Willow quotes

"I like fire."

- Willow This page lists Willow's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

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 * Axe- "It's very sharp."


 * Luxury Axe- "It won't light trees on fire, but at least it's shiny."


 * Shovel- "Not great for fighting."


 * Regal Shovel- "It won't make flaming pits, but at least it's shiny."


 * Pickaxe- "It's very pointy."


 * Opulent Pickaxe- "It won't light rocks on fire, but at least it's shiny."


 * Razor- "Why did I build this?"
 * Razor (can't shave)-
 * Razor (nothing left)- "There isn't even any stubble left!"
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."


 * Hammer- "I prefer sharp implements."


 * Pitchfork- "Three times pointiness."

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 * Campfire (upon being built)- "I like fire."


 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I could watch it for hours."


 * Fire Pit (burned out)- "I should make the fire come back."


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Burn!"


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring."


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I should make the fire come back."


 * Torch- "Fire is so pretty."
 * Torch (run out)- "My precious light is gone!"
 * Willow's Lighter- "It's my lucky lighter!"


 * Miner Hat- "It's not real fire, but it's still pretty fun."
 * Miner Hat (run out)- "My precious light is gone!"


 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Fire on the inside is amazing!"
 * Lantern- "Fire is not meant to be contained like this!"

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 * Backpack- "It's for me to put my stuff in"
 * Piggyback- "I made a backpack out of butts!"
 * Bird Trap- "I'll catch those creepy birds."
 * Bug Net- "I can catch a bug!"
 * Fishing Rod- "Fishing for the answer with a line and sinker."


 * Straw Roll- "Musty."


 * Fur Roll- "It's too frilly."


 * Tent- "I got all the badges in Girl Scouts."


 * Trap- "It's a bit passive aggressive, but it'll have to do."
 * Honey Poultice- "Eww, do I have to?"
 * Healing Salve- "It burns! But where's the fire?"
 * Heat Stone- "A fire would make this even better!"
 * Heat Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "Heat without the flame... what fun is that?"
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "Look at how it glows!"
 * Umbrella- "I love the colour!"
 * Compass- Depends on location

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 * Crock Pot- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "It's going to take a while."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"


 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"


 * Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot- "Sigh. It's a pile of dirt."


 * Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (growing)- "Hurry up, dirtpile. Feed me!"


 * Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (needs fertilizer)- "Stupid thing needs poop."


 * Ice Box- "That is the opposite of fire."
 * Drying Rack- "I want to hang some meat!"
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Come on meat, dry already!"
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "It's ready!"

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 * Science Machine- "Even I don't know everything, yet."
 * Alchemy Engine- "Even I don't know everything, yet."
 * Winterometer- "It would be better if it measured fire."
 * Rainometer- "Rain is the anti-fire. Boo!"
 * Lightning Rod- "All the lightning can come here!"
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "All glow but no fire."
 * Gunpowder- "Oooooooooh! Shiny!"

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 * Spear- "Feel my wrath!"
 * Ham Bat- "Pleased to meat you!"


 * Boomerang- "It's not the most exciting weapon."
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Stupid boomerang!"
 * Blow Dart- "Good practice for blowing into a fire."


 * Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."


 * Fire Dart- "This is my favourite thing in the whole wide world."


 * Football Helmet- "Sports are hard."
 * Grass Suit- "A waste of flammable materials."


 * Log Suit- "Now I can take on the world!"
 * Marble Suit- "If I have to fight I might as well be protected."


 * Bee Mine- "Bees inside. Should've put some fire in there for good measure."


 * Tooth Trap- "It would be better with fire."
 * Shelmet- "It fits my head."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "Less defense! More offense!"

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 * Bee Box- "Come on fat bees, make me honey!"


 * Bee Box (with honey)- "Yay! I can steal honey!"


 * Birdcage- "Bird prison!"


 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Ha! I have you now!"


 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Stupid bird. Wake up!"


 * Pig House- "These pigs have questionable taste in architecture."


 * Pig House (occupied and lit up)- "He's doing pig things in there."


 * Pig House (occupied and lights off)- "You jerk! Let me in!"


 * Hay Wall (inventory)- "Hmmm. I wonder if these will burn."


 * Hay Wall (placed)- "That looks so flammable!"


 * Wood Wall (inventory)- "I hate hiding."


 * Wood Wall (placed)- "That could totally catch on fire."


 * Stone Wall (inventory)- "These are surprisingly heavy."


 * Stone Wall (placed)- "Eh. I guess that's OK."


 * Chest- "It's a trunk for my junk."
 * Chest (full)- "It's full."
 * Chest (not allowed to store, like backpack)-
 * Sign- "Less reading! More burning!"

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 * Wooden Flooring- "The ground is boring."
 * Carpeted Flooring- "The ground is boring."


 * Cobblestones- "The ground is boring."
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "The ground is boring."
 * Turfs- "A chunk of ground."
 * Fungal Turf- "The ground is boring."

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 * Rope- "Some short lengths of rope."


 * Boards- "Boards"


 * Cut Stone- "I've made them seductively smooth."


 * Papyrus- "I bet it'd burn!"
 * Purple Gem- "Weird"
 * Nightmare Fuel- "Eww, it's still warm!"

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 * Meat Effigy- "That is my insurance policy."
 * Prestihatitator- "I can use the hat like a cauldron!"
 * Shadow Manipulator- "A dark and powerful energy radiates from it."


 * Pan Flute- "Music is so boring."


 * Nightmare Fuel- "Eww, It's still warm!"


 * Night Light- "It's like fire, but purple!"


 * Night Armour- "Like being wrapped in smoke."


 * Dark Sword- "It's like my dreams can hurt real things!"
 * One-Man Band- "I can do the pyrotechnics, too!"
 * Bat Bat- "I can hit my enemies with it."
 * Chilled Amulet- "Boo to this."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "Has science gone too far?"
 * Life Giving Amulet- "I feel so safe wearing it."
 * Fire Staff- "This is my absolute favorite toy."
 * Ice Staff- "I hate this thing."
 * Telelocator Staff- "It's quite a rush to use."
 * Telelocator Focus- "I can feel the magic!"

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 * Sewing Kit- "But destruction is so much more fun!"
 * Rabbit Earmuff- "Smells like rabbit butt."
 * Straw Hat- "A hat made of straw. To think, it could've been tinder."
 * Beefalo Hat- "I've taken his hair and put it on my own!"
 * Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."
 * Feather Hat- "I am a phoenix!"
 * Winter Hat- "It's not warm enough for my liking."
 * Top Hat- "A top hat and a lighter, a perfect combination."
 * Dapper Vest- "Not as nice as a flaming vest, but it'll do."
 * Breezy Vest- "Now I'll be with my friend forever."
 * Puffy Vest- "Not as warm as a good fire, but still pretty good!"
 * Bush Hat- "Too passive!"
 * Garland- "A halo of flowers. Too bad it's not a burning halo of flowers."
 * Walking Cane- "I can walk more easily with this!"

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 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "Looks normal to me."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It's warning me."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "The fuel is coming to life!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "It's almost humming."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "I think it's turning off."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "I guess it's nearly over."
 * Thulecite- "I don't think it would burn."
 * Thulecite Wall- "And they'll huff and they'll puff!"
 * The Lazy Forager-  "It picks up my burning materials for me!"
 * Magiluminescence- "It seems to absorb the darkness around it."
 * Construction Amulet- "I feel my mind open when I wear this."
 * The Lazy Explorer- "It gives me a headache."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "It's magical."
 * Deconstruction Staff- "It won't start a fire but I guess it's still useful."
 * Pick/Axe- "It's so useful!"
 * Thulecite Crown- "It seems like there's something flowing through it."
 * Thulecite Club- "This will keep the nasties at bay."
 * Thulecite Suit- "Not sure I want to wear this."
 * Houndius Shootius-
 * Houndius Shootius (placed)-

Eyeplant.pnge - Plants

 * Evergreen- "It looks like it would burn well."


 * Evergreen (chopped)- "One less tree in the world."


 * Evergreen (burning)- "YES! BURN!"


 * Evergreen (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "Die in a fire!"


 * Log- "It's big, it's heavy, and it's wood."
 * Log (burning)- "That's some hot wood!"


 * Charcoal- "Mmmm. Smells like fire."


 * Pinecone- "Hey there, tree seed."


 * Spiky Tree- "It looks dangerous!"


 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "Not so spiky now, are you?"


 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "YES! BURN!"


 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."


 * Marble Tree- "The worst kind of tree. The non flamable kind."
 * Totally Normal Tree- "I bet it burns extra nicely!"
 * Living Log-  "It looks upset."


 * Sapling- "I should pick it."


 * Sapling (picked)- "Poor little limp tree."


 * Sapling (burning)- "Burn! Yeah!"


 * Sapling (picked up)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"


 * Twigs- "It's a bunch of small twigs."


 * Grass Tuft- "It's flammable a tuft of grass."


 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "Grass stubble is kind of useless."


 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."


 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "Fire! Wooo!"


 * Grass Tuft (picked up)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"


 * Cut Grass- "Cut grass, ready for arts and crafts."


 * Berry Bush- "Mmmmm. Berries."


 * Berry Bush (picked)- "I want more berries!"


 * Berry Bush (barren)- "Eat poop, stupid plant!"
 * Berry Bush (burning)- "Mmmmm. Berries."


 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"


 * Reeds- "It's a burnable clump of reeds."


 * Reeds (picked)- "I can't do anything with reed stubble."


 * Reeds (burning)- "Burn! Yeah!"


 * Cut Reeds-  "Cut reeds, ready for burning. Or maybe crafting"


 * Plant- "I'll eat it if I have to."


 * Plant (growing)- "Hurry up, you stupid plant!"


 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Oh boy. Vegetables."
 * Marsh Plant- "It's all planty."
 * Spiky bush- "Ouch! It looks sharp."
 * Flower- "I don't have time to waste on flowers."
 * Petals- "Stupid flowers. They're almost useless."
 * Evil Flower- "Ugh, that smells terrible."
 * Dark Petals- "Ew, they're sticky."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "Stupid mushroom."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "Hey! You! Get up here!"
 * Red Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)-

Harp Statue.pnge - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "It's full of bees!"
 * Killer Bee Hive- "I had better keep my distance."


 * Honeycomb- "It's waxy."
 * Hound Mound- "Uh oh, I don't like the look of that."
 * Bone- "Oh my. I hope he went out in a blaze of glory."
 * Touch Stone- "I guess I could touch it?"
 * Harp Statue- "What a nice statue. Shame if something were to happen to it."
 * Marble Pillar- "I wonder if the rest burnt down."
 * Marble- "It's heavy!"
 * Merm House- "No-one would care if this burned down."
 * Merm Head- "That's what you get for being so stinky!"
 * Pig Head- "I guess I have it alright."
 * Pig Torch- "These pigs sure know how to have a good time."
 * Basalt Boulder- "It's too hard to break!"
 * Boulder- "It wouldn't fit in my pocket."
 * Rocks- "I can make stuff with these."
 * Flint- "The poor man's fire-starter."
 * Nitre- "There are tiny explosions trapped inside."
 * Gold Nugget- "Where am I going to spend this?"


 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."


 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."


 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"


 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."


 * Grave- "It's full of dead stuff, I bet."


 * Grave (dug)- "Better it than me."


 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Who just leaves dirt lying around in the forest?"


 * Animal Tracks- "It leads to my new friend."


 * Animal Tracks (found) - "I'll find you!"


 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail) - "Ohh... he got away."


 * Wooden Thing- "I like the way the symbols glow."


 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I'm making a monstrosity!"


 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I just want to see this world burn."


 * Ring Thing- "This is too precious to burn."


 * Crank Thing- "What's this part good for?"


 * Box Thing- "It feels warm."


 * Metal Potato Thing- "Perhaps I could melt it into a more pleasing shape."


 * Wormhole (closed)- "Poke it with a stick!"


 * Wormhole (open)- "I wonder if he likes spicy food?"
 * Wormhole (exited)- "I'll have to burn these clothes!"


 * Pond- "I can't see the bottom!"
 * Skeleton- "Oh my. I hope he went out in a blaze of glory."


 * Spider Den- "That's just nasty."


 * Spider Egg- "I hope these don't hatch in my pocket."
 * Rabbit Hole- "Stupid rabbits. Come out so I can eat you."
 * Walrus Camp- "Why does everyone have a nicer house than me?"
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)- "I'm not going in there. Yuck!"

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 * Plugged Sinkhole- "Who plugged that hole?"
 * Sinkhole- "I hope there's lava down there somewhere."
 * Rope to Surface- "It's dark and stuffy down here."
 * Mushtree- "Gross. It's all mushroomy."
 * Red Mushtree- "Gross. It smells like leprechaun butt"
 * Green Mushtree- "Gross. It's all mushroomy."
 * Light Flower- It's burning inside."
 * Light Bulb- "Bright!"
 * Stalagmite- "Rocks are boring."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "More boring rocks."
 * Spilagmite- "It's full of spiders."
 * Slurtle Mound- "I should burn them out."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "Ugh. Stupid rabbits."
 * Fern- "Looks flammable."
 * Foliage- "Fuel for the fire."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "Looks burnable!"

Thulecite Fragments.pnge - Ruins

 * Ancient Statue- "Drat, won't burn."
 * Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "The dead can't get through here."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Oooo!  An afterlife intercom."
 * Broken Clockworks- "Dead windup horsey."
 * Relic- "Old furniture."
 * Cave Lichen- "A crusty plant."
 * Ornate Chest- "Kind of tacky."
 * Nightmare Light- "Light without fire is unnatural."

Spider.png - Monsters

 * Clockwork Knight- "It's a pony!"
 * Clockwork Bishop- "It's a bishop!"
 * Clockwork Castle- "It's a castle!"
 * Damaged Bishop- "Ahhh!"
 * Damaged Rook- "It has a nasty smile."
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "I'm not afraid of you!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "OUCH! You jerk!"
 * Hound- "What a jerk!"


 * Red Hound- "I actually kind of like this one."


 * Blue Hound- "Gross! Cold!"


 * Hound's Tooth- "It's sharp. I like it!"


 * Spider- "Maybe I could kill it... with FIRE."


 * Spider (sleeping)- "I could take him."


 * Spider (dead)- "Ha! I showed you!"


 * Spider Warrior- "Maybe I could kill it... with FIRE."


 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Maybe I should just leave that one alone."


 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "He had it coming."
 * Spider Gland- "Eeeeew it's slimy and stinky!"


 * Silk- "Mmmmmm. Smooth."


 * Krampus- "Stay back, you big jerk!"


 * Krampus Sack- "I've got a new bag."
 * Merm- "Eww, it's all swampy."


 * Tentacle- "That looks dangerous"


 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."


 * Tentacle Spots- "Ewwwww."
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "It's quivering."
 * Baby Tentacle- "Awwww, they want hugs!"
 * Guardian Pig- "I like his attitude!"


 * Werepig- "Bring it on, piggie!"


 * Ghost- "I can't kill what's already dead."
 * Mactusk- "Stop following me!"
 * Weetusk- "He looks tasty."
 * Walrus Tusk- "Nom nom nom."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "I kind of like the look of it."
 * Mosquito- "So annoying!"
 * Mosquito (picked up)- "Keep that mouth away from me!"
 * Cave Spider- "What a frustrating jerk!"
 * Spitter- "Get over here!"


 * Batilisk- "Cute little guy!"


 * Snurtle- "Kaboom!"


 * Slurtle- "I want to blow it up!"


 * Slurtle Slime- "I love this stuff!"


 * Broken Shell- "Heh. It broke."
 * Lureplant- "I bet a quick fire would take care of this."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "It's mine now."
 * Eyeplant- "They spread like fire."
 * Slurper- "Do they have little fires in their bellies?"
 * Ancient Guardian- "Poor thing.  Trapped in this maze."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "They come from above."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "It's so furry!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "Light without fire. Unnatural."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Does dirt normally move around?"

Pig.png - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "What a disgusting, hairy beast!"


 * Beefalo (following)- "Er, are you following me?"
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "They look even dumber when they're sleeping."


 * Beefalo (shaved)- "Ha! He's naked now!"


 * Beefalo Wool- "Ha! I stole his hair!"


 * Beefalo Horn-  "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."


 * Baby Beefalo- "Even the babies are ugly."


 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "WAKE UP!"
 * Nearby Bees-


 * Bee- "It's fat, but that stinger looks dangerous."


 * Bee (picked up)- "Pocket full of bees!"


 * Killer Bee- "I like the cut of that bee's jib."


 * Killer bee (picked up)- "Buzz!"


 * Stinger- "It's pokey!"


 * Pig- "Ugh. They're fragrant."


 * Pig (following)- "Ick. It's following me."


 * Pig (dead)- "I wonder how they taste."


 * Pig Skin-  "Ha ha. A pig's butt"
 * Bunnyman- "Ugh. They look so stupid."
 * Beardlord-
 * Bunny Puff- "I won that argument."


 * Frog- "He's too damp to burn."


 * Frog (sleeping)- "They're cute when they're sleeping."


 * Frog (dead)- "I showed him!"


 * Koalefant- "We will be great friends!"


 * Winter Koalefant- "He looks warm."


 * Rock Lobster- "We don't have much in common."
 * Pengull- "Run away tiny dancers."
 * Splumonkey- "Joke's on you!  I can burn this poo."

Rabbit.png - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "Flutter away, butterfly!"


 * Butterfly (picked up)- "I want to squish it."


 * Crow- "I think it's waiting for me to die."


 * Crow (picked up)- "Not so smart now, are you?"


 * Jet Feather- "Crow feather. It probably smells terrible on fire."


 * Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"


 * Redbird (picked up)- "He likes my pocket."


 * Crimson Feather- "Redbird feather. It probably smells terrible on fire."


 * Snowbird- "Life in the frozen wastes."


 * Snowbird (picked up)- "It's so soft."


 * Azure Feather- "Snowbird feather. It probably smells terrible on fire."


 * Gobbler- "Evil bird! Get away from my yummy berries!"
 * Eye Bone- "It's rude to stare."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "At least it's not looking at me anymore."
 * Ashes of Eye Bone-
 * Chester- "He's so fuzzy!"


 * Rabbit- "He looks tasty."


 * Rabbit (picked up)- "I have him where I want him."
 * Beardling-
 * Beardling (picked up)-


 * Fireflies- "I wish they didn't run away!"


 * Fireflies (picked up)- "They're like little fires in my pocket!"


 * Mandrake- "That's not a normal plant"


 * Mandrake (following)- "Now that's just creepy!"


 * Mandrake (dead)- "Why did this plant have a face?"
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "The fire didn't get rid of its face. Gives me the willies."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Argh, my little head!"

Smallbird.png - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "I don't think it wants to be friends."


 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."


 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That egg could use some fire!"


 * Tallbird Egg- "Does it like fire?"


 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "Fire makes them so much better."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Arise my phoenix!"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Ugh. Crunchy."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Is there such a thing as too much fire?"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Needs more fire!"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "How long is this going to take?"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "I'm getting tired of waiting."


 * Smallbird- "Not quite a phoenix, but still cute, I guess."


 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Are you hungry?"


 * Smallbird (starving)- "Ok, ok! I get it, you're hungry."


 * Smallish Tallbird- "I feel like he understands me."


 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "He sure eats a lot."


 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Don't look at me! Get your own food."
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "No! Bad birdy!"

Spider Queen.png - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "He looks flammable!"


 * Spider Queen- "Kill it with fire!"


 * Spider Hat- "Who's your mommy!"


 * Deerclops- "Holy crap!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Stop staring at me!",
 * Ancient Guardian- "Poor thing. Trapped in this maze."
 * Guardian's Horn- "I wonder if these rings are an indication of age."

Abigail build.png - Other

 * Maxwell- "He's so condescending."


 * Pig King- "Blech. What a slob."
 * Wes (trapped)- "Maxwell's statues are trapping him."


 * Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."

Meat.png - Meats

 * Bird Egg- "It smells like a bird's butt."
 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "Yuck. The yellow part is all runny."
 * Monster Meat- "Gross. It's full of hairs."


 * Cooked Monster Meat- "It's still gross."
 * Monster Jerky- "It's dry and smells strange."


 * Meat- "I could make this better with fire."


 * Cooked Meat- "I've tasted better."
 * Leafy Meat- "Eww, it's all slimy."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "Fire makes everything better."
 * Jerky- "Chewy, but satisfying."


 * Drumstick- "Bang on the drum all day!"


 * Fried Drumstick- "Do I satisfy my hunger or do I bang on the drum?"


 * Fish- "Slippery fishy!"


 * Cooked Fish- "Less slippery now that it's found fire."


 * Morsel- "I could make this better with FIRE!"


 * Cooked Morsel- "I'll need more than appetizers if I'm going to survive."
 * Small Jerky- "Chewy, but satisfying."


 * Koalefant Trunk- "Well, part of him is still cuddly."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It's so soft and squishy!"


 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I'm still not sure I want to eat this."


 * Frog Legs- "It still twitches every now and then. Freaky."


 * Cooked Frog Legs- "The fire made it stop twitching. Fire is the best."


 * Batilisk Wing- "Yuck!"
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Yuck!"

Dragon Fruit.png - Fruits

 * Pomegranate- "Is it supposed to have this many parts?"


 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Fire always makes things better."


 * Durian- "Ew, stinky!"


 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Yuck, it smells just as bad cooked!"


 * Dragon Fruit- "It looks sort of like a fire!"


 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It looks more like a fruit that's been in a fire now."


 * Berries- "Red berries taste the best."


 * Roasted Berries- "Red berries with fire somehow taste even better."
 * Cave Banana- "Bananas!"
 * Cooked Banana- "Yum!"

Carrot.png - Vegetables

 * Corn- "High in fructose!"
 * Popcorn- "High in fructose!"
 * Carrot (in the ground)- "Maybe its special carrot friend is in the ground."
 * Carrot (picked up)- "Yuck. It's all vegetabley."
 * Roasted Carrot- "Still vegetabley, but better for having been in fire."
 * Pumpkin- "I wonder what will happen if I apply fire.",
 * Hot Pumpkin- "Fire on the outside turned out pretty well."
 * Eggplant- "Definitely not a bird."
 * Braised Eggplant- "Using fire on it made it a tastier eggplant."
 * Red Cap- "I like the colour."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "I changed it with fire!"
 * Green Cap- "Boring!"
 * Cooked Green Cap- "I changed it with fire!"
 * Blue Cap- "It smells like a gym sock!"
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "I changed it with fire!"
 * Glow Berry- "Light without fire. Unnatural."

Ratatouille.png - Crock Pot

 * Bacon and Eggs- "The yellow mucousy part is gross but the bacon is great!"
 * Butter Muffin- "Heehee, look at that butterfly stuck in the muffin."
 * Dragonpie- "Fire fruit in a pie? Oh boy!"
 * Fish Sticks- "What you see is what you get. Sticks of fish."
 * Fish Tacos- "Convenient taco-grip."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "Wham, bam, jam! Thank you, ma'am."
 * Fruit Medley- "Yum, fruit!"
 * Froggle Bunwich- "Maybe I won't notice that it's frog legs in the sandwich."
 * Honey Ham- "Fire, ham and honey go well together."
 * Honey Nuggets- "Honey-covered morsels that have met my friend, fire."
 * Kabobs- "Meat and fire, now with a stick!"
 * Mandrake Soup- "The fire didn't get rid of its face. Gives me the willies."
 * Meatball- "Meat made into spheres and improved with fire."
 * Meaty Stew- "Just add fire to food and voila!"
 * Monster Lasagna- "Noodles, meat and clumps of hair. Nasty."
 * Pierogi- "Tasty things sealed with fire."
 * Powdercake- "I wonder if it is flammable."
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "Cookies!!!"
 * Ratatouille- "Vegetables. So many vegetables."
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "It's still not a bird, but I stuffed it like one!"
 * Taffy- "Sugary things burn great, but I should eat this instead."
 * Turkey Dinner- "A feast of burned bird!"
 * Unagi- "I cooked that."
 * Waffles- "Hi, waffles!"
 * Wet Goop- "How did it go wrong?! I put it in fire and everything."

Rot.png - Other

 * Seeds- "Farming is boring."
 * Carrot Seeds- "Seeds for a yucky orange vegetable."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Seeds for that fire-looking fruit."
 * Durian Seeds- "Smelly seeds for a smelly fruit."
 * Eggplant Seeds- "Will these seeds make a plant or baby bird?"
 * Pumpkin Seeds- "Seeds for the best vegetable-friend of fire: pumpkin."


 * Roasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of 'em"


 * Honey- "Sweet and delicious!"


 * Butterfly Wings- "No more flying for that butterfly!"


 * Butter- "Tasty, and just a little bit insecty."


 * Rot- "At least it's still flammable."
 * Rotten Egg- "Ew! Why? Oh Why?!"

Trinkets.png Items

 * Blueprint- "This will save some experimentation."
 * Gears- "These must make them move."
 * Ash- "Leftovers from a fire. I wish it was still here."
 * Red Gem- "So pretty!"


 * Blue Gem- "Ugh. This one is ugly."
 * Yellow Gem- "It sparkles."
 * Green Gem- "This one feels really light."
 * Orange Gem- "This one makes my fingers tingle."


 * Beard Hair- "Uh, where did this come from?"


 * Manure- "Ew. Nasty. But useful."


 * Guano- "It burns like normal poop."
 * Ball and Cup- "Fire is more fun."
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "All dried up, as if it stayed a bit too close to the fire."
 * Fake Kazoo- "A cheap fake. It probably doesn't even burn properly."
 * Frazzled Wires- "Not even a spark."
 * Gord's Knot- "The knot is stuck. Who needs a knife when you've got fire?"
 * Gnome- "Ooh, I wonder if he has a flamethrower!"
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "I've never liked bathing with water."
 * Lying Robot- "He whispers beautiful lies to me."
 * Melty Marbles- "I'll bet the fire that melted these was fiercely hot."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "You can strike a match on a zipper, but not on buttons."
 * Second-rate Dentures- "I don't think dentures don't burn well."
 * Tiny Rocketship- "Check out those tiny thrusters. Such explosive power!"

Maxwell Head.pngture Mode

 * Failed- "You win THIS time, Maxwell."
 * Sanity Obelisk (sane, up)- "I wonder what these markings mean."
 * Sanity Obelisk (insane, down)- "Where'd it go?"
 * Insanity Obelisk (insane, up)- "Am I seeing things?"
 * Insanity Obelisk (sane, down)- "Doesn't look flammable. How boring."
 * Divining Rod holder- "I'll make something out of it."
 * Divining Rod- "It's full of electrical junk."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "It's making some kind of noise."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "This thing is getting noisier."
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "I must be close!"
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "Gah! Enough with the beeping!"
 * Divining Rod Base- "Not sure what this does. Doesn't seem like it's fiery things."
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)- "Just needs to be unlocked with a key. Not fire, unfortunately."
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)- "It's whirring now!"
 * Maxwell's Door- "Maybe that leads home."
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "I like more exciting music."
 * Maxwell's Light- "These are no fun. They light themselves."
 * Maxwell Statue-
 * Maxwell's Toothtrap- "What kind of jerk leaves this lying around?"
 * Maxwell's Toothrap (went off)-
 * Beemine (Maxwell's)-
 * Sick Wormhole-
 * Nightmare Lock-
 * Nightmare Throne- "Looks sticky."
 * Male character on Nightmare Throne-
 * Female character on Nightmare Throne-
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne-

Gramophone.pngncements

 * Generic- "It's a... thing."
 * Freedom- "I'm free! Time for fires!"
 * Freezing- "The cold! It burns!"
 * Lighting a fire (1)- "Tee hee!"
 * Lighting a fire (2)- "Pretty!"
 * Lighting a fire (3)- "Oops!"
 * Lighting a fire (4)- "I made a fire!"
 * Lighting a fire (5)- "Burn!"


 * Battlecry- "It's you or me!"


 * Battlecry (on prey)- "Get over here!"


 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Stupid pig!"


 * Battlecry (Spider)- "Grrrrar!"


 * Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "Ew, kill iiiit!"
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "Aaaah! Pokey bugs!"


 * Leaving combat- "That's what I thought!"


 * Leaving combat (prey)- "I'll get you next time!"


 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "Get over here, pork chop!"


 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "Bleh. I'll kill him later."


 * Leaving combat (Warrior Spider)- "Not so tough now!"


 * Dusk- "Night is coming. I need fire!"


 * Entering light- "I can see again!"


 * Entering darkness- "It's so dark!"


 * Doing things in the dark- "I need more light!"


 * Failed to do something-
 * Failed to craft something-
 * Trying to sleep during the day-
 * Try to sleep during during day in a cave- "Too spooky down here to sleep."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry-
 * Trying to sleep near monsters-


 * Hounds are coming- "Show yourself!"
 * Deerclops is coming- "That sounded big!"


 * Inventory full- "I can't carry anymore stuff!"


 * Eating- "Yum!"


 * Eating (spoiled food)- "That tasted terrible!"


 * Eating (stale food)- "That was kinda gross."


 * Eating (painful food)- "Ugh! Nasty!"


 * Hungry- "I need food!"


 * Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."

Lights

 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "I could watch it for hours."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (medium)- "Burn!"
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Uh-oh. It's almost gone!"
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "I should make the fire come back."

Survival

 * Pretty Parasol- "Pretty as can be!"
 * Thermal Stone- "A fire would liven this thing up!"
 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Frozen solid."
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "Stone cold."
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "No flame, no real heat... what fun is that?"
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "Look at how it glows!"

Food

 * Drying Rack (burnt)-  "Maybe the fire wasn't the best drying method..."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (burnt)- "It was a nice finale."
 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "At least it went out in a blaze of glory."

Science

 * Science Machine (burnt)-
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)-
 * Winterometer (burnt)-
 * Rainometer (burnt)-

Structures

 * Ice Flingomatic (turned off)-
 * Ice Flingomatic (turned on)-
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)-
 * Siesta Lean-to-
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)-
 * Siesta Lean-to (hungry)-
 * Siesta Lean-to (in cave)-
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)-
 * Chest (burnt)-
 * Pig House (burnt)-
 * Rabbit House (burnt)-
 * Bee Box (burnt)-

Refine

 * Bone shards-
 * Electrical Doodad-

Magic

 * Prestihatitator (burnt)-
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)-
 * Meat Effigy (burnt)-

Dress

 * Cat Cap-
 * Fashion Melon-
 * Ice Cube-
 * Rain Coat-
 * Rain Hat-

Nature - Plants

 * Berry Bush (withered)- "All dried out. Primed for fire!"
 * Sapling (withered)- "It's so dry, it looks like it wants to be on fire."
 * Grass (withered)- "Nice and dry, ready to burn!"
 * Birchnut tree- "It looks like it would burn well."
 * Birchnut- "Hey there, tree seed."
 * Birchnut (planted)- "You'll be a real tree soon."
 * Cactus-
 * Cactus (picked)-
 * Cactus (cooked)-
 * Tumbleweed-
 * Crop (withered)- "It's crackling and dry. Good kindling!"
 * Grass (withered)-

Nature - Objects

 * Ice-
 * Mini-glacier-
 * Mini-glacier (melted)-
 * Volt Goat Horn-
 * Raised Dirt-
 * Animal Tracks (spring, lost trail)-
 * Molehill-
 * Collapsed Rabbit Hole-
 * Pig Head (burnt)-
 * Merm Head (burnt)-
 * Catcoon Den-
 * Catcoon Den (empty)-
 * Glommer Statue-
 * Glommer Statue (mined)-

Mobs - Monsters

 * Warg-
 * Birchnut Treeguard-
 * Birchnut Drake-

Mobs - Neutral Animals

 * Buzzard-
 * Catcoon-
 * Glommer-
 * Glommer Gland-
 * Glommer Wings-
 * Glommer Goop-
 * Volt goat-
 * Volt goat (charged)-

Mobs - Passive Animals

 * Moleworm-

Mobs - Bosses

 * Deerclops- "Holy crap!"
 * Bearger- "Whoa! Niiiice Bear..."
 * Goose- "What in the world..."
 * Dragonfly- "It's filled with fire!"
 * Eyebrella- "If I wear it, I don't have to look at it..."
 * Down Thermantidote- "I donno... it could put out some fires...."
 * Scalemail- "Yay! More FIRE!"
 * HIbearnation Vest-"It's like swimming in fur."
 * Goose Nest-
 * Mosling-
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "The coolest drool!"
 * Lava Spit (cool)- "Cool drool, literally."

Mobs - Other

 * Bigfoot-

Food - Fruits

 * Watermelon-
 * Watermelon (cooked)-

Misc Items

 * Webber skull-
 * Bucket O' Poop-
 * Old Bell-

Announcements

 * Lightning miss- "I'm safe from the sky-fire."
 * Overheating- "The heat is too intense!"
 * Tree Shelter- "You're good for something besides burning after all."
 * Wetness (low)-
 * Wetness (medium)-
 * Wetness (high)-
 * Dropping tool while wet-
 * Smoldering item- "Hooray, it's about to light on fire!"
 * Burnt- "Yikes! That was hot!"