User:BatteringRambutan/WX78


 * Announce Canfix: "I CAN FIX THIS."
 * Announce Crafting Fail: "INSUFFICIENT RESOURCES"
 * Announce Adventurefail: "ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?"
 * Announce Quake: "SHAKING EARTH DETECTED"
 * Announce Charlie: "THREAT DETECTED"
 * Actionfail Repairboat Generic: "IT REQUIRES NO MAINTENANCE"
 * Actionfail Shave Generic: "THAT IS NOT A VALID SHAVE TARGET"
 * Actionfail Shave Awakebeefalo: "DANGER! TARGET IS AWAKE"
 * Actionfail Shave Nobits: "THERE IS NO STUBBLE TO SHAVE"
 * Actionfail Store Generic: "IT IS AT CAPACITY"
 * Actionfail Store Notallowed: "THAT INPUT IS NOT ALLOWED"
 * Announce Boomerang: "ERROR... CATCH FAILED"
 * Announce Nodangersleep: "WARNING... THREAT DETECTED. SLEEP MODE DEACTIVATED."
 * Announce Unimplemented: "ALERT... OBJECT NOT FUNCTIONING TO SPECIFICATION."
 * Announce Inv Full: "ITEM EXCEEDS CARRYING CAPACITY"
 * Actionfail Generic: "ACTION NOT AVAILABLE IN CURRENT CONTEXT"
 * Announce Accomplishment Done: "TASK COMPLETE"
 * Announce Dusk: "WARNING... NIGHT APPROACHING"
 * Announce Enter Dark: "OPTICAL SENSORS DEACTIVATED"
 * Announce Wetter: "WARNINGERROR... WATR LEV"
 * Announce Nodangersiesta: "WARNING... THREAT DETECTED. CANNOT INITIATE SIESTA MODE."
 * Announce Soaked: "ERROR ERROERROR... WWATEER LVVVVLS CATTSTROPHI!CC!"
 * Announce Freedom: "ENGAGE FREEDOM PROTOCOL"
 * Announce Tool Slip: "ERROR... TOOL GRIP COMPROMISED"
 * Announce Charge: "**SYSTEM OVERLOAD**"
 * Announce Boat Sinking: "DESTRUCTION IMPENDING"
 * Announce Mapwrap Warn: "EXITING CHARTED TERRITORY"
 * Announce Research: "INFORMATION ADDED"
 * Announce Lightning Damage Avoided: "CIRCUIT INCOMPLETE. NO CHARGE RECEIVED."
 * Announce Damp: "WARNING... WATER LEVELS RISING"
 * Announce Sharx: "AQUATIC PREDATORS INCOMING."
 * Announce Mapwrap Losecontrol: "NAVIGATION SYSTEMS OFFLINE!"
 * Announce Thorns: "DAMAGE DETECTED"
 * Announce Nohungersiesta: "CANNOT SIESTA ON AN EMPTY NUTRIENT PROCESSOR"
 * Announce Whale Hunt Lost Trail Spring: "ERROR"
 * Announce Hunt Lost Trail Spring: "TRAIL DELETED BY RAIN"
 * Announce Hungry: "FUEL RESERVES LOW"
 * Announce Lowresearch: "MATERIAL HAS LOW INFORMATIONAL CONTENT"
 * Announce Boat Sinking Imminent: "DESTRUCTION IMMINENT"
 * Announce Insufficientfertilizer: "INSUFFICIENT FERTILIZER"
 * Announce Trap Went Off: "IT'S A TRAP"
 * Announce Whale Hunt Lost Trail: "SWIMMING MEAT SIGNATURE LOST"
 * Announce Wave Boost: "01010111 01000101 01000101"
 * Announce Nonightsiesta: "ERROR... SIESTA MODE UNAVAILABLE AT NIGHT"
 * Announce Cold: "MECHANISMS ARE FREEZING"
 * Announce Hunt Beast Nearby: "DISTANCE TO LIFEFORM... MINIMAL"
 * Announce Shelter: "PROTECTIVE BRANCHES DETECTED"
 * Announce Nonightsiesta Cave: "ERROR... SIESTA MODE UNAVAILABLE AT NIGHT"
 * Announce Mapwrap Return: "RETURNING TO CHARTED TERRITORY. WHEW"
 * Announce Eat Generic: "DELICIOUS"
 * Announce Eat Stale: "STALE FOOD IS JUST AS GOOD"
 * Announce Eat Painful: "THAT WAS NOT FOOD"
 * Announce Eat Invalid: "INCOMPATIBLE FOOD TYPE"
 * Announce Eat Spoiled: "SPOILED FOOD IS STILL FOOD"
 * Announce Nohungersleep: "CAN NOT SLEEP ON AN EMPTY NUTRIENT PROCESSOR."
 * Announce Hunt Lost Trail: "END OF TRAIL"
 * Eat Food Tallbirdegg Cracked: "TRACES OF BEAK DETECTED"
 * Eat Food Coconut Cooked: "HEATED TREE FRUIT"
 * Eat Food Coffeebeans Cooked: "NOT COMPUTING AS FOOD SUBSTANCE"
 * Eat Food Jellyfish Cooked: "40% REDUCTION IN GELATINOUS TEXTURE"
 * Eat Food Mussel Cooked: "PROTEIN HAS REACHED TOLERABLE TEMPERATURE"
 * Eat Food Doydoyegg Cooked: "EATING IS DUMB"
 * Describe Maxwell's Door: "HE IS NOT MUCH OF A CONVERSATIONALIST"
 * Describe Deerclops: "DANGER! THREAT INCOMING!"
 * Describe Coffee Beans: "DRINKABLE BEANS"
 * Describe Popcorn: "EMPTY CALORIES"
 * Describe Dragonfly: "HIGH TEMPERATURE RADIATING FROM FLY BEAST."
 * Describe Burrow: "HOME OF A SMALL DIGGER"
 * Describe Cooked Frog Legs: "THEY ARE MORE NUTRITIOUS NOW"
 * Describe Jellyfish: "UNABLE TO CLASSIFY"
 * Describe Sleep Dart: "THESE CREATURES ARE SO MANIPULABLE"
 * Describe Meat Bulb: "AWW, IT'S JUST AS EVIL AS I AM."
 * Describe Merm: "ANIMATED SEAFOOD"
 * Describe Azure Feather: "IT HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM ITS BIRD"
 * Describe Booty Bag: "PIRATES MUST HAVE STRONG CORE CONSTRUCTION"
 * Describe Ghost: "ERROR... UNKNOWN"
 * Describe Boards: "THEY ARE FLATTER NOW"
 * Describe Cave Banana Tree: "LIFE FINDS A WAY, UNFORTUNATELY"
 * Describe Totally Normal Tree: "NATURE NEVER CEASES TO ANNOY ME"
 * Describe Tropical Parasol: "MODERATE-STRENGTH PROTECTIVE SCREEN"
 * Describe Twigs: "STICKS"
 * Describe Deconstruction Staff: "HAHAHA! SUCH A POWERFUL TOOL."
 * Describe Super Spyglass: "MAXIMIZES VISION SYSTEMS"
 * Describe Bird Trap: "STUPID BIRDS. HA."
 * Describe Insulated Pack: "INTERIOR THERMALS STABLE"
 * Describe Birchnutter: "ANOTHER HORRIBLE OFFERING OF THE NATURAL WORLD"
 * Describe Howling Conch: "THIS BLOWS"
 * Describe Fire Dart: "A WEAPON OF MINOR DESTRUCTION"
 * Describe Plant: "IT IS AN UNINTERESTING PLANT"
 * Describe Dragonpie: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Leafy Meat: "A SURPRISINGLY HIGH AMOUNT OF PROTEIN."
 * Describe Tam o' Shanter: "SMELLS LIKE MAMMAL"
 * Describe Floral Shirt: "ROBOTS HAVE CASUAL DRESS EVERYDAY"
 * Describe Red Cap: "POISONOUS FUNGUS"
 * Describe Floaty Boaty Knight: "MY PEER HAS GONE PIRATE"
 * Describe Beefalo Wool: "EXTRUDED BEEFALO DISGUSTINGNESS"
 * Describe Berries: "THEY REMIND ME OF BLOOD"
 * Describe Roasted Coffee Beans: "NARCOTIC BEAN HAS REACHED OPTIMUM ROAST LEVEL"
 * Describe Poison Dart: "PROJECTILE-BASED COMMUNICABLE DISEASE DELIVERY SYSTEM"
 * Describe Luxury Axe: "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"
 * Describe Maxwell's Tooth Trap: "TECHNOLOGY TURNED AGAINST ME"
 * Describe Blue Cap: "MEDICINAL FUNGUS"
 * Describe Blubber Suit: "DISGUSTING INSULATING PROPERTIES DETECTED"
 * Describe Snazzy Pitchfork: "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"
 * Describe Rain Hat: "INSULATED PROTECTION FROM WATER DAMAGE"
 * Describe Thulecite Crown: "A HEAD-MOUNTED DYNAMIC DAMAGE MITIGATION DEVICE"
 * Describe Cooked Egg: "THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPROVEMENT"
 * Describe Honey Nuggets: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Butter Muffin: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Rabbit Earmuffs: "I WILL UTILIZE THEIR FURRINESS"
 * Describe Thulecite: "A MOST AESTHETICALLY PLEASING MINERAL"
 * Describe Captain Hat: "HEADWEAR THAT ATTRIBUTES CAPTAIN STATUS"
 * Describe Houndius Shootius: "I NEED TO SET THIS UP PROPERLY."
 * Describe Bearger: "HIBERNATION IMMINENT"
 * Describe Cooked Mandrake: "I WIN"
 * Describe Baby Tentacle: "DANGER! DANGER!"
 * Describe Slurtle Slime: "NOT LOGICAL."
 * Describe Anti Venom: "ERADICATES CONTAGIONS FROM MAIN SYSTEM FUNCTIONS"
 * Describe Charcoal: "COMPRESSED DEAD MATTER. WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE?"
 * Describe Koalefant: "POSSESSES AMPLE ENERGY RESERVES"
 * Describe Guard Pig: "HOSTILE DETECTED."
 * Describe Cracked Doydoy Egg: "ECOSYSTEM IMBALANCE DETECTED"
 * Describe Horned Helmet: "MAMMALIAN-DERIVED HELMET"
 * Describe Bunny Puff: "FUZZY BUNNY NUMBER ONE"
 * Describe Powdercake: "IT NEVER GOES BAD"
 * Describe Seaworthy: "LEAVING EQUATORIAL ZONE"
 * Describe Buzzard: "GARBAGE COLLECTOR LIFEFORM"
 * Describe Fishing Rod: "I DO NOT LIKE WATER"
 * Describe Pitchfork: "I ENJOY ITS POINTY PARTS"
 * Describe Lava Pool: "VOLCANIC FIRE DEPOSIT"
 * Describe Halved Coconut: "NUT-RITION NOW ACCESSIBLE"
 * Describe Eyebrella: "EYE MATERIAL IS SURPRISINGLY ELASTIC"
 * Describe Pick/Axe: "A PRACTICAL TOOL"
 * Describe Miner Hat: "SUPPORTS HANDS-FREE OPERATION"
 * Describe Bunnyman: "ITS METABOLISM OFFENDS ME"
 * Describe Wreck: "INSUFFICIENT CAPTAINING"
 * Describe Tallbird: "IT LOOKS TERRITORIAL"
 * Describe Varg: "IT LIVES TO EAT LARGE THINGS"
 * Describe Nightmare Light: "AN ANCIENT OPTICAL WAVELENGTH EMITTER"
 * Describe Football Helmet: "PADDING FOR MY PROCESSING UNIT"
 * Describe Cooked Fish: "REQUIRES CHIPS"
 * Describe Dapper Vest: "VEST HAS HIGH DAPPERNESS QUOTIENT"
 * Describe Roasted Berries: "THEY HAVE LOST STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY"
 * Describe Wildbore Head: "IT IS MISSING A BODY"
 * Describe Net: "HARVEST INSECTS"
 * Describe Spider Queen: "THE SPIDERS LIVE UNDER A SYSTEM OF MONARCHY"
 * Describe Broken Relic: "REQUIRES RECONDITIONING"
 * Describe Log Suit: "UPGRADED ARMOR"
 * Describe Bioluminescence: "BIOLUMINESCENT SEA GUNK"
 * Describe Spicy Chili: "SPICE MAGNITUDE EXTREMELY HIGH"
 * Describe Ancient Guardian: "THIS MEAT HAS A POINTY END"
 * Describe Roasted Birchnut: "THE TREE HAS BEEN KILLED AND TURNED INTO NUTRIENTS"
 * Describe Speargun: "COME AT ME, SEA CREATURES"
 * Describe Grass: "SELF-WATERING FLORA"
 * Describe Buoy: "WILL NOT MATURE INTO A MUAN"
 * Describe Unagi: "A FANCIER FUEL PACK."
 * Describe Flotsam: "SPECIALIZED TOOL REQUIRED"
 * Describe Light Flower: "POWER SOURCE... UNKNOWN"
 * Describe Cactus Flesh: "PROTECTIVE BARRIER REMAINS"
 * Describe Palm Treeguard: "SENTIENT TREE VIGILANTE"
 * Describe Cooked Monster Meat: "IT IS STILL SOMEWHAT INCOMPATIBLE"
 * Describe Chilled Amulet: "THIS WILL MAKE A GREAT HEATSINK."
 * Describe Light Flower: "POWER SOURCE... UNKNOWN"
 * Describe Snurtle Shell Armour: "HOUSING MODULE"
 * Describe Bush Hat: "HOW DEMEANING"
 * Describe Regal Shovel: "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"
 * Describe Crate: "EVIDENCE OF A SEA CALAMITY"
 * Describe Silly Monkey Ball: "SOURCE OF MONKEY MIRTH"
 * Describe Glommer: "SENTIENT VERSION OF STONE INSECT"
 * Describe Stone Wall: "STONE DEFENSES"
 * Describe Forest Turf: "THE GROUND"
 * Describe Moggles: "DIGGER HAS CURIOUS SIGHT"
 * Describe Puffy Vest: "IMPROVED TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING"
 * Describe Savanna Turf: "THE GROUND"
 * Describe Ashy Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Basalt: "INSUFFICIENT DESTRUCTIVE ABILITIES"
 * Describe Egg: "I HATE YOU, EGG"
 * Describe Mussel: "MUSCULATURE NOT DETECTED"
 * Describe White Whale: "MYTHIC LEVELS OF HATRED DETECTED"
 * Describe Old Boot: "IT IS MISSING A CRITICAL COMPONENT"
 * Describe Pengull: "BIRD CANNOT FLY?"
 * Describe Extra Smelly Durian: "STILL NOT GOOD"
 * Describe Limestone: "CORAL DERIVATIVE"
 * Describe Seaworthy: "NEW TERRITORY ACQUIRED"
 * Describe Prepared Dragon Fruit: "I SHOULD EAT THIS SOON"
 * Describe Obsidian: "VOLCANO BYPRODUCT"
 * Describe Potted Fern: "MAYBE THIS WILL HELP LURE VICTIMS TO MY BASE."
 * Describe Big Tentacle: "DOES NOT LOOK BETTER FROM THIS END"
 * Describe Weather Pain: "TREACHEROUSLY POWERFUL GUSTS"
 * Describe Swordfish: "FIGHTING FISH"
 * Describe Nightmare Amulet: "I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT AMULET."
 * Describe Boomerang: "REUSABLE PROJECTILE."
 * Describe Dragon Fruit Seeds: "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
 * Describe Green Gem: "PRESSURE AND IMPURITIES HAVE PRODUCED PLEASING PERFECTION"
 * Describe Snakeskin Hat: "LEATHERY HEADWEAR"
 * Describe Brainy Matter: "CONSUMING TRANSFERS STIMULATING PROPERTIES"
 * Describe Fungal Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Thulecite Wall: "OLD BUT STILL FUNCTIONAL"
 * Describe Second-hand Dentures: "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE"
 * Describe Divining Rod Holder: "ROD COULD BE USEFUL TOOL."
 * Describe Straw Roll: "SLEEP( 1000 )"
 * Describe Obsidian Spear: "WAR TOOL RETOOLED FOR MAXIMUM KILLING POTENTIAL"
 * Describe Fungal Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Algae: "LOOK AT IT STRUGGLE TO LIVE."
 * Describe Snake: "HISSING MENACE"
 * Describe Flup: "NATURE HAS CREATED ANOTHER TERRIBLE ITERATION"
 * Describe Slimey Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Monster Lasagna: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Jungle Turf: "TANGLY"
 * Describe MacTusk: "I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF HIM"
 * Describe Blow Dart: "ACCELERATES SHARP OBJECTS TO DANGEROUS SPEEDS"
 * Describe Volt Goat Horn: "THIS IS A GOOD HORN"
 * Describe Red Mushtree: "SHINY RED"
 * Describe Silk: "SPIDER INNARDS"
 * Describe Cooked Cactus Flesh: "PROTECTIVE BARRIER REMOVED"
 * Describe Scalemail: "SCALES FUNCTION SIMILAR TO MINIATURE FLAMETHROWERS"
 * Describe Tarnished Crown: "HEADGEAR NOT SUITED TO DEVELOPED CRANIUM"
 * Describe Rock Lobster: "MY SHELL IS NICER"
 * Describe Clockwork Knight: "HORSE AUTOMATON"
 * Describe Dark Petals: "IT WASN'T BEAUTIFUL, BUT I STILL DESTROYED IT. HA."
 * Describe Clockwork Bishop: "REVEREND AUTOMATON"
 * Describe Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station: "ERROR... PSEUDOSCIENCE UNWORKABLE"
 * Describe Ornate Chest: "CONTENTS PROBABILITIES ARE UNCERTAIN"
 * Describe Iron Key: "A KEY"
 * Describe Golden Key: "A KEY"
 * Describe Maxwell's Light: "THEY SENSE MY PRESENCE."
 * Describe Jet Feather: "IT HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM ITS BIRD"
 * Describe Bone Key: "A KEY"
 * Describe Wildbore House: "HOW WILD CAN THEY BE IF THEY LIVE IN A HOUSE?"
 * Describe Wildbore Guard: "AGGRESSION DETECTED"
 * Describe Fried Drumstick: "A TASTE SENSATION"
 * Describe Bones: "EXOSKELETON FOR INSIDES. PROVIDES STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY."
 * Describe Beefalo Horn: "UNHYGIENIC"
 * Describe Suspicious Bubbles: "BUBBLES RISE FROM UNKNOWN SOURCE"
 * Describe One-man Band: "AN EXTERNAL SOUND MODULE UPGRADE."
 * Describe Watery Grave: "JETSAM DETECTED"
 * Describe Corn: "SAY(CORNY_JOKE)"
 * Describe Wooden platform thing: "FINALLY SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE"
 * Describe Treasure Chest: "TREASURE CONTAINER"
 * Describe Dead Jellyfish: "WILL DECOMPOSITION INCREASE GELATINOUS TEXTURE?"
 * Describe Obsidian Speargun: "DELIVERS FIRE VIA PROJECTILE"
 * Describe Seashell: "DISCARDED SEA SOMETHING"
 * Describe Pig King: "THAT APPEARS TO BE THE DOMINANT PIG"
 * Describe Tooth Trap: "THIS WILL PUNCTURE MY ENEMIES' FEET"
 * Describe Tidal Marsh Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Ham Bat: "TASTE IRONY AND DIE, FLESHLINGS."
 * Describe Treeguard: "WARNING... MOTILE TREE"
 * Describe Snakeskin Rug: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Meadow Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Magma Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Fungal Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Eggplant: "IT HAS AN ILLOGICAL NAME"
 * Describe Malfunctioning Novelty Ride: "MALFUNCTIONING"
 * Describe Top Hat: "SOPHISTICATED"
 * Describe Sandy Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe \"Ballphin Free\" Tuna: "HERMETICALLY SEALED FOOD STUFFS"
 * Describe Abigail: "UNDEAD ALERT"
 * Describe Chest of the Depths: "DID THE ABOMINATION EXIST TO PROTECT THIS CHEST?"
 * Describe Wine Bottle Candle: "THIS VESSEL IS ODDLY SUITED TO FACILITATING ILLUMINATION"
 * Describe Cactus Armour: "WEARING CACTUS FRIEND REQUEST..."
 * Describe Sextant: "I HAVE NO TROUBLE TAKING PRECISE MEASUREMENTS"
 * Describe Broken Shell: "THEY DON'T FIT BACK TOGETHER"
 * Describe Watermelon Seeds: "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
 * Describe Eye of the Tiger Shark: "IT HAS 20 VISION"
 * Describe Obsidian Coconade: "COCONADE EFFICIENCY HAS BEEN MAXIMIZED"
 * Describe Tidal Pool: "NATURALLY OCURRING WATER FEATURE"
 * Describe Sapling: "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"
 * Describe Bacon and Eggs: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Honeycomb: "ONE UNIT OF BEE STORAGE"
 * Describe Skeleton: "HAH, IT DIED. CLASSIC HUMAN MISTAKE."
 * Describe Wooden potato thing: "INNOVATIVE"
 * Describe Yellow Gem: "IT IS RATHER HEAVY."
 * Describe Brainy Sprout: "HIGHLY EVOLVED CORAL VARIETAL"
 * Describe Stinger: "WARNING... TOXINS PRESENT"
 * Describe Grassy thing: "PRIMITIVE BUT EFFECTIVE"
 * Describe Screw thing: "SPEAK TO ME, MACHINE"
 * Describe Mandrake Soup: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Dripple Pipes: "DOWNLOADING SHEET MUSIC..."
 * Describe Grass Turf: "THE GROUND"
 * Describe Sweet Potato Seeds: "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
 * Describe Old Boot: "MINUS FOOT"
 * Describe Rawling: "CRAZY OBJECT WARNING"
 * Describe Fishbone: "DEED OF OWNERSHIP TO EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT"
 * Describe Rope: "SOLAR ARRAY NEED REFUELING."
 * Describe Torch: "PRIMITIVE LIGHT SOURCE"
 * Describe Volcano: "IT IS NOT WISE TO SUBJECT MY HOUSING TO THESE CONDITIONS FURTHER"
 * Describe Shark Fin: "THE RUDDER OF THE BEAST"
 * Describe Yellow Mosquito Sack: "MOSQUITO HARD DRIVE IS INFECTED WITH A VIRUS"
 * Describe Pumpkin Seeds: "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
 * Describe Grilled Watermelon: "HOT JUICE"
 * Describe Pumpkin: "IT HAS A PLEASING SHAPE"
 * Describe Sand: "GRAINS OF DEFEATED ROCK"
 * Describe Manure: "THESE ANIMALS ARE DISGUSTING"
 * Describe Steamer Trunk: "SOMEONE GOT TIRED OF LUGGING"
 * Describe Dangling Depth Dweller: "VERTICAL SPIDER SOURCE DETECTED"
 * Describe Sea Worther: "I MUST ADAPT THIS DEVICES MEASUREMENT PROTOCOLS"
 * Describe Animal Track: "LIFEFORM DETECTED"
 * Describe Soaked Candle: "THIS VESSEL IS ODDLY SUITED TO FACILITATING ILLUMINATION"
 * Describe Toy Boat: "THIS BOAT CONSTRUCTION IS PREPOSTEROUS"
 * Describe Gnome: "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE"
 * Describe Sextant: "I HAVE NO TROUBLE TAKING PRECISE MEASUREMENTS"
 * Describe Cut Grass: "PLANT MATTER"
 * Describe Spear Gun: "SPEAR EFFICIENCY INCREASED"
 * Describe Cooked Batilisk Wing: "BROKEN FLYING MECHANISM"
 * Describe Snakeskin Sail: "REPTILIAN SCALES IMPROVE SAIL EFFICIENCY"
 * Describe Soggy Monkey: "MONKEY ROYALTY ACQUIRED"
 * Describe Windbreaker: "NEGATES MOMENTUM IMPEDIMENTS FROM WIND EVENTS"
 * Describe Gunpowder Barrel: "USEFUL WARNING LABEL"
 * Describe Sharkitten: "THIS KITTEN HAS A HELICOPTER PARENT NEARBY"
 * Describe Monster Jerky: "DEHYDRATED PROTEINS"
 * Describe X Marks the Spot: "ILLOGICAL STORAGE OF PRECIOUS OBJECTS"
 * Describe Sandbag: "A WEAPON IN THE AGE OLD FIGHT AGAINST WATER ENCROACHMENT"
 * Describe Star Caller's Staff: "THESE GEMS WORK WELL WITH STICKS."
 * Describe Sandbag: "TAKE THAT ENCROACHING WATER"
 * Describe White Whale Carcass: "METHANE BUILDUP DETECTED"
 * Describe Wet Goop: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Obsidian Machete: "HACKING BLADE WITH FIRESTARTING CAPABILITIES"
 * Describe Shark Gills: "IT DROPPED ITS BREATHING APPARATUS"
 * Describe Bee Mine: "IMPROVISED STINGING DEVICE"
 * Describe Nightmare Lock: "KEY RECEPTACLE."
 * Describe Hay Wall: "NOT VERY GOOD DEFENSES"
 * Describe Shovel: "IT HAS MANY USES"
 * Describe Pirate Ghost: "ARRR YOU A RESTLESS SOUL?"
 * Describe Coral: "SELF-SUSTAINING LIVING BUILDING MATERIAL"
 * Describe Carpeted Flooring: "CARPET GROUND"
 * Describe Peg Leg: "I SWING THIS LEG WITH MY ARM"
 * Describe Ball and Cup: "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE"
 * Describe Palm Leaf Hut: "THATCH ROOF PROTECTION ACQUIRED"
 * Describe Horn: "NEEDS A REED TO ACCESS ACOUSTIC POTENTIAL"
 * Describe Deerclops Eyeball: "A GIANT ORGANIC LENS"
 * Describe Iron Wind: "MOTORIZED SEA VESSEL UPGRADE"
 * Describe Carrot Seeds: "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
 * Describe Walrus Tusk: "IT WASN'T MUCH HELP TO ITS ORIGINAL OWNER"
 * Describe Yaarctopus: "MANY-ARMED TRADER"
 * Describe Octo Chest: "HOW DOES HE FILL IT?"
 * Describe Boat Repair Kit: "SEA VESSEL REPAIRS AT SEA"
 * Describe Down Feather: "FEATHERS FROM STRANGE LIFEFORMS"
 * Describe Cactus Spike: "STUPID PLANT DROPS WEAPONS THAT CAN BE USED AGAINST IT"
 * Describe Melty Marbles: "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE"
 * Describe Bile-Covered Slop: "IT IS MEAT, NO MYSTERY THERE"
 * Describe Garland: "AT LEAST THEY ARE DEAD"
 * Describe Broken clockworks: "EX-AUTOMATON"
 * Describe Obsidian Boulder: "PICK AXE RESISTANT."
 * Describe Taffy: "STICKY AND SWEET. LOW NUTRITIONAL VALUE DETECTED."
 * Describe Cooked Mussel: "FLAVOR MOLECULES ARE STRONG"
 * Describe Toy Boat: "THIS BOAT CONSTRUCTION IS PREPOSTEROUS"
 * Describe Trap: "I AM ADEPT AT WEAVING"
 * Describe Monster Tartare: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Blue Gem: "IT IS SLIGHTLY COLD"
 * Describe Razor: "EXFOLIATE!"
 * Describe Magiluminescence: "INCANDESCENCE AT 5200000000000000Hz"
 * Describe Fishermerm: "AROMA IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM UPDATE... FISHY "
 * Describe Trawl Net: "USE IN BAD WEATHER FOR BEST RESULTS"
 * Describe Baby Doydoy: "POTENTIAL FOR INVASIVE SPECIES DETECTED"
 * Describe Brain of Thought: "PROVIDES DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT"
 * Describe Rot: "EVEN I CAN NOT PROCESS THAT"
 * Describe Magma Pile: "SENSING BARELY CONTAINED UNSTABLE FORCES"
 * Describe Tropical Fish: "YOU ARE TROPICAL AND A FISH"
 * Describe Braised Eggplant: "FANCY"
 * Describe Magma Pile: "SENSING BARELY CONTAINED UNSTABLE FORCES"
 * Describe Fish Morsel: "SWIMMING MEAT"
 * Describe Sweet Potato: "GROSS"
 * Describe Delicious Wobster: "APPEAL DOES NOT COMPUTE"
 * Describe Biiigfoot: "OVERSIZED FOOT. HIGHLY DANGEROUS."
 * Describe Dead Wobster: "PROTECTIVE ARMOR HAD LIFE-BREAKING BUGS"
 * Describe Trail Mix: "HIGHLY NUTRITIONAL"
 * Describe Evil Flower: "HEY THERE, FLOWERS. WANNA... KILL ALL HUMANS?"
 * Describe Cobblestones: "ROAD PIECE"
 * Describe Seagull: "WINGED SCUM"
 * Describe Cat Tail: "TAIL ACQUIRED"
 * Describe Feather Hat: "I STILL CAN NOT FLY"
 * Describe Foliage: "I ENDED A LIFE. YAY."
 * Describe Blueprint: "KNOWLEDGE WAITING TO BE ABSORBED."
 * Describe Slurtle: "HE HAS A SHELL LIKE ME"
 * Describe Roasted Carrot: "IT IS FLOPPY NOW"
 * Describe Lichen: "THIS WILL CRUMBLE AWAY SOON."
 * Describe Quacken Tentacle: "THE TIP OF THE MONSTERBERG. I MADE A JOKE"
 * Describe Durian Seeds: "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
 * Describe Broken AAC Device: "OF COURSE IT'S BROKEN IT'S MISSING A DR356X001"
 * Describe Quacken: "WHAT IS THE NATURAL PURPOSE OF THIS ABOMINATION?"
 * Describe Debris: "WATER VEHICLE NOT REPAIRABLE"
 * Describe Cooked Jellyfish: "40% REDUCTION IN GELATINOUS TEXTURE"
 * Describe Toucan: "YOU HAVE AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF NOSE"
 * Describe Fresh Fruit Crepes: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Marsh Turf: "THE GROUND"
 * Describe Krissure: "THE EARTH IS JUST VENTING"
 * Describe Bottle Lantern: "LIGHT-PRODUCING LIFE HARNESSED"
 * Describe Cooked Fish Morsel: "CITRUS SPRITZ REQUIRED"
 * Describe Cut Stone: "I HAVE IMPROVED THE ROCKS"
 * Describe Opulent Pickaxe: "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"
 * Describe Magic Seal: "SEAL EYES TRIGGERING STRANGE CONFLICTS"
 * Describe Raw Fish: "SWIMMING MEAT"
 * Describe Elephant Cactus Stump: "PLANT IS DORMANT"
 * Describe Summer Frest: "PREVENTS INTERNAL SYSTEMS FROM REACHING HAZARDOUS TEMPERATURES"
 * Describe Prickly Elephant Cactus: "PLANT HAS ACTIVATED DEFENSIVE SYSTEM"
 * Describe Hound's Tooth: "MASTICATING EDGE"
 * Describe Bottlenose Ballphin: "POLYMER BASED LIVING ORGANISM?"
 * Describe Elephant Cactus: "TRANSPLANTING PLANT"
 * Describe Seaweed: "THE SEA HAS WEEDS TOO?"
 * Describe Cooked Morsel: "IT TASTES LIKE BURNT REVENGE"
 * Describe Flower Salad: "SO MUCH CELLULOSE"
 * Describe Bat Bat: "AHHAHA! FREE POWER!"
 * Describe Dragoon Saliva: "HAZARDOUS WASTE"
 * Describe Dragoon Heart: "EDIBLE POWER CORE"
 * Describe Cave Lichen: "A SLOW GROWING SYMBIOTE"
 * Describe Dragoon Egg: "SELF-REPRODUCING BYPRODUCT OF NATURAL EXHAUST SYSTEM"
 * Describe Mussel Bouillabaise: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Slurtle Mound: "THEY DON'T WEAR THEIR SHELLS IN THERE"
 * Describe Sea Sack: "LOCKS IN FRESHNESS"
 * Describe Fried Doydoy Egg: "EATING IS DUMB"
 * Describe Spider Eggs: "SPIDER POTENTIAL = 6"
 * Describe Rain Coat: "PERFECT PROTECTION AT THE COST OF AN INCOMPLETE CIRCUIT"
 * Describe Sandy Pile: "THE ROCK DUST COLLECTS"
 * Describe Luxury Fan: "EXCELLENT COOLING SYSTEM"
 * Describe Durian: "GOOD THING I LACK A NOSE"
 * Describe Fish Tacos: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Pumpkin Lantern: "IT HAS AN EERIE LIGHT"
 * Describe Roasted Coconut: "TOASTY AROMA DOES NOTHING FOR ME"
 * Describe Hardened Rubber Bung: "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE"
 * Describe Cat Cap: "FURRY HEAD COVERING"
 * Describe Boat Torch: "MARINE ILLUMINATION"
 * Describe Petals: "I HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL. HA."
 * Describe Blubber: "MULTI-PURPOSE MAMMAL FAT"
 * Describe Snurtle: "DIFFERENT SHELL, SAME SLUG"
 * Describe Eyeshot: "WEAPONIZED CARCASS REMAINS"
 * Describe Glommer's Goop: "SLIME OF UNCLEAR ORIGINS"
 * Describe Dragoon: "VOLATILE LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE DETECTED"
 * Describe Dragoon Den: "JERK LAIR."
 * Describe Guano Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Charcoal Boulder: "CARCINOGENS DETECTED."
 * Describe Burnt Ash Tree: "IDIOTIC BUSH! WHY WOULD YOU GROW HERE!"
 * Describe Koalefant Trunk: "CABLE UNPLUGGED"
 * Describe Blue Whale Carcass: "METHANE BUILDUP DETECTED"
 * Describe Tropical Fan: "EXCELLENT COOLING SYSTEM"
 * Describe Damaged Rook: "LOOSE WIRING DETECTED"
 * Describe Watermelon: "SPHERE OF JUICE"
 * Describe Fruit Medley: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Bamboo Root: "MUST ADD GROUND"
 * Describe Touch Stone: "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?"
 * Describe Limestone Wall: "ROUGH STONE DEFENSES"
 * Describe Fish: "IT HAS RUN OUT OF LIFE. I WIN."
 * Describe Mussel Stick: "PROTEIN ATTRACTION AND GROWTH SYSTEM"
 * Describe Skeleton: "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
 * Describe Cave Spider: "AN ARMORED SPIDER"
 * Describe Volcano: "I HAVE FOUND THE EARTH'S GEOLOGICAL EXHAUST SYSTEM"
 * Describe Toasted Seeds: "THEY CAN NO LONGER GERMINATE"
 * Describe Nightmare Throne: "MADE FOR SITTING."
 * Describe Ice Cream: "SWEET DAIRY"
 * Describe Armoured Boat: "WAR VESSEL WITH DEFENSIVE OUTER SHELL"
 * Describe Voodoo Doll: "WHAT AN UGLY PLAYTHING"
 * Describe Guardian's Horn: "I HAVE TAKEN A TROPHY TO PROVE MY MIGHT."
 * Describe Machete: "LONG BLADE FOR HACKING"
 * Describe Sealnado: "SIGH. NATURE IS TERRIBLE"
 * Describe Beach Turf: "GETS IN MY HOUSING"
 * Describe Turbine Blades: "ENGINE OF THE STORM"
 * Describe Brain Cloud Pill: "PROCESSOR STATUS REPORT... CLEAR SKIES"
 * Describe Stink Ray: "THEY SPRAY TOXIC ODOR CLOUDS"
 * Describe Ancient Vase: "MINUS FLOWERS"
 * Describe Pickaxe: "MINING IMPLEMENT DETECTED"
 * Describe Orange Soda: "IS THIS A CONSUMABLE?"
 * Describe Monster Meat: "IT IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY CHEMICAL ENGINE"
 * Describe Trident: "ANCIENT KILLING TOOL"
 * Describe Hail: "NATURE IS LAUNCHING AN AIRSTRIKE"
 * Describe Koalefant Trunk Steak: "MEAT RENDERED INACTIVE. EXCELLENT."
 * Describe Night Light: "UNKNOWN LIGHT SOURCE"
 * Describe Sea Hound: "CREATURE OF LITTLE BRAIN AND BIG JAWS"
 * Describe Fist Full of Jam: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Ice Cube: "HAT SEEMS DANGEROUS TO MY FUNCTION"
 * Describe Palm Tree: "THIS TREE IS TOO STUPID TO COVER ITSELF"
 * Describe Cloth Sail: "INCREASED EFFICIENCY OF WIND HARNESSING CAPABILITIES"
 * Describe Broken clockworks: "EX-AUTOMATON"
 * Describe Tornado: "SIGH. NATURE IS TERRIBLE"
 * Describe Seagull: "THE WATER IS NOW UNCLEAN"
 * Describe Gord's Knot: "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE"
 * Describe Spyglass: "TEMPORARY VISION SYSTEM UPGRADE"
 * Describe Green Cap: "CULINARY FUNGUS"
 * Describe Bamboo: "VERSATILE ENGINEERING MATERIAL DETECTED"
 * Describe Meat: "I WILL ENJOY THIS"
 * Describe Poison Speargun: "DEAL TOXINS FROM SAFE DISTANCE"
 * Describe Sewing Kit: "IT JOINS COMPONENTS OF FIBRE TOGETHER"
 * Describe Poison Spear: "TOXIN DELIVERY SYSTEM"
 * Describe Boat Lantern: "SEE THE SEA AT NIGHT"
 * Describe Carrot: "NUTRITIOUS"
 * Describe Stalagmite: "ROCKS CONTAINING ROCKS"
 * Describe Houndius Shootius: "I HAVE TAMED MIGHTY BEASTS TO FIGHT FOR ME."
 * Describe Snakeskin: "THE SNAKE DROPPED ITS SKIN"
 * Describe Poison Snake: "TOXIN DETECTED"
 * Describe Slot Machine: "ADDICTIVE PLEASURE CENTER STIMULANT"
 * Describe Dragon Fruit: "IT HAS HEALING PROPERTIES"
 * Describe Roasted Seaweed: "HEALTHY SNACK"
 * Describe Cactus Flower: "REASON FOR BARRIER"
 * Describe Batilisk: "FLYING RAT"
 * Describe Carrot: "ROBOT NEEDS FOOD"
 * Describe Seaweed: "THE SEA HAS WEEDS TOO?"
 * Describe Sea Trap: "GO INSIDE STUPID SEA THINGS."
 * Describe Killer Bee Hive: "A BEAUTIFUL EXAMPLE OF EFFICIENCY"
 * Describe Light Bulb: "BIOLUMINESCENCE IS GROSS"
 * Describe Krampus Sack: "STORAGE MODULE 2.0"
 * Describe Fried Tallbird Egg: "IT IS NO LONGER ALIVE"
 * Describe Cooked Green Cap: "MODIFIED FUNGUS"
 * Describe Row Boat: "I ROWBOAT"
 * Describe Regular Jungle Tree: "THIS DUMB TREE HAS A DUMB FACE"
 * Describe Relic: "I HAVE NO NEED OF THIS."
 * Describe Sandbag: "WATER ABSORPTION SYSTEM"
 * Describe Sandbag: "WATER ABSORPTION SYSTEM"
 * Describe Nightmare Fuel: "DEBUGGING RESIDUE"
 * Describe Message in a Bottle: "INEFFICIENT DATA COMMUNICATIONS SYSTEM"
 * Describe Thatch Sail: "ADDED WIND HARNESSING CAPABILITY"
 * Describe Raft: "BARELY ADEQUATE VESSEL FOR SEA TRAVEL"
 * Describe Flower: "MY APPRECIATION FOR BEAUTY IS LIMITED"
 * Describe Fake Kazoo: "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE"
 * Describe Hot Pumpkin: "DELICIOUS"
 * Describe Slurper: "IT VIOLATED MY SMELLING MODULE."
 * Describe Doydoy Feather: "FEELS SOFT TO MY HARD TOUCH"
 * Describe Poisonous Hole: "THE SOIL ITSELF IS TOXIC"
 * Describe Pirate Hat: "HEADGEAR BEST SUITED FOR SEA TRAVEL"
 * Describe Walking Cane: "ASSISTED LOCOMOTION DEVICE"
 * Describe Peacock: "LARGE, VAIN BIRD"
 * Describe Parrot: "THIS BIRD WISHES TO CONVERSATE"
 * Describe Webber's Skull: "ANALYSIS SHOWS 50% SPIDER AND 50% HUMAN"
 * Describe Suspicious Dirt Pile: "UNKNOWN PILE FORMAT"
 * Describe Water Beefalo: "HERDING SPECIES OF MEAT"
 * Describe Palm Leaf: "MULTI-USE VEGETATION"
 * Describe Deciduous Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe One True Earring: "MISSING AN EAR"
 * Describe Sail Stick: "NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION DETECTED"
 * Describe Spilagmite: "SPIDERS DETECTED"
 * Describe Obsidian Fire Pit: "MAXIMUM FIREPIT EFFICIENCY ACHIEVED"
 * Describe Beard Hair: "DISGUSTING"
 * Describe Plant: "A PLANT OF NO IMPORTANCE"
 * Describe Obsidian Axe: "AXE WITH FIRESTARTING FEATURE"
 * Describe Obsidian Workbench: "MANUFACTURES DERIVATIVES FRO VOLCANO BYPRODUCT"
 * Describe Limestone Wall: "ROUGH STONE DEFENSES"
 * Describe Orange Gem: "IT SHIMMERS IN MY HANDS."
 * Describe Poison Mosquito: "TOXIC PEST"
 * Describe Empty Bottle: "GLASS LIQUID VESSEL"
 * Describe Catcoon: "CLAWS OUT"
 * Describe Maxwell Statue: "HIGH LEVELS OF EVIL DETECTED."
 * Describe Ancient statue: "A NIGHTMARE INDICATOR"
 * Describe Log Raft: "INEFFICIENT SEA VESSEL"
 * Describe Flint: "THIS ROCK IS SHARPER THAN MOST"
 * Describe Wobster Den: "THE ARMORED ONES DWELL THERE"
 * Describe Wobster: "ARMORED MEAT SOURCE"
 * Describe Crimson Feather: "IT HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM ITS BIRD"
 * Describe Cooked Limpets: "FIRE ADDS PLEASURE?"
 * Describe Limpets: "SMALL PROTEIN SOURCE"
 * Describe Accomploshrine: "I AM GOOD AT REPEATING TASKS"
 * Describe Cut Reeds: "HOLLOW PLANT MATTER"
 * Describe Pomegranate: "IT IS DIFFICULT TO PEEL"
 * Describe Electric Milk: "EXCITED MILK"
 * Describe Thulecite Wall: "POCKET STONER DEFENSE"
 * Describe Jellyfish: "UNABLE TO CLASSIFY"
 * Describe Krampus: "STOP! THIEF!"
 * Describe Ratatouille: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Hibearnation Vest: "EXTREMELY LUSH VEST"
 * Describe Melted Mini Glacier: "USELESS CONFIGURATION OF WATER ROCK"
 * Describe Damaged Knight: "REPROGRAMMING REQUIRED"
 * Describe Mud Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Woodlegs' Cage: "THAT CAGE MUST WEIGH A SKELE-TON!"
 * Describe Ice Box: "CARRY ON, MY FRIGID BROTHER"
 * Describe Particulate Purifier: "PREVENTS NOXIOUS FUMES FROM PERMEATING OUTER CASING"
 * Describe Frog Legs: "REPLACEMENT PARTS FOR FROGS"
 * Describe Berry Bush: "PERIODIC CALORIE DISPENSER"
 * Describe Poison Frog: "DISEASE-RIDDEN REPTILE"
 * Describe Dumbrella: "DESIGN REDUNDANCY PROVIDES PEAK PERFORMANCE"
 * Describe Stuffed Eggplant: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Thulecite Fragments: "WITH THIS I CAN CREATE MORE THULECITE."
 * Describe Healing Salve: "KILL MICROLIFE TO SAVE MACROLIFE"
 * Describe Thick Fur: "MAXIMALLY THICK FUR"
 * Describe Cloth: "PLANT MATTER DERIVATION"
 * Describe Seeds: "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
 * Describe Guacamole: "METHODS SEEM SUSPECT"
 * Describe Venom Gland: "SOURCE OF POISON ANTIDOTE"
 * Describe Living Log: "EVEN WORSE THAN A NORMAL LOG"
 * Describe Glommer's Wings: "ESPECIALLY RIGID WINGS"
 * Describe Eye Plant: "EXTERNAL SIGHT MODULES."
 * Describe Shelmet: "THIS MAKES ME HAPPY"
 * Describe Dubloons: "DEAD CURRENCY"
 * Describe Checkered Flooring: "MARBLE GROUND"
 * Describe Doydoy Egg: "DISGUSTING MANUFACTURING PROCESS"
 * Describe Doydoy: "INTELLIGENCE NOT DETECTED"
 * Describe Honey Poultice: "TEMPORARY MAINTENANCE DEVICE."
 * Describe Dessicated Tentacle: "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE"
 * Describe Cutlass Supreme: "DEATH IMPLEMENT CONSTRUCTED OF DEAD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Crabbit Den: "THE SHELLED ONES STILL FEEL THE NEED TO HIDE"
 * Describe Coral Reef: "PEAK CORAL PRODUCTION"
 * Describe Plant: "IT IS AN UNINTERESTING PLANT"
 * Describe Coffee: "HOT BEAN JUICE"
 * Describe Coconut: "TREE FRUIT"
 * Describe Chiminea: "PROTECTION OF FIRE ASSET FROM WEATHER ELEMENTS"
 * Describe Cargo Boat: "SAILING VESSEL WITH EXTRA STORAGE CAPABILITIES"
 * Describe Cave Rock Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Tiny Rocketship: "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE"
 * Describe Swordfish: "LIFE IS NOT WORTH IT"
 * Describe Damaged Bishop: "THERE SEEMS TO BE A BUG IN ITS BELIEF CIRCUITS"
 * Describe Lantern: "LIGHT THE WAY, FRIEND"
 * Describe Mismatched Buttons: "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE"
 * Describe Berry Bush: "PERIODIC CALORIE DISPENSER"
 * Describe Slurper Pelt: "A MEATSACK"
 * Describe Eel: "I TOOK IT FROM ITS HOME. THIS IS FUNNY TO ME!"
 * Describe Maxwell's Mosquito Trap: "AGGRESSIVE LIFEFORMS WITHIN"
 * Describe Electric Isosceles: "SCIENTIFIC ANOMALY"
 * Describe Elephant Cactus: "ITS PROCESSES ARE LINKED TO THE EXHAUST SYSTEM TIMETABLE"
 * Describe Marble Pillar: "CRUMBLING REMAINS. HAH."
 * Describe Cooked Banana: "THESE FOOD THINGS ARE SO TEDIOUS"
 * Describe Baby Water Beefalo: "OPERATION NOT FULLY EXECUTED"
 * Describe Viney Bush Root: "IT IS NOTHING WITHOUT DIRT"
 * Describe Seashell Suit: "PROTECTIVE MEASURE FOR METAL HOUSING"
 * Describe Obsidian Armour: "INCENDIARY DEFENCE SYSTEM"
 * Describe Wee MacTusk: "PATHETIC"
 * Describe Shark Tooth Crown: "I'M THE KING OF THIS PART OF THE WORLD"
 * Describe Life Jacket: "ELIMINATES DEATH OUTCOME FROM SHIPWRECKING EVENTS"
 * Describe Cooked Blue Cap: "MODIFIED FUNGUS"
 * Describe Pierogi: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Froggle Bunwich: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Belt of Hunger: "FURRY INSULATION FOR MY WIRES."
 * Describe Scales: "FLAME-TREATED BODY PLATING"
 * Describe Maxwell: "HE IS UNKNOWN"
 * Describe Sweet Potato Souffle: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Tentacle Spots: "NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH"
 * Describe Melonsicle: "WATERMELON ON ICE"
 * Describe Skullchest: "THIS MAKES ME LAUGH"
 * Describe Thulecite Club: "A HIGH VELOCITY MASS INFLUENCE DEVICE"
 * Describe Blue Whale: "SUBOPTIMAL SEROTONIN LEVELS DETECTED"
 * Describe The Lazy Explorer: "TEMPORAL DISPLACEMENT TECHNOLOGY"
 * Describe Tumbleweed: "IT COULD CONTAIN MANY THINGS"
 * Describe Pig Torch: "IT GIVES HIM PURPOSE"
 * Describe Construction Amulet: "ERROR... UNKNOWN"
 * Describe Boat Cannon: "MODIFICATION TO WARSHIP CAPABILITIES"
 * Describe Bucket-o-poop: "BUCKET OF ANIMAL WASTE"
 * Describe Turkey Dinner: "FESTIVE"
 * Describe Doydoy Nest: "MULTIPLICATION INCUBATOR"
 * Describe Papyrus: "I PREFER DOT MATRIX PAPER"
 * Describe Clockwork Rook: "ROOK AUTOMATON"
 * Describe Seashell: "DISCARDED SEA SOMETHING"
 * Describe The Lazy Forager: "A WIRELESS ARM MODULE."
 * Describe Wes: "SILENT HUMAN TRAPPED BY STATUES"
 * Describe Red Hound: "IT LIVES TO BURN"
 * Describe Gunpowder: "PUTS THE POW IN POWDER"
 * Describe Marble: "I SHOULD BUILD A STATUE OF MYSELF."
 * Describe Stone Wall: "THAT MAKES ME FEEL SAFE"
 * Describe Prime Ape: "MODERATELY EVOLVED"
 * Describe Waffles: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Fishsticks: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Winter Koalefant Trunk: "CABLE IS MORE DISGUSTING AND HAIRY THAN NORMAL"
 * Describe Morning Star: "WEAPON OF CHOICE"
 * Describe Breezy Vest: "TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING"
 * Describe Frazzled Wires: "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE"
 * Describe Tiger Shark: "WHY WOULD NATURE MAKE THIS TERROR?"
 * Describe Lying Robot: "HIS NAME IS HAL. HE IS MY FRIEND."
 * Describe Volcano Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Dwarf Star: "SUCH POWER!!"
 * Describe Marble Tree: "LOOKS LIKE A VERY TOUGH TREE."
 * Describe Sweet Potato: "FOOD GROWING FROM THE GROUND. GROSS"
 * Describe Big Tentacle: "SENSORS DETECT SOMETHING BENEATH"
 * Describe Tentacle Spike: "THIS IS VICIOUSLY VISCOUS"
 * Describe Pumpkin Cookies: "I HAVE FLATTENED THE SHAPE"
 * Describe Tentacle: "BIOLOGY IS DISGUSTING"
 * Describe Ice: "AT LEAST IT IS SOLID WATER"
 * Describe Beehive: "HOW INDUSTRIOUS"
 * Describe Ring thing: "HOW DELIGHTFULLY INORGANIC"
 * Describe Fern: "YOUR CHARMS WILL NOT WORK ON ME, PLANT."
 * Describe Metal potato thing: "REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER"
 * Describe Cooked Leafy Meat: "I MADE IT BETTER."
 * Describe Limestone Suit: "EXTRA HEAVY DUTY CASING"
 * Describe Box thing: "THIS WOULD PROBABLY BLOW MY CIRCUITS"
 * Describe Crank thing: "I'M MADE OF TOUGHER STUFF"
 * Describe Piggyback: "UPGRADED STORAGE MODULE V2.0"
 * Describe Chester: "THIS EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT APPEARS TO BE SENTIENT"
 * Describe Guano: "MORE POOP. SIGH."
 * Describe Tallbird Egg: "IS IT STILL ALIVE?"
 * Describe Prime Ape Hut: "MAID TOOK WEEK OFF"
 * Describe Straw Hat: "THIS WILL COVER MY PROCESSING UNIT"
 * Describe Harp Statue: "SOMEONE FORGOT TO INSTALL THE HEAD MODULE."
 * Describe Mangrove: "IT MUST NEED TO REGULATE ITS WATER INTAKE"
 * Describe Spiderhat: "IT WIRELESSLY TRANSMITS THOUGHTS TO SPIDERS"
 * Describe Thatch Pack: "INTERIM CARGO DEVICE"
 * Describe Shoal: "MEAT DEPOSIT"
 * Describe Spider Den: "SPIDER SOURCE DETECTED"
 * Describe Pig Skin: "THESE FLESHLINGS ARE DISGUSTING"
 * Describe Snake Oil: "THIS HAS NO BENEFICIAL PROPERTIES WHATSOEVER"
 * Describe Spear: "BRING IT, FLESHLINGS"
 * Describe Axe: "A TOOL FOR CHOPPING DOWN LIVING MATTER"
 * Describe Small Jerky: "DEHYDRATED PROTEINS"
 * Describe Morsel: "IT TASTES LIKE REVENGE"
 * Describe Snakeskin Jacket: "PREVENTS HARDWARE MALFUNCTIONS FROM PRECIPITATION EVENTS"
 * Describe Fleshy Bulb: "THE POWER TO START LIFE."
 * Describe Volcano Staff: "VOLCANO REMOTE CONTROL"
 * Describe Cooked Meat: "FIRE MAKES THINGS BETTER"
 * Describe Coffee Plant: "JUST ADD ASH"
 * Describe Rotten Egg: "I AM GLAD I CAN NOT SMELL"
 * Describe Rope: "IT IS LESS USEFUL THAN IT APPEARS"
 * Describe Beefalo Hat: "THERE ARE TRACES OF FECAL MATTER EMBEDDED IN THE FIBERS"
 * Describe Large Ornate Chest: "CHEST HAS POINTY EARS."
 * Describe Winter Hat: "THIS WILL KEEP MY PROCESSOR FROM FREEZING"
 * Describe Sleek Hat: "THE INTERSECTION OF AERODYNAMICS AND FASHION"
 * Describe Cooked Red Cap: "MODIFIED FUNGUS"
 * Describe Batilisk Wing: "FLYING MECHANISM"
 * Describe Red Gem: "IT IS SLIGHTLY WARM"
 * Describe Fishermerm's Hut: "AROMA IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM UPDATE... FISH MAX"
 * Describe Meatballs: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Purple Gem: "IT IS STRANGE"
 * Describe Cooked Sweet Potato: "THE STARCH AND SWEET FIGHT FOR DOMINANCE AND WX-78 LOSES"
 * Describe Telelocator Staff: "I WILL CALL IT THE MINION_MOVER_3000."
 * Describe Spider Gland: "I HARVESTED ITS ORGANS"
 * Describe Pomegranate Seeds: "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
 * Describe Drumstick: "LIVING THINGS ARE MADE OF FASCINATING PARTS"
 * Describe Koalefant: "IT RADIATES WITH MEAT WARMTH"
 * Describe Dried Jellyfish: "75% REDUCTION IN GELATINOUS TEXTURE"
 * Describe Fashion Melon: "HAT SEEMS INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY FUNCTION"
 * Describe Gears: "OH NO. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?"
 * Describe Seal: "YOU HAVE TO BE LAUNCHING A JOKE EXECUTABLE ON ME"
 * Describe License Plate: "HOW DID THIS GET HERE?"
 * Describe Gobbler: "THAT IS AN UNUSUALLY LARGE BIRD"
 * Describe Pretty Parasol: "MODERATE-STRENGTH PROTECTIVE SCREEN"
 * Describe Pan Flute: "I CAN REBOOT FLESHLINGS WITH THIS"
 * Describe Nitre: "SOME ROCKS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS"
 * Describe Maxwell's Phonograph: "IT IS A MUSICAL SLAVE."
 * Describe Packim Baggims: "WINGED EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT"
 * Describe Mosquito Sack: "MOSQUITO HARD DRIVE"
 * Describe Corn Seeds: "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
 * Describe Dogfish: "IT SWIMS POINTLESSLY"
 * Describe Butter: "THIS IS IMPROBABLE"
 * Describe Vine: "UNRULY NATURE"
 * Describe Spoiled Fish: "ALL LIFE DIES AND THEN SMELLS"
 * Describe Jerky: "DEHYDRATED PROTEINS"
 * Describe Cooked Eel: "THE FLAMES HELP CONDENSE THE ENERGY."
 * Describe Maxwell's Head: "IT APPEARS TO BE SOME SORT OF PROJECTION."
 * Describe Sliced Pomegranate: "DELECTABLE"
 * Describe Wood Wall: "WOODEN DEFENSES"
 * Describe Grass Tuft: "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"
 * Describe Rocks: "I WILL REFINE THESE INTO HIGH TECHNOLOGY"
 * Describe Swimming Horror: "HORROR HAS THE ABILITY TO SWIM"
 * Describe Eggplant Seeds: "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
 * Describe Cave Banana: "MORE CARBON"
 * Describe Blue Hound: "IT LIVES TO FREEZE"
 * Describe Old Bell: "BZZ BZZ BZZ"
 * Describe Swamp Turf: "GROUND PARTS"
 * Describe Treeguard: "WARNING... MOTILE TREE"
 * Describe Kabobs: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Backpack: "UPGRADED STORAGE MODULE"
 * Describe Luxury Machete: "OSTENTATIOUS HACKING DEVICE"
 * Describe Night Armour: "I WILL PROTECT MYSELF WITH NOTHINGNESS"
 * Describe Hound: "IT LIVES TO EAT"
 * Describe Honey Ham: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Life Giving Amulet: "ANOMALY DETECTED"
 * Describe Spitter: "A PROJECTILE SPIDER"
 * Describe Eye Bone: "IT IS THE DRM KEY FOR THE STORAGE UNIT"
 * Describe Ring thing: "A CONSTRUCT OF A NATURALLY OCCURRING SHAPE"
 * Describe Honey: "IT IS A GOOD LUBRICANT FOR MY GEARS"
 * Describe Feather Lite Sail: "INCREASED POTENTIAL FOR HARNESSING WIND"
 * Describe Hammer: "DECONSTRUCTION"
 * Describe Ukulele: "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO BREAK"
 * Describe Umbrella: "THIS WILL KEEP ME RUST-FREE."
 * Describe Fire Staff: "THIS STAFF HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR COMBUSTION."
 * Describe Berry Bush: "REQUIRES TETHERING TO NATURAL WORLD"
 * Describe Spiky Bush: "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"
 * Describe Glow Berry: "MAGIC LIGHT BERRY."
 * Describe Berry Bush: "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"
 * Describe Dried Seaweed: "HEALTH FOOD"
 * Describe Scaled Chest: "CAN HANDLE EXTREMELY HIGH TEMPERATURES"
 * Describe Dark Sword: "I CAN HACK THIS WORLD"
 * Describe Grass Suit: "THIS WILL ADD EXTRA PROTECTION TO MY METAL CASING."
 * Describe Marble Suit: "EXTRA HEAVY DUTY CASING."
 * Describe Electrical Doodad: "GREETINGS, SISTER"
 * Describe Broken clockworks: "EX-AUTOMATON"
 * Describe Butterfly Wings: "IRIDESCENT"
 * Describe Gold Nugget: "I APPRECIATE ITS CONDUCTIVITY"
 * Describe Meaty Stew: "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
 * Describe Sunken Boat: "UNABLE TO UTILISE."
 * Describe Beekeeper Hat: "THE MESH IS SMALLER THAN BEE STINGERS"
 * Describe Pond: "ERROR. STAY AWAY."
 * Describe Hound Mound: "SOMETHING DANGEROUS RESIDES HERE"
 * Describe Deadly Feast: "POISON DETECTED"
 * Describe Wooden Flooring: "WOOD GROUND"
 * Describe Rocky Turf: "THE GROUND"
 * Describe Dirt Turf: "THE GROUND"
 * Describe Thulecite Suit: "ANCIENT SHEATHING"
 * Describe Green Mushtree: "SHINY GREEN"
 * Describe Bone Shards: "PIECES OF STRUCTURAL SUPPORT SYSTEM"
 * Describe Blue Mushtree: "IT IS USEFULLY BRIGHT"
 * Describe Light Flower: "POWER SOURCE... UNKNOWN"
 * Describe Fur Roll: "COMFORT IS AN ILLUSION"
 * Describe Monkey: "AN EVEN DUMBER HUMANOID."
 * Describe Ice Staff: "ITS MOLECULES ARE BARELY MOVING"
 * Describe Monkey Barrel: "WHAT A PITIFUL HOME."
 * Describe Mosling: "OFFSPRING OF UNCERTAIN MAKEUP"
 * Combat Quit Generic: "COMBAT ROUTINE FAILED"
 * Battlecry Generic: "I WILL DESTROY YOU"
 * Battlecry Prey: "EXTERMINATE"
 * Announce Charlie Attack: "ERROR... UNKNOWN ATTACKER"
 * Announce Whale Hunt Beast Nearby: "SWIMMING MEAT SIGNATURE LOCATED"
 * Announce Wet: "WARNING... WATER LEVELS DANGEROUS. BAG OF RICE REQUIRED."
 * Announce Treasure: "VALUABLES DETECTED NEARBY"
 * Announce Trawl Full: "READY TO REEL IN NET"
 * Announce Crab Escape: "THE MEAT HAS ESCAPED"
 * Announce Nosleeponfire: "SLEEPING SYSTEM COMPROMISED"
 * Announce Moretreasure: "MORE VALUABLES NEARBY"
 * Announce Other World Treasure: "MY SCANS SHOW NO VALUABLES HERE"
 * Announce Discharge: "SYSTEMS NOMINAL"
 * Announce Hot: "COMPONENTS OVERHEATING"
 * Announce Boat Damaged: "DAMAGE SUSTAINED"
 * Announce Highresearch: "INFORMATION OVERLOAD"
 * Announce Other World Plant: "ORGANIC LIFEFORM INCAPABLE OF GROWING IN THIS WORLD."
 * Announce Torch Out: "TORCH EXHAUSTED"
 * Announce Wormhole: "MY INPUTS ARE FULL OF SLIME"
 * Announce Enter Light: "OPTICAL SENSORS ACTIVE"
 * Announce Burnt: "WARNING... HANDS NOT EQUIPPED FOR HIGH TEMPERATURES"
 * Announce Accomplishment: "WHY AM I DOING THIS?"
 * Announce Hounds: "SOMETHING IS COMING"
 * Announce Knockedout: "CPU REBOOTED"
 * Announce No Trap: "ANALYSIS COMPLETE. SITUATION STABLE."
 * Announce Nodaysleep Cave: "SLEEP MODE UNAVAILABLE DURING DAY"
 * Announce Volcano Erupt: "GEOTHERMAL ACTIVITY DETECTED"
 * Announce Bees: "BEES!"
 * Announce Pecked: "OUCH"
 * Announce Deerclops: "WARNING... LARGE ATTACKER INCOMING"
 * Announce Mosquitos: "MOSQUITOS!"
 * Announce Nodaysleep: "SLEEP MODE UNAVAILABLE DURING DAY"