Willow quotes

"I like fire."

- Willow

This page lists Willow's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Base Game

 * Axe- "It's very sharp."
 * Luxury Axe- "It won't light trees on fire, but at least it's shiny."
 * Shovel- "Not great for fighting."
 * Regal Shovel- "It won't make flaming pits, but at least it's shiny."
 * Pickaxe- "It's very pointy."
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "It won't light rocks on fire, but at least it's shiny."
 * Razor- "Why did I build this?"
 * Razor (nothing left)- "There isn't even any stubble left!"
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."
 * Hammer- "I prefer sharp implements" [sic]
 * Pitchfork- "Three times the pointiness."

Don't Starve Together

 * Saddle- "It's so uncomfortable."
 * War Saddle- "I'm going to raze some villages!"

Shipwrecked

 * Machete- "Or I could just burn my way through."
 * Luxury Machete-
 * Obsidian Machete-
 * Obsidian Axe-

Base Game

 * Campfire (upon being built)- "I like fire."
 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I could watch it for hours."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Burn!"
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Uh oh. It's almost gone!"
 * Campfire (burned out)- "Awww. It's all over."
 * Fire Pit (burned out)- "I should make the fire come back."
 * Torch- "Fire is so pretty."
 * Miner Hat- "It's not real fire, but it's still pretty fun."
 * Torch and Miner Hat (run out)- "My precious light is gone!"
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Fire on the inside is amazing!"
 * Lantern- "Fire is not meant to be contained like this!"

Reign of Giants

 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "I could watch it for hours."
 * Endothermic Fire (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER! AND BLUER!"
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Burn!"
 * Endothermic Fire (low)- "This fire is small and boring."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring. And blue."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Uh-oh. It's almost gone!"
 * Endothermic Fire (burned out)-
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (burned out)- "I should make the fire come back."
 * Moggles- "I'm not sure about this..."

Don't Starve Together

 * Willow's Lighter- "It's my lucky lighter!"

Shipwrecked

 * Chiminea-
 * Bottle Lantern-
 * Obsidian Fire Pit-

Base Game

 * Backpack- "I could fit like a million lighters in here."
 * Piggyback- "I made a backpack out of butts!"
 * Bird Trap- "I'll catch those creepy birds."
 * Bug Net- "I can catch a bug!"
 * Fishing Rod- "Fishing for the answer with a line and sinker."
 * Straw Roll- "Musty."
 * Fur Roll- "It's too frilly."
 * Tent- "I got all the badges in Girl Scouts."
 * Trap- "It's a bit passive aggressive, but it'll work."
 * Honey Poultice- "Eww, do I have to?"
 * Healing Salve- "It burns! But, where's the fire?"
 * Heat Stone- "A fire would make this even better!"
 * Heat Stone (frozen)- "Frozen solid."
 * Heat Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "Heat without the flame... what fun is that?"
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "Look at how it glows!"
 * Umbrella- "I love the color!"
 * Compass- This quote is dependent on the orientation of the map. Potential lines include: North, Northeast, East, Southeast, South, Southwest, West, Northwest.

Reign of Giants

 * Insulated Pack- "Fuzzy backpack!"
 * Luxury Fan- "I donno... it could put out some fires...."
 * Siesta Lean-to- "They taught us how to make these in Girl Scouts."
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "I couldn't get comfortable there."
 * Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "It' not time for siestas, it's time for fighting!" [sic]
 * Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I can't take a siesta while tummy is grumbling!"
 * Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I'd really rather be inside."
 * Tent (overheating)-
 * Tent (burnt)- "Well, I've still got my badges."
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "I always set them on fire."
 * Thermal Stone- "A fire would liven this thing up!"
 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Frozen solid."
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "No flame, no real heat... what fun is that?"
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "Look at how it glows!"
 * Pretty Parasol- "Pretty as can be!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Telltale Heart- "The beating of this hideous heart will bring a ghost back to life!"
 * Booster Shot- "Boooost!"
 * Water Balloon-
 * Whirly Fan- "No fun, making me exercise to stay cool!"
 * Bernie- "My childhood buddy - Bernie!"
 * Bernie (inactive)- "Save me, Bernie!"
 * Bernie (broken)- "I need to fix Bernie up."

Shipwrecked

 * Silly Monkey Ball-
 * Tropical Parasol-
 * Anti Venom-
 * ThatchPack-
 * Palm Leaf Hut-

Base Game

 * Crock Pot- "I could put food in it and fire underneath it."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "The fire still has quite a bit of work to do."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "The fire is doing its thing!"
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "I'm glad I cooked with fire."
 * Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
 * Bee Box- "Come on fat bees, make me honey!"
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "Nothing to see here."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "Patience."
 * Bee Box (full with honey)- "Yay! I can steal honey!"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "Sigh. It's a pile of dirt."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Hurry up, you stupid plant."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (finished)-
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "Stupid thing needs poop."
 * Ice Box- "That is the opposite of fire."
 * Drying Rack- "I want to hang some meat!"
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Come on meat, dry already!"
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "It's ready!"

Reign of Giants

 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "At least it went out in a blaze of glory."
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "Smoked you out!"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (burnt)- "It was a nice finale."
 * Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Forget the rain! Dry!"
 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "Maybe the fire wasn't the best drying method..."
 * Bucket-o-poop- "A bucket full of nasty."

Base Game

 * Science Machine and Alchemy Engine- "Even I don't know everything, yet."
 * Thermal Measurer- "It would be better if it measured fire."
 * Rainometer- "Rain is the anti-fire. Boo!"
 * Lightning Rod- "All the lightning can come here!"
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "Aww, all glow but no fire."
 * Gunpowder- "Oooooooooh! Shiny!"

Reign of Giants

 * Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "There's no learning from that now."
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "If you'd measured fire, maybe you woulda been prepared!"
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "Take that, rain!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (turned off)- "And stay off!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (turned on)- "I wish you'd shut your lid and stop putting out fires."
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "Almost out."
 * Electrical Doodad- "Electrical doo-dah, doo-dah."

Shipwrecked

 * Ice Maker 3000-
 * Ice Maker 3000 (high)-
 * Ice Maker 3000 (low)-
 * Ice Maker 3000 (very low)-
 * Ice Maker 3000 (out)-

Base Game

 * Spear- "Feel my wrath!"
 * Ham Bat- "Pleased to meat you!"
 * Boomerang- "It's not the most exciting weapon."
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Stupid boomerang!"
 * Blow Dart- "Good practice for blowing into a fire."
 * Sleep Dart- "The tranquilizer will make it easier to light on fire."
 * Fire Dart- "This is my favourite thing in the whole wide world."
 * Football Helmet- "Sports are hard."
 * Grass Suit- "A waste of flammable materials."
 * Log Suit- "Now I can take on the world!"
 * Marble Suit- "If I have to fight I might as well be protected."
 * Bee Mine- "Bees inside. Should've put some fire in there for good measure."
 * Tooth Trap- "It would be better with fire."
 * Shelmet- "It fits my head."
 * Snurtle Shell Armour- "Less defense! More offense!"
 * Death (mob)-

Reign of Giants

 * Battle Spear-
 * Battle Helm-
 * Scalemail- "Yay! More FIRE!!!"
 * Morning Star- "It'd be way cooler if it was on fire..."
 * Weather Pain- "Always wwirling! Swirling towards destruction!" [sic]

Don't Starve Together

 * Tail o' Three Cats- "This means I'm the boss now."

Shipwrecked

 * Poison Spear-
 * Seashell Suit-
 * Limestone Suit-
 * Poison Dart-
 * Coconade-
 * Coconade (lit)-
 * Speargun-
 * Poison Speargun-
 * Cutlass Supreme-
 * Obsidian Spear-
 * Obsidian Armour-
 * Obsidian Coconade-
 * Obsidian Speargun-
 * Trident-

Base Game

 * Birdcage- "Bird prison!"
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Ha! I have you now!"
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Stupid bird. Wake up!"
 * Pig House- "These pigs have questionable taste in architecture" [sic]
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "You jerk! Let me in!"
 * Pig House (occupied and light are on)- "He's doing pig things in there."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "Ugh. Stupid rabbits."
 * Hay Wall (inventory)- "Hmmm. I wonder if these will burn."
 * Hay Wall (placed)- "That looks so flammable!"
 * Wood Wall (inventory)- "I hate hiding."
 * Wood Wall (placed)- "That could totally catch on fire."
 * Stone Wall (inventory)- "These are surprisingly heavy."
 * Stone Wall (placed)- "Eh. I guess that's OK."
 * Chest- "It's a trunk for my junk."
 * Chest (full)- "It's full."
 * Chest (not allowed to store, like backpack)-
 * Sign- "Less reading! More burning!"
 * Potted Fern-

Reign of Giants

 * Pig House (burnt)- "Nice redecorating job!"
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Ha! Good result."
 * Hay Wall (burnt)-
 * Wood Wall (burnt)-
 * Chest (burnt)- "The trunk burned nicely."
 * Scaled Chest- "I'm not sure why you'd want something that DOESN'T burn..."
 * Sign (burnt)- "Hahaha, yesss!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry) - "What's all the fuss about?"
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird starving) - "He won't be quiet!"
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird dead) - "At least he's quiet now."
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Maybe I should clean that up."
 * Directional Sign (empty)- "I should burn something into it."
 * Moon Rock Wall (inventory)- "Very light but surprisingly tough."
 * Moon Rock Wall (placed)- "Spacey and smooth!"
 * Wardrobe- "I want to set it on fire."
 * Wardrobe (burnt)- "Aww, the fire burned out."

Shipwrecked

 * Sand Castle-
 * Wildbore House- "What a boreing house."
 * Limestone Wall (inventory)-
 * Limestone Wall (placed)-
 * Sandbag-

Base Game
All Turfs- "The ground is boring."
 * Fungal Turf-
 * Blue Fungal Turf-

Reign of Giants

 * All Turfs- "The ground is boring."

Don't Starve Together

 * Scaled Flooring-

Shipwrecked

 * Meadow Turf-
 * Jungle Turf-
 * Volcano Turf-
 * Beach Turf-

Base Game

 * Rope- "What can I tie up with this?"
 * Boards- "Boards. They'll burn, same as other wood."
 * Cut Stone- "Perfectly squared for maximum enjoyment."
 * Papyrus- "I bet it'd burn!"
 * Purple Gem- "Weird!"
 * Nightmare Fuel- "Eww, it's still warm!"

Shipwrecked

 * Cloth-
 * Limestone-
 * Empty Bottle-

Base Game

 * Meat Effigy- "That's my insurance policy."
 * Prestihatitator- "I can use the hat like a cauldron!"
 * Shadow Manipulator- "A dark and powerful energy radiates from it."
 * Pan Flute- "Music is boring."
 * Night Light- "It's like fire, but purple!"
 * Night Armour- "Like being wrapped in smoke."
 * Dark Sword- "It's like my dreams can hurt real things!"
 * One-man Band- "I can do the pyrotechnics too!"
 * Bat Bat- "I can hit my enemies with it."
 * Belt of Hunger- "Oh, ick! Ick! Ick! Ick! Eeeeeewwwwww!"
 * Chilled Amulet- "Boo to this."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "Has science gone too far?"
 * Life Giving Amulet- "I'm invincible! Well, maybe not. But it feels good."
 * Fire Staff- "This is my absolute favorite toy."
 * Ice Staff- "Booooring."
 * Telelocator Staff- "It's quite a rush to use."
 * Telelocator Focus (charged)- "I can feel the magic!"
 * Telelocator Focus (incomplete)- "It needs something more."
 * Telelocator Socket (full)- "I wonder how they hover?"
 * Telelocator Socket (empty)- "It's so empty!"

Reign of Giants

 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "My policy was cancelled."
 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Double, double toil and... oh. It's burned."
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Now it's dark and not very powerful."
 * Old Bell- "Is it New Year's Eve? Are there FIREWORKS?!"

Shipwrecked

 * Piratihatitator-
 * Piratihatitator (burnt)-

Base Game

 * Sewing Kit- "But destruction is so much more fun!"
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "Smells like rabbit butt."
 * Straw Hat- "A hat made of straw. To think, it could've been tinder."
 * Beefalo Hat- "I've taken his hair and put it on my own!"
 * Beekeeper Hat- "This will keep the pokeys off of me."
 * Feather Hat- "I am a phoenix!"
 * Winter Hat- "It's not warm enough for my liking."
 * Top Hat- "A top hat and a lighter, a perfect combination."
 * Dapper Vest- "Not as nice as a flaming vest, but it'll do."
 * Breezy Vest- "Now I'll be with my friend forever."
 * Puffy Vest- "Not as warm as a good fire, but still pretty good!"
 * Bush Hat- "Too passive!"
 * Garland- "A halo of flowers. Too bad it's not a burning halo of flowers."
 * Walking Cane- "I can walk more easily with this!"

Reign of Giants

 * Cat Cap- "Cuddly hat."
 * Fashion Melon- "Well, that's one use for this fruit."
 * Ice Cube- "It's a real damper on my mood."
 * Rain Coat- "This'll do the trick."
 * Rain Hat- "Anything to keep the water away."
 * Summer Frest- "Vests are so in."
 * Floral Shirt- "I wonder if it'd burn as nicely as actual flowers do."
 * Eyebrella- "If I wear it, I don't have to look at it..."
 * Hibearnation Vest- "It's like swimming in fur."

Shipwrecked

 * Brain of Thought-
 * Snakeskin Hat-
 * Snakeskin Jacket-
 * Blubber Suit-
 * Windbreaker-
 * Gas Mask- "I like not smelling smelly smells."
 * Sleek Hat-
 * Shark Tooth Crown-
 * Dumbrella-

Shipwrecked

 * Surfboard-
 * Surfboard (launched)-
 * Log Raft-
 * Raft-
 * Row Boat-
 * Cargo Boat-
 * Armoured Boat-
 * Boat Repair Kit-
 * Thatch Sail-
 * Cloth Sail-
 * Snakeskin Sail-
 * Feather Sail-
 * Boat Torch-
 * Boat Lantern-
 * Boat Cannon-
 * Sea Trap-
 * Trawl Net-
 * Trawl Net (equipped)-
 * Trawl Net (full)-
 * Trawl Net (extremely full)-
 * Spyglass-
 * Super Spyglass-
 * Captain Hat-
 * Pirate Hat-
 * Life Jacket-

Base Game

 * Thulecite- "I don't think it would burn."
 * Thulecite Wall (inventory)-
 * Thulecite Wall (placed)- "And they'll huff and they'll puff!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "Looks normal to me."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It's warning me."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "The fuel is coming to life!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "It's almost humming."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "I think it's turning off."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "I guess it's nearly over."
 * Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I don't think it's working."
 * The Lazy Forager- "It picks up my burning materials for me!"
 * Magiluminescence- "It seems to absorb the darkness around it."
 * Construction Amulet- "I feel my mind open when I wear this."
 * The Lazy Explorer- "It gives me a headache."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "It's magical."
 * Deconstruction Staff- "It won't start a fire but I guess it's still useful."
 * Pick/Axe- "It's so useful!"
 * Thulecite Crown- "It seems like there's something flowing through it."
 * Thulecite Suit- "Not sure I want to wear this."
 * Thulecite Club- "This will keep the nasties at bay."
 * Houndius Shootius- "It's no good until I place it."
 * Houndius Shootius (placed)- "I wish it lit stuff on fire."

Base Game

 * Birds of the World-
 * Applied Horticulture-
 * Sleepytime Stories-
 * The End is Nigh!-
 * On Tentacles-

Base Game

 * Evergreen- "It looks like it would burn well."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "Die in a fire!"
 * Spiky Tree- "It looks dangerous!"
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (chopped)- "One less tree in the world."
 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "Not so spiky now, are you?"
 * Evergreen, Lumpy Evergreen, and Spiky Tree (burning)- "YES! BURN!"
 * Evergreen, Lumpy Evergreen, and Spiky Tree (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
 * Evergreen (sapling)- "You'll be a real tree soon."
 * Log- "Wood! So flammable! Hooray!"
 * Log (burning)- "Burn, log, buuuurn!"
 * Charcoal- "Mmmm. Smells like fire."
 * Pine Cone- "Hey there, tree seed."
 * Marble Tree- "The worst kind of tree. The non-flammable kind."
 * Totally Normal Tree- "It might be alive, but it'll still burn."
 * Living Log- "It looks upset."
 * Sapling- "I should pick it."
 * Sapling (picked)- "Poor little limp tree."
 * Sapling (burning)- "Burn! Yeah!"
 * Sapling (picked up)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"
 * Twigs- "A bunch of small twigs. Good for fires, among other things."
 * Grass Tuft- "It's flammable a tuft of grass." [sic]
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "Grass stubble is kind of useless."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "Fire! Wooo!"
 * Grass Tuft (picked up)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"
 * Cut Grass- "Cut grass, ready for burning. Or maybe crafting."
 * Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Mmmmm. Berries."
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "I want more berries!"
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "Eat poop, stupid plant!"
 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"
 * Reeds- "It's a burnable clump of reeds."
 * Reeds (picked)- "I can't do anything with reed stubble."
 * Reeds (burning)- "Burn! Yeah!"
 * Cut Reeds- "Cut reeds, ready for burning. Or maybe crafting."
 * Plant- "I'll eat it if I have to."
 * Plant (growing)- "Hurry up, you stupid plant!"
 * Crop (ready to be picked)- "Oh boy. Vegetables."
 * Marsh Plant- "It's all planty."
 * Spiky Bush- "It looks sharp."
 * Spiky Bush (after picking)- "Those thorns hurt!"
 * Spiky Bush (burning)- "Burn, thorns!"
 * Spiky Bush (picked up)-
 * Flower- "I don't have time to waste on flowers."
 * Petals- "Stupid flowers. They're almost useless."
 * Evil Flower- "Ugh, that smells terrible."
 * Dark Petals- "Ew, they're sticky."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "Pretty!"
 * Green Mushroom (unpicked)- "Stupid mushroom."
 * Blue Mushroom (unpicked)- "Dumb mushroom."
 * Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "Hey! You! Get up here!"
 * Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)- "Maybe it will return some day."

Reign of Giants

 * Birchnut Tree- "I've heard them described as 'leafy'."
 * Birchnut Tree (chopped)- "Burning it would've been better."
 * Birchnut Tree (burning)- "YES! BURN!"
 * Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
 * Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "You'll be a real tree soon."
 * Sapling (withered)- "It's so dry, it's like it wants to be on fire."
 * Grass Tuft (withered)- "Nice and dry, ready to burn!"
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "All dried out. Primed for fire!"
 * Plant (withered)- "It's crackly and dry. Good kindling!"
 * Birchnut- "Hey there, tree seed."
 * Cactus- "Spines! My weakness! How did you know?"
 * Cactus (after picking)- "Ouch!"
 * Cactus (picked)- "We'll call it a tie."
 * Tumbleweed- "It looks highly flammable."

Shipwrecked

 * Bamboo Patch- "A stick-y shrub."
 * Bamboo (picked)- "Looks flammable."
 * Brainy Sprout-
 * Jungle Tree- "You're tall, but the flames would burn higher."
 * Jungle Tree (burning)-
 * Jungle Tree (burnt)-
 * Jungle Tree (sapling and seed)- "A future forest fire."
 * Mangrove Tree (burnt)-
 * Palm Tree-
 * Palm Leaf-
 * Regular Jungle Tree- "Just like any other tree."
 * Sweet Potato-
 * Viney Bush- "I bet these crackle and pop when they burn."
 * Vine- "I could use this in something. Or just burn it."
 * Coffee Bush-
 * Coffee Bush (picked)-
 * Coffee Bush (barren)-
 * Coffee Bush (withered)-
 * Seaweed-
 * Seaweed (planted)-
 * Elephant Cactus-
 * Elephant Cactus (dug)-
 * Elephant Cactus (active)-
 * Tidal Plant-
 * Mangrove- "I wonder if it's getting enough water?"

Base Game

 * Beehive- "It's full of bees!"
 * Killer Bee Hive- "I had better keep my distance."
 * Honeycomb- "It's waxy."
 * Hound Mound- "Uh oh, I don't like the look of that."
 * Bone- "Gross."
 * Touch Stone- "I guess I should touch it?"
 * Harp Statue- "What a nice statue. Shame if something were to happen to it."
 * Marble Pillar- "I wonder if the rest burnt down."
 * Marble- "It's heavy!"
 * Rundown House- "No-one would care if this burned down."
 * Merm Head- "That's what you get for being so stinky!"
 * Pig Head- "I guess I have it all right."
 * Pig Torch- "These pigs sure know how to have a good time."
 * Basalt- "It's too hard to break!"
 * Boulder- "It wouldn't fit in my pocket."
 * Rocks- "Can make inuksuks with these?" [sic]
 * Flint- "The poor man's fire-starter."
 * Nitre- "There are tiny explosions trapped inside."
 * Gold Nugget- "Where am I going to spend this." [sic]
 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."
 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."
 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"
 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."
 * Grave- "It's full of dead stuff, I bet."
 * Grave (dug)- "Better it than me."
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Who just leaves dirt lying around in the forest?"
 * Animal Tracks- "It leads to my new friend."
 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)- "Ohh... he got away."
 * Animal Tracks (found)- "I'll find you!"
 * Wooden Thing- "I like the way the symbols glow."
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I'm making a monstrosity!"
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I just want to see this world burn."
 * Ring Thing- "This is too precious to burn!."
 * Crank Thing- "What's this part good for?"
 * Box Thing- "It feels warm."
 * Metal Potato Thing- "Perhaps I could melt it into a more pleasing shape."
 * Worm Hole (closed)- "Poke it with a stick!"
 * Worm Hole (open)- "I wonder if he likes spicy food?"
 * Worm Hole (exited)- "I'll have to burn these clothes!"
 * Pond- "This pond will definitely not ignite. How dull."
 * Skeleton- "Oh my. I hope he went out in a blaze of glory."
 * Spider Den- "That's just nasty."
 * Spider Eggs- "Tons of tiny disgusting spiders."
 * Rabbit Hole- "Stupid rabbits. Come out so I can eat you."
 * Walrus Camp- "Why does everyone have a nicer house than me?"
 * Walrus Camp (summer)- "I'm not going in there. Yuck!"

Reign of Giants

 * Ice- "Chilly."
 * Mini Glacier- "I don't think there's any way it'd burn."
 * Mini Glacier (melted)- "As useless as water ever was."
 * Animal Tracks (spring, lost trail)- "Boo! I lost track of him in this mud."
 * Burrow- "Down away from the sun. It's unnatural."
 * Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Stupid rabbits must be stuck down there."
 * Rundown House (burnt) "It's true, no one does care."
 * Merm Head (burnt)- "Double whammy!"
 * Pig Head (burnt)- "It can always get worse, I guess."
 * Hollow Stump- "I wouldn't burn it while someone lives here."
 * Hollow Stump (empty)- "It's all dried up and ready for burning."
 * Glommer's Statue- "Is that supposed to be something?"
 * Glommer's Statue (mined)- "Looks about the same."
 * Skeleton (self)- "That gives me the willies."

Don't Starve Together

 * Jury-Rigged Portal- "It's rickety, but it appears to function. After a fashion..."
 * Magma-
 * Moon Rock-

Shipwrecked

 * Crab Den- "Come out and play with me!"
 * Fishermerm's Hut-
 * Merm Hut-
 * Prime Ape Hut-
 * Shoal-
 * Wildbore House-
 * Wobster Den-
 * Coral Reef-
 * Coral-
 * Limpet Rock-
 * Limpet Rock (picked)-
 * Magma Pile-
 * Krissure-
 * Steamer Trunk-
 * Sandy Pile-
 * Volcano-
 * Suspicious Bubbles-
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)-
 * Suspicious Bubbles (found)-
 * Tidal Pool-
 * Mussels-
 * Buried Treasure-
 * Slot Machine-
 * Electric Isosceles-
 * Octopus Chest-
 * Debris-
 * Wildbore Head-
 * Wildbore Head (burnt)-
 * Seashell- "Stupid seashell."
 * Poisonous Hole- "Nature is so gross."
 * Gunpowder Barrel-
 * Fishbone-
 * Grassy Thing-
 * Screw Thing-
 * Wooden Potato Thing-

Base Game

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "Who plugged that hole?"
 * Sinkhole- "I hope there's lava down there somewhere."
 * Rope to Surface- "It's dark and stuffy down here."
 * Red Mushtree- "Gross. It smells like leprechaun butt" [sic]
 * Green Mushtree- "Gross. It's all mushroomy."
 * Blue Mushtree- "Gross. This tree is sick all over."
 * Light Flower- "It's burning inside."
 * Light Bulb- "Bright!"
 * Stalagmite- "Rocks are boring."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "More boring rocks."
 * Spilagmite- "It's full of spiders."
 * Slurtle Mound- "I should burn them out."
 * Splumonkey Pod- "What a wonderfully flammable home."
 * Fern- "Looks flammable."
 * Foliage- "Fuel for the fire."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "Looks burnable!"

Base Game

 * Ancient Statue- "Drat, won't burn."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "The dead can't get through here."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Oooo! An afterlife intercom."
 * Algae- "It must need a lot of water."
 * Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "Dead windup horsey" [sic]
 * Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "Dead windup priest" [sic]
 * Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Dead windup castle" [sic]
 * Relic- "Old furniture."
 * Relic (broken)- "I could probably fix that up."
 * Thulecite Fragments- "This Thulecite crumbled to pieces."
 * Cave Lichen- "A crusty plant" [sic]
 * Ornate Chest- "Kind of tacky."
 * Large Ornate Chest-
 * Nightmare Light- "Light without fire is unnatural."

Base Game

 * Clockwork Knight- "It's a pony!"
 * Clockwork Bishop- "It's a bishop!"
 * Clockwork Rook- "It's a castle!"
 * Damaged Knight- "It looks pretty worn down."
 * Damaged Bishop- "Ahhh!"
 * Damaged Rook- "It has a nasty smile."
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "I'm not afraid of you!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "OUCH! You jerk!"
 * Hound- "What a jerk!"
 * Red Hound- "I actually kind of like this one."
 * Blue Hound- "Gross! Cold!"
 * Hound's Tooth- "It's sharp. I like it!"
 * Spider and Spider Warrior- "Maybe I could kill it... with FIRE."
 * Spider (sleeping)- "I could take him."
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Maybe I should just leave that one alone."
 * Spider (dead)- "Ha! I showed you!"
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "He had it coming."
 * Spider Gland- "Eeeeew it's slimy and stinky!"
 * Silk- "Mmmmmm. Smooth."
 * Krampus- "Stay back, you big jerk!"
 * Krampus Sack- "I've got a new bag!"
 * Merm- "Eww, it's all swampy."
 * Tentacle- "Not at all cuddly."
 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."
 * Tentacle Spots- "Ewwwww."
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "It's quivering."
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar) (underground)-
 * Baby Tentacle- "Awwww, they want hugs!"
 * Guardian Pig- "I like his attitude!"
 * Guardian Pig (dead)-
 * Werepig- "Bring it on, piggie!"
 * Ghost- "I can't kill what's already dead."
 * MacTusk- "Stop following me!"
 * Wee MacTusk- "He looks tasty."
 * Walrus Tusk- "Nom nom nom."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "I kind of like the look of it."
 * Mosquito- "So annoying!"
 * Mosquito (picked up)- "Keep that mouth away from me!"
 * Mosquito Sack- "Blood must bubble in currents muggy and thick."
 * Nearby Mosquitoes- "Get away, you bloodsucking jerks!"
 * Cave Spider- "What a frustrating jerk!"
 * Spitter- "Get over here!"
 * Batilisk- "Cute little guy!"
 * Snurtle- "Kaboom!"
 * Slurtle- "I want to blow it up!"
 * Slurtle Slime- "I love this stuff!"
 * Broken Shell- "Heh. It broke."
 * Lureplant- "I bet a quick fire would take care of this."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "It's mine now."
 * Eyeplant- "They spread like fire."
 * Slurper- "Do they have little fires in their bellies?"
 * Ancient Guardian- "Poor thing. Trapped in this maze."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "They come from above."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "It's so furry!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "Light without fire. Unnatural."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Does dirt normally move around?"

Reign of Giants

 * Varg- "You're a big mean jerk!"
 * Poison Birchnut Tree- "A fire would set him straight."
 * Poison Birchnut Tree (chopped)-
 * Birchnutter- "Aaah! Set it on fire!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Ewecus- "I don't like your face!"
 * Lavae- "Why can't we be friends?"

Shipwrecked

 * Floaty Boaty Knight-
 * Flup- "Leave me alone!"
 * Poison Mosquito-
 * Snake- "Jerks that slither."
 * Poison Snake-
 * Spider Warrior (venomous)-
 * Sea Hound-
 * Stink Ray- "Now I've seen everything."
 * Swordfish-
 * White Whale-
 * White Whale Carcass-
 * White Whale Carcass (bloated stage 1)-
 * White Whale Carcass (bloated stage 2)-

Base Game

 * Beefalo- "What a disgusting, hairy beast!"
 * Beefalo (following)- "Er, are you following me?"
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "They look even dumber when they're sleeping."
 * Beefalo (shaved)- "Ha! He's all naked now!"
 * Beefalo Wool- "Ha! I stole his hair!"
 * Beefalo Horn- "I can hear those hairy beasts inside."
 * Baby Beefalo- "Even the babies are ugly."
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "WAKE UP!"
 * Nearby Bees-
 * Bee- "It's fat, but that stinger looks dangerous."
 * Killer Bee- "I like the cut of that bee's jib."
 * Bee (picked up)- "Pocket full of bees!"
 * Killer Bee (picked up)- "Buzz!"
 * Stinger- "It's pokey!"
 * Pig- "Ugh. They're fragrant."
 * Pig (following)- "Ick. It's following me."
 * Pig (dead)- "I wonder how they taste."
 * Pig (sleeping)-
 * Pig Skin- "Ha ha. A pig's butt"
 * Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Ugh. They look so stupid."
 * Bunny Puff- "I won that argument."
 * Frog- "He's too damp to burn."
 * Frog (sleeping)- "They're cute when they're sleeping."
 * Frog (dead)- "I showed him!"
 * Koalefant- "We will be great friends!"
 * Winter Koalefant- "He sure looks warm..."
 * Rock Lobster- "We don't have much in common."
 * Pengull- "Run away tiny dancers."
 * Splumonkey- "Joke's on you! I can burn this poo."

Reign of Giants

 * Buzzard- "Your neck is gross."
 * Catcoon- "Here, kitty!"
 * Cat Tail- "I've kept stranger things than this."
 * Volt Goat- "Bouncy goat."
 * Volt Goat (charged)- "You're crazy!"
 * Volt Goat Horn- "I can hear the lightning if I hold it to my ear."

Shipwrecked

 * Blue Whale-
 * Blue Whale Carcass-
 * Blue Whale Carcass (bloated stage 1)-
 * Blue Whale Carcass (bloated stage 2)-
 * Bottlenosed Ballphin-
 * Jellyfish- "I'll call you Bob."
 * Jellyfish (picked up)-
 * Water Beefalo-
 * Water Beefalo (following)-
 * Water Beefalo (sleeping)-
 * Baby Water Beefalo-
 * Baby Water Beefalo (sleeping)-
 * Prime Ape-
 * Wildbore-

Base Game

 * Butterfly- "Flutter away, butterfly!"
 * Butterfly (picked up)- "I want to squish it."
 * Crow- "I think it's waiting for me to die."
 * Redbird- "A redbird. The color of fire, but not a phoenix."
 * Snowbird- "It looks cold out here. I bet it wants a fire."
 * Crow (picked up)- "Not so smart now, are you?"
 * Redbird (picked up)- "It's cozy in my pocket."
 * Snowbird (picked up)- "It's so fluffy."
 * Jet Feather- "Crow feather. It probably smells terrible on fire."
 * Crimson Feather- "Redbird feather. It probably smells terrible on fire."
 * Azure Feather- "Snowbird feather. It probably smells terrible on fire."
 * Gobbler- "Evil bird! Get away from my yummy berries!"
 * Eye Bone- "It's rude to stare."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "At least it's not looking at me anymore."
 * Eye Bone (ashes)- "The eyebone was consumed by fire when I teleported!"
 * Chester- "He's so fuzzy!"
 * Rabbit and Beardling- "He looks tasty."
 * Rabbit and Beardling (picked up)- "I have him where I want him!"
 * Fireflies- "I wish they didn't run away!"
 * Fireflies (picked up)- "They're like little fires in my pocket!"
 * Mandrake- "That's not a normal plant" [sic]
 * Mandrake (following)- "Now that's just creepy!"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "Why did this plant have a face?"
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "The fire didn't get rid of its face. Gives me the willies."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Argh, my little head!"

Reign of Giants

 * Glommer- "It's fuzzy! And slimy..."
 * Glommer's Flower- "Why does everything have to be a flower?!"
 * Glommer's Flower (dead)- "I wonder if it burns..."
 * Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "I wish I saw the way that weird flower burned."
 * Glommer's Wings- "They're so small!"
 * Glommer's Goop- "It's goopy and weird."
 * Moleworm (underground)- "Hiding from the light, huh?"
 * Moleworm (aboveground)- "Coming up for a peek!"
 * Moleworm (held)- "Out of the ground, into the fire."

Don't Starve Together

 * Extra-Adorable Lavae- "She's... perfect."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "I think she wants some burnings."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "I can see her ribs!"
 * Lavae Egg- "I think a fire is trying to escape."
 * Lavae Egg (cracked)- "That egg looks happy."
 * Lavae Egg (too cold)- "It has a chill."
 * Lavae Tooth- "I hope she's not a biter."

Shipwrecked

 * Crab-
 * Crab (picked up)- "Stop running away!"
 * Beardling-
 * Beardling (picked up)-
 * Shifting Sands-
 * Dogfish-
 * Packim Baggims-
 * Parrot-
 * Parrot Pirate-
 * Seagull-
 * Toucan-
 * Parrot (picked up)-
 * Parrot Pirate (picked up)-
 * Seagull (picked up)-
 * Toucan (picked up)-
 * Wobster-
 * Fishermerm-

Base Game

 * Tallbird- "I don't think it wants to be friends."
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That egg could use some fire!"
 * Tallbird Egg- "Does it like fire?"
 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "Fire makes them so much better."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Arise my phoenix!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Ugh. Crunchy."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Is there such a thing as too much fire?"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Needs more fire!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "How long is this going to take?"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "I'm getting tired of waiting."
 * Smallbird- "Not quite a phoenix but still cute, I guess."
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Are you hungry?"
 * Smallbird (starving)- "Ok, ok! I get it, you're hungry."
 * Smallish Tallbird- "I feel like he understands me."
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "He sure eats a lot."
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Don't look at me! Get your own food."
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "No! Bad birdy!"

Base Game

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "He looks flammable!"
 * Spider Queen- "Kill it with fire!"
 * Spider Hat- "Who's your mommy!"
 * Deerclops- "Holy crap!" [sic]
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Stop staring at me!"
 * Ancient Guardian- "Poor thing. Trapped in this maze."
 * Guardian's Horn- "I wonder if these rings are an indication of age."

Reign of Giants

 * Bearger- "Whoa! Niiiice bear..."
 * Thick Fur- "It's fur all the way down."
 * Moose/Goose- "What in the world..."
 * Moose/Goose Egg- "It's huuuuge!"
 * Mosling- "Its feathers are frazzled."
 * Down Feather- "So snuggly!"
 * Dragonfly- "It's filled with fire!"
 * Scales- "Oooooooh! I LIKE these."
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "The coolest drool!"
 * Lava Spit (cool)- "Cool drool, literally."

Shipwrecked

 * Palm Treeguard-

Base Game

 * Maxwell- "He's so condescending."
 * Pig King- "Blech. What a slob."
 * Wes (trapped)- "He's trapped by those mean statues!"
 * Abigail- "Awww. She has a cute little bow."

Reign of Giants

 * Bigfoot- "What in the world!"
 * Webber (grave)-

Shipwrecked

 * Yaarctopus-

Base Game

 * Bird Egg- "It smells like a bird's butt."
 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "Yuck. The yellow part is all runny."
 * Monster Meat- "Gross. It's full of hairs."
 * Meat and Morsel- "I could make this better with FIRE!"
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "It's still gross."
 * Cooked Meat- "I've tasted better."
 * Cooked Morsel- "I'll need more than appetizers if I'm going to survive."
 * Monster Jerky- "It's dry and smells strange."
 * Jerky and Small Jerky- "Chewy, but satisfying."
 * Leafy Meat- "Eww, it's all slimy."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "Fire makes everything better."
 * Drumstick- "Bang on the drum all day!"
 * Fried Drumstick- "Do I satisfy my hunger or do I bang on the drum?"
 * Fish- "Slippery fishy!"
 * Cooked Fish- "Less slippery now that it's found fire." [sic]
 * Eel- "I don't like the look it's giving me!" [sic]
 * Cooked Eel- "Fire improves everything."
 * Koalefant Trunk- "Well, part of him is still cuddly."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It's so soft and squishy!"
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I'm still not sure I want to eat this."
 * Frog Legs- "It still twitches every now and then. Freaky."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "The fire made it stop twitching. Fire is the best."
 * Batilisk Wing (normal and cooked)- "Yuck!"

Shipwrecked

 * Dead Dogfish-
 * Dead Swordfish-
 * Tropical Fish-
 * Dead Jellyfish-
 * Cooked Jellyfish-
 * Raw Fish-
 * Fish Steak-
 * Fish Morsel-
 * Cooked Fish Morsel-
 * Limpets-
 * Cooked Limpets-
 * Mussel-
 * Cooked Mussel-
 * Shark Fin-
 * Dead Wobster-
 * Cooked Wobster-

Base Game

 * Berries- "Red berries taste the best."
 * Banana- "Bananas!"
 * Dragon Fruit- "It looks sort of like a fire!"
 * Durian- "Ew, stinky!"
 * Pomegranate- "Is it supposed to have this many parts?"
 * Roasted Berries- "Red berries with fire somehow taste even better."
 * Cooked Banana- "Yum!"
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It looks more like a fruit that's been in a fire now."
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Yuck, it smells just as bad cooked!"
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Fire always makes things better."

Reign of Giants

 * Watermelon- "I once knew a melon named Walter."
 * Watermelon (cooked)- "Warm, juicy and sweet."

Shipwrecked

 * Coconut-
 * Roasted Coconut-

Base Game

 * Corn- "A sweet vegetable, yum!"
 * Carrot (in the ground)- "Maybe its special carrot friend is in the ground."
 * Carrot (picked)- "Yuck. It's all vegetabley."
 * Pumpkin- "I wonder what will happen if I apply fire."
 * Eggplant- "Definitely not a bird."
 * Popcorn- "Ooh, this one explodes when it goes in fire!"
 * Roasted Carrot- "Still vegetabley, but better for having been in fire."
 * Hot Pumpkin- "Fire on the outside turned out pretty well."
 * Braised Eggplant- "Using fire on it made it a tastier eggplant."
 * Red Cap- "I like the color."
 * Green Cap- "Boring!"
 * Blue Cap- "It smells like a gym sock!"
 * Cooked Cap- "I changed it with fire!"
 * Glow Berry- "Light without fire. Unnatural."
 * Lichen- "A crusty plant" [sic]

Reign of Giants

 * Cactus Flesh- "It still looks dangerous."
 * Cooked Cactus Flesh- "It seems fine now."
 * Cactus Flower- "Yet another flower."

Don't Starve Together

 * Lesser Glow Berry- "It feels like grandma's hands."

Shipwrecked

 * Seaweed-
 * Roasted Seaweed-
 * Sweet Potato-
 * Cooked Sweet Potato-
 * Coffee Beans-
 * Roasted Coffee Beans-

Base Game

 * Bacon and Eggs- "The yellow mucousy part is gross but the bacon is great!"
 * Butter Muffin- "Heehee, look at that butterfly stuck in the muffin."
 * Dragonpie- "Fire fruit in a pie? Oh boy!"
 * Fishsticks- "What you see is what you get. Sticks of fish."
 * Fish Tacos- "Convenient taco-grip."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "Wham, bam, jam! Thank you, ma'am."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "Maybe I won't notice that it's frog legs in the sandwich."
 * Fruit Medley- "Yum, fruit!"
 * Honey Ham- "Fire, ham and honey go well together."
 * Honey Nuggets- "Honey-covered morsels that have met my friend, fire."
 * Kabobs- "Meat and fire, now with a stick!"
 * Mandrake Soup- "Blending it into a soup got rid of its face."
 * Meatballs- "Meat made into spheres and improved with fire."
 * Meaty Stew- "Just add fire to food and voila!"
 * Monster Lasagna- "Noodles, meat and clumps of hair. Nasty."
 * Pierogi- "Tasty things sealed with fire."
 * Powdercake- "I wonder if it is flammable."
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "Cookies!!!"
 * Ratatouille- "Vegetables. So many vegetables."
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "It's still not a bird, but I stuffed it like one!"
 * Taffy- "Sugary things burn great, but I should eat this instead."
 * Turkey Dinner- "A feast of burned bird!"
 * Unagi- "I cooked that."
 * Waffles- "Hi, waffles!"
 * Wet Goop- "How did it go wrong?! I put it in fire and everything."

Reign of Giants

 * Flower Salad- "I'd rather a bowl of flames."
 * Ice Cream- "Well, soooometimes cold things are okay."
 * Melonsicle- "Why would you freeze a fruit when you could burn it?"
 * Trail Mix- "Crunch crunch crunch."
 * Spicy Chili- "Now that's my kind of heat!"
 * Guacamole- "Holy moly, that's tasty!"

Shipwrecked

 * Banana Pop-
 * Bisque-
 * California Roll-
 * Ceviche-
 * Coffee-
 * Jelly-O Pop-
 * Lobster Bisque-
 * Lobster Dinner-
 * Seafood Gumbo-
 * Shark Fin Soup-
 * Surf 'n' Turf-

Base Game

 * Seeds- "Farming is boring."
 * Carrot Seeds- "Seeds for a yucky orange vegetable."
 * Corn Seeds- "Seeds for my favorite explosive vegetable."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Seeds for that fire-looking fruit."
 * Durian Seeds- "Smelly seeds for a smelly fruit."
 * Eggplant Seeds- "Will these seeds make a plant or baby bird?"
 * Pomegranate Seeds- "A tiny seed. Looks like the parts inside the fruit."
 * Pumpkin Seeds- "Seeds for the best vegetable-friend of fire: pumpkin."
 * Roasted Seeds- "No good for farming now."
 * Honey- "Sweet and delicious!"
 * Butterfly Wings- "No more flying for that butterfly!"
 * Butter- "Tasty, and just a little bit insecty" [sic]
 * Rot- "At least it's still flammable."
 * Rotten Egg- "Ew! Why? Oh Why?!"

Reign of Giants

 * Roasted Birchnut- "Looks like you won't become a tree after all."
 * Electric Milk- "It's fuzzy with electricity. Yuck."
 * Watermelon Seeds- "It's a seed."

Don't Starve Together

 * Phlegm- "Gross! I should burn it."

Shipwrecked

 * Blubber-
 * Brainy Matter-
 * Sweet Potato Seeds-

Base Game

 * Abigail's Flower-
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 1)-
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 2)-
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 3)-
 * Abigail's flower (ready)-
 * Abigail's Flower (placed)-
 * Blueprint- "This will save some experimentation."
 * Gears- "These must make them move."
 * Ash- "Leftovers from a fire. I wish it was still here."
 * Red Gem- "So pretty!"
 * Blue Gem- "Ugh. This one is ugly."
 * Yellow Gem- "It sparkles."
 * Green Gem- "This one feels really light."
 * Orange Gem- "This one makes my fingers tingle."
 * Beard Hair- "Uh, where did this come from?"
 * Manure- "Ew. Nasty. But useful."
 * Guano- "It burns like normal poop."
 * Melty Marbles- "I'll bet the fire that melted these was fiercely hot."
 * Fake Kazoo- "A cheap fake. It probably doesn't even burn properly."
 * Gord's Knot- "The knot is stuck. Who needs a knife when you've got fire?"
 * Gnome- "Ooh, I wonder if he has a flamethrower!"
 * Tiny Rocketship- "Check out those tiny thrusters. Such explosive power!"
 * Frazzled Wires- "Not even a spark."
 * Ball and Cup- "Fire is more fun."
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "I've never liked bathing with water."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "You can strike a match on a zipper, but not on buttons."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "I don't think dentures don't burn well." [sic]
 * Lying Robot- "He looks like he was forged in flame."
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "All dried up, as if it stayed a bit too close to the fire."
 * Slurper Pelt-

Reign of Giants

 * Webber's Skull- "It's not myyy way, but a burial will have to do."
 * Bone Shards- "I don't think they make good tinder."

Don't Starve Together

 * Steel Wool- "Make a spark, it'll still burn."

Shipwrecked

 * Venom Gland- "Gross! I wish I had gloves."
 * Dubloons-
 * Message in a Bottle-
 * Seashell- "Stupid seashell."
 * Snakeskin-
 * Orange Soda-
 * Voodoo Doll-
 * Ukulele-
 * License Plate-
 * Ancient Vase-
 * Brain Cloud Pill-
 * Wine Bottle Candle-
 * Broken AAC Device-
 * One True Earring-
 * Old Boot-

Base Game

 * Failed- "You win THIS time, Maxwell."
 * Obelisk (sane, down)- "Doesn't look flammable. How boring."
 * Obelisk (insane, up)- "Am I seeing things?"
 * Obelisk (sane, up)- "I wonder what these markings mean."
 * Obelisk (insane, down)- "Where'd it go?"
 * Ashes of Divining Rod-
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "I'll make something out of it."
 * Divining Rod- "It's full of electrical junk."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "It's making some kind of noise."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "This thing is getting noisier."
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "I must be close!"
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "Gah! Enough with the beeping!"
 * Divining Rod Base- "Not sure what this does. Doesn't seem like it's fiery things."
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)- "Just needs to be unlocked with a key. Not fire, unfortunately."
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)- "It's whirring now!"
 * Maxwell's Door- "Maybe that leads home."
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "I like more exciting music."
 * Maxwell's Light- "These are no fun. They light themselves."
 * Maxwell Statue- "I'm beginning to dislike that man."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "What kind of jerk leaves this lying around?"
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)-
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Mosquitos inside. They don't sound happy."
 * Sick Wormhole- "Guh, that thing looks worse off than usual."
 * Nightmare Lock- "Now I just need a key."
 * Nightmare Throne- "Looks sticky."
 * Male character on Nightmare Throne- "He looks scared half to death."
 * Female character on Nightmare Throne- "She looks scared half to death."
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne- "It looks scared half to death."

Base Game

 * Generic- "It's a... thing."
 * Freedom- "I'm free! Time for fires!"
 * Freezing- "The cold! It burns!"
 * Turning Winter-
 * Battlecry- "It's you or me!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "Get over here!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Stupid Pig!"
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "Grrrrar!"
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Ew, kill iiiit!"
 * Leaving combat- "That's what I thought!"
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "I'll get you next time!"
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "Get back here, pork chop!"
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "Bleh. I'll kill him later."
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Not so tough now!"
 * Lighting a fire (1)- "Tee hee!"
 * Lighting a fire (2)- "Pretty!"
 * Lighting a fire (3)- "Oops!"
 * Lighting a fire (4)- "I made a fire!"
 * Lighting a fire (5)- "Burn!"
 * Lighting a fire (6)- "I can't help myself!"
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "Aaaah! Pokey bugs!"
 * Dusk- "Night is coming. I need fire!"
 * Entering light- "I can see again!"
 * Entering darkness- "It's so dark!"
 * Doing things in the dark- "I need more light!"
 * Failed to do something-
 * Failed to craft something- "I'm missing something."
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "I can't sleep when there's a great ball of fire to stare at."
 * Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "Too spooky down here to sleep."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "My tummy is grumbling, I can't sleep!"
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "No time for sleep, there's fighting to do!"
 * Hounds are coming- "Show yourself!"
 * Deerclops is coming- "That sounded like a big mean monster man!"
 * Inventory full- "I can't carry any more stuff!"
 * Eating- "Yum!"
 * Eating (stale food)- "That was kinda gross."
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "That tasted terrible!"
 * Eating (painful food)- "Ugh! Nasty!"
 * Hungry- "I need food!"
 * Earthquake- "That sound probably doesn't mean good things."
 * Exiting a cave-

Reign of Giants

 * Lightning miss- "I'm safe from the sky-fire."
 * Overheating- "The heat is too intense!"
 * Tree Shelter- "You're good for something besides burning after all."
 * Wetness (low)- "Uh oh!"
 * Wetness (medium)- "This could be bad!"
 * Wetness (high)- "I hate it!"
 * Wetness (highest)- "Ugh, this is the WORST!"
 * Dropping tool while wet- "Still got my lighter!"
 * Smoldering item- "Hooray, it's about to light on fire!"
 * Burnt- "I wish I'd let it go up in flames..."
 * Giant arrival-
 * Trying to sleep on fire-

Shipwrecked

 * Volcano eruption warning-
 * Sea Hounds are coming- "Hey, stop splashing around out there!"
 * Boat leak- "I think I sprung a leak."

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomplishment- "Move, arrow! MOVE!"
 * Accomplishment completed- "I DID IT!"

Unimplemented

 * Maxwell's Head- "He sure likes to talk."
 * Deadly Feast- "Fire didn't cure this dish of being nasty."
 * Skull Chest- "Ooooh spooky!"
 * Golden Pitchfork-
 * Boat-
 * Sunk Boat-
 * Tree Clump-
 * Pig Tent-
 * Hay Wall (burnt)- "It was flammable!"
 * Wood Wall (burnt)- "It did catch on fire!"
 * Wooden Thing (locked)- "Needs to be unlocked somehow."

Trivia

 * Willow's quote for the Electrical Doodad ("Electrical doo-dah, doo-dah.") is a reference to the widely-familiar song, "Camptown Races".
 * Her quote for the Prestihatitator ("Double, double toil and... oh. It's burned.") is a reference to the "Song of the Witches" poem in Shakespeare's play, "Macbeth".
 * Her quote for a Thulecite Wall ("And they'll huff and they'll puff!") is a reference to the popular children's story "The Three Little Pigs".