Talk:Mandrake (mob)/@comment-76.246.49.10-20130701001335/@comment-72.49.149.251-20130701042015

Mandrakes! Befriend them to stay sane! Shuck them like a clam for pan-pipes! Beat the living scrap out of them and boil them in a stew! Mandrakes! You'll never hear again. (Warning! May attract otherworldly spirits and anthropormorfic turkeys. Mandrakes are not for everyone, consult your local apothecary if your unsure if mandrakes are right for you.)