User:BatteringRambutan/Wickerbottom


 * Announce Canfix: "I do believe I can repair this."
 * Announce Crafting Fail: "I can't make that now."
 * Announce Adventurefail: "We must learn from our failures."
 * Announce Quake: "A tremor! Magnitude at least a 7 on the Richter scale."
 * Eat Food Tallbirdegg Cracked: "Al dente."
 * Actionfail Store Generic: "No room to spare!"
 * Actionfail Store Notallowed: "That does not belong there."
 * Actionfail Read Generic: "Other matters await."
 * Actionfail Read Nobirds: "The birds are not keen on this weather."
 * Actionfail Shave Generic: "I would really rather not."
 * Actionfail Shave Awakebeefalo: "I think he might object to that."
 * Actionfail Shave Nobits: "It's already smooth, dear."
 * Actionfail Repairboat Generic: "That's better!"
 * Announce Boomerang: "I misjudged the timing of its return."
 * Announce Nodangersleep: "I can barely sleep even when I'm not in danger!"
 * Announce Unimplemented: "Tut tut, I don't think it's quite ready."
 * Announce Inv Full: "I can't carry anything more."
 * Actionfail Generic: "I can't do that."
 * Announce Accomplishment Done: "File that under completed!"
 * Announce Dusk: "Night will be here soon."
 * Announce Enter Dark: "I am in the dark."
 * Announce Wetter: "Wet, wet, wet!"
 * Announce Nodangersiesta: "I can't even lie down when I'm in danger!"
 * Announce Soaked: "Positively soaked."
 * Announce Freedom: "Freedom! I'll find a good book and tuck in."
 * Announce Tool Slip: "My grip!"
 * Announce Boat Sinking: "I believe this boat is sinking."
 * Announce Mapwrap Warn: "The mist's inhabitants remain very mysterious."
 * Announce Research: "Every bit of information is useful."
 * Announce Lightning Damage Avoided: "Thank goodness for this non-conductive clothing!"
 * Announce Damp: "The layer of water begins to build up."
 * Announce Mapwrap Losecontrol: "I'm unsure of the results."
 * Battlecry Generic: "Combat!"
 * Announce Nohungersiesta: "My hunger won't make relaxing any easier!"
 * Announce Whale Hunt Lost Trail Spring: "I've lost the trail in these turbulent waters!"
 * Announce Hunt Lost Trail Spring: "The trail's been washed away by the precipitation."
 * Announce Hungry: "Librarian needs food."
 * Announce Lowresearch: "Not a great resource, but there were useful bits."
 * Announce Boat Sinking Imminent: "I'd best head for shore!"
 * Announce Insufficientfertilizer: "Just a touch more nutrients, I'd say."
 * Announce Trap Went Off: "Eek!"
 * Announce Whale Hunt Lost Trail: "Hmm, the creature has retreated into the depths."
 * Announce Waytoomanybirds: "The sky is out of birds for now."
 * Announce Wave Boost: "Prime oceanic oscillations!"
 * Announce Nonightsiesta: "I can't sleep, no matter where I lie down."
 * Announce Cold: "The ambient temperature is low."
 * Announce Hunt Beast Nearby: "The appearance of this track indicates recent activity."
 * Announce Shelter: "Ah, a welcome respite."
 * Announce Nonightsiesta Cave: "I couldn't possibly relax in these caves."
 * Announce Mapwrap Return: "It's a fact! The world is indeed round."
 * Announce Eat Generic: "Yum!"
 * Announce Eat Stale: "That was not at optimal freshness."
 * Announce Eat Painful: "I should not have ingested that."
 * Announce Eat Spoiled: "That was partially decomposed."
 * Announce Nohungersleep: "I can barely sleep even when I'm not starving!"
 * Announce Hunt Lost Trail: "The trail is no longer distinguishable."
 * Describe Maxwell's Door: "That violates some pretty fundamental physical laws."
 * Describe Deerclops: "Laurasiatheria!"
 * Describe Coffee Beans: "Very high in caffeine."
 * Describe Popcorn: "Popped corn!"
 * Describe Dragonfly: "It's some kind of mythical variant of a Diptera."
 * Describe Burrow: "The tunnel system must be vast!"
 * Describe Cooked Frog Legs: "Not unlike a chicken wing."
 * Describe Jellyfish: "Polyp-y."
 * Describe Sleep Dart: "Improvised tranquilizer device."
 * Describe Meat Bulb: "An invasive plant species."
 * Describe Merm: "A piscean biped!"
 * Describe Gobbler: "Nasty Meleagris, stay away from my berries!"
 * Describe Booty Bag: "A treasure carrying case."
 * Describe Ghost: "It must be fake. I don't believe it."
 * Describe Boards: "Roughly hewn wood boards."
 * Describe Cave Banana Tree: "The seeds must have fallen down a sinkhole."
 * Describe Totally Normal Tree: "This tree is special."
 * Describe Tropical Parasol: "A dainty parasol that will provide some moderate protection."
 * Describe Twigs: "Some small twigs."
 * Describe Deconstruction Staff: "It appears to rewind time on an object."
 * Describe Super Spyglass: "Uncovering new horizons!"
 * Describe Bird Trap: "A simple clap-trap for birds."
 * Describe Insulated Pack: "Perfectly insulated."
 * Describe Birchnutter: "Run awaaay!"
 * Describe Howling Conch: "With a song that moves atmospheric pressures."
 * Describe Fire Dart: "Improvised inflammatory device."
 * Describe Plant: "Plantae greenus."
 * Describe Dragonpie: "I do love a nice fruit pie."
 * Describe Leafy Meat: "The plant produced a meaty substance."
 * Describe Tam o' Shanter: "Should auld acquaintance be forgot?"
 * Describe Floral Shirt: "I prefer tweed."
 * Describe Rotten Egg: "How unappetizing."
 * Describe Floaty Boaty Knight: "This mechanical sea horse puzzles me."
 * Describe Beefalo Wool: "Long follicles harvested from the beefalo."
 * Describe Berries: "Some Ardisia crenata berries, I think."
 * Describe Roasted Coffee Beans: "Ahh, that roast smells delightful."
 * Describe Poison Dart: "For saturating my predators!"
 * Describe Luxury Axe: "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this chops."
 * Describe Maxwell's Tooth Trap: "A crude attempt at tricking me."
 * Describe Blue Cap: "This seems to have medicinal properties"
 * Describe Blubber Suit: "I've always wondered what it would be like to sport such insulation."
 * Describe Seeds: "A handful of unidentifiable seeds."
 * Describe Rain Hat: "I hate when my hair gets wet."
 * Describe Cooked Egg: "If only I had some toast."
 * Describe Honey Nuggets: "Bite-sized sweetened meat!"
 * Describe Butter Muffin: "Who knew that butterflies made such nice baked goods?"
 * Describe Rabbit Earmuffs: "Poor Leporidae. At least my ears will be warm."
 * Describe Thulecite: "This seems to be an interesting, ectoplasmic residue-bearing variety of ziosite."
 * Describe Captain Hat: "The cap of a true boatswoman."
 * Describe Houndius Shootius: "I'll need to place this."
 * Describe Bearger: "It's the Caniformia suborder... Beyond that, I cannot say."
 * Describe Cooked Mandrake: "Mandragora officinarum, cooked in the name of discovery."
 * Describe Baby Tentacle: "A tiny horror waiting in the mud."
 * Describe Slurtle Slime: "Their mucus is explosive for some reason."
 * Describe Anti Venom: "The contents of which shall cure me of poison!"
 * Describe Charcoal: "It's mostly carbon and ash."
 * Describe Koalefant: "Koalefanta Proboscidea."
 * Describe Guard Pig: "One of the warrior caste."
 * Describe Cracked Doydoy Egg: "I'm so curious..."
 * Describe Horned Helmet: "A sturdy head covering."
 * Describe Bunny Puff: "They use their tails to balance."
 * Describe Powdercake: "The crowning achievement of the agricultural-industrial complex."
 * Describe Seaworthy: "Is it time to depart from this tropical paradise?"
 * Describe Buzzard: "Cathartes, of course."
 * Describe Fishing Rod: "I've read all about fishing, this should be a snap."
 * Describe Pitchfork: "Its design is effective at loosening earth."
 * Describe Lava Pool: "I won't be wading in that pool."
 * Describe Halved Coconut: "I got inside!"
 * Describe Eyebrella: "The cornea must be quite water-repellent."
 * Describe Pick/Axe: "Quite functional, it operates as both an axe and a pickaxe."
 * Describe Miner Hat: "This would make a great reading light."
 * Describe Bunnyman: "A sentient lagomorph."
 * Describe Wreck: "This ship got caught in a storm. Now it belongs to the sea."
 * Describe Tallbird: "Magnus Avis, fully developed."
 * Describe Varg: "That Canis will never be domesticated."
 * Describe Nightmare Light: "The ancients seem to have used nightmare fuel to power everything."
 * Describe Straw Hat: "This will offer some protection from the sun."
 * Describe Football Helmet: "Protective gear for full-contact endeavors."
 * Describe Cooked Fish: "Beautifully grilled."
 * Describe Dapper Vest: "This vest screams \"stylish, but well-read.\""
 * Describe Roasted Berries: "Roasted Ardisia crenata, just in case."
 * Describe Wildbore Head: "It appears a dissection took place here."
 * Describe Net: "The tool of entomologists"
 * Describe Spider Queen: "That must be the center of the hive-mind."
 * Describe Broken Relic: "With a little elbow grease this could be put into working order."
 * Describe Log Suit: "Crude plate mail cobbled together from log sections."
 * Describe Bioluminescence: "Fascinating, beautiful science."
 * Describe Spicy Chili: "Chili gives me indigestion."
 * Describe Ancient Guardian: "Get away, you beast!"
 * Describe Roasted Birchnut: "I've cooked the poison out of them."
 * Describe Speargun: "I do appreciate the advantage of a ranged gadget."
 * Describe Grass: "I can see the roots below the water."
 * Describe Buoy: "Provides a bit of comfort out at sea, does it not?"
 * Describe Unagi: "A common way to prepare eel."
 * Describe Flotsam: "How might I retrieve this?"
 * Describe Light Flower: "You could read by that light."
 * Describe Cactus Flesh: "I'm not sure it's been prepared properly."
 * Describe Cooked Monster Meat: "It's still a little bit poisonous."
 * Describe Chilled Amulet: "The gem appears to be sucking energy out anything it touches."
 * Describe Light Flower: "You could read by that light."
 * Describe Snurtle Shell Armour: "It is quite capacious."
 * Describe Bush Hat: "Camouflage"
 * Describe Regal Shovel: "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this digs."
 * Describe Crate: "What's inside?"
 * Describe Silly Monkey Ball: "My primate decoy."
 * Describe Glommer: "A bizarre specimen of the insecta class."
 * Describe Stone Wall: "I'm not sure why I can carry so many of these."
 * Describe Forest Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Moggles: "Ah, to look through another creatures, uh, nose!"
 * Describe Hay Wall: "Hay bales."
 * Describe Savanna Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Ashy Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Skeleton: "My, what a specimen I make!"
 * Describe Egg: "It is unfertilized."
 * Describe Mussel: "Clamus wetus. Very nutritious."
 * Describe White Whale: "A white whale! I have never read about this species!"
 * Describe Old Boot: "It is an old boot. I wonder where the other is?"
 * Describe Pengull: "What a classy bird."
 * Describe Extra Smelly Durian: "Cooking this certainly did not improve its odor."
 * Describe Limestone: "Commonly used in architecture."
 * Describe Seaworthy: "A special ship for transcending worlds."
 * Describe Prepared Dragon Fruit: "Pleasantly prepared Pitahaya Blanca."
 * Describe Obsidian: "A derivative of volcanic lava."
 * Describe Potted Fern: "A potted plant."
 * Describe Big Tentacle: "There's more of it below than above!"
 * Describe Weather Pain: "I've never seen a weather vane employed as a weapon."
 * Describe Swordfish: "Don't upset the broadbill!"
 * Describe Nightmare Amulet: "I can almost sense it beckoning to something."
 * Describe Boomerang: "It is a flat aerofoil."
 * Describe Dragon Fruit Seeds: "A seed for the magnificently mild Hylocereus Undatus."
 * Describe Green Gem: "Chromium impurities have colored this gem green."
 * Describe Snakeskin Hat: "Rain repellent headwear!"
 * Describe Brainy Matter: "Ingenious!"
 * Describe Fungal Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Thulecite Wall: "A very secure wall."
 * Describe Second-hand Dentures: "Don't need these yet: I've still got a few teeth left."
 * Describe Divining Rod Holder: "This rod might could be useful!"
 * Describe Straw Roll: "I'm not sleeping on the ground."
 * Describe Roasted Coconut: "Coconut flesh, quite delicious."
 * Describe Fungal Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Algae: "It is a good thing this algae has no need for photosynthesis."
 * Describe Snake: "Stay back serpent!"
 * Describe Flup: "Keep that tongue to yourself!"
 * Describe Slimey Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Monster Lasagna: "Lasagna or no, I don't think it's safe to eat this."
 * Describe Jungle Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe MacTusk: "Odobenus rosmarus; Gaelic variety."
 * Describe Blow Dart: "Improvised missile device."
 * Describe Volt Goat Horn: "There must be something unnatural in the horn."
 * Describe Red Mushtree: "A red variety of Mycena luxaeterna."
 * Describe Silk: "Protein fibre extruded from an arachnid."
 * Describe Cooked Cactus Flesh: "Delightfully devoid of spines."
 * Describe Birds of the World: "The expurgated version, but it has my favorite: Megascops Kennicottii."
 * Describe Scalemail: "Pyrotechnic armor!"
 * Describe Tarnished Crown: "Who might this have belonged to?"
 * Describe Rock Lobster: "Their carapace is made of rocks."
 * Describe Clockwork Knight: "An automatic equine."
 * Describe Iron Key: "A key of great curiosity."
 * Describe Dark Petals: "Interesting, these petals seem to have a mind of their own."
 * Describe Clockwork Bishop: "A clockwork clergyman."
 * Describe Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station: "Parts of this are missing."
 * Describe Golden Key: "Which lock does this activate?"
 * Describe Bone Key: "A skull key..."
 * Describe Dragoon Heart: "Dissection complete."
 * Describe Ornate Chest: "An artifact which may contain other artifacts."
 * Describe The 'Sea Legs': "A pirate ship."
 * Describe Maxwell's Light: "How magical!"
 * Describe Razor: "A personal hygiene implement."
 * Describe Wildbore House: "A shelter for the bore."
 * Describe Wildbore Guard: "Suidae swine is looking grim."
 * Describe Toucan: "A species known for its brightly colored bill."
 * Describe Wooden potato thing: "Perplexing hardware..."
 * Describe Fried Drumstick: "Not terribly healthy, but my is it delicious!"
 * Describe Pig King: "He appears to be the leader of the village."
 * Describe Beefalo Horn: "What an excellent specimen! I can almost hear the beefalo."
 * Describe Blue Whale Carcass: "Break down begins."
 * Describe One-man Band: "An impressive improvement to the traditional pipe and tabor."
 * Describe Suspicious Bubbles: "Something big lies beneath."
 * Describe Corn: "Zea mays, a great staple food."
 * Describe Wooden platform thing: "It is an invitation for restoration!"
 * Describe Thulecite Club: "I could hit things with this."
 * Describe Watery Grave: "I wonder how long it's been drifting at sea?"
 * Describe Seashell: "This was once the covering of a marine invertebrate."
 * Describe Limestone Wall: "For limestone construction."
 * Describe Broken clockworks: "Clockwork junk."
 * Describe Burnt Ash Tree: "This tree has been scorched from the heat."
 * Describe Ham Bat: "I'm not sure this was the most efficient use of resources."
 * Describe Fire: "High temperatures! Take caution!"
 * Describe Lying Robot: "Ah, it's a scale replica of that mischievous robot."
 * Describe Eggplant: "A nightshade, specifically Solanum Melongena."
 * Describe Malfunctioning Novelty Ride: "I sense magic here."
 * Describe Top Hat: "How bourgeois."
 * Describe Volcano: "Tectonic activity at its finest!"
 * Describe Pan Flute: "Hollow reeds with harmonic resonance."
 * Describe Spear: "Ancient weapons technology."
 * Describe Stinger: "It tapers to a sharp point."
 * Describe Sealnado: "A vortex of unyielding energy!"
 * Describe Kabobs: "Meat on a stick, what will I think up next?"
 * Describe Tidal Marsh Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Broken Shell: "Pieces of the broken."
 * Describe Watermelon Seeds: "Plant to grow a lanatus."
 * Describe Snakeskin Rug: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Meadow Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Magma Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Waffles: "Salutations, waffles."
 * Describe Fungal Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Sandy Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Skeleton: "An incredibly well preserved human skeleton."
 * Describe Beach Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Yellow Gem: "Perhaps it is similar to Citrine."
 * Describe Brainy Sprout: "Mussidae Brainus."
 * Describe Stuffed Eggplant: "I've cooked this auburgine and packed it with other comestibles."
 * Describe Turbine Blades: "I'll have to research what I can do with these!"
 * Describe \"Ballphin Free\" Tuna: "Preserved fish flesh."
 * Describe Lucky Hat: "It would better suit a pirate than I."
 * Describe Dripple Pipes: "Its music stirs Mother Nature."
 * Describe Grass Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Old Boot: "It is an old boot. I wonder where the other is?"
 * Describe Rawling: "Mr. Chatty Pants."
 * Describe Fishbone: "What sort of fish was this?"
 * Describe Rope: "Maybe I should go back up for some fresh air."
 * Describe Wine Bottle Candle: "Appears well used."
 * Describe Volcano: "The return to more comfortable temperatures!"
 * Describe Shark Fin: "The dorsal fin functions as a stabilizer."
 * Describe Yellow Mosquito Sack: "A healing substance."
 * Describe Sextant: "A device for taking measurements."
 * Describe Grilled Watermelon: "Beautifully grilled."
 * Describe Pumpkin: "Cucurbita pepo."
 * Describe Sand: "Sand always seems to find its way into my books."
 * Describe Manure: "A quantity of animal feces. How fragrant."
 * Describe Brain Cloud Pill: "Curious..."
 * Describe Ancient Vase: "It is adorned with markings."
 * Describe Honeycomb: "Beeswax used for storing honey."
 * Describe Poison Spear: "Now I can administer a toxic bite!"
 * Describe Animal Track: "Animal sign, leading away."
 * Describe Nitre: "Also known as saltpeter."
 * Describe Obsidian Workbench: "Just the spot to learn volcanic craftsmanship."
 * Describe Gnome: "What a positively, delightfully odd little fellow."
 * Describe Orange Soda: "A soda beverage can."
 * Describe Trident: "A tool of ancient legend."
 * Describe Cut Grass: "Some grass cuttings."
 * Describe Treasure Chest: "Looks suspicious..."
 * Describe Obsidian Spear: "This tool generates its own heat."
 * Describe Soggy Monkey: "Excuse me monkey, do you require assistance?"
 * Describe Raft: "Bamboo how-to."
 * Describe Cooked Fish Morsel: "Most nutritious."
 * Describe Tidal Pool: "Tidal pools are fascinating micro ecosystems!"
 * Describe Monster Jerky: "Salty yet satisfying."
 * Describe Fire Staff: "Some kind of fire-throwing contraption."
 * Describe Spyglass: "It collects visible light to better my vision."
 * Describe Star Caller's Staff: "Luckily the star is a manageable size."
 * Describe Pickaxe: "A specialized axe for chipping away at rocks."
 * Describe White Whale Carcass: "There is a harpoon still stuck inside."
 * Describe Wet Goop: "Oh no. No, no, no. This won't do at all."
 * Describe Grassy thing: "A straw lever."
 * Describe Shark Gills: "Gills remove oxygen from water. Wonderful science!"
 * Describe Screw thing: "What might this attach to?"
 * Describe On Tentacles: "Hard to put this one down. It's gripping, frankly."
 * Describe Treeguard: "I... don't even know."
 * Describe Shovel: "It's a shovel. Surely you've seen one before?"
 * Describe Sweet Potato Seeds: "To grow another root vegetable."
 * Describe Hound Mound: "Those bones are foreboding."
 * Describe Carpeted Flooring: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Ball and Cup: "I'd rather use my hands to read a book."
 * Describe Iron Wind: "Now this is boating!"
 * Describe The End is Nigh!: "What could possibly go wrong?"
 * Describe Walrus Tusk: "This would be useful for scrimshaw."
 * Describe Dangling Depth Dweller: "Ah, this species of arachnid has adapted to life on the cave ceiling."
 * Describe Sea Worther: "Looks like a useful mechanical piece."
 * Describe Boat Repair Kit: "Extends the life of aquatic vehicles."
 * Describe Down Feather: "Soft body down! Makes me wish I could sleep."
 * Describe Soaked Candle: "Appears well used."
 * Describe Melty Marbles: "What a lovely set of bottle washers! Too bad they're all melted."
 * Describe Toy Boat: "Is it a boat for ants?"
 * Describe Garland: "How celebratory."
 * Describe Broken clockworks: "Clockwork junk."
 * Describe Obsidian Boulder: "Now this is a tough nut to crack."
 * Describe Taffy: "I don't much care for sweets, but... desperate times."
 * Describe Sextant: "A device for taking measurements."
 * Describe Toy Boat: "Is it a boat for ants?"
 * Describe Trap: "A simple stick-and-basket trap."
 * Describe Blue Gem: "It is cold."
 * Describe Obsidian Axe: "This tool generates its own heat."
 * Describe Magiluminescence: "This amulet is glowing at the mid 530 nanometer wavelength."
 * Describe Torch: "An improvised handheld light."
 * Describe Trawl Net: "For collecting debris at sea."
 * Describe Baby Doydoy: "Reproduction has begun."
 * Describe Spear Gun: "I do appreciate the advantage of a ranged gadget."
 * Describe Poison Speargun: "I do appreciate the advantage of a ranged gadget."
 * Describe Harp Statue: "A simple statue."
 * Describe Poison Snake: "Beware its venomous bite."
 * Describe Tropical Fish: "How colorful."
 * Describe Braised Eggplant: "I present: Braised Solanum Melongena."
 * Describe Magma Pile: "This formation contains gold elements."
 * Describe Snakeskin Sail: "A sail of serpent hide."
 * Describe Snakeskin: "A layer of snake."
 * Describe Sweet Potato: "Kumara!"
 * Describe Biiigfoot: "Prehistoric!"
 * Describe Trail Mix: "Mmmm, natural!"
 * Describe Evil Flower: "It's not often one sees a flower with such a powerful aura."
 * Describe Cobblestones: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Slot Machine: "I'd wager the outcome is chancy."
 * Describe Cat Tail: "A flexible torso appendage."
 * Describe Feather Hat: "Not quite the genuine article, but I might fool some birds."
 * Describe Foliage: "These may have some nutritional value."
 * Describe Blueprint: "A detailed technical drawing."
 * Describe Poison Mosquito: "The pierce of that insect administers poison."
 * Describe Slurtle: "A mineral-devouring gastropod."
 * Describe Roasted Carrot: "Daucus carota, roasted to perfection."
 * Describe Lichen: "This won't last long."
 * Describe Obsidian Armour: "Be careful, it's sharp!"
 * Describe Thatch Sail: "For wind powered travel."
 * Describe Durian Seeds: "Even the seeds of the Durio Zibethinus smell a bit."
 * Describe Broken AAC Device: "Don't step on it!"
 * Describe Sharkitten: "The offspring seem quite harmless, dear."
 * Describe Debris: "Remains of a sea vessel."
 * Describe Gunpowder Barrel: "An explosive chemical reaction will occur when triggered."
 * Describe Roasted Seaweed: "Very high in protein."
 * Describe Marsh Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Seaweed: "I'll admit, I'm not much of a phycologist."
 * Describe Bottle Lantern: "A portable source of visible light."
 * Describe Sea Trap: "Place it near the creature's den."
 * Describe Cut Stone: "Some smoothed rock slabs."
 * Describe Opulent Pickaxe: "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this mines."
 * Describe Magic Seal: "The young seal has left a gift!"
 * Describe Bacon and Eggs: "My stomach is aching. Blue eggs and bacon!"
 * Describe Poison Frog: "Watch out!"
 * Describe Summer Frest: "It'll keep me moderately cool."
 * Describe Seagull: "A scavenger of the Laridae Birdus family."
 * Describe Hound's Tooth: "Made of calcium and brimstone."
 * Describe Seagull: "A scavenger of the Laridae Birdus family."
 * Describe Elephant Cactus Stump: "This plant is hibernating."
 * Describe Seaweed: "Marine algae."
 * Describe Cooked Morsel: "It is slightly more appetizing when cooked."
 * Describe Flower Salad: "Plenty of nutrients!"
 * Describe Bat Bat: "Interesting. This weapon appears to be alive."
 * Describe Sandbag: "A flood prevention tactic."
 * Describe Sandbag: "A flood prevention tactic."
 * Describe Sandbag: "Most absorbent."
 * Describe Cave Lichen: "A symbiote! A fungus and a phycobiontic bacteria."
 * Describe Sandbag: "Most absorbent."
 * Describe Mussel Bouillabaise: "Clam soup."
 * Describe Slurtle Mound: "A gastropod pod."
 * Describe Sea Sack: "Keeps my provisions and books cool!"
 * Describe Limpets: "Patella vulgata."
 * Describe Charcoal Boulder: "A carbon rich resource."
 * Describe Rain Coat: "Totally non-porous."
 * Describe Sandy Pile: "The delicate dune shape is formed by the winds."
 * Describe Luxury Fan: "This will induce quite an airflow!"
 * Describe Durian: "Aha, the Durio Zibethinus. It really does reek."
 * Describe Eye of the Tiger Shark: "The lens of a giant creature."
 * Describe Fish Tacos: "Oh, I do like a spot of spice on my fish."
 * Describe Pumpkin Lantern: "Carving the Cucurbita pepo is such a nice pastime."
 * Describe Breezy Vest: "Durable outerwear."
 * Describe Hardened Rubber Bung: "It reminds me of my bath tub. I could use a long soak."
 * Describe Cat Cap: "Not quite like Crockett's, but it'll do."
 * Describe Small Jerky: "High sodium content."
 * Describe Petals: "I've made some potpourri."
 * Describe Poisonous Hole: "Keep your distance. Airborne toxins are released at regular intervals."
 * Describe Snurtle: "A rare variant of gastropod."
 * Describe Pirate Hat: "When in Rome!"
 * Describe Glommer's Goop: "It appears to be quite volatile."
 * Describe Dragoon: "These lizards can withstand great temperatures."
 * Describe Pirate Ghost: "Paranormal pirate activity."
 * Describe Guano Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Chiminea: "Invented by an astute meteorologist!"
 * Describe Peg Leg: "What a curious object to use as a weapon..."
 * Describe Koalefant Trunk: "A utilitarian proboscis."
 * Describe Peacock: "Pavo cristatus."
 * Describe Tropical Fan: "This will induce quite an airflow!"
 * Describe Parrot: "It is a colorful tropical bird."
 * Describe Watermelon: "Citrullus lanatus."
 * Describe Fruit Medley: "What a nice selection of fruit!"
 * Describe Bamboo Root: "It requires soil to grow."
 * Describe Touch Stone: "There is something unnatural about that stone."
 * Describe Monster Tartare: "Monster meat dressed up fancy."
 * Describe Fish: "Some kind of whitefish, I believe."
 * Describe Palm Leaf Hut: "A nice relief from the sun's gaze."
 * Describe Particulate Purifier: "The calcium carbonate cleanses the surrounding air particles."
 * Describe Mosquito Sack: "The stomach of a Culicidae, brimming with blood."
 * Describe Cave Spider: "An arachnid with a thick carapace."
 * Describe Horn: "The mammal dropped a horn."
 * Describe Water Beefalo: "They do become a bit smelly when wet."
 * Describe Toasted Seeds: "A toasted embryonic plant treat!"
 * Describe Yaarctopus: "He is the center of this ecosystem."
 * Describe Ice Cream: "Nothing like a book and a bowl of ice cream."
 * Describe Octo Chest: "Looks as though it's been sitting at the bottom of the reef."
 * Describe Voodoo Doll: "A tribal artifact."
 * Describe Guardian's Horn: "An amazingly large horn. I wonder if the nightmare helped fuel the growth."
 * Describe Machete: "Used for hacking through the brush."
 * Describe Obsidian Speargun: "This tool generates its own heat."
 * Describe Obsidian Machete: "This tool generates its own heat."
 * Describe Obsidian Fire Pit: "To keep quite warm."
 * Describe Obsidian Coconade: "A very powerful explosive projectile."
 * Describe Stink Ray: "Look at that wingspan!"
 * Describe Cactus Spike: "Think like a cactus."
 * Describe Bile-Covered Slop: "Regurgitated sea life! None for me thanks."
 * Describe Sleepytime Stories: "Warm milk in book form."
 * Describe Mussel Stick: "To harvest mollusks."
 * Describe Monster Meat: "I don't think it's safe to eat this."
 * Describe Cooked Mussel: "Don't eat the shell."
 * Describe Hail: "Some storms have produced hail the size of cantaloupes."
 * Describe Koalefant Trunk Steak: "Unpalatable, but high in protein."
 * Describe Night Light: "Curiously luminescent."
 * Describe Sea Hound: "Keep your voice down!"
 * Describe Fist Full of Jam: "I'd love some toast to put this jam on. Oh well."
 * Describe Ice Cube: "A perfect cube of ice."
 * Describe Cloth Sail: "An organic form of transportation."
 * Describe Broken clockworks: "Clockwork junk."
 * Describe Empty Bottle: "I do like when there is a manuscript inside."
 * Describe Message in a Bottle: "I am intrigued!"
 * Describe Metal potato thing: "Neither fully organic nor inorganic!"
 * Describe Fishermerm: "This one has sophisticated harvesting skills."
 * Describe Green Cap: "I believe this one is just food."
 * Describe Bamboo: "A high strength product."
 * Describe Sewing Kit: "A simple implement for domestic tasks."
 * Describe Boat Lantern: "My oceanic night light."
 * Describe Carrot: "Daucus carota. Edible, and delicious."
 * Describe Stalagmite: "A strange rock formation."
 * Describe Headstone: "The pockets of explorers past."
 * Describe Magma Pile: "What lies beneath?"
 * Describe Steamer Trunk: "Someone has lost their luggage."
 * Describe Log Raft: "A crude nautical vehicle."
 * Describe Delicious Wobster: "Dinner is served!"
 * Describe Cactus Flower: "Reminds me of Burrows. A favorite at the library."
 * Describe Batilisk: "A flying mammal."
 * Describe Ice Box: "It is a crude heat exchanger."
 * Describe Dead Wobster: "I might as well eat it now."
 * Describe Wobster Den: "Home to the arthropod."
 * Describe Meaty Stew: "Not quite how mum used to make, but it smells great!"
 * Describe Light Bulb: "Is this animal or vegetable?"
 * Describe Krampus Sack: "It seems bigger inside than out."
 * Describe Fried Tallbird Egg: "Full of cholesterol."
 * Describe Cooked Green Cap: "Chemistry has happened."
 * Describe Row Boat: "My vessel for marine research."
 * Describe Cooked Limpets: "Cooked Patella vulgata."
 * Describe Regular Jungle Tree: "Magic botany at its finest."
 * Describe Quacken Tentacle: "Mind the muscular hydrostats!"
 * Describe Nightmare Fuel: "Ectoplasmic residue."
 * Describe Chest of the Depths: "I hope there is not a tiny kraken hiding inside."
 * Describe Quacken: "Octopodes have numerous defensive strategies."
 * Describe Snazzy Pitchfork: "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this tills."
 * Describe Flower: "It's a wildflower. I'm unfamiliar with the species."
 * Describe Stone Wall: "That is quite secure."
 * Describe Hot Pumpkin: "Cooked Cucurbita pepo. Gooey and delicious."
 * Describe Slurper: "A classic example of symbiosis."
 * Describe Doydoy Feather: "A bit of plumage."
 * Describe Dead Jellyfish: "Mind you don't step in that."
 * Describe Cooked Jellyfish: "I have made it edible with a controlled chemical reaction."
 * Describe Walking Cane: "I'm no rabologist."
 * Describe Jellyfish: "Jellyfish, the most ancient of multi-organ creatures."
 * Describe Grave: "The pockets of explorers past."
 * Describe Webber's Skull: "That is a most unusual skull."
 * Describe Rope: "A short length of strong hemp rope."
 * Describe Wooden Flooring: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Palm Leaf: "It fell from the palm."
 * Describe Deciduous Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe One True Earring: "Not my style."
 * Describe Sail Stick: "I can use this to my advantage in a storm."
 * Describe Spilagmite: "This is the source of the spider infestation."
 * Describe Fresh Fruit Crepes: "Sticky fingers will ensue."
 * Describe Krissure: "What a stunning biological display!"
 * Describe Treeguard: "I... don't even know."
 * Describe Plant: "A multicellular eukaryote."
 * Describe Fish Morsel: "Fish flesh."
 * Describe Raw Fish: "An odoros slab of fish meat."
 * Describe Limestone Wall: "A bit of protection."
 * Describe Orange Gem: "It looks like a Spessartite garnet."
 * Describe Cloth: "A very fine weave."
 * Describe Catcoon: "A sort of a wildcat."
 * Describe Maxwell Statue: "It's a visage of the man who trapped me here."
 * Describe Ancient statue: "This seems mystically aligned to the world."
 * Describe Prickly Elephant Cactus: "Its defenses are up!"
 * Describe Flint: "A hard nodule of quartz."
 * Describe Bottlenose Ballphin: "What an adorable cetacean!"
 * Describe Elephant Cactus: "It requires soil to grow."
 * Describe Crimson Feather: "Feather of Cardinalis."
 * Describe Azure Feather: "It looks like a feather of Cardinalis, but white."
 * Describe Windbreaker: "Pink is not really my color."
 * Describe Accomploshrine: "I feel a compulsive urge to activate it, again and again."
 * Describe Cut Reeds: "Some rush cuttings."
 * Describe Dubloons: "Aha! The currency of pirates."
 * Describe Electric Milk: "Tantalizing!"
 * Describe Thulecite Wall: "My pockets must be bigger on the inside."
 * Describe Dragoon Saliva: "Mind yourself on that!"
 * Describe Krampus: "It's a mythological holiday monster."
 * Describe Ratatouille: "Nicoise, so nutritious!"
 * Describe Hibearnation Vest: "Whatever it was, its pelt makes for a fine garment."
 * Describe Melted Mini Glacier: "It must have melted due to its small size."
 * Describe Damaged Knight: "Its nightmare fueled surroundings seem to have corrupted its programming."
 * Describe Mud Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Woodlegs' Cage: "How did you get in there, scruffy sir?"
 * Describe Dragoon Egg: "What could be living within this igneous rock?"
 * Describe Dragoon Den: "Could use a little tidying up."
 * Describe Box thing: "An electrical charge regulator."
 * Describe Sport Fishing Rod: "Access to the aquatic food chain."
 * Describe Damaged Bishop: "Such exhilaratingly complex technology."
 * Describe Dumbrella: "Two tiers of shelter!"
 * Describe Fried Doydoy Egg: "Green eggs and ham."
 * Describe Thulecite Fragments: "I could combine these to create a larger piece."
 * Describe Doydoy Egg: "Nature always finds a way."
 * Describe Thick Fur: "My, my! That is thick."
 * Describe Doydoy: "What a fascinating species!"
 * Describe Eyeshot: "I prefer the flup in this form."
 * Describe Guacamole: "I always make guacamole for science day at the library."
 * Describe Venom Gland: "A useful substance for poison prevention."
 * Describe Living Log: "This log is special."
 * Describe Glommer's Wings: "The fins of that strange specimen."
 * Describe Shelmet: "It provides protection."
 * Describe Cutlass Supreme: "Careful, it's sharp."
 * Describe Crabbit Den: "A burrowing creature resides here."
 * Describe Coral Reef: "I adore marine invertebrates!"
 * Describe Honey Poultice: "Medicinal dressings."
 * Describe Coral: "A chunk of calcium carbonate."
 * Describe Dessicated Tentacle: "A muscular hydrostat that's been sat near something hygroscopic."
 * Describe Coffee: "I do love a cup of coffee and a good book."
 * Describe Coconut: "What an enormous seed!"
 * Describe Plant: "A swamp-dwelling rhizome."
 * Describe Cargo Boat: "I can store a few extra books aboard."
 * Describe X Marks the Spot: "My curiosity is getting the better of me!"
 * Describe Brain of Thought: "Bright ideas shape the future!"
 * Describe Joy of Volcanology: "Rainus Magmus!"
 * Describe Cave Rock Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Boat Torch: "To better observe the nocturnal sea life."
 * Describe Tiny Rocketship: "This spacecraft looks to have inadequate thermal controls."
 * Describe Swordfish: "Looks a tad less ferocious this way."
 * Describe Blubber: "A buoyant and lipid-rich substance."
 * Describe Lantern: "A refuelable light source."
 * Describe Mismatched Buttons: "Hmm, don't think I'm missing any buttons at the moment."
 * Describe Dev Tool: "Most unnatural!"
 * Describe Slurper Pelt: "This must be useful for something."
 * Describe Eel: "It's an eel."
 * Describe Maxwell's Mosquito Trap: "A dangerous mine filled with Culicidae."
 * Describe Electric Isosceles: "I don't believe in mysterious occurrences."
 * Describe Baby Beefalo: "Look at his widdle face! (ahem!)"
 * Describe Elephant Cactus: "A succulent atop a volcano, most interesting."
 * Describe Marble Pillar: "It shows the touch of a Roman artisan. How amazing."
 * Describe Cooked Banana: "Somewhat better."
 * Describe Armoured Boat: "A strong vessel."
 * Describe Viney Bush Root: "It requires soil to grow."
 * Describe Fake Kazoo: "A fake membranophone."
 * Describe Life Jacket: "Safety first!"
 * Describe Seashell Suit: "Prevents ailment from poisonous bites."
 * Describe Shark Tooth Crown: "The crown of teeth."
 * Describe Purple Gem: "It gives off a strange aura."
 * Describe Cactus Armour: "This allows anonymity with the cacti."
 * Describe Cooked Blue Cap: "Chemistry has happened."
 * Describe Pierogi: "A wonderfully bland dumpling."
 * Describe Froggle Bunwich: "Not typically served on a sandwich, but I'll give it a go!"
 * Describe Honey Ham: "Honey was the only sweetener I used for this lovely ham."
 * Describe Butterfly Wings: "Wings from a captured butterfly."
 * Describe Belt of Hunger: "A disgusting and magical garment."
 * Describe Scales: "Scales from an insect? Unheard of!"
 * Describe Maxwell: "What a rude gentleman."
 * Describe Sweet Potato Souffle: "Quite delicious."
 * Describe Tentacle Spots: "Hmmm, reproductive organs."
 * Describe Melonsicle: "The melon is entirely encased in an ice lattice."
 * Describe Skullchest: "A container resembling a cranium."
 * Describe Thulecite Crown: "A bit gaudy for my tastes, but it seems useful."
 * Describe Blue Whale: "I do love marine mammals!"
 * Describe Damaged Rook: "It looks like it could break apart at any moment."
 * Describe Tumbleweed: "A dried collection of plant matter."
 * Describe The Lazy Explorer: "Handy over small distances."
 * Describe Pig Torch: "I wonder how it's fueled."
 * Describe Construction Amulet: "I don't know what that is."
 * Describe Boat Cannon: "For combat at sea, I presume."
 * Describe Bucket-o-poop: "A bucket of animal feces. Pungent."
 * Describe Turkey Dinner: "What a nice roast."
 * Describe Doydoy Nest: "Is it a decoy device?"
 * Describe Blue Mushtree: "A tree with a fungal parasite."
 * Describe Papyrus: "Thin sheets of cellulose and lignin."
 * Describe Healing Salve: "A natural disinfectant."
 * Describe Seashell: "Look what the tide brought in!"
 * Describe The Lazy Forager: "The gem fades with each use."
 * Describe Wes: "Poor sod is being held here by those statues."
 * Describe Red Hound: "That hound is more dangerous than the others."
 * Describe Gunpowder: "Knowledge is power!"
 * Describe Spiderhat: "With this I should be able to exert psionic control over the spiders."
 * Describe Pumpkin Seeds: "Pepitas."
 * Describe Prime Ape: "These little apes are very cunning."
 * Describe Rot: "It is heavy with bacteria."
 * Describe Marble: "A statuesque rock."
 * Describe Clockwork Rook: "A clockwork castle."
 * Describe Morning Star: "I wonder if it's named for Venus?"
 * Describe Killer Bee Hive: "I had better keep my distance."
 * Describe Frog Legs: "They're still twitching a bit."
 * Describe Tiger Shark: "Selachii Felidae. A very large one!"
 * Describe Volcano Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Ancient Pseudoscience Station: "A monument to some long dead god."
 * Describe Dwarf Star: "Perhaps a larger staff would summon a larger star."
 * Describe Marble Tree: "Amazing. A tree made entirely of marble."
 * Describe Sweet Potato: "A root vegetable."
 * Describe Basalt: "Material of great density!"
 * Describe Deerclops Eyeball: "I feel a vague sense of accomplishment."
 * Describe Bones: "The endoskeleton of Canis lupus, definitely not familiaris."
 * Describe Tentacle: "A horror waiting in the mud."
 * Describe Ice: "Solid state of water."
 * Describe Beehive: "The natural home of the bee."
 * Describe Wee MacTusk: "The juvenile is not as aggressive."
 * Describe Fern: "A lovely ornamental plant."
 * Describe Hound: "That hound is not domesticated."
 * Describe Cooked Leafy Meat: "I feel better about eating this now."
 * Describe Limestone Suit: "A suit of skeletal fragments from the ocean floor."
 * Describe Red Gem: "It is warm."
 * Describe Crank thing: "It applies basic mechanical principles."
 * Describe Piggyback: "A face only necessity could love."
 * Describe Dirt Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Chester: "A motile storage chest."
 * Describe Guano: "More metabolic byproduct."
 * Describe Puffy Vest: "Ample protection against the elements."
 * Describe Prime Ape Hut: "A monkey habitat."
 * Describe Winter Koalefant Trunk: "A specimen of leather and fur."
 * Describe Sapling: "It requires soil to grow."
 * Describe Suspicious Dirt Pile: "Unhygienic!"
 * Describe Mangrove: "This tree species is salt tolerant!"
 * Describe Tallbird Egg: "It requires incubation."
 * Describe Thatch Pack: "I can store a few books in here."
 * Describe Shoal: "I spy ectothermic aquatic creatures below!"
 * Describe Pig Skin: "The haunch of a semi-intelligent bipedal pig."
 * Describe Snake Oil: "The usefulness of this substance remains uncertain."
 * Describe Axe: "A dual inclined plane attached to a lever."
 * Describe Frazzled Wires: "A tangled mess of wires, not much good for anything."
 * Describe Gord's Knot: "Oh, I just love the bard."
 * Describe Snakeskin Jacket: "Fauna inspired rain wear."
 * Describe Fleshy Bulb: "Now I can move the plant as I wish."
 * Describe Volcano Staff: "I can feel it rumbling with volcanic pressure."
 * Describe Cooked Meat: "It is slightly more appetizing when cooked."
 * Describe Coffee Plant: "It requires soil to grow."
 * Describe Jet Feather: "Feather of Corvus."
 * Describe Beefalo Hat: "This hat is hideous."
 * Describe Large Ornate Chest: "That chest is absolutely marvelous."
 * Describe Winter Hat: "I knit it myself."
 * Describe Gears: "Various cogs and wheels."
 * Describe Sleek Hat: "Somewhat prehistoric looking."
 * Describe Beard Hair: "This is human facial hair."
 * Describe Batilisk Wing: "Technically edible."
 * Describe Maxwell's Head: "I wish he wouldn't do that."
 * Describe Fishermerm's Hut: "An amphibious shack."
 * Describe Meatballs: "A pile of processed meat. Who knows what went into this."
 * Describe Ring thing: "A torus of alloys and wiring."
 * Describe Spider Eggs: "A highly portable spider egg sack."
 * Describe Cooked Sweet Potato: "Grilled kumara."
 * Describe Telelocator Staff: "The gem appears to focus the nightmare fuel."
 * Describe Spider Gland: "This gland secretes a mildly toxic venom."
 * Describe Spiky Bush: "It requires soil to grow."
 * Describe Berry Bush: "It requires soil to grow."
 * Describe Drumstick: "A leg of poultry."
 * Describe Koalefant: "Koalefanta Proboscidea in thick winter pelage."
 * Describe Dried Jellyfish: "What an inventive preserve."
 * Describe Fashion Melon: "That's certainly one thing you could do with a watermelon."
 * Describe Seal: "Now how did you cause all that trouble?"
 * Describe License Plate: "What does this inscription mean?"
 * Describe Honey: "Sweetened plant nectar."
 * Describe Pretty Parasol: "A dainty parasol that will provide some moderate protection."
 * Describe Bee Mine: "A dangerous mine filled with Antophila."
 * Describe Beekeeper Hat: "Appropriate protective equipment is a must!"
 * Describe Maxwell's Phonograph: "It appears to have no power source."
 * Describe Packim Baggims: "Hello feathered apprentice!"
 * Describe Cooked Red Cap: "Chemistry has happened."
 * Describe Red Cap: "Red usually indicates poison."
 * Describe Corn Seeds: "These maize seeds will grow in many climates."
 * Describe Dogfish: "Canis fishus."
 * Describe Butter: "Lepidopterous lipids?"
 * Describe Vine: "A common jungle vine."
 * Describe Spoiled Fish: "The fish matter is breaking down."
 * Describe Jerky: "Salty yet satisfying."
 * Describe Cooked Eel: "This eel has been cooked."
 * Describe Rocky Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Morsel: "It's a small, raw piece of meat."
 * Describe Sliced Pomegranate: "Punica granatum is so nice when it's warmed up."
 * Describe Wood Wall: "Deployable pickets."
 * Describe Grass Tuft: "It requires soil to grow."
 * Describe Rocks: "A handful of assorted rocks."
 * Describe Swimming Horror: "Oh dear, I'm seeing things..."
 * Describe Eggplant Seeds: "Seed of aubergine."
 * Describe Cave Banana: "All of them are genetically identical."
 * Describe Spider Den: "Fascinating. These spiders have a communal hive."
 * Describe Blue Hound: "What a strange, cold beast."
 * Describe Old Bell: "Quiet! This is a library!"
 * Describe Swamp Turf: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Grass Suit: "Surprisingly effective with enough layers."
 * Describe Mandrake Soup: "Mandragora officinarum, prepared as a soup in the name of discovery."
 * Describe Backpack: "I could fit many books in here."
 * Describe Luxury Machete: "The most malleable of metals, but let's see how this slices."
 * Describe Pomegranate Seeds: "Seeds of Punica granatum, separated from their arils."
 * Describe Nightmare Lock: "Now I just need a key."
 * Describe Fishsticks: "Give me some tartar sauce and I'm in heaven."
 * Describe Life Giving Amulet: "A relic from another time."
 * Describe Spitter: "An arachnid that spits projectiles."
 * Describe Ring thing: "An organic nut to a bolt?"
 * Describe Hammer: "A worker's tool."
 * Describe Feather Lite Sail: "Sail plumage."
 * Describe Tooth Trap: "It's covered with a thin film of canine digestive fluid."
 * Describe Ukulele: "How melodic."
 * Describe Pomegranate: "Punica granatum. Watery, sweet and a bit sour."
 * Describe Umbrella: "A simple apparatus for keeping dry."
 * Describe Nightmare Throne: "What an intimidating chair."
 * Describe Wobster: "A most interesting invertebrate."
 * Describe Applied Horticulture: "Dead plants tied together to help me help alive plants."
 * Describe Carrot Seeds: "Seed of Daucus carota."
 * Describe Glow Berry: "It's softer than I would've thought."
 * Describe Carrot: "Daucus carota is a root vegetable."
 * Describe Dried Seaweed: "I've dried the algae."
 * Describe Scaled Chest: "Scales! Scales are the winner!"
 * Describe Dark Sword: "Transdimensional weaponry."
 * Describe Night Armour: "Protective shroud which transfers attacks to another dimension."
 * Describe Marble Suit: "An interesting choice of materials."
 * Describe Electrical Doodad: "This is quite advanced technology."
 * Describe Tentacle Spike: "Never grab the pointy end."
 * Describe Big Tentacle: "I wonder how they breed?"
 * Describe Gold Nugget: "A small lump of gold. Atomic number 79."
 * Describe Meat: "I normally wouldn't eat this raw."
 * Describe Dragon Fruit: "Hylocereus Undatus, or Pitahaya Blanca."
 * Describe Sunken Boat: "A shipwreck, looks to be useless."
 * Describe Eye Plant: "I believe they are controlled by the larger plant."
 * Describe Pond: "A small, but deep freshwater pond."
 * Describe Pumpkin Cookies: "Pumpkin biscuits, goody!"
 * Describe Deadly Feast: "I'm not sure that's good to eat."
 * Describe Checkered Flooring: "The ground. You step on it."
 * Describe Green Mushtree: "My word! A huge Mycena silvaelucens."
 * Describe Thulecite Suit: "A hardy Thulecite armor."
 * Describe Light Flower: "You could read by that light."
 * Describe Fur Roll: "I'm not sleeping on the ground."
 * Describe Bone Shards: "Remnants of a life well lived."
 * Describe Cooked Batilisk Wing: "Technically edible."
 * Describe Houndius Shootius: "The magic of the two beasts has been concentrated by the Thulecite."
 * Describe Monkey: "They produce quite an odor."
 * Describe Ice Staff: "Some kind of ice-throwing contraption."
 * Describe Monkey Barrel: "This appears to be the home of several primates."
 * Describe Mosling: "I suppose that's approximately what I expected."
 * Announce Whale Hunt Beast Nearby: "What lies past those bubbles?!"
 * Announce Volcano Erupt: "The Earth's mantle is churning!"
 * Announce Treasure: "Behold! Gold."
 * Announce Trawl Full: "This netting can contain no more."
 * Announce Sharx: "Houndus Selachii! What a fascinating nuisance."
 * Announce Deerclops: "That sounds quite large!"
 * Announce Charlie Attack: "OUCH! Something bit me!"
 * Announce Moretreasure: "An excess of treasure!"
 * Announce Crab Escape: "Clever crustacean!"
 * Announce Boat Damaged: "My boat matter is breaking down!"
 * Announce Toomanybirds: "It doesn't work as well with this many birds around."
 * Announce Torch Out: "I need another light."
 * Announce Nosleeponfire: "Even if I could sleep, those temperatures are highly unsafe."
 * Announce Mosquitos: "Cursed bloodsuckers!"
 * Announce Other World Treasure: "I'm afraid these coordinates do not pertain to this world."
 * Announce Hot: "The ambient temperature is high."
 * Announce Wormhole: "A detailed lesson in biology!"
 * Announce Highresearch: "My my, that was extremely interesting!"
 * Announce Bees: "Stinging nasties!"
 * Announce Nodaysleep Cave: "These caves don't make it any easier to sleep."
 * Announce Thorns: "Dang spinose structure!"
 * Announce Other World Plant: "It won't be possible for it to grow properly here."
 * Announce Burnt: "First degree, at least!"
 * Announce Accomplishment: "It's not there yet!"
 * Announce No Trap: "A cinch!"
 * Announce Knockedout: "Oof, that's one way to get some rest, I suppose."
 * Announce Enter Light: "It is bright enough to see."
 * Announce Hounds: "Something is approaching."
 * Announce Wet: "I wonder what my body's saturation point is..."
 * Announce Pecked: "Settle down, this instant!"
 * Announce Charlie: "Did you hear that?"
 * Combat Quit Generic: "Well, that's over."
 * Announce Nodaysleep: "I can hardly get to sleep at night, nevermind during the day."