Wolfgang quotes

This page lists Wolfgangs quotes that the character say when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can shift-click items and objects to examine them.

Tools
Axe- "Chop!"

Luxury Axe- "

Shovel- "Dirt Spoon!"

Regal Shovel- "

Pickaxe- "Pick!"

Opulent Pickaxe- "

Razor- "My skin is too strong for hairs!"

Razor (can't shave)- "That cannot be shaved."

Razor (nothing left)- "I cannot shave when there are no hairs."

Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I will wait until he is not looking."

Hammer- "Needs sickle!"

Pitchfork- "Reminds me of childhood."

Lights
Campfire and Fire Pit

Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Good bye dark times!"

Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "Is too much fire!"

Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Is good fire!"

Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire is not hot enough."

Campfire and Fire Pit(embers)- "The darkness is coming!"

Campfire and Fire Pit (burned out)- "Uh oh. It turned off."

Miner Hat- "

Pumpkin lantern- "

Torch- "I attack night with fire stick."

Survival
Backpack- "

Bird Trap- "I will catch bird!"

Bug Net- "Catch bugs."

Fishing Rod- "

Strawroll- "Nap time!"

Tent- "It is time for a mighty nap."

Trap- "No trap can hold me!"

Food
Crock Pot

Crock Pot- "

Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "

Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "

Crock Pot (finished)- "

Farms

Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot- "I will grow mighty crops here!"

Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (growing)- "Grow my little friends! Grow!"

Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (needs fertilizer)- "Dirt is not dirty enough to make plants."

Ice Box- "Box what makes cold!"

Science
Science Machine- "I am not sure how I feed about... science."

Alchemy Engine- " I am not sure how I feed about... science."

Fight
Spear- "It gave me a sliver."

Boomerang- "

Sleep Dart- "

Fire Dart- "Careful, Wolfgang."

Football Helmet- "

Logsuit- "Is almost strong as belly!"

Bee Mine- "

Tooth Trap- "It bites bottoms from below!"

Structures
Bee Box

Bee Box- "Bees!"

Bee Box (no honey)- "

Bee Box (some honey)- "Is ready for harvest!"

Bee Box (full with honey)- "

Birdcage

Birdcage- "Is home for my birdies."

Birdcage (occupied)- "Hello birdie!"

Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "I should be quiet!"

Pig House

Pig House- "The door is too small for me."

Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Where did he go?"

Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "Hey! come out here, pig man!"

Walls

Hay Wall (inventory)- "Scratchy straws!"

Hay Walls (placed)- "Wall is made of grass!"

Wood Wall (inventory)- "Pokey sticks!"

Wood Wall (placed)- "Hello, pointy sticks!"

Stone Wall (inventory)- "Piles of rocks!"

Stone Wall (placed)- "Wall is strong like me!"

Chest- "I put my stuff in there!"

Wooden Flooring- "

Cobblestones- "

Refine
Rope- "Strong! Like me!"

Boards- "I break lot to make board!"

Cut Stone- "I crush rock to make brick!"

Papyrus- "Is like paper"

Magic
Meat Effigy- "I'm not going to die."

Pan Flute- "I can play folk song."

Amulet- "Is very pretty."

Nightmare Fuel- "Scary stuff."

Night Light- "Is strange glow."

Night Armour- "Is like wearing scary little rag!"

Dark Sword- "Is real? Is not real? Is sharp!"

Dress
Strawhat- "Is good hat!"

Beefalo Hat- "Is good hat!"

Beekeeper Hat- "

Feather Hat- "

Winter Hat- "It make ears happy in cold!"

Top Hat- "Is good hat!"

Dapper Vest- "

Breezy Vest- "Is warm and fuzzy nose."

Bush Hat- "I am so sneaky!"

Garland- "Is so pretty!"

Nature - Plants
Evergreen

Evergreen- "Hello, tree!"

Evergreen (chopped)- "Ha! I have prevailed!"

Evergreen (burning)- "I broke it."

Evergreen (burnt)- "Is small and broken now."

Log- "Is thick like my arm."

Log (burning)- "

Charcoal- "Is like holding tiny dead tree."

Pinecone- "I could crush this tree-seed with my hands!"

Spiky Tree

Spiky Tree- "Is spikey."

Spiky Tree (chopped)- "I chopped the spikes off!"

Spiky Tree (burning)- "I burn the spikes off!"

Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Is spikey and black now"

Sapling

Sapling- "Puny tree! I am stronger than you!"

Sapling (picked)- "Ha! Ha! Ha! Tree is floppy!"

Sapling (burning)- "Oops."

Sapling (picked up)- "He is cold and lonely."

Twigs- "Puny twigs! I can break them!"

Grass

Grass- "Is grass."

Grass (picked)- "I have defeated the grass!"

Grass (barren)- "It needs poop."

Grass (burning)- "Not good!"

Grass Tuft- "He is cold and lonely."

Cut Grass- "I made a pile of grass."

Berry Bush

Berry Bush- "Is full of food-balls!"

Berry Bush (picked)- "Eating part is gone."

Berry Bush (barren)- "I need to poop on it."

Berry Bush (picked up)- "He is cold and lonely."

Reeds

Reeds- "Is watery grass."

Reeds (picked)- "I have beaten the reeds!"

Reeds (burning)-."Not good!"

Cut reeds- "I made a clump of reeds."

Plant

Plant- "Leafy!"

Plant (growing)- "Is still growing."

Plant (ready to be picked)- "Mmmm. Is tasty now."

Marsh Plant- "Is plant."

Spiky bush- "Is thorny."

Flower- "They are very pretty."

Nature - Objects
Bee hive

Bee Hive- "Oh, beehive!"

Honeycomb- "Bee used to live inside."

Boulder

Boulder- "Is rock. What you not get?"

Rocks- "Is hard! Like me!"

Flint- "Is rock, but pointy-er."

Gold Nugget- "Money is for tiny men!"

Graves

Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."

Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."

Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"

Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."

Grave- "Scary! Is propably full of bones!"

Grave (dug)- "I am sorry, dead peoples."

Koalefant tracks

Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Dirty dirt."

Animal Tracks- "Animal went this way."

Wooden thing

Wooden Thing- "Strange rock. Do I sit on?"

Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Is coming together now."

Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I do not fear what lies beyond!"

Ring Thing- "I will bend into perfect circle!"

Crank Thing- "Bendy thing is made of metal!"

Box Thing- "Has little lever."

Metal Potato Thing- "Ha ha! Ha ha! What ugly potato!"

Wormhole

Wormhole (closed)- "Like soft pillow, growing on ground."

Wormhole (open)- "It can not harm this man!"

Pond- "Is all wet."

Spider Den- "The bugs are hiding in there."

Spider Egg- "Nasty spider eggs."

Rabbit Hole- "You can not hide forever, jumping meat!"

Mobs - Monsters
Hounds

Hound- "

Red Hound- "

Hound's Tooth- "

Spiders

Spider- "He has scary face!"

Spider (sleeping)- "Walk quietly and he might not see me."

Spider (dead)- "Is made of sticky goo!"

Spider Warrior- "This one is extra scary."

Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I think not smart to poke it."

Spider Warrior (dead)- "Not scary now!"

Silk- "Is too fancy."

Krampus

Krampus- "Scary goat man! Run!"

Krampus Sack- "I have goat man's sack."

Tentacle

Tentacle- "

Tentacle Spike- "

Tentacle spots- "Yuck! Slimy!"

Werepig- "Angry piggie!"

Ghost- "Aaaaaaaaaaah!"

Mobs - Neutral Animals
Beefalo

Beefalo- "Is hair-cow thing!"

Beefalo (following)- "Hair-cow is follow me!"

Beefalo (sleeping)- "Hair-cow is sleeping."

Beefalo (shaved)- "Hair-cow has no more hair."

Beefalo Wool- "I make clothes of hair-cow."

Beefalo Horn- "

Baby Beefalo- "Baby hair-cow!"

Bee

Bee- "Is fat and angry looking."

Bee (picked up)- "Is safely in my pocket."

Killer Bee- "Angry bee!"

Killer bee (picked up)- "My angry bee!"

Stinger- "Is sharp like skewer!"

Pig

Pig- "Hello pig. How are you?"

Pig (following)- "Is friend now!"

Pig (dead)- "No! The pig is dead!"

Pig Skin- "

Frog

Frog- "Hey little froggy, froggy."

Frog (sleeping)- "Is asleep."

Frog (dead)- "Is delicacy in my country."

Koalefant- "Nose meat!"

Mobs - Passive Animals
Butterfly

Butterfly- "Is pretty flutterby!"

Butterfly (picked up)- "My pet!"

Birds

Crow- "I do not like birds."

Crow (picked up)- "He is squaky."

Crow Feather- "

Redbird- "

Redbird (picked up)- "

Redbird feather- "

Gobbler- "

Chester

Eye Bone- "It is eye bone." Eye bone connect to face bone."

Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "It sleeps now."

Ashes of Eye Bone- "

Chester- "Strange box with legs."

Rabbit

Rabbit- "Tiny rabbit! Hide from me!"

Rabbit (picked up)- "He is my friend."

Fireflies

Fireflies- "Sparkly!"

Fireflies (picked up)- "My pocket is sparkles!"

Mandrake

Mandrake- "Is strange plant."

Mandrake (following)- "Little plant man friend!"

Mandrake (dead)- "Little plant man is died!"

Mandrake (cooked)- "

Mobs - Tallbird family
Tallbird

Tallbird- "Is tallest bird!"

Tallbird Nest (empty)- "

Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "

Tallbird egg

Tallbird Egg- "There is bird inside."

Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "Cooked bird. Good for breakfast!"

Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Little bird is trying to get out."

Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "This egg is too crunchy."

Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Is too hot for little bird!"

Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Bird is like ice cube!"

Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I wait for bird."

Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Bird comes soon."

Smallbird

Smallbird- "Is very small ird."

Smallbird (hungry)- "Small bird is hungry."

Smallbird (starving)- "Small bird will die from starving."

Smallish Tallbird

Smallish Tallbird- "Hah! Not so tall."

Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Is hungry, and noisy."

Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Is hungry, noisy and angry!"

Mobs - Bosses
Treeguard (Leif)- "Is wood man!"

Spider Queen- "Oh no! walking bug house!"

Spider Hat- "Is like smooch from giant bug."

Mobs - Other
Maxwell- "A fancy suit is no match for my muscles!"

Pig King- "Ha! Is good people!"

Abigail- "

Food - Meats
Monster Meat- "It is not looking like food."

Cooked Monster Meat- "I still do not want to eat this."

Meat- "Meat makes me strong!"

Cooked meat- "I made meat good with fire!"

Drumstick- "

Fried Drumstick- "

Fish- "

Cooked Fish- "

Morsel- "I need more meat!"

Cooked Morsel- "It is even smaller cooked!"

Koalefant Trunk- "Is floppy nose."

Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Is cooked nose."

Frog Legs- "Is delicacy in my country!"

Cooked Frog Legs- "

Food - Fruits
Pomegranate- "

Sliced Pomegranate- "

Durian- "

Extra Smelly Durian- "

Dragon Fruit- "

Prepared Dragon Fruit- "

Berries- "Is tasty!"

Roasted Berries- "

Food - Vegitables
Corn- "

Popcorn- "

Carrot (in the ground)- "

Carrot (picked up)- "Is food. I guess."

Roasted Carrot- "

Pumpkin- "

Hot Pumpkin- "

Eggplant- "

Braised Eggplant- "

Food - Crock Pot
Mandrake Soup- "

Turkey Dinner- "

Most recipes- "

Food - Other
Seeds- "Too small too eat."

Seeds (carrot seeds, pumpkin seeds etc)- "

Roasted Seeds- "

Honey- "Is yum!"

Petals- "These smell nice."

Butterfly Wings- "No fly without wings!"

Butter- "Is buttery, and taste like insect."

Rot- "Is ball of yuck!"

Misc Items
Red Gem-

Beard Hair- "Gross. These are not from my face."

Manure- "Smelly!"

Graveyard Trinkets

All trinkets- "Is junk, I think."

Announcements
Generic- "What is this thing?"

Battlecry- "I will punch you!"

Battlecry (on prey)- "Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!"

Battlecry (Pig)- "I am sorry, my friend!"

Battlecry (Spider)- "Die, Evil scary bug!"

Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "I am still stronger, scary bug!"

Leaving combat- "Ha! I win!"

Leaving combat (prey)- "You keep running!"

Leaving combat (Pig)- "I forgive you, pig man."

Leaving combat (Spider)- "He ran away from me."

Leaving combat (Spider warrior)- "He knows I am stronger."

Torch (run out)- "Oh no! The light is gone!"

Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! Why did you hurt me, throwy stick?"

Dusk- "The scary time is coming soon."

Entering light- "I can see again!"

Entering darkness- "I cannot see! I am scared!"

Doing things in the dark- "Help me! It is dark!"

Failed to do something- "I am not mighty enough to do that."

Failed to craft something- "I need to gather more things to make that."

Trying to sleep during the day- "

Trying sleep near monsters- "

Knocked out- "

Bees- "

Night Monster- "Show yourself!"

Night Monster (hurt by)- "Ow! It got me!"

Pecked- "What I do to deserve this?"

Hound's are coming- "I hear puppies!"

Inventory full- "My mighty arms can carry no more."

Eating- "Yum!"

Eating (spoiled food)- "Ew! Tastes like garbage!"

Eating (stale food)- "Tastes funny."

Eating (painful food)- "Oooooh. I have belly ache."

Hungry- "My mighty belly is empty!"

Exiting a Wormhole- "It makes me feel alive!"

Koalefant (lost its trail)- "No animal here."

Koalefant (found)- "Animal is close."