Talk:Ancient Guardian/@comment-50.132.39.64-20130912231102/@comment-99.121.4.209-20130922213829

There was once a beefalo roaming through the savana as usual. On Wilson's 72nd day, he decided to mine. He mined the sinkhole and went it. The beefalo was curious, and went over to the hole to see where he went and...

He fell

Got covered in nightmare fuel

Pooped on by some bats

Got slammed by nightmare rooks

Ate a cave spider

And boom!