Sanity

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Not Quite!

I drink z beer from z glass

but das boring. Das Boot Oooo yaaahh Das more like it keep pouring

I have z German accent So of course I love beer But how much can z boot hold Eins, Zwei, Drei? Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier!

Da Da Das Boot Da Da Das Boot Da Da Das Boot Das Boot

I have z beer and so I need Z light snack A giant pretzel, totally perfect Cheese goes nicely with that

Now I'm all dirty And tired And probably need z shower Energy drink should do I just need more than five hours

Da Da Das Boot Da Da Das Boot Da Da Das Boot So very totally cool

I wake up early and I hunger for breakfast Butter milk pancakes, sausage, eggs, bacon sugar and cinnamon. And for lunch I want z wiener schnitzel Ooo yaaah! Gotta have z surf with my turf And wash it down with z butter

Then for dinner it's simple I always eat z same thing Sauerbraten, Goulash, Bratwurst, Spätzle, Hasenpfeffer, and Mayo

To top it all off I think z cake looks amazing But there's just one thing I'd change I sink it goes without saying

Da Da Das Boot Da Da Das Boot Da Da Das Boot

Da Da Das Boot Da Da Das Boot Da Da Das Boot Uuhhnngg!

Temporal Sanity Table

 * Monsters drain more sanity when playing as Wolfgang.

Insanity

 * Lighting starts to become desaturated. ( &le; 100% sanity) Near total insanity, it even dims.
 * Mr. Skits starts to appear &le; 160
 * Eyes will appear in darkness. ( &le; 60% of max character's sanity)
 * The screen starts to shake (nausea). ( &le; 60% of max character's sanity)
 * Shadow watchers and night hands start to appear at night. &le; 130
 * Crawling Horrors and Terrorbeaks will become visible ( &le; 100).
 * You start to hear the insanity ambience ( ≤ 50% of max character's sanity) but it's so quiet, you can only hear it with headphones or by turning the volume up. It gets louder when your sanity drops.
 * Rabbits will turn into beardlings. Bunnymen turn into Beardlords. ( &le; 40% of max character's sanity)
 * You begin to hear whispering. ( &le; ?% of max character's sanity)
 * The screen is surrounded by black tendrils. When insane ( &le; 30), the tendrils turn red, presumably indicating a headache.
 * Crawling Horrors and Terrorbeaks will start to attack ( &le; 30).
 * Your character starts holding his/her head in their hands and nod back and forth.
 * In the options you can turn off distortion, resulting in the blurry effect on the edges not playing.