Wilson quotes

This page lists Wilson's Quotes that the character say when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can shift-click items and objects to examine them.

Tools
Axe- "It's my trusty axe."

Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy axe."

Shovel- "There's alot going on underground."

Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."

Pickaxe- "Iconic, isn't it?"

Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey, isn't gold really soft?"

Razor- "A sharpened rock tied to a stick. Hygenic!"

Razor (can't shave)- "I can't shave that!"

Razor (nothing left)- "There isn't even any stubble left!"

Razor (Shaving a waken beefalo)- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."

Hammer- "Stop! It's time! To hammer things!"

Pitchfork- "Maxwell might be looking for this."

Lights
Campfire and Fire Pit

Campfire (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."

Campfire (high)- "That fire is getting out of hand!"

Campfire (normal)- "Nice and comfy."

Campfire (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."

Campfire (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."

Campfire (burned out)- "Well, that's over."

Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."

Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"

Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."

Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."

Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."

Fire Pit (burned out)- "At least I can start it up again."

Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."

Pumpkin lantern- "Spooky!"

Torch- "Something to hold back the night."

Survival
Backpack- "It's for me to put my stuff in."

Bird Trap- "Gives me a net advantage!"

Bug Net- "For catching bugs."

Fishing Rod- "Hook, like and stick!"

Strawroll- "It smells like wet."

Tent- "I can sleep in here when I'm hurt."

Trap- "I wove it real tight."

Food
Crock Pot

Crock Pot- "It makes me hungry just looking at it."

Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is going to take a while."

Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"

Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"

Farms

Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot- "I should try planting some crops."

Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (growing)- "Guh! It's growing so slowly!"

Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (needs fertilizer)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."

Ice Box- "I have harnessed the power of cold!"

Lighting Rod- "Now I can harness the heaven!"

Science
Science Machine- "It breaks down objects into their scientific components."

Alchemy Engine- "It's even more science-y than the last one!"

Winter-O-Meter- "I am one heck of a scientist." Shadow Manipulater- "What have I created?"

Fight

Spear- "That's one pointy stick"

Boomerang- "It's a... thing."

Blow Dart- "It's a... thing."

Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."

Fire Dart- "This was fundamentally unsafe."

Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."

Logsuit- "That is a perfectly reasonable piece of clothing."

Bee Mine- "It buzzes when I shake it."

Tooth Trap- "This is a nasty surprise."

Structures
Bee Box

Bee Box- "Bees!"

Bee Box (no honey)- "It's empty"

Bee Box (some honey)- "I should wait a bit."

Bee Box (full with honey)- "It's full of honey."

Birdcage

Birdcage- "I should put a bird in it"

Birdcage (occupied)- "That's my bird!"

Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Awwww, he's asleep."

Pig House

Pig House- "Those pigs have fancy houses."

Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Come ON! I know you're home!"

Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "I can see a snout pressed up against the window."

Walls

Hay Wall (inventory)- "This seems like a bad idea."

Hay Walls (placed)- "Hmmmm. I guess that'll have to do."

Wood Wall (inventory)- "Pickets!"

Wood Wall (placed)- "Pointy!"

Stone Wall (inventory)- "They make me feel so safe."

Stone Wall (placed)- "That's a nice wall."

Chest- "It's my tickle trunk!"

Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."

Cobblestones- "Hastily Cobbled Stones."

Refine
Rope- "Some short lengths of rope."

Boards- "Boards."

Cut Stone- "I've made them seductively smooth."

Papyrus- "Some sheets of paper."

Magic
Meat Effigy- "What a handsome devil!"

Pan Flute- "I can serenade the animals."

Amulet- "I feel so safe when I'm wearing it."

Nightmare Fuel- "This stuff is crazy!"

Night Light- "It gives off a spooky light."

Night Armour- "Wearing this makes me feel safe and insecure."

Dark Sword- "I dreamed it myself!"

Ice staff- "It's a... thing."

Dress
Strawhat- "What a nice hat."

Beefalo Hat- "What a nice hat."

Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."

Feather Hat- "I AM A BIRD!"

Winter Hat- "It'll be good for when winter comes."

Top Hat- "What a nice hat."

Dapper Vest- "Rugged, yet stylish."

Breezy Vest- "Wilderness casual."

Puffy Vest- "Winter survival gear."

Bush Hat- "It's kind of scratchy."

Garland- "It smells like prettiness."

Nature - Plants
Evergreen

Evergreen- "It's all piney."

Evergreen (chopped)- "Take that nature!"

Evergreen (burning)- What a waste of wood."

Evergreen (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."

Log- "It's big, it's heavy, and it's wood."

Log (burning)- "That's some hot wood."

Charcoal- "It's small, dark and smells like burnt wood."

Pinecone- "I can hear a tiny tree inside it, trying to get out."

Spiky Tree

Spiky Tree- "Those spikes look sharp!"

Spiky Tree (chopped)- "Not so spiky now!"

Spiky Tree (burning)- "Spikes and fire!"

Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Now it's burnt and spiky"

Sapling

Sapling- "Baby trees are so cute!"

Sapling (picked)- "That'll teach him."

Sapling (burning)- "That's burning fast!"

Sapling (picked up)- "I should plant this."

Twigs- "It's a bunch of small twigs."

Grass

Grass- "It's a tuft of grass."

Grass (picked)- "I cut it down in the prime of it's life."

Grass (barren)- "It needs poop."

Grass (burning)- "It's burning fast!"

Grass Tuft- "I should plant this."

Cut Grass- "Cut grass, ready for arts and crafts."

Berry Bush

Berry Bush- "Red berries taste the best."

Berry Bush (picked)- "Maybe they'll grow back?"

Berry Bush (barren)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."

Berry Bush (picked up)- "I should plant this."

Reeds

Reeds- "It's a clump of reeds."

Reeds (picked)- "I picked all the useful reeds."

Reeds (burning)-."That's really burning fast!"

Cut reeds- "Cut reeds, ready for crafting and hobbying."

Plant

Plant- "Leafy!"

Plant (growing)- "Guh! It's growing so slowly!"

Plant (ready to be picked)- "Mmmm. Ready to harvest."

Marsh Plant- "It's a plant."

Spiky bush- "It looks thorny."

Flower- "It's pretty but smells like common labourer."

Nature - Objects
Bee hive

Bee Hive- "It's buzzing with activity."

Honeycomb- "Bees used to live in this."

Boulder

Boulder- "It wouldn't fit in my pocket."

Rocks- "I can make stuff with these."

Flint- "It's a very sharp rock."

Gold Nugget- "I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny."

Graves

Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."

Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."

Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"

Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."

Grave- "I bet there's all sorts of good stuff down there!"

Grave (dug)- "I should probably feel bad about that."

Koalefant tracks

Suspicious Dirt Pile- "It's a pile of dirt... or IS it?"

Animal Tracks- "Tracks left by food. I mean... an animal."

Wooden thing

Wooden Thing- "This appears to be the nexus to another world!"

Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Soon my invention will be complete!"

Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "With this I can surely pass through space and time!"

Ring Thing- "A ring that could focus dimensional energies."

Crank Thing- "Tough enough to handle most intense experiments."

Box Thing- "This may control the polarity of the whole universe."

Metal Potato Thing- "This metal potato contains great and feared power..."

Wormhole

Wormhole (closed)- "Soft and undulating."

Wormhole (open)- "Science compels me to jump in."

Wormhole (exited)- "That was not a sane thing to do."

Pond- "I can't see the bottom!"

Spider Den- "Sticky!"

Spider Egg- "I hope these don't hatch in my pocket."

Rabbit Hole- "That must lead to the kingdom of the bunnymen."

Mobs - Monsters
Hounds

Hound- "You ain't nothing, hound dog!"

Fire Hound- "That one is glowy."

Ice Hound- "Are there hounds for every season?"

Red gem- "It sparkles with inner warmth."

Ice gem- "It sparkles with cold energy."

Hound's Tooth- "It's a... thing."

Spiders

Spider- "I hate spiders."

Spider (sleeping)- "I'd better not be here when he wakes up."

Spider (dead)- "Ewwww!"

Spider Warrior- "Looks even meaner than usual."

Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I should keep my distance."

Spider Warrior (dead)- "Good riddance!"

Silk- "It comes from a spider's butt."

Krampus

Krampus- "He's going after my stuff!"

Krampus Sack- "Ew. It has Krampus slime all over it."

Tentacle

Tentacle- "That looks dangerious."

Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."

Tentacle spots- "I think these were its genitalia."

Werepig- "He's not friendly!"

Ghost- "That offends me as a scientist."

Walrus

Mactusk- "Walruses are natural predators."

Weetusk- "He won't be cute and cuddly forever."

Walrus Camp- "It looks warm and cozy inside."

Walrus Camp (Summer)- "Looks like somebody was camping here."

Walrus Tusk- "I'm sure I'll find a use for it eventually."

Tam o' Shanter- "It's covered with walrus hairs."

Mosquito

Mosquito- "What a nasty little blood sucker."

Mosquito (picked up)- "Hey, is that my blood?"

Mobs - Neutral Animals
Beefalo

Beefalo- "It's a beefalo!"

Beefalo (sleeping)- "These guys are really heavy sleepers."

Beefalo (shaved)- "Aww, he's so sad."

Beefalo Wool- "It smells like beefalo tears."

Beefalo Horn- "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."

Baby Beefalo- "Aww. So cute!"

Bee

Bee- "To bee or not to bee."

Bee (picked up)- "Careful!"

Killer Bee- "Oh no! It's a killer bee!"

Killer bee (picked up)- "This seems dangerious."

Stinger- "Looks sharp!"

Pig

Pig- "They kind of creep me out."

Pig (following)- "He's part of my entourage."

Pig (dead)- "Someone should tell his family."

Pig Skin- "It still has the tail on it."

Frog

Frog- "He's so cute!"

Frog (sleeping)- "Aww, look at him sleep!"

Frog (dead)- "He's croaked it."

Koalefant

Koalefant- "Adoribly delicious."

Winter Koalefant- "It looks warm and full of meat."

Mobs - Passive Animals
Butterfly

Butterfly- "Butterfly, flutter by."

Butterfly (picked up)- "Now I have you!"

Birds

Crow- "Creepy."

Crow (picked up)- "He's not very happy in there."

Crow Feather- "A crow feather."

Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"

Redbird (picked up)- "He likes my pocket."

Redbird Feather- "A redbird feather."

Snow bird- "Life in the frozen wastes."

Snowbird (picked up)- "It's so soft."

Snowbird Feather- "A snowbird feather.",

Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Stay away from my berries!"

Chester

Eye Bone- "It's looking at me."

Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "It went to sleep."

Ashes of Eye Bone- "The eyebone was consumed by fire when I teleported!"

Chester- "Otto von chesterfield, Esq."

Rabbit

Rabbit- "He's looking for carrots."

Rabbit (picked up)- "Do you like science?"

Fireflies

Fireflies- "If only I could catch them!"

Fireflies (picked up)- "They make my pocket glow!"

Mandrake

Mandrake- "I've heard strange things about those plants."

Mandrake (following)- "Stop following me!"

Mandrake (dead)- "I've heard strange things about those plants."

Mandrake (cooked)- "Poor little guy."

Mobs - Tallbird family
Tallbird

Tallbird- "That's a tall bird!"

Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."

Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg."

Tallbird egg

Tallbird Egg- "Will it hatch?"

Tallbird Egg (cooked)- Delicious and nutrical."

Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Looks like it's hatching."

Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Mmm. Beaky."

Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Are eggs supposed to sweat?"

Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Brrrr!"

Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I have a feeling this is going to take a while..."

Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "It should hatch any time now."

Smallbird

Smallbird- "That's a rather small bird."

Smallbird (hungry)- "It looks hungry."

Smallbird (starving)- "It must be starving."

Smallish Tallbird

Smallish Tallbird- "Not a very tall bird."

Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "I'd better find it some food."

Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "It has a dangerious look in it's eye."

Mobs - Bosses
Deerclops

Deerclops- "It's enormous!!"

Deerclops Eye- "This is really gross."

Treeguard (Leif)- "He's huge!"

Spider Queen- "AHHHHHHHH! That spider is huge!"

Spider Hat- "I hope I got all of the spider goo out of it."

Mobs - Other
Maxwell- "I hate that guy"

Tooth trap (Maxwells)- "I'll want to avoid stepping on that!"

Beemine (Maxwells)- "Bottled mosquito rage!"

Pig King- "Ewwww, he smells!"

Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."

Food - Meats
Monster Meat- "Ugh. I don't think I should eat that."

Cooked Monster Meat- That's only somewhat more appetizing that when it was raw."

Meat- "It's a bit gamey, but it'll do."

Cooked meat- "Char broiled to perfection."

Drumstick- "I should gobble it."

Fried Drumstick- "Now i's even more tastier."

Fish- "Now I shall eat for a day."

Cooked Fish- "Grilled to perfection."

Morsel- "A tiny chunk of dead animal."

Cooked Morsel- "Now I don't have to worry about getting worms!"

Koalefant Trunk- "A light breezy trunk."

Winter Koalefant Trunk- "A thick, hairy trunk."

Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Somehow even more nasal than before."

Frog Legs- I've heard it's a delicacy."

Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like chicken."

Food - Fruits
Pomegranate- "It looks like the inside of an alien's brain."

Sliced Pomegranate- "Haute Cuisine!"

Durian- "Oh it smells!"

Extra Smelly Durian- "Now it smells even worse!"

Dragon Fruit- "What a weird fruit."

Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Still weird."

Berries- "Red berries taste the best."

Roasted Berries- "I don't think heat improved them."

Food - Vegetables
Corn- "High in fructose!"

Popcorn- "High in fructose!"

Carrot (in the ground)- "The ground is making plant babies."

Carrot (picked up)- "Yuck. It's a vegetabley."

Roasted Carrot- "Mushy."

Pumpkin- "It's a big as my head!"

Hot Pumpkin- "How did this turn into a pie..."

Eggplant- "It doesn't look like an egg."

Braised Eggplant- "It's even less eggy."

Red mushroom- "It smells funny."

Green mushroom- "It looks normal"

Food - Crock Pot
Mandrake Soup- "Poor little guy."

Turkey Dinner- "Mmmm."

Most recipes- "I cooked it myself!"

Food - Other
Seeds- "Each one is a tiny mystery."

Seeds (carrot seeds, pumpkin seeds etc)- "It's a seed."

Roasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of 'em"

Honey- "Looks delicious!"

Petals- "I showed those flowers who's boss."

Butterfly Wings- "Without these it's just butter."

Butter- "I can't belive it's butter!"

Rot- "It's a furry ball of rotten food."

Misc Items
Red Gem- "its a.....thing

Beard Hair- "I made them with my face."

Manure- "I should fill my pockets!"

Graveyard Trinkets

Melty Marbles - "They are just melted together."

Fake Kazoo - "It's just a cheap replica."

Gord's Knot - "The knot is stuck. Forever."

Gnome - "It must be some kind of religious artifact."

Tiny Rocketship - "Sadly, it's too small for me to escape on."

Frazzled Wires - "Their electricity carrying days are over."

Ball and Cup - "I have no time for fun and games!"

Hardened Rubber Bung - "Great. All my tub stopping needs are met."

Mismatched Buttons - "I'm more of a zipper person, myself."

Second-hand Dentures - "I hope I get out of here before I needed these."

Lying robot - "He whispers beautiful lies to me."

Dessicated Tentacle - "I'm not sure what I should do with a dessicated tentacle."

Researching
Research (high value)- "I feel so smart now!"

Research (normal value)- "Never stop learning!"

Research (low value)- "I didn't learn very much from that."

Researching an item- "In you go!"

Research Poop- "Poooop!"

Research an Axe- "Let me axe you a question!"

Research Cut Grass- "I will unlock the secrets of ... grass."

Research Cut Reeds- "I can learn stuff by reeding!"

Research some Flint- "This probably isn't the best use of flint."

Research a log- "There must be science hiding somewhere in there."

Announcements
Generic- "It's a... thing."

Battlecry- "Go for the eyes!"

Battlecry (on prey)- "I will destroy you!"

Battlecry (Pig)- "Here piggy piggy!"

Battlecry (Spider)- "I'm going to stomp you dead!"

Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "Better you than me!"

Leaving combat- I sure showed him!"

Leaving combat (prey)- He's too fast!"

Leaving combat (Pig)- "I'll let him go. This time."

Leaving combat (Spider)- "He's too gross anyway."

Leaving combat (Spider warrior)- "Shoo, you nasty thing!"

Torch (run out)- "My torch just ran out!"

Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! I should try to catch that!"

Dusk- "It's getting late. I need to make a fire."

Entering light- "I can see again!"

Entering darkness- "It's so dark!"

Doing things in the dark- "It's too dark to see!"

Failed to do something- "I can't do that."

Failed to craft something- "I don't have all the ingredients."

Trying to sleep during the day- "It's too bright out."

Trying sleep near monsters- "It's too dangerous right now!"

Knocked out- "Ugh, my head!"

Bees- "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"

Mosquitos- "Aaah! Bug off!"

Night Monster- "What was that?!"

Night Monster (hurt by)- "OW! Something bit me!"

Pecked- "Ow! Quit it!"

Hound's are coming- "Did you hear that?"

Inventory full- "I can't carry any more stuff!"

Eating- "Yum!"

Eating (spoiled food)- "Yuck! That was terrible!"

Eating (stale food)- "I think that was starting to turn."

Eating (painful food)- "I don't feel so good."

Hungry- "I'm so hungry!"

Exiting a Wormhole- "This Isn't A Sane Thing To Do."

Koalefant (lost its trail)- "The trail ends here."

Koalefant (found)- "This track is fresh, the beast must be nearby."

Unimplemented
Golden Pitchfork- "Why did I even make a pitchfork this fancy?"

Penguin- "..."

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