Talk:Manure/@comment-201.3.155.237-20130808193757/@comment-114.30.105.236-20130818145601

I do reckon it's strange that you eat all this food and don't take a crap. Surely that can't be healthy.

I reckon you shouldn't need a toilet though - just grab a live bird and "use" it, and you'll take a dump right there and then use the bird to wipe your ass.

Fun fact for those that think that's screwed up: Charles Darwin (among others) used various animals to wipe his ass when on expedition. They even documented this in their research when checking out other countries (as in, which animals were the best for this purpose).