WX-78 quotes

This page lists WX-78's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can shift-click items and objects to examine them.

Tools

 * Axe- "A TOOL FOR CHOPPING DOWN LIVING MATTER"


 * Luxury Axe- "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"


 * Shovel- "IT HAS MANY USES"


 * Regal Shovel- "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"


 * Pickaxe- "MINING IMPLEMENT DETECTED"


 * Opulent Pickaxe- "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"


 * Razor- "EXFOLIATE"


 * Razor (can't shave)- "THAT IS NOT A VALID SHAVE TARGET"


 * Razor (nothing left)- "THERE IS NO STUBBLE TO SHAVE"


 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "DANGER! TARGET IS AWAKE"


 * Hammer- "DECONSTRUCTION"


 * Pitchfork- "I ENJOY ITS POINTY PARTS"

Lights

 * Campfire (upon being built)- "A TEMPORARY ENCAMPMENT"


 * Campfire (high)- "WARNING: FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS"


 * Campfire (normal)- "IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING"


 * Campfire (low)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL LOW"


 * Campfire (embers)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL CRITICAL"


 * Campfire (burned out)- "NO FIRE DETECTED"


 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "WARMTH AND LIGHT"


 * Fire Pit (high)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL EXCEEDS DESIGN PARAMETERS"


 * Fire Pit (normal)- "THIS FIRE IS FULLY OPERATIONAL"


 * Fire Pit (low)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL LOW"


 * Fire Pit (embers)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL CRITICAL"


 * Fire Pit (burned out)- "IT NEEDS TO BE REBOOTED"
 * Torch- "PRIMITIVE LIGHT SOURCE"
 * Torch (run out)- "TORCH EXHAUSTED"


 * Miner Hat- "SUPPORTS HANDS-FREE OPERATION"
 * Miner Hat (run out)-


 * Pumpkin Lantern- "IT HAS AN EERIE LIGHT"


 * Lantern-

Survival

 * Backpack- "UPGRADED STORAGE MODULE"
 * Piggyback- "UPGRADED STORAGE MODULE V2.0


 * Bird Trap- "STUPID BIRDS. HA."


 * Bug Net- "HARVEST INSECTS"


 * Fishing Rod- "I DO NOT LIKE WATER"


 * Straw Roll- "SLEEP( 1000 )"
 * Fur Roll-


 * Tent- "I CAN REBOOT IN THERE"


 * Trap- "I AM ADEPT AT WEAVING"
 * Honey Poultice-
 * Healing Salve- "KILL MICROLIFE TO SAVE MACROLIFE"
 * Heat Stone- "IT WARMS MY COLD CHASSIS"
 * Heat Stone (cold)- "A DECEPTIVELY SIMPLE DEVICE"
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "IT WARMS MY COLD CHASSIS"
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "TEMPERATURE AT MAXIMUM"
 * Umbrella- "THIS WILL KEEP ME RUST-FREE"
 * Compass-

Food

 * Crock Pot- "I CAN REFINE MEATS AND VEGETABLES INTO MORE ROBUST FORMS"


 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "MORE TIME IS REQUIRED"


 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "IT IS ALMOST COMPLETE"


 * Crock Pot (finished)- "THE COOKING PROCESS IS DONE"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm - "IT IS CURRENTLY NOT ACTIVE"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm  (growing)- "LIFE IS INNEFICIENT"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm  (needs fertilizer)- "ITS RESOURCES ARE EXHAUSTED"


 * Ice Box- "CARRY ON, MY FRIGID BROTHER"
 * Drying Rack- "I SHOULD HANG EXPIRED MEATSACKS HERE"
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "MEATSACKS TAKE TIME TO DRY"
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "I HAVE NEW PROTEINS"

Science

 * Science Machine- "MOTHER?"


 * Alchemy Engine- "HELLO, FRIEND"


 * Shadow Manipulator- "PERHAPS IT IS TOO POWERFUL."


 * Winterometer- "HELLO, FRIEND"


 * Rainometer- "WELCOME, BROTHER."


 * Lightning Rod- "SURGE PROTECTION"


 * Lightning Rod (charged)-"BACKUP POWER"


 * Gunpowder- "PUTS THE POW IN POWDER"

Fight

 * Spear- "BRING IT, FLESHLINGS"


 * Ham Bat-


 * Boomerang- "REUSABLE PROJECTILE."


 * Boomerang (hit self)- "ERROR, CATCH FAILED"


 * Blow Dart- "It's a... thing.


 * Sleep Dart- "THESE CREATURES ARE SO MANIPULABLE"


 * Fire Dart- "A WEAPON OF MINOR DESTRUCTION"


 * Football Helmet- "PADDING FOR MY PROCESSING UNIT"


 * Grass Suit-"THIS WILL ADD EXTRA PROTECTION TO MY METAL CASING."


 * Logsuit- "UPGRADED ARMOUR"


 * Marble Suit- "EXTRA HEAVY DUTY CASING."


 * Bee Mine- "IMPROVISED STINGING DEVICE"


 * Tooth Trap- "THIS WILL PUNCTURE MY ENEMIES' FEET"


 * Shelmet- "THIS MAKE ME HAPPY"


 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "HOUSING MODULE"

Structures

 * Bee Box- "WORK HARDER, BEES!"
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "WORK HARDER, BEES!"
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "WORK HARDER, BEES!"
 * Bee Box (full with honey)- "WORK HARDER, BEES!"
 * Birdcage-"I WILL IMPRISON THE FLESHLINGS"
 * Birdcage (occupied)-"NOW I HAVE YOU"
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)-"WAKE UP, FLESHLING"
 * Pig House- "THE FURNITURE IS ALL PIG-SHAPED"
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "THE OCCUPANT MUST BE SLEEPING"
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "OCCUPIED"
 * Hay Wall (inventory)- "NOT VERY GOOD DEFENSES"
 * Hay Wall (placed)- "THAT SEEMS SUBOPTIMAL"
 * Wood Wall (inventory)- "WOODEN DEFENSES"
 * Wood Wall (placed)- "I AM SOMEWHAT REASSURED"
 * Stone Wall (inventory)- "STONE DEFENSES"
 * Stone Wall (placed)- "THAT MAKES ME FEEL SAFE"
 * Chest-"EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT"
 * Chest (full)-  "IT IS AT CAPACITY"
 * Chest (not allowed to store, like as backpack)-  "THAT INPUT IS NOT ALLOWED"
 * Sign- "YOU ARE HERE"

Turfs

 * Wooden Flooring- "WOOD GROUND"
 * Carpeted Flooring- "CARPET GROUND"
 * Cobblestones- "ROAD PIECE"
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "MARBLE GROUND"
 * Turfs- "THE GROUND"

Refine

 * Rope- "IT IS LESS USEFUL THAN IT APPEARS"


 * Boards- "THEY ARE FLATTER NOW"


 * Cut Stone- "I HAVE IMPROVED THE ROCKS"


 * Papyrus- "I PREFER DOT MATRIX PAPER"


 * Purple Gem- "IT IS STRANGE"


 * Nightmare Fuel- "DEBUGGING RESIDUE"

Magic

 * Meat Effigy- "WHO IS THAT?"


 * Pan Flute- "I CAN REBOOT FLESHLINGS WITH THIS"


 * Night Light- "UNKNOWN LIGHT SOURCE"


 * Night Armour- "I WILL PROTECT MYSELF WITH NOTHINGNESS"


 * Dark Sword- "I CAN HACK THIS WORLD"


 * One-man Band-


 * Bat Bat-

Dress

 * Sewing Kit- "IT JOINS COMPONENTS OF FIBRE TOGETHER"
 * Rabbit Earmuff- "I WILL UTILIZE THEIR FURRINESS"


 * Strawhat- "THIS WILL COVER MY PROCESSING UNIT"


 * Beefalo Hat- "THERE ARE TRACES OF FECAL MATTER EMBEDDED IN THE FIBERS"


 * Beekeeper Hat- "THE MESH IS SMALLER THAN BEE STINGERS"


 * Feather Hat- "I STILL CAN NOT FLY"


 * Winter Hat- "THIS WILL KEEP MY PROCESSOR FROM FREEZING"


 * Top Hat- "SOPHISTICATED"


 * Dapper Vest- "It's a... thing"


 * Breezy Vest- "TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING"
 * Puffy Vest- "IMPROVED TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING"


 * Bush Hat- "HOW DEMEANING"


 * Garland- "AT LEAST THEY ARE DEAD"
 * Walking Cane- "ASSISTED LOCOMOTION DEVICE"

Gemology

 * Chilled Amulet- "THIS WILL MAKE A GREAT HEATSINK"
 * Nightmare Amulet- "I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT AMULET"
 * Life Giving Amulet- "ANOMALY DETECTED"
 * Fire Staff- "I don't want to set the world on fire"
 * Ice Staff- "It's a...thing."
 * Telelocator Staff- " I WILL CALL IT THE MINION MOVER 3000"

Nature - Plants

 * Evergreen- "TARGET ACQUIRED"


 * Evergreen (chopped)- "THE NATURAL WORLD IS OVERRATED"


 * Evergreen (burning)- "SOON THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT"


 * Evergreen (burnt)- "I WIN. GOOD."
 * Lumpy Evergreen-"PATHETIC TREE, DOESNT DROP BABIES"


 * Log- "LOG (1) = 0"


 * Log (burning)- "IT IS A FLAME"


 * Living Log- "EVEN WORSE THAN A NORMAL LOG"


 * Charcoal- "COMPRESSED DEAD MATTER. WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE?"


 * Pinecone- "HOW DOES THE TREE FIT IN THERE?"


 * Baby Evergreen- "SOON THE TREE WILL GROW."


 * Spiky Tree- "A SPIKY TREE"


 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "SPIKY TREE DEFEATED"


 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "SPIKY TREE INGNITED"


 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "THE SPIKY TREE IS NO MORE"
 * Marble Tree- "LOOKS LIKE A VERY TOUGH TREE."


 * Sapling- "POTENTIAL CONSTRUCTION MATERIAL"


 * Sapling (picked)- "IT IS RECHARGING"


 * Sapling (burning)- "RESOURCE WASTED"


 * Sapling (picked up)- "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"


 * Twigs- "STICKS"


 * Grass- "IT LOOKS COMBUSTIBLE"


 * Grass (picked)- "IT WILL RETURN SOON"


 * Grass (barren)- "FERTILIZATION REQUIRED"


 * Grass (burning)- "OOPS"


 * Grass Tuft- "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"


 * Cut Grass- "PLANT MATTER"


 * Berry Bush- "PERIODIC CALORIE DISPENSOR"


 * Berry Bush (picked)- "IT IS REBOOTING"


 * Berry Bush (barren)- " THE SYSTEM IS DOWN"
 * Berry Bush (burning)-


 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"


 * Reeds- "USEFUL MATERIAL DETECTED"


 * Reeds (picked)- "REGROWTH REQUIRED"


 * Reeds (burning)- "TOO HOT"


 * Cut Reeds- "HOLLOW PLANT MATTER"


 * Plant- "IT LOOKS EDIBLE"


 * Plant (growing)- "GO FASTER, PLANT"


 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "IT IS AT PEAK NUTRITIONAL VALUE"


 * Marsh Plant- "IT IS AN UNINTERESTING PLANT"


 * Spiky Bush- "BRAMBLES"
 * Spiky Bush (after picking it)- "BRAMBLES FIGHT BACK."


 * Flower- "MY APPRECIATION FOR BEAUTY IS LIMITED"
 * Petals-  "I HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL. HA."
 * Evil Flower- "GOOD FLOWERS WANT TO KILL HUMANS?"  -- "HEY THERE, FLOWERS. WANNA... KILL     ALL HUMANS?
 * Dark Petals-
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)-


 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)-


 * Red Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)-"I TOOK IT"

Nature - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "HOW INDUSTRIOUS"
 * Killer Bee Hive-


 * Honeycomb- "ONE UNIT OF BEE STORAGE"
 * Hound Mound-
 * Bone- "HA. IT DIED. CLASSIC HUMAN MISTAKE."
 * Touch Stone- "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?"
 * Harp Statue- "SOMEBODY FORGOT TO INSTALL THE HEAD MODULE"
 * Marble Pillar- "CRUMBLING REMAINS. HAH."
 * Marble- "I SHOULD BUILD A STATUE OF MYSELF."


 * Merm House-"OUTDATED ABODE"
 * Merm Head-
 * Pig Head- "THAT PIG WILL FEEL SILLY WHEN HE NOTICES HE HAS LOST HIS HEAD MODULE."
 * Pig Torch-
 * Basalt Boulder-


 * Boulder- "LUMPY"


 * Rocks- "I WILL REFINE THESE INTO HIGH TECHNOLOGY"


 * Flint- "THIS ROCK IS SHARPER THAN MOST"
 * Nitre- "SOME ROCKS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS"


 * Gold Nugget- "I APPRECIATE ITS CONDUCTIVITY"
 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."


 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."


 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"
 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."


 * Grave- "MEATLINGS ARE SO SUPERSTITIOUS"


 * Grave (dug)- "WORMS AND ICHOR"


 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "UNKNOWN PILE FORMAT"


 * Animal Tracks- "LIFEFORM DETECTED"


 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)- "END OF TRAIL"


 * Animal Tracks (found)- "DISTANCE TO LIFEFORM: MINIMAL"


 * Wooden Thing- "WHAT PRIMITIVE "\TECHNOLOGY\""


 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I AM CERTAIN THIS WILL WORK"


 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "SOON I WILL BE FREE OF THIS FILTHY REALM"


 * Ring Thing- "HOW DELIGHTFULLY INORGANIC"


 * Crank Thing- "I'M MADE OF TOUGHER STUFF"


 * Box Thing- "THIS WOULD PROBABLY BLOW MY CIRCUITS"


 * Metal Potato Thing- "REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER"


 * Wormhole (closed)- "I WANT TO STEP ON IT"


 * Wormhole (open)- "THIS MEAT TUBE WILL SERVE MY PURPOSES"
 * Wormhole (exited)-  "MY INPUTS ARE FULL OF SLIME"


 * Pond- "ERROR. STAY AWAY."
 * Skeleton-"HAH, IT DIED, TYPICAL HUMAN MISTAKE."


 * Spider Den- "SPIDER SOURCE DETECTED"


 * Spider Egg- "SPIDER POTENTIAL = 6"


 * Rabbit Hole- "THEY ARE ALL CONNECTED VIA UNDERGROUND TUNNELS"
 * Walrus Camp- "I CAN HEAR A FAINT OOZING"
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)-"WHERE ARE THEY"

Nature - Caves

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "DECENT BLOCKED. HOW TO PROCEED?" (misspelled in-game)
 * Sinkhole-
 * Rope to Surface-
 * Mushtree-
 * Red Mushtree-
 * Green Mushtree-
 * Light Flower-
 * Light Bulb-
 * Stalagmite-
 * Stalagmite (pointy)-
 * Spilagmite-
 * Slurtle Mound-
 * Rabbit Hutch-
 * Fern-
 * Foilage-
 * Cave Banana Tree-

Mobs - Monsters

 * Knight-
 * Bishop-


 * Grue)- "THREAD DETECTED"


 * Grue (attacked by)- "ERROR: UNKNOWN ATTACKER"


 * Hound- "IT LIVES TO EAT"


 * Red Hound- "IT LIVES TO BURN"


 * Blue Hound- "IT LIVES TO FREEZE"


 * Hound's Tooth- "MASTICATING EDGE"


 * Spider- "THREAT DETECTED"


 * Spider (sleeping)- "IT IS VULNERABLE"


 * Spider (dead)- "I WIN"


 * Spider Warrior- "HIGHTENED THREAT DETECTED"


 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "IT IS VULNERABLE"


 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "I WIN"
 * Spider Gland- "I HARVESTED IT'S ORGANS"


 * Silk- "SPIDER INNARDS"


 * Krampus- "STOP! THIEF!"


 * Krampus Sack- "STORAGE MODULE 2.0"


 * Merm- "ANIMATED SEAFOOD"


 * Tentacle- "BIOLOGY IS DISGUSTING"


 * Tentacle Spike- "IT IS VICIOUS"


 * Tentacle Spots- "NOT FOR THE SQUEMISH"
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)-
 * Baby Tentacle-
 * Pig Guard-


 * Werepig- "ERROR: ANOMALY"


 * Ghost- "ERROR: UNKNOWN"
 * Mactusk- "I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF HIM"
 * Weetusk- "PATHETIC"
 * Walrus Tusk- "IT WASN'T MUCH HELP TO IT'S ORIGINAL OWNER"
 * Tam o' Shanter- "SMELLS LIKE MAMMAL"
 * Mosquito-
 * Mosquito (picked up)-
 * Nearby Mosquitoes-
 * Cave Spider-
 * Spitter-
 * Batilisk-
 * Snurtle-
 * Slurtle-
 * Slurtle Slime-
 * Broken Shell-
 * Lureplant- "AWW, IT'S JUST AS EVIL AS I AM."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "THE POWER TO START LIFE."
 * Eye Plant- "EXTERNAL SIGHT MODULES."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "IT STINKS OF MEAT"


 * Beefalo (following)- "FOLLOW ME WITHOUT QUESTION."


 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "IT BEGS TO BE TIPPED OVER"


 * Beefalo (shaved)- "I HAVE HUMILIATED IT. GOOD."


 * Beefalo Wool- "EXTRUDED BEEFALO DISGUSTINGNESS"


 * Beefalo Horn- "UNHYGENIC"


 * Baby Beefalo- "IT IS STILL INITIALIZING"


 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "REST FUNCTION ACTIVATED"
 * Nearby Bees- "BEES!"


 * Bee- "A MINDLESS DRONE. I LIKE HIM."


 * Bee (picked up)- "ITS VIBRATIONS ARE COMFORTING"


 * Killer Bee- "IT HAS A STINGER AND A BAD ATTITUDE"


 * Killer Bee (picked up)- "WARNING: KILLER BEE IN MY POCKET"


 * Stinger- "WARNING: TOXINS PRESENT"


 * Pig- "THEY EXIHIBIT MINIMAL INTELLIGENCE"


 * Pig (following)- "DO MY BIDDING"


 * Pig (dead)- "OOPS"


 * Pig Skin- "THESE FLESHLINGS ARE DISGUSTING"
 * Bunnyman-
 * Beardlord-
 * Bunny Puff-


 * Frog- "POTENTIAL BUNWICH"


 * Frog (sleeping)- "I SHOULD HARVEST IT


 * Frog (dead)- "I WIN"


 * Koalefant- "POSSESSES AMPLE ENERGY RESERVES"


 * Winter Koalefant- "IT RADIATES WITH MEAT WARMTH"
 * Rock Lobster-
 * Pengull- "BIRD CAN'T FLY?"
 * Splumonkey-

Mobs - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "IT THINKS IT IS SO PRETTY"


 * Butterfly (picked up)- "SQUISH"


 * Crow- "IT IS SMARTER THAN MOST HUMANS"


 * Crow (picked up)- "NOT SO SMART NOW, ARE YOU?"


 * Crow Feather- "IT HAS BEEN SEPERATED FROM ITS BIRD"


 * Redbird- "GREETINGS, RED BIRD"


 * Redbird (picked up)- "SQUASH"


 * Redbird feather- "IT HAS BEEN SEPERATED FROM ITS BIRD"


 * Snowbird- "A FOOLISH BIRD"


 * Snowbird (picked up)- "JUST A FEATHERY BLOB"
 * Snowbird Feather- "IT HAS BEEN SEPERATED FROM ITS BIRD"


 * Gobbler- "THAT IS AN UNUSUALLY LARGE BIRD"


 * Eye Bone- "IT IS THE DRM KEY FOR THE STORAGE UNIT"


 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "SLEEP( 1000)"


 * Ashes of Eye Bone- "


 * Chester- "THIS EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT APPEARS TO BE SENTINENT"


 * Rabbit- "IT IS PERFORMING A SEARCH ALGORITHM"


 * Rabbit (picked up)- "I HOLD ITS TINY LIFE IN MY HANDS"
 * Beardling-
 * Beardling (picked up)-


 * Fireflies- "BIOLUMINESCENT INSECTS"


 * Fireflies (picked up)- "THEY ARE VERY LIGHT"


 * Mandrake- "IT IS A PLANT"


 * Mandrake (following)- "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"


 * Mandrake (dead)- "I HAVE KILLED IT. GOOD."


 * Mandrake (cooked)- "I HAVE KILLED IT TWICE. HA."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "CPU REBOOTED"

Mobs - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "IT LOOKS TERRITORIAL"


 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "IT IS EMPTY"


 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I WANT THAT EGG"


 * Tallbird Egg- "IS IT STILL ALIVE?"


 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "IT IS NO LONGER ALIVE"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "CRACK DETECTED"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "TRACES OF BEAK DETECTED"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "IT CANNOT VENT EXCESS HEAT"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "IT REQUIRES WARMTH"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "LIFE IS AN ANNOYINGLY SLOW PROCESS"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "SOMETHING IS EMERGING"


 * Smallbird- "IT LOOKS PATHETIC"


 * Smallbird (hungry)- "IT REQUIRES INPUT"


 * Smallbird (starving)- "IT IS ALMOST OUT OF FUEL"


 * Smallish Tallbird- "ANGST DETECTED"


 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- " IT NEEDS FOOD"


 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "IT IS STARTING TO BEHAVE IRRAITONALLY
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "OUCH"

Mobs - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "WARNING: MOBILE TREE"
 * Living Log- "EVEN WORSE THAN A NORMAL LOG"


 * Spider Queen- "THE SPIDERS LIVE UNDER A SYSTEM OF MONARCHY"


 * Spider Hat- "IT WIRELESSLY TRANSMITS THOUGHTS TO SPIDERS"


 * Deerclops - DANGER! THREAT INCOMING!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball-

Mobs - Other

 * Maxwell- "HE IS UNKNOWN"


 * Pig King- "THAT APPEARS TO BE THE DOMINANT PIG"
 * Wes (trapped)-


 * Abigail- "UNDEAD ALERT"

Food - Meats

 * Bird Egg-"I HATE YOU, EGG"
 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPROVEMENT"
 * Rotten Egg- "I AM GLAD I CAN NOT SMELL"


 * Monster Meat- "IT IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY CHEMICAL ENGINE"


 * Cooked Monster Meat- "IT IS STILL SOMEWHAT INCOMPATIBLE"
 * Monster Jerky- "DEHYDRATED PROTEINS"


 * Meat- "I WILL ENJOY THIS"


 * Cooked Meat- "FIRE MAKES THINGS BETTER"
 * Leafy Meat- "A SURPRISINGLY HIGH AMOUNT OF PROTEIN."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "I MADE IT BETTER"
 * Jerky- "DEHYDRATED PROTEINS"


 * Drumstick- "LIVING THINGS ARE MADE OF FASCINATING PARTS"


 * Fried Drumstick- "A TASTE SENSATION"


 * Fish- "IT HAS RUN OUT OF LIFE. I WIN."


 * Cooked Fish- "REQUIRES CHIPS"


 * Morsel- "IT TASTES LIKE REVENGE"


 * Cooked Morsel- "IT TASTES LIKE BURNT REVENGE"
 * Small Jerky- "DEHYDRATED PROTEINS"


 * Koalefant Trunk- "CABLE UNPLUGGED"
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "CABLE IS EVEN MORE DISGUSTING AND HAIRY THAN NORMAL"


 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- " MEAT RENDERED INACTIVE. EXCELLENT"


 * Frog Legs- "REPLACEMENT PART FOR FROGS"


 * Cooked Frog Legs- "THEY ARE MORE NUTRITIOUS NOW"
 * Batilisk Wing-
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing-

Food - Fruits

 * Pomegranate- "IT IS DIFFICULT TO PEEL"


 * Sliced Pomegranate- "DELECTABLE"


 * Durian- "GOOD THING I LACK A NOSE"


 * Extra Smelly Durian- "STILL NOT GOOD"


 * Dragon Fruit- "IT HAS HEALING PROPERTIES"


 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "I SHOULD EAT THIS SOON"


 * Berries- "THEY REMIND ME OF BLOOD"


 * Roasted Berries- "THEY HAVE LOST STRUCTURAL INTEGRETY"
 * Cave Banana-
 * Cooked Banana-

Food - Vegetables

 * Corn- "SAY (CORNY JOKE)"


 * Popcorn- "EMPTY CALORIES"


 * Carrot (in the ground)- "ROBOT NEEDS FOOD"


 * Carrot (picked up)- "NUTRITIOUS"


 * Roasted Carrot- "IT IS FLOPPY NOW"


 * Pumpkin- "IT HAS A PLEASING SHAPE"


 * Hot Pumpkin- "DELICIOUS"


 * Eggplant- "IT HAS AN ILLOGICAL NAME"


 * Braised Eggplant- "FANCY"
 * Red Mushroom-
 * Green Mushroom-
 * Blue Mushroom-

Food - Crock Pot

 * Mandrake Soup- "I WIN."


 * Turkey Dinner- "FESTIVE"


 * Most recipes- "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"

Food - Other

 * Seeds- "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"


 * Seeds (specific)- "IT IS LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"


 * Roasted Seeds- "THEY CAN NO LONGER GERMINATE"


 * Honey- "IT IS A GOOD LUBRICANT FOR MY GEARS"


 * Butterfly Wings- "IRREDESCENT"


 * Butter- "THIS IS IMPROBABLE"


 * Rot- "EVEN I CAN NOT PROCESS THAT"
 * Red Mushroom (picked)-
 * Red Mushroom (cooked)-
 * Green Mushroom (picked)-
 * Green Mushroom (cooked)-


 * Blue Mushroom (picked)-


 * Blue Mushroom (cooked)-

Misc Items

 * Blueprint- "KNOWLEGE WAITING TO BE ABSORBED."
 * Gears- "OH NO. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?"
 * Ash- "All that's left after fire has done it's job."


 * Red Gem- "IT IS SLIGHTLY WARM."


 * Blue Gem- "IT IS SLIGHTLY COLD."


 * Beard Hair- "DISGUSTING."


 * Manure- "THESE ANIMALS ARE DISGUSTING."
 * Guano- "MORE POOP. SIGH."


 * Most Graveyard Trinkets- "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE."


 * Lying Robot- "HIS NAME IS HAL. HE IS MY FRIEND." (Reference to the "Space Odyssey 2001")

Adventure Mode

 * Failed- "ABORT. RETRY. FAIL?"
 * Obelisk that is down while sane (sane, down)- "IT APPEARS TO BE MOSTLY UNDERGROUND"
 * Obelisk that is down while sane (insane, up)- "MY MAPPING MODULE CONTAINS NO RECORD OF THIS OBSTRUCTION"
 * Obelisk that is up while sane (sane, up)- "IT IS CARVED WITH PERFECTION"
 * Obelisk that is up while sane (insane, down)- "SEEMS SMALLER THAN PREVIOUS DATA INDICATES"
 * Divining Rod (Before picked up from it's starting base)- "That rod looks useful!"
 * Divining Rod- "IT WANTS ITS MOTHER"
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "SIGNAL STRENGTH LOW"
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "SIGNAL STRENGTH MEDIUM"
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "SIGNAL STRENGTH HIGH"
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "SIGNAL STRENGTH EXTREMELY HIGH"
 * Divining Rod Base-
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)-
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)-
 * Maxwell's Door-  "HE IS NOT MUCH OF A CONVERSATIONALIST"
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "IT IS A MUSICAL SLAVE"
 * Maxwell's Light- "THEY SENSE MY PRESENCE"
 * Maxwell's Toothtrap- "TECHNOLOGY TURNED AGAINST ME"
 * Maxwell's Toothrap (went off)-
 * Beemine (Maxwell's)- "AGGRESSIVE LIFEFORMS WITHIN"
 * Sick Wormhole- "Guh, that thing looks worse off than usual."
 * Nightmare Lock- "KEY RECEPTICAL"
 * Nightmare Throne- "MADE FOR SITTING"
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne-

Announcements

 * Generic- "ERROR: UNKNOWN"
 * Freezing- "MECHANISMS ARE FREEZING"
 * Turning Winter-


 * Battlecry- "I WILL DESTROY YOU"


 * Battlecry (on prey)- "EXTERMINATE"


 * Battlecry (Pig)- "


 * Battlecry (Spider)- "


 * Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "


 * Leaving combat- "COMBAT ROUTINE FAILED"


 * Leaving combat (prey)- "COMBAT ROUTINE FAILED"


 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "


 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "


 * Leaving combat (Spider warrior)- "


 * Dusk- "WARNING: NIGHT APPROACHING"


 * Entering light- "OPTICAL SENSORS ACTIVE"


 * Entering darkness- "OPTICAL SENSORS DEACTIVATED"


 * Doing things in the dark- "INSUFFICIENT ILLUMINATION"


 * Failed to do something- "ACTION NOT AVALIBLE IN CURRENT CONTEXT"


 * Failed to craft something- "INSUFFICIENT RESOURCES"


 * Trying to sleep during the day- "SLEEP MODE UNAVALIBLE DURING DAY"
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "CAN NOT SLEEP ON AN EMPTY NUTRIENT PROCESSOR."


 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "WARNING: THREAT DETECTED. SLEEP MODE DEAVTIVATED"


 * Hounds are coming- "SOMETHING IS COMING"
 * Deerclops is coming-


 * Inventory full- "ITEM EXCEEDS CARRYING CAPACITY"


 * Eating- "DELICIOUS"


 * Eating (spoiled food)- "SPOILED FOOD IS STILL FOOD"


 * Eating (stale food)- "STALE FOOD IS JUST AS GOOD"


 * Eating (painful food)- "THAT WAS NOT FOOD"


 * Hungry- "FUEL RESERVE LOW"


 * Earthquake-

Unimplemented objects

 * Home- "WHO WROTE THAT?"


 * Treeclump- "CLUMP"


 * Boat- "BOAT"


 * Pig tent- "TENT"


 * Golden Pitchfork- "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"

Researching (Removed)

 * Research (high value)- "INFORMATION OVERLOAD"


 * Research (normal value)- "INFORMATION ADDED"


 * Research (low value)- "MATERIAL HAS LOW INFORMATIONAL CONTENT"

Trivia

 * When examining the Lying Robot, WX-78 says " HIS NAME IS HAL. HE IS MY FRIEND." This is a reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey.