Wolfgang quotes

This page lists Wolfgang's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can shift-click items and objects to examine them.

Tools

 * Axe- "Chop!"


 * Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy axe."


 * Shovel- "Dirt Spoon!"


 * Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."


 * Pickaxe- "Pick!"


 * Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey,isn't gold really soft?"


 * Razor- "My skin is too strong for hairs!"


 * Razor (can't shave)- "That cannot be shaved."


 * Razor (nothing left)- "I cannot shave when there are no hairs."


 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I will wait until he is not looking."


 * Hammer- "Needs sickle!"


 * Pitchfork- "Reminds me of childhood."

Lights

 * Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Good bye dark times!"


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "Is too much fire!"


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Is good fire!"


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire is not hot enough."


 * Campfire and Fire Pit(embers)- "The darkness is coming!"


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (burned out)- "Uh oh. It turned off."
 * Torch- "I attack night with fire stick."
 * Torch (run out)-  "Oh no! The light is gone!"


 * Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."
 * Miner Hat (run out)-


 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Spooky!"


 * Lantern-

Survival

 * Backpack- "It's for me to put my stuff in."
 * Piggyback-


 * Bird Trap- "I will catch bird!"


 * Bug Net- "Catch bugs."


 * Fishing Rod- "Hook,line and stick!"


 * Strawroll- "Nap time!"


 * Tent- "It is time for a mighty nap."


 * Trap- "No trap can hold me!"
 * Honey Poultice-
 * Healing Salve-
 * Heat Stone-
 * Heat Stone (cold)-
 * Heat Stone (warm)-
 * Heat Stone (hot)-
 * Umbrella-

Food

 * Crock Pot- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is going to take a while."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"


 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat."


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "I will grow mighty crops here!"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Grow my little friends! Grow!"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "Dirt is not dirty enough to make plants."


 * Ice Box- "Box what makes cold!"
 * Drying Rack-
 * Drying Rack (drying)-
 * Drying Rack (finished)-

Science

 * Science Machine- "I am not sure how I feel about... science."


 * Alchemy Engine- "I am not sure how I feel about... science."


 * Shadow Manipulator- "What has Wolfgang done?"


 * Winterometer- "Cold go up! Red go down!


 * Rainometer- "Splish! Splash!"


 * Lightning Rod- "Is wire in sky!"


 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "Ooooh, sparks!"
 * Gunpowder- "Boom pepper!"

Fight

 * Spear- "It gave me a sliver."


 * Ham Bat-


 * Boomerang- "It's a thing"


 * Boomerang (hit self)-"Why you hurt me throwing stick?


 * Blow Dart-


 * Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."


 * Fire Dart- "Careful, Wolfgang."


 * Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."


 * Grass Suit-


 * Logsuit- "Is almost strong as belly!"


 * Marble Suit-


 * Bee Mine- "It buzzlez when I shake it."


 * Tooth Trap- "It bites bottoms from below!"


 * Shelmet-  "Keeps my head safe."


 * Snurtle Shell Armor-  "Is sticky inside."

Structures

 * Bee Box- "Bees!"


 * Bee Box (no honey)- "Bees!"


 * Bee Box (some honey)- "Is ready for harvest!"


 * Bee Box (full with honey)- "Is ready for harvest!"


 * Birdcage- "Is home for my birdies."


 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Hello birdie!"


 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "I should be quiet!"


 * Pig House- "The door is too small for me."


 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Where did he go?"


 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "Hey! come out here, pig man!"


 * Hay Wall (inventory)- "Scratchy straws!"


 * Hay Wall (placed)- "Wall is made of grass!"


 * Wood Wall (inventory)- "Pokey sticks!"


 * Wood Wall (placed)- "Hello, pointy sticks!"


 * Stone Wall (inventory)- "Piles of rocks!"


 * Stone Wall (placed)- "Wall is strong like me!"


 * Chest- "I put my stuff in there!"
 * Chest (full)-
 * Chest (not allowed to store, like backpack)-
 * Sign-

Turfs

 * Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."
 * Carpeted Flooring-


 * Cobblestones- "Hastily cobbled stones."
 * Checkerboard Flooring-
 * Turfs-

Refine

 * Rope- "Strong! Like me!"


 * Boards- "I break lot to make board!"


 * Cut Stone- "I crush rock to make brick!"


 * Papyrus- "Is like paper"


 * Purple Gem- "Is prettier"


 * Nightmare Fuel- "Scary stuff."

Magic

 * Meat Effigy- "I'm not going to die."


 * Pan Flute- "I can play folk song."


 * Amulet- "Is very pretty."


 * Night Light- "Is strange glow."


 * Night Armour- "Is like wearing scary little rag!"


 * Dark Sword- "Is real? Is not real? Is sharp!"
 * Ice Staff-
 * Fire Staff-
 * One-man Band-
 * Bat Bat-

Dress

 * Sewing Kit-
 * Rabbit Earmuff-


 * Strawhat- "Is good hat!"


 * Beefalo Hat- "Is good hat!"


 * Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."


 * Feather Hat- "I AM A BIRD!"


 * Winter Hat- "It make ears happy in cold!"


 * Top Hat- "Is good hat!"


 * Dapper Vest- "It's a...thing."


 * Breezy Vest- "Is warm and fuzzy nose."


 * Puffy Vest- "I'm real cozy in this nose."


 * Bush Hat- "I am so sneaky!"


 * Garland- "Is so pretty!"
 * Walking Cane-

Nature - Plants

 * Evergreen- "Hello, tree!"


 * Evergreen (chopped)- "Ha! I have prevailed!"


 * Evergreen (burning)- "I broke it."


 * Evergreen (burnt)- "Is small and broken now."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "Cheer up, tree!"


 * Log- "Is thick like my arm."


 * Log (burning)- "Is thick like my arm."


 * Charcoal- "Is like holding tiny dead tree."


 * Pinecone- "I could crush this tree-seed with my hands!"


 * Baby Evergreen- " It will be tree soon."


 * Spiky Tree- "Is spikey."


 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "I chopped the spikes off!"


 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "I burn the spikes off!"


 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Is spikey and black now"
 * Marble Tree-


 * Sapling- "Puny tree! I am stronger than you!"


 * Sapling (picked)- "Ha! Ha! Ha! Tree is floppy!"


 * Sapling (burning)- "Oops."


 * Sapling (picked up)- "He is cold and lonely."


 * Twigs- "Puny twigs! I can break them!"


 * Grass- "Is grass."


 * Grass (picked)- "I have defeated the grass!"


 * Grass (barren)- "It needs poop."


 * Grass (burning)- "Not good!"


 * Grass Tuft- "He is cold and lonely."


 * Cut Grass- "I made a pile of grass."


 * Berry Bush- "Is full of food-balls!"


 * Berry Bush (picked)- "Eating part is gone."


 * Berry Bush (barren)- "I need to poop on it."


 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "He is cold and lonely."


 * Reeds- "Is watery grass."


 * Reeds (picked)- "I have beaten the reeds!"


 * Reeds (burning)-."Not good!"


 * Cut reeds- "I made a clump of reeds."


 * Plant- "Leafy!"


 * Plant (growing)- "Is still growing."


 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Mmmm. Is tasty now."


 * Marsh Plant- "Is plant."


 * Spiky Bush- "Is thorny."
 * Spiky Bush (after picking it)-


 * Flower- "They are very pretty."
 * Petals- "These smell nice."
 * Evil Flower-
 * Dark Petals-
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)-
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)-
 * Red Mushrrom (picked, the remains on the ground)-

Nature - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "Oh, beehive!"
 * Killer Bee Hive-


 * Honeycomb- "Bee used to live inside."
 * Hound Mound-
 * Bone-
 * Touch Stone-
 * Harp Statue-
 * Marble Pillar-
 * Marble-
 * Merm House-
 * Merm Head- "What a handsome devil!"
 * Pig Head- "Why Long Face?"
 * Pig Torch-
 * Basalt Boulder-


 * Boulder- "Is rock. What you not get?"


 * Rocks- "Is hard! Like me!"


 * Flint- "Is rock, but pointy-er."
 * Nitre-


 * Gold Nugget- "Money is for tiny men!"


 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."


 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."


 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"


 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."


 * Grave- "Scary! Is propably full of bones!"


 * Grave (dug)- "I am sorry, dead peoples."


 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Dirty dirt."


 * Animal Tracks- "Animal went this way."
 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)- "No animal here."
 * Animal Tracks (found)- "Animal is close."


 * Wooden Thing- "Strange rock. Do I sit on?"


 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Is coming together now."


 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I do not fear what lies beyond!"


 * Ring Thing- "I will bend into perfect circle!"


 * Crank Thing- "Bendy thing is made of metal!"


 * Box Thing- "Has little lever."


 * Metal Potato Thing- "Ha ha! Ha ha! What ugly potato!"


 * Wormhole (closed)- "Like soft pillow, growing on ground."


 * Wormhole (open)- "It can not harm this man!"
 * Wormhole (exited)- "It makes me feel alive!"


 * Pond- "Is all wet."
 * Skeleton-


 * Spider Den- "The bugs are hiding in there."


 * Spider Egg- "Nasty spider eggs."


 * Rabbit Hole- "You can not hide forever, jumping meat!"
 * Walrus Camp-
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)-

Nature- Caves

 * Plugged Sinkhole-
 * Sinkhole-


 * Rope to Surface- "Is dark and scary down here."


 * Mushtree- "Big mushtree is big."
 * Red Mushtree-
 * Green Mushtree-


 * Light Flower- "Is light plant."


 * Light Bulb- "Is food?"
 * Stalagmite-
 * Stalagmite (pointy)-
 * Spilagmite-  "Spiders everywhere."
 * Slurtle Mound-  "Hole full of slugs."
 * Rabbit Hutch-  "I hear nomming inside."


 * Fern- "Pretty plant!"


 * Foliage- "I killed the pretty plant."


 * Cave Banana Tree- "Hello, upside-down tree!"

Mobs - Monsters

 * Knight- "Horsey Horse!"
 * Bishop-
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Show yourself!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "Ow! It got me!"


 * Hound- "Woof!"


 * Red Hound- "Bark!"


 * Blue Hound- "Bow wow!"


 * Hound's Tooth- "It's a...thing."


 * Spider- "He has scary face!"


 * Spider (sleeping)- "Walk quietly and he might not see me."


 * Spider (dead)- "Is made of sticky goo!"


 * Spider Warrior- "This one is extra scary."


 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I think not smart to poke it."


 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Not scary now!"
 * Spider Gland-


 * Silk- "Is too fancy."


 * Krampus- "Scary goat man! Run!"


 * Krampus Sack- "I have goat man's sack."
 * Merm-


 * Tentacle- "That looks dangerous"


 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."


 * Tentacle spots- "Yuck! Slimy!"
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)-
 * Baby Tentacle-
 * Pig Guard-


 * Werepig- "Angry piggie!"


 * Ghost- "Aaaaaaaaaaah!"
 * Mactusk-
 * Weetusk-
 * Walrus Tusk-
 * Tam o' Shanter-
 * Mosquito-
 * Mosquito (picked up)-
 * Nearby Mosquitoes-


 * Cave Spider- "Is scared spider!"


 * Spitter- "Ptoo! Ptoo!"
 * Batilisk- "Flying mousey!"
 * Snurtle- "Spirally!"


 * Slurtle- "Ha! You are slow!"


 * Slurtle Slime- "Boom snot!"


 * Broken Shell- "Is broken."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "Is hair-cow thing!"


 * Beefalo (following)- "Hair-cow is follow me!"


 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "Hair-cow is sleeping."


 * Beefalo (shaved)- "Hair-cow has no more hair."


 * Beefalo Wool- "I make clothes of hair-cow."


 * Beefalo Horn- "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."


 * Baby Beefalo- "Baby hair-cow!"
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)-


 * Bee- "Is fat and angry looking."


 * Bee (picked up)- "Is safely in my pocket."


 * Killer Bee- "Angry bee!"


 * Killer bee (picked up)- "My angry bee!"


 * Stinger- "Is sharp like skewer!"


 * Pig- "Hello pig. How are you?"


 * Pig (following)- "Is friend now!"


 * Pig (dead)- "No! The pig is dead!"


 * Pig Skin- "It still has the tail on it."
 * Bunnyman- "Hello rabbit!"
 * Beardlord- "Hello rabbit!"
 * Bunny Puff-


 * Frog- "Hey little froggy, froggy."


 * Frog (sleeping)- "Is asleep."


 * Frog (dead)- "Is delicacy in my country."


 * Koalefant- "Nose meat!"
 * Winter Koalefant-


 * Rock Lobster- "He is mighty! Like me!"

Mobs - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "Is pretty flutterby!"


 * Butterfly (picked up)- "My pet!"


 * Crow- "I do not like birds."


 * Crow (picked up)- "He is squaky."


 * Crow Feather- "A crow feather."


 * Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"


 * Redbird (picked up)- "He likes my pocket."


 * Redbird feather- "A redbird feather."


 * Snowbird- "Life in frozen wastes"
 * Snowbird (picked up)-


 * Snowbird feather- "A snowbird feather"


 * Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Stay away from my berries!"


 * Eye Bone- "It is eye bone." Eye bone connect to face bone."


 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "It sleeps now."


 * Ashes of Eye Bone-


 * Chester- "Strange box with legs."


 * Rabbit- "Tiny rabbit! Hide from me!"


 * Rabbit (picked up)- "He is my friend."
 * Beardling-
 * Beardling (picked up)-


 * Fireflies- "Sparkly!"


 * Fireflies (picked up)- "My pocket is sparkles!"


 * Mandrake- "Is strange plant."


 * Mandrake (following)- "Little plant man friend!"


 * Mandrake (dead)- "Little plant man is died!"


 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Poor little guy."
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, my head!"

Mobs - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "Is tallest bird!"


 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty"


 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg!"


 * Tallbird Egg- "There is bird inside."


 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "Cooked bird. Good for breakfast!"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Little bird is trying to get out."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "This egg is too crunchy."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Is too hot for little bird!"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Bird is like ice cube!"


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I wait for bird."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Bird comes soon."


 * Smallbird- "Is very small bird."


 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Small bird is hungry."


 * Smallbird (starving)- "Small bird will die from starving."


 * Smallish Tallbird- "Hah! Not so tall."


 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Is hungry, and noisy."


 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Is hungry, noisy and angry!"
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "What I do to deserve this?"

Mobs - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "Is wood man!"


 * Living Log- "Creepy face log!"


 * Spider Queen- "Oh no! walking bug house!"


 * Spider Hat- "Is like smooch from giant bug."


 * Deerclops- "He looks mightier than me"


 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Yuck yuck yuck!"

Mobs - Other

 * Maxwell- "A fancy suit is no match for my muscles!"


 * Pig King- "Ha! Is good people!"
 * Wes (trapped)-


 * Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."

Food - Meats

 * Bird Egg-
 * Bird Egg (cooked)-
 * Rotten Egg-


 * Monster Meat- "It is not looking like food."


 * Cooked Monster Meat- "I still do not want to eat this."
 * Monster Jerky-


 * Meat- "Meat makes me strong!"


 * Cooked meat- "I made meat good with fire!"
 * Jerky-


 * Drumstick- "I should gobble it."


 * Fried Drumstick- "Now it's even tastier."


 * Fish- "Now I shall eat for a day!"


 * Cooked Fish- "Grilled to perfection."


 * Morsel- "I need more meat!"


 * Cooked Morsel- "It is even smaller cooked!"
 * Small Jerky- "Looks like leather, taste like meat!"


 * Koalefant Trunk- "Is floppy nose."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk-


 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Is cooked nose."


 * Frog Legs- "Is delicacy in my country!"


 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Is delicacy in my country!"
 * Batilisk Wing- "Is all hairy and gross."


 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Crispy!"

Food - Fruits

 * Pomegranate- "It looks like the inside of alien's brain."


 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Haute cuisine!"


 * Durian- "Oh it smells!"


 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Now it smells even worse!"


 * Dragon Fruit- "What a weird fruit."


 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Still weird."


 * Berries- "Is tasty!"


 * Roasted Berries- "I don't think heat improved them"


 * Cave Banana- "Is tasty!"


 * Cooked Cave Banana- "Is warm and tasty!"

Food - Vegetables

 * Corn- "High in fructose!"


 * Popcorn- "High in fructose!"


 * Carrot (in the ground)- "The earth is making plantbabies."


 * Carrot (picked up)- "Is food. I guess."


 * Roasted Carrot- "Mushy."


 * Pumpkin- "It's as big as my head!"


 * Hot Pumpkin- "How did it turn in to a pie..."


 * Eggplant- "It doesn't look like an egg."


 * Braised Eggplant- "It's even less eggy."
 * Red Mushroom-
 * Green Mushroom-
 * Blue Mushroom-

Food - Crock Pot

 * Mandrake Soup-


 * Turkey Dinner- "Mmmm."


 * Most recipes- "I cooked it myself!"

Food - Other

 * Seeds- "Too small too eat."


 * Seeds (specific)- "


 * Roasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of'em."


 * Honey- "Is yum!"


 * Butterfly Wings- "No fly without wings!"


 * Butter- "Is buttery, and taste like insect."


 * Rot- "Is ball of yuck!"
 * Red Mushroom (picked)-
 * Red Mushroom (cooked)-
 * Green Mushroom (picked)-
 * Green Mushroom (cooked)-


 * Blue Mushroom (picked)-


 * Blue Mushroom (cooked)-."

Misc Items

 * Blueprint-
 * Gears-


 * Red Gem- "Pretty rock."


 * Blue Gem- "Pretty rock."


 * Beard Hair- "Gross. These are not from my face."


 * Manure- "Smelly!"
 * Guano-


 * Graveyard Trinkets- "Is junk, I think."

Adventure Mode

 * Failed-
 * Obelisk that is down while sane (sane, down)-
 * Obelisk that is down while sane (insane, up)-
 * Obelisk that is up while sane (sane, up)-
 * Obelisk that is up while sane (insane, down)-
 * Divining Rod (Before picked up from it's starting base)-
 * Divining Rod- "Is robot box."
 * Divining Rod (cold)-
 * Divining Rod (warm)-
 * Divining Rod (warmer)-
 * Divining Rod (hot)-
 * Divining Rod Base-
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)-
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)-
 * Maxwell's Door-
 * Maxwell's Phonograph-
 * Maxwell's Light-
 * Maxwell's Toothtrap-
 * Maxwell's Toothrap (went off)-
 * Beemine (Maxwell's)-
 * Sick Wormhole-

Announcements

 * Generic- "What is this thing?"
 * Freezing- "Brr! Is frosty!"
 * Turning Winter- "Life in the frozen wastes."


 * Battlecry- "I will punch you!"


 * Battlecry (on prey)- "Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!"


 * Battlecry (Pig)- "I am sorry, my friend!"


 * Battlecry (Spider)- "Die, Evil scary bug!"


 * Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "I am still stronger, scary bug!"


 * Leaving combat- "Ha! I win!"


 * Leaving combat (prey)- "You keep running!"


 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "I forgive you, pig man."


 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "He ran away from me."


 * Leaving combat (Spider warrior)- "He knows I am stronger."


 * Dusk- "The scary time is coming soon."


 * Entering light- "I can see again!"


 * Entering darkness- "I cannot see! I am scared!"


 * Doing things in the dark- "Help me! It is dark!"


 * Failed to do something- "I am not mighty enough to do that."


 * Failed to craft something- "I need to gather more things to make that."


 * Trying to sleep during the day- "It's to bright out."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry-


 * Trying to sleep near monsters-


 * Hounds are coming- "I hear puppies!"
 * Deerclops is coming-


 * Inventory full- "My mighty arms can carry no more."


 * Eating- "Yum!"


 * Eating (spoiled food)- "Ew! Tastes like garbage!"


 * Eating (stale food)- "Tastes funny."


 * Eating (painful food)- "Oooooh. I have belly ache."


 * Hungry- "My mighty belly is empty!"
 * Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."