Webber quotes

"We will put you in our web!"

- Webber

This page lists Webber's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Base Game

 * Axe- "Chop and chop."
 * Luxury Axe- "Life is okay when you've got a golden axe."
 * Shovel- "Maybe we can tunnel our way out?"
 * Regal Shovel- "We're gonna dig so many holes."
 * Pickaxe- "Rocks will be ours!"
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "The finest pickaxe of them all."
 * Razor- "I watched my father use one of these."
 * Razor (can't shave)- "It's not shaving time!"
 * Razor (nothing left)- "Clean as a whistle."
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "It's hairy like us, but I don't think it likes shaving."
 * Hammer- "Chaos and destruction!"
 * Pitchfork- "A good tool to play in the dirt."

Shipwrecked

 * Machete- "Hyah! Hyah!"
 * Luxury Machete- "What a beautiful blade!"

Hamlet

 * Shears- "It's for chores like trimming hedges or cutting grass."

Don't Starve Together

 * Lucy the Axe- "If we talk to it will it talk back?"
 * Feather Pencil- "Haha! It tickles!"
 * Brush- "It's more scratchy than anything."
 * Saddle- "We ride!"
 * War Saddle- "We'll have lots of fun riding on this."
 * Glossamer Saddle- "It's a saddle made out of spidersnacks!"
 * Saddlehorn- "Leaves the beast nakey."
 * Salt Lick (normal, burning, and burnt)- "We really regret licking it. Blech."

Base Game

 * Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats the cold. And darkness."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "That fire is huge!"
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and warm."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a touch low."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "We should put something on the fire before it goes out."
 * Campfire (out)- "Well, that's done."
 * Fire Pit (out)- "Well, that's done. But not forever!"
 * Torch- "This should keep us safe."
 * Miner Hat- "A handy light for our head."
 * Torch and Miner Hat (out)- "Waah, our light went out!"
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Just like we used to make at home!"
 * Lantern- "We have captured the sun."

Reign of Giants

 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats the heat. And darkness."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "That fire is huge!"
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and cool."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a touch low."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "We should put something on the fire before it goes out."
 * Endothermic Fire (out)- "Well, that's done."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "Well, that's done. But not forever!"
 * Moggles- "I can see for miles and miles."

Shipwrecked

 * Chiminea (all stages)- "Our fires can stay safe from the wind's clutches."
 * Bottle Lantern- "Hey in there little buddies, thanks for the light!"
 * Boat Torch- "It will light my way!"
 * Boat Lantern- "Seeing where we're going is sure handy!"
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "We made the fire stones into a fire home!"
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "That fire is huge!"
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "The toastiest of fires."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a touch low."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "We should put something on the fire before it goes out."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "Well, that's done. But not forever!"
 * Tar Lamp- "We could burn some tar for light."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "We used coral to corral the fire!"
 * Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "Woah! It's so hot!"
 * Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "The fire's burning alright."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "The fire's kinda low."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "It's not very hot."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Fire's gone!"

Hamlet

 * Cork Candle Hat- "Cool hat! Now our hands are free."
 * Cowl- "Cool. Now we're like a Bat Spider Boy."

Don't Starve Together

 * Lantern- "The sun's trapped in there."
 * Moggles- "It sees for miles and miles."
 * Mushlight (off)- "It still needs to be turned on."
 * Mushlight (on)- "It's giving off a nice light."
 * Mushlight (burnt)- "Well that's no fun-gus."
 * Glowcap (off)- "Maybe the night won't be as scary now."
 * Glowcap (on)- "We love all the colors!"
 * Glowcap (burnt)- "Aw. It was kinda growing on us."
 * Willow's Lighter- "Lighter than what?"

Base Game

 * Backpack- "It's like a second abdomen we can store things in."
 * Piggyback- "It holds so much stuff!"
 * Bird Trap- "Come to our web trap, birds!"
 * Bug Net- "Good thing we're an arachnid."
 * Fishing Rod- "I miss grandpa's fishing trips."
 * Straw Roll- "Musty but relaxing."
 * Fur Roll- "I miss being able to properly feel a nice bedroll."
 * Tent- "We should get some rest."
 * Trap- "Now we can catch some food!"
 * Honey Poultice- "A bandage for our booboos."
 * Healing Salve- "Soothing."
 * Umbrella- "This should keep some of the rain off of us."
 * Compass-
 * N- "North!"
 * S- "South!"
 * E- "East!"
 * W- "West!"
 * NE- "Northeast!"
 * SE- "Southeast!"
 * NW- "Northwest!"
 * SW- "Southwest!"
 * Compass (generic)- "No reading!"
 * Compass (broken)- "Uh oh, I broke it."

Reign of Giants

 * Insulated Pack- "I can bear this pack!"
 * Luxury Fan- "This thing is huge!"
 * Siesta Lean-to- "Is it nap time?"
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "We can't take a nap, it's nighttime!"
 * Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "Can't nap with monsters nearby!"
 * Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Time for a snack."
 * Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "No naps til daybreak!"
 * Tent (overheating)- "
 * Tent (burnt)- "The fire destroyed it."
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "We can't take a nap in that!"
 * Thermal Stone- "It's a rock."
 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It's cold to the touch."
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's getting chilly."
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's getting hot!"
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "It's hot to the touch!"
 * Pretty Parasol- "It won't keep us from playing in puddles!"

Shipwrecked

 * Thatch Pack- "Helps carry goodies!"
 * Booty Bag- "A booty bundle."
 * Sea Sack- "Eww, it's wet and squishy."
 * Tropical Fan- "This thing is huge!"
 * Silly Monkey Ball- "We've made a friend!"
 * Tropical Parasol- "It won't keep us from playing in puddles!"
 * Anti Venom- "This is medicine?"
 * Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Almost as good as a spider nest."

Hamlet

 * Bug B'Gone- "For those little bugs."
 * Bird Whistle- "Now we can sing to the little birdies."

Don't Starve Together

 * Tent- "It's way past our bedtime!"
 * Honey Poultice- "Bandages for booboos."
 * Umbrella- "Should keep some of the rain out."
 * Insulated Pack- "It's fuzzy!"
 * Pretty Parasol- "Rain won't keep us from playing in puddles!"
 * Telltale Heart- "I think it loves me."
 * Booster Shot- "I hate taking my medicine!"
 * Waterballoon- "We have to be gentle with our claws if we try to hold it!"
 * Whirly Fan- "It cools us when we run, how nice."
 * Whirly Fan (broken)- "Aaw, the twirly is gone."
 * Bernie (held and inactive)- "A teddy bear."
 * Bernie (active)- "That teddy bear is moving!"
 * Bernie (broken)- "It's all busted up."
 * Bundling Wrap- "Let's cocoon something for later!"
 * Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "But what should we wrap up?"
 * Bundled Supplies- "That's one of my favorite things!"

Base Game

 * Crock Pot (empty)- "Food goes in, other food comes out."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "It won't be done for a while."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Almost ready!"
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Supper is served."
 * Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
 * Bee Box- "It's a box with bees in it."
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "There's no honey inside."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "Work faster, bees!"
 * Bee Box (full of honey)- "It's full to brimming."
 * Basic and Improved Farm- "I'll have a go at this farming thing."
 * Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "C'mooon, plants!"
 * Basic and Improved Farm (finished)- "We're master farmers!"
 * Basic and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "The soil is dried up."
 * Ice Box- "Spoil not, food supplies!"
 * Drying Rack- "It's not doing us much good empty!"
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Is it done yet? I'm hungry."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "Food time!"

Reign of Giants

 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "Someone must have left the fire going."
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "The site of The Great Honey Fire."
 * Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "A razed farm is no farm at all."
 * Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "It's hard to dry when it's raining."
 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "Fire takes all."
 * Bucket-o-poop- "I saw mum use this in her gardens."

Shipwrecked

 * Mussel Stick- "The mussels do pull ups on this."
 * Mussel Bed- "They'd be happier in the water."
 * Fish Farm (empty)- "No fishies."
 * Fish Farm (growing)- "We drew the sign ourself."
 * Fish Farm (one fish)- "A fish! It looks lonely."
 * Fish Farm (two fish)- "Fish friends!"
 * Fish Farm (three fish)- "So many fish!"
 * Fish Farm (four fish)- "A whole school! Let's give them homework."

Hamlet

 * Sprinkler- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Mushroom Planter (empty)- "There aren't any mushrooms."
 * Mushroom Planter (some)- "Aw, they're so little."
 * Mushroom Planter (lots)- "They look happy."
 * Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Wow! So many mushrooms!"
 * Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "It's all yucky."
 * Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Fire's dangerous, I guess."
 * Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "You look chilly."

Base Game

 * Science Machine- "It's like a science lab in here!"
 * Alchemy Engine- "Father used to work on something like that."
 * Thermal Measurer- "How hot is it, Mr. Thermal Measurer?"
 * Rainometer- "It must be powered by magic."
 * Lightning Rod- "This might keep us safe."
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "It looks all glowy!"
 * Gunpowder- "We're getting good at making stuff."

Reign of Giants

 * Science Machine (burnt)- "I think it's broken."
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "All our work- gone."
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Another dead friend."
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "I don't think that's accurate."
 * Ice Flingomatic (off)- "It's off."
 * Ice Flingomatic (on)- "This would come in handy in a snowball fight."
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "Running low on fuel."
 * Electrical Doodad- "We are getting good at crafting!"

Shipwrecked

 * Sea Lab- "We keep dropping our tools in the water by accident."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "Ice is useful in this heat."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "It's running pretty good!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "I think it needs our help."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "This thing's on its last legs. Maybe it can borrow some of ours."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "Dead."
 * Quacken Drill- "It might help us find more tar."

Hamlet

 * Smelter- "Yeesh, that's hot!"
 * Oscillating Fan- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Gunpowder- "This black powder stuff packs a punch."
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "All our work... gone."
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "How come everything turns to ashes? It's sad."
 * Electrical Doodad- "A very well crafted doodad!"
 * Cartographer's Desk- "Heh heh. I was never allowed in father's study."
 * Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Ohh no, uh, oh no!"
 * Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "That's probably why I wasn't allowed in father's study."
 * Potter's Wheel- "I always wanted pottery lessons!"
 * Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Aww. Can we make another one?"
 * Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "Eight legs isn't nearly enough to sculpt with THAT."
 * Potter's Wheel (Marble or Cut Stone placed)- "Oh! There's so many possibilities!"
 * Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "Mom always said to finish my plate before seconds."
 * Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Wow! It looks great!"
 * Potter's Wheel (sketch already known)- "We don't need two!"

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomploshrine- "It gives me a goal in life."

Base Game

 * Spear- "We should stick things with the pointy part."
 * Ham Bat- "An interesting way to use food."
 * Boomerang- "Boomerangarangarang!"
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "It hurts us when we don't catch it."
 * Blow Dart- "Same as blowing bubbles."
 * Sleep Dart- "Airborne sleeping agent."
 * Fire Dart- "One step above blowing hot air."
 * Football Helmet- "We could be good at football, much better than I was!"
 * Grass Suit- "It just feels like more hair."
 * Log Suit- "Wood you like to fight?"
 * Marble Suit- "Marbelous protection!"
 * Bee Mine- "Would you bee mine?"
 * Tooth Trap- "This will hurt our enemies."

Reign of Giants

 * Scalemail- "Another creature casing."
 * Morning Star- "Night light, night bright!"
 * Weather Pain- "We'll huff and we'll puff."

Shipwrecked

 * Poison Spear- "One jab'll do ya."
 * Poison Dart- "A sneaky weapon..."
 * Coconade- "This will be so fun!"
 * Coconade (lit)- "Fire in the hole!"
 * Spear Gun (empty), Spear Gun, Poison Spear Gun, Obsidian Spear Gun- "Why would anyone launch a spear? Someone might get hurt."
 * Cutlass Supreme- "There's something fishy about this sword."
 * Horned Helmet- "How do we look?"
 * Seashell Suit- "We feel like a knight in not so shiny armor."
 * Limestone Suit- "Our back hurts..."
 * Cactus Armor- "Weaponized hugs!"

Hamlet

 * Halberd- "Swoosh!"
 * Cork Bat- "
 * Weevole Mantle- "For when we need protection."
 * Mant Mask- "This seems a little mean."
 * Mant Suit- "
 * Fancy Helmet- "
 * Tin Suit- "
 * Blunderbuss- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Battle Helm- "Haha! It's way too big for us!"
 * Battle Spear- "Pointy ouchies!"
 * Electric Dart- "It's a shock to the system."
 * Tail o' Three Cats- "Oooh, it makes so much noise!"
 * Napsack- "Throwable nap time!"

Base Game

 * Birdcage- "It's the jail."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Jailbird."
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "You have to sleep to survive in the jail."
 * Pig House- "A tall house for a fat pig."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I can see a pig through the window!"
 * Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Why do they hate me?"
 * Rabbit Hutch- "Just like grandpa said, 'You live in what you eat.'"
 * Hay Wall (held)- "Some grass tied together."
 * Hay Wall- "This will keep all sorts of things out!"
 * Wood Wall (held)- "They won't keep us safe if we keep holding them."
 * Wood Wall- "Like a pillow fort, but wood!"
 * Stone Wall (held)- "These should come in handy."
 * Stone Wall- "We're base-building masters!"
 * Chest- "We could keep our toys in it!"
 * Sign- "We could write on that if only we had a pen!"
 * Potted Fern- "Mum would like this nice fern."

Reign of Giants

 * Pig House (burnt)- "Not so fancy now, pig!"
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "A little overdone and overlarge."
 * Hay Wall (burnt)- "It didn't keep the fire out."
 * Wood Wall (burnt)- "Turns out wood burns really well."
 * Chest (burnt)- "It won't be very useful to us now."
 * Scaled Chest- "It looks like my old toy chest!"
 * Sign (burnt)- "The lettering burnt off."

Shipwrecked

 * Sand Castle- "That was fun!"
 * Sand Castle (sand)- "We wish we could live inside."
 * Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Muffled oinking is coming from inside."
 * Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Too many monkeys."
 * Limestone Wall (held)- "Why is it called limestone? It's not even green."
 * Limestone Wall- "Is this wall made of limes?"
 * Dragoon Den- "Maybe we'll leave that alone."
 * Sandbag (held)- "Remember to lift with your legs... all eight of them!"
 * Sandbag- "Sand pillows!"
 * Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Let the adventure begin!"
 * Seaworthy (SW world)- "Bye-bye!"
 * Buoy- "I'm a little buoy too!"
 * Sea Chest- "We could keep our bath toys in it!"
 * Ballphin Palace- "We'll just stay over here... and watch..."
 * Sea Wall (held)- "We could put this down on the water."
 * Sea Wall- "Maybe the rubber blobs would like a playpen!"

Hamlet

 * Cork Barrel- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Pig House- "A tall skinny house for a short fat pig."
 * Stone Wall- "Bow to the base-building masters!"
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "He looks hungry."
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "We need to feed him."
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "We weren't very good wardens."
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Eww."
 * Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "Ooooh, what should we say?"
 * Directional Sign (burnt)- "The lettering burnt off."
 * Mini Sign (held)- "Let's build it!"
 * Mini Sign (empty)- "Can someone lend us a pencil?"
 * Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "But what should we draw?!"
 * Mini Sign (drawn on)- "That looks nice!"
 * End Table (empty)- "Reminds me of antique shopping with mother."
 * End Table (flowers)- "Looks great!"
 * End Table (new light source)- "Nice and bright!"
 * End Table (old light source)- "It's gonna go out soon."
 * End Table (withered)- "They look sad."
 * End Table (burnt)- "Antiques are dumb, anyway."
 * Friendly Scarecrow- "Let's play dress up!"
 * Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Someone should address this."
 * Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "He got dressed down."
 * Moon Rock Wall (held)- "We thought 'moon' meant something totally different!"
 * Moon Rock Wall- "We feel safe behind this wall... it makes us sleepy..."
 * Scaled Furnace- "Hot hot furnace!"
 * Wardrobe- "We like to pop out and scare our friends sometimes. Haha!"
 * Wardrobe (burning)- "Fire fire fire!"
 * Wardrobe (burnt)- "We can't hide in there any more."
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "Not right now, we're comfy."
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "Woah! Hot fashions!"
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, in use)- "We'll give them some privacy while they change."
 * Wood Fence (held)- "Let's build a fence!"
 * Wood Fence- "I don't think we can jump over that."
 * Wood Gate (held)- "Let's build a gate!"
 * Wood Gate- "The hinges are a little squeaky."
 * Potted Succulent- "I wonder if mum's ever seen one."

Base Game

 * Wooden Flooring- "If we put these on the ground we'll have a floor!"
 * Carpeted Flooring- "Carpets! Just like in our old house."
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "Fancy."
 * Savannah Turf- "Some grassy dirt."
 * Other Turfs (surface)- "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Other Turfs (cave)- "Some pretty average earth."

Reign of Giants

 * Deciduous Turf- "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Sandy Turf- "Some ground we dug up."

Shipwrecked

 * Jungle Turf- "Some ground we dug up."
 * Most Turfs- "Some ground that we dug up."

Hamlet

 * Lawn Turf- "
 * Cultivated Turf- "
 * Flat Stone Turf- "
 * Stone Road Turf- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Wooden Flooring- "Our feet go click-clack on this."
 * Carpeted Flooring- "Soft like our body."
 * Most Turfs- "Some pretty average earth."
 * Scaled Flooring- "Warm and cozy ground!"

Base Game

 * Rope- "We could tie stuff up with this."
 * Boards- "Logs, but flat."
 * Cut Stone- "Squared rocks."
 * Papyrus- "We could do our homework."
 * Purple Gem- "I can see knowledge swimming inside."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "It's cold and slippery."

Shipwrecked

 * Cloth- "We could make a new blankie. Or not."
 * Limestone- "So bumpy..."
 * Empty Bottle- "We wish this was filled with soda pop."
 * Coral Nubbin- "It'll grow some hair soon."

Hamlet

 * Claw Palm Sapling- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Cratered Moonrock- "Haha. It's heavy!"
 * Marble Bean- "Bean there, done that!"
 * Beeswax- "This stuff gives me hives."
 * Wax Paper- "Why have paper you can't draw on?"

Base Game

 * Meat Effigy- "Who is that supposed to be?"
 * Prestihatitator- "Did I just hear a squeak?"
 * Shadow Manipulator- "We should be careful around that."
 * Pan Flute- "A well constructed instrument."
 * Night Light- "It makes our skin crawl."
 * Night Armor- "I'm a bit uneasy wearing this, but it's effective."
 * Dark Sword- "Are you seeing this too?"
 * One-man Band- "We need to practice more."
 * Bat Bat- "Flap that bat like you were born to do it."
 * Belt of Hunger- "Squeeze our tummy tight!"
 * Chilled Amulet- "I guess it's nice."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "Did you hear something?"
 * Life Giving Amulet- "It's a fine necklace, I suppose."
 * Fire Staff- "We didn't start the fire."
 * Ice Staff- "It makes me feel funny."
 * Telelocator Staff- "It makes my brain feel fuzzy."
 * Telelocator Focus (full)- "Seems ready to use."
 * Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It needs something to focus the power."
 * Telelocator Socket (full)- "Looks good."
 * Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Looks empty."

Reign of Giants

 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "It will be of no use to us in that state."
 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Smells like cooking."
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "The fires care not for magic."
 * Old Bell- "Exactly the right amount of bell."

Shipwrecked

 * Piratihatitator- "This is definitely a thing."
 * Piratihatitator (burnt)- "All burned up!"
 * Dripple Pipes- "It's just begging to be played!"

Hamlet

 * Hogus Porkusator- "Yay! More things to learn!"
 * Hogus Porkusator (burnt)- "
 * Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "I hope it goes somewhere cool."
 * Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "That leads somewhere else."

Don't Starve Together

 * Meat Effigy- "It's a giant doll of our friend!!"
 * Night Armor- "It's a bit uneasy wearing this, but so effective."
 * Telelocator Staff- "Just looking at it makes my brain feel fuzzy."
 * Ocuvigil (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Woah! I bet it sees so far!"
 * Moon Dial (generic)- "Hey, Ms. Wicker! How come we can still see the moon?"
 * Moon Dial (new moon)- "New moon! Neat!"
 * Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is growing!"
 * Moon Dial (full moon)- "Wow! Full moon!"
 * Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon is shrinking!"
 * Moon Dial (in Caves)- "The moon can’t fit in a cave! I think."
 * The Lazy Deserter- "Floaty and weird."
 * The Lazy Deserter (active)- "I hope no one gets a headache."

Base Game

 * Sewing Kit- "Mum used to handle all of our sewing."
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "Strap some rabbits to our head, good idea."
 * Straw Hat- "This might keep the sun out of our eyes."
 * Beefalo Hat- "We'll blend in perfectly."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "A fortress for my face."
 * Feather Hat- "Feathers enough to cover our spiderness."
 * Winter Hat- "Mum always said I should take a cap with me."
 * Top Hat- "Like father used to wear."
 * Dapper Vest- "It itches and fits funny."
 * Breezy Vest- "It's so puffy!"
 * Puffy Vest- "It'll keep us from catching a cold."
 * Bush Hat- "Spider in the bushes."
 * Garland- "Colorful crown."
 * Walking Cane- "One more point of contact won't slow us down."

Reign of Giants

 * Cat Cap- "Hat of a cat."
 * Fashion Melon- "This is the best idea we have ever had."
 * Ice Cube- "This should keep us cool."
 * Rain Coat- "We might look silly, but it'll keep our fur dry."
 * Rain Hat- "It'll keep the water out of our fur."
 * Summer Frest- "Safety first!"
 * Floral Shirt- "Grandpa's style, definitely."
 * Eyebrella- "Disturbing, but it'll keep us dry."
 * Hibearnation Vest- "We'll be the hairiest spider ever."

Shipwrecked

 * Brain of Thought- "It feels smart and squishy on our head."
 * Snakeskin Hat- "Does snakeskin make us look tough?"
 * Snakeskin Jacket- "Rain will bead off our reptilian coat."
 * Blubber Suit- "A boy inside a spider inside a whale."
 * Windbreaker- "Wind can't hold us back!"
 * Tar Suit- "Oh, oh yuck! We'll never get that out of our fur!"
 * Particulate Purifier- "We are protected from sick smells..."
 * Sleek Hat- "We feel light on our feet."
 * Shark Tooth Crown- "A smile to wear on our forehead!"
 * Dumbrella- "One for each of us!"

Hamlet

 * Gas Mask- "Now we won't cough so much."
 * Pith Hat- "A safari hat!"
 * Thunderhat- "
 * Shamlet Mask- "I bet we can fool those pigs with this!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "Strap some rabbits to your head, good idea."
 * Straw Hat- "Keeps the sun out of all eight of your eyes."
 * Beefalo Hat- "The wearer will blend in perfectly."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "It's a face fortress!"
 * Feather Hat- "It looks like it took a whole flock to make that hat!"
 * Puffy Vest- "You're always supposed to wear a jacket!"
 * Bush Hat- "For looking bushier!"
 * Fashion Melon- "This is the best idea anyone's ever had."
 * Rain Coat- "Dry fur is the best fur."
 * Rain Hat- "It'll keep the water out of your fur."
 * Trusty Tape- "It's sticky, like a web."
 * Fashion Goggles- "We wish it had eight lenses."
 * Desert Goggles- "It covers our biggest eyes, anyway."
 * Funcap- "It's a cap cap!"

Shipwrecked

 * Log Raft- "This does not look swift."
 * Raft- "Do we think this is sturdy enough?"
 * Row Boat- "How's that old song go?"
 * Cargo Boat- "Ah we can stretch all our legs..."
 * Armored Boat- "It provides peace of mind at sea."
 * Encrusted Boat- "Ready to set sail!"
 * Boat Repair Kit- "Never leave home without one."
 * Thatch Sail- "This'll give us a push!"
 * Cloth Sail- "Now we can harness the wind!"
 * Snakeskin Sail- "With our sheet of gross skins, we're ready for adventure."
 * Feather Lite Sail- "A feathery sail makes for swift travel."
 * Iron Wind- "Who needs a sail!"
 * Boat Cannon- "With this we can make a warship!"
 * Quackering Ram- "Everyone get out of our way!!"
 * Sea Trap (held and placed)- "Things swim in. Dinner comes out."
 * Sea Yard (off)- "It won't work again until we fuel it."
 * Sea Yard (on)- "It's making the boats feel better!"
 * Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "We gotta fill it up soon."
 * Tar Extractor (off)- "It's off right now."
 * Tar Extractor (on)- "It's running real good!"
 * Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "It's running out of juice."
 * Trawl Net- "I wonder what we'll drag up."
 * Trawl Net (detached)- "What a tangled web we weave!"
 * Trawl Net (sinking)- "It's going down. Slowly."
 * Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "It's going down!"
 * Spyglass- "I can see so far!"
 * Super Spyglass- "We can see better than all our eyes!"
 * Captain Hat- "Just like a real boatguy!"
 * Pirate Hat- "Aaargh, we feel so salty!"
 * Lucky Hat- "Yarr! Haha."
 * Life Jacket- "It pays to be safe."

Hamlet

 * Cork Bowl Canoe- "

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Machete- "It cooks with every cut!"
 * Obsidian Axe- "We'll be unstoppable!"
 * Obsidian Spear- "One jab make 'em burn up!"
 * Obsidian Armor- "Our enemies will feel the heat!"
 * Obsidian Coconade- "The weather will be bomb-y!"
 * Howling Conch- "A gentle ocean breeze waits within this shell. Well, maybe not so gentle."
 * Sail Stick- "It's a stick!"
 * Volcano Staff- "The volcano does our bidding!"

Base Game

 * Thulecite- "Fancy rocks!"
 * Thulecite Wall (held)- "Wow, these are really heavy."
 * Thulecite Wall- "Looks sturdy."
 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "Everything's dandy."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Something's brewing."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's getting magickier!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "Stable, for now."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Magic go down the hole."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "Return to us, day!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "Not much magic here."
 * The Lazy Forager- "Many legs make light work, and so does this."
 * Magiluminescence- "Nice and glowy."
 * Construction Amulet- "Time to build!"
 * The Lazy Explorer- "Even with all our legs, a little teleportation is nice."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "We summon you, warm ball of light!"
 * Deconstruction Staff- "Magic taker-apart-er."
 * Pick/Axe- "Double duty."
 * Thulecite Crown- "And now we are king."
 * Thulecite Suit- "Nice and lightweight."
 * Thulecite Club- "We will, we will, smash you!"
 * Houndius Shootius (held)- "Wakey wakey!"
 * Houndius Shootius- "Stop looking at me!"

Don't Starve Together

 * The Lazy Explorer- "Teleportation gives us a chance to rest all our feet."

Shipwrecked

 * Joy of Volcanology- "I'm not a good reader, but he is!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Birds of the World- "This one has pictures!"
 * Applied Horticulture- "Why should we read about flowers when we can pick them?"
 * Sleepytime Stories- "It's... beddy-bye time..."
 * The End is Nigh!- "We don't like how this one ends!"
 * On Tentacles- "Why are the pages all slimy?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Map Scroll (empty)- "There's nothing on it."

Don't Starve Together

 * Kittykit- "You look like grandpa's cat!"
 * Vargling- "We're best friends."
 * Ewelet- "Father taught me how to take care of goats!"
 * Broodling- "She's a monster just like me!"
 * Glomglom- "He gives the fuzziest hugs."
 * Giblet- "Gobble gobble!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Carved Hornucopia- "Boy, I wish we could eat it."
 * Bubble Pipe Carving- "Bubbles!"
 * Pawn Figure- "Pawns are just as important as the rest of the pieces."
 * Rook Figure- "Where's the king of the castle?"
 * Knight Figure- "We could sculpt a stallion batalion!"
 * Bishop Figure- "We've never seen toys so big."
 * Queenly Figure- "We're sure she's nicer than she looks."
 * Kingly Figure- "Reminds me of grandpa."
 * Deerclops Figure- "This is a really good sculpture."
 * Bearger Figure- "The fur looks so real!"
 * Moose/Goose Figure- "She doesn't look so mean."
 * Dragonfly Figure- "We can practically feel the fire!"
 * Knight, Bishop, and Rook Figures (shaking on new moon)- "It's... alive?!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Moon Rock Idol- "It looks kinda like an alien."
 * Portal Paraphernalia- "We should build this."

Hamlet

 * Disarming Tools- "Neat! We can disarm traps with this."
 * Ball Pein Hammer- "A tiny hammer, like in my dinosaur digging kit."
 * Gold Pan- "Hey, now we can be prospectors."
 * Magnifying Glass- "Gee. We can see all kinds of things now."

Hamlet

 * Lamp Post (off)- "I miss street lamps."
 * Lamp Post (on)- "They don’t turn off when I get close!"
 * Town House- "That looks like a pig house"
 * The Sterling Trough Deli- "Let’s get something to eat."
 * Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "Maybe they have fang wax."
 * Curly Tails Mud Spa- "Oh! They have stuff for when we skin our knees!"
 * Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "They might have tasty fruit inside."
 * Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "We can always use more seeds."
 * 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "
 * The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "
 * The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "
 * The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "
 * My City Hall- "Some big shots work in there."
 * Slanty Shanty- "Gosh. Imagine living there."

Flooring.pnging

 * Wood Flooring- "
 * Marble Flooring- "
 * Checkered Flooring- "
 * Slate Flooring- "
 * Sheet Metal Flooring- "

Shelves.pnges

 * Carved Bookshelf- "
 * Basic Bookshelf- "
 * Cinderblock Bookshelf- "
 * Marble Shelf- "
 * Glass Shelf- "
 * Ladder Shelf- "
 * Hutch Shelf- "
 * Industrial Shelf- "
 * Adjustable Shelf- "
 * Windowed Cabinet- "
 * Wall Mounted Shelf- "
 * A-Frame Shelf- "
 * Crates Shelf- "
 * Fridge- "
 * Hook Shelf- "
 * Pipe Shelf- "
 * Hat Tree- "
 * Pallet Shelf- "

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 * Basic Plantholder- "
 * WIP Plantholder- "
 * Fancy Plantholder- "
 * Bonsai Plantholder- "
 * Dishgarden Plantholder- "
 * Philodendron Plantholder- "
 * Orchid Plantholder- "
 * Draceana Plantholder- "
 * Xerographica Plantholder- "
 * Birdcage Plantholder- "
 * Palm Plantholder- "
 * ZZ Plantholder- "
 * Fernstand Plantholder- "
 * Fern Plantholder- "
 * Terrarium Plantholder- "
 * Plantpet Plantholder- "
 * Traps Plantholder- "
 * Pitcher Plantholder- "
 * Marble Plantholder- "

Columns.pngns

 * Planed Wood Column- "
 * Millinery Column- "
 * Round Column- "
 * Lit Marble Column- "

Wall Papers.png Papers

 * Wood Panelling- "
 * Checkered Wall Paper- "
 * Floral Wall Paper- "
 * Sunflower Wall Paper- "
 * Harlequin Wall Paper- "

Ceiling Lights.pngng Lights

 * Wired Bulb- "
 * Metal Shade Lamp- "
 * Chandalier- "
 * Rope Light- "
 * Dual Rope Light- "
 * Blown Glass Bulb- "
 * Cherry Lamp Shade- "
 * Hanging Blooming Lamp- "
 * Hanging Floral Lamp- "
 * Tophat Light- "
 * Derby Light- "

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 * Photo- "
 * Full Length Mirror- "
 * Embroidery Hoop- "
 * Mosaic- "
 * Wreath- "
 * Axe- "
 * Hunt- "
 * Periodic Table- "
 * Gears Art- "
 * Cape- "
 * No Smoking- "
 * Black Cat- "
 * Tasteful Fish Mounting- "
 * Beefalo Mounting- "

Chairs.pngs

 * Classic Chair- "
 * Corner Chair- "
 * Bench- "
 * Horned Chair- "
 * Footrest- "
 * Lounge Chair- "
 * Massager Chair- "
 * Stuffed Chair- "
 * Rocking Chair- "
 * Ottoman Chair- "
 * Fancy Chaise- "

House Upgrades.png Upgrades

 * Cottage Kit- "
 * Tudor Home Kit- "
 * Gothic Home Kit- "
 * Brick Home Kit- "
 * Turreted Home Kit- "
 * Villa Kit- "
 * Manor Kit- "

Windows.pngws

 * Peaked Curtain Window- "
 * Round Burlap Window- "
 * Peaked Window- "
 * Square Window- "
 * Tall Window- "
 * Large Square Curtain Window- "
 * Tall Curtain Window- "

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 * Eye Rug- "
 * Square Throw Rug- "
 * Oval Rug- "
 * Large Rug- "
 * Fur Throw Rug- "
 * Hedgehog Rug- "
 * Porcupus Rug- "
 * Hoofprint Rug- "
 * Octagon Rug- "
 * Swirl Rug- "
 * Catcoon Rug- "
 * Rubbermat Rug- "
 * Web Rug- "
 * Metal Rug- "
 * Wormhole Rug- "
 * Braid Rug- "
 * Beard Rug- "
 * Nailbed Rug- "
 * Crime Rug- "
 * Soccer Rug- "

Lamps.png

 * Fringe Lamp- "
 * Stainglass Lamp- "
 * Downbridge Lamp- "
 * Dual Embroidered Lamp- "
 * Ceramic Lamp- "
 * Glass Lamp- "
 * Dual Fringes Lamp- "
 * Candelabra Lamp- "
 * Elizabethan Lamp- "
 * Gothic Lamp- "
 * Orb Lamp- "
 * Bellshade Lamp- "
 * Crystals Lamp- "
 * Upturn Lamp- "
 * Dual Upturn Lamp- "
 * Spool Lamp- "
 * Edison Lamp- "
 * Adjustable Lamp- "
 * Right Angle Lamp- "
 * Fancy Lamp- "

Tables.pngs

 * Round Table- "
 * Hard Wood Desk- "
 * DIY Table- "
 * College Table- "
 * Crate Table- "
 * Chess Table- "

Hallowed Nights

 * Candy Bag- "Treats, treats, treats!"
 * Candy Apple- "Oh, Wendy! We'll trade you for your choco pigs!"
 * Candy Corn- "Haha ew! It's weird!"
 * Catcoon Candy- "We forgot what good things tasted like!"
 * Choco Pigs- "Mmm! Sweet revenge!"
 * Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Candy candy candy!"
 * Gummy Spider- "We aren't totally comfortable with this."
 * Jelly Worm- "Gummy worms, yummy worms!"
 * Not-So-Candy Corn- "Haha, that's not candy!"
 * Raisins- "Oh, Ms. Wicker! We saved these for you!"
 * "Raisins"- "No worse than the other stuff we've eaten out here!"
 * Candy Lice- "Wriggly, yet satisfying."
 * Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "We like these a lot."
 * Lava Pepper- "Gosh, it's spicy."
 * Broken Stake- "Maybe we should hide this before someone gets hurt."
 * Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "It's not bouncy. What's the point?"
 * Empty Elixir- "I kinda wanna drink what's left, but he won't let me."
 * Faux Fangs- "We've already got some, thanks."
 * Monkey Paw- "The monkey probably needed that."
 * Spider Ring- "It's a friend for our finger!!"
 * Binoculars- "Haha! Everything looks so small!"
 * Lone Glove- "That's boring."
 * Snail Scale- "Haha, it looks like a snail shell."
 * Goop Canister- "Haha! Weird!"
 * Toy Cobra- "Neat!!"
 * Crocodile Toy- "C'mon little croc! Let's adventure!"
 * Broken Terrarium- "The plant is so pretty!"
 * Odd Radio- "It doesn't get any good channels."
 * Broken Hairdryer- "What's it for?"
 * Mad Scientist Lab- "Wow. Look at it bubble."
 * Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Makes us feel big and strong!"
 * Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "It's pretty powerful."
 * Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "It's only a little powerful."
 * Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "Neat! It's like firecrackers."
 * Totally Normal Root- "We should plant this somewhere."
 * Totally Normal Sapling- "It's a monster kid. Like me!"
 * Bat Decoration- "
 * Crow Decoration- "
 * Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "We should put this guy in a tree!"
 * Ghost Decoration- "
 * Spider Decoration- "Aw. It's not real. Let's hang it somewhere."
 * Tentacle Decoration- "

Winter's Feast

 * Gift Wrap- "I want to give someone something nice!"
 * Gift- "Oh! What is it?!"
 * Festive Tree Planter- "It's just a boring planter without a tree."
 * Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Aw... Why..."
 * Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It still needs to grow some more."
 * Winter's Feast Tree- "Winter's Feast! It's Winter's Feast!"
 * Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Nooo! The tree!"
 * Gingerbread Cookie- "I won't eat it. It's our friend now."
 * Eternal Fruitcake- "Yuck! What is that??"
 * Sugar Cookie- "Icy icy icing!"
 * Candy Cane- "Eat twenty candy canes! There's no candy shame!"
 * Chocolate Log Cake- "Haha, Wendy! Watch our Woodie impression!"
 * Plum Pudding- "Where are the plums?"
 * Apple Cider- "Apple juice?! Yes!!"
 * Hot Cocoa- "It makes our claws and tummy so warm."
 * Heavenly Eggnog- "It's really, really good!"
 * Festive Bauble- "Can we get a boost? We can't reach the treetop."
 * Festive Light- "We want to keep one for ourselves."
 * Magnificent Adornment- "Wow, that one looks great!"
 * Champion Adornment- "Not so scary when they're like this."
 * Appeasing Adornment- "Huh. It kinda looks...goaty!"

Year of the Gobbler/Varg

 * Gobbler Shrine- "We wanna give it something!"
 * Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "The pot's empty."
 * Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "The fire destroyed it."
 * Red Pouch- "We're so lucky!"
 * Lucky Gold Nugget- "So shiny!"
 * Red Firecrackers- "Don't worry Ms. Wicker, we'll be careful."
 * Red Lantern- "Our own personal night light!"
 * Lucky Fan- "It's so big!!"
 * Lucky Beast Head- "The front part's sort of scary."
 * Lucky Beast Body- "I'm not sure I want to be in *another* belly."
 * Lucky Beast Tail- "We like the tail!"
 * Varg Shrine- "It wants to give us presents!"
 * Varg Shrine (empty)- "Let's put the torch in!"
 * Varg Shrine (burnt)- "The fire destroyed it."
 * Lucky Whistle- "Our head buzzes when we blow it."
 * Clay Hound- "Sit! Stay?"
 * Clay Hound (statue)- "It looks like a big puppy."
 * Clay Varg- "N-nice puppy!"
 * Clay Varg (statue)- "It's got no eyes. Creepy!"
 * Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "We need somewhere to make it!"
 * Hound Figure- "Puppy!"
 * Varg Figure- "That's a big, bad dog."

The Forge

 * Battlemaster Pugna- "Maybe he's nice?"
 * Pit Pig- "Leave us alone!"
 * Crocommander- "Don't bite us!"
 * Snortoise- "That turtle's huge!"
 * Scorpeon- "Wouldn't you rather be bug friends with us?"
 * Boarilla- "No monkey business, mister!"
 * Grand Forge Boarrior- "You don't look so tough!"
 * Rhinocebro- "Looks like a big bully!"
 * Ancient Gateway (off)- "This isn't home!"
 * Ancient Gateway (on)- "Time to go... "home"."
 * Ancient Anchor (empty)- "It doesn't have its key."
 * Ancient Anchor (key)- "That looks much better!"
 * Forge Portal- "That's the bad guy portal!"
 * Battle Standard- "Hey, help me break this Battle Standard!"
 * Baby Spider- "We'll protect each other, spider babies!"
 * Magma Golem- "Hey hi, rock-person!"
 * Living Staff- "That uses magic to hurt people."
 * Infernal Staff- "It hurts people with magic."
 * Petrifying Tome- "We can read the words but we can't make them work."
 * Tome of Beckoning- "Are those even words in there?"
 * Forging Hammer- "We're not strong enough to use it."
 * Pith Pike- "Wigfrid makes it look so cool!"
 * Spiral Spear- "I don't really want it."
 * Riled Lucy- "You look different, Lucy. Did you get a haircut?"
 * Blacksmith's Edge- "That sword is too big for us to carry!"
 * Darts- "We like fighting from far away."
 * Molten Darts- "Those look like fun!"
 * Hearthsfire Crystals- "It's like fiery spit balls"
 * Reed Tunic- "Uhh, I don't think that's very safe."
 * Feathered Reed Tunic- "We'd skitter really fast with that."
 * Wood Armor- "Safety first!"
 * Jagged Wood Armor- "We like this armor a lot."
 * Silken Wood Armor- "This armor seems pretty good!"
 * Stone Splint Mail- "We'll be an impervious spider!"
 * Steadfast Stone Armor- "Maybe we should let someone tougher have it."
 * Steadfast Grand Armor- "
 * Jagged Grand Armor- "
 * Silken Grand Armor- "
 * Barbed Helm- "That looks like it was made for spiders."
 * Nox Helm- "We like that hat!"
 * Resplendent Nox Helm- "That helmet is really something!"
 * Feathered Wreath- "That might make us scuttle faster."
 * Crystal Tiara- "It sure is sparkly."
 * Clairvoyant Crown- "It looks neat, but we don't want it."
 * Woven Garland- "I don't think we should wear that."
 * Flower Headband- "It makes your day a little brighter."
 * Blossomed Wreath- "It makes you feel a little better when you wear it."
 * Started revival- "Hold on, we'll help!"
 * Finished revival- "There you go!"
 * Revived- "All better!"
 * Refusing inappropriate weapon- "We don't want to use that."

The Gorge

 * Mumsy- "Does your kid want to play?"
 * Billy- "Hi! I'm Webber!"
 * Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm- "Hi there! Wanna trade?"
 * Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "Hey. You look nice."
 * Swamp Pig Elder- "Hi, Mr. Pig!"
 * Swamp Pig Elder (sleeping)- "It's sleeping."
 * Swamp Pig- "They're not afraid of us!!"
 * Old Beefalo- "Take it easy, grandpa."
 * Pigeon- "I should leave it alone."
 * Pigeon (sleeping)- "It's sleeping."
 * Pigeon (dead)- "It's not moving."
 * Pebble Crab- "Don't be afraid!"
 * Berry Bush- "Aww... all the berries are gone now."
 * Fern- "Maybe we could make a salad."
 * Mushroom- "Those mushrooms are tiny."
 * Mushroom (picked)- "No more little mushrooms."
 * Rotten Crop- "That one got a bit squishy."
 * Sapling- "It's gonna take too long to grow back."
 * Spotty Shrub- "What a cool purple shrub."
 * Spotty Shrub (picked)- "All the good stuff's gone."
 * Sugarwood Tree- "I wonder why the people left this nice place."
 * Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "Why would anyone do that?"
 * Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "There isn't any sap yet."
 * Sugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "Sticky, sticky sap!"
 * Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "Ew... The bugs got in it."
 * Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "Aw, now it's not as pink."
 * Ivy- "Ivy grows everywhere."
 * The Altar of Gnaw- "I think it's hungry."
 * The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "We hope it's good."
 * Ancient Gateway- "At least it took us somewhere different."
 * Beast of Hunger (1)- "It looks like the friendly goat we met."
 * Beast of Hunger (2)- "A lotta goat statues around here."
 * Broken Carriage- "I wish we could ride in that."
 * Dilapidated Cathedral- "We can't even fix it."
 * Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "Bummer."
 * Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "Aw. That's too bad."
 * Dilapidated Clocktower- "I don't think that clock works anymore."
 * Dilapidated Door- "It doesn't lead anywhere anymore."
 * Dilapidated House-
 * "Where did everyone go?"
 * "I wonder what happened here?"
 * "Looks like everyone left."
 * Dilapidated Roof- "Too bad."
 * Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "I think it's sort of pretty."
 * Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "It almost looks real."
 * Worn Pig House- "I've never seen their houses up close!"
 * House Rubble- "No one lives in it anymore."
 * Iron Fence- "It looks sharp."
 * Locked Iron Gate- "It's locked. I think we need a key."
 * Iron Gate- "Park. Park. Park!"
 * Mealing Stone- "We want to do the grinding!"
 * Park Fountain- "No coins in it. I guess no one made wishes."
 * Post- "It's nice enough."
 * Queen Beast- "Wow. She looks beautiful."
 * Rundown House- "It doesn't look very cozy."
 * Safe- "Well, it wouldn't hurt to take a look."
 * Locked Safe- "Someone's precious things are probably inside."
 * Sammy's Wagon- "Do they have any toys?"
 * Pipton's Cart- "That's full of good stuff."
 * Salt Pond- "It's all crusty around the edges."
 * Stone Pillar- "It's a monument or something."
 * Streetlight- "It's the kind of lamp they have in the city."
 * Small Streetlight- "We're almost as tall as this lamp."
 * Smashed Clock- "Does it still tell the right time?"
 * Urn- "Aw. Someone died."
 * Wrecked Bicycle- "Aww... It's broken."
 * Pot Hanger (held)- "We should put it together."
 * Pot Hanger- "We can hang a pot off this."
 * Oven (held)- "We gotta set this up."
 * Oven- "Mom said I should be careful around the oven."
 * Small Grill (held)- "Let's find a place to put it."
 * Small Grill- "What should we cook?"
 * Large Grill (held)- "We could use it to make yummy food."
 * Large Grill- "We have to be careful when we cook."
 * Cookpot- "You cook stuff in it."
 * Large Cookpot- "This pot's a bit bigger than the other one."
 * Small Casserole Dish- "It's kinda small."
 * Large Casserole Dish- "We can cooks stuff in it." [sic]
 * Syrup Pot- "Sweet pot!"
 * Salt Rack (held)- "We should set it up at the crusty pond."
 * Salt Rack- "We have to wait for more salt."
 * Salt Rack (ready)- "Salt's ready."
 * Crab Trap- "We can trap little crabs in this."
 * Hoe- "I know how to use this!"
 * Slaughter Tools- "I don't wanna use this."
 * Tree Tapping Kit- "It's a big ol'bucket."
 * Key- "Cool! I wonder what it unlocks?"
 * Iron Key- "We wanna go to the park."
 * Ancient Key- "I wonder where this takes us."
 * All Seed Packet types- "We can plant a whole bunch of food with this."
 * All Seed types- "We can find out what they are by planting them."
 * Salmon- "Mom said fish oil is good for our brain."
 * Cooked Salmon- "Smells good!"
 * Crab Meat- "Crabs kinda look like spiders."
 * Cooked Crab Meat- "We don't want to eat it."
 * Cooked Foliage- "This probably doesn't count as a salad, huh."
 * Mushroom (item)- "I don't like mushrooms."
 * Cooked Mushroom- "
 * Garlic- "Maxwell says you ward monsters away with it."
 * Roast Garlic- "It didn't ward us off!"
 * Onion- "It makes all our eyes water!"
 * Roast Onion- "Our eyes don't water any more."
 * Potato- "Woah! A potato!"
 * Roast Potato- "It's a cooked potato now."
 * Toma Root- "Is it a fruit or a vegetable?"
 * Roast Toma Root- "It's a cooked fregetable. Vruit?"
 * Turnip- "Wow! It's a turnip!"
 * Roast Turnip- "We cooked the turnip."
 * Wheat- "If only I were back at the mill."
 * Flour- "It's no good by itself."
 * Goat Milk- "Milk is good for our bones. Endo and exo!"
 * Salt Crystals- "We're gonna crunch them all up."
 * Salt- "We don't use a lot of salt on our food."
 * Sap- "Sticky, gooey sap."
 * Ruined Sap- "Aw... It's no good anymore."
 * Syrup- "Sweet!"
 * Spotty Sprig- "It doesn't taste very good on its own."
 * Spot Spice- "We ground it all up."
 * Old Coin- "We could trade it for something small."
 * Sapphire Medallion- "I wonder what we can buy with this."
 * Red Mark- "We can buy a whole bunch of stuff with this."
 * Gnaw's Favor- "The nice lady said we need three of them."
 * Prepared dish- "We can put it on the altar now."
 * Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "We think the Gnaw wants something different."
 * Prepared dish (matches craving)- "The goat lady said this was what the Gnaw wanted."
 * Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "This is what it wants, but it's kinda puny."
 * Burnt Food- "It's okay. The next one will be better."
 * Silver Plate- "Now we don't have to eat off the floor."
 * Silver Bowl- "Now we don't have somewhere to put food." [sic]
 * Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "Aww. We want in there."
 * Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "We already put this on a dish."
 * Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "Hmmm... I think we need a different dish for this."
 * Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "It's still working on the first one."
 * Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "I don't think we should offer that."
 * Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "Aw... It's the wrong one."
 * Cannot use item (occupied)- "Oops. Someone else is using that."
 * Food ruined (bad recipe)- "Oh no! That wasn't a recipe!"
 * Food ruined (overcooked)- "Oh no! We burnt it!"
 * Lost round- "Don't eat us!"
 * Won round- "I'm ready to go home now!"

Base Game

 * Evergreen- "Pines are always greener on the other side of the fence."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "A dying breed."
 * Spiky Tree- "A harsh tree for harsh conditions."
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Got you good, tree!"
 * Spiky Tree (stump)- "An axe can solve any tree-related problem!"
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "What a senseless waste of firewood."
 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "It's extra dangerous now!"
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Only we can prevent forest fires."
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Its growing days are over."
 * Evergreen (sapling)- "Grow, grow!"
 * Log- "That's a log of wood."
 * Log (burning)- "So much for our arts and crafts!"
 * Charcoal- "Hard and black, like my better half."
 * Pine Cone- "It's bursting with life."
 * Marble Tree- "I hope it doesn't fall on us."
 * Totally Normal Tree- "Hello, Mr. Tree!"
 * Totally Normal Tree (stump)- "
 * Living Log- "This log has a face."
 * Sapling- "These sure grow slowly."
 * Sapling (picked)- "We'll make good use of your twigs!"
 * Sapling (burning)- "So bright!"
 * Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "Into the ground with you!"
 * Twigs- "Wish we had a friend to play stick swords with."
 * Grass Tuft- "Grass, next best thing to silk."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "Picked down to the stems."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It could use some perking up."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "Fire fire fire!"
 * Cut Grass- "We should be able to weave this, too."
 * Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Ripe for the pickin'."
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "See you soon, berries!"
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "It's run out of plant food."
 * Reeds- "Maybe we could use some of those."
 * Reeds (picked)- "Only stems remain."
 * Reeds (burning)- "Those burn quickly!"
 * Cut Reeds- "Reeds, web, what's the difference."
 * Plant- "What will blossom?"
 * Plant (growing)- "Is it done yet?"
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "We're master farmers."
 * Marsh Plant- "That's a thirsty plant."
 * Spiky Bush- "Hope we don't fall on that."
 * Spiky Bush (after picking)- "That hurt our hands."
 * Spiky Bush (burning)- "It will be gone soon!"
 * Flower- "We agree that flowers are nice."
 * Petals- "How colorful."
 * Evil Flower- "This flower is decidedly not nice!"
 * Dark Petals- "They make our head hurt."
 * Red Mushroom- "Ready for the taking!"
 * Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "We can't get at it like this."
 * Red Mushroom (picked)- "I think some spores remain."
 * Green Mushroom- "Ready for harvest."
 * Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "We can't get at it!"
 * Green Mushroom (picked)- "It's gone now."
 * Blue Mushroom- "Vroom vroom mushroom."
 * Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Hiding, are we?"
 * Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it will regrow."

Reign of Giants

 * Birchnut Tree- "My, what nice foliage you have."
 * Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Got you good, tree!"
 * Birchnut Tree (burning)- "What a senseless waste of firewood."
 * Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Only we can prevent forest fires."
 * Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "May you have a long and free life."
 * Sapling (withered)- "I think the heat broke it."
 * Grass Tuft (withered)- "The heat wave bested it."
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "Heat too intense for ya?"
 * Plant (withered)- "It's all dried out and dead."
 * Birchnut- "Tree or food, there's something inside."
 * Cactus- "It's got more things coming out of it than we do."
 * Cactus (after picking)- "Yowch!"
 * Cactus (picked)- "It's got no meat left in it."
 * Tumbleweed- "Who knows what that tumbleweed has picked up."

Shipwrecked

 * Bamboo Patch (normal and burning)- "Cute little bamboo."
 * Jungle Tree- "Not a bad tree."
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den (normal and burning)- "It's a nice bush."
 * Bamboo Patch (stump & withered)- "It has a bamboo-boo."
 * Jungle Tree (stump)- "We cut it up!"
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "We took it all."
 * Jungle Tree (burning)- "Too hot!"
 * Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "It's bamburnt."
 * Jungle Tree (burnt)- "It's not green anymore."
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "All burned up."
 * Bamboo Root- "We're a gardening expert!"
 * Viney Bush Root- "Where should we put this?"
 * Jungle Tree (sapling)- "Grow, grow, grow!"
 * Jungle Tree Seed- "Hard to believe such a big tree comes from this!"
 * Bamboo- "Such a useful stick-type thing."
 * Vine- "This stuff is wild."
 * Grass (water)- "It's going for a swim."
 * Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "I want to poke it, but I'm afraid our hand will get stuck."
 * Seaweed (planted and picked)- "We should weed that out, maybe."
 * Mangrove (normal, burning, and stump)- "It would be a cool place for a treehouse."
 * Mangrove (burnt)- "So no treehouse, then."
 * Palm Tree- "This tree has presents!"
 * Palm Tree (burning)- "What a senseless waste of firewood."
 * Palm Tree (burnt)- "It's dropped its last coconut."
 * Palm Tree (stump)- "Goodbye, Tree of Palms."
 * Palm Tree (sapling)- "Aw. It's so little."
 * Palm Leaf- "Big leaf."
 * Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "Nothing out of the ordinary here."
 * Tidal Plant- "It looks like a weed."

Hamlet

 * Claw Palm Tree- "Neat!"
 * Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
 * Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
 * Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
 * Cork- "I bet we can make something with this."
 * Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
 * Rainforest Tree- "It’s pretty."
 * Rainforest Tree (burning)- "
 * Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "It's burnt."
 * Rainforest Tree (stump)- "Chop chop!"
 * Cocooned Tree- "Bet those monkey things like this place"
 * Jungle Burr- "
 * Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
 * Tea Tree- "Hey there, tea tree!"
 * Tea Tree (burning)- "
 * Tea Tree (burnt)- "
 * Tea Tree (stump)- "Hey there, tea tree!"
 * Seed Pod- "Should we plant it or eat it."
 * Tea Tree Sapling- "
 * Tuber Tree- "We can’t cut that down with an axe."
 * Blooming Tuber Tree- "We can’t cut that down with an axe."
 * Tall Grass- "It’s taller than we are!"
 * Exotic Flower- "This flower is neat!"
 * Aloe (planted)- "Oh wow. Aloe’s good for lots of stuff."
 * Asparagus (planted)- "We should pick those."
 * Radish (planted)- "Hey little guy."
 * Nettle Vine- "Those will grow back probably."
 * Nettle Vine (picked)- "
 * Nettle Plant (held)- "
 * Bramble- "Watch out for a prickly thorns!"
 * Hanging Vine- "Cool! Vines!"
 * Great Leafy Stalk- "It’s probably super old."
 * Lotus Plant- "Wow, it’s so pink!"
 * Lotus Plant (picked)- "
 * Lily Pad- "
 * Hedge- "Nice enough hedge."
 * Hedge (untrimmed)- "It looks shaggy. We should trim it."
 * Magic Flower- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Evergreen, Lumpy Evergreen, and Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Would a cool bandaid make you feel better, Mr. Tree?"
 * Sapling (picked)- "Don't worry lil guy, it'll grow back!"
 * Twigs- "Does anyone want to play stick swords with us??"
 * Reeds- "I bet those would be useful."
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "We grew it together!"
 * Lumpy Sapling- "Weird little plant."
 * Burnt Spiky Bush- "All burned up."
 * Twiggy Tree- "We want to climb it!"
 * Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Would a cool bandaid make you feel better, Mr. Tree?"
 * Twiggy Tree (burning)- "What a senseless waste of firewood."
 * Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "Only we can prevent forest fires."
 * Twiggy Tree (old)- "It's too flimsy to climb."
 * Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "Little tree!"
 * Twiggy Tree Cone- "The tree wants to come out and play!"
 * Sapling (diseasing)- "Are you okay, lil sapling?"
 * Grass Tuft (diseasing)- "Are you okay, lil tuft?"
 * Berry Bush (diseasing)- "Are you okay, lil bush?"
 * Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "Maybe it needs some chicken soup?"
 * Juicy Berry Bush- "Those berries look so juicy!"
 * Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "It's taking a nap."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "Uh-oh! Burnies!"
 * Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "It needs some poops!"
 * Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "Into the ground with you!"
 * Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "Aww, are you sad?"
 * Juicy Berry Bush (diseasing)- "Are you okay, lil bush?"
 * Marble Sprout- "You can plant anything in the ground!"
 * Marble Shrub- "That's a weird shape for a bush."
 * Rose- "Bright red petals! We love it!"
 * Rose (after picking)- "Yowch!"
 * Succulent- "We think it's a cactus."
 * Succulent (held)- "It got picked."

Base Game

 * Beehive- "It's a hive of activity."
 * Killer Bee Hive- "Sounds like anger!"
 * Honeycomb- "Honey pods!"
 * Hound Mound- "This place scares us."
 * Bones- "There isn't much left."
 * Touch Stone- "Some sort of religious monument maybe?"
 * Obelisk (sane, up)- "It's in our way."
 * Obelisk (sane, down)- "Something about this rock feels off."
 * Obelisk (insane, up)- "Move, stupid rock!"
 * Obelisk (insane, down)- "I wonder what that does."
 * Harp Statue- "Someone took the head."
 * Marble Pillar- "Nothing lasts forever in this world."
 * Marble- "Maybe we should take up sculpting."
 * Rundown House- "Smells fishy."
 * Merm Head- "A waste of food."
 * Pig Head- "We just wanted to be friends."
 * Pig Torch- "If only we could get closer."
 * Basalt- "Impenetrable."
 * Boulder- "We'll need to mine it before we can use it."
 * Rocks- "None of these look like they would skip well."
 * Flint- "Oh, to feel a sharp edge against my skin."
 * Nitre- "What are we supposed to do with this?"
 * Gold Nugget- "We definitely like shiny."
 * Grave- "Our loot sense is tingling."
 * Grave (dug)- "We're sorry about that."
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "A pile of dirt. I bet it's hiding something."
 * Animal Track- "Whatever it is, it travels single file."
 * Animal Track (lost its trail)- "It's too muddy to track."
 * Animal Track (found)- "Fresh tracks!"
 * Wooden Thing- "I can hear the sounds of another world!"
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I don't think we're done yet!"
 * Wooden Thing (locked)- "It still won't work!"
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "We could use this to visit new worlds!"
 * Ring Thing- "I think there are more parts."
 * Crank Thing- "A crank that will stand up to punishment."
 * Box Thing- "The power in this box is unimaginable."
 * Metal Potato Thing- "It looks like this goes with something...."
 * Worm Hole- "I think that thing's alive."
 * Worm Hole (open)- "I've been in worse."
 * Worm Hole (exited)- "That was a scary hole!"
 * Pond- "Water doesn't go well with our fur."
 * Skeleton- "Hello? Are you all right?"
 * Spider Den- "Looks cozy in there."
 * Spider Eggs- "A portable friendship pod!"
 * Rabbit Hole- "Come out! We just want to be friends."
 * Walrus Camp- "Maybe they'll invite us in?"
 * Walrus Camp (empty)- "I think someone was here."
 * Sunken Boat- "It's not much to look at."
 * Sunken Boat (empty)- "Maybe it's time to abandon ship, birdie."
 * Flotsam- "There must be a way to grab it."

Reign of Giants

 * Ice- "Chilling."
 * Mini Glacier- "Ice can be useful."
 * Mini Glacier (melted)- "Puddle!"
 * Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "It's too muddy to track."
 * Burrow- "Hidey-hole."
 * Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "I hope they're okay in there."
 * Rundown House (burnt)- "It's in worse shape than before!"
 * Merm Head (burnt)- "I wonder who he was."
 * Pig Head (burnt)- "Gross."
 * Hollow Stump- "Trunk house."
 * Hollow Stump (empty)- "The nine lives thing is true!"
 * Glommer's Statue- "A statue of some weird bug."
 * Glommer's Statue (mined)- "Take that, rock bug!"
 * Skeleton (self)- "Er, where did the spider parts go?"
 * Sunken Boat (burnt)- "Hard to believe this thing was ever seaworthy."

Shipwrecked

 * Crabbit Den (normal and collapsed)- "The sixlegger lives underground."
 * Fishermerm's Hut- "Can I come in?"
 * Merm Hut- "Smells fishy."
 * Merm Hut (burnt)- "It's in worse shape than before!"
 * Shoal- "Fishies for the taking!"
 * Wobster Den- "That is where the armored meat goes during the day."
 * Coral Reef- "A coral party!"
 * Coral- "Pretty colors."
 * Coral Larva- "Aw, hi there."
 * Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "This rock is covered in food things!"
 * Limpet Rock (picked)- "Come back, yumyums."
 * Magma Pile- "Beneath that stony exterior lies... stone, probably."
 * Krissure- "The ground is angry."
 * Steamer Trunk- "Better finish packing."
 * Sandy Pile- "Wish we had a bucket and a shovel."
 * Sand- "We like to feel it beneath our feet."
 * Sharkitten Den- "Maybe some kitties will come out and play?"
 * Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "Bland sand."
 * Volcano- "Is that a... oh my..."
 * Dragoon Egg- "Will it hatch soon?"
 * Suspicious Bubbles- "Which end are those coming from?"
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "It went home..."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "We're on the trail!"
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "It's so choppy!"
 * Tar Slick- "The yucky stuff down there might be useful."
 * Tar- "Eww! It's stuck in our fur!"
 * Tar Trap- "Yuck! It's sticky!"
 * Tidal Pool- "It's like a fishbowl... without the bowl!"
 * Lava Pool- "Blazing hot!"
 * Mussels- "Yuck."
 * Mussels (with stick)- "Is it done yet?"
 * Slot Machine- "I think I'm too young for this."
 * Electric Isosceles- "How unsettling!"
 * Octo Chest- "Let's look inside!"
 * Debris- "Where's the rest of the ship?"
 * Crate- "Wow, a crate."
 * Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "He doesn't look too happy."
 * Seashell- "We can hear the ocean with these. We can also hear it without them."
 * Poisonous Hole- "Yikes! The ground is farting!"
 * Gunpowder Barrel- "Boom-material!"
 * X Marks the Spot- "Treasure, treasure, treasure!"
 * Rawling- "We like the wild ball man."
 * Watery Grave- "Blub blub."
 * Wreck- "A reminder to respect the sea."
 * Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "Can we eat off this?"
 * Grassy Thing- "It's weird!"
 * Screw Thing- "Someone's got a screw loose."
 * Wooden Potato Thing- "Aw, it's not even edible."
 * Ring Thing- "Maybe it's for hulahooping?"

Hamlet

 * Stone Slab- "
 * Stone Slab (flipped)- "
 * Dung Pile- "Oh, poop!"
 * Dung Ball- "Yuck!"
 * Thundernest- "It's one of those scary bird's nests."
 * Iron Hulk (head)- "Shhh... it's sleeping."
 * Iron Hulk (hand)- "It's a sleepy robot hand."
 * Iron Hulk (ribs)- "Yikes. Looks scary."
 * Iron Hulk (foot)- "That looks like it could stomp us!"
 * Iron Ore- "We could make all kinds of neat stuff with this."
 * Sparkling Pool- "It’s full of sparkling stuff."
 * Gold Dust- "
 * Gnat Mound- "It's where all those little bugs live."
 * Quarry Lodgings- "That's where the miner’s live."
 * Lawn Decoration- "We should be careful not to knock it over."
 * Secret Bandit Camp- "Hey, there's the treasure!"
 * Cave Cleft- "That's probably where those mean bats live."
 * Ruinous Entrance- "
 * Mant Hill- "Are we welcome in there?"
 * Crumbling Brazier- "That’s a good place for some light."
 * Crumbling Visage- "We’ll need to mine it before we can use it."
 * Ancient Wall- "
 * Fountain of Youth- "
 * Fountain of Youth (dry)- "
 * Ominous Carving- "
 * Teetering Pillar- "
 * Petrified Egg (1)- "
 * Petrified Egg (2)- "
 * Petrified Egg (3)- "
 * Rusty Lamp- "
 * Weathered House- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Marble Pillar- "Nothing lasts forever on its own."
 * Grave (dug)- "Maybe that was too mean."
 * Merm Head (burnt)- "I wonder who that was."
 * Florid Postern- "It's pretty... pretty scary!"
 * Gigantic Beehive- "Oh, bother!"
 * Honey Patch- "Not web. We can’t walk on it."
 * Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "I wonder what the bees are making!"
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "It's a bit scary, but we don't like to judge."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "That looks really nice!"
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "I think it really ties the island together."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "It was hiding!"
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Where's your head, mister?"
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "Peekaboo, monster!"
 * Marble Sculpture (wrong piece, unable to repair)- "This two piece puzzle sure is hard!"
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "Oh! That piece was his nose."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "There! All better!"
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "You look great!"
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "I think it's stuck in there."
 * Magma- "Ouch! Burnies!"
 * Rock- "Wow! A rock!"
 * Crispy Skeleton- "They're probably fine."
 * Marble Statue (Comedy)- "It looks real lifelike, but it's all cold to touch."
 * Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "Nice sword!"
 * Statue (Pawn and Vase)- "Solid marble!"
 * Meteor and Moon Rock- "Neat!"
 * Celestial Orb- "Neat, it's a ball that floats by itself!"
 * Celestial Portal- "Gosh. It's so sparkly!"
 * Moon Stone (broken)- "It's broke."
 * Moon Stone (repaired)- "I wonder what it wants?"
 * Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Something else needs to happen, right?"
 * Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "Bright sticky stick!"
 * Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "I don't think it wanted that."
 * Moon Stone (not staff)- "I think that'd make it angry."
 * Moon Rubble- "Oh... We don't like this!"
 * Petrified Evergreen- "It's all stone and no bark."
 * Petrified Evergreen (mined)- "
 * Rock Den- "It looks warm in there."
 * Skeleton (male player)- "Oh no, %s! %s must have really hurt him!"
 * Skeleton (female player)- "Oh no, %s! %s must have really hurt her!"
 * Skeleton (robot and other player)- "Oh no, %s! %s must have really hurt them!"
 * Stagehand- "Is there a spider friend rustling beneath?"
 * Stagehand (walking)- "Definitely not a spider!"
 * Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Looks like a... cactus? No, that's not right."
 * Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Did someone lose this?"
 * Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "I think it's looking at us!"
 * Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Yikes."
 * Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Haha. We can stack things on its head and it won't even move."
 * Loot Stash- "Presents?!"
 * Lake- "That's a pretty lake!"
 * Lake (dry)- "It takes forever to get sand out of our fur."
 * Cave-in Boulder- "We'll need to mine it down, I guess."
 * Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "Gotta get rid of the other boulders first."

Exclusive to Pocket Edition

 * Compromising Statue- "It makes sure nothing bad happens to us."

Base Game

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "It's plugged up."
 * Sinkhole (generic)- "We'd rather visit our spider friends on the surface."
 * Sinkhole (open)- "I can hear some spider friends down there."
 * Exit to Surface (generic)- "We like it down here."
 * Exit to Surface (open)- "It leads back to the light."
 * Red Mushtree- "It's upsettingly large."
 * Green Mushtree- "Bigger than a normal mushroom."
 * Blue Mushtree- "How did it get so big?"
 * Light Flower- "Oooh, a glowing ball of flower!"
 * Light Bulb- "Bright and delicious."
 * Stalagmite- "Rocks underground?! Shocking."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "Pointy rocks underground?! Simply Stunning."
 * Spilagmite- "We could stand to live there."
 * Slurtle Mound- "Slimy and rocky."
 * Splumonkey Pod- "Did you hear something?"
 * Fern- "Swirly plants."
 * Foliage- "Soft and leafy."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "It's a tropical cave tree, of course."
 * Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "Oopsie doodle."

Hamlet

 * Spooky Hole- "Hello... Anybody in there?"
 * Unimportant Rock Pillar- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Sinkhole (full)- "We'll explore when everyone else has had their turn!"
 * Exit to Surface (full)- "They don't have enough space for us!"
 * Bat Cave- "Oooh they're hiding in there!"
 * Red Mushtree (blooming)- "Hahah! Wow, it smells so bad!"
 * Green Mushtree (blooming)- "It's all round and squishy now!"
 * Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "It sounds so funny!"
 * Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "This one looks friendly!"
 * Red Spore- "Our favorite color! Red!"
 * Red Spore (held)- "If we stare at it we'll turn to stone!"
 * Green Spore- "That's green, our favoritest color!"
 * Green Spore (held)- "If we lick it we'll turn to wood!"
 * Blue Spore- "Blue! That's our favorite color!"
 * Blue Spore (held)- "If we eat it we'll turn to water!"
 * Withered Flower- "Aww so sad!"
 * Mysterious Plant- "What could possibly go wrong?"
 * Fossil Fragment- "We want to play archaeologist!"
 * Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Needs more bones!"
 * Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "Maybe we shouldn't play with bones."
 * Odd Skeleton (complete)- "That looks real good!"
 * Odd Skeleton (incorrect structure, unable to revive)- "We put the bones together wrong."
 * Odd Skeleton (improper revival)- "It's not waking up."

Base Game

 * Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "It's plugged up."
 * Ruins Sinkhole-
 * Ancient Statue- "It's throbbing strangely."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "We can repair it."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Old and full of mysteries."
 * Algae- "Just a normal pond plant."
 * Broken Clockworks- "A mess of chess."
 * Relic- "These haven't been used in a while."
 * Relic (broken)- "Smashed beyond repair."
 * Thulecite Fragments- "Small bits of fancy rock."
 * Cave Lichen- "It likes it down here."
 * Ornate Chest- "Stylish storage."
 * Large Ornate Chest- "What a big treasure box!"
 * Nightmare Light- "Not exactly my kind of nightlight."

Don't Starve Together

 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "It's been busted up."
 * Ancient Chest- "We feel cold."
 * Ancient Chest (shaking)- "It's judging us."
 * Ancient Chest (failed)- "But those were presents!"
 * Ancient Chest (successful)- "It likes us!"
 * Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "We need another piece to turn it on."
 * Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "What's it doing?"
 * Ancient Gateway (activated)- "Does that mean we get to go home?"
 * Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "It looks like it's gonna blow up!"
 * Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "It wasn't a way home, anyway."
 * Ancient Obelisk- "We never learned those letters."
 * Ancient Beacon- "No light."
 * Ancient Beacon (active)- "We don't like it."
 * Ancient Mural (first)- "It's a picture of some bug people."
 * Ancient Mural (second)- "This picture's all messed up."
 * Ancient Mural (third)- "There's a lot of black goop in this picture."
 * Ancient Mural (fourth)- "A picture of bug people escaping their bug outsides!"
 * Ancient Mural (fifth)- "A picture of a city. It looks like a nice place to live."
 * Atrium Statue- "They look sick."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Workbench- "We forge the fire items here!"
 * Coffee Plant- "It's covered in the happy beans."
 * Coffee Plant (picked)- "We took them all."
 * Coffee Plant (barren)- "No more mean beans."
 * Coffee Plant (withered)- "The bean bush looks sad."
 * Coffee Plant (held)- "With just a little love you could grow again."
 * Elephant Cactus- "It's made of hurt!"
 * Elephant Cactus (withered)- "It's withered, but still hurts to touch."
 * Elephant Cactus Stump- "Are you sleeping in there?"
 * Elephant Cactus (held)- "Now I can use it."
 * Cactus Spike- "This could really hurt someone."
 * Obsidian Boulder- "This rock is pretty tough."
 * Obsidian- "Volcano rocks rock!"
 * Charcoal Boulder- "Big, crumbly rock."
 * Burnt Ash Tree- "I think it's speaking to me."
 * Dragoon Saliva- "Keep your bodily fluids to yourself!"
 * Woodlegs' Cage- "Someone free him!"
 * Woodlegs (free)- "
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "We can't use it right now."
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "We can feed the hungry volcano! But what does it like to eat?"
 * Volcano (exit)- "

Hamlet

 * A Smashing Pot- "We could smash this pot."
 * Dart Trap- "
 * Nasty Spear Trap- "
 * Busted Spear Trap- "
 * Tempting Idol- "
 * Unimportant Pillar- "
 * Vines- "
 * Wall Brazier- "
 * Wishing Well- "We should wish for world peace."

Hamlet

 * Antcomb Home- "Those little ant guys live in here."
 * Honey Chest- "
 * Lamp- "Sweet light. I wonder if we can eat it."
 * Mant Warrior Egg- "
 * Stalacmite Throne- "

Hamlet

 * Royal Gallery Exhibit- "

Base Game

 * Clockwork Knight- "Wow! That's a complicated clockwork."
 * Clockwork Bishop- "You don't play by the chess rules that grandpa taught."
 * Clockwork Rook- "Who made these things!?"
 * Damaged Knight- "Goodnight, good knight."
 * Damaged Bishop- "Bishop of bad dreams."
 * Damaged Rook- "You can't rook us."
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Is somebody there?!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "Aah! Monsters in the dark!"
 * Hound- "That's an angry puppy!"
 * Red Hound- "He's got a fire under his feet. And all inside him."
 * Blue Hound- "He has a chilling look in his eyes."
 * Hound's Tooth- "Our very own tooth to gnash."
 * Spider- "Spiders understand us."
 * Spider Warrior- "Can you teach us to fight good?"
 * Spider (sleeping)- "Aww! I think it's having a dream."
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Night-night."
 * Spider (dead)- "Another lost friend."
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Forgive us."
 * Spider Gland- "This might sooth our cuts."
 * Silk- "It's so smooth!"
 * Krampus- "Give us back our things!"
 * Krampus Sack- "We could put more in it but we're scared to touch the stuff he left inside."
 * Merm- "I would've thought they would bathe more often!"
 * Frog- "Ack! Sticky tongue!"
 * Frog (sleeping)- "Oblivious amphibious."
 * Frog (dead)- "A hop too far."
 * Tentacle- "We would be mad if something stepped on us, too."
 * Tentacle Spike- "We could hit stuff with the pointy bits!"
 * Tentacle Spots- "Spotty!"
 * Big Tentacle- "It's huge!"
 * Big Slimy Pit- "Oooh let's jump in!"
 * Baby Tentacle- "Aw, it's just a baby!"
 * Guardian Pig- "We wouldn't want to cross that one."
 * Werepig- "He's all furry now!"
 * Ghost- "That's not a fun ghost!"
 * MacTusk- "I don't think he wants to be friends with us."
 * Wee MacTusk- "He has anger in his eyes."
 * Walrus Tusk- "Maybe we can use it for arts and crafts."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "Reminds me of grandpa."
 * Mosquito- "Shoo!"
 * Mosquito (held)- "We have you in our web."
 * Mosquito Sack- "Maybe we can put the blood back in?"
 * Nearby Mosquitoes- "Suck someone else's blood!"
 * Cave Spider- "Friends!"
 * Spitter- "Lay down some web for us."
 * Batilisk- "Screechy mean guy!"
 * Meat Bulb- "What a colorful plant."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "I wish we could learn to generate meat."
 * Eyeplant- "Ever vigilant."
 * Slurper- "Hairy tongue thing!"
 * Slurper Pelt- "It's like a tiny rug."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "Our friends live up there."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "Creepy crawly!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "What could possibly go wrong?"
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Some dirt, big whoop."

Reign of Giants

 * Varg- "I don't think that puppy is very happy."
 * Poison Birchnut Tree- "What're you so mad about?"
 * Poison Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Got you good, tree!"
 * Birchnutter- "So that's what's inside!"

Shipwrecked

 * Crocodog- "Ohh, oh no, uh, fetch??"
 * Yellow Crocodog- "Leave us alone!"
 * Blue Crocodog- "Don't mind us, Mr. Dog!"
 * Floaty Boaty Knight- "It's mean!"
 * Flup (normal and in ground)- "Why is it so aggressive!"
 * Eyeshot- "I can't imagine this would hurt very much."
 * Pirate Ghost- "As if normal pirates weren't scary enough!"
 * Poison Mosquito (normal and held)- "These ones leave a gift when they bite."
 * Yellow Mosquito Sack- "The backside of a mosquito."
 * Snake- "We should keep our distance from these ones."
 * Poison Snake- "These ones have a sick bite!"
 * Snakeskin- "The skin of a snake!"
 * Spider Warrior (venomous)- "Can you teach us to fight good?"
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "Night-night."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "Forgive us."
 * Sea Hound- "Sh...Sh...SHARK!!!!!"
 * Stink Ray- "Aren't you cute! Hey, what's that smell..."
 * Swordfish- "We like your sword face, fish!"
 * White Whale- "His eyes burn with hatred!"
 * White Whale Carcass- "This is a very big dead thing."
 * Dragoon- "It's a trailblazer!"

Hamlet

 * Ancient Spirit- "That's a little creepy."
 * Giant Grub- "
 * Gnat Swarm- "Don't bite us, little guys."
 * Hanging Vine- "Cool! Vines!"
 * Mant Warrior- "We should be friends!"
 * Masked Pig- "He looks sneaky."
 * Swashy Hat- "This would be great for hide and seek."
 * Bandit Stash Map- "I can find all that bad guy's treasures."
 * Poison Dartfrog- "Wow! You're really colorful."
 * Rabid Beetle- "That guy's got a lot of energy!"
 * Scorpion- "Hello, fellow arachnid."
 * Snaptooth Seedling- "I think it wants to eat us!"
 * Snaptooth Flytrap- "We aren't food!"
 * Spider Monkey- "You're not a friend!"
 * Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "We shouldn't get too close."
 * Spider Monkey (dead)- "It wasn't a fellow spider anyway. Not really."
 * Vampire Bat- "Nice monster!"
 * Pig Skin?- "Huh. It's pig hide but it came from a bat."
 * Viper- "Agh! Stay away!"
 * Weevole- "Those bugs are annoying."
 * Weevole Carapace- "It's a bunch of shells from those bugs."

Don't Starve Together

 * Hound's Tooth- "It's the perfect tooth to gnash."
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Forgive us, brother."
 * Spider Gland- "I won't think about where it came from."
 * Guardian Pig- "They look angry."
 * Mosquito (held)- "We should just squish you."
 * Ewecus- "Maybe it just needs a cuddle!"
 * Steel Wool- "Scratchy, like father's beard!"
 * Gem Deer- "Don't hurt us and we won't hurt you!"
 * Grumble Bee- "So fluffy but so mean!!"
 * Lavae- "Sizzling hot!"

Base Game

 * Beefalo- "Big big beefalo!"
 * Beefalo (follower)- "He seems to want to stick around."
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "Slumber deep, beefalo."
 * Beefalo (naked)- "Shaved you good!"
 * Beefalo Wool- "Thick fur."
 * Beefalo Horn- "If this makes the mating call we're in trouble."
 * Baby Beefalo- "Get busy, child."
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "That's the opposite of busy."
 * Nearby Bees- "Flying ouchies!"
 * Bee- "Always Be Pollinating."
 * Killer Bee- "Uh oh, run!"
 * Bee (held)- "Ours now!"
 * Killer Bee (held)- "I hope it doesn't escape."
 * Stinger- "We should be careful, we could poke an eye out!"
 * Pig- "Aw, you're no fun."
 * Pig (follower)- "I never knew we could be friends!"
 * Pig (dead)- "He won't bully us any more."
 * Pig Skin- "Take that!"
 * Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Hop along, bunny."
 * Bunny Puff- "We feel lucky, oh so lucky."
 * Koalefant- "Maybe it's lost."
 * Winter Koalefant- "We finally found it!"
 * Pengull- "Where do they live the rest of the year?"
 * Rock Lobster- "Snip snap!"
 * Slurtle- "We'll slaughter that slurtle."
 * Snurtle- "We'll snuff out that snurtle."
 * Slurtle Slime- "Slime-time!"
 * Broken Shell- "We hit it a little too hard."
 * Shelmet- "A solid helmet."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "We're a giant spider! Wearing a shell!"
 * Splumonkey- "He just wants to learn!"

Reign of Giants

 * Buzzard- "You won't find any carrion here. We're stuck like this."
 * Catcoon- "A bit more feral than grandpa's cat."
 * Cat Tail- "I always liked pulling Whiskers' tail."
 * Volt Goat- "My father kept goats."
 * Volt Goat (charged)- "It's all glowy."
 * Volt Goat Horn- "This might make a good weapon."

Shipwrecked

 * Pig (follower)- "Hoist the sails, matey!"
 * Blue Whale- "Buck up, big fella!"
 * Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "Its suffering is over now."
 * Bottlenose Ballphin- "Playful rubber blobs. We'll watch from afar."
 * Dorsal Fin- "Probably as close as I can get to these guys."
 * Jellyfish- "The sea is full of such weird junk."
 * Jellyfish (held)- "That blob is alive!"
 * Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping, and follower)- "Cool horns."
 * Horn- "We could put these on something to make it sharp."
 * Prime Ape- "My best frenemy."
 * Wildbore- "I don't think he's friendly."

Hamlet

 * Elder Mandrake- "Hey there, noisy guy."
 * Hippopotamoose- "Hello, big guy!"
 * Hippopotamoose Antler- "Whoa! Look at how big this is!!"
 * Mant- "We should be friends!"
 * Mant (sleeping)- "It must have been really tired."
 * Mant (dead)- "
 * Platapine- "Haha! He looks funny!"
 * Platapine Quill- "Watch it! It's sharp."
 * Pog- "Hey little guy! Wanna be our friend?"
 * Royal Guard- "You’re doing a great job, Mr. Guard."

Don't Starve Together

 * Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Hop along, lil' bunny."
 * Snurtle- "Let's snuff out that snurtle."
 * Broken Shell- "Maybe that was a little too rough."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "It didn't protect the last guy."
 * Beefalo (domesticated)- "This one likes us!"
 * Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "We like to cuddle this one!"
 * Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "This one looks fast."
 * Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "We're kind of scared of this one."

Base Game

 * Butterfly- "Look at it, flitting around happily."
 * Butterfly (held)- "Not so happy now, are we?"
 * Crow- "Oh, you look like you're having a grand time, flying about."
 * Crow (held)- "We all want a bit of freedom."
 * Redbird- "Red is my favorite color!"
 * Redbird (held)- "Held snug in our pockets."
 * Snowbird- "What pretty white feathers."
 * Snowbird (held)- "We will name it Francis."
 * Jet Feather- "Feather of black."
 * Crimson Feather- "Feather of red."
 * Azure Feather- "Feather of white."
 * Gobbler- "Come back! I just want to eat you!"
 * Eye Bone- "Peekaboo."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "We spy a tired eye."
 * Eye Bone (ashes)- "The eyebone didn't survive the trip."
 * Chester- "Your insides are gross."
 * Rabbit and Beardling- "We just want to play!"
 * Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "He's ours now."
 * Fireflies- "Elusive little buggies."
 * Fireflies (held)- "Going on an adventure, got some fireflies in our pocket!"
 * Mandrake (planted)- "That's a funny looking plant."
 * Mandrake (follower)- "You're a bad friend!"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "The skin is all seared."
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Cooked to death."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, my head!"

Reign of Giants

 * Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "Nice eyes."
 * Glommer's Flower- "It doesn't smell very nice."
 * Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "I spoke too soon. It smells worse now."
 * Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Funk to funky."
 * Glommer's Wings- "I wish I'd at least ended up with wings. Sigh."
 * Glommer's Goop- "Yucky muck!"
 * Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Come out and play!"
 * Moleworm (aboveground)- "Hello little guy!"
 * Moleworm (held)- "Hello little guy."

Shipwrecked

 * Bioluminescence- "Wooow! Pretty water lights!"
 * Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "One, two... s-six legs. Aw, we thought maybe you were a friend."
 * Shifting Sands- "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
 * Dogfish- "Say, there's a lot of meat on you!"
 * Sharkitten- "Here kitty, kitty!"
 * Fishbone (normal and Packim dead)- "We wonder what this is?"
 * Fishbone (ashes)- "Funk to funky."
 * Packim Baggims- "Hello our large-mouthed friend!"
 * Rainbow Jellyfish- "You look really nice!"
 * Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "What do you think it eats?"
 * Parrot (normal and held)- "Aren't you a chatty fellow!"
 * Parrot Pirate (normal and held)- "As far as birds go, this one's very fashionable."
 * Seagull (normal and held)- "We want to throw something at you."
 * Seagull (normal and held, in water)- "It must be nice to fly...and eat garbage."
 * Toucan (normal and held)- "What a colorful beak you have!"
 * Cormorant (normal and held)- "That's a big bird!"
 * Doydoy (normal and held)- "Nothing behind the eyes..."
 * Doydoy Nest- "The lil dummies come from these."
 * Doydoy Feather- "Hmmm, it dropped this."
 * Doydoy Egg- "Where dumb life begins."
 * Cracked Doydoy Egg- "It cracked under the pressure."
 * Fried Doydoy Egg- "To make an omelette you have to endanger a few species."
 * Baby Doydoy (normal and held)- "Aww, it's a lil dummy."
 * Teen Doydoy- "
 * Teen Doydoy (held)- "
 * Wobster- "This meat wears armor!"
 * Fishermerm- "Half-human, half-animal. Too weird."

Hamlet

 * Banker- "I like pigs when they don’t try to attack us."
 * Beautician- "You look nice today!"
 * Collector- "
 * Erudite- "
 * Farmer- "I hope the crops are doing well."
 * Florist- "Your flowers are so pretty!"
 * Hatmaker- "
 * Hunter- "
 * Mayor Truffleston- "Hi Mr. Mayor!"
 * Miner- "Hard day at the mines, mister?"
 * Professor- "
 * Pig Queen- "
 * Shopkeep- "Howdy!"
 * Usher- "Mom told me to always respect my elders."
 * Worker- "
 * Kingfisher- "For such a small bird he sure does have a big beak."
 * Kingfisher (held)- "
 * Parrot- "Remarkable bird!"
 * Parrot (held)- "
 * Pigeon- "That's a nice bird."
 * Pigeon (held)- "
 * Dung Beetle- "Is that… poop?"
 * Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "She fell off her poop ball."
 * Glowfly- "Nice little buggy bug.
 * Pangolden- "I think he eats gold."
 * Peawgawk- "You’ve got more eyes than we do!"
 * Peawgawk (hiding)- "Neat. A weird bush!"
 * Peawgawk (sleeping)- "
 * Peawgawk (dead)- "
 * Peagawk Plume- "It’s pretty."
 * Peep Hen- "
 * Piko- "He’s a busy little guy."
 * Orange Piko- "I wonder if he likes tea parties."
 * Thunderbird- "That bird’s kinda scary."
 * Thunder Feather- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Snowbird (held)- "Let's name it 'Francis'."
 * Chester- "Haha. You make all our stuff slobbery."
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "The meeping had to stop."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ow, our head!"
 * Grass Gekko- "Hey! You dropped something!"
 * Star-sky- "He's our new friend."
 * Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "He was our new friend."
 * Hutch- "Give us a Huggy!"
 * Canary- "That's a yellow bird."
 * Canary (held)- "Caught you!"
 * Canary (poisoned)- "Uh, are you feeling okay?"
 * Saffron Feather- "Feather of yellow."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "It's my friend."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "Happy lavae!"
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "Poor hungry lavae."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "It looks starving!"
 * Lavae Egg- "Maybe I can make it hatch?"
 * Lavae Egg (cracked)- "The egg seems happy."
 * Lavae Egg (too cold)- "Poor egg. It looks cold."
 * Lavae Tooth- "What a weird tooth."
 * Chilled Lavae- "Being all frozen up probably isn't comfy."
 * No-Eyed Deer- "It looks soft."
 * No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "Did you change your hair, deer? Looks good!"
 * Deer Antler- "Haha, weird."

Base Game

 * Tallbird- "Look at those legs!"
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That egg could feed us for days!"
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Where's the egg?"
 * Tallbird Egg- "Did I hear a meep?"
 * Fried Tallbird Egg- "Smells great!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "I think it's hatching!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "What if it hatches in our belly?"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It'll boil if it doesn't cool down soon."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "It's shivering!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "Looks like an egg."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Did that egg just move?"
 * Smallbird- "Could this be a friend for us?"
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "I can see its tummy rumble."
 * Smallbird (starving)- "Poor thing. It looks so hungry!"
 * Smallish Tallbird- "It's getting old so fast!"
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "It looks hungry!"
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "I think it's starving!"
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Bad bird!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "This could feed us for days!"

Base Game

 * Treeguard (normal)- "Where did that come from?"
 * Treeguard (lumpy)- "
 * Spider Queen- "Mommy-Longlegs?"
 * Spiderhat- "What have I done?"
 * Deerclops- "He might be able to digest me!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Yucktastic."
 * Ancient Guardian- "Wear that frown upside down."
 * Guardian's Horn- "It's quite tender."

Reign of Giants

 * Bearger- "Run for the hills!"
 * Thick Fur- "It's so thick!"
 * Moose/Goose- "She doesn't look all pleased to see us."
 * Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "That would make a huge breakfast!"
 * Mosling- "Hungry little guys."
 * Down Feather- "Tickle torture."
 * Dragonfly- "Oh don't you just drag on."
 * Scales- "They don't weigh much for scales."
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "Too hot for us!"
 * Lava Spit (cool)- "Looks safe now."

Shipwrecked

 * Palm Treeguard- "Mean tree!"
 * Quacken- "Run away!"
 * Quacken Tentacle- "Leave me alone!"
 * Chest of the Depths- "Let's open it!"
 * Quacken Beak- "Can it still eat me?"
 * Sealnado- "Nature hates us!"
 * Sealnado (failed attack)- "
 * Sealnado (seal form)- "Its cheeks look so pinchable!"
 * Turbine Blades- "What a curious object."
 * Magic Seal- "We can feel the strength coursing through it!"
 * Tiger Shark- "Out of the water!"
 * Eye of the Tiger Shark- "What're you looking at?"
 * Shark Gills- "A big fish's breathing bits."

Hamlet

 * Pugalisk- "
 * Snake Bone- "
 * Queen Womant- "
 * Royal Crown- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Spiderhat- "Very upsetting..."
 * Moose/Goose nesting ground- "For its babies' sleepytime."
 * Bee Queen- "Bees aren't our friends!"
 * Bee Queen Crown- "We could be part bee now too!"
 * Klaus- "That meanie imprisoned those deer!"
 * Klaus (second form)- "Its belly looks hungry!"
 * Stag Antler- "I think maybe this goes somewhere."
 * Toadstool Cap- "Purple! It's purple!"
 * Toadstool Cap (hole)- "Do you think we'd fit?"
 * Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "I think it needs help getting out."
 * Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "Yikes! That's a big frog!"
 * Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "Toadally terrifying!"
 * Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "I think it's doing something bad!"
 * Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "Explodey fungus!"
 * Shroom Skin- "Haha! Yuck!"
 * Reanimated Skeleton- "I don't think it's friendly."
 * Bone Snare (Reanimated Caves Skeleton and Ancient Fuelweaver)- "Hey! Meanie!"
 * Ancient Fuelweaver- "We can't hit it."
 * Woven Shadow- "Creepy!"
 * Bone Armor- "Rattle rattle."
 * Bone Helm- "It's not very comfy."
 * Shadow Thurible- "It gets really hot."
 * Shadow Thurible (out)- "Aw, there goes our lure."

Base Game

 * Maxwell- "That jerk tricked us."
 * Pig King- "King of the bullies!"
 * Wes (trapped)- "Hello? Can you hear me?"
 * Abigail- "That's no party poltergeist!"

Reign of Giants

 * Bigfoot- "AAAAAAAAAAH!"

Shipwrecked

 * Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "He will make a nice friend."
 * Yaarctopus- "It looks friendly."

Hamlet

 * Maxameleon- "Hey there!"
 * BFB (head)- "Yeesh! Look out!"
 * BFB (leg)- "Woah. That's a big chicken leg!"
 * BFB (tail)- "Keep away from us, please!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Inspecting self- "Ah! I'm a monster! Haha, we're just kidding."
 * Abigail (failed revival)- "Wendy would've been so happy if it worked."
 * Ghost (failed revival)- "We don't think we even want them to come back."
 * Antlion- "You're fuzzy. We like that."
 * Antlion (happy)- "It's always nice to have more bug friends."
 * Antlion (upset)- "I think it's upset."
 * Antlion (paying tribute)-
 * "We hope you like our tribute!"
 * "For you!"
 * "Maybe it'll be happier now."
 * Desert Stone- "We didn't know rocks could smell."
 * Desert Stone (active)- "I think it's ready!"
 * Sand Spike- "Ouchie!"
 * Sand Castle- "Not like this!!"
 * Glass Spike- "Careful, it's fragile."
 * Glass Castle- "We think it's great and we love it."

Wilson

 * Generic- "Hi %s! Nice weather we're having!"
 * Attacker- "Why are you being so mean, %s?"
 * Murderer- "Meanie! We will stop you no matter what!"
 * Reviver- "%s doesn't believe in ghosts, but he believes in us!"
 * Ghost- "You're looking much paler than usual, %s!"
 * Firestarter- "Uh... Is your hair smoking, %s?"

Willow

 * Generic- "Hi %s! How's Bernie?"
 * Attacker- "%s's playing with fire. Err..."
 * Murderer- "You're gonna get burned, %s!"
 * Reviver- "%s's like a burnt marshmallow. Crispy on the outside, gooey on the inside!"
 * Ghost- "Uh-oh! Does that hurt, %s?"
 * Firestarter- "Another fire? Well, as long as you're happy..."

Wolfgang

 * Generic- "Hi %s! Have you been working out?"
 * Attacker- "Hey %s, you look upset about something."
 * Murderer- "You're just a big bully!"
 * Reviver- "%s's nice! I wish he'd stop messing up our head fur, though."
 * Ghost- "I'm sure you're the strongest ghost, %s. Let's find you a heart, though."
 * Firestarter- "%s, no!! Fire can hurt you!"

Wendy

 * Generic- "Hi %s! Let's play, okay?"
 * Attacker- "Are you angry at me, %s?"
 * Murderer- "We're taking my friendship bracelet back!"
 * Reviver- "%s always plays nice with ghosts."
 * Ghost- "Don't worry, %s! Our spider friends will help bring you back!"
 * Firestarter- "Uhh, uh-oh, let's play a different game, %s."

WX-78

 * Generic- "Hi %s! You look very non-organic today!"
 * Attacker- "We thought you were a friendly robot, %s!"
 * Murderer- "Let us introduce you to our world wide web! Sh-sha!"
 * Reviver- "Aww. We'd beep-boop %s on the nose if they had one!"
 * Ghost- "Bad day destroying humans, %s? Tomorrow will be better!"
 * Firestarter- "Maybe they didn't know fire is dangerous to us."

Wickerbottom

 * Generic- "Hello Ms. %s!"
 * Attacker- "Uh-oh! We're in trouble with Ms. %s!"
 * Murderer- "Killer! Does this mean we don't have to do our homework?!"
 * Reviver- "Ms. %s is very smart and wise. She's neat!"
 * Ghost- "Don't worry Ms. %s, we'll find you a heart!"
 * Firestarter- "Ms. %s! We already had our combustion lessons!"

Woodie

 * Generic- "Hi %s, hi Lucy!"
 * Attacker- "%s looks angry today."
 * Murderer- "You need to treat people nicer, %s!"
 * Reviver- "%s is gruff, but nice."
 * Ghost- "Wanna go heart-hunting with us, %s?"
 * Werebeaver- "%s's being gnawghty."
 * Ghost Werebeaver- "Can I pet your ears or will our claws swish through?"
 * Firestarter- "Um. I think you lit a fire, %s."

Wes

 * Generic- "Hey! Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "Maybe we can talk this out?"
 * Murderer- "You're supposed to play nice!"
 * Reviver- "%s is super nice. And his makeup's cool!"
 * Ghost- "We'll help you get back on your feet, %s!"
 * Firestarter- "You were just supposed to mime lighting it!"

Maxwell

 * Generic- "Hi %s! Lookin' dapper!"
 * Attacker- "%s looks eviller than usual..."
 * Murderer- "You're the real monster, %s!"
 * Reviver- "Wow, %s is really nice! He's helping people!"
 * Ghost- "Aw %s, no one deserves to be stuck like that!"
 * Firestarter- "Don't burn our things please. We like them."

Wigfrid

 * Generic- "Wow, %s! You're lookin' tough!"
 * Attacker- "%s looks really mean. And tough."
 * Murderer- "We're not scared of pointy spearsticks! Fight!"
 * Reviver- ""%s is a super valiant lady."
 * Ghost- "Wow! Even as a ghost you're super tough, %s!"
 * Firestarter- "You're supposed to put fires out when you're finished."

Webber

 * Generic- "A spiderfriend! Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "Ah! We look scary when we're mad!"
 * Murderer- "We won't let you hurt our friends!"
 * Reviver- "%s likes helping ghosts, just like us."
 * Ghost- "Oh no! We should help ourselves!"
 * Firestarter- "Spiderfriend, why did you light that fire?"

Winona

 * Generic- "Hi %s! Build anything neat today?"
 * Attacker- "Don't do hits, %s!"
 * Murderer- "Murderer! We didn't wanna have to do this!"
 * Reviver- "%s keeps us all together."
 * Ghost- "Aw, I'm sorry that happened to you, %s."
 * Firestarter- "Don't light fires, %s!"

Other (Mod Characters)

 * Generic- "Hey! Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s looks mean."
 * Murderer- "Meanie! Get'em!"
 * Reviver- "%s is super nice to ghosts."
 * Ghost- "Don't worry %s, we'll find you a heart!"
 * Firestarter- "%s, you lit a fire!"

Base Game

 * Egg- "A hard shelled egg."
 * Egg (cooked)- "Fried just like mum did."
 * Meat- "Some fire would spice this up."
 * Cooked Meat- "Can't have any pudding if we don't eat it."
 * Jerky- "That worked better than expected."
 * Morsel- "A couple more and we'll have a meal!"
 * Cooked Morsel- "Meat treat."
 * Small Jerky- "It'll keep longer this way."
 * Monster Meat- "Smells foul."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "It'll go down, but I won't be happy about it."
 * Monster Jerky- "It's really chewy."
 * Leafy Meat- "It's all squishy."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "It smells kind of rotten."
 * Drumstick- "I just want to bang on my drum."
 * Fried Drumstick- "We love finger food."
 * Fish- "It could stand to be fried."
 * Cooked Fish- "Flaky and moist. Delicious."
 * Eel- "Fresh water-snake."
 * Cooked Eel- "We could slurp this down."
 * Koalefant Trunk- "We took his nose!"
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "He blue his nose."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Looks filling!"
 * Frog Legs- "A fraction of a frog."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "I admit, I've acquired a taste for these."
 * Batilisk Wing- "This thing drives me batty."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Tastes like chicken."

Shipwrecked

 * Dead Dogfish- "All dogfish go to heaven, right?"
 * Dead Swordfish- "Should we eat it or use it?"
 * Tropical Fish- "It's pretty!"
 * Dead Jellyfish- "It is neither jelly nor fish. It is also no longer alive."
 * Cooked Jellyfish- "We hoped it would be more... solid."
 * Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "Sorry, fishy."
 * Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "I love brightly colored food!"
 * Dried Jellyfish- "We'll try anything once."
 * Raw Fish- "It would probably be better cooked."
 * "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "We left our can opener at home."
 * Fish Steak- "Flaky and moist. Delicious."
 * Fish Morsel- "It's a little fishy."
 * Cooked Fish Morsel- "Boney."
 * Limpets- "Do we have to eat these?"
 * Cooked Limpets- "Taste like ocean."
 * Mussel- "Maybe one day I'll have big mussels."
 * Cooked Mussel- "Still kind of gross."
 * Roe- "These aren't spider eggs."
 * Cooked Roe- "Not the kind of eggs we're used to."
 * Neon Quattro- "You're so slimy!"
 * Cooked Neon Quattro- "Mmm, smells good!"
 * Pierrot Fish- "It's slippery!"
 * Cooked Pierrot Fish- "It's not as cute anymore."
 * Purple Grouper- "Haha! What a silly face."
 * Cooked Purple Grouper- "He likes the fish heads. I don't."
 * Shark Fin- "Do we touch it?"
 * Dead Wobster- "It's not moving anymore..."
 * Delicious Wobster- "Yum yum yum!"
 * Bile-Covered Slop- "It's a big goopy mess."
 * Dragoon Heart- "It's strangely hot."

Hamlet

 * Poison Dartfrog Legs- "I'm not sure these are edible like this."
 * Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "I wonder if all the poison is out of them now."
 * Gummy Slug- "Slimy little guy."
 * Cooked Gummy Slug- "Not sure we should eat these."

Don't Starve Together

 * Morsel- "A couple more'll make a morsel meal!"
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "I don't know what everyone's complaining about."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "I admit, we've acquired a taste for those."

Base Game

 * Berries- "Juice sacks."
 * Roasted Berries- "Warm juice sacks."
 * Cave Banana- "A bundle of bananas."
 * Cooked Cave Banana- "Hot mush."
 * Dragon Fruit- "It looks suspect."
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It looks tastier now."
 * Durian- "Pungent."
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "No sir, I don't like it."
 * Pomegranate- "I didn't expect this to grow."
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "It's good for us!"

Reign of Giants

 * Watermelon- "Looks tasty!"
 * Grilled Watermelon- "We can cook anything!"

Shipwrecked

 * Banana- "A bundle of bananas."
 * Cooked Banana- "Hot mush."
 * Coconut- "Food! From a tree!"
 * Halved Coconut- "Now there's one for each of us."
 * Roasted Coconut- "Just needs a tiny umbrella."

Don't Starve Together

 * Grilled Watermelon- "Anything can be cooked!"
 * Juicy Berries- "Yum! Let's find more!"
 * Roasted Juicy Berries- "They're so filling!"

Base Game

 * Carrot (planted)- "Bury your head, carrot."
 * Carrot- "I sort of miss being forced to eat these."
 * Roasted Carrot- "Easier for us both."
 * Corn- "Corn in the raw."
 * Popcorn- "Popping corn."
 * Eggplant- "Blech, eggplant."
 * Braised Eggplant- "Mum knew I liked it braised."
 * Pumpkin- "That's a huge pumpkin!"
 * Hot Pumpkin- "It's all warm now."
 * Red Cap- "It smells funny."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "It smells better now."
 * Green Cap- "Smells really earthy."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "Heat really brings out the juices."
 * Blue Cap- "You'd have to be crazy..."
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "Good thing we're feeling healthy."
 * Glow Berry- "It's gushing with light."
 * Lichen- "I like me a lichen."

Reign of Giants

 * Cactus Flesh- "Haven't had enough, huh?"
 * Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Take that, pokey things!"
 * Cactus Flower- "This part is nice."

Shipwrecked

 * Seaweed- "Salad of the sea..."
 * Roasted Seaweed- "Very salty."
 * Dried Seaweed- "It sticks to the roof of our mouth!"
 * Sweet Potato (planted)- "We want to eat that!"
 * Sweet Potato- "You say po-tat-o, I say dinner!"
 * Cooked Sweet Potato- "Orange foodmush."
 * Coffee Beans- "These smell... adult."
 * Roasted Coffee Beans- "These make me feel funny."

Hamlet

 * Aloe- "I bet this is good for us."
 * Cooked Aloe- "We cooked it!"
 * Asparagus- "Mom said we should eat our vegetables."
 * Cooked Asparagus- "Asparagus makes our pee smell funny."
 * Bean Bugs- "These guys look neat!"
 * Cooked Bean Bugs- "Sorry little guys."
 * Lotus Flower- "
 * Cooked Lotus Root- "
 * Nettle- "
 * Radish- "These are kinda spicy."
 * Cooked Radish- "This will make us grow up big and strong."
 * Tuber- "I don't think it's ripe yet."
 * Fried Tuber- "Yummy."
 * Blooming Tuber- "Does this look ripe to you?"
 * Fried Blooming Tuber- "Remember French Fries?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Lesser Glow Berry- "I dare you to eat it!"

Base Game

 * Bacon and Eggs- "Who knew we could cook!"
 * Butter Muffin- "Do you know the muffin spider?"
 * Dragonpie- "We baked it!"
 * Fishsticks- "At least we know how to make fish sticks."
 * Fish Tacos- "Taco Tuesday!"
 * Fist Full of Jam- "Ew... sticky fingies."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "Sandwich for me, frog legs for him."
 * Fruit Medley- "Pile o' fruit."
 * Honey Ham- "Ooo, tasty!"
 * Honey Nuggets- "We wish they were shaped like dinosaurs."
 * Kabobs- "Foods on a stick!"
 * Mandrake Soup- "We fall asleep in the bath too!"
 * Meatballs- "I used to make these with grandpa!"
 * Meaty Stew- "Smells like Sunday supper."
 * Monster Lasagna- "Mmm!"
 * Pierogi- "It does not look like pie..."
 * Powdercake- "Mum never let me have these."
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "Yum!"
 * Ratatouille- "Do we have to eat our veggies?"
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "We will stuff ourself with eggyplants!"
 * Taffy- "Candy!"
 * Turkey Dinner- "Like mother used to make before this happened!"
 * Unagi- "It was easy to make with all our arms."
 * Waffles- "Yummy!"
 * Wet Goop- "Experimenting is fun!"

Reign of Giants

 * Flower Salad- "We are accomplished chefs!"
 * Guacamole- "Holy moley, this is tasty."
 * Ice Cream- "We dream of ice cream."
 * Melonsicle- "Just the thing for a hot summer day."
 * Spicy Chili- "Flavor bombs!"
 * Trail Mix- "Crunchy and healthy."

Shipwrecked

 * Banana Pop- "Yaaay! Popsicle, popsicle!"
 * Bisque- "We lift our pinkies when we eat it."
 * California Roll- "Hmm, something smells fishy about this!"
 * Ceviche- "Yucky!"
 * Coffee- "Bitter..."
 * Jelly-O Pop- "Yummy!"
 * Lobster Bisque- "We want to pour it all over our tongues!"
 * Lobster Dinner- "We have to eat it with our eyes closed. Too many legs!"
 * Seafood Gumbo- "We could eat it forever!"
 * Shark Fin Soup- "Yum, yum, soup!"
 * Surf 'n' Turf- "Eww, healthy!"
 * Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Cripes! We can't wait for these crepes!"
 * Monster Tartare- "Looks amazing!"
 * Mussel Bouillabaise- "About as appetizing as they get."
 * Sweet Potato Souffle- "It's so dainty."
 * Caviar- "So fancy!"
 * Tropical Bouillabaisse- "Mmm! Tastes like food!"

Hamlet

 * Asparagus Soup- "Mmmm...warms our tummy."
 * Feijoada- "Yummy!"
 * Gummy Cake- "Hehe. It makes our tummy jiggle."
 * Hard Shell Tacos- "Yummy and crunchy!"
 * Iced Tea- "Delicious!"
 * Nettle Rolls- "
 * Snake Bone Soup- "Kinda tastes like chicken noodle."
 * Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "
 * Steamed Ham Sandwich- "These are just hamburgers."
 * Tea- "Let's have a tea party!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Bacon and Eggs- "I'd rather have sugary cereal. Oh well."
 * Dragonpie- "Oh! Sweet and tasty!!"
 * Fishsticks- "One of my favorite foods! Just me though."
 * Turkey Dinner- "Like mother used to make, in the before time!"
 * Flower Salad- "Five servings a day."
 * Jellybeans- "Will they grow into candy beanstalks?"

Base Game

 * Seeds- "A small life trapped within. My sympathies."
 * Seeds (specific)- "We could grow something with these..."
 * Toasted Seeds- "Their growing days are over."
 * Honey- "Sticky and sweet."
 * Butterfly Wings- "Pick our teeth with butterfly bones."
 * Butter- "Butter is better."
 * Rot- "Blech!"
 * Rotten Egg- "Ew!"

Reign of Giants

 * Roasted Birchnut- "Roasted on an open fire."
 * Electric Milk- "A glass of milk with every supper."
 * Watermelon Seeds- "If we eat these will they grow inside us?"

Shipwrecked

 * Blubber- "Fat and happy."
 * Brainy Matter- "Yummy headmeats!"
 * Sweet Potato Seeds- "We could plant these to grow more sweet potatoes."

Hamlet

 * Cooked Seed Pod- "
 * Flytrap Stalk- "It came off that mean plant."
 * Nectar- "
 * Magic Water- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Phlegm- "It's a boogie!"
 * Royal Jelly- "It's goopy."

Base Game

 * Blueprint- "'Follow the instructions', mum always said."
 * Gears- "I wish I'd been a robot."
 * Ashes- "Funk to funky."
 * Ashes of item- "Whatever it was, it's gone back to the earth."
 * Red Gem- "It feels warm even on the coldest nights."
 * Blue Gem- "Glittering and cool."
 * Yellow Gem- "Yellow-bellied gem."
 * Green Gem- "I'm absolutely green with envy."
 * Orange Gem- "Orange you glad we found you, gem?"
 * Beard Hair- "In another life, I could've grown this."
 * Manure- "Doodoo."
 * Guano- "Bat doodoo."
 * Melty Marbles- "We could've had some fun if they weren't all melted."
 * Fake Kazoo- "A voiceless instrument."
 * Gord's Knot- "It won't come undone!"
 * Gnome- "It's watching us."
 * Tiny Rocketship- "Yay, a new toy!"
 * Frazzled Wires- "Maybe we'll find a use for these."
 * Ball and Cup- "Another toy!"
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "We could take a bath if only we had a tub."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "None of them match!"
 * Second-hand Dentures- "Just like grandpa wears!"
 * Lying Robot- "Beep boop!"
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "Feels leathery."
 * Dwarf Star- "Cozy."

Reign of Giants

 * Webber's Skull- "How did this get here?"
 * Bone Shards- "Boney bits."
 * Old Bell Blueprint- "We're ankle-deep in knowledge!"

Shipwrecked

 * Venom Gland- "The key to feeling better if we get sick."
 * Dubloons- "Shiny coins!"
 * Hail- "Brrr!"
 * Message in a Bottle- "Maybe there's a comic book in here!"
 * Spoiled Fish- "It's no good to anyone now."
 * Snake Oil- "It really works!"
 * Harpoon- "It's awful sharp."
 * Trident- "We feel like a god with this in our hands!"
 * Peg Leg- "This be our smackin' leg."
 * Orange Soda- "Is it our birthday!"
 * Voodoo Doll- "Reminds me of Teddy..."
 * Ukulele- "I wonder if it's in tune."
 * License Plate- "Where's the automobile?"
 * Ancient Vase- "This is a lot older than we are."
 * Brain Cloud Pill- "What's a brain cloud?"
 * Wine Bottle Candle- "What was in the bottle?"
 * Broken AAC Device- "Where did the words go?"
 * One True Earring- "This belonged to a pirate!"
 * Old Boot- "Too big for us..."
 * Sextant- "It's very shiny."
 * Toy Boat- "Yaaaay!"
 * Soaked Candle- "We probably can't light that."
 * Sea Worther- "Is this a toy?"
 * Iron Key- "A thing for opening other things."
 * Bone Key- "What will it open?"
 * Golden Key- "The key's probably worth more than what it unlocks."
 * Tarnished Crown- "We want to wear it."

Hamlet

 * Oinc- "What can we buy with this?"
 * Tenpiece Oinc- "Mom said we should always save for a rainy day."
 * Clippings- "Proof that we did our chores."
 * Lost Idol- "
 * Lost Totem- "This is probably important to someone."
 * Relic Fragment- "
 * Pherostone- "
 * Alloy- "Gosh. That's a lot of metal."
 * Chitin- "Hope no one's missing that."
 * Stalking Stick- "This should make it easier to walk."
 * Security Contract- "
 * Deed of home ownership- "Wow. Now we can have a roof over our head!"
 * Regal Scepter- "It's a really cool stick!"
 * Royal Gallery Key- "
 * Key to the City- "
 * Can of Silly String- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Gears- "WX eats them by the fistful!"
 * Melty Marbles- "We could still play with these, if we’re extra creative."
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "I miss bath toys."
 * Abigail's Flower (held)- "Pretty petals!"
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "I think it's listening to us!"
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "It's getting creepy!"
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "It gives us itches and skritches up our spine!"
 * Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "Put it down! Put it down!"
 * Abigail's Flower (ready)- "Scary blossoms!"
 * Blueprint (rare)- "This one feels special."
 * Pile o' Balloons- "Is there going to be a party?!"
 * Balloon- "Balloon animals! Balloon animals!!"
 * Codex Umbra- "I don't think we should play with that..."
 * Fur Tuft- "Fluffy and not from a spider."
 * Sketch- "We need somewhere to make it!"
 * Ancient Key- "This key is REALLY old."
 * Shadow Atrium- "Why does it make me feel so bad?"
 * Gnomette- "It’s watching us."
 * Leaky Teacup- "We want some hot cocoa."
 * White and Black Bishop- "We don't know how to play this game."
 * Bent Spork- "Spork. Spork. Spork. Hahaha!"
 * Toy Trojan Horse- "We like toys."
 * Unbalanced Top- "This toy doesn't work very well."
 * Back Scratcher- "Can we dig in the dirt with this?"
 * Beaten Beater- "Mom had one of these."
 * Frayed Yarn- "It's kinda like our webbing!"
 * Shoe Horn- "Are we supposed to blow on it?"
 * Lucky Cat Jar- "No cookies. Yet!"
 * White and Black Knight- "We can't follow the rules if we don't know them."
 * Air Unfreshener- "It's stinky."
 * Potato Cup- "You're our cuppy cup!"
 * White and Black Rook- "Maybe Maxwell will teach us how to play."
 * Wire Hanger- "This is stupid."
 * Blue Moonlens- "Hey! Did anyone lose an eye?"
 * Green Moonlens- "We could always use more eyes!"
 * Red Moonlens- "That rock needs a nap. Its eye is all red!"
 * Orange Moonlens- "This rock helps me find my friends!"
 * Purple Moonlens- "Now we won't need to leave a trail of breadcrumbs!"
 * Yellow Moonlens- "Even with all our eyes, we'd still lose in a staring contest."
 * Iridescent Gem- "We see eight million eyes reflecting back at us. Neat!"
 * Moon Caller's Staff- "Whew. Gotta be careful where you point it!"
 * Polar Light- "Woah! The cold makes all our hairs stand up!"
 * Beach Toy- "Sand castles!"
 * Crumpled Package- "We hope the stuff inside didn't get smushed."

Base Game

 * Failed- "Play time is over."
 * Ashes of Divining Rod- "
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "Radical rod!"
 * Divining Rod- "Lead and I shall follow."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "Nothing nearby."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "Going the right way."
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "Something must be near."
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "We are close!"
 * Divining Rod Holder- "It's a mystery."
 * Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "Looks like there's a hole for an oversized key."
 * Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "It's ready to go."
 * Maxwell's Door- "Something wicked this way comes."
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "We could listen to that forever!"
 * Maxwell's Light- "Well, these would've been handy before."
 * Maxwell Statue- "That's the guy who said he could help us."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "Who would put this here? We could get hurt!"
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "Eek!"
 * Sick Worm Hole- "Gross, that one looks sick!"
 * Nightmare Lock- "It's missing something."
 * Nightmare Throne- "That throne makes our skin crawl."
 * Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "He doesn't look like he's having much fun."
 * Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "She's locked up!"
 * Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "I don't think it's having fun."

Don't Starve Together

 * Maxwell Statue- "We're still a little mad at him. But only a little."

Base Game

 * Generic- "Can we play with it?"
 * Freedom- "We made it!"
 * Freezing- "Brrr... spider hair isn't very warm."
 * Turning Winter- "
 * Battlecry- "En garde!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "We will put you in our web!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "We hate it! Horrible pig!"
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "Hey, wanna play?"
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Why can't we just get along?!"
 * Leaving combat- "Well, we would have won!"
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "Speedy thing!"
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "Another day, pig."
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "It's better this way."
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Simmer down, friend."
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "I just can't mosquito you."
 * Dusk- "Almost time for bed."
 * Entering light- "Phew, light."
 * Entering darkness- "We can't see! I want my night light."
 * Doing things in the dark- "It's too dark to see!"
 * Failed to do something- "That's off-limits."
 * Failed to craft something- "We're missing something."
 * Failed to give something- "Nope, don't think so!"
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "It's daytime, not bedtime."
 * Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "We're not ready for bed."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "Our tummy is rumbling, we can't sleep."
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "Can't sleep with monsters nearby!"
 * Trying to give item to a busy mob- "We can try again when it's finished."
 * Trying to give item to a dead mob- "We should probably keep it."
 * Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Aww... It's sleepy-snoozy right now!"
 * Not enough fertilizer- "Not good enough for you, plant?"
 * Hounds are coming- "Doggies are coming!"
 * Deerclops is coming- "That sounded like a big meanie."
 * Inventory full- "Our pockets are full."
 * Can't rummage (generic)- "That's off-limits."
 * Can't store (generic/full)- "All full!"
 * Can't store (invalid item)- "That's breaking the rules."
 * Can't cook (generic)- "I don't want to. Mom always said the kitchen was dangrous!"
 * Can't cook (too far)- "Let's scurry closer!"
 * Can't write on sign (generic)- "We can't write on that now."
 * Eating- "Yummy in our tummy!"
 * Eating (stale food)- "Stale like mum's leftovers."
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "Past its date."
 * Eating (painful food)- "Our tummy hurts."
 * Hungry- "It's time for a snack!"
 * Triggered trap- "Eek!"
 * Object broken, fixable- "We can repair it."
 * Earthquake- "I don't think that was our tummy."

Reign of Giants

 * Lightning miss- "We're invincible!"
 * Overheating- "Hot as heck!"
 * Tree Shelter- "Protect us, tree!"
 * Wetness (low)- "Splishy splashy!"
 * Wetness (medium)- "Uncomfortably moist."
 * Wetness (high)- "Wet as a bathtub we can't crawl out of."
 * Wetness (highest)- "We're drenched!"
 * Dropping tool while wet- "Come back, tool!"
 * Smoldering Item- "That thing is about to catch fire."
 * Burnt- "Jeepers! That was hot!"
 * Giant arrival- "That sounded like a big meanie."
 * Trying to sleep on fire- "Mum always said 'Don't sleep in a burning building.'"

Shipwrecked

 * Volcano eruption warning- "I don't think that was our tummy."
 * Volcano eruption- "It's raining fire!"
 * Sea Hounds are coming- "Mean sea hounds! Leave us alone!"
 * Crocodogs are coming- "Doggies are coming!"
 * Sealnado is coming- "That sounded like a big meanie."
 * Map border approaching- "I don't like this..."
 * Entering map border- "We're trembling in our pantaloons!"
 * Exiting map border- "That was scary!"
 * Riding wave- "Weee!"
 * Boat losing durability- "Our boat's hurt!"
 * Boat leak- "The water is too rough!"
 * Boat sinking- "Down, down, down we go!"
 * Trawl Net full- "Let's pull 'er up!"
 * Crabbit escape- "You slippery snail...er, crabbit!"
 * Wrong world- "I don't think I can find this treasure here."

Hamlet

 * Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "Wow! We have no idea where this is!"
 * Coughing- "Khoff. Khak. Khak."
 * Digging in Dung Pile-
 * "Yucky!"
 * "Eww!"
 * "Blah!"
 * Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
 * "I can't break it there!"
 * "That part's too tough."
 * "It's not breaking!"
 * Sneezing- "a...choooOOOOOOO!"
 * Vampire Bats are coming- "Bats! I hope they won't hurt us."

Don't Starve Together

 * Failed to do something- "Mom told me never to do that."
 * Can't store (invalid item)- "That's against the rules."
 * Wetness (high)- "So wet!"
 * Already has Critter- "I like the pet we've got."
 * Atrium destabilizing-
 * "That gateway did something weird."
 * "Something's happening."
 * "Let's get out of here."
 * Ruins renewal- "Everything's back!"
 * Battlecry (Deer)- "Hopefully we're venomous!"
 * Becoming ghost- "oOooOooO!!"
 * Beefalo mount health low- "Our hairy friend is hurt!"
 * Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "We didn't climb into the saddle in time!"
 * Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "It's too angry!"
 * Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "It's too angry!"
 * Blueprint already known- "I'm pretty sure one of us knows that one."
 * Can't learn blueprint- "Ms. Wickerbottom will have to explain this one."
 * Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "Is it upside down? Nope. It's just wrong."
 * Cannot construct Celestial Portal (occupied)- "Aw, we don't wanna mess up someone else's stuff."
 * Cannot construct Celestial Portal (wrong material)- "It doesn't go there."
 * Cannot construct Celestial Portal (no materials)- "We need stuff to build with."
 * Cannot construct Celestial Portal (wrong plans)- "I don't think these are the right plans."
 * Can't cook (in use)- "Ooo, make something tasty!"
 * Can't rummage (occupied)- "It's okay, we can wait for you to finish!"
 * Can't store (occupied)- "Are you finding everything okay in there?"
 * Can't write on sign (in use)- "We'll get our crayons ready while they finish up!"
 * Sinkhole warning-
 * "The ground's giving way!"
 * "It's rumble-y!"
 * "What's that?"
 * Cave-in warning- "I think the sky is falling!"
 * Danger, unable to leave game- "Can't! There's scary-biteys about!"
 * Depths Worms are coming- "Ohhh nooo. We’re not friends with worms!"
 * Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "Everything's getting fuzzy!"
 * Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
 * "Ughh!"
 * "We... can do it!"
 * "So heavy...!"
 * "Oof...!"
 * "Left foot... Right foot..."
 * "Chugga chugga chugga chugga..."
 * "Not enough... legs... to lift..."
 * "Hhhhfn!"
 * "Are... we there yet..."
 * Ghost sanity drain- "We're becoming... even more monstrous!"
 * Health too low, unable to attune- "We don't feel so good right now. Maybe later?"
 * Klaus enraged- "Ah! I'm sorry we killed your deer!!"
 * Klaus summoning Krampii- "Uh-oh, it's got friends coming!"
 * Loot Stash (wrong key)- "That doesn't go there!"
 * Loot Stash (Klaus)- "It's too dangerous!"
 * The Lazy Deserter (teleported)- "We're here!"
 * Mushroom Planter needs living log- "It needs a special kind of log!"
 * Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "It needs a mushroom!"
 * Not Gem- "It doesn't fit right!"
 * Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "We'd rather keep this one for ourselves."
 * Plant diseased pick warning- "Yuck!"
 * Plant diseased dig warning- "Doesn't that feel better!"
 * Refusing to eat invalid food- "That doesn't look like food to us."
 * Refusing to eat yucky food- "We can't, we won't, we refuse to eat that."
 * Trees petrifying- "The trees are yelling at us!!"
 * Unable to build structure (mounted)- "All our arms can't quite reach from up here."
 * Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "We have something for you!"
 * Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "Um. We should probably keep it."
 * Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "Hey! Make room!"
 * Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "Aww... They're getting their snoozies right now!"
 * Unable to receive gift (danger)- "We'll open it later as a celebration of surviving this!"
 * Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I promise I'll ride you again after I open my present!"
 * Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "I can't! It's all burny!"

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomplishment- "We're so capable!"
 * Accomplishment completed- "We're a super hero!"

Skins

 * Formal Set- "We like parties!"
 * Survivor Set- "I want to go home, but we can't find the way."
 * Shadow Set- "Come closer - we are hungry!"
 * Halloween Costume Set- "Raaar! ...That's our bat noise."
 * Challenger Set- "We don't want to fight if we don't have to."
 * Warrior Set- "If you fight us, you will lose."
 * Rose Set- "The rose shelters our fur from the morning dew."
 * Snowfallen Set- "We love playing in the snow!"
 * Culinarian Set- "Let's get cooking!"
 * Victorian Set- "Look, we lost a tooth!"
 * Rebel Set- "Don't mess with us."
 * Magmatic Set- "We're like a walking volcano."

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 * Maxwell's Head- "Imagine the trouble he has buying hats!"
 * Deadly Feast- "Scent of doom."
 * Skull Chest- "Who knows what could be hiding in there!"
 * Golden Pitchfork- "We can do some fancy forking with this."
 * Boat- "All these legs, but we don't row."
 * Home- "Hellooo? We're here!"
 * Sunk Boat- "So close, so far away."
 * Tree Clump- "It's in our way!"
 * Pig Tent- "Little pig, little pig, let me in!"
 * Dirt Turf (1)- "Some pretty average earth."
 * Dirt Turf (2)- "Some ground that we dug up."
 * DEPLETED_GRASS- "It was once grass."
 * Lava Pit- "This lava's all dried up."
 * Lava Pit (normal)- "Cozy!"
 * Lava Pit (low)- "It's a little less cozy."
 * Lava Pit (out)- "It looks like it might break."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "I just can't mosquito you."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Suck someone else's blood!"
 * Chest (trap)- "
 * ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "Easy peasy."
 * UNIMPLEMENTED- "What a crummy item."
 * UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "Gah! It needs more time."
 * DEVTOOL- "Axe me a question!"
 * DEVTOOL_NODEV- "I can't wield that."
 * Rubble- "Rocks from an old city."
 * Hit by Bishop charge- "Owie!"
 * Shadow Digger- "Sometimes scary things are nice."
 * Scaled Furnace (generic, no gems)- "It's a fancy furnace!"
 * Scaled Furnace (low, one gem)- "Warmish furnace."
 * Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "What happened to your face?"
 * Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "We should have chopped it!"
 * WETPAPER- "It'll probably dry off soon. Maybe."
 * Bernie (Forge)- "Oh! Willow brought Bernie!"
 * Packet of Seeds (small)- "These will grow a little bit of food."
 * Packet of Seeds (medium)- "These seeds are a good start."
 * Packet of Seeds (large)- "We can plant a whole bunch of food with this."
 * Packet of Mixed Seeds (small)- "Wow. There's a few different seeds in here."
 * Packet of Mixed Seeds (medium)- "We can grow a bunch of things from these seeds."
 * Packet of Mixed Seeds (large)- "Wow. A big mix of different food to plant."
 * Prepared dish (plate)- "We know how to dish it out!"
 * Prepared dish (soup)- "Nice and warm."
 * Prepared dish (snack)- "Just a little snack."
 * Prepared dish (bread)- "Yay! Bread!"
 * Prepared dish (pasta)- "Pass the pasta!"
 * Prepared dish (vegetable)- "Mom said we should always eat our vegetables."
 * Prepared dish (meat)- "Mmmm... I'm hungry."
 * Prepared dish (fish)- "Still smells a little."
 * Prepared dish (crab)- "I bet this tastes great."
 * Prepared dish (cheese)- "Cheese is good for the bones."
 * Prepared dish (dessert)- "Sweet!"
 * Portable Crock Pot (held)- "Makes yummies!"
 * Poison Frog- "If we get licked by those we'll get sick."
 * Peacock- "Such pretty feathers!"
 * Mr. Skittish- "Eep!"
 * Swimming Horror- "AHH!"
 * BIGFISHINGROD- "Perhaps we'll hook something good."
 * Beach Turf- "Some ground we dug up."
 * Tornado- "We don't like this..."
 * COFFEEBOT- "The machine that makes the hyper juice!"
 * WOODLEGSSAIL- "One fancy piece of cloth."
 * SNAKE_FIRE- "Aaaah, fire-breathing volcano thingies!"
 * PIKE_SKULL- "We don't like that!"
 * Trawl Net (detached)- "What goodies are inside!"
 * Baby Water Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "Hey lil fella!"
 * Baby Water Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "Pat pat."

Base Game

 * Compass (generic)- "No reading."
 * Compass (SW)- "Lefty-Downy"
 * Sinkhole- "I can hear some spider friends down there."
 * Barrel- "Did you hear something?"
 * Spider (sleeping)- "Wake up, friend!"
 * Spider Warrior- "He will protect us!"
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "They're so cute when they sleep."
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Another lost friend."
 * Krampus- "Stop! Thief!"
 * Mosquito (held)- "We should just squish you."
 * Most Crock Pot recipes- "We are accomplished chefs!"
 * Gears- "I could've been a robot."
 * Gramophone- "It looks like grandpa's."
 * Research (high value)- "I'm learning so much!"
 * Research (normal value)- "It's almost like being back in school."
 * Research (low value)- "That might've taught a toddler something."
 * Razor (can't shave)- "There's not even any stubble left!"

Shipwrecked

 * Speargun- "We shoot it!"
 * Poison Speargun- "I better point this away from myself."
 * Obsidian Speargun- "Like shooting fireworks!"
 * Sandbag- "Keeps the wet stuff out."
 * Joy of Volcanology- "I can't read, but he can!"
 * Jungle Tree- "This tree holds many secrets of this place."
 * Seashell- "Sea litter."
 * Magma Pile- "It's a bunch of stony stones."
 * Malfunctioning Novelty Ride- "No one's going through this."
 * Pirate Ghost- "As if pirates weren't scary enough!"
 * Bottlenose Ballphin- "What playful little rubbery blobs."
 * Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "1, 2...4 legs. Thought you were maybe a friend."
 * Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "It would look good in a cooking pot!"
 * Entering map border- "It would seem my future is foggy."
 * Exiting map border- "I think I felt something brush against my leg..."
 * Seaweed (plant)- "Even the sea gets weeds!"
 * Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "Its suffering is over."
 * Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "It's covered in limpets."
 * Limpet Rock (picked)- "All gone."

Don't Starve Together

 * Saddlehorn- "I'm taking my saddle and leaving."
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "We have failed him."
 * Wardrobe- "We like playing hide-and-seek in wardrobes."
 * On Tentacles- "I'll read it for us!"
 * Queenly Figure (shaking)- "Uh-oh! That looks bad!"
 * Red Pouch- "Thanks birds!"
 * Mumsy- "Do your kids want to play?"
 * Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Looks kinda creepy."
 * Small Grill (held)- "We can have a cookout!"
 * Small Grill- "What do you want to cook?"
 * Iron Key- "This unlocks the gate to that park."
 * Salmon- "Mom said salmon oil is good for our brain."
 * Goat Milk- "Milk is good for our bones."
 * Old Coin- "A penny!"
 * QUAGMIRE_KINGCRAB_CASTLE- "Cool! A castle."
 * QUAGMIRE_KINGCRAB_CASTLE (unknown)- "Huh. What is it?"
 * Diseased Grass Gekko- "It's got ouchies in its tummy."
 * Klaus (second form)- "Your belly looks hungry!"
 * Ancient Fuelweaver- "We'll defend ourselves if we have to."
 * Inspecting self- "Lookin' good!"
 * Antlion (upset)- "I think she's upset."
 * Wilson (generic)- "Hey! Hi Wilson!"
 * Wilson (attacker)- "That Wilson looks mean."
 * Wilson (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
 * Wilson (reviver)- "That Wilson is super nice to ghosts."
 * Wilson (ghost)- "Don't worry Wilson, we'll find you a heart!"
 * Willow (generic)- "Hey! Hi Willow!"
 * Willow (attacker)- "That Willow looks mean."
 * Willow (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
 * Willow (reviver)- "That Willow is super nice to ghosts."
 * Willow (reviver)- "%s is super nice to ghosts."
 * Willow (ghost)- "Don't worry Willow, we'll find you a heart!"
 * Wolfgang (generic)- "Hey! Hi Wolfgang!"
 * Wolfgang (attacker)- "That Wolfgang looks mean."
 * Wolfgang (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
 * Wolfgang (reviver)- "That Wolfgang is super nice to ghosts."
 * Wolfgang (reviver)- "%s is really nice! I wish he'd stop messing up our head fur, though."
 * Wolfgang (ghost)- "Don't worry Wolfgang, we'll find you a heart!"
 * Wendy (generic)- "Hey! Hi Wendy!"
 * Wendy (attacker)- "That Wendy looks mean."
 * Wendy (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
 * Wendy (reviver)- "That Wendy is super nice to ghosts."
 * Wendy (ghost)- "Don't worry Wendy, we'll find you a heart!"
 * WX-78 (generic)- "Hey! Hi WX-78!"
 * WX-78 (attacker)- "That WX-78 looks mean."
 * WX-78 (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
 * WX-78 (reviver)- "That WX-78 is super nice to ghosts."
 * WX-78 (ghost)- "Don't worry WX-78, we'll find you a heart!"
 * Wickerbottom (generic)- "Hey! Hi Ms Wickerbottom!"
 * Wickerbottom (attacker)- "That Wickerbottom looks mean."
 * Wickerbottom (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
 * Wickerbottom (reviver)- "Ms Wickerbottom is super nice to ghosts."
 * Wickerbottom (ghost)- "Don't worry Ms Wickerbottom, we'll find you a heart!"
 * Woodie (generic)- "Hey! Hi Woodie!"
 * Woodie (attacker)- "That Woodie looks mean."
 * Woodie (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
 * Woodie (murderer)- "You need to treat people nicer!"
 * Woodie (reviver)- "That Woodie is super nice to ghosts."
 * Woodie (ghost)- "Don't worry Woodie, we'll find you a heart!"
 * Woodie (ghost Werebeaver)- "Can I pet your ghost ears or will our claws swish through them?"
 * Wes (generic)- "Hey! Hi Wes!"
 * Wes (attacker)- "That Wes looks mean."
 * Wes (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
 * Wes (reviver)- "That Wes is super nice to ghosts."
 * Wes (reviver)- "%s is super nice to ghosts."
 * Wes (ghost)- "Don't worry Wes, we'll find you a heart!"
 * Maxwell (generic)- "Hey! Hi Maxwell!"
 * Maxwell (attacker)- "That Maxwell looks mean."
 * Maxwell (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
 * Maxwell (reviver)- "That Maxwell is super nice to ghosts."
 * Maxwell (ghost)- "Don't worry Maxwell, we'll find you a heart!"
 * Maxwell (ghost)- "Aw, even you don't deserve to be stuck like that, %s!"
 * Wigfrid (reviver)- "%s is super nice to ghosts."
 * Other player (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "It'll go down, but it'll also come back up."
 * Long Pig- "Would eating this kind of make us like a turducken?"
 * Cooked Long Pig- "We're sure this is cooked human meat."
 * Long Pig Jerky- "Dried human meat."
 * Frayed Yarn- "Maybe we'll find another use for this."
 * Lucky Cat Jar- "No cookies."
 * Toadstool escaping- "It's looking around for a way out."
 * Toadstool escaped- "Aww, the frog left!"

Other

 * Survivor Set- "I want to go home."

Trivia

 * When inspecting a Cat Cap, Webber says, "Hat of a cat." This may be a reference to The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss.
 * When inspecting a Tree, Webber says, "Pines are always greener on the other side of the fence." This is a reference to the common saying, "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
 * When inspecting a Frog Legs, Webber says, "A fraction of a frog." This may be a reference to the browser game Frog Fractions.
 * When inspecting Cooked Meat, Webber says, "Can't have any pudding if we don't eat it." This is a reference to part two of "Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd.
 * His quote for a Dead Dogfish ("All dogfish go to heaven, right?") is a reference to the film All Dogs Go to Heaven.
 * When examining a Butter Muffin, Webber says, "Do you know the muffin spider?", which is a reference to the nursery rhyme The Muffin Man.
 * When Webber inspects the Fire Staff, he says, "We didn't start the fire," which is a reference to a song of the same name by Billy Joel.
 * Upon inspecting a Burnt Tree, Webber states "Only we can prevent forest fires." This is a reference to Smokey Bear.
 * When inspecting a Thulecite Club, Webber says, "We will, we will, smash you!" This is probably a reference to "We Will Rock You" by Queen.
 * When inspecting Maxwell's Door, Webber says, "Something wicked this way comes", likely a reference to the same saying in the play Macbeth by Shakespeare.
 * When inspecting a Grave, Webber says "My loot sense is tingling." This may be a reference to Marvel's superhero Spider-Man, who has a "spider sense".
 * Webber's quote for examining a Spear, "We should stick things with the pointy part", is a reference to the TV show Game of Thrones.
 * When examining an Extra Smelly Durian, Webber will say, "No sir, I don't like it", which is a reference to a The Ren &amp; Stimpy Show character named Mr. Horse.
 * When examing a burning Grass Tuft, Webber will say "Fire Fire Fire!", which may be a reference to what all playable classes in Team Fortress 2 say when they are burning, except for Pyro.
 * Upon inspecting a Roasted Birchnut, Webber will say "Roasted on an open fire." This is a reference to "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)".
 * When examining a pile of Ash, Webber will say "Funk to funky." This is a reference to the David Bowie song "Ashes to Ashes".
 * Inspecting the Moggles, Webber will say "I can see for miles and miles", which is likely a reference to The Who's "I Can See for Miles".
 * Examining an Old Bell will lead Webber to say "Exactly the right amount of bell". It is possible that this is reference to Christopher Walken's well-known performance in the Saturday Night Live sketch "More Cowbell".
 * Upon examining a Crabbit, Webber says that since it only has 6 legs, it is not a spider and thus "not a friend". This is technically true since real-life spiders have eight legs, but Spiders in Don't Starve only have six legs like a Crabbit.
 * Inspecting a Purple Moonlens, Webber will say "Now we won’t need to leave a trail of breadcrumbs!", which is a reference to the well known fairy tale Hansel and Gretel, in which the protagonists leave a trail of breadcrumbs to follow back to their home.
 * Upon examining a Petrified Evergreen Webber will say "It's all stone and no bark." The bark is the hard outermost layer of tree trunks, and the quote itself may be a play-off of the commonly-used idiom "All bark and no bite".
 * When examining a Gigantic Beehive, Webber will say "Oh, bother!" This is a possible reference to Walt Disney's Winnie the Pooh.
 * When examining a Spider Queen, Webber says "Mommy-longlegs?" This may be a reference to the common nickname for large spiders, which is "Daddy-longlegs".
 * His reaction to a violent Winona player ("Don't do hits, %s!") may be a reference to the My Brother, My Brother and Me episode "Tarantulas & Travis Did a Hit".