Wilson quotes



"I am one heck of a scientist."

- Wilson

This page lists Wilson's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Base Game

 * Axe- "It's my trusty axe."
 * Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy axe."
 * Shovel- "There's a lot going on underground."
 * Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."
 * Pickaxe- "Iconic, isn't it?"
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey, isn't gold really soft?"
 * Razor- "A sharpened rock tied to a stick. Hygienic!"
 * Hammer- "Stop! It's time! To hammer things!"
 * Pitchfork- "Maxwell might be looking for this."
 * Feather Pencil- "The feather increases the scientific properties of the writing."
 * Brush- "I bet the beefalo really like this."
 * Saddle- "That'll allow the mounting of some smelly animal."
 * War Saddle- "The only problem is the saddle sores."
 * Glossamer Saddle- "This saddle really flies!"
 * Saddlehorn- "This could take a saddle off."
 * Salt Lick (normal, burning, and burnt)- "How many licks does it take to get to the center?"

Shipwrecked

 * Machete- "I like the cut of this blade."
 * Luxury Machete- "Hack in style!"

Hamlet

 * Shears- "Shearly delightful."

Don't Starve Together

 * Axe- "A trusty axe."
 * Pitchfork- "Now I just need an angry mob to join."
 * Lucy the Axe- "It's a prettier axe than I'm used to."

Base Game

 * Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."
 * Campfire (high)- "That fire is getting out of hand!"
 * Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."
 * Campfire (out)- "Well, that's over."
 * Fire Pit (out)- "At least I can start it up again."
 * Torch- "Something to hold back the night."
 * Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Spooky!"
 * Lantern- "A more civilized light."

Reign of Giants

 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "Sure beats darkness."
 * Endothermic Fire (high)- "That fire is getting out of hand!"
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."
 * Endothermic Fire (out)- "Well, that's over."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "At least I can start it up again."
 * Moggles- "A wretched stench but excellent visibility."

Shipwrecked

 * Chiminea (all stages)- "Take that, wind!"
 * Bottle Lantern- "A bottle full of sunshine."
 * Boat Torch- "This'll keep my hands free."
 * Boat Lantern- "This will do wonders for my night-vision!"
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "This fire pit is a conductor for even more... fire."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "This is my best invention yet."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "At least I can start it up again.
 * Tar Lamp- "That's a real slick lamp."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Science protects my fires out here."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "I'm glad we're surrounded by water."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (normal)-"As cozy as it gets."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "It's getting low."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "Better put something on it before it goes out."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "It finally went out."

Hamlet

 * Cork Candle Hat- "What a bright idea!"
 * Cowl- "A hat, made of bat."

Don't Starve Together

 * Campfire and Endothermic Fire (embers)- "That fire needs more fuel or it's going to go out."
 * Miner Hat- "A hands-free way to brighten your day."
 * Mushlight (off)- "It's a big, science-y 'shroom."
 * Mushlight (on)- "Science makes it light up."
 * Mushlight (burnt)- "Comboletely burnt."
 * Glowcap (off)- "We could make a prime light source with some primary colors."
 * Glowcap (on)- "Blue is obviously the most scientific color."
 * Glowcap (burnt)- "I didn't mildew it, I swear."
 * Willow's Lighter- "It's her lucky lighter."

Base Game

 * Backpack- "You could fit a whole lot of science in there."
 * Piggyback- "I feel kinda bad for that."
 * Bird Trap- "Gives me a net advantage!"
 * Bug Net- "For catching bugs."
 * Fishing Rod- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."
 * Straw Roll- "It smells like wet."
 * Fur Roll- "It's so warm and comfy."
 * Tent- "I get sort of crazy when I don't sleep."
 * Trap- "I wove it real tight."
 * Honey Poultice- "Seems sterile enough."
 * Healing Salve- "The stinging means that it's working."
 * Umbrella- "This will keep my hair dry, at least."
 * Compass-
 * N- "North."
 * S- "South."
 * E- "East."
 * W- "West."
 * NE- "Northeast."
 * SE- "Southeast."
 * NW- "Northwest."
 * SW- "Southwest."
 * Compass (generic)- "Which way am I facing?"
 * Bundling Wrap- "Wrapping things up should make them easier to carry."
 * Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "I need to have something to wrap."
 * Bundled Supplies- "Our supplies are in there!"

Reign of Giants

 * Insulated Pack- "The fur keeps the temperature inside stable."
 * Luxury Fan- "Down to bring my temperature down."
 * Siesta Lean-to- "A nice place for an afternoon rest out of the heat."
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "Night is for sleeping, not taking siestas."
 * Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "It's too dangerous right now!"
 * Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I'm too hungry for a siesta!"
 * Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I don't think I could really relax down here."
 * Tent (burnt)- "Nothing left to sleep in."
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It won't provide much shade now."
 * Thermal Stone- "I could manipulate its temperature."
 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It's colder than ice."
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "That's a cold stone."
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's quite warm and cuddly... for a rock!"
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "Nice and toasty hot!"
 * Pretty Parasol- "This will keep my hair moderately dry, at least."

Shipwrecked

 * Thatch Pack- "I call it a thatchel."
 * Booty Bag- "I can keep my booty in here."
 * Sea Sack- "I hate when food has that not-so-fresh taste."
 * Tropical Fan- "Down to bring my temperature down."
 * Silly Monkey Ball- "I have a strange desire to name it after myself."
 * Tropical Parasol- "My hair looks good wet... it's when it dries that's the problem."
 * Anti Venom- "Tastes horrible!"
 * Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Shade, sweet shade."

Hamlet

 * Bug B'Gone- "Take that, bugs!"
 * Bird Whistle- "For the birds."

Don't Starve Together

 * Piggyback- "This little piggy's gone... "home"."
 * Fishing Rod- "Hook, line and stick!"
 * Umbrella- "I always hate when my hair gets wet and poofy."
 * Luxury Fan- "Down to bring the temperature down."
 * Pretty Parasol- "My hair looks good wet... it's when it dries again that's the problem."
 * Telltale Heart- "The beating of this hideous heart will bring a ghost back to life!"
 * Booster Shot- "A scientific breakthrough! The cure!"
 * Waterballoon- "What a scientific marvel!"
 * Whirly Fan- "Somehow the breeze comes out the back twice as fast."
 * Flare- "I can light it to let everyone know I'm here."
 * Bernie (held and inactive)- "It's all scorched."
 * Bernie (active)- "That teddy bear is moving around. Interesting."
 * BERNIE!- "Remind me not to get on Willow's bad side."
 * Bernie (broken)- "It finally fell apart."
 * Chef Pouch- "A breakthrough in culinary science!"

Base Game

 * Crock Pot (empty)- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is going to take a while."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"
 * Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
 * Bee Box- "Bees!"
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "It's empty."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "I should wait a bit."
 * Bee Box (full of honey)- "It's full of honey."
 * Farm- "I should try planting some crops."
 * Farm (growing)- "Go plants go!"
 * Farm (finished)- "Mmmm. Ready to harvest."
 * Farm (needs fertilizer)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."
 * Ice Box- "I have harnessed the power of cold!"
 * Drying Rack- "I should dry some meats."
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Meat takes a while to dry."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "Jerky time!"

Reign of Giants

 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "The pot got cooked."
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "How did it get burned?!!"
 * Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "I don't think anything will grow in a pile of ash."
 * Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Meat takes even longer to dry in rain."
 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "The rack got dried."
 * Bucket-o-poop- "That is definitely a bucket full of poop."

Shipwrecked

 * Mussel Stick- "I'm really going to stick it to those mussels."
 * Mussel Bed- "I should find a good spot for these."
 * Fish Farm (empty)- "I need to find some fish eggs for this."
 * Fish Farm (growing)- "The fish babies haven't hatched yet."
 * Fish Farm (one fish)- "There's a fish!"
 * Fish Farm (two fish)- "The fish are still multiplying."
 * Fish Farm (three fish)- "This has been a successful fish experiment!"
 * Fish Farm (four fish)- "I'd better start harvesting these!"

Hamlet

 * Sprinkler- "Water you think it's for?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Bee Box (some honey)- "Need to wait a bit."
 * Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It could use a spore. Or a mushroom transplant."
 * Mushroom Planter (some)- "It should keep growing now."
 * Mushroom Planter (lots)- "The mushrooms have really taken to the log."
 * Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "That's a lot of mushrooms!"
 * Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "I might be able to fix it with a fresh log."
 * Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "The power of science compelled it."
 * Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "I don't think it can grow in this cold."
 * Portable Crock Pot- "Now we're cookin'!"
 * Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Now we're done cookin'!"
 * Portable Grinding Mill- "It mixes all the food."
 * Portable Seasoning Station- "This will spice things up."
 * Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "Should make things a little tastier."

Base Game

 * Science Machine- "It breaks down objects into their scientific components."
 * Alchemy Engine- "It's even more science-y than the last one!"
 * Thermal Measurer- "I am one heck of a scientist."
 * Rainometer- "It measures cloudiness."
 * Lightning Rod- "I can harness the heavens!"
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "The power is mine!"
 * Gunpowder- "It looks like pepper."

Reign of Giants

 * Science Machine (burnt)- "It won't be doing much science now."
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "The extra science didn't keep it alive."
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Its measuring days are over."
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "The measuring parts went up in a cloud of smoke."
 * Ice Flingomatic (off)- "All quiet on the flinging front."
 * Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Fling on!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "The fuel tank is getting a bit low."
 * Electrical Doodad- "It's whirring with electricity."

Shipwrecked

 * Sea Lab- "For sea science!"
 * Ice Maker 3000- "It's putting along!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "It's running great!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (medium)- "It's putting along."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "It seems to be slowing down."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "I can hear it sputtering."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It needs more fuel."
 * Quacken Drill- "I can get more tar if I used this at sea."

Hamlet

 * Smelter- "I smelt that!"
 * Oscillating Fan- "Fan-tastic."

Don't Starve Together

 * Thermal Measurer- "Mercurial."
 * Lightning Rod- "To harness the heavens!"
 * Cartographer's Desk- "Now I can show everyone what I found!"
 * Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "So much for that."
 * Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Nothing but ash now."
 * Potter's Wheel- "We can make stone sculptures with this."
 * Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Burnt right down."
 * Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "Not even science could make that into a sculpture."
 * Potter's Wheel (Marble or Cut Stone placed)- "Ready for sculpting."
 * Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "We already put something there."
 * Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "A masterpiece!"
 * Potter's Wheel (sketch already known)- "We already know that one."
 * Think Tank- "I think tanks are in order."
 * Think Tank (burnt)- "The science has been lost to sea."

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomploshrine- "I want to use it, and I want the world to know that I did."

Base Game

 * Spear- "That's one pointy stick."
 * Ham Bat- "This seems unsanitary."
 * Boomerang- "Aerodynamical!"
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! I should try to catch that!"
 * Blow Dart- "Good practice for my birthday cake!"
 * Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."
 * Fire Dart- "This seems fundamentally unsafe."
 * Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."
 * Grass Suit- "I hope there are no bugs in this."
 * Log Suit- "That is a perfectly reasonable piece of clothing."
 * Marble Suit- "This looks really heavy."
 * Bee Mine- "It buzzes when I shake it."
 * Tooth Trap- "This is a nasty surprise."

Reign of Giants

 * Scalemail- "Hot mail!"
 * Morning Star- "It's electric!"
 * Weather Pain- "Spinning doom."

Shipwrecked

 * Poison Spear- "Now it's extra deadly."
 * Poison Dart- "The pointy end goes that way."
 * Coconade- "I'll need to light it first."
 * Coconade (lit)- "This seems dangerous."
 * Spear Gun (empty), Spear Gun, Poison Spear Gun, Obsidian Spear Gun- "Science takes care of me."
 * Cutlass Supreme- "I hope this sword doesn't start to smell..."
 * Horned Helmet- "Nice and dry. This helmet will protect me from the elements."
 * Seashell Suit- "Arts and crafts!"
 * Limestone Suit- "I'm sure this will hold up great!"
 * Cactus Armor- "The best defense is a good offense."

Hamlet

 * Halberd- "Now I can't be caught off-guard."
 * Cork Bat- "Put a cork in it."
 * Weevole Mantle- "Yeesh. This is kinda creepy."
 * Mant Mask- "There's still some goo stuck to the insides."
 * Mant Suit- "It's brittle."
 * Fancy Helmet- "Protects my brains."
 * Tin Suit- "Science says I'm safe in here."
 * Blunderbuss- "Well, this will come in handy."

Don't Starve Together

 * Grass Suit- "Hopefully there aren't any bugs in it."
 * Bee Mine- "It buzzes when shaken."
 * Battle Helm- "Pretty fancy hat, that."
 * Battle Spear- "It feels very stabby."
 * Electric Dart- "It has shocking accuracy."
 * Tail o' Three Cats- "Nothing like loud noises to help keep the peace."
 * Napsack- "It makes snooze circles when I throw it."
 * Cookie Cutter Cap- "At least my hair will stay dry."

Base Game

 * Birdcage- "I should put a bird in it."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "That's my bird!"
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Awwww, he's asleep."
 * Pig House- "These pigs have pretty fancy houses."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I can see a snout pressed up against the window."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Come ON! I know you're home!"
 * Rabbit Hutch- "That's not a real carrot."
 * Hay Wall (held)- "This seems like a bad idea."
 * Hay Wall- "Hmmmm. I guess that'll have to do."
 * Wood Wall (held)- "Pickets!"
 * Wood Wall- "Pointy!"
 * Stone Wall (held)- "They make me feel so safe."
 * Stone Wall- "That's a nice wall."
 * Chest- "It's my tickle trunk!"
 * Sign- "It says 'You are here'."
 * Potted Fern- "A fern in a pot."
 * Mini Sign (held)- "It's not much use like this. We should place it."
 * Mini Sign (empty)- "We should draw something on there."
 * Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "This'd be easier if I had the item in front of me."
 * Mini Sign (drawn on)- "I could draw better than that!"
 * Wood Fence (held)- "All we need to build a nice, sturdy fence."
 * Wood Fence- "It's just a wood fence."
 * Wood Gate (held)- "All we need to build a nice, sturdy gate."
 * Wood Gate- "It opens. And closes sometimes, too."

Reign of Giants

 * Pig House (burnt)- "Not so fancy now, pig!"
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "That's not a real roasted carrot."
 * Hay Wall (burnt)- "That won't do at all."
 * Wood Wall (burnt)- "Burnt!"
 * Chest (burnt)- "That trunk was truncated."
 * Scaled Chest- "Next best thing to a lockbox!"
 * Sign (burnt)- "I can't read it any longer."

Shipwrecked

 * Sand Castle- "Look what I made!"
 * Sand Castle (sand)- "It's a sandcastle, in the sand!"
 * Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "What a bore-ing house."
 * Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Here be evil."
 * Limestone Wall (held)- "These would do more good if I placed them."
 * Limestone Wall- "Sturdy."
 * Dragoon Den- "Even goons gotta sleep."
 * Sandbag (held)- "Sand technology on the go."
 * Sandbag- "Keeps the water at bay."
 * Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Ahoy!"
 * Seaworthy (SW world)- "It's broken."
 * Buoy- "Awww yaaaaa Buoy!"
 * Sea Chest- "Watertight, just like all my theories."
 * Ballphin Palace- "The place where the ballphins roost."
 * Sea Wall (held)- "I have to build it in the water."
 * Sea Wall- "I shelled out for the good stuff."

Hamlet

 * Cork Barrel- "Room for two. Or three."
 * Cork Barrel (burnt)- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Birdcage- "Now it just needs a bird."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Who's a good bird?"
 * Chest- "It's a tickle trunk!"
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "He's looking a bit peckish."
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "Did I forget to feed you?"
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "Maybe he's just resting?"
 * Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "That bird is definitely deceased."
 * Directional Sign- "It says 'Thataway'."
 * Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "The sign is currently blank."
 * Directional Sign (burnt)- "'Don't play with matches.'"
 * End Table (empty and burning)- "I should put something in there."
 * End Table (flowers)- "A flower in a vase on a table."
 * End Table (new light source)- "It's nice to have a little light."
 * End Table (old light source)- "Did we remember to pick up new bulbs?"
 * End Table (wilted)- "Not looking too fresh."
 * End Table (burnt)- "A burnt vase on a burnt table."
 * Friendly Scarecrow- "All dressed up and no where to crow."
 * Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Someone made that strawman eat crow."
 * Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Someone MURDERed that scarecrow!"
 * Moon Rock Wall (held)- "Very light, but surprisingly tough."
 * Moon Rock Wall- "Spacey and smooth!"
 * Scaled Furnace- "It's scalding!"
 * Wardrobe- "It holds dark, forbidden secrets..."
 * Wardrobe (burning)- "That's burning fast!"
 * Wardrobe (burnt)- "It's outta style now."
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "I don't want to change right now."
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "It's too dangerous right now!"
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, in use)- "It can only handle one style change at a time."
 * Potted Succulent- "A succulent in a pot."
 * DIY Royalty Kit- "Looks fit for a swamp king!"
 * DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "There was something fishy about that throne anyway."
 * Royal Tapestry- "Just what is she planning?"
 * Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "I suppose we'll never know what it was for now."

Base Game

 * Rope- "Some short lengths of rope."
 * Boards- "Boards."
 * Cut Stone- "I've made them seductively smooth."
 * Papyrus- "Some sheets of paper."
 * Purple Gem- "It contains the mysteries of the universe."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "This stuff is crazy!"
 * Beeswax- "Beeswax is a scientifically proven preservative!"
 * Wax Paper- "Some sheets of wax paper."

Shipwrecked

 * Cloth- "Soft cloth made from hard root!"
 * Limestone- "Looks like a useful building material."
 * Empty Bottle- "Just an empty bottle."
 * Coral Nubbin- "I want nubbin to do with that."

Hamlet

 * Claw Palm Sapling- "Science at work."

Don't Starve Together

 * Cut Stone- "Seductively smooth."
 * Cratered Moonrock- "I should stick something shiny in it. For research."
 * Marble Bean- "I traded the old family cow for it."
 * Feathery Canvas- "I'm making a quillt!"

Base Game

 * Meat Effigy- "What a handsome devil!"
 * Prestihatitator- "Who would name something that?"
 * Shadow Manipulator- "What have I created?"
 * Pan Flute- "I can serenade the animals."
 * Night Light- "It gives off a spooky light."
 * Night Armor- "Wearing this makes me feel safe and insecure."
 * Dark Sword- "I dreamed it myself!"
 * One-man Band- "I should have added a beefalo bell."
 * Bat Bat- "I bet I could fly if I held two of these."
 * Belt of Hunger- "A soggy, sustaining, succulent suit."
 * Chilled Amulet- "Cool as ice!"
 * Nightmare Amulet- "It's whispering to me."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "I feel so safe when I'm wearing it."
 * Fire Staff- "I don't want to set the world on fire."
 * Ice Staff- "It's cold to the touch."
 * Telelocator Staff- "It can show me the world."
 * Telelocator Focus (full)- "It's ready to go."
 * Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It needs more purple gems."
 * Telolocator Socket (full)- "Looks ready."
 * Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It needs a gem."

Reign of Giants

 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Not much use anymore."
 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Fire doesn't really solve naming issues..."
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Whatever it was, it's burnt now."
 * Old Bell- "Dingalingaling."

Shipwrecked

 * Piratihatitator- "It's twisting my tongue."
 * Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Fire doesn't really solve naming issues..."
 * Dripple Pipes- "Is it dripping...?"

Hamlet

 * Hogus Porkusator- "More science for my brain!"
 * Hogus Porkusator (burnt)- "
 * Pugalisk Wand- "Sends shivers down my spine."
 * Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Entrance-ing."
 * Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "That's exit-ing!"
 * Living Artifact- "It's alive. ALIVE!"
 * Root Trunk- "It rooted out all my things!"
 * Vortex Cloak- "Ha ha! Take that nightmares!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Pan Flute- "To serenade the animals."
 * Night Armor- "Wearing that makes me feel safe and insecure."
 * Dark Sword- "Why would anyone make this? It's terrifying."
 * One-man Band- "We should add a beefalo bell."
 * Bat Bat- "I bet I could fly if I held two of them."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "I feel so safe when I get to wear it."
 * Telelocator Staff- "That could reveal the world."
 * Ocuvigil- "That's an entirely scientific mapping tool."
 * Moon Dial (generic)- "Water amplifies the science, allowing us to measure the moon."
 * Moon Dial (new moon)- "It's a new moon."
 * Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is waxing."
 * Moon Dial (full moon)- "It's a full moon."
 * Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon is waning."
 * Moon Dial (in Caves)- "There's no moon down here to measure."
 * The Lazy Deserter- "This pyramid controls the sands."
 * The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Ready for departiculation."
 * Kitschy Beaver Idol- "I guess science works differently up North."
 * Kitschy Goose Idol- "That thing's giving ME goosebumps!"
 * Kitschy Moose Idol- "A perfectly normal cursed moose thing."

Base Game

 * Sewing Kit- "Darn it! Darn it all to heck!"
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "At least my ears won't get cold..."
 * Straw Hat- "Hats always ruin my hair."
 * Beefalo Hat- "That's a case of hat-hair waiting to happen."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."
 * Feather Hat- "I AM A BIRD!"
 * Winter Hat- "It'll be good for when winter comes."
 * Top Hat- "What a nice hat."
 * Dapper Vest- "This vest is dapper as all get-out."
 * Breezy Vest- "Wilderness casual."
 * Puffy Vest- "Winter survival gear."
 * Bush Hat- "It's kind of scratchy."
 * Garland- "It smells like prettiness."
 * Walking Cane- "It makes walking seem much easier!"

Reign of Giants

 * Cat Cap- "Ears hat!"
 * Fashion Melon- "Let the juice run down your face."
 * Ice Cube- "Stay cool, boy."
 * Rain Coat- "Keeps the rain where it ought to be. Outside my body."
 * Rain Hat- "It'll mess up my hair, but I'll stay nice and dry."
 * Summer Frest- "Keep off, evil sun!"
 * Floral Shirt- "It's not lab-safe!"
 * Eyebrella- "It will watch over me."
 * Hibearnation Vest- "Welcome to hibernation station!"

Shipwrecked

 * Brain of Thought- "Two brains means double the ideas!"
 * Snakeskin Hat- "Should repel the rain."
 * Snakeskin Jacket- "How fashionable!"
 * Blubber Suit- "Well, it's something."
 * Windbreaker- "The wind doesn't stand a chance!"
 * Tar Suit- "I'll pitch a fit if I have to wear that."
 * Particulate Purifier- "Sucks all the stink out."
 * Sleek Hat- "It really cuts through the air!"
 * Shark Tooth Crown- "What a dangerous looking hat."
 * Dumbrella- "The second umbrella keeps the first umbrella dry."

Hamlet

 * Gas Mask- "Now I can breath anywhere."
 * Pith Hat- "Pithy."
 * Thunderhat- "Does this hat make me look scientific?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "Makes you warm and fuzzy inside. Outside, too."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "Protects your skin, but squashes your meticulous coiffure."
 * Feather Hat- "BECOME THE BIRD!"
 * Walking Cane- "Technically walking is just controlled falling."
 * Rain Coat- "Keeps the rain where it ought to be. Outside your body."
 * Rain Hat- "Messy hair... the terrible price of dryness."
 * Eyebrella- "It watches over the wearer."
 * Fashion Goggles- "What a stylish pair of goggles."
 * Desert Goggles- "Quality eye protection."
 * Funcap- "Makes the wearer look like a fun guy."
 * Seawreath- "Sometimes you have to feel worse to feel better."
 * Clever Disguise- "Finally, I can show my face in public."

Base Game

 * Thulecite- "I wonder where this is from?"
 * Thulecite Wall (held)- "A solid piece of history."
 * Thulecite Wall- "An ancient piece of wall."
 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "All is well."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Getting pretty magical around here."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "I think it's becoming more concentrated!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "It seems to be staying steady."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Feels like it's receding."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "The nightmare is almost gone!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "There's no magic around here."
 * The Lazy Forager- "Teleportation can be so useful."
 * Magiluminescence- "Warm to the touch."
 * Construction Amulet- "Just when I thought I couldn't get any better."
 * The Lazy Explorer- "This beats walking."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "I put a gem on a stick."
 * Deconstruction Staff- "This will come in handy."
 * Pick/Axe- "It's brilliant!"
 * Thulecite Crown- "Fit for a king. Or me."
 * Thulecite Suit- "It's oddly light."
 * Thulecite Club- "It has quite a heft to it."
 * Houndius Shootius (held)- "I think it's sleeping."
 * Houndius Shootius- "I hope it doesn't turn on me."

Don't Starve Together

 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's becoming more concentrated!"
 * Construction Amulet- "No base should be without one!"
 * Star Caller's Staff- "A genius invention... a gem on a stick."
 * Thulecite Crown- "How's my hair?"

Shipwrecked

 * Log Raft- "This looks... boat-like..."
 * Raft- "This looks... adequate..."
 * Row Boat- "It runs on elbow grease."
 * Cargo Boat- "It has room for all my stuff!"
 * Armored Boat- "That is one durable boat."
 * Encrusted Boat- "A mere shell of a ship."
 * The "Sea Legs"- "A vessel fit for a scallywag."
 * Boat Repair Kit- "This will add some float to my boat."
 * Thatch Sail- "This should really transform my boating experience."
 * Cloth Sail- "That wind isn't getting away now!"
 * Snakeskin Sail- "Scale it and sail it!"
 * Feather Lite Sail- "It's feather-light!"
 * Iron Wind- "This is how a scientist should travel."
 * Boat Cannon- "The only thing better than a boat is a boat with a cannon."
 * Quackering Ram- "Does my ingenuity know no bounds?!"
 * Sea Trap (held and placed)- "For the deadliest catch."
 * Sea Yard (off)- "It's not in shipshape right now."
 * Sea Yard (on)- "For keeping my ships in tiptop shape!"
 * Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "I'll need to refill that soon."
 * Tar Extractor (off)- "I have to turn it on."
 * Tar Extractor (on)- "It's running smoothly."
 * Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "I need to refuel that."
 * Trawl Net- "Nothing but net."
 * Trawl Net (detached)- "It's bulging with potential!"
 * Trawl Net (sinking)- "I think it's sinking."
 * Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "It is definitely sinking."
 * Spyglass- "I spy with my little eye..."
 * Super Spyglass- "I can see forever!"
 * Captain Hat- "The proper boating attire!"
 * Pirate Hat- "Fit for a cutthroat scallywag. Or me."
 * Lucky Hat- "Does it make me look scurvy... I mean scary!?"
 * Life Jacket- "Keeps me afloat without my boat!"

Hamlet

 * Cork Bowl Canoe- "An accident waiting to happen."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Machete- "It's hot to the touch."
 * Obsidian Axe- "A winning combination!"
 * Obsidian Spear- "This will leave a mark."
 * Obsidian Armor- "I'm a genius."
 * Obsidian Coconade- "It's even bombier!"
 * Howling Conch- "I can hear the wind trapped within."
 * Sail Stick- "There must be a scientific explanation for this."
 * Volcano Staff- "The label says 'Keep out of reach of children'."

Hamlet

 * Disarming Tools- "A trap for traps!"
 * Ball Pein Hammer- "It's a tiny little hammer."
 * Gold Pan- "Critics panned it."
 * Magnifying Glass- "Science awaits!"

Hamlet

 * Lamp Post (off)- "Lusterless."
 * Lamp Post (on)- "Plain fire. No science involved."
 * Town House- "Both a house, and a home."
 * Town House (burning)- "
 * The Sterling Trough Deli- "A place to eat."
 * Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "A common store full of common goods."
 * Curly Tails Mud Spa- "I could use a fix-me-up."
 * Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "There's fresh produce in there."
 * Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "A garden variety shop."
 * 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "A lot of strange things in there."
 * The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "This could put a twinkle in my eye."
 * The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Instruments of destruction."
 * The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "A place to hang your hat."
 * Swinesbury Academy- "I can smell the history."
 * Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Ah. A useful place for a change."
 * The Tinkerer's Tower- "For science-ing!"
 * Palace- "Majestic."
 * Swinesbury City Hall- "The local lawmaker."
 * My City Hall- "I'm a Gentleman Politician now."
 * Security Contract- "It says I can hire my own town guard."
 * Slanty Shanty- "
 * Slanty Shanty (owned)- "Home sweet home."
 * Watch Tower- "It's surprisingly sturdy."

Hamlet

 * House Expansion Permit- "My new lab awaits!"
 * Demolition Permit- "Time to demonstrate some demolition."

Flooring.pnging

 * Wood, Checkered, and Slate Flooring- "Totally floored."
 * Marble Flooring- "It's the floor."
 * Sheet Metal Flooring- "A-floor-dable."
 * Garden Stone Flooring- "A stone cold floor."
 * Geometric Tiles Flooring- "A geometric ton of flooring."
 * Shag Carpet- "Wipes the floor with the other flooring."
 * Transitional Flooring- "I 'wood' not say no to someone finishing this."
 * Wood Panel Flooring- "Totally floored."
 * Herringbone Flooring- "Stone cold floor."
 * Hexagon Flooring- "Totally floored."
 * Curvy Hoof Flooring- "Totally floored."
 * Octagon Flooring- "Geometric ton of flooring."

Shelves.pnges

 * Carved Bookshelf, Windowed Cabinet, and Marble, Glass, Hutch, Adjustable, Wall Mounted, and A-Frame Shelf- "A place to put stuff."
 * Basic Bookshelf- "Basic."
 * Cinderblock Bookshelf and Crates and Pallet Shelf- "It could use some work."
 * Ladder Shelf- "Nice use for a ladder."
 * Industrial Shelf- "Functional."
 * Fridge- "This doesn't make sense."
 * Floating and Pipe Shelf- "A place to hang stuff."
 * Hat Tree- "A place to hang your hat."

Plantholders.pngholders

 * Basic Plantholder- "It's a potted plant."
 * WIP Plantholder- "It's still a work in progress."
 * Fancy Plantholder- "That's fancy."
 * Bonsai, Dishgarden, Philodendron, Birdcage, and Palm Plantholder- "A fancy way to hold a plant."
 * Orchid, Draceana, Xerographica, and Marble Plantholder- "A fancy way to hold a fancy plant."
 * ZZ Plantholder- "A holder for a fancy plant."
 * Fernstand Plantholder- "A fancy way to hold a boring plant."
 * Fern Plantholder- "A hanging plant."
 * Terrarium Plantholder- "A plant cage."
 * Plantpet Plantholder- "It's like a pet that grows!"
 * Traps Plantholder- "Those look hungry."
 * Pitcher Plantholder- "It's a growing chandelier!"
 * "Character" Tree- "It's bent out of shape over something."
 * Festive Tree- "Is it that time of year already?"

Columns.pngns

 * Planed Wood and Round Column- "Stable enough."
 * Millinery Column- "Adds some stability."
 * Lit Marble Column- "Adds some fancy stability."

Wall Papers.png Papers

 * Wood Panelling- "A bunch of wood."
 * Checkered Wall Paper- "A chunk of checkered stuff put on a wall."
 * Floral Wall Paper- "Some fancy stuff put on a wall."
 * Sunflower and Harlequin Wall Paper- "Pretty paper on a wall."
 * Peagawk Wall Paper- "Pretty paper on a wall."
 * Orange Wall Paper- "It's a wall."
 * Purple Wall Paper- "It's a wall."
 * Rope Wall Panneling- "I'm 'knot' going to say anything bad about it."
 * Circle Wall Tiling- "Pretty paper on a wall."
 * Marble Wall Tiling- "'Marble'ous piece of wall."
 * Fine Wall Tiling- "It's a wall."
 * Full Wall Moulding- "Kind of square."
 * Upholstered Wall- "Im-'plush'-onable."

Ceiling Lights.pngng Lights

 * Wired Bulb- "Looks pretty sad."
 * Metal Shade Lamp- "Very functional."
 * Chandalier and Hanging Blooming and Floral Lamp- "A fancy hanging light."
 * Rope Light- "It could use some decoration."
 * Dual Rope Light- "Two boring lights."
 * Blown Glass Bulb- "Fancy hanging light."
 * Cherry Lamp Shade- "A fancy light."
 * Tophat and Derby Light- "Someone left their hat up there."

Wall Decorations.png Decorations

 * Photo- "Who's that kid?"
 * Full Length Mirror- "Now I can look at my gentlemanly figure."
 * Embroidery Hoop- "How cozy."
 * Mosaic and Wreath- "Well that's nice."
 * Axe- "I have an axe to grind with this."
 * Hunt- "In-spear-ed."
 * Periodic Table and Gears Art- "Science-y."
 * Cape- "A little dramatic."
 * No Smoking- "Science says it's bad for your health."
 * Black Cat- "Is this bad luck, or good?"
 * Tasteful Fish Mounting- "So that's where the smell is coming from."
 * Beefalo Mounting- "He looks unhappy."

Chairs.pngs

 * Classic and Lounge Chair- "I could sit on that."
 * Corner Chair- "Someone could sit on that."
 * Bench- "A couple people could sit on that."
 * Horned Chair- "A spiky seat."
 * Footrest- "Somewhere to rest my feet."
 * Massager Chair- "I don't trust it."
 * Stuffed Chair- "A comfy chair to sit on."
 * Rocking Chair- "That chair is rocking!"
 * Ottoman Chair- "Seat. Foot rest. The ottoman has many uses."
 * Fancy Chaise- "A chair to chaise after."

House Upgrades.png Upgrades

 * Cottage Kit- "Builds a small domicile."
 * Tudor Home Kit- "Builds a simple residence."
 * Gothic Home Kit- "Builds a dwelling with some character."
 * Brick Home Kit- "Builds a brickwork residence."
 * Turreted Home Kit- "Builds a reasonable shelter."
 * Villa Kit- "Builds a considerable home."
 * Manor Kit- "Builds a sizable habitation."

Doors.png

 * Hardwood Door- "I wood like to see whats through there."
 * Stone Archway- "That door rocks."
 * Forest Door- "I feel like it's watching me."
 * Wrought Iron Door- "A door I can go through."
 * Curtained Door- "A door I can go through."
 * Industrial Door- "A door I can go through."
 * Round Doorway- "A little like being eaten."
 * Gothic Door- "I hope that bat is dead."

Windows.pngws

 * Peaked Curtain Window- "Lets in some sunlight."
 * Round Burlap Window- "Not exactly high class."
 * Peaked and Square Window- "It's a window."
 * Tall Window- "It's a window. A tall window."
 * Large Square Curtain Window- "Lets in some sunlight."
 * Tall Curtain Window- "It's a window. That's tall."
 * Greenhouse Wall- "A big window."

Rugs.png

 * Eye Rug- "I feel like someone's watching me."
 * Square Throw Rug- "Kind of square."
 * Oval, Octagon, and Braid Rug- "It's a rug."
 * Large Rug- "It covers a lot of ground."
 * Fur Throw and Porcupus Rug- "A dead animal someone left on the floor."
 * Hedgehog Rug- "I can step on you!"
 * Hoofprint Rug- "Did an animal step on this or is it just decoration?"
 * Swirl Rug- "Swirlish."
 * Catcoon Rug- "There's a dead animal on the floor."
 * Rubbermat Rug- "Good for the lab."
 * Web Rug- "Oh what a tangled web we weave..."
 * Metal Rug- "I better test its metal."
 * Wormhole Rug- "Just a reproduction."
 * Beard Rug- "Is that my beard?"
 * Nailbed Rug- "I think they nailed it."
 * Crime Rug- "Murderous."
 * Soccer Rug- "Geometrical."

Lamps.png

 * Fringe, Stainglass, Downbridge, Dual Embroidered, Ceramic, Glass, Candelabra, Gothic, Orb, Bellshade, Crystals, Upturn, Right Angle, and Fancy Lamp- "A fancy lamp."
 * Stainglass Lamp- "A pretty lamp."
 * Dual Fringes Lamp- "Two for the price of one."
 * Elizabethan Lamp- "An old fancy lamp."
 * Dual Upturn Lamp- "Two for the price of one!"
 * Spool Lamp- "A little plain."
 * Edison Lamp- "This one could use a lampshade."
 * Adjustable Lamp- "A practical lamp."

Tables.pngs

 * Round Table- "It's a round table."
 * Hard Wood Desk- "I could get some work done there."
 * DIY Table- "Pretty basic."
 * College Table- "Interesting decor..."
 * Crate Table- "I could put things on that."
 * Chess Table- "Check and mate."

Don't Starve Together

 * Map Scroll (empty)- "A blank map. Doesn't seem very useful."

Don't Starve Together

 * Kittykit- "You'd make a good lab assistant."
 * Vargling- "Pretty cute for a lil monster!"
 * Ewelet- "Much less mucusy than its momma."
 * Broodling- "It's wyrmed its way into my heart."
 * Glomglom- "What an aerodynamical creature!"
 * Giblet- "My feathered friend."
 * Mothling- "I keep her around because she's good at mothematics."

Don't Starve Together

 * Carved Hornucopia- "It makes me hungry just looking at it."
 * Bubble Pipe Carving- "That was never really my thing."
 * Pawn Figure- "I can relate."
 * Rook Figure- "It's even heavier than it looks."
 * Knight Figure- "It's a horse, of course."
 * Bishop Figure- "It's a stone bishop."
 * Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "The chess pieces are moving themselves!"
 * Queenly Figure- "Hmm...looks familiar."
 * Kingly Figure- "That doesn't look so kingly to me."
 * Deerclops Figure- "I feel like its eye follows you."
 * Bearger Figure- "It was a lot bigger up close."
 * Moose/Goose Figure- "Eurgh. It's so lifelike."
 * Dragonfly Figure- "Ah, that brings back memories. Bad ones."
 * Moon Moth Figure- "It looks nice, doesn't it?"
 * Anchor Figure- "It's as heavy as it looks."
 * "Moon" Figure- "I've been feeling pretty inspired lately."

Don't Starve Together

 * Moon Rock Idol- "I only worship science."
 * Portal Paraphernalia- "Stuff for science!"
 * Moon Glass Axe- "I've made it extra effective."
 * Glass Cutter- "I'm not really cut out for fighting."
 * Bath Bomb- "It's just textbook chemistry."

Don't Starve Together

 * Boat Kit- "It would be nice to do some experiments on the water."
 * Oar and Driftwood Oar- "Manual ship acceleration."
 * Boat Patch- "Just in case of disaster."
 * Anchor Kit- "Now I can build an anchor."
 * Mast- "Now I can build a mast."
 * Winged Sail- "
 * Steering Wheel Kit- "That's going to be the steering wheel."

Shipwrecked

 * Joy of Volcanology- "The foreword just says 'Hope you like dragoons.'"

Don't Starve Together

 * Birds of the World- "No point studying when I can just wing it."
 * Applied Horticulture- "I see no farm in reading that."
 * Sleepytime Stories- "Strange, it's just 500 pages of telegraph codes."
 * The End is Nigh!- "The beginning was dull, but got better near the end."
 * On Tentacles- "Someone'll get suckered into reading this."

Don't Starve Together

 * Trusty Tape- "Good for mending."
 * Winona's Catapult- "She's made a sort of automatic defense system."
 * Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "It needs some electricity."
 * Winona's Inventions (burning)- "It's on fire!"
 * Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Science couldn't save it."
 * Winona's Spotlight- "What an ingenious idea!"
 * Winona's Generator- "Looks science-y. How does it work?"
 * Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "It's getting low on power."
 * Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "I could get it working, if Winona's busy."
 * Winona's G.E.M.erator- "Hey! That's not science!"
 * Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "It'll turn off soon."
 * Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "Science beats magic, every time."

Don't Starve Together

 * Bramble Husk- "The best offense is a good defense."
 * Bramble Trap- "It'd really poke whoever stepped on it."
 * Compost Wrap- "Wormwood offered me a bite, but I respectfully declined."

Don't Starve Together

 * Garlic Powder- "A powerfully potent powder."
 * Honey Crystals- "Sweet! It's sweet!"
 * Chili Flakes- "A flagon of fiery fluid."
 * Seasoning Salt- "A little sodium's good for the heart."

Hallowed Nights

 * Candy Bag- "It's some sort of delicious pocket dimension for sugary treats."
 * Candy Apple- "The cavities are probably worth it, right?"
 * Candy Corn- "What corruption of science grew these?"
 * Catcoon Candy- "My teeth are going to have something to say about this tomorrow."
 * Choco Pigs- "Much better tasting than the real thing."
 * Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Only a sucker wouldn't love this."
 * Gummy Spider- "They wriggle on the way down."
 * Jelly Worm- "Sticks to your teeth."
 * Not-So-Candy Corn- "It's... corn."
 * Raisins- "Everyone'll be raisin' a fuss over these."
 * "Raisins"- "I... don't think I'll be eating those."
 * Candy Lice- "Did that candy just move?"
 * Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "Oh, my poor jaw."
 * Lava Pepper- "I don't do well with spice."
 * Broken Stake- "I don't believe in the supernatural."
 * Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "I know someone who'd have a ball with this!"
 * Empty Elixir- "Hard to find a good flask around here."
 * Faux Fangs- "I might need these after all that candy."
 * Monkey Paw- "Let's make a wish. For science."
 * Spider Ring- "I hope this doesn't attract spiders."
 * Binoculars- "I think it came from another world. One with grifts."
 * Lone Glove- "I wonder where the other one is?"
 * Snail Scale- "Holding it makes me feel like bartering."
 * Goop Canister- "It's a little warm to the touch."
 * Toy Cobra- "It's full of someone's childhood memories."
 * Crocodile Toy- "It's not very good at jumping."
 * Broken Terrarium- "It's some sort of plant specimen."
 * Odd Radio- "It's picking up frequencies from another world."
 * Broken Hairdryer- "Maybe a tool for testing aerodynamics?"
 * Mad Scientist Lab- "Sanity is a small price to pay for science!"
 * Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Full of grit."
 * Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "A potent potion."
 * Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "I was hoping for something bigger."
 * Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "Crystalized inferno."
 * Steeped Lunar Essence- "
 * Totally Normal Root- "Something's in there! I'll have to root it out."
 * Totally Normal Sapling- "It'll grow up big and horrifying."
 * Bat Decoration- "Completely batty decoration."
 * Crow Decoration- "Everyone's raven about tree decorations these days."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "This wood look good hanging somewhere."
 * Ghost Decoration- "A spectornament I could hang in a tree."
 * Spider Decoration- "Eight-armed adornment."
 * Tentacle Decoration- "Almost i-tentacle to the real ones."
 * Bats coming out of tree- "Did you see that?!"
 * Drinking bravery potion- "Those trees don't seem so spooky anymore."

Winter's Feast

 * Gift Wrap- "That's a wrap!"
 * Gift- "Is that for me?"
 * Festive Tree Planter- "I need a pine cone for that."
 * Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "That puts a damper on the festivities."
 * Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It's almost Winter's Feast!"
 * Winter's Feast Tree- "Happy Winter's Feast!"
 * Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "That was a mistake, I think."
 * Gingerbread Cookie- "The anatomy's not right, but I'll overlook it."
 * Eternal Fruitcake- "That experiment may have been a tiny bit unethical."
 * Sugar Cookie- "I'm going to eat forty. For science."
 * Candy Cane- "A Yuletide toothache waiting to happen."
 * Chocolate Log Cake- "It's nice to eat something other than berries for once."
 * Plum Pudding- "I'm puddin' that straight in my mouth!"
 * Apple Cider- "It's a hollowed apple filled with yummy juice."
 * Hot Cocoa- "How does it stay warm? A thermodynamical mug?"
 * Heavenly Eggnog- "Can science explain why it tastes so good?"
 * Festive Bauble- "Every scientist appreciates a good bauble."
 * Festive Light- "A tree's not complete without some electricity."
 * Magnificent Adornment- "This one is especially impressive."
 * Champion Adornment- "I should hang this one over a fire."
 * Appeasing Adornment- "For some reason it makes me hungry."

Lunar New Year

 * Gobbler Shrine- "I feel like it wants something."
 * Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "I've got to plant something there."
 * Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "That won't do at all."
 * Red Pouch- "Is there something inside that?"
 * Lucky Gold Nugget- "What a lucky find!"
 * Red Firecrackers- "Filled with explosion science!"
 * Red Lantern- "This lantern feels more special than the others."
 * Lucky Fan- "It's inordinately large."
 * Lucky Beast Head- "So who gets to be the head?"
 * Lucky Beast Body- "I'm middling on this middle piece."
 * Lucky Beast Tail- "Someone has to bring up the rear."
 * Varg Shrine- "I should make something fun."
 * Varg Shrine (empty)- "I need to put a torch in it."
 * Varg Shrine (burnt)- "It burned down."
 * Lucky Whistle- "This'd stop a dog in its tracks."
 * Clay Hound- "It's been unleashed!"
 * Clay Hound (statue)- "It looks so real."
 * Clay Varg- "A terror cotta monster!"
 * Clay Varg (statue)- "Did it just move?"
 * Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "A picture of a sculpture. We'll need somewhere to make it."
 * Hound Figure- "And I didn't even get eaten!"
 * Varg Figure- "That thing's the leashed of my worries."
 * Pig Shrine- "More stuff to make."
 * Pig Shrine (empty)- "It's hungry for meat."
 * Pig Shrine (burnt)- "Burnt out."
 * Tribute Roast- "A feast fit for me."
 * Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "A meal only a beast would love."
 * Fish Heads on a Stick- "Nothing fancy."
 * Golden Belt- "This looks important."
 * Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Here's mud in your eye!"
 * Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "He's got gold fever!"
 * Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Wouldn't you rather hit someone else?"
 * Elite Pig (Wade)- "What are you looking at?"
 * Can't play game (too late)- "It's too late for that now."
 * Can't play game (area not empty)- "I need to clean up first."
 * Can't play game (danger)- "It's too dangerous for that right now."

The Forge

 * Battlemaster Pugna- "That's the guy in charge here."
 * Pit Pig- "I can take him!"
 * Crocommander- "This one's got bite."
 * Snortoise- "Its shell is so spiky!"
 * Scorpeon- "That spit is corrosive!"
 * Boarilla- "He's got a strong arm on him."
 * Grand Forge Boarrior- "You sure are big!"
 * Rhinocebro- "He's got a nose for this kind of work."
 * Infernal Swineclops- "I can smell him from here!"
 * Ancient Gateway (off)- "That's how we got here. Hopefully how we get back, too."
 * Ancient Gateway (on)- "I'll just be going now."
 * Ancient Anchor (empty)- "It needs a key."
 * Ancient Anchor (key)- "That should do it."
 * Forge Portal- "This is where those enemies are coming from."
 * Battle Standard- "Everyone, break the Battle Standard!"
 * Baby Spider- "I guess they're fighting for us."
 * Magma Golem- "It's a rock monster!"
 * Living Staff- "It conducts regenerative energy."
 * Infernal Staff- "It calls a meteor from above."
 * Petrifying Tome- "This'll keep those monsters held for a little while."
 * Tome of Beckoning- "I can't make out the text."
 * Forging Hammer- "It's a heavy hammer for hitting things."
 * Pith Pike- "I could do a quick charge with that."
 * Spiral Spear- "It gets to the point."
 * Riled Lucy- "That weapon's for throwing."
 * Blacksmith's Edge- "A sharp looking instrument."
 * Darts- "That's a weapon I could use from range."
 * Molten Darts- "It uses a strong blast of air to propel a projectile."
 * Hearthsfire Crystals- "It smells like brimstone."
 * Reed Tunic- "Light, but not very durable."
 * Feathered Reed Tunic- "Lightweight and designed for mobility."
 * Wood Armor- "It offers a decent amount of protection."
 * Jagged Wood Armor- "That could help me hit a little harder."
 * Silken Wood Armor- "I'd have energy for a few more stunts wearing that."
 * Stone Splint Mail- "That's as good as it gets."
 * Steadfast Stone Armor- "This armor has been petrified for maximum protection."
 * Grand Armor- "That should keep me safe."
 * Barbed Helm- "My strikes would hurt a little more wearing that."
 * Nox Helm- "It looks like it packs a wallop."
 * Resplendent Nox Helm- "That could cause some major destruction."
 * Feathered Wreath- "Those fluffy feathers make me want to run!"
 * Crystal Tiara- "Those crystals will quickened my abilities."
 * Clairvoyant Crown- "It has a gaze full of science."
 * Woven Garland- "Looks like it amplifies healing expertise."
 * Flower Headband- "The blossom interacts well with healing magic."
 * Blossomed Wreath- "This garland will restore a bit of my vitality."
 * Started revival- "Let me help you."
 * Finished revival- "Good as new!"
 * Revived- "Much better, thank-you."
 * Refusing inappropriate weapon- "I'm not skilled enough to use that."

The Gorge

 * Mumsy- "Reminds me of my old nanny."
 * Billy- "This goat's much smaller."
 * Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm and Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "Maybe they'd be willing to trade."
 * Swamp Pig Elder- "I guess you're in charge around here?"
 * Swamp Pig Elder and Pidgeon (sleeping)- "It's sleeping, for now."
 * Swamp Pig- "It's a super hairy pig."
 * Old Beefalo- "Science says it should have died by now."
 * Pigeon- "He's just winging it."
 * Pigeon (dead)- "They're dead."
 * Pebble Crab- "That rock's alive!"
 * Berry Bush- "Those berries are all gone."
 * Fern- "Probably chock full of vitamins."
 * Mushroom- "Are those mushrooms? I'm stumped."
 * Mushroom (picked)- "I don't think it's growing back."
 * Rotten Crop- "I don't think the altar will want that."
 * Sapling- "I can't get anything else out of that."
 * Spotty Shrub- "It reminds me of those tentacle monsters."
 * Spotty Shrub (picked)- "I can't get anymore out of that shrub."
 * Sugarwood Tree- "It's full of delicious, delicious sap."
 * Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "Where'd the tree go? I'm stumped."
 * Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "Here sappy, sappy, sap."
 * Sugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "Sweet golden sap."
 * Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "That's how you get ants."
 * Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "It looks ill."
 * Ivy- "Kind of clingy."
 * The Altar of Gnaw- "We'd better start cooking some offerings."
 * The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "It's in the process of digestinating."
 * Ancient Gateway- "Another dead end."
 * Beast of Hunger (1)- "It's an old statue."
 * Beast of Hunger (2)- "What are you looking at?"
 * Broken Carriage- "On the road to nowhere."
 * Dilapidated Cathedral- "Preyed upon."
 * Dilapidated Chimney (1 & 2)- "Something put a damper on that chimney."
 * Dilapidated Clocktower- "That clock's been punched."
 * Dilapidated Door- "No longer a-door-able."
 * Dilapidated House-
 * "No one's here."
 * "Something destroyed this town."
 * "I wonder who they angered."
 * Dilapidated Roof- "Someone hit the roof."
 * Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Take that, creature!"
 * Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "So lifelike."
 * Worn Pig House- "It's seen better days."
 * House Rubble- "Some pig's house was ruined."
 * Iron Fence- "The scientific term is: 'Sharp pointy thing'."
 * Locked Iron Gate- "Locked tight."
 * Iron Gate- "Turns out a key was the key to getting in."
 * Mealing Stone- "The daily grind."
 * Park Fountain- "Been a long time since it was hooked up to water."
 * Post- "As far as posts go, this one is adequate."
 * Queen Beast and Stone Pillar- "A monumental monument."
 * Rundown House- "What an ugly little house."
 * Safe- "It's a safe. For keeping things safe."
 * Locked Safe- "It won't open without the key."
 * Sammy's Wagon- "Any science in there?"
 * Pipton's Cart- "I could use some stuff."
 * Salt Pond- "A little salty spring."
 * Streetlight- "Huh. Reminds me of home."
 * Small Streetlight- "Enlightening."
 * Smashed Clock- "Someone beat the clock. Literally."
 * Urn- "Ashes to ashes."
 * Wrecked Bicycle- "Must have mis-spoke."
 * All cookware kits- "Kitchen stuff."
 * Pot Hanger (held)- "For suspension-based cookery."
 * Pot Hanger- "It has hang-ups."
 * Oven (held)- "For scientifically burning things."
 * Oven- "It needs ingredients to make the science work."
 * Small Grill (held)- "For grilling small meats."
 * Small Grill- "Barbecurious."
 * Large Grill (held)- "I'll have to grill someone about this."
 * Large Grill- "Now all I need is a backyard to put it in."
 * Cookpot- "Let's get cooking!"
 * Large Cookpot- "This one holds more ingredients."
 * Small Casserole Dish- "For making minuscule motleys."
 * Large Casserole Dish- "A dish for all seasonings."
 * Syrup Pot- "I need to sweeten this pot."
 * Salt Rack (held)- "For harvesting salt from the pond."
 * Salt Rack- "Science takes time."
 * Salt Rack (ready)- "Salt has gathered on the rope."
 * Crab Trap- "A crabby trap."
 * Hoe- "It's a farming instrument."
 * Slaughter Tools- "Laboratory tools for surgical butchery."
 * Tree Tapping Kit- "We can use it to gather sap from the trees."
 * Key- "Safe bet this'll come in handy."
 * Iron Key- "I'll park it in my pocket until I get to the park."
 * Ancient Key- "This looks science-y."
 * All Seed Packet types- "Sow what?"
 * All Seed types- "A handful of odd seeds."
 * Salmon- "Mm, fresh fish."
 * Cooked Salmon- "Ready for the dinner table."
 * Crab Meat- "No imitations here."
 * Cooked Crab Meat- "I can put a meal together in a pinch."
 * Cooked Foliage- "We cooked the foliage."
 * Mushroom (item)- "These are edible mushrooms."
 * Cooked Mushroom- "
 * Garlic- "The number one breath enhancer."
 * Roast Garlic- "Perfectly browned."
 * Onion- "Looks crunchy."
 * Roast Onion- "A successful chemical reaction."
 * Potato- "The apples of the earth."
 * Roast Potato- "A successful temperature experiment."
 * Toma Root- "It's red because it's full of science."
 * Roast Toma Root- "Cooking's easy if you understand chemistry."
 * Turnip- "It's a raw turnip."
 * Roast Turnip- "Cooking is science in practice."
 * Wheat- "It looks a bit grainy."
 * Flour- "Ready for baking."
 * Goat Milk- "Good if you don't think about where it came from."
 * Salt Crystals- "Salt. The tastiest mineral."
 * Salt- "It's full of salt."
 * Sap- "It tastes sweet."
 * Ruined Sap- "Might as well toss it on the fire."
 * Syrup- "Adds sweetness to the mixture."
 * Spotty Sprig- "I could grind it up to make a spice."
 * Spot Spice- "Flavorful."
 * Old Coin- "I'd like more than a penny for my thoughts."
 * Sapphire Medallion- "A decent amount of coin."
 * Red Mark- "Seems valuable."
 * Gnaw's Favor- "We can use these to reopen the Gateway."
 * Prepared dish- "I should offer it on the Altar of Gnaw."
 * Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "That's not what it wants."
 * Prepared dish (matches craving)- "Science says this will appease the sky God."
 * Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "It's more of a light snack, really."
 * Burnt Food- "That one was an experiment."
 * Silver Plate- "A silver plated plate."
 * Silver Bowl- "A bright bowl."
 * Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "The gate is locked."
 * Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "I only need to use one dish."
 * Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "It needs another type of dish."
 * Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "There's already a meal there."
 * Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "It won't want to eat that."
 * Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "I'll just have to find another key."
 * Cannot use item (occupied)- "Science says I have to wait my turn."
 * Food ruined (bad recipe)- "Those ingredients didn't make anything."
 * Food ruined (overcooked)- "I left it on too long."
 * Lost round- "I have a bad feeling about this."
 * Won round- "Time to go!"

Base Game

 * Evergreen- "It's all piney."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "This sad tree has no cones."
 * Spiky Tree- "Those spikes look sharp!"
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Take that, nature!"
 * Spiky Tree (stump)- "Not so spiky now!"
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "What a waste of wood."
 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "Spikes and fire!"
 * Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Now it's burnt and spiky."
 * Evergreen (sapling)- "It'll be a tree soon!"
 * Log- "It's big, it's heavy, and it's wood."
 * Log (burning)- "That's some hot wood!"
 * Charcoal- "It's small, dark and smells like burnt wood."
 * Pine Cone- "I can hear a tiny tree inside it, trying to get out."
 * Marble Tree- "I don't think an axe will cut it."
 * Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "Is it watching me?"
 * Living Log- "It looks worried."
 * Sapling- "Baby trees are so cute!"
 * Sapling (picked)- "That'll teach him."
 * Sapling (burning)- "That's burning fast!"
 * Twigs- "It's a bunch of small twigs."
 * Grass Tuft- "It's a tuft of grass."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "I cut it down in the prime of its life."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "It's burning fast!"
 * Cut Grass- "Cut grass, ready for arts and crafts."
 * Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Red berries taste the best."
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "Maybe they'll grow back?"
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."
 * Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "I should plant this."
 * Reeds- "It's a clump of reeds."
 * Reeds (picked)- "I picked all the useful reeds."
 * Reeds (burning)- "That's really burning!"
 * Cut Reeds- "Cut reeds, ready for crafting and hobbying."
 * Plant- "Leafy!"
 * Plant (growing)- "Guh! It's growing so slowly!"
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Mmmm. Ready to harvest."
 * Marsh Plant- "It's a plant."
 * Spiky Bush- "It looks thorny."
 * Spiky Bush (picked)- "Ouch."
 * Spiky Bush (burning)- "That's burning fast!"
 * Flower- "It's pretty but it smells like a common laborer."
 * Petals- "I showed those flowers who's boss!"
 * Evil Flower- "Augh! It's so evil!"
 * Dark Petals- "I'm not sure I want to hold these."
 * Carrot (planted)- "The earth is making plantbabies."
 * Mushroom- "It's a mushroom."
 * Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's sleeping."
 * Mushroom (picked)- "I wonder if it will come back?"

Reign of Giants

 * Birchnut Tree- "It's all leafy. Most of the time."
 * Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Take that, nature!"
 * Birchnut Tree (burning)- "What a waste of wood."
 * Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."
 * Birchnut- "There's definitely something inside there."
 * Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "It'll be a tree soon!"
 * Sapling (withered)- "It might be okay if it cooled down."
 * Grass Tuft (withered)- "It's not going to grow back while it's so hot."
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "Nothing will grow in this heat."
 * Plant (withered)- "The heat killed it."
 * Cactus- "Sharp but delicious."
 * Cactus (picked)- "Deflated, but still spiny."
 * Tumbleweed- "Who knows what that tumbleweed has picked up."

Shipwrecked

 * Bamboo Patch- "Looks pretty sturdy."
 * Bamboo Patch (burning)- "Bye bye, bamboo."
 * Bamboo Patch, Jungle Tree, Viney Bush, and Snake Den (burnt) and Palm Tree (burning)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."
 * Jungle Tree- "That tree needs a hair cut."
 * Jungle Tree (burning) and Palm Tree (burnt)- "What a waste of wood."
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den- "It's all viney!"
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den (burning)- "Whoops."
 * Bamboo Patch, Jungle Tree, Viney Bush, Snake Den, and Palm Tree (stump & withered)- "Take that, nature!"
 * Bamboo Root- "I need to plant this."
 * Viney Bush Root- "I suppose I should pick it up."
 * Jungle Tree Sapling- "It will grow into a nice jungle tree."
 * Jungle Tree Seed- "I can hear the hissing of tiny snakes."
 * Bamboo- "Maybe I can bamboozle my enemies with this?"
 * Vine- "Maybe I can tie stuff up with this."
 * Grass (water)- "I hope you're thirsty, grass."
 * Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "I wonder what it's plotting..."
 * Seaweed (planted and picked)- "Is that what passes for food around here?"
 * Mangrove (normal, stump, and burning)- "I wonder if it's getting enough water?"
 * Mangrove (burnt)- "I wonder how that happened."
 * Palm Tree- "How tropical."
 * Palm Tree (sapling)- "It doesn't need my help to grow anymore."
 * Palm Leaf- "I'm fond of these fronds."
 * Regular Jungle Tree (normal, stump, burning, and burnt)- "Just like any other tree."
 * Tidal Plant- "Look. A plant."

Hamlet

 * Claw Palm Tree- "I'm in-tree-ged."
 * Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
 * Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
 * Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
 * Cork- "Science says it floats."
 * Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
 * Rainforest Tree- "A tropical tree."
 * Rainforest Tree (burning)- "
 * Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "
 * Rainforest Tree (stump)- "
 * Sick Rainforest Tree- "De-blight-ful."
 * Cocooned Tree- "Wooden."
 * Jungle Burr- "Something's inside, I just know it!"
 * Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
 * Tea Tree- "What a lovely tree."
 * Tea Tree (burning)- "
 * Tea Tree (burnt)- "
 * Tea Tree (stump)- "
 * Seed Pod- "Stops the seasonal sneezing."
 * Tea Tree Sapling- "
 * Tuber Tree- "An axe won't cut it."
 * Blooming Tuber Tree- "
 * Tall Grass- "It's too tough to pick with my hands."
 * Exotic Flower- "It smells vaguely tolerable."
 * Aloe (planted)- "
 * Asparagus (planted)- "
 * Radish (planted)- "
 * Nettle Vine- "This plant's strong odor clears my sinuses."
 * Nettle Vine (picked)- "I'm sure it will grow back."
 * Nettle Vine (withered)- "It really doesn't like this dirt."
 * Nettle Vine (moist)- "It looks all watered and happy."
 * Nettle Plant (held)- "Science says this needs dirt, fast!"
 * Bramble- "An overly complicated spiky thing."
 * Bramble Bloom- "It's pretty, but is it worth the trouble?"
 * Hanging Vine- "Always hanging around."
 * Great Leafy Stalk- "It totally blocks out the sun."
 * Lotus Plant- "The science is blooming well this season."
 * Lotus Plant (picked)- "
 * Lily Pad- "It's full of science. I can tell."
 * Lawn Decoration- "A bit of ornamentation."
 * Hedge- "It's been neatly kept."
 * Hedge (untrimmed)- "It looks like it could use a shave."
 * Hedge (burning)- "It's burning."
 * Hedge (burnt)- "Glad that's over with."
 * Intricate Topiary- "To think the artist had only hoofs to work with."
 * Magic Flower- "Sure likes looking at itself."
 * Weathered Branch- "Something big moved that there."
 * Weathered Shrub- "Looks bushed."
 * Weathered Stick- "A sticky situation."
 * Weathered Tree- "Science says it's a tree."
 * Weathered Trunk- "What could've broken that?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Sapling and Spiky Bush (held)- "This needs to be planted."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "It was cut down in the prime of its life."
 * Grass Tuft (held)- "It can be planted anywhere now."
 * Berry Bush- "I think those are the edible kind."
 * Berry Bush and Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "It's very much on fire."
 * Berry Bush (held)- "Now it can be taken anywhere."
 * Reeds (picked)- "All the useful reeds have already been picked."
 * Petals- "Sure showed those flowers who's boss!"
 * Dark Petals- "I'm not sure I want to hold those."
 * Lumpy Sapling- "How did this tree even reproduce?"
 * Burnt Spiky Bush- "It's all burnt up."
 * Twiggy Tree- "It's all sticky."
 * Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Take that, nature!"
 * Twiggy Tree (burning)- "What a waste of wood."
 * Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."
 * Twiggy Tree (old)- "That tree looks pretty wimpy."
 * Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "It doesn't need any help to grow."
 * Twiggy Tree Cone- "There's a sticky tree inside it that wants to get out."
 * Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush (disease warning)- "Err, something's not right."
 * Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "It looks pretty sick."
 * Juicy Berry Bush- "I should leave them there until it's time to eat."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "The bush is working hard on the next batch."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "It won't make any berries in this state."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "This could be replanted closer to home."
 * Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "The heat even dehydrated the juicy berries!"
 * Marble Sprout- "It looks carved."
 * Marble Shrub- "Makes sense to me."
 * Rose- "To match my rosy cheeks."
 * Succulent- "Aloe there."
 * Succulent (held)- "I could eat that, but I'd rather not."
 * Bull Kelp- "Welp. It's kelp."
 * Bull Kelp (picked)- "I just couldn't kelp myself."
 * Bull Kelp Stalk- "I can plant it in deep water."
 * Driftwood- "A dead tree that washed up on shore."
 * Driftwood (stump)- "There might still be something worth digging up."
 * Driftwood (burning)- "That driftwood's burning!"
 * Driftwood (burnt)- "Doesn't look very useful anymore."
 * Driftwood Piece- "It floats on water."
 * Lune Tree- "I didn't know trees grew on the moon."
 * Lune Tree (stump)- "That was a pretty thick tree."
 * Lune Tree (burning)- "The tree is burning!"
 * Lune Tree (burnt)- "The tree burnt down."
 * Lune Tree Blossom- "It fell from the moon tree."
 * Lune Tree Sapling- "A moth turned into a tree? Lunacy!"
 * Stone Fruit Bush- "It's a bush... From the moon!"
 * Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "It'll take a while to grow more fruit."
 * Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "Its fruit growing days are over."
 * Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "It's pretty hot out."
 * Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "Err, something's not right."
 * Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "It looks pretty sick."
 * Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "It's burning!"
 * Sprouting Stone Fruit- "It's growing."

Base Game

 * Beehive- "It's buzzing with activity."
 * Killer Bee Hive- "I think those bees are mad."
 * Honeycomb- "Bees used to live in this."
 * Hound Mound- "I've got no bones to pick with the owner. Really."
 * Bones- "Creepy."
 * Touch Stone- "What an odd looking stone."
 * Obelisk (sane, up)- "That's a CRAZY looking rock!"
 * Obelisk (sane, down)- "Where did the rest of it go?"
 * Obelisk (insane, up)- "TAKE THAT, SANE SELF!"
 * Obelisk (insane, down)- "It's more of a pyramid than an obelisk."
 * Harp Statue- "What has happened to the head?"
 * Marble Pillar- "I think I could use that."
 * Marble- "Fancy!"
 * Rundown House- "Who would live here?"
 * Merm Head- "The stinkiest thing I'll smell all day."
 * Pig Head- "Looks like an offering to the beast."
 * Pig Torch- "Sure looks cozy."
 * Basalt- "That's too strong to break through!"
 * Boulder- "It wouldn't fit in my pocket."
 * Rocks- "I can make stuff with these."
 * Flint- "It's a very sharp rock."
 * Nitre- "I'm not a geologist."
 * Gold Nugget- "I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny."
 * Grave- "I bet there's all sorts of good stuff down there!"
 * Grave (dug)- "I should probably feel bad about that."
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "It's a pile of dirt... or IS it?"
 * Animal Track- "Tracks left by food. I mean... an animal."
 * Animal Track (lost its trail)- "The trail ends here."
 * Animal Track (found)- "This track is fresh, the beast must be nearby."
 * Wooden Thing- "This appears to be the nexus to another world!"
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Soon my invention will be complete!"
 * Wooden Thing (locked)- "There's still something missing."
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "With this I can surely pass through space and time!"
 * Ring Thing- "A ring that could focus dimensional energies."
 * Crank Thing- "Tough enough to handle the most intense experiments."
 * Box Thing- "This thing may control the polarity of the whole universe."
 * Metal Potato Thing- "This metal contains great and feared power."
 * Worm Hole- "Soft and undulating."
 * Worm Hole (open)- "Science compels me to jump in."
 * Worm Hole (exited)- "That was not a sane thing to do."
 * Pond- "I can't see the bottom!"
 * Skeleton- "Better you than me."
 * Spider Den- "Sticky!"
 * Spider Eggs- "I hope these don't hatch in my pocket."
 * Rabbit Hole- "That must lead to the Kingdom of the Bunnymen."
 * Walrus Camp- "It looks warm and cozy inside."
 * Walrus Camp (empty)- "Looks like somebody was camping here."
 * Sunken Boat- "That fellow looks like he wants to talk."
 * Sunken Boat (empty)- "This is why I hate the water."
 * Flotsam- "If only I had some way of hooking on to it from here."

Reign of Giants

 * Ice- "Ice to meet you."
 * Mini Glacier- "A very isolated glacier."
 * Mini Glacier (melted)- "Nothing useful until it freezes again."
 * Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "The wet ground won't hold a footprint."
 * Burrow- "What a nice hole in the ground for a home!"
 * Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "The Kingdom of the Bunnymen is closed for the season."
 * Rundown House (burnt)- "Nothing to live in, now."
 * Merm Head (burnt)- "Burnt merm flesh somehow smells even worse."
 * Pig Head (burnt)- "Crispy."
 * Hollow Stump- "It's a den in a stump."
 * Hollow Stump (empty)- "Its owner ran out of lives."
 * Glommer's Statue- "I'm not sure what that's supposed to be."
 * Glommer's Statue (mined)- "I broke it. For science."
 * Skeleton (self)- "Better him than... wait a minute!"
 * Sunken Boat (burnt)- "It's even less seaworthy than before."

Shipwrecked

 * Crabbit Den (normal and collapsed)- "They call a dug hole in the sand their home."
 * Fishermerm's Hut- "Doesn't smell very good."
 * Merm Hut- "Who would live here?"
 * Merm Hut (burnt)- "Nothing to live in, now."
 * Shoal- "This area seems pretty fishy."
 * Wobster Den- "That Wascal is sleeping."
 * Coral Reef- "The coral have formed a reef!"
 * Coral- "Living building material!"
 * Coral Larva- "That's a baby coral reef."
 * Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "I could fill a pail with all those snails."
 * Limpet Rock (picked)- "I can't fill a pail without snails."
 * Magma Pile- "I can dig it."
 * Magma Pile (gold)- "I see a golden opportunity."
 * Krissure- "Maybe I should stand back."
 * Steamer Trunk- "It looks like a premier steamer trunk."
 * Sandy Pile- "You better stay out of my shoes."
 * Sand- "A handy pile of pocket sand."
 * Sharkitten Den- "Is that sand pile purring?"
 * Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "That is a rather large pile of sand."
 * Volcano- "My scientific know-how tells me that's a perfectly safe mountain!"
 * Dragoon Egg- "Do I hear cracking?"
 * Suspicious Bubbles- "Something down there has bad breath."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "I wonder where it went..."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail, Monsoon Season)- "The water is too rough!"
 * Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "Follow those bubbles!"
 * Tar Slick- "There must be a way to get that tar out."
 * Tar- "Do I have to hold it with my bare hands?"
 * Tar Trap- "Who's cleaning that up, I wonder?"
 * Tidal Pool- "A pool left by the tides."
 * Lava Pool- "A bit hot for my tastes."
 * Mussels- "I wonder if they are from Brussels."
 * Mussels (with stick)- "I really stuck it to them."
 * Slot Machine- "I suppose I could linger for a moment or two..."
 * Electric Isosceles- "Gives me an uneasy feeling."
 * Octo Chest- "I hope that thing is water proof."
 * Debris- "Part of a wrecked ship."
 * Crate- "There must be a way to open it."
 * Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "It smells as bad as it looks."
 * Seashell (beached)- "Sea refuse."
 * Seashell- "Maybe I could sell these."
 * Poisonous Hole- "I think I'll stay away from that."
 * Gunpowder Barrel- "How original."
 * X Marks the Spot- "Please be a good treasure!"
 * Rawling- "It's my buddy!"
 * Watery Grave- "Sure, I could fish it out of there. But should I?"
 * Wreck- "Poor little boat."
 * Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "I think it's missing some parts."
 * Grassy Thing- "Wonder what this is used for."
 * Screw Thing- "Looks like a part of something."
 * Wooden Potato Thing- "Seems like it was made with a purpose in mind."
 * Ring Thing- "Looks like I could use this."

Hamlet

 * Stone Slab- "You never know what you'll find under a rock."
 * Stone Slab (flipped)- "
 * Dung Pile- "It's a pile of dung."
 * Dung Ball- "Most definitely poop."
 * Thundernest- "An electrifying discovery!"
 * Iron Hulk (head)- "I'm heading out of here!"
 * Iron Hulk (arm)- "Careful, it's armed!"
 * Iron Hulk (ribcage)- "All that iron should be mine."
 * Iron Hulk (leg)- "Not a leg to stand on."
 * Iron Ore- "Isn't it ironic?"
 * Sparkling Pool- "Pool's gold."
 * Gold Dust- "Aw... it's hardly worth anything."
 * Gnat Mound- "Science says it's gnad good."
 * Mandrake Hill- "It looks... screamy."
 * Quarry Lodgings- "I have no quarry with them."
 * Farm House- "It's a peaceful life."
 * Secret Bandit Camp- "Treasure!"
 * Cave Cleft- "A den of bloodsuckers."
 * Ruinous Entrance- "Looks like an adventure to be had."
 * Mant Hill- "This must be where those giant bugs live."
 * Crumbling Brazier- "A few sticks or logs will brighten this up."
 * Crumbling Visage- "Looks like a headache."
 * Ancient Wall- "It's an old wall."
 * Fountain of Youth- "I prefer fountains of knowledge."
 * Fountain of Youth (dry)- "
 * Ominous Carving- "Well that looks ominous."
 * Teetering Pillar- "Defying the laws of science."
 * Petrified Egg (1)- "Eggshell-ent"
 * Petrified Egg (2)- "What eggsactly is that?"
 * Petrified Egg (3)- "That makes me egg-stremely nervous."
 * Petrified Egg (4)- "Egg-sploded."
 * Rusty Lamp- "Busted and rusted."
 * Weathered House- "Anyone home?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Touch Stone- "It's always a good idea to touch base."
 * Rocks- "We could make stuff with these."
 * Grave (dug)- "He probably deserved it."
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Soon, the invention will be complete!"
 * Spider Eggs- "I hope these don't hatch. Period."
 * Florid Postern- "This ought to be a scientific impossibility."
 * Gigantic Beehive- "How in science did it get so big?!"
 * Honey Patch- "It's too sticky to walk on."
 * Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "Was that there before?"
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "It's some sort of marble statue."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "It looks old, but it feels new."
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "It's an odd marble statue."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "It's not in the best shape."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "There's a big piece missing."
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "I guess he cracked under the pressure."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "All patched up."
 * Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Now what?"
 * Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "At least it's back in one piece now."
 * Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Something's moving inside."
 * Magma- "Magmificent!"
 * Rock- "As gneiss a place as any."
 * Crispy Skeleton- "Spooky."
 * Marble Statue (Comedy)- "Statuesque."
 * Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "Don't lose your head now!"
 * Marble Statue (Pawn and Vase)- "It's a fancy marble statue."
 * Meteor and Moon Rock- "That rock came from the moon."
 * Celestial Orb- "There's science inside!"
 * Celestial Portal- "I'm sure there's some scientific explanation for this."
 * Moon Stone (broken)- "It's all smashed up."
 * Moon Stone (repaired)- "There's a hole in the middle for something to go in."
 * Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Now what?"
 * Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "The stone lit it up somehow."
 * Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "I have a distinct feeling this isn't right."
 * Moon Rubble- "I could probably break that."
 * Petrified Evergreen (normal and mined)- "It looks scared stiff."
 * Rock Den- "Is there something in there?"
 * Skeleton (all players)- "%s must've died performing an experiment with %s."
 * Stagehand- "Something's odd here, but I can't put my finger on it."
 * Stagehand (walking)- "Just keep your hand to yourself, alright?"
 * Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Where did this come from?"
 * Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Where's the rest of it?"
 * Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "Is that a head?"
 * Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "It looks very lifelike."
 * Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "I don't like how it's looking at me."
 * Loot Stash- "We should definitely open that."
 * Lake- "Is that a mirage?"
 * Lake (dry)- "
 * Cave-in Boulder- "I think I can lift this one."
 * Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "It's out of reach."
 * Anenemy- "Aw, what a cute little starfish!"
 * Anenemy (closed)- "It tried to chomp me!"
 * Anenemy Trap- "It's not fooling anyone now."
 * Celestial Altar- "Hm? What did you say?"
 * Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "It wants to be finished."
 * Celestial Altar Base- "It doesn't want to be on the ground."
 * Celestial Altar Idol- "I feel compelled to carry it somewhere."
 * Celestial Altar Orb- "It wants me to give it a home."
 * Celestial Fissure- "My brain pulses with peace and terror."
 * Celestial Fissure (no light)- "The cracks in this place are starting to show."
 * Hot Spring- "If only I could soak my weary bones."
 * Hot Spring (bombed)- "Just a simple chemical reaction."
 * Hot Spring (glassed over)- "Water turns to glass under the moon. That's just science."
 * Hot Spring (empty)- "I'll just have to wait for it to fill up again."
 * Inviting Formation- "There's something trapped inside."
 * Moon Glass- "I can practically see my reflection in it."
 * Moon Shard- "It's very sharp."
 * Sea Bones- "That's what they get for coming up on land."
 * Sea Stack- "It's a rock."
 * Shattered Spider Hole- "That's not a normal spider den."
 * Salt Formation- "
 * Salt Formation (partially mined)- "
 * Salt Formation (completely mined)- "
 * Salt Crystals- "

Exclusive to Pocket Edition

 * Compromising Statue- "I made a compromise with wilderness."

Base Game

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "I wonder if I could move that rock."
 * Sinkhole (generic)- "The earth itself rejects me!"
 * Sinkhole (open)- "I bet there's all sorts of things to discover down there."
 * Exit to Surface (generic)- "I'll just stay down here, I suppose."
 * Exit to Surface (open)- "I've had enough discovery for now."
 * Red Mushtree- "These used to grow in my bathroom."
 * Green Mushtree- "A magic mushroom?"
 * Blue Mushtree- "That mushroom got too big for its own good."
 * Light Flower- "Science makes it glow."
 * Light Bulb- "It's strangely tasty looking."
 * Stalagmite- "Looks like a rock to me."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "Rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks..."
 * Spilagmite- "It's encrusted with old webbing."
 * Slurtle Mound- "A den of 'ew'."
 * Splumonkey Pod- "Did that just move?"
 * Fern- "It's a fern."
 * Foliage- "Some leafy greens."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "It's dubiously photosynthetical."
 * Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "Not my fault!"

Hamlet

 * Spooky Hole- "Smells like a million giant bats."
 * Unimportant Rock Pillar- "It's holding up the roof."

Don't Starve Together

 * Sinkhole (full)- "I'll have to wait until someone leaves to enter."
 * Exit to Surface (full)- "The surface is too crowded!"
 * Bat Cave- "I don't want to wake them."
 * Red Mushtree (blooming)- "I'm mildly offended by this."
 * Green Mushtree (blooming)- "It's trying to reproduce."
 * Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "You can't tell from far away, but it's quite smelly."
 * Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "The spiders thought this one was important."
 * Red Spore- "Hasn't a care in the world."
 * Green Spore- "That's a sight for spore eyes."
 * Blue Spore- "It's just drifting around."
 * Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "I'll keep a little light in my pocket."
 * Withered Flower- "I don't think it got enough sun."
 * Mysterious Plant- "Seems safe to me."
 * Fossil Fragment- "Science bones! We should put them back together."
 * Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Still missing some pieces."
 * Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "My scientific instincts say this isn't quite right."
 * Odd Skeleton (complete)- "It's alive! Oh wait, no, it's not."
 * Odd Skeleton (incorrect structure, unable to revive)- "It's not put together right."
 * Odd Skeleton (improper revival)- "It won't resurrect."

Base Game

 * Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "I wonder if I could move that rock."
 * Ruins Sinkhole- "I bet there's all sorts of things to discover down there."
 * Ancient Statue- "It seems to throb out of tune with the world."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "This seems to be broken."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "An ancient and mysterious structure."
 * Algae- "Some algae by a pond."
 * Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "A pile of broken chess pieces."
 * Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "Another pile of broken chess pieces."
 * Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Even more broken chess pieces."
 * Relic- "Ancient household goods."
 * Relic (broken)- "Nothing to work with here."
 * Thulecite Fragments- "It's some smaller chunks of Thulecite."
 * Cave Lichen- "Only a cyanobacteria could grow in this light."
 * Ornate Chest- "It may contain something fantastic! Or horrible."
 * Large Ornate Chest- "It may contain a bigger something fantastic! Or horrible."
 * Nightmare Light- "I wonder what function this served."

Don't Starve Together

 * Ancient Chest- "I hear whispers. It wants something."
 * Ancient Chest (shaking)- "It's passing its judgment."
 * Ancient Chest (failed)- "It didn't like that."
 * Ancient Chest (successful)- "I guess I'm worthy."
 * Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "The essential components are still intact."
 * Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "It's gaining power."
 * Ancient Gateway (activated)- "Back in working order."
 * Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "The gateway is destabilizing."
 * Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "It needs time to recover. Me too."
 * Ancient Obelisk- "I don't recognize any of these symbols."
 * Ancient Beacon- "Something must power it."
 * Ancient Beacon (active)- "A truly unsettling light."
 * Ancient Mural (first)- "It depicts an old civilization. The people look hungry and scared."
 * Ancient Mural (second)- "This tablet is too worn to make out."
 * Ancient Mural (third)- "Something dark creeps over the city and its people."
 * Ancient Mural (fourth)- "The people are shedding their skins. They look different underneath."
 * Ancient Mural (fifth)- "It shows a massive, technologically advanced city."
 * Atrium Statue- "It doesn't seem fully real."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Workbench- "I feel inspired."
 * Coffee Plant- "This is a plant I could learn to love."
 * Coffee Plant (picked)- "Maybe they'll grow back?"
 * Coffee Plant (barren)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."
 * Coffee Plant (withered)- "Looks malnourished."
 * Coffee Plant (held)- "This belongs in the ground!"
 * Elephant Cactus- "That cactus seems abnormally pokey."
 * Elephant Cactus (withered)- "Yikes! I could poke my eye out!"
 * Elephant Cactus Stump- "It'll sprout more pokers again some day."
 * Elephant Cactus (held)- "A portable poker plant."
 * Cactus Spike- "I'm glad I didn't step on this."
 * Obsidian Boulder- "Blast it! It won't be mined!"
 * Obsidian- "It's a fire rock."
 * Charcoal Boulder- "Would need an awfully big stocking..."
 * Burnt Ash Tree- "You look ashen."
 * Dragoon Saliva- "It's SPITacularly disgusting!"
 * Woodlegs' Cage- "That seems like an excessive amount of locks."
 * Woodlegs (free)- "
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "It appears to be closed."
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "The altar is open and ready to accept offerings!"
 * Volcano (exit)- "I can feel a cool breeze outside."

Hamlet

 * A Smashing Pot- "That pot looks smashing!"
 * Dart Trap- "I wish it wasn't quite so striking."
 * Nasty Spear Trap- "I wonder what wonders hide in there?"
 * Busted Spear Trap- "Take that booby traps!"
 * Tempting Idol- "These ruins have been ruined."
 * Erroded Totem- "I could probably sell that to one of those pigs."
 * Unimportant Pillar- "It's holding up the roof."
 * Vines- "Creepy creepers."
 * Wall Brazier- "A few sticks or logs will brighten this up."
 * Wishing Well- "What are the probabilities of this working?"
 * End's Well- "I should offer it something."
 * Aporkalypse Calendar- "Looks scientifically apocalyptic."

Hamlet

 * Antcomb Home- "Looks like it houses insects."
 * Honey Chest- "Takes its sweet time making honey."
 * Lamp- "Provides some light in an otherwise dark existence."
 * Mant Warrior Egg- "Don't hatch. Don't hatch. Don't hatch..."
 * Stalacmite Throne- "I should break that. For science."

Hamlet

 * Palace- "Majestic."
 * Royal Gallery Exhibit- "Fancy enough to be behind glass."

Don't Starve Together

 * Anchor- "I wouldn't want my boat to float away."
 * Boat Fragment- "Not much left of it."
 * Leak- "I should patch that up before we sink."
 * Mast- "Avast! A mast!"
 * Plank- "Couldn't we have just made a lifeboat?"
 * Steering Wheel- "I could have been a sailor in another life."

Base Game

 * Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."
 * Carpeted Flooring- "It's surprisingly scratchy."
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "These are pretty snazzy."
 * Cobblestones- "Hastily cobbled stones."
 * Fungal Turf (red)- "Fungal red floor."
 * Fungal Turf (green)- "Green fungus-y turf."
 * Other Turfs (surface)- "A chunk of ground."
 * Other Turfs (cave)- "Yet another ground type."

Reign of Giants

 * Deciduous Turf- "Yet another ground type."
 * Sandy Turf- "Dirty turf."

Shipwrecked

 * Snakeskin Rug- "Sssstyle ssssstatement."
 * Jungle Turf- "Very gnarled ground."
 * Meadow Turf- "Meadow-y turf."
 * Magma Turf- "Lava-y floor."
 * Tidal Marsh Turf- "Marsh-y floor."
 * Ashy Turf- "Ashy turf."
 * Volcano Turf- "Volcano-y turf."

Hamlet

 * Lawn Turf, Cultivated Turf, Beard Hair Rug, Dense Turf, Rainforest Turf, Wild Plains Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "It's a chunk of ground."
 * Flat Stone Turf and Stone Road Turf- "Some nicely cobbled together rocks."

Don't Starve Together

 * Scaled Flooring- "You want proof it's fireproof?"
 * Moon Crater Turf- "A chunk of moon ground."
 * Rocky Beach Turf- "A chunk of beach."

Base Game

 * Clockwork Knight- "Check it out!"
 * Clockwork Bishop- "Back off, preacherman!"
 * Clockwork Rook- "Storm the castle!"
 * Damaged Knight- "It's a knightmare!"
 * Damaged Bishop- "It's falling apart!"
 * Damaged Rook- "Terrifying!"
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "What was that?!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "OW! Something bit me!"
 * Hound- "You ain't nothing, hound dog!"
 * Red Hound- "That one is glowy."
 * Blue Hound- "Are there hounds for every season?"
 * Hound's Tooth- "It's sharp!"
 * Spider- "I hate spiders."
 * Spider Warrior- "Looks even meaner than usual."
 * Spider (sleeping)- "I'd better not be here when he wakes up."
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I should keep my distance."
 * Spider (dead)- "Ewwww!"
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Good riddance!"
 * Spider Gland- "It has a tangy, antiseptic smell."
 * Silk- "It comes from a spider's butt."
 * Krampus- "He's going after my stuff!"
 * Krampus Sack- "Ew. It has Krampus slime all over it."
 * Merm- "Smells fishy!"
 * Frog- "He's so cute!"
 * Frog (sleeping)- "Aww, look at him sleep!"
 * Frog (dead)- "He's croaked it."
 * Tentacle- "That looks dangerous."
 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."
 * Tentacle Spots- "I think these were its genitalia."
 * Big Tentacle (1)- "A slimy pole."
 * Big Tentacle (2)- "Yet another slimy pole."
 * Big Slimy Pit- "Seems stinky, but worth exploring."
 * Baby Tentacle- "Little slippery arms."
 * Guardian Pig- "He doesn't look as friendly as the others."
 * Werepig- "He's not friendly!"
 * Ghost- "This offends me as a scientist."
 * MacTusk- "Walruses are natural predators."
 * Wee MacTusk- "He won't be cute and cuddly forever."
 * Walrus Tusk- "I'm sure I'll find a use for it eventually."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "It's covered with walrus hairs."
 * Mosquito- "Disgusting little bloodsucker."
 * Mosquito (held)- "Hey, is that my blood?"
 * Mosquito Sack- "It's probably not someone else's blood..."
 * Nearby Mosquitoes- "Aaah! Bug off!"
 * Cave Spider- "Gah! More spiders!"
 * Spitter- "I hate spiders!"
 * Batilisk- "Ack! That's terrifying!"
 * Meat Bulb- "It's so alluring."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "Now I can start my very own meat farm."
 * Eyeplant- "I think I'm being watched."
 * Slurper- "It's so hairy!"
 * Slurper Pelt- "Doesn't look much different dead."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "Note to self: Don't look up."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "It's a worm!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "Seems safe to me."
 * Dirt Mound (burrowed Depths Worm)- "Just looks like a pile of dirt."
 * Ewecus- "What a crusty looking animal."
 * Steel Wool- "Scratchy metal fibers."

Reign of Giants

 * Varg- "You might be something to reckon with, big dog."
 * Poison Birchnut Tree- "It looks unhappy about me stealing those Birchnuts!"
 * Poison Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Take that, nature!"
 * Birchnutter- "A mad little nut."

Shipwrecked

 * Crocodog- "I'd rather stay away from the business end of that jerk."
 * Yellow Crocodog- "That looks like an experiment gone wrong."
 * Blue Crocodog- "It's a dog-eat-me world out here."
 * Floaty Boaty Knight- "Get off the water you maniac!"
 * Flup (normal and in ground)- "Leave me alone!"
 * Eyeshot- "Eye see."
 * Pirate Ghost- "He met a terrible end. I will too if I don't get out of here."
 * Poison Mosquito (normal and held)- "These blasted mosquitoes carry a terrible sickness."
 * Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Part of a yellow mosquito."
 * Snake- "I wonder if it'll sell me some oil?"
 * Poison Snake- "Even worse than a common snake!"
 * Snakeskin- "I'm intrigued AND repelled."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous)- "Looks even meaner than usual."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "I should keep my distance."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "Good riddance!"
 * Sea Hound- "These things sure are persistent."
 * Stink Ray- "I think I'll keep my distance."
 * Swordfish- "I think this fish evolved to run me through."
 * White Whale- "Looks like a fighter."
 * White Whale Carcass- "I think bloating has begun..."
 * Dragoon- "You're a quick one, aren't you?"

Hamlet

 * Ancient Spirit- "Scientifically impossible."
 * Giant Grub- "I'm not going anywhere near that!"
 * Gnat Swarm- "Better gnat go near those guys."
 * Hanging Vine- "Always hanging around."
 * Mant Warrior- "I don't like the look of him."
 * Masked Pig- "Swindling swine."
 * Swashy Hat- "A shadowy chapeau."
 * Bandit Stash Map- "A map to where that thief hid all his treasure!"
 * Poison Dartfrog- "A pernicious amphibian."
 * Rabid Beetle- "Looks deranged."
 * Scorpion- "That better not be poisonous."
 * Snaptooth Seedling- "Plants shouldn't move! That's just science!"
 * Snaptooth Flytrap- "Science could not have done this."
 * Spider Monkey- "That thing is rather large!"
 * Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "I don't want to wake it."
 * Spider Monkey (dead)- "That's that."
 * Vampire Bat- "I'd prefer to keep all of my blood."
 * Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "Hopefully it won't get up again."
 * Vampire Bat (dead)- "I feel a bit safer."
 * Pig Skin?- "Is the bat hide hiding in there?"
 * Viper- "Agh! Stay away!"
 * Weevole- "Whee!"
 * Weevole Carapace- "I'll be careful with this carapace."

Don't Starve Together

 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "That presence... it's familiar! Hello?"
 * Guardian Pig- "Looks serious."
 * Mosquito Sack- "It's probably someone else's blood..."
 * Gem Deer- "It's being controlled by that beast!"
 * Grumble Bee- "It's guarding the queen."
 * Lavae- "Too hot to handle."
 * Hound (corpse)- "The smell is not the most pleasant."
 * Hound (corpse, burning)- "I think we're safe now."
 * Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "Science save us!"
 * Horror Hound- "Science save us!"
 * Horror Hound (sleeping)- "I have a very strong desire to run."
 * Horror Hound (dead)- "Now I can breathe easy."
 * Moonrock Pengull- "That thing's terrifying!"
 * Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "Thank goodness. It's sleeping."
 * Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "That's the end of that."
 * Shattered Spider- "Oh good. The moon mutated it."
 * Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "Thank science, it stopped moving."
 * Shattered Spider (dead)- "Is it really dead?"

Base Game

 * Beefalo- "It's a beefalo!"
 * Beefalo (follower)- "He's coming along peacefully."
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "These guys are really heavy sleepers."
 * Beefalo (naked)- "Aww, he's so sad."
 * Beefalo (domesticated)- "This one is slightly less smelly than the others."
 * Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "Hmmm, there may be too much food inside it."
 * Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "This fellow appears quite ridable."
 * Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "It looks deeply angry."
 * Beefalo Wool- "It smells like beefalo tears."
 * Beefalo Horn- "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."
 * Baby Beefalo- "Awwww. So cute!"
 * Nearby Bees- "He's watching me."
 * Bee- "To bee or not to bee."
 * Killer Bee- "Oh no! It's a killer bee!"
 * Bee (held)- "Careful!"
 * Killer Bee (held)- "This seems dangerous."
 * Stinger- "Looks sharp!"
 * Pig (normal and sleeping)- "They kind of creep me out."
 * Pig (follower)- "He's part of my entourage."
 * Pig (dead)- "Someone should tell his family."
 * Pig Skin- "It still has the tail on it."
 * Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I am filled with an irresistible urge to do science."
 * Bunny Puff- "I just like holding it."
 * Koalefant- "Adorably delicious."
 * Winter Koalefant- "It looks warm and full of meat."
 * Pengull- "Must be breeding season."
 * Rock Lobster- "It has terrifying claws."
 * Slurtle- "Ew. Just ew."
 * Snurtle- "He's less gross, but still gross."
 * Slurtle Slime- "If it wasn't useful, I wouldn't touch it."
 * Broken Shell- "A puzzle with no solution."
 * Shelmet- "I hope it doesn't mess up my hair."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "It sticks to my back."
 * Splumonkey- "Curious little guy."

Reign of Giants

 * Buzzard- "What a bizarre buzzard!"
 * Catcoon- "A playful little thing."
 * Cat Tail- "I think it's still swishing."
 * Volt Goat- "'Baaaah' yourself!"
 * Volt Goat (charged)- "I don't think it liked being struck by lightning."
 * Volt Goat Horn- "It's like a miniature lightning rod."

Shipwrecked

 * Blue Whale- "This whale has emotional issues."
 * Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "Gross. I think the bloating has begun."
 * Bottlenose Ballphin- "Such a round, rubbery fellow."
 * Dorsal Fin- "Guess that house is FINished."
 * Jellyfish- "Science works in mysterious, blobby ways."
 * Jellyfish (held)- "Now this creature is pure science!"
 * Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping, and follower)- "These creatures seem reasonable."
 * Horn- "I grabbed the ox by the horn."
 * Prime Ape- "Those things are going to be the end of me."
 * Wildbore- "Looks aggressive."

Hamlet

 * Elder Mandrake- "Large and screamy."
 * Hippopotamoose- "Large and pointy-headed."
 * Hippopotamoose Antler- "This ought to be of some use."
 * Mant- "What a huge bug!"
 * Mant (sleeping)- "An bug at rest will stay at rest."
 * Mant (dead)- "Exterminated."
 * Platapine- "A spinny spiny sort."
 * Platapine Quill- "It's boring."
 * Pog- "Science says it's always hungry."
 * Royal Guard- "Please don't arrest me."

Don't Starve Together

 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Sweet dreams, smelly."
 * Pig (follower)- "You're part of my entourage."
 * Pig (dead)- "Someone should tell its family."
 * Bunny Puff- "I feel a lil better when I hold one."
 * Shelmet- "That would mess up my hair."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "It sticks to your back when you wear it."
 * Saladmander- "It's cute, but it's not ripe yet."
 * Saladmander (ripe)- "I think it's ripe now."
 * Saladmander (sleeping)- "It's snoozing."

Base Game

 * Butterfly- "Butterfly, flutter by."
 * Butterfly (held)- "Now I have you!"
 * Crow- "Creepy!"
 * Crow (held)- "He's not very happy in there."
 * Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"
 * Redbird (held)- "He likes my pocket."
 * Snowbird- "Life in the frozen wastes."
 * Snowbird (held)- "It's so soft."
 * Jet Feather- "A crow feather."
 * Crimson Feather- "A redbird feather."
 * Azure Feather- "A snowbird feather."
 * Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Stay away from my berries!"
 * Eye Bone- "It's looking at me."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "It went to sleep."
 * Eye Bone (ashes)- "The eyebone was consumed by fire when I teleported!"
 * Chester- "Otto von Chesterfield, Esq."
 * Rabbit and Beardling- "He's looking for carrots."
 * Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Do you like science?"
 * Fireflies- "If only I could catch them!"
 * Fireflies (held)- "They make my pocket glow!"
 * Mandrake (planted)- "I've heard strange things about those plants."
 * Mandrake (follower)- "Stop following me!"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "Mandrake roots have strange properties."
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Poor little guy."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, my head!"

Reign of Giants

 * Redbird- "Does that mean winter is gone?"
 * Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "It's cute, in a gross kind of way."
 * Glommer's Flower- "The petals shimmer in the light."
 * Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "The petals droop and shimmer in the light."
 * Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "The flower was consumed by fire when I teleported!"
 * Glommer's Wings- "These would look awesome on a helmet!"
 * Glommer's Goop- "This goop smells foul."
 * Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Something's under there, searching for minerals."
 * Moleworm (aboveground)- "I'd sure like to whack that mole... thing."
 * Moleworm (held)- "Nowhere left to dig, my friend."

Shipwrecked

 * Bioluminescence- "These make a soothing glow."
 * Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "Don't get snappy with me, mister."
 * Shifting Sands- "I wonder where that crabbit went?"
 * Dogfish- "It has that wet-dog smell."
 * Sharkitten- "You have got to be kitten me."
 * Fishbone (normal and Packim dead)- "Looks like something I want to carry around."
 * Fishbone (ashes)- "All that's left after the fire has done its job."
 * Packim Baggims- "I bet I could pack'im full of stuff."
 * Rainbow Jellyfish- "A colorful blob of science."
 * Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "That's a lot of tendrils."
 * Parrot (normal and held)- "I find myself fresh out of crackers."
 * Parrot Pirate (normal and held)- "I try not to eat anything with a name."
 * Seagull (normal and held)- "Shoo! Find some other land!"
 * Seagull (normal and held, in water)- "Shoo! Find some other water!"
 * Toucan (normal and held)- "I tou-can't catch him."
 * Cormorant (normal and held)- "I bet it eats a lot of fish."
 * Doydoy (normal and held)- "I feel oddly protective of this dumb bird."
 * Doydoy Nest- "It's for doydoy eggs, dummy."
 * Doydoy Feather- "Soft AND endangered!"
 * Doydoy Egg- "Maybe I should have let it hatch."
 * Hatching Doydoy Egg- "Oh well. I'm sure there are lots more!"
 * Fried Doydoy Egg- "A controlled chemical reaction has made this egg matter more nutritious."
 * Baby Doydoy (normal and held)- "What a cute little... thing."
 * Teen Doydoy- "
 * Teen Doydoy (held)- "
 * Wobster- "What a Wascally Wobster."
 * Fishermerm- "You better not try anything fishy."

Hamlet

 * Banker- "The Money Man."
 * Banker (sleeping)- "Working Banker's hours I see."
 * Banker (dead)- "
 * Beautician- "What a beauty..."
 * Beautician (sleeping)- "She's getting her beauty sleep."
 * Beautician (dead)- "
 * Collector- "Impress me."
 * Collector (sleeping)- "He's taking a nap."
 * Collector (dead)- "
 * Erudite- "What items of esoteria have you to sell?"
 * Erudite (sleeping)- "Well, that's one way to restock nightmare fuel."
 * Erudite (dead)- "
 * Farmer- "I hope he doesn't farm pigs."
 * Farmer (sleeping)- "Dreaming of manure."
 * Farmer (dead)- "
 * Florist- "Garden variety villager."
 * Florist (sleeping)- "Wouldn't she prefer a flower bed?"
 * Florist (dead)- "
 * Hatmaker- "Hats off to you, hatmaker."
 * Hatmaker (sleeping)- "A tip of the hat to anyone able to sleep so soundly."
 * Hatmaker (dead)- "
 * Hunter- "Do you have killing implements available here?"
 * Hunter (sleeping)- "Killing time."
 * Hunter (dead)- "
 * Mayor Truffleston- "I didn't vote for him."
 * Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "Typical. Sleeping on the job."
 * Mayor Truffleston (dead)- "
 * Miner- "How industrious."
 * Miner (sleeping)- "Mining for dreams."
 * Miner (dead)- "
 * Professor- "How are you still alive?"
 * Professor (sleeping)- "Old people nap a lot."
 * Professor (dead)- "
 * Pig Queen- "She looks bossy."
 * Pig Queen (sleeping)- "
 * Pig Queen (dead)- "
 * Shopkeep- "Good day, shopkeep."
 * Shopkeep (sleeping)- "That can't be comfortable."
 * Shopkeep (dead)- "
 * Usher- "Likes the sweet stuff."
 * Usher (sleeping)- "He's sleeping."
 * Usher (dead)- "
 * Worker- "Mr. Fix-it."
 * Worker (sleeping)- "Taking a rest."
 * Worker (dead)- "
 * Kingfisher (normal & held)- "What a pointy bill!"
 * Kingfisher (sleeping)- "In a slumber."
 * Kingfisher (dead)- "Perished."
 * Parrot- "An azure bird."
 * Parrot (sleeping)- "It's just resting."
 * Parrot (dead)- "An ex-parrot."
 * Pigeon (normal & held)- "It's only carrying a couple diseases."
 * Pigeon (sleeping)- "It's fast asleep."
 * Pigeon (dead)- "It has passed."
 * Dung Beetle- "She's on a roll."
 * Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "She needs to get her dung together."
 * Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "She's pooped."
 * Dung Beetle (dead)- "Dung for."
 * Glowfly- "A light aflight."
 * Pangolden- "You're not getting my gold."
 * Peagawk- "That bush is alive!"
 * Peagawk (hiding)- "Look! An iris bush."
 * Peagawk (sleeping)- "It's getting some shut-eye."
 * Peagawk (dead)- "Dead-eyed."
 * Peagawk Plume- "Still blinking."
 * Piko- "He's a bit of a nut job."
 * Orange Piko- "For some reason I'm craving tea."
 * Thunderbird- "A shocking sight!"
 * Thunder Feather- "My current favorite."

Don't Starve Together

 * Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Stay away from those berries!"
 * Eye Bone (ashes)- "The eyebone was consumed by fire in the teleportation!"
 * Mandrake (follower)- "Cut it out!"
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "It doesn't seem so strange anymore."
 * Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "The flower was consumed by fire in the teleportation!"
 * Glommer's Wings- "These would look empirically amazing on a helmet!"
 * Grass Gekko- "It's an extra leafy lizard."
 * Star-sky- "I always wanted one of these."
 * Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "Maybe he needs some science?"
 * Hutch- "Hutch Danglefish, P.I."
 * Canary- "Some sort of yellow creature made of science."
 * Canary (held)- "I'm not squishing you, am I?"
 * Canary (poisoned)- "It's probably fine."
 * Saffron Feather- "A canary feather."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "Aww. Who's a good monster?"
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "It seems happy."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "I hear a tiny stomach grumbling."
 * Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "Poor thing must be starving."
 * Lavae Egg- "There's a faint warmth coming from inside."
 * Lavae Egg (cracked)- "I never thought I would see a happy egg."
 * Lavae Egg (too cold)- "I don't think that egg is warm enough."
 * Lavae Tooth- "It's an egg tooth!"
 * Chilled Lavae- "Cooled off and chilled out."
 * No-Eyed Deer- "Is it staring at me? ...No, I guess not."
 * No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "What an impressive antler!"
 * Deer Antler- "Was that supposed to come off?"
 * Puffin- "I've never seen a live puffin before!"
 * Puffin (held)- "Catching one ain't puffin to brag about."
 * Puffin (sleeping)- "Peacefully huffin' and puffin'."
 * Carrat- "Are carrots supposed to have legs?"
 * Carrat (held)- "You're kind of ugly up close."
 * Carrat (sleeping)- "It's almost cute."
 * Carrat (dead)- "That's the end of that."
 * Moon Moth- "My vast scientific knowledge tells me... It's a moon butterfly."
 * Moon Moth (held)- "I've got you now."

Base Game

 * Tallbird- "That's a tall bird!"
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg."
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."
 * Tallbird Egg- "Will it hatch?"
 * Fried Tallbird Egg- "Delicious and nutritional."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Looks like it's hatching."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Mmm. Beaky."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Are eggs supposed to sweat?"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Brrrr!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I have a feeling this is going to take a while..."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "It should hatch any time now."
 * Smallbird- "That's a rather small bird."
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "It looks hungry."
 * Smallbird (starving)- "It must be starving."
 * Smallish Tallbird- "Not a very tall bird."
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "I'd better find it some food."
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "It has a dangerous look in its eye."
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Ow! Quit it!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Is it shivering or am I?"
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "You need some food and quick, huh?"

Base Game

 * Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "He's huge!"
 * Spider Queen- "AHHHHHHHH! That spider is huge!"
 * Spiderhat- "I hope I got all of the spider goo out of it."
 * Deerclops- "It's enormous!!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "This is really gross."
 * Ancient Guardian- "That thing doesn't look happy."
 * Guardian's Horn- "Wow! I'm glad that didn't gore me!"

Reign of Giants

 * Bearger- "What a bear of a badger."
 * Thick Fur- "A mat of thick fur."
 * Moose/Goose- "I don't exactly know what that thing is."
 * Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "Its contents are like excited electrons trying to escape."
 * Mosling- "Aaah! You are definitely not an electron!"
 * Down Feather- "Fluffy!"
 * Dragonfly- "That's one fly dragon!"
 * Scales- "They're still warm."
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "Hot spit!"
 * Lava Spit (cool)- "I like to call it 'Basaliva'."

Shipwrecked

 * Palm Treeguard- "Someone gimme a hand with this palm!"
 * Quacken- "Now's not the time for me to be Quacken wise!"
 * Quacken Tentacle- "A beast that never sleeps."
 * Chest of the Depths- "To the victor, the spoils."
 * Quacken Beak- "I'd say I made the pecking order around here quite clear."
 * Sealnado- "I thought it was oddly windy around here."
 * Sealnado (failed attack)- "
 * Sealnado (seal form)- "D'awww."
 * Turbine Blades- "Perhaps this powered the fury of that beastly storm?"
 * Magic Seal- "This is a powerful artifact."
 * Tiger Shark- "Well that's terrifying."
 * Eye of the Tiger Shark- "More eyes means better sight... right?"
 * Shark Gills- "I wish I had gills."

Hamlet

 * Pugalisk- "Scientifically speaking, it shouldn't exist."
 * Snake Bone- "Ha ha, snake. I have your bone."
 * Petrifying Bones- "Petrifying."
 * Pugalisk Skull- "A numbskull."
 * Queen Womant- "The Queen regn-ant."
 * Royal Crown- "Don't mess up my hair, crown."
 * Ancient Herald- "Metaphisical end-ity."
 * Dark Tatters- "I hope he doesn't want this back."
 * Large Iron Hulk- "I regret causing that."
 * Infused Iron- "Metal touched with science."

Don't Starve Together

 * Moose/Goose nesting ground- "It puts its babies there."
 * Bee Queen- "Keep that stinger away from me!"
 * Bee Queen Crown- "The world seems less a little crazy when I wear it."
 * Klaus- "What on earth is that thing!"
 * Klaus (second form)- "Its chains came off!"
 * Stag Antler- "It's really fancy for a deer antler."
 * Toadstool Cap- "That toadstool's just asking to be cut down."
 * Toadstool Cap (hole)- "Just a hole in the ground."
 * Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "There's something poking out."
 * Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "Yeesh! I'm not kissing that!"
 * Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "He's hopping mad now!"
 * Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "How scientific!"
 * Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "A mushroom cloud in the making!"
 * Shroom Skin- "Warts and all!"
 * Reanimated Skeleton- "The skeleton fused with the shadows!"
 * Bone Snare (Reanimated Caves Skeleton and Ancient Fuelweaver)- "Sharp! Sharp bones!!"
 * Ancient Fuelweaver (hitting Shadow Shield)- "It's shielded!"
 * Woven Shadow- "Anklebiters!"
 * Bone Armor- "No bones about it."
 * Bone Helm- "It gives me terrible visions."
 * Shadow Thurible- "It smells like chemicals."
 * Shadow Thurible (out)- "It's been thuribly depleted."

Base Game

 * Maxwell- "I hate that guy."
 * Pig King- "Ewwww, he smells!"
 * Wes (trapped)- "Maxwell's statues are trapping him."
 * Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."

Reign of Giants

 * Bigfoot- "That is one biiig foot."

Shipwrecked

 * Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "He looks kind of regal."
 * Yaarctopus- "I'm a sucker for this guy."

Hamlet

 * Maxameleon- "I already don't like that guy."
 * BFB (head)- "Three heads are better than one."
 * BFB (leg)- "A leg up."
 * BFB (tail)- "The tail end."

Don't Starve Together

 * Inspecting self- "Am I still in one piece?"
 * Antlion- "It wants something from me."
 * Antlion (happy)- "I think we're on good terms."
 * Antlion (upset)- "It looks mad."
 * Desert Stone- "A mini departiculator."
 * Desert Stone (active)- "A more sane person would walk."
 * Sand Spike- "I could've been skewered!"
 * Sand Castle- "It's so gritty!"
 * Glass Spike- "Memories of the time I wasn't skewered."
 * Glass Castle- "That's science for you."
 * Gestalt- "They're promising me... knowledge."

Wilson

 * Generic- "Stars and atoms! Are you my doppelgänger, %s?"
 * Attacker- "Yeesh. Do I always look that creepy?"
 * Murderer- "Your existence is an affront to the laws of science, %s!"
 * Reviver- "%s has expertly put our theories into practice."
 * Ghost- "Better concoct a revival device. Can't leave another man of science floating."
 * Firestarter- "Burning that wasn't very scientific, %s."

Willow

 * Generic- "Good day to you, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s is holding that lighter pretty tightly..."
 * Murderer- "Murderer! Arsonist!"
 * Reviver- "%s, friend of ghosts."
 * Ghost- "I bet you're just burning for a heart, %s."
 * Firestarter- "Again?"

Wolfgang

 * Generic- "It's good to see you, %s!"
 * Attacker- "Let's not start a fight with the strongman..."
 * Murderer- "Murderer! I can take you!"
 * Reviver- "%s is just a big teddy bear."
 * Ghost- "I told you you couldn't deadlift that boulder, %s. The numbers were all wrong."
 * Firestarter- "You can't actually 'fight' fire, %s!"

Wendy

 * Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s doesn't have any sharp objects, does she?"
 * Murderer- "Murderer!"
 * Reviver- "%s treats ghosts like family."
 * Ghost- "I'm seeing double! I'd better concoct a heart for %s."
 * Firestarter- "I know you set those flames, %s."

WX-78

 * Generic- "Good day to you, %s!"
 * Attacker- "I think we need to tweak your primary directive, %s..."
 * Murderer- "%s! You've violated the first law!"
 * Reviver- "I guess %s got that empathy module up and running."
 * Ghost- "I always thought %s could use a heart. Now I'm certain!"
 * Firestarter- "You look like you're gonna melt, %s. What happened?"

Wickerbottom

 * Generic- "Good day, %s!"
 * Attacker- "I think %s's planning to throw the book at me."
 * Murderer- "Here comes my peer review!"
 * Reviver- "I have deep respect for %s's practical theorems."
 * Ghost- "This doesn't seem very scientific, does it, %s?"
 * Firestarter- "I'm sure you had a very clever reason for that fire."

Woodie

 * Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s has been a bit of a sap lately..."
 * Murderer- "Murder! Bring me an axe and we'll get in the swing of things!"
 * Reviver- "%s saved everyone's backbacon."
 * Ghost- "Does 'universal' coverage include the void, %s?"
 * Werebeaver- "%s's gone on a wood chucking rampage!"
 * Ghost Werebeaver- "Will you bea-very mad if I don't revive you, %s?"
 * Weremoose- "Gad-zooks, that's a moose!"
 * Ghost Weremoose- "That moose'nt be very comfortable."
 * Weregoose- "Take a gander at that!"
 * Ghost Weregoose- "Be more careful, you silly goose!"
 * Firestarter- "Don't burn yourself out, %s."

Wes

 * Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s is silent, but deadly..."
 * Murderer- "Mime this!"
 * Reviver- "%s thinks outside the invisible box."
 * Ghost- "How do you say 'I'll conduct a revival device' in mime?"
 * Firestarter- "Wait, don't tell me. You lit a fire."

Maxwell

 * Generic- "Decent day to you, %s!"
 * Attacker- "Seems you've gone from 'dapper' to 'slapper'."
 * Murderer- "I'll show you Logic and Reason... those're my fists!"
 * Reviver- "%s is using his powers for good."
 * Ghost- "Don't look at me like that, %s! I'm working on it!"
 * Firestarter- "%s's just asking to get roasted."

Wigfrid

 * Generic- "Good day, %s!"
 * Attacker- "I'd like to avoid a punch from %s, if possible."
 * Murderer- "%s's gone berserk!"
 * Reviver- "%s has full command of spirits."
 * Ghost- "Nice try. You're not escaping to Valhalla yet, %s."
 * Firestarter- "%s is really heating things up today."

Webber

 * Generic- "Good day, %s!"
 * Attacker- "I'm gonna roll up a piece of papyrus newspaper, just in case."
 * Murderer- "Murderer! I'll squash you, %s!"
 * Reviver- "%s is playing well with others."
 * Ghost- "%s is really buggin' me for a heart."
 * Firestarter- "We need to have a group meeting about fire safety."

Winona

 * Generic- "Good day to you, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s is a safety hazard."
 * Murderer- "It ends here, %s!"
 * Reviver- "It's pretty handy having you around, %s."
 * Ghost- "That probably threw a wrench into her plans."
 * Firestarter- "Things are burning up at the factory today."

Wortox

 * Generic- "Greetings to you, %s!"
 * Attacker- "I knew %s couldn't be trusted!"
 * Murderer- "Time to grab the imp by the horns!"
 * Reviver- "Thanks for lending a helping claw, %s."
 * Ghost- "I reject the reality of ghosts and imps."
 * Firestarter- "%s is becoming a survival liability."

Wormwood

 * Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s seems pricklier than usual today."
 * Murderer- "Prepare to get weed whacked, %s!"
 * Reviver- "%s never gives up on his friends."
 * Ghost- "You need some help, lil guy?"
 * Firestarter- "I thought you hated fire, %s."

Warly

 * Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
 * Attacker- "Well, this is a recipe for disaster."
 * Murderer- "I hope you don't have any half-baked plans to murder me!"
 * Reviver- "Always rely on %s to cook up a plan."
 * Ghost- "Maybe he was cooking with ghost peppers."
 * Firestarter- "He's gonna flambé the place right down!"

Wurt

 * Generic- "Good day, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s is looking especially monstrous today..."
 * Murderer- "You're just another murderous merm!"
 * Reviver- "Why thank you, %s!"
 * Ghost- "%s is looking greener around the gills than usual."
 * Firestarter- "Didn't anyone teach you not to play with fire?!"

Other (Mod Characters)

 * Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
 * Attacker- "%s looks shifty..."
 * Murderer- "Murderer!"
 * Reviver- "%s, friend of ghosts."
 * Ghost- "%s could use a heart."
 * Firestarter- "Burning that wasn't very scientific, %s."

Base Game

 * Egg- "A small, normal egg."
 * Egg (cooked)- "Sunny side yum!"
 * Meat- "It's a bit gamey, but it'll do."
 * Cooked Meat- "Char broiled to perfection."
 * Jerky- "Just jerky enough."
 * Morsel- "A tiny chunk of dead animal."
 * Cooked Morsel- "Now I don't have to worry about getting worms!"
 * Small Jerky- "A little jerky."
 * Monster Meat- "Ugh. I don't think I should eat that."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "That's only somewhat more appetizing than when it was raw."
 * Monster Jerky- "Strange-smelling jerky."
 * Leafy Meat- "That doesn't look very appealing."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "At least it's warm now."
 * Drumstick- "I should gobble it."
 * Fried Drumstick- "Now it's even tastier."
 * Fish- "Now I shall eat for a day."
 * Cooked Fish- "Grilled to perfection."
 * Eel- "This will make a delicious meal."
 * Cooked Eel- "Smells great!"
 * Koalefant Trunk- "A light breezy trunk."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "A thick, hairy trunk."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Somehow even more nasal than before."
 * Frog Legs- "I've heard it's a delicacy."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like chicken."
 * Batilisk Wing- "I hate these things, even when they're dead."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "At least it's not coming back."

Shipwrecked

 * Dead Dogfish- "Good dog."
 * Dead Swordfish- "I better not run with this."
 * Tropical Fish- "What a tropical looking fish."
 * Dead Jellyfish- "It lived a good life. Maybe."
 * Cooked Jellyfish- "It's all wriggly."
 * Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "An electric shock will not revive it. I tried."
 * Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "A colorful snack!"
 * Dried Jellyfish- "I'd be a jerk not to eat this."
 * Raw Fish- "A chunk of fish meat."
 * "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Where did this can come from?"
 * Fish Steak- "Grilled to perfection."
 * Fish Morsel- "A small bit of fish."
 * Cooked Fish Morsel- "A small bit of cooked fish."
 * Limpets- "Limpets Bizkets."
 * Cooked Limpets- "Escargotcha!"
 * Mussel- "Could use some flexing."
 * Cooked Mussel- "I cook a mean mussel."
 * Roe- "Fish babies."
 * Cooked Roe- "Roe, sunny side up."
 * Neon Quattro- "It looks like a fish, but it feels clammy."
 * Cooked Neon Quattro- "Fried fry."
 * Pierrot Fish- "This one's extra water repellent."
 * Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Gilled to perfection."
 * Purple Grouper- "Surf and turf, hold the turf."
 * Cooked Purple Grouper- "That fish is fin-ished."
 * Shark Fin- "A sleek fin."
 * Dead Wobster- "You should cook up nicely."
 * Delicious Wobster- "I can't wait to eat you."
 * Bile-Covered Slop- "I'm not dissecting that."
 * Dragoon Heart- "Where the dragoon once stored its feelings."

Hamlet

 * Poison Dartfrog Legs- "Looks noxious."
 * Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Tainted fricassee."
 * Gummy Slug- "Small and gelatinous."
 * Cooked Gummy Slug- "I have to be pretty desperate for food."

Don't Starve Together

 * Cooked Morsel- "Now there's no reason to worry about getting worms!"
 * Drumstick- "Ready for gobbling."
 * Fried Drumstick- "Even better for gobbling!"
 * Batilisk Wing- "I hate those things, even when they're dead."

Base Game

 * Berries- "Red berries taste the best."
 * Roasted Berries- "I don't think heat improved them."
 * Cave Banana- "It's mushy."
 * Cooked Cave Banana- "Yum!"
 * Dragon Fruit- "What a weird fruit."
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Still weird."
 * Durian- "Oh, it smells!"
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Now it smells even worse!"
 * Pomegranate- "It looks like the inside of an alien's brain."
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Haute Cuisine!"

Reign of Giants

 * Watermelon- "Sticky sweet."
 * Grilled Watermelon- "Juicy and warm."

Shipwrecked

 * Banana- "It's mushy."
 * Cooked Banana- "Yum!"
 * Coconut- "It requires a large nut hacker."
 * Halved Coconut- "When I click them together, they make horsey sounds!"
 * Roasted Coconut- "Now I just need a cake."
 * Coffee Beans- "They could use some roasting."
 * Roasted Coffee Beans- "Heat definitely improved them."

Don't Starve Together

 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "The fruit's still weird."
 * Juicy Berries- "Extra tasty, though they won't last long."
 * Roasted Juicy Berries- "Better eat them before they spoil!"

Base Game

 * Carrot- "Yuck. It's all vegetabley."
 * Roasted Carrot- "Mushy."
 * Corn and Popcorn- "High in fructose!"
 * Eggplant- "It doesn't look like an egg."
 * Braised Eggplant- "It's even less eggy."
 * Pumpkin- "It's as big as my head!"
 * Hot Pumpkin- "How did it not turn into a pie?"
 * Red Cap- "It smells funny."
 * Green Cap- "It seems pretty normal."
 * Blue Cap- "It's weird and gooey."
 * Cooked Cap- "It's different now..."
 * Glow Berry- "Looks delicious."
 * Lichen- "Nutritious, but it won't last long."

Reign of Giants

 * Cactus Flesh- "There are still some spines between me and a tasty meal."
 * Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Grilled fruit of the desert."
 * Cactus Flower- "A pretty flower from a prickly plant."

Shipwrecked

 * Seaweed- "A weed. Of the sea."
 * Roasted Seaweed- "Crispy."
 * Dried Seaweed- "Salty!"
 * Sweet Potato (planted)- "That's an odd looking carrot."
 * Sweet Potato- "Looks yammy!"
 * Cooked Sweet Potato- "Looks even yammier!"

Hamlet

 * Aloe- "Scientifical and nutritional."
 * Cooked Aloe- "I cooked it!"
 * Asparagus- "A vegetable."
 * Cooked Asparagus- "Science says it's good for me."
 * Bean Bugs- "Beans. With legs."
 * Cooked Bean Bugs- "I'm sure it tastes better than it looks."
 * Lotus Flower- "A lovely science flower."
 * Cooked Lotus Root- "A delicacy."
 * Nettle- "Science says the sharp edges are good for my lungs."
 * Radish- "It looks radishing."
 * Cooked Radish- "I wonder if this makes it tastes better."
 * Tuber- "Too bad tuber."
 * Fried Tuber- "I wonder if it's still poisonous?"
 * Blooming Tuber- "It's a blooming tuber!"
 * Fried Blooming Tuber- "Did I cook the flower too?"

Don't Starve Together

 * Carrot- "Yuck. This vegetable came out of the dirt."
 * Popcorn- "Cooked and high in fructose!"
 * Lesser Glow Berry- "Kinda wrinkled."
 * Kelp Fronds- "It gets my pockets all wet and gross."
 * Cooked Kelp Fronds- "It's closer to a liquid than a solid."
 * Dried Kelp Fronds- "Kind of high sodium content."
 * Stone Fruit- "I'd shatter my teeth on that."
 * Ripe Stone Fruit- "Uncooked stone fruit is the pits."
 * Cooked Stone Fruit- "It's actually soft enough to eat now."
 * Garlic- "The number one breath enhancer."
 * Roasted Garlic- "Perfectly browned."
 * Onion- "Looks crunchy."
 * Roasted Onion- "A successful chemical reaction."
 * Pepper- "Nice and spicy."
 * Roasted Pepper- "It was already hot to begin with."
 * Potato- "The apples of the earth."
 * Roasted Potato- "A successful temperature experiment."
 * Toma Root- "It's red because it's full of science."
 * Roasted Toma Root- "Cooking's easy if you understand chemistry."

Base Game

 * Bacon and Eggs- "The perfect breakfast for a man of science."
 * Butter Muffin- "I threw the recipe away and just kind of winged it."
 * Dragonpie- "The dragonfruit is very filling."
 * Fishsticks- "Sticks to my ribs."
 * Fish Tacos- "Crunchy and delicious!"
 * Fist Full of Jam- "I probably should have made a jar."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "A very leggy sandwich."
 * Fruit Medley- "Fruity."
 * Honey Ham- "Sweet and savory."
 * Honey Nuggets- "Tastes like chicken, but I don't think it is."
 * Kabobs- "Lunch on a stick."
 * Mandrake Soup- "Well, he won't be waking up again."
 * Meatballs- "I cooked it myself!"
 * Meaty Stew- "A stew to put some meat on my bones."
 * Monster Lasagna- "It's an affront to science."
 * Pierogi- "These turned out pretty good."
 * Powdercake- "I don't know if I'm hungry enough."
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "That's a pretty gourd cookie!"
 * Ratatouille- "An excellent source of fiber."
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "I'll be stuffed after eating this!"
 * Taffy- "My dentist'd get mad if I ate this... but I don't have one."
 * Turkey Dinner- "Mmmm."
 * Unagi- "I hope this doesn't make me feel eel!"
 * Waffles- "I'm waffling on whether I should add more syrup."
 * Wet Goop- "It tastes like nothing."

Reign of Giants

 * Flower Salad- "A bowl of foliage."
 * Guacamole- "Avogadro's favorite dish."
 * Ice Cream- "I scream for ice cream!"
 * Melonsicle- "Cryogenic watermelon."
 * Spicy Chili- "Five alarm!"
 * Trail Mix- "A healthy, natural snack."

Shipwrecked

 * Banana Pop- "No, not brain freeze! I need that for science!"
 * Bisque- "Cooking that sure kept me bisque-y!"
 * California Roll- "But I don't have chopsticks."
 * Ceviche- "Can I get a bigger bowl? This one looks a little shrimpy."
 * Coffee- "Smells delicious and energizing!"
 * Jelly-O Pop- "Jelly-O pop it right in my mouth!"
 * Lobster Bisque- "Could use more salt, but that's none of my bisque-ness."
 * Lobster Dinner- "If I eat it in the morning is it still dinner?"
 * Seafood Gumbo- "It's a jumbo seafood gumbo."
 * Shark Fin Soup- "It's shark fin-ished!"
 * Surf 'n' Turf- "It's perf!"
 * Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Sugary fruit! Part of a balanced breakfast."
 * Monster Tartare- "There's got to be something else to eat around here."
 * Mussel Bouillabaise- "Imagine the experiments I could run on it!"
 * Sweet Potato Souffle- "Sweet potato souffles are a rising trend."
 * Caviar- "I never had it before I came here."
 * Tropical Bouillabaisse- "I seasoned it with a dash of science."

Hamlet

 * Asparagus Soup- "Smells like it tastes."
 * Feijoada- "With refried rock dwellers."
 * Gummy Cake- "Chewy and confectionary."
 * Hard Shell Tacos- "I'm going to pretend I don't know what's in it."
 * Iced Tea- "I scream for iced tea."
 * Nettle Rolls- "Innocuous inoculation."
 * Snake Bone Soup- "The best way to serve snake."
 * Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Can you use the celery as a straw?"
 * Steamed Ham Sandwich- "Science says it's a hamburger."
 * Tea- "Tea time!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Butter Muffin- "We threw the recipe away and just kind of winged it."
 * Fishsticks- "Sticks to your ribs."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "Probably should have made a jar."
 * Meatballs- "It's just a big wad of meat."
 * Meaty Stew- "A stew to put some meat on your bones."
 * Powdercake- "Science help us."
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "It's really stuffing!"
 * Taffy- "If I had a dentist they'd be mad I ate stuff like that."
 * Unagi- "I hope this doesn't make anyone eel!"
 * Waffles- "I'm waffling on whether it needs more syrup."
 * Jellybeans- "One part jelly, one part bean."
 * Bone Bouillon- "No bones about it, Warly can cook."
 * Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "I hope I can handle the spice level."
 * Fish Cordon Bleu- "Is that just... frogs stuffed inside a fish?"
 * Asparagazpacho- "How in science does it taste so good?"
 * Glow Berry Mousse- "Warly sure can cook."
 * Creamy Potato Purée- "I've heard cooking is basically chemistry. I should try it."
 * Moqueca- "He's as talented a chef as I am a scientist."
 * Grim Galette- "It's a little spooky."
 * Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "What a mouthful!"
 * Puffed Potato Soufflé- "I forgot what good food tasted like."
 * Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "Potato, scientifically infused with the power of a tornado!"
 * Salsa Fresca- "So... hot...!"
 * Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "It's shockingly delicious."

Base Game

 * Seeds- "Each one is a tiny mystery."
 * Carrot Seeds- "It's a carrot seed."
 * Corn Seeds- "It's a corn seed."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "It's a weird fruit seed."
 * Durian Seeds- "It's a durian seed."
 * Eggplant Seeds- "It's an eggplant seed."
 * Pomegranate Seeds- "It's a pome-whatsit seed."
 * Pumpkin Seeds- "It's a pumpkin seed."
 * Toasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of 'em!"
 * Honey- "Looks delicious!"
 * Butterfly Wings- "Without these, it's just a butter."
 * Butter- "I can't believe it's butter!"
 * Rot- "It's a furry ball of rotten food."
 * Rotten Egg- "Ew! It stinks!"
 * Phlegm- "It's thick and pliable. And salty."

Reign of Giants

 * Roasted Birchnut- "Roasted to perfection."
 * Electric Milk- "It's buzzing with tastiness!"
 * Watermelon Seeds- "It's a melon seed."

Shipwrecked

 * Blubber- "Squishy."
 * Brainy Matter- "Food for thought."
 * Sweet Potato Seeds- "My very own plant eggs."

Hamlet

 * Clippings- "Evidence of my hard labor."
 * Cooked Seed Pod- "Take that, tiny tree!"
 * Flytrap Stalk- "I bet I could find a use for it."
 * Nectar- "I could use this to make honey."
 * Magic Water- "Water you think it does?"
 * Aloe Seeds- "It's an aloe seed."
 * Asparagus Seeds- "It's asparagus seeds."
 * Radish Seeds- "It's a radish seed."
 * Tuber Seeds- "

Don't Starve Together

 * Toasted Seeds- "That cooked the life right out of 'em!"
 * Royal Jelly- "It infuses the eater with the power of science!"
 * Garlic Seeds- "A handful of odd seeds."
 * Onion Seeds- "A handful of odd seeds."
 * Pepper Seeds- "A handful of seeds."
 * Potato Seeds- "A handful of odd seeds."
 * Toma Root Seeds- "A handful of odd seeds."

Base Game

 * Blueprint- "It's scientific!"
 * Gears- "A pile of mechanical parts."
 * Ashes- "All that's left after fire has done its job."
 * Ashes of item- "There's a perfectly scientific explanation for that."
 * Red Gem- "It sparkles with inner warmth."
 * Blue Gem- "It sparkles with cold energy."
 * Yellow Gem- "This gem is yellow."
 * Green Gem- "It's green and gemmy."
 * Orange Gem- "It's an orange gem."
 * Beard Hair- "I made them with my face."
 * Manure- "I should fill my pockets!"
 * Guano- "Another flavor of poop."
 * Melty Marbles- "They are all melted together."
 * Fake Kazoo- "It's just a cheap replica."
 * Gord's Knot- "The knot is stuck. Forever."
 * Gnome- "It must be some kind of religious artifact."
 * Tiny Rocketship- "Sadly, it's too small for me to escape on."
 * Frazzled Wires- "Their electricity carrying days are over."
 * Ball and Cup- "I have no time for fun and games!"
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "Great. All of my tub stopping needs are met."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "I'm more of a zipper person, myself."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "I hope I get out of here before I need these."
 * Lying Robot- "He whispers beautiful lies to me."
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "I'm not sure what I should do with a dessicated tentacle."
 * Dwarf Star- "That seems really dangerous."

Reign of Giants

 * Webber's Skull- "Poor little guy. He deserves a proper funeral."
 * Bone Shards- "Bits of bone."
 * Old Bell Blueprint- "There's SCIENCE afoot!"

Shipwrecked

 * Venom Gland- "Only poison can cure poison."
 * Dubloons- "I'm rich!"
 * Hail- "Chilling."
 * Message in a Bottle- "Someone wrote me a note!"
 * Spoiled Fish- "I'm not terribly curious about the smell."
 * Snake Oil- "The label says 'Jay's Wondrous Snake Oil!'"
 * Harpoon- "I don't intend to harp on the issue."
 * Trident- "I wonder how old this artifact is?"
 * Peg Leg- "I can perform amputations if anyone'd like to wear it for real."
 * Orange Soda- "What is this substance?"
 * Voodoo Doll- "This thing gives me the creeps..."
 * Ukulele- "Incredible! This guitar has undergone shrinkification!"
 * License Plate- "How did this get all the way out here?"
 * Ancient Vase- "A relic of a bygone era!"
 * Brain Cloud Pill- "Clouding of the brain... never heard of it..."
 * Wine Bottle Candle- "I'm sure someone would like this."
 * Broken AAC Device- "Someone lost their words."
 * One True Earring- "I wonder where the false one is?"
 * Old Boot- "Where's the other one?"
 * Sextant- "An instrument of some sort."
 * Toy Boat- "I ought to measure it to make sure it's to scale."
 * Soaked Candle- "Looks kinda soggy."
 * Sea Worther- "Scientific!"
 * Iron Key- "That's a key."
 * Bone Key- "Something somewhere must be locked."
 * Golden Key- "This key probably unlocks something."
 * Tarnished Crown- "It's oddly monkey-sized."

Hamlet

 * Oinc- "It's gotta be worth something."
 * Tenpiece Oinc- "I'm rich!"
 * Centapiece Oinc- "A coin worth my gentlemanly stature."
 * Executive Hammer- "For hammering out the details."
 * Lost Idol- "A priceless piece of history."
 * Lost Totem- "The relic of an ancient culture."
 * Relic Fragment- "Looks valuable."
 * The Blue Sow- "A regal relic."
 * The Jeweled Truffle- "It's an old fancy feast."
 * Pherostone- "A nasaltelepathical bug communicator."
 * Alloy- "Ahoy there, alloy!"
 * Chitin- "Bug coating."
 * Stalking Stick- "Perfect for a gentleman scientist."
 * Deed of home ownership- "At last a home for my science."
 * Regal Scepter- "It must have scientifical properties."
 * Royal Gallery Key- "Royal-key."
 * Key to the City- "City engineering isn't a real science."
 * Queen Malfalfa- "Maybe I can trade it for something."
 * Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Says "Wish-eth thou were'st here.""
 * Can of Silly String- "Comedy in a can."

Don't Starve Together

 * Beard Hair- "It's only gross when they're not your own."
 * Melty Marbles- "Melted. Maybe Willow had some fun with them?"
 * Fake Kazoo- "What's kazoo with you?"
 * Ball and Cup- "There's no time for fun and games!"
 * Second-hand Dentures- "They've quickly become Wes' favorite prop."
 * Lying Robot- "Hal whispers beautiful lies to me."
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "That's just asking to be experimented on."
 * Abigail's Flower (held)- "It's hauntingly beautiful."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "It hurts my soul to look at that thing."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "It's giving me the creeps."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "Something is up with that flower!"
 * Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I don't know if I should hang on to this."
 * Abigail's Flower (ready)- "I'd die to find out what it does."
 * Blueprint (rare)- "It's REALLY scientific!"
 * Pile o' Balloons- "It looks like clown currency."
 * Balloon- "How are they floating?"
 * Codex Umbra- "Spooky."
 * Fur Tuft- "Black and white fur."
 * Sketch- "A picture of a sculpture. We'll need somewhere to make it."
 * Ancient Key- "There is power emanating from it."
 * Shadow Atrium- "The power of science must have reanimated it..."
 * Gnomette- "It must be some kind of religious artifact."
 * Leaky Teacup- "Now if I only had some tea..."
 * White and Black Bishop- "...Maxwell left his stuff out again."
 * Bent Spork- "A horrifyingly failed utensil fusion. I guess science *can* go too far."
 * Toy Trojan Horse- "I wonder what it's hiding?"
 * Unbalanced Top- "It doesn't spin very well."
 * Back Scratcher- "Wigfrid keeps jumping out and hitting me with it?!"
 * Beaten Beater- "This egg beater is all bent out of shape."
 * Frayed Yarn- "I have a few theories about this string."
 * Shoe Horn- "I can put my shoes on without help, thanks."
 * White and Black Knight- "Honestly, he just leaves them out wherever."
 * Lucky Cat Jar- "I think Wickerbottom had a cat."
 * Air Unfreshener- "It smells kind of stale."
 * Potato Cup- "Food and a cup! The ultimate survival container."
 * White and Black Rook- "How Machiavellian."
 * Wire Hanger- "If you unwound it you could poke someone from really far away."
 * Blue Moonlens- "It's always smart to keep an eye out."
 * Green Moonlens- "That'll keep a watchful eye on the place."
 * Red Moonlens- "It can see and be seen for miles!"
 * Orange Moonlens- "No one could get lost with that thing looking out for them."
 * Purple Moonlens- "Makes a good marker, but I wish it'd stop looking at me."
 * Yellow Moonlens- "That ought to show everyone the way."
 * Iridescent Gem- "This gem seems special."
 * Moon Caller's Staff- "It's scientifically proven that gems look better on top of sticks."
 * Polar Light- "Brr! Chilling."
 * Beach Toy- "Someone might be interested in this."
 * Crumpled Package- "This package is barely holding together."

Base Game

 * Failed- "That didn't go well. I'll have to try again."
 * Ashes of Divining Rod- "
 * Ashes of Thing- "
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "That rod looks useful!"
 * Divining Rod- "It's some kind of homing device."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "The signal is very faint."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "I'm headed in the right direction."
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "I must be getting pretty close."
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "This thing's going crazy!"
 * Divining Rod Holder- "I wonder what it does."
 * Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "It looks like it needs a large key."
 * Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Now my machine can work!"
 * Maxwell's Door- "I'm not sure I want to fall for that a second time."
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "So that's where the music was coming from."
 * Maxwell's Light- "I wonder how they work."
 * Maxwell Statue- "It really captures his personality."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I'll want to avoid stepping on that!"
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "Oops."
 * Sick Worm Hole- "Guh, that thing looks worse off than usual."
 * Nightmare Lock- "Looks almost like a key hole."
 * Nightmare Throne- "That doesn't look very comfortable."
 * Male character on Nightmare Throne- "He's trapped!"
 * Female character on Nightmare Throne- "She's trapped!"
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne- "It's trapped!"

Don't Starve Together

 * Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Now the machine can work!"
 * Maxwell Statue- "He's a lot shorter in person."

Base Game

 * Generic- "It's a... thing."
 * Freedom- "I'm free! I'm finally free!"
 * Freezing- "So cold!"
 * Battlecry- "Go for the eyes!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "I will destroy you!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Here piggy piggy!"
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "I'm going to stomp you dead!"
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Better you than me!"
 * Leaving combat- "I sure showed him!"
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "He's too fast!"
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "I'll let him go. This time."
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "He's too gross anyway."
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Shoo, you nasty thing!"
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"
 * Dusk- "It's getting late. It will be dark soon."
 * Entering darkness- "It's so dark!"
 * Entering light- "I can see again!"
 * Doing things in the dark- "It's too dark to see!"
 * Failed to do something and can't rummage (generic)- "I can't do that."
 * Failed to craft something- "I don't have all the ingredients."
 * Failed to give something- "That doesn't go there."
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "It's too bright out."
 * Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "I'm not tired."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'm too hungry to sleep, the growling will keep me up!"
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "It's too dangerous right now!"
 * Trying to give item to a busy mob- "I'll try again in a second."
 * Trying to give item to a dead mob- "Maybe I'll just hold on to this."
 * Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Too unconscious to care."
 * Not enough fertilizer- "Are you still hungry, plant?"
 * Hounds are coming- "Did you hear that?"
 * Depths Worms are coming- "Did you feel that?"
 * Deerclops is coming- "That sounded big!"
 * Inventory full- "I can't carry any more stuff!"
 * Can't store (generic/full)- "It's full."
 * Can't store (invalid item)- "That can't go in there."
 * Can't cook (generic)- "I can't cook right now."
 * Can't cook (too far)- "It's too far away!"
 * Can't shave (generic)- "I can't shave that!"
 * Can't shave (nothing left)- "There isn't even any stubble left!"
 * Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."
 * Can't write on sign (generic)- "I think it's fine as is."
 * Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "I know better than to bother an angry beefalo!"
 * Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "It won't let me do that while it's angry."
 * Unable to build structure (mounted)- "I can't place that from way up here."
 * Eating- "Yum!"
 * Eating (stale food)- "I think that was starting to turn."
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "Yuck! That was terrible!"
 * Eating (painful food)- "I don't feel so good."
 * Hungry- "I'm so hungry!"
 * Triggered trap- "Oops."
 * Torch and Miner Hat out- "My light just ran out!"
 * Pricked- "Ow!"
 * Object broken, fixable- "I think I can fix this!"
 * Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."

Reign of Giants

 * Lightning miss- "Safe from that frightening lightning!"
 * Overheating- "Need... ice... or... shade!"
 * Tree Shelter- "Thanks for protection from the elements, tree!"
 * Wetness (low)- "Oh, H2O."
 * Wetness (medium)- "My clothes appear to be permeable."
 * Wetness (high)- "Water way to go!"
 * Wetness (highest)- "I've nearly reached my saturation point."
 * Dropping tool while wet- "Wow that tool is slippery!"
 * Smoldering item- "That thing is about to catch fire."
 * Burnt- "Yikes! That was hot!"
 * Giant arrival- "That sounded big!"
 * Trying to sleep on fire- "I don't exactly have a burning desire to sleep in that."

Shipwrecked

 * Volcano eruption warning- "That doesn't sound good."
 * Volcano eruption- "That can't be good."
 * Sea Hounds are coming- "I'm going to need a bigger boat..."
 * Crocodogs are coming- "Did you hear that?"
 * Sealnado is coming- "That sounded big!"
 * Map border approaching- "Here there be monsters."
 * Entering map border- "It would seem my future is foggy."
 * Exiting map border- "I think I felt something brush against my leg..."
 * Riding wave- "Weeeee!"
 * Boat losing durability- "I need to get to land!"
 * Boat leak- "I think I sprung a leak."
 * Boat sinking- "I seem to be sinking."
 * Trawl Net full- "My net filled up!"
 * Crabbit escape- "I could've sworn it was right there..."
 * Wrong world- "This seems to point to points unknown."

Hamlet

 * Can't buy item (generic)- "
 * Can't buy item (not enough money)- "I can't pay for that."
 * Cannot enter building (locked)- "It's locked."
 * Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "My house is in the Hamlet, not here."
 * Coughing- "Cough! Cough!"
 * Digging in Dung Pile-
 * "Eugg!"
 * "Ick!"
 * "Gross!"
 * "I got some on my hands!"
 * Fog coming- "This {item} is too hot."
 * Hay Fever starting- "My nose feels.. itchy."
 * Hay Fever ending- "I don't want to claw my eyes out anymore."
 * Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
 * "Its hide is too tough!"
 * "A tough nut to crack."
 * "Break, darn you!"
 * Putting on Living Artifact- "For Science!"
 * Sneezing- "AHHH CHOOOO!"
 * Vampire Bats are coming- "I don't like the look of this."

Don't Starve Together

 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'm too hungry to sleep, my growling tummy will keep me up!"
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "I'm too scared of dying to sleep right now!"
 * Already has Critter- "I've already got a pet."
 * Atrium destabilizing-
 * "What's that?!"
 * "I think it's time to leave!"
 * "It's not safe here."
 * Ruins renewal- "All the monsters came back!"
 * Battlecry (Deer)- "Die, doe!"
 * Becoming ghost- "oOooOooo!!"
 * Beefalo mount health low- "This beast seems to be wounded."
 * Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "Someone beat me to the saddle!"
 * Boat damaged- "We're taking on a lot of water."
 * Boat sinking- "I don't want to drown!"
 * Blueprint already known- "I already know that one."
 * Can't learn blueprint- "I can't learn that one."
 * Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "This map was made for some other place."
 * Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "I need to see the moon for that to work."
 * Cannot construct Celestial Portal (occupied)- "Someone beat me to it."
 * Cannot construct Celestial Portal (wrong material)- "It won't fit."
 * Cannot construct Celestial Portal (no materials)- "I need something to build with."
 * Cannot construct Celestial Portal (wrong plans)- "Whoops! Wrong plans."
 * Can't cook (in use)- "Looks like we had the same idea."
 * Can't rummage (occupied)- "They're elbow deep in junk right now."
 * Can't store (occupied)- "I should wait my turn."
 * Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "I'm not a fancy enough chef for that."
 * Can't write on sign (in use)- "There's only room for one scribbler."
 * Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "I don't think that was right."
 * Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "It's not quite the right shape."
 * Sinkhole warning-
 * "The ground is destabilizing!"
 * "Terrible terralogic waves!"
 * "A tremor!"
 * Cave-in warning- "The ceiling is destabilizing!"
 * Compass broken- "This compass doesn't point anymore."
 * Danger, unable to leave game- "Now's not the time to flee this fight!"
 * Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "I can see the light!"
 * Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
 * "Pant... Pant..."
 * "Lift... with your back..."
 * "For... science... oof!"
 * "Hngh...!"
 * "Huff... Pant..."
 * "This isn't... gentleman's... work..."
 * "Is this... messing up my hair?"
 * "This is the worst... experiment..."
 * "I should have built... a lifting machine..."
 * Failed to lower sail-
 * "Whoops!"
 * "We're not slowing down!"
 * "Failure is success in progress!"
 * Failed to revive Abigail- "It was worth a shot."
 * Failed to revive Ghost- "Perhaps this is a bad idea."
 * Flare set off by other player- "I wonder who set that flare?"
 * Ghost sanity drain- "My humanity is about to start slipping away..."
 * Health too low, unable to attune- "I don't feel well enough."
 * Klaus enraged- "There's no way to beat it now!!"
 * Klaus summoning Krampii- "It called for help!"
 * Loot Stash (wrong key)- "Whoops! That wasn't right."
 * Loot Stash (Klaus)- "I'm a little preoccupied!!"
 * The Lazy Deserter (teleported)- "I'm not sure that was science."
 * Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "There's a form trapped inside."
 * Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "I've almost got it out."
 * Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "You're free!"
 * Mushroom Planter needs living log- "A living log would probably be of more use."
 * Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "A mushroom would probably be of more use."
 * Not Gem- "I'm not sticking that in there!"
 * Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "This gem won't work here."
 * Paying tribute to Antlion-
 * "A tribute for you, great Antlion."
 * "Allow me to pay tribute."
 * "That'll appease it, for now..."
 * Plant diseased pick warning- "Uh, is it supposed to smell like that?"
 * Plant diseased dig warning- "It looks better already."
 * Refusing to eat invalid food- "I can't eat that!"
 * Rowing mistimed-
 * "Too soon!"
 * "My timing is off!"
 * "Not again!"
 * Refusing to eat yucky food- "Putting that in my mouth would be disgusting!"
 * Trees petrifying- "Did I just hear trees screaming?"
 * Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "I'll try again in a second."
 * Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "Maybe I'll just hold on to this."
 * Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "Your pockets are too full!"
 * Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "Too unconscious to care."
 * Unable to receive gift (danger)- "I can't open presents with monsters about!"
 * Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I should get off my beefalo first."
 * Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "That would be a waste of a bath bomb."
 * Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "I can't, the surface is glassed over."
 * Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "I can't change while it's on fire!"
 * Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "I'm wet, but alive."
 * Whirly Fan broken- "My fan has gone with the wind."

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomplishment- "I feel so accomplished!"
 * Accomplishment completed- "If only my friends could see me now..."

Skins

 * Formal Set- "I hate parties."
 * Survivor Set- "There is a scientific solution, here. I know it."
 * Shadow Set- "Mwahahaha!"
 * Halloween Costume Set- "I'm sure I had a scientific reason for this."
 * Challenger Set- "This may prove to be my most dangerous experiment yet."
 * Warrior Set- "I've the brains AND the brawn."
 * Rose Set- "Perhaps I'll retire to a life of rose breeding."
 * Snowfallen Set- "Brrrrr!"
 * Culinarian Set- "Oh yes, I'm cooking something up."
 * Victorian Set- "The root of all malady lies in an imbalance of the humors."
 * Mad Scientist Set- "Stand back. I'm going to do SCIENCE!"
 * Magmatic Set- "Obsidious."

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 * Maxwell's Head- "I can see into his pores."
 * Skull Chest- "I'm not sure if I want to open it."
 * Golden Pitchfork- "Why did I even make a pitchfork this fancy?"
 * Boat- "Is that how I got here?"
 * Home- "Someone must live here."
 * Sunk Boat- "It's no use to me out there!"
 * Tree Clump- "It's almost like someone is trying to prevent me from going somewhere."
 * Pig Tent- "Smells like bacon."
 * Dirt Turf- "A chunk of ground."
 * DEPLETED_GRASS- "It's probably a tuft of grass."
 * Lava Pit- "A crusted over lava pit."
 * Lava Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
 * Lava Pit (low)- "The lava's crusting over."
 * Lava Pit (out)- "Looks fragile."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Bottled mosquito rage!"
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Aaah! Bug off!"
 * Chest (trap)- "How convenient!"
 * ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "Well, that was easy."
 * UNIMPLEMENTED- "It doesn't look finished! It could be dangerous."
 * UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "OW! I don't think it's ready yet."
 * DEVTOOL- "It smells of bacon!"
 * DEVTOOL_NODEV- "I'm not strong enough to wield it."
 * Rubble- "Just bits and pieces of rock."
 * Relic (plate)- "I find the shards get in my food."
 * Hit by Bishop charge- "Ow!"
 * Shadow Digger- "Oh good. Now there's more of him."
 * Friend-o-matic- "If I had any friends, this could take me to them."
 * Friend-o-matic (open)- "If I step through, will I still be me?"
 * Friend-o-matic (full)- "It seems to be popular over there."
 * Scaled Furnace (generic, no gems)- "Produces a lot of heat, but not much light."
 * Scaled Furnace (low, one gem)- "Is it winking at me?"
 * Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "I don't think it's supposed to look like that."
 * Relic Replica (plate)- "
 * Relic Replica (bowl)- "
 * Relic Replica (chair)- "
 * Relic Replica (vase)- "
 * Relic Replica (table)- "
 * Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "How im-morel!"
 * WETPAPER- "I hope it dries off soon."
 * Bernie (Forge)- "He might make a good distraction for us."
 * Packet of Seeds- "It's a packet of seeds."
 * Packet of Seeds (medium)- "Gone to seed."
 * Packet of Seeds (large)- "I think someone planted this on me."
 * Packet of Mixed Seeds (small)- "A little seedy."
 * Packet of Mixed Seeds (medium)- "A mixed bag."
 * Packet of Mixed Seeds (large)- "A packet packed with seeds."
 * Prepared dish (plate)- "It has a lot on its plate."
 * Prepared dish (bowl)- "Well bowl me over."
 * Prepared dish (soup)- "Soup's on!"
 * Prepared dish (snack)- "This should tide me over."
 * Prepared dish (bread)- "That's what all the wheat is for."
 * Prepared dish (pasta)- "I've masta-d this pasta."
 * Prepared dish (vegetable)- "Full of fresh vegetables."
 * Prepared dish (meat)- "I'm pro-protein."
 * Prepared dish (fish)- "Science says fatty acids are good for me."
 * Prepared dish (crab)- "Not as crabby as I thought."
 * Prepared dish (cheese)- "Cheese it!"
 * Prepared dish (dessert)- "This dessert won't desert you."
 * Poison Frog- "It looks meaner than usual."
 * Peacock- "Nothing more than a dressed up thief."
 * Mr. Skittish- "Yikes!"
 * Swimming Horror- "Yikes! Get me back to land!"
 * DEPLETED_BAMBOOTREE- "Will it grow again?"
 * DEPLETED_BUSH_VINE- "One day it may return."
 * DEPLETED_GRASS_WATER- "Farewell, sweet plant."
 * COFFEEBOT- "It's a coffee maker."
 * WOODLEGSSAIL- "The quintessential pirate sail."
 * BIGFISHINGROD- "To catch a big fish, you need a big rod."
 * Beach Turf- "Sandy ground."
 * Tornado- "
 * SNAKE_FIRE- "Is that snake smoldering?"
 * PIKE_SKULL- "Ouch."
 * Baby Water Beefalo- "It's a tiny meat beast."
 * Chicken- "It's a little chicken."
 * Chicken (sleeping)- "
 * Chicken (dead)- "
 * Peep Hen- "Are they even the same species?"
 * Peep Hen (sleeping)- "
 * Peep Hen (dead)- "
 * Snapdragon- "Well I'm not rooting for you."
 * Snapdragon (sleeping)- "
 * Snapdragon (dead)- "
 * Zeb- "Giddy up."
 * Zeb (sleeping)- "
 * Zeb (dead)- "

Base Game

 * Backpack- "It's for me to put my stuff in."
 * Fur Roll- "It's better to sleep."
 * Tent- "I can sleep in here when I'm hurt."
 * Tent- "I get crazy when I don't sleep."
 * Heat Stone- "I could heat this up near the fire."
 * Heat Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "It's warm and cuddly... for a rock!"
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "Nice and toasty hot!"
 * Deadly Feast- "A most potent dish."
 * Livinglog-crafted staffs (prior to release)- "It doesn't look finished. It could be dangerous!"
 * Livinglog-crafted staffs (after using)- "Ow! I don't think it's finished yet!"
 * Telelocator Staff- "This science is now out of control!"
 * Straw Hat and Beefalo Hat- "What a nice hat."
 * Grave- "There was someone here before me!"
 * Touch Stone- "Such a touching stone."
 * Skeleton- "Better him than me!"
 * Plugged Sinkhole- "I wonder if that rock could be moved."
 * Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "It's probably hiding something."
 * Barrel- "Did that just move?"
 * Lava Pit- "Good thing it's contained!"
 * Mosquito- "What a nasty little blood sucker."
 * Splumonkey- "A monkey with little brain."
 * Seeds (specific)- "It's a seed."
 * Dusk- "It's getting late. I need to make a fire."
 * Research (high value)- "I feel so smart now!"
 * Research (normal value)- "Never stop learning!"
 * Research (low value)- "I didn't learn very much from that."
 * Researching an item- "In you go!"
 * Research Poop- "Poooop!"
 * Research an Axe- "Let me axe you a question!"
 * Research Cut Grass- "I will unlock the secrets of ... grass."
 * Research Cut Reeds- "I can learn stuff by reeding!"
 * Research some Flint- "This probably isn't the best use of flint."
 * Research a Log- "There must be science hiding somewhere in there."
 * Unlocked an item with research- "Now I should build it!"
 * Miner Hat (out)- "My torch just ran out!"
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Go to good world of dreams little beefalo."
 * Hound Mound- "I wouldn't want to pick a bone with the owner."

Reign of Giants

 * Sapling (withered)- "It might be okay if it was cooler."
 * Webber's Skull- "Poor guy. I should put him to rest."
 * Watermelon Seeds- "It's a seed."

Shipwrecked

 * Sandbag- "This should keep the water out."
 * Trawl Net- "I see no possible downsides to using this."
 * Seaworthy (SW world)- "And so I sail away into the horizon..."
 * Coconut- "That is a large nut."
 * Palm Tree (sapling)- "It requires a large nut hacker."
 * Shoal- "I can't see the bottom!"
 * Volcano- "That seems safe."
 * Malfunctioning Novelty Ride- "It's broken."
 * Blue Whale Carcass- "I think bloating has begun..."
 * Shifting Sands- "I wonder where that crab went?"
 * Yaarctopus- "He seems open to trading."
 * Limpets- "Maybe starving wouldn't be so bad..."
 * Riding wave- "Surf's up!"
 * Wrong world- "This map doesn't correlate to my current surroundings."
 * Speargun- "Oh, the science I could get up to with this!"
 * Poison Speargun- "Poison tipped."
 * Obsidian Speargun- "Fire tipped."
 * Poison Mosquito- "These blasted mosquitos carry a sickness."
 * Toucan (normal and held)- "What a show-off."

Hamlet

 * Elder Mandrake- "These guys again."
 * Florist- "Let's see if we can come to an arrangement."

Don't Starve Together

 * Saddle- "Should let me mount some smelly animal."
 * Saddlehorn- "I can take the saddle off now."
 * Booster Shot- "I seem to have discovered a cure!"
 * End Table (burnt)- "This is why we can't have nice things."
 * Wardrobe- "Maybe I can be even more handsome!"
 * Wardrobe (burnt)- "So long, style."
 * Mending Tape- "For making some much needed repairs."
 * Birds of the World- "At least I won't die of boredom."
 * Applied Horticulture- "I might die of boredom."
 * Queenly Figure (shaking)- "Something's coming!!"
 * Moon Rock Idol- "Huh. It looks kinda like a key."
 * Venomeer- "Don't poison me, please!"
 * Broken Carriage- "It's on a road to nowhere."
 * Smashed Clock- "Someone beat that clock."
 * Small Grill- "A baby barbecue."
 * Slaughter Tools- "Laboratory tools for butchery."
 * Cooked Crab Meat- "I can put a good meal together in a pinch."
 * Goat Milk- "It's good if you don't think about where it came from."
 * Syrup- "For drowning desserts in."
 * Old Coin- "I need more than a penny for my thoughts."
 * Red Mark- "Feels less than a pound."
 * Diseased Twiggy Tree- "It looks sick. More so than usual."
 * Jury-Rigged Portal- "It's rickety, but it appears to function. After a fashion..."
 * Diseased Grass Tuft (picked)- "Uh, is it supposed to smell like that?"
 * Diseased Grass Gekko- "It looks pretty sick."
 * No-Eyed Deer- "Is it staring at me? ...No, maybe not."
 * Ancient Fuelweaver- "Why'd it have to be so big?"
 * Inspecting self- "Is that a mirror?"
 * Antlion (paying tribute)-
 * "That'll appease her, for now..."
 * Wilson (generic)- "It's Wilson!"
 * Wilson (generic)- "Stars and atoms! It's %s!"
 * Wilson (attacker)- "That Wilson looks shifty..."
 * Wilson (murderer)- "Murderer!"
 * Wilson (reviver)- "Wilson, friend of ghosts."
 * Wilson (ghost)- "Wilson could use a heart."
 * Wilson (ghost)- "Better concoct a revival device. Can't leave a fellow scientist floating."
 * Willow (generic)- "It's Willow!"
 * Willow (attacker)- "That Willow looks shifty..."
 * Willow (murderer)- "Murderer!"
 * Willow (reviver)- "Willow, friend of ghosts."
 * Willow (ghost)- "Willow could use a heart."
 * Wolfgang (generic)- "It's Wolfgang!"
 * Wolfgang (attacker)- "That Wolfgang looks shifty..."
 * Wolfgang (murderer)- "Murderer!"
 * Wolfgang (reviver)- "Wolfgang, friend of ghosts."
 * Wolfgang (reviver)- "%s, friend of ghosts."
 * Wolfgang (ghost)- "Wolfgang could use a heart."
 * Wendy (generic)- "It's Wendy!"
 * Wendy (attacker)- "That Wendy looks shifty..."
 * Wendy (murderer)- "Murderer!"
 * Wendy (reviver)- "Wendy, friend of ghosts."
 * Wendy (reviver)- "%s, friend of ghosts."
 * Wendy (ghost)- "Wendy could use a heart."
 * Wendy (ghost)- "I'm seeing double! I'd better concoct a revival device."
 * WX-78 (generic)- "It's WX-78!"
 * WX-78 (attacker)- "That WX-78 looks shifty..."
 * WX-78 (murderer)- "Murderer!"
 * WX-78 (murderer)- "You've violated the first law!"
 * WX-78 (reviver)- "WX-78, friend of ghosts."
 * WX-78 (reviver)- "Looks like %s got that empathy module up and running."
 * WX-78 (ghost)- "WX-78 could use a heart."
 * Wickerbottom (generic)- "It's Wickerbottom!"
 * Wickerbottom (attacker)- "That Wickerbottom looks shifty..."
 * Wickerbottom (attacker)- "I think she's planning to throw the book at me."
 * Wickerbottom (murderer)- "Murderer!"
 * Wickerbottom (reviver)- "Wickerbottom, friend of ghosts."
 * Wickerbottom (ghost)- "Wickerbottom could use a heart."
 * Woodie (generic)- "It's Woodie!"
 * Woodie (generic)- "Good day, %s!"
 * Woodie (attacker)- "That Woodie looks shifty..."
 * Woodie (murderer)- "Murderer!"
 * Woodie (reviver)- "Woodie, friend of ghosts."
 * Woodie (ghost)- "Woodie could use a heart."
 * Wes (generic)- "It's Wes!"
 * Wes (attacker)- "That Wes looks shifty..."
 * Wes (murderer)- "Murderer!"
 * Wes (reviver)- "Wes, friend of ghosts."
 * Wes (ghost)- "Wes could use a heart."
 * Maxwell (generic)- "It's Maxwell!"
 * Maxwell (attacker)- "That Maxwell looks shifty..."
 * Maxwell (murderer)- "Murderer!"
 * Maxwell (reviver)- "Maxwell, friend of ghosts."
 * Maxwell (ghost)- "Maxwell could use a heart."
 * Wigfrid (murderer)- "She's gone berserk!"
 * Other player (generic)- "It's %s!"
 * Long Pig- "Flesh is flesh. Where do I draw the line?"
 * Cooked Long Pig- "Cooked nice and pink, but still morally gray."
 * Long Pig Jerky- "Letting it dry makes it not come from a human, right?"
 * Melty Marbles- "Melted. Did the arsonist have a go at these?"
 * Second-hand Dentures- "They've quickly become the mime's favorite prop."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "It's hauntingly beautiful."
 * Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "It's not the weirdest thing I've seen..."
 * Abigail's Flower (ready)- "I'm dying to find out what it does."
 * White and Black Bishop- "The magician left his stuff out again."
 * White and Black Bishop- "Maxwell left his stuff out again."
 * Back Scratcher- "Now I can scratch my back; all my problems are solved!"
 * Back Scratcher- "Why does the Viking keep jumping out and hitting me with it??"
 * Frayed Yarn- "Maybe I'll brush up on some string theory."
 * Lucky Cat Jar- "I think the librarian had a cat."
 * Wire Hanger- "Good, I can hang my clothes up if I ever find a hook."
 * Mushroom Planter needs living log- "A log would probably be of more use."
 * Toadstool escaping- "The toad is losing interest."
 * Toadstool escaped- "The toad got away."

Other

 * Compromising Statue- "The wilderness and I came to a compromise."

Trivia

 * Wilson's quote for the Fire Staff ("I don't want to set the world on fire.") is a reference to the 1941 song of the same title by The Ink Spots.
 * His quote for the Ice Cube ("Stay cool, boy.") is from the American musical West Side Story ' s musical number "Cool".
 * His quote for a Bee ("To bee or not to bee.") is a reference to Hamlet, a play by Shakespeare.
 * His quote for the Sewing Kit ("Darn it! Darn it all to heck!") is a pun, as "darning" is a sewing technique for repairing holes in damaged clothing. It may also be a reference to the famous final line of Planet of the Apes: "Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"
 * His quote for a regular Hound ("You ain't nothing, hound dog!") is a reference to Elvis Presley's song, "Hound Dog".
 * When Sea Hounds are approaching, Wilson may comment, "I'm going to need a bigger boat...." This is a reference to the movie Jaws, in which a lead character says, "We're gonna need a bigger boat," while being stalked by a shark.
 * His quote for a burnt Bee Box ("How did it get burned?!!") is a reference to a famous Nicholas Cage movie, The Wicker Man.
 * His quote for an active Ice Fling-o-matic ("Fling on!") could possibly be a reference to the song "Dream On", by Aerosmith.
 * Wilson's quote on the turned-off Ice Flingomatic "All quiet on the flinging front." may be a reference to Erich Maria Remarque's novel, All Quiet on the Western Front.
 * His quote for Wickerbottom as an attacker ("I think %s's planning to throw the book at me.") may be a reference to the Discworld fantasy book series by Terry Pratchett, in which there is a scene where a literal-minded character interprets an order to read an arresting order from a book of law as an order to throw the book at the criminal.
 * When Wilson examines the Pig Heads surrounding a Touch Stone, he will say, "It looks like an offering to the beast." This may be a reference to the book Lord of the Flies by William Golding. In the book, Jack and his group of hunters place a sow's head on top of a sharpened pole as an offering to the Beast that supposedly lives on their island.
 * His quote for the Rabbit Hole ("That must lead to the Kingdom of the Bunnymen.") may have provided the inspiration for the Bunnymen found in Caves.
 * His quote for the Hammer ("Stop! It's time! To hammer things!") is a reference to the well known line "Stop! Hammer Time!" from the song "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer.
 * His quote for the Morning Star ("It's electric!") could be a reference to the song "Electric Slide".
 * His quote for Maxwell's Door ("I'm not sure I want to fall for that a second time.") is a clear reference to Wilson's origin.
 * Wilson's examination of the Bunny Puff (“I just like holding it.”) may be a reference to the novel Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck.
 * Upon examining Guacamole, Wilson will proclaim that it is "Avogadro's favorite dish." This is a reference to Amadeo Avogadro, who first created the unit of measurement "moles" for describing the number of molecules of a substance in a sample.
 * Wilson's examination quote of the Salt Lick (“How many licks does it take to get to the center?”) 'is a reference to the famous "Tootsie Roll" Commercial, which asks how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop (Answer: 364).
 * Wilson's examination quote for the Silly Monkey Ball, "I have a strange desire to name it after myself.", may be a reference to the movie Cast Away, in which the main character makes a companion out of a volleyball, which he names "Wilson".
 * Wilson's examination quote of the Halved Coconut (“When I click them together, they make horsey sounds.”) is a reference to the movie Monty Python's The Holy Grail, in which knights tap coconuts together to imitate the sound of horse hooves.
 * Wilson's examination quote for Logs ("It's big, it's heavy, and it's wood.") is a reference to the Log song from the show Ren and Stimpy.
 * His quote for WX-78 as a murderer ("You've violated the first law!") is a reference to the Three Laws of Robotics found in the works of sci-fi writer Isaac Asimov, the first of which states that robots are not allowed to harm humans.
 * Wilson's quote when nearing Fog, ("Here be monsters") is a reference to old map making, in which mapmakers would mark "here be dragons" to signify unexplored areas.
 * Wilson's quote for the Chest ("It is my tickle trunk!") references the old 80's TV show Mr. Dressup, in which the eponymous character possessed a chest that he named the "tickle trunk."
 * When examining underwater Mussels, Wilson will say ("I wonder if they're from Brussels."), which may be a reference to Men at Work - Down Under or the Belgian actor Jean-Claude Van Damme, known as the "Muscles from Brussels".
 * When examining Fish, Wilson will say "Now I shall eat for a day." This is a reference to the proverbial saying, "If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime."
 * Wilson's quote for Butter ("I can't believe it's butter!") is a reference to I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! which is a margarine spread brand by Upfield.
 * Wilson's quote for the Telltale Heart ("The beating of this hideous heart will bring a ghost back to life!") may contain a subtle reference to the final line in Edgar Allen Poe's short story of the same name in which the narrator exclaims, "There! There! It is the beating of his hideous heart!"