Walani quotes



"You seem chill."

- Walani

This page lists Walani's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Base Game

 * Axe- "I could cut trees with this... But I'd rather not."
 * Luxury Axe- "That's one treasury tool."
 * Shovel- "Ugh, digging..."
 * Regal Shovel- "I'm digging this fancy shovel."
 * Pickaxe- "My back hurts just looking at it."
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "I picked a good one."
 * Razor- "You're not coming near my legs!"
 * Razor (can't shave)- "Nah."
 * Razor (nothing left)- "My work here is done."
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "Woah, slow down. She's awake."
 * Hammer- "Smashing stuff *sounds* like work, but it's pretty fun."
 * Pitchfork- "Looks like some kind of trident."
 * Feather Pencil- "Lightweight. I like it."
 * Brush- "Brushing beefalo hair is so relaxing."
 * Saddle- "That looks comfortable."
 * War Saddle- "A saddle fit for a queen."
 * Glossamer Saddle- "It's like riding a wave only hairier."
 * Saddlehorn- "Oh, that'll help getting the saddle off."
 * Salt Lick- "Salt makes everything taste better. Even salt."
 * Salt Lick (burning)- "
 * Salt Lick (burnt)- "

Shipwrecked

 * Machete- "What a hack job."
 * Luxury Machete- "I can hack in style."

Hamlet

 * Shears- "What am I supposed to do with these?"

Base Game

 * Campfire (upon being built and normal)- "My cozy campfire!"
 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Oh, sweet enemy of darkness."
 * Campfire (high)- "Uhh... I hope this doesn't spread."
 * Fire Pit (high)- "So much bright!"
 * Fire Pit (normal)- "Could be better, could be worse."
 * Campfire (low)- "I think it needs some energy!"
 * Fire Pit (low)- "It's barely doing its job."
 * Campfire (embers)- "I need fuel for my fire!"
 * Fire Pit (embers)- "This fire is tired."
 * Campfire (out)- "Well, that's that."
 * Fire Pit (out)- "It's taking a break."
 * Torch- "Take that, night!"
 * Miner Hat- "Another job I hope to never do."
 * Torch and Miner Hat (out)- "WHERE DID MY LIGHT GO?!"
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Spooky!"
 * Lantern- "It really lightens the mood."

Reign of Giants

 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I'm not really sure how this thing works."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "Uhh... I hope this doesn't spread."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "The fire is doing it's job."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "My cozy campfire!"
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I think it needs some energy!"
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "I need fuel for my fire!"
 * Moggles- "I CAN SEE ALL!"

Shipwrecked

 * Chiminea (all stages)- "Stay safe from the howling winds, precious light!"
 * Bottle Lantern- "This will keep the dark away."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Oh, sweet enemy of darkness."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "So much bright!"
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "This fire keeps on lickin' and tickin'."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "It's barely doing its job."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "This fire is tired."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "It's taking a break."
 * Tar Lamp- "Will this fit on a surfboard?"
 * Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "I taught the fire how to surf."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "That thing's working waaaay too hard."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Don't strain yourself, fire."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "It's okay, fire. You can take a rest if you want."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "It looks totally pooped."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "I guess it needed a rest."

Hamlet

 * Cork Candle Hat- "Sweet. Now my hands are free."
 * Cowl- "Kinda grody."

Base Game

 * Backpack- "To haul my stuff around."
 * Piggyback- "Was it worth it?"
 * Bird Trap- "I can catch myself a birdy buddy with this."
 * Bug Net- "Maybe I could pass an afternoon catching butterflies."
 * Fishing Rod- "Have rod will travel."
 * Straw Roll- "For nap time!"
 * Fur Roll- "For a more comfortable nap time!"
 * Tent- "A cool, dry place to catch some Zzz's."
 * Trap- "Catch me a beach breakfast!"
 * Honey Poultice- "I can patch myself up with this!"
 * Healing Salve- "It helps me live a little."
 * Umbrella- "Keep off, elements!"
 * Compass-
 * N- "North-ish?"
 * S- "South-ish?"
 * E- "East-ish?"
 * W- "West-ish?"
 * NE- "Northeast-ish?"
 * SE- "Southeast-ish?"
 * NW- "Northwest-ish?"
 * SW- "Southwest-ish?"
 * Compass (generic)- "How do I use this thing again?"
 * Bundling Wrap- "That's a wrap!"
 * Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "There's nothing to wrap!"
 * Bundled Supplies- "Huh. Somehow it's less heavy like this."

Reign of Giants

 * Insulated Pack- "Keeps my snacks chill."
 * Luxury Fan- "An artificial ocean breeze."
 * Siesta Lean-to- "I could use a snooze."
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "That would be improper napping form."
 * Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "Sleeping right now seems kinda dangerous."
 * Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Foooooooooooooood..."
 * Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "It's a bit too cavey around here for a siesta."
 * Tent (overheating)- "
 * Tent (burnt)- "Great! Just great..."
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "Rest in peace."
 * Thermal Stone- "It's rock temperature."
 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Refreshing."
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's icy!"
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's a little toasty."
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "It's warm and glowing."
 * Pretty Parasol- "This should keep me almost dry."

Shipwrecked

 * Thatch Pack- "For when my pockets are full."
 * Booty Bag- "Booty in the back."
 * Sea Sack- "Squishy."
 * Tropical Fan- "Sweet relief."
 * Silly Monkey Ball- "What's that little dude? You want me to throw you?"
 * Tropical Parasol- "My own pint sized palm tree."
 * Anti Venom- "This'll make the sickness go away."
 * Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "It's like indoors, but outdoors."

Hamlet

 * Bug B'Gone- "For those bugs that bug me."
 * Bird Whistle- "Here birdy birdy."

Base Game

 * Crock Pot (empty)- "I could cook stuff with that."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "If I watch it it'll never boil."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Food incoming!"
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "I cooked something. Yum!"
 * Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
 * Bee Box- "That box has bees in and around it."
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "Get to work, bees."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "Looks like the bees made me some honey!"
 * Bee Box (full of honey)- "It's overflowing with sweet, sweet honey!"
 * Farm- "Looks like manual labor to me."
 * Farm (growing)- "I hope it's organic."
 * Farm (finished)- "Can I get to the eating part now?"
 * Farm (needs fertilizer)- "That shrub could use some grub."
 * Ice Box- "A constant reminder to keep it cool."
 * Drying Rack- "This rack could use some meat."
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "See you later water."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "That's some good looking jerky."

Reign of Giants

 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "The food might taste a bit burnt."
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "Maybe the bees did some redecorating?"
 * Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "It's toast!"
 * Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Water doesn't make things dry."
 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "Your days of jerkying are over."
 * Bucket-o-poop- "Ground food."

Shipwrecked

 * Mussel Stick- "They glop to it."
 * Mussel Bed- "I should plant it before the poor things dry out."
 * Fish Farm (empty)- "I guess I gotta find fish eggs now. Oof."
 * Fish Farm (growing)- "C'mon fish! I'm an "instant gratification" kind of gal."
 * Fish Farm (one fish)- "Hey lil dude! Welcome to the farm!"
 * Fish Farm (two fish)- "Aw, my fish has buddies!"
 * Fish Farm (three fish)- "It's looking like a real party in there!"
 * Fish Farm (four fish)- "Do I really have to eat them?"

Hamlet

 * Sprinkler- "Does all my watering for me."

Base Game

 * Science Machine- "I wish you were a do-all-the-work-for-me machine."
 * Alchemy Engine- "I still feel like I'm doing most of the work here."
 * Thermal Measurer- "Why put numbers on what you can feel?"
 * Rainometer- "Tells me when to paddle in."
 * Lightning Rod- "It's powered by electricity."
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "It's fully energized!"
 * Gunpowder- "It goes boom."

Reign of Giants

 * Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Ugh, do I have to build you again now?"
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Not much use to me now."
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "Guess you didn't see that coming."
 * Ice Flingomatic (off)- "It's out cold."
 * Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Fling it on!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It needs some juice."
 * Electrical Doodad- "Thingy what does the science!"

Shipwrecked

 * Sea Lab- "In the middle of the ocean and I still have to do stuff!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "Chillin'."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "Super chillin'."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Not so chillin'."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "Little bit of illin'."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "Illin'."
 * Quacken Drill- "This is not a drill! Wait, it totally is."

Hamlet

 * Smelter- "I'll just let that do all the work for me."
 * Oscillating Fan- "A nice breeze."

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomploshrine- "Well, that looks like a lot of busywork."

Base Game

 * Spear- "For stabbing problems."
 * Ham Bat- "I can fight food with food."
 * Boomerang- "They say if you love something, you should let it go."
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! Stop hitting yourself, Walani."
 * Blow Dart- "Do I have to shoot someone with it?"
 * Sleep Dart- "(Sometimes I use it for naps.)"
 * Fire Dart- "A real quick way of lighting a firepit when no one's looking."
 * Football Helmet- "I feel like I could tackle anything."
 * Grass Suit- "Doesn't seem all that sturdy."
 * Log Suit- "I hope the attacker doesn't have an axe."
 * Marble Suit- "That's just overkill."
 * Bee Mine- "It's like a confetti bomb. But bees."
 * Tooth Trap- "Ooh that looks nasty!"

Reign of Giants

 * Scalemail- "This armor is so hot right now."
 * Morning Star- "That's one gnarly-lookin' whacker."
 * Weather Pain- "I'm glad I'm not on the receiving end."

Shipwrecked

 * Poison Spear- "Anybody want a sick day?"
 * Poison Dart- "Not good for party tricks. I learned the hard way."
 * Coconade- "Just holding it makes me feel powerful."
 * Coconade (lit)- "This will make a big splash!"
 * Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "Seems a little aggressive."
 * Cutlass Supreme- "It's been awhile since I held one of these."
 * Horned Helmet- "I hope it doesn't mess up my ponytails."
 * Seashell Suit- "The ocean will protect me!"
 * Limestone Suit- "Seems maybe too study."
 * Cactus Armor- "How will I hug trees in this?"

Hamlet

 * Halberd- "You could poke an eye out on this thing!"
 * Cork Bat- "Pretty lightweight."
 * Weevole Mantle- "Ew. It's all creepy-crawly."
 * Mant Mask- "Sorry bug-dude."
 * Mant Suit- "Nice threads!"
 * Fancy Helmet- "Keeps my noggin safe."
 * Tin Suit- "I feel like a soda can."
 * Blunderbuss- "A bit of overkill."

Base Game

 * Birdcage- "I need to get a birdy buddy."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "I hope my birdy buddy is happy."
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "My birdy buddy must've been sleepy."
 * Pig House- "Where the pigs kick back and relax."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "How do they all fit in there?"
 * Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Turn it back on! PLEASE!"
 * Rabbit Hutch- "A decent enough place to live."
 * Hay Wall (held and placed)- "Better than no wall..."
 * Wood Wall (held and placed)- "Knock on wood this keeps stuff out."
 * Stone Wall (held and placed)- "Seems strong..."
 * Chest- "Treasure!"
 * Sign- "Hang ten!"
 * Potted Fern- "It can no longer grow free."
 * Mini Sign (held)- "I'm getting tired of carrying this around."
 * Mini Sign (empty)- "I could doodle on this."
 * Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "I need to know what to draw first!"
 * Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Nice drawing."
 * Wood Fence (held)- "You mean I gotta build it myself?"
 * Wood Fence- "You can't fence me in, dude."
 * Wood Gate (held)- "I may need a nap after building this."
 * Wood Gate- "The way in and the way out."

Reign of Giants

 * Pig House (burnt)- "Hope they had insurance."
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Aw. The bunnies lost their home."
 * Hay Wall (burnt)- "Not surprising... it was made out of hay..."
 * Wood Wall (burnt)- "It was wood after all..."
 * Chest (burnt)- "Nooooo! Goodbye shiny, shiny treasure..."
 * Scaled Chest- "What did I get?!"
 * Sign (burnt)- "I know the feeling."

Shipwrecked

 * Sand Castle- "I feel like a kid again!"
 * Sand Castle (sand)- "I like it between my toes and nowhere else."
 * Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Bores live in houses? Wild!"
 * Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Gnarly domicile, man..."
 * Limestone Wall (inventory and placed)- "Now THIS is a wall!"
 * Dragoon Den- "Work out? Why bother."
 * Sandbag (held)- "Remind me not to swim while carrying these!"
 * Sandbag- "Heavy lifting..."
 * Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Aloha, world!"
 * Seaworthy (SW world)- "I wonder what this does..."
 * Buoy- "It's just hanging out."
 * Sea Chest- "Now I don't need to swim back to shore for my stuff."
 * Ballphin Palace- "Man, even their houses are cute."
 * Sea Wall (held)- "I still have to like... build it."
 * Sea Wall- "A coral corral. Heh."

Hamlet

 * Cork Barrel (normal and burnt)- "Should keep my stuff all corked up safe."

Base Game

 * Wooden Flooring- "Hardwood. Fancy."
 * Carpeted Flooring- "Make fists with your toes."
 * Checkerboard Flooring-
 * Grass Turf- "Grassy."
 * Rocky Turf- "Rocky."
 * Marsh Turf- "Goopy..."
 * Mud Turf- "Squelchy."
 * Guano Turf- "It's ground."
 * Slimey Turf- "I have a sinking feeling about this."
 * Cave Rock Turf- "Crunchy."
 * Other Turfs- "Keeps me grounded."

Reign of Giants

 * Decidous Turf- "Keeps me grounded."
 * Sandy Turf- "Take the beach to go."

Shipwrecked

 * Jungle Turf- "Gnarled-ly."
 * Meadow Turf- "Nice underfoot."
 * Tidal Marsh Turf- "Marshy."
 * Ashy Turf- "Ashy..."
 * Other Turfs- "Keeps me grounded."

Hamlet

 * Lawn Turf- "Grassy dirt."
 * Cultivated Turf- "Turfy dirt."
 * Flat Stone Turf- "Solid dirt."
 * Stone Road Turf- "Rocky road. Mmmm..."

Base Game

 * Rope- "Good for a lot of boring stuff."
 * Boards- "Not much surf in these boards."
 * Cut Stone- "I don't have to build something, do I?"
 * Papyrus- "Bet this burns good."
 * Purple Gem- "Shiny!"
 * Nightmare Fuel- "The stuff of nightmares."
 * Beeswax- "A lotta work for some wax."
 * Wax Paper- "Can't write on it but I can wrap stuff with it."

Shipwrecked

 * Cloth- "Where did my sticks go? I've been bamboozled!"
 * Limestone- "That's some tough stuff."
 * Empty Bottle- "I could whistle a tune with you."
 * Coral Nubbin- "Heh. 'Nubbin'."

Hamlet

 * Claw Palm Sapling- "That was a lot of work for a little tree."

Base Game

 * Meat Effigy- "You better work."
 * Prestihatitator- "That lever's calling to me."
 * Shadow Manipulator- "Manipulating shadows sounds tough, glad I don't have to."
 * Pan Flute- "Plays hypnotic tunes."
 * Night Light- "Lights the night with 'mares."
 * Night Armor- "Eyuk! It makes my skin crawl."
 * Dark Sword- "Wield the dark."
 * One-man Band- "Let's get this jam sesh rollin'!"
 * Bat Bat- "Maybe I could bat some bats with this."
 * Belt of Hunger- "So efficient!"
 * Chilled Amulet- "I like to put it on when I'm feeling a little too steamed."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "This thing drives me nuts!"
 * Life Giving Amulet- "It makes me feel safe when I'm wearing it."
 * Fire Staff- "It's a hot commodity."
 * Ice Staff- "Too cold to hold."
 * Telelocator Staff- "It shows me things I never knew I could see."
 * Telelocator Focus (full)- "Good to go!"
 * Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "I think it likes purple gems."
 * Telolocator Socket (full)- "Lookin' good!"
 * Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "I think it wants me to jam rocks in it."

Reign of Giants

 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Up in smoke..."
 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Guess I don't get to pull the lever anymore."
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Couldn't you have manipulated yourself into not getting burnt?"
 * Old Bell- "Summons the big stomper."

Shipwrecked

 * Piratihatitator- "It holds many sea-crets."
 * Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Fire always wins."
 * Dripple Pipes- "I'm gonna play some sweet jams on this baby."

Hamlet

 * Hogus Porkusator (normal and burnt)- "Look at that - pigs can fly!"
 * Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Where's that go?"
 * Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "A way out."

Base Game

 * Sewing Kit- "I ain't the sewing kind."
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "Keeps my ears fluffy and warm."
 * Straw Hat- "Keeps my face from getting freckly."
 * Beefalo Hat- "It smells like beefalo."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "Stops the bee kisses."
 * Feather Hat- "I'm at one with my feathered friends."
 * Winter Hat- "It's like a hug for my head."
 * Top Hat- "Not quite my style..."
 * Dapper Vest- "I hope none of my surfer buds see me in this."
 * Breezy Vest- "Let's my skin breath."
 * Puffy Vest- "I could fall asleep in this."
 * Bush Hat- "This makes me feel at one with nature."
 * Garland- "That's a happy looking headpiece!"
 * Walking Cane- "I cane, I saw."

Reign of Giants

 * Cat Cap- "I can feel the spirits of catcoons that made it."
 * Fashion Melon- "Next best thing to a watermelon bikini."
 * Ice Cube- "Keeps my head cold. And wet."
 * Rain Coat- "The surf can't touch me now!"
 * Rain Hat- "High and dry."
 * Summer Frest- "Even sun worshipers need a break."
 * Floral Shirt- "This shirt is so me."
 * Eyebrella- "My third eye will protect me."
 * Hibearnation Vest- "Made of real bearger chest!"

Shipwrecked

 * Brain of Thought- "It's, like, blowing my mind!"
 * Snakeskin Hat- "Raindrops keep falling on my hat."
 * Snakeskin Jacket- "I guess snakes aren't so bad."
 * Blubber Suit- "Gross, but effective."
 * Windbreaker- "The wind slips right around me!"
 * Tar Suit- "This may have been my worst idea. Ever."
 * Particulate Purifier- "Protection from stink."
 * Sleek Hat- "Aerodynamic. Choka."
 * Shark Tooth Crown- "Feels wrong having these on my head..."
 * Dumbrella- "This should keep me at least twice as dry."

Hamlet

 * Gas Mask- "Out with the bad air, in with the good."
 * Pith Hat- "A hard hat!"
 * Thunderhat- "Love the hat."

Shipwrecked

 * Log Raft- "Seriously?"
 * Raft- "Worst. Surfboard. Ever."
 * Row Boat- "Awww, rowing? Ugh."
 * Cargo Boat- "This surfboard sure has a lot of pockets."
 * Armored Boat- "What a clunky looking board."
 * Encrusted Boat- "Whatever floats my boat."
 * Surfboard- "My love for you is deeper than the ocean."
 * Surfboard (launched)- "Surf's up!"
 * The 'Sea Legs'- "I'd still rather board."
 * Boat Repair Kit- "Surfboard maintenance is important!"
 * Thatch Sail- "A blow boater's best friend."
 * Cloth Sail- "I'll flow with the wind."
 * Snakeskin Sail- "Why bother when I have my board?"
 * Feather Lite Sail- "For smooth and swift sailing!"
 * Iron Wind- "Uh... I'll stick to my board, thanks."
 * Boat Torch and Lantern- "Night-surfing. I love it!"
 * Boat Cannon- "Shooting it into the water can make some pretty sweet waves."
 * Quackering Ram- "I prefer to be a pacifist on the pacific."
 * Sea Trap (held and placed)- "Wobster goes in. Dinner comes out."
 * Sea Yard (off)- "Ughhh, I should refill it."
 * Sea Yard (on)- "Does it work on surfboards?"
 * Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "It's running on fumes. Same!"
 * Tar Extractor (off)- "I'm giving Mother Nature a rest."
 * Tar Extractor (on)- "It's doing everything for me. Great!"
 * Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "It's gonna run out of fuel."
 * Trawl Net- "Lootin' and cruisin'"
 * Trawl Net (detached)- "A sack of sea goodies!"
 * Trawl Net (sinking)- "I wonder what it grabbed up..."
 * Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Just a little more trawlin'..."
 * Spyglass- "You can't hide from me, islands!"
 * Super Spyglass- "I can super sea!!"
 * Captain Hat- "If only the boss could see me now."
 * Pirate Hat- "High fashion for the high seas."
 * Lucky Hat- "Nautical."
 * Life Jacket- "Just in case the waves get all gnar'."

Hamlet

 * Cork Bowl Canoe- "I've definitely seen better boats."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Machete- "This blade's as hot as it is cool."
 * Obsidian Axe- "I gotta work to make you work..."
 * Obsidian Spear- "Ready. Aim. Fire-y."
 * Obsidian Armor- "It kinda pokes my butt."
 * Obsidian Coconade- "Beware of the boom!"
 * Howling Conch- "Get those waves cranking!"
 * Sail Stick- "Probably more useful than a regular stick."
 * Volcano Staff- "I'm the volcano's boss now!"

Base Game

 * Thulecite- "It's otherworldly."
 * Thulecite Wall (held and placed)- "Ruins wall. Kinda at odds, no?"
 * Thulecite Wall (damaged)-
 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "I can breathe easy."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Woah! Things are really heating up!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's gaining strength!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I think it's keeping consistent."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "It's leaving…"
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "It's almost over…!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I'm not getting anything."
 * The Lazy Forager- "Finally, jewelry that gets me."
 * Magiluminescence- "People tell me I glow when I wear it!"
 * Construction Amulet- "This necklace is a creative force. I'm feelin' it."
 * The Lazy Explorer- "Ah, this staff was made for me!"
 * Star Caller's Staff- "Isn't starlight bad for the skin?"
 * Deconstruction Staff- "This staff only destroys."
 * Pick/Axe- "I'm picky when it comes to tools."
 * Thulecite Crown- "Fit for a queen."
 * Thulecite Suit- "It's so fancy!"
 * Thulecite Club- "Know a few scallywags I'd like to introduce this to."
 * Houndius Shootius (held)- "It's got my back."
 * Houndius Shootius- "It's looking out for me."

Hamlet

 * Disarming Tools- "Those traps won't get me anymore."
 * Ball Pein Hammer- "Aw... it's a cute little hammer."
 * Gold Pan- "You mean I gotta work for my gold?"
 * Magnifying Glass- "It's amazing what you can find with this."

Hamlet

 * Lamp Post (off)- "Pretty sure that's a lamp."
 * Lamp Post (on)- "Thanks for keeping me safe, light!"
 * Town House- "One of those pigdudes' houses."
 * Town House (burning)- "Aww... Where they gonna sleep now?"
 * The Sterling Trough Deli- "Grub!"
 * Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "I could always pick up a thing or two."
 * Curly Tails Mud Spa- "They got stuff for my bumps and bruises."
 * Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Always ready to veg out."
 * Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "I love that place."
 * 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "
 * The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Magic always makes things easier."
 * The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Whoa. Got some heavy gear in there."
 * The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "I could use a good hat for the beach."
 * Swinesbury Academy- "
 * Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "
 * Swinesbury City Hall- "That's where that big shot pig works."
 * My City Hall- "
 * Slanty Shanty- "
 * Slanty Shanty (owned)- "A place to sleep at night! And during the day."

Flooring.pnging

 * Wood Flooring- "
 * Marble Flooring- "
 * Checkered Flooring- "
 * Slate Flooring- "
 * Sheet Metal Flooring- "

Shelves.pnges

 * Carved Bookshelf- "
 * Basic Bookshelf- "
 * Cinderblock Bookshelf- "
 * Marble Shelf- "
 * Glass Shelf- "
 * Ladder Shelf- "
 * Hutch Shelf- "
 * Industrial Shelf- "
 * Adjustable Shelf- "
 * Windowed Cabinet- "
 * Wall Mounted Shelf- "
 * A-Frame Shelf- "
 * Crates Shelf- "
 * Fridge- "
 * Hook Shelf- "
 * Pipe Shelf- "
 * Hat Tree- "
 * Pallet Shelf- "

Plantholders.pngholders

 * Basic Plantholder- "
 * WIP Plantholder- "
 * Fancy Plantholder- "
 * Bonsai Plantholder- "
 * Dishgarden Plantholder- "
 * Philodendron Plantholder- "
 * Orchid Plantholder- "
 * Draceana Plantholder- "
 * Xerographica Plantholder- "
 * Birdcage Plantholder- "
 * Palm Plantholder- "
 * ZZ Plantholder- "
 * Fernstand Plantholder- "
 * Fern Plantholder- "
 * Terrarium Plantholder- "
 * Plantpet Plantholder- "
 * Traps Plantholder- "
 * Pitcher Plantholder- "
 * Marble Plantholder- "
 * "Character" Tree- "
 * Festive Tree- "

Columns.pngns

 * Planed Wood Column- "
 * Millinery Column- "
 * Round Column- "
 * Lit Marble Column- "

Wall Papers.png Papers

 * Wood Panelling- "
 * Checkered Wall Paper- "
 * Floral Wall Paper- "
 * Sunflower Wall Paper- "
 * Harlequin Wall Paper- "

Ceiling Lights.pngng Lights

 * Wired Bulb- "
 * Metal Shade Lamp- "
 * Chandalier- "
 * Rope Light- "
 * Dual Rope Light- "
 * Blown Glass Bulb- "
 * Cherry Lamp Shade- "
 * Hanging Blooming Lamp- "
 * Hanging Floral Lamp- "
 * Tophat Light- "
 * Derby Light- "

Wall Decorations.png Decorations

 * Photo- "
 * Full Length Mirror- "
 * Embroidery Hoop- "
 * Mosaic- "
 * Wreath- "
 * Axe- "
 * Hunt- "
 * Periodic Table- "
 * Gears Art- "
 * Cape- "
 * No Smoking- "
 * Black Cat- "
 * Tasteful Fish Mounting- "
 * Beefalo Mounting- "

Chairs.pngs

 * Classic Chair- "
 * Corner Chair- "
 * Bench- "
 * Horned Chair- "
 * Footrest- "
 * Lounge Chair- "
 * Massager Chair- "
 * Stuffed Chair- "
 * Rocking Chair- "
 * Ottoman Chair- "
 * Fancy Chaise- "

House Upgrades.png Upgrades

 * Cottage Kit- "
 * Tudor Home Kit- "
 * Gothic Home Kit- "
 * Brick Home Kit- "
 * Turreted Home Kit- "
 * Villa Kit- "
 * Manor Kit- "

Windows.pngws

 * Peaked Curtain Window- "
 * Round Burlap Window- "
 * Peaked Window- "
 * Square Window- "
 * Tall Window- "
 * Large Square Curtain Window- "
 * Tall Curtain Window- "

Rugs.png

 * Eye Rug- "
 * Square Throw Rug- "
 * Oval Rug- "
 * Large Rug- "
 * Fur Throw Rug- "
 * Hedgehog Rug- "
 * Porcupus Rug- "
 * Hoofprint Rug- "
 * Octagon Rug- "
 * Swirl Rug- "
 * Catcoon Rug- "
 * Rubbermat Rug- "
 * Web Rug- "
 * Metal Rug- "
 * Wormhole Rug- "
 * Braid Rug- "
 * Beard Rug- "
 * Nailbed Rug- "
 * Crime Rug- "
 * Soccer Rug- "

Lamps.png

 * Fringe Lamp- "
 * Stainglass Lamp- "
 * Downbridge Lamp- "
 * Dual Embroidered Lamp- "
 * Ceramic Lamp- "
 * Glass Lamp- "
 * Dual Fringes Lamp- "
 * Candelabra Lamp- "
 * Elizabethan Lamp- "
 * Gothic Lamp- "
 * Orb Lamp- "
 * Bellshade Lamp- "
 * Crystals Lamp- "
 * Upturn Lamp- "
 * Dual Upturn Lamp- "
 * Spool Lamp- "
 * Edison Lamp- "
 * Adjustable Lamp- "
 * Right Angle Lamp- "
 * Fancy Lamp- "

Tables.pngs

 * Round Table- "
 * Hard Wood Desk- "
 * DIY Table- "
 * College Table- "
 * Crate Table- "
 * Chess Table- "

Base Game

 * Evergreen- "Reminds me of winter, yuck."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "Looks like the diet version."
 * Spiky Tree- "Me and spikes don't get along."
 * Evergreen (stump)- "Sliced and diced."
 * Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Cut down in its prime."
 * Spiky Tree (stump)- "Not so spiky now."
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "That's not cool."
 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "I've never seen such a spiky fire."
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "I know the feeling."
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Still spiky."
 * Evergreen (sapling)- "
 * Log- "There's a board in there."
 * Log (burning)- "Waste of a good board."
 * Charcoal- "The remains of something burnt."
 * Pine Cone- "It's a tree baby."
 * Marble Tree- "Super weird."
 * Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "There's a board in there just begging to get free."
 * Living Log- "It looks bummed."
 * Sapling- "Board material?"
 * Sapling (picked)- "Looks noodled."
 * Sapling (burning)- "Not much to burn."
 * Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "Planting this sounds like hard work."
 * Twigs- "Very useful."
 * Grass Tuft- "For all your grassy needs."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "It will be back."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs help to grow."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "That won't last."
 * Cut Grass- "It makes a swishing sound when I walk."
 * Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Awesome! That bush has berries!"
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "It's kinda just a regular bush now."
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "The life's been sucked out of it."
 * Reeds- "More grass. Righteous."
 * Reeds (picked)- "Catch you on the flip flop."
 * Reeds (burning)- "Whoa. Heavy."
 * Cut Reeds- "It was hard work cutting those. Nap time!"
 * Plant- "Farming is so hard!"
 * Plant (growing)- "It's still just a child."
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Can I get to the eating part now?"
 * Marsh Plant- "Planty."
 * Spiky Bush- "I don't need spikes."
 * Spiky Bush (after picking)- "Yeoch!"
 * Spiky Bush (burning)- "The spikes are burning. Good."
 * Flower- "I'm very picky when it comes to these."
 * Petals- "Flowers totally get me."
 * Evil Flower- "Flowers shouldn't be that scary."
 * Dark Petals- "These smell like bad karma."
 * Red and Blue Mushroom- "It's a mushroom."
 * Red and Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's taking a nap."
 * Red and Blue Mushroom (picked)- "I wonder if it'll come back?"
 * Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's sleeping."
 * Green Mushroom- "Funky fungi."
 * Green Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it's thirsty."

Reign of Giants

 * Birchnut Tree- "It comes in so many colors!"
 * Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Thanks for the logs. Sorry about, like, your body."
 * Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Senseless."
 * Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Saying sorry won't bring it back."
 * Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "
 * Sapling (withered)- "Looks like I feel."
 * Grass Tuft (withered)- "It looks tired."
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "That bush isn't looking very good."
 * Plant (withered)- "Something made it all... gross."
 * Birchnut- "Come on out, nature!"
 * Cactus- "It's fine if you just leave it alone."
 * Cactus (after picking)- "Ouch! I got prickled."
 * Cactus (picked)- "
 * Tumbleweed- "It's on a journey called life."

Shipwrecked

 * Bamboo Patch (normal and burning)- "I guess I could cut that down."
 * Jungle Tree- "It's like nature's canopy."
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den (normal and burning)- "Looks a little tangled."
 * Bamboo Patch (stump & withered)- "Hurry up and grow already!"
 * Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (stump)- "Sliced and diced."
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "Those vines are mine."
 * Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burning)- "That's not cool."
 * Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "I think it's dead."
 * Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burnt)- "I know the feeling."
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "Not much use to anyone now."
 * Bamboo Root- "Planting this sounds like hard work."
 * Viney Bush Root- "Do I really have to replant it?"
 * Jungle Tree (sapling)- "A tree yee shall be."
 * Jungle Tree Seed- "I could plant a tree with thee."
 * Bamboo- "This looks pretty float-atious."
 * Vine- "Good for lashing stuff down."
 * Grass (water)- "This grass is well hydrated!"
 * Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "That is an impressive piece of coral."
 * Seaweed (planted and picked)- "Gets caught on my board."
 * Mangrove (normal, burning, and stump)- "This tree really likes water."
 * Mangrove (burnt)- "How?"
 * Palm Tree- "Cool hair, tree."
 * Palm Tree (sapling)- "Hey little tree dude."
 * Palm Leaf- "Would make a cute skirt."
 * Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "That tree would make a great board."
 * Tidal Plant- "Tropical planty."

Hamlet

 * Claw Palm Tree- "Kinda pretty in an ugly sorta way."
 * Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
 * Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
 * Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
 * Cork- "Bet this'll float."
 * Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
 * Rainforest Tree- "You're a beauty!"
 * Rainforest Tree (burning)- "
 * Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "
 * Rainforest Tree (stump)- "
 * Cocooned Tree- "Hang then, little spider monkey things."
 * Jungle Burr- "There's a plant in you, I just know it!"
 * Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
 * Tea Tree- "Hey little tree!"
 * Tea Tree (burning)- "
 * Tea Tree (burnt)- "
 * Tea Tree (stump)- "
 * Seed Pod- "
 * Tea Tree Sapling- "
 * Tuber Tree- "Totally tubular."
 * Blooming Tuber Tree- "
 * Tall Grass- "It's too much work to pick it with my hands."
 * Tall Grass (cut)- "
 * Exotic Flower- "I love these."
 * Aloe (planted)- "
 * Asparagus (planted)- "
 * Radish (planted)- "
 * Nettle Vine- "Whew! That's a strong smell."
 * Nettle Vine (picked)- "
 * Nettle Plant (held)- "Planting this sounds like hard work."
 * Bramble- "Yeouch. I'm staying away from those."
 * Hanging Vine- "
 * Great Leafy Stalk- "
 * Lotus Plant- "
 * Lotus Plant (picked)- "
 * Lily Pad- "Looks like a waterbed to me."
 * Hedge- "Nice hedge!"
 * Hedge (untrimmed)- "
 * Magic Flower- "Whoa! It's all sparkly."
 * Weathered Branch- "Just a branch."
 * Weathered Shrub- "Must've taken a lot of work to make this."
 * Weathered Stick- "Hey stick!"
 * Weathered Tree- "How'd that get here?"
 * Weathered Trunk- "Harsh."

Base Game

 * Beehive- "The bees must sleep in there."
 * Killer Bee Hive- "The worst kind of hive!"
 * Honeycomb- "It's sweet and full of bee babies."
 * Hound Mound- "I think there are some angry pups lurking nearby."
 * Bones- "It's a bunch of bones. How comforting."
 * Touch Stone- "Hope I never need you, weird wood dude..."
 * Obelisk (sane, up)- "Go off!"
 * Obelisk (sane, down)- "That's one dark tower."
 * Obelisk (insane, up)- "Ouch. My thoughts are hurting."
 * Obelisk (insane, down)- "See ya."
 * Harp Statue- "No shoes, no... head... no service!"
 * Marble Pillar- "What was it meant to hold up?"
 * Marble- "Pretty fancy material."
 * Rundown House- "I could have sworn this was an outhouse."
 * Merm Head- "As if the pigs didn't smell bad enough."
 * Pig Head- "Tough break, dude."
 * Pig Torch- "It's kind of cute."
 * Basalt- "The strong, silent type."
 * Boulder- "I like you much better on land."
 * Rocks- "Not flat. Won't skip."
 * Flint- "This rock doesn't roll."
 * Nitre- "Not just any old dumb rock."
 * Gold Nugget- "It's shiny and useful!"
 * Grave- "Seems rude to mess with it."
 * Grave (dug)- "Thanks for the loot, dude."
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Well, would you look at that. A pile of dirt."
 * Animal Track- "Friends are near!"
 * Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Ugh, it got away."
 * Animal Track (found)- "I hear rustling nearby."
 * Wooden Thing- "Get your weird face out of here, dude!"
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "It'd take a lot of effort to put this back together."
 * Wooden Thing (locked)- "It still won't let me through."
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "Do I really want to go through that?"
 * Ring Thing- "I think I should hold on to it."
 * Crank Thing- "You wanna come with me, huh?"
 * Box Thing- "This looks important."
 * Metal Potato Thing- "Heh heh."
 * Worm Hole- "Is that it's front end, or back?"
 * Worm Hole (open)- "Well, I see no reason not to jump in."
 * Worm Hole (exited)- "...where am I?"
 * Pond- "Perfect spot to sit back and enjoy the scenery."
 * Skeleton- "Surfing in the beyond..."
 * Spider Den- "They don't like trespassers."
 * Spider Eggs- "Start a spider farm."
 * Rabbit Hole- "It's rabbit-shaped."
 * Walrus Camp- "Sweet digs."
 * Walrus Camp (empty)- "No one home."
 * Sunken Boat (occupied and empty)- "Surfboards don't sink!"
 * Flotsam- "Maybe I can fish it out."

Reign of Giants

 * Ice- "It knows how to chill."
 * Mini Glacier- "At least someone around here knows how to chill!"
 * Mini Glacier (melted)- "I didn't bring my puddle stompin' boots!"
 * Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "The water washed the tracks away..."
 * Burrow- "Nice hole, mole."
 * Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "I guess they needed Me Time."
 * Rundown House (burnt)- "This house has char-acter."
 * Merm Head (burnt)- "I like it better burnt."
 * Pig Head (burnt)- "Wasn't it bad enough already?"
 * Hollow Stump- "Looks like a nice place to crash."
 * Hollow Stump (empty)- "Anyone there?"
 * Glommer's Statue- "Woah, far out."
 * Glommer's Statue (mined)- "All messed up now."
 * Skeleton (self)- "Surfing the beyond..."
 * Sunken Boat (burnt)- "An admirer of the sea, burned to ash. What injustice!"

Shipwrecked

 * Crabbit Den (normal and collapsed)- "A beachfront home. Nice."
 * Fishermerm's Hut- "Where the workers take five."
 * Merm Hut- "I could have sworn this was an outhouse."
 * Merm Hut (burnt)- "This house has char-acter."
 * Shoal- "Looks like a good place to get lunch."
 * Wobster Den- "I can wait as long as it takes."
 * Coral Reef- "What a pretty coral reef."
 * Coral- "I need a fish tank to put this in!"
 * Coral Larva- "Look at this lil slime dude! How are you, slime dude?"
 * Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "Just look at all these Barneys."
 * Limpet Rock (picked)- "Nothing to eat here."
 * Magma Pile- "It's warm to the touch."
 * Magma Pile (gold)- "Normally I hate gold diggers."
 * Krissure- "It's got a hot temper."
 * Steamer Trunk- "This trunk is a little steamy."
 * Sandy Pile- "If this was bigger I could sand board."
 * Sand- "I like it between my toes and nowhere else."
 * Sharkitten Den- "There are kitties jammin' inside."
 * Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "Just sand?"
 * Volcano- "Mount gnarly!"
 * Dragoon Egg- "I licked one once. It burned my tongue."
 * Suspicious Bubbles- "Something's down there..."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "It must've dove deeper."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail, Monsoon Season)- "The waters are way too rough."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "Whale, whale, whale!"
 * Tar Slick- "Aww, the tar's seeping right into the ocean water."
 * Tar- "Why did I want this again?"
 * Tar Trap- "Sticky and environmentally unfriendly!"
 * Tidal Pool- "Wonder how deep it goes..."
 * Lava Pool- "It's like a gooey campfire!"
 * Mussels- "There's food hanging out down there."
 * Mussels (with stick)- "That's it mussels, do some pull ups."
 * Slot Machine- "Should I push my luck?"
 * Electric Isosceles- "Take me to a new surf spot!"
 * Octo Chest- "Booty-ya!"
 * Debris- "Boat chunks..."
 * Crate- "Wonder what's inside."
 * Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "That's what happens when you lose your head."
 * Seashell- "A gift from the sea."
 * Poisonous Hole- "Gag!"
 * Gunpowder Barrel- "Hmm, was I in charge of keeping these stowed?"
 * X Marks the Spot- "Hope this is worth the work."
 * Rawling- "This dude cracks me up!"
 * Watery Grave- "That wound's a little too fresh."
 * Wreck- "Probably won't be sailing on that anytime soon."
 * Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "I sense its power..."
 * Grassy Thing- "I hope this isn't a broom 'cause I hate sweeping."
 * Screw Thing- "That thing attaches to the other thing?"
 * Wooden Potato Thing- "Tubular..."
 * Ring Thing- "Doesn't look suited for hula-hooping..."

Hamlet

 * Stone Slab- "What's under here?"
 * Stone Slab (flipped)- "
 * Dung Pile- "Mushburger."
 * Dung Ball- "Should've leashed it."
 * Thundernest- "It's that owl-dude's home."
 * Iron Hulk (head, inactive)- "There's no shoulders for this head."
 * Iron Hulk (head, active)- "
 * Iron Hulk (hand, inactive)- "Yeesh. Don't wanna high five that."
 * Iron Hulk (hand, active)- "
 * Iron Hulk (ribs, inactive)- "Just stay asleep little guy."
 * Iron Hulk (ribs, active)- "
 * Iron Hulk (foot, inactive)- "I think I had a pair of boots like that."
 * Iron Hulk (foot, active)- "
 * Iron Ore- "This has gotta be good for something."
 * Sparkling Pool- "There's sparkly things down there!"
 * Gold Dust- "Fairy dust!"
 * Gnat Mound- "Like an apartment building for bugs."
 * Quarry Lodgings- "They work too hard in there."
 * Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "That's some inferno."
 * Farm House- "Farm life ain't for me."
 * Farm House (burning)- "That happened fast!"
 * Lawn Decoration- "Looks heavy."
 * Secret Bandit Camp- "I found it!"
 * Cave Cleft- "I don't get good vibes from that place."
 * Ruinous Entrance- "
 * Mant Hill- "I bet it took a ton of work to dig that."
 * Crumbling Brazier- "
 * Crumbling Visage- "
 * Ancient Wall- "
 * Fountain of Youth- "I could be this young forever!"
 * Fountain of Youth (dry)- "
 * Ominous Carving- "
 * Teetering Pillar- "
 * Petrified Egg (1)- "
 * Petrified Egg (2)- "
 * Petrified Egg (3)- "
 * Rusty Lamp- "Huh. Doesn't evenn work."
 * Weathered House- "Maybe I could move in."

Base Game

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "How much effort will it take to get down there?"
 * Sinkhole- "I've always wanted to try spulunking."
 * Rope to Surface- "
 * Red Mushtree- "Medium mushness."
 * Green Mushtree- "Grow tree! Mush! Mush!"
 * Blue Mushtree- "That's a whole lot of mushtree!"
 * Light Flower- "I want a whole wreath of them!"
 * Light Bulb- "Naturally bright. Just like me!"
 * Stalagmite (normal and pointy)- "A pretty cool rock."
 * Stalagmite (pointy, low)- "This rock seems uncool."
 * Spilagmite- "It's a hole. Full of SPIDERS."
 * Slurtle Mound- "The snail things come out of there."
 * Splumonkey Pod- "Neat abode, guys."
 * Fern- "Nature finds a way, even here."
 * Foliage- "It's all natural."
 * Cave Banana Tree (normal, burning, and burnt)- "That's not a real banana!"

Hamlet

 * Spooky Hole- "Looks pretty creepy."
 * Unimportant Rock Pillar- "

Base Game

 * Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "
 * Ruins Sinkhole- "
 * Ancient Statue- "How depressing."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Maybe it still works?"
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "This is giving me major jeepers."
 * Algae- "It makes me miss the sea."
 * Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "Lots of potential here!"
 * Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "I hope someone makes something out of that."
 * Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Look at all those parts."
 * Relic- "Where's the ancient bed?"
 * Relic (broken)- "I'm not cleaning that up."
 * Thulecite Fragments- "Weird."
 * Cave Lichen- "This moss makes me sad."
 * Ornate Chest- "Maybe I'll get something nice?"
 * Ornate Chest (triggered trap)- "
 * Large Ornate Chest- "Whatcha got for me, magic chest?"
 * Nightmare Light- "I don't care how weird it is, as long as it keeps darkness away."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Workbench- "For playing with fire."
 * Coffee Plant- "Java!"
 * Coffee Plant (picked)- "Hurry up and grow back!"
 * Coffee Plant (barren)- "Nooo, I need my java!"
 * Coffee Plant (withered)- "If it grew on the volcano..."
 * Elephant Cactus- "Looking sharp!"
 * Prickly Elephant Cactus- "Ouch!"
 * Elephant Cactus Stump- "It's taking a nap."
 * Coffee Plant and Elephant Cactus (held)- "Planting this sounds like hard work."
 * Cactus Spike- "I don't get the point."
 * Obsidian Boulder- "Too much work to get you open..."
 * Obsidian- "Ouch, you're hot!"
 * Charcoal Boulder- "Burnt, but good!"
 * Burnt Ash Tree- "Rubs off on my hands."
 * Dragoon Saliva- "My brother used to do the same thing."
 * Woodlegs' Cage- "Whoever invented cages had a cruel heart."
 * Woodlegs (free)- "
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "The volcano asks its price..."
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "Ready to receive..."
 * Volcano (exit)- "

Hamlet

 * A Smashing Pot- "Looks breakable."
 * Dart Trap- "
 * Nasty Spear Trap- "
 * Busted Spear Trap- "
 * Tempting Idol- "
 * Unimportant Pillar- "A good sturdy beam."
 * Vines- "
 * Wall Brazier- "
 * Wishing Well- "What's the harm in wishing?"

Hamlet

 * Antcomb Home- "Looks like a home for the bug-dudes."
 * Honey Chest- "
 * Lamp- "Sweet light!"
 * Mant Warrior Egg- "
 * Stalacmite Throne- "

Hamlet

 * Royal Gallery Exhibit- ""Ooh. Looks expensive.""

Base Game

 * Clockwork Knight- "He looks like he could use a nap."
 * Clockwork Bishop- "Don't get any bright ideas."
 * Clockwork Rook- "Check, mate!"
 * Damaged Knight- "He should go to sleep... and not wake up."
 * Damaged Bishop- "This is why I don't play board games!"
 * Damaged Rook- "Is that thing real?!"
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Who's there?! Leave me alone!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "ACHK! I SAID GO AWAY!"
 * Hound- "This dog is a real drag!"
 * Red Hound- "This one seems angrier somehow."
 * Blue Hound- "What a chilly pup."
 * Hound's Tooth- "Highlights the importance of regular dental checkups."
 * Spider- "Crawly creep."
 * Spider Warrior- "Back off, you're germy!"
 * Spider (sleeping)- "Aww, it's so peaceful and disgusting."
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Hope you're having a nightmare."
 * Spider (dead)- "I wonder if it will rain now?"
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Now I can rest in peace."
 * Spider Gland- "Why does health food taste so bad?"
 * Silk- "Spider gunk..."
 * Krampus- "Stealing isn't cool!"
 * Krampus Sack- "A bag of stolen goods."
 * Merm- "It should really go for a swim."
 * Frog- "Keep your tongue to yourself, bucko."
 * Frog (sleeping)- "Sweet dreams."
 * Frog (dead)- "It was too good for this world."
 * Tentacle- "Hands off, bucko!"
 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pretty flimsy. I can't see it doing much damage."
 * Tentacle Spots- "These might help me out of a tight spot."
 * Big Tentacle- "This has no right to exist."
 * Baby Tentacle- "Much too slimy!"
 * Guardian Pig- "Take it easy, big guy."
 * Werepig- "Haha! What even is that?"
 * Ghost- "You deserve a rest."
 * MacTusk- "Hey grey belly! How's life treatin' ya?"
 * Wee MacTusk- "How ya doin', tiny?"
 * Walrus Tusk- "That's a pretty impressive tooth."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "This plaid ain't bad."
 * Mosquito- "Filthy bloodsucker!"
 * Mosquito (held)- "Don't think this means we're friends."
 * Mosquito Sack- "Makes an okay pillow if you plug your nose."
 * Nearby Mosquitoes- "
 * Cave Spider- "I see you over there!"
 * Spitter- "No thank you!"
 * Batilisk- "Go flap somewhere else!"
 * Meat Bulb- "It's so attractive."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "Get meat, the easy way."
 * Eyeplant- "Made you look!"
 * Slurper- "It's a little gross, but who am I to judge?"
 * Slurper Pelt- "Maybe it doubles as a blanket."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "How rude of you to drop in!"
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "That dude can pull off some sweet aerials."
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "Nothing to see here."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Something's taking a dirt nap."
 * Ewecus- "Hey there, little guy!"
 * Steel Wool- "It's too hard to make a sweater out of."

Reign of Giants

 * Varg- "What's your deal, man?"
 * Poison Birchnut Tree- "I said I was sorry!"
 * Poison Birchnut Tree (stump)- "
 * Birchnutter- "Chillax, little dude."

Shipwrecked

 * Crocodog- "It's cute, from a safe distance."
 * Yellow Crocodog- "I respect its right to exist, but... not so nearby!"
 * Blue Crocodog- "What's the crocodeal, dude?!"
 * Floaty Boaty Knight- "What a horrible knight to have a curse."
 * Flup (normal and in ground)- "It's rude to stare, dude!"
 * Eyeshot- "It makes a wet squelch when it hits stuff."
 * Pirate Ghost- "Aw. He could've had an eternal nap, but he came back."
 * Poison Mosquito (normal and held)- "Get lost!"
 * Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Ewwww."
 * Snake- "I hope you can't swim."
 * Poison Snake- "That guy has a sick bite!"
 * Snakeskin- "I could make a scaly bikini out of this!"
 * Spider Warrior (venomous)- "Back off, you're germy!"
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "Hope you're having a nightmare."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "Now I can rest in peace."
 * Sea Hound- "Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!"
 * Stink Ray- "I thought shark farts were bad..."
 * Swordfish- "I've resolved to be more of a lover than a fighter."
 * White Whale- "Do ye spout black blood and roll fin out?"
 * White Whale Carcass- "Vengeance is mine."
 * Dragoon- "Woah, tone it down, my guy."

Hamlet

 * Ancient Spirit- "I don't want no trouble."
 * Giant Grub- "
 * Gnat Swarm- "Ick! Stay away!"
 * Hanging Vine- "That seems dangerous."
 * Mant Warrior- "
 * Masked Pig- "He's tryin' to steal my stuff! Not cool."
 * Swashy Hat- "I look a little too shady in this."
 * Bandit Stash Map- "It's where that dude put all the stuff he stole."
 * Poison Dartfrog- "Killer colors, froggy-dude."
 * Rabid Beetle- "Dude, you need to chill!"
 * Scorpion- "Please stop existing so close to me."
 * Snaptooth Seedling- "Find something else to eat, please."
 * Snaptooth Flytrap- "I don't feel like being eaten right now."
 * Spider Monkey- "Get out of here, grom!"
 * Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "
 * Spider Monkey (dead)- "
 * Vampire Bat- "Don't get aggro on me now."
 * Pig Skin?- "Weird. It's pig skin from a bat."
 * Viper- "Leave me alone!"
 * Weevole- "Annoying little guys."
 * Weevole Carapace- "Ew. Bug skin."

Base Game

 * Beefalo- "I love these things!"
 * Beefalo (follower)- "Aww, he loves me!"
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "Blissfully unaware of the terrors of night."
 * Beefalo (naked)- "Beautiful beach bod, bud."
 * Beefalo (domesticated)- "
 * Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "
 * Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "
 * Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "
 * Beefalo Wool- "It looks more like hair to me."
 * Beefalo Horn- "It's a big animal horn."
 * Baby Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "Growing up is a trap... don't do it!"
 * Nearby Bees- "Relax your thorax!"
 * Bee- "Well bzz bzz to you too!"
 * Killer Bee- "It's badly BEEhaved."
 * Bee (held)- "Don't worry. I'll keep you safe."
 * Killer Bee (held)- "This bee needs to relax."
 * Stinger- "Glad I don't have to pick this out of my skin."
 * Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Lookin' fine, swine."
 * Pig (follower)- "Let's hit the waves!"
 * Pig (dead)- "Bad luck, dude."
 * Pig Skin- "Kinda gross when you think about it."
 * Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Do you give good hugs?"
 * Bunny Puff- "Fluffy!"
 * Koalefant- "Hang ten, big guy."
 * Winter Koalefant- "Hang ten, big snowy guy."
 * Pengull- "Hey little dude."
 * Rock Lobster- "No need to fight!"
 * Snurtle and Slurtle- "It tastes with its feet. Gross."
 * Slurtle Slime- "It's hard to hold on to."
 * Broken Shell- "Holding on to these doesn't even seem worth it."
 * Shelmet- "I'm a little embarrassed to wear it in public."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "Protection from nature, by nature."
 * Splumonkey- "You think he can surf?"

Reign of Giants

 * Buzzard- "Not dead yet, friend!"
 * Catcoon- "It's very independent and loves garbage. Me too!"
 * Cat Tail- "This would make a stylish hat."
 * Volt Goat- "Do you think it would let me snuggle it?"
 * Volt Goat (charged)- "Majestic!"
 * Volt Goat Horn- "I feel a little bad about the dead goat."

Shipwrecked

 * Blue Whale- "What's got ya down, fella?"
 * Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "You don't have to be sad anymore..."
 * Bottlenose Ballphin- "My surfing buddies!"
 * Dorsal Fin- "I thought I was the only one around here who'd fallen to pieces."
 * Jellyfish- "I hate these things."
 * Jellyfish (held)- "Don't step on one in bare feet!!"
 * Water Beefalo (normal, follower, and sleeping)- "You smell like wet hair."
 * Horn- "I'm glad it's not attached to anything."
 * Prime Ape- "This guy's a major beach leech."
 * Wildbore- "I'm not wild about it."

Hamlet

 * Elder Mandrake- "Hey there, noisy dude!"
 * Hippopotamoose- "You look large and in charge."
 * Hippopotamoose Antler- "Woah. It's a big one!"
 * Mant- "Hey, bug-dude!"
 * Mant (sleeping)- "
 * Mant (dead)- "
 * Platapine- "Hey little barbed dude."
 * Platapine Quill- "Yeouch. Looks sharp!"
 * Pog- "Hey little dude, wanna hang?"
 * Royal Guard- "Oohhh. Looking tough."

Base Game

 * Butterfly- "What a pretty pattern!"
 * Butterfly (held)- "You're my pretty pocket pal."
 * Crow- "Akaw!"
 * Crow (held)- "Are we best friends now?"
 * Redbird- "A song given wing."
 * Redbird (held)- "How are you doing, little guy?"
 * Snowbird- "You have a lovely voice!"
 * Snowbird (held)- "You're not too squished, are you?"
 * Jet Feather- "A real softy."
 * Crimson Feather- "I'm tickled by the color of this."
 * Azure Feather- "I would love a necklace made of these."
 * Gobbler- "He's a doofy little guy."
 * Eye Bone- "I get the feeling I'm being watched."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "
 * Eye Bone (ashes)- "
 * Chester- "The best kind of friend- one who works for free."
 * Rabbit and Beardling- "Look at its little ears!"
 * Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "No need to be scared."
 * Fireflies- "My kind of insects."
 * Fireflies (held)- "My glowy little pocket pals."
 * Mandrake (planted)- "A mystical plant."
 * Mandrake (follower)- "Get lost!"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "I was rooting for it."
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Poor little guy."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Woah. What happened?"

Reign of Giants

 * Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "Looks like a friend."
 * Glommer's Flower- "Wouldn't it look great in my hair?"
 * Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Poor lil' thing."
 * Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Huh. I guess it didn't like traveling?"
 * Glommer's Wings- "Sigh. Fly no more, friend."
 * Glommer's Goop- "I'll make sure it goes to good use."
 * Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Who's down there?"
 * Moleworm (aboveground)- "Welcome to the surface!"
 * Moleworm (held)- "Are you comfy in there, buddy?"

Shipwrecked

 * Bioluminescence- "Pretty glowy goop!"
 * Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "If I was on my surfboard I could catch you."
 * Shifting Sands- "He's taking a break from running."
 * Dogfish- "Bring me my slippers."
 * Sharkitten- "For my worst nightmare, you're pretty cute."
 * Fishbone (normal and Packim dead)- "I'll hold onto this."
 * Fishbone (ashes)- "I must've missed the party."
 * Packim Baggims- "You got a big mouth, fella."
 * Rainbow Jellyfish- "Lookin' good, lil dude!"
 * Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "Hey there, little buddy."
 * Parrot (normal and held)- "Will you ever stop squawking?"
 * Parrot Pirate (normal and held)- "He's a squawkbuckler."
 * Seagull (normal and held)- "Poop hawk!"
 * Seagull (normal and held, in water)- "Eww, it's nethers are touching my waves..."
 * Toucan (normal and held)- "You could catch waves with a nose like that!"
 * Cormorant (normal and held)- "Hang ten, stinky sea dude!"
 * Doydoy (normal and held)- "Well hey there little guy."
 * Doydoy Nest- "Looks like a great place to nap. For a doydoy."
 * Doydoy Feather- "It's soft to the touch."
 * Doydoy Egg- "Could be a doydoy. Or could be dinner."
 * Hatching Doydoy Egg- "I didn't touch it, I swear."
 * Fried Doydoy Egg- "You can taste the endangerment."
 * Baby Doydoy (normal and held)- "Aw! You look like you want a cuddle!"
 * Teen Doydoy- "
 * Teen Doydoy (held)- "
 * Wobster- "Yummy sea bug."
 * Fishermerm- "You don't mind working for a living."

Hamlet

 * Banker- "But can money buy you naps, banker man?"
 * Banker (sleeping)- "
 * Banker (dead)- "
 * Beautician- "You look great, dude!"
 * Beautician (sleeping)- "
 * Beautician (dead)- "
 * Collector- "Whoa, you got some cool stuff in here."
 * Collector (sleeping)- "
 * Collector (dead)- "
 * Erudite- "You sell magic stuff, right?"
 * Erudite (sleeping)- "
 * Erudite (dead)- "
 * Farmer- "How are you, farmer-pig-dude?"
 * Farmer (sleeping)- "
 * Farmer (dead)- "
 * Florist- "I always wanted to grow flowers."
 * Florist (sleeping)- "
 * Florist (dead)- "
 * Hatmaker- "Cool hats!"
 * Hatmaker (sleeping)- "
 * Hatmaker (dead)- "
 * Hunter- "Harsh. You got alot of weapons in here."
 * Hunter (sleeping)- "
 * Hunter (dead)- "
 * Mayor Truffleston- "I'm not much of an establishment gal."
 * Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "
 * Mayor Truffleston (dead)- "
 * Miner- "You work too hard."
 * Miner (sleeping)- "
 * Miner (dead)- "
 * Professor- "Whoa, dude. You are old."
 * Professor (sleeping)- "
 * Professor (dead)- "
 * Pig Queen- "Afternoon, queenie."
 * Pig Queen (sleeping)- "
 * Pig Queen (dead)- "
 * Shopkeep- "Anything good today?"
 * Shopkeep (sleeping)- "
 * Shopkeep (dead)- "
 * Usher- "
 * Usher (sleeping)- "
 * Usher (dead)- "
 * Worker- "Hey, you any good at waxing a board?"
 * Worker (sleeping)- "
 * Worker (dead)- "
 * Kingfisher- "Gnarly beak, dude."
 * Kingfisher (held)- "
 * Parrot- "Beautiful plumage, parrot-dude!"
 * Parrot (held)- "
 * Pigeon- "They're sort of cute."
 * Pigeon (held)- "
 * Dung Beetle- "It's a grade-A dung surfer."
 * Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "
 * Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "
 * Dung Beetle (dead)- "
 * Glowfly- "I could lay down and watch them all day."
 * Pangolden- "
 * Peagawk- "Beautiful eyes, dude!"
 * Peagawk (hiding)- "
 * Peagawk (sleeping)- "
 * Peagawk (dead)- "
 * Peagawk Plume- "Nature makes such pretty things."
 * Peep Hen- "
 * Piko- "It's a little buddy!"
 * Orange Piko- "Oh, I get it."
 * Thunderbird- "Yeesh. Take it easy owl-dude."
 * Thunder Feather- "Pretty feather."

Base Game

 * Tallbird- "I'm glad it can't fly."
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Bunch of future pecky jerks."
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The eggs have flown the coop."
 * Tallbird Egg- "There's a little dude relaxin' inside."
 * Fried Tallbird Egg- "Now if I could only get giant toast."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Raw..."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Sorry, lil guy."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Hope it doesn't hard boil."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Gelatinous..."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "It's growing..."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "C'mon squirt."
 * Smallbird (normal and sleeping)- "Eye see you."
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Hope your stomach is as big as your eye."
 * Smallbird (starving)- "Blink twice if you're hungry."
 * Smallish Tallbird (normal and sleeping)- "It's got a ton of acne under those feathers. Haha, gross."
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "They're always hungry!"
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "You've eaten me out of base and camp!"
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Hey! Stop that!"

Base Game

 * Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "Step off, grey belly!"
 * Spider Queen- "I don't bow to royalty."
 * Spiderhat- "Ha! I'm your boss now, spiders!"
 * Deerclops- "Yikes! We're in the impact zone now!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Aw. Kind of reminds me of the boss."
 * Ancient Guardian- "Holy horns."
 * Guardian's Horn- "It was an ordeal to get this."

Reign of Giants

 * Bearger- "Maybe I should keep my distance."
 * Thick Fur- "Now I can hibernate in comfort."
 * Moose/Goose- "You're a big one, huh!?"
 * Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "It will one day hatch into a moo... a goo... a thing."
 * Mosling- "Don't you just want to pick it up and squeeze it?"
 * Down Feather- "It's soft but... a bit grimy."
 * Dragonfly- "I'd never have to put up with this on the open ocean!"
 * Scales- "I need a suit of these, immediately."
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "Looks spicy."
 * Lava Spit (cool)- "All dried up."

Shipwrecked

 * Palm Treeguard- "Wanna be a board?"
 * Quacken- "Surf's up!"
 * Quacken Tentacle- "It's much too floppy!"
 * Chest of the Depths- "Treasure awaits me!"
 * Quacken Beak- "He was probably a bit peckish when he died."
 * Sealnado- "This thing needs to relax!"
 * Sealnado (failed attack)- "
 * Sealnado (seal form)- "I just wanna squish its face into my face."
 * Turbine Blades- "Twirly!"
 * Magic Seal- "Why would anyone need this much power?"
 * Tiger Shark- "I'll never complain about regular sharks again!"
 * Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Nasty."
 * Shark Gills- "It won't be needing these."

Hamlet

 * Pugalisk- "Calm down, dude!"
 * Snake Bone- "Sorry, little snake dude."
 * Petrifying Bones- "Yeesh. Nasty."
 * Pugalisk Skull- "He deserved it."
 * Queen Womant- "Yeesh. She really needs to chill-out."
 * Royal Crown- "This seems like way too much responsibility."
 * Ancient Herald- "That dude looks scary."
 * Dark Tatters- "It's got a weird vibe to it."

Base Game

 * Maxwell- "He seems like kind of a jerk."
 * Pig King- "Am I supposed to curtsy or something?"
 * Wes (trapped)- "You probably want me to like, free you or something, huh."
 * Abigail- "Hang ten, ectobuddy."

Reign of Giants

 * Bigfoot- "Just look at that goofy footed weirdo!"

Shipwrecked

 * Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Welcome aboard, bud!"
 * Yaarctopus- "You seem chill."

Hamlet

 * Maxameleon- "Where you going?"
 * BFB (head)- "How's the weather up there?"
 * BFB (leg)- "
 * BFB (tail)- "

Base Game

 * Egg- "There is a tiny birdy buddy in here!"
 * Egg (cooked)- "... I'm sorry, birdy buddy."
 * Meat- "Five second rule!"
 * Cooked Meat- "Surfing fuel!"
 * Jerky- "Boy, this meat is jerky."
 * Morsel- "Mmmmmeat!"
 * Cooked Morsel- "A tasty morsel."
 * Small Jerky- "A treat that travels well."
 * Monster Meat- "Am I really hungry enough?"
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "This still looks awful."
 * Monster Jerky- "Tough to chew AND crazy-making!"
 * Leafy Meat- "It's got all two food groups."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "Hey, you're not a REAL steak!"
 * Drumstick- "Does someone want to cook it for me?"
 * Fried Drumstick- "I feel like a warrior."
 * Fish- "Blub blub, little chum."
 * Cooked Fish- "From my own personal recipe."
 * Eel- "If you squint it's actually kind of cute."
 * Cooked Eel- "I hope it doesn't make me feel... eel!"
 * Koalefant Trunk- "It's a meaty-looking trunk."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It's a cold, meaty-looking trunk."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Seems edible, as far as noses go."
 * Frog Legs- "I don't really like touching them."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like doydoy."
 * Batilisk Wing- "A couple more of these and I'll be flying!"
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Looks a bit leathery."

Shipwrecked

 * Dead Dogfish- "Sorry, lil dude."
 * Dead Swordfish- "Woah, that fish is HUGE!"
 * Tropical Fish- "Such tasty colors!"
 * Dead Jellyfish- "It might still sting me."
 * Cooked Jellyfish- "I hope this doesn't sting me."
 * Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "Aw."
 * Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "Aw jeez. It's even cute when it's cooked."
 * Dried Jellyfish- "Looks extra chewy."
 * Raw Fish- "Needs more fire."
 * "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Righteous non-spoilage!"
 * Fish Steak and Cooked Fish Morsel- "Is it snacktime?"
 * Fish Morsel- "Small fish from a big pond."
 * Limpets- "They're free from the hustle and bustle of daily life."
 * Cooked Limpets- "Still a bit slimy."
 * Mussel- "I could eat a hundred of these."
 * Cooked Mussel- "Needs shallots."
 * Roe- "Roe, roe, roe my board... I'm going nuts out here."
 * Cooked Roe- "At least they didn't have faces."
 * Neon Quattro- "What a cute lil dude!"
 * Cooked Neon Quattro- "Sorry. I still gotta eat."
 * Pierrot Fish- "I can't kill that! Look how cute it is!"
 * Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Delicious, delicious guilt."
 * Purple Grouper- "His doofiness is kinda endearing."
 * Cooked Purple Grouper- "Sorry, man. It was you or me."
 * Shark Fin- "The only kind of fin I wanna see."
 * Dead Wobster- "Soon to be good eats."
 * Delicious Wobster- "Now that's good eats!"
 * Bile-Covered Slop- "Total mushburger."
 * Dragoon Heart- "It must have been in love. It's still crazy hot."

Hamlet

 * Poison Dartfrog Legs- "I don't know why, but I don't think I should eat those yet."
 * Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Looks a little tastier."
 * Gummy Slug- "Take it easy."
 * Cooked Gummy Slug- "Doesn't look very tasty."

Base Game

 * Berries- "I guess these will do."
 * Roasted Berries- "They're all sticky now."
 * Cave Banana- "Potassium!"
 * Cooked Cave Banana- "Cooked potassium!"
 * Dragon Fruit- "Decadent, and decorative!"
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It tastes pretty."
 * Durian- "Looks pretty difficult to eat."
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Woah! That smells awful!"
 * Pomegranate- "Seedy."
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Hot n' juicy."

Reign of Giants

 * Watermelon- "Nothing better on a hot day!"
 * Grilled Watermelon- "Hot watermelon..."

Shipwrecked

 * Banana- "Potassium!"
 * Cooked Banana- "Cooked potassium!"
 * Coconut- "That's a big nut."
 * Halved Coconut- "You get two for the price of one."
 * Roasted Coconut- "Yep. It's cooked now."

Base Game

 * Corn- "I can't think of anything corny to say."
 * Carrot (planted)- "Ooo, that's a good find!"
 * Carrot- "They must've named these after oranges."
 * Pumpkin- "You look nice today, pumpkin."
 * Eggplant- "I've never seen an egg that shade of purple."
 * Popcorn- "I'll need a toothpick soon."
 * Roasted Carrot- "Smells good!"
 * Hot Pumpkin- "Smells autumn-y."
 * Braised Eggplant- "Is this, like, an omelette?"
 * Red Cap- "It might be a bad idea to just eat stuff I find on the ground."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "I'm not THAT hungry."
 * Green Cap- "Looks sort of tasty."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "Fried fungus."
 * Blue Cap- "I didn't know mushrooms came in blue."
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "Did I make it better or worse?"
 * Glow Berry- "I find myself strangely attracted to it."
 * Lichen- "Can I get something to eat now?"

Reign of Giants

 * Cactus Flesh- "Cactus flesh... d'you think that's vegetarian?"
 * Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Looks pretty tasty now."
 * Cactus Flower- "You ever seen anything as pretty?"

Shipwrecked

 * Seaweed- "Name says it all."
 * Roasted Seaweed- "A little better I guess..."
 * Dried Seaweed- "It's better with some crunch."
 * Sweet Potato (planted)- "Dessert grows in the ground!"
 * Sweet Potato- "Dessert!"
 * Cooked Sweet Potato- "Hmm, it's not that sweet actually..."
 * Coffee Beans- "Come to mama!"
 * Roasted Coffee Beans- "Peppy!"

Hamlet

 * Aloe- "Aloe's good for everything."
 * Cooked Aloe- "Yummy!"
 * Asparagus- "It's like they're wearing little vegetable hats."
 * Cooked Asparagus- "I'm gonna eat it!"
 * Bean Bugs- "You sure do have a lot of energy."
 * Cooked Bean Bugs- "I'm not sure I should eat those."
 * Lotus Flower- "Pretty!"
 * Cooked Lotus Root- "Mmmm...Tasty."
 * Nettle- "Whew! Really cleans your sinuses!"
 * Radish- "Radish-ical!"
 * Cooked Radish- "Mmmm..."
 * Tuber- "Doesn't look like it's ripe."
 * Fried Tuber- "Can I eat it now?"
 * Blooming Tuber- "'Tis the season for tubers."
 * Fried Blooming Tuber- "Oh. I was hoping for some fries."

Base Game

 * Bacon and Eggs- "Turn that frown upside down!"
 * Butter Muffin- "What a pretty muffin!"
 * Dragonpie- "Delicious pie!"
 * Fishsticks- "Needs chips."
 * Fish Tacos- "Anytime is taco time."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "Preserve those jams."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "Not a bad afternoon snack."
 * Fruit Medley- "A sweet treat!"
 * Honey Ham- "Is it a special occasion?"
 * Honey Nuggets- "I'll just be lying here, shoving these into my mouth."
 * Kabobs- "It's like a meatsicle!"
 * Mandrake Soup- "Mystical soup."
 * Meatballs- "Saucy."
 * Meaty Stew- "It looks like a pretty hearty meal."
 * Monster Lasagna- "Still smells monstery..."
 * Pierogi- "Comfort food!"
 * Powdercake- "I'll eat whatever."
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "Score!"
 * Ratatouille- "For treatment of scurvy..."
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "Health grub."
 * Taffy- "Maybe I could wax my board with this stuff."
 * Turkey Dinner- "I am thankful for this."
 * Unagi- "Ten more, please!"
 * Waffles- "Brunch!"
 * Wet Goop- "Is there dry goop?"

Reign of Giants

 * Flower Salad- "Now that's what I call health food."
 * Guacamole- "A total snack attack."
 * Ice Cream- "Perfect treat to pair with a hammock in the sun."
 * Melonsicle- "Eat it before it melts!"
 * Spicy Chili- "Yow! Burns my tongue SO GOOD."
 * Trail Mix- "Protein!"

Shipwrecked

 * Banana Pop- "The best way to keep cool. And very little preparation!"
 * Bisque- "That actually might've been worth the effort!"
 * California Roll- "I could eat a boat load of that stuff."
 * Ceviche- "All I need is sunshine and some good food."
 * Coffee- "Smells amazing!"
 * Jelly-O Pop- "Is this junk food or health food? I can't tell."
 * Lobster Bisque- "Looks fancy. And delicious."
 * Lobster Dinner- "Hey wobster, what's eatin' you? Oh, me!"
 * Seafood Gumbo- "My favorite!"
 * Shark Fin Soup- "I could shove my face right in this."
 * Surf 'n' Turf- "Can I eat it on my surfboard?"
 * Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Score!"
 * Monster Tartare- "I'm not too keen on putting that in my mouth."
 * Mussel Bouillabaise- "Seafood, my favorite."
 * Sweet Potato Souffle- "Good enough to eat!"
 * Caviar- "I made them fancy, but they're still fish eggs."
 * Tropical Bouillabaisse- "Eating a lot cures the desert island blues."

Hamlet

 * Asparagus Soup- "You can never go wrong with soup."
 * Feijoada- "Mmm... you can still taste the dirt."
 * Gummy Cake- "It's cake!"
 * Hard Shell Tacos- "I prefer corn based tacos."
 * Iced Tea- "Ah... hits the spot."
 * Nettle Rolls- "Innocuous inoculation."
 * Snake Bone Soup- "Nice warm soup."
 * Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Cheers!"
 * Steamed Ham Sandwich- "It's fast food."
 * Tea- "Caffiene!"

Base Game

 * Seeds (normal and specific)- "Ugh, do I have to like, plant these?"
 * Toasted Seeds- "Get stuck in my teeth."
 * Honey- "Sticky, sweet and good to eat!"
 * Butterfly Wings- "I feel pretty bad about that."
 * Butter- "Slippery!"
 * Rot- "What a waste."
 * Rotten Egg- "Smells like a ship cabin."
 * Phlegm- "Blech."

Reign of Giants

 * Roasted Birchnut- "This should give me some energy."
 * Electric Milk- "It feels tingly going down."
 * Watermelon Seeds- "I love watermelon... but I hate farm work..."

Shipwrecked

 * Blubber- "If I had more I could surf in any conditions!"
 * Brainy Matter- "I get an uneasy feeling of despair near this."
 * Sweet Potato Seeds- "Ugh, I guess I should plant these?"

Hamlet

 * Clippings- "All my hard work."
 * Cooked Seed Pod- "
 * Flytrap Stalk- "Gnarly."
 * Nectar- "
 * Magic Water- "Huh. Kinda looks like a little seed."
 * Aloe Seeds- "
 * Asparagus Seeds- "
 * Radish Seeds- "
 * Tuber Seeds- "

Base Game

 * Blueprint- "It's making my brain hurt just looking at it."
 * Gears- "Looks like robot guts."
 * Ashes- "I must've missed the party."
 * Ashes of item- "
 * Red Gem- "Booty-ful!"
 * Blue Gem- "The color of the ocean!"
 * Yellow Gem- "It's got a nice energy."
 * Green Gem- "The color of nature!"
 * Orange Gem- "The world looks fractured when I peer through it!"
 * Beard Hair- "Someone is probably missing these."
 * Manure- "Surf sewage!"
 * Guano- "It's batilisk poop."
 * Melty Marbles- "Gross."
 * Fake Kazoo- "Aww but I like real kazooing..."
 * Gord's Knot- "Gord only knows what this is good for."
 * Gnome- "Gnome thanks."
 * Tiny Rocketship- "Zzzzzzzoooooom!"
 * Frazzled Wires- "Don't wanna touch this with wet hands..."
 * Ball and Cup- "Ooh I'm good at this!"
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "Hardened what?"
 * Mismatched Buttons- "I don't care if things are matchy."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "I might need these if I ever take a gnarly wipeout."
 * Lying Robot- "Hey there lil dude. Wanna come with me?"
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "Desse-what?"
 * Dwarf Star- "Isn't starlight bad for the skin?"

Reign of Giants

 * Webber's Skull- "Not your run of the mill skull."
 * Bone Shards- "I don't think a cast will help now."
 * Old Bell Blueprint- "A recipe for disaster."

Shipwrecked

 * Venom Gland- "What a terrible gland."
 * Dubloons- "It's my lucky day!"
 * Hail- "From the freezer in the sky."
 * Message in a Bottle- "There must be a better way to send a message..."
 * Spoiled Fish- "Gag material!"
 * Snake Oil- "I wasn't born yesterday."
 * Harpoon- "I don't wanna hurt any poor animals."
 * Trident- "I feel like the god of...something!"
 * Peg Leg- "Is it weird to just have one?"
 * Orange Soda- "Slammable soda!"
 * Voodoo Doll- "If I only had a pin..."
 * Ukulele- "Choka! A Ukulele!"
 * License Plate- "An odd shaped plate..."
 * Ancient Vase- "Old timey craftsmanship."
 * Brain Cloud Pill- "I only take herbals..."
 * Wine Bottle Candle- "A candle in a bottle. Genius."
 * Broken AAC Device- "Too much work to figure out what this does..."
 * One True Earring- "I hope someone didn't lose this..."
 * Old Boot- "Too big..."
 * Sextant- "I have no idea how to use that."
 * Toy Boat- "Where's the toy surf board?"
 * Soaked Candle- "A wet candle in a bottle. Mega-genius!"
 * Sea Worther- "So how much is the sea worth?"
 * Iron Key- "An iron key. What's it open?"
 * Bone Key- "It's a boney key."
 * Golden Key- "Fancy."
 * Tarnished Crown- "I dig the style."

Hamlet

 * Oinc- "Heads I take a nap, tails I go to bed."
 * Tenpiece Oinc- "Money can't buy happiness. Only naps can"
 * Centapiece Oinc- "
 * Executive Hammer- "It's like a big eraser."
 * Lost Idol- "I should return this to the pig-dudes."
 * Lost Totem- "Cool! What is it?"
 * Relic Fragment- "Someone would probably want this."
 * The Blue Sow- "
 * The Jeweled Truffle- "
 * Pherostone- "Now I can commune with nature!"
 * Alloy- "Hope this is worth all the trouble."
 * Chitin- "Probably wouldn't make a good surfboard."
 * Stalking Stick- "It's my lazy stick."
 * Deed of home ownership- "Huh. Never thought I'd own a house."
 * Regal Scepter- "I guess it's important to the pig dudes."
 * Royal Gallery Key- "
 * Key to the City- "
 * Queen Malfalfa- "I should give this to someone."
 * Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Could I send this back home?"
 * Can of Silly String- "Ha!"

Base Game

 * Failed- "All that work for nothing."
 * Ashes of Divining Rod- "
 * Ashes of Thing- "Huh. I guess it didn't like traveling?"
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "I can't wait to find a cool Thing!"
 * Divining Rod- "What a silly looking device."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "This rod isn't doing all that much."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "I think the rod is trying to tell me something!"
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "Woah, the rod is really going now."
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "This rod is going crazy!"
 * Divining Rod Holder- "What is that?"
 * Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "Maybe it wants a key?"
 * Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Let's get going!"
 * Maxwell's Door- "Why would I want to go in there?"
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "Jaunty, but grating."
 * Maxwell's Light- "Weird."
 * Maxwell Statue- "Guy's got an ego problem."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "Must avoid..."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "
 * Sick Worm Hole- "I don't think it's feeling well."
 * Nightmare Lock- "Gives me the heeby jeebies."
 * Nightmare Throne- "Woah. That's rough, dude."
 * Male character on Nightmare Throne- "Sorry dude."
 * Female character on Nightmare Throne- "Bummer."
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne- "Sorry about your existence."

Base Game

 * Generic- "
 * Freedom- "Hooray, I'm free! Time for a nap?"
 * Freezing- "Way too cold!"
 * Battlecry- "I'M A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "YOU WILL NOT WIN!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "DESTRUCTION!"
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "YOU WILL REGRET THIS DAY!"
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "I WILL END YOU!"
 * Leaving combat- "Oh man, you shoulda seen the look on your face."
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "Nah, I was just messin' with you."
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "Haha, gotcha."
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "Pssh, nah, we're good."
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Haha, nah. We're cool."
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "Relax your thorax!"
 * Dusk- "Darkness will be here soon!"
 * Entering light- "Sweet crispy light! I missed you!"
 * Entering darkness- "H-holy geez, it's dark! HELP! Help me!"
 * Doing things in the dark- "HELP! I'm freakin' out here!"
 * Failed to do something- "Well that didn't work."
 * Failed to craft something- "Haha. I really messed that up."
 * Failed to give something- "
 * Trying to sleep during the day and in a cave- "I'm not really sleepy."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'm too hungry to sleep!"
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "Sleeping right now seems pretty dangerous."
 * Trying to give item to a busy mob- "It's doing something else right now."
 * Trying to give item to a dead mob- "Poor guy's dead."
 * Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Aw. Let it sleep."
 * Not enough fertilizer- "I think it wants something. Hey! What do you want?"
 * Hounds are coming- "Junkyard dogs incomin'."
 * Depths Worms are coming- "
 * Deerclops is coming- "Something big is headed this way!"
 * Inventory full- "What am I, a pack animal?"
 * Can't rummage (generic)- "Haha, nah."
 * Can't store (generic/full)- "It's holding all it can."
 * Can't store (invalid item)- "I could jam it in there I guess. Might get smushed."
 * Can't cook (generic)- "Ughh, no."
 * Can't cook (too far)- "I just need to walk over there to use it... Ughhh, I'm going to starve!"
 * Eating- "Not too bad. Heh heh."
 * Eating (stale food)- "I mean, I guess that was food."
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "Gnarly! I think I'm gonna hurl..."
 * Eating (painful food)- "Ish my tongue shupposed t'shwell up like that?"
 * Hungry- "I'm crashing like a sick wave! Gimme food!"
 * Triggered trap- "My bad."
 * Object broken, fixable- "I should probably repair that. Maybe later."
 * Earthquake- "The ground is shaking."

Reign of Giants

 * Lightning miss- "Not today, nature!"
 * Overheating- "This heat is unbearable."
 * Tree Shelter- "Ah. I'm in my element when I'm out of the elements."
 * Wetness (low)- "A little water never hurt no one."
 * Wetness (medium)- "I'll need to towel off soon."
 * Wetness (high)- "My clothes seem to be quite wet."
 * Wetness (highest)- "I am thoroughly soaked!"
 * Dropping tool while wet- "You're not making this any more fun!"
 * Smoldering item- "It's getting too hot to handle!"
 * Burnt- "OUCH! That was way too hot!"
 * Giant arrival- "Something big is coming this way!"
 * Trying to sleep on fire- "Uhh. That's on fire right now."

Shipwrecked

 * Volcano eruption warning- "The ground is shaking."
 * Volcano eruption- "The volcano speaks!"
 * Sea Hounds are coming- "Something smells sharky."
 * Crocodogs are coming- "Junkyard dogs incomin'."
 * Sealnado is coming- "Something big is coming this way!"
 * Map border approaching- "Looks pretty foggy over there."
 * Entering map border- "Uhhhm. Where am I?"
 * Exiting map border- "The fog is clearing!"
 * Boat losing durability- "My floater is getting pretty beat up."
 * Riding a wave- "Surf's up!"
 * Boat leak- "My floater's been dinged!"
 * Boat sinking- "This thing is letting on water."
 * Trawl Net full- "My work has paid off!"
 * Crabbit escape- "I thought it was right here..."
 * Wrong world- "I don't think this is anywhere around here."

Hamlet

 * Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "
 * Coughing- "Kaff! Kaff! Kaff!"
 * Digging in Dung Pile-
 * Hay Fever starting- "
 * Hay Fever ending- "
 * Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
 * "That part won't break."
 * "Too tough."
 * "Come on! Everything has a weak spot!"
 * Sneezing- "ahhh... ahhhh...ahhhhhCHOOO!"
 * Vampire Bats are coming- "
 * "Come on! Everything has a weak spot!"
 * Sneezing- "ahhh... ahhhh...ahhhhhCHOOO!"
 * Vampire Bats are coming- "

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomplishment- "This seems like busywork."
 * Accomplishment completed- "Well, that's finished."

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 * Maxwell's Head- "Woah, did I eat some bad berries?"
 * Deadly Feast- "My gut can't handle that!"
 * Skull Chest- "This won't Kramp my style."
 * Golden Pitchfork- "It makes work feel shiny!"
 * Boat- "The second best way to travel."
 * Home- "Is it time for a nap?"
 * Sunk Boat- "Surfboards don't sink!"
 * Lava Pit (generic and normal)- "Gnarly!"
 * Lava Pit (low)- "The lava is cooling."
 * Lava Pit (out)- "The fire is cooked."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Sometimes I dance to the buzzing beat."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "
 * Tree Clump- "I didn't want to get through anyway."
 * Pig Tent- "Doesn't smell too great."
 * Poison Frog- "Best to just leave it alone."
 * Peacock- "A tropical turkey!"
 * Mr. Skittish- "Hey!"
 * Swimming Horror- "AH! I'm losin' it!"
 * Beach Turf- "Take the beach to go."
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "What's wrong with what I'm wearing?"
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "Yeah, I think I'll pass."
 * COFFEEBOT- "I could go for a cup of joe."
 * WOODLEGSSAIL- "An acceptable alternative to surfing... I guess."
 * BIGFISHINGROD- "I'm ready to find a nice spot to relax with this."
 * SNAKE_FIRE- "Too hot to handle!"
 * PIKE_SKULL- "Well that's not very nice."
 * Baby Water Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "Stay young forever!"
 * Baby Water Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "Awww, you smell like garbage!"
 * Salt Lick (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Salt makes everything taste better. Even salt."

Base Game

 * Alchemy Engine- "I wish you were a do-all-the-work-for-me machine."
 * Walking Cane- "I can lean on this."
 * Cut Grass- "This stuff seems pretty sturdy."
 * Touch Stone- "Hope I never need you..."
 * Beefalo (naked)- "He's ready for a tropical vacation."
 * Azure Feather- "A portable reminder of the beauty of nature."
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Didn't your mother tell you it was rude to stare?"
 * Lying Robot- "Lying = true."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "It's still just a child."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "That shrub needs some grub."
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Looks full grown to me."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "This is giving me the major jeepers."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "Sweet aerial!"
 * Baby Beefalo- "Never grow up!"
 * Smallish Tallbird- "So angsty."
 * Freedom- "Hooray, I'm free!"
 * Battlecry (generic)- "You forced my hand!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "I just want to cuddle!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "This MY space!"
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "Stay away!"
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
 * Leaving combat- "I'll let you off this time!"
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "Fine. Be that way."
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "That's right. Run!"
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "Yeah, you crawl away!"
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "I showed you!"
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "Chill out!"
 * Entering darkness- "Eeek! It's so dark!"
 * Entering light- "Light! I missed you!"
 * Hounds are coming- "I've got a bad feeling about this."
 * Hungry- "Someone feed me!"

Reign of Giants

 * Bigfoot- "That is one biiig foot."
 * Wetness (low)- "A little water never hurt anyone."
 * Wetness (medium)- "I might need a towel soon."

Shipwrecked

 * Cloth- "Fabric from sticks!"
 * Surfboard- "My pride and joy!"
 * Obsidian Machete- "Takes a lot of work to get you hot."
 * Poison Speargun- "Highly contagious."
 * Cutlass Supreme- "A proud weapon. Look out world!"
 * Prime Ape Hut- "Like a barrel of monkeys..."
 * Viney Bush- "Looks pretty tangled."
 * Viney Bush (stump)- "Not so viney anymore."
 * Wobster Den- "I can wait."
 * Limpet Rock- "Easy pickings."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail)- "It must've dived."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "Whale, whale, whale."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "The waters are too rough."
 * Seashell- "No two are alike. Well, except those two. And, uh... that one."
 * Swordfish- "Woah, that fish is HUGE!"
 * Jellyfish (held)- "I hate these things."
 * Limpets- "Limpets Bizkets."
 * Speargun- "Point. Shoot."
 * Poison Speargun- "Highly contagious."
 * Obsidian Speargun- "Oh, I like you."
 * Obsidian Armor- "This brittle material is surprisingly protective."
 * Flup- "Stop staring!"

Hamlet

 * Cork Barrel (normal and burnt)- "That's handy."

Trivia

 * Walani's quote when examining a raft ("Worst. Surfboard. Ever.") is a reference to the Comic Book Guy character from the animated sitcom The Simpsons.
 * The former examine quote for raw Limpets ("Limpets Bizkets.") is a reference to the nu metal band Limp Bizkit.
 * The quote for Floaty Boaty Knights ("What a horrible knight to have a curse.") may be a reference to the 1987 video game Castlevania II: Simon's Quest.
 * The quote for the Fishing Rod ("Have rod will travel") is a reference to the 1957 television series Have Gun – Will Travel.
 * Her quote for the Hibearnation Vest is a reference to the song sung in The Simpsons episode "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds".