Talk:Garland/@comment-69.248.132.51-20130804044556/@comment-114.30.105.236-20130818155441

Eat it when something stupid happens.

For example, "If that wall doesn't stop Deerclops, I'll eat my hat! Err, I mean eat my garland!"

At least that's what I gather happens occasionally. People are always talking about eating their hats on TV, or they used to for a time. Eating one's hat appears to have gone out of fashion in favour of other things, such as raping yourself with a giant dildo.

For example, "If that wall doesn't stop Deerclops, I'll jam I giant dildo up my arse and ride it till the cows come home!"

Riding things till the cows come home is also no longer fashionable, but you get the idea.

But, since there are no giant dildos currently available in Don't Starve (watch for the "Dirtier Than Your Momma's Dildo!" unofficial update coming out later this year!), I'd stick with hat-eating. Or garland-eating, since you can't chow down on the other headwear. Or mix it up a bit by eating your weapon (hambat)!