User:BatteringRambutan/Webber


 * Announce Canfix: "We can repair it."
 * Announce Crafting Fail: "We're missing something."
 * Announce Adventurefail: "Play time is over."
 * Announce Quake: "I don't think that was our tummy."
 * Announce Charlie: "Is somebody there?!"
 * Actionfail Repairboat Generic: "No need. It already floats our boat."
 * Actionfail Shave Generic: "It's not shaving time!"
 * Actionfail Shave Awakebeefalo: "It's hairy like us, but I don't think it likes shaving."
 * Actionfail Shave Nobits: "Clean as a whistle."
 * Actionfail Store Generic: "All full!"
 * Actionfail Store Notallowed: "That's breaking the rules."
 * Announce Boomerang: "It hurts us when we don't catch it."
 * Announce Nodangersleep: "Can't sleep with monsters nearby!"
 * Announce Unimplemented: "Gah! It needs more time."
 * Announce Inv Full: "Our pockets are full!"
 * Actionfail Generic: "That's off-limits."
 * Announce Accomplishment Done: "We're a super hero!"
 * Announce Dusk: "Almost time for bed."
 * Announce Enter Dark: "We can't see! I want my nightlight."
 * Announce Wetter: "So wet!"
 * Announce Nodangersiesta: "Can't nap with monsters nearby!"
 * Announce Soaked: "We're drenched!"
 * Announce Freedom: "We made it!"
 * Announce Tool Slip: "Come back, tool!"
 * Announce Boat Sinking: "Down, down, down we go!"
 * Announce Mapwrap Warn: "I don't like this..."
 * Announce Research: "It's almost like being back in school."
 * Announce Lightning Damage Avoided: "We're invincible!"
 * Announce No Trap: "Easy peasy."
 * Announce Sharx: "Mean sea hounds! Leave us alone!"
 * Announce Mapwrap Losecontrol: "We're trembling in our pantaloons!"
 * Announce Thorns: "Yowch!"
 * Announce Nohungersiesta: "Won't be able to nap with a rumbling tummy."
 * Announce Whale Hunt Lost Trail Spring: "It's so choppy!"
 * Announce Hunt Lost Trail Spring: "It's too muddy to track."
 * Announce Hungry: "It's time for a snack!"
 * Announce Lowresearch: "That might've taught a toddler something."
 * Announce Boat Sinking Imminent: "Help! We can't swim!"
 * Announce Insufficientfertilizer: "Not good enough for you, plant?"
 * Announce Trap Went Off: "Eek!"
 * Announce Whale Hunt Lost Trail: "It went home..."
 * Announce Wave Boost: "Weee!"
 * Announce Nonightsiesta: "We can't take a nap, it's nighttime!"
 * Announce Cold: "Brrr... spider hair isn't very warm."
 * Announce Hunt Beast Nearby: "Fresh tracks!"
 * Announce Shelter: "Protect us, tree!"
 * Announce Nonightsiesta Cave: "No naps 'til daybreak!"
 * Announce Mapwrap Return: "That was scary!"
 * Announce Eat Generic: "Yummy in our tummy!"
 * Announce Eat Stale: "Stale like mum's leftovers."
 * Announce Eat Painful: "Our tummy hurts."
 * Announce Eat Invalid: "We can't, we won't, we refuse to eat that."
 * Announce Eat Spoiled: "Past its date."
 * Announce Nohungersleep: "Our tummy is rumbling, we can't sleep."
 * Announce Hunt Lost Trail: "Animal went bye-bye."
 * Describe Maxwell's Door: "Something wicked this way comes."
 * Describe Deerclops: "He might be able to digest me!"
 * Describe Coffee Beans: "These smell... adult."
 * Describe Popcorn: "Popping corn."
 * Describe Dragonfly: "Oh don't you just drag on."
 * Describe Burrow: "Hidey-hole."
 * Describe Cooked Frog Legs: "I admit, I've acquired a taste for these."
 * Describe Jellyfish: "The sea is full of such weird junk."
 * Describe Sleep Dart: "Airborne sleeping agent."
 * Describe Meat Bulb: "What a colorful plant."
 * Describe Merm: "I would've thought they would bathe more often!"
 * Describe Azure Feather: "Feather of white."
 * Describe Booty Bag: "A booty bundle."
 * Describe Ghost: "That's not a fun ghost!"
 * Describe Boards: "Logs, but flat."
 * Describe Cave Banana Tree: "It's a tropical cave tree, of course."
 * Describe Totally Normal Tree: "Hello, Mr. Tree!"
 * Describe Tropical Parasol: "It won't keep us from playing in puddles!"
 * Describe Twigs: "Wish we had a friend to play stick swords with."
 * Describe Deconstruction Staff: "Magic taker-apart-er."
 * Describe Super Spyglass: "We can see better than all our eyes!"
 * Describe Bird Trap: "Come to our web trap, birds!"
 * Describe Insulated Pack: "I can bear this pack!"
 * Describe Birchnutter: "So that's what's inside!"
 * Describe Howling Conch: "A gentle ocean breeze waits within this shell. Well, maybe not so gentle."
 * Describe Fire Dart: "One step above blowing hot air."
 * Describe Plant: "It looks like a weed."
 * Describe Dragonpie: "We baked it!"
 * Describe Leafy Meat: "It's all squishy."
 * Describe Tam o' Shanter: "Reminds me of grandpa."
 * Describe Broken clockworks: "A mess of chess."
 * Describe Red Cap: "It smells funny."
 * Describe Floaty Boaty Knight: "It's mean!"
 * Describe Beefalo Wool: "Thick fur."
 * Describe Berries: "Juice sacks."
 * Describe Roasted Coffee Beans: "These make me feel funny."
 * Describe Poison Dart: "A sneaky weapon..."
 * Describe Luxury Axe: "Life is okay when you've got a golden axe."
 * Describe Maxwell's Tooth Trap: "Who would put this here? We could get hurt!"
 * Describe Blue Cap: "You'd have to be crazy..."
 * Describe Blubber Suit: "A boy inside a spider inside a whale."
 * Describe Snazzy Pitchfork: "We can do some fancy forking with this."
 * Describe Rain Hat: "It'll keep the water out of our fur."
 * Describe Thulecite Crown: "And now we are king."
 * Describe Cooked Egg: "Fried just like mum did."
 * Describe Honey Nuggets: "We are accomplished chefs!"
 * Describe Butter Muffin: "Do you know the muffin spider?"
 * Describe Damaged Bishop: "Bishop of bad dreams."
 * Describe Thulecite: "Fancy rocks!"
 * Describe Captain Hat: "Just like a real boatguy!"
 * Describe Houndius Shootius: "Wakey wakey!"
 * Describe Bearger: "Run for the hills!"
 * Describe Cooked Mandrake: "Cooked to death."
 * Describe Baby Tentacle: "."
 * Describe Slurtle Slime: "Slime-time!"
 * Describe Anti Venom: "This is medicine?"
 * Describe Charcoal: "Hard and black, like my better half."
 * Describe Koalefant: "Maybe it's lost."
 * Describe Guard Pig: "We wouldn't want to cross that one."
 * Describe Cracked Doydoy Egg: "It cracked under the pressure."
 * Describe Horned Helmet: "How do we look?"
 * Describe Bunny Puff: "We feel lucky, oh so lucky."
 * Describe Powdercake: "Mum never let me have these."
 * Describe Seaworthy: "Bye-bye!"
 * Describe Buzzard: "You won't find any carrion here. We're stuck like this."
 * Describe Fishing Rod: "I miss grandpa's fishing trips."
 * Describe Pitchfork: "A good tool to play in the dirt."
 * Describe Lava Pool: "Blazing hot!"
 * Describe Halved Coconut: "Now there's one for each of us."
 * Describe Pick/Axe: "Double duty."
 * Describe Miner Hat: "A handy light for our head."
 * Describe Bunnyman: "Hop along, bunny."
 * Describe Wreck: "A reminder to respect the sea."
 * Describe Tallbird: "Look at those legs!"
 * Describe Meaty Stew: "Smells like Sunday supper."
 * Describe Nightmare Light: "Not exactly my kind of nightlight."
 * Describe Football Helmet: "We could be good at football, much better than I was!"
 * Describe Cooked Fish: "Flaky and moist. Delicious."
 * Describe Dapper Vest: "It itches and fits funny."
 * Describe Roasted Berries: "Warm juice sacks."
 * Describe Wildbore Head: "He doesn't look too happy."
 * Describe Net: "Good thing we're an arachnid."
 * Describe Spider Queen: "Mommy-Longlegs?"
 * Describe Broken Relic: "It looks broken."
 * Describe Log Suit: "Wood you like to fight?"
 * Describe Bioluminescence: "Wooow! Pretty water lights!"
 * Describe Ancient Guardian: "Wear that frown upside down."
 * Describe Roasted Birchnut: "Roasted on an open fire."
 * Describe Speargun: "We shoots it!"
 * Describe Grass: "It's going for a swim."
 * Describe Buoy: "I'm a little buoy too!"
 * Describe Unagi: "It was easy to make with all our arms."
 * Describe Flotsam: "There must be a way to grab it."
 * Describe Light Flower: "Oooh, a glowing ball of flower!"
 * Describe Houndius Shootius: "Stop looking at me!"
 * Describe Cooked Monster Meat: "It'll go down, but I won't be happy about it."
 * Describe Chilled Amulet: "I guess it's nice."
 * Describe Light Flower: "Oooh, a glowing ball of flower!"
 * Describe Snurtle Shell Armour: "We're a giant spider! Wearing a shell!"
 * Describe Bush Hat: "Spider in the bushes."
 * Describe Regal Shovel: "We're gonna dig so many holes."
 * Describe Crate: "Wow, a crate."
 * Describe Silly Monkey Ball: "We've made a friend!"
 * Describe Glommer: "Nice eyes."
 * Describe Stone Wall: "These should come in handy."
 * Describe Forest Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Moggles: "I can see for miles and miles."
 * Describe Puffy Vest: "It'll keep us from catching a cold."
 * Describe Savanna Turf: "Some grassy dirt."
 * Describe Ashy Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Basalt: "Impenetrable."
 * Describe Egg: "A hard shelled egg."
 * Describe Mussel: "Maybe one day I'll have big mussels."
 * Describe White Whale: "His eyes burn with hatred!"
 * Describe Old Boot: "We'll boil this if we get desperate."
 * Describe Pengull: "Where do they live the rest of the year?"
 * Describe X Marks the Spot: "TreasureTreasureTreasure!"
 * Describe Extra Smelly Durian: "No sir, I don't like it."
 * Describe Limestone: "So bumpy..."
 * Describe Seaworthy: "Let the adventure begin!"
 * Describe Prepared Dragon Fruit: "It looks tastier now."
 * Describe Obsidian: "Volcano rocks rock!"
 * Describe Potted Fern: "Mum would like this nice fern."
 * Describe Big Tentacle: "It's huge!"
 * Describe Weather Pain: "We'll huff and we'll puff."
 * Describe Swordfish: "We like your sword face, fish!"
 * Describe Nightmare Amulet: "Did you hear something?"
 * Describe Boomerang: "Boomerangarangarang!"
 * Describe Dragon Fruit Seeds: "We could grow something with these."
 * Describe Green Gem: "I'm absolutely green with envy."
 * Describe Snakeskin Hat: "Does snakeskin make us look tough?"
 * Describe Brainy Matter: "Yummy headmeats!"
 * Describe Fungal Turf: "Some pretty average earth."
 * Describe Thulecite Wall: "Looks sturdy."
 * Describe Second-hand Dentures: "Just like grandpa wears!."
 * Describe Divining Rod Holder: "Radical rod!"
 * Describe Straw Roll: "Musty but relaxing."
 * Describe Obsidian Spear: "One jab make 'em burn up!"
 * Describe Fungal Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Algae: "Just a normal pond plant."
 * Describe Snake: "We should keep our distance from these ones."
 * Describe Flup: "Why is it so aggressive!"
 * Describe Slimey Turf: "Some pretty average earth."
 * Describe Monster Lasagna: "We're accomplished chefs!"
 * Describe Jungle Turf: "Some ground we dug up."
 * Describe MacTusk: "I don't think he wants to be friends with us."
 * Describe Blow Dart: "Same as blowing bubbles."
 * Describe Volt Goat Horn: "This might make a good weapon."
 * Describe Red Mushtree: "It's upsettingly large."
 * Describe Silk: "It's so smooth!"
 * Describe Cooked Cactus Flesh: "Take that, pokey things!"
 * Describe Iron Key: "A thing for opening other things."
 * Describe Golden Key: "The key's probably worth more than what it unlocks."
 * Describe Bone Key: "What will it open?"
 * Describe Wooden Flooring: "If we put these on the ground we'll have a floor!"
 * Describe Tarnished Crown: "We want to wear it."
 * Describe Rock Lobster: "Snip snap!"
 * Describe Clockwork Knight: "Wow! Thats a complicated clockwork."
 * Describe Bacon and Eggs: "Who knew we could cook!"
 * Describe Dark Petals: "They make our head hurt."
 * Describe Clockwork Bishop: "You don't play by the chess rules that grandpa taught."
 * Describe Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station: "It's been busted up."
 * Describe Ice Cream: "We dream of ice cream."
 * Describe The 'Sea Legs': "Ready for the open seas!"
 * Describe Wildbore House: "Muffled oinking emanates from within."
 * Describe Wildbore Guard: "I don't think he's friendly."
 * Describe Ornate Chest: "Stylish storage."
 * Describe Spear Gun: "Why would anyone want to launch a spear? Someone might get hurt."
 * Describe Maxwell's Light: "Well, these would've been handy before."
 * Describe Jet Feather: "Feather of black."
 * Describe Suspicious Bubbles: "Which end are those coming from?"
 * Describe Watery Grave: "Blub blub."
 * Describe Treasure Chest: "Nice and easy."
 * Describe Burnt Ash Tree: "I think it's speaking to me."
 * Describe Fried Drumstick: "We love finger food."
 * Describe Bones: "There isn't much left."
 * Describe Beefalo Horn: "If this makes the mating call we're in trouble."
 * Describe Raft: "Do we think this is sturdy enough?"
 * Describe One-man Band: "We need to practice more."
 * Describe Pumpkin Seeds: "We could grow something with these."
 * Describe Corn: "Corn in the raw."
 * Describe Wooden platform thing: "Can we eat off this?"
 * Describe Gord's Knot: "It won't come undone!."
 * Describe Tidal Marsh Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Meat: "Some fire would spice this up."
 * Describe Seashell: "Sea litter."
 * Describe Snakeskin Rug: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Meadow Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Magma Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Ham Bat: "An interesting way to use food."
 * Describe Fungal Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Sandy Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Deciduous Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Cargo Boat: "Ah we can stretch all our legs..."
 * Describe Eggplant: "Blech, eggplant."
 * Describe Malfunctioning Novelty Ride: "No one's going through this."
 * Describe Top Hat: "Like father used to wear."
 * Describe \"Ballphin Free\" Tuna: "We left our can opener at home."
 * Describe Bile-Covered Slop: "It's a big goopy mess."
 * Describe Abigail: "That's no party poltergeist!"
 * Describe Wine Bottle Candle: "What was in the bottle?"
 * Describe Sextant: "It's very shiny."
 * Describe Broken Shell: "We hit it a little too hard."
 * Describe Watermelon Seeds: "If we eat these will they grow inside us?"
 * Describe Fish Morsel: "It's a little fishy."
 * Describe Hound: "That's an angry puppy!"
 * Describe Tidal Pool: "It's like a fishbowl... without the bowl!"
 * Describe Sapling: "Into the ground with you!"
 * Describe Straw Hat: "This might keep the sun out of our eyes."
 * Describe Treeguard: "Where did that come from?!"
 * Describe Skeleton: "Hello? Are you alright?"
 * Describe Wooden potato thing: "Aw, it's not even edible."
 * Describe Yellow Gem: "Yellow-bellied gem."
 * Describe Brainy Sprout: "I want to poke it but I'm afraid our hand will get stuck."
 * Describe Stinger: "We should be careful, we could poke an eye out!"
 * Describe Grassy thing: "It's weird!"
 * Describe Screw thing: "Someone's got a screw loose."
 * Describe Lucky Hat: "Yarr! Heehee."
 * Describe Dripple Pipes: "It's just begging to be played!"
 * Describe Grass Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Sweet Potato Seeds: "We could plant these to grow more sweet potatoes."
 * Describe Old Boot: "Too big for us..."
 * Describe Rawling: "We like the wild ball man."
 * Describe Fishbone: "We wonder what this is?"
 * Describe Rope: "It leads back to the light."
 * Describe Tooth Trap: "This will hurt our enemies."
 * Describe Volcano: "We can escape the heat here."
 * Describe Shark Fin: "Do we touch it?"
 * Describe Yellow Mosquito Sack: "The backside of a mosquito."
 * Describe Green Cap: "Smells really earthy."
 * Describe Grilled Watermelon: "We can cook anything!"
 * Describe Pumpkin: "That's a huge pumpkin!"
 * Describe Sand: "We like to feel it beneath our feet."
 * Describe Manure: "Doodoo."
 * Describe Monster Tartare: "Looks amazing!"
 * Describe Spider Den: "Looks cozy in there."
 * Describe Sea Worther: "Is this a toy?"
 * Describe Poison Spear: "One jab'll do ya."
 * Describe Animal Track: "Whatever it is, it travels single file."
 * Describe Soaked Candle: "We probably can't light that."
 * Describe Toy Boat: "Yaaaay!"
 * Describe Gnome: "It's watching us."
 * Describe Sextant: "It's very shiny."
 * Describe Cut Grass: "We should be able to weave this, too."
 * Describe Scalemail: "Another creature casing."
 * Describe Cooked Batilisk Wing: "Tastes like chicken."
 * Describe Pan Flute: "A well constructed instrument."
 * Describe Soggy Monkey: "He will make a nice friend."
 * Describe Snakeskin Sail: "With our sheet of gross skins, we're ready for adventure."
 * Describe Seashell Suit: "We feel like a knight in not so shiny armor."
 * Describe Roasted Seaweed: "Very salty."
 * Describe Monster Jerky: "It's really chewy."
 * Describe Sharkitten: "Here kitty, kitty!"
 * Describe Star Caller's Staff: "We summon you, warm ball of light!"
 * Describe Dubloons: "Shiny coins!"
 * Describe White Whale Carcass: "This is a very big dead thing."
 * Describe Wet Goop: "Experimenting is fun!"
 * Describe Gears: "I could've been a robot."
 * Describe Shark Gills: "A big fish's breathing bits."
 * Describe Varg: "I don't think that puppy is very happy."
 * Describe Nightmare Lock: "It's missing something."
 * Describe Sandbag: "Remember to lift with your legs... all eight of them!"
 * Describe Sandbag: "Remember to lift with your legs... all eight of them!"
 * Describe Sandbag: "Keeps the wet stuff out."
 * Describe Carpeted Flooring: "Carpets! Just like in our old house."
 * Describe Ball and Cup: "Another toy!"
 * Describe Peacock: "Such pretty feathers!"
 * Describe Hay Wall: "Some grass tied together."
 * Describe Deerclops Eyeball: "Yucktastic."
 * Describe Iron Wind: "Who needs a sail!"
 * Describe Carrot Seeds: "We could grow something with these.."
 * Describe Walrus Tusk: "Maybe we can use it for arts and crafts."
 * Describe Charcoal Boulder: "Big, crumbly rock."
 * Describe Boat Repair Kit: "Never leave home without one."
 * Describe Down Feather: "Tickle torture."
 * Describe Gunpowder Barrel: "Boom-material!"
 * Describe Melty Marbles: "We could've had some fun if they weren't all melted."
 * Describe Metal potato thing: "It looks like this goes with something..."
 * Describe Garland: "Colorful crown."
 * Describe The Lazy Explorer: "Even with all our legs, a little teleportation is nice."
 * Describe Obsidian Boulder: "This rock is pretty tough."
 * Describe Taffy: "We are accomplished chefs!"
 * Describe Pirate Ghost: "As if pirates weren't scary enough!"
 * Describe Toy Boat: "Yaaaay!"
 * Describe Trap: "Now we can catch some food!"
 * Describe Blue Gem: "Glittering and cool."
 * Describe Peg Leg: "This be our smackin' leg."
 * Describe Magiluminescence: "Nice and glowy."
 * Describe Palm Leaf Hut: "Almost as good as a spider nest."
 * Describe Trawl Net: "I wonder what we'll drag up."
 * Describe Baby Doydoy: "Aww, it's a lil' dummy."
 * Describe Horn: "We could put these on something to make it sharp."
 * Describe Yaarctopus: "It looks friendly."
 * Describe Octo Chest: "Let's look inside!"
 * Describe Cactus Spike: "This could really hurt someone."
 * Describe Tropical Fish: "It's pretty!"
 * Describe Braised Eggplant: "Mum knew I liked it braised."
 * Describe Cooked Mussel: "Still kind of gross."
 * Describe Fresh Fruit Crepes: "Cripes! We can't wait for these crepes!"
 * Describe Sweet Potato: "You say po-tat-o, I say dinner!"
 * Describe Rope: "We could tie stuff up with this."
 * Describe Biiigfoot: "AAAAAAAAAAH!"
 * Describe Fishermerm: "Half-human, half-animal. Too weird."
 * Describe Trail Mix: "Crunchy and healthy."
 * Describe Evil Flower: "This flower is decidedly not nice!"
 * Describe Cobblestones: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Maxwell's Head: "Imagine the trouble he has buying hats!"
 * Describe Bee Mine: "Would you bee mine?"
 * Describe Feather Hat: "Feathers enough to cover our spiderness."
 * Describe Foliage: "Soft and leafy."
 * Describe Blueprint: "'Follow the instructions', mum always said."
 * Describe Elephant Cactus Stump: "Are you sleeping in there?"
 * Describe Slurtle: "We'll slaughter that slurtle."
 * Describe Roasted Carrot: "Easier for us both."
 * Describe Lichen: "I like me a lichen."
 * Describe Tallbird Egg: "Did I hear a meep?"
 * Describe Thatch Sail: "This'll give us a push!"
 * Describe Durian Seeds: "We could grow something with these."
 * Describe Broken AAC Device: "Where did the words go?"
 * Describe Magma Pile: "Beneath that stony exterior lies... stone, probably."
 * Describe Debris: "Where's the rest of the ship?"
 * Describe Magma Pile: "Beneath that stony exterior lies... stone, probably."
 * Describe Pickaxe: "Rocks will be ours!"
 * Describe Steamer Trunk: "Better finish packing."
 * Describe Marsh Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Delicious Wobster: "Yum yum yum!"
 * Describe Bottle Lantern: "Hey in there little buddies, thanks for the light!"
 * Describe Dead Wobster: "It's not moving anymore..."
 * Describe Cut Stone: "Squared rocks."
 * Describe Opulent Pickaxe: "The finest pickaxe of them all."
 * Describe Magic Seal: "We can feel the strength coursing through it!"
 * Describe Quacken Tentacle: "Leave me alone!"
 * Describe Chest of the Depths: "Let's open it!"
 * Describe Summer Frest: "Safety first!"
 * Describe Quacken: "Run away!"
 * Describe Hound's Tooth: "Our very own tooth to gnash."
 * Describe Dead Jellyfish: "It is neither jelly nor fish. It is also no longer alive."
 * Describe Cooked Jellyfish: "We hoped it would be more... solid."
 * Describe Seaweed: "Even the sea gets weeds!"
 * Describe Cooked Morsel: "Meat treat."
 * Describe Flower Salad: "Five servings a day."
 * Describe Bat Bat: "Flap that bat like you were born to do it."
 * Describe Fire: "It's gonna burn away all our spider hair!"
 * Describe Cave Lichen: "It likes it down here."
 * Describe Volcano: "Is that a... oh my..."
 * Describe Mussel Bouillabaise: "About as appetizing as they get."
 * Describe Slurtle Mound: "Slimy and rocky."
 * Describe Sea Sack: "Eww, it's wet and squishy."
 * Describe Krissure: "The ground is angry."
 * Describe Cooked Fish Morsel: "Boney."
 * Describe Rain Coat: "We might look silly, but it'll keep our fur dry."
 * Describe Sandy Pile: "Wish we had a bucket and a shovel."
 * Describe Luxury Fan: "This thing is huge!"
 * Describe Durian: "Pungent."
 * Describe Eye of the Tiger Shark: "What're you looking at?"
 * Describe Fish Tacos: "Taco Tuesday!"
 * Describe Pumpkin Lantern: "Just like we used to make at home!"
 * Describe Raw Fish: "It would probably be better cooked."
 * Describe Hardened Rubber Bung: "We could take a bath if only we had a tub."
 * Describe Cat Cap: "Hat of a cat."
 * Describe Prickly Elephant Cactus: "It's made of hurt!"
 * Describe Petals: "How colorful."
 * Describe Snurtle: "We'll snuff out that snurtle."
 * Describe Elephant Cactus: "Now I can use it."
 * Describe Glommer's Goop: "Yucky muck!"
 * Describe Dragoon: "It's a trailblazer!"
 * Describe Dragoon Saliva: "Keep your bodily fluids to yourself!"
 * Describe Guano Turf: "Some pretty average earth."
 * Describe Dragoon Heart: "It's strangely hot."
 * Describe Dragoon Egg: "Will it hatch soon?"
 * Describe Dragoon Den: "Maybe we'll leave that alone."
 * Describe Koalefant Trunk: "We took his nose!"
 * Describe Fried Doydoy Egg: "To make an omelette you have to endanger a few species."
 * Describe Tropical Fan: "This thing is huge!"
 * Describe Marble: "Maybe we should take up sculpting."
 * Describe Watermelon: "Looks tasty!"
 * Describe Fruit Medley: "Pile o' fruit."
 * Describe Bamboo Root: "We're a gardening expert!"
 * Describe Touch Stone: "Some sort of religious monument maybe?"
 * Describe Fish: "It could stand to be fried."
 * Describe Roasted Coconut: "Just needs a tiny umbrella."
 * Describe Brain of Thought: "It feels smart and squishy on our head."
 * Describe Cave Spider: "Friends!"
 * Describe Joy of Volcanology: "I can't read, but he can!"
 * Describe Boat Torch: "It will light my way!"
 * Describe Blubber: "Fat and happy."
 * Describe Damaged Rook: "You can't rook us."
 * Describe Eyeshot: "I can't imagine this would hurt very much."
 * Describe Voodoo Doll: "Reminds me of Teddy..."
 * Describe Guardian's Horn: "It's quite tender."
 * Describe Machete: "Hyah! Hyah!"
 * Describe Sport Fishing Rod: "Perhaps we'll hook something good."
 * Describe Cactus Armour: "Weaponized hugs!"
 * Describe Blue Whale Carcass: "Its suffering is over."
 * Describe Toasted Seeds: "Their growing days are over."
 * Describe Stink Ray: "Aren't you cute! Hey, what's that smell..."
 * Describe Limestone Wall: "Why is it called limestone? It's not even green."
 * Describe Obsidian Machete: "It cooks with every cut!"
 * Describe Monster Meat: "Smells foul."
 * Describe Hail: "Brrr!"
 * Describe Koalefant Trunk Steak: "Looks filling!"
 * Describe Night Light: "It makes our skin crawl."
 * Describe Sea Hound: "Sh...Sh...SHARK!!!!!"
 * Describe Fist Full of Jam: "We are accomplished chefs!"
 * Describe Dirt Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Cloth Sail: "Now we can harness the wind!"
 * Describe Broken clockworks: "A mess of chess."
 * Describe Gobbler: "Come back! I just want to eat you!"
 * Describe Poison Frog: "If we get licked by them we'll get sick."
 * Describe Sealnado: "Nature hates us!"
 * Describe Beach Turf: "Some ground we dug up."
 * Describe Thulecite Club: "We will, we will, smash you!"
 * Describe Bamboo: "Such a useful stick-type thing."
 * Describe Turbine Blades: "What a curious object."
 * Describe Brain Cloud Pill: "What's a brain cloud?"
 * Describe Sewing Kit: "Mum used to handle all of our sewing."
 * Describe Ancient Vase: "This is a lot older than we are."
 * Describe Boat Lantern: "Seeing where we're going is sure handy!"
 * Describe Carrot: "I sort of miss being forced to eat these."
 * Describe Stalagmite: "Rocks underground?! Shocking."
 * Describe Pumpkin Cookies: "Yum!"
 * Describe Ice Box: "Spoil not, food supplies!"
 * Describe Orange Soda: "Is it our birthday!"
 * Describe Trident: "We feel like a god with this in our hands!"
 * Describe Toucan: "What a colorful beak you have!"
 * Describe Tornado: "We don't like this..."
 * Describe Cactus Flower: "This part is nice."
 * Describe Batilisk: "Screechy mean guy!"
 * Describe Carrot: "Bury your head, carrot."
 * Describe Poison Speargun: "I better point this away from myself."
 * Describe Lying Robot: "Beep boop!"
 * Describe Spyglass: "I can see so far!"
 * Describe Light Bulb: "Bright and delicious."
 * Describe Krampus Sack: "We could put more in it but we're scared to touch the stuff he left inside."
 * Describe Fried Tallbird Egg: "Smells great!"
 * Describe Cooked Green Cap: "Heat really brings out the juices."
 * Describe Regular Jungle Tree: "Nothing out of the ordinary here."
 * Describe Snakeskin: "The skin of a snake!"
 * Describe Poison Snake: "These ones have a sick bite!"
 * Describe Nightmare Fuel: "It's cold and slippery."
 * Describe Slot Machine: "I think I'm too young for this."
 * Describe Seaweed: "Salad of the sea..."
 * Describe Sea Trap: "Things swim in. Dinner comes out."
 * Describe Flower: "We agree that flowers are nice."
 * Describe Fake Kazoo: "A voiceless instrument."
 * Describe Hot Pumpkin: "It's all warm now."
 * Describe Slurper: "Hairy tongue thing!"
 * Describe Doydoy Feather: "Hmmm, it dropped this."
 * Describe Seagull: "Oh, to fly... and eat garbage..."
 * Describe Seagull: "We want to throw something at you."
 * Describe Walking Cane: "One more point of contact won't slow us down."
 * Describe Sandbag: "Sand pillows!"
 * Describe Obsidian Axe: "We'll be unstoppable!"
 * Describe Webber's Skull: "How did this get here?"
 * Describe Row Boat: "How's that old song go?"
 * Describe Poisonous Hole: "Yikes! The ground is farting!"
 * Describe Pirate Hat: "Aaargh, we feel so salty!"
 * Describe Palm Leaf: "Big leaf."
 * Describe Beekeeper Hat: "A fortress for my face."
 * Describe One True Earring: "This belonged to a pirate!"
 * Describe Sail Stick: "It's a stick!"
 * Describe Spilagmite: "We could stand to live there."
 * Describe Parrot: "Aren't you a chatty fellow!"
 * Describe Beard Hair: "In another life, I could've grown this."
 * Describe Plant: "A little shrub."
 * Describe Water Beefalo: "Cool horns."
 * Describe Obsidian Speargun: "Like shooting fireworks!"
 * Describe Limestone Wall: "Is this wall made of limes?"
 * Describe Orange Gem: "Orange you glad we found you, gem?"
 * Describe Obsidian Fire Pit: "The toastiest of fires."
 * Describe Obsidian Coconade: "The weather will be bomb-y!"
 * Describe Catcoon: "A bit more feral than grandpa's cat."
 * Describe Maxwell Statue: "That's the guy who said he could help us."
 * Describe Ancient statue: "It's throbbing strangely."
 * Describe Obsidian Workbench: "We forge the fire items here!"
 * Describe Flint: "Oh, to feel a sharp edge against my skin."
 * Describe Mussel Stick: "The mussels do pull ups on this."
 * Describe Poison Mosquito: "These ones leave a gift when they bite."
 * Describe Crimson Feather: "Feather of red."
 * Describe Empty Bottle: "We wish this was filled with soda pop."
 * Describe Message in a Bottle: "Maybe there's a comic book in here!"
 * Describe Accomploshrine: "It gives me a goal in life."
 * Describe Cut Reeds: "Reeds, web, what's the difference."
 * Describe Log Raft: "This does not look swift."
 * Describe Electric Milk: "A glass of milk with every supper."
 * Describe Thulecite Wall: "Wow, these are really heavy."
 * Describe Wobster Den: "That is where the armored meat goes by day."
 * Describe Krampus: "Stop! Thief!"
 * Describe Ratatouille: "We are accomplished chefs!"
 * Describe Hibearnation Vest: "We'll be the hairiest spider ever."
 * Describe Melted Mini Glacier: "Puddle!"
 * Describe Damaged Knight: "Goodnight, good knight."
 * Describe Mud Turf: "Some pretty average earth."
 * Describe Woodlegs' Cage: "Someone free him!"
 * Describe Cooked Limpets: "Taste like ocean."
 * Describe Limpets: "Do we have to eat these?"
 * Describe Frog Legs: "A fraction of a frog."
 * Describe Berry Bush: "Ripe for the pickin'."
 * Describe Dumbrella: "One for each of us!"
 * Describe Jellyfish: "That blob is alive!"
 * Describe Thulecite Fragments: "Small bits of fancy rock."
 * Describe Thick Fur: "It's so thick!"
 * Describe Particulate Purifier: "We are protected from sick smells..."
 * Describe Guacamole: "Holy moley, this is tasty."
 * Describe Venom Gland: "The key to feeling better if we get sick."
 * Describe Living Log: "This log has a face."
 * Describe Glommer's Wings: "I wish I'd at least ended up with wings. Sigh."
 * Describe Harp Statue: "Someone took the head."
 * Describe Shelmet: "A solid helmet."
 * Describe Box thing: "The power in this box is unimaginable."
 * Describe Cloth: "We could make a new blankie. Or not. "
 * Describe Spear: "We should stick things with the pointy part."
 * Describe Honey Poultice: "A bandage for our booboos."
 * Describe Electric Isosceles: "How unsettling!"
 * Describe Dessicated Tentacle: "Feels leathery."
 * Describe Skeleton: "Er, where did the spider parts go?"
 * Describe Doydoy Egg: "Where dumb life begins."
 * Describe Doydoy: "Nothing behind the eyes..."
 * Describe Plant: "That's a thirsty plant."
 * Describe Coconut: "Food! From a tree!"
 * Describe Cutlass Supreme: "There's something fishy about this sword."
 * Describe Crabbit Den: "The meat lives underground."
 * Describe Coral Reef: "A coral party!"
 * Describe Cave Rock Turf: "Some pretty average earth."
 * Describe Coral: "Pretty colors."
 * Describe Tiny Rocketship: "Yay, a new toy!"
 * Describe Coffee: "Bitter..."
 * Describe Swordfish: "Should we eat it or use it?"
 * Describe Chiminea: "Our fires stay safe from the wind's clutches."
 * Describe Lantern: "We have captured the sun."
 * Describe Mismatched Buttons: "None of them match!"
 * Describe Dev Tool: "Axe me a question!"
 * Describe Slurper Pelt: "It's like a tiny rug."
 * Describe Eel: "Fresh water-snake."
 * Describe Maxwell's Mosquito Trap: "I just can't mosquito you."
 * Describe Baby Beefalo: "Get busy, child."
 * Describe Elephant Cactus: "It's withered, but still hurts to touch."
 * Describe Marble Pillar: "Nothing lasts forever in this world."
 * Describe Cooked Banana: "Hot mush."
 * Describe Berry Bush: "Ripe for the pickin'."
 * Describe Viney Bush Root: "Where should we put this?"
 * Describe Bottlenose Ballphin: "Playful little rubbery blobs."
 * Describe Baby Water Beefalo: "Hey lil' fella!"
 * Describe Armoured Boat: "It provides peace of mind at sea."
 * Describe Shark Tooth Crown: "A smile to wear on our forehead!"
 * Describe Obsidian Armour: "Our enemies will feel the heat!"
 * Describe Cooked Blue Cap: "Good thing we're feeling healthy."
 * Describe Pierogi: "We are accomplished chefs!"
 * Describe Froggle Bunwich: "Sandwich for me, frog legs for him."
 * Describe Windbreaker: "Wind can't hold us back!"
 * Describe Belt of Hunger: "Squeeze our tummy tight!"
 * Describe Scales: "They don't weigh much for scales."
 * Describe Maxwell: "That jerk tricked us."
 * Describe Sweet Potato Souffle: "It's so dainty."
 * Describe Dangling Depth Dweller: "Our friends live up there."
 * Describe Melonsicle: "Just the thing for a hot summer day."
 * Describe Skullchest: "Who knows what could be hiding in there!"
 * Describe Life Jacket: "It pays to be safe."
 * Describe Blue Whale: "Buck up, big fella!"
 * Describe Ice Staff: "It makes me feel funny."
 * Describe Tumbleweed: "Who knows what that tumbleweed has picked up."
 * Describe Pig Torch: "If only we could get closer."
 * Describe Construction Amulet: "Time to build!"
 * Describe Boat Cannon: "With this we can make a warship!"
 * Describe Berry Bush: "Into the ground with you!"
 * Describe Turkey Dinner: "Like mother used to make before this happened!"
 * Describe Doydoy Nest: "The lil' dummies come from these."
 * Describe Fashion Melon: "This is the best idea we have ever had."
 * Describe Papyrus: "We could do our homework."
 * Describe Killer Bee Hive: "Sounds like anger!"
 * Describe Seashell: "We can hear the ocean with these. We can also hear it without them."
 * Describe The Lazy Forager: "Many legs make light work, and so does this."
 * Describe Wes: "Hello? Can you hear me?"
 * Describe Red Hound: "He's got a fire under his feet. And all inside him."
 * Describe Gunpowder: "We're getting good at making stuff."
 * Describe Mosling: "Hungry little guys."
 * Describe Stone Wall: "We're base-building masters!"
 * Describe Prime Ape: "My best frenemy."
 * Describe Waffles: "Yummy!"
 * Describe Eyebrella: "Disturbing, but it'll keep us dry."
 * Describe Honeycomb: "Honey pods!"
 * Describe Morning Star: "Night light, night bright!"
 * Describe Winter Koalefant Trunk: "He blue his nose."
 * Describe Breezy Vest: "It's so puffy!"
 * Describe Tiger Shark: "Out of the water!"
 * Describe Frazzled Wires: "Maybe we'll find a use for these."
 * Describe Volcano Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Ancient Pseudoscience Station: "Old and full of mysteries."
 * Describe Dwarf Star: "Cozy."
 * Describe Marble Tree: "I hope it doesn't fall on us."
 * Describe Sweet Potato: "We want to eat that!"
 * Describe Eye Plant: "Ever vigilant."
 * Describe Torch: "This should keep us safe."
 * Describe Big Tentacle: "It's huge!"
 * Describe Tentacle: "We would be mad if something stepped on us, too."
 * Describe Ice: "Chilling."
 * Describe Beehive: "It's a hive of activity."
 * Describe Tentacle Spots: "Spotty!"
 * Describe Fern: "Swirly plants."
 * Describe Tentacle Spike: "We could hit stuff with the pointy bits!"
 * Describe Cooked Leafy Meat: "It smells kind of rotten."
 * Describe Limestone Suit: "Our back hurts..."
 * Describe Crank thing: "A crank that will stand up to punishment."
 * Describe Piggyback: "It holds so much stuff!"
 * Describe Chester: "Your insides are gross."
 * Describe Guano: "Bat doodoo."
 * Describe Ring thing: "I think there are more parts."
 * Describe Prime Ape Hut: "More fun than a barrel of monkeys."
 * Describe Blue Mushtree: "How did it get so big?"
 * Describe Mangrove: "It would be a cool place for a treehouse."
 * Describe Floral Shirt: "Grandpa's style, definitely."
 * Describe Stuffed Eggplant: "We are accomplished chefs!"
 * Describe Thatch Pack: "Helps carry goodies!"
 * Describe Shoal: "Fishies for the taking!"
 * Describe Rot: "Blech!"
 * Describe Pig Skin: "Take that!"
 * Describe Snake Oil: "It really works!"
 * Describe Spiderhat: "What have I done?"
 * Describe Axe: "Chop and chop."
 * Describe Cooked Red Cap: "It smells better now."
 * Describe Spider Eggs: "A portable friendship pod!"
 * Describe Snakeskin Jacket: "Rain will bead off our reptilian coat."
 * Describe Fleshy Bulb: "I wish we could learn to generate meat."
 * Describe Volcano Staff: "The volcano does our bidding!"
 * Describe Cooked Meat: "Can't have any pudding if we don't eat it."
 * Describe Coffee Plant: "With just a little love you could grow again."
 * Describe Small Jerky: "It'll keep longer this way."
 * Describe Morsel: "A couple more and we'll have a meal!"
 * Describe Beefalo Hat: "We'll blend in perfectly."
 * Describe Large Ornate Chest: "What a big treasure box!"
 * Describe Winter Hat: "Mum always said I should take a cap with me."
 * Describe Shovel: "Maybe we can tunnel our way out?"
 * Describe Sleek Hat: "We feel light on our feet."
 * Describe Seeds: "A small life trapped within. My sympathies."
 * Describe Batilisk Wing: "This thing drives me batty."
 * Describe Rotten Egg: "Ew!"
 * Describe Fishermerm's Hut: "Can I come in?"
 * Describe Meatballs: "We're accomplished chefs!"
 * Describe Clockwork Rook: "Who made these things!?"
 * Describe Spicy Chili: "Flavor bombs!"
 * Describe Cooked Sweet Potato: "Orange foodmush."
 * Describe Telelocator Staff: "It makes my brain feel fuzzy."
 * Describe Spider Gland: "This might sooth our cuts."
 * Describe Red Gem: "It feels warm even on the coldest nights."
 * Describe Razor: "I watched my father use one of these."
 * Describe Drumstick: "I just want to bang on my drum."
 * Describe Koalefant: "We finally found it!"
 * Describe Dried Jellyfish: "We'll try anything once."
 * Describe Mandrake Soup: "We're accomplished chefs!"
 * Describe Purple Gem: "I can see knowledge swimming inside."
 * Describe Seal: "Its cheeks look so pinchable!"
 * Describe License Plate: "Where's the automobile?"
 * Describe Bucket-o-poop: "I saw mum use this in her gardens."
 * Describe Pretty Parasol: "It won't keep us from playing in puddles!"
 * Describe Pomegranate Seeds: "We could grow something with these."
 * Describe Mosquito Sack: "Maybe we can put the blood back in?"
 * Describe Maxwell's Phonograph: "It looks like grandpa's."
 * Describe Packim Baggims: "Hello our large-mouthed friend!"
 * Describe Pig King: "King of the bullies!"
 * Describe Broken clockworks: "A mess of chess."
 * Describe Corn Seeds: "We could grow something with these."
 * Describe Dogfish: "Say, there's a lot of meat on you!"
 * Describe Butter: "Butter is better."
 * Describe Vine: "This stuff is wild."
 * Describe Spoiled Fish: "It's no good to anyone now."
 * Describe Jerky: "That worked better than expected."
 * Describe Cooked Eel: "We could slurp this down."
 * Describe Nitre: "What are we supposed to do with this?"
 * Describe Fishsticks: "At least we know how to make fish sticks."
 * Describe Sliced Pomegranate: "It's good for us!"
 * Describe Wood Wall: "They won't keep us safe if we keep holding them."
 * Describe Grass Tuft: "Into the ground with you!"
 * Describe Rocks: "None of these look like they would skip well."
 * Describe Swimming Horror: "AHH!"
 * Describe Eggplant Seeds: "We could grow something with these."
 * Describe Cave Banana: "A bundle of bananas."
 * Describe Fur Roll: "I miss being able to properly feel a nice bedroll."
 * Describe Blue Hound: "He has a chilling look in his eyes."
 * Describe Old Bell: "Exactly the right amount of bell."
 * Describe Swamp Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Nightmare Throne: "That throne makes our skin crawl."
 * Describe Backpack: "It's like a second abdomen we can store things in."
 * Describe Luxury Machete: "What a beautiful blade!"
 * Describe Wee MacTusk: "He has anger in his eyes."
 * Describe Treeguard: "Where did that come from?!"
 * Describe Life Giving Amulet: "It's a fine necklace, I suppose."
 * Describe Spitter: "Lay down some web for us."
 * Describe Ring thing: "Maybe it's for hulahooping?"
 * Describe Kabobs: "We are accomplished chefs!"
 * Describe Honey Ham: "We are accomplished chefs!"
 * Describe Feather Lite Sail: "A feathery sail makes for swift travel."
 * Describe Ice Cube: "This should keep us cool."
 * Describe Ukulele: "I wonder if it's in tune."
 * Describe Pomegranate: "I didn't expect this to grow."
 * Describe Umbrella: "This should keep some of the rain off of us."
 * Describe Honey: "Sticky and sweet."
 * Describe Wobster: "This meat wears armor!"
 * Describe Healing Salve: "Soothing."
 * Describe Hammer: "Chaos and destruction!"
 * Describe Glow Berry: "It's gushing with light."
 * Describe Spiky Bush: "Into the ground with you!"
 * Describe Dried Seaweed: "It sticks to the roof of our mouths!"
 * Describe Butterfly Wings: "Pick our teeth with butterfly bones."
 * Describe Dark Sword: "Are you seeing this too?"
 * Describe Fire Staff: "We didn't start the fire."
 * Describe Marble Suit: "Marbelous protection!"
 * Describe Electrical Doodad: "We are getting good at crafting!"
 * Describe Rabbit Earmuffs: "Strap some rabbits to our head, good idea."
 * Describe Gold Nugget: "We definitely like shiny."
 * Describe Dragon Fruit: "It looks suspect."
 * Describe Scaled Chest: "It looks like my old toy chest!"
 * Describe Sunken Boat: "So close, so far away."
 * Describe Suspicious Dirt Pile: "A pile of dirt. I bet it's hiding something."
 * Describe Pond: "Water doesn't go well with our fur."
 * Describe Hound Mound: "This place scares us."
 * Describe Deadly Feast: "Scent of doom."
 * Describe Cat Tail: "I always liked pulling Whiskers' tail."
 * Describe Cactus Flesh: "Haven't had enough, huh?"
 * Describe Rocky Turf: "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Describe Thulecite Suit: "Nice and lightweight."
 * Describe Night Armour: "I'm a bit uneasy wearing this, but it's effective."
 * Describe Grass Suit: "It just feels like more hair."
 * Describe Bone Shards: "Boney bits."
 * Describe Checkered Flooring: "Fancy."
 * Describe Green Mushtree: "Bigger than a normal mushroom."
 * Describe Monkey: "He just wants to learn!"
 * Describe Light Flower: "Oooh, a glowing ball of flower!"
 * Describe Monkey Barrel: "Did you hear something?"
 * Combat Quit Generic: "Well, we would have won!"
 * Combat Quit Prey: "Speedy thing!"
 * Combat Quit Pig: "Another day, pig."
 * Combat Quit Spider Warrior: "Simmer down, friend."
 * Combat Quit Spider: "It's better this way."
 * Announce Charlie Attack: "Aah! Monsters in the dark!"
 * Battlecry Generic: "En garde!"
 * Battlecry Prey: "We will put you in our web!"
 * Battlecry Pig: "We hate it! Horrible pig!"
 * Battlecry Spider Warrior: "Why can't we just get along?!"
 * Battlecry Spider: "Hey, wanna play?"
 * Announce Whale Hunt Beast Nearby: "We're on the trail!"
 * Announce Nodaysleep Cave: "We're not ready for bed."
 * Announce Treasure: "A map! We should follow it!"
 * Announce Crab Escape: "You slippery snail... er, crab!"
 * Announce Nosleeponfire: "Mum always said, 'Don't sleep in a burning building.'"
 * Announce Moretreasure: "Yay! Another treasure hunt!"
 * Announce Other World Treasure: "I don't think I can find this treasure here."
 * Announce Trawl Full: "Let's pull 'er up!"
 * Announce Hot: "Hot as heck!"
 * Announce Boat Damaged: "Our boat is hurt!"
 * Announce Highresearch: "I'm learning so much!"
 * Announce Other World Plant: "We can't grow this here."
 * Announce Wet: "We're unpleasantly moist."
 * Announce Damp: "Splishy splashy."
 * Announce Enter Light: "Phew, light!"
 * Announce Burnt: "Jeepers, that was hot!"
 * Announce Accomplishment: "We're so capable!"
 * Announce Wormhole: "That was a scary hole!"
 * Announce Knockedout: "Ow, our head!"
 * Announce Torch Out: "Waah, our light went out!"
 * Announce Deerclops: "That sounded like a big meanie."
 * Announce Volcano Erupt: "It's raining fire!"
 * Announce Bees: "Flying ouchies!"
 * Announce Pecked: "Bad bird!"
 * Announce Hounds: "Doggies are coming!"
 * Announce Mosquitos: "Suck someone else's blood!"
 * Announce Nodaysleep: "It's daytime, not bedtime."