Willow quotes

"I like fire."

- Willow

This page lists Willow's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Base Game

 * Axe- "It's very sharp."
 * Luxury Axe- "It won't light trees on fire, but at least it's shiny."
 * Shovel- "Not great for fighting."
 * Regal Shovel- "It won't make flaming pits, but at least it's shiny."
 * Pickaxe- "It's very pointy."
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "It won't light rocks on fire, but at least it's shiny."
 * Razor- "Why did I build this?"
 * Razor (can't shave)-
 * Razor (nothing left)- "There isn't even any stubble left!"
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."
 * Hammer- "I prefer sharp implements"
 * Pitchfork- "Three times the pointiness."

Don't Starve Together

 * Razor- "What's it even for?"
 * Lucy the Axe- "We could be good friends, you and I."
 * Feather Pencil- "So what does the feather do again?"
 * Brush- "It smells like burnt hair."
 * Saddle- "It's so uncomfortable."
 * War Saddle- "I'm going to raze some villages!"
 * Glossamer Saddle- "Was it worth it? I think it was worth it."
 * Saddlehorn- "I bet it stinks under the saddle."
 * Salt Lick- "It's a big block of slobbery salt."
 * Salt Lick (burning)-
 * Salt Lick (burnt)-

Shipwrecked

 * Machete- "Or I could just burn my way through."
 * Luxury Machete- "I don't want to scuff it up."

Base Game

 * Campfire (upon being built)- "I like fire."
 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I could watch it for hours."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Burn!"
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Uh oh. It's almost gone!"
 * Campfire (out)- "Awww. It's all over."
 * Fire Pit (out)- "I should make the fire come back."
 * Torch- "Fire is so pretty."
 * Miner Hat- "It's not real fire, but it's still pretty fun."
 * Torch and Miner Hat (out)- "My precious light is gone!"
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Fire on the inside is amazing!"
 * Lantern- "Fire is not meant to be contained like this!"

Reign of Giants

 * Endothermic Fire- "I like fire of all kinds."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit- "I could watch it for hours, even though it's cold."
 * Endothermic Fire (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER! AND BLUER!"
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Burn!"
 * Endothermic Fire (low)- "This fire is small and boring."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring. And blue."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Uh-oh. It's almost gone!"
 * Endothermic Fire (out)- "Awww. It's all over."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "I should make the fire come back."
 * Moggles- "I'm not sure about this..."

Don't Starve Together

 * Mushlight (off)- "This dumb mushroom's not lighting up."
 * Mushlight (on)- "Not as nice as a warm fire."
 * Mushlight (burnt)- "C'mon, you saw that coming."
 * Glowcap (off)- "I've got a few ideas on how to light it. Heh heh."
 * Glowcap (on)- "Pfft, well that was a bright idea."
 * Glowcap (burnt)- "Now what?"
 * Willow's Lighter- "It's my lucky lighter!"

Shipwrecked

 * Chiminea (upon being built)- "Do you like your housey, fire? You're welcome."
 * Chiminea (high)- "
 * Chiminea (normal)- "
 * Chiminea (low)- "
 * Chiminea (embers)- "
 * Chiminea (out)- "
 * Bottle Lantern- "The light is so cold and alien."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I feel so pampered!"
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "
 * Tar Lamp- "I knew that goopy stuff'd burn good!"
 * Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Burn the sea!!"
 * Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "
 * Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "
 * Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "
 * Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "
 * Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "

Base Game

 * Backpack- "I could fit like a million lighters in here."
 * Piggyback- "I made a backpack out of butts!"
 * Bird Trap- "I'll catch those creepy birds."
 * Bug Net- "I can catch a bug!"
 * Fishing Rod- "Fishing for the answer with a line and sinker."
 * Straw Roll- "Musty."
 * Fur Roll- "It's too frilly."
 * Tent- "I got all the badges in Girl Scouts."
 * Trap- "It's a bit passive aggressive, but it'll work."
 * Honey Poultice- "Eww, do I have to?"
 * Healing Salve- "It burns! But, where's the fire?"
 * Umbrella- "I love the color!"
 * Compass- This quote is dependent on the orientation of the map. Potential lines include: North, Northeast, East, Southeast, South, Southwest, West, Northwest.
 * Compass (generic)- "Can't get a reading."
 * Compass (broken)- "

Reign of Giants

 * Insulated Pack- "Fuzzy backpack!"
 * Luxury Fan- "I donno... it could put out some fires...."
 * Siesta Lean-to- "They taught us how to make these in Girl Scouts."
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "I couldn't get comfortable there."
 * Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "It' not time for siestas, it's time for fighting!" [sic]
 * Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I can't take a siesta while tummy is grumbling!"
 * Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I'd really rather be inside."
 * Tent (overheating)- "
 * Tent (burnt)- "Well, I've still got my badges."
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "I always set them on fire."
 * Thermal Stone- "A fire would liven this thing up!"
 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Frozen solid."
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "No flame, no real heat... what fun is that?"
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "Look at how it glows!"
 * Pretty Parasol- "Pretty as can be!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Telltale Heart- "I expected it to be blacker."
 * Booster Shot- "Don't you dare stick that in me!"
 * Waterballoon- "Boo! Hissss!"
 * Whirly Fan- "No fun, making me exercise to stay cool!"
 * Whirly Fan (broken)- "
 * Bernie (held)- "My childhood buddy - Bernie!"
 * Bernie (active and inactive)- "Help me, Bernie!"
 * Bernie (broken)- "I need to fix Bernie up."
 * Bundling Wrap- "We could hide some gross things, I guess."
 * Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "I'm not just gonna wrap air!"
 * Bundled Supplies- "Now I can burn a bunch of things in one go!"

Shipwrecked

 * Thatch Pack- "Thatch you very much."
 * Booty Bag- "Carrying this will build chest muscles."
 * Sea Sack- "I have to wear this soggy thing on my back?"
 * Chef Pouch- "
 * Tropical Fan- "I donno... it could put out some fires...."
 * Silly Monkey Ball- "I bet monkeys would have a ball with this thing."
 * Tropical Parasol- "Pretty as can be!"
 * Anti Venom- "This'll help if I'm ever poisoned."
 * Palm Leaf Hut- "Keeps the elements away. But would burn so easy..."
 * Palm Leaf Hut (burnt)- "

Base Game

 * Crock Pot (empty)- "I could put food in it and fire underneath it."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "The fire still has quite a bit of work to do."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "The fire is doing its thing!"
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "I'm glad I cooked with fire."
 * Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
 * Bee Box- "Come on fat bees, make me honey!"
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "Nothing to see here."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "Patience."
 * Bee Box (full of honey)- "Yay! I can steal honey!"
 * Basic and Improved Farm- "Sigh. It's a pile of dirt."
 * Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "Hurry up, dirtpile. Feed me!"
 * Basic and Improved Farm (finished)- "Oh boy. Vegetables."
 * Basic and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "Stupid thing needs poop."
 * Ice Box- "That is the opposite of fire."
 * Drying Rack- "I want to hang some meat!"
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Come on meat, dry already!"
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "It's ready!"

Reign of Giants

 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "At least it went out in a blaze of glory."
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "Smoked you out!"
 * Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "It was a nice finale."
 * Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Forget the rain! Dry!"
 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "Maybe the fire wasn't the best drying method..."
 * Bucket-o-poop- "A bucket full of nasty."

Don't Starve Together

 * Crock Pot (refusing to cook, generic)- "
 * Crock Pot (refusing to cook, in use)- "
 * Crock Pot (refusing to cook, too far)- "
 * Ice Box (in use)- "There must be something good in there if you want it so bad!"
 * Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It's just a dumb log."
 * Mushroom Planter (some)- "There's mushrooms growing in it now."
 * Mushroom Planter (lots)- "Gross, they're taking over!"
 * Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Geez, who even needs that many mushrooms?"
 * Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Nasty. Let's burn the rot out."
 * Mushroom Planter (burning)-
 * Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Mold problem's taken care of."
 * Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "I'm sure fire would fix that."

Shipwrecked

 * Mussel Stick- "The mussels like this stick for some reason."
 * Mussel Bed- "Guess I should chuck'em in the ocean."
 * Portable Crock Pot (held)- "Just a dumb pot."
 * Portable Crock Pot (empty)- "
 * Portable Crock Pot (cooking)- "
 * Portable Crock Pot (ready)- "
 * Fish Farm (empty)- "I gotta put something in there to grow fish."
 * Fish Farm (growing)- "
 * Fish Farm (ready)- "

Base Game

 * Science Machine and Alchemy Engine- "Even I don't know everything, yet."
 * Thermal Measurer- "It would be better if it measured fire."
 * Rainometer- "Rain is the anti-fire. Boo!"
 * Lightning Rod- "All the lightning can come here!"
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "Aww, all glow but no fire."
 * Gunpowder- "Oooooooooh! Shiny!"

Reign of Giants

 * Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "There's no learning from that now."
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "If you'd measured fire, maybe you woulda been prepared!"
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "Take that, rain!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (off)- "And stay off!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (on)- "I wish you'd shut your lid and stop putting out fires."
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "Almost out."
 * Electrical Doodad- "Electrical doo-dah, doo-dah."

Don't Starve Together

 * Cartographer's Desk- "I guess I could show everyone where I've been."
 * Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Yes!!"
 * Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Scouts don't need maps anyway..."
 * Potter's Wheel- "Hm... I could make things that DON'T burn?"
 * Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Haha!"
 * Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "
 * Potter's Wheel (Marble or Cut Stone placed)- "I'm gonna carve a stone butt."
 * Potter's Wheel (material already placed)- "
 * Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "I guess that's good, too."
 * Potter's Wheel (sketch already available)- "

Shipwrecked

 * Sea Lab- "Can things burn at sea?"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "It turns fire into ice. Boo."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "It's fully fueled!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "It needs more fuel."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "It's nearly out of fuel."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It's out of fuel."
 * Quacken Drill- "I can use this drill at sea."

Base Game

 * Spear- "Feel my wrath!"
 * Ham Bat- "Pleased to meat you!"
 * Boomerang- "It's not the most exciting weapon."
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Stupid boomerang!"
 * Blow Dart- "Good practice for blowing into a fire."
 * Sleep Dart- "The tranquilizer will make it easier to light on fire."
 * Fire Dart- "This is my favorite thing in the whole wide world."
 * Football Helmet- "Sports are hard."
 * Grass Suit- "A waste of flammable materials."
 * Log Suit- "Now I can take on the world!"
 * Marble Suit- "If I have to fight I might as well be protected."
 * Bee Mine- "Bees inside. Should've put some fire in there for good measure."
 * Tooth Trap- "It would be better with fire."
 * Shelmet- "It fits my head."
 * Snurtle Shell Armour- "Less defense! More offense!"

Reign of Giants

 * Scalemail- "Yay! More FIRE!!!"
 * Morning Star- "It'd be way cooler if it was on fire..."
 * Weather Pain- "Always whirling! Swirling towards destruction!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Battle Helm- "It's got a name scratched on the inside... 'W', uh..."
 * Battle Spear- "I prefer a flame, but to each her own."
 * Electric Dart- "Lightning is sort of like fire."
 * Tail o' Three Cats- "This means I'm the boss now."
 * Napsack- "Who's ready for a nap!"

Shipwrecked

 * Poison Spear- "I hope I don't jab myself."
 * Poison Dart- "A sick kiss."
 * Coconade- "First it booms, then it burns."
 * Coconade (lit)- "Here we go..."
 * Spear Gun (empty)- "Only thing better than a spear is a gun that shoots them."
 * Spear Gun- "A handy tool upon the waves."
 * Poison Spear Gun- "This is almost too naughty."
 * Obsidian Spear Gun- "I will take my best fire shot!"
 * Battle Spear Gun- "
 * Harpoon- "Just need something to throw it at."
 * Cutlass Supreme- "This sword smells."
 * Trident- "This is all wet."
 * Cactus Spike- "I could jabber on about this all day."
 * Peg Leg- "I haven't pegged down what this does yet."
 * Horned Helmet- "Ox-cellent!"
 * Seashell Suit- "Try me, baddies."
 * Limestone Suit- "It's so... heavy."
 * Cactus Armour- "This way I won't get burned by those cacti."

Base Game

 * Birdcage- "Bird prison!"
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Ha! I have you now!"
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Stupid bird. Wake up!"
 * Pig House- "These pigs have questionable taste in architecture."
 * Pig House (occupied, light on)- "He's doing pig things in there."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "You jerk! Let me in!"
 * Rabbit Hutch- "Ugh. Stupid rabbits."
 * Hay Wall (held)- "Hmmm. I wonder if these will burn."
 * Hay Wall- "That looks so flammable!"
 * Hay, Wood, and Stone Wall (damaged)- "I think I can fix this!"
 * Wood Wall (held)- "I hate hiding."
 * Wood Wall- "That could totally catch on fire."
 * Stone Wall (held)- "These are surprisingly heavy."
 * Stone Wall- "Eh. I guess that's OK."
 * Chest- "It's a trunk for my junk."
 * Chest (full)- "It's full already."
 * Chest (not allowed to store, like backpack)- "They won't let me."
 * Sign- "Less reading! More burning!"
 * Potted Fern- "I'd rather burn them."

Reign of Giants

 * Pig House (burnt)- "Nice redecorating job!"
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Ha! Good result."
 * Hay Wall (burnt)- "It was flammable!"
 * Wood Wall (burnt)- "It did catch on fire!"
 * Chest (burnt)- "The trunk burned nicely."
 * Scaled Chest- "I'm not sure why you'd want something that DOESN'T burn..."
 * Sign (burnt)- "Hahaha, yesss!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "What's all the fuss about?"
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "He won't be quiet!"
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "At least he's quiet now."
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Maybe I should clean that up."
 * Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "I should burn something into it."
 * Directional Sign (burnt)- "
 * Mini Sign (held)- "It's like a sign, but smaller."
 * Mini Sign (empty)- "Looks kinda bare."
 * Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "But what should I even draw??"
 * Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Haha oh man, who drew THAT?"
 * End Table (empty)- "I'm telling you, there's a monster hand under that thing!"
 * End Table (flowers)- "Just a bunch of dumb flowers."
 * End Table (new light source)- "Not as good as a fire, but at least we won't be in the dark."
 * End Table (old light source)- "
 * End Table (wilted)- "Those need replacing."
 * End Table (burnt)- "Alright, alright, so I was wrong about the hand!"
 * Friendly Scarecrow- "Ha! He thinks he's people!"
 * Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "It's a burning man."
 * Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Just burnt straw."
 * Moon Rock Wall (held)- "I guess I could carry it."
 * Moon Rock Wall- "Safe for now."
 * Moon Rock Wall (damaged)- "I think I can fix this!"
 * Scaled Furnace- "I think I'm in love."
 * Wardrobe- "I want to set it on fire."
 * Wardrobe (in use)- "Stop hogging it, I wanna dress up too!"
 * Wardrobe (burning)- "Yes! Burn!"
 * Wardrobe (burnt)- "Aww, the fire burned out."
 * Wood Fence and Gate (held)- "No point just leaving it on the ground."
 * Wood Fence- "I'm not painting that."
 * Wood Gate- "I guess we could pen stuff in with it."
 * Potted Succulent- "We're keeping it."

Shipwrecked

 * Sand Castle- "It's cute, I guess."
 * Sand Castle (sand)- "It's less cute now."
 * Prime Ape Hut- "What a monkey-sty."
 * Prime Ape Hut (burnt)- "
 * Wildbore House- "Add fire and you'd get BBQ!"
 * Wildbore House (burnt)- "
 * Limestone Wall (held)- "You don't look like you would easily burn."
 * Limestone Wall- "It's all bumpy."
 * Limestone Wall (damaged)- "I think I can fix this!"
 * Dragoon Den- "A bunch of hotheads live here."
 * Sandbag (held)- "So I put this on the ground?"
 * Sandbag- "Keeps the home fires burning."
 * Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Here goes!"
 * Seaworthy (SW world)- "Time to get outta here."
 * Buoy- "Buoy, I'm glad I have this."
 * Sea Chest- "I keep all my best stuff in there."
 * Ballphin Palace- "It's the castle of the bouncy things... A bouncy castle."
 * Sea Wall (held)- "I could put it down, I guess."
 * Sea Wall- "
 * Sea Wall (damaged)- "

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomploshrine- "I hate that arrow!"

Base Game

 * All Turfs- "The ground is boring."

Reign of Giants

 * All Turfs- "The ground is boring."

Don't Starve Together

 * Scaled Flooring- "My lighter doesn't work on it."

Shipwrecked

 * Snakeskin Rug- "Gross..."
 * Jungle Turf- "The ground is boring."
 * Meadow Turf- "Serene."
 * Magma Turf- "Explosive!"
 * Tidal Marsh Turf- "Squelchy."
 * Ashy Turf- "Ashy."
 * Volcano Turf- "Hot footin'."

Base Game

 * Rope- "What can I tie up with this?"
 * Boards- "Boards. They'll burn, same as other wood."
 * Cut Stone- "Perfectly squared for maximum enjoyment."
 * Papyrus- "I bet it'd burn!"
 * Purple Gem- "Weird!"
 * Nightmare Fuel- "Eww, it's still warm!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Cratered Moonrock- "Great. A rock with a hole in it."
 * Marble Bean- "I guess we just... plant it? In the dirt?"
 * Beeswax- "That's none of my beeswax."
 * Wax Paper- "Heh, we rubbed a bunch of paper in beeswax."

Shipwrecked

 * Cloth- "Amazing the things you can do with bamboo."
 * Limestone- "Rock hard, er, stone."
 * Empty Bottle- "It's a bottle."
 * Coral Nubbin- "Nice bald spot, rock."

Base Game

 * Meat Effigy- "That's my insurance policy."
 * Prestihatitator- "I can use the hat like a cauldron!"
 * Shadow Manipulator- "A dark and powerful energy radiates from it."
 * Pan Flute- "Music is boring."
 * Night Light- "It's like fire, but purple!"
 * Night Armour- "Like being wrapped in smoke."
 * Dark Sword- "It's like my dreams can hurt real things!"
 * One-man Band- "I can do the pyrotechnics too!"
 * Bat Bat- "I can hit my enemies with it."
 * Belt of Hunger- "Oh, ick! Ick! Ick! Ick! Eeeeeewwwwww!"
 * Chilled Amulet- "Boo to this."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "Has science gone too far?"
 * Life Giving Amulet- "I'm invincible! Well, maybe not. But it feels good."
 * Fire Staff- "This is my absolute favorite toy."
 * Ice Staff- "Booooring."
 * Telelocator Staff- "It's quite a rush to use."
 * Telelocator Focus (full)- "I can feel the magic!"
 * Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It needs something more."
 * Telelocator Socket (full)- "I wonder how they hover?"
 * Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It's so empty!"

Reign of Giants

 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "My policy was canceled."
 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Double, double toil and... oh. It's burned."
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Now it's dark and not very powerful."
 * Old Bell- "Is it New Year's Eve? Are there FIREWORKS?!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Ocuvigil- "Pfft. It'll burn like the rest."
 * Ocuvigil (burning)- "
 * Ocuvigil (burnt)- "
 * Moon Dial (generic)- "What the heck? I can still see the moon!"
 * Moon Dial (new moon)- "A new moon! Great, I hated the old one!"
 * Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is waxing, unlike me."
 * Moon Dial (full moon)- "That's as full as it gets."
 * Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon's outta here!"
 * Moon Dial (in Caves)- "
 * The Lazy Deserter- "Magic stuff."
 * The Lazy Deserter (active)- "

Shipwrecked

 * Piratihatitator- "This is just ridiculous."
 * Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Now it's more my style."
 * Dripple Pipes- "I hear a storm a-coming."

Base Game

 * Sewing Kit- "But destruction is so much more fun!"
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "Smells like rabbit butt."
 * Straw Hat- "A hat made of straw. To think, it could've been tinder."
 * Beefalo Hat- "I've taken his hair and put it on my own!"
 * Beekeeper Hat- "This will keep the pokeys off of me."
 * Feather Hat- "I am a phoenix!"
 * Winter Hat- "It's not warm enough for my liking."
 * Top Hat- "A top hat and a lighter, a perfect combination."
 * Dapper Vest- "Not as nice as a flaming vest, but it'll do."
 * Breezy Vest- "Now I'll be with my friend forever."
 * Puffy Vest- "Not as warm as a good fire, but still pretty good!"
 * Bush Hat- "Too passive!"
 * Garland- "A halo of flowers. Too bad it's not a burning halo of flowers."
 * Walking Cane- "I can walk more easily with this!"

Reign of Giants

 * Cat Cap- "Cuddly hat."
 * Fashion Melon- "Well, that's one use for this fruit."
 * Ice Cube- "It's a real damper on my mood."
 * Rain Coat- "This'll do the trick."
 * Rain Hat- "Anything to keep the water away."
 * Summer Frest- "Vests are so in."
 * Floral Shirt- "I wonder if it'd burn as nicely as actual flowers do."
 * Eyebrella- "If I wear it, I don't have to look at it..."
 * Hibearnation Vest- "It's like swimming in fur."

Don't Starve Together

 * Trusty Tape- "At least something around here can hold it together."
 * Fashion Goggles- "What a great look!"
 * Desert Goggles- "Not very stylish."
 * Funcap- "I don't like having my head messed with."

Shipwrecked

 * Brain of Thought- "I feel smarter, but also gross..."
 * Snakeskin Hat- "Water just runs right off it."
 * Snakeskin Jacket- "This coat makes me feel dangerous."
 * Blubber Suit- "It squishes when I move..."
 * Windbreaker- "Wind is the enemy of fire."
 * Tar Suit- "This might not be the safest thing to light fires in."
 * Particulate Purifier- "I like not smelling smelly smells."
 * Sleek Hat- "Brisk movement snuffs fires..."
 * Shark Tooth Crown- "Wearing this gives me a toothy grin."
 * Dumbrella- "If I bought this in a store I'd feel burned."

Shipwrecked

 * Log Raft- "Campfire wood has other uses!"
 * Raft- "It would be unwise to light this on fire while at sea."
 * Row Boat- "Rowing? Really?"
 * Cargo Boat- "I can carry so many flammables on this."
 * Armoured Boat- "I'd like to see something try to take a bite out of this boat."
 * Encrusted Boat- "Crumbly."
 * Surfboard- "
 * The 'Sea Legs'- "A fine ship."
 * Boat Repair Kit- "This should patch up any little leaks."
 * Thatch Sail- "It makes use of the wind."
 * Cloth Sail- "Nice stitching."
 * Snakeskin Sail- "What a morbid sail."
 * Feather Lite Sail- "Gotta hand it to those dumdums--they give good sail"
 * Iron Wind- "Now we're gettin' somewhere."
 * Boat Torch- "Not for torching boats."
 * Boat Lantern- "Light without a flame, I don't like it one bit."
 * Boat Cannon- "Wonder if I can start fires with this?"
 * Quackering Ram- "Can't stop me now!"
 * Sea Trap (held and placed)- "C'mon, swim inside! It's cozy in there!"
 * Sea Yard (running)- "It's a fixin' machine."
 * Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "
 * Tar Extractor (off)- "
 * Tar Extractor (on)- "It's getting me fuel for burnin'! Heheheh."
 * Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "
 * Trawl Net- "I'll catch a bunch of wet stuff with this."
 * Trawl Net (equipped and full)- "What's in the baaaag?"
 * Trawl Net (extremely full)- "My trawl's ready to be reeled in."
 * Trawl Net (detached)- "Everything is going to be wet in there."
 * Trawl Net (sinking)- "It's going to sink soon!"
 * Spyglass- "You can't hide from me now, islands!"
 * Super Spyglass- "I can see to the ends of the Earth."
 * Captain Hat- "I no longer have that sinking feeling."
 * Pirate Hat- "I feel piratey and naughty."
 * Lucky Hat- "I don't think it was made for me."
 * Life Jacket- "But will it keep my lighter dry?"

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Machete- "A fire machete is a girl's best friend!"
 * Obsidian Axe- "Such an axe! Cuts AND burns?!"
 * Obsidian Spear- "I poke. They burn!"
 * Obsidian Armour- "Hit me and burn!"
 * Obsidian Coconade- "The Obsidian gives more boom for my buck."
 * Howling Conch- "Hope no fires get blown out."
 * Sail Stick- "I'm the queen of this boooooat!"
 * Volcano Staff- "I am a goddess of fiery destruction!"

Base Game

 * Thulecite- "I don't think it would burn."
 * Thulecite Wall (held)- "Will they fit in my pockets?"
 * Thulecite Wall- "And they'll huff and they'll puff!"
 * Thulecite Wall (damaged)- "I think I can fix this!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "Looks normal to me."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It's warning me."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "The fuel is coming to life!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "It's almost humming."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "I think it's turning off."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "I guess it's nearly over."
 * Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I don't think it's working."
 * The Lazy Forager- "It picks up my burning materials for me!"
 * Magiluminescence- "It seems to absorb the darkness around it."
 * Construction Amulet- "I feel my mind open when I wear it."
 * The Lazy Explorer- "It gives me a headache."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "It's magical."
 * Deconstruction Staff- "It won't start a fire but I guess it's still useful."
 * Pick/Axe- "It's so useful!"
 * Thulecite Crown- "It seems like there's something flowing through it."
 * Thulecite Suit- "Not sure I want to wear this."
 * Thulecite Club- "This will keep the nasties at bay."
 * Houndius Shootius (held)- "It's no good until I place it."
 * Houndius Shootius- "I wish it lit stuff on fire."

Don't Starve Together

 * Birds of the World- "Less reading, more burning!"
 * Applied Horticulture- "Ughh, who cares?"
 * Sleepytime Stories- "Bo-oring!"
 * The End is Nigh!- "That's my favorite book!"
 * On Tentacles- "Looks like kindling to me!"

Shipwrecked

 * Joy of Volcanology- "I'll burn through this book!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Map Scroll (empty)- "Nothing's on it? I can burn it then, right?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Kittykit- "You're the perfect lapwarmer."
 * Vargling- "Hah, you don't even know you're smelly."
 * Ewelet- "Look at those creepy little eyes. Aww."
 * Broodling- "We were made for each other."
 * Glomglom- "Aww, I could just squish your gross lil face!"
 * Giblet- "I could just eat you up."

Don't Starve Together

 * Carved Hornucopia- "Ouchhh! I think I chipped a tooth."
 * Bubble Pipe Carving- "I prefer smoky fires."
 * Pawn Figure- "What sort of peasant doesn't have a torch?!"
 * Rook Figure- "That one looks like it could do some damage."
 * Knight Figure- "A horse with no butt."
 * Bishop Figure- "Just some dumb bishop piece."
 * Queenly Figure- "Ewww, she doesn't have a head!"
 * Kingly Figure- "I'm not afraid of that guy. He doesn't even have arms!"
 * Deerclops Figure- "We kicked its butt."
 * Bearger Figure- "Those are some pointy teeth."
 * Moose/Goose Figure- "Looks as dumb as the real thing."
 * Dragonfly Figure- "I think... I think I understand art."
 * Knight, Bishop, and Rook Figures (shaking on new moon)-

Hallowed Nights

 * Candy Bag- "I'm gonna stuff so much candy in there!"
 * Candy Apple- "That's wayyyy better than a regular apple!"
 * Candy Corn- "Do people actually eat these or are they just a bad joke?"
 * Catcoon Candy- "These are a meow-uthful."
 * Choco Pigs- "I'm gonna need about a dozen of these."
 * Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Yesssss! Lollipops!"
 * Gummy Spider- "Eww! I hate black licorice!"
 * Jelly Worm- "Why does something so yummy have to look so gross!"
 * Not-So-Candy Corn- "Ewwww it's corn flavored!"
 * Raisins- "Burn them!!!"
 * "Raisins"- "Hey Wolfgang, eat one and tell us what it is!"
 * Candy Lice- "Yuck! That's disgusting!"
 * Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "It's sorta tangy."
 * Lava Pepper- "Mmm! It burns my mouth so good!"
 * Broken Stake- "Looks like firewood to me."
 * Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Just a big dumb ball."
 * Empty Elixir- "Hey Wes! Dare you to drink the last bit!"
 * Faux Fangs- "Pfft, they're not even sharp."
 * Monkey Paw- "Ughhh! That's so nasty!"
 * Spider Ring- "Ewww! Who would ever wear that!"
 * Binoculars- "It makes stuff look small no matter which way I turn it."
 * Lone Glove- "Who needs just one glove?"
 * Snail Scale- "Snails are gross!"
 * Goop Canister- "Ooo, it's warm."
 * Toy Cobra- "I don't like snakes."
 * Crocodile Toy- "Yeesh. I can feel the nostalgia dripping off it."
 * Broken Terrarium- "It's just junk."
 * Odd Radio- "It's got kind of a dumb face, huh?"
 * Broken Hairdryer- "I never take my pigtails out anyway."

Winter's Feast

 * Gift Wrap- "Ribbons burn real good!"
 * Gift- "It's for me right?!"
 * Festive Tree Planter- "Are we gonna grow a tree?"
 * Festive Tree Planter (burnt)- "Happy Winter's Feast, everybody."
 * Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "
 * Winter's Feast Tree- "Looks great!"
 * Gingerbread Cookie- "Honestly, who DOESN'T eat the head first?"
 * Eternal Fruitcake- "Anyone else sense the overpowering stench of evil?"
 * Sugar Cookie- "Doesn't look too bad, considering!"
 * Candy Cane- "Gimme two of 'em and I can do a MacTusk impression."
 * Chocolate Log Cake- "A log for eating, not for burning."
 * Plum Pudding- "I'm gonna totally stuff my face!!"
 * Apple Cider- "Sure beats rainwater!"
 * Hot Cocoa- "I only like it when it's SCALDING."
 * Heavenly Eggnog- "Who knew stuff from a bird's butt could be so tasty?"
 * Festive Bauble- "Bibble-ty bauble-ty boo!"
 * Festive Light- "It's like a fire, but without the burning!"
 * Magnificent Adornment- "Woah, shiny! Nice!"

Year of the Gobbler

 * Gobbler Shrine- "I don't even like gobblers!"
 * Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "
 * Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "Well, that's burned now."
 * Red Pouch- "What a great color!"
 * Lucky Gold Nugget- "I don't think I'm supposed to spend this."
 * Red Firecrackers- "Light'em up!"
 * Red Lantern- "Anything with a fire in it is okay by me."
 * Lucky Fan- "It's a big ol' fan."
 * Lucky Beast Head- "Sooo ferocious!"
 * Lucky Beast Body- "Aww, I always get caught in the middle!"
 * Lucky Beast Tail- "I wanna be the caboose!"

The Forge

 * Battlemaster Pugna- "Pfft, I bet he can't even fight."
 * Pit Pig- "Keep that snout to yourself!"
 * Crocommander- "Jeez, what's his crocodeal?"
 * Snortoise- "Hey! How am I s'pose to hit you with all that armor?"
 * Scorpeon- "It's got a weaponized butt!"
 * Boarilla- "You can't push me around."
 * Grand Forge Boarrior- "He looks pretty haggard."
 * Ancient Gateway (off)- "This is WAY better than our gate back home!"
 * Ancient Gateway (on)- "Time to go."
 * Ancient Anchor (empty)- "There's no key in it."
 * Ancient Anchor (key)- "Looks good."
 * Forge Portal- "Jerks come out of it."
 * Battle Standard- "Kill that flag!"
 * Baby Spider- "That spider's so tiny!"
 * Magma Golem- "Woah! I love it!"
 * Living Staff- "I could take a crack at it."
 * Infernal Staff- "So I just wave it and FIRE APPEARS?"
 * Petrifying Tome- "Looks like kindling to me."
 * Tome of Beckoning- "Looks interesting, for a book."
 * Forging Hammer- "That weapon looks boring."
 * Pith Pike- "I don't want to use that."
 * Spiral Spear- "Looks cumbersome."
 * Riled Lucy- "That's Woodie's axe."
 * Darts- "Ptoo! Now you're dead!"
 * Molten Darts- "Ooh, the firepower!"
 * Reed Tunic- "This armor isn't very good."
 * Feathered Reed Tunic- "It barely does anything."
 * Wood Armor- "This armor will stop a blow or two."
 * Jagged Wood Armor- "Good for smackin' stuff."
 * Silken Wood Armor- "I could do neat stuff more often with that."
 * Stone Splint Mail- "That armor looks pretty safe."
 * Steadfast Stone Armor- "Nothing's gonna get through that!"
 * Barbed Helm- "So pointy!"
 * Nox Helm- "I'd wear it if I felt like hitting stuff."
 * Resplendent Nox Helm- "Dibs!"
 * Feathered Wreath- "It's a feather crown!"
 * Crystal Tiara- "Ohh, I want it!"
 * Clairvoyant Crown- "Ooo, gimme!"
 * Woven Garland- "Comes with a matching staff!"
 * Flower Headband- "That's a great wreath!"
 * Blossomed Wreath- "I don't even wanna burn it!"
 * Started revival- "Hey! Get back up!"
 * Finished revival- "You got this!"
 * Revived- "Thanks for the hand!"
 * Refusing inappropriate weapon- "I'm not using that!"

Base Game

 * Evergreen- "It looks like it would burn well."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "Die in a fire!"
 * Spiky Tree- "It looks dangerous!"
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "One less tree in the world."
 * Spiky Tree (stump)- "Not so spiky now, are you?"
 * Evergreen, Lumpy Evergreen, and Spiky Tree (burning)- "YES! BURN!"
 * Evergreen, Lumpy Evergreen, and Spiky Tree (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
 * Evergreen (sapling)- "You'll be a real tree soon."
 * Log- "Wood! So flammable! Hooray!"
 * Log (burning)- "Burn, log, buuuurn!"
 * Charcoal- "Mmmm. Smells like fire."
 * Pine Cone- "Hey there, tree seed."
 * Marble Tree- "The worst kind of tree. The non-flammable kind."
 * Totally Normal Tree- "It might be alive, but it'll still burn."
 * Totally Normal Tree (stump)- "
 * Living Log- "It looks upset."
 * Sapling- "I should pick it."
 * Sapling (picked)- "Poor little limp tree."
 * Sapling and Reeds (burning)- "Burn! Yeah!"
 * Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"
 * Twigs- "A bunch of small twigs. Good for fires, among other things."
 * Grass Tuft- "What a sorry looking piece of... grass?"
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "Grass stubble is kind of useless."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "Fire! Wooo!"
 * Cut Grass- "Cut grass, ready for burning. Or maybe crafting."
 * Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Mmmmm. Berries."
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "I want more berries!"
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "Eat poop, stupid plant!"
 * Reeds- "It's a burnable clump of reeds."
 * Reeds (picked)- "I can't do anything with reed stubble."
 * Cut Reeds- "Cut reeds, ready for burning. Or maybe crafting."
 * Plant- "I'll eat it if I have to."
 * Plant (growing)- "Hurry up, you stupid plant!"
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Oh boy. Vegetables."
 * Marsh Plant- "It's all planty."
 * Spiky Bush- "It looks sharp."
 * Spiky Bush (after picking)- "Those thorns hurt!"
 * Spiky Bush (burning)- "Burn, thorns!"
 * Flower- "I don't have time to waste on flowers."
 * Petals- "Stupid flowers. They're almost useless."
 * Evil Flower- "Ugh, that smells terrible."
 * Dark Petals- "Ew, they're sticky."
 * Red Mushroom- "Pretty!"
 * Green Mushroom- "Stupid mushroom."
 * Blue Mushroom- "Dumb mushroom."
 * Mushroom (sleeping)- "Hey! You! Get up here!"
 * Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it will return some day."

Reign of Giants

 * Birchnut Tree- "It looks like it would burn well."
 * Birchnut Tree (stump)- "One less tree in the world."
 * Birchnut Tree (burning)- "YES! BURN!"
 * Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
 * Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "You'll be a real tree soon."
 * Sapling (withered)- "It's so dry, it's like it wants to be on fire."
 * Grass Tuft (withered)- "Nice and dry, ready to burn!"
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "All dried out. Primed for fire!"
 * Plant (withered)- "It's crackly and dry. Good kindling!"
 * Birchnut- "Hey there, tree seed."
 * Cactus- "Spines! My weakness! How did you know?"
 * Cactus (after picking)- "Ouch!"
 * Cactus (picked)- "We'll call it a tie."
 * Tumbleweed- "It looks highly flammable."

Don't Starve Together

 * Twiggy Tree- "How are you supposed to get the sticks from up there??"
 * Twiggy Tree (stump)- "One less tree in the world."
 * Twiggy Tree (burning)- "YES! BURN!"
 * Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
 * Twiggy Tree (old)- "
 * Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "It'll grow... unless something fiery happens to it."
 * Twiggy Tree Cone- "Looks like campfire fuel to me!"
 * Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "Burn the sick!"
 * Diseased Sapling (picked)-
 * Diseased Sapling (burning)- "
 * Diseased Sapling (withered)- "
 * Diseased Grass Tuft (picked)-
 * Diseased Grass Tuft (barren)-
 * Diseased Grass Tuft (burning)-
 * Diseased Grass Tuft (withered)-
 * Diseased Berry Bush (picked)-
 * Diseased Berry Bush (burning)-
 * Diseased Berry Bush (barren)-
 * Diseased Berry Bush (withered)- "
 * Juicy Berry Bush- "Ready for picking!"
 * Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "Make mooooore!"
 * Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "Yes!! Burn!!"
 * Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "Did I say you could stop growing?!"
 * Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"
 * Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "It's burning up."
 * Diseased Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "
 * Diseased Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "
 * Diseased Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "
 * Diseased Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "
 * Marble Sprout- "That makes no sense!"
 * Marble Shrub- "What sort of bush doesn't burn?!"
 * Rose- "I'd like to burn this flower in particular."
 * Rose (after picking)- "
 * Succulent- "It's a small, unburned plant."
 * Succulent (held)- "It's been picked."

Shipwrecked

 * Bamboo Patch (normal and burning)- "Kindling!"
 * Jungle Tree- "That's a whole lot of tree to burn!"
 * Viney Bush- "I bet these crackle and pop when they burn."
 * Snake Den- "
 * Bamboo Patch (stump)- "It'll come back."
 * Jungle and Palm Tree (stump)- "That took a few swings."
 * Viney Bush (stump)- "That's how you untangle them."
 * Snake Den (stump)- "
 * Jungle and Palm Tree (burning)- "Wooow! So much fire!"
 * Viney Bush (burning)- "I bet these crackle and pop when they burn.."
 * Snake Den (burning)- "
 * Bamboo Patch and Viney Bush (burnt)- "Leftovers from a fire. I wish it was still here."
 * Jungle and Palm Tree (burnt)- "A major improvement."
 * Snake Den (burnt)- "
 * Bamboo Root- "
 * Viney Bush Root- "
 * Jungle Tree (sapling and seed)- "A future forest fire."
 * Bamboo- "Looks flammable."
 * Vine- "I could use this in something. Or just burn it."
 * Brainy Sprout- "Genius idea, hiding out with these dumb regular corals."
 * Brainy Sprout (picked)- "
 * Seaweed (plant)- "Soggy sea grass."
 * Seaweed (picked)- "
 * Seaweed Stalk- "
 * Mangrove- "No need to water this guy."
 * Mangrove (burning)- "
 * Mangrove (burnt)- "Burned down to the... water."
 * Mangrove (stump)- "
 * Palm Tree- "You have a curious lack of branches."
 * Palm Tree (sapling)- "An edible tree thing."
 * Palm Leaf- "You're green, but you'd burn."
 * Regular Jungle Tree- "There's something odd about this tree..."
 * Regular Jungle Tree (stump)- "
 * Tidal Plant- "Plant-y."

Base Game

 * Beehive- "It's full of bees!"
 * Killer Bee Hive- "I had better keep my distance."
 * Honeycomb- "It's waxy."
 * Hound Mound- "Uh oh, I don't like the look of that."
 * Bones- "Gross."
 * Touch Stone- "I guess I should touch it?"
 * Obelisk (sane, up)- "I wonder what these markings mean."
 * Obelisk (sane, down)- "Doesn't look flammable. How boring."
 * Obelisk (insane, up)- "Am I seeing things?"
 * Obelisk (insane, down)- "Where'd it go?"
 * Harp Statue- "What a nice statue. Shame if something were to happen to it."
 * Marble Pillar- "I wonder if the rest burnt down."
 * Marble- "It's heavy!"
 * Rundown House- "No-one would care if this burned down."
 * Merm Head- "That's what you get for being so stinky!"
 * Pig Head- "I guess I have it alright."
 * Pig Torch- "These pigs sure know how to have a good time."
 * Basalt- "It's too hard to break!"
 * Boulder- "Just another rock to me."
 * Rocks- "Can I make inukshuks with these?"
 * Flint- "The poor man's fire-starter."
 * Nitre- "There are tiny explosions trapped inside."
 * Gold Nugget- "Where am I going to spend this."
 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."
 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."
 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"
 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."
 * Grave- "It's full of dead stuff, I bet."
 * Grave (dug)- "Better it than me."
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Who just leaves dirt lying around in the forest?"
 * Animal Track- "It leads to my new friend."
 * Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Ohh... he got away."
 * Animal Track (found)- "I'll find you!"
 * Wooden Thing- "I like the way the symbols glow."
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I'm making a monstrosity!"
 * Wooden Thing (locked)- "Needs to be unlocked somehow."
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I just want to see this world burn."
 * Ring Thing- "This is too precious to burn!."
 * Crank Thing- "What's this part good for?"
 * Box Thing- "It feels warm."
 * Metal Potato Thing- "Perhaps I could melt it into a more pleasing shape."
 * Worm Hole- "Poke it with a stick!"
 * Worm Hole (open)- "I wonder if he likes spicy food?"
 * Worm Hole (exited)- "I'll have to burn these clothes!"
 * Pond- "This pond will definitely not ignite. How dull."
 * Skeleton- "I hope you at least went out in a blaze of glory."
 * Spider Den- "That's just nasty."
 * Spider Eggs- "Tons of tiny disgusting spiders."
 * Rabbit Hole- "Stupid rabbits. Come out so I can eat you."
 * Walrus Camp- "Why does everyone have a nicer house than me?"
 * Walrus Camp (empty)- "I'm not going in there. Yuck!"
 * Sunken Boat- "That mangy bird looks like he wants my stuff!"
 * Sunken Boat (empty)- "
 * Flotsam- "It's out there, but I'm over here..."

Reign of Giants

 * Ice- "Chilly."
 * Mini Glacier- "I don't think there's any way it'd burn."
 * Mini Glacier (melted)- "As useless as water ever was."
 * Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Boo! I lost track of him in this mud."
 * Burrow- "Down away from the sun. It's unnatural."
 * Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Stupid rabbits must be stuck down there."
 * Rundown House (burnt) "It's true, no one does care."
 * Merm Head (burnt)- "Double whammy!"
 * Pig Head (burnt)- "It can always get worse, I guess."
 * Hollow Stump- "I wouldn't burn it while someone lives here."
 * Hollow Stump (empty)- "It's all dried up and ready for burning."
 * Glommer's Statue- "Is that supposed to be something?"
 * Glommer's Statue (mined)- "Looks about the same."
 * Skeleton (self)- "That gives me the willies."
 * Sunken Boat (burning)- "
 * Sunken Boat (burnt)- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Florid Postern- "The vines coil away from my lighter... weird!"
 * Gigantic Beehive- "Dare you guys to smack it with a hammer."
 * Honey Patch- "
 * Honey Patch (growing)- "
 * Rocks- "What's the point of collecting these again?"
 * Gold Nugget- "What should we spend it on??"
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "Looks like a bunch of rubble to me."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "Not burnable. Not interested."
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "It's a marble statue, I guess."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "What a creepy load of junk!"
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "The crank doesn't even turn!"
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "That thing looks terrible."
 * Marble Sculpture (unable to repair, wrong piece)- "We carried it all this way and it's not even the right one!"
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "I'm more used to destroying things than fixing them."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Humpty Dumpty's back together again."
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "He didn't even say 'thank you'."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "
 * Magma- "Yes! Yessss!"
 * Rock- "
 * Crispy Skeleton- "
 * Marble Statue (Comedy)- "She hasn't put her face on for the day yet."
 * Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "Yikes. I'd cover that up too if I were her."
 * Marble Statue (Pawn)- "It's an okay statue, I guess."
 * Marble Statue (Vase)- "A brazier would be nicer."
 * Meteor- "It's, like, a rock."
 * Moon Rock- "Just another rock to me."
 * Moon Stone (broken)- "Oh look, a bunch of smashed up rocks!"
 * Moon Stone (repaired)- "It's expecting something from me."
 * Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Hurry up already, stupid rock!"
 * Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "
 * Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "That's obviously completely wrong."
 * Moon Stone (not staff)- "I don't have to jam stuff into every hole I see!"
 * Moon Rubble- "Oh look! ROCKS! Ughhhhh!"
 * Petrified Evergreen (normal and mined)- "How am I supposed to burn it now?"
 * Rock Den- "Is there anything cute in there??"
 * Skeleton (male player)- "
 * Skeleton (female player)- "
 * Skeleton (robot player)- "
 * Skeleton (other player)- "
 * Stagehand- "What's a weird table doing out here? Let's burn it!"
 * Stagehand (walking)- "Gross! I told you we shoulda burnt it!"
 * Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Ha, falling to pieces. Rookie mistake."
 * Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Great, now we've irritated some marble crime boss!"
 * Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "Gross. I don't think that was supposed to come off."
 * Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "At least it doesn't smell anymore."
 * Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Lookit this big dumb lawn ornament!"
 * Loot Stash- "Nothing says 'Open Me' quite like a lock!!"
 * Lake- "It's a bunch of water."
 * Lake (dry)- "
 * Cave-in Boulder- "Let's just smash it up."
 * Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "

Shipwrecked

 * Crabbit Den- "Come out and play with me!"
 * Crabbit Den (collapsed)- "
 * Fishermerm's Hut- "Fish mongers."
 * Merm Hut- "
 * Shoal- "Why here, fishies?"
 * Wobster Den- "The happy lobster home."
 * Coral Reef- "I wish I had a snorkel."
 * Coral- "Pretty colors."
 * Coral Larva- "Haha, gross."
 * Limpet Rock- "This gross food is trying to eat that rock."
 * Limpet Rock (picked)- "The rock won't be bothered by those suckers for a bit."
 * Limpet Rock (withered)- "
 * Magma Pile- "Magma-nificent!"
 * Krissure- "Glorious..."
 * Steamer Trunk- "Ooo! I hope there are useful items inside."
 * Sandy Pile- "Oh, look! It's some sand."
 * Sand- "Big deal, it's sand."
 * Sharkitten Den- "My shark radar is burning."
 * Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "Why is this sand dune here?"
 * Volcano- "The biggest, fieriest fire in all the lands!"
 * Dragoon Egg- "I think this hot rock is actually a hot egg."
 * Suspicious Bubbles- "What's making those bubbles?"
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "
 * Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "Ooo, there's a big fishy nearby."
 * Tar Slick- "There's something flammable down there."
 * Tar- "I bet that burns real good!"
 * Tar Trap- "Would be better as a fire trap."
 * Tidal Pool- "I wonder which way it would swirl if you flushed it?"
 * Lava Pool- "What marvelous heat and fury!"
 * Mussels- "Just out of reach."
 * Slot Machine- "This seems like a waste of time..."
 * Electric Isosceles- "I feel kinda dizzy looking at it."
 * Octo Chest- "It's filled with sea treats!"
 * Debris- "Did I do that?"
 * Crate- "If I burn it, whatever is inside burns too..."
 * Wildbore Head- "Blech!"
 * Wildbore Head (burnt)- "
 * Seashell- "Stupid seashell."
 * Poisonous Hole- "Nature is so gross."
 * Gunpowder Barrel- "My favorite type of barrel!"
 * X Marks the Spot- "If I don't like the treasure I'll set the chest on fire."
 * Rawling- "He keeps me company."
 * Watery Grave- "Something's fishy here."
 * Wreck- "Someone has regrets."
 * Wooden Platform Thing- "
 * Wooden Platform Thing (partially assembled)- "
 * Wooden Platform Thing (locked)- "
 * Wooden Platform Thing (fully assembled)- "
 * Grassy Thing- "Wonder what this is used for."
 * Screw Thing- "A part for something."
 * Wooden Potato Thing- "Wonder what it does?"
 * Ring Thing- "This goes with something else, I think."

Exclusive to Pocket Edition

 * Compromising Statue- "Be the phoenix."

Base Game

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "Who plugged that hole?"
 * Sinkhole- "I don't want to go in that gross hole!"
 * Rope to Surface- "It's dark and stuffy down here."
 * Red Mushtree- "Gross. It smells like leprechaun butt."
 * Green Mushtree- "Gross. It's all mushroomy."
 * Blue Mushtree- "Gross. This tree is sick all over."
 * Light Flower- "It's burning inside."
 * Light Bulb- "Bright!"
 * Stalagmite- "Rocks are boring."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "More boring rocks."
 * Spilagmite- "It's full of spiders."
 * Slurtle Mound- "I should burn them out."
 * Splumonkey Pod- "What a wonderfully flammable home."
 * Fern- "Looks flammable."
 * Foliage- "Fuel for the fire."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "Looks burnable!"
 * Cave Banana Tree (burning)- "
 * Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Sinkhole (blocked by roots)- "
 * Bat Cave- "What would happen if I dropped a match in there?"
 * Red Mushtree (blooming)- "It's spreading junk everywhere."
 * Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Ew, I don't want to get too close."
 * Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "Ack! It stinks!"
 * Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "That one got what it deserves."
 * Red Spore- "
 * Red Spore (held)- "
 * Green Spore- "
 * Green Spore (held)- "
 * Blue Spore- "It's like colorful sparks!"
 * Blue Spore (held)- "
 * Mysterious Plant- "
 * Fossil Fragment- "It's just nasty old bits of bones!"
 * Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Needs more gross old bits."
 * Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "That looks absolutely ridiculous."
 * Odd Skeleton (complete)- "Looks passable."
 * Odd Skeleton (improper revival)- "

Base Game

 * Plugged Ruins Sinkhole-
 * Ruins Sinkhole-
 * Ancient Statue- "Drat, won't burn."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "The dead can't get through here."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Oooo! An afterlife intercom."
 * Algae- "It must need a lot of water."
 * Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "Dead windup horsey" [sic]
 * Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "Dead windup priest" [sic]
 * Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Dead windup castle" [sic]
 * Relic- "Old furniture."
 * Relic (broken)- "Bits and pieces, pieces and bits."
 * Thulecite Fragments- "This Thulecite crumbled to pieces."
 * Cave Lichen- "A crusty plant"
 * Ornate Chest- "Kind of tacky."
 * Ornate Chest (triggered trap)-
 * Large Ornate Chest- "I want big horns like that!"
 * Nightmare Light- "Light without fire is unnatural."

Don't Starve Together

 * Ancient Chest- "A very very old chest."
 * Ancient Chest (shaking)- "
 * Ancient Chest (failed)- "Rude."
 * Ancient Chest (successful)- "
 * Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "Why would anyone want to live down here?"
 * Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "
 * Ancient Gateway (activated)- "
 * Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "Is it gonna explode?!"
 * Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "
 * Ancient Obelisk- "It's in some other language."
 * Ancient Beacon- "Ew, creepy."
 * Ancient Beacon (active)- "It's somehow even creepier when it's on."
 * Ancient Mural (first)- "It's got a picture of some gross looking people."
 * Ancient Mural (second)- "Can't tell what that was a picture of."
 * Ancient Mural (third)- "I think someone spilled ink on this picture."
 * Ancient Mural (fourth)- "Oh, gross! The people're losing their skin in this one!"
 * Ancient Mural (fifth)- "It's just a picture of a city."
 * Atrium Statue- "Eerily lifelike."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Workbench- "Fire items can be forged here!"
 * Coffee Plant- "Hot java from hot lava!"
 * Coffee Plant (picked)- "Aw, but I want another cup..."
 * Coffee Plant (barren and withered)- "It needs ash and love. Mostly just ash."
 * Coffee Plant (held)- "I know just what to do with you."
 * Elephant Cactus- "Yowch!"
 * Elephant Cactus (withered)- "Don't rub up against me!"
 * Elephant Cactus Stump- "And stay down!"
 * Elephant Cactus (held)- "I don't have to water you, right?"
 * Obsidian Boulder- "This rock makes me so excited I want to explode!"
 * Obsidian- "A fire rock!"
 * Charcoal Boulder- "It drops burned things!"
 * Burnt Ash Tree- "You come pre-burnt!"
 * Dragoon Saliva- "A burning puddle of hork..."
 * Woodlegs' Cage- "I guess he was bad to the bone."
 * Woodlegs (free)-
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "An altar to the sate the fire gods!"
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "Why would I wanna appease the volcano? Then it wouldn't shoot fire!"
 * Volcano (exit)- "I hate to leave this place..."

Base Game

 * Clockwork Knight- "It's a pony!"
 * Clockwork Bishop- "It's a bishop!"
 * Clockwork Rook- "It's a castle!"
 * Damaged Knight- "It looks pretty worn down."
 * Damaged Bishop- "Ahhh!"
 * Damaged Rook- "It has a nasty smile."
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "I'm not afraid of you!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "OUCH! You jerk!"
 * Hound- "What a jerk!"
 * Red Hound- "I actually kind of like this one."
 * Blue Hound- "Gross! Cold!"
 * Hound's Tooth- "It's sharp. I like it!"
 * Spider- "He's nasty. I should kill him."
 * Spider Warrior- "Maybe I could kill it... with FIRE."
 * Spider (sleeping)- "I could take him."
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Maybe I should just leave that one alone."
 * Spider (dead)- "Ha! I showed you!"
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "He had it coming."
 * Spider Gland- "Eeeeew it's slimy and stinky!"
 * Silk- "Mmmmmm. Smooth."
 * Krampus- "Stay back, you big jerk!"
 * Krampus Sack- "I've got a new bag!"
 * Merm- "Eww, it's all swampy."
 * Frog- "He's too damp to burn."
 * Frog (sleeping)- "They're cute when they're sleeping."
 * Frog (dead)- "I showed him!"
 * Tentacle- "Not at all cuddly."
 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."
 * Tentacle Spots- "Ewwwww."
 * Big Tentacle- "It's quivering."
 * Big Slimy Pit- "
 * Baby Tentacle- "Awwww, they want hugs!"
 * Guardian Pig- "I like his attitude!"
 * Guardian Pig (dead)- "
 * Werepig- "Bring it on, piggie!"
 * Ghost- "I can't kill what's already dead."
 * MacTusk- "Stop following me!"
 * Wee MacTusk- "He looks tasty."
 * Walrus Tusk- "Nom nom nom."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "I kind of like the look of it."
 * Mosquito- "So annoying!"
 * Mosquito (held)- "Keep that mouth away from me!"
 * Mosquito Sack- "Blood must bubble in currents muggy and thick."
 * Nearby Mosquitoes- "Get away, you bloodsucking jerks!"
 * Cave Spider- "What a frustrating jerk!"
 * Spitter- "Get over here!"
 * Batilisk- "Cute little guy!"
 * Meat Bulb- "I bet a quick fire would take care of this."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "It's mine now."
 * Eyeplant- "They spread like fire."
 * Slurper- "Do they have little fires in their bellies?"
 * Slurper Pelt- "Doesn't look much different dead."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "They come from above."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "It's so furry!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "Light without fire. Unnatural."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Does dirt normally move around?"

Reign of Giants

 * Varg- "You're a big mean jerk!"
 * Poison Birchnut Tree- "A fire would set him straight."
 * Poison Birchnut Tree (stump)-
 * Birchnutter- "Aaah! Set it on fire!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Ewecus- "I don't like your face!"
 * Steel Wool- "Make a spark, it'll still burn."
 * Gem Deer- "Marginally better smelling than most animals here."
 * Grumble Bee- "Puffy flying jerk!"
 * Lavae- "Why can't we be friends?"
 * Shadow Piece-

Shipwrecked

 * Crocodog- "You don't look that tough."
 * Yellow Crocodog- "Back off!"
 * Blue Crocodog- "I'm watching you!"
 * Floaty Boaty Knight- "Check out your boat, mate."
 * Flup (in ground)- "
 * Flup- "Flup off!"
 * Eyeshot- "This blows."
 * Pirate Ghost- "What 'arrrr' you?"
 * Poison Mosquito- "Shoo! Away!"
 * Poison Mosquito (held)- "
 * Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Something disgusting dropped this."
 * Snake- "Jerks that slither."
 * Poison Snake- "Those are some pointy fangs."
 * Snakeskin- "Leathery."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous)- "
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "
 * Sea Hound- "Jerks that swim."
 * Stink Ray- "Now I've seen everything."
 * Swordfish- "Ugh, fire would get rid of that smell."
 * White Whale- "I see fire in its eyes!"
 * White Whale Carcass- "Victory doesn't smell very good..."
 * White Whale Carcass (bloated stage 1)-
 * White Whale Carcass (bloated stage 2)-
 * Dragoon- "If only I could figure out how to train one."

Base Game

 * Beefalo- "What a disgusting, hairy beast!"
 * Beefalo (follower)- "Er, are you following me?"
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "They look even dumber when they're sleeping."
 * Beefalo (naked)- "Ha! He's all naked now!"
 * Beefalo Wool- "Ha! I stole his hair!"
 * Beefalo Horn- "I can hear those hairy beasts inside."
 * Baby Beefalo- "Even the babies are ugly."
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "WAKE UP!"
 * Nearby Bees- "
 * Bee- "It's fat, but that stinger looks dangerous."
 * Killer Bee- "I like the cut of that bee's jib."
 * Bee (held)- "Pocket full of bees!"
 * Killer Bee (held)- "Buzz!"
 * Stinger- "It's pokey!"
 * Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Ugh. They're fragrant."
 * Pig (follower)- "Ick. It's following me."
 * Pig (dead)- "I wonder how they taste."
 * Pig Skin- "Ha ha. A pig's butt."
 * Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Ugh. They look so stupid."
 * Bunny Puff- "I won that argument."
 * Koalefant- "We will be great friends!"
 * Winter Koalefant- "He sure looks warm..."
 * Pengull- "Run away tiny dancers."
 * Rock Lobster- "We don't have much in common."
 * Slurtle- "I want to blow it up!"
 * Snurtle- "Kaboom!"
 * Slurtle Slime- "I love this stuff!"
 * Broken Shell- "Heh. It broke."
 * Splumonkey- "Joke's on you! I can burn this poo."

Reign of Giants

 * Buzzard- "Your neck is gross."
 * Catcoon- "Here, kitty!"
 * Cat Tail- "I've kept stranger things than this."
 * Volt Goat- "Bouncy goat."
 * Volt Goat (charged)- "You're crazy!"
 * Volt Goat Horn- "I can hear the lightning if I hold it to my ear."

Don't Starve Together

 * Beefalo (domesticated)- "It's lost the fire from its heart."
 * Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "You need to burn some calories."
 * Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "Let's go!"
 * Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "I can see fire in its eyes."

Shipwrecked

 * Blue Whale- "They make fish that big?"
 * Blue Whale Carcass- "It's starting to spoil..."
 * Blue Whale Carcass (bloated stage 1)-
 * Blue Whale Carcass (bloated stage 2)-
 * Bottlenose Ballphin- "You don't look particularly flammable."
 * Dorsal Fin- "It's, like... a fin, I guess?"
 * Jellyfish- "I'll call you Bob."
 * Jellyfish (held)- "It's shriveling up."
 * Water Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "You look pretty sturdy."
 * Water Beefalo (follower)- "
 * Horn- "I could use an ox-tra one of these."
 * Baby Water Beefalo- "You may be small, but you smell big."
 * Baby Water Beefalo (sleeping)- "
 * Prime Ape- "Hey lil' buddy, do you like to play with fire too?"
 * Wildbore- "Not wild about being close to this guy."

Base Game

 * Butterfly- "Flutter away, butterfly!"
 * Butterfly (held)- "I want to squish it."
 * Crow- "I think it's waiting for me to die."
 * Crow (held)- "Not so smart now, are you?"
 * Redbird- "A redbird. The color of fire, but not a phoenix."
 * Redbird (held)- "It's cozy in my pocket."
 * Snowbird- "It looks cold out here. I bet it wants a fire."
 * Snowbird (held)- "It's so fluffy."
 * Jet Feather- "Crow feather. It probably smells terrible on fire."
 * Crimson Feather- "Redbird feather. It probably smells terrible on fire."
 * Azure Feather- "Snowbird feather. It probably smells terrible on fire."
 * Gobbler- "Evil bird! Get away from my yummy berries!"
 * Eye Bone- "It's rude to stare."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "At least it's not looking at me anymore."
 * Eye Bone (ashes)- "
 * Chester- "He's so fuzzy!"
 * Rabbit and Beardling- "He looks tasty."
 * Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "I have him where I want him!"
 * Fireflies- "I wish they didn't run away!"
 * Fireflies (held)- "They're like little fires in my pocket!"
 * Mandrake- "That's not a normal plant."
 * Mandrake (follower)- "Now that's just creepy!"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "Why did this plant have a face?"
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "The fire didn't get rid of its face. Gives me the willies."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Argh, my little head!"

Reign of Giants

 * Glommer- "It's fuzzy! And slimy..."
 * Glommer (sleeping)- "
 * Glommer's Flower- "Why does everything have to be a flower?!"
 * Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "I wonder if it burns..."
 * Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "I wish I saw the way that weird flower burned."
 * Glommer's Wings- "They're so small!"
 * Glommer's Goop- "It's goopy and weird."
 * Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Hiding from the light, huh?"
 * Moleworm (aboveground)- "Coming up for a peek!"
 * Moleworm (held)- "Out of the ground, into the fire."

Don't Starve Together

 * Grass Gekko- "Ew."
 * Star-sky- "It's too wet to burn."
 * Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "It's still too wet to burn."
 * Hutch- "What's your angle?"
 * Canary- "If it kicks the bucket I'm outta here."
 * Canary (held)- "You still breathing? Just checking."
 * Canary (poisoned)- "Is that infectious? We should burn it."
 * Saffron Feather- "Canary feather. It probably smells terrible on fire."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "She's... perfect."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "I think she wants some burnings."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "I can see her ribs!"
 * Lavae Egg- "I think a fire is trying to escape."
 * Lavae Egg (cracked)- "That egg looks happy."
 * Lavae Egg (too cold)- "It has a chill."
 * Lavae Tooth- "I hope she's not a biter."
 * Chilled Lavae- "Aw, it lost its fiery personality."
 * No-Eyed Deer- "I wish everyone'd stop fawning over that smelly thing!"
 * No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "
 * Deer Antler- "It's a big, weird antler."

Shipwrecked

 * Bioluminescence- "It's a cold light. Not like a flame at all..."
 * Crabbit (normal and held)- "Stop running away!"
 * Beardling- "
 * Beardling (held)- "
 * Shifting Sands- "I'm pretty sure a crab is hiding there."
 * Dogfish- "Doesn't seem very smart."
 * Sharkitten- "Hey cutie, where's your mom?"
 * Fishbone- "This looks meaningful."
 * Fishbone (Packim dead)- "
 * Fishbone (ashes)- "
 * Packim Baggims- "Friend or foe?"
 * Rainbow Jellyfish- "Hey fancyfish, get over here!"
 * Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "
 * Parrot (normal and held)- "What a fiery color of red you are."
 * Parrot Pirate- "You're a skreechy scallywag."
 * Parrot Pirate (held)- "
 * Seagull- "Does it fear fire? It should."
 * Seagull (held)- "
 * Seagull (in water)- "Squawk yourself."
 * Seagull (held, in water)- "
 * Toucan (normal and held)- "I like your nose."
 * Cormorant- "It's got its butt in my water."
 * Cormorant (held)- "
 * Doydoy (normal and held)- "There is no spark behind its eyes."
 * Doydoy Nest- "A dummy is born every second."
 * Doydoy Feather- "This would burn."
 * Doydoy Egg- "Dumb egg."
 * Hatching Doydoy Egg- "
 * Fried Doydoy Egg- "Cooking this dumb egg was smart of me."
 * Baby Doydoy- "You poor little dummy."
 * Baby Doydoy (held)- "
 * Teen Doydoy- "
 * Teen Doydoy (held)- "
 * Wobster- "Come here, you!"
 * Fishermerm- "Ugh, bet you never get that fish smell out."

Base Game

 * Tallbird- "I don't think it wants to be friends."
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That egg could use some fire!"
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."
 * Tallbird Egg- "Does it like fire?"
 * Fried Tallbird Egg- "Fire makes them so much better."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Arise my phoenix!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Ugh. Crunchy."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Is there such a thing as too much fire?"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Needs more fire!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "How long is this going to take?"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "I'm getting tired of waiting."
 * Smallbird- "Not quite a phoenix but still cute, I guess."
 * Smallbird (sleeping)- "
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Are you hungry?"
 * Smallbird (starving)- "Okay, okay! I get it, you're hungry."
 * Smallish Tallbird- "I feel like he understands me."
 * Smallish Tallbird (sleeping)- "
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "He sure eats a lot."
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Don't look at me! Get your own food."
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "No! Bad birdy!"

Base Game

 * Treeguard (normal)- "He looks flammable!"
 * Treeguard (lumpy)- "
 * Spider Queen- "Kill it with fire!"
 * Spiderhat- "Who's your mommy!"
 * Deerclops- "Holy crap!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Stop staring at me!"
 * Ancient Guardian- "Poor thing. Trapped in this maze."
 * Guardian's Horn- "I wonder if these rings are an indication of age."

Reign of Giants

 * Bearger- "Whoa! Niiiice bear..."
 * Thick Fur- "It's fur all the way down."
 * Moose/Goose- "What in the world..."
 * Moose/Goose Egg- "It's huuuuge!"
 * Moose/Goose Nest (empty)- "
 * Mosling- "Its feathers are frazzled."
 * Down Feather- "So snuggly!"
 * Dragonfly- "It's filled with fire!"
 * Scales- "Oooooooh! I LIKE these."
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "The coolest drool!"
 * Lava Spit (cool)- "Cool drool, literally."

Don't Starve Together

 * Bee Queen- "No amount of honey is worth THAT!"
 * Bee Queen Crown- "That bee's head looks kinda tasty, doesn't it?"
 * Klaus- "A lump of coal would be really useful, actually!"
 * Klaus (second form)- "Why couldn't it just stay dead?!"
 * Stag Antler- "Ha! I wouldn't wanna get smacked with that thing!"
 * Toadstool Cap- "A purple one! I want it!"
 * Toadstool Cap (hole)- "It's a hole, what do you want from me?"
 * Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "What is that? It's smelly."
 * Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "It's covered in nasty warts and fungus!!"
 * Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "Woah! It's packing a punch now!"
 * Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "A big gross mushroom! Burn it!"
 * Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "She's gonna blow!"
 * Shroom Skin- "Ew! Burn that!"
 * Reanimated Skeleton- "I brought you back so I could beat you up!"
 * Bone Snare (Reanimated Caves Skeleton and Ancient Fuelweaver)- "Gross, ew! Bones!"
 * Ancient Fuelweaver (hitting Shadow Shield)- "Hey! That's not fair!"
 * Woven Shadow- "Yuck, it's barely even alive."
 * Bone Armor- "Can't hit me in this thing!"
 * Bone Helm- "I've got a headache just looking at it."
 * Shadow Thurible- "It smells like burnt hair!"
 * Shadow Thurible (out)- "Awww! I liked that thing."

Shipwrecked

 * Palm Treeguard- "I don't like you. You don't like me."
 * Quacken- "Kill it with fire!"
 * Quacken Tentacle- "Eww, stay away!"
 * Chest of the Depths- "Don't mind if I do."
 * Quacken Beak- "Never stick your beak where it doesn't belong."
 * Sealnado- "Stay away from my precious flames!"
 * Sealnado (failed attack)- "That's what I thought!"
 * Sealnado (seal form)- "I've been burned by cute things before."
 * Turbine Blades- "What do these do?"
 * Magic Seal- "Mysterious power emanates from it..."
 * Tiger Shark- "My nightmares have come true!"
 * Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Don't look at me like that!"
 * Shark Gills- "Guess it doesn't need to breathe with these anymore..."

Base Game

 * Maxwell- "He's so condescending."
 * Pig King- "Blech. What a slob."
 * Wes (trapped)- "He's trapped by those mean statues!"
 * Abigail- "So, what happened to you?"

Reign of Giants

 * Bigfoot- "What in the world!"
 * Webber (grave)- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Abigail (failed revival)- "Ugh, just come back already! Geez!"
 * Ghost (failed revival)- "I'm not wasting this on them!"
 * Antlion- "What do you want?!"
 * Antlion (happy)- "You're in a good mood."
 * Antlion (upset)- "There's gonna be tremors in our future."
 * Antlion (paying tribute)-
 * Desert Stone- "Yuck. It smells like sulfur."
 * Desert Stone (active)- "
 * Sand Spike- "
 * Sand Castle- "
 * Glass Spike- "I can't believe that worked!"
 * Glass Castle- "See? Fire solves everything."
 * Glass Castle- "See? Fire solves everything."

Shipwrecked

 * Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Fancy monkey."
 * Yaarctopus- "He looks kinda dozy."

Wilson

 * Generic- "Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "Why, %s... that fire in your eyes!"
 * Murderer- "Burn the murderer!"
 * Reviver- "Who do ghosts call? %s!"
 * Ghost- "I better get a heart for %s."
 * Firestarter- "Oh, %s!! Let me help with your next fire!!"

Willow

 * Generic- "Hey! That's my face, %s! Give it back!"
 * Attacker- "You're makin' us look nuts, %s!"
 * Murderer- "Murderer! Burn the impostor!"
 * Reviver- "Haha, nice one %s."
 * Ghost- "I better get a heart for %s."
 * Firestarter- "Burny twins! High five."

Wolfgang

 * Generic- "Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s! Take it easy, big guy!"
 * Murderer- "Burn the murderer!"
 * Reviver- "Woah! %s ripped a spirit straight out of the afterlife!"
 * Ghost- "Hey %s, did you know the heart's a muscle?"
 * Firestarter- "Don't hurt yourself, big guy."

Wendy

 * Generic- "Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "I've never seen you so, uh, passionate... %s."
 * Murderer- "She's gone nuts! Murderer!"
 * Reviver- "That girl really likes ghosts!"
 * Ghost- "Isn't death kind of your thing, %s?"
 * Firestarter- "%s! Was that your fire? I'm so proud!"

WX-78

 * Generic- "Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "Better cool it before you blow a gasket, %s!"
 * Murderer- "Killer robot! Burn it!"
 * Reviver- "Hahaha %s, you care about us!"
 * Ghost- "I better get a heart for %s."
 * Firestarter- "Are we lighting fires?! I want in!"

Wickerbottom

 * Generic- "Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "Your bun too tight, %s?"
 * Murderer- "Time for a good ol' book burnin'! Murderer!"
 * Reviver- "%s is a big softie!"
 * Ghost- "Did your heart give out, %s? Just kidding! Hey!"
 * Firestarter- "Didn't know you had it in you, %s."

Woodie

 * Generic- "Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "You're only fueling the fire, %s!"
 * Murderer- "Murderer. BURN!"
 * Reviver- "%s's heart's as big as his beard."
 * Ghost- "I better get a heart for %s."
 * Werebeaver- "Calm down, %s. Wanna borrow Bernie?"
 * Ghost Werebeaver- "%s! That was hilarious!"
 * Firestarter- "Burn it all, %s! Burn it!"

Wes

 * Generic- "Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "That mime punch was really convincing, %s! Haha, ow!"
 * Murderer- "Your actions speak louder than words! Murderer!"
 * Reviver- "Who do ghosts call? %s!"
 * Ghost- "Hey %s, tell me whatcha need and I'll go get it for you. Heh heh heh!"
 * Firestarter- "Make it BURN!"

Maxwell

 * Generic- "Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "There's evil in you, huh %s?!"
 * Murderer- "I knew you couldn't be trusted! Burn!!"
 * Reviver- "Hahaha %s, you care about us!"
 * Ghost- "Have a heart, %s! Heh heh."
 * Firestarter- "Amateur."

Wigfrid

 * Generic- "Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "Take it down a notch, %s!"
 * Murderer- "Woahh! That's not an act! Murderer!"
 * Reviver- "%s doesn't let anyone fall in battle!"
 * Ghost- "Hey %s, I'll get you a heart if you let me wear your helmet!"
 * Firestarter- "Yes, %s! Burn!!!"

Webber

 * Generic- "Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "Hey %s, you're not venomous, are you?"
 * Murderer- "Monster! Burn them!"
 * Reviver- "Who do ghosts call? %s!"
 * Ghost- "Don't cry, %s, I'm getting you a heart."
 * Firestarter- "Your fires are so cute, %s!"

Winona

 * Generic- "Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "Too rough, %s! Jeez!"
 * Murderer- "Murderer! Now you burn!"
 * Reviver- "%s never gives up on anyone."
 * Ghost- "A heart sure would come in handy!"
 * Firestarter- "Nice fire, %s!"

Other (Mod Characters)

 * Generic- "Hi %s!"
 * Attacker- "Why, %s... that fire in your eyes!"
 * Murderer- "Burn the murderer!"
 * Reviver- "Who do ghosts call? %s!"
 * Ghost- "I better get a heart for %s."
 * Firestarter- "BUUURN!"

Base Game

 * Egg- "It smells like a bird's butt."
 * Egg (cooked)- "Yuck. The yellow part is all runny."
 * Monster Meat- "Gross. It's full of hairs."
 * Meat and Morsel- "I could make this better with FIRE!"
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "It's still gross."
 * Cooked Meat- "I've tasted better."
 * Cooked Morsel- "I'll need more than appetizers if I'm going to survive."
 * Monster Jerky- "It's dry and smells strange."
 * Jerky and Small Jerky- "Chewy, but satisfying."
 * Leafy Meat- "Eww, it's all slimy."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "Fire makes everything better."
 * Drumstick- "Bang on the drum all day!"
 * Fried Drumstick- "Do I satisfy my hunger or do I bang on the drum?"
 * Fish- "Slippery fishy!"
 * Cooked Fish- "Less slippery now that it's found fire."
 * Eel- "I don't like the look it's giving me!"
 * Cooked Eel- "Fire improves everything."
 * Koalefant Trunk- "Well, part of him is still cuddly."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It's so soft and squishy!"
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I'm still not sure I want to eat this."
 * Frog Legs- "It still twitches every now and then. Freaky."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "The fire made it stop twitching. Fire is the best."
 * Batilisk Wing (normal and cooked)- "Yuck!"

Shipwrecked

 * Dead Dogfish- "Time to chuck it in the fire!"
 * Dead Swordfish- "Ugh, fire would get rid of that smell."
 * Tropical Fish- "Such pretty colors."
 * Dead Jellyfish- "He lived a good life."
 * Cooked Jellyfish- "It actually looks edible."
 * Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "It's still moving."
 * Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "I wonder if the colors add flavor."
 * Dried Jellyfish- "Looks chewy."
 * Raw Fish- "Needs... fire!"
 * "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Aw, but I like mine with Ballphin!"
 * Fish Steak- "It actually looks kinda edible."
 * Fish Morsel- "I like sushi, but I prefer flame-broiled."
 * Cooked Fish Morsel- "Fish and fire go well together."
 * Limpets- "A little lick of flame and you'll be tasty."
 * Cooked Limpets- "Pretty good!"
 * Mussel- "Open up, fella."
 * Cooked Mussel- "The fire opens their shell."
 * Roe- "Ughh! That's nasty!!"
 * Cooked Roe- "I cooked them, but they're still nasty."
 * Neon Quattro- "Is living underwater as awful as it sounds?"
 * Cooked Neon Quattro- "The fire got rid of most of the fish smell."
 * Pierrot Fish- "Found you!"
 * Cooked Pierrot Fish- "I burned it just right."
 * Purple Grouper- "You look kinda dumb."
 * Cooked Purple Grouper- "Fire burned the grossest bits right off."
 * Shark Fin- "The fin fell off."
 * Dead Wobster- "You should cook up nicely."
 * Delicious Wobster- "Lobster for dinner! Pinch me!"
 * Bile-Covered Slop- "Parenting is gross."
 * Dragoon Heart- "Nothing like a hot meal."

Base Game

 * Berries- "Red berries taste the best."
 * Banana- "Bananas!"
 * Dragon Fruit- "It looks sort of like a fire!"
 * Durian- "Ew, stinky!"
 * Pomegranate- "Is it supposed to have this many parts?"
 * Roasted Berries- "Red berries with fire somehow taste even better."
 * Cooked Banana- "Yum!"
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It looks more like a fruit that's been in a fire now."
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Yuck, it smells just as bad cooked!"
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Fire always makes things better."

Reign of Giants

 * Watermelon- "I once knew a melon named Walter. He was a jerk."
 * Grilled Watermelon- "Warm, sweet, juicy Walter."

Don't Starve Together

 * Juicy Berries- "Mmm. They pop in your mouth."
 * Roasted Juicy Berries- "Fire improves everything."

Shipwrecked

 * Coconut- "An edible tree thing."
 * Halved Coconut- "Aha! Now you're food!"
 * Roasted Coconut- "Mmmm, toasty."

Base Game

 * Corn- "A sweet vegetable, yum!"
 * Carrot (planted)- "Maybe its special carrot friend is in the ground."
 * Carrot- "Yuck. It's all vegetabley."
 * Pumpkin- "I wonder what will happen if I apply fire."
 * Eggplant- "Definitely not a bird."
 * Popcorn- "Ooh, this one explodes when it goes in fire!"
 * Roasted Carrot- "Still vegetabley, but better for having been in fire."
 * Hot Pumpkin- "Fire on the outside turned out pretty well."
 * Braised Eggplant- "Using fire on it made it a tastier eggplant."
 * Red Cap- "I like the color."
 * Green Cap- "Boring!"
 * Blue Cap- "It smells like a gym sock!"
 * Cooked Cap- "I changed it with fire!"
 * Glow Berry- "Light without fire. Unnatural."
 * Lichen- "Blah, tastes like sawdust."

Reign of Giants

 * Cactus Flesh- "It still looks dangerous."
 * Cooked Cactus Flesh- "It seems fine now."
 * Cactus Flower- "Yet another flower."

Don't Starve Together

 * Lesser Glow Berry- "It feels like grandma's hands."

Shipwrecked

 * Seaweed- "Soggy sea grass."
 * Roasted Seaweed- "Not bad once you add fire."
 * Dried Seaweed- "Healthy jerky."
 * Sweet Potato (planted)- "It would be cuter on fire!"
 * Sweet Potato- "A welcome change from red berries."
 * Cooked Sweet Potato- "The flames definitely improved it."
 * Coffee Beans- "These could use fire."
 * Roasted Coffee Beans- "Ahhh the aroma."

Base Game

 * Bacon and Eggs- "The yellow mucus-y part is gross, but the bacon is great!"
 * Butter Muffin- "Heehee, look at that butterfly stuck in the muffin."
 * Dragonpie- "Fire fruit in a pie? Oh boy!"
 * Fishsticks- "What you see is what you get. Sticks of fish."
 * Fish Tacos- "Convenient taco-grip."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "Wham, bam, jam! Thank you, ma'am."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "Maybe I won't notice that it's frog legs in the sandwich."
 * Fruit Medley- "Yum, fruit!"
 * Honey Ham- "Fire, ham and honey go well together."
 * Honey Nuggets- "Honey-covered morsels that have met my friend, fire."
 * Kabobs- "Meat and fire, now with a stick!"
 * Mandrake Soup- "Blending it into a soup got rid of its face."
 * Meatballs- "Meat made into spheres and improved with fire."
 * Meaty Stew- "Just add fire to food and voila!"
 * Monster Lasagna- "Noodles, meat and clumps of hair. Nasty."
 * Pierogi- "Tasty things sealed with fire."
 * Powdercake- "I wonder if it is flammable."
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "Cookies!!!"
 * Ratatouille- "Vegetables. So many vegetables."
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "It's still not a bird, but I stuffed it like one!"
 * Taffy- "Sugary things burn great, but I should eat this instead."
 * Turkey Dinner- "A feast of burned bird!"
 * Unagi- "I cooked that."
 * Waffles- "Hi, waffles!"
 * Wet Goop- "How did it go wrong?! I put it in fire and everything."

Reign of Giants

 * Flower Salad- "I'd rather a bowl of flames."
 * Guacamole- "Holy moly, that's tasty!"
 * Ice Cream- "Well, soooometimes cold things are okay."
 * Melonsicle- "Why would you freeze a fruit when you could burn it?"
 * Spicy Chili- "Now that's my kind of heat!"
 * Trail Mix- "Crunch crunch crunch."

Don't Starve Together

 * Jellybeans- "Nothing better than a handful of jellybeans."

Shipwrecked

 * Banana Pop- "This is the opposite of burning."
 * Bisque- "I guess I could eat that."
 * California Roll- "Oh goody. Fish rolled in seaweed."
 * Ceviche- "It's still slimy."
 * Coffee- "I suddenly feel motivated."
 * Jelly-O Pop- "I want twenty!"
 * Lobster Bisque- "I'm gonna eat this entire thing!"
 * Lobster Dinner- "Yummmmmmm!"
 * Seafood Gumbo- "Ew, what IS this?"
 * Shark Fin Soup- "And I didn't even burn it!"
 * Surf 'n' Turf- "Ugh. This is old person food!"
 * Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Ooo la la."
 * Monster Tartare- "Gross!"
 * Mussel Bouillabaise- "Mmm, smells good!"
 * Sweet Potato Souffle- "Cooked to perfection!"
 * Caviar- "Fish eggs in a jar. Great."
 * Tropical Bouillabaisse- "Ughh, is there anything besides fish out here??"

Base Game

 * Seeds- "Farming is boring."
 * Carrot Seeds- "Seeds for a yucky orange vegetable."
 * Corn Seeds- "Seeds for my favorite explosive vegetable."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Seeds for that fire-looking fruit."
 * Durian Seeds- "Smelly seeds for a smelly fruit."
 * Eggplant Seeds- "Will these seeds make a plant or baby bird?"
 * Pomegranate Seeds- "A tiny seed. Looks like the parts inside the fruit."
 * Pumpkin Seeds- "Seeds for the best vegetable-friend of fire: pumpkin."
 * Toasted Seeds- "No good for farming now."
 * Honey- "Sweet and delicious!"
 * Butterfly Wings- "No more flying for that butterfly!"
 * Butter- "Tasty, and just a little bit insecty."
 * Rot- "At least it's still flammable."
 * Rotten Egg- "Ew! Why? Oh Why?!"

Reign of Giants

 * Roasted Birchnut- "Looks like you won't become a tree after all."
 * Electric Milk- "It's fuzzy with electricity. Yuck."
 * Watermelon Seeds- "I could grow them, but that sounds boring."

Don't Starve Together

 * Phlegm- "Gross! Let's burn it."
 * Royal Jelly- "It's so sweet!"

Shipwrecked

 * Blubber- "I bet this burns bright!"
 * Brainy Matter- "I could learn to love the taste..."
 * Sweet Potato Seeds- "Seeds. Sweet."

Base Game

 * Abigail's Flower (held and stage 1)- "Looks flammable."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "Ugh, it's weird!"
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "Burning is still an option."
 * Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "It's burning a hole in my pocket. Heh."
 * Abigail's Flower (ready)- "I don't want to mess with that."
 * Blueprint- "This will save some experimentation."
 * Gears- "These must make them move."
 * Gears (refusing to eat)- "
 * Ashes- "Leftovers from a fire. I wish it was still here."
 * Red Gem- "So pretty!"
 * Blue Gem- "Ugh. This one is ugly."
 * Yellow Gem- "It sparkles."
 * Green Gem- "This one feels really light."
 * Orange Gem- "This one makes my fingers tingle."
 * Beard Hair- "Uh, where did this come from?"
 * Manure- "Ew. Nasty. But useful."
 * Guano- "It burns like normal poop."
 * Melty Marbles- "I'll bet the fire that melted these was fiercely hot."
 * Fake Kazoo- "A cheap fake. It probably doesn't even burn properly."
 * Gord's Knot- "The knot is stuck. Who needs a knife when you've got fire?"
 * Gnome- "He looks like he was forged in flame."
 * Tiny Rocketship- "Check out those tiny thrusters. Such explosive power!"
 * Frazzled Wires- "Not even a spark."
 * Ball and Cup- "Fire is more fun."
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "I've never liked bathing with water."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "You can strike a match on a zipper, but not on buttons."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "I don't think dentures don't burn well."
 * Lying Robot- "Ooh, I wonder if he has a flamethrower!"
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "All dried up, as if it stayed a bit too close to the fire."
 * Dwarf Star- "It's so beautiful!"

Reign of Giants

 * Webber's Skull- "It's not myyy way, but a burial will have to do."
 * Bone Shards- "I don't think they make good tinder."
 * Old Bell Blueprint- "I might get a kick out of that."

Don't Starve Together

 * Melty Marbles- "That’s how you play marbles, right? By burning them?"
 * Gord's Knot- "I could use this as a very long fuse..."
 * Frazzled Wires- "These wires get WX all frazzled. Heh heh."
 * Ball and Cup- "Spinning the stick in the hole could start a fire. Thanks Girl Scouts!"
 * Mismatched Buttons- "Cute as Wendy's lil nose."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "Hey Maxwell, I think you dropped these!"
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "I bet Wilson would enjoy dissecting this."
 * Blueprint (rare)- "Woah. It doesn't burn!!"
 * Pile o' Balloons- "I could fill them with flammable gas."
 * Balloon- "That's just asking to be popped."
 * Codex Umbra- "Would make a great bedtime story... for nightmares!"
 * Fur Tuft- "Black and white and fuzzy all over!"
 * Sketch- "Trading diagrams is for dorks."
 * Ancient Key- "The horns make it really easy to turn."
 * Shadow Atrium- "Oh, ewww! Who would ever touch that?!"
 * Gnomette- "She looks like she was forged in flame."
 * Leaky Teacup- "You can make tea over a fire."
 * White Bishop- "You can tell it's never been near a fire."
 * Black Bishop- "This looks like it was blackened in a fire."
 * Bent Spork- "Metal bends when it gets nice and hot."
 * Toy Trojan Horse- "I bet the Viking would be into this."
 * Unbalanced Top- "Useful only for kindling."
 * Back Scratcher- "This looks a little like a fire iron."
 * Beaten Beater- "Every time I use it the mime pretends to ride unicycle circles around me."
 * Frayed Yarn- "If I set this on fire it would just vaporize."
 * Shoe Horn- "It looks like it might melt in a fire."
 * Black and White Knight- "Probably the most boring game ever invented."
 * Lucky Cat Jar- "Is it flammable, I wonder?"
 * Air Unfreshener- "I bet it smells even worse if you burn it."
 * Potato Cup- "I would have roasted it."
 * Black and White Rook- "Chess is for pompous dorks."
 * Wire Hanger- "I want to stick it in a fire!"
 * Blue Moonlens- "That's not an eyeball! It's a rock!"
 * Green Moonlens- "A big dumb rock."
 * Red Moonlens- "This one's got fire in its eye!"
 * Orange Moonlens- "It's a rock. Ugh!"
 * Purple Moonlens- "Some sort of weird rock."
 * Yellow Moonlens- "Another rock!"
 * Iridescent Gem- "It's glittery and mesmerizing, like a fire!"
 * Moon Caller's Staff- "Gotta hold it with my sleeve so my hands don't get cold."
 * Polar Light- "Boo! Hissss!"
 * Beach Toy- "Buncha junk."
 * Crumpled Package- "There's something inside."

Shipwrecked

 * Venom Gland- "Gross! I wish I had gloves."
 * Dubloons- "Pirate monies!"
 * Hail- "Ugh, just melt already."
 * Message in a Bottle- "Bottled paper!"
 * Spoiled Fish- "Gross."
 * Snake Oil- "I'm not convinced."
 * Orange Soda- "Is this fire water? It's orange."
 * Voodoo Doll- "I don't have any pins..."
 * Ukulele- "Oh, this would burn."
 * License Plate- "Litter is a terrible thing."
 * Ancient Vase- "I wonder if this is worth anything?"
 * Brain Cloud Pill- "Brain cloud? Sounds tragic."
 * Wine Bottle Candle and Soaked Candle- "Where's my lighter..."
 * Broken AAC Device- "Broken what?"
 * One True Earring- "Sooo shiny."
 * Old Boot- "Not my style."
 * Sextant- "I can't say that word!"
 * Toy Boat- "I've put away childish things..."
 * Sea Worther- "No idea..."
 * Iron Key- "Another key."
 * Bone Key- "A key to what?"
 * Golden Key- "Something must be locked up somewhere."
 * Tarnished Crown- "You'd have to have a tiny little head to fit this.

Base Game

 * Failed- "You win THIS time, Maxwell."
 * Ashes of Divining Rod- "
 * Ashes of Thing- "
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "I'll make something out of it."
 * Divining Rod- "It's full of electrical junk."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "It's making some kind of noise."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "This thing is getting noisier."
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "I must be close!"
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "Gah! Enough with the beeping!"
 * Divining Rod Holder- "Not sure what this does. Doesn't seem like it's fiery things."
 * Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "Just needs to be unlocked with a key. Not fire, unfortunately."
 * Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "It's whirring now!"
 * Maxwell's Door- "Maybe that leads home."
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "I like more exciting music."
 * Maxwell's Light- "These are no fun. They light themselves."
 * Maxwell Statue- "I'm beginning to dislike that man."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "What kind of jerk leaves this lying around?"
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "
 * Sick Worm Hole- "Yuck. That won't hold long."
 * Nightmare Lock- "Now I just need a key."
 * Nightmare Throne- "Looks sticky."
 * Male character on Nightmare Throne- "He looks scared half to death."
 * Female character on Nightmare Throne- "She looks scared half to death."
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne- "It looks scared half to death."

Don't Starve Together

 * Maxwell Statue- "A big stone nerd."

Base Game

 * Generic- "It's a... thing."
 * Freedom- "I'm free! Time for fires!"
 * Freezing- "The cold! It burns!"
 * Turning Winter- "
 * Battlecry- "It's you or me!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "Get over here!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Stupid pig!"
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "Grrrrar!"
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Ew, kill iiiit!"
 * Leaving combat- "That's what I thought!"
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "I'll get you next time!"
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "Get back here, pork chop!"
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "Bleh. I'll kill him later."
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Not so tough now!"
 * Lighting a fire-
 * "Tee hee!"
 * "Pretty!"
 * "Oops!"
 * "I made a fire!"
 * "Burn!"
 * "I can't help myself!"
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "Aaaah! Pokey bugs!"
 * Dusk- "Night is coming. I need fire!"
 * Dusk (fire already made)- "Night is coming."
 * Entering light- "I can see again!"
 * Entering darkness- "It's so dark!"
 * Doing things in the dark- "I need more light!"
 * Failed to do something- "
 * Failed to craft something- "I'm missing something."
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "I can't sleep when there's a great ball of fire to stare at."
 * Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "Too spooky down here to sleep."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "My tummy is grumbling, I can't sleep!"
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "No time for sleep, there's fighting to do!"
 * Trying to give item to busy mob- "
 * Hounds are coming- "Show yourself!"
 * Depths Worms are coming- "
 * Deerclops is coming- "That sounded like a big mean monster man!"
 * Inventory full- "I can't carry any more stuff!"
 * Inventory full (2)- "I can only carry so much!!"
 * Eating- "Yum!"
 * Eating (stale food)- "That was kinda gross."
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "That tasted terrible!"
 * Eating (painful food)- "Ugh! Nasty!"
 * Hungry- "I need food!"
 * Earthquake- "That sound probably doesn't mean good things."
 * Exiting a cave- "

Reign of Giants

 * Lightning miss- "I'm safe from the sky-fire."
 * Overheating- "The heat is too intense!"
 * Tree Shelter- "You're good for something besides burning after all."
 * Wetness (low)- "Uh oh!"
 * Wetness (medium)- "This could be bad!"
 * Wetness (high)- "I hate it!"
 * Wetness (highest)- "Ugh, this is the WORST!"
 * Dropping tool while wet- "Still got my lighter!"
 * Smoldering item- "Hooray, it's about to light on fire!"
 * Burnt- "I wish I'd let it go up in flames..."
 * Giant arrival- "That sounded like a big mean monster man!"
 * Trying to sleep on fire- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Already has Critter- "
 * Battlecry (Deer)- "You're deer meat!"
 * Beefalo mount health low- "This beast is looking pretty bad."
 * Blueprint already known- "
 * Refusing to eat Eternal Fruitcake- "Eeeew, no way!"
 * Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
 * "Oooof!!"
 * Entering darkness- "Where'd I put my lighter!?"
 * Entering light- "Oh, I can see! I thought I'd gone blind."
 * Sinkhole warning- "The ground's cracking!"
 * Cave-in warning- "I better protect my head!"
 * Klaus summoning Krampii- "
 * Loot Stash (wrong key)- "Darn thing won't work!"
 * The Lazy Deserter (teleported)- "
 * Not Gem- "I can cram it in there but I dunno if I could get it back out."
 * Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "It's the wrong rock!"
 * Atrium destabilizing-
 * "What was that?!"
 * "I probably shouldn't be here."
 * Ruins renewal- "
 * Triggered trap- "Aah!"
 * Unable to give item (busy)- "
 * Unable to give item (dead)- "
 * Unable to give item (inventory full)- "
 * Unable to give item (sleeping)- "
 * Unable to give all items (not enough room)- "

Shipwrecked

 * Volcano eruption warning- "That sound probably doesn't mean good things."
 * Volcano eruption- "The fiery mountain speaks!"
 * Sea Hounds are coming- "Hey, stop splashing around out there!"
 * Sealnado is coming- "That sounded like a big mean monster man!"
 * Map border approaching- "That fog looks pretty dense."
 * Entering map border- "Uh oh. Which way was I going again?"
 * Exiting map border- "I couldn't see a thing in there!"
 * Riding wave- "Weeee!"
 * Boat losing durability and sinking- "I'm going down!"
 * Boat losing durability (2)- "My boat is wounded!"
 * Boat leak- "I think I sprung a leak."
 * Trawl Net full- "My trawl is ready to reel in."
 * Crabbit escape- "

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomplishment- "Move, arrow! MOVE!"
 * Accomplishment completed- "I DID IT!"

Skins

 * Formal Set- "He died before getting to see these beautiful flames."
 * Survivor Set- "Surviving just requires strength of will. (And fire.)"
 * Shadow Set- "Shadows are just inverted flames."
 * Halloween Costume Set- "Woah, I'm smokin'! (No, really!)"
 * Challenger Set- "I can handle myself."
 * Warrior Set- "Play with fire and you'll get burned."
 * Rose Set (Tencent only)- "A rose to symbolize the flames of passion."

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 * Maxwell's Head- "He sure likes to talk."
 * Deadly Feast- "Fire didn't cure this dish of being nasty."
 * Skull Chest- "Ooooh spooky!"
 * Golden Pitchfork- "
 * Boat- "Must. Resist. Urge. To. Burn."
 * Home- "
 * Sunk Boat- "It's too far out, I can't even burn it!"
 * Lava Pit (normal)- "A pool of fire!"
 * Lava Pit (low)- "The lava is cooling."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Mosquitoes inside. They don't sound happy."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "
 * Tree Clump- "Moooooooooooooove."
 * Pig Tent- "
 * Scaled Furnace (generic, no gems)- "Let's turn it back on!"
 * Scaled Furnace (low, one gem)- "Stick another gem in there!"
 * Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "That's certainly a look."
 * Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "How could that not work?!"
 * Poison Frog- "Yuck! Stay away from me."
 * Peacock- "Pretty!"

Base Game

 * Fire Pit (out)- "I should make the fire come back."
 * Heat Stone- "A fire would make this even better!"
 * Heat Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "Heat without the flame... what fun is that?"
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "Look at how it glows!"
 * Grass Tuft- "What a sorry looking piece of... grass?"
 * Skeleton- "Oh my. I hope he went out in a blaze of glory."
 * Sinkhole- "I hope there's lava down there somewhere."
 * Relic (broken)- "I could probably fix that up."

Reign of Giants

 * Birchnut Tree- "I've heard them described as 'leafy'."
 * Birchnut Tree- "I bet it would burn well."
 * Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Burning it would've been better."
 * Watermelon- "I once knew a melon named Walter."
 * Grilled Watermelon- "Warm, juicy and sweet."

Don't Starve Together

 * Mending Tape- "For when you get bored of wrecking stuff."
 * Diseased Twiggy Tree- "Burn the sick!"
 * Diseased Grass Gekko- "Double ew!"
 * Willow (generic)- "Hi %s!"
 * Fur Tuft- "Black & white & fuzzy!"
 * Toadstool escaping- "Don't even think about running, toad!"
 * Toadstool escaped- "Ughh! But I was winning!"

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I could watch it for hours."
 * Palm Leaf Hut- "Shade sweet shade."
 * Piratihatitator- "Cursed pirate magic?"
 * Wildbore House- "Add fire and you get BBQ..."
 * Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Here goes..."
 * Gas Mask- "I like not smelling smelly smells."
 * Bamboo Patch- "A stick-y shrub."
 * Jungle Tree- "That's a whole lot of tree to burn!"
 * Limpet Rock- "That rock is all bumpy."
 * Seashell- "Just some stupid seashell."
 * Blue Whale- "I didn't know they even made fish that big."
 * "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Where did this can come from?"

Trivia

 * Willow's quote for the Electrical Doodad ("Electrical doo-dah, doo-dah.") is a reference to the widely-familiar song, "Camptown Races".
 * Her quote for a burnt Prestihatitator ("Double, double toil and... oh. It's burned.") is a reference to the "Song of the Witches" poem in Shakespeare's play, "Macbeth".
 * Her quote for a Thulecite Wall ("And they'll huff and they'll puff!") is a reference to the popular children's story "The Three Little Pigs".
 * Her quote for the Festive Baubles ("Bibble-ty bauble-ty boo!") may be a reference to the Disney movie Cinderella, where a similar phrase is used to activate the Fairy Godmother's wand.
 * Her quote for a Dragoon ("If only I could figure out how to train one.") may be a reference to the movie How to Train Your Dragon.
 * Her quote for certain reviver characters ("Who do ghosts call? %s!") may be a reference to Ghostbusters, in which a similar phrase ("Who do you call? Ghostbusters!") is used in the context of people with ghost problems.

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