Wilson quotes

This page lists Wilson's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can shift-click items and objects to examine them.

Tools

 * Axe- "It's my trusty axe."


 * Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy axe."


 * Shovel- "There's alot going on underground."


 * Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."


 * Pickaxe- "Iconic, isn't it?"


 * Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey, isn't gold really soft?"


 * Razor- "A sharpened rock tied to a stick. Hygenic!"


 * Razor (can't shave)- "I can't shave that!"


 * Razor (nothing left)- "There isn't even any stubble left!"


 * Razor (Shaving a waken beefalo)- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."


 * Hammer- "Stop! It's time! To hammer things!"


 * Pitchfork- "Maxwell might be looking for this."

Lights

 * Campfire (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."


 * Campfire (high)- "That fire is getting out of hand!"


 * Campfire (normal)- "Nice and comfy."


 * Campfire (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."


 * Campfire (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."


 * Campfire (burned out)- "Well, that's over."


 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."


 * Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"


 * Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."


 * Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."


 * Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."


 * Fire Pit (burned out)- "At least I can start it up again."


 * Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."


 * Pumpkin lantern- "Spooky!"


 * Torch- "Something to hold back the night."


 * Torch (And also the Miner Hat)(run out)- "My torch just ran out!"
 * Lantern- "A more civilized light."

Survival

 * Backpack- "It's for me to put my stuff in."


 * Piggyback- "I feel kinda bad for that."


 * Bird Trap- "Gives me a net advantage!"


 * Bug Net- "For catching bugs."


 * Fishing Rod- "Hook, line and stick!"


 * Strawroll- "It smells like wet."


 * Tent- "I get crazy when I don't sleep."


 * Trap- "I wove it real tight."


 * Honey Poultice- "Seems sterile enough."


 * Healing Salve- "The stinging means that it's working."


 * Heat Stone- "I could heat this up near the fire."


 * Heat Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."


 * Heat Stone (warm)- "It's warm and cuddly... for a rock!"


 * Heat Stone (hot)- "Nice and toasty hot!"


 * Umbrella- "This will keep my hair dry, at least."

Food

 * Crock Pot- "It makes me hungry just looking at it."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is going to take a while."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"


 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "I should try planting some crops."


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Guh! It's growing so slowly!"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."


 * Ice Box- "I have harnessed the power of cold!"


 * Drying Rack- "I should dry some meats."


 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Meat takes a while to dry."


 * Drying Rack (finished)- "Jerky time!"

Science

 * Science Machine- "It breaks down objects into their scientific components."


 * Alchemy Engine- "It's even more science-y than the last one!"


 * Shadow Manipulator- "What have I created?"


 * Winter-O-Meter- "I am one heck of a scientist."


 * Rain-o-meter- "It measures cloudiness."


 * Lighting Rod- "Now I can harness the heavens!"


 * Gunpowder- "It looks like pepper."

Fight

 * Spear- "That's one pointy stick"


 * Hambat- "This seems unsanitary."


 * Boomerang- "Aerodynamical!"


 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! I should try to catch that!"


 * Blow Dart- "It's a... thing."


 * Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."


 * Fire Dart- "This was fundamentally unsafe."


 * Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."


 * Grass Armor- "I hope there are no bugs in this."


 * Logsuit- "That is a perfectly reasonable piece of clothing."


 * Marble Armor- "This looks really heavy."


 * Bee Mine- "It buzzes when I shake it."


 * Tooth Trap- "This is a nasty surprise."
 * Shelmet- "I hope it doesn't mess up my hair."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "It sticks to my back."

Structures

 * Bee Box- "Bees!"


 * Bee Box (no honey)- "It's empty"


 * Bee Box (some honey)- "I should wait a bit."


 * Bee Box (full with honey)- "It's full of honey."


 * Birdcage- "I should put a bird in it"


 * Birdcage (occupied)- "That's my bird!"


 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Awwww, he's asleep."


 * Pig House- "Those pigs have fancy houses."


 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Come ON! I know you're home!"


 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "I can see a snout pressed up against the window."


 * Hay Wall (inventory)- "This seems like a bad idea."


 * Hay Walls (placed)- "Hmmmm. I guess that'll have to do."


 * Wood Wall (inventory)- "Pickets!"


 * Wood Wall (placed)- "Pointy!"


 * Stone Wall (inventory)- "They make me feel so safe."


 * Stone Wall (placed)- "That's a nice wall."


 * Chest- "It's my tickle trunk!"


 * Chest (full)- "It's full."


 * Chest (not allowed to store, like backback)- "That can't go in there."


 * Sign- "It says 'You are here'."

Turfs

 * Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."


 * Carpeted Flooring- "It's surprisingly scratchy."


 * Cobblestones- "Hastily Cobbled Stones."


 * Checkerboard Flooring- "These are pretty snazzy."


 * Forest, Marsh, etc; turfs- "A chunk of ground."

Refine

 * Rope- "Some short lengths of rope."


 * Boards- "Boards."


 * Cut Stone- "I've made them seductively smooth."


 * Papyrus- "Some sheets of paper."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "This stuff is crazy!"

Magic

 * Meat Effigy- "What a handsome devil!"


 * Pan Flute- "I can serenade the animals."


 * Amulet- "I feel so safe when I'm wearing it."


 * Night Light- "It gives off a spooky light."


 * Night Armour- "Wearing this makes me feel safe and insecure."


 * Dark Sword- "I dreamed it myself!"


 * Ice Staff- "It's a... thing."


 * Fire Staff- "I don't want to set the world on fire."


 * One-man Band- "I should have added a beefalo bell."

Dress

 * Walking Cane- "It makes walking seem much easier!"


 * Sewing Kit- "Darn it! Darn it all to heck!"


 * Rabbit Earmuff- "At least my ears won't get cold..."


 * Strawhat- "What a nice hat."


 * Beefalo Hat- "What a nice hat."


 * Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."


 * Feather Hat- "I AM A BIRD!"


 * Winter Hat- "It'll be good for when winter comes."


 * Top Hat- "What a nice hat."


 * Dapper Vest- "Rugged, yet stylish."


 * Breezy Vest- "Wilderness casual."


 * Puffy Vest- "Winter survival gear."


 * Bush Hat- "It's kind of scratchy."


 * Garland- "It smells like prettiness."

Nature - Plants

 * Evergreen- "It's all piney."


 * Evergreen (chopped)- "Take that nature!"


 * Evergreen (burning)- What a waste of wood."


 * Evergreen (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."


 * Lumpy Evergreen- "This sad tree has no cones."


 * Log- "It's big, it's heavy, and it's wood."


 * Log (burning)- "That's some hot wood."


 * Charcoal- "It's small, dark and smells like burnt wood."


 * Pinecone- "I can hear a tiny tree inside it, trying to get out."


 * Baby Evergreen " It'll be a tree soon!"


 * Spiky Tree- "Those spikes look sharp!"


 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "Not so spiky now!"


 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "Spikes and fire!"


 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Now it's burnt and spiky"


 * Sapling- "Baby trees are so cute!"


 * Sapling (picked)- "That'll teach him."


 * Sapling (burning)- "That's burning fast!"


 * Sapling (picked up)- "I should plant this."


 * Twigs- "It's a bunch of small twigs."


 * Grass- "It's a tuft of grass."


 * Grass (picked)- "I cut it down in the prime of it's life."


 * Grass (barren)- "It needs poop."


 * Grass (burning)- "It's burning fast!"


 * Grass Tuft- "I should plant this."


 * Cut Grass- "Cut grass, ready for arts and crafts."


 * Berry Bush- "Red berries taste the best."


 * Berry Bush (picked)- "Maybe they'll grow back?"


 * Berry Bush (barren)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."


 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "I should plant this."


 * Reeds- "It's a clump of reeds."


 * Reeds (picked)- "I picked all the useful reeds."


 * Reeds (burning)-."That's really burning fast!"


 * Cut reeds- "Cut reeds, ready for crafting and hobbying."


 * Plant- "Leafy!"


 * Plant (growing)- "Guh! It's growing so slowly!"


 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Mmmm. Ready to harvest."


 * Marsh Plant- "It's a plant."


 * Spiky bush- "It looks thorny."


 * Spiky bush (after picking it)- "Ow!"


 * Flower- "It's pretty but smells like common labourer."


 * Petals- "I showed those flowers who's boss."


 * Evil Flower- "Augh! It's so evil!"


 * Evil Petals- "I'm not sure I want to hold these."


 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "It's a mushroom."


 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "It's sleeping"


 * Red Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)- "I wonder if it will come back?"

Nature - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "It's buzzing with activity."


 * Killer Bee Hive- "I think those bees are mad."


 * Honeycomb- "Bees used to live in this."


 * Hound Mound- "I wouldn't want to pick a bone with the owner."


 * Bone- "Creepy."


 * Touch stone- "What an odd looking stone."


 * Harp Statue- "What has happened to the head?"


 * Marble Pillar- "I think I could use that."


 * Marble Tree- "I don't think an axe will cut it."


 * Marble- "Fancy!"


 * Merm House- "Who would live here?"


 * Merm Head- "The stinkiest thing I'll smell all day."


 * Pig Head- "Looks like an offering to the beast."


 * Pig Torch- "Sure looks cozy."


 * Basalt Boulder- "That's too strong to break through!"


 * Boulder- "It wouldn't fit in my pocket."


 * Rocks- "I can make stuff with these."


 * Flint- "It's a very sharp rock."


 * Nitre- "I'm not a geologist."


 * Gold Nugget- "I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny."


 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."


 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."


 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"


 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."


 * Grave- "I bet there's all sorts of good stuff down there!"


 * Grave (dug)- "I should probably feel bad about that."


 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "It's a pile of dirt... or IS it?"


 * Animal Tracks- "Tracks left by food. I mean... an animal."


 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)- "The trail ends here."


 * Animal Tracks (found)- "This track is fresh, the beast must be nearby."


 * Wooden Thing- "This appears to be the nexus to another world!"


 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Soon my invention will be complete!"


 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "With this I can surely pass through space and time!"


 * Ring Thing- "A ring that could focus dimensional energies."


 * Crank Thing- "Tough enough to handle most intense experiments."


 * Box Thing- "This may control the polarity of the whole universe."


 * Metal Potato Thing- "This metal potato contains great and feared power..."


 * Wormhole (closed)- "Soft and undulating."


 * Wormhole (open)- "Science compels me to jump in."


 * Wormhole (exited)- "That was not a sane thing to do."


 * Pond- "I can't see the bottom!"
 * Skeleton- "Better him than me!"


 * Spider Den- "Sticky!"


 * Spider Egg- "I hope these don't hatch in my pocket."


 * Rabbit Hole- "That must lead to the kingdom of the bunnymen."

Nature - Caves

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "I wonder if I could move that rock."
 * Sinkhole- "I bet there's all sorts of things to discover down there."
 * Rope to Surface- "I've had enough discovery for now."
 * Mushtree- "That mushroom got too big for its own good."
 * Light Flower- "Science makes it grow."
 * Light Bulb- "It's strangely tasty looking."
 * Stalagmite- "Looks like a rock to me."
 * Spilagmite- "It's encrusted with old webbing."
 * Slurtle Mound- "A den of 'ew'."

Mobs - Monsters

 * Knight- "Check it out!"


 * Bishop- "Back off, preacherman!"


 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "What was that?!"


 * Charlie (attacked by)- "OW! Something bit me!"


 * Hound- "You ain't nothing, hound dog!"


 * Fire Hound- "That one is glowy."


 * Ice Hound- "Are there hounds for every season?"


 * Hound's Tooth- "It's sharp!"


 * Spider- "I hate spiders."


 * Spider (sleeping)- "I'd better not be here when he wakes up."


 * Spider (dead)- "Ewwww!"


 * Spider Warrior- "Looks even meaner than usual."


 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I should keep my distance."


 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Good riddance!"


 * Spider Gland- "It has a tangy, antiseptic smell."
 * Spider Egg- "I hope these don't hatch in my pocket."


 * Silk- "It comes from a spider's butt."


 * Krampus- "He's going after my stuff!"


 * Krampus Sack- "Ew. It has Krampus slime all over it."


 * Merm- "Smells fishy!"


 * Tentacle- "That looks dangerious."


 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."


 * Tentacle spots- "I think these were its genitalia."


 * Pig Guard- "He doesn't look as friendly as the others."


 * Werepig- "He's not friendly!"


 * Ghost- "That offends me as a scientist."


 * Mactusk- "Walruses are natural predators."


 * Weetusk- "He won't be cute and cuddly forever."


 * Walrus Camp- "It looks warm and cozy inside."


 * Walrus Camp (Summer)- "Looks like somebody was camping here."


 * Walrus Tusk- "I'm sure I'll find a use for it eventually."


 * Tam o' Shanter- "It's covered with walrus hairs."


 * Mosquito- "What a nasty little blood sucker."


 * Mosquito (picked up)- "Hey, is that my blood?"


 * Nearby Mosquitos- "Aaah! Bug off!"
 * Cave Spider- "Gah! More spiders!"
 * Spitter- "I hate spiders!"
 * Batilisk- "Ack! That's terrifying!"
 * Snurtle- "He's less gross, but still gross."
 * Slurtle- "Ew. Just ew."
 * Shelmet- "I hope it doesn't muss up my hair."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "It sticks to my back."
 * Broken Shell- "A puzzle with no solution."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "It's a beefalo!"


 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "These guys are really heavy sleepers."


 * Beefalo (shaved)- "Aww, he's so sad."


 * Beefalo Wool- "It smells like beefalo tears."


 * Beefalo Horn- "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."


 * Baby Beefalo- "Aww. So cute!"


 * Nearby Bees- "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"


 * Bee- "To bee or not to bee."


 * Bee (picked up)- "Careful!"


 * Killer Bee- "Oh no! It's a killer bee!"


 * Killer bee (picked up)- "This seems dangerous."


 * Stinger- "Looks sharp!"


 * Pig- "They kind of creep me out."


 * Pig (following)- "He's part of my entourage."


 * Pig (dead)- "Someone should tell his family."


 * Pig Skin- "It still has the tail on it."
 * Bunnyman- "I have an irresistible urge to do science."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "That's not a real carrot."


 * Frog- "He's so cute!"


 * Frog (sleeping)- "Aww, look at him sleep!"


 * Frog (dead)- "He's croaked it."


 * Koalefant- "Adorably delicious."


 * Winter Koalefant- "It looks warm and full of meat."

Mobs - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "Butterfly, flutter by."


 * Butterfly (picked up)- "Now I have you!"


 * Crow- "Creepy."


 * Crow (picked up)- "He's not very happy in there."


 * Crow Feather- "A crow feather."


 * Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"


 * Redbird (picked up)- "He likes my pocket."


 * Redbird Feather- "A redbird feather."


 * Snow bird- "Life in the frozen wastes."


 * Snowbird (picked up)- "It's so soft."


 * Snowbird Feather- "A snowbird feather.",


 * Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Stay away from my berries!"


 * Eye Bone- "It's looking at me."


 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "It went to sleep."


 * Ashes of Eye Bone- "The eyebone was consumed by fire when I teleported!"


 * Chester- "Otto von chesterfield, Esq."


 * Rabbit- "He's looking for carrots."


 * Rabbit (picked up)- "Do you like science?"


 * Fireflies- "If only I could catch them!"


 * Fireflies (picked up)- "They make my pocket glow!"


 * Mandrake- "I've heard strange things about those plants."


 * Mandrake (following)- "Stop following me!"


 * Mandrake (dead)- "I've heard strange things about those plants."


 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Poor little guy."


 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, my head!"

Mobs - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "That's a tall bird!"


 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."


 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg."


 * Tallbird Egg- "Will it hatch?"


 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- Delicious and nutrical."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Looks like it's hatching."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Mmm. Beaky."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Are eggs supposed to sweat?"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Brrrr!"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I have a feeling this is going to take a while..."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "It should hatch any time now."


 * Smallbird- "That's a rather small bird."


 * Smallbird (hungry)- "It looks hungry."


 * Smallbird (starving)- "It must be starving."


 * Smallish Tallbird- "Not a very tall bird."


 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "I'd better find it some food."


 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "It has a dangerious look in it's eye."


 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Ow! Quit it!"

Mobs - Bosses

 * Deerclops- "It's enormous!!"


 * Deerclops Eye- "This is really gross."


 * Treeguard (Leif)- "He's huge!"


 * Living Log- "It looks worried."


 * Spider Queen- "AHHHHHHHH! That spider is huge!"


 * Spider Hat- "I hope I got all of the spider goo out of it."

Npc - Other

 * Skeleton- "Better him than me."


 * Maxwell- "I hate that guy"


 * Pig King- "Ewwww, he smells!"


 * Wes- "Maxwell's statues are trapping him.",


 * Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."

Food - Meats

 * Bird Egg- "A small, normal egg."


 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "Sunny side yum!"


 * Rotten Egg- "Ew! It stinks!",


 * Monster Meat- "Ugh. I don't think I should eat that."


 * Cooked Monster Meat- That's only somewhat more appetizing that when it was raw."


 * Monster Jerky- "Strange-smelling jerky"


 * Meat- "It's a bit gamey, but it'll do."


 * Cooked meat- "Char broiled to perfection."


 * Jerky- "Just jerky enough",


 * Drumstick- "I should gobble it."


 * Fried Drumstick- "Now it's even more tastier."


 * Fish- "Now I shall eat for a day."


 * Cooked Fish- "Grilled to perfection."


 * Morsel- "A tiny chunk of dead animal."


 * Cooked Morsel- "Now I don't have to worry about getting worms!"


 * Small Jerky- "A little jerky."


 * Koalefant Trunk- "A light breezy trunk."


 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "A thick, hairy trunk."


 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Somehow even more nasal than before."


 * Frog Legs- I've heard it's a delicacy."


 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like chicken."

Food - Fruits

 * Pomegranate- "It looks like the inside of an alien's brain."


 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Haute Cuisine!"


 * Durian- "Oh it smells!"


 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Now it smells even worse!"


 * Dragon Fruit- "What a weird fruit."


 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Still weird."


 * Berries- "Red berries taste the best."


 * Roasted Berries- "I don't think heat improved them."

Food - Vegetables

 * Corn- "High in fructose!"


 * Popcorn- "High in fructose!"


 * Carrot (in the ground)- "The ground is making plant babies."


 * Carrot (picked up)- "Yuck. It's all vegetabley."


 * Roasted Carrot- "Mushy."


 * Pumpkin- "It's a big as my head!"


 * Hot Pumpkin- "How did this turn into a pie..."


 * Eggplant- "It doesn't look like an egg."


 * Braised Eggplant- "It's even less eggy."


 * Red Mushroom- "It smells funny."


 * Green Mushroom- "It seems pretty normal."


 * Blue Mushroom- "It's weird and gooey."

Food - Crock Pot

 * Mandrake Soup- "Poor little guy."


 * Turkey Dinner- "Mmmm."


 * Most recipes- "I cooked it myself!"

Food - Other

 * Seeds- "Each one is a tiny mystery."


 * Seeds (carrot seeds, pumpkin seeds etc)- "It's a seed."


 * Roasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of 'em"


 * Honey- "Looks delicious!"


 * Butterfly Wings- "Without these it's just butter."


 * Butter- "I can't believe it's butter!"


 * Rot- "It's a furry ball of rotten food."


 * Blue Mushroom (picked)- "It's weird and gooey."


 * Blue Mushroom (cooked)- "It's different now..."


 * Green Mushroom (picked)-


 * Green Mushroom (cooked)-


 * Red Mushroom (picked)- "It smells funny."


 * Red Mushroom (cooked)- "It's different now..."

Misc Items

 * Blueprint- "It's scientific!"


 * Gears- "A pile of mechanical parts."


 * Red gem- "It sparkles with inner warmth."


 * Ice gem- "It sparkles with cold energy."


 * Purple Gem- "It contains the mysteries of the universe."


 * Beard Hair- "I made them with my face."


 * Manure- "I should fill my pockets!"
 * Guano- "Another flavour of poop."

Graveyard Trinkets


 * Melty Marbles - "They are just melted together."


 * Fake Kazoo - "It's just a cheap replica."


 * Gord's Knot - "The knot is stuck. Forever."


 * Gnome - "It must be some kind of religious artifact."


 * Tiny Rocketship - "Sadly, it's too small for me to escape on."


 * Frazzled Wires - "Their electricity carrying days are over."


 * Ball and Cup - "I have no time for fun and games!"


 * Hardened Rubber Bung - "Great. All my tub stopping needs are met."


 * Mismatched Buttons - "I'm more of a zipper person, myself."


 * Second-hand Dentures - "I hope I get out of here before I needed these."


 * Lying robot - "He whispers beautiful lies to me."


 * Dessicated Tentacle - "I'm not sure what I should do with a dessicated tentacle."

Adventure Mode

 * Failed- "That didn't go well. I'll have to try again."


 * Obelisk that is down while sane (sane, down)- "It's more of a pyramid than an obelisk."


 * Obelisk that is down while sane (insane, up)- "TAKE THAT, SANE SELF!"


 * Obelisk that is up while sane (sane, up)- "That's a CRAZY looking rock!"


 * Obelisk that is up while sane (insane, down)- "Where did the rest of it go?"


 * Divining Rod (Before picked up from it's starting base) = "That rod looks useful!"


 * Diving Rod- "It's some kind of homing device."


 * Diving Rod (cold)- "The signal is very faint."


 * Diving Rod (warm)- I'm headed in the right direction."


 * Diving Rod (warmer)- "I must be getting pretty close."


 * Diving Rod (hot)- "This thing's going crazy!"


 * Divining Rod Base- "I wonder what it does."


 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)- "It looks like it needs a large key."


 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)- "Now my machine can work!"


 * Maxwells Door- "I'm not sure I want to fall for that a second time."


 * Maxwell's phonograph- "So that's where the music was coming from."


 * Maxwell's Light- "I wonder how they work."


 * Maxwell Statue- "It really captures his personality."


 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I'll want to avoid stepping on that!"


 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "Oops."


 * Beemine (Maxwells)- "Bottled mosquito rage!"


 * Sick Wormhole- "Guh, that thing looks worse off than usual.

Announcements

 * Generic- "It's a... thing."


 * Freezing- "So Cold!"


 * Battlecry- "Go for the eyes!"


 * Battlecry (on prey)- "I will destroy you!"


 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Here piggy piggy!"


 * Battlecry (Spider)- "I'm going to stomp you dead!"


 * Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "Better you than me!"


 * Leaving combat- I sure showed him!"


 * Leaving combat (prey)- He's too fast!"


 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "I'll let him go. This time."


 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "He's too gross anyway."


 * Leaving combat (Spider warrior)- "Shoo, you nasty thing!"


 * Dusk- "It's getting late. I need to make a fire."


 * Entering light- "I can see again!"


 * Entering darkness- "It's so dark!"


 * Doing things in the dark- "It's too dark to see!"


 * Failed to do something- "I can't do that."


 * Failed to craft something- "I don't have all the ingredients."


 * Trying to sleep during the day- "It's too bright out."


 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'm too hungry to sleep, the growling will keep me up!"


 * Trying sleep near monsters- "It's too dangerous right now!"


 * Hound's are coming- "Did you hear that?"


 * Deerclops is coming- "That sounded big!"


 * Inventory full- "I can't carry any more stuff!"


 * Eating- "Yum!"


 * Eating (spoiled food)- "Yuck! That was terrible!"


 * Eating (stale food)- "I think that was starting to turn."


 * Eating (painful food)- "I don't feel so good."


 * Hungry- "I'm so hungry!"

Unimplemented

 * Golden Pitchfork- "Why did I even make a pitchfork this fancy?"


 * Penguin- "..."


 * Boat- "Is that how I got here?"


 * Home- "Someone must live here."


 * Sunkboat- "It's no use to me out there!"


 * Treeclump- "It's almost like someone is trying to prevent me from going somewhere"

Removed

 * Tent- "I can sleep in here when I'm hurt."

Researching (removed)

 * Research (high value)- "I feel so smart now!"


 * Research (normal value)- "Never stop learning!"


 * Research (low value)- "I didn't learn very much from that."


 * Researching an item- "In you go!"


 * Research Poop- "Poooop!"


 * Research an Axe- "Let me axe you a question!"


 * Research Cut Grass- "I will unlock the secrets of ... grass."


 * Research Cut Reeds- "I can learn stuff by reeding!"


 * Research some Flint- "This probably isn't the best use of flint."


 * Research a log- "There must be science hiding somewhere in there."

Uncertain
TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "How convenient!"

SKULLCHEST = "I'm not sure if I want to open it."

PIGTENT = "Smells like bacon."

PANDORASCHEST = "It may contain something fantastic! Or horrible."

MAXWELLTHRONE = "That doesn't look very comfortable."

MAXWELLLOCK = "Looks almost like a key hole."

MAXWELLHEAD = "I can see into his pores."

ROBOT_PUPPET = "It's trapped!"

MALE_PUPPET = "He's trapped!"

FEM_PUPPET = "She's trapped!"

ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "Well, that was easy."

BOOMERANG = "Aerodynamical!", (found in adventure mode section)

Inacurate

 * Walrus Tusk- "I'm sure I'll find a use for it eventually."


 * Miner Hat (run out)- "My torch just ran out!"