Talk:Woodie/@comment-70.194.136.121-20130902212311/@comment-12669588-20130917132455

Let's break this down.

A "hillbilly" is a derogatory term for a person who lives in the mountainous rural areas of America. Last time I checked, Woodie is Canadian, not American (and no, Canada is not part of the U.S.A).

A "redneck" is another derogatory term for a caucasian farmer who is poor and uneducated. I have no experience behind Woodie's background, but I am fairly sure that "woodcutter" is not the same as "farmer".

"Beerlicker", according to this article is described as "a phantom" with an "unusually long, swirling tongue", who steals and drinks "unguarded beer". He has been known to strike around North America, and side affects of strikes have been known to cause "flu-like symptoms", "increased rash of strep throat, pink eye, and mononucleosis cases" "within 48 hours of a Beer Licker sighting". Eyewitness reports have described him " as an un-kept white male of medium build, cloaked in an oil stained blue mechanics type jacket, and smelling thick of BO and gasoline ". Woodie is not this person.

So to conclude, according to your slander, Woodie is a man who is a farmer who lives in the mountainous regions of America (good luck setting up a farm there), is poor and uneducated (that might explain why he set the farm up in the mountains) and goes around stealing beer and passing on diseases like a rat. Accurate? I don't think so.