Talk:Pig King/@comment-84.196.107.126-20121224144022/@comment-99.33.86.180-20130509005713

(the day before you start your world)


 * pig doctor- All right, now we insert the gold nuggets up your anus


 * pig king - squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! owww... do we really have to go through this?


 * pig doctor - yes, the player is arriving soon!


 * pig doctor - all right, your fatness, the surgery is complete! now whenever the player gives you meat, you eat it and gold comes out instead.


 * pig king - here comes wilson. will this hurt?


 * pig doctor - only a little incredibly so.

that is all.