Webber quotes

Passamaquaddy This page lists Webber's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them. Webber is currently available in the DLC Beta. Not all of Webber's quotes are currently in, so make sure not to post Wilson's.

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Tools

 * Axe- "Chop and chop."
 * Luxury Axe- "Life is okay when you've got a golden axe."
 * Shovel- "Maybe we can tunnel our way out?"
 * Regal Shovel- "We're gonna dig so many holes."
 * Pickaxe- "Rocks will be ours!"
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "The finest pickaxe of them all!"
 * Razor- "I watched my father use one of these."
 * Razor (can't shave)-
 * Razor (nothing left)-
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)-
 * Hammer- "Chaos and destruction!"
 * Pitchfork- "A good tool to play in the dirt."

Lights

 * Campfire (upon being built)-
 * Campfire (high)-
 * Campfire (normal)- "Nice and warm."
 * Campfire (low)- "The fire's getting a touch low."
 * Campfire (embers)-
 * Campfire (burned out)-
 * Firepit (upon being built)-
 * Firepit (high)-
 * Firepit (normal)- "Nice and warm."
 * Firepit (low)- "The fire's getting a touch low."
 * Firepit (embers)-
 * Firepit (burned out)-
 * Torch- "This should keep up safe."
 * Torch (run out)-
 * Miner Hat- "A handy light for our head."
 * Pumpkin Lantern-
 * Lantern- "We have captured the sun"

Survival

 * Backpack- "It's like a second abdomen we can store things in."
 * Piggyback- "It holds so much stuff!"
 * Bird Trap-
 * Bug Net-
 * Fishing Rod-
 * Straw Roll- "Musty but relaxing."
 * Fur Roll- "I miss being able to properly feel a nice bedroll."
 * Tent- "We should get some rest."
 * Trap-
 * Healing Salve- "Soothing"
 * Honey Poultice-
 * Heat Stone- "It's a rock."
 * Heat Stone (cold)-
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "It's getting hot!"
 * Heat Stone (hot)-
 * Umbrella- "This should keep some of the rain off of us."
 * Compass-

Food

 * Crock Pot- "Food goes in, other food goes out."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)-
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)-
 * Crock Pot (finished)-
 * Crock Pot (failed to add item)-
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "I'll have a go at this farming thing."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)-
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)-
 * Ice Box- "Spoil not, food supplies!"
 * Drying Rack-
 * Drying Rack (drying)-
 * Drying Rack (finished)-

Science

 * Science Machine- "It's like a science lab in there!"
 * Alchemy Engine- "Father used to work on something like that."
 * Winterormeter-
 * Rainometer-
 * Lightning Rod-
 * Lightning Rod (charged)-
 * Gunpowder-

Fight

 * Spear-
 * Hambat-
 * Boomerang-
 * Boomerang (hit self)-
 * Blow Dart- "Same as blowing bubbles."
 * Sleep Dart-
 * Fire Dart-
 * Football Helmet- "We could be good at football, much better than I was!"
 * Grass Suit-
 * Log Suit-
 * Marble Suit- "Marbelous Protection!"
 * Bee Mine-
 * Tooth Trap-
 * Shelmet-
 * Snurtle Shell Armor-

Structures

 * Bee Box-
 * Bee Box (no honey)-
 * Bee Box (some honey)-
 * Bee Box (full with honey)-
 * Birdcage-
 * Birdcage (occupied)-
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)-
 * Pig House- "A tall house for a fat pig."
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Why do they hate me?"
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "I can see a pig through the window!"
 * Hay Wall (item)-
 * Hay Wall-
 * Wood Wall (item)-
 * Wood Wall-
 * Stone Wall (item)-
 * Stone Wall-
 * Chest-
 * Chest (full)-
 * Chest (not allowed to store)-
 * Sign-

Turfs

 * Cobblestones-
 * Wooden Flooring-
 * Checkerboard Flooring-
 * Carpeted Flooring-
 * Grass Turf-
 * Marsh Turf-
 * Savannah Turf-
 * Forest Turf-
 * Rocky Turf-
 * Fungal Turf-
 * Slimy Turf-
 * Mud Turf-
 * Cave Rock Turf-
 * Guano Turf-

Refine

 * Rope-
 * Boards-
 * Cut Stone-
 * Papyrus-
 * Purple Gem- "I can see knowledge swimming inside."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "It's cold and slippery. "

Magic

 * Meat Effigy-
 * Prestihatitator-
 * Shadow Manipulator-
 * Pan Flute-
 * Night Light-
 * Night Armor-
 * Dark Sword-
 * One-man Band-
 * Bat Bat-
 * Life Giving Amulet-
 * Chilled Amulet-
 * Nightmare Amulet-
 * Fire Staff-
 * Ice Staff-
 * Telelocator Staff-
 * Charged Telelocator Focus-
 * Imcomplete Telelocator Focus-
 * Empty Telelocator Socket-
 * Full Telelocator Socket-

Dress

 * Sewing Kit-
 * Rabbit Earmuffs-
 * Straw Hat-
 * Beefalo Hat-
 * Beekeeper Hat-
 * Feather Hat-
 * Winter Hat-
 * Top Hat-
 * Dapper Vest- It itches and fits funny."
 * Breezy Vest-
 * Puffy Vest- "It'll keep us from catching a cold."
 * Bush Hat-
 * Garland-
 * Walking Cane- "One more point of contact won't slow us down."
 * Rain Coat- "We might look silly, but it'll keep our fur dry."

Ancient

 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- Not much magic here.
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)-
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)-
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)-
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)-
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)-
 * The Lazy Forager- "Many legs make light work, and so does this. "
 * Magiluminescence-
 * Construction Amulet-
 * The Lazy Explorer-
 * Star Caller's Staff-
 * Deconstruction Staff-
 * Pick/Axe-
 * Thulecite Crown-
 * Thulecite Club-
 * Thulecite Suit-
 * Houndius Shootius-
 * Houndius Shootius (placed)-

Nature - Plants

 * Evergreen- "Pines are always greener on the other side of the fence."
 * Evergreen (chopped)- "Got you good, tree!"
 * Evergreen (burning)-
 * Evergreen (burnt)-
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "A dying breed."
 * Log- "That's a log of wood."
 * Log (burning)-
 * Charcoal- "Hard and black, like my better half."
 * Pinecone- "It's bursting with life."
 * Baby Evergreen-
 * Spiky Tree-
 * Spiky Tree (chopped)-
 * Spiky Tree (burning)-
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)-
 * Marble Tree- "I hope it doesn't fall on us."
 * Totally Normal Tree- "Hello, Mr. Tree!"
 * Living Log-
 * Sapling- "These sure grow slowly."
 * Sapling (picked)-  "We'll make good use of your twigs!"
 * Sapling (burning)-
 * Sapling (picked up)-
 * Twigs- "Wish we had a friend to play stick swords with."
 * Grass Tuft- "Grass, next best thing to silk."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "Picked down to the stems."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)-
 * Grass Tuft (burning)-
 * Grass Tuft (picked up)- "We should be able to weave these, too."
 * Cut Grass-
 * Berry Bush- "Ripe for the pickin'."
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "See you soon, berries!"
 * Berry Bush (barren)-
 * Berry Bush (burning)-
 * Berry Bush (picked up)-
 * Reeds- "Maybe we could use some of these."
 * Reeds (picked)- "Only stems remain."
 * Reeds (burning)-
 * Cut Reeds- "Reeds, web, what's the difference."
 * Plant-
 * Plant (growing)-
 * Plant (ready to be picked)-
 * Marsh Plant-
 * Spiky Bush-
 * Spiky Bush (after picking)-
 * Flower- We agree on this flowers are nice."
 * Petals- "How colourful."
 * Evil Flower- "This flower is decidedly not nice!"
 * Dark Petals-
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "Ready for the taking!"
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "We can't get at it!"
 * Red Mushroom (picked)-
 * Green Mushroom (unpicked)-
 * Green Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)-
 * Green Mushroom (picked)-
 * Blue Mushroom (unpicked)-
 * Blue Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)-
 * Blue Mushroom (picked)-

Nature - Objects

 * Bee Hive- It's a hive of activity.
 * Killer Bee Hive-
 * Honeycomb-
 * Hound Mound-
 * Bone-
 * Touch Stone- "Some sort of religious monument maybe?"
 * Harp Statue-
 * Marble Pillar-
 * Marble-
 * Merm House-
 * Merm Head-
 * Pig Head- "We just wanted to be friends."
 * Pig Torch-
 * Basalt Boulder-
 * Boulder- "We need to mine it before we can use it."
 * Rocks-
 * Flint-
 * Nitre-
 * Gold Nugget- "We definetly like shiny."
 * Headstone (1)-
 * Headstone (2)-
 * Headstone (3)-
 * Headstone (4)-
 * Grave- "My loot sense is tingling."
 * Grave (dug)-
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile-
 * Animal Tracks-
 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)-
 * Animal Tracks (found)-
 * Wooden Thing-
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)-
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)-
 * Ring Thing- I think there are more parts.
 * Crank Thing-
 * Box Thing- The power in this box is unimaginable.
 * Metal Potato Thing-
 * Wormhole (closed)-
 * Wormhole (open)-
 * Wormhole (exited)-
 * Pond-
 * Skeleton-
 * Spider Den- "Looks cozy in there."
 * Spider Egg-
 * Rabbit Hole-
 * Walrus Camp-
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)-

Nature - Caves

 * Sinkhole (plugged)-
 * Sinkhole (unplugged)-
 * Rope to Surface-
 * Blue Mushtree-
 * Red Mushtree-
 * Green Mushtree-
 * Light Flower-
 * Light Bulb-
 * Stalagmite-
 * Stalagmite (pointy)-
 * Spilagmite-
 * Slurtle Mound-
 * Rabbit Hutch-
 * Barrel-
 * Fern-
 * Foilage-
 * Cave Banana Tree-

Nature - Ruins

 * Ancient Statue-
 * Broken Ancient Psudoscience Station-
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Old and full of mysteries."
 * Broken Clockworks-
 * Relic-
 * Cave Lichen-
 * Ornate Chest-
 * Nightmare Light-
 * Thulecite- Fancy rocks!
 * Thulecite Wall-
 * Thulecite Wall (item)-

Mobs - Monsters

 * Clockwork Knight- "Wow! That's a complicated clockwork."
 * Clockwork Bishop- "You don't play by the chess rules grandpa taught."
 * Clockwork Castle- "Who made these things?!"
 * Damaged Knight-
 * Damaged Bishop-
 * Damaged Rook-
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)-
 * Charlie (attacked by)-
 * Hound-
 * Red Hound-
 * Blue Hound-
 * Hound's Tooth-
 * Spider- "Spiders understand us."
 * Spider (sleeping)- "Wake up, friend!"
 * Spider (dead)-
 * Spider Warrior-
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)-
 * Spider Warrior (dead)-
 * Spider Gland-
 * Silk- "It's so smooth!"
 * Krampus-
 * Krampus Sack-
 * Merm-
 * Tentacle- "We would be mad if something stepped on us, too."
 * Tentacle Spike- "We could hit stuff with the pointy bits!"
 * Tentacle Spots-
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)-
 * Baby Tentacle-"
 * Pig Guard-
 * Werepig-
 * Ghost-
 * MacTusk-
 * Wee MacTusk-
 * Walrus Tusk-
 * Tam o' Shanter-
 * Mosquito-
 * Mosquito (picked up)-
 * Nearby Mosquitoes-
 * Cave Spider-
 * Spitter- "Lay down some web for us."
 * Batilisk-
 * Snurtle-
 * Slurtle-
 * Slurtle Slime-
 * Broken Shell-
 * Lureplant-
 * Fleshy Bulb-
 * Eye Plant-
 * Slurper-
 * Dangling Depth Dweller-
 * Depths Worm (emerged)-
 * Depths Worm (lure)-
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)-

Mobs - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo-
 * Beefalo (sleeping)-
 * Beefalo (shaved)-
 * Beefalo Wool-
 * Beefalo Horn-
 * Baby Beefalo-
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)-
 * Bee-
 * Bee (picked up)-
 * Killer Bee- Uh oh, run!
 * Killer Bee (picked up)-
 * Stinger-
 * Pig- "Aw, you're no fun."
 * Pig (following)-
 * Pig Skin- "Take that!"
 * Bunnyman-
 * Beardlord-
 * Bunny Puff-
 * Frog-
 * Frog (sleeping)-
 * Koalefant-
 * Winter Koalefant-
 * Rock Lobster-
 * Pengull-
 * Splumonkey-

Mobs - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "Look at it, flitting about happily."
 * Butterfly (picked up)-
 * Crow- "Oh, you look like you're having a grand time, flying around."
 * Crow (picked up)-
 * Jet Feather-
 * Redbird- "Red is my favorite colour!"
 * Redbird (picked up)-
 * Crimson Feather-
 * Snowbird-
 * Snowbird (picked up)-
 * Azure Feather-
 * Gobbler-
 * Chester- "Your insides are gross."
 * Eye Bone- "Peekaboo."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "We spy a tired eye."
 * Ash (Eye Bone)-
 * Rabbit- "We just want to play!"
 * Rabbit (picked up)-
 * Beardling-
 * Beardling (picked up)-
 * Fireflies- "Elusive little buggies."
 * Fireflies (picked up)- "Going on an adventure, got some fireflies in our pocket!"
 * Mandrake- "That's a funny looking plant."
 * Mandrake (following)- "You're a bad friend!"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "The skin is all seared."
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Cooked to death."
 * Mandrake (knock out effect)- "Ugh, my head!"

Mobs - Tallbird Family

 * Tallbird- "Look at those legs!"
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)-
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)-
 * Tallbird Egg- "Did i hear a meep?"
 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "Smells great!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg-
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)-
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)-
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)-
 * Smallbird-
 * Smallbird (hungry)-
 * Smallbird (starving)-
 * Smallish Tallbird-
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)-
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)-
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird-

Mobs - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)-
 * Spider Queen- "Mommy-Longlegs?"
 * Spiderhat-
 * Deerclops- "He might be able to digest me!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Yucktastic."
 * Ancient Guardian- "Wear that frown upside down."
 * Guardian's Horn-

Mobs - Other

 * Maxwell-
 * Pig King-
 * Wes (trapped)-
 * Abigail-

Food - Meats

 * Bird Egg-
 * Bird Egg (cooked)-
 * Monster Meat- "Smells foul."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "It'll go down, but I won't be happy about it."
 * Monster Jerky-
 * Meat- "Some fire would spice this up."
 * Cooked Meat- "Can't have any pudding if we don't eat it."
 * Leafy Meat-
 * Cooked Leafy Meat-
 * Jerky-
 * Drumstick-
 * Fried Drumstick-
 * Fish-
 * Cooked Fish-
 * Eel-
 * Cooked Eel-
 * Morsel-
 * Cooked Morsel-
 * Small Jerky-
 * Koalefant Trunk-
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk-
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak-
 * Frog Legs-
 * Cooked Frog Legs-
 * Batilisk Wing-
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing-

Food - Fruits

 * Berries- "Juice sacks."
 * Roasted Berries- "Warm juice sacks."
 * Cave Banana-
 * Cooked Banana-
 * Dragon Fruit-
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit-
 * Durian-
 * Extra Smelly Durian-
 * Pomegranate-
 * Sliced Pomegranate-

Food - Vegetables

 * Corn-
 * Popcorn-
 * Carrot (planted)-
 * Carrot (picked)- "I sort of miss being forced to eat these."
 * Roasted Carrot-
 * Pumpkin-
 * Hot Pumpkin-
 * Eggplant-
 * Braised Eggplant-
 * Red Cap- "It smells funny."
 * Cooked Red Cap-
 * Green Cap-
 * Cooked Green Cap-
 * Blue Cap-
 * Cooked Blue Cap-
 * Glow Berry-
 * Lichen-

Food - Crock Pot

 * Turkey Dinner-
 * Powdercake-
 * Most recipes-

Food - Other

 * Seeds- "A small life trapped within. My sympathies."
 * Seeds (specific)-
 * Roasted Seeds-
 * Honey-
 * Butterfly Wings-
 * Butter-
 * Rot-
 * Rotten Egg-

Misc Items

 * Blueprint- "'Follow the instructions' mum always said."
 * Gears- I could've been a robot.
 * Ash-
 * Red Gem- "It feels warm even on the coldest nights."
 * Blue Gem-
 * Yellow Gem- "Yellow-bellied gem."
 * Green Gem- "I'm absolutely green with envy."
 * Orange Gem- "Orange you gland we found you, gem?"
 * Beard Hair-
 * Manure- "Doodoo."
 * Guano-
 * Melty Marbles-
 * Fake Kazoo-
 * Gord's Knot-
 * Gnome-
 * Tiny Rocketship-
 * Frazzled Wires-
 * Ball and Cup-
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "We could take a bath if only we had a tub."
 * Mismatched Buttons-
 * Second-hand Dentures-
 * Lying Robot-
 * Dessicated Tentacle-

Adventure Mode

 * Failed-
 * Obelisk (Sanity, down)-
 * Obelisk (Insanity, up)-
 * Obelisk (Sanity, up)-
 * Obelisk (Insanity, down)-
 * Divining Rod (in its starting base)-
 * Divining Rod-
 * Divining Rod (cold)-
 * Divining Rod (warm)-
 * Divining Rod (warmer)-
 * Divining Rod (hot)-
 * Divining Rod Base-
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)-
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)-
 * Maxwell's Door-
 * Maxwell's Phonograph-
 * Maxwell's Light-
 * Maxwell Statue-
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap-
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)-
 * Sick Wormhole-
 * Nightmare Lock-
 * Nightmare Throne-
 * Male Character on Nightmare Throne-
 * Female Character on Nightmare Throne-
 * Other Character on Nightmare Throne-

Announcements

 * Battlecry- En garde!
 * Battlecry (prey)-
 * Battlecry (Pig)-
 * Battlecry (Spider)-
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)-
 * Hungry-
 * Leaving combat-
 * Leaving combat (prey)-
 * Leaving combat (Pig)-
 * Leaving combat (Spider)-
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)-
 * Activated a Bee Mine-
 * Dusk- "Almost time for bed."
 * Entering light-
 * Entering darkness- "We can't see! I want my night light."
 * Doing things in the dark-
 * Failed to do something-
 * Failed to craft something-
 * Trying to sleep during the day-
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry-
 * Trying to sleep near monsters-
 * Hounds are coming- "Doggies are coming!"
 * Deerclops is coming-
 * Inventory full- "Our pockets are full."
 * Eating (stale food)-
 * Eating (spoiled food)-
 * Eating (painful food)- "Our tummy hurts."
 * Earthquake-

Mobs - Bosses
Bearger- Run for the hills!