bit of turf, I believe."
 * Flat Stone Turf- "A solid bit of turf."
 * Stone Road Turf- "A bit of cobbled road, I believe."

Base Game

 * Rope- "Rather handy!"
 * Boards- "Rather more civilized!"
 * Cut Stone- "One may build many civilized things with this."
 * Papyrus- "I say, one could make paper with this!"
 * Purple Gem- "A gruesome beauty!"
 * Nightmare Fuel- "Rather aberrant."

Shipwrecked

 * Cloth- "Quite an amazing textile."
 * Limestone- "A stone frequently scene in temples."
 * Empty Bottle- "A rather bland bottle."
 * Coral Nubbin- "A rather sorry looking sea artifact."

Hamlet

 * Claw Palm Sapling- "It should grow quickly, provided it's well kept."

Base Game

 * Meat Effigy- "Rather reassuring that."
 * Prestihatitator- "I'm not above learning some of the dark arts."
 * Shadow Manipulator- "I say, this seems rather macabre."
 * Pan Flute- "I suppose I could carry a tune if the necessity arises."
 * Night Light- "Quite uncanny!"
 * Night Armor- "Rather durable, yet there's something unsound about it."
 * Dark Sword- "I say! It's a rather ghastly sword."
 * One-man Band- "Reminds me of my regimental band."
 * Bat Bat- "A rather macabre hunting weapon."
 * Belt of Hunger- "Wearing hunted animals makes one feel quite viril!"
 * Chilled Amulet- "Quite the chilling find!"
 * Nightmare Amulet- "I'm quite mad about this gem!"
 * Life Giving Amulet- "Huzzah! Looks rather invulnerable!"
 * Fire Staff- "Quite an incendiary instrument."
 * Ice Staff- "A rather chilling weapon. Haw haw!"
 * Telelocator Staff- "Rather adventuresome tool."
 * Telelocator Focus (full)- "Riveting."
 * Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It's missing something..."
 * Telolocator Socket (full)- "Quite a clever device."
 * Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Empty, I'm afraid."

Reign of Giants

 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Oh bother."
 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "A shame, really."
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Pity..."
 * Old Bell- "Ah, the ringing of the bells."

Shipwrecked

 * Piratihatitator- "I have serious doubts regarding its scientfic value."
 * Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Rather expected."
 * Dripple Pipes- "Music can bring tears to any eyes."

Hamlet

 * Hogus Porkusator- "Haw haw, a flying pig!"
 * Hogus Porkusator (burnt)- "
 * Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "A world to explore."
 * Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Off to adventure."

Base Game

 * Sewing Kit- "One must make one's own repairs whilst on adventure."
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "I say, these would be all the fashion back home."
 * Straw Hat- "Rather bucolic fashion."
 * Beefalo Hat- "One feels rather ungulate in this."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "Beekeeping is a fine hobby to invest ones time in."
 * Feather Hat- "Rather garish."
 * Winter Hat- "Rather sobering head gear."
 * Top Hat- "I say! I'm ready for a night on the town!"
 * Dapper Vest- "Distinguished!"
 * Breezy Vest- "Cozy, and quite the fashion."
 * Puffy Vest- "Rather snuggly."
 * Bush Hat- "I say! Rather clever camoflauge!"
 * Garland- "I should hope no one sees me in such a state."
 * Walking Cane- "Nothing more genteel than good walking cane."

Reign of Giants

 * Cat Cap- "I say! It's a capital cat cap!"
 * Fashion Melon- "Rather makes for a fetching hat."
 * Ice Cube- "Quite useful for the heat."
 * Rain Coat- "Ah, a nice Mackintosh for the rain."
 * Rain Hat- "A necessary accessory."
 * Summer Frest- "Keeps the heat away rather nicely."
 * Floral Shirt- "Not my usual fashion, but the fabric is quite breathable."
 * Eyebrella- "This is certainly high fashion."
 * Hibearnation Vest- "Quite snug in this!"

Shipwrecked

 * Brain of Thought- "Quite ridiculous!"
 * Snakeskin Hat- "A rather clever way to keep oneself dry."
 * Snakeskin Jacket- "A solid mackintosh for the elements."
 * Blubber Suit- "Rather disturbing to find this in one's possession."
 * Windbreaker- "Can't say I approve of the color."
 * Tar Suit- "Really! Have I sunk so far?"
 * Particulate Purifier- "Quite adept at keeping out odours."
 * Sleek Hat- "A brisk walk invigorates the humours."
 * Shark Tooth Crown- "A hat which strikes fear into one's enemies."
 * Dumbrella- "One assumes a third tier would be even better."

Hamlet

 * Gas Mask- "Improves one's ability to breathe."
 * Pith Hat- "I do believe it fits."
 * Thunderhat- "A headpiece made from avian artifacts."

Shipwrecked

 * Log Raft- "Rather brutish construction, but it will have to do."
 * Raft- "A crude structure. But I've no choice."
 * Row Boat- "I should think I'm above rowing myself."
 * Cargo Boat- "A ship worthy of the East India Company."
 * Armored Boat- "A ship sturdy enough to sail around the horn."
 * Encrusted Boat- "Seems sturdy enough, but its aesthetics leave something to be desired."
 * Surfboard- "
 * The 'Sea Legs'- "Rather seaworthy."
 * Boat Repair Kit- "Rather practical when taking on water."
 * Thatch Sail- "This should speed things along."
 * Cloth Sail- "A strapping good sail."
 * Snakeskin Sail- "A rugged sail, fit for a gentleman sailor."
 * Feather Lite Sail- "I'm sure to catch the wind with this."
 * Iron Wind- "Puts a spin on things."
 * Boat Cannon- "Quite invaluable at sea."
 * Quackering Ram- "A smashing good tool. Haw haw!"
 * Sea Trap (held and placed)- "For trapping game in the sea."
 * Sea Yard (off)- "Rather impractical without fuel, wouldn't you say."
 * Sea Yard (on)- "That's rather clever."
 * Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "Quite low on fuel at the moment."
 * Tar Extractor (off)- "Not working at the moment, I'm afraid."
 * Tar Extractor (on)- "An automaton for an unpleasant task."
 * Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "I say! Needs a bit of a top-up."
 * Trawl Net- "Quite effective in collecting sea rubbish.
 * Trawl Net (detached)- "I rather prefer more invigorating forms of hunting."
 * Trawl Net (sinking)- "One must be patient about such things."
 * Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "The time is nigh!"
 * Spyglass- "A sophisticated instrument for a sophisticated man."
 * Super Spyglass- "I say! A way to search for lands to explore."
 * Captain Hat- "I say! I'm a proper Captain now."
 * Pirate Hat- "Rather barbary-ous."
 * Lucky Hat- "I'll not be seen dead in that."
 * Life Jacket- "Hmm. Looks buoyant enough."

Hamlet

 * Cork Bowl Canoe- "Rather poor quality, but it'll do in a pinch."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Machete- "An incendiary tool!"
 * Obsidian Axe- "Rather efficient."
 * Obsidian Spear- "Explosive!"
 * Obsidian Armor- "Armor that attacks as well."
 * Obsidian Coconade- "I say! It rather inflammatory."
 * Howling Conch- "Well, I have been called a blowhard! Haw!"
 * Sail Stick- "I say! I've turned out to be quite the sailor!"
 * Volcano Staff- "I say! It's quite destructive, isn't it?"

Base Game

 * Thulecite- "Quite magnificent! A capital find!"
 * Thulecite Wall (held)- "One may be able to salvage these."
 * Thulecite Wall- "Rather feeble now."
 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "All is well."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It seems something is afoot."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "I'm afraid there's been an upsurge in ghastliness."
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I believe we've hit the apex."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Thank goodness the horrors are waning."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "My word that was onerous."
 * Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "It seems there is a problem."
 * The Lazy Forager- "Gathers items without the bothersome act of bending down."
 * Magiluminescence- "I feel invigorated!"
 * Construction Amulet- "I say! This is rather economical."
 * The Lazy Explorer- "This certainly saves on traveling time."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "Illuminating!"
 * Deconstruction Staff- "I say! This makes dismantling objects quite a bit easier."
 * Pick/Axe- "Rather clever!"
 * Thulecite Crown- "Huzzah! A head piece made of artifacts."
 * Thulecite Suit- "I say! This armor is quite dapper."
 * Thulecite Club- "I'm quite fond of this weapon!"
 * Houndius Shootius (held)- "I should like to study this while it's working."
 * Houndius Shootius- "I say! It's rather ancient technology."

Hamlet

 * Disarming Tools- "Quite useful when exploring ruins."
 * Ball Pein Hammer- "A subtle instrument for more delicate excavations."
 * Gold Pan- "Rather handy for prospecting."
 * Magnifying Glass- "Huzzah! A fine tool for exploring."

Hamlet

 * Lamp Post (off)- "No need for light in the daytime, I suppose."
 * Lamp Post (on)- "These pigs do like to act civilized, don't they?"
 * Town House- "How !"
 * The Sterling Trough Deli- "Ah! A place for some refined food."
 * Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "Rather well stocked for these parts."
 * Curly Tails Mud Spa- "I could do with a bit of grooming."
 * Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "
 * Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "A place of ornamentation."
 * 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "Ah! Just what I was looking for!"
 * The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Ah! A rather occultish bent to this establishment."
 * The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "I suppose one should arm oneself for the jungle."
 * The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "I wonder if they have any gentlemanly hats."
 * My City Hall- "
 * Slanty Shanty- "

Flooring.pnging

 * Wood Flooring- "A touch crude."
 * Marble Flooring- "A highly cultured floor."
 * Checkered Flooring- "One might play chess upon this."
 * Slate Flooring- "Rather ornate design."
 * Sheet Metal Flooring- "Metal flooring."

Shelves.pnges

 * Carved Bookshelf- "
 * Basic Bookshelf- "
 * Cinderblock Bookshelf- "
 * Marble Shelf- "
 * Glass Shelf- "
 * Ladder Shelf- "
 * Hutch Shelf- "
 * Industrial Shelf- "
 * Adjustable Shelf- "
 * Windowed Cabinet- "
 * Wall Mounted Shelf- "
 * A-Frame Shelf- "
 * Crates Shelf- "
 * Fridge- "
 * Hook Shelf- "
 * Pipe Shelf- "
 * Hat Tree- "
 * Pallet Shelf- "

Plantholders.pngholders

 * Basic Plantholder- "A little verdure decor."
 * WIP Plantholder- "A little foliage."
 * Fancy Plantholder- "An exquisite variety."
 * Bonsai Plantholder- "Rather exotic."
 * Dishgarden Plantholder- "Some plants for one's decoration."
 * Philodendron Plantholder- "A modest plant."
 * Orchid Plantholder- "Quite an exquisite specimen."
 * Draceana Plantholder- "An alluring variety."
 * Xerographica Plantholder- "An exemplary hanging plant."
 * Birdcage Plantholder- "An exemplary hanging plant."
 * Palm Plantholder- "An exquisite variety."
 * ZZ Plantholder- "Slender decor."
 * Fernstand Plantholder- "A fine variety."
 * Fern Plantholder- "A fine hanging fern."
 * Terrarium Plantholder- "Fascinating! A miniature greenhouse."
 * Plantpet Plantholder- "Haw haw!"
 * Traps Plantholder- "Fascinating specimen."
 * Pitcher Plantholder- "Fine hanging plants."
 * Marble Plantholder- "An exquisite arrangement."

Columns.pngns

 * Planed Wood Column- "
 * Millinery Column- "
 * Round Column- "
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Base Game

 * Evergreen- "A fine pine."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "Rather pathetic looking."
 * Spiky Tree- "Rather prickly fellow."
 * Evergreen & Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "It's been razed."
 * Spiky Tree (stump)- "Not as fertile as its brethren."
 * Evergreen & Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Alarming!"
 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "I can't say that was unexpected."
 * Evergreen & Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Well that's done."
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Ashen."
 * Evergreen (sapling)- "It should grow into a fine tree."
 * Log- "A log fit for a fire."
 * Log (burning)- "Ahh. Nice and cozy."
 * Charcoal- "Rather useful bit of ash."
 * Pine Cone- "I should plant this."
 * Marble Tree- "I require something stronger than an axe for that!"
 * Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "I say! One might think that tree had a mouth."
 * Living Log- "This dead tree is alarmingly alive."
 * Sapling- "Those twigs could be good for something."
 * Sapling (picked)- "Nothing left here for me."
 * Sapling (burning)- "Inevitable."
 * Sapling (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
 * Twigs- "I'm sure I can find a use for these."
 * Grass Tuft- "A rather mundane tuft of grass."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "It's been picked through, I'm afraid."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "In desperate need of fertilizer."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "Quite a blaze!"
 * Grass Tuft (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
 * Cut Grass- "Quaint, but quite useful."
 * Berry Bush (normal & burning)- "A common berry bush."
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "It's been relieved of its fruit."
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "Quite fruitless at the moment."
 * Berry Bush (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
 * Reeds- "I could use those."
 * Reeds (burning)- "Rather fervent flames."
 * Reeds (picked)- "One must give it time to grow back."
 * Cut Reeds- "Crude, but quite useful."
 * Plant- "A rather ordinary plant."
 * Plant (growing)- "It's germinating."
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Ripe for harvesting."
 * Marsh Plant- "Full of leafage."
 * Spiky Bush- "Quite thorny."
 * Spiky Bush (picked)- "Prickly."
 * Spiky Bush (burning)- "Engulfed in flames."
 * Spiky Bush (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
 * Flower- "Quite delicate."
 * Petals- "Rather ornate."
 * Evil Flower- "Rather hideous."
 * Dark Petals- "There's something bizarre about these."
 * Red Mushroom- "Local fauna."
 * Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "Quite unreachable."
 * Red Mushroom (picked)- "It's been harvested already."
 * Green Mushroom- "A strange irrational fungus."
 * Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "It needs to be plucked out of its hole."
 * Green Mushroom (picked)- "It's been harvested already."
 * Blue Mushroom- "Experimenting with fungus is rather audacious."
 * Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Rather inaccessible like that."
 * Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Already plucked from the earth."

Reign of Giants

 * Birchnut Tree- "I do believe that's a tree."
 * Birchnut Tree (stump)- "One can learn alot from that by studying the rings."
 * Birchnut Tree (burning)- "It's ablaze!"
 * Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Well. That's a bit of business."
 * Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "It should grow into a fine tree."
 * Sapling (withered)- "Rather unsuited for the weather."
 * Grass Tuft (withered)- "Rather too hot for it, I'm afraid."
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "Rather unfit for the weather, I'm afraid."
 * Plant (withered)- "I'm afraid this weather got the best of it."
 * Birchnut- "Rather useless as is."
 * Cactus- "I say, it's a bit prickly."
 * Cactus (picked)- "Put up a bit of a fight, by golly."
 * Tumbleweed- "One never knows what one may find searching diaspore."

Shipwrecked

 * Jungle Tree- "A fine specimen for The Arborist Society."
 * Jungle Tree (burning)- "Those bananas are cooked!"
 * Jungle Tree (burnt)- "A shame."
 * Jungle Tree (stump)- "It took a bit of work to do that."
 * Jungle Tree (sapling)- "A future tree."
 * Jungle Tree Seed- "A bit trite."
 * Palm Tree- "A rather equtorial tree."
 * Palm Tree (burning)- "I've always enjoyed a roaring fire."
 * Palm Tree (burnt)- "I say, is there no one around to clean this mess?"
 * Palm Tree (stump)- "That tree has been hunted already."
 * Palm Tree (sapling)- "A good start."
 * Palm Leaf- "Perhaps this may be fashioned into something useful."
 * Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "Huzzah! Huntable flora!"
 * Bamboo Patch (normal & burning)- "A sizable source of bamboo."
 * Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Quite useless like this."
 * Bamboo Patch (stump)- "Presumably it will grow back."
 * Bamboo Root- "This would do better in the ground."
 * Bamboo- "A plant with many uses."
 * Viney Bush (normal & burning)- "Makes fine materials for construction."
 * Snake Den (normal & burning)- "The sanctuary of those reptiles."
 * Viney Bush (burnt)- "Rather a shame."
 * Snake Den (burnt)- "Haw! That's one way to smoke them out!"
 * Viney Bush (stump)- "I trust the vines will grow again."
 * Snake Den (stump)- "They'll not be hiding in there again!"
 * Viney Bush Root- "This would do better in the ground."
 * Vine- "Vegetation with a multitude of uses."
 * Mangrove (normal, burning, and stump)- "It's quite water-logged. Haw haw!"
 * Mangrove (burnt)- "Rather curious how it could have burnt on the water."
 * Grass (water)- "Rather sodden."
 * Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "That tree looks quite bright."
 * Seaweed (planted and picked)- "It should germinate soon."
 * Tidal Plant- "Rather ordinary."

Hamlet

 * Claw Palm Tree (normal, burning, burnt, & stump)- "It rather looks like a hand."
 * Cork- "It's quite light."
 * Rainforest Tree- "A lovely tree, to be sure."
 * Rainforest Tree (burning)- "I say! That's a bit of danger."
 * Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Well, there's nothing for it now."
 * Rainforest Tree (stump)- "Chops up quite nicely."
 * Tea Tree (normal, burning, burnt, stump)- "Perhaps one may cultivate tea leaves."
 * Seed Pod- "A fine tea tree artifact."
 * Tea Tree Sapling- "Still in its juvenile state."
 * Tuber Tree & Blooming Tuber Tree- "Requires something other than an axe to chop that."
 * Tall Grass- "Rather tenacious grass."
 * Exotic Flower- "Ah! A bit of beauty is most welcome."
 * Aloe (planted)- "Ah... An ancient medicinal plant."
 * Asparagus (planted)- "Wild asparagus! What a find!"
 * Radish (planted)- "I do believe that's a radish!"

Base Game

 * Beehive- "Rather bustling."
 * Killer Bee Hive- "Pesky creatures!"
 * Honeycomb- "Rather sweet."
 * Hound Mound- "You never know what one may find in a midden."
 * Bones- "Clearly the work of a predator."
 * Touch Stone- "A restorative stone."
 * Obelisk (sane, up)- "Sobering."
 * Obelisk (sane, down)- "It has disappeared into the ground."
 * Obelisk (insane, up)- "I feel quite unsound."
 * Obelisk (insane, down)- "Rather ominous looking but it's just a stone."
 * Harp Statue- "I say! That's a rather ornate monument!"
 * Marble Pillar- "I say, it's quite sturdy."
 * Marble- "Rather opulent!"
 * Rundown House- "I should like to study this society."
 * Merm Head- "Bah! Signs of a savage society."
 * Pig Head- "It appears there are warring societies here."
 * Pig Torch- "Rather crude construction."
 * Basalt- "Rather impervious, I'm afraid."
 * Boulder- "Ah! Nothing like a bit of geology to soothe the soul."
 * Rocks- "They could contain fossils!"
 * Flint- "A useful bit of rock."
 * Nitre- "I say! This can be made into gunpowder!"
 * Gold Nugget- "I say, this brings a shine to my eye!"
 * Grave- "Rather morose."
 * Grave (dug)- "Ghoulish."
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Worth a closer examination."
 * Animal Track- "Aha! I've got the trail."
 * Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Zounds! I've lost the trail."
 * Animal Track (found)- "Egads! Rather large beasts are lurking."
 * Wooden Thing- "Quite an arcane device."
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "It's lacking something..."
 * Wooden Thing (locked)- "I shall discover the key."
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I say! It appears to be doing...something!"
 * Ring Thing- "I say! That looks valuable."
 * Crank Thing- "A gadget of some sort."
 * Box Thing- "What sort of apparatus is this?"
 * Metal Potato Thing- "A contraption of some sort."
 * Worm Hole- "I wonder what treasures lay within."
 * Worm Hole (open)- "Bah! It's fetid."
 * Worm Hole (exited)- "A bit of unpleasantness."
 * Pond- "One wonders what lies within its depths."
 * Skeleton- "One never knows what secrets a skeleton keeps."
 * Spider Den- "Rather dank in there."
 * Spider Eggs- "Repulsive."
 * Rabbit Hole- "Rather dark in there."
 * Walrus Camp- "The camp of marine mammals."
 * Walrus Camp (empty)- "An abandoned camp."
 * Sunken Boat- "I say! Are there survivors, I wonder?"
 * Sunken Boat (empty)- "Quite abandoned, I'm afraid."
 * Flotsam- "How does one go about getting that...?"

Reign of Giants

 * Ice- "Should come in handy in the summer months."
 * Mini Glacier- "A piece of frozen water."
 * Mini Glacier (melted)- "Just water now."
 * Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Blimey, the trail is lost."
 * Burrow- "Aha! I've found its home."
 * Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Blast! It's not rabbiting season."
 * Rundown House (burnt)- "A pity. Now I cannot study it."
 * Merm Head (burnt)- "I can't say I'm bothered by that."
 * Pig Head (burnt)- "Bah! Completely unneccessary carnage!"
 * Hollow Stump- "Fascinating! It's the home of those cat fellows."
 * Hollow Stump (empty)- "It's empty. Pity."
 * Glommer's Statue- "A fascinating shrine to a flying beast."
 * Glommer's Statue (mined)- "Oh phooey, it's been cleaned out."
 * Skeleton (self)- "I feel a chill."
 * Sunken Boat (burnt)- "Quite worthless in this state."

Shipwrecked

 * Crabbit Den- "Rather damp within."
 * Crabbit Den (collapsed)- "
 * Fishermerm's Hut- "The den of those curious fish creatures."
 * Merm Hut- "
 * Merm Hut (burnt)- "
 * Shoal- "Quite an aquatic motley below!"
 * Wobster Den- "Rather damp within."
 * Coral Reef- "Charming!"
 * Coral- "A rather handsome plant."
 * Coral Larva- "Hardly worth the effort."
 * Limpet Rock- "It's rather overrun by mollusks."
 * Limpet Rock (withered)- "
 * Limpet Rock (picked)- "Cleared of its parasites."
 * Magma Pile- "Quite the geological formation!"
 * Magma Pile (gold)- "I do believe I spy some gold within."
 * Krissure- "Quite unstable!"
 * Steamer Trunk- "Proper travelling luggage."
 * Sandy Pile- "Not terribly exciting."
 * Sand- "Of a good grain."
 * Sharkitten Den- "The sanctuary of those adorable predators."
 * Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "I can't help but think I'm missing something."
 * Volcano- "Magnificent!"
 * Dragoon Egg- "Not unlike an egg."
 * Suspicious Bubbles- "The artifact of a sea creature's passing."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "Bah! I've lost the trail!"
 * Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "A leviathan lurks nearby."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "Blasted waves! The trail is lost!"
 * Tar Slick- "A good source of fuel, I should think."
 * Tar- "I used to have domestics for dealing with this."
 * Tar Trap- "Quite a sticky situation. Haw haw!"
 * Tidal Pool- "There are plenty of fish in that pool!"
 * Lava Pool- "Quite balmy."
 * Mussels- "I say! There are creatures down there."
 * Mussels (with stick)- "Rather tedious waiting for the harvest."
 * Slot Machine- "Shall I try my luck?"
 * Electric Isosceles- "Bewildering!"
 * Octo Chest- "I do believe there are treasures within."
 * Debris- "Is there no one here to tidy up?!"
 * Crate- "There could be something of value in there."
 * Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "Artifacts of a barbaric culture."
 * Seashell (normal & beached)- "A common seashell."
 * Poisonous Hole- "I should like to avoid that."
 * Gunpowder Barrel- "That would make quite an ebullient hunting instrument."
 * X Marks the Spot- "Huzzah! There are treasures within!"
 * Rawling- "I say, old chap. You're quite vocal."
 * Watery Grave- "Seems a shame to leave that out there."
 * Wreck- "A shame."
 * Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "This is only part of a whole."
 * Grassy Thing- "One assumes this connects to something."
 * Screw Thing- "Quite unusual!"
 * Wooden Potato Thing- "I say! It's a transcendental tuber!"
 * Ring Thing- "Used for something, I should think."

Hamlet

 * Stone Slab (normal & flipped)- "One never knows what one may find underneath."
 * Dung Pile- "One finds the oddest things!"
 * Dung Ball- "Ra-ther!"
 * Thundernest (with Thunderbird & empty)- "A fine avian artifact."
 * Iron Hulk (head, inactive & active)- "I say, that's a curious sight!"
 * Iron Hulk (hand, inactive & active)- "Seems part of a whole."
 * Iron Hulk (ribcage, inactive & active)- "Huzzah! A metal artifact!"
 * Iron Hulk (foot, inactive & active)- "Rather missing the rest of it."
 * Iron Ore- "A fine mineral specimen."
 * Sparkling Pool- "
 * Gold Dust- "A fine dusting of gold."
 * Gnat Mound- "An abode for those bothersome insects."
 * Quarry Lodgings- "
 * Secret Bandit Camp- "
 * Cave Cleft- "
 * Ruinous Entrance- "
 * Mant Hill- "I say! They have their own form of colonizing."
 * Crumbling Brazier- "
 * Crumbling Visage- "

Base Game

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "I say, that must lead somewhere."
 * Sinkhole (generic)- "Huzzah! It leads somewhere!"
 * Sinkhole (open)- "Plenty of discoveries in there, I should think."
 * Exit to Surface (generic)- "It appears to be a way out."
 * Exit to Surface (open)- "Shall I?"
 * Red Mushtree- "A flourishing fungus."
 * Green Mushtree- "A tiny tree of toxin."
 * Blue Mushtree- "A towering fungal atrocity."
 * Light Flower- "A rather luminous flower."
 * Light Bulb- "Rather enlightening, but I shant eat that raw."
 * Stalagmite (normal & pointy)- "No doubt the Geological Society would find that interesting."
 * Spilagmite- "Aha! I have discovered a spider den."
 * Slurtle Mound- "Rather dingy in there."
 * Splumonkey Pod- "It smells rather like those barbaric creatures."
 * Fern- "A bit of decoration."
 * Foliage- "Rather bland bit of leafage."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "Curious how these can grow down here..."
 * Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "I say, that's rather gauche!"

Base Game

 * Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "I say, that must lead somewhere."
 * Ruins Sinkhole- "Plenty of discoveries in there, I should think."
 * Ancient Statue- "A pity it doesn't put up much of a fight."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Only half formed. I should like to see it whole."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "A superb monument from a savage civilization."
 * Algae- "Rather useless plant matter."
 * Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "I'm afraid it's reached its endgame."
 * Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "It's been fianchettoed!"
 * Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "No doubt sacrificed to protect the king."
 * Relic- "I say! This is quite fascinating!"
 * Relic (broken)- "Bah! One can't study it like this!"
 * Thulecite Fragments- "Huzzah! These look quite intriguing!"
 * Cave Lichen- "Rather prefer these cooked."
 * Ornate Chest- "A gilded chest. How lavish!"
 * Large Ornate Chest- "One hopes the treasure within is as ornate."
 * Nightmare Light- "Vibrantly unsettling."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Workbench- "I say! That will come in handy."
 * Coffee Plant- "I prefer tea."
 * Coffee Plant (picked)- "I'm afraid it's been picked over."
 * Coffee Plant (barren)- "Rather outlived its usefulness."
 * Coffee Plant (withered)- "Could do with a touch of fertilizer."
 * Coffee Plant (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
 * Elephant Cactus- "Not the most welcoming plant."
 * Elephant Cactus (withered)- "
 * Elephant Cactus Stump- "Not as bristly in this state."
 * Elephant Cactus (held)- "A rare plant, to be sure."
 * Cactus Spike- "The barbed projectiles of those prickly cacti."
 * Obsidian Boulder- "I say! It is rather durable."
 * Obsidian- "Rather inflammatory."
 * Charcoal Boulder- "Quite resilient as a source of fuel."
 * Burnt Ash Tree- "I say! That is a hardy bit of foliage."
 * Dragoon Saliva- "Fiery sputum!"
 * Woodlegs' Cage- "A buccaneer, if I'm not mistaken."
 * Woodlegs (free)- "
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "Huzzah! An ancient artifact to examine!"
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "Fascinating! It still functions!"
 * Volcano (exit)- "An egress from this balmy neighborhood."

Base Game

 * Clockwork Knight- "You'll not fork me, knight!"
 * Clockwork Bishop- "I say, a chess match does sound like jolly good fun."
 * Clockwork Rook- "A roaming turret!"
 * Damaged Knight- "Quite a knightmare!"
 * Damaged Bishop- "A ghoulish game piece!"
 * Damaged Rook- "A ghastly turret!"
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Hummph? What's that?"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "Huzzah! Show yourself!"
 * Hound- "I say! That's a monstrous mongrel!"
 * Red Hound- "I say! Infernal creature!"
 * Blue Hound- "I say! That's a chilling quadruped!"
 * Hound's Tooth- "The artifact of a rather intimidating creature."
 * Spider- "Rather aggressive!"
 * Spider Warrior- "He seems guarded."
 * Spider (sleeping)- "I've caught it napping."
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Rather useless as a guard just now."
 * Spider (dead)- "Conquered."
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "It has been bested!"
 * Spider Gland- "Vile!"
 * Silk- "It's quite a fine cloth!"
 * Krampus- "Bah! Humbug!"
 * Krampus Sack- "A rather festive satchel."
 * Merm- "I say! I wonder what a piscine civilization looks like."
 * Frog- "Rather skittery!"
 * Frog (sleeping)- "I'll not disturb it."
 * Frog (dead)- "Ah. Reminds me of my dissecting days."
 * Tentacle- "I say! A monster from the depths!"
 * Tentacle Spike- "A boorish animal artifact."
 * Tentacle Spots- "A rather eccentric animal artifact."
 * Big Tentacle- "Presumably it's attached to something?"
 * Baby Tentacle- "Rather unwieldy!"
 * Guardian Pig- "I say, old chap! What are you guarding?"
 * Werepig- "I say! He's rather hirsute."
 * Ghost- "Bah! Ghastly!"
 * MacTusk- "I say! He looks jaunty!"
 * Wee MacTusk- "I say! He looks like a jaunty fellow!"
 * Walrus Tusk- "Ancient societies often find uses for tusks."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "I feel at the top o' my game!"
 * Mosquito- "Blasted bugs! Away with you!"
 * Mosquito (held)- "Rather less annoying when captured."
 * Mosquito Sack- "Makes things a touch more sanguine."
 * Nearby Mosquitoes- "Bah! There are mosquitos about."
 * Cave Spider- "Shy little fellow."
 * Spitter- "I say! That's rather rude!"
 * Batilisk- "I say! They'll drive one batty!"
 * Meat Bulb- "Alluring!"
 * Fleshy Bulb- "I say! I could plant it!"
 * Eyeplant- "Ra-ther! It's quite ghoulish!"
 * Slurper- "Rather parasitic."
 * Slurper Pelt- "I say! A pelt could be quite useful!"
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "An abseiling arachnid!"
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "That was rather unexpected!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "I believe it's just a plant."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Rather odd..."

Reign of Giants

 * Varg- "I say! A wild dog!"
 * Poison Birchnut Tree (normal & stump)- "I say! That tree has acquired an eyeball!"
 * Birchnutter- "I say! That vegetation is mobile!"

Shipwrecked

 * Crocodog- "Horrifying cur!"
 * Yellow Crocodog- "I say, old chap, you can keep your poison!"
 * Blue Crocodog- "A cur from the depths."
 * Floaty Boaty Knight- "I say! A sea horse!"
 * Flup (normal and in ground)- "Eye say!"
 * Eyeshot- "Eye say!"
 * Pirate Ghost- "I say, old chap! Don't hurt me."
 * Poison Mosquito (normal & held)- "Bah! Diseased creatures!"
 * Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Has medicinal uses, if I'm not mistaken."
 * Snake- "I say! A snake!"
 * Poison Snake- "I'd rather not be poisoned, thank you!"
 * Snakeskin- "A serpentine artifact."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous)- "
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "
 * Sea Hound- "I say! That's an ominous looking dorsal fin."
 * Stink Ray- "I say! That's a rather putrid predator!"
 * Swordfish- "You'll not run me through!"
 * White Whale- "From hell's heart I stab at thee!"
 * White Whale Carcass- "Bah! It's rather rank!"
 * Dragoon- "Quite fiery, that one."

Hamlet

 * Ancient Spirit- "A phantasmic porker!"
 * Giant Grub- "
 * Gnat Swarm- "I do hope they don't bite."
 * Hanging Vine- "Quite common in the jungle, I'm afraid."
 * Mant Warrior- "I should like to study that chap more."
 * Masked Pig- "I say! He's after my money!"
 * Swashy Hat- "Certainly a way to hide oneself."
 * Bandit Stash Map- "Ah. I do enjoy a good treasure hunt."
 * Poison Dartfrog- "A poisonous pollywog!"
 * Rabid Beetle- "Virulent vermin!"
 * Scorpion- "I say! A stinging seditionist!"
 * Snaptooth Seedling- "I say! There's no need for such behaviour!"
 * Snaptooth Flytrap- "Rather ornery fellow!"
 * Spider Monkey- "I say! An atrocious hybrid!"
 * Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "Rather bothersome still."
 * Spider Monkey (dead)- "Bad breeding has been snuffed out!"
 * Vampire Bat- "Entirely too sanguine for my tastes!"
 * Pig Skin?- "Rather odd mishmash of bat and pig hide."
 * Weevole- "Blasted bugs!"
 * Weevole Carapace- "Artifact from those blasted bugs."

Base Game

 * Beefalo- "I say, that is quite the hide!"
 * Beefalo (follower)- "I seem to have picked up a straggler."
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "Lethargic."
 * Beefalo (naked)- "Haw haw! It's quite amusing shaved like that."
 * Beefalo Wool- "A souvenir."
 * Beefalo Horn- "A rather useful trophy."
 * Baby Beefalo- "Rather captivating."
 * Nearby Bees- "The bees are stirring."
 * Bee- "They're rather busy!"
 * Killer Bee- "Rather pokey insects."
 * Bee (held)- "Its humming is rather tedious."
 * Killer Bee (held)- "Captured for future use."
 * Stinger- "The artifact from a bee."
 * Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Rather curious porcine humanoid."
 * Pig (follower)- "I have acquired a party."
 * Pig (dead)- "I say!"
 * Pig Skin- "Rather useful in many civilizations."
 * Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I say! It's an upright cuniculus!"
 * Bunny Puff- "A gluteal artifact."
 * Koalefant- "I say! That's a rare beast!"
 * Winter Koalefant- "I say! That trunk would make a cozy vest."
 * Pengull- "They appear quite organized."
 * Rock Lobster- "I say! He seems craggy!"
 * Slurtle- "Curious, it's shell is an ancient helm!"
 * Snurtle- "A well armoured source of slime."
 * Slurtle Slime- "Glutinous and illuminating."
 * Broken Shell- "Bother! It shattered."
 * Shelmet- "I feel rather Grecian."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "Quite durable!"
 * Splumonkey- "I say, throwing poop is rather uncivilized!"

Reign of Giants

 * Buzzard- "Ah! A carrion bird!"
 * Catcoon- "I'm rather wary of those creatures."
 * Cat Tail- "A fine memento of the hunt."
 * Volt Goat- "I say! I do like those horns."
 * Volt Goat (charged)- "Huzzah! A buzzing young buck!"
 * Volt Goat Horn- "Rather electrifying!"

Shipwrecked

 * Blue Whale- "Thar she blows!"
 * Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "Bah! It's rather rank!"
 * Bottlenose Ballphin- "I wonder if it's friendly."
 * Dorsal Fin- "An admirable artifact to show off ones sea conquests."
 * Jellyfish (normal & held)- "One hopes they aren't poisonous."
 * Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping and follower)- "I say! A producer of sodden manure."
 * Horn- "An ivory artifact!"
 * Prime Ape- "Ah! The leader of the homin society."
 * Wildbore- "I say! This one takes a hirsute form!"

Hamlet

 * Elder Mandrake- "Rather noisy fellow."
 * Hippopotamoose- "A herculean hippo!"
 * Mant- "I should like to study that chap more."
 * Mant (sleeping)- "Completely defenseless."
 * Mant (dead)- "Not a surprise."
 * Platapine- "Rather prickly fellow."
 * Pog- "What a jaunty little fellow."
 * Royal Guard- "I shall endeavor to behave."

Base Game

 * Butterfly- "A first rate addition to a butterfly collection."
 * Butterfly (held)- "One wishes one had a killing jar..."
 * Crow- "Ah! A corvus!"
 * Redbird- "Rather paltry."
 * Snowbird- "Handsome."
 * Crow, Redbird, & Snowbird (held)- "A bird in the hand..."
 * Jet & Crimson Feather- "A feathered artifact."
 * Azure Feather- "A handsome feathered artifact."
 * Gobbler- "Rather noisy bird."
 * Eye Bone- "Quite an amalgamation."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "I say, is it...sleeping?"
 * Eye Bone (ashes)- "The artifact of a captivating bone."
 * Chester- "I seem to have picked up a pet."
 * Rabbit and Beardling- "I say! Is it rabbiting season?"
 * Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Captured!"
 * Fireflies- "I should like to capture those."
 * Fireflies (held)- "Rather useful, these."
 * Mandrake (planted)- "Quite a cacophony!"
 * Mandrake (follower)- "Infernal caterwauling!"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "More pleasant to be around like this."
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Simple yet satisfying."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "I say, I finally have a bit of peace and quiet."

Reign of Giants

 * Glommer (normal & sleeping)- "I say, old chap, what do you want?"
 * Glommer's Flower- "The smell has a bit of an after taste to it."
 * Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "The smell isn't nearly as unpleasant now."
 * Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "A pity. I should've liked to study that."
 * Glommer's Wings- "I rather miss that beast."
 * Glommer's Goop- "A bit of messy business."
 * Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "I believe a beast is hiding under there."
 * Moleworm (aboveground)- "You little rascal..."
 * Moleworm (held)- "Huzzah! I've caught it."

Shipwrecked

 * Bioluminescence- "A rather curious bug!"
 * Crabbit and Beardling (normal & held)- "A crustaceous curiousity!"
 * Shifting Sands- "Show yourself!"
 * Dogfish- "A water cur!"
 * Sharkitten- "I'll not fall victim to your endearing eyes!"
 * Fishbone- "A rather odd acquisition."
 * Fishbone (Packim dead)- "
 * Fishbone (ashes)- "
 * Packim Baggims- "I seem to have picked up a flying pet."
 * Rainbow Jellyfish- "I say! This one's variegated!"
 * Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "I say! That's a fine catch!"
 * Parrot (normal & held)- "Beatiful plummage."
 * Parrot Pirate (normal & held)- "I say! A piratical parrot!"
 * Cormorant (normal & held)- "A watery fowl."
 * Seagull (normal & held)- "I say! A sea bird."
 * Seagull (in water & held)- "I say! A sea bird! On the sea!."
 * Toucan (normal & held)- "That beak is quite fascinating."
 * Doydoy (normal & held)- "I say! I thought these were hunted to extinction."
 * Doydoy Nest- "Where have its occupants run off to?"
 * Doydoy Feather- "A feathered artifact."
 * Doydoy Egg- "I should cook this up with a rasher of bacon."
 * Hatching Doydoy Egg- "Cracking!"
 * Fried Doydoy Egg- "A simple meal."
 * Baby Doydoy (normal & held)- "Quite naive!"
 * Teen Doydoy- "
 * Teen Doydoy (held)- "
 * Wobster- "Ah! A mid-Atlantic variation if I'm not mistaken."
 * Fishermerm- "I say! The member of an amphibious society!"

Hamlet

 * Banker- "I say, old chap, do you deal in coin?"
 * Beautician- "You may leave my mustache alone, thank you!"
 * Collector- "I say, old chap, I should like to see your wares."
 * Erudite- "I could do with some more esoteric items."
 * Farmer- "A pig farmer! Haw haw! That's rich!"
 * Florist- "Flowers do offer a bit of refinement to ones life."
 * Hatmaker- "I say! You're a rather blithesome creature!"
 * Hunter- "Have you any antique weapons perhaps?"
 * Mayor Truffleston- "The leader of this pig society."
 * Miner- "Ah! A purveyor of minerals."
 * Professor- "I say, old chap, what's your secret to long life?"
 * Pig Queen- "I should hope no one expects me to bow."
 * Shopkeep- "What wares have you today?"
 * Usher- "
 * Worker- "A pig mechanic! Will wonders never cease?"
 * Kingfisher (normal & held)- "A long-beaked lout!
 * Parrot (normal & held)- "Hello Mister Polly Parrot!"
 * Pigeon (normal & held)- "Blasted pests!""
 * Dung Beetle- "Too repugnant!"
 * Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "It's lost its dung."
 * Glowfly- "A phosphorescent fool!"
 * Pangolden- "A respendent specimen."
 * Peawgawk- "I say! Eyes!"
 * Peawgawk (hiding)- "A bush, nothing more."
 * Peawgawk (sleeping)- "Sleeping with its eyes open. Clever."
 * Peawgawk (dead)- "Eye say! It's quite dead. Haw haw!"
 * Peagawk Plume- "I say, this is a pleasant artifact."
 * Peep Hen- "Foolish fowl!"
 * Piko- "I say! A rabid rodent!"
 * Orange Piko- "I'm suddenly striken with a urge for tea."
 * Thunderbird- "I say! Rather interesting specimen."
 * Thunder Feather- "A rather decorative artifact."

Base Game

 * Tallbird- "A fantastic feathered monstrosity!"
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I say! That egg would make a fine breakfast."
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "It appears all its eggs have hatched."
 * Tallbird Egg- "The egg of those marvelous birds."
 * Fried Tallbird Egg- "Rather edible."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "I say! It appears to be hatching!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It's rather overheated."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Quite chilly just now."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "It's certainly taking its time."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Patience is a virtue."
 * Smallbird- "Quite dimunitive."
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Rather thin."
 * Smallbird (starving)- "I say! It looks famished!"
 * Smallish Tallbird- "A rather youthful fellow."
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "A bit peckish."
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Quite underfed."
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "I say, old chap, you insult me!

Base Game

 * Treeguard- "I say! He's rather combatative for a conifer!"
 * Treeguard (lumpy)- "A rather pitiful pine."
 * Spider Queen- "I say! She seems annoyed."
 * Spiderhat- "A horrifying hat!"
 * Deerclops- "I say! He looks quite irate!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "A first-rate trophy!"
 * Ancient Guardian- "I say! He rather doesn't want me to be here!"
 * Guardian's Horn- "A horn from that rather savage beast."

Reign of Giants

 * Bearger- "I say! You're a big fellow."
 * Thick Fur- "And what does one do with this?"
 * Moose/Goose- "Huzzah! A rare quarry."
 * Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "That is an egg of elephantine proportions."
 * Mosling- "Quite charming!"
 * Down Feather- "A meager trophy."
 * Dragonfly- "I say! You're quite beastly!"
 * Scales- "Quite iridescent."
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "Quite a choleric bit of fluid!"
 * Lava Spit (cool)- "Rather phlegmatic."

Shipwrecked

 * Palm Treeguard- "That palm tree has made itself portable!"
 * Quacken- "I've heard tell of such leviathans!"
 * Quacken Tentacle- "To arms!!"
 * Chest of the Depths- "Presumably there are treasures within."
 * Quacken Beak- "The artifact from a leviathan."
 * Sealnado (normal & seal form)- "Quite the weather we're having."
 * Sealnado (failed attack)- "
 * Turbine Blades- "Ones mind spins at its applications."
 * Magic Seal- "Huzzah! It's an artifact of some sort."
 * Tiger Shark- "Rather predatory!"
 * Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Presumably it grants one the thrill of the fight."
 * Shark Gills- "An unusual artifact from a predator."

Hamlet

 * Pugalisk- "Rather excitable fellow."
 * Snake Bone- "Ah. A nice reptilian artifact."
 * Queen Womant- "
 * Royal Crown- "

Base Game

 * Maxwell- "Rather arrogant chap."
 * Pig King- "Fascinting! I wonder if he'd be open to negotiations."
 * Wes (trapped)- "He's been trapped!"
 * Abigail- "

Reign of Giants

 * Bigfoot- "I say! That's alarming!"

Shipwrecked

 * Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Well, I can't say I'm glad about that."
 * Yaarctopus- "He looks like a gentleman one may barter with."

Hamlet

 * Maxameleon- "Rather odd fellow."

Base Game

 * Egg- "I do enjoy a good egg for breakfast."
 * Egg (cooked)- "A competent meal."
 * Meat- "I could use this as food!"
 * Cooked Meat- "Rather bland without some seasoning."
 * Jerky- "A light meal whilst on the hunt."
 * Morsel- "Properly prepared it might make for a tea time snack."
 * Cooked Morsel- "Would hardly qualify as a snack."
 * Small Jerky- "Rather useful for eating while on the move."
 * Monster Meat- "Rather grotesque."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "That does not look agreeable."
 * Monster Jerky- "Not fit for a civilized gentleman."
 * Leafy Meat- "Fascinating! Meat from agriculture."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "Quaint, but it'll do."
 * Drumstick- "A bit of meat in need of cooking."
 * Fried Drumstick- "Rather more tasty in this state."
 * Fish- "I've caught it!"
 * Cooked Fish- "Rather bland, but edible."
 * Eel- "A slippery fish."
 * Cooked Eel- "Tolerable, but not exquisite."
 * Koalefant Trunk & Winter Koalefant Trunk- "He'll not miss it."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I prefer to nose a good whiskey."
 * Frog Legs- "A delicacy when cooked."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Ah yes! Some cuisses de grenouille."
 * Batilisk Wing- "Ghastly!"
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Rather gamey."

Shipwrecked

 * Dead Dogfish- "A standard sized fish."
 * Dead Swordfish- "Its sword is no use to it now."
 * Tropical Fish- "Such beauty!"
 * Dead Jellyfish- "Properly conquered."
 * Cooked Jellyfish- "Not quite the delicacy one might hope."
 * Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "It's been defeated."
 * Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "Quite a colourful culinary concoction."
 * Dried Jellyfish- "Rather...malleable."
 * Raw Fish- "I'll not eat it like this."
 * "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "The strange artifact of a stranger civilization."
 * Fish Steak- "Rather bland, but edible."
 * Fish Morsel- "Almost not worth preparing."
 * Cooked Fish Morsel- "I'll save this for tea."
 * Limpets- "One can find food anywhere, I suppose."
 * Cooked Limpets- "Barely edible."
 * Mussel- "I do enjoy a good steamed mussel."
 * Cooked Mussel- "Moderately enjoyable."
 * Roe- "I say! They are rather fetid, aren't they."
 * Cooked Roe- "I should enjoy these as a nice caviar."
 * Neon Quattro- "Huzzah! I'll be eating you soon enough."
 * Cooked Neon Quattro- "I suppose it is better than eating it raw."
 * Pierrot Fish- "Huzzah! I've caught a quarry."
 * Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Adequate, but certainly not a culinary masterpiece."
 * Purple Grouper- "I say! You'll make a fine dinner."
 * Cooked Purple Grouper- "One really should expand ones diet with some flavouring."
 * Shark Fin- "A fine dorsal artifact."
 * Dead Wobster- "I do believe a lobster dinner is in order."
 * Delicious Wobster- "I do rather enjoy lobster."
 * Bile-Covered Slop- "I say! Rather too choleric for human consumption."
 * Dragoon Heart- "Quite a bit of meat on this."

Hamlet

 * Poison Dartfrog Legs- "Rather too venomous at the moment."
 * Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "I have doubts the poison has left."
 * Gummy Slug- "A gelatinous gnat."
 * Cooked Gummy Slug- "Really! Am I so destitute?"

Base Game

 * Berries- "Rather elementary. But perhaps one can add them to a recipe."
 * Roasted Berries- "A touch better than eating them raw."
 * Cave Banana- "I'll not eat it straight from the tree like that."
 * Cooked Cave Banana- "I do enjoy a nice cooked banana."
 * Dragon Fruit- "Rather more bland than it looks."
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "A touch more tasty like this."
 * Durian- "Bah! Odious fruit."
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Still odious but a touch more palatable."
 * Pomegranate- "A seedy fruit."
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Archaic, but edible."

Reign of Giants

 * Watermelon- "Quite enticing. But would be better cooked."
 * Grilled Watermelon- "Ahh... a delightful treat."

Shipwrecked

 * Banana- "I'll not eat it straight from the tree like that."
 * Cooked Banana- "I do enjoy a nice cooked banana."
 * Coconut- "Quite mundane."
 * Halved Coconut- "Would make a fine ingredient for a proper meal."
 * Roasted Coconut- "Exotic taste but a touch plebeian."

Base Game

 * Carrot (planted)- "Growing quite nicely."
 * Carrot- "I rather prefer them roasted."
 * Roasted Carrot- "Ahh. Good for the digestion."
 * Corn- "A nice corn dish would go great with dinner."
 * Popcorn- "Quite extraordinary!"
 * Eggplant- "Rather in need of roasting."
 * Braised Eggplant- "A bit of roasted vegetable is good for ones innards."
 * Pumpkin- "A stable vegetable."
 * Hot Pumpkin- "Hearty."
 * Red Cap- "Rather dangerous to mess with this fungus."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "Rather unsound to consume."
 * Green Cap- "A strange irrational fungus."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "Consuming cooked mushrooms is a tad more level headed."
 * Blue Cap- "Experimenting with fungus is rather audacious."
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "Quite intoxicating."
 * Glow Berry- "I say, this is a curious piece of fruit."
 * Lichen- "Rather prefer these cooked."

Reign of Giants

 * Cactus Flesh- "It will need to be properly prepared, of course."
 * Cooked Cactus Flesh- "A fair meal, but one can do better."
 * Cactus Flower- "I say! This would be exquisite in a salad."

Shipwrecked

 * Seaweed- "Quite sodden."
 * Roasted Seaweed- "Palatable, but just barely."
 * Dried Seaweed- "Serves a purpose."
 * Sweet Potato (planted)- "Germinating on schedule."
 * Sweet Potato- "A savory sweet."
 * Cooked Sweet Potato- "Quite filling but it could do with a touch of seasoning."
 * Coffee Beans- "Ah. Beans from the Arabia."
 * Roasted Coffee Beans- "Quite an invigorating smell."

Hamlet

 * Aloe- "Is one expected to eat it raw?"
 * Cooked Aloe- "One must make do."
 * Asparagus- "One must always eat one's vegetables."
 * Cooked Asparagus- "Rather pungent smell."
 * Bean Bugs- "A bug bean."
 * Cooked Bean Bugs- "One hopes one is above eating such things."
 * Lotus Flower- "One must make time for beauty."
 * Cooked Lotus Root- "Quite a pleasant taste."
 * Nettle- "Ah! Clears ones sinuses."
 * Radish- "Perhaps one can add it to a salad."
 * Cooked Radish- "A vegetable side dish."
 * Tuber- "Doesn't look ripe at all."
 * Fried Tuber- "Still rather inedible."
 * Blooming Tuber- "Ripe enough to eat."
 * Fried Blooming Tuber- "I prefer something a little more sophisticated."

Base Game

 * Bacon and Eggs- "Eggs and a rasher of bacon does improve ones constitution."
 * Butter Muffin- "An ornate bit of baking."
 * Dragonpie- "Pie for desert. How urbane!"
 * Fishsticks- "A bit of refined food."
 * Fish Tacos- "Quite worldly."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "Ahh. Like grand-mama used to make."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "Thank goodness for the Earl's invention."
 * Fruit Medley- "A wide assortment of fruit."
 * Honey Ham- "A proper meal for the properly civilized."
 * Honey Nuggets- "A sweet treat."
 * Kabobs- "Meat on a stick. What a novel idea!"
 * Mandrake Soup- "Invigorating!"
 * Meatballs- "Ahh. A proper meal."
 * Meaty Stew- "Quite hardy."
 * Monster Lasagna- "I prefer my meals sans hair, thank you."
 * Pierogi- "Quite savory."
 * Powdercake- "Bah! It's barely fit for an animal!"
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "I say! What a treat!"
 * Ratatouille- "A proper meal."
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "Quite delectable."
 * Taffy- "I do enjoy a bit of toffee."
 * Turkey Dinner- "I should like this with some figgy pudding."
 * Unagi- "I say! Rather enjoyable when prepared this way."
 * Waffles- "A Belgian delicacy!"
 * Wet Goop- "Bah! Quite inedible."

Reign of Giants

 * Flower Salad- "Nothing like a salad to invigorate ones soul."
 * Guacamole- "A tad zesty."
 * Ice Cream- "I say, this is a bit of a treat."
 * Melonsicle- "A fine saccharine delicacy."
 * Spicy Chili- "Ho ho! That is quite piquant!"
 * Trail Mix- "Good for the constitution."

Shipwrecked

 * Banana Pop- "One must remember to treat oneself occasionally."
 * Bisque- "Quite refined."
 * California Roll- "A rather tasty exotic meal."
 * Ceviche- "Fit for a gentleman."
 * Coffee- "I prefer tea."
 * Jelly-O Pop- "A properly prepared popsicle."
 * Lobster Bisque- "Quite delightful!"
 * Lobster Dinner- "A meal for sophisticates such as myself."
 * Seafood Gumbo- "A miscellany of magnificence!"
 * Shark Fin Soup- "I say! I rather enjoy eating this."
 * Surf 'n' Turf- "Ahh. Nothing like the classics."
 * Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Reminds me of vacationing in French countryside."
 * Monster Tartare- "Bah! A gentleman has his standards!"
 * Mussel Bouillabaise- "Ah! A fine meal fit for a gentleman such as myself."
 * Sweet Potato Souffle- "I say! This meal is rather yammy!"
 * Caviar- "One must indulge in the finer things to keep up ones spirits."
 * Tropical Bouillabaisse- "Rather refined bit of dinner, if I do say so myself."

Hamlet

 * Asparagus Soup- "
 * Feijoada- "
 * Gummy Cake- "
 * Hard Shell Tacos- "
 * Iced Tea- "
 * Nettle Rolls- "
 * Snake Bone Soup- "A sufficient broth."
 * Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "
 * Steamed Ham Sandwich- "
 * Tea- "Ah. A nice cup of tea."

Base Game

 * Seeds- "I should plant these."
 * Carrot Seeds- "It would behoove me to plant this in a garden."
 * Corn Seeds- "I do enjoy growing corn."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "I should plant these."
 * Durian Seeds- "Seeds of the odious fruit."
 * Eggplant Seeds- "I should like to plant these."
 * Pomegranate Seeds- "This will grow some pomegranates."
 * Pumpkin Seeds- "Seeds for a pumpkin."
 * Toasted Seeds- "Barely suitable for tea time."
 * Honey- "Nectar of the gods!"
 * Butterfly Wings- "Charming!"
 * Butter- "A dab of butter makes it better."
 * Rot- "Blast! It's gone bad!"
 * Rotten Egg- "Odious!"

Reign of Giants

 * Roasted Birchnut- "Ah, a cooked snack."
 * Electric Milk- "Invigorating!"
 * Watermelon Seeds- "Watermelon would make a fine treat."

Shipwrecked

 * Blubber- "Gelatinous fuel."
 * Brainy Matter- "Haw! What a clever rock."
 * Sweet Potato Seeds- "I should plant these."

Hamlet

 * Cooked Seed Pod- "
 * Flytrap Stalk- "
 * Nectar- "
 * Magic Water- "

Base Game

 * Blueprint- "This shall be put to good use."
 * Gears- "Rather practical for clockwork contraptions."
 * Ashes- "Rather ashen."
 * Ashes of item- "Bah! There's nothing left to study!"
 * Red Gem- "A torrid gem."
 * Blue Gem- "Chilling beauty."
 * Yellow Gem- "Looks like a bit of amber."
 * Green Gem- "Huzzah! A jade jackpot!"
 * Orange Gem- "I say! This gem appears quite valuable."
 * Beard Hair- "I say, this is boorish!"
 * Manure- "I say! That's repugnant."
 * Guano- "My word!"
 * Melty Marbles- "I didn't lose them after all. Haw Haw!"
 * Fake Kazoo- "What sort of artifact is this?"
 * Gord's Knot- "Looks rather Phrygian!"
 * Gnome- "A gnomatic artifact."
 * Tiny Rocketship- "What kind of artifact is this?"
 * Frazzled Wires- "If there were a trading post I could trade this for something."
 * Ball and Cup- "Haw haw! What fun!"
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "I should like a nice soak in the tub."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "I've no need for buttons, but I suppose someone might."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "What a chattering artifact!"
 * Lying Robot- "The artifact of a miniature automaton!"
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "A cephalopodic artifact!"
 * Dwarf Star- "An illuminating artifact!"

Reign of Giants

 * Webber's Skull- "Alas, poor... Yorick?"
 * Bone Shards- "I prefer to study whole bones."
 * Old Bell Blueprint- "I say, this looks rather deadly!"

Shipwrecked

 * Venom Gland- "Quite useful on one's scrapes and bruises."
 * Dubloons- "Nothing like having a bit of coin in one's pocket."
 * Hail- "Now really! One should clean up after oneself."
 * Message in a Bottle- "Thank goodness! I was afraid the mail wasn't getting through."
 * Spoiled Fish- "Rather putrid."
 * Snake Oil- "I'll not be fooled again!"
 * Harpoon- "
 * Trident- "Rather classical weapon."
 * Peg Leg- "Really! This is hardly treasure."
 * Orange Soda- "A tin canister?!"
 * Voodoo Doll- "The artifact of some ancient culture, no doubt!"
 * Ukulele- "A rather musical treasure."
 * License Plate- "Ancient script perhaps?"
 * Ancient Vase- "A pity it's been broken."
 * Brain Cloud Pill- "Absolutely mind-boggling."
 * Wine Bottle Candle- "A pity it was not full of something stronger than wax."
 * Broken AAC Device- "An automaton not fit for the sea."
 * One True Earring- "Quite a treasure!"
 * Old Boot- "I'm afraid it's not my style."
 * Sextant- "A civilized tool!"
 * Toy Boat- "I have doubts as to its seaworthiness."
 * Soaked Candle- "A pity it was not full of something stronger than wax."
 * Sea Worther- "An automaton not fit for the sea."
 * Iron Key- "I say! This has got to unlock something!"
 * Bone Key- "I've found the key! To... something!"
 * Golden Key- "I shall have to discover the lock."
 * Tarnished Crown- "I say! I wonder whom this belongs to."

Hamlet

 * Oinc- "This puts my mind at ease."
 * Tenpiece Oinc- "I do admit, I prefer a bit of coin in my pocket."
 * Clippings- "Really! Does one have to keep everything?"
 * Lost Idol- "
 * Lost Totem- "
 * Relic Fragment- "
 * Pherostone- "Huzzah! Rather makes communication easier."
 * Alloy- "I say! That's useful."
 * Chitin- "Rather inferior quality."
 * Stalking Stick- "
 * Security Contract- "I say! One may hire a hunting party with this."
 * Deed of home ownership- "Finally, some civility."
 * Regal Scepter- "I am more deserving of this than most."
 * Royal Gallery Key- "
 * Key to the City- "
 * Can of Silly String- "

Base Game

 * Failed- "You have bested me, sir!"
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "Quite refined."
 * Divining Rod- "A sophisticated bit of equipment."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "Barely transmitting a hum."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "The quarry is near!"
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "I'm quite close!"
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "It's around here somewhere!"
 * Divining Rod Holder- "Looks rather sophisticated."
 * Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "I'm afraid it needs a key to work."
 * Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "It's functioning!"
 * Maxwell's Door- "Always up for a bit of adventure."
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "I prefer a robust military march."
 * Maxwell's Light- "Curious device."
 * Maxwell Statue- "Harrumph. A man not worthy of a statue, if you ask me."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "Harrumph. Rather gauche."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "
 * Sick Worm Hole- "I say, it looks a little under the weather."
 * Nightmare Lock- "I shall have to locate the key!"
 * Nightmare Throne- "A tad grandiose for my taste."
 * Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "Rather ghoulish."
 * Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "I say, she's rather grisly."
 * Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "A ghastly automaton."

Base Game

 * Generic- "It seems I'm not able."
 * Freedom- "Unfettered at last!"
 * Freezing- "A tad chilly out, don't you think?"
 * Turning Winter- "
 * Battlecry- "Huzzah! To arms!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "I shall eat well tonight!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "I shall defend my honour!"
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "Prepare to meet your doom!"
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "For King and Country!"
 * Leaving combat- "I'll live to fight another day!"
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "I grant you one more day of life."
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "Rather prefer to keep my skin!"
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "Rather more interested in survival, thank you!"
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Run away! Run away!"
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "The bees are stirring."
 * Dusk- "I say, I'd best set up camp."
 * Entering light- "Rather more pleasant in the light."
 * Entering darkness- "Blasted dark! I can't see!"
 * Doing things in the dark- "One can't see in this!"
 * Failed to do something- "It seems I'm not able."
 * Failed to craft something- "Bah! What could I be missing...?"
 * Failed to give something- "
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "Plenty of time for sleep tonight."
 * Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "Neither the time nor the place for sleep."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'll sleep after a proper meal."
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "Bah! No time for sleep. I need my wits about me."
 * Trying to give item to a busy mob- "Seems a bit preoccupied just now."
 * Trying to give item to a dead mob- "A bit too late for gifts, I'm afraid."
 * Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Perhaps when they're awake."
 * Not enough fertilizer- "Bah! I'm afraid it requires more manure."
 * Hounds are coming- "There are beasts lurking..."
 * Deerclops is coming- "I say! That fellow looks irate!"
 * Inventory full- "I'm afraid I can't carry a single thing more."
 * Can't rummage (generic)- "Harrumph. I'm not doing that."
 * Can't store (generic/full)- "No more room, I'm afraid."
 * Can't store (invalid item)- "It's not the proper place for that."
 * Can't cook (generic)- "Mastery of the culinary arts occasionally eludes me."
 * Can't cook (too far)- "Perhaps if I'm a bit closer..."
 * Can't write on sign (generic)- "I'll not scribble a word on that!"
 * Eating- "Exquisite!"
 * Eating (stale food)- "Not the most savory meal."
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "Horrid!"
 * Eating (painful food)- "I'd best avoid that in the future."
 * Hungry- "I'm feeling rather peckish."
 * Triggered trap- "Huzzah! A trap has sprung!"
 * Object broken, fixable- "Should be easy enough to repair."
 * Earthquake- "A slight tremblor."

Reign of Giants

 * Lightning miss- "Egads! That was close."
 * Overheating- "This heat is sweltering."
 * Tree Shelter- "Ah. The tree cover provides some respite."
 * Wetness (low)- "It's quite sodden."
 * Wetness (medium)- "A touch drizzly today."
 * Wetness (high)- "Quite the downpour..."
 * Wetness (highest)- "I'm drenched!"
 * Dropping tool while wet- "Well, that got away from me."
 * Smoldering Item- "
 * Burnt- "I say! That's a tad singed."
 * Giant arrival- "I say! That fellow looks irate!"
 * Trying to sleep on fire- "Now is not the time for slumber."

Shipwrecked

 * Volcano eruption warning- "
 * Volcano eruption- "Well there's a bit of excitement!"
 * Sea Hounds are coming- "I don't like the looks of that dorsal fin."
 * Crocodogs are coming- "There are beasts lurking..."
 * Sealnado is coming- "I say! That fellow looks irate!"
 * Map border approaching- "The fog is rather thick today."
 * Entering map border- "I seem to have gotten lost."
 * Exiting map border- "At last the fog has lifted. But where am I now?"
 * Riding wave- "That was a bit of luck."
 * Boat losing durability- "Gadzooks! I'm taking on water!"
 * Boat leak- "Well this is a predicament..."
 * Boat sinking- "The end is nigh!"
 * Trawl Net full- "The trawl is full of treasure."
 * Crabbit escape- "The quarry has escaped!"
 * Wrong world- "Bah! I cannot reach these ancient treasures!"

Hamlet

 * Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "I say! This is not local real estate."
 * Coughing- "Koff! Koff! Harrumph!"
 * Digging in Dung Pile-
 * "Quite!"
 * "I say!"
 * "Oathsome bit of business!"
 * Fog appearing- "
 * Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
 * "That hide is too thick!"
 * "Nary a crack!"
 * "Bah! What am I doing wrong?"
 * Sneezing- "Ah...CHOO!"
 * Vampire Bats are coming- "Flying beasts! I've no quarrel with you!"

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 * Accomplishment- "An amusement of some sort."
 * Accomplishment completed- "A feat sure to make the annals of the Gentleman's Club!"

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 * Maxwell's Head- "Harrumph. Bigheaded blowhard."
 * Deadly Feast- "A macabre meal."
 * Skull Chest- "What morbid treasures are contained within?"
 * Golden Pitchfork- "A rather elegant tool for groundwork."
 * Boat- "Its seaworthiness is questionable."
 * Home- "Ahh... Base camp."
 * Sunk Boat- "I say! That voyage took a nasty turn."
 * Lava Pit- "I say! It's a lava pit."
 * Lava Pit (normal)- "I say! It's a pit of lava!"
 * Lava Pit (low)- "Not as scorching as one might expect."
 * Lava Pit (out)- "It's cooled."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "It's emitting a buzzing sound."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Bah! There are mosquitoes about."
 * Tree Clump- "I'm afraid the way is blocked."
 * Pig Tent- "Rather pungent habitation."
 * Poison Frog- "You'll not poison me!"
 * Peacock- "Rather immodest fellow."
 * Mr. Skittish- "I say! There's something in the depths!"
 * Swimming Horror- "Rather horrifying!"
 * Beach Turf- "Rather gritty."
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "I'd rather not."
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "Quite a roaring fire, that."
 * COFFEEBOT- "A coffee making automaton. How clever!"
 * WOODLEGSSAIL- "Rather unique sail. One wonders if it belongs to someone."
 * BIGFISHINGROD- "This will catch a 'wopper'."
 * SNAKE_FIRE- "Rather fiery attitude on this one."
 * PIKE_SKULL- "Really! That is quite barbaric!"
 * Baby Water Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "I say! It's rather charming!"

Trivia

 * His quote for Webber's Skull ("Alas, poor... Yorick?") is directly referencing a quote from Shakespeare's Hamlet.