Talk:Set Piece/@comment-70.212.132.23-20160417071741

Don't Starve

By Kameron,

I start in this beautiful world,

it was really something to see,

I see some friendly birds nearby, calling out to me!

They had huge eyes and numbered many,

in their monstrous fort,

they pecked my eyes and so I ran,

away from their monastary!

I gather up some firewood,

and waited for night to come,

I built a fire to last the night,

after all, I'm not dumb.

In the distance I see a nest,

and I knew what that meant,

I ran quick, stomach rumbling,

and then nabbed all of the best!

I run away, arms full,

of the finest of all eggs,

behind me I hear a stomping noise,

and then I couldn't move my legs!

For what it was is a terrifying sight,

I drop the eggs and sprint away,

hoping it would stay!

I was lucky that time,

but I was hungry,

I knew I wouldn't last long,

but then a berry bush sang to me,

singing a lovely song!

A grab a few, and gobble up,

but then I hear a rustle,

inside that little berry bush,

there was some hustle and some bustle!

A turkey popped out,

scared me half to death,

I grab some flint and throw it,

hitting a pig named Beth!

He ran after me,

with a bloody head,

he tried to track me down,

by following my treads!

Night was close, I had some stuff,

I made a torch and lit up the dark,

by now I had quite enough!

Now there is no time to fool around,

I build some armor, get a weapon,

and slay the beastly hounds!

I dodged bees, shot spiders,

I even built the best base,

nobody could stop me, I was the best,

so I stopped to take a rest.

But I did not pause,

so nightfall came as I got back on,

and it really was a close one,

for Charlie was in a bad mood,

and I had been so dumb!

Today is my 100th day,

and I have gotten pretty good,

I have demolished the tall-fort,

and used the old bell for wood!

3 months later, I have not died,

I think this is my 1000th, no 1001st day,

I have unlimited stuff, too much food,

and not enough chests for my things,

I have killed the Dragonfly, and Bearger,

with just a couple of swings!

I take a risk, I look for MacTusk,

trying to get some loot,

it took me all day to look,

I found his party, and decided to give him the boot!

My sword in hand, football helm, and marble armor,

no way they can kill me,

so I charge into battle,

crying my battle scream!

The dogs come, his son flees,

the village comes to fight,

I get pengulls to hold them offf,

and they stood still, but not in fright.

I throw my 'rang, kill a few,

I yell to MacTusk

"I am coming for you!"

He ready's his dart, aiming for me,

and hits with tremendous skill,

and I died! I did not revive!

So I screamed "HIGHLAND FILTH!!!"

So here you go kids,

a lesson to learn,

on no account should you ever tamper,

with Mactusk's Tam 'O Shanter!