Woodie quotes

This page lists Woodie's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can shift-click items and objects to examine them.

Tools

 * Axe - It's not as nice as Lucy.
 * Luxury Axe - It's almost as nice as Lucy.
 * Lucy the Axe - I love Lucy!
 * Shovel - Dig a hole. Plant a tree!
 * Regal Shovel - Time to dig golden holes.
 * Pickaxe - Almost an axe, but not quite.
 * Opulent Pickaxe - It's pretty but can't chop down trees.
 * Razor - A true lumberjack never shaves.
 * Razor (can't shave) - You can't shave what's not hair.
 * Razor (nothing left) - It's already shorn, eh?
 * Hammer - Everyone makes mistakes, eh?
 * Pitchfork - This really isn't my style.

Light

 * Campfire (upon being built) - Where's my guitar?
 * Campfire (high) - Uh oh! It's bit high!
 * Campfire (normal) - I love a fire in the evening.
 * Campfire (low) - I should probably do something about that, eh?
 * Campfire (embers) - It's almost gone.
 * Campfire (burned out) - It was good while it lasted.
 * Fire Pit (upon being built) - It uses wood.
 * Fire Pit (high) - I'm using too much wood too fast!
 * Fire Pit (normal) - Mmmm. Smells woody.
 * Fire Pit (low) - There should be some wood around here somewhere.
 * Fire Pit (embers) - I should go chop some wood for that, eh?
 * Fire Pit (burned out) - If only I had some wood.
 * Torch - Trees by torchlight.
 * Torch (run out) - My light ran out!
 * Miner Hat - Down deep in a coal mine.
 * Miner Hat (run out) -
 * Pumpkin Lantern - It better not tip over.
 * Lantern - High tech!

Survival

 * Backpack - That's my rucksack.
 * Piggyback - I used all parts of the pig.
 * Bird Trap - I'll show those birds yet!
 * Bug Net - It can collect skeeters.
 * Fishing Rod - I should spend some time at the lake.
 * Straw Roll - I've slept on worse back at the lumber camp.
 * Fur Roll - I love camping.
 * Tent - I'm used to sleeping in worse.
 * Trap - Work smarter, eh?
 * Honey Poultice - At least I didn't have to pay for it.
 * Healing Salve - Healthiness in goo form.
 * Heat Stone - We call those 'night rocks' back home.
 * Heat Stone (cold) - It's gone cold, eh?
 * Heat Stone (warm) - It's getting a bit dimmer.
 * Heat Stone (hot) - I could chop all winter with that in my pocket!
 * Umbrella - This will keep my beard dry, eh?
 * Compass - True north.

Food

 * Crock Pot - It seems a waste to just leave it sitting there empty.
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left) - It'll be a bit longer, eh?
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left) - Oh boy! Here it comes!
 * Crock Pot (finished) - Time for supper!
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm - I prefer larger plants.
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing) - They'll never reach chopping size.
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertillizer) - I think it needs some poop.
 * Ice Box - Ahhhh. Reminds me of home.
 * Drying Rack - It's set up... just add meat.
 * Drying Rack (drying) - This is like watching meat dry.
 * Drying Rack (finished) - That looks done.

Science

 * Science Machine - I don't trust all this science stuff.
 * Alchemy Engine - This is getting strange.
 * Shadow Manipulator - OK, I kind of get it now.
 * Winterometer - We can build these half as tall back home.
 * Rainometer - Rain makes the trees grow.
 * Lightning Rod - Weather's not going to get the drop on me now.
 * Lightning Rod (charged) - It's pretty like the northern lights.
 * Gunpowder - Never did like this stuff.

Fight

 * Spear - It lacks the heft of a good solid axe.
 * Hambat - What a waste of good ham.
 * Boomerang - That looks hard to throw.
 * Boomerang (hit self) - Sorry! Clumsy me!
 * Blow Dart -
 * Sleep Dart - I can make my escape if I use this!
 * Fire Dart - This seems a bit aggressive.
 * Football Helmet - Will this give me hockey hair?
 * Grass Armor - It's better than nothing.
 * Logsuit - It fits me so well!
 * Marble Armor - It's hard to swing an axe while wearing this.
 * Bee Mine - I don't know if the bees like this.
 * Tooth Trap - This seems a bit rough.
 * Shelmet - This will keep my noggin safe.
 * Snurtle Shell Armor - You can never be too safe.

Structures

 * Bee Box - Bees!
 * Bee Box (no honey) - I get hungry just looking at it.
 * Bee Box (some honey) - I could get more if I waited.
 * Bee Box (full with honey) - Honey!
 * Birdcage - It's where I try to make birds reform their evil ways.
 * Birdcage (occupied) - Think about what you've done, bird!
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping) - They look so innocent when they dream.
 * Pig House - A little duct tape would fix that right up.
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off) - Sorry! I'm not looking in!
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on) - It's bacon - stuffed.
 * Hay Wall (inventory) - I could sneeze it over.
 * Hay Wall (placed) - I could sneeze it over.
 * Wood Wall (inventory) - I like the look of that!
 * Wood Wall (placed) - I like the look of that!
 * Stone Wall (inventory) - Safe and secure, eh?
 * Stone Wall (placed) - Safe and secure, eh?
 * Chest - Wood is so handy! Look at all the things you can make!
 * Chest (full) - It's already packed tighter than a Toronto streetcar.
 * Chest (not allowed to store, like backpack) - That's not allowed, eh?
 * Sign - Is there anything wood can't do?

Turfs

 * Wooden Flooring - Flooring fit for a king!
 * Carpeted Flooring - Too classy for my tastes
 * Cobblestones - Just some ground, eh?
 * Checkerboard Flooring - Looks like one of those city - people outhouses.
 * Turf - Just some ground, eh?

Refine

 * Rope - Good for holding stuff to other stuff.
 * Boards - So smooth. You can really see the grain.
 * Cut Stone - Part of the Canadian shield.
 * Papyrus - I'd rather chop than write.
 * Purple Gem - It's nothing a good chopping wouldn't fix.
 * Nightmare Fuel - All of me fears in liquid form, eh?

Magic

 * Meat Effigy - I look good in wood.
 * Pan Flute - I only sing for Lucy.
 * Night Light - What kind of darkness is that?
 * Night Armor - It makes me queasy to look at.
 * Dark Sword - Nightmares can't hurt ye!
 * One - man Band - I stand on guard for thee!
 * Bat Bat - A mouse with wings?

Dress

 * Sewing Kit - I'm pretty good at sewing.
 * Rabbit Earmuff - Where I'm from these would only work in the fall.
 * Strawhat - It will keep the sun off my head.
 * Beefalo Hat - Now I'm the king of the beefalo!
 * Beekeeper Hat - This will keep the bees out of my eyes.
 * Feather Hat - I don't want to wear that... thing.
 * Winter Hat - It's a nice toque, eh?
 * Top Hat - It's too fancy.
 * Dapper Vest -
 * Breezy Vest - Nice and breezy
 * Puffy Vest - This could stand up to the winters back home, eh?
 * Bush Hat - It's good for hiding from nature.
 * Garland - I think it looks nice with my red hair.
 * Walking Cane - It's good for the back country.

Gemology

 * Chilled Amulet - Just need a beverage to cool now, eh?
 * Nightmare Amulet - The sparkle is gone from the gem.
 * Life Giving Amulet - Always have a backup plan.
 * Fire Staff - I don't trust this magic business.
 * Ice Staff -
 * Telelocator Staff - Just another use for wood. & I wonder what this thing does. (Two entries)

Nature - Plants

 * Evergreen - It's calling to me!
 * Evergreen (chopped) - Ahhhh!
 * Evergreen (burning) - Nooo! I could have chopped it!
 * Evergreen (burnt) - What a waste.
 * Lumpy Evergreen - Lucy would want me to chop it down.
 * Lumpy Evergreen (chopped) - Another one!
 * Lumpy Evergreen (burning) - I'm sorry!
 * Lumpy Evergreen (burnt) - I feel terrible!
 * Log - It makes it all worthwhile.
 * Log (burning) - Oh no! The fruits of my labour!
 * Charcoal - This makes me a bit sad.
 * Pinecone - I should grow it and then chop it down!
 * Baby Evergreen - Here comes a tree!
 * Spiky Tree - Trees shouldn't fight back!
 * Spiky Tree (chopped) - It was a hard battle, but I won.
 * Spiky Tree (burning) - That's what you get for being spiky!
 * Spiky Tree (burnt) - It deserved it.
 * Marble Tree - Even Lucy can't chop that one down.
 * Sapling - I want to see it grow so that I can chop it down.
 * Sapling (picked) - Picking isn't as fun as chopping.
 * Sapling (burning) - Aw! He barely had a chance!
 * Sapling (picked up) - Mmmmm. It's all twiggy.
 * Twigs - I should build a tiny axe to chop these.
 * Grass - Looks like kindling.
 * Grass (picked) - It's gone all nubbly.
 * Grass (barren) - I need to poop on it.
 * Grass (burning) - I hope that doesn't spread to the trees.
 * Grass Tuft - It makes my eyes water.
 * Cut Grass - I think I might be allergic to this.
 * Berry Bush - Saskatoon berries?
 * Berry Bush (picked) - I didn't even share!
 * Berry Bush (barren) - It needs a good poopin'
 * Berry Bush (burning) -
 * Berry Bush (picked up) - Time for a little landscaping.
 * Reeds - Reeds.
 * Reeds (picked) - They'll be back.
 * Reeds (burning) - Fire makes me nervous.
 * Cut Reeds - Want to hear my loon call?
 * Plant - I wonder what it will be.
 * Plant (growing) - A watched plant never grows.
 * Plant (ready to be picked) - Time for grub.
 * Marsh Plant - Plant.
 * Spiky Bush - That's a bramble.
 * Spiky Bush (after picking it) - Was that worth it?
 * Flower - That's nice.
 * Petals - I wonder if Lucy would like these.
 * Evil Flower - Something is wrong with that flower.
 * Dark Petals - They're frowning at me with little evil faces.
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked) - It's a red mushroom.
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping) - They have their own schedule.
 * Red Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground) - I think I broke it.

Nature - Objects

 * Bee Hive - They're all comfy - cosy in there.
 * Killer Bee Hive - Why are those bees so angry?
 * Honeycomb - I almost feel bad taking this.
 * Hound Mound - I know better than to mess with that.
 * Bone - It's covered with dog spit, eh?
 * Touch Stone - I don't know if I should touch it.
 * Harp Statue - You lost your head, eh?
 * Marble Pillar - Somebody must have built that.
 * Marble - Feels like a government building.
 * Merm House - They're not the handiest.
 * Merm Head - Smells like a factory trawler.
 * Pig Head - What a waste of good pork.
 * Pig Torch - How did they do that without thumbs?
 * Basalt Boulder - That rock ain't going to move.
 * Boulder - I could break it down if I tried hard enough.
 * Rocks - For the times when wood won't work.
 * Flint - This could be an axe head.
 * Nitre - It's how we build the railway.
 * Gold Nugget - You can't make a coffee table out of gold.[newline]Well, maybe you can. But you shouldn't.
 * Headstone (1) - "It says milk. eggs. bacon"
 * Headstone (2) - "Here lie some guy. Blah blah blah."
 * Headstone (3) - "Hey, that's my name!"
 * Headstone (4) - "This headstone is blank."
 * Grave - I should probably leave that alone.
 * Grave (dug) - Sorry! Don't haunt me!
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile - Hey! A clue!
 * Animal Tracks - A large woodland creature passed this way!
 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail) - The beastie got away.
 * Animal Tracks (found) - The beastie is nearby.
 * Wooden Thing - It's a... magic thing, I think.
 * Wooden Thing (locked) - There are bits missing, eh?
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled) - It's almost ready, eh?
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled) - Ready to go, eh?
 * Ring Thing - Ringy, eh?
 * Crank Thing - Cranky, eh?
 * Box Thing - Boxy, eh?
 * Metal Potato Thing - Potato - y, eh?
 * Wormhole (closed) - That looks like a bum!
 * Wormhole (open) - I'm not sure I want to look at that, eh?
 * Wormhole (exited) - It was gross in there!
 * Pond - I can't swim!
 * Skeleton - Sorry, friend.
 * Spider Den - Holy Mackinaw! Look at that thing!
 * Spider Egg - Why would I want to carry that around?
 * Rabbit Hole - I doubt there are trees down there.
 * Walrus Camp - Walruses are nearby, eh?
 * Walrus Camp (Summer) - This won't be safe come winter.

Nature - Caves

 * Plugged Sinkhole - It's bunged up.
 * Sinkhole - It looks like Sudbury down there.
 * Rope to Surface - There are probably trees up there.
 * Mushtree - I can't let that stand.
 * Red Mushtree - Maybe I should chop it.
 * Green Mushtree - It's made of wood.
 * Light Flower - Shiny!
 * Light Bulb - I looks chewy. [sic]
 * Stalagmite - I'm not too interested in rocks.
 * Stalagmite (pointy) - I'm not too interested in rocks.
 * Spilagmite - I should skedaddle before they come out of there.
 * Slurtle Mound - Are you guys doing OK in there?
 * Rabbit Hutch - Is it carrot flavoured?
 * Fern - Hey! It's a fern!
 * Foilage - Looks like a salad.
 * Cave Banana Tree - They don't have those back home.

Mobs - Monsters

 * Knight - Maxwell's own mounted police.
 * Bishop - It's been a while since my last confession.
 * Charlie (the darkness monster) - Who's there, eh?
 * Charlie (attacked by) - Yeouch! That was rough!
 * Hound - They'd be good at pulling a sled.
 * Red Hound - Hot hound!
 * Blue Hound - Arctic hounds?
 * Hound's Tooth - Beauty, eh?
 * Spider - That's the biggest spider I've ever seen!
 * Spider (sleeping) - Careful, now, eh?
 * Spider (dead) -
 * Spider Warrior - They come in yellow now, eh?
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping) - I don't want to wake it.
 * Spider Warrior (dead) -
 * Spider Gland - I think it's poison.
 * Silk - Spiders give me the willies.
 * Krampus - Back off, hoser!
 * Krampus Sack - I feel bad taking someone else's sack.
 * Merm - What foul sea did that crawl out of?
 * Tentacle - Are there squid down there?
 * Tentacle Spike - It wobbles when you wave it.
 * Tentacle Spots - I'm blushing!
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar) - It's so big!
 * Baby Tentacle - Are those squid babies?
 * Pig Guard - I don't want to make him mad.
 * Werepig - What happened to him?!
 * Ghost - Boo! Ha ha!
 * Mactusk - Oh no. Walruses again!
 * Weetusk - Why are they so far south?
 * Walrus Tusk - He had a cavity, eh?
 * Tam 'o Shanter - My grandad wore a hat like this.
 * Mosquito - That'll take a pint out of me!
 * Mosquito (picked up) - What do I do with this, eh?
 * Nearby Mosquitoes - Skeeters!
 * Cave Spider - Tricky devil!
 * Spitter - Spitting is rude!
 * Batilisk - Who taught that rat to fly?
 * Snurtle - Spirals!
 * Slurtle - He's just misunderstood.
 * Slurtle Slime - Someone needs a tissue.
 * Broken Shell - I broke his home. I feel bad.
 * Lureplant - Is that meat?
 * Fleshy Bulb - It's warm and lumpy.
 * Eye Plant - It needs to mind its own business.

Mobs - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo - He smells like a sod house.
 * Beefalo (following) - I think he likes me.
 * Beefalo (sleeping) - He's catching some zeds.
 * Beefalo (shaved) - Cheer up, eh?
 * Beefalo Wool - It feels like my beard.
 * Beefalo Horn - I don't know if I should put my mouth on that.
 * Baby Beefalo - A face only a mother could love.
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping) -
 * Nearby Bees - Bees! Bees!
 * Bee - She's making the flowers grow.
 * Bee (picked up) - Now what do I do with it?
 * Killer Bee - That bee doesn't seem as friendly.
 * Killer Bee (picked up) - He's none to pleased with his situation.
 * Stinger - Ouch! It's pointy.
 * Pig - Walking back bacon!
 * Pig (following) - We're a team! Yah!
 * Pig (sleeping) -
 * Pig Skin - Bacon with tail.
 * Bunnyman - He looks friendly enough.
 * Beardlord -
 * Bunny Puff -
 * Frog - I don't trust anything that can't decide between air and water.
 * Frog (sleeping) - It's tired.
 * Frog (dead) - Ex - frog.
 * Koalefant - He looks tasty.
 * Winter Koalefant - They get tastier in the winter.
 * Rock Lobster - Lobster supper time!
 * Pengull - Take off! To the Great White North! Beauty.
 * Splumonkey - Well then. That's a new one.

Mobs - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly - I never trusted those things, eh?
 * Butterfly (picked up) - Where are you going to run?
 * Crow - He's planning something. I can tell.
 * Crow (picked up) - "You'll pay for your crimes, crow!
 * Crow Feather - A gross feather.
 * Redbird - What a snotty little jerk.
 * Redbird (picked up) - Don't get comfortable, birdie.
 * Redbird Feather - A disgusting feather.
 * Snowbird - Go fly south or something!
 * Snowbird (picked up) - It's stealing my warmth.
 * Snowbird Feather - A stupid feather.
 * Gobbler - More birds! Why is it always birds?
 * Eye Bone - No one ever told him it was rude to stare.
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed) - I wonder if it will ever wake up again.
 * Ashes of Eye Bone - This used to be an eyebone.
 * Chester - He's doing his best!
 * Rabbit - Dang ground squirrels...
 * Rabbit (picked up) - I'd feel bad eating him.
 * Beardling -
 * Beardling (picked up) -
 * Fireflies - Reminds me of Algonquin park.
 * Fireflies (picked up) - I've got a pocket full of sunshine!
 * Mandrake - What have I done?
 * Mandrake (following) - It's looking at me.
 * Mandrake (dead) - Sorry, little guy.
 * Mandrake (cooked) - Sorry! & Was that a bad thing to do? (Two entries)
 * Mandrake (knocked out by) - Ow. What was that?

Mobs - Tallbird Family

 * Tallbird - I don't trust birds that can't fly, either.
 * Tallbird Nest (empty) - Nothing there.
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg) - I should steal its egg to each it a lesson. [sic]
 * Tallbird Egg - What's in here?
 * Tallbird Egg (cooked) - It tastes like justice.
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg - It's hatching.
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg) - You can taste the beak, eh?
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot) - Is it crying?
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold) - Too cold for you?
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left) - Birds are never prompt.
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left) - Any time now.
 * Smallbird - What do you want?
 * Smallbird (hungry) - It wants something.
 * Smallbird (starving) - I think it's starving.
 * Smallish Tallbird - It's growing up to be a jerk, just like its parents.
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry) - Are you ALWAYS hungry?
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving) - It getting wild with hunger.
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird - Sorry! I'll try harder!

Mobs - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif) -
 * Living Log -
 * Spider Queen -
 * Spider Hat -
 * Deerclops -
 * Deerclops Eyeball -

Mobs - Other

 * Maxwell -
 * Pig King -
 * Wes (trapped) -
 * Abigail -

Food - Meats

 * Bird Egg -
 * Bird Egg (cooked) -
 * Rotten Egg -
 * Monster Meat -
 * Cooked Monster Meat -
 * Monster Jerky -
 * Meat -
 * Cooked Meat -
 * Leafy Meat -
 * Cooked Leafy Meat -
 * Jerky -
 * Drumstick -
 * Fried Drumstick -
 * Fish -
 * Cooked Fish -
 * Morsel -
 * Cooked Morsel -
 * Jerky -
 * Koalefant Trunk -
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk -
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak -
 * Frog Legs -
 * Cooked Frog Legs -
 * Batilisk Wing -
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing -
 * Kabobs - The stick really adds to the flavor.

Food - Fruits

 * Pomegranate -
 * Sliced Pomegranate -
 * Durian -
 * Extra Smelly Durian -
 * Dragon Fruit -
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit -
 * Berries -
 * Roasted Berries -
 * Cave Banana -
 * Cooked Banana -

Food - Vegetables

 * Corn -
 * Popcorn -
 * Carrot (in the ground) -
 * Carrot (picked up) -
 * Roasted Carrot -
 * Pumpkin -
 * Hot Pumpkin -
 * Eggplant -
 * Braised Eggplant -
 * Red Mushroom -
 * Green Mushroom -
 * Blue Mushroom -

Food - Crock Pot

 * Mandrake Soup -
 * Turkey Dinner -
 * Most recipes -

Food - Other

 * Seeds -
 * Seeds (specific) -
 * Roasted Seeds -
 * Honey -
 * Butterfly Wings -
 * Butter -
 * Rot -
 * Red Mushroom (picked) -
 * Red Mushroom (cooked) -
 * Green Mushroom (picked) -
 * Green Mushroom (cooked) -
 * Blue Mushroom (picked) -
 * Blue Mushroom (cooked) -

Misc Items

 * Blueprint -
 * Gears -
 * Ash -
 * Red Gem -
 * Blue Gem -
 * Beard Hair -
 * Manure -
 * Guano -
 * Melty Marbles -
 * Fake Kazoo -
 * Gord's Knot -
 * Gnome - Don't ask me.
 * Tiny Rocketship -
 * Frazzled Wires -
 * Ball and Cup -
 * Hardened Rubber Bung -
 * Mismatched Buttons -
 * Second - hand Dentures -
 * Lying Robot -
 * Dessicated Tentacle -

Adventure Mode

 * Failed -
 * Obelisk that is down while sane (sane, down) -
 * Obelisk that is up while sane (insane, down) -
 * Obelisk that is down while sane (insane, up) -
 * Obelisk that is up while sane (sane, up) -
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base) -
 * Divining Rod -
 * Divining Rod (cold) -
 * Divining Rod (warm) -
 * Divining Rod (warmer) -
 * Divining Rod (hot) -
 * Divining Rod Base -
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock) -
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked) -
 * Maxwell's Door -
 * Maxwell's Phonograph -
 * Maxwell's Light -
 * Maxwell Statue -
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap -
 * Maxwells Tooth Trap (went off) -
 * Beemine (Maxwell's) -
 * Sick Wormhole -
 * Nightmare Lock -
 * Nightmare Throne -
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne -

Announcements

 * Generic -
 * Freezing -
 * Turning Winter -
 * Battlecry -
 * Battlecry (on prey) -
 * Battlecry (Pig) -
 * Battlecry (Spider) -
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior) -
 * Dusk -
 * Entering Light -
 * Entering Darkness -
 * Doing things in the dark -
 * Failed to do something -
 * Failed to craft something -
 * Trying to sleep during the day -
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry -
 * Trying to sleep near monsters -
 * Hounds are coming -
 * Deerclops is coming -
 * Eating -
 * Eating (spoiled food) -
 * Eating (stale food) -
 * Eating (painful food) -
 * Hungry -
 * Earthquake -

Lucy the Axe Quotes

 * Equipped (1) - "Let's chop some trees!"
 * Equipped (2) - "Nice day for a walk!"
 * Equipped (3) - "We make a good team!"
 * Equipped (4) - "There must be some trees around here somewhere."
 * Equipped (5) - "Woodie! Chop some trees!
 * Equipped (6) - "All work and no play makes me want to chop trees."
 * Equipped (7) - "Chop chop chop. Heh."
 * On Ground (1) - "Come back! Take me with you!"
 * On Ground (2) - "Where did you go?"
 * On Ground (3) - "Take me with you!"
 * On Ground (4) - "What if I get stolen?"
 * In Container (1) - "It's dark in here!"
 * In Container (2) - "I'm scared!"
 * In Container (3) - "I can't see anything!"
 * In Container (4) - "I hate it in here."
 * Other Owner (1) - "You're not Woodie!"
 * Other Owner (2) - "Put me down!"
 * Dropped (1) - "You'll come back right?"
 * Dropped (2) - "What did I say?"
 * Dropped (3) - "I... don't understand!"
 * Dropped (4) - "Can we talk about this?"
 * Dropped (5) - "Don't forget about me!"
 * Chopped (1) - "Woooooo!"
 * Chopped (2) - "Yeah!"
 * Chopped (3) - "Stupid tree!"
 * Chopped (4) - "Nom nom nom!"
 * Chopped (5) - "We did it!"
 * Chopped (6) - "This is AWESOME!"
 * Chopped (7) - "Death to all trees!"
 * Chopped (8) - "Again! Let's chop another!"
 * Chopped (9) - "Nice swing!"
 * Chopped (10) - "Too easy!"
 * Beaver Low (1) - "Are you OK?"
 * Beaver Low (2) - "You look distracted, Woodie."
 * Beaver Low (3) - "Calm down! It's just a tree!"
 * Beaver Mid (1) - "Woodie? Can you hear me?"
 * Beaver Mid (2) - "You might want to slow down a bit."
 * Beaver Mid (3) - "Careful, you're getting yourself worked up!"
 * Beaver Mid (4) - "Don't chop too fast. You know what will happen!"
 * Beaver High (1) - "Woodie! Be careful!"
 * Beaver High (2) - "It's starting!"
 * Beaver High (3) - "You're not looking so good!"
 * Beaver High (4) - "Your teeth are growing!"
 * Beaver High (5) - "Watch out! You're going to turn!"
 * Beaver Back Down (1) - "That was a close one!"
 * Beaver Back Down (2) - "I think we'll be alright."
 * Beaver Back Down (3) - "You're looking much better now."
 * Beaver Back Down (4) - "It's passed. For now."
 * Beaver Back Down (5) - "It's back in the lodge. Phew."
 * Transformation To Beaver (1) - "Oh no!"
 * Transformation To Beaver (2) - "It happened again!"
 * Transformation To Beaver (3) - "The curse!"
 * Transformation To Beaver (4) - "I warned you!"
 * Transformation To Beaver (5) - "Woodie!"
 * Transform Back To Woodie (1) - "You're back!"
 * Transform Back To Woodie (2) - "Quick! Pick me up!"
 * Transform Back To Woodie (3) - "Are you OK?"
 * Transform Back To Woodie (4) - "Don't let that happen again!"
 * Transform Back To Woodie (5) - "Everything is going to be fine. Just focus."