Wolfgang quotes

"I AM MIGHTY!"

- Wolfgang

This page lists Wolfgang's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

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 * Axe- "Chop!"
 * Luxury Axe- "Fancy axe more good for chop."
 * Shovel- "Dirt Spoon!"
 * Regal Shovel- "Fancy shovel is good hole maker."
 * Pickaxe- "Pick!"
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "Fancy pickaxe do better smash."
 * Razor- "My skin is too strong for hairs!"
 * Razor (can't shave)- "That cannot be shaved."
 * Razor (nothing left)- "I cannot shave when there are no hairs."
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I will wait until he is not looking."
 * Hammer- "Needs sickle!"
 * Pitchfork- "Reminds me of childhood."

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 * Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Good bye dark times!"
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "Is too much fire!"
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Is good fire!"
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire is not hot enough."
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "The darkness is coming!"
 * Campfire and Fire Pit (burned out)- "Uh oh. It turned off."
 * Torch- "I attack night with fire stick."
 * Torch (run out)- "Oh no! The light is gone!"
 * Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."
 * Miner Hat (run out)- "Oh no! The light is gone!"
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Now is actual head! Wolfgang afraid!"
 * Lantern- "It keeps me safe from dark."

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 * Backpack- "Is for carry more thing."
 * Piggyback- "Smelly bag!"
 * Bird Trap- "I will catch bird!"
 * Bug Net- "Catch bugs."
 * Fishing Rod- "Is for get fishy from pond place."
 * Straw Roll- "Nap time!"
 * Fur Roll- "So comfy!"
 * Tent- "It is time for a mighty nap."
 * Trap- "No trap can hold me!"
 * Honey Poultice- "I can fix me!"
 * Healing Salve- "It makes me feel alive."
 * Heat Stone- "This round rock is like my head!"
 * Heat Stone (cold)- "Cold rock is useless!"
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "It's nice to touch."
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "Is finally hot enough!"
 * Umbrella- "The rain hurts my mighty skin."
 * Compass- Depends on location.

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 * Crock Pot- "Empty pot make Wolfgang think hungry thoughts."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This take long time."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Is almost cook!"
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Is time to eat!"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "I will grow mighty crops here!"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Grow my little friends! Grow!"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "Dirt is not dirty enough to make plants."
 * Ice Box- "Box what makes cold!"
 * Drying Rack- "I can dry meat!"
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Dry meaty things! Dry!"
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "Yum, meaty leather!"

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 * Science Machine- "I am not sure how I feel about... science."
 * Alchemy Engine- "I am not sure how I feel about... science."
 * Winterometer- "Cold go up! Red go down!
 * Rainometer- "Splish! Splash!"
 * Lightning Rod- "Is wire in sky!"
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "Ooooh, sparks!"
 * Gunpowder- "Boom pepper!"

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 * Spear- "It gave me a sliver."
 * Ham Bat- "Is still good."
 * Boomerang- "Boom! A rang! Ha!"
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Why you hurt me throwing stick?
 * Blow Dart- "Dart do pain to enemies."
 * Sleep Dart- "Dart do sleeping to enemies."
 * Fire Dart- "Careful, Wolfgang."
 * Football Helmet- "Is hat for make tackling."
 * Grass Suit- "Is prickly."
 * Logsuit- "Is almost strong as belly!"
 * Marble Suit- "I tie rocks to muscles."
 * Bee Mine- "Is ball full of anger bees."
 * Tooth Trap- "It bites bottoms from below!"
 * Shelmet- "Keeps my head safe."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "Is sticky inside."

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 * Bee Box- "Bees!"
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "Bees!"
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "Is ready for harvest!"
 * Bee Box (full with honey)- "Is ready for harvest!"
 * Birdcage- "Is home for my birdies."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Hello birdie!"
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "I should be quiet!"
 * Pig House- "The door is too small for me."
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Where did he go?"
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "Hey! come out here, pig man!"
 * Hay Wall (inventory)- "Scratchy straws!"
 * Hay Wall (placed)- "Wall is made of grass!"
 * Wood Wall (inventory)- "Pokey sticks!"
 * Wood Wall (placed)- "Hello, pointy sticks!"
 * Stone Wall (inventory)- "Piles of rocks!"
 * Stone Wall (placed)- "Wall is strong like me!"
 * Chest- "I put my stuff in there!"
 * Chest (full)-It's full.
 * Chest (not allowed to store, like backpack)-It's full.
 * Sign- "Is no time for reading signs!"

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 * Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."
 * Carpeted Flooring- "It's surprisingly scratchy."
 * Cobblestones- "Hastily cobbled stones."
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "These are pretty snazzy."
 * Turfs- "A chunk of ground."

TabRefine.pnge

 * Rope- "Strong! Like me!"
 * Boards- "I break log to make board!"
 * Cut Stone- "I crush rock to make brick!"
 * Papyrus- "Is like paper"
 * Purple Gem- "Prettier rock."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "Scary stuff."

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 * Meat Effigy- "I'm not going to die."
 * Shadow Manipulator- "What has Wolfgang done?"
 * Prestihatitator- "Hat not just for head."
 * Pan Flute- "I can play folk song."
 * Night Light- "Is strange glow."
 * Night Armour- "Is like wearing scary little rag!"
 * Dark Sword- "Is real? Is not real? Is sharp!"
 * One-man Band- "Is big and loud. I like!"
 * Bat Bat- "This club makes me feel funny."
 * Chilled Amulet- "Would make good ice cube!"
 * Nightmare Amulet- "This amulet... it frightens Wolfgang."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "Is very pretty."
 * Fire Staff- "Is staff for make fire. Careful, Wolfgang."
 * Ice Staff- "Is my cold stick!"
 * Telelocator Staff- "It gives me a headache."
 * Telelocator Focus- "Glow is good sign."

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 * Sewing Kit- "Is pokey."
 * Rabbit Earmuff- "Now I look like little bunny!"
 * Strawhat- "Is good hat!"
 * Beefalo Hat- "Is good hat!"
 * Beekeeper Hat- "Is hat for to protect from stinger bees."
 * Feather Hat- "Is silly hat of feather. Is Wolfgang bird now?"
 * Winter Hat- "It make ears happy in cold!"
 * Top Hat- "Is good hat!"
 * Dapper Vest- "Is vest with pattern for fancy man."
 * Breezy Vest- "Is warm and fuzzy nose."
 * Puffy Vest- "I'm real cozy in this nose."
 * Bush Hat- "I am so sneaky!"
 * Garland- "Is so pretty!"
 * Walking Cane- "I can walk AND hit things!"

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 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "No bad light."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "The bad light comes soon."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "The bad light is here and getting stronger."
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I think the bad light not get stronger."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Bad light time is ending."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "Good time is soon."
 * The Lazy Forager- "I can wear it around my neck."
 * Magiluminescence- "Is glowing yellow."
 * Construction Amulet- "What is this thing?"
 * The Lazy Explorer- "Better to walk I think."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "Pretty gem sits in stick."
 * Deconstruction Staff- "This stick has a green gem on it."
 * Pick/Axe- "Chop and dig! I can do that all day."
 * Thulecite Crown- "Is hat for king."
 * Thulecite Club- "Is creepy."
 * Thulecite Suit- "Protect me? I don't need it!"
 * Houndius Shootius- "I must place this."
 * Houndius Shootius (placed)- "Mighty structure will help me fight!"

Eyeplant.pnge - Plants

 * Evergreen- "Hello, tree!"
 * Evergreen (chopped)- "Ha! I have prevailed!"
 * Evergreen (burning)- "I broke it."
 * Evergreen (burnt)- "Is small and broken now."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "Cheer up, tree!"
 * Log- "Is thick like my arm."
 * Log (burning)- "Is thick like my arm."
 * Charcoal- "Is like holding tiny dead tree."
 * Pinecone- "I could crush this tree-seed with my hands!"
 * Baby Evergreen- " It will be tree soon."
 * Spiky Tree- "Is spikey."
 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "I chopped the spikes off!"
 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "I burn the spikes off!"
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Is spikey and black now"
 * Marble Tree- "Defensive tree here!"
 * Totally Normal Tree- "Tree is spooky!"
 * Living Log- "Creepy face log!"
 * Sapling- "Puny tree! I am stronger than you!"
 * Sapling (picked)- "Ha! Ha! Ha! Tree is floppy!"
 * Sapling (burning)- "Oops."
 * Sapling (picked up)- "He is cold and lonely."
 * Twigs- "Puny twigs! I can break them!"
 * Grass Tuft- "Is grass."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "I have defeated the grass!"
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "Not good!"
 * Grass Tuft (picked up)- "He is cold and lonely."
 * Cut Grass- "I made a pile of grass."
 * Berry Bush- "Is full of food-balls!"
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "Eating part is gone."
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "I need to poop on it."
 * Berry Bush (burning)- "Is full of food-balls!"
 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "He is cold and lonely."
 * Reeds- "Is watery grass."
 * Reeds (picked)- "I have beaten the reeds!"
 * Reeds (burning)-."Not good!"
 * Cut Reeds- "I made a clump of reeds."
 * Plant- "Leafy!"
 * Plant (growing)- "Is still growing."
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Mmmm. Is tasty now."
 * Marsh Plant- "Is plant."
 * Spiky Bush- "Is thorny."
 * Spiky Bush (after picking it)-
 * Flower- "They are very pretty."
 * Petals- "These smell nice."
 * Evil Flower- "Is not potato."
 * Dark Petals- "They make my brain hurt."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "Is mushy room."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "Mushy room is hiding!"
 * Red Mushrrom (picked, the remains on the ground)- "I already took that mushy room."

Harp Statue.pnge - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "Oh, beehive!"
 * Killer Bee Hive- "Mind says no. Muscles say yes!"
 * Honeycomb- "Bee used to live inside."
 * Hound Mound- "Is house of bones."
 * Touch Stone- "Hop on Rock!"
 * Bone- "Wimpy woof dog was not strong enough."
 * Harp Statue- "Where is pretty music?"
 * Marble Pillar- "Is too heavy to lift."
 * Marble- "I can lift!"
 * Merm House- "The house was not strong enough."
 * Merm Head- "What a handsome devil!"
 * Pig Head- "Why Long Face?"
 * Pig Torch- "How is fire made?"
 * Basalt Boulder- "Is stronger even than me!"
 * Boulder- "Is rock. What you not get?"
 * Rocks- "Is hard! Like me!"
 * Flint- "Is rock, but pointy-er."
 * Nitre- "Is rock, but different."
 * Gold Nugget- "Money is for tiny men!"
 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."
 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."
 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"
 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."
 * Grave- "Scary! Is propably full of bones!"
 * Grave (dug)- "I am sorry, dead peoples."
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Dirty dirt."
 * Animal Tracks- "Animal went this way."
 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)- "No animal here."
 * Animal Tracks (found)- "Animal is close."
 * Wooden Thing- "Strange rock. Do I sit on?"
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Is coming together now."
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I do not fear what lies beyond!"
 * Ring Thing- "I will bend into perfect circle!"
 * Crank Thing- "Bendy thing is made of metal!"
 * Box Thing- "Has little lever."
 * Metal Potato Thing- "Ha ha! Ha ha! What ugly potato!"
 * Wormhole (closed)- "Like soft pillow, growing on ground."
 * Wormhole (open)- "It can not harm this man!"
 * Wormhole (exited)- "It makes me feel alive!"
 * Pond- "Is all wet."
 * Skeleton- "Not enough muscle."
 * Skeleton (resurrected)- "Where did all muscles go?!"
 * Spider Den- "The bugs are hiding in there."
 * Spider Egg- "Nasty spider eggs."
 * Rabbit Hole- "You can not hide forever, jumping meat!"
 * Walrus Camp- "How do they all fit?"
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)- "Is locked."

CaveEntrance1.pnge- Caves

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "Even I am not that mighty."
 * Sinkhole- "World has belly button!"
 * Rope to Surface- "Is dark and scary down here."
 * Blue Mushtree- "Big mushtree is big."
 * Red Mushtree- "Mushy bush."
 * Green Mushtree- "Mushy shrub."
 * Light Flower- "Is light plant."
 * Light Bulb- "Is food?"
 * Stalagmite- "Is pointy."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "Rock reaching for the roof."
 * Spilagmite- "Spiders everywhere."
 * Slurtle Mound- "Hole full of slugs."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "I hear nomming inside."
 * Fern- "Pretty plant!"
 * Foliage- "I killed the pretty plant."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "Hello, upside-down tree!"

Thulecite Fragments.pnge - Ruins

 * Ancient Statue- "Ugly, ugly, ugly."
 * Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Is broken altar."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Is nasty, creepy, altar."
 * Broken Clockworks- "Metal junk."
 * Relic- "Is junk?"
 * Cave Lichen- "I'm lichen this!"
 * Ornate Chest- "Fancy box!"
 * Nightmare Light- "Is light, but not good light."
 * Thulecite- "Is pretty rock."
 * Thulecite Wall- "Old wall is strong!"
 * Thulecite Wall (item)- "Stack of old rocks!"

Spider.png Mobs - Monsters

 * Clockwork Knight- "Horsey Horse!"
 * Clockwork Bishop- "Padre!"
 * Clockwork Castle- "This one jumps the queen!"
 * Damaged Bishop- "Is angry man. Should relax."
 * Damaged Rook- "Is no match for my mighty chest!"
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Show yourself!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "Ow! It got me!"
 * Hound- "Woof!"
 * Red Hound- "Bark!"
 * Blue Hound- "Bow wow!"
 * Hound's Tooth- "Puppy tooth!"
 * Spider- "He has scary face!"
 * Spider (sleeping)- "Walk quietly and he might not see me."
 * Spider (dead)- "Is made of sticky goo!"
 * Spider Warrior- "This one is extra scary."
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I think not smart to poke it."
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Not scary now!"
 * Spider Gland- "Squishy and wobbly!"
 * Silk- "Is too fancy."
 * Krampus- "Scary goat man! Run!"
 * Krampus Sack- "I have goat man's sack."
 * Merm- "Is fishy man!"
 * Tentacle- "That looks dangerous"
 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."
 * Tentacle Spots- "Yuck! Slimy!"
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "Lots of little friends!"
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar) 2- "Time to pole dance!"
 * Baby Tentacle- "Tiny tentacle baby thing! Ha!"
 * Guardian Pig- "Is bad piggie!"
 * Werepig- "Angry piggie!"
 * Ghost- "Aaaaaaaaaaah!"
 * Mactusk- "Sea cow man!"
 * Weetusk- "You think you are mightier than old man?"
 * Walrus Tusk- "Sea cow man tooth!"
 * Tam o' Shanter- "I have sea cow man's hat!"
 * Mosquito- "Reminds me of uncle!"
 * Mosquito (picked up)- "No more blood for you!"
 * Nearby Mosquitoes-
 * Mosquito Sack- "Uncle did not have gut like this."
 * Cave Spider- "Is scared spider!"
 * Spitter- "Ptoo! Ptoo!"
 * Batilisk- "Flying mousey!"
 * Snurtle- "Spirally!"
 * Slurtle- "Ha! You are slow!"
 * Slurtle Slime- "Boom snot!"
 * Broken Shell- "Is broken."
 * Lureplant- "You cannot fool Wolfgang!"
 * Fleshy Bulb- "Ah ha! Who is tricky now?"
 * Eye Plant- "They are not what they seem."
 * Slurper- "No! No! Stay off head!"
 * Ancient Guardian- "Strong! Like me! I like him!"
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "Scary spider from above."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "Did not expect this!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "Pretty light."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Is dirt moving?"

Pig.png - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "Is hair-cow thing!"
 * Beefalo (following)- "Hair-cow is follow me!"
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "Hair-cow is sleeping."
 * Beefalo (shaved)- "Hair-cow has no more hair."
 * Beefalo Wool- "I make clothes of hair-cow."
 * Beefalo Horn- "Is hair-cow horn. Wolfgang hear hair-cow."
 * Baby Beefalo- "Baby hair-cow!"
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)-
 * Bee- "Is fat and angry looking."
 * Bee (picked up)- "Is safely in my pocket."
 * Killer Bee- "Angry bee!"
 * Killer bee (picked up)- "My angry bee!"
 * Stinger- "Is sharp like skewer!"
 * Pig- "Hello pig. How are you?"
 * Pig (following)- "Is friend now!"
 * Pig (dead)- "No! The pig is dead!"
 * Pig Skin- "Why long butt? Ha ha, Wolfgang is funny man."
 * Bunnyman- "Hello rabbit!"
 * Beardlord- "Hello rabbit!"
 * Bunny Puff- "Puffy!"
 * Frog- "Hey little froggy, froggy."
 * Frog (sleeping)- "Is asleep."
 * Frog (dead)- "Is delicacy in my country."
 * Koalefant- "Nose meat!"
 * Winter Koalefant- "So soft, I want to squish it!"
 * Rock Lobster- "He is mighty! Like me!"
 * Pengull- "Funny walking birds!"
 * Splumonkey- "Ugly monkey man!"

Rabbit.png - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "Is pretty flutterby!"
 * Butterfly (picked up)- "My pet!"
 * Crow- "I do not like birds."
 * Crow (picked up)- "He is squaky."
 * Jet Feather- "A crow feather."
 * Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"
 * Redbird (picked up)- "He likes my pocket."
 * Crimson feather- "A redbird feather."
 * Snowbird- "Life in frozen wastes"
 * Snowbird (picked up)- "It's so soft."
 * Azure feather- "A snowbird feather"
 * Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Stay away from my berries!"
 * Eye Bone- "It is eye bone." Eye bone connect to face bone."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "It sleeps now."
 * Ashes of Eye Bone-
 * Chester- "Strange box with legs."
 * Rabbit- "Tiny rabbit! Hide from me!"
 * Rabbit (picked up)- "He is my friend."
 * Beardling-
 * Beardling (picked up)-
 * Fireflies- "Sparkly!"
 * Fireflies (picked up)- "My pocket is sparkles!"
 * Mandrake- "Is strange plant."
 * Mandrake (following)- "Little plant man friend!"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "Little plant man is died!"
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Little plant man is food?"
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, Wolfgang must have hit head."

Smallbird.png - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "Is tallest bird!"
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty"
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg!"
 * Tallbird Egg- "There is bird inside."
 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "Cooked bird. Good for breakfast!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Little bird is trying to get out."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "This egg is too crunchy."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Is too hot for little bird!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Bird is like ice cube!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I wait for bird."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Bird comes soon."
 * Smallbird- "Is very small bird."
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Small bird is hungry."
 * Smallbird (starving)- "Small bird will die from starving."
 * Smallish Tallbird- "Hah! Not so tall."
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Is hungry, and noisy."
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Is hungry, noisy and angry!"
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "What I do to deserve this?"

Spider Queen.png - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "Is wood man!"
 * Spider Queen- "Oh no! walking bug house!"
 * Spider Hat- "Is like smooch from giant bug."
 * Deerclops- "He looks mightier than me"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Yuck yuck yuck!"
 * Ancient Guardian- "Strong! Like me! I like him!"
 * Guardian's Horn- "Is trophy from mighty foe."

Abigail build.png - Other

 * Maxwell- "A fancy suit is no match for my muscles!"
 * Pig King- "Ha! Is good people!"
 * Wes (trapped)- "Is puny man trapped by statue men."
 * Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."

Meat.png - Meats

 * Bird Egg- "Poor birdy."
 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "Yum!"
 * Monster Meat- "It is not looking like food."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "I still do not want to eat this."
 * Monster Jerky- "Look like leather taste like leather"
 * Meat- "Meat makes me strong!"
 * Cooked Meat- "I made meat good with fire!"
 * Leafy Meat- "What is this, food for little baby man?"
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "Is slightly better now."
 * Jerky- "Looks like leather, taste like meat!."
 * Drumstick- "Leg meat for make legs more strong."
 * Fried Drumstick- "Eat off bone is good."
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Yuck yuck yuck!"
 * Fish- "Is fishy."
 * Cooked Fish- "Meat from water still make Wolfgang strong."
 * Morsel- "I need more meat!"
 * Cooked Morsel- "It is even smaller cooked!"
 * Small Jerky- "Looks like leather, taste like meat!"
 * Koalefant Trunk- "Is floppy nose."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "Is floppy hairy nose."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Is cooked nose."
 * Frog Legs- "Is delicacy in my country!"
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Is mostly taste like chicken."
 * Batilisk Wing- "Is all hairy and gross."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Crispy!"
 * Eel- "I must cook this!"
 * Cooked Eel- "I have cooked it."

Dragon Fruit.png - Fruits

 * Pomegranate- "Look like smartypants' brain."
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Ha ha ha! I cook brain! Not so smart now."
 * Durian- "Oh it smells!"
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Now it smells even worse!"
 * Dragon Fruit- "What a weird fruit."
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Still weird."
 * Berries- "Is tasty!"
 * Roasted Berries- "I don't think heat improved them"
 * Cave Banana- "Is tasty!"
 * Cooked Cave Banana- "Is warm and tasty!"

Carrot.png - Vegetables

 * Corn- "High in fructose!"
 * Popcorn- "High in fructose!"
 * Carrot (in the ground)- "Is hiding?"
 * Carrot (picked up)- "Is food. I guess."
 * Roasted Carrot- "Mushy."
 * Pumpkin- "Is big as head of weakling man! Not Wolfgang head."
 * Hot Pumpkin- "I cook your head, puny man! I am strongest Wolfgang."
 * Eggplant- "Is not egg!"
 * Braised Eggplant- "Has no yolk! Yolk is strongest part!"
 * Red Cap- "Oh! Is pretty and shiny!"
 * Cooked Red Cap- "Is not same."
 * Green Cap- "Is for salads. Blech."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "Is not same."
 * Blue Cap- "Is good for me, I think."
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "Is not same."
 * Glow Berry- "Pretty light."

Ratatouille.png - Crock Pot

 * Bacon and Eggs- "Food has yolks! And Meat! More strong!"
 * Butter Muffin- "Wolfgang did not know about bug muffin. I will taste."
 * Dragonpie- "Pie made of funny red fruit."
 * Fish Sticks- "Ha ha, is funny name."
 * Fish Tacos- "Wolfgang hopes is not too spicy for Wolfgang."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "Oozes like tiny enemy I crush in hand."
 * Fruit Medley- "Is cup of teensy fruits."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "Is sandwich with tasty leg meat."
 * Honey Ham- "Big meat with sweet is good meat."
 * Honey Nuggets- "Small meats with sweet still is good meat."
 * Kabobs- "Eat off stick is good."
 * Mandrake Soup- "Little plant man is for make soup!"
 * Meatball- "Ball of meats make me strong!"
 * Meaty Stew- "Is stew full of strong meat."
 * Monster Lasagna- "Tastes like hairs and meats with noodle."
 * Pierogi- "Wolfgang love perogie!"
 * Powdercake- "Is made of nothings!"
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "Is tasty cookie."
 * Ratatouille- "Is food. Sort of."
 * Taffy- "Is sweet candy thing."
 * Turkey Dinner- "Is good feast of bird meat."
 * Unagi- "Food makes me mighty!"
 * Waffles- "Why does bread have holes?"
 * Wet Goop- "Wolfgang ruin food!"

Rot.png - Other

 * Seeds- "Too small too eat."
 * Carrot Seeds- "Seeds is too small."
 * Corn Seeds- "Is seeds for grow corn."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "I use this to grow funny fruit."
 * Durian Seeds- "Tiny baby spiky fruit plant."
 * Eggplant Seeds- "Teensy fake egg plant."
 * Pomegranate Seeds = "Is piece of brain?"
 * Pumpkin Seeds = "This grow food size of wimpy head."
 * Roasted Seeds- "Fire make bigger. Can eat now."
 * Honey- "Is yum!"
 * Butterfly Wings- "No fly without wings!"
 * Butter- "Is buttery, and taste like insect."
 * Rot- "Is ball of yuck!"
 * Rotten Egg- "Stinky!"

Trinkets.png Items

 * Blueprint- "It's a... thing."
 * Gears- "HA, Who is stronger now?"
 * Ash- "Is skeleton of fire."
 * Red Gem- "Pretty rock."
 * Blue Gem- "Pretty rock."
 * Yellow Gem- "Pretty rock."
 * Green Gem- "Is pretty and not be crushed. Like me!"
 * Orange Gem- "Pretty rock."
 * Beard Hair- "Gross. These are not from my face."
 * Manure- "Smelly!"
 * Guano- "More poop."
 * Graveyard Trinkets- "Is junk, I think."

Maxwell Head.pngture Mode

 * Failed- "Next time I will be mightier!"
 * Sanity Obelisk (sane, up)- "Is beautiful."
 * Sanity Obelisk (insane, down)- "Is hiding underground."
 * Insanity Obelisk (insane, up)- "Is in my way."
 * Insanity Obelisk (sane, down)- "Hah. I step over tiny obstacle."
 * Divining Rod (Before picked up from its starting base)- "That rod looks useful!"
 * Divining Rod- "Is robot box."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "Robot box is talking."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "Ha, that is good one, Robot box!"
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "Robot box is getting angry!"
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "Robot box is scaring me!"
 * Divining Rod Base- "I wonder what it does."
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)- "It looks like it needs a large key."
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)- "Now my machine can work!"
 * Maxwell's Door- "Door with mouth, say ahhhh!"
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "Their musics are bad."
 * Maxwell's Light- "Scary light!"
 * Maxwell Statue- "Man is rock now! Very tricky..."
 * Maxwell's Toothtrap- "Whoever left this here is bad fella!"
 * Maxwell's Toothrap (went off)- "Whoever activate this bad fella!"
 * Mosquito Mine (Maxwell's)- "Is ball full of anger mosquitos."
 * Sick Wormhole- "Guh, that thing looks worse off than usual."
 * Nightmare Lock- "Scary lock!"
 * Nightmare Throne- "That doesnt look comfortable."
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne- "Not enough muscles."

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 * Generic- "What is this thing?"
 * Freezing- "Brrr, is frosty!"
 * Turning Winter- "Life in the frozen wastes."
 * Battlecry- "I will punch you!"
 * Battlecry (on prey)- "Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "I am sorry, my friend!"
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "Die, Evil scary bug!"
 * Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "I am still stronger, scary bug!"
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "Bees! Nasty stinging bug men!"
 * Leaving combat- "Ha! I win!"
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "You keep running!"
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "I forgive you, pig man."
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "He ran away from me."
 * Leaving combat (Spider warrior)- "He knows I am stronger."
 * Dusk- "The scary time is coming soon."
 * Entering light- "I can see again!"
 * Entering darkness- "I cannot see! I am scared!"
 * Doing things in the dark- "Help me! It is dark!"
 * Failed to do something- "I am not mighty enough to do that."
 * Failed to craft something- "I need to gather more things to make that."
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "It's to bright out."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry-My mighty belly does not allow that!
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- That's too dangerous.
 * Hounds are coming- "I hear puppies!"
 * Deerclops is coming- "That sounded big!"
 * Inventory full- "My mighty arms can carry no more."
 * Eating- "Yum!"
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "Ew! Tastes like garbage!"
 * Eating (stale food)- "Tastes funny."
 * Eating (painful food)- "Oooooh. I have belly ache."
 * Hungry- "My mighty belly is empty!"
 * Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."
 * Turning from Normal to Wimpy - "I am not feeling so good."
 * Turning from Normal to Mighty - "I AM MIGHTY!"
 * Turning from Mighty to Normal - "I need to filly my mighty belly again!"
 * Turning from Wimpy to Normal - "Wolfgang is better."

Food

 * Bee Box (burnt)- "Bees are burned."

Science

 * Science Machine (burnt)- "Science not so strong after all."
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Science not so strong after all."
 * Electrical Doodad- "Science bean."

Structures

 * Chest (burnt)- "Nothing will stay inside."
 * Pig House (burnt)- "Pig home is gone."

Nature - Plants

 * Birchnut Tree- "Hello, tree!"
 * Cactus- "Wolfgang not like sharp plant."
 * Cactus (picking)- "Pointy is not fair!"
 * Cactus (picked)- "Ha! Is flat plant."
 * Tumbleweed- "Come back little tumbling ball."

Nature - Objects

 * Burrow- "Mole hole."
 * Collapsed Rabbit Hole- "Is busy time in rabbit home."
 * Raised Dirt- "Stay underground where you are safe from Wolfgang."
 * Glommer's Statue- "Why statue is not flying?"
 * Glommer's Statue (mined)- "Smash!"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

 * Buzzard- "Carry on."
 * Volt Goat- "Hello, goat."

Mobs - Passive Animals

 * Glommer- "Why you follow me, weird bug?"
 * Glommer's Flower- "Is shiny flower."
 * Glommer's Goop- "Weird bug make weird poop."
 * Glommer's Wings- "Small like fairy wings."
 * Moleworm - "Now you will know Wolfgang's strength!"

Food - Vegetables

 * Cactus flesh- "Spiky plant meat."
 * Cactus flesh (cooked)- "Is safe now."

Misc Items

 * Old Bell- "Bell make dainty sound."

Announcements

 * Lightning miss- "Lightning is weak compare to Wolfgang's cloth."
 * Wetness (low)- "Water time."

Trivia

 * Wolfgang's examination quote for the Splumonkeys is a reference to the since removed quotes of Pigs, who would often call characters "Ugly monkey man".
 * When examining a Butterfly, Wolfgang says: "What a pretty flutterby." This is a recurring joke, as Wilson says:"Butterfly, flutter by." and Willow says: "Flutter away butterfly!"