Willow quotes

This page lists Willow's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can shift-click items and objects to examine them.

Tools

 * Axe- "It's very sharp."


 * Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy axe."


 * Shovel- "Not great for fighting."


 * Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."


 * Pickaxe- "It's very pointy."


 * Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey, isn't gold really soft?"


 * Razor- "Why did I build this?"
 * Razor (Shaving an awake beefalo)- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."
 * Razor (nothing left)- "There isn't even any stubble left!"


 * Hammer- "I prefer sharp implements."


 * Pitchfork- "Three times pointiness."

Lights

 * Campfire (upon being built)- "I like fire."


 * Campfire (burned out)- "Awww. It's all over."


 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I could watch it for hours."


 * Fire Pit (burned out)- "I should make the fire come back."


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "BURN! BURN FASTER!"


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Burn!"


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "This fire is small and boring."


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I should make the fire come back."


 * Torch- "Fire is so pretty."
 * Torch (run out)- "My precious fire is gone!"


 * Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."
 * Miner Hat (run out)-


 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Spooky!"
 * Lantern- "Fire is not meant to be contained like this!"

Survival

 * Fishing Rod- "Hook, line and stick!"


 * Bird Trap- "I'll catch those creepy birds."


 * Strawroll- "It smells like wet."


 * Strawroll (can't be used)- "It's too bright out."


 * Fur Roll- "It's too frilly."


 * Tent- "I got all the badges in Girl Scouts."


 * Backpack- "It's for me to put my stuff in"
 * Piggyback- "I made a backpack out of butts!"


 * Trap- "It's a bit passive aggressive, but it'll have to do."
 * Bug Net- "I can catch a bug!"
 * Healing Salve- "It burns! But where's the fire?"
 * Honey Poultice- "Eww, do I have to?"
 * Heat Stone- "A fire would make this even better!"
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "Heat without the flame... what fun is that?"
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "Look at how it glows!"
 * Umbrella- "I love the colour!"

Food

 * Crock Pot- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "It's going to take a while."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"


 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"


 * Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot- "Sigh. It's a pile of dirt."


 * Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (growing)- "Hurry up, dirtpile. Feed me!"


 * Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (needs fertilizer)- "Stupid thing needs poop."


 * Ice Box- "That is the opposite of fire."
 * Drying Rack- "I want to hang some meat!"
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Come on meat, dry already!"
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "It's ready!"

Science

 * Science Machine- "Even I don't know everything, yet."
 * Alchemy Engine- "Even I don't know everything, yet."
 * Shadow Manipulator- "A dark and powerful energy radiates from it."
 * Winterometer- "It would be better if it measured fire."
 * Rainometer- "Rain is the anti-fire. Boo!"
 * Lightning Rod- "All the lightning can come here!"
 * Lightning Rod (charged)-
 * Gunpowder- "Oooooooooh! Shiny!"

Fight

 * Spear- "Feel my wrath!"
 * Ham Bat- "Pleased to meat you!"


 * Boomerang- "It's not the most exciting weapon."
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Stupid boomerang!"
 * Blow Dart- "It's a... thing."


 * Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."


 * Fire Dart- "This is my favourite thing in the whole wide world."


 * Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."
 * Grass Suit- "A waste of flammable materials."


 * Log Suit- "Now I can take on the world!"
 * Marble Suit- "If I have to fight I might as well be protected."


 * Bee Mine- "It buzzes when I shake it."


 * Tooth Trap- "It would be better with fire."
 * Shelmet- "It fits my head."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "Less defense! More offense!"

Structures

 * Bee Box- "Come on fat bees, make me honey!"


 * Bee Box (with honey)- "Yay! I can steal honey!"


 * Birdcage- "Bird prison!"


 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Ha! I have you now!"


 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Stupid bird. Wake up!"


 * Pig House- "These pigs have questionable taste in architecture."


 * Pig House (occupied and lit up)- "He's doing pig things in there."


 * Pig House (occupied and lights off)- "You jerk! Let me in!"


 * Hay Wall (inventory)- "Hmmm. I wonder if these will burn."


 * Hay Walls (placed)- "That looks so flammable!"


 * Wood Wall (inventory)- "I hate hiding."


 * Wood Wall (placed)- "That could totally catch on fire."


 * Stone Wall (inventory)- "These are surprisingly heavy."


 * Stone Wall (placed)- "Eh. I guess that's OK."


 * Chest- "It's a trunk for my junk."
 * Chest (full)- "It's full."
 * Sign- "Less reading! More burning!"

Turfs

 * Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."
 * Carpeted Flooring- "It's surprisingly scratchy."


 * Cobblestones- "Hastily Cobbled Stones."
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "These are pretty snazzy."
 * Turfs- "A chunk of ground."
 * Fungal Turf- "The ground is boring."

Refine

 * Rope- "Some short lengths of rope."


 * Boards- "Boards"


 * Cut Stone- "I've made them seductively smooth."


 * Papyrus- "I bet it'd burn!"
 * Purple Gem-
 * Nightmare Fuel- "Eww, it's still warm!"

Magic

 * Meat Effigy- "That is my insurance policy."


 * Pan Flute- "Music is so boring."


 * Amulet- "I feel so safe wearing it."


 * Nightmare Fuel- "Eww, It's still warm!"


 * Night Light- "It's like fire, but purple!"


 * Night Armour- "Like being wrapped in smoke."


 * Dark Sword- "It's like my dreams can hurt real things!"
 * Ice Staff- "It's a... thing."
 * Fire Staff- "I don't want to set the world on fire."
 * One-Man Band- "I can do the pyrotechnics, too!"
 * Bat Bat-

Dress

 * Sewing Kit- "But destruction is so much more fun!"
 * Rabbit Earmuff- "At least my ears won't get cold..."
 * Straw Hat- "What a nice hat."


 * Beefalo Hat- "What a nice hat."


 * Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."


 * Feather Hat- "I AM A BIRD!"


 * Winter Hat- "It's not warm enough for my liking."


 * Top Hat- "What a nice hat."


 * Dapper Vest- "It's a... thing."


 * Breezy Vest- "Now I'll be with my friend forever."


 * Puffy Vest- "Not as warm as a good fire, but still pretty good!"


 * Bush Hat- "Too passive!"


 * Garland- "It smells like prettines."
 * Walking Cane- "I can walk more easily with this!"

Nature - Plants

 * Evergreen- "It looks like it would burn well."


 * Evergreen (chopped)- "One less tree in the world."


 * Evergreen (burning)- "YES! BURN!"


 * Evergreen (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "Die in a fire!"


 * Log- "It's big, it's heavy, and it's wood."
 * Log (burning)- "That's some hot wood!"


 * Charcoal- "Mmmm. Smells like fire."


 * Pinecone- "Hey there, tree seed."


 * Spiky Tree- "It looks dangerous!"


 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "Not so spiky now, are you?"


 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "YES! BURN!"


 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."


 * Marble Tree- "The worst kind of tree. The non flamable kind."


 * Sapling- "I should pick it."


 * Sapling (picked)- "Poor little limp tree."


 * Sapling (burning)- "Burn! Yeah!"


 * Sapling (picked up)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"


 * Twigs- "It's a bunch of small twigs."


 * Grass- "It's flammable a tuft of grass."


 * Grass (picked)- "Grass stubble is kind of useless."


 * Grass (barren)- "It needs poop."


 * Grass (burning)- "Fire! Wooo!"


 * Grass Tuft- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"


 * Cut Grass- "Cut grass, ready for arts and crafts."


 * Berry Bush- "Mmmmm. Berries."


 * Berry Bush (picked)- "I want more berries!"


 * Berry Bush (barren)- "Eat poop, stupid plant!"


 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"


 * Reeds- "It's a burnable clump of reeds."


 * Reeds (picked)- "I can't do anything with reed stubble."


 * Reeds (burning)- "Burn! Yeah!"


 * Cut Reeds-


 * Plant- "I'll eat it if I have to."


 * Plant (growing)- "Hurry up, you stupid plant!"


 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Oh boy. Vegetables."
 * Marsh Plant- "It's all planty."
 * Spiky bush- "Ouch! It looks sharp."
 * Flower- "I don't have time to waste on flowers."
 * Petals- "Stupid flowers. They're almost useless."
 * Evil Flower- "Ugh, that smells terrible."
 * Dark Petals- "Ew, they're sticky."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "Stupid mushroom."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "Hey! You! Get up here!"
 * Red Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)-

Nature - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "It's full of bees!"
 * Killer Bee Hive-


 * Honeycomb- "It's waxy."
 * Hound Mound-
 * Bone-
 * Touch Stone- "I guess I could touch it?"
 * Harp Statue-
 * Marble Pillar- "I wonder if the rest burnt down."
 * Marble- "It's heavy!"
 * Merm House- "No-one would care if this burned down."
 * Merm Head- "That's what you get for being so stinky!"
 * Pig Head- "I guess i have it alright."
 * Pig Torch- "These pigs sure know how to have a good time."
 * Basalt Boulder- "It's too hard to break!"
 * Boulder- "It wouldn't fit in my pocket."
 * Rocks- "I can make stuff with these."
 * Flint- "It's a very sharp rock."
 * Nitre- "There are tine explosions trapped inside."
 * Gold Nugget- "Where am I going to spend this?"


 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."


 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."


 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"


 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."


 * Grave- "It's full of dead stuff, I bet."


 * Grave (dug)- "Better it than me."


 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Who just leaves dirt lying around in the forest?"


 * Animal Tracks- "It leads to my new friend."


 * Animal Tracks (found) - "I'll find you!"


 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail) - "Ohh... he got away."


 * Wooden Thing- "I like the way the symbols glow."


 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I'm making a monstrosity!"


 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I just want to see this world burn."


 * Ring Thing- "This is too precious to burn."


 * Crank Thing- "What's this part good for?"


 * Box Thing- "It feels warm."


 * Metal Potato Thing- "Perhaps I could melt it into a more pleasing shape."


 * Wormhole (closed)- "Poke it with a stick!"


 * Wormhole (open)- "I wonder if he likes spicy food?"
 * Wormhole (exited)- "I'll have to burn these clothes!"


 * Pond- "I can't see the bottom!"
 * Skeleton- "Oh my. I hope he went out in a blaze of glory."


 * Spider Den- "That's just nasty."


 * Spider Egg- "I hope these don't hatch in my pocket."
 * Rabbit Hole- "Stupid rabbits. Come out so I can eat you."
 * Walrus Camp-
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)-

Nature - Caves

 * Plugged Sinkhole-
 * Sinkhole-
 * Rope to Surface-
 * Mushtree- "Gross. It's all mushroomy."
 * Red Mushtree-
 * Green Mushtree-
 * Light Flower- It's burning inside."
 * Light Bulb- "Bright!"
 * Stalagmite- "Rocks are boring."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)-
 * Spilagmite-
 * Slurtle Mound- "I should burn them out."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "Ugh. Stupid rabbits."
 * Fern-
 * Foilage-
 * Cave Banana Tree-

Mobs - Monsters

 * Knight-
 * Bishop-
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "I'm not afraid of you!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "OUCH! You jerk!"
 * Hound- "What a jerk!"


 * Red Hound- "I actually kind of like this one."


 * Blue Hound- "Gross! Cold!"


 * Hound's Tooth- "It's a... thing."


 * Spider- "Maybe I could kill it... with FIRE."


 * Spider (sleeping)- "I could take him."


 * Spider (dead)- "Ha! I showed you!"


 * Spider Warrior- "Maybe I could kill it... with FIRE."


 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Maybe I should just leave that one alone."


 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "He had it coming."
 * Spider Gland-


 * Silk- "Mmmmmm. Smooth."


 * Krampus- "Stay back, you big jerk!"


 * Krampus Sack- "I've got a new bag."
 * Merm-


 * Tentacle- "That looks dangerous"


 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."


 * Tentacle Spots- "Ewwwww."
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)-
 * Baby Tentacle-
 * Pig Guard-


 * Werepig- "Bring it on, piggie!"


 * Ghost- "I can't kill what's already dead."
 * Mactusk-
 * Weetusk-
 * Walrus Tusk- Nom nom nom
 * Tam o' Shanter-
 * Mosquito-
 * Mosquito (picked up)-
 * Nearby Mosquitoes-
 * Cave Spider- "What a frustrating jerk!"
 * Spitter- "Get over here!"


 * Batilisk- "Cute little guy!"


 * Snurtle- "Kaboom!"


 * Slurtle- "I want to blow it up!"


 * Slurtle Slime- "I love this stuff!"


 * Broken Shell- "Heh. It broke."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "What a disgusting, hairy beast!"


 * Beefalo (following)-
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "They look even dumber when they're sleeping."


 * Beefalo (shaved)- "Ha! He's naked now!"


 * Beefalo Wool- "Ha! I stole his hair!"


 * Beefalo Horn-


 * Baby Beefalo- "Even the babies are ugly."


 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "WAKE UP!"
 * Nearby Bees-


 * Bee- "It's fat, but that stinger looks dangerous."


 * Bee (picked up)- "Pocket full of bees!"


 * Killer Bee- "I like the cut of that bee's jib."


 * Killer bee (picked up)- "Buzz!"


 * Stinger- "It's pokey!"


 * Pig- "Ugh. They're fragrant."


 * Pig (following)- "Ick. It's following me."


 * Pig (dead)- "I wonder how they taste."


 * Pig Skin-
 * Bunnyman- "Ugh. They look so stupid."
 * Beardlord-
 * Bunny Puff- "I won that argument."


 * Frog- "He's too damp to burn."


 * Frog (sleeping)- "They're cute when they're sleeping."


 * Frog (dead)- "I showed him!"


 * Koalefant- "We will be great friends!"


 * Winter Koalefant- "He looks warm."


 * Rock Lobster-

Mobs - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "Flutter away, butterfly!"


 * Butterfly (picked up)- "I want to squish it."


 * Crow- "I think it's waiting for me to die."


 * Crow (picked up)- "Not so smart now, are you?"


 * Crow Feather- "A crow feather."


 * Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"


 * Redbird (picked up)- "He likes my pocket."


 * Redbird Feather- "A redbird feather."


 * Snowbird- "Life in the frozen wastes."


 * Snowbird (picked up)- "It's so soft."


 * Snowbird Feather- "A snowbird feather."


 * Gobbler- "Stupid bird!  Stay away from my berries!"
 * Eye Bone- "It's rude to stare."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "At least it's not looking at me anymore."
 * Ashes of Eye Bone-
 * Chester- "He's so fuzzy!"


 * Rabbit- "He looks tasty."


 * Rabbit (picked up)- "I have him where I want him."
 * Beardling-
 * Beardling (picked up)-


 * Fireflies- "I wish they didn't run away!"


 * Fireflies (picked up)- "They're like little fires in my pocket!"


 * Mandrake- "That's not a normal plant"


 * Mandrake (following)- "Now that's just creepy!"


 * Mandrake (dead)- "Why did this plant have a face?"
 * Mandrake (cooked)-
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)-

Mobs - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "I don't think it wants to be friends."


 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."


 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg!"


 * Tallbird Egg- "Does it like fire?"


 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "Fire makes them so much better."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Arise my phoenix!"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Ugh. Crunchy."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Is there such a thing as too much fire?"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Needs more fire!"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "How long is this going to take?"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "I'm getting tired of waiting."


 * Smallbird- "Not quite a phoenix, but still cute, I guess."


 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Are you hungry?"


 * Smallbird (starving)- "Ok, ok! I get it, you're hungry."


 * Smallish Tallbird- "I feel like he understands me."


 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "He sure eats a lot."


 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Don't look at me! Get your own food."
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "No! Bad birdy!"

Mobs - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "He looks flammable!"
 * Living Logs-


 * Spider Queen- "Kill it with fire!"


 * Spider Hat- "Who's your mommy!"


 * Deerclops- "Holy Crap!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball-

Mobs - Other

 * Maxwell- "He's so condescending."


 * Pig King- "Blech. What a slob."
 * Wes (trapped)-


 * Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."

Food - Meats

 * Bird Egg-
 * Bird Egg (cooked)-
 * Rotten Egg-
 * Monster Meat- "Gross. It's full of hairs."


 * Cooked Monster Meat- "It's still gross."
 * Monster Jerky-


 * Meat- "I could make this better with fire."


 * Cooked meat- "I've tasted better."
 * Jerky-


 * Drumstick- "I should gobble it."


 * Fried Drumstick- "Now it's even tastier."


 * Fish- "Now I shall eat for a day."


 * Cooked Fish- "Grilled to perfection."


 * Morsel- "I could make this better with FIRE!"


 * Cooked Morsel- "I'll need more than appetizers if I'm going to survive."
 * Small Jerky-


 * Koalefant Trunk- "Well, part of him is still cuddly."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk-


 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I'm still not sure I want to eat this."


 * Frog Legs- "I've heard they are a delicacy."


 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like chicken."


 * Batilisk Wing- "Yuck."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing-

Food - Fruits

 * Pomegranate-


 * Sliced Pomegranate-


 * Durian-


 * Extra Smelly Durian-


 * Dragon Fruit-


 * Prepared Dragon Fruit-


 * Berries- "Red berries are the best."


 * Roasted Berries- "I don't think heat improved them."
 * Cava Banana-
 * Cooked Banana-

Food - Vegetables

 * Corn- "High in fructose!"


 * Popcorn- "High in fructose!"


 * Carrot (in the ground)- "The earth is making plantbabies."


 * Carrot (picked up)- "Yuck. It's all vegetabley."
 * Roasted Carrot-


 * Pumpkin- "It's as big as my head!"


 * Hot Pumpkin- "How did it turn into a pie..."


 * Eggplant- "It doesn't look like an egg."


 * Braised Eggplant- "It's even less eggy."
 * Red Mushroom-
 * Green Mushroom-
 * Blue Mushroom-

Food - Crock Pot

 * Mandrake Soup-
 * Turkey Dinner-
 * Most recipes- "I cooked it myself!"

Food - Other

 * Seeds- "Farming is boring."
 * Seeds (specific)-


 * Roasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of 'em"


 * Honey- "Sweet and delicious!"


 * Butterfly Wings- "No more flying for that butterfly!"


 * Butter- "Tasty, and just a little bit insecty."


 * Rot- "At least it's still flammable."
 * Red Mushroom (picked)-
 * Red Mushroom (cooked)-
 * Green Mushroom (picked)-
 * Green Mushroom (cooked)-
 * Blue Mushroom (picked)-
 * Blue Mushroom (cooked)-

Misc Items

 * Blueprint-
 * Gears-
 * Red Gem- "So pretty!"


 * Blue Gem- "Ugh. This one is ugly."


 * Beard Hair- "Uh, where did this come from?"


 * Manure- "Ew. Nasty. But useful."


 * Guano- "It burns like normal poop."
 * Melty Marbles-
 * Fake Kazoo-
 * Gord's Knot-
 * Gnome-
 * Tiny Rocketship-
 * Frazzled Wires-
 * Ball and Cup-
 * Hardened Rubber Bung-
 * Mismatched Buttons-
 * Second-rate Dentures-
 * Lying Robot-
 * Dessicated Tentacle-

Adventure Mode

 * Failed-
 * Obelisk that is down while sane (sane, down)-
 * Obelisk that is down while sane (insane, up)-
 * Obelisk that is up while sane (sane, up)-
 * Obelisk that is up while sane (insane, down)-
 * Divining Rod (Before picked up from it's starting base)-
 * Divining Rod
 * Divining Rod (cold)
 * Divining Rod (warm)
 * Divining Rod (warmer)
 * Divining Rod (hot)
 * Divining Rod Base
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)
 * Maxwell's Door
 * Maxwell's Phonograph
 * Maxwell's Light
 * Maxwell's Toothtrap
 * Maxwell's Toothrap (went off)
 * Beemine (Maxwell's)
 * Sick Wormhole

Announcements

 * Generic- "It's a... thing."
 * Freezing-
 * Turning Winter-


 * Lighting a fire (1)- "Tee hee!"


 * Lighting a fire (2)- "Pretty!"


 * Lighting a fire (3)- "Oops!"


 * Lighting a fire (4)- "I made a fire!"


 * Lighting a fire (5)- "Burn!"


 * Battlecry- "It's you or me!"


 * Battlecry (on prey)- "Get over here!"


 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Stupid pig!"


 * Battlecry (Spider)- "Grrrrar!"


 * Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "Ew, kill iiiit!"


 * Leaving combat- "That's what I thought!"


 * Leaving combat (prey)- "I'll get you next time!"


 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "Get over here, pork chop!"


 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "Bleh. I'll kill him later."


 * Leaving combat (Warrior Spider)- "Not so tough now!"


 * Dusk- "Night is coming. I need fire!"


 * Entering light- "I can see again!"


 * Entering darkness- "It's so dark!"


 * Doing things in the dark- "I need more light!"


 * Failed to do something-


 * Hounds are coming- "Show yourself!"


 * Inventory full- "I can't carry anymore stuff!"


 * Eating- "Yum!"


 * Eating (spoiled food)- "That tasted terrible!"


 * Eating (stale food)- "That was kinda gross."


 * Eating (painful food)- "Ugh! Nasty!"


 * Hungry- "I need food!"


 * Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."