Talk:Monster Lasagna/@comment-204.237.12.192-20170818173612

You don't know how to cook. Can you ask someone to cook something for you maybe?

You wanna learn to cook yourself? That's great. Learn how to avoid making Lasagna. USSUALLY 2 or more monster food(monster meat/durian) will make this with a few exceptions.

No Webber, this is a bad recipe, even for you. You want to try 2 monster meat + 2 eggs for a chance of Bacon&Eggs? Please don't, especially if you're not even going to eat the lasagna. Or just don't. 1 monster meat + 3 eggs will make meatballs. 1 monster meat + 3 anything is ussually meatballs.

Learn how to make recipes efficiently. I reccommend learning bacon and eggs, froggle bunwich, fishsticks, trail-mix, pierogi, meaty stew, honey ham, pumpkin cookies, turkey dinner, and ice cream. In fact most recipes are 100% worth making.

Avoid making Kabobs, Ratatouille, and Fist Full of Jam... these are easy to learn yet terribly wasteful recipes. If you can make these, you can ussually make something way better.

Never use Honey, Butter, Milk, or Dragon Fruit as filler. They are valuable ingredients. Use Twigs, Berries, Eggs, and Ice as filler, since they can be attained easier. Efficient use of ingredients is the best way to cook. A pro cook will often have 2 monster meat or 2 twigs in their recipe because they know efficient recipes.

Nooooo, what are you doing, stop, don't make more monster lasagna, why??