Maxwell quotes

This page lists Maxwell's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

TabTools.pngTools

 * Axe.png Axe- "Sometimes the direct approach is best."
 * Luxury Axe.png Luxury Axe- "It gets sharper with every cut."
 * Shovel.png Shovel- "This is some real advanced technology."
 * Regal Shovel.png Regal Shovel- "This shovel is worth a princely sum."
 * Pickaxe.png Pickaxe- "Everybody loves a little mining."
 * Opulent Pickaxe.png Opulent Pickaxe- "This must be game logic."
 * Razor.png Razor- "If only the world had a single neck."
 * Razor.png Razor (can't shave)- "If only the world had a single neck."
 * Razor.png Razor (nothing left)- "If only the world had a single neck."
 * Razor.png Razor (Shaving a waken beefalo)- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."
 * Hammer.png Hammer- "It feels good to undo the work of others."
 * Pitchfork.png Pitchfork- "The tool of choice for perfectionists."

TabLight.pngLights

 * Campfire1.png Campfire (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."
 * Campfire1.png Campfire (high)- "That will keep Charlie away for now."
 * Campfire1.png Campfire (normal)- "Firey."
 * Campfire1.png Campfire (low)- "It needs fuel."
 * Campfire1.png Campfire (embers)- "I'm going to lose it."
 * Campfire1.png Campfire (burned out)- "That's not coming back."
 * Firepit1.png Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."
 * Firepit1.png Fire Pit (high)- "A roaring fire."
 * Firepit1.png Fire Pit (normal)- "It's hot."
 * Firepit1.png Fire Pit (low)- "It's getting low."
 * Firepit1.png Fire Pit (embers)- "I should attend to that."
 * Firepit1.png Fire Pit (burned out)- "It's gone cold."
 * Torch.png Torch- "It keeps Charlie at bay."
 * Torch.png Torch (run out)- "Dang it. Another torch down."
 * Miner Hat.png Miner Hat- "Eventually the firefly will starve."
 * Pumpkin Lantern.png Pumpkin Lantern- "Why hello, Mr. Crane."
 * Lantern.png Lantern- "I hope this keeps Them away."

TabSurvival.pngSurvival

 * Backpack.png Backpack- "I wish there were porters around here."
 * Piggyback.png Piggyback- "Oh that's just demeaning."
 * Bird Trap.png Bird Trap- "They keep falling for it!"
 * Bug Net.png Bug Net- "Good for capturing defenseless insects."
 * Fishing Rod.png  Fishing Rod- "I will eat for a lifetime."
 * Straw Roll.png Straw Roll- "I don't like sleeping rough."
 * Fur Roll.png Fur Roll- "At least they're good for something."
 * Tent.png Tent- "That's a bit rustic for my taste."
 * Trap.png Trap- "Only the dumbest animals will fall for this."
 * Healing Salve.png Healing Salve- "Just a bit of venom and some dirty old ash."


 * Honey Poultice.png Honey Poultice- "Sticky and gooey and good for putting on booboos."


 * Heat Stone.png Heat Stone- "A pocketful of heat."


 * Heat_Stone_Stage_1.png Heat Stone (cold)- "It's useless when cold."
 * Heat_Stone_Stage_4.png Heat Stone (warm)- "Comfortably warm."


 * Heat_Stone_Stage_5.png Heat Stone (hot)- " It's almost too hot to hold."


 * Umbrella.png Umbrella- "It's crooked!"
 * Compass.png Compass- This quote is dependant on the orientation of the map. Potential lines include: North, Northeast, East, Southeast, South, Southwest, West, Northwest.

TabFood.pngFood

 * Crock Pot.png Crock Pot- "Just the thought makes my mouth water."


 * Crock Pot.png Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Wait for it..."


 * Crock Pot.png Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Here it comes!"


 * Crock Pot.png Crock Pot (finished)- "Finally, some quality grub."


 * Crock Pot.png Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."


 * Basic_Farm.pngTurbo_Farm_Plot.png Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "Do I look like a farmer?"


 * Basic_Farm.pngTurbo_Farm_Plot.png Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "It's growing."


 * Basic_Farm.pngTurbo_Farm_Plot.png Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "Needs manure."


 * Ice_Box1.png Ice Box- "A little piece of winter in a box."


 * Drying Rack.png Drying Rack- "I can dry meats so that they last longer."


 * Drying Rack.png  Drying Rack (drying)-  "Still moist."


 * Drying Rack.png Drying Rack (finished)- "Like the desert."

TabScience.pngScience

 * Science_Machine.png Science Machine- "I can't believe I forgot how to build these things."


 * Alchemy_Engine.png Alchemy Engine- "It unlocks recipes of middling utility."


 * Winterometer1.png Winterometer- "Not the most useful invention isn't it?"


 * Rainometer.png Rainometer- "I could also just look up to learn the same thing."


 * Lightning_Rod1.png Lightning Rod- "A little bit of protection!"


 * Lightning_Rod1.png Lightning Rod (charged)- "Energy flows through it."


 * Gunpowder.png Gunpowder- "Now this, I like."

TabFight.pngFight

 * Spear.png Spear- "It's a spear. Yup."


 * Ham Bat.png Hambat- "An undignified weapon for a less refined time."


 * Boomerang.png Boomerang- "Beats getting your hands messy."


 * Boomerang.png Boomerang (hit self)- "OW! Clumsy!"


 * Blow Dart.png Blow Dart- "A glorious tube of pain-giving!"


 * Sleep Dart.png Sleep Dart- "Call me Mr. Sandman."


 * Fire Dart.png Fire Dart- "Just make sure to breathe out."


 * Football Helmet.png Football Helmet- "Now I am ready for the scrimmage."


 * Grass Suit.png Grass Suit- "Direct confrontation is quite gauche."


 * Log Suit.png Log Suit- "Ugh, I'm not one for such vulgar fisticuffs."


 * Marble Suit.png Marble Suit- "That really isn't my style."


 * Bee Mine.png Bee Mine- "They wait so patiently."


 * Tooth Trap.png Tooth Trap- "This one packs a punch."


 * Shelmet.png Shelmet- "This will keep me standing. If I need to fight.


 * Snurtle Shell Armor.png Snurtle Shell Armor- "That is not dapper at all."

TabStructures.pngStructures

 * Bee_Box1.png Bee Box - "It holds my bees."
 * Bee_Box1.png Bee Box  (no honey)- "My bees are not working hard enough."
 * Bee_Box1.png Bee Box (some honey)- "I should wait a bit longer."
 * Bee_Box1.png Bee Box (full with honey)- "So tempting, but so full of bees."
 * Bird_Cage1.png Birdcage- "You'll never get me behind bars again."
 * Bird_Cage1.png Birdcage (occupied)- "I feel for ya, feathers."
 * Bird_Cage1.png Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "You'll still be in there when you wake up."
 * PigHouse.png Pig House- "That's like their only trick."
 * PigHouse.png Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "I'll huff and I'll puff!"
 * PigHouse.png Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "I'd go inside too, if I was him."
 * Hay_Wall.png Hay Wall (Item)- "Pocket-sized wall pieces. Yup."
 * HayWallStructure.png Hay Wall- "It's a tinderbox."
 * Wood_Wall.png Wood Wall (Item)- "Pocket-sized wall pieces. Yup."
 * WoodWallStructure.png Wood Wall- "Moderately tough, but flammable!"
 * Stone_Wall.png Stone Wall (Item)- "Pocket-sized wall pieces. Yup."
 * StoneWallStructure.png Stone Wall- "This will keep the riff-raff out."
 * Potted_Fern.png Potted Fern- "How quanit." [sic]
 * Chest1.png- Chest "A place to store loot."
 * Chest1.png (full)- "It's full"
 * Chest1.png (not allowed to store)- "That can't go in there."
 * Home_Sign.png Sign- "It says... nothing."

Grass_Turf.pngTurfs

 * Cobblestones.png - "At least this one is useful."


 * Wooden Flooring.png - "I prefer hardwoods."


 * Checkerboard Flooring.png - "That's my natural habitat."


 * Carpeted Flooring.png - "That's a quality, high-pile carpet sample!"


 * Grass Turf.png - "Scratchy."


 * Marsh Turf.png - "It's dripping all over."


 * Savanna Turf.png - "Dirty."


 * Forest Turf.png - "Smells like mud."


 * Rocky Turf.png - "Kinda rough."


 * Fungal Turf.png - "Turf."


 * Slimey Turf.png - "Turf."
 * Mud Turf.png - "Turf"
 * Cave Rock Turf.png - "Turf"


 * Guano Turf.png - "It's a... thing."

TabRefine.pngRefine

 * Rope.png - "You'd think this would have more uses."


 * Boards.png - "Roughly hewn."


 * Cut Stone.png - "The building blocks of civilization."


 * Papyrus.png - "A blank canvas."


 * Purple Gem.png - "Purple brings great power."


 * Nightmare Fuel.png - "Ahhh. Refreshing."

TabMagic.pngMagic

 * Meat Effigy.png - "I'm not above using this."


 * Prestihatitator.png - "Quite a dapper machine."
 * Shadow Manipulator- "This is where I do my own personal research."
 * Pan Flute- "I'm going to sing a song of madness."


 * Night Light- "It burns with a beautiful glow."


 * Night Armour- "Time to wrap myself in nightmares."


 * Dark Sword- "Snicker-snack!"


 * One-man Band- "It has a good beat, and you can dance to it."


 * Bat Bat- "Violence has never felt better."
 * Chilled Amulet- "It's frosted over."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "It speaks with the shadow."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "It channels the darkest energies of the universe."
 * Fire Staff- "A basic enchantment, but effective."
 * Ice Staff- "It's a... thing."
 * Telelocator Staff- "Power can do amazing things when funneled through the right channels."
 * Complete Telelocator Base-  "That should do the trick."
 * Incomplete Telelocator Base-  "The fuel needs more focus points."
 * Empty Telolocator Socket "This one's ready."
 * Full Telelocator Socket- "The fuel needs a focus."

TabDress.pngDress

 * Sewing Kit- "A fine and noble endeavour."
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "They are at least warm."


 * Strawhat- "A hat fit for a peasant."


 * Beefalo Hat- "How unfashionable."


 * Beekeeper Hat- "I'll wear it if I have to."


 * Feather Hat- "I will lure them in with my plumage."


 * Winter Hat- "How disappointingly rustic."


 * Top Hat- "Some fine haberdashery."


 * Dapper Vest- "It's a... thing."


 * Breezy Vest- "It's more of a fall vest."


 * Puffy Vest- "It's so hard to look fashionable in the winter."


 * Bush Hat- "There's room in there for me."


 * Garland- "Definitely not my style."
 * Walking Cane- "It has pictures of fast things carved into it."

Icon_Ancient.pngAncient

 * Thulecite Medallion(min)- "The heart of the city is still."
 * Thulecite Medallion(rising low)- "It beats once again."
 * Thulecite Medallion(rising high)- "The pulse is quickening."
 * Thulecite Medallion(max)- "The pulse is holding steady."
 * Thulecite Medallion(receding high)- "The pulse is waning."
 * Thulecite Medallion(receding low)- "It calms once more."
 * Lazy Forager's Amulet- "Simple magic is often the best."
 * Magiluminescence- "This will make me stand out."
 * Construction Amulet- "I swear I don't normally need this."
 * The Lazy Explorer- "I must rely on focusing tools in this form."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "With a bigger gem it would be so much more powerful."
 * Deconstruction Staff- "I must rely on focusing tools in this form."
 * Pick/Axe- "I don't know why I didn't think of this."
 * Thulecite Crown- "It's a... thing."
 * Thulecite Suit- "Thulecite meshes so well with nightmare fuel."
 * Thulecite Club- "The fuel runs deep in this."
 * Houndious Shootius- "Now I just have to set it up."
 * Houndious Shootius(placed)- "Some of my better work."

Eyeplant.pngNature - Plants

 * Evergreen- "I've heard them described as 'piney'."


 * Evergreen (chopped)- "That's not about to grow back."


 * Evergreen (burning)- "Oops."


 * Evergreen (burnt)- "Ashes to ashes."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "It looks sickly."


 * Log- "It's a piece of wood, what more is there to say?"


 * Log (burning)- "Well, that was fun while it lasted."


 * Charcoal- "Nothing will steal my carbon!"


 * Pinecone- "A more outdoorsy type might be able to make something of this."


 * Baby Evergreen "A more outdoorsy type might be able to make something of this."


 * Spiky Tree- "A tree with a foul demeanor."


 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "Tree 0, Maxwell 1."


 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "There it goes."


 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "It's no use to anyone now."


 * Marble Tree- "How whimsical."


 * Sapling- "A supple, woody stem."


 * Sapling (picked)- "It'll grow back."


 * Sapling (burning)- "Oops."


 * Sapling (picked up)- "Do I look like a gardener?"


 * Twigs- "Common, but useful."


 * Grass- "Tufty."


 * Grass (picked)- "Already harvested."


 * Grass (barren)- "Needs manure."


 * Grass (burning)- "Oops."


 * Grass Tuft- "Do I look like a gardener?"


 * Cut Grass- "The mundane stuff of the earth."


 * Berry Bush- "Reduced to eating berries. Sigh."


 * Berry Bush (picked)- "And now we wait."


 * Berry Bush (barren)- "It needs manure."
 * Berry Bush (burning)- "Reduced to eating berries. Sigh."


 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "Do I look like a gardener?"


 * Reeds- "There's wind in them there willows."


 * Reeds (picked)- "No more tubes."


 * Reeds (burning)-."Oops."


 * Cut Reeds- "I think I could build something useful from this."


 * Plant- "Leafy!"


 * Plant (growing)- "It's growing."


 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "It's ready."


 * Marsh Plant- "What a generic little plant."


 * Spiky Bush- "It's twisted and thorny, just like me!"


 * Spiky Bush (after picking)- "I scratched my arms up doing this."


 * Flower- "I am filled with the irrational urge to stomp upon it."


 * Petals- "Like so much confetti."


 * Evil Flower- "I like that flower."


 * Dark Petals- "It's dripping with nightmare essence."


 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "It's a red mushroom."


 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "I'll have to come back for it."


 * Red Mushroom (picked)- "It's all used up."


 * Green Mushroom (unpicked)- "Green Fungus."


 * Green Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "When do those ones come up?"


 * Green Mushroom (picked)- "Been there, done that."


 * Blue Mushroom (unpicked)- "The blue ones are good for something."


 * Blue Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "It's not ready."


 * Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Another time, maybe?"

Harp_Statue.pngNature - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "Not the bees!"
 * Killer Bee Hive- "That looks dangerous."


 * Honeycomb- "It's full of bee seeds"
 * Hound Mound- "It's a tunnel down to the hound nests."
 * Bone- "Hungry devils, aren't they?"
 * Touch Stone- "There's a story behind that..."
 * Harp Statue- "Not my best work."
 * Marble Pillar- "I've always wondered who built those."
 * Marble- "It's strong stuff."
 * Merm House- "They copied the pigs, but they're even less intelligent."
 * Merm Head- "The eyes follow you around."
 * Pig Head- "Erm...charming."
 * Pig Torch- "Great. Now they have fire."
 * Basalt Boulder- "I made a rock so heavy that I can't lift it."


 * Boulder- "It's a rock."


 * Rocks- "Hmmm. Now what do I do with them?"


 * Flint- "Ow! I cut my finger!."


 * Nitre- "One third of the way there..."
 * Gold Nugget- "This was important to me once."
 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."


 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."


 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"


 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."


 * Grave- "What lies beneath?"


 * Grave (dug)- "Already got that one."


 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "That looks out-of-place."


 * Animal Tracks- "Some dumb beast passed through here."


 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)-  "Drat! It got away."


 * Animal Tracks (found)- "I smell dung and beast-sweat."


 * Wooden Thing- "My beautiful machine is in pieces!"


 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "It is still incomplete."


 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "It's alive!"


 * Ring Thing- "This is the quantum field guard band."


 * Crank Thing- "This is used to agitate the humours."


 * Box Thing- "This is a box full of sadness and woe."


 * Metal Potato Thing- "The gears in here are so small they turn the fabric of reality."


 * Wormhole (closed)- "It's worse knowing what the other part looks like."


 * Wormhole (open)- "I can assure you that it smells worse than it looks."


 * Wormhole (exited)- "Yech. It's horrible in there."
 * Pond- "I can see my face reflected off the top."
 * Skeleton- "Ha! I remember that one."


 * Spider Den- "They grow big here."


 * Spider Egg- "Squishy."


 * Rabbit Hole- "There's a world going on under there."
 * Walrus Camp- "The Walrusser can't be far."
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)- "I best not linger when winter comes."

CaveEntrance1.pngNature - Caves

 * Sinkhole.png - "I plugged it a long time ago."
 * Sinkhole.png - "That was not a good idea!"
 * Rope to Surface- "Get me out of here!"
 * Mushtree.png - "It smells of rot and failure."
 * Red Mushtree- "Where's Waldo?"
 * Green Mushtree- "Ugh, it smells bad."
 * Light Flower- "It's so dark down here."
 * Light Bulb- "It will run out eventually."
 * Stalagmite- "Rocks. How dull."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "Stalagmite. How dull."
 * Spilagmite- "How did that get down here?"
 * Slurtle Mound- "That's revolting."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "Oh, isn't that clever."
 * Barrel- "What a disgusting home."
 * Fern- "I'd like to step on it."
 * Foilage- "A meal fit for a pesant." [sic]
 * Cave Banana Tree- "It looks like a banana, but I'm not buying it."

Thulecite_Fragments.pngNature - Ruins

 * Ancient Statue- "A once proud race."
 * Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "This can be partially restored."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Where are their gods now?"
 * Broken Clockworks- "Mechanical refuse."
 * Relic- "Remnants of an extinct civilization."
 * Cave Lichen- "Only a cyanobacteria could grow in this light"
 * Ornate Chest- "It's a trap."
 * Nightmare Light- "The over-use of fuel was their downfall."
 * Thulecite- "An exceedingly rare but useful material."
 * Thulecite Wall- "An ancient wall."
 * Thulecite Wall(item)- "Pocket sized wall pieces.  Yup."

Spider.pngMobs - Monsters

 * Clockwork Knight- "Such quality worksmanship!"
 * Clockwork Bishop- "I'm especially proud of that piece."
 * Clockwork Castle- "A castle for my home."
 * Damaged Knight- "It looks beyond repair."
 * Damaged Bishop- "They degrade without proper upkeep."
 * Damaged Rook- "The builders have left it in a state of abandonment."


 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Charlie? Is that you? It's me! Maxwell!"


 * Charlie (attacked by)- "OW Charlie! That hurt."


 * Hound- "They don't recognise me!"


 * Red Hound- "I put fire gems in there as a joke."


 * Blue Hound- "I had a lot of surplus gems!"


 * Hound's Tooth- "This could be used for fashion."


 * Spider- "It's mostly digestive system."


 * Spider (sleeping)- "Sssh! It will wake up hungry."


 * Spider (dead)- "Haha!"


 * Spider Warrior- "It's a specialized form."


 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I don't want to wake that one."


 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Good riddance!"
 * Spider Gland- "Distasteful."


 * Silk- "Despite it's origin, it could make some fine garments."


 * Krampus- "You won't catch me!"


 * Krampus Sack- "It's really light."
 * Merm- "They were here when I got here."


 * Tentacle- "I'm glad the rest of it is down there."


 * Tentacle Spike- "Ugh. This is so revolting."


 * Tentacle Spots- "This is how they reproduce."


 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "This one is odd."


 * Baby Tentacle- "Babies?"
 * Pig Guard- "Blech. Disgusting brute."
 * Werepig- "That one's gone feral."
 * Ghost- "It remembers me!"


 * MacTusk- "Don't you recognise me?."


 * Wee MacTusk- "A chip off the old block."


 * Walrus Tusk- "I'll put this to better use."


 * Tam o' Shanter- "Made in Scotland."


 * Mosquito- "Bloody blood sucking blood suckers."


 * Mosquito (picked up)- "I got him."
 * Nearby Mosquitoes-


 * Cave Spider- "It's a tricky one."


 * Spitter- "Aggressive little thing, isn't it?
 * Batilisk- "Ugh. Ugly beasts."
 * Snurtle- "That's strange. That must be new."


 * Slurtle- "I don't remember that being down here."


 * Slurtle Slime- "There must be a better way."


 * Broken Shell- "They don't fit back together."


 * Lureplant- "A vicious plant."


 * Fleshy Bulb- "Perhaps I can use this to my advantage."


 * Eye Plant- "The meat bulb's pawns."
 * Slurper- "Simple creatures. They exist only to sleep and feed."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "Creatures in this world evolve at a terrifying rate."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "Well that's new!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "You aren't fooling me, plant."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Something stirs."

Pig.pngMobs - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "Just look at that stupid beast."
 * Beefalo (haunter)-


 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "It's only marginally less stupid when it's asleep."


 * Beefalo (shaved)- "Now it looks dumb AND pathetic."


 * Beefalo Wool- "It smells like a barn."


 * Beefalo Horn- "Call forth the beasts!"


 * Baby Beefalo- "They're even ugly as children."
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "They're even ugly as children."
 * Nearby Bees-


 * Bee- "They work so hard, the fools."


 * Bee (picked up)- "Now what do I do with it?"


 * Killer Bee- "What is that bee so angry about?"


 * Killer bee (picked up)- "I've caught a tiger by the tail."


 * Stinger- "It's dripping with venom."


 * Pig- "What a slobbering fool."


 * Pig (following)- "He's simple but he's mine."


 * Pig Skin- "It was him or me."


 * Bunnyman- "It reminds me of my old act."
 * Beardlord- "It reminds me of my old act."


 * Bunny Puff- "Silly rabbit."


 * Frog- "It jumps and licks things."


 * Frog (sleeping)- "It looks tired."


 * Koalefant- "A distant cousin of the beefalo."


 * Winter Koalefant- "It has its winter coat on."


 * Rock Lobster- "I banished these guys down here for a reason."
 * Pengull- "Nice tux."
 * Splumonkey- "I don't have time for you!"

Chester.pngMobs - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly.png- "It's a flying flower."
 * Butterfly.png (picked up)- "It would be a shame if someone ripped the wings off you."
 * Crow.png- "I don't know how they got here."
 * Crow.png(held)- "Shhhh... My pretty."
 * Jet_Feather.png- "Black is the colour of sleep."
 * Redbird.png- "The redbird comes from the firelands."
 * Redbird.png (held)- "Silence, bird!"
 * Redbird_Feather_Feather.png- "Red is the color of fire."
 * Snowbird.png- "I don't recognise that one."
 * Snowbird.png(held)- "Quiet, you."
 * Snowbird_Feather.png- "Grey is the colour of pain."
 * Gobbler.png- "It's addicted to fermented berries."
 * Chester.png- "Annoying little monster. He has his uses, though."
 * Eye_Bone.png- "Stop looking at me!"
 * Eye_Bone.png (Chester dead, eye closed)-  "What is it waiting for?"
 * Ash.png (Eye Bone)- "Don't worry. There will be more Chesters."
 * Rabbit.png- "I've been here too long - It actually looks tasty."
 * Rabbit.png (held)- "Don't worry, rabbit. Everything is under control."
 * Beardling.png- "I've been here too long - It actually looks tasty."
 * Beardling.png (held)- "Don't worry, rabbit. Everything is under control."
 * Fireflies.png- "How pretty."
 * Fireflies.png (held)- "I could squish them if I wanted to."
 * Mandrake_Mob.png- "Oh shut UP, will you?"
 * Mandrake_Mob.png (following)- "What a disturbing root."
 * Mandrake.png (dead)- "My ears are still ringing."
 * Cooked_Mandrake.png (cooked)- "It has lost a lot of its power."
 * Mandrake.png (knock out effect)- "Ugh, my head hurts."

Smallbird.pngMobs - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "These were a failed experiment."
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "It's made of dirty beefalo hair."
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Well. That's tempting."
 * Tallbird Egg- "Tallbirds are territorial because of these things."
 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)-" It tastes like broken dreams."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "We've got a live one here."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "That tastes about as good as you would expect."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Hot enough for ya?"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "It's getting tepid."
 * Smallbird- "What!? What do you want?"
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "You want some food?"
 * Smallbird (starving)- "He's so hungry!"
 * Smallish Tallbird- "It's less cute now that it's grown up."
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)-  "They sure do eat a lot!"
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)-  "A hungry beast is a dangerous beast!"
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird-

Ancient_Guardian.pngMobs - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "Disgusting creature!"
 * Living Logs- "I like the sound they make when they burn."
 * Spider Queen- "Maybe I'll just get out of her way."
 * Spiderhat- "Spiders have such malleable wills."
 * Deerclops- "Even I am afraid of that guy."
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Deerclops are myopic."
 * Ancient Guardian- "My my, the fuel has changed you."
 * Guardian's Horn- " I'm sorry I had to do that, old friend."

Abigail_build.pngMobs - Other

 * Maxwell- "Lookin good!"
 * Pig King- "That's a man with his priorities in order!"
 * Wes (trapped)- "He displeased me."
 * Abigail- "Why won't just these mortals stay dead?"

Meat.pngFood - Meats

 * Bird Egg- "I like to think of it as a baby bird prison."
 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "Sunny side up."
 * Monster Meat- "How revolting."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "I'll eat it if I have to."
 * Monster Jerky- "My teeth are getting too old for this."
 * Meat- "I'm used to much finer fare."
 * Cooked Meat- "It smells less like barnyard, now."
 * Leafy Meat- "A feeble attempt to trick the weaker minded."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "The heat has made this a suitable meal."
 * Jerky- "My teeth are getting too old for this."
 * Drumstick- "It tastes strangely like berries."
 * Fried Drumstick- "Still tastes like berries."
 * Fish- "Fresh from the murky depths."
 * Cooked Fish- "It still stinks"
 * Eel- "They only exist in the depths."
 * Cooked Eel- "It will have to do."
 * Morsel- "This is barely a mouthful."
 * Cooked Morsel- "Well, at least it's not moving anymore"
 * Small Jerky- "My teeth are getting too old for this."
 * Koalefant Trunk- "Full of summer mucus."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "The trunk thickens in the winter to hold more mucus."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "At least the mucus burned off."
 * Frog Legs- "Muscular."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Stringy."
 * Batilisk Wing- "I'm not eating that."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "I'm still not eating that."

Dragon_Fruit.pngFood - Fruits

 * Berries- "Sigh, if I have to."
 * Roasted Berries- "A little more refined, at least"
 * Cave Banana- "Like ashes in my mouth."
 * Cooked Banana- "Even worse than raw."
 * Dragon Fruit- "Exotic and delicious."
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "A little more refined, at least."
 * Durian- "It's an aquired taste."
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "A little more refined, at least."
 * Pomegranate- "Usually I'd get someone to seed this for me"
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "A little more refined, at least."

Roasted_Carrot.pngFood - Vegetables

 * Corn- "High in fructose."
 * Popcorn- "A little more refined, at least."
 * Carrot (planted)- "How mundane."
 * Carrot (picked)- "I'm not a fan of vegetables."
 * Roasted Carrot- "A little more refined, at least."
 * Pumpkin- "Halloween was always my favourite."
 * Hot Pumpkin- "A little more refined, at least."
 * Eggplant- "Just another boring plant."
 * Braised Eggplant- "A little more refined, at least."
 * Red Cap- "I forget what this one does."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "Kind of bitter."
 * Green Cap- "I should eat it."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "Salty!"
 * Blue Cap-  "What could go wrong?"
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "Umami!"
 * Glow Berry- "What a neat trick."
 * Lichen- "Dry, crumbly, sustaining."

Ratatouille.pngFood - Crock Pot

 * Turkey Dinner- "How festive."
 * Powdercake- "What foul product of science is this?"
 * Most recipes- "My compliments to the chef!"

Rot.pngFood - Other

 * Seeds- "I suppose these won't plant themselves."
 * Seeds (specific)- "This labour is beneath me."
 * Roasted Seeds- "I broiled the life out of 'em."
 * Honey- "Sticky and sweet."
 * Butterfly Wings- "Ha ha ha. I got him!"
 * Butter- "Some puns are irresistible."
 * Rot- "That used to be food until I wasted it."
 * Rotten Egg- "Disgusting. Why am I carrying this around?"

Trinkets.pngMisc Items

 * Blueprint- "I know all about that. I just forgot."
 * Gears- "My pets! What has become of you?"
 * Ash- "A fine powder that smells of destruction."
 * Red Gem- "Red brings fire."
 * Blue Gem- "Blue brings ice."
 * Yellow Gem- "I can feel the magic in this."
 * Orange Gem- "It will be quite powerful with some fuel."
 * Beard Hair- "Hirsute."
 * Manure- "It's the way of all mortal life."
 * Guano- "Disgusting!"
 * Melty Marbles - "This was important to someone once."
 * Fake Kazoo -  "This was inportant to someone once."
 * Gord's Knot - "This was important to someone once."
 * Gnome -  "This was important to someone once."
 * Tiny Rocketship - "This was important to someone once."
 * Frazzled Wires -  "This was important to someone once."
 * Ball and Cup - "This was important to someone once."
 * Hardened Rubber Bung -  "This was important to someone once."
 * Mismatched Buttons - "This was important to someone once."
 * Second-hand Dentures - "This was important to someone once."
 * Lying Robot - "This was important to someone once."
 * Dessicated Tentacle - "This was important to someone once."
 * Codex Umbra- "I'm so sorry Charlie."
 * Codex Umbra (Not enought fuel)- "I need some nightmare fuel."
 * Codex Umbra (Not enough sanity)- "I have a headache!"

Nighthand.pngAdventure Mode

 * Skeleton1.png(Failed)- "I of all people should be able to do this."
 * Obelisk.png(Sanity, down)- "It only half-exists on this plane"
 * Obelisk.png(Insanity, up)- "I can see its true nature now!"
 * Obelisk.png (Sanity, up)- "I can see its true nature now!"
 * Obelisk.png (Insanity, down)- "There are two ways to see that obstacle."
 * Divining_Rod.png (in its starting base)- "The portals lead to the next rod. "
 * Divining_Rod.png- "I can use this to find my missing parts."
 * Divining_Rod.png (cold)- "Mostly just background noise."
 * Divining_Rod.png (warm)- "This is the right direction."
 * Divining_Rod.png (warmer)- "I should keep my eyes peeled."
 * Divining_Rod.png (hot)- "It must be right under my nose!"
 * Nightmare_Lock.png- It's the starting mechanism."
 * Nightmare_Lock.png (ready to unlock)- "I need to insert the divining rod."
 * Nightmare_Lock.png (unlocked)- "Progress!"
 * Maxwell's_Door.png- "So that's where I left that thing."
 * Gramophone.png- "That accursed thing!"
 * Maxwell's_Light.png- "I wonder how they work."
 * Maxwell's_Tooth_Trap.png- "I'm sure I had my reasons when I placed this."
 * Minetranspattempt2.png- "Maybe I shouldn't have put that there. "
 * Sick_Wormhole.png- "It looks ill."
 * Nightmare_Lock.png- "It keeps the master in the chair."
 * Nightmare_Throne_ingame.png- "It's less painful than it looks. Barely."
 * Nightmare_Throne_ingame.png(Male Character)- "Better him than me."
 * Nightmare_Throne_ingame.png(Female Character)- "Better her than me."
 * Nightmare_Throne_ingame.png(Gender neutral Character)- "Better it than me."

Gramophone.pngAnnouncements

 * Battlecry- "To arms!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "You look tasty!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Brains over brawn!"
 * Hungry- "I am empty inside."
 * Leaving combat- "And stay away!"
 * Leaving combat (prey)-  "You're not worth my time!"
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "Next time, pig!"
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "Killing me won't bring back your honey!"
 * Dusk- "It'll be dark soon. Charlie will be waking up."
 * Entering light- "The light is back."
 * Entering darkness- "It's dark! I can't see!"
 * Doing things in the dark-
 * Failed to do something- "That didn't work."
 * Failed to craft something-  "Er... I can't do that."
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "I can't sleep in the day."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry-"I'm too hungry. I can't sleep."
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "Not while there's danger afoot!"
 * Hounds are coming-  "The hounds are getting restless."
 * Deerclops is coming- "I hear the deerclops."
 * Inventory full- "My pockets are full."
 * Eating (stale food)-  "That was past its due-date."
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "That was putrid."
 * Eating (painful food)-  "Ow! That hurt my mouth."
 * Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."

Unimplemented

 * Maxwell Head- "Hey, handsome."
 * Deadly Feast- "It's a... thing."
 * Skull Chest- "That's one snazzy chest."

Trivia

 * "Not the bees!" Is probably a reference to a famous Nicholas Cage movie, "The Wicker Man."
 * "I will eat for a lifetime" Is a reference to the "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day" saying.