Talk:Characters/@comment-6397208-20130722195054/@comment-69.163.94.204-20140607044450

IF webber WANTED to "get out of the spider", all he would need is a knife, and some coordination. He would, however, stink to hell, get sunburns WHILE INDOORS, have severe arthritis from constant compression at a young age, and live one of the WORST, albeit briefest, social lives EVER. he DOESN'T want to "get out".