Wendy quotes

"Everything dies."

- Wendy This page lists Wendy's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can shift-click items and objects to examine them.

Tools

 * Axe- "An instrument for Industry and murder."


 * Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy axe."


 * Shovel- "What terrible secrets might I uncover?"


 * Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."


 * Pickaxe- "So that I might penetrate the earth itself."


 * Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey, isn't gold really soft?"


 * Razor- "This is just for shaving."


 * Hammer- "Oh that I may crush the world."


 * Pitchfork- "What a devilish tool!"

Lights

 * Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I might survive this night."


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- " A vision of Hell!"


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "It's a fire."


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The gloom encroaches."


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Darkness is looming."


 * Campfire (burned out)- "That is not a good sign."


 * Torch- "A tiny bulwark against the night."
 * Torch (run out)- "Darkness has returned."


 * Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."
 * Miner Hat (run out)-


 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Spooky illumination"
 * Lantern-

Survival

 * Backpack- "It's for me to put my stuff in."
 * Piggyback-


 * Bird Trap- "Sticks and silk turned lethal."
 * Bug Net- "A prison for tiny insects."
 * Fishing Rod- "Hook, line and stick!"


 * Straw Roll- "Sleep is but a temporary death."
 * Fur Roll-


 * Tent- "Sleep is but a preview of death."


 * Trap- "Simple grass has become deadly."
 * Honey Poultice- "It'll just end up hurt again."
 * Healing Salve- "Life brings pain, pain brings life."
 * Heat Stone- "Even now it's warmth is fading..."
 * Heat Stone (cold)- "There it sits, just taking up space."
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "Even now it's warmth is fading..."
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "Those that burn brightest, burn fastest."
 * Umbrella-
 * Compass-

Food

 * Crock Pot- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is going to take a while."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"


 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "What seeds shall I sow?"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Leafy tendrils coil out of the muck"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "This earth is cold and dead."


 * Ice Box- "It's as cold as my heart."
 * Drying Rack- "I can hang meat here."
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "It sways in the drying wind."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "The drying is over."

Science

 * Science Machine- "I will learn unspeakable things."


 * Alchemy Engine- "I will learn unspeakable things."
 * Prestihatitator-


 * Shadow Manipulator- "I have learnt unspeakable things."


 * Winterometer- "Why do I feel it is measuring my mortality?"


 * Rainometer- (No dialogue)


 * Lightning rod (Uncharged)- "Focuses the destruction."


 * Lightning rod (Charged)- "Even its power will fade."


 * Gunpowder- "It is a dark path I tread."

Fight

 * Spear- "I have become the destroyer of worlds."


 * Hambat-


 * Boomerang- "It's a... thing."


 * Boomerang (hit self)- "OW! That was karma."


 * Blow Dart-


 * Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."


 * Fire Dart- "Shall I burn down the world?"


 * Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."


 * Grass Suit- "I prolong the inevitable."


 * Log Suit- "I might hold off the inevitable a bit longer with this."


 * Marble Suit- "Stops the daggers that stab at my heart."


 * Bee Mine- "It buzzes when I shake it."


 * Tooth Trap- "A devious surprise from underground."


 * Shelmet-


 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "Now I can hide from my problems."

Structures

 * Bee Box- "They shall labour so that I can steal."
 * Bee Box (no honey)-


 * Bee Box (some honey)- "Their toils have been fruitful!"
 * Bee Box (full with honey)- "Their toils have been fruitful!"


 * Birdcage- "Some of us can see our cages."


 * Birdcage (occupied)- "He is happier now."


 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Is he dead? No. Just sleeping."


 * Pig House- "At least they are comfortable."


 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Now I'm all alone."


 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "I hope he is enjoying himself."


 * Hay Wall (inventory)- "Their defensive value is questionable."


 * Hay Wall (placed)- "That is the mere suggestion of defense"


 * Wood Wall (inventory)- "Bundled logs."


 * Wood Wall (placed)- "Now I can delay the inevitable."


 * Stone Wall (inventory)- "These won't protect me from the demons within."


 * Stone Wall (placed)- "What will protect me from what's inside?"


 * Chest- "For which to contain my lucre."
 * Chest (full)- "It's full."
 * Chest (not allowed to store, like backback)-
 * Sign- "A mark is made, however transient."

Turfs

 * Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."
 * Carpeted Flooring-


 * Cobblestones-
 * Checkerboard Flooring-
 * Turfs-
 * Fungal Turf- "Some ground."

Refine

 * Rope- "That would be the easy way out of this place."


 * Boards- "Even Scarier for the trees."


 * Cut Stone- "The better to mark graves with."


 * Papyrus- "For documenting my pain."


 * Purple Gem- "Purple like a... purple thing."


 * Nightmare Fuel- "With the sleep of dreams comes this stuff."

Magic

 * Meat Effigy- "I'm just putting off the inevitable."


 * Pan Flute- "Music is the window to my empty soul."


 * Night Light- "Eerie and yet beautiful."


 * Night Armour- "A Perfectly safe way to go insane."


 * Dark Sword- "Dreams come to a point. A sharp one."


 * One-man Band-


 * Bat Bat- "An enchanted weapon. How exciting!"
 * Chilled Amulet- "A familiar chilling embrace."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "It's oozing."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "I wonder who used to own this."
 * Fire Staff- "I don't want to set the world on fire."
 * Ice Staff- "It's a... thing."
 * Telelocator Staff- "I could escape if it were more powerful."
 * Telelocator Focus- "Energy flows through it."

Dress

 * Sewing Kit- "Another implement for putting off inevitable decay."
 * Rabbit Earmuff- "At least my ears won't get cold..."


 * Strawhat- "I shall cover my head."


 * Beefalo Hat- "I shall cover my head."


 * Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected"


 * Feather Hat- "I AM A BIRD!"


 * Winter Hat- "It helps stave off the encroaching cold."


 * Top Hat- "I shall cover my head."


 * Dapper Vest- "It's a... thing."


 * Breezy Vest- "Skin to wear on my skin."


 * Puffy Vest- "It may warm my body, but what of my spirit?"


 * Bush Hat- "Oh to disappear."


 * Garland- "But I am in mourning...""
 * Walking Cane-

Ancient

 * Thulecite Medallion(calm)- "I know not what lurks in the shadow."
 * Thulecite Medallion(low)-
 * Thulecite Medallion(high)-
 * Thulecite Medallion(steady high)-
 * Thulecite Medallion(receding from high)-
 * Thulecite Medallion(receding from low)-
 * Lazy Forager's Amulet- "Temporary release from drudgery."
 * Magiluminescence- "A brief light in my dark life."
 * Construction Amulet- "A flash of brilliance!"
 * The Lazy Explorer- "Each time I use it I die and am reborn."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "The stick is as twisted as my soul."
 * Pick/Axe- "An item with multiple uses."
 * Thulecite Suit- "A reprieve from death."
 * Thulecite Club- "I hold the power of the ancients in my hands."

Nature - Plants

 * Evergreen- "Nature is so boring."


 * Evergreen (chopped)- "Everything dies."


 * Evergreen (burning)- "It's burning brightly."


 * Evergreen (burnt)- "Used up and done for."
 * Lumpy Evergreen-


 * Log- "If trees could talk, they would scream at the sight of this."
 * Log (burning)-


 * Charcoal- "It is cold and dead, like my heart."


 * Pinecone- "A tiny life, ensconced in brittle death."
 * Baby Evergreen- "A tree will grow soon."


 * Spiky Tree- "A tree that only knows pain."


 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "Its spikes were no protection."


 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "It's burning."


 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Black like my heart."
 * Marble Tree- "There is no beat of life within this cold tree."


 * Sapling- "It's trying to grow up."


 * Sapling (picked)- "Maybe next time, sapling."


 * Sapling (burning)- "Consigned to the flames."


 * Sapling (picked up)- "I should plant this."


 * Twigs- "Plucked from the ground before their prime."


 * Grass- "It's just a tuft of grass."


 * Grass (picked)- "I like to kill small things."


 * Grass (barren)- "It needs poop."


 * Grass (burning)- "It smells funny."


 * Grass Tuft- "I should plant this."


 * Cut Grass- "I have killed it."


 * Berry Bush- "A snack perchance?"


 * Berry Bush (picked)- "I shall have to wait."


 * Berry Bush (barren)- "It is barren."
 * Berry Bush (burning)-


 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "I should plant this."


 * Reeds- "It's just a bunch of reeds."


 * Reeds (picked)- "I have just picked them."


 * Reeds (burning)- "Soon to be ashes."


 * Cut Reeds- "I like to cut things up."


 * Plant- "An edible plant."


 * Plant (growing)- "Keep growing. I'll wait."


 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "It is ready for harvest."


 * Marsh Plant- "It's a plant."


 * Spiky Bush- "A bush that always hurts."
 * Spiky Bush (after picking it)-"Ow!"


 * Flower- "It's bright and cheery. Blech."
 * Petals-  "I have destroyed something beautiful."


 * Evil Flower - "At least they're better than the other flowers."
 * Dark Petals- "They are painted with the colours of my soul."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "Damp."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "I would hide too, if I could."
 * Red Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)-"Harvested."
 * Green mushroom (unpicked)- "Dank."

Nature - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "A wretched hive of Scum and pollen."
 * Killer Bee Hive-


 * Honeycomb- "Pieces of beehive, scattered."
 * Hound Mound-
 * Bone- "Creepy."
 * Touch Stone- "A futile ward"
 * Harp Statue- "Maybe these statues will keep me company."
 * Marble Pillar- "Even stone can not withstand the constant pull of decay."
 * Marble-
 * Merm House-
 * Merm Head-
 * Pig Head- "Kill the pig. Spill his blood." (a reference to William Golding's Lord of the Flies)
 * Pig Torch-
 * Basalt Boulder- "Trying to break this would be pointless."


 * Boulder- "Even that is not permanent."


 * Rocks- "Some small rocks."


 * Flint- "A tiny blade-like rock."


 * Gold Nugget- "I will take it with me."


 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."


 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."


 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"


 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."


 * Grave- "Some day, I will join you."


 * Grave (dug)- "The earth has vomited up its secrets."


 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Oh look. More dirt."


 * Animal Tracks- "Signs of the beast."
 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)-  "This trail leads nowhere."
 * Animal Tracks (found)-  "I sense the beast's presence nearby."


 * Wooden Thing- "No good can come of this."


 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Is it half built, or half destroyed?"


 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I am sure the next realm will be even more horrible!"


 * Ring Thing- "It has no sharp edges."


 * Crank Thing- "It looks complicated."


 * Box Thing- "It contains a vital spark."


 * Metal Potato Thing- "What hidious creation!"


 * Wormhole (closed)- "Life doesn't always make sense."


 * Wormhole (open)- "No matter what is consumed, it is never satisfied."
 * Wormhole (exited)-  "I emerge into this world once more."


 * Pond- "Ophelia, are you down there?"
 * Skeleton-"I envy his escape"


 * Spider Den- "A nest of filth and villainy."


 * Spider Egg- "A tiny package full of death and destruction."


 * Rabbit Hole- "I'm too big to fall down there."
 * Walrus Camp- "This home is not a happy one, I fear."
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)-"If they are not in there, where are they?"

Nature - Caves

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "Someone is trying to keep the underground at bay."


 * Sinkhole- "A great evil lurks beneath the surface."


 * Rope to Surface- "The surface beckons."


 * Mushtree- "Even the trees down here are weird."
 * Red Mushtree- "It looks like a ugly red hat"
 * Green Mushtree-


 * Light Flower- "It looks fragile."


 * Light Bulb- "It's slowly burning out."
 * Stalagmite- "The Earth gives up its bounty."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)-
 * Spilagmite- "It is infested."
 * Slurtle Mound- "The slurtles pop out when they outgrow it."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "It is not as edible as it looks."
 * Fern- "A touch of color in the world of darkness."
 * Foilage-


 * Cave Banana Tree- "Poor plant, locked away from the sun."

Nature - Ruins

 * Ancient Statue-
 * Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station-
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station-
 * Broken Chesspieces-
 * Relic-
 * Cave Lichen-
 * Ornate Chest-
 * Nightmare Light-
 * Thulecite-
 * Thulecite Wall-

Mobs - Monsters

 * Clockwork Knight- "A cold, soulless horse."
 * Clockwork Bishop- "What does he pray for?"
 * Clockwork Castle- "A rook? Or is it a castle?"
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)-  "Demon! Show yourself!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "I am attacked!"


 * Hound- "Stay back, foul minion of evil!"


 * Red Hound- "His disposition is firey."


 * Blue Hound- "He has a cold, dead heart."


 * Hound's Tooth- "Pulled out by the root."


 * Spider- "A creature of the night!"


 * Spider (sleeping)- "Evil is sleeping."


 * Spider (dead)- We will meet again some day."


 * Spider Warrior- "A warrior of the night!"


 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I must beware."


 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "We will meet again some day."
 * Spider Gland- "Even in death, this beast causes pain."


 * Silk- "So slippery and fine."


 * Krampus- "Hello, foul creature of the underworld."


 * Krampus Sack- "It smells of goat."
 * Merm-


 * Tentacle- "That looks dangerous."


 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."


 * Tentacle Spots- "These are better off unmentioned."


 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "This one is different."


 * Baby Tentacle- "Babies!"
 * Pig Guard-
 * Werepig- "A creature of the night!"
 * Ghost- "He has risen from the grave!"
 * Mactusk-
 * Weetusk-
 * Walrus Camp-
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)-
 * Walrus Tusk-
 * Tam o' Shanter-
 * Mosquito-
 * Mosquito (picked up)-
 * Nearby Mosquitoes-


 * Cave Spider- "A cowardly spider."


 * Spitter- "He's chewing on something."
 * Batilisk- "A creature of the night."
 * Snurtle- "That one has a larger shell."
 * Slurtle- "He is mindlessly chasing after rocks."


 * Slurtle Slime- "It shivers with slimy anticipation."


 * Broken Shell- "Pieces of broken slurtle dreams."
 * Lureplant-
 * Fleshy Bulb- "Life goes on."
 * Eye Plant-
 * Slurper- "Ah, to be so simple."
 * Ancient Guardian-
 * Dangling Depth Dweller-

Mobs - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "What demented thoughts must lie behind those eyes."


 * Beefalo (following)-
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "What nightmares he must be having."


 * Beefalo (shaved)- "His nakedness is now on display."


 * Beefalo Wool- "Somewhere, a beefalo is naked and cold."


 * Beefalo Horn- "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."


 * Baby Beefalo- "Enjoy your youth. Soon you will learn the terrors of the real world."
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)-


 * Bee- "I'd steer clear of that stinger."


 * Bee (picked up)- (No dialogue)


 * Killer Bee- "A bee with a cold dead heart."


 * Killer Bee (picked up)- "Be still little one."


 * Stinger- "Sharp and deadly."


 * Pig- "They are so standoffish."


 * Pig (following)- "I still feel alone."


 * Pig (dead)- "He is better off, now."


 * Pig Skin- "It still has a tail on it."
 * Bunnyman- "What tormented inner lives they must have."
 * Beardlord-
 * Bunnypuff- "It contains his fuzzy wuzzy essence."


 * Frog- "He is little and warty."


 * Frog (sleeping)- "He's asleep."


 * Frog (dead)- "Life is small and short."


 * Koalefant- "A beast of solitude."
 * Winter Koalefant-


 * Rock Lobster- "What terrible sights they have seen."
 * Pengull- "All dressed up, but where to go?"
 * Splumonkey-

Mobs - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "Pretty, but short-lived."


 * Butterfly (picked up)- "I hold its life in my hands."


 * Crow- "Take thy beak from out my heart." (reference to Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven")


 * Crow (picked up)- "He is mine."


 * Jet Feather- "A crow feather."


 * Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"


 * Redbird (picked up)- " He likes my pocket."


 * Crimson Feather- "A redbird feather."
 * Snowbird-"Life in the tundric waste"
 * Snowbird (picked up)-
 * Azure Feather-


 * Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Get away from my berries!"


 * Eye Bone- "It's looking into my soul."


 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "Not so much sleeping as... waiting."


 * Ashes of Eye Bone- "The eyebone was consumed by fire when I teleported!"


 * Chester- "A fuzzy ball of emptiness."


 * Rabbit- "He is wandering mindlessly, oblivious to his fate."


 * Rabbit (picked up)-"He is safely in my embrace."


 * Fireflies- "A tiny brightness in the dark."


 * Fireflies (picked up)- "Tiny lights, stranded from the world outside my pocket."


 * Mandrake- "The mighty mandrake. I should pick it at night."


 * Mandrake (following)- "Onward, my vegetable minion!"


 * Mandrake (dead)- "Alas, poor mandrake!"
 * Mandrake (cooked)-
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)-

Mobs - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "Free from the shackles of the sky."


 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."


 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg!"


 * Tallbird Egg- "So full of potential."


 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "All that promise, snatched away. Not bad with bacon."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "A tiny fragile being, strugling towards the light."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "I spared it the torment of living."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It cannot bear the heat."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Chilled by the darkness."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "A life sooner begun is a life sooner ended."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Soon now."


 * Smallbird- "Hello there little one."


 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Are you empty inside?"


 * Smallbird (starving)- "A black hole from which seeds never return."


 * Smallish Tallbird- "Will you leave me too?"


 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "We all try to fill the void."


 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Your true nature is revealed!"
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird-

Mobs - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "He's huge!"


 * Living Log- "It is forever silently screaming."


 * Spider Queen- "She is regal in her horribleness."


 * Spider Hat- "Time to stare into the abyss."


 * Deerclops- "Death incarnate!"


 * Deerclops Eyeball- "What terrors it must see."

Mobs - Other

 * Maxwell- "I feel a strange kinship with him."


 * Pig King- "Live it up while you can, Your majesty."
 * Wes (trapped)- "Maxwell's statues are trapping him."


 * Abigail- "That's my twin sister, Abigail."

Food - Meats

 * Bird Egg- "So much hope, dashed."
 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "No bird will ever come of it."
 * Rotten Egg- "The way of all things."


 * Monster Meat- "Evilness prevades it."


 * Cooked Monster Meat- "Cooked evil is still evil."
 * Monster Jerky- "Meat turned dry and weird-tasting."


 * Meat- "It is still bloody."


 * Cooked Meat- "The blood has been cooked away."
 * Leafy Meat- "It has a foul smell."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "It's only slightly more appealing."
 * Jerky- "Meat turned dry and delicious."


 * Drumstick- "I should gobble it."


 * Fried Drumstick- "Now it's even tastier."


 * Fish- "Now I shall eat for a day."


 * Cooked Fish- "Grilled to perfection."


 * Morsel- "It smells like tiny fear."


 * Cooked Morsel- "Fire has purified it."
 * Small Jerky- "Meat turned dry and delicious."


 * Koalefant Trunk- "I would have preferred the ears."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk-


 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "It looks even worse now."


 * Frog Legs- "I've heard it's a delicacy."


 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like chicken."


 * Batilisk Wing- "I wish I could fly away."


 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "The [sic] once held such great potential."

Food - Fruits

 * Pomegranate- "It looks like the inside of an alien's brain."


 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Haute Cuisine!"


 * Durian- "Oh it smells!"


 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Now it smells even worse!"


 * Dragon Fruit- "What a weird fruit."


 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Still weird."


 * Berries- "These berries are tart."


 * Roasted Berries- "I don't think heat improved them."
 * Cave Banana- "The peel looks dangerous."
 * Cooked Banana-

Food - Vegetables

 * Corn- "High in fructose!"


 * Popcorn- "High in fructose!"


 * Carrot (in the ground)- "The earth is making plantbabies."


 * Carrot (picked up)- "It's a carrot."
 * Roasted Carrot-


 * Pumpkin- "It's as big as my head!"


 * Hot Pumpkin- "How did it turn into a pie..."


 * Eggplant- "It doesn't look like an egg."


 * Braised Eggplant- "It's even less eggy."
 * Red Mushroom-
 * Green Mushroom-
 * Blue Mushroom-

Food - Crock Pot

 * Mandrake Soup-
 * Turkey Dinner-


 * Most recipes- "I cooked it myself!"

Food - Other

 * Seeds- "Life, or at least the promise of it."
 * Seeds (specific)-


 * Roasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of 'em."


 * Honey- "A sweet, but fleeting treat."


 * Butterfly Wings- "No more can the butterfly soar."


 * Butter- "I wasn't expecting that."


 * Rot- "Everything turns to waste eventually."
 * Red Mushroom (picked)-
 * Red Mushroom (cooked)-
 * Green Mushroom (picked)-
 * Green Mushroom (cooked)-
 * Blue Mushroom (picked)-
 * Blue Mushroom (cooked)-

Misc Items

 * Abigail's flower (stage 1)- "It was my sister's flower. She's gone now."
 * Abigail's flower (stage 2)-"I can sense Abigail's presence."
 * Abigail's flower (stage 3)- "She's nearly ready to play now."
 * Abigail's flower (Ready)- "Abigail's ready to play now, but she needs some space"
 * Abigail's flower (placed)- "I need to show Abigail how to play."
 * Blueprint-
 * Gears- "The insides of a mechanical demon."
 * Ash- "All that's left after fire has done its job."


 * Red Gem- "Red like my heart's blood."


 * Blue Gem- "Blue like... er... a sad bird?"
 * Yellow Gem-"It reminds me of my mother."
 * Orange Gem-"Such things used to bring me happiness."


 * Beard Hair- "That's just nasty."


 * Manure- "Life is blood and this."
 * Guano- "The inevitable byproduct of life."


 * Melty Marbles- "They are just melted together."


 * Fake Kazoo- "It's just a cheap replica."


 * Gord's Knot- "The knot is stuck. Forever."


 * Gnome- "It must be some kind of religious artifact."


 * Tiny Rocketship- "Sadly, it's too small for me to escape on."


 * Frazzled Wires- "Their electricy carrying days are over."


 * Ball and Cup- "I have no time for fun and games!"


 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "Great. All my tub stopping needs are met."


 * Mismatched Buttons- "I'm more of a zipper person, myself."


 * Second-hand Dentures- "I hope I get out of here before I needed these."


 * Lying robot- "He whispers beautiful lies to me."


 * Dessicated Tentacle- "I'm not sure what I should do with a dessicated tentacle."

Adventure Mode

 * Failed- Not all deaths are the same.
 * Obelisk that is down while sane (sane, down)-
 * Obelisk that is down while sane (insane, up)-
 * Obelisk that is up while sane (sane, up)-
 * Obelisk that is up while sane (insane, down)-
 * Divining Rod (Before picked up from it's starting base)-
 * Divining Rod- "It is forever seeking its lost half."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "The source is distant."
 * Divining Rod (warm)-
 * Divining Rod (warmer)-
 * Divining Rod (hot)-
 * Divining Rod Base-
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)-
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)-
 * Maxwell's Door-
 * Maxwell's Phonograph-
 * Maxwell's Light-
 * Maxwell's Toothtrap-
 * Maxwell's Toothrap (went off)-
 * Beemine (Maxwell's)-
 * Sick Wormhole-
 * Nightmare Lock-
 * Nightmare Throne-
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne- "I wonder what he/she/it did"

Announcements

 * Generic- "It is unmentionable."
 * Freezing-"I am chilled to the bone."
 * Turning Winter-


 * Battlecry- "Death will find you!"


 * Battlecry (on prey)- "Suffer, worm!"


 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Let death embrace you."


 * Battlecry (Spider)- "I shall send you to the other side."


 * Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "I will be your end."


 * Leaving combat- "You shall live. For now."
 * Leaving combat (prey)-
 * Leaving combat (Pig)-
 * Leaving combat (Spider)-
 * Leaving combat (Warrior Spider)-


 * Dusk- "The darkness will be here soon, I must prepare."


 * Entering light- "And there was light!"


 * Entering darkness- "The darkness has swallowed me."


 * Doing things in the dark- "The darkness! It is too dark!"


 * Failed to do something- "I can't do anything right."
 * Failed to craft something-
 * Trying to sleep during the day-
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry-
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "It's too dangerous right now!"


 * Hounds are coming- "The hounds are baying."
 * Deerclops is coming-"That sounded big!"


 * Inventory full- "I can carry no more."


 * Eating- "Yum!"


 * Eating (spoiled food)- That food was nearing the end of its lifetime."


 * Eating (stale food)- "Was that stale?"


 * Eating (painful food)- "That was not edible."
 * Hungry- "I am full with emptiness."


 * Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."