Wilson quotes

"I am one heck of a scientist."

- Wilson This page lists Wilson's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

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 * Axe- "It's my trusty axe."


 * Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy axe."


 * Shovel- "There's a lot going on underground."


 * Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."


 * Pickaxe- "Iconic, isn't it?"


 * Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey, isn't gold really soft?"


 * Razor- "A sharpened rock tied to a stick. Hygenic!"


 * Razor (can't shave)- "I can't shave that!"


 * Razor (nothing left)- "There isn't even any stubble left!"


 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."


 * Hammer- "Stop! It's time! To hammer things!"


 * Pitchfork- "Maxwell might be looking for this."

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 * Campfire (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."


 * Campfire (high)- "That fire is getting out of hand!"


 * Campfire (normal)- "Nice and comfy."


 * Campfire (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."


 * Campfire (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."


 * Campfire (burned out)- "Well, that's over."


 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."


 * Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"


 * Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."


 * Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."


 * Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."


 * Fire Pit (burned out)- "At least I can start it up again."
 * Torch- "Something to hold back the night."
 * Torch (run out)- "My torch just ran out!"


 * Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."
 * Miner Hat (run out)- "My torch just ran out!"


 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Spooky!"


 * Lantern- "A more civilized light."

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 * Backpack- "It's for me to put my stuff in."


 * Piggyback- "I feel kinda bad for that."


 * Bird Trap- "Gives me a net advantage!"


 * Bug Net- "For catching bugs."


 * Fishing Rod- "Hook, line and stick!"


 * Straw Roll- "It smells like wet."
 * Fur Roll- "It's better to sleep."


 * Tent- "I get crazy when I don't sleep."


 * Trap- "I wove it real tight."


 * Honey Poultice- "Seems sterile enough."


 * Healing Salve- "The stinging means that it's working."


 * Heat Stone- "I could heat this up near the fire."


 * Heat Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."


 * Heat Stone (warm)- "It's warm and cuddly... for a rock!"


 * Heat Stone (hot)- "Nice and toasty hot!"


 * Umbrella- "This will keep my hair dry, at least."
 * Compass- Depends on location.

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 * Crock Pot- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is going to take a while."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"


 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "I should try planting some crops."


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Guh! It's growing so slowly!"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."


 * Ice Box- "I have harnessed the power of cold!"


 * Drying Rack- "I should dry some meats."


 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Meat takes a while to dry."


 * Drying Rack (finished)- "Jerky time!"

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 * Science Machine- "It breaks down objects into their scientific components."


 * Alchemy Engine- "It's even more science-y than the last one!"


 * Winterometer- "I am one heck of a scientist."


 * Rainometer- "It measures cloudiness."


 * Lightning Rod- "Now I can harness the heavens!"
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "The power is mine!"


 * Gunpowder- "It looks like pepper."

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 * Spear- "That's one pointy stick"


 * Hambat- "This seems unsanitary."


 * Boomerang- "Aerodynamical!"


 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! I should try to catch that!"


 * Blow Dart- "Good practice for my birthday cake!"


 * Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."


 * Fire Dart- "This was fundamentally unsafe."


 * Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."


 * Grass Armor- "I hope there are no bugs in this."


 * Logsuit- "That is a perfectly reasonable piece of clothing."


 * Marble Armor- "This looks really heavy."


 * Bee Mine- "It buzzes when I shake it."


 * Tooth Trap- "This is a nasty surprise."
 * Shelmet- "I hope it doesn't mess up my hair."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "It sticks to my back."

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 * Bee Box- "Bees!"


 * Bee Box (no honey)- "It's empty"


 * Bee Box (some honey)- "I should wait a bit."


 * Bee Box (full with honey)- "It's full of honey."


 * Birdcage- "I should put a bird in it"


 * Birdcage (occupied)- "That's my bird!"


 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Awwww, he's asleep."


 * Pig House- "Those pigs have fancy houses."


 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Come ON! I know you're home!"


 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "I can see a snout pressed up against the window."


 * Hay Wall (inventory)- "This seems like a bad idea."


 * Hay Wall (placed)- "Hmmmm. I guess that'll have to do."


 * Wood Wall (inventory)- "Pickets!"


 * Wood Wall (placed)- "Pointy!"


 * Stone Wall (inventory)- "They make me feel so safe."


 * Stone Wall (placed)- "That's a nice wall."


 * Chest- "It's my tickle trunk!"


 * Chest (full)- "It's full."


 * Chest (not allowed to store, like backpack)- "That can't go in there."


 * Sign- "It says 'You are here'."

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 * Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."


 * Carpeted Flooring- "It's surprisingly scratchy."


 * Cobblestones- "Hastily Cobbled Stones."


 * Checkerboard Flooring- "These are pretty snazzy."


 * Turfs- "A chunk of ground."

TabRefine.pnge

 * Rope- "Some short lengths of rope."


 * Boards- "Boards."


 * Cut Stone- "I've made them seductively smooth."


 * Papyrus- "Some sheets of paper."
 * Purple Gem- "It contains the mysteries of the universe."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "This stuff is crazy!"

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 * Meat Effigy- "What a handsome devil!"


 * Prestihatitator- "Who would name something that?"
 * Shadow Manipulator- "What have I created?"
 * Pan Flute- "I can serenade the animals."


 * Night Light- "It gives off a spooky light."


 * Night Armour- "Wearing this makes me feel safe and insecure."


 * Dark Sword- "I dreamed it myself!"


 * One-man Band- "I should have added a beefalo bell."
 * Bat Bat- "I bet I could fly if I held two of these."
 * Chilled Amulet- "Cool as ice!"
 * Nightmare Amulet- "It's whispering to me."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "I feel so safe when I'm wearing it."
 * Fire Staff- "I don't want to set the world on fire."
 * Ice Staff- "It's cold to the touch"
 * Telelocator Staff- "This science is now out of control!"
 * Telelocator Focus (Not ready) - It needs more purple gems.
 * Telelocator Focus (Ready) - Looks ready.

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 * Sewing Kit- "Darn it! Darn it all to heck!"


 * Rabbit Earmuff- "At least my ears won't get cold..."


 * Strawhat- "What a nice hat."


 * Beefalo Hat- "What a nice hat."


 * Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."


 * Feather Hat- "I AM A BIRD!"


 * Winter Hat- "It'll be good for when winter comes."


 * Top Hat- "What a nice hat."


 * Dapper Vest- "This vest is dapper as all get-out."


 * Breezy Vest- "Wilderness casual."


 * Puffy Vest- "Winter survival gear."


 * Bush Hat- "It's kind of scratchy."


 * Garland- "It smells like prettiness."
 * Walking Cane- "It makes walking seem much easier!"

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 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "All is well."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Getting pretty magical around here."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "I think it's becoming more concentrated!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "It seems to be staying steady."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Feels like it's receding."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "The nightmare is almost gone!"
 * The Lazy Forager- "Teleportation is so useful."
 * Magiluminescence- "Warm to the touch."
 * Construction Amulet- "Just when I thought I couldn't get any better."
 * The Lazy Explorer- "This beats walking."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "I put a gem on a stick."
 * Deconstruction Staff- "This will come in handy."
 * Pick/Axe- "It's brilliant!"
 * Thulecite Crown- "Fit for a king. Or me."
 * Thulecite Club- "It has quite a heft to it."
 * Thulecite Suit- "It's oddly light."
 * Houndius Shootius- "I think it's sleeping"
 * Houndius Shootius (placed)- "I hope it doesn't turn on me"

Eyeplant.pnge - Plants

 * Evergreen- "It's all Piney."


 * Evergreen (chopped)- "Take that nature!"


 * Evergreen (burning)- "What a waste of wood."


 * Evergreen (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."


 * Lumpy Evergreen- "This sad tree has no cones."


 * Log- "It's big, it's heavy, and it's wood."


 * Log (burning)- "That's some hot wood."


 * Charcoal- "It's small, dark and smells like burnt wood."


 * Pinecone- "I can hear a tiny tree inside it, trying to get out."


 * Baby Evergreen " It'll be a tree soon!"


 * Spiky Tree- "Those spikes look sharp!"


 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "Not so spiky now!"


 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "Spikes and fire!"


 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Now it's burnt and spiky"
 * Marble Tree- "I don't think an axe will cut it."
 * Totally Normal Tree-
 * Living Log- "It looks worried."


 * Sapling- "Baby trees are so cute!"


 * Sapling (picked)- "That'll teach him."


 * Sapling (burning)- "That's burning fast!"


 * Sapling (picked up)- "I should plant this."


 * Twigs- "It's a bunch of small twigs."


 * Grass Tuft- "It's a tuft of grass."


 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "I cut it down in the prime of it's life."


 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."


 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "It's burning fast!"


 * Grass Tuft (picked up)- "I should plant this."


 * Cut Grass- "Cut grass, ready for arts and crafts."


 * Berry Bush- "Red berries taste the best."


 * Berry Bush (picked)- "Maybe they'll grow back?"


 * Berry Bush (barren)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."
 * Berry Bush (burning)- "Red berries taste the best."


 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "I should plant this."


 * Reeds- "It's a clump of reeds."


 * Reeds (picked)- "I picked all the useful reeds."


 * Reeds (burning)-."That's really burning fast!"


 * Cut Reeds- "Cut reeds, ready for crafting and hobbying."


 * Plant- "Leafy!"


 * Plant (growing)- "Guh! It's growing so slowly!"


 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Mmmm. Ready to harvest."


 * Marsh Plant- "It's a plant."


 * Spiky Bush- "It looks thorny."


 * Spiky Bush (after picking it)- "Ow!"


 * Flower- "It's pretty but smells like common labourer."


 * Petals- "I showed those flowers who's boss."


 * Evil Flower- "Augh! It's so evil!"


 * Dark Petals- "I'm not sure I want to hold these."


 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "It's a mushroom."


 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "It's sleeping"


 * Red Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)- "I wonder if it will come back?"

Harp Statue.pnge - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "It's buzzing with activity."


 * Killer Bee Hive- "I think those bees are mad."


 * Honeycomb- "Bees used to live in this."


 * Hound Mound- "I wouldn't want to pick a bone with the owner."


 * Bone- "Creepy."


 * Touch Stone- "What an odd looking stone."


 * Harp Statue- "What has happened to the head?"


 * Marble Pillar- "I think I could use that."


 * Marble- "Fancy!"


 * Merm House- "Who would live here?"


 * Merm Head- "The stinkiest thing I'll smell all day."


 * Pig Head- "Looks like an offering to the beast."


 * Pig Torch- "Sure looks cozy."


 * Basalt Boulder- "That's too strong to break through!"


 * Boulder- "It wouldn't fit in my pocket."


 * Rocks- "I can make stuff with these."


 * Flint- "It's a very sharp rock."


 * Nitre- "I'm not a geologist."


 * Gold Nugget- "I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny."


 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."


 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."


 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"


 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."


 * Grave- "I bet there's all sorts of good stuff down there!"


 * Grave (dug)- "I should probably feel bad about that."


 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "It's a pile of dirt... or IS it?"


 * Animal Tracks- "Tracks left by food. I mean... an animal."


 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)- "The trail ends here."


 * Animal Tracks (found)- "This track is fresh, the beast must be nearby."


 * Wooden Thing- "This appears to be the nexus to another world!"


 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Soon my invention will be complete!"


 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "With this I can surely pass through space and time!"


 * Ring Thing- "A ring that could focus dimensional energies."


 * Crank Thing- "Tough enough to handle the most intense experiments."


 * Box Thing- "This thing may control the polarity of the whole universe."


 * Metal Potato Thing- "This metal contains great and feared power."


 * Wormhole (closed)- "Soft and undulating."


 * Wormhole (open)- "Science compels me to jump in."


 * Wormhole (exited)- "That was not a sane thing to do."


 * Pond- "I can't see the bottom!"
 * Skeleton- "Better him than me!"


 * Spider Den- "Sticky!!"


 * Spider Egg- "I hope these don't hatch in my pocket.."


 * Rabbit Hole- "That must lead to the kingdom of the bunnymen.."
 * Walrus Camp- "It looks warm and cozy inside."
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)- "Looks like somebody was camping here."

CaveEntrance1.pnge - Caves

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "I wonder if I could move that rock."
 * Sinkhole- "I bet there's all sorts of things to discover down there."
 * Rope to Surface- "I've had enough discovery for now."
 * Mushtree- "That mushroom got too big for its own good."
 * Red Mushtree- "These used to grow in my bathroom."
 * Green Mushtree- "A magic mushroom?"
 * Light Flower- "Science makes it glow."
 * Light Bulb- "It's strangely tasty looking."
 * Stalagmite- "Looks like a rock to me."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "Rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks..."
 * Spilagmite- "It's encrusted with old webbing."
 * Slurtle Mound- "A den of 'ew'."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "That's not a real carrot."
 * Fern- "It's a fern."
 * Foliage- "Some leafy greens."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "It's dubiously photosynthetical."

Thulecite Fragments.pnge - Ruins

 * Ancient Statue- "It seems to throb out of tune with the world."
 * Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "An ancient and mysterious structure."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "An ancient and mysterious structure."
 * Broken Clockworks 1- "A pile of broken chess pieces."
 * Broken Clockworks 2- "Another pile of broken chess pieces."
 * Broken Clockworks 3- "Even more broken chess pieces.",
 * Relic- "Ancient household goods."
 * Cave Lichen- "Only a cyanobacteria could grow in this light."
 * Ornate Chest- "It may contain something fantastic!  Or horrible."
 * Nightmare Light- "I wonder what function this served."
 * Thulecite- "I wonder where this is from."
 * Thulecite Wall- "An ancient piece of wall."
 * Thulecite Wall (item)- "A solid piece of history."

Spider.png - Monsters

 * Clockwork Knight- "Check it out!"
 * Clockwork Bishop- "Back off, preacherman!"
 * Clockwork Castle- "Storm the castle!"
 * Damaged Bishop- "It's falling apart!"
 * Damaged Rook- "Terrifying!"
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "What was that?!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "OW! Something bit me!"
 * Hound- "You ain't nothing, hound dog!"
 * Red Hound- "That one is glowy."
 * Blue Hound- "Are there hounds for every season?"
 * Hound's Tooth- "It's sharp!"
 * Spider- "I hate spiders."
 * Spider (sleeping)- "I'd better not be here when he wakes up."
 * Spider (dead)- "Ewwww!"
 * Spider Warrior- "Looks even meaner than usual."
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I should keep my distance."
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Good riddance!"
 * Spider Gland- "It has a tangy, antiseptic smell."
 * Silk- "It comes from a spider's butt."
 * Krampus- "He's going after my stuff!"
 * Krampus Sack- "Ew. It has Krampus slime all over it."
 * Merm- "Smells fishy!"
 * Tentacle- "That looks dangerous."
 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."
 * Tentacle Spots- "I think these were its genitalia."
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "A slimy pole."
 * Baby Tentacle- "Little slippery arms."
 * Guardian Pig- "He doesn't look as friendly as the others."
 * Werepig- "He's not friendly!"
 * Ghost- "That offends me as a scientist."
 * Mactusk- "Walruses are natural predators."
 * Weetusk- "He won't be cute and cuddly forever."
 * Walrus Tusk- "I'm sure I'll find a use for it eventually."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "It's covered with walrus hairs."
 * Mosquito- "What a nasty little blood sucker."
 * Mosquito (picked up)- "Hey, is that my blood?"
 * Nearby Mosquitoes- "Aaah! Bug off!"
 * Cave Spider- "Gah! More spiders!"
 * Spitter- "I hate spiders!"
 * Batilisk- "Ack! That's terrifying!"
 * Snurtle- "He's less gross, but still gross."
 * Slurtle- "Ew. Just ew."
 * Slurtle Slime- "If it wasn't useful, I wouldn't touch it."
 * Broken Shell- "A puzzle with no solution."
 * Lureplant- "It's so alluring."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "Now I can start my very own meat farm."
 * Eyeplant- "I think I'm being watched."
 * Slurper- "It's so hairy!"
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "Note to self  Don't look up."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "It's a worm!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "Seems safe to me."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Just looks like a pile of dirt."

Pig.png - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "It's a beefalo!"


 * Beefalo (following)- "Why are you watching me gross animal?"
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "These guys are really heavy sleepers."


 * Beefalo (shaved)- "Aww, he's so sad."


 * Beefalo Wool- "It smells like beefalo tears."


 * Beefalo Horn- "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."


 * Baby Beefalo- "Aww. So cute!"
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)-Go to good world of dreams little beefalo.


 * Nearby Bees- He's watching me.


 * Bee- "To bee or not to bee."


 * Bee (picked up)- "Careful!"


 * Killer Bee- "Oh no! It's a killer bee!"


 * Killer Bee (picked up)- "This seems dangerous."


 * Stinger- "Looks sharp!"


 * Pig- "They kind of creep me out."


 * Pig (following)- "He's part of my entourage."


 * Pig (dead)- "Someone should tell his family."


 * Pig Skin- "It still has the tail on it."
 * Bunnyman- "I am filled with an irresistible urge to do science."
 * Beardlord- "I am filled with an irresistible urge to do science."
 * Bunny Puff- "I just like holding it."


 * Frog- "He's so cute!"


 * Frog (sleeping)- "Aww, look at him sleep!"


 * Frog (dead)- "He's croaked it."


 * Koalefant- "Adorably delicious."


 * Winter Koalefant- "It looks warm and full of meat."
 * Rock Lobster- "It has terrifying claws."
 * Pengull- "Must be in breeding season."
 * Splumonkey- "A monkey with little brain."

Rabbit.png - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "Butterfly, flutter by."


 * Butterfly (picked up)- "Now I have you!"


 * Crow- "Creepy."


 * Crow (picked up)- "He's not very happy in there."


 * Jet Feather- "A crow feather."


 * Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"


 * Redbird (picked up)- "He likes my pocket."


 * Crimson Feather- "A redbird feather."


 * Snowbird- "Life in the frozen wastes."


 * Snowbird (picked up)- "It's so soft."


 * Azure Feather- "A snowbird feather.",


 * Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Stay away from my berries!"


 * Eye Bone- "It's looking at me."


 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "It went to sleep."


 * Ashes of Eye Bone- "The eyebone was consumed by fire when I teleported!"


 * Chester- "Otto von chesterfield, Esq."


 * Rabbit- "He's looking for carrots."


 * Rabbit (picked up)- "Do you like science?"
 * Beardling-
 * Beardling (picked up)-


 * Fireflies- "If only I could catch them!"


 * Fireflies (picked up)- "They make my pocket glow!"


 * Mandrake- "I've heard strange things about those plants."


 * Mandrake (following)- "Stop following me!"


 * Mandrake (dead)- "I've heard strange things about those plants."


 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Poor little guy."


 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, my head!"

Smallbird.png - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "That's a tall bird!"


 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."


 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg."


 * Tallbird Egg- "Will it hatch?"


 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- Delicious and nutrical."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Looks like it's hatching."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Mmm. Beaky."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Are eggs supposed to sweat?"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Brrrr!"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I have a feeling this is going to take a while..."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "It should hatch any time now."


 * Smallbird- "That's a rather small bird."


 * Smallbird (hungry)- "It looks hungry."


 * Smallbird (starving)- "It must be starving."


 * Smallish Tallbird- "Not a very tall bird."


 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "I'd better find it some food."


 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "It has a dangerious look in it's eye."


 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Ow! Quit it!"

Spider Queen.png - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- He's huge!"
 * Spider Queen- "AHHHHHHHH! That spider is huge!"
 * Spider Hat- "I hope I got all of the spider goo out of it."
 * Deerclops- "It's enormous!!"


 * Deerclops Eyeball- "This is really gross."
 * Ancient Guardian- "That thing doesn't look happy."
 * Guardian's Horn- "Wow! I'm glad that didn't gore me!"

Abigail build.png - Other

 * Maxwell- "I hate that guy"


 * Pig King- "Ewwww, he smells!"


 * Wes (trapped)- "Maxwell's statues are trapping him.",


 * Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."

Meat.png - Meats

 * Bird Egg- "A small, normal egg."


 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "Sunny side yum!"


 * Monster Meat- "Ugh. I don't think I should eat that."


 * Cooked Monster Meat- That's only somewhat more appetizing that when it was raw."


 * Monster Jerky- "Strange-smelling jerky"


 * Meat- "It's a bit gamey, but it'll do."


 * Cooked meat- "Char broiled to perfection."
 * Leafy Meat- "That doesn't look very appealing."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "At least it's warm now."


 * Jerky- "Just jerky enough",


 * Drumstick- "I should gobble it."


 * Fried Drumstick- "Now it's even more tastier."


 * Fish- "Now I shall eat for a day."


 * Cooked Fish- "Grilled to perfection."


 * Morsel- "A tiny chunk of dead animal."


 * Cooked Morsel- "Now I don't have to worry about getting worms!"


 * Small Jerky- "A little jerky."


 * Koalefant Trunk- "A light breezy trunk."


 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "A thick, hairy trunk."


 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Somehow even more nasal than before."


 * Frog Legs- I've heard it's a delicacy."


 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like chicken."
 * Batilisk Wing- "I hate these things, even when they're dead."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "At least it's not coming back."

Dragon Fruit.png - Fruits

 * Berries- "Red berries taste the best."
 * Roasted Berries- "I don't think heat improved them."
 * Cave Banana- "It's mushy."
 * Cooked Banana- "Yum!"


 * Dragon Fruit- "What a weird fruit."


 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Still weird."
 * Durian- "Oh it smells!"
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Now it smells even worse!"
 * Pomegranate- "It looks like the inside of an alien's brain."
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Haute Cuisine!"

Carrot.png - Vegetables

 * Corn- "High in fructose!"


 * Popcorn- "High in fructose!"


 * Carrot (in the ground)- "The ground is making plant babies."


 * Carrot (picked)- "Yuck. It's all vegetabley."


 * Roasted Carrot- "Mushy."


 * Pumpkin- "It's a big as my head!"


 * Hot Pumpkin- "How did this turn into a pie..."


 * Eggplant- "It doesn't look like an egg."


 * Braised Eggplant- "It's even less eggy."


 * Red Cap- "It smells funny."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "It's different now..."


 * Green Cap- "It seems pretty normal."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "It's different now..."


 * Blue Cap- "It's weird and gooey."
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "It's different now..."
 * Glow Berry- "Looks delicious."

Ratatouille.png - Crock Pot

 * Mandrake Soup- "Poor little guy."


 * Turkey Dinner- "Mmmm."


 * Most recipes- "I cooked it myself!"

Rot.png - Other

 * Seeds- "Each one is a tiny mystery."


 * Seeds (specific)- "It's a seed."


 * Roasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of 'em"


 * Honey- "Looks delicious!"


 * Butterfly Wings- "Without these it's just butter."


 * Butter- "I can't believe it's butter!"


 * Rot- "It's a furry ball of rotten food."
 * Rotten Egg- "Ew! It stinks!",

Trinkets.png Items

 * Blueprint- "It's scientific!"


 * Gears- "A pile of mechanical parts."
 * Ash- "All that's left after fire has done it's job."


 * Red Gem- "It sparkles with inner warmth."


 * Blue Gem- "It sparkles with cold energy."
 * Yellow Gem- "This gem is yellow."
 * Green Gem- "It's green and gemmy."
 * Orange Gem- "It's an orange gem."


 * Beard Hair- "I made them with my face."


 * Manure- "I should fill my pockets!"
 * Guano- "Another flavour of poop."


 * Melty Marbles- "They are just melted together."


 * Fake Kazoo- "It's just a cheap replica."


 * Gord's Knot- "The knot is stuck. Forever."


 * Gnome- "It must be some kind of religious artifact."


 * Tiny Rocketship- "Sadly, it's too small for me to escape on."


 * Frazzled Wires- "Their electricity carrying days are over."


 * Ball and Cup- "I have no time for fun and games!"


 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "Great. All my tub stopping needs are met."


 * Mismatched Buttons- "I'm more of a zipper person, myself."


 * Second-hand Dentures- "I hope I get out of here before I needed these."


 * Lying Robot- "He whispers beautiful lies to me."


 * Dessicated Tentacle- "I'm not sure what I should do with a dessicated tentacle."

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 * Failed- "That didn't go well. I'll have to try again."


 * Obelisk that is down while sane (sane, down)- "It's more of a pyramid than an obelisk."


 * Obelisk that is down while sane (insane, up)- "TAKE THAT, SANE SELF!"


 * Obelisk that is up while sane (sane, up)- "That's a CRAZY looking rock!"


 * Obelisk that is up while sane (insane, down)- "Where did the rest of it go?"


 * Divining Rod (Before picked up from its starting base)- "That rod looks useful!"


 * Divining Rod- "It's some kind of homing device."


 * Divining Rod (cold)- "The signal is very faint."


 * Divining Rod (warm)- I'm headed in the right direction."


 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "I must be getting pretty close."


 * Divining Rod (hot)- "This thing's going crazy!"


 * Divining Rod Base- "I wonder what it does."


 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)- "It looks like it needs a large key."


 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)- "Now my machine can work!"


 * Maxwell's Door- "I'm not sure I want to fall for that a second time."


 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "So that's where the music was coming from."


 * Maxwell's Light- "I wonder how they work."


 * Maxwell Statue- "It really captures his personality."


 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I'll want to avoid stepping on that!"


 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "Oops."


 * Beemine (Maxwell's)- "Bottled mosquito rage!"


 * Sick Wormhole- "Guh, that thing looks worse off than usual.
 * Nightmare Lock-He save this guy.
 * Nightmare Throne-"That doesn't look comfortable."
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne-I'm better than him i know!

Announcements

 * Generic- "It's a... thing."
 * Freedom- "I'm free! I'm finally free!"


 * Freezing- "So Cold!"


 * Battlecry- "Go for the eyes!"


 * Battlecry (on prey)- "I will destroy you!"


 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Here piggy piggy!"


 * Battlecry (Spider)- "I'm going to stomp you dead!"


 * Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "Better you than me!"
 * Hammering a Bee Mine- "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"


 * Leaving combat- I sure showed him!"


 * Leaving combat (prey)- He's too fast!"


 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "I'll let him go. This time."


 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "He's too gross anyway."


 * Leaving combat (Spider warrior)- "Shoo, you nasty thing!"


 * Dusk- "It's getting late. I need to make a fire."


 * Entering light- "I can see again!"


 * Entering darkness- "It's so dark!"


 * Doing things in the dark- "It's too dark to see!"


 * Failed to do something- "I can't do that."


 * Failed to craft something- "I don't have all the ingredients."


 * Trying to sleep during the day- "It's too bright out."
 * Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "I'm not tired."


 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'm too hungry to sleep, the growling will keep me up!"


 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "It's too dangerous right now!"


 * Hounds are coming- "Did you hear that?"


 * Deerclops is coming- "That sounded big!"


 * Inventory full- "I can't carry any more stuff!"


 * Eating- "Yum!"


 * Eating (spoiled food)- "Yuck! That was terrible!"


 * Eating (stale food)- "I think that was starting to turn."


 * Eating (painful food)- "I don't feel so good."


 * Hungry- "I'm so hungry!"
 * Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."

Unimplemented

 * Golden Pitchfork- "Why did I even make a pitchfork this fancy?"
 * Boat- "Is that how I got here?"
 * Home- "Someone must live here."
 * Sunkboat- "It's no use to me out there!"
 * Treeclump- "It's almost like someone is trying to prevent me from going somewhere"

Removed

 * Deadly Feast- "A most potent dish."
 * Tent- "I can sleep in here when I'm hurt."
 * Livinglog-crafted staffs (prior to release)- "It doesn't look finished. It could be dangerous!"
 * Livinglog-crafted staffs (after using)- "Ow! I don't think it's finished yet!"

Researching (removed)

 * Research (high value)- "I feel so smart now!"


 * Research (normal value)- "Never stop learning!"


 * Research (low value)- "I didn't learn very much from that."


 * Researching an item- "In you go!"


 * Research Poop- "Poooop!"


 * Research an Axe- "Let me axe you a question!"


 * Research Cut Grass- "I will unlock the secrets of ... grass."


 * Research Cut Reeds- "I can learn stuff by reeding!"


 * Research some Flint- "This probably isn't the best use of flint."


 * Research a log- "There must be science hiding somewhere in there."

Uncertain

 * TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "How convenient!"


 * SKULLCHEST = "I'm not sure if I want to open it."


 * PIGTENT = "Smells like bacon."


 * MAXWELLTHRONE = "That doesn't look very comfortable."


 * MAXWELLLOCK = "Looks almost like a key hole."


 * MAXWELLHEAD = "I can see into his pores."


 * ROBOT_PUPPET = "It's trapped!"


 * MALE_PUPPET = "He's trapped!"


 * FEM_PUPPET = "She's trapped!"


 * ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "Well, that was easy."

Inaccurate

 * Walrus Tusk- "I'm sure I'll find a use for it eventually."


 * Miner Hat (run out)- "My torch just ran out!"