Wendy quotes

"Everything dies."

- Wendy

This page lists Wendy's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

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 * Axe- "An instrument for Industry and murder."
 * Luxury Axe- "At least I can kill trees with style."
 * Shovel- "What terrible secrets might I uncover?"
 * Regal Shovel- "At least I can dig with style."
 * Pickaxe- "So that I might penetrate the earth itself."
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "At least I can smash rocks with style."
 * Razor- "This is just for shaving."
 * Razor (can't shave)-
 * Razor (nothing left)- "There isn't even any stubble left!"
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."
 * Hammer- "Oh that I may crush the world."
 * Pitchfork- "What a devilish tool!"

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 * Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I might survive this night."
 * Campfire (high)- "A vision of Hell!"
 * Fire Pit (high)- "A vision of Hell!'
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "It's a fire."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The gloom encroaches."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Darkness is looming."
 * Campfire (burned out)- "At least I can start it up again."
 * Torch- "A tiny bulwark against the night."
 * Torch (run out)- "Darkness has returned."
 * Miner Hat- "Hands-free lighting!"
 * Miner Hat (run out)- "I must get my hands dirty now that my light is out."
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "You're not so scary."
 * Lantern- "Another holdable light."

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 * Backpack- "A pack. Now I can carry even more burden."
 * Piggyback- "They are more useful in death."
 * Bird Trap- "Sticks and silk turned lethal."
 * Bug Net- "A prison for tiny insects."
 * Fishing Rod- "With this, I can yank the fishies out of their precious safe pond."
 * Straw Roll- "Sleep is but a temporary death."
 * Fur Roll- "I will wrap myself in the fuzzy skins of the fallen."
 * Tent- "Sleep is but a preview of death."
 * Trap- "Simple grass has become deadly."
 * Honey Poultice- "It'll just end up hurt again."
 * Healing Salve- "Life brings pain, pain brings life."
 * Heat Stone- "There it sits, just taking up space."
 * Heat Stone (cold)- "As cold and lifeless as every other rock."
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "Even now it's warmth is fading..."
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "Those that burn brightest, burn fastest."
 * Umbrella- "The clouds weep."

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 * Bee Box- "They shall labour so that I can steal."
 * Bee Box (ready)- "Their toils have been fruitful!"
 * Crock Pot- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "What ever's in there isn't dead yet"
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It needs to boil."
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "What seeds shall I sow?"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Leafy tendrils coil out of the muck"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "This earth is cold and dead."
 * Ice Box- "It's as cold as my heart."
 * Drying Rack- "I can hang meat here."
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "It sways in the drying wind."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "The drying is over."

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 * Science Machine- "I will learn unspeakable things."
 * Alchemy Engine- "I will learn unspeakable things."
 * Winterometer- "Why do I feel it is measuring my mortality?"
 * Rainometer- "It measures cloudiness. I like it when it's dreary."
 * Lightning rod- "Focuses the destruction."
 * Lightning rod (charged)- "Even its power will fade."
 * Gunpowder- "It is a dark path I tread."

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 * Spear- "I have become the destroyer of worlds."
 * Hambat- "Death begets death."
 * Boomerang- "Death returns to the sender."
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "OW! That was karma."
 * Blow Dart- "A ranged death device."
 * Sleep Dart- "Not even the big sleep, just a little one."
 * Fire Dart- "Shall I burn down the world?"
 * Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."
 * Grass Suit- "I prolong the inevitable."
 * Log Suit- "I might hold off the inevitable a bit longer with this."
 * Marble Suit- "Stops the daggers that stab at my heart."
 * Bee Mine- "It buzzes when I shake it."
 * Tooth Trap- "A devious surprise from underground."
 * Shelmet- "I doubt it will help me more than it did for the original owner."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "Now I can hide from my problems."

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 * Birdcage- "Some of us can see our cages."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "He is happier now."
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Is he dead? No. Just sleeping."
 * Pig House- "At least they are comfortable."
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Now I'm all alone."
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "I hope he is enjoying himself."
 * Hay Wall (inventory)- "Their defensive value is questionable."
 * Hay Wall (placed)- "That is the mere suggestion of defense"
 * Wood Wall (inventory)- "Bundled logs."
 * Wood Wall (placed)- "Now I can delay the inevitable."
 * Stone Wall (inventory)- "These won't protect me from the demons within."
 * Stone Wall (placed)- "What will protect me from what's inside?"
 * Chest- "For which to contain my lucre."
 * Chest (full)- "It's full."
 * Sign- "A mark is made, however transient."

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 * Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."
 * Carpeted Flooring- "Some ground."
 * Cobblestones- "Some ground."
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "Some ground."
 * Turfs- "Some ground."
 * Fungal Turf- "Some ground."

TabRefine.pnge

 * Rope- "That would be the easy way out of this place."
 * Boards- "Even Scarier for the trees."
 * Cut Stone- "The better to mark graves with."
 * Papyrus- "For documenting my pain."
 * Purple Gem- "Purple like a... purple thing."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "With the sleep of dreams comes this stuff."

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 * Meat Effigy- "I'm just putting off the inevitable."
 * Prestihatitator- "This is but a step from madness."
 * Shadow Manipulator- "I have learnt unspeakable things."
 * Pan Flute- "Music is the window to my empty soul."
 * Night Light- "Eerie and yet beautiful."
 * Night Armour- "A perfectly safe way to go insane."
 * Dark Sword- "Dreams come to a point. A sharp one."
 * One-man Band- "I used to take such joy in instruments like these."
 * Bat Bat- "An enchanted weapon. How exciting!"
 * Chilled Amulet- "A familiar chilling embrace."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "It's oozing."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "I wonder who used to own this."
 * Fire Staff- "I could set the world on fire!"
 * Ice Staff- "I take comfort in it's emptiness."
 * Telelocator Staff- "I could escape if it were more powerful."
 * Telelocator Focus- "Energy flows through it."

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 * Sewing Kit- "Another implement for putting off inevitable decay."
 * Rabbit Earmuff- "The bitter end protects me from the bitter cold."
 * Strawhat- "I shall cover my head."
 * Beefalo Hat- "I shall cover my head."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected"
 * Feather Hat- "Ca-caw!"
 * Winter Hat- "It helps stave off the encroaching cold."
 * Top Hat- "I shall cover my head."
 * Dapper Vest- "I can wear pieces of dead things made into a vest!"
 * Breezy Vest- "Skin to wear on my skin."
 * Puffy Vest- "It may warm my body, but what of my spirit?"
 * Bush Hat- "Oh to disappear."
 * Garland- "But I am in mourning..."
 * Walking Cane- "Now I can get nowhere faster."

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 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "I know not what lurks in the shadow."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "I can feel the prying eyes."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "They approach."
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "They're all around me!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "I think they're leaving."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "It's almost over."
 * The Lazy Forager- "Temporary release from drudgery."
 * Magiluminescence- "A brief light in my dark life."
 * Construction Amulet- "A flash of brilliance!"
 * The Lazy Explorer- "Each time I use it I die and am reborn."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "The stick is as twisted as my soul."
 * Deconstruction Staff- "I can see the power sparkle deep within."
 * Pick/Axe- "An item with multiple uses."
 * Thulecite Crown- "Abigail would've loved this crown."
 * Thulecite Club- "I hold the power of the ancients in my hands."
 * Thulecite Suit- "A reprieve from death."
 * Houndius Shootius- "I think I need to place it."
 * Houndius Shootius (placed)- "I do not know why it helps me."

Eyeplant.pnge - Plants

 * Evergreen- "Nature is so boring."
 * Evergreen (chopped)- "Everything dies."
 * Evergreen (burning)- "It's burning brightly."
 * Evergreen (burnt)- "Used up and done for."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "Its cycle of life is ending."
 * Baby Evergreen- "A tree will grow soon."
 * Log- "If trees could talk, they would scream at the sight of this."
 * Log (burning)- "If trees could talk, they would scream at the sight of this."
 * Charcoal- "It is cold and dead, like my heart."
 * Pinecone- "A tiny life, ensconced in brittle death."
 * Spiky Tree- "A tree that only knows pain."
 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "Its spikes were no protection."
 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "It's burning."
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Black like my heart."
 * Marble Tree- "There is no beat of life within this cold tree."
 * Totally Normal Tree- "The very earth hates me."
 * Living Log- "It is forever silently screaming."
 * Sapling- "It's trying to grow up."
 * Sapling (picked)- "Maybe next time, sapling."
 * Sapling (burning)- "Consigned to the flames."
 * Sapling (dug)- "I like it dead, but I should plant this."
 * Twigs- "Plucked from the ground before their prime."
 * Grass Tuft - "It's just a tuft of grass."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "I like to kill small things."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "It smells funny."
 * Grass Tuft (picked up)- "I like it dead, but I should plant this."
 * Cut Grass- "I have killed it."
 * Berry Bush- "A snack perchance?"
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "I shall have to wait."
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "It is barren."
 * Berry Bush (burning)- "A snack, perchance?"
 * Berry Bush (dug)- "I like it dead, but I should plant this."
 * Reeds- "It's just a bunch of reeds."
 * Reeds (picked)- "I have just picked them."
 * Reeds (burning)- "Soon to be ashes."
 * Cut Reeds- "I like to cut things up."
 * Plant- "An edible plant."
 * Plant (growing)- "Keep growing. I'll wait."
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "It is ready for harvest."
 * Marsh Plant- "It's a plant."
 * Spiky Bush- "A bush that always hurts."
 * Spiky Bush (picking it)- "Ow!"
 * Spiky Bush (dug)- "I like it dead, but I should plant this."
 * Flower- "It's bright and cheery. Blech."
 * Petals- "I have destroyed something beautiful."
 * Evil Flower - "At least they're better than the other flowers."
 * Dark Petals- "They are painted with the colours of my soul."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "Damp."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "I would hide too, if I could."
 * Red Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)- "Harvested."
 * Green Mushroom (unpicked)- "Dank."
 * Green Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "I would hide too, if I could."
 * Green Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)- "Harvested."
 * Blue Mushroom (unpicked)- "Musty."
 * Blue Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "I would hide too, if I could."
 * Blue Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)- "Harvested."
 * Lureplant- "It consumes all."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "Life goes on."
 * Eye Plant- "They follow their master's every wish."

Grave32.pnge - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "A wretched hive of scum and pollen."
 * Killer Bee Hive- "They hide in their fortress of hate."
 * Honeycomb- "Pieces of beehive, scattered."
 * Hound Mound- "Home to the foulest creatures."
 * Bone- "The remains of an evil beast."
 * Touch Stone- "A futile ward."
 * Harp Statue- "Maybe these statues will keep me company."
 * Marble Pillar- "Even stone can not withstand the constant pull of decay."
 * Marble- "Smooth and lifeless."
 * Merm House- "Time has broken it down."
 * Merm Head- "No dignity at all."
 * Pig Head- "Kill the pig. Spill his blood."
 * Pig Torch- "It cuts at the darkness."
 * Basalt Boulder- "Trying to break this would be pointless."
 * Boulder- "Even that is not permanent."
 * Rocks- "Some small rocks."
 * Flint- "A tiny blade-like rock."
 * Nitre- "Herein lies the folly of man."
 * Gold Nugget- "I will take it with me."
 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."
 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."
 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"
 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."
 * Grave- "Some day, I will join you."
 * Grave (dug)- "The earth has vomited up its secrets."
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Oh look. More dirt."
 * Animal Tracks- "Signs of the beast."
 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)- "This trail leads nowhere."
 * Animal Tracks (found)- "I sense the beast's presence nearby."
 * Wooden Thing- "No good can come of this."
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Is it half built, or half destroyed?"
 * Wooden Thing (locked)- "It's still locked shut."
 * Wooden Thing (active)- "I am sure the next realm will be even more horrible!"
 * Ring Thing- "It has no sharp edges."
 * Crank Thing- "It looks complicated."
 * Box Thing- "It contains a vital spark."
 * Metal Potato Thing- "What a hideous creation!"
 * Wormhole- "Life doesn't always make sense."
 * Wormhole (open)- "No matter what is consumed, it is never satisfied."
 * Wormhole (exited)- "I emerge into this world once more."
 * Pond- "Ophelia, are you down there?"
 * Skeleton- "I envy his escape."
 * Spider Den- "A nest of filth and villainy."
 * Spider Egg- "A tiny package full of death and destruction."
 * Rabbit Hole- "I'm too big to fall down there."
 * Walrus Camp- "This home is not a happy one, I fear."
 * Walrus Camp (empty)- "If they are not in there, where are they?"

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 * Plugged Sinkhole- "Someone is trying to keep the underground at bay."
 * Sinkhole- "A great evil lurks beneath the surface."
 * Rope to Surface- "The surface beckons."
 * Mushtree- "Even the trees down here are weird."
 * Red Mushtree- "It looks like a rotting hat"
 * Green Mushtree- "Do little gnomes live in these?"
 * Light Flower- "It looks fragile."
 * Light Bulb- "It's slowly burning out."
 * Stalagmite- "The earth gives up its bounty."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "The earth reaches up."
 * Spilagmite- "It is infested."
 * Slurtle Mound- "The slurtles pop out when they outgrow it."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "It is not as edible as it looks."
 * Fern- "A touch of color in the world of darkness."
 * Foilage- "Lead me to the Aarnivalkea."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "Poor plant, locked away from the sun."

Thulecite Fragments.pnge - Ruins

 * Ancient Statue- "Not very attractive."
 * Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "It is full of the echoes of the dead."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "It is full of the echoes of the dead."
 * Broken Clockworks- "Cold, dead artificial life."
 * Relic- "A leftover of an ancient world."
 * Cave Lichen- "How does it manage to grow like that?"
 * Ornate Chest- "Life is a gamble."
 * Large Ornate Chest- "My, what magnificent horns you have!"
 * Nightmare Light- "It pulls power from beneath."
 * Thulecite- "Its presence marks the edge of the unknown."
 * Thulecite Wall- "These didn't protect the ancients did they!"
 * Thulecite Wall (item)- "Are the very stones haunted?"

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 * Clockwork Knight- "A cold, soulless horse."
 * Clockwork Bishop- "What does he pray for?"
 * Clockwork Castle- "A rook? Or is it a castle?"
 * Damaged Bishop- "Time has won this battle."
 * Damaged Rook- "Time erodes everything."
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Demon! Show yourself!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "I am attacked!"
 * Hound- "Stay back, foul minion of evil!"
 * Red Hound- "His disposition is firey."
 * Blue Hound- "He has a cold, dead heart."
 * Hound's Tooth- "Pulled out by the root."
 * Spider- "A creature of the night!"
 * Spider (sleeping)- "Evil is sleeping."
 * Spider (dead)- "We will meet again some day."
 * Spider Warrior- "A warrior of the night!"
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I must beware."
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Alas, brave warrior."
 * Spider Gland- "Even in death, this beast causes pain."
 * Silk- "So slippery and fine."
 * Krampus- "Hello, foul creature of the underworld."
 * Krampus Sack- "It smells of goat."
 * Merm- "Hideous swamp thing."
 * Tentacle- "That looks dangerous."
 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."
 * Tentacle Spots- "These are better off unmentioned."
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "This one is different."
 * Baby Tentacle- "Babies!"
 * Guardian Pig- "This little piggie looks mean."
 * Werepig- "A creature of the night!"
 * Ghost- "He has risen from the grave!"
 * MacTusk- "An old man, of the sea."
 * WeeTusk- "The cycle of violence continues."
 * Walrus Tusk- "I shall gnash thee."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "What feverish thoughts transpired beneath this?"
 * Mosquito- "Takes life so it may live."
 * Mosquito (picked up)- "I can feel its stolen warmth."
 * Nearby Mosquitoes-
 * Cave Spider- "A cowardly spider."
 * Spitter- "He's chewing on something."
 * Batilisk- "A creature of the night."
 * Slurper- "Ah, to be so simple."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "The darkness has drained the colour from their fur."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "It comes from the depths."
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "It seems out of place."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Is something there?"

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 * Beefalo- "What demented thoughts must lie behind those eyes."
 * Beefalo (following)- "It follows me to its doom."
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "What nightmares he must be having."
 * Beefalo (shaved)- "His nakedness is now on display."
 * Beefalo Wool- "Somewhere, a beefalo is naked and cold."
 * Beefalo Horn- "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."
 * Baby Beefalo- "Enjoy your youth. Soon you will learn the terrors of the real world."
 * Bee- "I'd steer clear of that stinger."
 * Bee (picked up)- "Be still, little one."
 * Killer Bee- "A bee with a cold dead heart."
 * Killer Bee (picked up)- "Be still, little one."
 * Stinger- "Sharp and deadly."
 * Pig- "They are so standoffish."
 * Pig (following)- "I still feel alone."
 * Pig (dead)- "He is better off, now."
 * Pig Skin- "It still has a tail on it."
 * Bunnyman- "What tormented inner lives they must have."
 * Beardlord- "What tormented inner lives they must have."
 * Bunnypuff- "It contains his fuzzy wuzzy essence."
 * Frog- "He is little and warty."
 * Frog (sleeping)- "He's asleep."
 * Frog (dead)- "Life is small and short."
 * Koalefant- "A beast of solitude."
 * Koalefant (Winter)- "It stands against the cruel elements."
 * Rock Lobster- "What terrible sights they have seen."
 * Pengull- "All dressed up, but where to go?"
 * Splumonkey- "Living without the burden of intelligence must be nice."
 * Snurtle- "That one has a larger shell."
 * Slurtle- "He is mindlessly chasing after rocks."

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 * Butterfly- "Pretty, but short-lived."
 * Butterfly (picked up)- "I hold its life in my hands."
 * Crow- "Take thy beak from out my heart."
 * Crow (picked up)- "He is mine."
 * Jet Feather- "A crow feather, black like eternal darkness."
 * Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming? I hope not."
 * Redbird (picked up)- "He likes my pocket."
 * Crimson Feather- "A redbird feather, red like blood."
 * Snowbird- "Life in the tundric waste"
 * Snowbird (picked up)- "It's so soft."
 * Azure Feather- "A snowbird feather, white like the light at the end of the tunnel."
 * Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Get away from my berries!"
 * Eye Bone- "It's looking into my soul."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "Not so much sleeping as... waiting."
 * Ashes of Eye Bone- "The eyebone was consumed by fire when I teleported!"
 * Chester- "A fuzzy ball of emptiness."
 * Rabbit- "He is wandering mindlessly, oblivious to his fate."
 * Rabbit (picked up)- "He is safely in my embrace."
 * Fireflies- "A tiny brightness in the dark."
 * Fireflies (picked up)- "Tiny lights, stranded from the world outside my pocket."
 * Mandrake- "The mighty mandrake. I should pick it at night."
 * Mandrake (following)- "Onward, my vegetable minions!"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "Alas, poor mandrake!"
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "It was a good death. He will be delicious."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Oh my, that hurt! Yet, again I wake to life."

Smallbird.png - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "Free from the shackles of the sky."
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty. Vacant. Barren. A void."
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That egg represents a new life. Ugh."
 * Tallbird Egg- "So full of potential."
 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "All that promise, snatched away. Not bad with bacon."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "A tiny fragile being, struggling towards the light."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "I spared it the torment of living."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It cannot bear the heat."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Chilled by the darkness."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "A life sooner begun is a life sooner ended."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Soon now."
 * Smallbird- "Hello there, little one."
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Are you empty inside?"
 * Smallbird (starving)- "A black hole from which seeds never return."
 * Smallish Tallbird- "Will you leave me too?"
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "We all try to fill the void."
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Your true nature is revealed!"
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "You try my patience."

Spider Queen.png - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "A lumbering beast."
 * Spider Queen- "She is regal in her horribleness."
 * Spider Hat- "Time to stare into the abyss."
 * Deerclops- "Death incarnate!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "What terrors it must see."
 * Ancient Guardian- "He must be lonely. Trapped in such a small cage."
 * Guardian's Horn- "All that remains of a once great beast."

Abigail build.png - Other

 * Maxwell- "I feel a strange kinship with him."
 * Pig King- "Live it up while you can, Your majesty."
 * Wes (trapped)- "Trapped by Maxwell's statues, forever alive."
 * Abigail- "That's my twin sister, Abigail."

Meat.png - Meats

 * Bird Egg- "So much hope, dashed."
 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "No bird will ever come of it."
 * Monster Meat- "Evilness prevades it."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "Cooked evil is still evil."
 * Monster Jerky- "Meat turned dry and weird-tasting."
 * Meat- "It is still bloody."
 * Cooked Meat- "The blood has been cooked away."
 * Leafy Meat- "It has a foul smell."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "It's only slightly more appealing."
 * Jerky- "Meat turned dry and delicious."
 * Drumstick- "Makes a good thud and it has nutrients!"
 * Fried Drumstick- "Less raw, more tasty."
 * Fish- "It was flopping around desperately for life. The poor fool."
 * Cooked Fish- "A proper grilling puts a stop to the flopping."
 * Morsel- "It smells like tiny fear."
 * Cooked Morsel- "Fire has purified it."
 * Small Jerky- "Meat turned dry and delicious."
 * Koalefant Trunk- "I would have preferred the ears."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "Separated from its only friend."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "It looks even worse now."
 * Frog Legs- "Torn right from the frog."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Definitely not twitching any longer."
 * Batilisk Wing- "I wish I could fly away."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "They once held such great potential."

Dragon Fruit.png - Fruits

 * Berries- "These berries are tart."
 * Roasted Berries- "More balanced flavor, but they won't last long."
 * Cave Banana- "The peel looks dangerous."
 * Cooked Banana- "Warmed banana mush is so much better."
 * Durian- "Spiky and smelly!"
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Less spiky, but even smellier!"
 * Dragon Fruit- "This isn't shaped like a dragon at all."
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Still not a dragon. At least it's dead."
 * Pomegranate- "So many juicy red bits to chomp and squish!"
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Warm, but no less messy."

Carrot.png - Vegetables

 * Corn- "I could make a corny joke, but I'll refrain."
 * Popcorn- "This corn couldn't handle the heat."
 * Carrot (in the ground)- "It's a carrot that's in the ground."
 * Carrot (picked up)- "It's a carrot."
 * Roasted Carrot- "It's a carrot that's gone through the gauntlet of fire."
 * Pumpkin- "It's as big as the hole where my heart was."
 * Hot Pumpkin- "It shriveled a tiny bit from the heat. I like that."
 * Eggplant- "Almost a deadly nightshade. Almost."
 * Braised Eggplant- "Cooking this nightshade made it even less deadly."
 * Red Cap- "A mushroom after my own heart."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "All is malleable."
 * Green Cap- "This mushroom is disappointingly normal."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "All is malleable."
 * Blue Cap- "A fungus to preserve the monotony."
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "All is malleable."
 * Glow Berry- "There's a slight humming coming from it."

Ratatouille.png - Crock Pot

 * Bacon and Eggs- "A balanced breakfast to start another miserable day."
 * Butter Muffin- "Let's see you get out of this sugary trap!"
 * Dragonpie- "Well, at least it's a pie now."
 * Fish Sticks- "Perfectly molded blocks of fish."
 * Fish Tacos- "I hope I got all the bones out."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "The perfect amount of jam."
 * Fruit Medley- "Sweet, tart and in a cup."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "I never thought frog's legs could look so good."
 * Honey Ham- "A sweet sauce for this creature's sweet embrace."
 * Honey Nuggets- "A sweet sauce for this creature's sweet embrace."
 * Kabobs- "Meat, skewered right through the center."
 * Mandrake Soup- "Boiled the life out of him."
 * Meatball- "Balled meat. How exciting."
 * Meaty Stew- "They died. And then I put them in a stew."
 * Monster Lasagna- "Cooked evil is still evil, even in lasagna."
 * Pierogi- "A lovely little pouch of nutrients."
 * Powdercake- "I would have to be desperate."
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "I cooked it myself!"
 * Ratatouille- "A whole bunch of cooked vegetables. Riveting."
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "A nightshade. Probably not filled with poison."
 * Taffy- "Never imagined I could make a thing so sweet."
 * Turkey Dinner- "Who's gobbling now?"
 * Unagi- "It looks more appetizing this way."
 * Waffles- "They're definitely waffles."
 * Wet Goop- "A miserable mess, just like life."

Rot.png - Other

 * Seeds- "Life, or at least the promise of it."
 * Roasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of 'em."
 * Carrot Seeds- "One day, this seed will be a carrot."
 * Corn Seeds- "Yup, it's a seed."
 * Durian Seeds- "Miraculously, the seeds don't smell."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "It's a seed. It won't grow a dragon."
 * Eggplant Seeds- "It's a nightshade seed."
 * Pumpkin Seeds- "It's a seed. Exciting."
 * Pomegranate Seeds- "I was expecting more seeds than this from that thing."
 * Honey- "A sweet, but fleeting treat."
 * Butterfly Wings- "No more can the butterfly soar."
 * Butter- "I wasn't expecting that."
 * Rot- "Everything turns to waste eventually."
 * Rotten Egg- "The way of all things."

Trinkets.png Items

 * Abigail's Flower- "It's pretty."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "It was my sister's flower. She's gone far away."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "I can sense Abigail's presence growing stronger."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "She's nearly ready to play now."
 * Abigail's flower (ready)- "Abigail's ready to play now, but she needs some space"
 * Abigail's Flower (placed)- "I need to show Abigail how to play."
 * Blueprint- "Whoever drew this is probably dead."
 * Gears- "The insides of a mechanical demon."
 * Ash- "All that's left after fire has done its job."
 * Red Gem- "Red like my heart's blood."
 * Blue Gem- "Blue like... er... a sad bird?"
 * Yellow Gem- "It reminds me of my mother."
 * Green Gem- "The flaws are its most beautiful features."
 * Orange Gem- "Such things used to bring me happiness."
 * Beard Hair- "That's just nasty."
 * Manure- "Life is blood and this."
 * Guano- "The inevitable byproduct of life."
 * Melty Marbles- "They are just melted together."
 * Fake Kazoo- "It's just a cheap replica."
 * Gord's Knot- "The knot is stuck. Forever."
 * Gnome- "I'd carry this to the end of the world."
 * Tiny Rocketship- "Sadly, it's too small for me to escape on."
 * Frazzled Wires- "Once alive with electricity, they've met their end."
 * Ball and Cup- "I have no time for fun and games!"
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "Great. All my tub stopping needs are met."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "I'm more of a zipper person, myself."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "I hope I get out of here before I needed these."
 * Lying robot- "He whispers beautiful lies to me."
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "I'm not sure what I should do with a dessicated tentacle."
 * Living Log- "It is forever silently screaming."
 * Slurtle Slime- "It shivers with slimy anticipation."
 * Broken Shell- "Pieces of broken slurtle dreams."
 * Mosquito Sack- "A sack of blood ripped from a mosquito. I love it."

Maxwell Head.pngture Mode

 * Failed- "Not all deaths are the same."
 * Obelisk (sane, down)- "It's cold and black."
 * Obelisk (insane, up)- "It's calling my name."
 * Obelisk (sane, up)- "It's calling to me."
 * Obelisk (insane, down)- "Even this obelisk has left me."
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "That rod looks useful!"
 * Divining Rod- "It is forever seeking its lost half."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "The source is distant."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "The wickedness draws closer."
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "It is very close now."
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "Something wicked is here!"
 * Divining Rod Base- "What does this newfangled thing do?"
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)- "It still needs a large key."
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)- "Let's see what I can find!"
 * Maxwell's Door- "What technological terror is this?"
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "Shall we have a danse macabre?"
 * Maxwell's Light- "What a curious light."
 * Maxwell Statue- "He brought me here."
 * Maxwell's Toothtrap- "Death when I least expect it."
 * Maxwell's Toothtrap (went off)-
 * Beemine (Maxwell's)-
 * Sick Wormhole- "Guh, that thing looks worse off than usual."
 * Nightmare Lock- "Looks magical."
 * Nightmare Throne- "Not quite what I expected."
 * Male character on Nightmare Throne- "I wonder what he did."
 * Female character on Nightmare Throne- "I wonder what she did."
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne- "I wonder what it did."

Gramophone.pngncements

 * Generic- "It is unmentionable."
 * Freezing- "I am chilled to the bone."
 * Battlecry- "Death will find you!"
 * Battlecry (on prey)- "Suffer, worm!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Let death embrace you."
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "I shall send you to the other side."
 * Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "I will be your end."
 * Leaving combat- "You shall live. For now."
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"
 * Dusk- "The darkness will be here soon, I must prepare."
 * Entering light- "And there was light!"
 * Entering darkness- "The darkness has swallowed me."
 * Doing things in the dark- "The darkness! It is too dark!"
 * Failed to do something- "I can't do anything right."
 * Failed to craft something- "I lack the necessary materials."
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "It's too bright out."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "My stomach is as empty as my heart, I can't sleep now."
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "It's too dangerous right now!"
 * Hounds are coming- "The hounds are baying."
 * Deerclops is coming- "That sounded big!"
 * Inventory full- "I can carry no more."
 * Eating- "Yum!"
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "That food was nearing the end of its lifetime."
 * Eating (stale food)- "Was that stale?"
 * Eating (painful food)- "That was not edible."
 * Hungry- "I am full with emptiness."
 * Earthquake- "The earth shakes. Will it swallow me whole?."

Past

 * Bone- "Creepy."
 * Campfire (burned out)- "That is not a good sign."
 * Gnome- "It must be some kind of religious artifact."

Unimplemented

 * Maxwell's Head- "He sure has a taste for the dramatic."
 * Deadly Feast- "This, my final feast."

Lights

 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "I might survive this night."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "A vision of a frozen-over Hell!"
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (medium)- "It's a weird fire."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "The gloom encroaches"
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Darkness is looming."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "It's not a good sign."

Survival

 * Pretty Parasol- "The sun beats down."
 * Insulated Pack- "It won't insulate me from the horrors of this world."


 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Frozen like my heart."
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "Just a moderately cold lump of rock."
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "As lukewarm and lifeless as every other rock."
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "Those that burn brightest, burn fastest."

Food

 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "It's done drying forever."
 * Basic farm and Improved farm (burnt)- "This earth is burnt and dead."


 * Bee Box (burnt)- "Burnt honey."
 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "Burnt to a crisp."

Science

 * Science Machine (burnt)- "It's unspeakably burnt to the ground."
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "It's unspeakably burnt to the ground."
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Does that mean my day to die is here?"
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "Does that mean sunshine is dead, too?"

Fight

 * Scalemail- "I'd like to wear it inside-out."
 * Morning Star- "Danger in the dark."
 * Weather pain- "Some weather out there."

Structures

 * Ice Flingomatic (turn on)- "I don't know why you bother. We're all going to burn."
 * Ice Flingomatic (turn off)- "Quiet as a corpse."
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)-
 * Siesta Lean-to- "A siesta is but a preview of death."
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "I'd really rather be in a tent."
 * Siesta Lean-to (hungry)-
 * Siesta Lean-to (in cave)-
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "A preview of the fires of Hell."
 * Scaled Chest- "Boom box."
 * Chest (burnt)- "It couldn't even hold ashes."


 * Pig House (burnt)- "Nothing lasts forever."
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "It didn't cook well."
 * Sign (burnt)- "Transient, indeed."
 * Down Thermantidote- "That'll make quite a draft."

Refine

 * Bone Shards- "Choking hazard."
 * Electrical Doodads- "Electrical doo-what?"

Magic

 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Madness brings fire."
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "It's unspeakably burnt to the ground."
 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "I'm glad that fail-safe is gone."

Dress

 * Cat Cap- "Nothing like the stench of death on my head."
 * Fashion Melon- "It's sticky on my head. Yuck."
 * Ice Cube- "Keep a cool head."
 * Rain Coat- "I liked jumping in puddles with Abigail."
 * Rain Hat- "What fun is rain if you're not getting wet?"
 * Summer Frest- "Everything's a vest."
 * Floral Shirt- "They'll put flowers on anything these days."
 * Eyebrella- "That's one stretchy eye."
 * Hibearnation Vest- "Death surrounds me. Well, my torso, anyhow."

Nature - Plants

 * Birchnut Tree- "This tree is spooky. I bet it likes Halloween."
 * Birchnut- "A tiny life, ensconced in brittle death."
 * Birchnut (planted)- "A tree will grow soon."
 * Birchnut (cooked)- "Roasted dead."
 * Cactus- "Knives out."
 * Cactus (picking)- "Ow! Prickly, like me."
 * Cactus (picked)- "Flattened."
 * Tumbleweed- "Alone and rolling through life."
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "It succumbed to the heat."
 * Grass (withered)- "It just couldn't take the heat."
 * Sapling (withered)- "The oppressive heat got to this one."

Nature - Objects

 * Bone Shards- "Choking hazard."
 * Burrow- "Down, down, down to the depths."
 * Collapsed Rabbit Hole- "It's closed up. None is falling down there, now."
 * Hollow Stump- "I could curl up and die in there."
 * Hollow Stump (no catcoon)- "All cats must die."
 * Ice- "Broken pieces of my heart."
 * Mini Glacier- "A large piece of cold, unfeeling ice."
 * Melted Mini Glacier- "A large pool of cool, melted ice."
 * Raised Dirt- "Stay down there, away from this horrible place."

Mobs - Monsters

 * Warg- "A true bastion of evil."
 * Birchnut Treeguard-
 * Birchnut Drake-

Mobs - Neutral Animals

 * Buzzard- "I hear they feed on the dead."
 * Catcoon- "I wonder if it had a twin, too."
 * Glommer- "Well aren't you a happy little fuzzball. Die."
 * Glommer Wings- "Even his wings are small and cheery."
 * Glommer Goop- "Fuzzball excrement."
 * Volt Goat- "Look at those hooves."
 * Volt Goat (charged)-
 * Volt Goat Horn- "A weird curling horn.

Mobs - Passive Animals

 * Moleworm- "You should go back to where it's dark."

Mobs - Bosses

 * Moose/Goose - "It's an abomination."
 * Moose/Goose Egg - "Not sure how a thing like that happens."
 * Mosling - "A new life. The last thing anyone needs."
 * Bearger - "It could crush me in one blow. I wish it would."
 * Thick Fur - "It smells like death."
 * Dragonfly - "It's burning on the inside."
 * Scales - "Scales of pain."
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "It spit up."
 * Lava Spit (cold)- "it's cooled off and smells funny."

Mobs - Other

 * Bigfoot- "Harbinger of doom."

Food - Fruits

 * Watermelon- "It's mostly water. What's the big deal?"
 * Watermelon (cooked)- "Now it's warm water."

Food - Vegetables

 * Cactus Flesh- "It's still dangerous."
 * Cactus Flesh (cooked)- "I ripped all its spikes off."
 * Cactus Flower- "Even the knife-plant has a flower. Ugh."

Food - Crock Pot

 * Ice Cream- "Ice cream could never replace Abigail."
 * Melonsicle- "The melon is in stasis."
 * Flower Salad- "Ugh, more flowers."
 * Guacamole- "That's just gruesome. I like it."
 * Spicy Chili- "Burn my insides."
 * Trail Mix- "A handful of sustenance."

Food - Other

 * Electric Milk- "I think it's curdled."

Misc Items

 * Webber's Skull- "He's better this way."
 * Bucket-o-poop- "That is definitely a bucket full of poop."
 * Old Bell- "Ring in the dead."

Announcements

 * Burnt- "Ow! Fires of hell!"
 * Overheating-
 * Tree Shelter- "Nature is good for something after all."
 * Dragonfly- "That could be bad."
 * Lightning miss- "So close to death yet so far."
 * Smoldering item- "It's about to be swallowed by flames."
 * Dropping tool while wet-
 * Wetness (low)- "Soggy and sad."
 * Wetness (medium)- "Maybe this water will fill the hole in my heart."
 * Wetness (high)- "An eternity of moisture and sorrow."

Trivia

 * Many of Wendy's examination quotes are references to famous literature and historical quotes, such as:
 * When she examines a crow, she says "Take thy beak from out my heart". This is a reference to a famous poem "The Raven" by Edgar Allan Poe.
 * When she examines a pond, she says "Ophelia, are you down there?" This is a reference to the fictional character in Shakespeare's "Hamlet" who committed suicide by drowning herself.
 * When she examines a Bee Hive, she says "A wretched hive of scum and pollen". This is a reference to Star Wars, "A wretched hive of scum and villainy".
 * When she examines a rabbit hole, she says "I'm too big to fall in there". This is a reference to "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" by Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, better known under his pseudonym Lewis Carroll.
 * When she examines a Pig Head, she says, "Kill the pig! Spill his blood!", this is a reference to a chant the kids yell in the novel "Lord of the Flies" by William Golding.
 * When she examines a Spear, she says "I have become the destroyer of worlds" which is a reference to the quote: "Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds" from the Bhagavad Gita or from The Enchantress: The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel. The most known instance of the quote comes from physicist J.Robert Oppenheimer, who said those words when the first atomic bomb was detonated.