Character quotes

This page lists Character quotes that different Characters say when the player examines an in-game item or object. Generic quotes are shared between all (or most) characters.

Generic
It's a....thing.

Wilson
Evergreen- "It's all piney."

Burning tree- "What a waste of wood."

Evergreen (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."

Tree Stump- "Take that, nature!"

Pinecone- "I can hear a tiny tree inside, trying to get out.

Sapling- "That'll teach him."

Grass- "I cut it down in the prime of its life."

Berry Bush (picked)- "Maybe they'll grow back?"

Axe- "It's my trusty axe."

Rabbit Hole- "That must lead to the Kingdom of the Bunnymen."

Beard Hair- "I made them with my face."

Tallbird- "That's a tall bird!"

Mandrake (following)- "Stop following me!"

Mandrake (dead, picked up)- "I've heard strange things about these plants."

Mandrake (cooked)- "Poor little guy."

Rabbit (in inventory)- "Do you like science?"

Carrot (in inventory)- "Yuck. It's all vegtabley."

Bird Trap- "Gives me a 'net' advantage."

Ghost- "This offends me as a Scientist."

Meat Effigy- "What a handsome devil!"

Maxwell- "I hate that guy,"

Willow
Evergreen- "It looks like it would burn well."

Seeds- "Farming is boring."

Burning Tree- "YES! BURN!"

Burnt Tree- "I wish it was still burning."

Pine Cone- "Hey there tree seed."

Razor- "Why did I build this?"

Beard Hair- "Where did these come from?"

Straw Roll- "Smells like wet."

Drumstick- "I should gobble it."

Fried Drumstick- "Now it's even tastier."

Maxwell- "He's so condescending."

Wendy
Abigail- "That's my twin sister, Abigail."

Evergreen- "Nature is so boring."

Tree Stump- "Everything dies."

Boulder- "Even that is not permenant."

Flower- "It's bright and cheery. Blech."

Petals- "I have destroyed something beautiful."

Campfire- "A vision of Hell!"

Maxwell- "I feel a strange kinship with him."

Wolfgang
Evergreen- "Hello tree!"

Tree Stump- "Ha! I have prevailed!"

Log- "Is thick like my arm."

Board- "I break log to make board!"

Pinecone- "I could crush this tree-seed with my hands!"

Twigs- "Puny twigs! I can break them!"

Sapling- "

Sapling in inventory- "He is cold and lonely."

Rock- "Is rock. What you not get?"

Rot- "Is ball of yuck!"

Manure- "Smelly!"

Flint- "Is rock, but pointy-er."

Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"

Crow- "I do not like birds."

Seeds- "Too small to eat."

Chest- "I put stuff there!"

Torch- "I attack night with fire stick."

When torch runs out- "Oh no! The light is gone!"

Pig king- "Ha! Is good people!"

Bee- "Is fat and angry-looking."

Tooth trap- "It bites bottoms from below!"

Monster Meat- "Is not looking like food."

Cooked Monster Meat- "I still do not think I should eat this."

At low hunger- "My mighty belly is empty!"

Level 4 fire- "Is too much fire!"

Level 3 fire- "Is good fire!"

Level 2 fire- "The fire is not hot enough."

Level 1 fire- "The darkness is coming!"

Fire pit- "Uh oh. It turned off."

Berry bush without berries- "Eating part is gone."

Berry bush with berries-

Dead berry bush-

Berry bush in inventory- "He is cold and lonely."

Most crock pot Recipes- "I cooked it myself!"

Maxwell- "A fancy suit is no match for my muscles!"

WX78
Evergreen- TARGET ACQUIRED.

Burning tree- SOON THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT.

Evergreen (burnt)- I WIN. GOOD.

Butterfly- I THINK IT'S SO PRETTY.

Beehive- HOW INDUSTRIAL.

Bee- A MINDLESS DRONE. I LIKE HIM.

Spider- THREAT DETECTED.

Chester- THE STORAGE UNIT APPEARS TO BE SENTINENT.

Eye Bone- IT IS THE DRM KEY TO THE STORAGE UNIT.

Beefalo- IT STINKS OF MEAT.

Beefalo (shaved)- I HAVE HUMILIATED IT. GOOD.

Pigmen- THEY EXHIBIT MINIMAL INTELLIGENCE.

Pig King- THAT APPEARS TO BE THE DOMINANT PIG.

Gobbler- THAT IS AN UNUSUALLY LARGE BIRD.

Rabbit- IT IS PERFORMING A SEARCH ALGORITHM.

Log- LOG(1) = 0.