Wendy quotes

This page lists Wendy's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can shift-click items and objects to examine them.

Tools
Axe- "An instrument for rape and incest."

Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy ass.."

Shovel- "What terrible secrets might I uncover?"

Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."

Pickaxe- "So that I might penetrate the anus itself."

Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey, isn't gold really soft?"

Razor- "This is just for shaving."

Hammer- "Oh that I may crush the world."

Pitchfork- "What a devilish tool!"

Lights
Campfire and Fire Pit

Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I might survive this night."

Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- " A vision of Hell!"

Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "It's a fire."

Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The gloom encroaches."

Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Darkness is looming."

Campfire (burned out)- "That is not a good sign."

Torch- "A tiny bulwark against the night."

Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."

Pumpkin lantern- "Spooky illumination"

Survival
Fishing Rod- "Hook line and stick!"

Bird Trap- "Sticks and silk turned lethal."

Strawroll- "Sleep is but a temporary death."

Tent- "Sleep is but a preview of death."

Backpack- "It's for me to put my stuff in."

Trap- "Simple grass has become deadly."

Bug Net- "A prison for tiny insects."

Food
Crock Pot

Crock Pot- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."

Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is going to take a while."

Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"

Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"

Farms

Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot- "What seeds shall I sow?"

Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (growing)- "Leafy tendrils coil out of the muck"

Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (needs fertilizer)- "This earth is cold and dead."

Ice Box- "It's as cold as my heart."

Science
Science Machine- "I will learn unspeakable things."

Alchemy Engine- "I will learn unspeakable things."

Winterometer- "Why do I feel it is measuring my mortality?"

Rainometer- (No dialogue)

Lightning rod(Uncharged)- "Focuses the destruction."

Lightning rod(Charged)- "Even its power will fade."

Fight
Spear- "I have become the destroyer of worlds."

Boomerang- "It's a... thing."

Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."

Fire Dart- "Shall I burn down the world?"

Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."

Logsuit- "I might hold off the inevitable a bit longer with this."

Bee Mine- "It buzzes when I shake it."

Tooth Trap- "A devious surprise from underground."

Structures
Bee box

Bee Box- "They shall labour so that I can steal."

Bee Box (with honey)- "Their toils have been fruitful!"

Birdcage

Birdcage- "Some of us can see our cages."

Birdcage (occupied)- "He is happier now."

Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Is he dead? No. Just sleeping."

Pig House

Pig House- "At least they are comfortable."

Pig House (occupied and lit up)- "I hope he is enjoying himself."

Pig House (occupied and lights off)- "Now I'm all alone."

Walls

Hay Wall (inventory)- "Their defensive value is questionable."

Hay Walls (placed)- "That is the mere suggestion of defense"

Wood Wall (inventory)- "Bundled logs."

Wood Wall (placed)- "Now I can delay the inevitable."

Stone Wall (inventory)- "These won't protect me from the demons within."

Stone Wall (placed)- "What will protect me from what's inside?"

Chest- "For which to contain my lucre."

Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."

Cobblestones-

Statues

Maxwell Statue: He brought me here.

Refine
Rope- "That would be the easy way out of this place."

Boards- "Even Scarier for the trees."

Cut Stone- "The better to mark graves with."

Papyrus- "For documenting my pain."

Magic
Meat Effigy- "I'm just putting off the inevitable."

Pan Flute- "Music is the window to my empty soul."

Amulet- "I wonder who used to own this."

Nightmare Fuel- "With the sleep of dreams comes this stuff."

Night Light- "Eerie and yet beautiful."

Night Armour- "A Perfectly safe way to go insane."

Dark Sword- "Dreams come to a point. A sharp one."

Bat Bat- "An enchanted weapon. How exciting!"

Dress
Strawhat- "I shall cover my head."

Beefalo Hat- "I shall cover my head."

Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected"

Feather Hat- "I AM A BIRD!"

Winter Hat- "It helps stave off the encroaching cold."

Top Hat- "I shall cover my head."

Dapper Vest- "It's a... thing."

Breezy Vest- "Skin to wear on my skin."

Puffy Vest- "It may warm my body, but what of my spirit?"

Bush Hat- "Oh to disappear."

Garland- "But I am in mourning..."

Nature - Plants
Evergreen

Evergreen- "Nature is so boring."

Evergreen (chopped)- "Everything dies."

Evergreen (burning)- "It's burning brightly."

Evergreen (burnt)- "Used up and done for."

Log- "If trees could talk, they would scream at the sight of this."

Charcoal- "It is cold and dead, like my heart."

Pinecone- "A tiny life, ensconced in brittle death."

Spiky Tree

Spiky Tree- "A tree that only knows pain."

Spiky Tree (chopped)- "Its spikes were no protection."

Spiky Tree (burning)- "It burning."

Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Black like my heart."

Sapling

Sapling- "It's trying to grow up."

Sapling (picked)- "Maybe next time, sapling."

Sapling (burning)- "Consigned to the flames."

Sapling (picked up)- "I should plant this."

Twigs- "Plucked from the ground before their prime."

Grass

Grass- "It's just a tuft of grass."

Grass (picked)- "I like to kill small things."

Grass (barren)- "It needs poop."

Grass (burning)- "It smells funny."

Grass Tuft- "I should plant this."

Cut Grass- "I have killed it."

Berry Bush

Berry Bush- "A snack perchance?"

Berry Bush (picked)- "I shall have to wait."

Berry Bush (barren)- "It is barren."

Berry Bush (picked up)- "I should plant this."

Reeds

Reeds- "It's just a bunch of reeds."

Reeds (picked)- "I have just picked them."

Reeds (burning)- "Soon to be ashes."

Cut reeds- "I like to cut things up."

Plant

Plant- "An edible plant."

Plant (growing)- "Keep growing. I'll wait."

Plant (ready to be picked)- "It is ready for harvest."

Marsh Plant- "It's a plant."

Spiky bush- "A bush that always hurts."

Flower- "It's bright and cheery. Blech."

Evil Flower - "At least they're better than the other flowers."

Nature - Objects
Bee hive

Bee Hive- "A wretched hive of Scum and pollen."

Honeycomb- "Pieces of beehive, scattered."

Boulder

Boulder- "Even that is not permanent."

Rocks- "Some small rocks."

Flint- "A tiny blade-like rock."

Gold Nugget- "I will take it with me."

Graves

Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."

Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."

Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"

Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."

Grave- "Some day, I will join you."

Grave (dug)- "The earth has vomited up its secrets."

Koalefant tracks

Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Oh look. More dirt."

Animal Tracks- "Signs of the beast."

Wooden thing

Wooden Thing- "No good can come of this."

Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Is it half built, or half destroyed?"

Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I am sure the next realm will be even more horrible!"

Ring Thing- "It has no sharp edges."

Crank Thing- "It looks complicated."

Box Thing- "It contains a vital spark."

Metal Potato Thing- "What hidious creation!"

Wormhole

Wormhole (closed)- "Life doesn't always make sense."

Wormhole (open)- "No matter what is consumed, it is never satisfied."

Pond- "Ophelia, are you down there?"

Spider Den- "A nest of filth and villainy."

Spider Egg- "A tiny package full of death and destruction."

Rabbit Hole- "I'm too big to fall down there."

Nature - Caves
Plugged Sinkhole- "Someone is trying to keep the underground at bay."

Sinkhole- "A great evil lurks beneath the surface."

Rope to Surface- "The surface beckons."

Stalagmite- "The Earth gives up its bounty."

Spilagmite- "It is infested."

Mushtree- "Even the trees down here are weird."

Light Flower- "It looks fragile."

Light Bulb- "It's slowly burning out."

Fungal Turf- "Some ground."

Cave Banana Tree- "Poor plant, locked away from the sun."

Cave Banana- "The peel looks dangerous."

Fern- "A touch of color in the world of darkness."

Mobs - Monsters
Hounds

Hound- "Stay back, foul minion of evil!"

Red Hound- "His disposition is firey."

Blue Hound- "He has a cold, dead heart."

Hound's Tooth- "It's a... thing."

Spiders

Spider- "A creature of the night!"

Spider (sleeping)- "Evil is sleeping."

Spider (dead)- We will meet again some day."

Spider Warrior- "A warrior of the night!"

Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I must beware."

Spider Warrior (dead)- "We will meet again some day."

Silk- "So slippery and fine."

Krampus

Krampus- "hello, foul creature of the underworld."

Krampus Sack- "It smells of goat."

Tentacle

Tentacle- "That looks dangerous."

Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."

Tentacle spots- "These are better off unmentioned."

Big Tentacle- "This one is different."

Baby Tentacle- "Babies!"

Slurtle

Slurtle Mound- "The slurtles pop out when they outgrow it."

Slurtle- "He is mindlessly chasing after rocks."

Snurtle- "That one has a larger shell."

Slurtle Slime- "It shivers with slimy anticipation."

Broken Shell- "Pieces of broken slurtle dreams."

Snurtle Shell Armor- "Now I can hide from my problems."

Batilisk

Batilisk- "A creature of the night."

Guano- "The inevitable byproduct of life."

Batilisk Wing- "I wish I could fly away."

Cooked Batilisk Wing- "The once held such great potential." Notice: not a typo; it is the actual dialogue ingame.

Werepig- "A Creature of the night!"

Ghost- "He has risen from the grave!"

Cave Spider- "A cowardly spider."

Spitter- "He's chewing on something."

Mobs - Neutral Animals
Beefalo

Beefalo- "What demented thoughts must lie behind those eyes."

Beefalo (sleeping)- "What nightmares he must be having."

Beefalo (shaved)- "His nakedness is now on display."

Beefalo Wool- "Somewhere, a beefalo is naked and cold."

Beefalo Horn- "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."

Baby Beefalo- "Enjoy your youth. Soon you will learn the terrors of the real world."

Bee

Bee- "I'd steer clear of that stinger."

Bee (picked up)- (empty, bugged?)

Killer Bee- "A bee with a cold dead heart."

Killer bee (picked up)- "Be still little one."

Stinger- "Sharp and deadly."

Pig

Pig- "They are so standoffish."

Pig (following)- "I still feel alone."

Pig (dead)- "He is better off, now."

Pig Skin- "It still has a tail on it."

Frog

Frog- "He is little and warty."

Frog (sleeping)- "He's asleep."

Frog (dead)- "Life is small and short."

Koalefant- "A beast of solitude."

Bunnymen- "What tormented inner lives they must have."

Bunny Puff- "It contains his fuzzy wuzzy essence."

Rabbit Hutch- "It is not as edible as it looks."

Rock Lobster- "What terrible sights they have seen."

Mobs - Passive Animals
Butterfly

Butterfly- "Pretty, but short-lived."

Butterfly (picked up)- "I hold its life in my hands."

Birds

Crow- "Take thy beak from out my heart."

Crow (picked up)- "He is mine."

Crow Feather- "A crow feather."

Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?" (Generic)

Redbird (picked up)- " He likes my pocket."

Redbird feather- "A redbird feather."

Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Get away from my berries!"

Chester

Eye Bone- "It's looking into my soul."

Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "Not so much sleeping as... waiting."

Ashes of Eye Bone- "The eyebone was consumed by fire when I teleported!"

Chester- "A fuzzy ball of emptiness."

Rabbit

Rabbit- "He is wandering mindlessly, oblivious to his fate."

Rabbit (picked up)-"He is safely in my embrace."

Fireflies

Fireflies- "A tiny brightness in the dark."

Fireflies(picked up)- "Tiny lights, stranded from the world outside my pocket."

Mandrake

Mandrake- "The mighty mandrake. I should pick it at night."

Mandrake (following)- "Onward, my vegetable minion!"

Mandrake (dead)- "Alas, poor mandrake!"

Mobs - Tallbird family
Tallbird

Tallbird- "Free from the shackles of the sky."

Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."

Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg!"

Tallbird Egg

Tallbird Egg- "So full of potential."

Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "All that promise, snatched away. Not bad with bacon."

Hatching Tallbird Egg- "A tiny fragile being, strugling towards the light."

Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "I spared it the torment of living."

Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It cannot bear the heat."

Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Chilled by the darkness."

Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "A life sooner begun is a life sooner ended."

Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Soon now."

Smallbird

Smallbird- "Hello there little one."

Smallbird (hungry)- "Are you empty inside?"

Smallbird (starving)- "A black hole from which seeds never return."

Smallish Tallbird

Smallish Tallbird- "Will you leave me to?"

Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "We all try to fill the void."

Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Your true nature is revealed!"

Mobs - Bosses
Treeguard (Leif)- "He's huge!"

Living Log- "It is forever silently screaming."

Spider Queen- "She is regal in her horribleness."

Spider Hat- "Time to stare into the abyss."

Deerclops- "Death incarnate!"

Deerclops Eyeball- "What terrors it must see."

Mobs - Other
Maxwell- "I feel a strange kinship with him."

Pig King- "Live it up while you can, Your majesty."

Abigail- "That's my twin sister, Abigail."

Food - Meats
Monster Meat- "Evilness prevades it."

Eating Monster Meat- "That was not edible."

Cooked Monster Meat- "Cooked evil is still evil."

Eating Cooked Monster Meat- "This was not edible."

Meat- "It is still bloody."

Cooked meat- "The blood has been cooked away."

Drumstick- "I should gobble it."

Fried Drumstick- "Now it's even tastier."

Fish- "Now I shall eat for a day."

Cooked Fish- "Grilled to perfection."

Morsel- "It smells like tiny fear."

Cooked Morsel- "Fire has purified it."

Koalefant Trunk- "I would have preferred the ears."

Koalefant Trunk Steak- "It looks even worse now."

Frog Legs- "I've heard it's a delicacy."

Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like chicken."

Food - Fruits
Pomegranate- "It looks like the inside of an alien's brain."

Sliced Pomegranate- "Haute Cuisine!"

Durian- "Oh it smells!"

Extra Smelly Durian- "Now it smells even worse!"

Dragon Fruit- "What a weird fruit."

Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Still weird."

Berries- "These berries are tart."

Roasted Berries- "I don't think heat improved them."

Food - Vegetables
Corn- "High in fructose!"

Popcorn- "High in fructose!"

Carrot (in the ground)- "The earth is making plantbabies."

Carrot (picked up)- "It's a carrot."

Pumpkin- "It's as big as my head!"

Hot Pumpkin- "How did it turn into a pie..."

Eggplant- "It doesn't look like an egg."

Braised Eggplant- "It's even less eggy."

Food - Crock Pot
Most recipes- "I cooked it myself!"

Food - Other
Seeds- "Life, or at least the promise of it."

Roasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of 'em."

Honey- "A sweet, but fleeting treat."

Petals- "I have destroyed something beautiful."

Butterfly Wings- "No more can the butterfly soar."

Butter- "I wasn't expecting that."

Rot- "Everything turns to waste eventually."

Misc Items
Red Gem- "Red like my heart's blood."

Blue Gem- "Blue like... er... a sad bird?"

Beard Hair- "That's just nasty."

Manure- "Life is blood and this."

Graveyard Trinkets

Melty Marbles- "They are just melted together."

Fake Kazoo- "It's just a cheap replica."

Gord's Knot- "The knot is stuck. Forever."

Gnome- "It must be some kind of religious artifact."

Tiny Rocketship- "Sadly, it's too small for me to escape on."

Frazzled Wires- "Their electricy carrying days are over."

Ball and Cup- "I have no time for fun and games!"

Hardened Rubber Bung- "Great. All my tub stopping needs are met."

Mismatched Buttons- "I'm more of a zipper person, myself."

Second-hand Dentures- "I hope I get out of here before I needed these."

Lying robot- "He whispers beautiful lies to me."

Dessicated Tentacle- "I'm not sure what I should do with a dessicated tentacle."

Announcements
Generic- "It is unmentionable."

Battlecry- "Death will find you!"

Battlecry (on prey)- "Suffer, worm!"

Battlecry (Pig)- "Let death embrace you."

Battlecry (Spider)- "I shall send you to the other side."

Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "I will be your end."

Leaving combat- "You shall live. For now."

Torch (run out)- "Darkness has returned."

Boomerang (hit self)- "OW! That was karma."

Dusk- "The darkness will be here soon, I must prepare."

Entering light- "And there was light!"

Entering darkness- "The darkness has swallowed me."

Doing things in the dark- "The darkness! It is too dark!"

Failed to do something- "I can't do anything right."

Night Monster- "Demon! Show yourself!"

Night Monster (hurt by)- "I am attacked!"

Hound's are coming- "The hounds are baying."

Inventory full- "I can carry no more."

Eating- "Yum!"

Eating (spoiled food)- That food was nearing the end of its lifetime."

Eating (stale food)- "Was that stale?"

Eating (painful food)- "That was not edible."

Exiting a Wormhole- "I emerge into this world once more."

Koalefant (lost its trail)- "This trail leads nowhere."

Koalefant (found)- "I sense the beast's presence nearby."