Woodie quotes



"It's nothing a good chopping wouldn't fix."

- Woodie

This page lists all of Woodie's Character quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Base Game

 * Axe- "It's not as nice as Lucy."
 * Luxury Axe- "It's almost as nice as Lucy."
 * Lucy the Axe- "I love Lucy!"
 * Shovel- "Dig a hole. Plant a tree!"
 * Regal Shovel- "Time to dig golden holes."
 * Pickaxe- "Almost an axe, but not quite."
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "It's pretty, but can't chop down trees."
 * Razor- "A true lumberjack never shaves."
 * Razor (refusing to shave beard)- "I like my beard."
 * Razor (can't shave)- "You can't shave what's not hair."
 * Razor (nothing left)- "It's already shorn, eh?"
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I'm not going to try this while he's awake."
 * Hammer- "Everyone makes mistakes, eh?"
 * Pitchfork- "This really isn't my style."

Don't Starve Together

 * Feather Pencil- "The bird murder wasn't even necessary. Heh."
 * Brush- "You could debark a log with this thing."
 * Saddle- "Yep, that'll get us there."
 * War Saddle- "Makes me feel like a Mountie."
 * Glossamer Saddle- "Makes me feel like some sorta woodland nymph, eh?"
 * Saddlehorn- "Puts the critter back to how nature intended."
 * Salt Lick- "My mouth's dry just looking at it."
 * Salt Lick (burning)-
 * Salt Lick (burnt)-

Shipwrecked

 * Machete- "Ooh, that's a thing for choppin'."
 * Luxury Machete- "It chops AND sparkles!"

Base Game

 * Campfire (upon being built)- "Where's my guitar?"
 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "It uses wood."
 * Campfire (high)- "Uh oh! It's bit high!"
 * Fire Pit (high)- "I'm using too much wood too fast!"
 * Campfire (normal)- "I love a fire in the evening."
 * Fire Pit (normal)- "Mmmm. Smells woody."
 * Campfire (low)- "I should probably do something aboot that, eh?"
 * Fire Pit (low)- "There should be some wood around here somewhere."
 * Campfire (embers)- "It's almost gone."
 * Fire Pit (embers)- "I should go chop some wood for that, eh?"
 * Campfire (out)- "It was good while it lasted."
 * Fire Pit (out)- "If only I had some wood."
 * Torch- "Trees by torchlight."
 * Miner Hat- "Down deep in a coal mine."
 * Torch (out)- "My light ran out!"
 * Miner Hat (out)- "My mining days are over."
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "It better not tip over."
 * Lantern- "High tech!"

Reign of Giants

 * Endothermic Fire (upon being built)- "Where's my electric guitar?"
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (upon being built)- "It uses wood."
 * Endothermic Fire (high)- "Uh oh! It's bit high!"
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "I'm using too much wood too fast!"
 * Endothermic Fire (normal)- "I love a cold fire in the evening."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (normal)- "Mmmm. Smells woody."
 * Endothermic Fire (low)- "I should probably do something aboot that, eh?"
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "There should be some wood around here somewhere."
 * Endothermic Fire (embers)- "It's almost gone."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "I should go chop some wood for that, eh?"
 * Endothermic Fire (out)- "It was good while it lasted."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "If only I had some wood."
 * Moggles- "Now featuring night-time chopping!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Fire Pit (high)- "Too much wood, too fast!"
 * Endothermic Fire (upon being built)- "This'll make it feel more like home."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "That's too much wood too fast!"
 * Mushlight (off)- "My kind of décor."
 * Mushlight (on)- "Soak in that all-natural light, Lucy."
 * Mushlight (burnt)- "Whose bright idea was it to kill the lights?"
 * Glowcap (off)- "It oughta be green like a lush, choppable, forest."
 * Glowcap (on)- "It illuminates with all the colors of the wind."
 * Glowcap (burnt)- "That got charred real good."
 * Willow's Lighter- "Keep it away from the trees!"

Shipwrecked

 * Chiminea (upon being built)- "It's like armor for fire."
 * Chiminea (high)- "
 * Chiminea (normal)- "
 * Chiminea (low)- "
 * Chiminea (embers)- "
 * Chiminea (out)- "
 * Bottle Lantern- "You okay in there, glowin' buddies?"
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Looks like the perfect place to light a fire."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "
 * Tar Lamp- "Simple little light, that."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Lil water never stopped a woodsman."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "
 * Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "
 * Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "
 * Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "
 * Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "

Base Game

 * Backpack- "That's my rucksack."
 * Piggyback- "I used all parts of the pig."
 * Bird Trap- "I'll show those birds yet!"
 * Bug Net- "It can collect skeeters."
 * Fishing Rod- "I should spend some time at the lake."
 * Straw Roll- "I've slept on worse back at the lumber camp."
 * Fur Roll- "I love camping."
 * Tent- "I'm used to sleeping in worse."
 * Trap- "Work smarter, eh?"
 * Honey Poultice- "At least I didn't have to pay for it."
 * Healing Salve- "Healthiness in goo form."
 * Umbrella- "This will keep my beard dry, eh?"
 * Compass-
 * N- "True North."
 * S- "South."
 * E- "East."
 * W- "West."
 * NE- "Northeast."
 * SE- "Southeast."
 * NW- "Northwest."
 * SW- "Southwest."
 * Compass (generic)- "Points to True North."
 * Compass (broken)- "I'll always have the North in my heart."

Reign of Giants

 * Insulated Pack- "Good for long hikes."
 * Luxury Fan- "A traditional Canadian fan."
 * Siesta Lean-to- "Naps are important during a long day of chopping."
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep and in cave)- "I prefer to siesta between chopping sessions, not at night."
 * Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "My belly is rumbling. I'd never be able to relax."
 * Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "Can't siesta, something chasing me."
 * Tent (overheating)- "
 * Tent (burnt)- "I don't think it can still be considered a tent."
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It's a husk."
 * Thermal Stone- "We call those 'night rocks' back home."
 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Brrr! It's frozen."
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's gone cold, eh?"
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's getting a bit... medium."
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "I could chop all winter with that in my pocket!"
 * Pretty Parasol- "This will keep my beard moderately dry, eh?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Backpack- "That's a decent looking rucksack."
 * Piggyback- "Used all the parts of the pig."
 * Umbrella- "Something like that'd keep my beard dry, eh?"
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's getting a bit... tepid."
 * Pretty Parasol- "That there could keep my beard moderately dry, eh?"
 * Telltale Heart- "I need to share this with somebody!"
 * Booster Shot- "This should cure those sniffles."
 * Waterballoon- "Could be fun times lobbin' these around."
 * Whirly Fan- "I'm not used to the heat in this place!"
 * Whirly Fan (broken)- "I guess I'll just have to suffer now."
 * Bernie (held)- "Cute, ain't he Luce?"
 * Bernie (inactive)- "It's all scorched."
 * Bernie (active)- "I guess I should be used to weird stuff by now."
 * Bernie (broken)- "Poor lil' guy."
 * Bundling Wrap- "The paper's brown. Like wood."
 * Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "I need some things to wrap first, eh?"
 * Bundled Supplies- "What's inside? Hope it's logs."

Shipwrecked

 * Thatch Pack- "Now I can carry more delicious wood."
 * Booty Bag- "A bag for my booty."
 * Sea Sack- "It's for holding my treasures."
 * Chef Pouch- "
 * Tropical Fan- "I'm not used to the heat in this place!"
 * Silly Monkey Ball- "What're you smiling at?"
 * Tropical Parasol- "I think I did a pretty good job on this 'breller."
 * Anti Venom- "Tastes awful, but it works!"
 * Palm Leaf Hut- "The best shelter a woodcutter could ask for."
 * Palm Leaf Hut (burnt)- "

Base Game

 * Crock Pot (empty)- "It seems a waste to just leave it sitting there empty."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "It'll be a bit longer, eh?"
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Oh boy! Here it comes!"
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Time for supper!"
 * Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "Not the greatest idea, eh?"
 * Bee Box- "Bees!"
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "I get hungry just looking at it."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "I could get more if I waited."
 * Bee Box (full of honey)- "Honey!"
 * Basic and Improved Farm- "I prefer larger plants."
 * Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "They'll never reach chopping size."
 * Basic and Improved Farm (finished)- "Time for grub."
 * Basic and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "I think it needs some poop."
 * Ice Box- "Ahhhh. Reminds me of home."
 * Drying Rack- "It's set up... just add meat."
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "This is like watching meat dry."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "That looks done."

Reign of Giants

 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "Burned to a crisp."
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "No, not the bees!"
 * Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "If it was a tree farm, I'd be sad."
 * Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "This is like watching meat dry in rain."
 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "Its usefulness has dried up."
 * Bucket-o-poop- "Poop belongs in a bucket, not on the ground."

Don't Starve Together

 * Bee Box- "Buzzers!"
 * Bee Box (full of honey)- "Maple syrup substitute!"
 * Crock Pot (refusing to cook, generic)- "That's not really in my wheelhouse, sorry."
 * Crock Pot (refusing to cook, in use)- "Careful now, don't burn it."
 * Crock Pot (refusing to cook, too far)- "I gotta get closer, eh?"
 * Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It needs a bit of help getting started."
 * Mushroom Planter (some)- "There we go. Everyone needs a bit of help sometimes."
 * Mushroom Planter (lots)- "It's doing real well on it's own."
 * Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Doesn't need us no more."
 * Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "That rotten log needs replacing."
 * Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "If a log burns in the forest does it hurt my feelings? Yes. It does."
 * Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "Everybody's got hardships, eh?"

Shipwrecked

 * Mussel Stick- "The mussels can't get enough of this thing."
 * Mussel Bed- "Not doin' me any good unplanted."
 * Portable Crock Pot (held)- "Sure makes the camp smell nice."
 * Portable Crock Pot (empty)- "
 * Portable Crock Pot (cooking)- "
 * Portable Crock Pot (ready)- "
 * Fish Farm (empty)- "Need to get ahold of fish eggs for that."
 * Fish Farm (growing)- "
 * Fish Farm (ready)- "

Base Game

 * Science Machine- "I don't trust all this science stuff."
 * Alchemy Engine- "This is getting strange."
 * Thermal Measurer- "We can build these half as tall back home."
 * Rainometer- "Rain makes the trees grow."
 * Lightning Rod- "Weather's not going to get the drop on me now."
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "It's pretty like the northern lights."
 * Gunpowder- "Never did like this stuff."

Reign of Giants

 * Science Machine (burnt)- "How did it get burned?!"
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Well, it obeys some basic laws of physics."
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "The ones from home don't burn."
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "Its knowledge of rain didn't keep it from being burned."
 * Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Lazy thing."
 * Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Save the trees!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It craves wood."
 * Electrical Doodad- "I don't even begin to understand how this thing works."

Don't Starve Together

 * Electrical Doodad- "I won't even pretend to know how that works."
 * Cartographer's Desk- "Heh. Has a little compass and everything."
 * Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Looks like the map ends here."
 * Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Eh, I prefer to just wander around the woods anyway."
 * Potter's Wheel- "Oughta put a block of cut stone up there."
 * Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Back to whittling."
 * Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "I'd prefer wood, personally."
 * Potter's Wheel (Marble or Cut Stone placed)- "I'm really more of a whittler."
 * Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "I should probably use what's up there first."
 * Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Hm. Not bad, eh?"
 * Potter's Wheel (sketch already known)- "No sense having two of the same recipe."

Shipwrecked

 * Sea Lab- "Doesn't seem like the best place, but here I am."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (empty and high)- "Furiously icy! Reminds me of home."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (medium)- "It's pumping along nicely."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Gettin' low."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "It'll give out any second."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It's hooped."
 * Quacken Drill- "Could loosen some good tar with that right there."

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomploshrine- "It seems a bit show-offy to me."

Base Game

 * Spear- "It lacks the heft of a good solid axe."
 * Ham Bat- "What a waste of good ham."
 * Boomerang- "That looks hard to throw."
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Sorry! Clumsy me!"
 * Blow Dart- "Let's see what my huge lungs can do with this!"
 * Sleep Dart- "I can make my escape if I use this!"
 * Fire Dart- "This seems a bit aggressive."
 * Football Helmet- "Will this give me hockey hair?"
 * Grass Suit- "It's better than nothing."
 * Log Suit- "It fits me so well!"
 * Marble Suit- "It's hard to swing an axe while wearing this."
 * Bee Mine- "I don't know if the bees like this."
 * Tooth Trap- "This seems a bit rough."
 * Death (mob)- "What did I say?"

Reign of Giants

 * Scalemail- "Plaid is all the armour I need."
 * Morning Star- "That's mighty nifty."
 * Weather Pain- "I prefer to chop the trees myself."

Don't Starve Together

 * Blow Dart- "Anyone want a demonstration of my impressive lungpower?"
 * Sleep Dart- "A couple blows on that and you can escape just aboot anything!"
 * Battle Helm- "Pretty snappy looking."
 * Battle Spear- "Who needs a spear when you got ol' Luce?"
 * Electric Dart- "Gross bird parts made an okay weapon, I guess."
 * Tail o' Three Cats- "I hope I don't hurt the little critters with this."
 * Napsack- "Some folks around here could use the shuteye."

Shipwrecked

 * Poison Spear- "This spear has a little extra bite."
 * Poison Dart- "Aim for a main vein, eh?"
 * Coconade- "I'm gonna do some serious damage with this."
 * Coconade (lit)- "Time to run!"
 * Spear Gun (empty)- "This is one skookum weapon!"
 * Spear Gun- "
 * Poison Spear Gun- "
 * Obsidian Spear Gun- "
 * Battle Spear Gun- "
 * Cutlass Supreme- "That's a pretty neat little cutter, eh?"
 * Horned Helmet- "This is a hat befitting a Northerner."
 * Seashell Suit- "This doesn't seem very hardy."
 * Limestone Suit- "Makes me feel pretty tough, eh?"
 * Cactus Armour- "Pretty prickly protection, eh?"

Base Game

 * Birdcage- "It's where I try to make birds reform their evil ways."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Think aboot what you've done, bird!"
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "They look so innocent when they dream."
 * Pig House- "A little duct tape would fix that right up."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "It's bacon-stuffed."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Sorry! I'm not looking in!"
 * Rabbit Hutch- "Is it carrot flavoured?"
 * Hay Wall (inventory and placed)- "I could sneeze it over."
 * Wood Wall (inventory and placed)- "I like the look of that!"
 * Stone Wall (inventory and placed)- "Safe and secure, eh?"
 * Chest- "Wood is so handy! Look at all the things you can make!"
 * Sign- "Is there anything wood can't do?"
 * Potted Fern- "It shows my love of plant life."

Reign of Giants

 * Pig House (burnt)- "A mere shell of its former glory."
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Is it roasted carrot flavoured?"
 * Hay Wall (burnt)- "Well that escalated quickly."
 * Wood Wall (burnt)- "I miss the old you."
 * Chest (burnt)- "Wood does have a downside, though..."
 * Scaled Chest- "Gaudy if you ask me."
 * Sign (burnt)- "Wood is the best at burning."

Don't Starve Together

 * Birdcage- "Where I try to make birds reform their evil ways."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Sorry! I'm not peeping, I swear!"
 * Potted Fern- "I do love me some plant life."
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "I'll get you something to eat soon buddy."
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "He's got a hankering for some poutine!"
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "I'm sorry. I failed you."
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "That's starting to smell."
 * Sign (empty)- "Is there something wood can't do?"
 * Directional Sign (empty)- "Let's give our neighbours some guidance."
 * Directional Sign (burnt)- "Wood is the best at burning."
 * Mini Sign (held)- "Good, sturdy wood."
 * Mini Sign (empty)- "What is this... some sort of sign?"
 * Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "I won't get it right unless I have the item in front of me."
 * Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Is there anything wood can't do?"
 * End Table (empty)- "Such a beaut of a wood table shouldn't be hidden by a cloth."
 * End Table (flowers)- "A little bit of nature makes everything nicer."
 * End Table (new light source)- "About time we brightened this place up, eh?"
 * End Table (old light source)- "We need bulbs, eh."
 * End Table (wilted)- "Well, that's that."
 * End Table (burnt)- "A burnt wood table."
 * Friendly Scarecrow- "He's doing the world a service."
 * Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Glad that's not me."
 * Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Great, now those feathered hosers are gonna run wild."
 * Moon Rock Wall (held)- "It's not much use like that."
 * Moon Rock Wall- "Looks nice'n'sturdy."
 * Scaled Furnace- "I'm sweaty enough without help from a furnace."
 * Wardrobe- "It's hard to stay neat and tidy in the woods."
 * Wardrobe (burning)- "Wood is the best at burning."
 * Wardrobe (burnt)- "Not so useful now, eh?"
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "Ouch. Do I not look skookum enough already?"
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "Better it than a tree."
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, in use)- "Could you hand me my plaid shirt while you're in there?"
 * Wood Fence and Gate (held)- "A good project for a lazy afternoon."
 * Wood Fence- "That's a good lookin' fence."
 * Wood Gate- "Some nice woodwork there."
 * Potted Succulent- "Ain't a tree, but ain't bad."

Shipwrecked

 * Sand Castle- "Who knew sand could look so good."
 * Sand Castle (sand)- "Looks good."
 * Prime Ape Hut- "Where the keeners sleep."
 * Prime Ape Hut (burnt)- "
 * Wildbore House- "Looks like a house fulla hosers."
 * Wildbore House (burnt)- "
 * Limestone Wall (held)- "Why build walls when we could build bridges?"
 * Limestone Wall- "That's a wall, eh."
 * Dragoon Den- "That doesn't look like a beaver dam."
 * Sandbag (held)- "A tiny portable dam."
 * Sandbag- "Building dams is my specialty."
 * Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "I'm ready for adventure, eh!"
 * Seaworthy (SW world)- "Looks hooped to me."
 * Buoy- "Floatin' through life. Got the right idea, eh?"
 * Sea Chest- "How's it stay afloat when it's full?"
 * Ballphin Palace- "Not quite as nice as a seaside cabin, but it'll do."
 * Sea Wall (held)- "Just plop'r down wherever."
 * Sea Wall- "

Base Game

 * Wooden Flooring- "Flooring fit for a king!"
 * Carpeted Flooring- "Too classy for my taste."
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "Looks like one of those city-people outhouses."
 * Other Turfs- "Just some ground, eh?"

Reign of Giants

 * All Turfs- "Just some ground, eh?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Scaled Flooring- "Fire doesn't quite take here, eh?"

Shipwrecked

 * All Turfs- "Just some ground, eh?"

Base Game

 * Rope- "Good for holding stuff to other stuff."
 * Boards- "So smooth. You can really see the grain."
 * Cut Stone- "Part of the Canadian shield."
 * Papyrus- "I'd rather chop than write."
 * Purple Gem- "It's nothing a good chopping wouldn't fix."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "All of my fears in liquid form, eh?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Cratered Moonrock- "I think it's missing something."
 * Marble Bean- "The magical fruit."
 * Beeswax- "Yeesh, that's waxy."
 * Wax Paper- "A good place to spit out your gum."

Shipwrecked

 * Cloth- "How do I dye it plaid?"
 * Limestone- "I crushed up that pretty coral to make this."
 * Empty Bottle- "What was in it?"
 * Coral Nubbin- "Uncomfortably smooth."

Base Game

 * Meat Effigy- "I look good in wood."
 * Prestihatitator- "I like to call it the 'Hat Machine!'"
 * Shadow Manipulator- "OK, I kind of get it now."
 * Pan Flute- "I only sing for Lucy."
 * Night Light- "What kind of darkness is that?"
 * Night Armour- "It makes me queasy to look at."
 * Dark Sword- "Nightmares can't hurt ye!"
 * One-Man Band- "I stand on guard for thee!"
 * Bat Bat- "A mouse with wings?"
 * Belt of Hunger- "It tickles, I think it's still alive."
 * Chilled Amulet- "Just need a beverage to cool now, eh?"
 * Nightmare Amulet- "The sparkle is gone from the gem."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "Always have a backup plan."
 * Fire Staff- "I don't trust this magic business."
 * Ice Staff- "It reminds me of home."
 * Telelocator Staff (1)- "Just another use for wood."
 * Telelocator Staff (2)- "I wonder what this thing does."
 * Telelocator Focus (full)- "It's ready, but am I?"
 * Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "Needs gems, eh?"
 * Telelocator Socket (full)- "Looks ready."
 * Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It'll need a gem."

Reign of Giants

 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "I don't look as good burnt."
 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "This is why I don't use hat warmers."
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Nope, lost it."
 * Old Bell- "I'm amazed it makes such a crisp sound."

Don't Starve Together

 * Meat Effigy- "All my buddies could be improved with wood."
 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "That's a shame, that."
 * Fire Staff- "I don't trust any sort of magic business."
 * Ocuvigil- "That's an odd looking tree."
 * Ocuvigil (burning)- "
 * Ocuvigil (burnt)- "
 * Moon Dial (generic)- "Do I really need to be reminded of the moon during the day?"
 * Moon Dial (new moon)- "The moon's gone for now. Phew."
 * Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon's waxing again."
 * Moon Dial (full moon)- "Not a good night to have a curse, but then when's it ever?"
 * Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon's waning. Time for some peace and quiet."
 * Moon Dial (in Caves)- "We're free from the moon's reach down here."
 * Moon Dial (Werebeaver)- "Just about time again, Lucy."
 * The Lazy Deserter- "Some sort of sandy transportation."
 * The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Get a move on."

Shipwrecked

 * Piratihatitator- "That's a funny lookin' contraption, eh?"
 * Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Not so funny anymore."
 * Dripple Pipes- "I'm more of a guitar player."

Base Game

 * Sewing Kit- "I'm pretty good at sewing."
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "Where I'm from these would only work in the fall."
 * Straw Hat- "It will keep the sun off my head."
 * Beefalo Hat- "Now I'm the king of the beefalo!"
 * Beekeeper Hat- "This will keep the bees out of my eyes."
 * Feather Hat- "I don't want to wear that... thing."
 * Winter Hat- "It's a nice toque, eh?"
 * Top Hat- "It's too fancy."
 * Dapper Vest- "It's not plaid, but it'll do."
 * Breezy Vest- "Nice and breezy."
 * Puffy Vest- "This could stand up to the winters back home, eh?"
 * Bush Hat- "It's good for hiding from nature."
 * Garland- "I think it looks nice with my red hair."
 * Walking Cane- "It's good for the back country."

Reign of Giants

 * Cat Cap- "Traditional garb of a woodsman."
 * Fashion Melon- "You can call me Mr. Melon."
 * Ice Cube- "I could chop this if I had to."
 * Rain Coat- "For chopping in the rain."
 * Rain Hat- "Always keep a dry head while chopping."
 * Summer Frest- "I'm still not convinced plaid isn't all-weather wear."
 * Floral Shirt- "I really prefer plaid."
 * Eyebrella- "Always good to have something watching over you."
 * Hibearnation Vest- "Now this is some proper winter gear."

Don't Starve Together

 * Straw Hat- "It'll keep the sun off yer head."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "That'll keep the bees out of yer eyes."
 * Feather Hat- "I want nothing to do with that... thing."
 * Garland- "I think wildflowers look nice with my red hair."
 * Fashion Melon- "Well, points for creativity."
 * Trusty Tape- "Makes me feel right at home."
 * Fashion Goggles- "Seems pretty useless."
 * Desert Goggles- "That's easy on the eyes."
 * Funcap- "That there'll make you one with the forest."

Shipwrecked

 * Brain of Thought- "I feel like a bit of a keener when I put it on."
 * Snakeskin Hat- "Now would this be a 'touque' or a 'tuque'?"
 * Snakeskin Jacket- "I feel so suave in it."
 * Blubber Suit- "It's not very flattering, eh?"
 * Windbreaker- "I feel right at home in this, eh."
 * Tar Suit- "You do what you gotta to survive."
 * Particulate Purifier- "Nothin' stinks when I got this on."
 * Sleek Hat- "It's a speed toque, eh?"
 * Shark Tooth Crown- "It's a hat made of teeth."
 * Dumbrella- "Double the protection!"

Shipwrecked

 * Log Raft- "My specialty!"
 * Raft- "Pitiful little boat."
 * Row Boat- "Powered by elbow grease."
 * Cargo Boat- "I'd prefer cargo shorts."
 * Armoured Boat- "As safe as it gets, eh."
 * Encrusted Boat- "More 'crusty' than 'encrusted'."
 * Surfboard- "
 * The 'Sea Legs'- "Fancy, but it seems a little slow."
 * Boat Repair Kit- "Patch'er up, eh?"
 * Thatch Sail- "I've got the wind in my sails."
 * Cloth Sail- "This should help me get around."
 * Snakeskin Sail- "Sailin' in style."
 * Feather Lite Sail- "Seems touchin' all those gross feathers was worth it."
 * Iron Wind- "Looks speedy."
 * Boat Torch- "I can go night fishing, eh?"
 * Boat Lantern- "It's a boat light."
 * Boat Cannon- "This'll blow'em up real good!"
 * Quackering Ram- "I've turned the seabird's evil against it!"
 * Sea Trap (held and placed)- "I'm looking forward to a wobster dinner."
 * Sea Yard (running)- "Open for business."
 * Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "
 * Tar Extractor (off)- "
 * Tar Extractor (on)- "It's running like a dream."
 * Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "
 * Trawl Net- "The fishes should swim right into this."
 * Trawl Net (equipped)- "
 * Trawl Net (full)- "
 * Trawl Net (extremely full)- "
 * Trawl Net (detached)- "Come to me, fishes!"
 * Trawl Net (sinking)- "
 * Spyglass- "Helps my eyesight, eh?"
 * Super Spyglass- "As easy as looking out over the plains of Alberta, eh."
 * Captain Hat- "I hope I don't go down with the ship."
 * Pirate Hat- "It's the pirate's life for me now."
 * Lucky Hat- "Could do with a pair of woolly earflaps."
 * Life Jacket- "Makes me feel safe."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Machete- "It singes everything it touches."
 * Obsidian Axe- "An axe... with fire?! Watch out, Lucy, you've got competition!"
 * Obsidian Spear- "This is one fiery spear."
 * Obsidian Armour- "Hot stuff, eh?"
 * Obsidian Coconade- "It packs a major punch."
 * Howling Conch- "I can hear the chimes of twenty-nine bells."
 * Sail Stick- "The Northern winds are at my disposal."
 * Volcano Staff- "The power of the volcano is in my hand."

Base Game

 * Thulecite- "It's the wood of the caves!"
 * Thulecite Wall (held)- "Heh, stoned again eh?"
 * Thulecite Wall- "Crumbling but still secure, eh?"
 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "I think it's off."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "This thing just turned on!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's vibrating!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "It's going crazy!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "It's settling down."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "It's nearly still."
 * Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I think it's off."
 * The Lazy Forager- "This'll make the chores go by quicker!"
 * Magiluminescence- "I could cut wood at night with this."
 * Construction Amulet- "I've always been better at cuttin' anyways."
 * The Lazy Explorer- "This will help me get around quickly."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "Useful in a pinch!"
 * Deconstruction Staff- "This'll help me dismantle stuff!"
 * Pick/Axe- "It's... it's beautiful."
 * Thulecite Crown- "It's no toque, but it'll do."
 * Thulecite Suit- "That'll stop the hurt."
 * Thulecite Club- "Metal on a stick."
 * Houndius Shootius (held)- "This needs to be installed properly."
 * Houndius Shootius- "That'll drive the hosers off."

Don't Starve Together

 * Construction Amulet- "I get a bit of a weird feeling around these things."

Don't Starve Together

 * Birds of the World- "I already know more than enough aboot those things."
 * Applied Horticulture- "Does it grow trees?"
 * Sleepytime Stories- "The perfect book for a full moon."
 * The End is Nigh!- "I know better than to mess with that, eh."
 * On Tentacles- "They don't have tentacles in Canada."

Shipwrecked

 * Joy of Volcanology- "That there ain't right."

Don't Starve Together

 * Map Scroll (empty)- "Is it still a map if nothing's on it?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Kittykit- "Giving it pats is relaxing."
 * Vargling- "Man and robot's best friend."
 * Ewelet- "Heh, it feels like a beard."
 * Broodling- "Don't start no forest fires now, buddy."
 * Glomglom- "Charmingly chubby."
 * Giblet- "Look, it's not you. It's me."

Don't Starve Together

 * Carved Hornucopia- "Well, I did say I had a hankering for 'stone fruit'."
 * Bubble Pipe Carving- "Kitschy. Just how Lucy and I like it."
 * Pawn Figure- "Just a humble peasant, really."
 * Rook Figure- "Pfft, tacky."
 * Knight Figure- "I miss horses."
 * Bishop Figure- "That's not really my sort of thing, eh?"
 * Queenly Figure- "I don't tend to trust anyone without a face. Lucy excluded, of course."
 * Kingly Figure- "Looks like a bit of a hoser."
 * Deerclops Figure- "Fine detail on that base."
 * Bearger Figure- "Good use of stone."
 * Moose/Goose Figure- "Looks sturdy."
 * Dragonfly Figure- "Good stonework."
 * Knight, Bishop, and Rook Figures (shaking on new moon)- "Get ready, Lucy."

Hallowed Nights

 * Candy Bag- "That there bag could hold a whole heap of candy."
 * Candy Apple- "Even the stick is delicious."
 * Candy Corn- "Don't worry, I'll eat enough for the both of us, Lucy."
 * Catcoon Candy- "These ones don't puke. I like 'em."
 * Choco Pigs- "Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."
 * Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "I'll tell you what it tastes like, Lucy."
 * Gummy Spider- "Yeesh. That's a lot of candy legs."
 * Jelly Worm- "Not too bad, eh?"
 * Not-So-Candy Corn- "Just a regular ol' cob of corn."
 * Raisins- "Eh. I don't mind 'em."
 * "Raisins"- "Not sure that's food, eh?"
 * Candy Lice- "Not the biggest fan of bugs."
 * Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "It's pretty good stuff."
 * Lava Pepper- "Lucy doesn't like it when I eat spice."
 * Broken Stake- "What a waste of wood, eh?"
 * Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "I'd rather my future be a surprise."
 * Empty Elixir- "Doesn't even have a label."
 * Faux Fangs- "More intimidating than beaver teeth."
 * Monkey Paw- "That right there's a bad time waitin' to happen."
 * Spider Ring- "Creepy."
 * Binoculars- "Looks like a pair of binoculars."
 * Lone Glove- "Oh, the gloves're comin' off now!"
 * Snail Scale- "It's a snail-shaped scale, eh?"
 * Goop Canister- "Got no idea what that's for."
 * Toy Cobra- "Better than meeting a real one, eh?"
 * Crocodile Toy- "Get along, lil gator."
 * Broken Terrarium- "Smashed to bits."
 * Odd Radio- "What sorta shows d'you think it gets?"
 * Broken Hairdryer- "I prefer to let mine air dry."

Winter's Feast

 * Gift Wrap- "Should we do something nice today, Lucy?"
 * Gift- "They're just as fun to give as they are to receive."
 * Festive Tree Planter- "I'm sure I have an extra pine cone somewhere."
 * Festive Tree Planter (burnt)- "Too bad. Made the place feel real cozy."
 * Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "All holidays should revolve around trees."
 * Winter's Feast Tree- "Must... not chop..."
 * Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Such senseless violence."
 * Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Too bad. Made the place feel real cozy."
 * Gingerbread Cookie- "It's a gingerbread lumberjack."
 * Eternal Fruitcake- "That thing just ain't right."
 * Sugar Cookie- "Always had a soft spot for a good holiday cookie."
 * Candy Cane- "Satisfies the sweet tooth."
 * Chocolate Log Cake- "All the taste and none of the splinters!"
 * Plum Pudding- "Hard to complain about this whole "Feast" business."
 * Apple Cider- "Doesn't fall far from the cider tree."
 * Hot Cocoa- "Perfect for drinking next to a good fire, eh?"
 * Heavenly Eggnog- "Psst, Lucy. Do I have a 'nog moustache?"
 * Festive Bauble- "For hanging on the unchopped tree with care."
 * Festive Light- "What do you think, Lucy? Decorate, or chop?"
 * Magnificent Adornment- "Y'know, I do believe that was worth it."

Year of the Gobbler/Varg

 * Gobbler Shrine- "I'm not giving anything to those birds!"
 * Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "Could use a touch of green."
 * Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "It's all burnt up."
 * Red Pouch- "It's Lucy-colour."
 * Lucky Gold Nugget- "I could use a bit of luck."
 * Red Firecrackers- "Let's not set them off in the forest."
 * Red Lantern- "This little light of mine."
 * Lucky Fan- "It had to be birds, didn't it?"
 * Lucky Beast Head- "That's a sight, eh?"
 * Lucky Beast Body- "Nice needlework."
 * Lucky Beast Tail- "Well, somebody's gotta do it."
 * Varg Shrine- "Nice and toasty."
 * Varg Shrine (empty)- "Gotta warm this doghouse up, eh?"
 * Varg Shrine (burnt)- "Burned up."
 * Lucky Whistle- "I usually do my own animal calls."
 * Clay Hound- "Earth hounds!"
 * Clay Hound (statue)- "Someone carved each individual hair."
 * Clay Varg- "Look at the size of you."
 * Clay Varg (statue)- "Wonder where that sculpture came from."
 * Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "Some plans for a fancy stone carving."
 * Hound Figure- "All the dog, none of the smell."
 * Varg Figure- "Not a wood sculpture, but it'll do."

The Forge

 * Battlemaster Pugna- "He seems confused, eh?"
 * Pit Pig- "I feel bad beatin' up such a little thing."
 * Crocommander- "Keep them chompers to yourself."
 * Snortoise- "Gotta keep that one from hiding, eh?"
 * Scorpeon- "That acid'll be a problem, eh?"
 * Boarilla- "Mighty powerful right hook on that hoser."
 * Grand Forge Boarrior- "Tough guy, eh?"
 * Ancient Gateway (off)- "Don't trust that as far as I can throw it."
 * Ancient Gateway (on)- "Let's head back to camp, Lucy."
 * Ancient Anchor (empty)- "Needs another piece."
 * Ancient Anchor (key)- "Looks good."
 * Forge Portal- "Better keep an eye on that."
 * Battle Standard- "Let's chop that Battle Standard!"
 * Baby Spider- "Better small spiders than big, I suppose."
 * Magma Golem- "What an odd little fellow."
 * Living Staff- "Someone else'd put that to better use."
 * Infernal Staff- "I'll leave it to someone more magic-inclined."
 * Petrifying Tome- "I'm leaving that to the experts."
 * Tome of Beckoning- "I'd rather stick with my axe, thanks."
 * Forging Hammer- "Packs a wallop."
 * Pith Pike- "I'd take a stab at it."
 * Spiral Spear- "I could give it a whirl."
 * Riled Lucy- "Something's different aboot you, Lucy."
 * Darts- "I'm not much of a shot."
 * Molten Darts- "Someone else'll make better use out of it."
 * Reed Tunic- "Won't do anyone much good."
 * Feathered Reed Tunic- "Does nothing fast."
 * Wood Armor- "Better wood armor than nothin'."
 * Jagged Wood Armor- "Looks sharp, eh?"
 * Silken Wood Armor- "Good for a little recharge."
 * Stone Splint Mail- "Looks pretty safe, eh?"
 * Steadfast Stone Armor- "No one'd push you around in that."
 * Barbed Helm- "I'd swing an axe a little harder with that."
 * Nox Helm- "I could do some real damage with that."
 * Resplendent Nox Helm- "Get a loada that hat!"
 * Feathered Wreath- "I don't think agility is my thing, eh?"
 * Crystal Tiara- "They're reinvigorating rocks."
 * Clairvoyant Crown- "I don't see much use for that."
 * Woven Garland- "I oughta leave that for someone else."
 * Flower Headband- "That flower'd look nice with my beard."
 * Blossomed Wreath- "That'll make ya quick on yer feet."
 * Started revival- "You fell like a tree, eh?"
 * Finished revival- "There we go."
 * Revived- "Lucy'll never let me live that down."
 * Refusing inappropriate weapon- "I ain't too keen on that, eh?"

Base Game

 * Evergreen- "It's calling to me!"
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "Lucy would want me to chop it down."
 * Spiky Tree- "Trees shouldn't fight back!"
 * Evergreen (stump)- "Ahhhh!"
 * Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Another one!"
 * Spiky Tree (stump)- "It was a hard battle, but I won."
 * Evergreen (burning)- "Nooo! I could have chopped it!"
 * Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "I'm sorry!"
 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "That's what you get for being spiky!"
 * Evergreen (burnt)- "What a waste."
 * Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "I feel terrible!"
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "It deserved it."
 * Evergreen (sapling)- "Here comes a tree!"
 * Log- "It makes it all worthwhile."
 * Log (burning)- "Oh no! The fruits of my labour!"
 * Charcoal- "This makes me a bit sad."
 * Pine Cone- "I should grow it and then chop it down!"
 * Marble Tree- "Even Lucy can't chop that one down."
 * Totally Normal Tree- "I feel conflicted, eh?"
 * Totally Normal Tree (stump)-
 * Living Log- "I am going to keep you, and call you Frank."
 * Sapling- "I want to see it grow so that I can chop it down."
 * Sapling (picked)- "Picking isn't as fun as chopping."
 * Sapling (burning)- "Aw! He barely had a chance!"
 * Sapling (held)- "Mmmmm. It's all twiggy."
 * Twigs- "I should build a tiny axe to chop these."
 * Grass Tuft- "Looks like kindling."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "It's gone all nubbly."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "I need to poop on it."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "I hope that doesn't spread to the trees."
 * Grass Tuft (held)- "It makes my eyes water."
 * Cut Grass- "I think I might be allergic to this."
 * Berry Bush- "Saskatoon berries?"
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "No berries left!"
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "It needs a good poopin'"
 * Berry Bush (burning)- "Can't save it now."
 * Berry Bush (held)- "Time for a little landscaping."
 * Reeds- "Reeds."
 * Reeds (picked)- "They'll be back."
 * Reeds (burning)- "Fire makes me nervous."
 * Cut Reeds- "Want to hear my loon call?"
 * Plant- "I wonder what it will be."
 * Plant (growing)- "A watched plant never grows."
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Time for grub."
 * Marsh Plant- "Plant."
 * Spiky Bush- "That's a bramble."
 * Spiky Bush (picked)- "Was that worth it?"
 * Spiky Bush (burning)- "Foomph!"
 * Spiky Bush (held)- "I should plant this."
 * Flower- "That's nice."
 * Petals- "I wonder if Lucy would like these."
 * Evil Flower- "Something is wrong with that flower."
 * Dark Petals- "They're frowning at me with little evil faces."
 * Red Mushroom- "It's a red mushroom."
 * Green Mushroom- "It's a green mushroom."
 * Blue Mushroom- "I can never remember which ones you can eat."
 * Mushroom (sleeping)- "They have their own schedule."
 * Mushroom (picked)- "I think I broke it."

Reign of Giants

 * Birchnut Tree- "That tree is calling to me!"
 * Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Ahhhh!"
 * Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Nooo! I could have chopped it!"
 * Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "What a waste."
 * Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "Here comes a tree!"
 * Sapling (withered)- "With this heat, it'll never grow to chopping size!"
 * Grass Tuft (withered)- "Maybe it'd thrive if it was cooler."
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "It's perished from the heat, eh?"
 * Plant (withered)- "It's got no life left, eh?"
 * Birchnut- "I should grow it and then chop it down!"
 * Cactus- "That's gonna hurt."
 * Cactus (after picking)- "Ouch!"
 * Cactus (picked)- "It certainly did."
 * Tumbleweed- "I wish it was sturdier so I could chop it."

Don't Starve Together

 * Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Sorry!"
 * Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "How terrible!"
 * Log (burning)- "Oh no! Don't put another log on the fire!"
 * Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "I'll come back later."
 * Red and Green Mushroom (picked)- "I'll have to be patient."
 * Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Well, that's over."
 * Birchnut Tree- "It's calling to me!"
 * Lumpy Sapling- "Shucks, I'm gonna have to chop it again."
 * Burnt Marsh Bush- "Done for."
 * Twiggy Tree- "Choppin's choppin'."
 * Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Another one!"
 * Twiggy Tree (burning)- "I'm sorry!"
 * Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "I feel terrible!"
 * Twiggy Tree (old)- "I'd be lucky to get two chops out of that thing."
 * Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "One day it'll make good chopping."
 * Twiggy Tree Cone- "With a little care, this could make fer some good choppin'."
 * Sapling (diseasing)- "A poor excuse for wood."
 * Grass Tuft and Berry Bush (diseasing)- "Lookin' a bit down."
 * Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "It's caught a bit of a bug."
 * Juicy Berry Bush- "I see a snack."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "Eh, they'll be back."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "Can't save it now."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "Lookin' pretty barren."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "This would be more useful somewhere else, eh?"
 * Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "Dry as the Albert plains."
 * Marble Sprout- "Well lookit that. It sprouted."
 * Marble Shrub- "Defo can't chop that."
 * Rose- "Not very satisfying chopping, that."
 * Rose (after picking)- "Ouch!"
 * Succulent- "That's a plant, eh?"
 * Succulent- "There's a lot of water in there for such a tiny plant."

Shipwrecked

 * Bamboo Patch- "Lucy's got too much kick for this."
 * Jungle Tree- "The tree's call fills my ears!"
 * Viney Bush- "It's just asking to be chopped."
 * Snake Den- "
 * Bamboo Patch (stump)- "That was some good choppin!"
 * Jungle Tree (stump)- "Those were good times."
 * Viney Bush (stump)- "Not as fun as a tree, but it was good choppin' nonetheless."
 * Snake Den (stump)-
 * Bamboo Patch (burning)-
 * Jungle Tree (burning)- "Waste of a good choppin' stump."
 * Viney Bush (burning)-
 * Snake Den (burning)-
 * Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Burnt like bacon, eh?"
 * Jungle Tree (burnt)- "What a waste."
 * Viney Bush (burnt)- "Welp, that's not coming back."
 * Snake Den (burnt)- "
 * Bamboo Root- "
 * Viney Bush Root- "
 * Jungle Tree (sapling)- "
 * Jungle Tree Seed- "This could grow into a good choppin' tree."
 * Bamboo- "It's like diet wood, eh?"
 * Vine- "Sigh. Not a tree."
 * Grass (water)- "
 * Brainy Sprout- "What are you, some sort of keener?"
 * Brainy Sprout (picked)- "
 * Seaweed (plant)- "That's some seaweed, eh?"
 * Seaweed (picked)- "
 * Seaweed Stalk- "
 * Mangrove- "Looks tasty!"
 * Mangrove (burning)- "
 * Mangrove (burnt)- "Hurts my hoser heart to look at."
 * Mangrove (stump)- "
 * Palm Tree- "Prepare to be chopped!"
 * Palm Tree (burning)- "
 * Palm Tree (burnt)- "
 * Palm Tree (stump)- "
 * Palm Tree (sapling)- "
 * Palm Leaf- "I use it for fanning myself."
 * Regular Jungle Tree- "It wants me to cut it down, I can tell."
 * Regular Jungle Tree (stump)- "
 * Tidal Plant- "

Base Game

 * Beehive- "They're all comfy-cozy in there."
 * Killer Bee Hive- "Why are those bees so angry?"
 * Honeycomb- "I bet the bees worked their stingers off for this."
 * Hound Mound- "I know better than to mess with that."
 * Bones- "It's covered with dog spit, eh?"
 * Touch Stone- "I don't know if I should touch it."
 * Obelisk (sane, up)- "Something is off about that rock, eh?"
 * Obelisk (sane, down)- "That makes sense."
 * Obelisk (insane, up)- "I don't know how to move that."
 * Obelisk (insane, down)- "Where did it go?!"
 * Harp Statue- "You lost your head, eh?"
 * Marble Pillar- "Somebody must have built that."
 * Marble- "Feels like a government building."
 * Rundown House- "They're not the handiest."
 * Merm Head- "Smells like a factory trawler."
 * Pig Head- "What a waste of good pork."
 * Pig Torch- "How did they do that without thumbs?"
 * Basalt- "That rock ain't going to move."
 * Boulder- "I could break it down if I tried hard enough."
 * Rocks- "For the times when wood won't work."
 * Flint- "This could be an axe head."
 * Nitre- "It's how we built the railway."
 * Gold Nugget- "You can't make a coffee table out of gold. Well, maybe you can. But you shouldn't."
 * Grave- "Someone was here."
 * Grave (dug)- "Sorry! Don't haunt me!"
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Hey! A clue!"
 * Animal Track- "A large woodland creature passed this way!"
 * Animal Track (lost its trail)- "The beastie got away."
 * Animal Track (found)- "The beastie is nearby."
 * Wooden Thing- "It's a... magic thing, I think."
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "There are bits missing, eh?"
 * Wooden Thing (locked)- "It's almost ready, eh?"
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "Ready to go, eh?"
 * Ring Thing- "Ringy, eh?"
 * Crank Thing- "Cranky, eh?"
 * Box Thing- "Boxy, eh?"
 * Metal Potato Thing- "Potato-y, eh?"
 * Worm Hole- "That looks like a bum!"
 * Worm Hole (open)- "I'm not sure I want to look at that, eh?"
 * Worm Hole (exited)- "It was gross in there!"
 * Pond- "I can't swim!"
 * Skeleton- "Sorry, friend."
 * Spider Den- "Holy Mackinaw! Look at that thing!"
 * Spider Eggs- "Why would I want to carry that around?"
 * Rabbit Hole- "I doubt there are trees down there."
 * Walrus Camp- "Walruses are nearby, eh?"
 * Walrus Camp (empty)- "This won't be safe come winter."
 * Sunken Boat- "Hey buddy."
 * Sunken Boat (empty)- "Waste of good wood."
 * Flotsam- "Justa bunch of junk."

Reign of Giants

 * Ice- "A reminder of home for my pocket."
 * Mini Glacier- "Home sweet home!"
 * Mini Glacier (melted)- "Back home, they never melt."
 * Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "The beastie's tracks washed away."
 * Burrow- "I bet it's just a pile of rocks inside."
 * Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Nothing going in or out."
 * Rundown House (burnt)- "Couldn't even build a fireproof house."
 * Merm Head (burnt)- "Amazingly, it smells even worse now."
 * Pig Head (burnt)- "I'd like to complain to the chef."
 * Hollow Stump- "Ugh, how many more lives do you have?"
 * Hollow Stump (empty)- "Good riddance."
 * Glommer's Statue- "That's a curious statue, eh?"
 * Glommer's Statue (mined)- "It had some cool things inside, eh?"
 * Skeleton (self)- "That's just downright unnerving."
 * Sunken Boat (burnt)- "That there won't float no more."

Don't Starve Together

 * Honeycomb- "The poor bees probably worked their stingers off on this."
 * Rocks- "Could make a decent little inukshuk with these."
 * Animal Track (lost its trail)- "I'm more of a woodsman than a hunter anyway."
 * Ice- "A tiny reminder of home."
 * Pig Head (burnt)- "I'd like to complain to the chef. Politely."
 * Florid Postern- "That'd be the thing I fell through, eh."
 * Gigantic Beehive- "Nature is something else, eh?"
 * Honey Patch- "I'm not eating honey off the ground."
 * Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "The bees are planning something."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "Just a big hunk of stone, as far as I'm concerned."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "I don't get art. Whattaya think, Lucy?"
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "Once you've seen one weird statue, you've seen 'em all."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "Looks a bit like one of them chargin' hosers."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Creepy."
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "Yikes. Put it back in."
 * Marble Sculpture (wrong piece, unable to repair)- "That piece ain't right."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "As if I didn't have enough reasons to hate full moons."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Whose bright idea was it to fix this thing?"
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "Just needed a little duct tape."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Is stone supposed to move like that?"
 * Magma- "I wouldn't get too close to that, eh?"
 * Rock- "Boulder-dash."
 * Crispy Skeleton- "Yikes."
 * Marble Statue (Comedy)- "I'm not sure I get it."
 * Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "She's a real tall one, eh?"
 * Marble Statue (Pawn)- "I prefer wood carvings."
 * Marble Statue (Vase)- "Could make a nice planter outta that."
 * Meteor and Moon Rock- "It's uh, a moon rock."
 * Moon Stone (broken)- "That'll need more than a roll of duct tape to fix."
 * Moon Stone (repaired)- "I'd rather not muck with that if I can help it."
 * Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "I'm happy to just leave it there for now."
 * Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "That oughta keep us cool."
 * Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "Looks a little off."
 * Moon Stone (not staff)- "Nah. Something long and thin goes there, but not this."
 * Moon Rubble- "That's in a pretty sorry state, eh?"
 * Petrified Evergreen- "So... senseless."
 * Petrified Evergreen (mined)- "
 * Rock Den- "Anyone home?"
 * Skeleton (male player)- "Poor %s. %s got him, eh?"
 * Skeleton (female player)- "Poor %s. %s got her, eh?"
 * Skeleton (robot player)- "Poor %s. %s got them, eh?"
 * Skeleton (other player)- "Poor %s. I should watch out for %s, eh?"
 * Stagehand- "Not my style."
 * Stagehand (walking)- "I really wish I hadn't seen that."
 * Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Just a big hunk of marble, that."
 * Suspicious Marble (knight)- "That's a heavy lookin' hoser."
 * Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "That doesn't seem right."
 * Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Hmph. Maybe I don't got it so bad."
 * Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "That's unfortunate there, buddy."
 * Loot Stash- "Something good's in there, eh?"
 * Lake- "That's a whole lotta wet."
 * Lake (dry)- "
 * Cave-in Boulder- "Some elbow grease'll move those, easy."
 * Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "Can't reach that one."

Shipwrecked

 * Crabbit Den- "That's where my crab buds live."
 * Crabbit Den (collapsed)- "
 * Fishermerm's Hut- "I'd prefer a log cabin."
 * Merm Hut- "
 * Shoal- "If only it were a little colder out, would be a perfect spot for ice fishin'!"
 * Wobster Den- "Come out, little guy."
 * Coral Reef- "Ripe for the picking."
 * Coral- "Maybe I could crush it down to make something new."
 * Coral Larva- "What a tiny little hoser."
 * Limpet Rock- "I could make a snack out of those."
 * Limpet Rock (picked)- "Just a big rock, eh?"
 * Limpet Rock (withered)- "
 * Magma Pile- "A little rearranging and it'd make a nice inukshuk."
 * Krissure- "Woah, cool it, eh."
 * Steamer Trunk- "Anything good inside?"
 * Sandy Pile- "It's a big pile of sand."
 * Sand- "Sandy."
 * Sharkitten Den- "I think I hear meowing...?"
 * Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "
 * Volcano- "That's a doozy!"
 * Dragoon Egg- "That looks a little suspicious to me."
 * Suspicious Bubbles- "I know you're down there, buddy."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "
 * Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "
 * Tar Slick- "Yep. There's tar down there."
 * Tar- "Stickier than tree sap, that."
 * Tar Trap- "Slower going than Toronto traffic."
 * Tidal Pool- "Seems like a popular hangout spot for fishes."
 * Lava Pool- "I'm breaking a sweat just looking at it."
 * Mussels- "They want to be food."
 * Slot Machine- "The spirit of the North guides my fate."
 * Electric Isosceles- "Kinda spooky, eh?"
 * Octo Chest- "Thanks for the stuff, guy!"
 * Debris- "Where am I?"
 * Crate- "That's a box, eh."
 * Wildbore Head- "Tough luck, buddy."
 * Wildbore Head (burnt)- "
 * Seashell- "A pretty shell."
 * Poisonous Hole- "I think I'll give that a wide berth."
 * Gunpowder Barrel- "That looks dangerous."
 * X Marks the Spot- "Time to get digging!"
 * Rawling- "What a nutter!"
 * Watery Grave- "I hope to never end up in one of those."
 * Wreck- "A waste of good wood."
 * Wooden Platform Thing- "
 * Wooden Platform Thing (partially assembled)- "
 * Wooden Platform Thing (locked)- "
 * Wooden Platform Thing (fully assembled)- "
 * Grassy Thing- "I should keep a hold of this."
 * Screw Thing- "There must be a use for this, eh?"
 * Wooden Potato Thing- "Doesn't look anything like a potato. And I know potatoes."
 * Ring Thing- "Some sort of ring?"

Exclusive to Pocket Edition

 * Compromising Statue- "This here'll save my back bacon."

Base Game

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "It's bunged up."
 * Sinkhole (generic)- "There're probably no trees down there anyway."
 * Sinkhole (open)- "It looks like Sudbury down there."
 * Exit to Surface (generic)- "Maybe later. I've gotten cozy down here."
 * Exit to Surface (open)- "There are probably trees up there."
 * Red Mushtree- "Maybe I should chop it."
 * Green Mushtree- "It's made of wood."
 * Blue Mushtree- "I can't let that stand."
 * Light Flower- "Shiny!"
 * Light Bulb- "It looks chewy."
 * Stalagmite (normal and pointy)- "I'm not too interested in rocks."
 * Spilagmite- "I should skedaddle before they come out of there."
 * Slurtle Mound- "Are you guys doing OK in there?"
 * Splumonkey Pod- "What a fine choice of building materials."
 * Fern- "Hey! It's a fern!"
 * Foliage- "Looks like a salad."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "They don't have those back home."
 * Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "Such a waste."

Don't Starve Together

 * Sinkhole (full)- "More crowded than a Toronto subway!"
 * Exit to Surface (full)- "Sorry! I'll wait til you're all done up there!"
 * Bat Cave- "Full of the little critters!"
 * Red Mushtree (blooming)- "I like the colour of this one."
 * Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Well I can't cut it down now..."
 * Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "Chop it down before it spreads!"
 * Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "This one needs pruning, at least."
 * Red Spore- "A floating red pinecone!"
 * Green Spore- "We've been visited by a forest sprite, Lucy!"
 * Blue Spore- "A flying blue pinecone!"
 * Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "One day this might be a tree."
 * Withered Flower- "Someone's got a brown thumb."
 * Mysterious Plant- "
 * Fossil Fragment- "Brittle."
 * Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Still got some work to do, looks like."
 * Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "Eh... Should we try again, Lucy?"
 * Odd Skeleton (complete)- "One hundred percent assembled beastie."
 * Odd Skeleton (incorrect structure, unable to revive)- "That's gotta be rebuilt, eh?"
 * Odd Skeleton (improper revival)- "Didn't work. Probably for the best."

Base Game

 * Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "It's all bunged up."
 * Ruins Sinkhole- "
 * Ancient Statue- "Another hoser."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Looks a little worn out."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "There's axe marks on these altar stones."
 * Algae- "Doesn't look edible."
 * Broken Clockworks- "Dead metal."
 * Relic- "What's this all aboot?"
 * Relic (broken)- "I don't plan on fixin' that."
 * Thulecite Fragments- "It's not wood but it'll do."
 * Cave Lichen- "Looks barely edible."
 * Ornate Chest- "What's in the box?!"
 * Ornate Chest (triggered trap)-
 * Large Ornate Chest- "That's a nice chest with horns, eh."
 * Nightmare Light- "They should have used wood."

Don't Starve Together

 * Ancient Chest- "It makes my beard hair stand on end."
 * Ancient Chest (shaking)- "It's thinkin' real hard."
 * Ancient Chest (failed)- "We didn't cut it, Lucy."
 * Ancient Chest (successful)- "Thanks'm."
 * Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "Where d'you think it goes, Lucy?"
 * Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "It's soaking up energy, hey?"
 * Ancient Gateway (activated)- "That oughta do it."
 * Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "That'd be my cue to leave."
 * Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "Don't wanna overdo it."
 * Ancient Obelisk- "It probably said something important. Oh well."
 * Ancient Beacon- "Gotta be a way to turn it on."
 * Ancient Beacon (active)- "What a nightmare."
 * Ancient Mural (first)- "It's an old drawing of strange creatures."
 * Ancient Mural (second)- "Nothin' of interest left here."
 * Ancient Mural (third)- "Black muck is covering everything in this drawing."
 * Ancient Mural (fourth)- "Don't look at this one, Lucy."
 * Ancient Mural (fifth)- "Looks like a bustling city."
 * Atrium Statue- "Was it supposed to be holding something?"

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Workbench- "I can make some fiery tools here, eh?"
 * Coffee Plant- "Coffee beans!"
 * Coffee Plant (picked)- "I wish it had more beans."
 * Coffee Plant (barren)- "You look a little down, bud."
 * Coffee Plant (withered)- "It could use good cuppa joe."
 * Coffee Plant (held)- "I'm going to take you everywhere with me."
 * Elephant Cactus- "Watch out! That plant's gonna give'r!"
 * Elephant Cactus (withered)- "It's prickly, eh?"
 * Elephant Cactus Stump- "This cactus gave'r. Now it's tired."
 * Elephant Cactus (held)- "Are you headed my way?"
 * Cactus Spike- "Hoo-boy. That's sharp."
 * Obsidian Boulder- "There's a fire burning within it."
 * Obsidian- "It's a little toasty."
 * Charcoal Boulder- "It makes my hands all sooty."
 * Burnt Ash Tree- "Well, it's definitely not an evergreen."
 * Dragoon Saliva- "Rude."
 * Woodlegs' Cage- "Are you OK in there, buddy?"
 * Woodlegs (free)- "
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "I feel like it wants something from me."
 * Volcano (exit)- "Time to leave, eh?"

Base Game

 * Clockwork Knight- "Maxwell's own mounted police."
 * Clockwork Bishop- "It's been a while since my last confession."
 * Clockwork Rook- "Hmm... does the rook move in a straight line? I forget."
 * Damaged Knight- "Doesn't look to be in the best of shape."
 * Damaged Bishop- "I can see the internal workings!"
 * Damaged Rook- "The gears are spilling out."
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Who's there, eh?"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "Yeouch! That was rough!"
 * Hound- "They'd be good at pulling a sled."
 * Red Hound- "Hot hound!"
 * Blue Hound- "Arctic hounds?"
 * Hound's Tooth- "Beauty, eh?"
 * Spider- "That's the biggest spider I've ever seen!"
 * Spider Warrior- "They come in yellow now, eh?"
 * Spider (sleeping)- "Careful, now, eh?"
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I don't want to wake it."
 * Spider (dead)- "Good!"
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Great!"
 * Spider Gland- "I think it's poison."
 * Silk- "Spiders give me the willies."
 * Krampus- "Back off, hoser!"
 * Krampus Sack- "I feel bad taking someone else's sack."
 * Merm- "What foul sea did that crawl out of?"
 * Frog- "I don't trust anything that can't decide between air and water."
 * Frog (sleeping)- "It's tired."
 * Frog (dead)- "Ex-frog."
 * Tentacle- "There a squid down there?"
 * Tentacle Spike- "It wobbles when you wave it."
 * Tentacle Spots- "I'm blushing!"
 * Big Tentacle (1)- "It's so big!"
 * Big Tentacle (2)- "I'm tired of these squids!"
 * Big Slimy Pit- "Not even a stump left behind!"
 * Baby Tentacle- "Are those squid babies?"
 * Guardian Pig- "I don't want to make him mad."
 * Werepig- "Happens to the best of us."
 * Ghost- "Boo! Ha ha!"
 * MacTusk- "Oh no. Walruses again!"
 * Wee MacTusk- "Why are they so far South?"
 * Walrus Tusk- "He had a cavity, eh?"
 * Tam o' Shanter- "My granddad wore a hat like this."
 * Mosquito- "That'll take a pint out of me!"
 * Mosquito (held)- "What do I do with this, eh?"
 * Mosquito Sack- "Blood and guts, eh?"
 * Nearby Mosquitoes- "Skeeters!"
 * Cave Spider- "Tricky devil!"
 * Spitter- "Spitting is rude!"
 * Batilisk- "Who taught that rat to fly?"
 * Meat Bulb- "Is that meat?"
 * Fleshy Bulb- "It's warm and lumpy."
 * Eyeplant- "It needs to mind its own business."
 * Slurper- "I think it's living hair."
 * Slurper Pelt- "Looks like a dead beaver."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "They're smart to live away from the corruption."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "WOOORM!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "I know a plant when I see one. This'n an impostor!"
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Be wary the moving ground."

Reign of Giants

 * Varg- "That thing could pull a sled by its lonesome."
 * Poison Birchnut Tree- "You're due for a chopping."
 * Poison Birchnut Tree (stump)- "
 * Birchnutter- "I'll chop you too!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Clockwork Knight- "Never did care for horses."
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "You're snoozin' fer a bruisin'."
 * Krampus Sack- "Seems wrong to take someone else's sack."
 * Guardian Pig- "That one looks like he means business."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "My granddad wore a hat like that."
 * Ewecus- "Reminds me of momma!"
 * Steel Wool- "That'll put the shine back on my axe."
 * Gem Deer- "That ain't natural."
 * Grumble Bee- "Hopefully no one's allergic, eh?"
 * Lavae- "Death by axe!"

Shipwrecked

 * Crocodog- "Those're some nasty chompers."
 * Yellow Crocodog- "Woah now, buddy."
 * Blue Crocodog- "Really has that 'wet dog' smell."
 * Floaty Boaty Knight- "That guy's got an attitude problem, eh?"
 * Flup (in ground)- "
 * Flup- "Gross."
 * Eyeshot- "Eye'll get you!"
 * Pirate Ghost- "Maybe he's friendly?"
 * Poison Mosquito- "These blasted mosquitos carry a sickness."
 * Poison Mosquito (held)- "
 * Yellow Mosquito Sack- "It smells a little sour."
 * Snake- "It's okay, as far as serpents go."
 * Poison Snake- "I'd rather not get bitten by that."
 * Snakeskin- "I'm sure the snake didn't need this."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous)- "
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "
 * Sea Hound- "Not gonna make a buddy of that one, that's for sure."
 * Stink Ray- "Smells worse than a waterlogged moose, eh!"
 * Swordfish- "That there's one pointy fish."
 * White Whale- "It's strong, and very free."
 * White Whale Carcass- "Well, he's dead now."
 * Dragoon- "Seems a little hot under the toque!"

Base Game

 * Beefalo- "He smells like a sod house."
 * Beefalo (follower)- "I think he likes me."
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "He's catching some zeds."
 * Beefalo (naked)- "Cheer up, eh?"
 * Beefalo Wool- "It feels like my beard."
 * Beefalo Horn- "I don't know if I should put my mouth on that."
 * Baby Beefalo- "A face only a mother could love."
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "I like to sleep outside, too."
 * Nearby Bees- "Bees! Bees!"
 * Bee- "She's making the flowers grow."
 * Killer Bee- "That bee doesn't seem as friendly."
 * Bee (held)- "Now what do I do with it?"
 * Killer Bee (held)- "He's none to pleased with his situation."
 * Stinger- "Ouch! It's pointy."
 * Pig- "Walking back bacon!"
 * Pig (follower)- "We're a team! Yah!"
 * Pig (dead)- "Not a pig anymore."
 * Pig (sleeping)- "
 * Pig Skin- "Bacon with a tail."
 * Bunnyman and Beardlord- "He looks friendly enough."
 * Bunny Puff- "I feel sorry for him."
 * Koalefant- "He looks tasty."
 * Winter Koalefant- "They get tastier in the winter."
 * Pengull- "Take off, beauty! To the Great White North!"
 * Rock Lobster- "Lobster supper time!"
 * Slurtle- "He's just misunderstood."
 * Snurtle- "Spirals!"
 * Slurtle Slime- "Someone needs a tissue."
 * Broken Shell- "I broke his home. I feel bad."
 * Shelmet- "This will keep my noggin safe."
 * Snurtle Shell Armour- "You can never be too safe."
 * Splumonkey- "Well then. That's a new one."

Reign of Giants

 * Buzzard- "Stay away from my meat snacks!"
 * Catcoon- "Pests."
 * Cat Tail- "The end of that cat's tale."
 * Volt Goat- "That's a nice pair of horns you've got there."
 * Volt Goat (charged)- "Nice goat, nice goat!"
 * Volt Goat Horn- "Your horn is mine."

Don't Starve Together

 * Beefalo Horn- "I don't know if anyone should put their mouth on that."
 * Bunny Puff- "I feel sorry for it."
 * Pengull- "Doesn't matter if you're from the Great White North. Still a bird."
 * Broken Shell- "His home is broken now. Oh."
 * Shelmet- "That could sure keep a noggin safe."
 * Buzzard- "Stay away from those meat snacks!"
 * Volt Goat Horn- "I'm sure the goat didn't need it."
 * Beefalo (domesticated)- "I like this one's attitude."
 * Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "You're almost as big as a moose!"
 * Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "I'm sorry, want to go for a ride?"
 * Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Why so glum, chum?"

Shipwrecked

 * Blue Whale- "Give'r!"
 * Blue Whale Carcass- "That's a big guy, eh."
 * Bottlenose Ballphin- "Hey buddy, you know any tricks?"
 * Dorsal Fin- "Definitely not ballphin-free."
 * Jellyfish- "A little jellyfish buddy."
 * Jellyfish (held)- "That's a jellyfish, don'tcha know."
 * Water Beefalo- "The poor guy's the butt of every yoke."
 * Water Beefalo (follower)- "
 * Water Beefalo (sleeping)- "
 * Horn- "It used to be attached to an ox."
 * Baby Water Beefalo- "Hey, little buddy!"
 * Baby Water Beefalo (sleeping)- "
 * Prime Ape- "This guy's a bit of a keener."
 * Wildbore- "Looks like a total hoser."

Base Game

 * Butterfly- "I never trusted those things, eh?"
 * Butterfly (held)- "Where are you going to run?"
 * Crow- "He's planning something. I can tell."
 * Crow (held)- "You'll pay for your crimes, crow!"
 * Redbird- "What a snotty little jerk."
 * Redbird (held)- "Don't get comfortable, birdie."
 * Snowbird- "Go fly south or something!"
 * Snowbird (held)- "It's stealing my warmth."
 * Jet Feather- "A gross feather."
 * Crimson Feather- "A disgusting feather."
 * Azure Feather- "A stupid feather."
 * Gobbler- "More birds! Why is it always birds?"
 * Eye Bone- "No one ever told him it was rude to stare."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "I wonder if it will ever wake up again."
 * Eye Bone (ashes)- "This used to be an eyebone."
 * Chester- "He's doing his best!"
 * Rabbit and Beardling- "Dang ground squirrels..."
 * Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "I'd feel bad eating him."
 * Fireflies- "Reminds me of Algonquin park."
 * Fireflies (held)- "I've got a pocket full of sunshine!"
 * Mandrake (planted)- "It's looking at me."
 * Mandrake (follower)- "What have I done?"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "Sorry, little guy."
 * Mandrake (cooked) (1)- "Sorry!"
 * Mandrake (cooked) (2)- "Was that a bad thing to do?"
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ow. What was that?"

Reign of Giants

 * Glommer- "Keep flapping, little guy!"
 * Glommer (sleeping)- "
 * Glommer's Flower- "Even the flower is slimy."
 * Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Dead and still slimy."
 * Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "
 * Glommer's Wings- "Unsurprisingly, the wings are slimy."
 * Glommer's Goop- "Yep, his slime is slimy too."
 * Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Dig, dig, dig."
 * Moleworm (aboveground)- "It feels aboot rocks the way I feel aboot trees."
 * Moleworm (held)- "Want some rocks?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Mandrake (follower)- "This is the worst thing."
 * Grass Gekko- "Where's the log lizard?"
 * Star-sky- "I've never had one of these before."
 * Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "It was bound to happen."
 * Hutch- "Friendly lil' guy, eh?"
 * Canary- "Degenerate."
 * Canary (held)- "Want a peek at our prisoner, Lucy?"
 * Canary (poisoned)- "Diseased vermin."
 * Saffron Feather- "A grody feather."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "That's my lil' critter."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "Look how happy she is!"
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "Poor gal's getting hungry."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "Skinnier than a blue heron's legs."
 * Lavae Egg- "There's a fire burning in there."
 * Lavae Egg (cracked)- "Cozier than a moose wrapped in duct tape!"
 * Lavae Egg (too cold)- "She could use a parka."
 * Lavae Tooth- "Not as sharp as Lucy!"
 * Chilled Lavae- "Lil buddy cooled right off."
 * No-Eyed Deer- "That's a creature of the woods, eh?"
 * No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "Something's different aboot you..."
 * Deer Antler- "Wish I still had a cabin I could mount these things in."

Shipwrecked

 * Bioluminescence- "Just like the Northern Lights."
 * Crabbit- "Maybe we could be buds?"
 * Crabbit (held)- "
 * Beardling- "
 * Beardling (held)- "
 * Shifting Sands- "
 * Dogfish- "Nice doggy."
 * Sharkitten- "Just a big sweet kitty cat, eh?"
 * Fishbone- "This better not attract any feathered vermin."
 * Fishbone (Packim dead)- "
 * Fishbone (ashes)- "
 * Packim Baggims- "I can tolerate him."
 * Rainbow Jellyfish- "Floating along."
 * Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "
 * Parrot- "Shoo, filthy featherbag."
 * Parrot (held)- "
 * Parrot Pirate- "I'd rather not smalltalk with a birdbrain."
 * Parrot Pirate (held)- "
 * Seagull- "Vermin of the sky."
 * Seagull (held)- "
 * Seagull (in water)- "Vermin of the sea."
 * Seagull (held, in water)- "
 * Toucan- "Pretty fancy lookin' bird, that."
 * Toucan (held)- "
 * Cormorant- "Filthy scoundrel."
 * Cormorant (held)- "
 * Doydoy- "Not too sure how this thing survives, eh."
 * Doydoy (held)- "
 * Doydoy Nest- "Those filthy birds breed here."
 * Doydoy Feather- "It's nothing like the plumage of the proud Canadian goose."
 * Doydoy Egg- "Looks like good eatin' to me."
 * Hatching Doydoy Egg- "
 * Fried Doydoy Egg- "Could use a side of Canadian bacon."
 * Baby Doydoy- "It's filthy."
 * Baby Doydoy (held)- "
 * Teen Doydoy- "
 * Teen Doydoy (held)- "
 * Wobster- "A little melted butter and it'd be delicious."
 * Fishermerm- "I don't know aboot that guy."

Base Game

 * Tallbird- "I don't trust birds that can't fly, either."
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I should steal its egg to teach it a lesson."
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Nothing there."
 * Tallbird Egg- "What's in here?"
 * Fried Tallbird Egg- "It tastes like justice."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "It's hatching."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "You can taste the beak, eh?"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Is it crying?"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Too cold for you?"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "Birds are never prompt."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Any time now."
 * Smallbird- "What do you want?"
 * Smallbird (sleeping)- "
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "It wants something."
 * Smallbird (starving)- "I think it's starving."
 * Smallish Tallbird- "It's growing up to be a jerk, just like its parents."
 * Smallish Tallbird (sleeping)- "
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Are you ALWAYS hungry?"
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "It getting wild with hunger."
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Sorry! I'll try harder!"

Base Game

 * Treeguard (normal)- "I'm sorry about all of those trees!"
 * Treeguard (lumpy)- "
 * Spider Queen- "You're not my queen!"
 * Spiderhat- "She's a real beaut, ain't she?"
 * Deerclops- "That's a big moose!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Now what is this good for?"
 * Ancient Guardian- "Another poor soul with a curse."
 * Guardian's Horn- "That's a nice horn, eh."

Reign of Giants

 * Bearger- "That's a big bear!"
 * Thick Fur- "It's as thick as my head!"
 * Moose/Goose- "Whatever it is, it's definitely Canadian."
 * Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "Well, it lays eggs, apparently."
 * Mosling- "Feathery moose baby!"
 * Down Feather- "Pillowy plumage."
 * Dragonfly- "He will burn all the trees before I can chop them!"
 * Scales- "I still don't believe in dragons."
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "Aaaah! Tree killer!"
 * Lava Spit (cool)- "My trees are safe now."

Don't Starve Together

 * Treeguard (normal)- "The forest spirits have been angered!"
 * Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Where's the pyromaniac? This needs to burn."
 * Bee Queen- "Bees got no business getting that big."
 * Bee Queen Crown- "Hmph. Real regal."
 * Klaus- "Thing's got no eyes, eh?"
 * Klaus (second form)- "You shoulda stayed down."
 * Stag Antler- "Gotta be some use for that."
 * Toadstool Cap- "It isn't polypore-sonal, I just gotta chop you."
 * Toadstool Cap (hole)- "It's a hole."
 * Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "Is that how trees are born?"
 * Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "I'm gonna need a bigger axe."
 * Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "Alright, enough playin' around! Get'em Lucy!"
 * Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "Mushrooms don't have no reason to be that big."
 * Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "I don't like the look of that."
 * Shroom Skin- "That's gross."
 * Reanimated Skeleton- "It's a walking anatomy lesson."
 * Bone Snare (Reanimated Caves Skeleton and Ancient Fuelweaver)- "You'll have to do better than that."
 * Ancient Fuelweaver (hitting Shadow Shield)- "That's just impolite eh."
 * Woven Shadow- "Ain't no reason for that to exist."
 * Bone Armor- "Sticks to yer ribs."
 * Bone Helm- "That right there's a cursed object, eh?"
 * Shadow Thurible- "Someone's trying to give us a leg up."
 * Shadow Thurible (out)- "No more luring I guess."

Shipwrecked

 * Palm Treeguard- "I've angered the forest!"
 * Quacken- "For Lucy!"
 * Quacken Tentacle- "A bit grabby, don'tcha think?"
 * Chest of the Depths- "Show me the loot!"
 * Quacken Beak- "A nightmare made real."
 * Sealnado- "'Tis the witch of November come stealin'."
 * Sealnado (failed attack)- "
 * Sealnado (seal form)- "Cute little fella."
 * Turbine Blades- "Makes my head spin."
 * Magic Seal- "It's pulsing with power, eh."
 * Tiger Shark- "'Might be cute if it didn't want to eat me."
 * Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Don'tcha know it's rude to stare?"
 * Shark Gills- "Fish lungs."

Base Game

 * Maxwell- "Why does he hate me?"
 * Pig King- "He's not MY king."
 * Wes (trapped)- "Who's that hoser?"
 * Abigail- "That ain't right."

Reign of Giants

 * Bigfoot- "Watch where you're stepping!"
 * Webber (grave)- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Inspecting self- "Beard's growing out nicely."
 * Abigail (failed revival)- "I'd never hear the end of it from Luce if I didn't try."
 * Ghost (failed revival)- "Not today."
 * Antlion- "They grow'em big out here, eh?"
 * Antlion (happy)- "It seems agreeable."
 * Antlion (upset)- "That critter's in a real bad mood."
 * Antlion (paying tribute)-
 * "Maybe put the sinkholes on pause, eh?"
 * "I got a tribute for you, eh?"
 * "This here's for you, eh?"
 * Desert Stone- "S'got a powerful stink, eh?"
 * Desert Stone (active)- "Time to get a move on."
 * Sand Spike- "That's something else, eh?"
 * Sand Castle- "Some good craftsmanship."
 * Glass Spike- "I wonder if it chops."
 * Glass Castle- "Well it ain't wood."

Shipwrecked

 * Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "I made a new buddy."
 * Yaarctopus- "How you holdin' up out here, guy?"

Wilson

 * Generic- "%s! Hey buddy!"
 * Attacker- "You haven't been very gentlemanly lately, %s."
 * Murderer- "Enemy of the forest!"
 * Reviver- "%s, you're an alright guy."
 * Ghost- "Someone should rub a heart on %s."
 * Firestarter- "Was that blaze some sort of experiment, %s?"

Willow

 * Generic- "Look who it is! %s!"
 * Attacker- "You're tempting a forest fire, %s..."
 * Murderer- "Here comes the wildfire!"
 * Reviver- "%s, you're an alright gal."
 * Ghost- "Just don't haunt anything while I look for a heart, %s."
 * Firestarter- "Business as usual, I see."

Wolfgang

 * Generic- "That's my buddy, %s! Hey!"
 * Attacker- "%s could be a bit more considerate..."
 * Murderer- "You'll not strong arm me, %s!"
 * Reviver- "%s has a big, squishy heart under those muscles."
 * Ghost- "C'mon, bud, let's get you on your feet."
 * Firestarter- "Don't singe your moustache, %s."

Wendy

 * Generic- "%s! Hi little buddy!"
 * Attacker- "%s, I can't believe what I just SAW! Wait, no..."
 * Murderer- "Hereeee's Woodie!"
 * Reviver- "%s! You're doin' great, little buddy."
 * Ghost- "With a heart you'll be tip-top in no time, %s."
 * Firestarter- "Should you be setting fires, little buddy?"

WX-78

 * Generic- "It's my metal buddy, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s is cruisin' for a bruisin'..."
 * Murderer- "It's time to power DOWN, %s!"
 * Reviver- "%s, you're an alright sort."
 * Ghost- "Huh, I guess %s had a soul after all."
 * Firestarter- "You're gonna singe your chassis, %s."

Wickerbottom

 * Generic- "%s. Ma'am."
 * Attacker- "%s should read an etiquette book once in awhile."
 * Murderer- "This is gonna be a clear cut!"
 * Reviver- "That's some good work ya did, Ma'am."
 * Ghost- "You know where I can get a heart, %s?"
 * Firestarter- "Careful around those open flames, Ma'am."

Woodie

 * Generic- "%s! Fancy seeing another Canadian here."
 * Attacker- "%s isn't a true Canadian..."
 * Murderer- "Hey, c'mere %s! I've gotta AXE you question!"
 * Reviver- "%s is a Canadian patriot, eh."
 * Ghost- "Canadians gotta stick together, %s. Let's get a heart."
 * Werebeaver- "Been there, bud."
 * Ghost Werebeaver- "You're gonna have one monster of a headache after this, buddy."
 * Firestarter- "Those fires are kind of counterproductive now, eh?"

Wes

 * Generic- "%s! How ya doin', buddy?"
 * Attacker- "%s could learn some manners..."
 * Murderer- "You're MIME now, %s!"
 * Reviver- "%s, you're an alright guy."
 * Ghost- "First we'll get you a heart, then we'll get you some bacon, eh %s?"
 * Firestarter- "Keep those flames away from my trees!"

Maxwell

 * Generic- "Hey %s, how you doin', ya big hoser?"
 * Attacker- "%s'll end up on the wrong end of my axe if he's not careful..."
 * Murderer- "Yer still a hoser! Now it's choppin' time!"
 * Reviver- "You're growin' on me, %s. Like a fungus."
 * Ghost- "Lucy says I have to help you, %s. Let's get goin'."
 * Firestarter- "You'll not want to be burning things, bud."

Wigfrid

 * Generic- "%s! Hey bud!"
 * Attacker- "%s has raiding and looting on the brain..."
 * Murderer- "Your spear versus my axe, let's see whatcha got, eh!"
 * Reviver- "I'm glad you're on our side, %s."
 * Ghost- "With a heart you'll be feelin' like your mighty self in no time."
 * Firestarter- "What's with the fires lately, bud?"

Webber

 * Generic- "%s! Hi little buddy!"
 * Attacker- "Hey %s, can't we all just get a-log?"
 * Murderer- "Luce gave me the go-ahead! You're in trouble now, %s!"
 * Reviver- "%s, you're an alright spider."
 * Ghost- "We better get you a heart, hey kiddo?"
 * Firestarter- "I better not see anymore fires, little buddy."

Winona

 * Generic- "%s! Hey there bud!"
 * Attacker- "%s is getting too big for her britches."
 * Murderer- "You're on the chopping block now, %s!"
 * Reviver- "I knew we were gonna get along."
 * Ghost- "Yer looking a little pale, %s."
 * Firestarter- "%s betrays the forest!"

Other (Mod Characters)

 * Generic- "Look who it is! %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s isn't very polite..."
 * Murderer- "Enemy of the forest!"
 * Reviver- "%s, you're an alright sort."
 * Ghost- "Someone should rub a heart on %s."
 * Firestarter- "Knock off the fire starting there, bud."

Base Game

 * Egg- "There's an evil bird in there thinking evil bird thoughts."
 * Egg (cooked)- "Well, at least it never became a bird."
 * Meat- "Tastes like moose."
 * Cooked Meat- "Just like my dear old ma used to make."
 * Jerky- "It tastes like survival."
 * Morsel- "I wish this were bigger."
 * Cooked Morsel- "That'll just make me hungrier!"
 * Small Jerky- "Just a bite."
 * Monster Meat- "I'm not hungry enough for that."
 * Cooked Monster Meat and Monster Jerky- "I still don't want to eat it."
 * Leafy Meat- "That's gross!"
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "Cooking it didn't help much."
 * Drumstick- "October food."
 * Fried Drumstick- "Thanks, turkey."
 * Fish- "Looks like a cod."
 * Cooked Fish- "I wish I had some chips."
 * Eel- "This should cook up nicely."
 * Cooked Eel- "This cooked up nicely."
 * Koalefant Trunk- "It's pretty thin."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It's thick and hairy."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I think it boiled off all of the nose cheese."
 * Frog Legs- "They're still jumping!"
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "At least they stopped moving."
 * Batilisk Wing- "Gross!"
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Gross! And tasty! So confusing!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Cooked Fish- "Could use some chips."

Shipwrecked

 * Dead Dogfish- "It wants to be dinner."
 * Dead Swordfish- "Sorry, guy."
 * Tropical Fish- "Are you ready to become fish'n'chips?"
 * Dead Jellyfish- "The life's all but drained out of it, eh?"
 * Cooked Jellyfish- "I think this is as edible as it gets."
 * Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "I don't think my little buddy's getting up anytime soon."
 * Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "As good of eating as anything around here."
 * Dried Jellyfish- "Jerky! The food of my people."
 * Raw Fish- "I'd prefer salmon."
 * "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Lucy'll open'er up."
 * Fish Steak- "I wish I had some chips."
 * Fish Morsel- "Hope I don't attract bears, eh?"
 * Cooked Fish Morsel- "Looks good to me."
 * Limpets- "Some sort of water-dwelling snail, eh."
 * Cooked Limpets- "Dinner's on."
 * Mussel- "Those look like good eatin', eh?"
 * Cooked Mussel- "These look tasty."
 * Roe- "A handful of future fish, eh?"
 * Cooked Roe- "Better eat'em before they go bad."
 * Neon Quattro- "Nice colours on that one."
 * Cooked Neon Quattro- "Looks like I'll be eating for a day."
 * Pierrot Fish- "Always did like fishing."
 * Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Mmm, roast fish."
 * Purple Grouper- "Looks like dinner."
 * Cooked Purple Grouper- "Caught and cooked it myself."
 * Shark Fin- "I'm sure the shark won't miss this."
 * Dead Wobster- "He's thoroughly hooped."
 * Delicious Wobster- "Good eats!"
 * Bile-Covered Slop- "What on earth is that!"
 * Dragoon Heart- "The heart of the beast."

Base Game

 * Berries- "I have a heartier appetite than that."
 * Roasted Berries- "Tastes like warm berries."
 * Cave Banana- "It tastes tropical."
 * Cooked Cave Banana- "I cooked it."
 * Dragon Fruit- "I've never seen one of those before."
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It tastes like maple syrup."
 * Durian- "It smells bad."
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "It smells even worse."
 * Pomegranate- "That's too fancy for me."
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "This would go good on flapjacks."

Reign of Giants

 * Watermelon- "How can it be both water and melon?"
 * Grilled Watermelon- "I'm not sure aboot grilled fruit..."

Don't Starve Together

 * Cooked Cave Banana- "Now it's a warm mush."
 * Juicy Berries- "That's good eatin', eh?"
 * Roasted Juicy Berries- "Mmm. With some syrup these'd be perfect."

Shipwrecked

 * Banana- "
 * Cooked Banana- "
 * Coconut- "It's a coconut, eh."
 * Halved Coconut- "I turned one coconut into two!"
 * Roasted Coconut- "Ready to eat, eh."

Base Game

 * Carrot (planted)- "I'm not one for vegetables, eh?"
 * Carrot (picked and cooked)- "That's rabbit food."
 * Corn- "I like it, but not in everything that I eat."
 * Popcorn- "Cooked with the goodness of corn."
 * Eggplant- "I bet birds have something to do with this."
 * Braised Eggplant- "Suspiciously birdy."
 * Pumpkin- "I don't like to eat things that grow on the ground."
 * Hot Pumpkin- "Pies are good."
 * Red Cap- "I don't know..."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "Only if I get really hungry."
 * Green Cap- "I've eaten stranger things in the woods."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "I don't trust it."
 * Blue Cap (normal and cooked)- "That's not meat."
 * Glow Berry- "This thing will be useful."
 * Lichen- "Yum! Tastes woody!"

Reign of Giants

 * Cactus Flesh- "Would you put nails in your mouth?"
 * Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Much better."
 * Cactus Flower- "It's a wonder anything grows in this climate at all."

Don't Starve Together

 * Roasted Carrot- "That's cooked rabbit food."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "You'd have to be really, really hungry."
 * Lesser Glow Berry- "Wrinklier than the underside of a beaver."

Shipwrecked

 * Seaweed- "It's slimy, eh."
 * Roasted Seaweed- "It has a weird texture."
 * Dried Seaweed- "It sort of sticks to my tongue."
 * Sweet Potato (planted)- "Looks like some sorta fancy potato, eh?"
 * Sweet Potato- "I'll cook this up good."
 * Cooked Sweet Potato- "Could use some marshmallow, eh."
 * Coffee Beans- "I should cook these up."
 * Roasted Coffee Beans- "I'm addicted to this, eh."

Base Game

 * Bacon and Eggs- "Awww. It's just front bacon."
 * Butter Muffin- "Crunchy!"
 * Dragonpie- "Almost as good as butter tarts!"
 * Fishsticks- "Elegant dining in a box."
 * Fish Tacos- "Tastes like the sea, eh?
 * Fist Full of Jam- "Now to find peanut butter."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "You can really taste the swamp."
 * Fruit Medley- "In syrup!"
 * Honey Ham- "But it's not a holiday..."
 * Honey Nuggets- "One of my favourite meals!"
 * Kabobs- "The stick really adds to the flavour."
 * Mandrake Soup- "It's a tiring soup."
 * Meatballs- "All the meats!"
 * Meaty Stew- "Sticks to your ribs."
 * Monster Lasagna- "This is cat food!"
 * Pierogi- "I call them 'Yum pockets'."
 * Powdercake- "I like the ones made with real sugar better."
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "This will keep me chopping."
 * Ratatouille- "I cooked it myself!"
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "I'm getting better at cooking."
 * Taffy- "Sugary. Good."
 * Turkey Dinner- "Turkey day is here again!"
 * Unagi- "It'll fill ya up."
 * Waffles- "I prefer flapjacks."
 * Wet Goop- "Better than some things I've eaten!"

Reign of Giants

 * Flower Salad- "Healthy, but not very hardy."
 * Guacamole- "I'm not sure I trust it."
 * Ice Cream- "Only after I've chopped enough!"
 * Melonsicle- "Wood AND food?!"
 * Spicy Chili- "Good after a long day of chopping in the cold."
 * Trail Mix- "The perfect snack for a day of chopping."

Don't Starve Together

 * Honey Nuggets- "That's one of my favourite meals!"
 * Ratatouille- "It's like a forest in a bowl."
 * Jellybeans- "You can barely taste the bean!"

Shipwrecked

 * Banana Pop- "I'd prefer maple taffy..."
 * Bisque- "Hearty."
 * California Roll- "I feel like a regular Vancouverite."
 * Ceviche- "I'd be loonie not to eat this."
 * Coffee- "Good ol' joe."
 * Jelly-O Pop- "I guess this is a dessert island, eh?"
 * Lobster Bisque- "Looks pretty good for desert island food."
 * Lobster Dinner- "I'd prefer salmon."
 * Seafood Gumbo- "We don't have this back home."
 * Shark Fin Soup- "He'll swim in my stomach from now on."
 * Surf 'n' Turf- "Good eating, that."
 * Fresh Fruit Crepes- "I can get maple syrup on that?"
 * Monster Tartare- "Isn't there anything else to eat?"
 * Mussel Bouillabaise- "Best meal I've seen in awhile, eh?"
 * Sweet Potato Souffle- "Pretty extravagant!"
 * Caviar- "Whew, that's salty."
 * Tropical Bouillabaisse- "It's a bit fishy."

Base Game

 * Seeds- "Not trees."
 * Carrot Seeds- "Tiny carrots."
 * Corn Seeds- "I'm more of a hewer of wood than a tiller of soil."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Maybe I can grow more."
 * Durian Seeds- "Why would I want to grow more of those things?"
 * Eggplant Seeds- "Hmmm. I'm not sure."
 * Pomegranate Seeds- "Seedy."
 * Pumpkin Seeds- "It's a seed."
 * Toasted Seeds- "We call this 'lumberjack surprise'."
 * Honey- "Mmmmmm-mmmm. Bee syrup."
 * Butterfly Wings- "I'm sorry! I'm a terrible person!"
 * Butter- "I prefer margarine."
 * Rot- "Aw, it's Diefenbakered."
 * Rotten Egg- "One less bird. Good."

Reign of Giants

 * Roasted Birchnut- "What a waste of a perfectly good tree."
 * Electric Milk- "I think the electricity curdled it."
 * Watermelon Seeds- "Maybe I could plant them?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Butterfly Wings- "Sorry! Sorry. How awful!"
 * Phlegm- "I hope it doesn't get stuck in my moustache."
 * Royal Jelly- "I'm majestic enough as is."

Shipwrecked

 * Blubber- "Quit your blubbering."
 * Brainy Matter- "How brainy."
 * Sweet Potato Seeds- "These would be of more use to me planted."

Base Game

 * Blueprint- "I'm not one for book learning."
 * Gears- "I never could figure these things out."
 * Ashes- "It's all burnt up."
 * Red Gem- "I see within it the fiery death of a thousand trees."
 * Blue Gem- "It's very cold."
 * Yellow Gem- "I can see the stars in it."
 * Green Gem- "How flashy."
 * Orange Gem- "It's shimmering."
 * Beard Hair- "These aren't from me."
 * Manure- "Don't poop in camp!"
 * Guano- "It stinks less than the other kind."
 * Melty Marbles- "I used to play that game."
 * Fake Kazoo- "Not the real thing, eh?"
 * Gord's Knot- "Reminds me of a story I heard once."
 * Gnome- "Don't ask me."
 * Tiny Rocketship- "It needs a robot arm, eh?"
 * Frazzled Wires- "They're not good any more, eh?"
 * Ball and Cup- "I could play this for hours!"
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "If I find a tub, I'm all set."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "I just sew my clothing shut around me when I put it on."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "Choppers for old folks."
 * Lying Robot- "Quiet, you!"
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "It's all withered."
 * Dwarf Star- "Well ain't that something."

Reign of Giants

 * Webber's Skull- "The skull gives me the willies, too."
 * Bone Shards- "I wish I knew how to make bread."
 * Old Bell Blueprint- "Figuring that one out would be a feet."

Don't Starve Together

 * Beard Hair- "My hair's not that colour. Not my beard, anyway."
 * Fake Kazoo- "Much kazoo about nothing."
 * Gnome- "Wolfgang would appreciate that moustache."
 * Ball and Cup- "Might take it to the kid."
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "Reminds me... gotta convince Willow to take a *real* bath."
 * Abigail's Flower (held)- "It's a flower? I guess."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "Yup. It's a flower."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "That flower's acting funny..."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "Did it just move?"
 * Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I'm not comfortable with this."
 * Abigail's Flower (ready)- "Maybe we should split, eh?"
 * Blueprint (rare)- "Looks real complicated, that one."
 * Pile o' Balloons- "Are those balloons?"
 * Balloon- "It's squeaky. Just like a real woodland creature."
 * Codex Umbra- "Trees made into... paper? How unholy!"
 * Fur Tuft- "Shh! The creature might still be around."
 * Sketch- "Some plans for a fancy stone carving."
 * Ancient Key- "Got it from that big bony hoser."
 * Shadow Atrium- "Yeesh. Don't get that near me."
 * Gnomette- "She looks friendly."
 * Leaky Teacup- "Gaudy as all get-out."
 * White and Black Bishop- "And here I am just a pawn, eh?"
 * Bent Spork- "It needs to be straightened, eh?"
 * Toy Trojan Horse- "I would have liked this when I was a boy."
 * Unbalanced Top- "It keeps falling over, eh?"
 * Back Scratcher- "Wigfrid keeps using it to 'spar' with me and Lucy. We're afraid."
 * Beaten Beater- "It belongs in a kitchen, not in the woods."
 * Frayed Yarn- "I'd rather have some proper rope."
 * Shoe Horn- "Maxwell probably needs that for his fancy shoes."
 * Black Knight- "That's the, uh, horse piece."
 * White Knight- "That one can only move one square at time.
 * Lucky Cat Jar- "We should whip up some pumpkin cookies to put in there, eh?"
 * Air Unfreshener- "I already smell like pine and woodchips, according to Lucy."
 * Potato Cup- "Genius! A cup for a proper woodsman."
 * Black Rook- "That's, uh, the rook piece."
 * White Rook- "That one moves diagonally, I think."
 * Wire Hanger- "No point hanging clothes in the woods."
 * Blue Moonlens- "It sees all with the cold sight of the North."
 * Green Moonlens- "That should help everyone get the lay of the land."
 * Red Moonlens- "A true woodsman knows his own way around the forest."
 * Orange Moonlens- "Makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up."
 * Purple Moonlens- "A pretty useful guide in this neck of the woods."
 * Yellow Moonlens- "It's rude to stare."
 * Iridescent Gem- "You're fond of it, aren'tcha Lucy?"
 * Moon Caller's Staff- "Err, moon magic isn't really... my thing... Heh."
 * Polar Light- "At least it won't start a forest fire."
 * Beach Toy- "Could give it to some sandy hoser."
 * Crumpled Package- "Doesn't look useful, but I could be wrong."

Shipwrecked

 * Venom Gland- "It smells kind of funny, eh?"
 * Dubloons- "I've struck gold!"
 * Hail- "You think this is cold? How cute."
 * Message in a Bottle- "Is someone trying to talk to me?"
 * Spoiled Fish- "I think it's time to throw this out."
 * Snake Oil- "I'm not falling for this."
 * Harpoon- "You could throw an axe just as good, hey?"
 * Trident- "Get a load of this massive fork, eh?!"
 * Peg Leg- "Can I chop this?"
 * Orange Soda- "Is this safe for consumption?"
 * Voodoo Doll- "Is that my face?"
 * Ukulele- "This guitar is tiny!"
 * License Plate- "It just a little sheet of metal, eh?"
 * Ancient Vase- "It's broken."
 * Brain Cloud Pill- "Who knows what this does?"
 * Wine Bottle Candle- "Not very useful looking."
 * Broken AAC Device- "I got no idea what that is."
 * One True Earring- "Shouldn't there be two?"
 * Old Boot- "Not my size, eh."
 * Sextant- "That's a little too fancy for my likin'."
 * Toy Boat- "That boat seems a little on the small side."
 * Soaked Candle- "I can't imagine this having a use, eh."
 * Sea Worther- "A toy for a keener."
 * Iron Key- "I should hold on to this, eh?"
 * Bone Key- "What might this open?"
 * Golden Key- "Key to what, eh?"
 * Tarnished Crown- "Luxurious."

Base Game

 * Failed- "Oh well. I gave it a good try."
 * Ashes of Divining Rod- "I guess that doesn't go through there."
 * Ashes of Thing- "
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "That's a weird looking rod."
 * Divining Rod- "I wonder if it gets the hockey game."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "It's really fuzzy from here."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "I think I'm getting closer."
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "Woah, careful there, bud."
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "Loud and clear! Something's near!"
 * Divining Rod Holder- "It looks like something plugs in."
 * Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "It's ready to be unlocked."
 * Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Now all it needs is to be turned on."
 * Maxwell's Door- "I wonder if that's the way out of here."
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "Better than most of the stuff on the radio."
 * Maxwell's Light- "That's unnatural."
 * Maxwell Statue- "He's kind of a jerk, eh?"
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "He's not playing fair, eh?"
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "
 * Sick Worm Hole- "It smells a bit off, eh?"
 * Nightmare Lock- "Where is the key?"
 * Nightmare Throne- "I've seen nicer chairs."
 * Male character on Nightmare Throne- "Do you need help?"
 * Female character on Nightmare Throne- "She's trapped!"
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne- "It's trapped!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Maxwell Statue- "I'm gonna make fun of him for this later, eh?"

Base Game

 * Generic- "What's that, eh?"
 * Freedom- "I got out!"
 * Freezing- "It's cold out here!"
 * Turning Winter- "
 * Battlecry- "Get over here, eh!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "This is the end for you, eh!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "I'll make bacon of you yet!"
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "For the North!"
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Prepare for a choppin'!"
 * Leaving combat- "I think that's enough."
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "Sorry, sorry!"
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "I thought that would go better."
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "Sorry!"
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Same time again tomorrow, eh?"
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "Bees! Bees!"
 * Dusk- "It's almost my bedtime."
 * Entering light- "Brilliance!"
 * Entering darkness- "Who turned out the lights?"
 * Doing things in the dark- "It's dark, eh!"
 * Failed to do something- "Sorry, I can't do that."
 * Failed to craft something- "I can't do that right now."
 * Failed to give something- "Nah, that ain't right."
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "Only a hoser sleeps during the day."
 * Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "I'm not feelin' too restful right now."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "My belly is too empty to fall asleep."
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "It's too scary out to sleep."
 * Trying to give item to a busy mob- "I'll try again in a mo'."
 * Trying to give item to a dead mob- "I don't think they... um..."
 * Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "It's sleeping."
 * Not enough fertilizer- "Need more poop, eh?"
 * Hounds are coming- "There's something out there."
 * Depths Worms are coming- "Oh geez. I hope you're ready, Lucy."
 * Deerclops is coming- "What was that?"
 * Inventory Full- "I can't carry any more kit."
 * Can't rummage (generic)- "I can't right now. Sorry!"
 * Can't store (generic/full)- "It's full, eh?"
 * Can't store (invalid item)- "That's not allowed, eh?"
 * Eating- "Tasty!"
 * Eating (stale food)- "I got to that one just in time."
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "That was a wee bit manky."
 * Eating (painful food)- "That was past the expiry date."
 * Hungry- "I'm getting peckish."
 * Object broken, fixable- "I think I can fix this!"
 * Earthquake- "The ground is heaving!"
 * Exiting a cave- "

Reign of Giants

 * Lightning miss- "That tickled a bit, eh?"
 * Overheating- "It's so hot out here!"
 * Tree Shelter- "Thanks for the shelter, buddy. I'm still gonna chop you."
 * Wetness (low)- "It's a curse of water."
 * Wetness (medium)- "Plaid's warm, even when wet."
 * Wetness (high)- "I'm getting quite wet, eh?"
 * Wetness (highest)- "Better hold on tight to Lucy."
 * Dropping tool while wet- "The stuff of nightmares!"
 * Smoldering item- "It's aboot to go up in flames, eh?"
 * Burnt- "Ouch, that's hot!"
 * Giant arrival- "What was that?"
 * Trying to sleep on fire- "Not sure that's entirely safe."

Don't Starve Together

 * Can't store (generic/full)- "It's already packed tighter than a Toronto streetcar."
 * Can't store (invalid item)- "I could probably find a better place to put that."
 * Already has Critter- "I need to take care of the pet I have."
 * Atrium destabilizing-
 * "We better hightail it out of here."
 * "Let's skedaddle!"
 * "There'll be trouble if we don't leave."
 * Ruins renewal- "All that hard work gone to waste."
 * Battlecry (Deer)- "Hunting season's open!"
 * Becoming ghost- "oOooOOOO!!"
 * Beefalo mount health low- "This beast looks in a bad way, eh."
 * Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "Maybe I can find a caribou to ride instead."
 * Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "I should wait for the dust to settle, eh?"
 * Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "I should wait for the dust to settle, eh?"
 * Blueprint already known- "I know that already, eh?"
 * Can't learn blueprint- "Err... do you understand this one, Luce?"
 * Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "I don't think I'm in the right place for this."
 * Can't rummage (occupied)- "Sorry! I'll wait til you're finished there."
 * Can't store (occupied)- "Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to hover over your shoulder."
 * Can't write on sign (generic)- "No thanks. I have terrible writing."
 * Can't write on sign (in use)- "If I could just... scooch in there after you..."
 * Sinkhole warning-
 * "Pothole incoming."
 * "Take cover!"
 * "Dangerous 'round here."
 * Cave-in warning- "Sounds like some trouble up above."
 * Danger, unable to leave game- "I better deal with these hosers first."
 * Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
 * "No... Don’t get up... Lucy..."
 * "Heavy... Eh...?"
 * "Hnff..."
 * "Nothin' like... honest work..."
 * "...oof..."
 * "No point... complainin'..."
 * "I'll keep... lumberin' along..."
 * "Huff... huff..."
 * "I'm more of a chopper than a lifter..."
 * "Work's... gotta get done..."
 * Ghost sanity drain- "I'm goin', like, nutso over here..."
 * Health too low, unable to attune- "I feel worse than a used roll of duct tape. Maybe later?"
 * Klaus enraged- "I think it's time to run."
 * Klaus summoning Krampii- "Monster hosers, incoming."
 * Loot Stash (wrong key)- "That was the wrong key, eh?"
 * Loot Stash (Klaus)- "Now's not the time, eh?"
 * The Lazy Deserter (teleported)- "I got sand in my beard."
 * Mushroom Planter needs living log- "That needs a magic log, eh?"
 * Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "That needs a mushroom spore, eh?"
 * Not Gem- "That doesn't look like a magic rock to me."
 * Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "I don't think that one'll work here."
 * Plant diseased pick warning- "Well that's not right."
 * Plant diseased dig warning- "Fixed'r right up."
 * Refusing to eat invalid food- "I don't think my teeth could cut through that."
 * Refusing to eat yucky food- "I'd rather chew on blubber balls!"
 * Trees petrifying- "No! Not the wood!"
 * Unable to build structure (mounted)- "Not as tall as a moose, but still too high to place that."
 * Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "I've something for you when you've got a mo'."
 * Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "I don't think they... um..."
 * Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "They need to make room for my present, eh?"
 * Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "Let them get some shut eye."
 * Unable to receive gift (danger)- "Now's definitely the wrong time to be celebratin' Christmas."
 * Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I'd rather open that with my feet on the ground."
 * Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "That's okay. I just need a good flannel, anyway."

Shipwrecked

 * Volcano eruption warning- "
 * Volcano eruption- "
 * Sea Hounds are coming- "There's a fish nearby... and it's hungry!"
 * Sealnado is coming- "What was that?"
 * Map border approaching- "I'm leaving charted waters..."
 * Entering map border- "Into waters unknown!"
 * Exiting map border- "That was unwise!"
 * Riding wave- "For the North!"
 * Boat losing durability- "
 * Boat leak- "
 * Boat sinking- "We're goin' down, eh?"
 * Trawl Net full- "It's time to reel it in!"
 * Crabbit escape- "
 * Wrong world- "

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomplishment- "Lucy is going to be so proud of me!"
 * Accomplishment completed- "That's a wrap, eh!"

Skins

 * Formal Set- "I clean up pretty good, eh?"
 * Survivor Set- "I could do with a haircut and a cup of tea, eh?"
 * Shadow Set- "Forests are full of shadows, eh?"
 * Halloween Costume Set- "To chop the tree, you must be the tree."
 * Challenger Set- "I've been in scraps before, eh?"
 * Warrior Set- "Don't start a tussle you can't finish."
 * Rose Set- "I grow, untamed and untended."
 * Verdant Set- "Even the most majestic tree's gotta start as a seed."

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 * Maxwell's Head- "Just a head, eh?"
 * Deadly Feast- "That doesn't smell quite right, eh."
 * Skull Chest- "That's scary!"
 * Golden Pitchfork- "Welp. I can't unmake it, so..."
 * Boat- "Must have hit a nor'easter."
 * Sunk Boat- "That wood has seen better days."
 * Lava Pit- "It's looking a tad crusty."
 * Lava Pit (normal)- "A fire that needs no wood? Unnn-natural!"
 * Lava Pit (low)- "Needs more... wood?"
 * Lava Pit (out)- "It looks like it could break."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Hey! That's just mean!"
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "
 * Tree Clump- "You're asking for a good chop, bud."
 * Pig Tent- "Looks to be some sort of tent."
 * Chest (trap)- "Something is not quite right aboot that chest."
 * DEVTOOL- "I'm not commenting on that."
 * UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "Ouch! That wasn't very polite."
 * UNIMPLEMENTED- "It looks unfinished, eh?"
 * UNIMPLEMENTED- "It doesn't look safe."
 * ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "Close one!"
 * Rubble- "Broken furniture."
 * Hit by Bishop charge- "Hey now!"
 * Shadow Digger- "Are your little buddies, uh... alive?"
 * Chest (trap)- "Something is not quite right about that chest."
 * Scaled Furnace (generic, no gems)- "Tacky taxidermy."
 * Scaled Furnace (low, one gem)- "Just bask in that warm glow."
 * Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "It got even tackier, eh?"
 * Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "Don't breathe it in, Lucy!"
 * WETPAPER- "Damp."
 * Bernie (Forge)- "Hey there little fella."
 * Poison Frog- "Keep your poison spit to yourself, eh!"
 * Peacock- "What a ridiculous thing. Bah!"
 * Mr. Skittish- "
 * Swimming Horror- "

Base Game

 * Heat Stone- "We call these 'night rocks' back home."
 * Heat Stone (cold)- "It's gone cold, eh?"
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "It's getting a bit dimmer."
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "I could chop all winter with that in my pocket!"
 * Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "A watched plant never grows."
 * Blow Dart- "This seems a bit aggressive."
 * Fire Dart- "This seems a bit more aggressive than the last one."
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "I didn't even share!"
 * Honeycomb- "I almost feel bad taking this."
 * Grave- "I should probably leave that alone."
 * Sinkhole- "It looks like Sudbury down there."
 * Relic- "Piece of furniture."
 * Tentacle- "Are there squid down there?"
 * Werepig- "What happened to him?!"
 * Mandrake- "What have I done?"
 * Wet Goop- "I've eaten worse."
 * Research (high value)- "Informative."
 * Research (normal value)- "Learnin' keeps your mind sharp. Like an axe."
 * Research (low value)- "That was barely even worth it, eh?"
 * Sunken Boat- "This fellow's not from these parts."

Reign of Giants

 * Tree Shelter- "I won't chop you down immediately as thanks for the shelter."

Don't Starve Together

 * Queenly Figure (shaking)- "Brace yourself, Lucy."
 * Venomeer- "That poison'd be a problem, eh?"
 * Diseased Twiggy Tree- "It's caught a bit of a bug."
 * Cave-in Boulder- "Looks like that can be moved, eh?"
 * Diseased Grass Gekko- "It's lookin' pretty unhealthy."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "No berries left!"
 * Lake- "I should spend some time at the lake."
 * Lavae Egg (cracked)- "I never thought I would see a happy egg."
 * Lavae Egg (too cold)- "I don't think that egg is warm enough."
 * Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Where's the arsonist? This needs to burn."
 * Ancient Fuelweaver- "That fuel stuff's gone to its head."
 * Wilson (generic)- "Look who it is! Wilson!"
 * Wilson (attacker)- "That Wilson isn't very polite..."
 * Wilson (attacker)- "%s isn't very polite..."
 * Wilson (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
 * Wilson (reviver)- "Wilson, you're an alright guy."
 * Wilson (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Wilson."
 * Willow (generic)- "Look who it is! Willow!"
 * Willow (attacker)- "That Willow isn't very polite..."
 * Willow (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
 * Willow (reviver)- "Willow, you're an alright gal."
 * Willow (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright gal."
 * Willow (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Willow."
 * Wolfgang (generic)- "Look who it is! Wolfgang!"
 * Wolfgang (attacker)- "That Wolfgang isn't very polite..."
 * Wolfgang (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
 * Wolfgang (reviver)- "Wolfgang, you're an alright guy."
 * Wolfgang (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright guy."
 * Wolfgang (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Wolfgang."
 * Wendy (generic)- "Look who it is! Wendy!"
 * Wendy (attacker)- "That Wendy isn't very polite..."
 * Wendy (attacker)- "%s isn't very polite..."
 * Wendy (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
 * Wendy (reviver)- "Wendy, you're an alright gal."
 * Wendy (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright gal."
 * Wendy (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Wendy."
 * WX-78 (generic)- "Look who it is! WX!"
 * WX-78 (attacker)- "That WX isn't very polite..."
 * WX-78 (attacker)- "%s isn't very polite..."
 * WX-78 (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
 * WX-78 (reviver)- "WX, you're an alright sort."
 * WX-78 (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that WX."
 * Wickerbottom (generic)- "Look who it is! Wickerbottom!"
 * Wickerbottom (attacker)- "That Wickerbottom isn't very polite..."
 * Wickerbottom (attacker)- "%s isn't very polite..."
 * Wickerbottom (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
 * Wickerbottom (reviver)- "Wickerbottom, you're an alright gal."
 * Wickerbottom (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright gal."
 * Wickerbottom (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Wickerbottom."
 * Woodie (generic)- "Look who it is! Other-Woodie!"
 * Woodie (attacker)- "That Woodie isn't a true Canadian..."
 * Woodie (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
 * Woodie (reviver)- "Other-Woodie, you're an alright guy."
 * Woodie (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright guy."
 * Woodie (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Woodie."
 * Wes (generic)- "Look who it is! Wes!"
 * Wes (attacker)- "That Wes isn't very polite..."
 * Wes (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
 * Wes (reviver)- "Wes, you're an alright guy."
 * Wes (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Wes."
 * Maxwell (generic)- "Look who it is! Maxwell!"
 * Maxwell (attacker)- "That Maxwell isn't very polite..."
 * Maxwell (attacker)- "%s should learn some manners..."
 * Maxwell (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
 * Maxwell (reviver)- "Maxwell, you're an alright guy."
 * Maxwell (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright guy."
 * Maxwell (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Maxwell."
 * Wigfrid (generic)- "Look who it is! %s!"
 * Wigfrid (attacker)- "%s could learn some manners..."
 * Wigfrid (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright gal."
 * Webber (attacker)- "%s isn't very polite..."
 * Webber (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
 * Long Pig- "Should probably put it away somewhere nice and respectful."
 * Cooked Long Pig- "That's not exactly what we had in mind."
 * Long Pig Jerky- "Desperate times, eh?"
 * Gnome- "He looks friendly."
 * Gnome- "The strongman would appreciate that moustache."
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "Reminds me... need to convince the arsonist to take a bath."
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "Reminds me... gotta convince the pyromaniac to take a real bath."
 * Back Scratcher- "If you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours, eh?"
 * Back Scratcher- "The Viking keeps using it to 'spar' with me and Lucy. We're afraid."
 * Shoe Horn- "I don't need help putting my shoes on, eh?"
 * Shoe Horn- "The magician probably needs that for his fancy shoes."
 * Wire Hanger- "Nowhere to hang clothes in the woods."
 * Toadstool escaping- "It's gonna turn tail soon."
 * Toadstool escaped- "The warty hoser ran away!"

Shipwrecked

 * Joy of Volcanology- "Make it rain hellfire!"
 * Palm Tree- "Makes me pine for the lumber yards."
 * Seashell- "It makes me want to get back into arts and crafts."
 * Bioluminescence- "Like nature's lightbulb."

Uncertain

 * DEPLETED_GRASS- "It's probably a tuft of grass."

Trivia

 * Woodie's examination quote for Monster Lasagna is a reference to the comic strip Garfield, where the main character is a feline whose favorite food is Lasagna.
 * Woodie's quote on Lucy is a reference to the famous sitcom, I Love Lucy.
 * When examining a Spider Den, Woodie (who is Canadian) will say, "Holy Mackinaw! Look at that thing!" This is a reference to the catchphrase of Canadian sportscaster Joe Bowen.
 * Woodie's examination quote for Rot is a reference to John Diefenbaker, Canada's 13th Prime Minister.
 * Woodie's examination quote for Bone Shards is a reference to the fairy tale "Jack and the Beanstalk", in which the giant says that he will "Grind [the man's] bones to make my bread."
 * Woodie's examination quote for the burnt Science Machine in RoG ("How did it get burned?!") may be a reference to The Wickerman, where when examining a burnt doll, the main protagonist yells "HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!"
 * Woodie's examination quote for pengulls refers to a song recorded by Rush and Bob and Doug McKenzie. The lyrics go "Take off/To the Great White North/Take off/It's a beauty way to go". The characters Bob and Doug McKenzie also used catchphrases like "hoser" (or "hosehead") and made frequent references to backbacon and toques, which informs Woodie's quotes.
 * The line "All work and no play makes me want to chop trees", said when Lucy is equipped, is a reference to The Shining's iconic quote "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy".
 * His quote for Wendy as a murderer ("Hereeee's Woodie!") is a similar reference to another iconic quote ("Hereeee's Johnny!"), including the fact that Jack also wields an axe.
 * Woodie's examination quote for Mushroom Lights is a reference to the song "Colors of the Wind" from the film Pocahontas.