Wickerbottom quotes

"Measure before you act."

- Wickerbottom

This page lists Wickerbottom's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object, or when the world under goes a certain event, such as Hound attacks or Earthquakes. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

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 * Axe- "A dual inclined plane attached to a lever."
 * Luxury Axe- "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this chops."
 * Shovel- "It's shovel. Surely you've seen one before?" sic
 * Regal Shovel- "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this digs."
 * Pickaxe- "A specialized axe for chipping away at rocks."
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this mines."
 * Razor- "A personal hygiene implement."
 * Razor (can't shave)- "I would really rather not."
 * Razor (nothing left)- "It's already smooth, dear."
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I think he might object to that."
 * Hammer- "A worker's tool."
 * Pitchfork- "It's design is effective at loosening earth."

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 * Campfire (upon being built)- "A camp fire."
 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A fire pit."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "That fire is burning at an alarming rate."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "A perfectly average fire."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire could use some more fuel."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "The fire has almost self-extinguished."
 * Fire Pit (burned out)- "I can re-light it."
 * Campfire (burned out)- "I can re-light it."
 * Torch- "An improvised handheld light."
 * Torch (run out)- "I need another light."
 * Miner Hat- "This would make a great reading light."
 * Miner Hat (run out)- "I need another light."
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Carving the Cucurbita pepo is such a nice pastime."
 * Lantern- "A refuelable light source."

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 * Backpack- "It's for me to put my stuff in."
 * Piggyback- "A face only necessity could love."
 * Bird Trap- "A simple clap-trap for birds."
 * Bug Net- "The tool of entomologists."
 * Fishing Rod- "I've read all about fishing, this should be a snap."
 * Straw Roll- "I'm not sleeping on the ground."
 * Tent- "Sleeping in there is going to give me a stiff neck."
 * Trap- "A simple stick-and-basket trap."
 * Honey Poultice- "Medicinal dressings."
 * Healing Salve- "A natural disinfectant."
 * Heat Stone- "It matches the ambient temperature."
 * Heat Stone (cold)- "It's temperature is below freezing."
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "It is retaining thermal energy."
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "It is warm enough to radiate heat and light!"
 * Umbrella- "A simple apparatus for keeping dry."
 * Compass- Depends on location.

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 * Crock Pot- "It looks derelict when it's not cooking something."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "It's got a bit to go before it's ready."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Almost done!"
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Supper time!"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "A small cultivated patch of ground."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "The plants are extracting minerals from the ground."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It has been rendered infertile for lack of nutrients."
 * Ice Box- "It is a crude heat exchanger."
 * Drying Rack- "Meats can be dehydrated."
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Dehydration is a slow process."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "The process has completed."

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 * Science Machine- "It's a research station. I can learn new things with it."
 * Alchemy Engine- "It's a research station. I can learn new things with it."
 * Winterometer- "Measure before you act."
 * Rainometer- "Measure before you act."
 * Lightning Rod- "Highly conductive!"
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "Radiant electrical energy."
 * Gunpowder- "Knowledge is power!"

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 * Spear- "Ancient weapons technology."
 * Ham Bat- "I'm not sure this was the most efficient use of resources."
 * Boomerang- "It's a flat aerofoil."
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "I misjudged the timing of its return."
 * Blow Dart- "Improvised missile device."
 * Sleep Dart- "Improvised tranquilizer device."
 * Fire Dart- "Improvised inflammatory device."
 * Grass Suit- "Surprisingly effective with enough layers."
 * Logsuit- "Crude plate mail cobbled together from log sections."
 * Marblesuit- "An interesting choice of materials."
 * Football Helmet- "Protective gear for full-contact endeavors."
 * Bee Mine- "A dangerous mine filled with Antophila."
 * Tooth Trap- "It's covered with a thin film of canine digestive fluid."
 * Shelmet- "It provides protection."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "It is quite capacious."

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 * Bee Box- "A crude apiary."
 * Bee Box (with no honey)- "I can harvest honey from it."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "I can harvest honey from it."
 * Bee Box (full with honey)- "I can harvest honey from it."
 * Birdcage- "This will safely contain one avian specimen."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "He is contained."
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Shhhhh!"
 * Pig House- "The pig creatures have such prosaic taste in architecture."
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "That was quite rude."
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "I wonder what they do in there."
 * Hay Wall (inventory)- "Hay bales."
 * Hay Wall (placed)- "I don't trust that wall."
 * Wood Wall (inventory)- "Deployable pickets."
 * Wood Wall (placed)- "That offers some protection."
 * Stone Wall (inventory)- "I'm not sure why I can carry so many of these."
 * Stone Wall (placed)- "That is quite secure."
 * Chest- "A storage chest."
 * Chest (full)- "It's full."
 * Chest (not allowed to store, like backpack)-
 * Sign- "A navigational aid."

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 * Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards"
 * Carpeted Flooring- "It's surprisingly scratchy."
 * Cobblestones- ""Hastily cobbled stones."
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "These are pretty snazzy."
 * Turfs (surface)- "A chunk of ground."
 * Turfs (cave)- "The ground. You step on it."

TabRefine.pnge

 * Rope- "A short length of strong hemp rope."
 * Boards- "Roughly hewn wood boards."
 * Cut Stone- "Some smoothed rock slabs."
 * Papyrus- "Thin sheets of cellulose and lignin."
 * Purple Gem- "It gives off an unusual aura."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "Ectoplasmic residue."

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 * Meat Effigy- "How very pagan."
 * Prestihatitator- "I think the hat collects energy from the air."
 * Shadow Manipulator- "Perhaps I have gone too far."
 * Pan Flute- "Hollow reeds with harmonic resonance."
 * Night Light- "Curiously luminescent."
 * Night Armour- "Protective shroud which transfers attacks to another dimension."
 * Dark Sword- "Transdimensional weaponry."
 * One-man Band- "An impressive improvement to the traditional pipe and tabor."
 * Bat Bat- "Interesting. This weapon appears to be alive."
 * Chilled Amulet- "The gem appears to be sucking energy out anything it touches."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "I can almost sense it beckoning to something."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "It's a relic from another time."
 * Fire Staff- "Some kind of fire-throwing contraption."
 * Ice Staff- "I believe it works via condensation."
 * Telelocator Staff- "The gem appears to focus the nightmare fuel."
 * Telelocator Focus- "It looks to be ready."

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 * Sewing Kit- "A simple implement for domestic tasks."
 * Rabbit Earmuff- "Poor Leporidae. At least my ears will be warm."
 * Strawhat- "This will offer some protection from the sun."
 * Beefalo Hat- "This hat is hidious."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."
 * Feather Hat- "Not quite the genuine article, but I might fool some birds."
 * Winter Hat- "I knit it myself."
 * Top Hat- "How bourgeois."
 * Dapper Vest- "This vest screams 'stylish, but well-read.'."
 * Breezy Vest- "Durable outerwear."
 * Puffy Vest- "Winter survival gear."
 * Bush hat- "Camouflage."
 * Garland- "How celebratory."
 * Walking Cane- "I'm no rabologist."

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 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "The levels of ectoplasmic residue seem to be at their lowest."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "There are low, but increasing levels of vapours containing ectoplasmic residue."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "Levels of ectoplasmic residue seem to be increasing."
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "The levels of ectoplasmic residue seem to be at their peak."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Levels of ectoplasmic residue are high but seem to be decreasing."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "There is very little ectoplasmic residue vapor."
 * The Lazy Forager- "The gem fades with each use."
 * Magiluminescence- "This amulet is glowing at the mid 530 nanometer wavelength."
 * Construction Amulet- "I don't know what that is."
 * The Lazy Explorer- "Handy over small distances."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "Luckily the star is a manageable size."
 * Deconstruction Staff- "It appears to rewind time on an object."
 * Pick/Axe- "Quite functional, it operates as both an axe and a pickaxe."
 * Thulecite Crown- "A bit gaudy for my tastes, but it seems useful."
 * Thulecite Club- "I could hit things with this."
 * Thulecite Suit- "A hardy Thulecite armor."
 * Houndius Shootius- "I'll need to place this."
 * Houndius Shootius (placed)- "The magic of the two beasts has been concentrated by the thulecite."

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 * Birds of the World- "The expurgated version, but it has my favorite: Megascops kennicottii."
 * Applied Horticulture- "Dead plants tied together to help me help alive plants."
 * Sleepytime Stories- "Warm milk in book form."
 * The End is Nigh!- "What could possibly go wrong?"
 * On Tentacles- "Hard to put this one down. It's gripping, frankly."

Eyeplant.pnge - Plants

 * Evergreen- "A generically coniferous tree."
 * Evergreen (chopped)- "It has been harvested."
 * Evergreen (burning)- "The tree is burning."
 * Evergreen (burnt)- "A carbonized tree."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "This genus appears to lack reproductive capabilities."
 * Baby Evergreen- "A young Conifer."
 * Log- "An axial section of tree trunk."
 * Log (burning)- "An axial section of tree trunk."
 * Charcoal- "It's mostly carbon and ash."
 * Pinecone- "Conifer seeds encased in a mature strobilus."
 * Spiky Tree- "A mangal rhizophora."
 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "It has been felled."
 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "Combustion!"
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "A carbonized mangrove."
 * Marble Tree- "A tree made entirely of marble. Amazing."
 * Totally Normal Tree- "Animal or vegetable?"
 * Living Logs- "This log is special."
 * Sapling- "It's a small tree."
 * Sapling (picked up)- "Odd. I thought that would have killed it."
 * Sapling (burning)- "Combustion!"
 * Sapling (picked up)- "It requires soil to grow."
 * Twigs- "Some small twigs."
 * Grass Tuft- "A cluster graminoid stalks."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "I think it will grow back."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "Combustion!"
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "It requires soil to grow."
 * Cut Grass- "Some grass cuttings."
 * Berry Bush- "It's an Ardisia crenata bush."
 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "The berries are growing back, slowly."
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "It will require an intervention."
 * Berry Bush (burning)-
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "It requires soil to grow."
 * Reeds- "A group of juncaceae graminoids."
 * Reeds (picked)- "I belive they shall grow back."
 * Reeds (burning)- "Combustion!"
 * Cut Reeds- "Some rush cuttings."
 * Plant- "It's a... plant. Of some kind."
 * Plant (growing)- "It is not yet ready for harvest."
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "It looks mature, now."
 * Marsh Plant- "A swamp-dwelling rhizome."
 * Spiky Bush- "A cluster of brambles."
 * Spiky Bush (picked)- "Picking brambles is dangerous."
 * Flower- "It's a wildflower. I'm unfamiliar with the species."
 * Petals- "I've made some potpourri."
 * Evil Flower- "It's not often one sees a flower with such a powerful aura."
 * Dark Petals- "Interesting, these petals seem to have a mind of their own."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "It is a fungus."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "It is dormant this time of day."
 * Red Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)- "Red usually indicates poison."

Harp Statue.pnge - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "The natural home of the bee."
 * Killer Bee Hive- "I had better keep my distance."
 * Honeycomb- "Beeswax used for storing honey."
 * Hound Mound- "Those bones are foreboding."
 * Bone- "The endoskeleton of Canis lupus, definitely not familiaris."
 * Touch Stone- "There is something unnatural about that stone."
 * Harp Statue- "A simple statue."
 * Marble Pillar- "It shows the touch of a Roman artisan. How amazing."
 * Marble- "A statuesque rock."
 * Merm House- "Obviously dilapidated."
 * Merm Head- "It's uncertain whether it's rotting or fermenting."
 * Pig Head- "It's a head on a stick."
 * Pig Torch- "I wonder how it's fueled."
 * Basalt Boulder- "Material of great density!"
 * Boulder- "A large sedimentary rock."
 * Rocks- "A handful of assorted rocks."
 * Flint- "A hard nodule of quartz."
 * Nitre- "Also known as salpeter."
 * Gold Nugget- "A small lump of gold. Atomic number 79."
 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."
 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."
 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"
 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."
 * Grave- "A burial mound."
 * Grave (dug)- "A desecrated burial mound."
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Unhygienic!"
 * Animal Tracks- "Animal sign, leading away."
 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)- "The trail is no longer distinguishable."
 * Animal Tracks (found)- "The appearance of this track indicates recent activity."
 * Wooden Thing- "This runestone has unique geometric properties."
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "The device is in partial state of completion."
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "This machine can be used to travel between worlds."
 * Ring Thing- "A torus of alloys and wiring."
 * Crank Thing- "It applys basic mechanical principals."
 * Box Thing- "An electrical charge regulator."
 * Metal Potato Thing- "Neither fully organic nor inorganic."
 * Wormhole (closed)- "The sleeping Megadrilacea Oradous."
 * Wormhole (open)- "Concentric rings of teeth for rapid ingestion."
 * Wormhole (exited)- "A detailed lesson in biology."
 * Pond- "A small, but deep freshwater pond."
 * Skeleton- "A remarkably well-preserved human skeleton."
 * Spider Den- "Fascinating. These spiders have a communal hive."
 * Spider Egg- "A highly portable spider egg sack."
 * Rabbit Hole- "It looks like a small animal's burrow."
 * Walrus Camp- "Some kind of temporary habitation."
 * Walrus Camp (empty)- "It has been deserted for now."

CaveEntrance1.pnge - Caves

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "The placement of that rock looks intentional."
 * Sinkhole- "The subterranean world awaits."
 * Rope to Surface- "Maybe I should go back up for some fresh air."
 * Mushtree- "A tree with a fungal parasite."
 * Red Mushtree- "A red variety of Mycena luxaeterna."
 * Green Mushtree- "My word! A huge Mycena silvaelucens."
 * Light Flower- "You could read by that light."
 * Light Bulb- "Is this animal or vegetable?"
 * Stalagmite- "A strange rock formation."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "Another stalagmite."
 * Spilagmite- "This is the source of the spider infestation."
 * Slurtle Mound- "A gastropod pod."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "Sadly, it is just painted to look like a carrot."
 * Fern- "A lovely ornamental plant."
 * Foilage- "These may have some nutritional value."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "The seeds must have fallen down a sinkhole."

Thulecite Fragments.pnge - Ruins

 * Ancient Statue- "This seems mystically aligned to the world."
 * Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "A monument to some long dead god."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "A monument to some long dead god."
 * Broken Clockworks- "Clockwork junk."
 * Relic- "A relic of an ancient civilization long dead the ravages of time."
 * Cave Lichen- "A symbiot! A fungus and phycobionitc bacteria."
 * Ornate Chest- "An artifact which may contain other artifacts."
 * Large Ornate Chest- "That chest is absolutely marvellous."
 * Nightmare Light- "The ancients seem to have used nightmare fuel to power everything."
 * Thulecite- "This seems to be an interesting, ectoplasmic residue-bearing variety of ziosite."
 * Thulecite Wall- "A very secure wall."
 * Thulecite Wall (item)- "My pockets must be bigger on the inside."

Spider.png - Monsters

 * Clockwork Knight- "An automatic equine."
 * Clockwork Bishop- "A clockwork clergyman."
 * Clockwork Castle- "A clockwork castle."
 * Damaged Bishop- "Such exhileratingly complex technology."
 * Damaged Rook- "It looks like it could break apart at any moment."
 * Charlie (Night Monster)- "Did you hear that?"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "OUCH! Something bit me!"
 * Hound- "That hound is not domesticated."
 * Red Hound- "That hound is more dangerous than the others."
 * Blue Hound- "What a strange, cold beast."
 * Hound's Tooth- "It's made of calcium and brimstone."
 * Spider- "A large, carnivorous arachnid species."
 * Spider (sleeping)- "A well deserved rest, no doubt."
 * Spider (dead)- "He gave his life for his queen."
 * Spider Warrior- "It appears to be of the warrior caste."
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "A well deserved rest, no doubt."
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "He gave his life for his queen."
 * Spider Gland- "This gland secretes a mildly toxic venom."
 * Silk- "Protein fibre extruded from an arachnid."
 * Krampus- "It's a mythological holiday monster."
 * Krampus Sack- "It seems bigger inside than out."
 * Merm- "A piscean biped!"
 * Tentacle- "That looks dangerous."
 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."
 * Tentacle Spots- "Hmmm, reproductive organs."
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "There's more of it below than above!" or "There's no end of them!"
 * Baby Tentacle- "A tiny horror waiting in the mud."
 * Pig Guard- "One of the warrior caste."
 * Werepig- "It's a lycanthropic pig."
 * Ghost- "It must be fake. I don't believe it."
 * MacTusk- "Odobenus rosmarus gaelic variety."
 * WeeTusk- "The juvenile is less aggresive."
 * Walrus Tusk- "This would be useful for scrimshaw."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "And should we forget auld acquaintances?"
 * Mosquito- "A thirsty female Haemagogus Devorator."
 * Mosquito (picked up)- "It is securely stored."
 * Cave Spider- "An arachnid with a thick carapace."
 * Spitter- "An arachnid that spits projectiles."
 * Batilisk- "A flying mammal."
 * Snurtle- "A rare variant of gastropod."
 * Slurtle- "A mineral-devouring gastropod."
 * Slurtle Slime- "Their mucus is explosive for some reason."
 * Broken Shell- "Pieces of the broken."
 * Lureplant- "An invasive plant species."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "Now I can move the plant as I wish."
 * Eye Plant- "I believe they are controlled by the larger plant."
 * Slurper- "A classic example of symbiosis."
 * Ancient Guardian- "Get away, you beast!"
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "Ah, this species of arachnid has adapted to live on the cave ceiling."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "Worm attack!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "Reminds me of the Anglerfish."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "It would be best to stay away from that."

Pig.png - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "It looks almost like a Bos Taurus."
 * Beefalo (following)- "It appears to be following me."
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "It's sleeping."
 * Beefalo (shaved)- "It looks cold."
 * Beefalo Wool- "Long follicles harvested from the beefalo."
 * Beefalo Horn- "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."
 * Baby Beefalo- "Look at its widdle face! (ahem!)"
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)-
 * Nearby Bees-
 * Bee- "Apis mellifera. Quite large!"
 * Bee (picked up)- "It is not pleased."
 * Killer Bee- "It is especially venomous."
 * Killer bee (picked up)- "It is not pleased."
 * Stinger- "It tapers to a sharp point."
 * Pig- "A semi-intelligent bipedal pig."
 * Pig (following)- "He seems to have bonded with me."
 * Pig (dead)- "Don't worry there are plenty more where that came from."
 * Pig Skin- "It still has the tail on it."
 * Bunnyman- "A sentient lagomorph."
 * Beardlord- "A sentient lagomorph."
 * Bunny Puff- "They use their tails to balance."
 * Frog- "A amphibian tetrapod."
 * Frog (sleeping)- "It's sleeping."
 * Frog (dead)- "Considered a delicacy in some countries."
 * Koalefant- "Koalefanta Proboscidea."
 * Winter Koalefant- "Koalefanta Proboscidea, in thick winter pelage."
 * Rock Lobster- "Their carapace is made of rocks."
 * Pengull- "What a classy bird."
 * Splumonkey- "They produce quite an odor."

Rabbit.png - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "A colourful lepidopteran."
 * Butterfly (picked up)- "It is captured."
 * Crow- "Corvus brachyrhynchos."
 * Crow (picked up)- "He is mine now."
 * Jet Feather- "A crow feather."
 * Redbird- "Cardinalis! Beautiful plumage."
 * Redbird (picked up)- "Does that mean spring is coming?"
 * Crimson Feather- "A redbird feather."
 * Snowbird- "Life in the frozen wastes."
 * Snowbird (picked up)- "Life in the frozen wastes."
 * Azure Feather- "A snowbird feather."
 * Gobbler- "Nasty Meleagris, stay away from my berries!"
 * Eye Bone- "Oculus Mysterium."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "The oculus is inactive."
 * Eye Bone (ashes)- "The eyebone seems to have been burned entirely."
 * Chester- "A motile storage chest."
 * Rabbit- "It's some kind of Lagormorph. With horns."
 * Rabbit (held)- "It is a cute widdle horned Lagormorph."
 * Beardling- "It's some kind of Lagormorph. With horns."
 * Beardling (held)- "It is a cute widdle horned Lagormorph."
 * Fireflies- "They disperse when I approach."
 * Fireflies (picked up)- "Their bioluminescent properties might prove useful."
 * Mandrake- "Mandragora officinarum."
 * Mandrake (following)- "Mandragora officinarum. But with a face."
 * Mandrake (dead)- "Mandragora officinarum. Deceased."
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Mandragora officinarum, cooked in the name of discovery."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Oof, that's one way to get some rest, I suppose."

Smallbird.png - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "Magnus Avis, fully developed."
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty. Soon the cycle will begin again."
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "What a tremendous Magnus Avis egg!"
 * Tallbird Egg- "It requires incubation."
 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "Full of cholesterol."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Development appears to be progressing."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Al dente."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Exposure to temperature extremes may result in death."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "You will catch your death of cold."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "A watched pot never boils."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "We shall soon reap the fruits of our labours."
 * Smallbird- "A rather diminutive specimen of the class aves."
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "It requires sustenance."
 * Smallbird (starving)- "Without sustenance, it will surely perish."
 * Smallish Tallbird- "An adolescent avian."
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Please keep your voice level to a minimum."
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "A very naughty bird."
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Settle down this instant."

Spider Queen.png - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "I... don't even know."
 * Spider Queen- "That must be the center of the hive mind."
 * Spider Hat- "With this I should be able to exert psionic control over the spiders."
 * Deerclops- "Laurasiatheria!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "I feel a vague sense of accomplishment."
 * Ancient Guardian- "Get away, you beast!"
 * Guardian's Horn- "An amazingly large horn. I wonder if the nightmare helped fuel the growth."

Abigail build.png - Other

 * Maxwell- "What a rude gentleman."
 * Pig King- "He appears to be the leader of the village."
 * Wes (trapped)- "Poor sod is being held here by those statues."
 * Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."

Meat.png - Meats

 * Bird Egg- "It is unfertilized."
 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "If only I had some toast."
 * Monster Meat- "I don't think it's safe to eat this."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "It's still a little bit poisonous."
 * Monster Jerky- "Salty yet satisfying."
 * Meat- "I normally wouldn't eat this raw."
 * Cooked meat- "It is slightly more appetizing when cooked."
 * Leafy Meat- "The plant produced a meaty substance."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "I feel better about eating this now."
 * Jerky- "Salty yet satisfying."
 * Drumstick- "A leg of poultry."
 * Fried Drumstick- "Not terribly healthy, but my is it delicious!"
 * Fish- "Some kind of whitefish, I believe."
 * Cooked Fish- "Beautifully grilled."
 * Morsel- "It's a small, raw piece of meat."
 * Cooked Morsel- "It is slightly more appetizing when cooked."
 * Small Jerky- "High sodium content."
 * Koalefant Trunk- "A utilitarian proboscis."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "A specimen of leather and fur."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Unpalatable, but high in protein."
 * Frog Legs- "They're still twitching a bit."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Not unlike a chicken wing."
 * Batilisk Wing- "Technically edible."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Technically edible."

Dragon Fruit.png - Fruits

 * Berries- "Some Ardisia crenata berries, I think."
 * Roasted Berries- "Roasted Ardisia crenata, just in case."
 * Cave Banana- "All of them are genetically identical."
 * Cooked Banana- "Somewhat better."
 * Dragon Fruit- "Hylocereus undatus, or pitahaya blanca."
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Pleasantly prepared pitahaya blanca."
 * Durian- "Aha, the Durio zibethinus. It really does reek."
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Cooking this certainly did not improve its odour."
 * Pomegranate- "Punica granatum. Watery, sweet and a bit sour."
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Punica granatum is so nice when it's warmed up."

Carrot.png - Vegetables

 * Corn- "Zea mays, a great staple food."
 * Popcorn- "Popped corn!"
 * Carrot (in the ground)- "Daucus carota is a root vegetable."
 * Carrot (picked)- "Daucus carota. Edible and delicious."
 * Roasted Carrot- "Daucus carota, roasted to perfection."
 * Pumpkin- "Cucurbita pepo."
 * Hot Pumpkin- "Cooked Cucurbita pepo. Gooey and delicious."
 * Eggplant- "A nightshade, specifically Solanum melongena."
 * Braised Eggplant- "I present: Braised Solanum melongena."
 * Red Cap- "Red usually indicates poison."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "Chemistry has happened."
 * Green Cap- "I believe this one is just food."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "Chemistry has happened."
 * Blue Cap- "This seems to have medicinal properties."
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "Chemistry has happened."
 * Glow Berry- "It's softer than I would've thought."

Ratatouille.png - Crock Pot

 * Bacon and Eggs- "My stomach is aching. Blue eggs and bacon!"
 * Fishsticks- "Give me some tartar sauce and I'm in heaven."
 * Fish Tacos- "Oh, I do like a spot of spice on my fish."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "I'd love some toast to put this jam on. Oh well."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "Not typically served on a sandwich, but I'll give it a go!"
 * Fruit Medley- "What a nice selection of fruit!"
 * Kabobs- "Meat on a stick, what will I think up next?"
 * Mandrake Soup- "I cooked it myself!"
 * Meatballs- "A pile of processed meat. Who knows what went into this."
 * Meaty Stew- "Not quite how mum used to make, but it smells great!"
 * Monster Lasagna- "Lasagna or no, I don't think it's safe to eat this."
 * Pierogi- "A wonderfully bland dumpling."
 * Powdercake- "The crowning achievement of the agricultural-industrial complex."
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "Pumpkin biscuits, goody!"
 * Ratatouille- "Nicoise, so nutritious!"
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "I've cooked this auburgine and packed it with other comestibles."
 * Taffy- "I don't much care for sweets, but... desperate times."
 * Turkey Dinner- "What a nice roast."
 * Unagi- "A common way to prepare an eel."
 * Waffles- "Salutations, waffles."
 * Wet Goop- "Oh no. No, no, no. This won't do at all."

Rot.png - Other

 * Seeds- "A handful of unidentifiable seeds."
 * Roasted Seeds- "A toasted embryonic plant treat!"
 * Carrot Seeds- "Seed of Daucus carota."
 * Corn Seeds- "These maize seeds will grow in many climates."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "A seed for the magnificently mild Hylocereus undatus."
 * Durian Seeds- "Even the seeds of the Durio zibethinus smell a bit."
 * Eggplant Seeds- "Seed of aubergine."
 * Honey- "A sweetened plant nectar."
 * Butterfly Wings- "Wings from a captured butterfly."
 * Butter- "Lepidopterous lipids?"
 * Rot- "It is heavy with bacteria."
 * Rotten Egg- "How unappetizing."

Trinkets.png Items

 * Blueprint- "A detailed technical drawing."
 * Gears- "Various wheels and cogs."
 * Ash- "Some non-aqueous residue remaining after the fire."
 * Eyebone Ash- "The eyebone seems to have been burned entirely."
 * Thing Ash- "This used to be something, now it's just a pile of ash."
 * Red Gem- "It is warm."
 * Blue Gem- "It is cold."
 * Yellow Gem- "Perhaps it is similar to Citrine."
 * Green Gem- "Chromium impurities have coloured this gem green."
 * Orange Gem- "It looks like a Spessartite garnet."
 * Beard Hair- "This is human facial hair."
 * Manure- "A quantity of animal feces. How fragrant."
 * Guano- "More metabolic byproduct."
 * Melty Marbles- "What a lovely set of bottle washers! Too bad they're all melted."
 * Fake Kazoo- "A fake membranophone."
 * Gord's Knot- "Oh, I just love the bard."
 * Gnome- "What a positively, delightfully odd little fellow."
 * Tiny Rocketship- "This spacecraft looks to have inadequate thermal controls."
 * Frazzled Wires- "A tangled mess of wires, not much good for anything."
 * Ball and Cup- "I'd rather use my hands to read a book."
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "It reminds me of my bath tub. I could use a long soak."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "Hmm, don't think I'm missing any buttons at the moment."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "Don't need these yet: I've still got a few teeth left."
 * Lying Robot- "Ah, it's a scale replica of that mischevious robot."
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "A muscular hydrostat that's been sat near something hygroscopic."

Maxwell Head.pngture Mode

 * Failed- "We must learn from our failures."
 * Obelisk (sane, down)- "It appears to be a tiny pyramid."
 * Obelisk (insane, up)- "I must be seeing things."
 * Obelisk (sane, up)- "Fascinating. I'll have to study these markings later."
 * Obelisk (insane, down)- "It seems to have sunk into the soil."
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "That looks useful!"
 * Divining Rod- "It is a magitechnical homing device."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "The dial is moving faintly."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "I am definitely on the right track."
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "I must be getting close."
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "Here we are!"
 * Divining Rod Base-
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)-
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)-
 * Maxwell's Door- "That violates some pretty fundamental physical laws."
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "It appears to have no power source."
 * Maxwell's Light- "How magical!"
 * Maxwell Statue- "It's a visage of the man who trapped me here."
 * Maxwell's Toothtrap- "A crude attempt at tricking me."
 * Maxwell's Toothtrap (went off)-
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Bottled mosquito rage!"
 * Sick Wormhole- "Guh, that thing looks worse off than usual."
 * Nightmare Lock- "Now I just need a key."
 * Nightmare Throne- "What an intimidating chair."
 * Male character on Nightmare Throne- "Poor boy."
 * Female character on Nightmare Throne- "Poor girl."

Gramophone.pngncements

 * Generic- "I don't know what that is."
 * Freedom- "Freedom! I'll find a good book and tuck in."
 * Freezing- "The ambient temperature is cold."
 * Battlecry- "Combat!"
 * Leaving combat- "Well, that's over."
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "Stinging nasties!"
 * Dusk- "Night will be here soon."
 * Entering light- "It is bright enough to see."
 * Entering darkness- "I am in the dark."
 * Doing things in the dark- "I can't see in the dark."
 * Failed to do something- "I can't do that."
 * Failed to craft something- "I can't make that now."
 * Hounds are coming- "Something is approaching."
 * Inventory full- "I can't carry anything more."
 * Eating- "Yum!"
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "That was partially decomposed."
 * Eating (stale food)- "That was not at optimal freshness."
 * Eating (painful food)- "That was not edible."
 * Hungry- "Librarian needs food."
 * Earthquake- "A tremor! Magnitude at least a 7 on the Richter scale."

Survival

 * Pretty Parasol - "A dainty parasol that will provide some moderate protection."

Food

 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "It doesn't seem stable."
 * Drying Rack (raining)- "The rain has halted the dehydratation process."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (burnt)- "It shan't grow a crop again."
 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "Now it's truly derelict."

Science

 * Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "I can't learn anything from a carbonized research station."
 * Winterometer and Rainometer (burnt)- "I can't read any measurements from that husk."

Fight

 * Morning Star - "I wonder if it's named for Venus?"
 * Weather Pain - "I've never seen a weather vane employed as a weapon."

Structures

 * Ice Flingomatic (turned off)- "Nothing to see here."
 * Ice Flingomatic (turned on)- "Pitch that ice!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (fuel low)- "Fuel's getting low."
 * Pig House (burnt)- "The house had no fire-prevention system."
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "It didn't even burn like a carrot."
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "Poor bees!"
 * Siesta Lean-to- "I can barely sleep on a bed, nevermind the ground."

Nature - Plants

 * Cactus - "Sharp but delicious."
 * Cactus (picking)- "Dang spinose structure!"
 * Cactus (picked)- "Deflated, but still spiny."

Trivia

 * Wickerbottoms examination quote for the Tam o' Shanter is a reference to the Scottish folk song, Auld Lang Syne.
 * The quote for the thulecite walls is possibly a reference to Doctor Who, in which nearly every new companion utters the sentence "It's bigger on the inside" whenever they first enter the Tardis.
 * Wickerbottom's quote for Cave Bananas is a reference that most Bananas commercially available are genetically identical due to the genetic modification to remove banana seeds.

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