Talk:Pig/@comment-11257541-20130717140019

The True Story Of How I, Willow, Tortured And Killed Marcus The Pig.

Once upon a time, Willow was feeling murderous. Well, before that she wanted some meat, so she befriended a pig named Marcus, and ordered him to attack a beefalo. After gathering the meat and wool, she soon tired of him, and an idea formed in her head...

Willow gathered up all the grass and twigs she could find, and made several Hay Walls in the form of a pen. When enough were placed she put some spoiling meat she had no use for inside the pen. Marcus was lured insided, and Willow placed the last Hay Wall, trapping him.

Willlow kept Marcus in there for a few days, (well, 2 actually) and again began to tire of him. So she waited until Marcus fell asleep, grabbed her lighter...AND BURNT HIM TO THE END!!!!

No, really, he was sleeping, his pen burnt, he woke up, he died! IT WAS AWESOME!!!