Talk:Crock Pot/@comment-12430623-20130812215946/@comment-25082345-20140911221816

Plus, it should at least be Magic. I mean, it can...


 * Turn stanky, rotten, hairy, purple meat and a stick into delicious bacon/cook a whole egg without ANY shells in said sunny-side ups/turn two perfectly normal eggs blue.


 * Turn two hunks of bird meat and a tiny bit of rabbit into a whole ham.


 * Turn two drumsticks into a whole, sliced turkey.


 * Pull bread out of thin air to make a frog leg sandwich.


 * Make bowls, pots, and plates out of thin air to hold all this stuff in.


 * etc, etc, etc...