Wilson quotes

"I am one heck of a scientist."

- Wilson

This page lists Wilson's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Base Game

 * Axe- "It's my trusty axe."
 * Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy axe."
 * Shovel- "There's a lot going on underground."
 * Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."
 * Pickaxe- "Iconic, isn't it?"
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey, isn't gold really soft?"
 * Razor- "A sharpened rock tied to a stick. Hygienic!"
 * Razor (can't shave)- "I can't shave that!"
 * Razor (nothing left)- "There isn't even any stubble left!"
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."
 * Hammer- "Stop! It's time! To hammer things!"
 * Pitchfork- "Maxwell might be looking for this."

Don't Starve Together

 * Pitchfork- "Now I just need an angry mob to join."
 * Lucy the Axe- "It's a prettier axe than I'm used to."
 * Feather Pencil- "The feather increases the scientific properties of the writing."
 * Brush- "I bet the beefalo really like this."
 * Saddle- "Should let me mount some smelly animal."
 * War Saddle- "The only problem is the saddle sores."
 * Glossamer Saddle- "This saddle really flies!"
 * Saddlehorn- "I can take the saddle off now."
 * Salt Lick (normal, burning, and burnt)- "How many licks does it take to get to the center?"

Shipwrecked

 * Machete- "I like the cut of this blade."
 * Luxury Machete- "Hack in style!"

Base Game

 * Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."
 * Campfire (high)- "That fire is getting out of hand!"
 * Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."
 * Campfire (out)- "Well, that's over."
 * Fire Pit (out)- "At least I can start it up again."
 * Torch- "Something to hold back the night."
 * Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."
 * Torch and Miner Hat (out)- "My light just ran out!"
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Spooky!"
 * Lantern- "A more civilized light."

Reign of Giants

 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "Sure beats darkness."
 * Endothermic Fire (high)- "That fire is getting out of hand!"
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."
 * Endothermic Fire (out)- "Well, that's over."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "At least I can start it up again."
 * Moggles- "A wretched stench but excellent visibility."

Don't Starve Together

 * Mushlight (off)- "It's a big, science-y 'shroom."
 * Mushlight (on)- "Science makes it light up."
 * Mushlight (burnt)- "Comboletely burnt."
 * Glowcap (off)- "We could make a prime light source with some primary colors."
 * Glowcap (on)- "Blue is obviously the most scientific color."
 * Glowcap (burnt)- "I didn't mildew it, I swear."
 * Willow's Lighter- "It's her lucky lighter."

Shipwrecked

 * Chiminea (upon being built)- "Take that, wind!"
 * Chiminea (high)- "Take that, wind!"
 * Chiminea (normal)- "Take that, wind!"
 * Chiminea (low)- "Take that, wind!"
 * Chiminea (embers)- "Take that, wind!"
 * Chiminea (out)- "Take that, wind!"
 * Bottle Lantern- "A bottle full of sunshine."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "This fire pit is a conductor for even more... fire."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "This is my best invention yet."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "At least I can start it up again.
 * Tar Lamp- "That's a real slick lamp."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Science protects my fires out here."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "I'm glad we're surrounded by water."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (normal)-"As cozy as it gets."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "It's getting low."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "Better put something on it before it goes out."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "It finally went out."

Base Game

 * Backpack- "You could fit a whole lot of science in there."
 * Piggyback- "I feel kinda bad for that."
 * Bird Trap- "Gives me a net advantage!"
 * Bug Net- "For catching bugs."
 * Fishing Rod- "Hook, line and stick!"
 * Straw Roll- "It smells like wet."
 * Fur Roll- "It's so warm and comfy."
 * Tent- "I get sort of crazy when I don't sleep."
 * Trap- "I wove it real tight."
 * Honey Poultice- "Seems sterile enough."
 * Healing Salve- "The stinging means that it's working."
 * Umbrella- "This will keep my hair dry, at least."
 * Compass- Depends on orientation. Potential lines include: North, Northeast, East, Southeast, South, Southwest, West, Northwest.
 * Compass (generic)- "Which way am I facing?"
 * Compass (broken)- "This compass doesn't point anymore."

Reign of Giants

 * Insulated Pack- "The fur keeps the temperature inside stable."
 * Luxury Fan- "Down to bring my temperature down."
 * Siesta Lean-to- "A nice place for an afternoon rest out of the heat."
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "Night is for sleeping, not taking siestas."
 * Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "It's too dangerous right now!"
 * Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I'm too hungry for a siesta!"
 * Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I don't think I could really relax down here."
 * Tent (overheating)- "
 * Tent (burnt)- "Nothing left to sleep in."
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It won't provide much shade now."
 * Thermal Stone- "I could manipulate its temperature."
 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It's colder than ice."
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "That's a cold stone."
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's quite warm and cuddly... for a rock!"
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "Nice and toasty hot!"
 * Pretty Parasol- "This will keep my hair moderately dry, at least."

Don't Starve Together

 * Piggyback- "This little piggy's gone... 'home'."
 * Fishing Rod- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."
 * Umbrella- "I always hate when my hair gets wet and poofy."
 * Pretty Parasol- "My hair looks good wet... it's when it dries again that's the problem."
 * Telltale Heart- "The beating of this hideous heart will bring a ghost back to life!"
 * Booster Shot- "I seem to have discovered a cure!"
 * Waterballoon- "What a scientific marvel!"
 * Whirly Fan- "Somehow the breeze comes out the back twice as fast."
 * Whirly Fan (broken)- "My fan has gone with the wind."
 * Bernie (held and inactive)- "It's all scorched."
 * Bernie (active)- "That teddy bear is moving around. Interesting."
 * Bernie (broken)- "It finally fell apart."
 * Bundling Wrap- "Wrapping things up should make them easier to carry."
 * Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "I need to have something to wrap."
 * Bundled Supplies- "Our supplies are in there!"

Shipwrecked

 * Thatch Pack- "I call it a thatchel."
 * Booty Bag- "I can keep my booty in here."
 * Sea Sack- "I hate when food has that not-so-fresh taste."
 * Tropical Fan- "Down to bring my temperature down."
 * Silly Monkey Ball- "I have a strange desire to name it after myself."
 * Tropical Parasol- "My hair looks good wet... it's when it dries that's the problem."
 * Anti Venom- "Tastes horrible!"
 * Palm Leaf Hut- "Shade sweet shade."
 * Palm Leaf Hut (burnt)- "

Base Game

 * Crock Pot (empty)- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is going to take a while."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"
 * Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
 * Bee Box- "Bees!"
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "It's empty."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "I should wait a bit."
 * Bee Box (full of honey)- "It's full of honey."
 * Basic and Improved Farm- "I should try planting some crops."
 * Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "Go plants go!"
 * Basic and Improved Farm (finished)- "Mmmm. Ready to harvest."
 * Basic and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."
 * Ice Box- "I have harnessed the power of cold!"
 * Drying Rack- "I should dry some meats."
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Meat takes a while to dry."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "Jerky time!"

Reign of Giants

 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "The pot got cooked."
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "How did it get burned?!!"
 * Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "I don't think anything will grow in a pile of ash."
 * Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Meat takes even longer to dry in rain."
 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "The rack got dried."
 * Bucket-o-poop- "That is definitely a bucket full of poop."

Don't Starve Together

 * Crock Pot (refusing to cook, generic)- "
 * Crock Pot (refusing to cook, in use)- "
 * Crock Pot (refusing to cook, too far)- "
 * Ice Box (in use)- "
 * Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It could use a spore. Or a mushroom transplant."
 * Mushroom Planter (some)- "It should keep growing now."
 * Mushroom Planter (lots)- "The mushrooms have really taken to the log."
 * Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "That's a lot of mushrooms!"
 * Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "I might be able to fix it with a fresh log."
 * Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "The power of science compelled it."
 * Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "I don't think it can grow in this cold."

Shipwrecked

 * Mussel Stick- "I'm really going to stick it to those mussels."
 * Mussel Bed- "I should find a good spot for these."
 * Portable Crock Pot (held)- "Now we're cookin'!"
 * Portable Crock Pot (empty)- "
 * Portable Crock Pot (cooking)- "
 * Portable Crock Pot (ready)- "
 * Fish Farm (empty)- "I need to find some fish eggs for this."
 * Fish Farm (growing)- "The fish babies haven't hatched yet."
 * Fish Farm (ready)- "

Base Game

 * Science Machine- "It breaks down objects into their scientific components."
 * Alchemy Engine- "It's even more science-y than the last one!"
 * Thermal Measurer- "I am one heck of a scientist."
 * Rainometer- "It measures cloudiness."
 * Lightning Rod- "I can harness the heavens!"
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "The power is mine!"
 * Gunpowder- "It looks like pepper."

Reign of Giants

 * Science Machine (burnt)- "It won't be doing much science now."
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "The extra science didn't keep it alive."
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Its measuring days are over."
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "The measuring parts went up in a cloud of smoke."
 * Ice Flingomatic (off)- "All quiet on the flinging front."
 * Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Fling on!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "The fuel tank is getting a bit low."
 * Electrical Doodad- "It's whirring with electricity."

Don't Starve Together

 * Thermal Measurer- "Mercurial."
 * Cartographer's Desk- "Now I can show everyone what I found!"
 * Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "So much for that."
 * Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Nothing but ash now."
 * Potter's Wheel- "We can make stone sculptures with this."
 * Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Burnt right down."
 * Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "Not even science could make that into a sculpture."
 * Potter's Wheel (Marble or Cut Stone placed)- "Ready for sculpting."
 * Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "We already put something there."
 * Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "A masterpiece!"
 * Potter's Wheel (sketch already known)- "We already know that one."

Shipwrecked

 * Sea Lab- "For sea science!"
 * Ice Maker 3000- "It's putting along!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "It's running great!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (medium)- "It's putting along."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "It seems to be slowing down."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "I can hear it sputtering."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It needs more fuel."
 * Quacken Drill- "I can get more tar if I used this at sea."

Base Game

 * Spear- "That's one pointy stick."
 * Ham Bat- "This seems unsanitary."
 * Boomerang- "Aerodynamical!"
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! I should try to catch that!"
 * Blow Dart- "Good practice for my birthday cake!"
 * Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."
 * Fire Dart- "This seems fundamentally unsafe."
 * Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."
 * Grass Suit- "I hope there are no bugs in this."
 * Log Suit- "That is a perfectly reasonable piece of clothing."
 * Marble Suit- "This looks really heavy."
 * Bee Mine- "It buzzes when I shake it."
 * Tooth Trap- "This is a nasty surprise."
 * Shelmet- "I hope it doesn't mess up my hair."
 * Snurtle Shell Armour- "It sticks to my back."

Reign of Giants

 * Scalemail- "Hot mail!"
 * Morning Star- "It's electric!"
 * Weather Pain- "Spinning doom."

Don't Starve Together

 * Battle Helm- "Pretty fancy hat, that."
 * Battle Spear- "It feels very stabby."
 * Electric Dart- "It has shocking accuracy."
 * Tail o' Three Cats- "Nothing like loud noises to help keep the peace."
 * Napsack- "It makes snooze circles when I throw it."

Shipwrecked

 * Poison Spear- "Now it's extra deadly."
 * Poison Dart- "The pointy end goes that way."
 * Coconade- "I'll need to light it first."
 * Coconade (lit)- "This seems dangerous."
 * Spear Gun (empty)- "Science takes care of me."
 * Spear Gun- "Oh the science I could get up to with this!"
 * Poison Spear Gun- "Poison tipped."
 * Obsidian Spear Gun- "Fire tipped."
 * Battle Spear Gun- "I could do a quick charge with that."
 * Harpoon- "I don't intend to harp on the issue."
 * Cutlass Supreme- "I hope this sword doesn't start to smell..."
 * Trident- "I wonder how old this artifact is?"
 * Cactus Spike- "I'm glad I didn't step on this."
 * Peg Leg- "I can perform amputations if anyone'd like to wear it for real."
 * Horned Helmet- "Nice and dry. This helmet will protect me from the elements."
 * Seashell Suit- "Arts and crafts!"
 * Limestone Suit- "I'm sure this will hold up great!"
 * Cactus Armour- "The best defense is a good offense."

Base Game

 * Birdcage- "I should put a bird in it."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "That's my bird!"
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Awwww, he's asleep."
 * Pig House- "These pigs have pretty fancy houses."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I can see a snout pressed up against the window."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Come ON! I know you're home!"
 * Rabbit Hutch- "That's not a real carrot."
 * Hay Wall (held)- "This seems like a bad idea."
 * Hay Wall- "Hmmmm. I guess that'll have to do."
 * Hay Wall (damaged)- "Hmmmm. I guess that'll have to do. I think I can fix this!"
 * Wood Wall (held)- "Pickets!"
 * Wood Wall- "Pointy!"
 * Wood Wall (damaged)- "Pointy! I think I can fix this!"
 * Stone Wall (held)- "They make me feel so safe."
 * Stone Wall- "That's a nice wall."
 * Stone Wall (damaged)- "That's a nice wall. I think I can fix this!"
 * Chest- "It's my tickle trunk!"
 * Chest (full)- "It's full."
 * Chest (not allowed to store, like backpack)- "That can't go in there."
 * Sign- "It says 'You are here'."
 * Potted Fern- "A fern in a pot."

Reign of Giants

 * Pig House (burnt)- "Not so fancy now, pig!"
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "That's not a real roasted carrot."
 * Hay Wall (burnt)- "That won't do at all."
 * Wood Wall (burnt)- "Burnt!"
 * Chest (burnt)- "That trunk was truncated."
 * Scaled Chest- "Next best thing to a lockbox!"
 * Sign (burnt)- "I can't read it any longer."

Don't Starve Together

 * Chest (in use)- "
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "He's looking a bit peckish."
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "Did I forget to feed you?"
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "Maybe he's just resting?"
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "That bird is definitely deceased."
 * Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "The sign is currently blank."
 * Directional Sign (burnt)- "Don't play with matches."
 * Mini Sign (held)- "It's not much use like this. We should place it."
 * Mini Sign (empty)- "We should draw something on there."
 * Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "This'd be easier if I had the item in front of me."
 * Mini Sign (drawn on)- "I could draw better than that!"
 * End Table (empty and burning)- "I should put something in there."
 * End Table (flowers)- "A flower in a vase on a table."
 * End Table (new light source)- "It's nice to have a little light."
 * End Table (old light source)- "Did we remember to pick up new bulbs?"
 * End Table (wilted)- "Not looking too fresh."
 * End Table (burnt)- "A burnt vase on a burnt table."
 * Friendly Scarecrow- "All dressed up and no where to crow."
 * Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Someone made that strawman eat crow."
 * Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Someone MURDERed that scarecrow!"
 * Moon Rock Wall (held)- "Very light, but surprisingly tough."
 * Moon Rock Wall- "Spacey and smooth!"
 * Moon Rock Wall (damaged)- "Spacey and smooth! I think I can fix this!"
 * Scaled Furnace- "It's scalding!"
 * Wardrobe- "It holds dark, forbidden secrets..."
 * Wardrobe (in use)- "It can only handle one style change at a time."
 * Wardrobe (burning)- "That's burning fast!"
 * Wardrobe (burnt)- "It's outta style now."
 * Wood Fence (held)- "All we need to build a nice, sturdy fence."
 * Wood Fence- "It's just a wood fence."
 * Wood Gate (held)- "All we need to build a nice, sturdy gate."
 * Wood Gate- "It opens. And closes sometimes, too."
 * Potted Succulent- "A succulent in a pot."

Shipwrecked

 * Sand Castle- "Look what I made!"
 * Sand Castle (sand)- "It's a sand castle in the sand!"
 * Wildbore House- "What a boreing house."
 * Wildbore House (burnt)- "
 * Prime Ape Hut- "Here be evil."
 * Prime Ape Hut (burnt)- "
 * Limestone Wall (held)- "These would do more good if I placed them."
 * Limestone Wall- "Sturdy."
 * Limestone Wall (damaged)- "Sturdy. I think I can fix this!"
 * Dragoon Den- "Even goons gotta sleep."
 * Sandbag (held)- "Sand technology on the go."
 * Sandbag- "Keeps the water at bay."
 * Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Ahoy!"
 * Seaworthy (SW world)- "It's broken."
 * Buoy- "Awww yaaaaa Buoy!"
 * Sea Chest- "Watertight, just like all my theories."
 * Ballphin Palace- "The place where the ballphins roost."
 * Sea Wall (held)- "I have to build it in the water."
 * Sea Wall- "
 * Sea Wall (damaged)- "

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomploshrine- "I want to use it, and I want the world to know that I did."

Base Game

 * Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."
 * Carpeted Flooring- "It's surprisingly scratchy."
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "These are pretty snazzy."
 * Cobblestones- "Hastily cobbled stones."
 * Fungal Turf (red)- "Fungal red floor."
 * Fungal Turf (green)- "Green fungus-y turf."
 * Other Turfs (surface)- "A chunk of ground."
 * Other Turfs (cave)- "Yet another ground type."

Reign of Giants

 * Deciduous Turf- "Yet another ground type."
 * Sandy Turf- "Dirty turf."

Don't Starve Together

 * Scaled Flooring- "You want proof it's fireproof?"

Shipwrecked

 * Snakeskin Rug- "Sssstyle ssssstatement."
 * Jungle Turf- "Very gnarled ground."
 * Meadow Turf- "Meadow-y turf."
 * Magma Turf- "Lava-y floor."
 * Tidal Marsh Turf- "Marsh-y floor."
 * Ashy Turf- "Ashy turf."
 * Volcano Turf- "Volcano-y turf."

Base Game

 * Rope- "Some short lengths of rope."
 * Boards- "Boards."
 * Cut Stone- "I've made them seductively smooth."
 * Papyrus- "Some sheets of paper."
 * Purple Gem- "It contains the mysteries of the universe."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "This stuff is crazy!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Cratered Moonrock- "I should stick something shiny in it. For research."
 * Marble Bean- "I traded the old family cow for it."
 * Beeswax- "Beeswax is a scientifically proven preservative!"
 * Wax Paper- "Some sheets of wax paper."

Shipwrecked

 * Cloth- "Soft cloth made from hard root!"
 * Limestone- "Looks like a useful building material."
 * Empty Bottle- "Just an empty bottle."
 * Coral Nubbin- "I want nubbin to do with that."

Base Game

 * Meat Effigy- "What a handsome devil!"
 * Prestihatitator- "Who would name something that?"
 * Shadow Manipulator- "What have I created?"
 * Pan Flute- "I can serenade the animals."
 * Night Light- "It gives off a spooky light."
 * Night Armour- "Wearing this makes me feel safe and insecure."
 * Dark Sword- "I dreamed it myself!"
 * One-man Band- "I should have added a beefalo bell."
 * Bat Bat- "I bet I could fly if I held two of these."
 * Belt of Hunger- "A soggy, sustaining, succulent suit."
 * Chilled Amulet- "Cool as ice!"
 * Nightmare Amulet- "It's whispering to me."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "I feel so safe when I'm wearing it."
 * Fire Staff- "I don't want to set the world on fire."
 * Ice Staff- "It's cold to the touch."
 * Telelocator Staff- "It can show me the world."
 * Telelocator Focus (full)- "It's ready to go."
 * Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It needs more purple gems."
 * Telolocator Socket (full)- "Looks ready."
 * Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It needs a gem."

Reign of Giants

 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Not much use anymore."
 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Fire doesn't really solve naming issues..."
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Whatever it was, it's burnt now."
 * Old Bell- "Dingalingaling."

Don't Starve Together

 * Ocuvigil (normal, burning, and burnt)- "That's an entirely scientific mapping tool."
 * Moon Dial (generic)- "Water amplifies the science, allowing us to measure the moon."
 * Moon Dial (new moon)- "It's a new moon."
 * Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is waxing."
 * Moon Dial (full moon)- "It's a full moon."
 * Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon is waning."
 * Moon Dial (in Caves)- "There's no moon down here to measure."
 * The Lazy Deserter- "This pyramid controls the sands."
 * The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Ready for departiculation."

Shipwrecked

 * Piratihatitator- "It's twisting my tongue."
 * Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Fire doesn't really solve naming issues..."
 * Dripple Pipes- "Is it dripping...?"

Base Game

 * Sewing Kit- "Darn it! Darn it all to heck!"
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "At least my ears won't get cold..."
 * Straw Hat- "Hats always ruin my hair."
 * Beefalo Hat- "That's a case of hat-hair waiting to happen."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."
 * Feather Hat- "I AM A BIRD!"
 * Winter Hat- "It'll be good for when winter comes."
 * Top Hat- "What a nice hat."
 * Dapper Vest- "This vest is dapper as all get-out."
 * Breezy Vest- "Wilderness casual."
 * Puffy Vest- "Winter survival gear."
 * Bush Hat- "It's kind of scratchy."
 * Garland- "It smells like prettiness."
 * Walking Cane- "It makes walking seem much easier!"

Reign of Giants

 * Cat Cap- "Ears hat!"
 * Fashion Melon- "Let the juice run down your face."
 * Ice Cube- "Stay cool, boy."
 * Rain Coat- "Keeps the rain where it ought to be. Outside my body."
 * Rain Hat- "It'll mess up my hair, but I'll stay nice and dry."
 * Summer Frest- "Keep off, evil sun!"
 * Floral Shirt- "It's not lab-safe!"
 * Eyebrella- "It will watch over me."
 * Hibearnation Vest- "Welcome to hibernation station!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Beekeeper Hat- "Protects your skin, but squashes your meticulous coiffure."
 * Feather Hat- "BECOME THE BIRD!"
 * Walking Cane- "Technically walking is just controlled falling."
 * Trusty Tape- "Good for mending."
 * Fashion Goggles- "What a stylish pair of goggles."
 * Desert Goggles- "Quality eye protection."
 * Funcap- "Makes the wearer look like a fun guy."

Shipwrecked

 * Brain of Thought- "Two brains means double the ideas!"
 * Snakeskin Hat- "Should repel the rain."
 * Snakeskin Jacket- "How fashionable!"
 * Blubber Suit- "Well, it's something."
 * Windbreaker- "The wind doesn't stand a chance!"
 * Tar Suit- "I'll pitch a fit if I have to wear that."
 * Particulate Purifier- "Sucks all the stink out."
 * Sleek Hat- "It really cuts through the air!"
 * Shark Tooth Crown- "What a dangerous looking hat."
 * Dumbrella- "The second umbrella keeps the first umbrella dry."

Shipwrecked

 * Log Raft- "This looks... boat-like..."
 * Raft- "This looks... adequate..."
 * Row Boat- "It runs on elbow grease."
 * Cargo Boat- "It has room for all my stuff!"
 * Armoured Boat- "That is one durable boat."
 * Encrusted Boat- "A mere shell of a ship."
 * Surfboard- "
 * The "Sea Legs"- "A vessel fit for a scallywag."
 * Boat Repair Kit- "This will add some float to my boat."
 * Thatch Sail- "This should really transform my boating experience."
 * Cloth Sail- "That wind isn't getting away now!"
 * Snakeskin Sail- "Scale it and sail it!"
 * Feather Lite Sail- "It's feather-light!"
 * Iron Wind- "This is how a scientist should travel."
 * Boat Torch- "This'll keep my hands free."
 * Boat Lantern- "This will do wonders for my night-vision!"
 * Boat Cannon- "The only thing better than a boat is a boat with a cannon."
 * Quackering Ram- "Does my ingenuity know no bounds?!"
 * Sea Trap (held and placed)- "For the deadliest catch."
 * Sea Yard (running)- "For keeping my ships in tiptop shape!"
 * Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "I'll need to refill that soon."
 * Tar Extractor (off)- "I have to turn it on."
 * Tar Extractor (on)- "It's running smoothly."
 * Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "I need to refuel that."
 * Trawl Net- "Nothing but net."
 * Trawl Net (equipped)- "It's bulging with potential!"
 * Trawl Net (full)- "I think it's sinking."
 * Trawl Net (extremely full)- "It is definitely sinking."
 * Trawl Net (detached)- "
 * Trawl Net (sinking)- "
 * Spyglass- "I spy with my little eye..."
 * Super Spyglass- "I can see forever!"
 * Captain Hat- "The proper boating attire!"
 * Pirate Hat- "Fit for a cutthroat scallywag. Or me."
 * Lucky Hat- "Does it make me look scurvy... I mean scary!?"
 * Life Jacket- "Keeps me afloat without my boat!"

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Machete- "It's hot to the touch."
 * Obsidian Axe- "A winning combination!"
 * Obsidian Spear- "This will leave a mark."
 * Obsidian Armour- "I'm a genius."
 * Obsidian Coconade- "It's even bombier!"
 * Howling Conch- "I can hear the wind trapped within."
 * Sail Stick- "There must be a scientific explanation for this."
 * Volcano Staff- "The label says 'Keep out of reach of children'."

Base Game

 * Thulecite- "I wonder where this is from?"
 * Thulecite Wall (held)- "A solid piece of history."
 * Thulecite Wall- "An ancient piece of wall."
 * Thulecite Wall (damaged)- "An ancient piece of wall. I think I can fix this!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "All is well."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Getting pretty magical around here."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "I think it's becoming more concentrated!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "It seems to be staying steady."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Feels like it's receding."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "The nightmare is almost gone!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "There's no magic around here."
 * The Lazy Forager- "Teleportation can be so useful."
 * Magiluminescence- "Warm to the touch."
 * Construction Amulet- "Just when I thought I couldn't get any better."
 * The Lazy Explorer- "This beats walking."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "I put a gem on a stick."
 * Deconstruction Staff- "This will come in handy."
 * Pick/Axe- "It's brilliant!"
 * Thulecite Crown- "Fit for a king. Or me."
 * Thulecite Suit- "It's oddly light."
 * Thulecite Club- "It has quite a heft to it."
 * Houndius Shootius (held)- "I think it's sleeping."
 * Houndius Shootius- "I hope it doesn't turn on me."

Don't Starve Together

 * Construction Amulet- "No base should be without one!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Birds of the World- "No point studying when I can just wing it."
 * Applied Horticulture- "I see no farm in reading that."
 * Sleepytime Stories- "Strange, it's just 500 pages of telegraph codes."
 * The End is Nigh!- "The beginning was dull, but got better near the end."
 * On Tentacles- "Someone'll get suckered into reading this."

Shipwrecked

 * Joy of Volcanology- "The foreword just says 'Hope you like dragoons.'"

Don't Starve Together

 * Map Scroll (empty)- "A blank map. Doesn't seem very useful."

Don't Starve Together

 * Kittykit- "You'd make a good lab assistant."
 * Vargling- "Pretty cute for a lil monster!"
 * Ewelet- "Much less mucusy than its momma."
 * Broodling- "It's wyrmed its way into my heart."
 * Glomglom- "What an aerodynamical creature!"
 * Giblet- "My feathered friend."

Don't Starve Together

 * Carved Hornucopia- "It makes me hungry just looking at it."
 * Bubble Pipe Carving- "That was never really my thing."
 * Pawn Figure- "I can relate."
 * Rook Figure- "It's even heavier than it looks."
 * Knight Figure- "It's a horse, of course."
 * Bishop Figure- "It's a stone bishop."
 * Queenly Figure- "Hmm...looks familiar."
 * Kingly Figure- "That doesn't look so kingly to me."
 * Deerclops Figure- "I feel like its eye follows you."
 * Bearger Figure- "It was a lot bigger up close."
 * Moose/Goose Figure- "Eurgh. It's so lifelike."
 * Dragonfly Figure- "Ah, that brings back memories. Bad ones."
 * Knight, Bishop, and Rook Figures (shaking on new moon)- "The chess pieces are moving themselves!"

Hallowed Nights

 * Candy Bag- "It's some sort of delicious pocket dimension for sugary treats."
 * Candy Apple- "The cavities are probably worth it, right?"
 * Candy Corn- "What corruption of science grew these?"
 * Catcoon Candy- "My teeth are going to have something to say about this tomorrow."
 * Choco Pigs- "Much better tasting than the real thing."
 * Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Only a sucker wouldn't love this."
 * Gummy Spider- "They wriggle on the way down."
 * Jelly Worm- "Sticks to your teeth."
 * Not-So-Candy Corn- "It's... corn."
 * Raisins- "Everyone'll be raisin' a fuss over these."
 * "Raisins"- "I... don't think I'll be eating those."
 * Candy Lice- "Did that candy just move?"
 * Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "Oh, my poor jaw."
 * Lava Pepper- "I don't do well with spice."
 * Broken Stake- "I don't believe in the supernatural."
 * Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "I know someone who'd have a ball with this!"
 * Empty Elixir- "Hard to find a good flask around here."
 * Faux Fangs- "I might need these after all that candy."
 * Monkey Paw- "Let's make a wish. For science."
 * Spider Ring- "I hope this doesn't attract spiders."
 * Binoculars- "I think it came from another world. One with grifts."
 * Lone Glove- "I wonder where the other one is?"
 * Snail Scale- "Holding it makes me feel like bartering."
 * Goop Canister- "It's a little warm to the touch."
 * Toy Cobra- "It's full of someone's childhood memories."
 * Crocodile Toy- "It's not very good at jumping."
 * Broken Terrarium- "It's some sort of plant specimen."
 * Odd Radio- "It's picking up frequencies from another world."
 * Broken Hairdryer- "Maybe a tool for testing aerodynamics?"

Winter's Feast

 * Gift Wrap- "That's a wrap!"
 * Gift- "Is that for me?"
 * Festive Tree Planter- "I need a pine cone for that."
 * Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "That puts a damper on the festivities."
 * Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It's almost Winter's Feast!"
 * Winter's Feast Tree- "Happy Winter's Feast!"
 * Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "That was a mistake, I think."
 * Gingerbread Cookie- "The anatomy's not right, but I'll overlook it."
 * Eternal Fruitcake- "That experiment may have been a tiny bit unethical."
 * Sugar Cookie- "I'm going to eat forty. For science."
 * Candy Cane- "A Yuletide toothache waiting to happen."
 * Chocolate Log Cake- "It's nice to eat something other than berries for once."
 * Plum Pudding- "I'm puddin' that straight in my mouth!"
 * Apple Cider- "It's a hollowed apple filled with yummy juice."
 * Hot Cocoa- "How does it stay warm? A thermodynamical mug?"
 * Heavenly Eggnog- "Can science explain why it tastes so good?"
 * Festive Bauble- "Every scientist appreciates a good bauble."
 * Festive Light- "A tree's not complete without some electricity."
 * Magnificent Adornment- "This one is especially impressive."

Year of the Gobbler

 * Gobbler Shrine- "I feel like it wants something."
 * Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "I've got to plant something there."
 * Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "That won't do at all."
 * Red Pouch- "Is there something inside that?"
 * Lucky Gold Nugget- "What a lucky find!"
 * Red Firecrackers- "Filled with explosion science!"
 * Red Lantern- "This lantern feels more special than the others."
 * Lucky Fan- "It's inordinately large."
 * Lucky Beast Head- "So who gets to be the head?"
 * Lucky Beast Body- "I'm middling on this middle piece."
 * Lucky Beast Tail- "Someone has to bring up the rear."

The Forge

 * Battlemaster Pugna- "That's the guy in charge here."
 * Pit Pig- "I can take him!"
 * Crocommander- "This one's got bite."
 * Snortoise- "Its shell is so spiky!"
 * Scorpeon- "That spit is corrosive!"
 * Boarilla- "He's got a strong arm on him."
 * Grand Forge Boarrior- "You sure are big!"
 * Ancient Gateway (off)- "That's how we got here. Hopefully how we get back, too."
 * Ancient Gateway (on)- "I'll just be going now."
 * Ancient Anchor (empty)- "It needs a key."
 * Ancient Anchor (key)- "That should do it."
 * Forge Portal- "This is where those enemies are coming from."
 * Battle Standard- "Everyone, break the Battle Standard!"
 * Baby Spider- "I guess they're fighting for us."
 * Magma Golem- "It's a rock monster!"
 * Living Staff- "It conducts regenerative energy."
 * Infernal Staff- "It calls a meteor from above."
 * Petrifying Tome- "This'll keep those monsters held for a little while."
 * Tome of Beckoning- "I can't make out the text."
 * Forging Hammer- "It's a heavy hammer for hitting things."
 * Pith Pike- "I could do a quick charge with that."
 * Spiral Spear- "It gets to the point."
 * Riled Lucy- "That weapon's for throwing."
 * Darts- "That's a weapon I could use from range."
 * Molten Darts- "It uses a strong blast of air to propel a projectile."
 * Reed Tunic- "Light, but not very durable."
 * Feathered Reed Tunic- "Lightweight and designed for mobility."
 * Wood Armor- "It offers a decent amount of protection."
 * Jagged Wood Armor- "That could help me hit a little harder."
 * Silken Wood Armor- "I'd have energy for a few more stunts wearing that."
 * Stone Splint Mail- "That's as good as it gets."
 * Steadfast Stone Armor- "This armor has been petrified for maximum protection."
 * Barbed Helm- "My strikes would hurt a little more wearing that."
 * Nox Helm- "It looks like it packs a wallop."
 * Resplendent Nox Helm- "That could cause some major destruction."
 * Feathered Wreath- "Those fluffy feathers make me want to run!"
 * Crystal Tiara- "Those crystals will quickened my abilities."
 * Clairvoyant Crown- "It has a gaze full of science."
 * Woven Garland- "Looks like it amplifies healing expertise."
 * Flower Headband- "The blossom interacts well with healing magic."
 * Blossomed Wreath- "This garland will restore a bit of my vitality."
 * Started revival- "Let me help you."
 * Finished revival- "Good as new!"
 * Revived- "Much better, thank-you."
 * Refusing inappropriate weapon- "I'm not skilled enough to use that."

Base Game

 * Evergreen- "It's all piney."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "This sad tree has no cones."
 * Spiky Tree- "Those spikes look sharp!"
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Take that, nature!"
 * Spiky Tree (stump)- "Not so spiky now!"
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "What a waste of wood."
 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "Spikes and fire!"
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Now it's burnt and spiky."
 * Evergreen (sapling)- "It'll be a tree soon!"
 * Log- "It's big, it's heavy, and it's wood."
 * Log (burning)- "That's some hot wood!"
 * Charcoal- "It's small, dark and smells like burnt wood."
 * Pine Cone- "I can hear a tiny tree inside it, trying to get out."
 * Marble Tree- "I don't think an axe will cut it."
 * Totally Normal Tree- "Is it watching me?"
 * Totally Normal Tree (stump)- "
 * Living Log- "It looks worried."
 * Sapling- "Baby trees are so cute!"
 * Sapling (picked)- "That'll teach him."
 * Sapling (burning)- "That's burning fast!"
 * Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "I should plant this."
 * Twigs- "It's a bunch of small twigs."
 * Grass Tuft- "It's a tuft of grass."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "It was cut down in the prime of its life."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "It's burning fast!"
 * Cut Grass- "Cut grass, ready for arts and crafts."
 * Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Red berries taste the best."
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "Maybe they'll grow back?"
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."
 * Reeds- "It's a clump of reeds."
 * Reeds (picked)- "I picked all the useful reeds."
 * Reeds (burning)- "That's really burning!"
 * Cut Reeds- "Cut reeds, ready for crafting and hobbying."
 * Plant- "Leafy!"
 * Plant (growing)- "Guh! It's growing so slowly!"
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Mmmm. Ready to harvest."
 * Marsh Plant- "It's a plant."
 * Spiky Bush- "It looks thorny."
 * Spiky Bush (after picking)- "Ow!"
 * Spiky Bush (burning)- "That's burning fast!"
 * Flower- "It's pretty but it smells like a common laborer."
 * Petals- "I showed those flowers who's boss!"
 * Evil Flower- "Augh! It's so evil!"
 * Dark Petals- "I'm not sure I want to hold these."
 * Mushroom- "It's a mushroom."
 * Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's sleeping."
 * Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "
 * Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "
 * Mushroom (picked)- "I wonder if it will come back?"

Reign of Giants

 * Birchnut Tree- "It's all leafy. Most of the time."
 * Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Take that, nature!"
 * Birchnut Tree (burning)- "What a waste of wood."
 * Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."
 * Birchnut- "There's definitely something inside there."
 * Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "It'll be a tree soon!"
 * Sapling (withered)- "It might be okay if it was cooler."
 * Grass Tuft (withered)- "It's not going to grow back while it's so hot."
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "Nothing will grow in this heat."
 * Plant (withered)- "The heat killed it."
 * Cactus- "Sharp but delicious."
 * Cactus (after picking)- "Ow!"
 * Cactus (picked)- "Deflated, but still spiny."
 * Tumbleweed- "Who knows what that tumbleweed has picked up."

Don't Starve Together

 * Twiggy Tree- "It's all sticky."
 * Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Take that, nature!"
 * Twiggy Tree (burning)- "What a waste of wood."
 * Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."
 * Twiggy Tree (old)- "
 * Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "It doesn't need any help to grow."
 * Twiggy Tree Cone- "There's a sticky tree inside it that wants to get out."
 * Sapling and Grass Tuft (disease warning, after picking)- "Uh, is it supposed to smell like that?"
 * Sapling and Grass Tuft (disease warning, picked)- "Err, something's not right."
 * Sapling and Grass Tuft (disease reset, after digging)- "It looks better already."
 * Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "It looks pretty sick."
 * Diseased Sapling (picked)- "
 * Diseased Sapling (burning)- "
 * Diseased Sapling (withered)- "It might be okay if it cooled down."
 * Diseased Grass Tuft (picked)- "
 * Diseased Grass Tuft (barren)- "
 * Diseased Grass Tuft (burning)- "
 * Diseased Grass Tuft (withered)- "
 * Diseased Berry Bush (picked)- "
 * Diseased Berry Bush (burning)- "
 * Diseased Berry Bush (barren)- "
 * Diseased Berry Bush (withered)- "
 * Juicy Berry Bush- "I should leave them there until it's time to eat."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "The bush is working hard on the next batch."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "It's very much on fire."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "It won't make any berries in this state."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "This could be replanted closer to home."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "The heat even dehydrated the juicy berries!"
 * Diseased Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "
 * Diseased Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "
 * Diseased Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "
 * Diseased Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "
 * Marble Sprout- "It looks carved."
 * Marble Shrub- "Makes sense to me."
 * Rose- "To match my rosy cheeks."
 * Rose (after picking)- "Ow!"
 * Succulent- "Aloe there."
 * Succulent (held)- "I could eat that, but I'd rather not."

Shipwrecked

 * Bamboo Patch- "Looks pretty sturdy."
 * Bamboo Patch (burning)- "Bye bye, bamboo."
 * Bamboo Patch, Jungle Tree, Viney Bush, and Snake Den (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."
 * Jungle Tree- "That tree needs a hair cut."
 * Jungle Tree (burning)- "What a waste of wood."
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den- "It's all viney!"
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den (burning)- "Whoops."
 * Viney Bush (barren)- "
 * Viney Bush (barren)- "
 * Snake Den (withered)- "
 * Snake Den (withered)- "
 * Bamboo Patch, Jungle Tree, Viney Bush, Snake Den, and Palm Tree (stump)- "Take that, nature!"
 * Bamboo Root- "I need to plant this."
 * Viney Bush Root- "I suppose I should pick it up."
 * Jungle Tree (sapling and seed)- "I can hear the hissing of tiny snakes."
 * Bamboo- "Maybe I can bamboozle my enemies with this?"
 * Vine- "Maybe I can tie stuff up with this."
 * Brainy Sprout- "I wonder what it's plotting..."
 * Brainy Sprout (picked)- "
 * Seaweed (plant)- "Is that what passes for food around here?"
 * Seaweed (picked)- "
 * Seaweed Stalk- "A weed. Of the sea."
 * Mangrove- "I wonder if it's getting enough water?"
 * Mangrove (burning)- "
 * Mangrove (burnt)- "I wonder how that happened."
 * Mangrove (stump)- "
 * Palm Tree- "How tropical."
 * Palm Tree (burning)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."
 * Palm Tree (burnt)- "What a waste of wood."
 * Palm Tree (sapling)- "It doesn't need my help to grow anymore."
 * Palm Leaf- "I'm fond of these fronds."
 * Regular Jungle Tree- "Just like any other tree."
 * Regular Jungle Tree (stump)- "
 * Tidal Plant- "Look. A plant."

Base Game

 * Beehive- "It's buzzing with activity."
 * Killer Bee Hive- "I think those bees are mad."
 * Honeycomb- "Bees used to live in this."
 * Hound Mound- "I wouldn't want to pick a bone with the owner."
 * Bones- "Creepy."
 * Touch Stone- "What an odd looking stone."
 * Obelisk (sane, up)- "That's a CRAZY looking rock!"
 * Obelisk (sane, down)- "It's more of a pyramid than an obelisk."
 * Obelisk (insane, up)- "TAKE THAT, SANE SELF!"
 * Obelisk (insane, down)- "Where did the rest of it go?"
 * Harp Statue- "What has happened to the head?"
 * Marble Pillar- "I think I could use that."
 * Marble- "Fancy!"
 * Rundown House- "Who would live here?"
 * Merm Head- "The stinkiest thing I'll smell all day."
 * Pig Head- "Looks like an offering to the beast."
 * Pig Torch- "Sure looks cozy."
 * Basalt- "That's too strong to break through!"
 * Boulder- "It wouldn't fit in my pocket."
 * Rocks- "I can make stuff with these."
 * Flint- "It's a very sharp rock."
 * Nitre- "I'm not a geologist."
 * Gold Nugget- "I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny."
 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."
 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."
 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"
 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."
 * Grave- "There was someone here before me!"
 * Grave (dug)- "I should probably feel bad about that."
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "It's a pile of dirt... or IS it?"
 * Animal Track- "Tracks left by food. I mean... an animal."
 * Animal Track (lost its trail)- "The trail ends here."
 * Animal Track (found)- "This track is fresh, the beast must be nearby."
 * Wooden Thing- "This appears to be the nexus to another world!"
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Soon my invention will be complete!"
 * Wooden Thing (locked)- "
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "With this I can surely pass through space and time!"
 * Ring Thing- "A ring that could focus dimensional energies."
 * Crank Thing- "Tough enough to handle the most intense experiments."
 * Box Thing- "This thing may control the polarity of the whole universe."
 * Metal Potato Thing- "This metal contains great and feared power."
 * Worm Hole- "Soft and undulating."
 * Worm Hole (open)- "Science compels me to jump in."
 * Worm Hole (exited)- "That was not a sane thing to do."
 * Pond- "I can't see the bottom!"
 * Skeleton- "Better you than me."
 * Spider Den- "Sticky!"
 * Spider Eggs- "I hope these don't hatch in my pocket."
 * Rabbit Hole- "That must lead to the Kingdom of the Bunnymen."
 * Walrus Camp- "It looks warm and cozy inside."
 * Walrus Camp (empty)- "Looks like somebody was camping here."
 * Sunken Boat- "That fellow looks like he wants to talk."
 * Sunken Boat (empty)- "This is why I hate the water."
 * Flotsam- "If only I had some way of hooking on to it from here."

Reign of Giants

 * Ice- "Ice to meet you."
 * Mini Glacier- "A very isolated glacier."
 * Mini Glacier (melted)- "Nothing useful until it freezes again."
 * Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "The wet ground won't hold a footprint."
 * Burrow- "What a nice hole in the ground for a home!"
 * Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "The Kingdom of the Bunnymen is closed for the season."
 * Rundown House (burnt)- "Nothing to live in, now."
 * Merm Head (burnt)- "Burnt merm flesh somehow smells even worse."
 * Pig Head (burnt)- "Crispy."
 * Hollow Stump- "It's a den in a stump."
 * Hollow Stump (empty)- "Its owner ran out of lives."
 * Glommer's Statue- "I'm not sure what that's supposed to be."
 * Glommer's Statue (mined)- "I broke it. For science."
 * Skeleton (self)- "Better him than... wait a minute!"
 * Sunken Boat (burning)- "
 * Sunken Boat (burnt)- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Touch Stone- "It's always a good idea to touch base."
 * Spider Eggs- "I hope these don't hatch. Period."
 * Florid Postern- "This ought to be a scientific impossibility."
 * Gigantic Beehive- "How in science did it get so big?!"
 * Honey Patch- "It's too sticky to walk on."
 * Honey Patch (growing)- "Was that there before?"
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "It's some sort of marble statue."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "It looks old, but it feels new."
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "It's an odd marble statue."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "It's not in the best shape."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "There's a big piece missing."
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "I guess he cracked under the pressure."
 * Marble Sculpture (wrong piece, unable to repair)- "I don't think that was right."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "All patched up."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Now what?"
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "At least it's back in one piece now."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Something's moving inside."
 * Magma- "Magmificent!"
 * Rock- "As gneiss a place as any."
 * Crispy Skeleton- "Spooky."
 * Marble Statue (Comedy)- "Statuesque."
 * Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "Don't lose your head now!"
 * Marble Statue (Pawn and Vase)- "It's a fancy marble statue."
 * Meteor- "
 * Moon Rock- "That rock came from the moon."
 * Moon Stone (broken)- "It's all smashed up."
 * Moon Stone (repaired)- "There's a hole in the middle for something to go in."
 * Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Now what?"
 * Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "The stone lit it up somehow."
 * Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "I have a distinct feeling this isn't right."
 * Moon Stone (not staff)- "It's not quite the right shape."
 * Moon Rubble- "I could probably break that."
 * Petrified Evergreen (normal and mined)- "It looks scared stiff."
 * Rock Den- "Is there something in there?"
 * Skeleton (all players)- "%s must've died performing an experiment with %s."
 * Stagehand- "Something's odd here, but I can't put my finger on it."
 * Stagehand (walking)- "Just keep your hand to yourself, alright?"
 * Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Where did this come from?"
 * Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Where's the rest of it?"
 * Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "Is that a head?"
 * Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "It looks very lifelike."
 * Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "I don't like how it's looking at me."
 * Loot Stash- "We should definitely open that."
 * Lake- "Is that a mirage?"
 * Lake (dry)- "
 * Cave-in Boulder- "I think I can lift this one."
 * Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "It's out of reach."

Shipwrecked

 * Crabbit Den- "They call a dug hole in the sand their home."
 * Crabbit Den (collapsed)- "
 * Fishermerm's Hut- "Doesn't smell very good."
 * Merm Hut- "
 * Shoal- "This area seems pretty fishy."
 * Wobster Den- "That Wascal is sleeping."
 * Coral Reef- "The coral have formed a reef!"
 * Coral- "Living building material!"
 * Coral Larva- "That's a baby coral reef."
 * Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "I could fill a pail with all those snails."
 * Limpet Rock (picked)- "I can't fill a pail without snails."
 * Magma Pile- "I can dig it."
 * Krissure- "Maybe I should stand back."
 * Steamer Trunk- "It looks like a premier steamer trunk."
 * Sandy Pile- "You better stay out of my shoes."
 * Sand- "A handy pile of pocket sand."
 * Sharkitten Den- "Is that sand pile purring?"
 * Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "That is a rather large pile of sand."
 * Volcano- "My scientific know-how tells me that's a perfectly safe mountain!"
 * Dragoon Egg- "Do I hear cracking?"
 * Suspicious Bubbles- "Something down there has bad breath."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "I wonder where it went..."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "Follow those bubbles!"
 * Tar Slick- "There must be a way to get that tar out."
 * Tar- "Do I have to hold it with my bare hands?"
 * Tar Trap- "Who's cleaning that up, I wonder?"
 * Tidal Pool- "A pool left by the tides."
 * Lava Pool- "A bit hot for my tastes."
 * Mussels- "I wonder if they are from Brussels."
 * Slot Machine- "I suppose I could linger for a moment or two..."
 * Electric Isosceles- "Gives me an uneasy feeling."
 * Octo Chest- "I hope that thing is water proof."
 * Debris- "Part of a wrecked ship."
 * Crate- "There must be a way to open it."
 * Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "It smells as bad as it looks."
 * Seashell- "Sea refuse."
 * Poisonous Hole- "I think I'll stay away from that."
 * Gunpowder Barrel- "How original."
 * X Marks the Spot- "Please be a good treasure!"
 * Rawling- "It's my buddy!"
 * Watery Grave- "Sure, I could fish it out of there. But should I?"
 * Wreck- "Poor little boat."
 * Wooden Platform Thing (empty, partially assembled, and fully assembled)- "I think it's missing some parts."
 * Wooden Platform Thing (locked)- "
 * Grassy Thing- "Wonder what this is used for."
 * Screw Thing- "Looks like a part of something."
 * Wooden Potato Thing- "Seems like it was made with a purpose in mind."
 * Ring Thing- "Looks like I could use this."

Exclusive to Pocket Edition

 * Compromising Statue- "I made a compromise with wilderness."

Base Game

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "I wonder if that rock could be moved."
 * Sinkhole- "The earth itself rejects me!"
 * Rope to Surface- "I've had enough discovery for now."
 * Red Mushtree- "These used to grow in my bathroom."
 * Green Mushtree- "A magic mushroom?"
 * Blue Mushtree- "That mushroom got too big for its own good."
 * Light Flower- "Science makes it glow."
 * Light Bulb- "It's strangely tasty looking."
 * Stalagmite- "Looks like a rock to me."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "Rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks..."
 * Spilagmite- "It's encrusted with old webbing."
 * Slurtle Mound- "A den of 'ew'."
 * Splumonkey Pod- "Did that just move?"
 * Fern- "It's a fern."
 * Foliage- "Some leafy greens."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "It's dubiously photosynthetical."
 * Cave Banana Tree (burning)- "
 * Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Sinkhole (blocked by roots)- "
 * Bat Cave- "I don't want to wake them."
 * Red Mushtree (blooming)- "I'm mildly offended by this."
 * Green Mushtree (blooming)- "It's trying to reproduce."
 * Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "You can't tell from far away, but it's quite smelly."
 * Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "The spiders thought this one was important."
 * Red Spore- "Hasn't a care in the world."
 * Green Spore- "That's a sight for spore eyes."
 * Blue Spore- "It's just drifting around."
 * Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "I'll keep a little light in my pocket."
 * Mysterious Plant- "Seems safe to me."
 * Fossil Fragment- "Science bones! We should put them back together."
 * Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Still missing some pieces."
 * Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "My scientific instincts say this isn't quite right."
 * Odd Skeleton (complete)- "It's alive! Oh wait, no, it's not."
 * Odd Skeleton (incorrect structure, unable to revive)- "
 * Odd Skeleton (improper revival)- "It won't resurrect."

Base Game

 * Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "
 * Ruins Sinkhole- "
 * Ancient Statue- "It seems to throb out of tune with the world."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken and normal)- "An ancient and mysterious structure."
 * Algae- "Some algae by a pond."
 * Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "A pile of broken chess pieces."
 * Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "Another pile of broken chess pieces."
 * Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Even more broken chess pieces."
 * Relic- "Ancient household goods."
 * Relic (broken)- "Nothing to work with here."
 * Thulecite Fragments- "It's some smaller chunks of Thulecite."
 * Cave Lichen- "Only a cyanobacteria could grow in this light."
 * Ornate Chest- "It may contain something fantastic! Or horrible."
 * Ornate Chest (triggered trap)- "
 * Large Ornate Chest- "It may contain a bigger something fantastic! Or horrible."
 * Nightmare Light- "I wonder what function this served."

Don't Starve Together

 * Ancient Chest- "I hear whispers. It wants something."
 * Ancient Chest (shaking)- "
 * Ancient Chest (failed)- "It didn't like that."
 * Ancient Chest (successful)- "I guess I'm worthy."
 * Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "The essential components are still intact."
 * Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "It's gaining power."
 * Ancient Gateway (activated)- "Back in working order."
 * Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "The gateway is destabilizing."
 * Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "It needs time to recover. Me too."
 * Ancient Obelisk- "I don't recognize any of these symbols."
 * Ancient Beacon- "Something must power it."
 * Ancient Beacon (active)- "A truly unsettling light."
 * Ancient Mural (first)- "It depicts an old civilization. The people look hungry and scared."
 * Ancient Mural (second)- "This tablet is too worn to make out."
 * Ancient Mural (third)- "Something dark creeps over the city and its people."
 * Ancient Mural (fourth)- "The people are shedding their skins. They look different underneath."
 * Ancient Mural (fifth)- "It shows a massive, technologically advanced city."
 * Atrium Statue- "It doesn't seem fully real."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Workbench- "I feel inspired."
 * Coffee Plant- "This is a plant I could learn to love."
 * Coffee Plant (picked)- "Maybe they'll grow back?"
 * Coffee Plant (barren)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."
 * Coffee Plant (withered)- "Looks malnourished."
 * Coffee Plant (held)- "This belongs in the ground!"
 * Elephant Cactus- "That cactus seems abnormally pokey."
 * Elephant Cactus (withered)- "Yikes! I could poke my eye out!"
 * Elephant Cactus Stump- "It'll sprout more pokers again some day."
 * Elephant Cactus (held)- "A portable poker plant."
 * Obsidian Boulder- "Blast it! It won't be mined!"
 * Obsidian- "It's a fire rock."
 * Charcoal Boulder- "Would need an awfully big stocking..."
 * Burnt Ash Tree- "You look ashen."
 * Dragoon Saliva- "It's SPITacularly disgusting!"
 * Woodlegs' Cage- "That seems like an excessive amount of locks."
 * Woodlegs (free)- "
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "It appears to be closed."
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "The altar is open and ready to accept offerings!"
 * Volcano (exit)- "I can feel a cool breeze outside."

Base Game

 * Clockwork Knight- "Check it out!"
 * Clockwork Bishop- "Back off, preacherman!"
 * Clockwork Rook- "Storm the castle!"
 * Damaged Knight- "It's a knightmare!"
 * Damaged Bishop- "It's falling apart!"
 * Damaged Rook- "Terrifying!"
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "What was that?!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "OW! Something bit me!"
 * Hound- "You ain't nothing, hound dog!"
 * Red Hound- "That one is glowy."
 * Blue Hound- "Are there hounds for every season?"
 * Hound's Tooth- "It's sharp!"
 * Spider- "I hate spiders."
 * Spider Warrior- "Looks even meaner than usual."
 * Spider (sleeping)- "I'd better not be here when he wakes up."
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I should keep my distance."
 * Spider (dead)- "Ewwww!"
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Good riddance!"
 * Spider Gland- "It has a tangy, antiseptic smell."
 * Silk- "It comes from a spider's butt."
 * Krampus- "He's going after my stuff!"
 * Krampus Sack- "Ew. It has Krampus slime all over it."
 * Merm- "Smells fishy!"
 * Frog- "He's so cute!"
 * Frog (sleeping)- "Aww, look at him sleep!"
 * Frog (dead)- "He's croaked it."
 * Tentacle- "That looks dangerous."
 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."
 * Tentacle Spots- "I think these were its genitalia."
 * Big Tentacle- "A slimy pole."
 * Big Slimy Pit- "
 * Baby Tentacle- "Little slippery arms."
 * Guardian Pig- "He doesn't look as friendly as the others."
 * Guardian Pig (dead)-
 * Werepig- "He's not friendly!"
 * Ghost- "This offends me as a scientist."
 * MacTusk- "Walruses are natural predators."
 * Wee MacTusk- "He won't be cute and cuddly forever."
 * Walrus Tusk- "I'm sure I'll find a use for it eventually."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "It's covered with walrus hairs."
 * Mosquito- "Disgusting little bloodsucker."
 * Mosquito (held)- "Hey, is that my blood?"
 * Mosquito Sack- "It's probably not someone else's blood..."
 * Nearby Mosquitoes- "Aaah! Bug off!"
 * Cave Spider- "Gah! More spiders!"
 * Spitter- "I hate spiders!"
 * Batilisk- "Ack! That's terrifying!"
 * Meat Bulb- "It's so alluring."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "Now I can start my very own meat farm."
 * Eyeplant- "I think I'm being watched."
 * Slurper- "It's so hairy!"
 * Slurper Pelt- "Doesn't look much different dead."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "Note to self: Don't look up."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "It's a worm!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "Seems safe to me."
 * Dirt Mound (burrowed Depths Worm)- "Just looks like a pile of dirt."

Reign of Giants

 * Varg- "You might be something to reckon with, big dog."
 * Poison Birchnut Tree- "It looks unhappy about me stealing those Birchnuts!"
 * Poison Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Take that, nature!"
 * Birchnutter- "A mad little nut."

Don't Starve Together

 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "That presence... it's familiar! Hello?"
 * Ewecus- "What a crusty looking animal."
 * Steel Wool- "Scratchy metal fibers."
 * Gem Deer- "It's being controlled by that beast!"
 * Grumble Bee- "It's guarding the queen."
 * Lavae- "Too hot to handle."
 * Shadow Piece-

Shipwrecked

 * Crocodog- "I'd rather stay away from the business end of that jerk."
 * Yellow Crocodog- "That looks like an experiment gone wrong."
 * Blue Crocodog- "It's a dog-eat-me world out here."
 * Floaty Boaty Knight- "Get off the water you maniac!"
 * Flup (in ground)- "
 * Flup- "Leave me alone!"
 * Eyeshot- "Eye see."
 * Pirate Ghost- "He met a terrible end. I will too if I don't get out of here."
 * Poison Mosquito- "These blasted mosquitos carry a sickness."
 * Poison Mosquito (held)- "
 * Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Part of a yellow mosquito."
 * Snake- "I wonder if it'll sell me some oil?"
 * Poison Snake- "Even worse than a common snake!"
 * Snakeskin- "I'm intrigued AND repelled."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous)- "Looks even meaner than usual."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "I should keep my distance."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "
 * Sea Hound- "These things sure are persistent."
 * Stink Ray- "I think I'll keep my distance."
 * Swordfish- "I think this fish evolved to run me through."
 * White Whale- "Looks like a fighter."
 * White Whale Carcass- "I think bloating has begun..."
 * White Whale Carcass (bloated stage 1)-
 * White Whale Carcass (bloated stage 2)-
 * Dragoon- "You're a quick one, aren't you?"

Base Game

 * Beefalo- "It's a beefalo!"
 * Beefalo (follower)- "He's coming along peacefully."
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "These guys are really heavy sleepers."
 * Beefalo (naked)- "Aww, he's so sad."
 * Beefalo Wool- "It smells like beefalo tears."
 * Beefalo Horn- "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."
 * Baby Beefalo- "Awwww. So cute!"
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Go to good world of dreams little beefalo."
 * Nearby Bees- "He's watching me."
 * Bee- "To bee or not to bee."
 * Killer Bee- "Oh no! It's a killer bee!"
 * Bee (held)- "Careful!"
 * Killer Bee (held)- "This seems dangerous."
 * Stinger- "Looks sharp!"
 * Pig (normal and sleeping)- "They kind of creep me out."
 * Pig (follower)- "He's part of my entourage."
 * Pig (dead)- "Someone should tell his family."
 * Pig Skin- "It still has the tail on it."
 * Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I am filled with an irresistible urge to do science."
 * Bunny Puff- "I just like holding it."
 * Koalefant- "Adorably delicious."
 * Winter Koalefant- "It looks warm and full of meat."
 * Pengull- "Must be breeding season."
 * Rock Lobster- "It has terrifying claws."
 * Slurtle- "Ew. Just ew."
 * Snurtle- "He's less gross, but still gross."
 * Slurtle Slime- "If it wasn't useful, I wouldn't touch it."
 * Broken Shell- "A puzzle with no solution."
 * Splumonkey- "Curious little guy."

Reign of Giants

 * Buzzard- "What a bizarre buzzard!"
 * Catcoon- "A playful little thing."
 * Cat Tail- "I think it's still swishing."
 * Volt Goat- "'Baaaah' yourself!"
 * Volt Goat (charged)- "I don't think it liked being struck by lightning."
 * Volt Goat Horn- "It's like a miniature lightning rod."

Don't Starve Together

 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Sweet dreams, smelly."
 * Beefalo (domesticated)- "This one is slightly less smelly than the others."
 * Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "Hmmm, there may be too much food inside it."
 * Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "This fellow appears quite ridable."
 * Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "It looks deeply angry."

Shipwrecked

 * Blue Whale- "This whale has emotional issues."
 * Blue Whale Carcass- "I think bloating has begun..."
 * Blue Whale Carcass (bloated stage 1)-
 * Blue Whale Carcass (bloated stage 2)-
 * Bottlenose Ballphin- "Such a round, rubbery fellow."
 * Dorsal Fin- "Guess that house is FINished."
 * Jellyfish- "Science works in mysterious, blobby ways."
 * Jellyfish (held)- "Now this creature is pure science!"
 * Water Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "These creatures seem reasonable."
 * Water Beefalo (follower)- "
 * Horn- "I grabbed the ox by the horn."
 * Baby Water Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "It's a tiny meat beast."
 * Prime Ape- "Those things are going to be the end of me."
 * Wildbore- "Looks aggressive."

Base Game

 * Butterfly- "Butterfly, flutter by."
 * Butterfly (held)- "Now I have you!"
 * Crow- "Creepy!"
 * Crow (held)- "He's not very happy in there."
 * Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"
 * Redbird (held)- "He likes my pocket."
 * Snowbird- "Life in the frozen wastes."
 * Snowbird (held)- "It's so soft."
 * Jet Feather- "A crow feather."
 * Crimson Feather- "A redbird feather."
 * Azure Feather- "A snowbird feather."
 * Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Stay away from my berries!"
 * Eye Bone- "It's looking at me."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "It went to sleep."
 * Eye Bone (ashes)- "The eyebone was consumed by fire when I teleported!"
 * Chester- "Otto von Chesterfield, Esq."
 * Rabbit and Beardling- "He's looking for carrots."
 * Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Do you like science?"
 * Fireflies- "If only I could catch them!"
 * Fireflies (held)- "They make my pocket glow!"
 * Mandrake (planted)- "I've heard strange things about those plants."
 * Mandrake (follower)- "Cut it out!"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "Mandrake roots have strange properties."
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Poor little guy."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, my head!"

Reign of Giants

 * Redbird- "Does that mean winter is gone?"
 * Glommer- "It's cute, in a gross kind of way."
 * Glommer (sleeping)- "
 * Glommer's Flower- "The petals shimmer in the light."
 * Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "The petals droop and shimmer in the light."
 * Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "The flower was consumed by fire when I teleported!"
 * Glommer's Wings- "These would look awesome on a helmet!"
 * Glommer's Goop- "This goop smells foul."
 * Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Something's under there, searching for minerals."
 * Moleworm (aboveground)- "I'd sure like to whack that mole... thing."
 * Moleworm (held)- "Nowhere left to dig, my friend."

Don't Starve Together

 * Glommer's Wings- "These would look empirically amazing on a helmet!"
 * Grass Gekko- "It's an extra leafy lizard."
 * Star-sky- "I always wanted one of these."
 * Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "Maybe he needs some science?"
 * Hutch- "Hutch Danglefish, P.I."
 * Canary- "Some sort of yellow creature made of science."
 * Canary (held)- "I'm not squishing you, am I?"
 * Canary (poisoned)- "It's probably fine."
 * Saffron Feather- "A canary feather."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "Aww. Who's a good monster?"
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "It seems happy."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "I hear a tiny stomach grumbling."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "Poor thing must be starving."
 * Lavae Egg- "There's a faint warmth coming from inside."
 * Lavae Egg (cracked)- "I never thought I would see a happy egg."
 * Lavae Egg (too cold)- "I don't think that egg is warm enough."
 * Lavae Tooth- "It's an egg tooth!"
 * Chilled Lavae- "Cooled off and chilled out."
 * No-Eyed Deer- "Is it staring at me? ...No, I guess not."
 * No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "What an impressive antler!"
 * Deer Antler- "Was that supposed to come off?"

Shipwrecked

 * Bioluminescence- "These make a soothing glow."
 * Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "Don't get snappy with me, mister."
 * Shifting Sands- "I wonder where that crabbit went?"
 * Dogfish- "It has that wet-dog smell."
 * Sharkitten- "You have got to be kitten me."
 * Fishbone (normal and Packin dead)- "Looks like something I want to carry around."
 * Fishbone (ashes)- "All that's left after the fire has done its job."
 * Packim Baggims- "I bet I could pack'im full of stuff."
 * Rainbow Jellyfish- "A colorful blob of science."
 * Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "
 * Parrot (normal and held)- "I find myself fresh out of crackers."
 * Parrot Pirate- "I try not to eat anything with a name."
 * Parrot Pirate (held)- "
 * Seagull (normal and held)- "Shoo! Find some other land!"
 * Seagull (normal and held, in water)- "Shoo! Find some other water!"
 * Toucan (normal and held)- "What a show-off."
 * Cormorant- "I bet it eats a lot of fish."
 * Cormorant (held)- "
 * Doydoy (normal and held)- "I feel oddly protective of this dumb bird."
 * Doydoy Nest- "It's for doydoy eggs, dummy."
 * Doydoy Feather- "Soft AND endangered!"
 * Doydoy Egg- "Maybe I should have let it hatch."
 * Hatching Doydoy Egg- "
 * Fried Doydoy Egg- "A controlled chemical reaction has made this egg matter more nutritious."
 * Baby Doydoy (normal and held)- "What a cute little... thing."
 * Teen Doydoy- "
 * Teen Doydoy (held)- "
 * Wobster- "What a Wascally Wobster."
 * Fishermerm- "You better not try anything fishy."

Base Game

 * Tallbird- "That's a tall bird!"
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg."
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."
 * Tallbird Egg- "Will it hatch?"
 * Fried Tallbird Egg- "Delicious and nutritional."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Looks like it's hatching."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Mmm. Beaky."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Are eggs supposed to sweat?"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Brrrr!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I have a feeling this is going to take a while..."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "It should hatch any time now."
 * Smallbird- "That's a rather small bird."
 * Smallbird (sleeping)- "
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "It looks hungry."
 * Smallbird (starving)- "It must be starving."
 * Smallish Tallbird- "Not a very tall bird."
 * Smallish Tallbird (sleeping)- "
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "I'd better find it some food."
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "It has a dangerous look in its eye."
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Ow! Quit it!"

Base Game

 * Treeguard (normal)- "He's huge!"
 * Treeguard (lumpy)- "
 * Spider Queen- "AHHHHHHHH! That spider is huge!"
 * Spiderhat- "I hope I got all of the spider goo out of it."
 * Deerclops- "It's enormous!!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "This is really gross."
 * Ancient Guardian- "That thing doesn't look happy."
 * Guardian's Horn- "Wow! I'm glad that didn't gore me!"

Reign of Giants

 * Bearger- "What a bear of a badger."
 * Thick Fur- "A mat of thick fur."
 * Moose/Goose- "I don't exactly know what that thing is."
 * Moose/Goose Egg- "Its contents are like excited electrons trying to escape."
 * Moose/Goose Nest (empty)- "
 * Mosling- "Aaah! You are definitely not an electron!"
 * Down Feather- "Fluffy!"
 * Dragonfly- "That's one fly dragon!"
 * Scales- "They're still warm."
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "Hot spit!"
 * Lava Spit (cool)- "I like to call it 'Basaliva'."

Don't Starve Together

 * Bee Queen- "Keep that stinger away from me!"
 * Bee Queen Crown- "The world seems less a little crazy when I wear it."
 * Klaus- "What on earth is that thing!"
 * Klaus (second form)- "Its chains came off!"
 * Stag Antler- "It's really fancy for a deer antler."
 * Toadstool Cap- "That toadstool's just asking to be cut down."
 * Toadstool Cap (hole)- "Just a hole in the ground."
 * Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "There's something poking out."
 * Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "Yeesh! I'm not kissing that!"
 * Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "He's hopping mad now!"
 * Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "How scientific!"
 * Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "A mushroom cloud in the making!"
 * Shroom Skin- "Warts and all!"
 * Reanimated Skeleton- "The skeleton fused with the shadows!"
 * Bone Snare (Reanimated Caves Skeleton and Ancient Fuelweaver)- "Sharp! Sharp bones!!"
 * Ancient Fuelweaver (hitting Shadow Shield)- "It's shielded!"
 * Woven Shadow- "Anklebiters!"
 * Bone Armor- "No bones about it."
 * Bone Helm- "It gives me terrible visions."
 * Shadow Thurible- "It smells like chemicals."
 * Shadow Thurible (out)- "It's been thuribly depleted."

Shipwrecked

 * Palm Treeguard- "Someone gimme a hand with this palm!"
 * Quacken- "Now's not the time for me to be Quacken wise!"
 * Quacken Tentacle- "A beast that never sleeps."
 * Chest of the Depths- "To the victor, the spoils."
 * Quacken Beak- "I'd say I made the pecking order around here quite clear."
 * Sealnado- "I thought it was oddly windy around here."
 * Sealnado (failed attack)- "
 * Sealnado (seal form)- "D'awww."
 * Turbine Blades- "Perhaps this powered the fury of that beastly storm?"
 * Magic Seal- "This is a powerful artifact."
 * Tiger Shark- "Well that's terrifying."
 * Eye of the Tiger Shark- "More eyes means better sight... right?"
 * Shark Gills- "I wish I had gills."

Base Game

 * Maxwell- "I hate that guy."
 * Pig King- "Ewwww, he smells!"
 * Wes (trapped)- "Maxwell's statues are trapping him."
 * Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."

Reign of Giants

 * Bigfoot- "That is one biiig foot."
 * Webber (grave)- "I wonder what he did."

Don't Starve Together

 * Abigail (revival failed)- "It was worth a shot."
 * Ghost (revival failed)- "Perhaps this is a bad idea."
 * Antlion- "It wants something from me."
 * Antlion (happy)- "I think we're on good terms."
 * Antlion (upset)- "It looks mad."
 * Antlion (giving tribute)-
 * "A tribute for you, great Antlion."
 * "Allow me to pay tribute."
 * "That'll appease it, for now..."
 * Desert Stone- "A mini departiculator."
 * Desert Stone (active)- "A more sane person would walk."
 * Sand Spike- "I could've been skewered!"
 * Sand Castle- "It's so gritty!"
 * Glass Spike- "Memories of the time I wasn't skewered."
 * Glass Castle- "That's science for you."

Shipwrecked

 * Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "He looks kind of regal."
 * Yaarctopus- "He seems open to trading."

Wilson

 * Generic- "Stars and atoms! Are you my doppelgänger, %s?"
 * Attacker- "Yeesh. Do I always look that creepy?"
 * Murderer- "Your existence is an affront to the laws of science, %s!"
 * Reviver- "%s has expertly put our theories into practice."
 * Ghost- "Better concoct a revival device. Can't leave another man of science floating."
 * Firestarter- "Burning that wasn't very scientific, %s."

Willow

 * Generic- "Good day to you, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s is holding that lighter pretty tightly..."
 * Murderer- "Murderer! Arsonist!"
 * Reviver- "%s, friend of ghosts."
 * Ghost- "I bet you're just burning for a heart, %s."
 * Firestarter- "Again?"

Wolfgang

 * Generic- "It's good to see you, %s!"
 * Attacker- "Let's not start a fight with the strongman..."
 * Murderer- "Murderer! I can take you!"
 * Reviver- "%s is just a big teddy bear."
 * Ghost- "I told you you couldn't deadlift that boulder, %s. The numbers were all wrong."
 * Firestarter- "You can't actually 'fight' fire, %s!"

Wendy

 * Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s doesn't have any sharp objects, does she?"
 * Murderer- "Murderer!"
 * Reviver- "%s treats ghosts like family."
 * Ghost- "I'm seeing double! I'd better concoct a heart for %s.""
 * Firestarter- "I know you set those flames, %s."

WX-78

 * Generic- "Good day to you, %s!"
 * Attacker- "I think we need to tweak your primary directive, %s..."
 * Murderer- "%s! You've violated the first law!"
 * Reviver- "I guess %s got that empathy module up and running."
 * Ghost- "I always thought %s could use a heart. Now I'm certain!"
 * Firestarter- "You look like you're gonna melt, %s. What happened?"

Wickerbottom

 * Generic- "Good day, %s!"
 * Attacker- "I think %s's planning to throw the book at me."
 * Murderer- "Here comes my peer review!"
 * Reviver- "I have deep respect for %s's practical theorems."
 * Ghost- "This doesn't seem very scientific, does it, %s?"
 * Firestarter- "I'm sure you had a very clever reason for that fire."

Woodie

 * Generic- "Good day, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s has been a bit of a sap lately..."
 * Murderer- "Murder! Bring me an axe and we'll get in the swing of things!"
 * Reviver- "%s saved everyone's backbacon."
 * Ghost- "Does 'universal' coverage include the void, %s?"
 * Werebeaver- "%s's gone on a wood chucking rampage!"
 * Ghost Werebeaver- "Will you bea-very mad if I don't revive you, %s?"
 * Firestarter- "Don't burn yourself out, %s."

Wes

 * Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s is silent, but deadly..."
 * Murderer- "Mime this!"
 * Reviver- "%s thinks outside the invisible box."
 * Ghost- "How do you say 'I'll conduct a revival device' in mime?"
 * Firestarter- "Wait, don't tell me. You lit a fire."

Maxwell

 * Generic- "Decent day to you, %s!"
 * Attacker- "Seems you've gone from 'dapper' to 'slapper'."
 * Murderer- "I'll show you Logic and Reason... those're my fists!"
 * Reviver- "%s is using his powers for good."
 * Ghost- "Don't look at me like that, %s! I'm working on it!"
 * Firestarter- "%s's just asking to get roasted."

Wigfrid

 * Generic- "Good day, %s!"
 * Attacker- "I'd like to avoid a punch from %s, if possible."
 * Murderer- "She's gone berserk!"
 * Reviver- "%s has full command of spirits."
 * Ghost- "Nice try. You're not escaping to Valhalla yet, %s."
 * Firestarter- "%s is really heating things up today."

Webber

 * Generic- "Good day, %s!"
 * Attacker- "I'm gonna roll up a piece of papyrus newspaper, just in case."
 * Murderer- "Murderer! I'll squash you, %s!"
 * Reviver- "%s is playing well with others."
 * Ghost- "%s is really buggin' me for a heart."
 * Firestarter- "We need to have a group meeting about fire safety."

Winona

 * Generic- "Good day to you, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s is a safety hazard."
 * Murderer- "It ends here, %s!"
 * Reviver- "It's pretty handy having you around, %s."
 * Ghost- "That probably threw a wrench into her plans."
 * Firestarter- "Things are burning up at the factory today."

Other (Mod Characters)

 * Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s looks shifty..."
 * Murderer- "Murderer!"
 * Reviver- "%s, friend of ghosts."
 * Ghost- "%s could use a heart."
 * Firestarter- "Burning that wasn't very scientific, %s."

Base Game

 * Egg- "A small, normal egg."
 * Egg (cooked)- "Sunny side yum!"
 * Meat- "It's a bit gamey, but it'll do."
 * Cooked Meat- "Char broiled to perfection."
 * Jerky- "Just jerky enough."
 * Morsel- "A tiny chunk of dead animal."
 * Cooked Morsel- "Now I don't have to worry about getting worms!"
 * Small Jerky- "A little jerky."
 * Monster Meat- "Ugh. I don't think I should eat that."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "That's only somewhat more appetizing than when it was raw."
 * Monster Jerky- "Strange-smelling jerky."
 * Leafy Meat- "That doesn't look very appealing."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "At least it's warm now."
 * Drumstick- "I should gobble it."
 * Fried Drumstick- "Now it's even tastier."
 * Fish- "Now I shall eat for a day."
 * Cooked Fish- "Grilled to perfection."
 * Eel- "This will make a delicious meal."
 * Cooked Eel- "Smells great!"
 * Koalefant Trunk- "A light breezy trunk."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "A thick, hairy trunk."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Somehow even more nasal than before."
 * Frog Legs- "I've heard it's a delicacy."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like chicken."
 * Batilisk Wing- "I hate these things, even when they're dead."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "At least it's not coming back."

Shipwrecked

 * Dead Dogfish- "Good dog."
 * Dead Swordfish- "I better not run with this."
 * Tropical Fish- "What a tropical looking fish."
 * Dead Jellyfish- "He lived a good life."
 * Cooked Jellyfish- "It's all wriggly."
 * Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "An electric shock will not revive it. I tried."
 * Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "A colorful snack!"
 * Dried Jellyfish- "I'd be a jerk not to eat this."
 * Raw Fish- "A chunk of fish meat."
 * "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Where did this can come from?"
 * Fish Steak- "Grilled to perfection."
 * Fish Morsel- "A small bit of fish."
 * Cooked Fish Morsel- "A small bit of cooked fish."
 * Limpets- "Limpets Bizkets."
 * Cooked Limpets- "Escargotcha!"
 * Mussel- "Could use some flexing."
 * Cooked Mussel- "I cook a mean mussel."
 * Roe- "Fish babies."
 * Cooked Roe- "Roe, sunny side up."
 * Neon Quattro- "It looks like a fish, but it feels clammy."
 * Cooked Neon Quattro- "Fried fry."
 * Pierrot Fish- "This one's extra water repellent."
 * Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Gilled to perfection."
 * Purple Grouper- "Surf and turf, hold the turf."
 * Cooked Purple Grouper- "That fish is fin-ished."
 * Shark Fin- "A sleek fin."
 * Dead Wobster- "You should cook up nicely."
 * Delicious Wobster- "I can't wait to eat you."
 * Bile-Covered Slop- "I'm not dissecting that."
 * Dragoon Heart- "Where the dragoon once stored its feelings."

Base Game

 * Berries- "Red berries taste the best."
 * Cave Banana- "It's mushy."
 * Dragon Fruit- "What a weird fruit."
 * Durian- "Oh it smells!"
 * Pomegranate- "It looks like the inside of an alien's brain."
 * Roasted Berries- "I don't think heat improved them."
 * Cooked Cave Banana- "Yum!"
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Still weird."
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Now it smells even worse!"
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Haute Cuisine!"

Reign of Giants

 * Watermelon- "Sticky sweet."
 * Grilled Watermelon- "Juicy and warm."

Don't Starve Together

 * Juicy Berries- "Extra tasty, though they won't last long."
 * Roasted Juicy Berries- "Better eat them before they spoil!"

Shipwrecked

 * Banana- "
 * Cooked Banana- "
 * Coconut- "It requires a large nut hacker."
 * Halved Coconut- "When I click them together, they make horsey sounds!"
 * Roasted Coconut- "Now I just need a cake."

Base Game

 * Corn and Popcorn- "High in fructose!"
 * Carrot (planted)- "The earth is making plantbabies."
 * Carrot- "Yuck. It's all vegetabley."
 * Pumpkin- "It's as big as my head!"
 * Eggplant- "It doesn't look like an egg."
 * Roasted Carrot- "Mushy."
 * Hot Pumpkin- "How did it not turn into a pie?"
 * Braised Eggplant- "It's even less eggy."
 * Red Cap- "It smells funny."
 * Green Cap- "It seems pretty normal."
 * Blue Cap- "It's weird and gooey."
 * Cooked Cap- "It's different now..."
 * Glow Berry- "Looks delicious."
 * Lichen- "Nutritious, but it won't last long."

Reign of Giants

 * Cactus Flesh- "There are still some spines between me and a tasty meal."
 * Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Grilled fruit of the desert."
 * Cactus Flower- "A pretty flower from a prickly plant."

Don't Starve Together

 * Lesser Glow Berry- "Kinda wrinkled."

Shipwrecked

 * Seaweed- "A weed. Of the sea."
 * Roasted Seaweed- "Crispy."
 * Dried Seaweed- "Salty!"
 * Sweet Potato (planted)- "That's an odd looking carrot."
 * Sweet Potato- "Looks yammy!"
 * Cooked Sweet Potato- "Looks even yammier!"
 * Coffee Beans- "They could use some roasting."
 * Roasted Coffee Beans- "Heat definitely improved them."

Base Game

 * Bacon and Eggs- "The perfect breakfast for a man of science."
 * Butter Muffin- "I threw the recipe away and just kind of winged it."
 * Dragonpie- "The dragonfruit is very filling."
 * Fishsticks- "Sticks to my ribs."
 * Fish Tacos- "Crunchy and delicious!"
 * Fist Full of Jam- "I probably should have made a jar."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "A very leggy sandwich."
 * Fruit Medley- "Fruity."
 * Honey Ham- "Sweet and savory."
 * Honey Nuggets- "Tastes like chicken, but I don't think it is."
 * Kabobs- "Lunch on a stick."
 * Mandrake Soup- "Well, he won't be waking up again."
 * Meatballs- "I cooked it myself!"
 * Meaty Stew- "A stew to put some meat on my bones."
 * Monster Lasagna- "It's an affront to science."
 * Pierogi- "These turned out pretty good."
 * Powdercake- "I don't know if I'm hungry enough."
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "That's a pretty gourd cookie!"
 * Ratatouille- "An excellent source of fibre."
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "I'll be stuffed after eating this!"
 * Taffy- "My dentist'd get mad if I ate this... but I don't have one."
 * Turkey Dinner- "Mmmm."
 * Unagi- "I hope this doesn't make me feel eel!"
 * Waffles- "I'm waffling on whether I should add more syrup."
 * Wet Goop- "It tastes like nothing."

Reign of Giants

 * Flower Salad- "A bowl of foliage."
 * Guacamole- "Avogadro's favorite dish."
 * Ice Cream- "I scream for ice cream!"
 * Melonsicle- "Cryogenic watermelon."
 * Spicy Chili- "Five alarm!"
 * Trail Mix- "A healthy, natural snack."

Don't Starve Together

 * Powdercake- "Science help us."
 * Jellybeans- "One part jelly, one part bean."

Shipwrecked

 * Banana Pop- "No, not brain freeze! I need that for science!"
 * Bisque- "Cooking that sure kept me bisque-y!"
 * California Roll- "But I don't have chopsticks."
 * Ceviche- "Can I get a bigger bowl? This one looks a little shrimpy."
 * Coffee- "Smells delicious and energizing!"
 * Jelly-O Pop- "Jelly-O pop it right in my mouth!"
 * Lobster Bisque- "Could use more salt, but that's none of my bisque-ness."
 * Lobster Dinner- "If I eat it in the morning is it still dinner?"
 * Seafood Gumbo- "It's a jumbo seafood gumbo."
 * Shark Fin Soup- "It's shark fin-ished!"
 * Surf 'n' Turf- "It's perf!"
 * Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Sugary fruit! Part of a balanced breakfast."
 * Monster Tartare- "There's got to be something else to eat around here."
 * Mussel Bouillabaise- "Imagine the experiments I could run on it!"
 * Sweet Potato Souffle- "Sweet potato souffles are a rising trend."
 * Caviar- "I never had it before I came here."
 * Tropical Bouillabaisse- "I seasoned it with a dash of science."

Base Game

 * Seeds- "Each one is a tiny mystery."
 * Carrot Seeds- "It's a carrot seed."
 * Corn Seeds- "It's a corn seed."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "It's a weird fruit seed."
 * Durian Seeds- "It's a durian seed."
 * Eggplant Seeds- "It's an eggplant seed."
 * Pomegranate Seeds- "It's a pome-whatsit seed."
 * Pumpkin Seeds- "It's a pumpkin seed."
 * Toasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of 'em!"
 * Honey- "Looks delicious!"
 * Butterfly Wings- "Without these, it's just a butter."
 * Butter- "I can't believe it's butter!"
 * Rot- "It's a furry ball of rotten food."
 * Rotten Egg- "Ew! It stinks!"

Reign of Giants

 * Roasted Birchnut- "Roasted to perfection."
 * Electric Milk- "It's buzzing with tastiness!"
 * Watermelon Seeds- "It's a melon seed."

Don't Starve Together

 * Phlegm- "It's thick and pliable. And salty."
 * Royal Jelly- "It infuses the eater with the power of science!"

Shipwrecked

 * Blubber- "Squishy."
 * Brainy Matter- "Food for thought."
 * Sweet Potato Seeds- "My very own plant eggs."

Base Game

 * Abigail's Flower (stage 1 and held)- "It's hauntingly beautiful."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "It's giving me the creeps."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "It's not the weirdest thing I've seen..."
 * Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I don't know if I should hang on to this."
 * Abigail's Flower (ready)- "I'm dying to find out what it does."
 * Blueprint- "It's scientific!"
 * Gears- "A pile of mechanical parts."
 * Gears (refusing to eat)- "
 * Ashes- "All that's left after fire has done its job."
 * Red Gem- "It sparkles with inner warmth."
 * Blue Gem- "It sparkles with cold energy."
 * Yellow Gem- "This gem is yellow."
 * Green Gem- "It's green and gemmy."
 * Orange Gem- "It's an orange gem."
 * Beard Hair- "I made them with my face."
 * Manure- "I should fill my pockets!"
 * Guano- "Another flavor of poop."
 * Melty Marbles- "They are all melted together."
 * Fake Kazoo- "It's just a cheap replica."
 * Gord's Knot- "The knot is stuck. Forever."
 * Gnome- "It must be some kind of religious artifact."
 * Tiny Rocketship- "Sadly, it's too small for me to escape on."
 * Frazzled Wires- "Their electricity carrying days are over."
 * Ball and Cup- "I have no time for fun and games!"
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "Great. All of my tub stopping needs are met."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "I'm more of a zipper person, myself."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "I hope I get out of here before I need these."
 * Lying Robot- "He whispers beautiful lies to me."
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "I'm not sure what I should do with a dessicated tentacle."
 * Dwarf Star- "That seems really dangerous."

Reign of Giants

 * Webber's Skull- "Poor little guy. He deserves a proper funeral."
 * Bone Shards- "Bits of bone."
 * Old Bell Blueprint- "There's SCIENCE afoot!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Beard Hair- "It's only gross when they're not your own."
 * Melty Marbles- "Melted. Maybe Willow had some fun with them?"
 * Fake Kazoo- "What’s kazoo with you?"
 * Second-hand Dentures- "They've quickly become Wes' favorite prop."
 * Lying Robot- "Hal whispers beautiful lies to me."
 * Blueprint (rare)- "It's REALLY scientific!"
 * Pile o' Balloons- "It looks like clown currency."
 * Balloon- "How are they floating?"
 * Codex Umbra- "Spooky."
 * Fur Tuft- "Black and white fur."
 * Sketch- "A picture of a sculpture. We'll need somewhere to make it."
 * Ancient Key- "There is power emanating from it."
 * Shadow Atrium- "The power of science must have reanimated it..."
 * Gnomette- "It must be some kind of religious artifact."
 * Leaky Teacup- "Now if I only had some tea..."
 * White and Black Bishop- "Maxwell left his stuff out again."
 * Bent Spork- "A horrifyingly failed utensil fusion. I guess science *can* go too far."
 * Toy Trojan Horse- "I wonder what it's hiding?"
 * Unbalanced Top- "It doesn't spin very well."
 * Back Scratcher- "Wigfrid keeps jumping out and hitting me with it?!"
 * Beaten Beater- "This egg beater is all bent out of shape."
 * Frayed Yarn- "Maybe I'll brush up on some string theory."
 * Shoe Horn- "I can put my shoes on without help, thanks."
 * White and Black Knight- "Honestly, he just leaves them out wherever."
 * Lucky Cat Jar- "I think the librarian had a cat."
 * Air Unfreshener- "It smells kind of stale."
 * Potato Cup- "Food and a cup! The ultimate survival container."
 * White and Black Rook- "How Machiavellian."
 * Wire Hanger- "Good, I can hang my clothes up if I ever find a hook."
 * Blue Moonlens- "It's always smart to keep an eye out."
 * Green Moonlens- "That'll keep a watchful eye on the place."
 * Red Moonlens- "It can see and be seen for miles!"
 * Orange Moonlens- "No one could get lost with that thing looking out for them."
 * Purple Moonlens- "Makes a good marker, but I wish it'd stop looking at me."
 * Yellow Moonlens- "That ought to show everyone the way."
 * Iridescent Gem- "This gem seems special."
 * Moon Caller's Staff- "It's scientifically proven that gems look better on top of sticks."
 * Polar Light- "Brr! Chilling."
 * Beach Toy- "Someone might be interested in this."
 * Crumpled Package- "This package is barely holding together."

Shipwrecked

 * Venom Gland- "Only poison can cure poison."
 * Dubloons- "I'm rich!"
 * Hail- "Chilling."
 * Message in a Bottle- "Someone wrote me a note!"
 * Spoiled Fish- "I'm not terribly curious about the smell."
 * Snake Oil- "The label says 'Jay's Wondrous Snake Oil!'"
 * Orange Soda- "What is this substance?"
 * Voodoo Doll- "This thing gives me the creeps..."
 * Ukulele- "Incredible! This guitar has undergone shrinkification!"
 * License Plate- "How did this get all the way out here?"
 * Ancient Vase- "A relic of a bygone era!"
 * Brain Cloud Pill- "Clouding of the brain... never heard of it..."
 * Wine Bottle Candle- "I'm sure someone would like this."
 * Broken AAC Device- "Someone lost their words."
 * One True Earring- "I wonder where the false one is?"
 * Old Boot- "Where's the other one?"
 * Sextant- "An instrument of some sort."
 * Toy Boat- "I ought to measure it to make sure it's to scale."
 * Soaked Candle- "Looks kinda soggy."
 * Sea Worther- "Scientific!"
 * Iron Key- "That's a key."
 * Bone Key- "Something somewhere must be locked."
 * Golden Key- "This key probably unlocks something."
 * Tarnished Crown- "It's oddly monkey-sized."

Base Game

 * Failed- "That didn't go well. I'll have to try again."
 * Ashes of Divining Rod- "
 * Ashes of Thing- "
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "That rod looks useful!"
 * Divining Rod- "It's some kind of homing device."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "The signal is very faint."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "I'm headed in the right direction."
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "I must be getting pretty close."
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "This thing's going crazy!"
 * Divining Rod Holder- "I wonder what it does."
 * Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "It looks like it needs a large key."
 * Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Now my machine can work!"
 * Maxwell's Door- "I'm not sure I want to fall for that a second time."
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "So that's where the music was coming from."
 * Maxwell's Light- "I wonder how they work."
 * Maxwell Statue- "It really captures his personality."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I'll want to avoid stepping on that!"
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "Oops."
 * Sick Worm Hole- "Guh, that thing looks worse off than usual."
 * Nightmare Lock- "Looks almost like a key hole."
 * Nightmare Throne- "That doesn't look very comfortable."
 * Male character on Nightmare Throne- "He's trapped!"
 * Female character on Nightmare Throne- "She's trapped!"
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne- "It's trapped!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Maxwell Statue- "He's a lot shorter in person."

Base Game

 * Generic- "
 * Freedom- "I'm free! I'm finally free!"
 * Freezing- "So cold!"
 * Turning Winter- "
 * Battlecry- "Go for the eyes!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "I will destroy you!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Here piggy piggy!"
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "I'm going to stomp you dead!"
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Better you than me!"
 * Leaving combat- "I sure showed him!"
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "He's too fast!"
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "I'll let him go. This time."
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "He's too gross anyway."
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Shoo, you nasty thing!"
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"
 * Dusk- "It's getting late. It will be dark soon."
 * Entering light- "I can see again!"
 * Entering darkness- "It's so dark!"
 * Doing things in the dark- "It's too dark to see!"
 * Failed to do something- "I can't do that."
 * Failed to craft something- "I don't have all the ingredients."
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "It's too bright out."
 * Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "I'm not tired."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'm too hungry to sleep, the growling will keep me up!"
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "It's too dangerous right now!"
 * Trying to give item to a busy mob- "I'll try again in a second."
 * Trying to give item to a dead mob- "Maybe I'll just hold on to this."
 * Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Too unconscious to care."
 * Hounds are coming- "Did you hear that?"
 * Depths Worms are coming- "Did you feel that?"
 * Deerclops is coming- "That sounded big!"
 * Inventory full- "I can't carry any more stuff!"
 * Eating- "Yum!"
 * Eating (stale food)- "I think that was starting to turn."
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "Yuck! That was terrible!"
 * Eating (painful food)- "I don't feel so good."
 * Hungry- "I'm so hungry!"
 * Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."
 * Exiting a cave (failed, generic)- "I'll just stay down here, I suppose."
 * Exiting a cave (open)- "I've had enough discovery for now."
 * Exiting a cave (full)- "The surface is too crowded!"

Reign of Giants

 * Lightning miss- "Safe from that frightening lightning!"
 * Overheating- "Need... ice... or... shade!"
 * Tree Shelter- "Thanks for protection from the elements, tree!"
 * Wetness (low)- "Oh, H2O."
 * Wetness (medium)- "My clothes appear to be permeable."
 * Wetness (high)- "Water way to go!"
 * Wetness (highest)- "I've nearly reached my saturation point."
 * Dropping tool while wet- "Wow that tool is slippery!"
 * Smoldering item- "That thing is about to catch fire."
 * Burnt- "Yikes! That was hot!"
 * Giant arrival- "That sounded big!"
 * Trying to sleep on fire- "I don't exactly have a burning desire to sleep in that."

Don't Starve Together

 * Already has Critter- "I've already got a pet."
 * Battlecry (Deer)- "Die, doe!"
 * Beefalo mount health low- "
 * Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "It won't let me do that while it's angry."
 * Blueprint already known- "I already know that one."
 * Can't learn blueprint- "I can't learn that one."
 * Chest occupied- "They're elbow deep in junk right now."
 * Refusing to eat Eternal Fruitcake- "Putting that in my mouth would be disgusting!"
 * Sinkhole warning-
 * "The ground is destabilizing!"
 * "Terrible terralogic tremors!"
 * Cave-in warning- "The ceiling is destabilizing!"
 * Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
 * "Pant... Pant..."
 * "Lift... with your back..."
 * "For... science... oof!"
 * "Hngh...!"
 * "Huff... Pant..."
 * "This isn't... gentleman's... work..."
 * "Is this... messing up my hair?"
 * "This is the worst... experiment..."
 * "I should have built... a lifting machine..."
 * Ghost sanity drain- "
 * Health too low, unable to attune- "
 * Klaus enraged- "There's no way to beat it now!!"
 * Klaus summoning Krampii- "It called for help!"
 * Loot Stash (wrong key)- "Whoops! That wasn't right."
 * Loot Stash (Klaus)- "I'm a little preoccupied!!"
 * The Lazy Deserter (teleported)- "I'm not sure that was science."
 * Mushroom Planter needs log- "A log would probably be of more use."
 * Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "A mushroom would probably be of more use."
 * Not Gem- "I'm not sticking that in there!"
 * Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "This gem won't work here."
 * Atrium destabilizing-
 * "What's that?!"
 * "I think it's time to leave!"
 * "It's not safe here."
 * Ruins renewal- "All the monsters came back!"
 * Unable to give item (busy)- "
 * Unable to give item (dead)- "
 * Unable to give item (inventory full)- "Your pockets are too full!"
 * Unable to give item (sleeping)- "
 * Unable to give all items (not enough room)- "

Shipwrecked

 * Volcano eruption warning- "That doesn't sound good."
 * Volcano eruption- "That can't be good."
 * Sea Hounds are coming- "I'm going to need a bigger boat..."
 * Sealnado is coming- "That sounded big!"
 * Map border approaching- "Here there be monsters."
 * Entering map border- "It would seem my future is foggy."
 * Exiting map border- "I think I felt something brush against my leg..."
 * Riding wave- "Weeeee!"
 * Boat losing durability- "I need to get to land!"
 * Boat leak- "I think I sprung a leak."
 * Boat sinking- "I seem to be sinking."
 * Trawl Net full- "My net filled up!"
 * Crabbit escape- "I could've sworn it was right there..."

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomplishment- "I feel so accomplished!"
 * Accomplishment completed- "If only my friends could see me now..."

Skins

 * Formal Set- "I hate parties."
 * Survivor Set- "There is a scientific solution, here. I know it."
 * Shadow Set- "Mwahahaha!"
 * Halloween Costume Set- "I'm sure I had a scientific reason for this."
 * Challenger Set- "This may prove to be my most dangerous experiment yet."
 * Warrior Set- "I've the brains AND the brawn."
 * Rose Set- "Perhaps I'll retire to a life of rose breeding."
 * Snowfallen Set- "Brrrrr!"

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 * Maxwell's Head- "I can see into his pores."
 * Skull Chest- "I'm not sure if I want to open it."
 * Golden Pitchfork- "Why did I even make a pitchfork this fancy?"
 * Boat- "Is that how I got here?"
 * Home- "Someone must live here."
 * Sunk Boat- "It's no use to me out there!"
 * Lava Pit- "A crusted over lava pit."
 * Lava Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
 * Lava Pit (low)- "The lava's crusting over."
 * Lava Pit (out)- "Looks fragile."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Bottled mosquito rage!"
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "
 * Tree Clump- "It's almost like someone is trying to prevent me from going somewhere."
 * Pig Tent- "Smells like bacon."
 * Flower (withered)- "I don't think it got enough sun."
 * Friend-o-matic- "If I had any friends, this could take me to them."
 * Friend-o-matic (open)- "If I step through, will I still be me?"
 * Friend-o-matic (full)- "It seems to be popular over there."
 * Shadow Digger- "Oh good. Now there's more of him."
 * Scaled Furnace (generic, no gems)- "Produces a lot of heat, but not much light."
 * Scaled Furnace (low, one gem)- "Is it winking at me?"
 * Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "I don't think it's supposed to look like that."
 * Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "How im-morel!"
 * Poison Frog- "It looks meaner than usual."
 * Peacock- "Nothing more than a dressed up thief."

Base Game

 * Backpack- "It's for me to put my stuff in."
 * Fur Roll- "It's better to sleep."
 * Tent- "I can sleep in here when I'm hurt."
 * Tent- "I get crazy when I don't sleep."
 * Heat Stone- "I could heat this up near the fire."
 * Heat Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "It's warm and cuddly... for a rock!"
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "Nice and toasty hot!"
 * Deadly Feast- "A most potent dish."
 * Livinglog-crafted staffs (prior to release)- "It doesn't look finished. It could be dangerous!"
 * Livinglog-crafted staffs (after using)- "Ow! I don't think it's finished yet!"
 * Telelocator Staff- "This science is now out of control!"
 * Straw Hat and Beefalo Hat- "What a nice hat."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "I cut it down in the prime of its life."
 * Grave- "I bet there's all sorts of good stuff down there!"
 * Touch Stone- "Such a touching stone."
 * Skeleton- "Better him than me!"
 * Plugged Sinkhole- "I wonder if I could move that rock."
 * Sinkhole- "I bet there's all sorts of things to discover down there."
 * Barrel- "Did that just move?"
 * Lava Pit- "Good thing it's contained!"
 * Mosquito- "What a nasty little blood sucker."
 * Splumonkey- "A monkey with little brain."
 * Mandrake (follower)- "Stop following me!"
 * Seeds (specific)- "It's a seed."
 * Dusk- "It's getting late. I need to make a fire."
 * Research (high value)- "I feel so smart now!"
 * Research (normal value)- "Never stop learning!"
 * Research (low value)- "I didn't learn very much from that."
 * Researching an item- "In you go!"
 * Research Poop- "Poooop!"
 * Research an Axe- "Let me axe you a question!"
 * Research Cut Grass- "I will unlock the secrets of ... grass."
 * Research Cut Reeds- "I can learn stuff by reeding!"
 * Research some Flint- "This probably isn't the best use of flint."
 * Research a Log- "There must be science hiding somewhere in there."

Reign of Giants

 * Webber's Skull- "Poor guy. I should put him to rest."
 * Watermelon Seeds- "It's a seed."

Don't Starve Together

 * End Table (burnt)- "This is why we can't have nice things."
 * Wardrobe- "Maybe I can be even more handsome!"
 * Wardrobe (burnt)- "So long, style."
 * Mending Tape- "For making some much needed repairs."
 * Queenly Figure (shaking)- "Something's coming!!"
 * Venomeer- "Don't poison me, please!"
 * Diseased Twiggy Tree- "It looks sick. More so than usual."
 * Jury-Rigged Portal- "It's rickety, but it appears to function. After a fashion..."
 * Diseased Grass Tuft (picked)- "Uh, is it supposed to smell like that?"
 * Diseased Grass Gekko- "It looks pretty sick."
 * No-Eyed Deer- "Is it staring at me? ...No, maybe not."
 * Long Pig- "Flesh is flesh. Where do I draw the line?"
 * Cooked Long Pig- "Cooked nice and pink, but still morally gray."
 * Long Pig Jerky- "Letting it dry makes it not come from a human, right?"
 * Ancient Fuelweaver- "Why'd it have to be so big?"
 * Antlion (paying tribute)-
 * "That'll appease her, for now..."
 * Wilson (generic)- "Stars and atoms! It's %s!"
 * Wilson (ghost)- "Better concoct a revival device. Can't leave a fellow scientist floating."
 * Willow (murderer)- "Murderer!"
 * Wolfgang (reviver)- "%s, friend of ghosts."
 * Wendy (reviver)- "%s, friend of ghosts."
 * Wendy (ghost)- "I'm seeing double! I'd better concoct a revival device."
 * WX-78 (murderer)- "You've violated the first law!"
 * WX-78 (reviver)- "Looks like %s got that empathy module up and running."
 * Wickerbottom (attacker)- "I think she's planning to throw the book at me."
 * Back Scratcher- "Now I can scratch my back; all my problems are solved!"
 * Toadstool escaping- "The toad is losing interest."
 * Toadstool escaped- "The toad got away."

Shipwrecked

 * Sandbag- "This should keep the water out."
 * Trawl Net- "I see no possible downsides to using this."
 * Seaworthy (SW world)- "And so I sail away into the horizon..."
 * Coconut- "That is a large nut."
 * Palm Tree (sapling)- "It requires a large nut hacker."
 * Shoal- "I can't see the bottom!"
 * Volcano- "That seems safe."
 * Seashell- "Maybe I could sell these."
 * Shifting Sands- "I wonder where that crab went?"
 * Limpets- "Maybe starving wouldn't be so bad..."

Other

 * Compromising Statue- "The wilderness and I came to a compromise."

Uncertain

 * TREASURECHEST_TRAP- "How convenient!"
 * ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "Well, that was easy."

Base Game

 * Miner Hat (out)- "My torch just ran out!"

Trivia

 * Wilson's quote for the Fire Staff ("I don't want to set the world on fire.") is a reference to the 1941 song of the same title by The Ink Spots.
 * His quote for the Ice Cube ("Stay cool, boy.") is from the American musical West Side Story's musical number "Cool".
 * His quote for a Bee ("To bee or not to bee.") is a reference to Hamlet, a play by Shakespeare.
 * His quote for the Sewing Kit ("Darn it! Darn it all to heck!") is a pun, as "darning" is a sewing technique for repairing holes in damaged clothing. It may also be a reference to the famous final line of Planet of the Apes: "Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"
 * His quote for a regular Hound ("You ain't nothing, hound dog!") is a reference to Elvis Presley's song, "Hound Dog".
 * When Sea Hounds are approaching, Wilson may comment, "I'm going to need a bigger boat...." This is a reference to the movie Jaws, in which a lead character says, "We're gonna need a bigger boat," while being stalked by a shark.
 * His quote for a burnt Bee Box ("How did it get burned?!!") is a reference to a famous Nicholas Cage movie, The Wicker Man.
 * His quote for an active Ice Fling-o-matic ("Fling on!") could possibly be a reference to the song "Dream On", by Aerosmith.
 * Wilson's quote on the turned-off Ice Flingomatic "All quiet on the flinging front." may be a reference to Erich Maria Remarque's novel, All Quiet on the Western Front.
 * When Wilson examines the Pig Heads surrounding a Touch Stone, he will say, "It looks like an offering to the beast." This may be a reference to the book Lord of the Flies by William Golding. In the book, Jack and his group of hunters place a sow's head on top of a sharpened pole as an offering to the Beast that supposedly lives on their island.
 * His quote for the Rabbit Hole ("That must lead to the Kingdom of the Bunnymen.") may have provided the inspiration for the Bunnymen found in Caves.
 * His quote for the Hammer ("Stop! It's time! To hammer things!") is a reference to the well known line "Stop! Hammer Time!" from the song "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer.
 * His quote for the Morning Star ("It's electric!") could be a reference to the song Electric Slide.
 * His quote for Maxwell's Door ("I'm not sure I want to fall for that a second time.") is a clear reference to Wilson's origin.
 * Wilson's examination of the Bunny Puff (“I just like holding it.”) may be a reference to the novel Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck.
 * Upon examining Guacamole, Wilson will proclaim that it is "Avogadro's favorite dish." This is a reference to Amadeo Avogadro, who first created the unit of measurement "moles" for describing the number of molecules of a substance in a sample.
 * Wilson's examination quote of the Salt Lick (“How many licks does it take to get to the center?”) 'is a reference to the famous "Tootsie Roll" Commercial, which asks how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop (Answer: 364).
 * Wilson's examination quote for the Silly Monkey Ball, "I have a strange desire to name it after myself.", may be a reference to the movie Cast Away, in which the main character makes a companion out of a volleyball, which he names "Wilson".
 * Wilson's examination quote of the Halved Coconut (“When I click them together, they make horsey sounds.”) is a reference to the movie Monty Python's The Holy Grail, in which knights tap coconuts together to imitate the sound of horse hooves.
 * Wilson's examination quote for Logs ("It's big, it's heavy, and it's wood.") is a reference to the Log song from the show Ren and Stimpy.
 * His quote for WX-78 as a murderer ("You've violated the first law!") is a reference to the Three Laws of Robotics found in the works of sci-fi writer Isaac Asimov, the first of which states that robots are not allowed to harm humans.
 * Wilson's quote when nearing Fog, ("Here be monsters") is a reference to old map making, in which mapmakers would mark "here be dragons" to signify unexplored areas.
 * Wilson's quote for the Chest (“It is my tickle trunk!”) references the old 80's TV show Mr. Dressup, in which the eponymous character possessed a chest that he named the "tickle trunk."
 * When examining underwater Mussels, Wilson will say ("I wonder if they're from Brussels."), which may be a reference to Men at Work - Down Under or the Belgian actor Jean-Claude Van Damme, known as the "Muscles from Brussels".