Woodlegs quotes



"Ready ta fire six pounders!"

- Woodlegs

This page lists Woodlegs' Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Base Game

 * Axe- "I be axe'n the questions 'round here!"
 * Luxury Axe- "'Tis one way ta use treasure."
 * Shovel- "Ima' gold digger!"
 * Regal Shovel- "Perfect for buryin' me treasures."
 * Pickaxe- "Let's get them treasures!"
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "Thet pick is made o' mighty soft metal."
 * Razor- "Shavin's fer princes and lawyers."
 * Razor (can't shave)- "It don't be shave day."
 * Razor (nothing left)- "Thar don't be nuthin' to shave."
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "Woodlegs ain't no fool!"
 * Hammer- "Ye could put quite a 'ole in a boat wit' tis."
 * Pitchfork- "Can I be diggin' treasures wit' this?"
 * Feather Pencil- "Fer makin' me mark."
 * Brush- "Na' fer Woodleg's beard."
 * Saddle- "A cap'ns chair fer m'beast."
 * War Saddle- "Fit fer an'admiral that is."
 * Glossamer Saddle- "Puts tha wind in m'sails."
 * Saddlehorn- "Fer pryin' tha chair off'n tha beasties."
 * Salt Lick- "Saltier than ol' Woodlegs."
 * Salt Lick (burning)- "
 * Salt Lick (burnt)- "

Shipwrecked

 * Machete- "Ye be slicin'!"
 * Luxury Machete- "'Tis a mighty 'eavy blade."

Hamlet

 * Shears- "A cutlass fer tha'bushes."

Base Game

 * Campfire (upon being built)- "Anyone know a good sea shanty 'side me?"
 * Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Need ta be careful ta not burn me legs."
 * Campfire (high)- "She be a roarin'"
 * Fire Pit (high)- "'Tis a mercy thet me ship is ney nearby."
 * Campfire (normal)- "Warm n' cozy."
 * Fire Pit (normal)- "Better keep me distance."
 * Campfire (low)- "Fire's goin' oot."
 * Fire Pit (low)- "'Tis goin' ta need some fuel soon."
 * Campfire (embers)- "Th' fire needs ta be fed."
 * Fire Pit (embers)- "'Tis nearly burnt out."
 * Campfire (out)- "She be done."
 * Fire Pit (out)- "Th' fire has left."
 * Torch- "Now I can spot treasure in th' dark!"
 * Miner Hat- "A light at sea keeps me calm."
 * Torch and Miner Hat (out)- "Me light went out!"
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "A wee bit heavy fer a lantern."
 * Lantern- "'Tis a fine light."

Reign of Giants

 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "The flames be lickin' th' dark."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "I be glad this fire is in a pit and not on me ship."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Good to warm me'self by."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire be gettin' low."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Th' fire be goin' oot."
 * Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "The fire be out."
 * Moggles- "Gives eyes of a ghost in th' night!"

Shipwrecked

 * Chiminea (all stages)- "Keeps th' wind off a good fire."
 * Bottle Lantern- "Thet's one use fer a bottle."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Need ta be careful ta not burn me legs."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "'Tis a mercy thet me ship is ney nearby."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "Hot by th'fire."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "'Tis goin' ta need some fuel soon."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "'Tis nearly burnt out."
 * Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "Th'fire has left."
 * Tar Lamp- "Looks like a wee boat!"
 * Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Prote'tion frum th'waves."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "Burnin' bright, aye!"
 * Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Th'bitter cold'll not get Woodlegs, na!"
 * Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "Tis a wee bit low."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "Thet needs a stokin'."
 * Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "It be out... Like a light!"

Hamlet

 * Cork Candle Hat- "A fine hat fer lootin' temples."
 * Cowl- "Has the look o' tha' flyin' beasties."

Base Game

 * Backpack- "I be packin' now."
 * Piggyback- "From th' flesh o' th' boar."
 * Bird Trap- "Once ye fly in, ye don't fly oot."
 * Bug Net- "Keeps th' buggies outta me no teeth."
 * Fishing Rod- "'Tis a useful tool."
 * Straw Roll- "Don't look fit fer a dry nights sleep."
 * Fur Roll- "Sweet, hairy dreams."
 * Tent- "I prefers a water bed."
 * Trap- "I prefer to meet me foes head-on."
 * Honey Poultice- "Fer layabout swabs."
 * Healing Salve- "Thet will soothe me wounds."
 * Umbrella- "I do like ta keep me powder dry."
 * Compass-
 * N- "Ta th'North!"
 * S- "Ta th'South!"
 * E- "Ta th'East!"
 * W- "Ta th'West!"
 * NE- "Ta th'Nor' East!"
 * SE- "Ta th'Sou' East!"
 * NW- "Ta th'Nor' West!"
 * SW- "Ta th'Sou' West!"
 * Compass (generic)- "'Tis a compass."
 * Bundling Wrap- "Ol' Woodlegs can bury 'is tre'sure in't."
 * Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "
 * Bundled Supplies- "Full o' Woodleg's treas'res."

Reign of Giants

 * Insulated Pack- "A mighty chill runs through this here pack."
 * Luxury Fan- "'Tis a sail for me face."
 * Siesta Lean-to- "I hate sleeping on land."
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "Night be fer slumber not fer siestas."
 * Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "This ain't be th' time fer nappin'."
 * Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I be too hungry fer a nap."
 * Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "This ain't th' sorta place fer nappin'."
 * Tent (burnt)- "Thet's whut ye get fer trustin' yer snoozes to land."
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "No good fer nappin' now."
 * Thermal Stone- "Me rock friend."
 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Me rock friend be freezin'!"
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "Me chilly rock friend."
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "Me cozy rock friend."
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "Me rock friend be gettin' toasty."
 * Pretty Parasol- "A lil' water ne'er hurt nobody."

Shipwrecked

 * Thatch Pack- "Thatch th' ticket!"
 * Booty Bag- "Me thought me lost thet!"
 * Sea Sack- "Me travels moist'ly hereout."
 * Tropical Fan- "Beat th' heat"
 * Silly Monkey Ball- "This be unsettlin'."
 * Tropical Parasol- "I's a pirate wit' an umbrella."
 * Anti Venom- "'Tis th' sea thet'll claim me, not some sickly biter."
 * Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Needs a hammock!"

Hamlet

 * Bug B'Gone- "A land cannon fer the wee buggies."
 * Bird Whistle- "Fer tha'callin' o'tha feather'd beasties."

Base Game

 * Crock Pot (empty)- "Th' pot be empty."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "'Tis a slow recipe."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Ye'll be done soon 'nuff."
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "'Tis ready for eatin'"
 * Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "Thet don't be 'longin' thar."
 * Bee Box- "Thar be bees."
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "'Tis empty o' th' golden treasure."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "'Tis a wee bit o' gold left."
 * Bee Box (full of honey)- "Thar be gold in this box!"
 * Farm- "'Spose th' ground be somewhat useful."
 * Farm (growing)- "Aye, 'tis breaking free o' its earthly bonds."
 * Farm (finished)- "Arr, she's ready!"
 * Farm (needs fertilizer)- "Th' ground be lookin' hungry."
 * Ice Box- "Good fer keepin' me food."
 * Drying Rack- "Hangin' spot fer me meats."
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Swing, swing, into me mouth!"
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "She's ready!"

Reign of Giants

 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "Th' pot be burnt up."
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "I smell burnt honey..."
 * Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "'Tis blackened."
 * Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Th' rain don't be helpin'."
 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "Thet be a shame."
 * Bucket-o-poop- "Feed some plants wit' this."

Shipwrecked

 * Mussel Stick- "Fer lurin' mussels into me belly."
 * Mussel Bed- "Ye'll b'returned t'th'sea."
 * Fish Farm (empty)- "Nary a fish in sight!"
 * Fish Farm (growing)- "Th'fish b'growin', aye."
 * Fish Farm (one fish)- "Tharr be a bite!"
 * Fish Farm (two fish)- "More fish fer ol'Woodlegs!"
 * Fish Farm (three fish)- "They b'ready fer a cookin'!"
 * Fish Farm (four fish)- "Thet be a netful!"

Hamlet

 * Sprinkler- "Relief fer tha'plants."

Base Game

 * Science Machine- "I heard 'bout this science stuff. 'Tis up 'n comin'."
 * Alchemy Engine- "It does whut?"
 * Thermal Measurer- "Arrr brrrrrr!"
 * Rainometer- "Sailor's arre walkin' rain-thingies!"
 * Lightning Rod- "Protectin' me from th' 'eavens."
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "Dodged thet!"
 * Gunpowder- "Packs quite th' punch."

Reign of Giants

 * Science Machine (burnt)- "I guess science ain't so hot after all."
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "It won't be doin' whatever it done before."
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Thet don't help me now."
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "Ye couldn't predict fire could ye!"
 * Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Hope no fires start 'round 'ere."
 * Ice Flingomatic (on)- "This area be protected from fires."
 * Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "'Tis nearly empty."
 * Electrical Doodad- "Whut be this?"

Shipwrecked

 * Sea Lab- "Thet b'fer tinkerin' on th'waves!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "'Tis runnin' fine."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "'Tis chuggin' along."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "'Tis sputterin'."
 * Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "'Tis chokin'!"
 * Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "'Tis outta fuel."
 * Quacken Drill- "Thar b'a drill."

Hamlet

 * Smelter- "A cannon fer makin' metals."
 * Oscillating Fan- "A cool wind blows from thee!"

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomploshrine- "Ye be knowin'th'glory of pirate Woodlegs, world!"

Base Game

 * Spear- "I could jabber on wit' this all day."
 * Ham Bat- "Made wit' metal from th' finest meat mines."
 * Boomerang- "I prefer somethin' thet don't come back at me head."
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "Infernal weapon!"
 * Blow Dart- "A swab's weapon."
 * Sleep Dart- "Whisper 'em ta sleep."
 * Fire Dart- "I be breathin' fire."
 * Football Helmet- "Keeps me melon safe."
 * Grass Suit- "Only a landlubber would think o'makin' armor from grass."
 * Log Suit- "At least wood floats."
 * Marble Suit- "This'd sink like a stone in th' sea."
 * Bee Mine- "Step 'n get stung."
 * Tooth Trap- "I may be toothless, but this trap ain't."

Reign of Giants

 * Scalemail- "She be hot ta th'touch o'me enemies!"
 * Morning Star- "'Tis a glowin' sword!"
 * Weather Pain- "Whut unholy nonsense be 'tis?"

Shipwrecked

 * Poison Spear- "A coward's weapon."
 * Poison Dart- "A swab's weapon."
 * Coconade- "Packs a fruit punch!"
 * Coconade (lit)- "Surprise! 'Tis explodin' fruit!"
 * Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "Load a spear an'let'er fly!"
 * Cutlass Supreme- "Aye, 'tis a true pirate's blade."
 * Horned Helmet- "'Tis a hat o'th'ox."
 * Seashell Suit- "Me mateys would laugh at me..."
 * Limestone Suit- "This'd sink like a stone on th' sea."
 * Cactus Armor- "Me'd like ta see them try ta hit Woodlegs now!"

Hamlet

 * Halberd- "T'ain't no cutlass."
 * Cork Bat- "Lighter than a belayin' pin."
 * Weevole Mantle- "Aye. Finery made o' bug skin."
 * Mant Mask- "T'mask yer ugly mug."
 * Mant Suit- "'Tis an unpleasant bus'niss."
 * Fancy Helmet- "I prefer my captain's hat."
 * Tin Suit- "Not good fer swimmin' in."
 * Blunderbuss- "It be a hand cannon."

Base Game

 * Birdcage- "No parrot o' mine could bear a cagin'."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "How ye like yer cell, matey?"
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Awww look at thet. Th' pepper's sleepin'."
 * Pig House- "Looks like an outhouse, don't it?"
 * Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "'Ere piggy, piggy."
 * Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Gettin' some shut eye, 'e is."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "Thet be one big carrot."
 * Hay Wall (held)- "Hope there arrr'nt any wild horses about."
 * Hay Wall- "Th' only walls I tolerate arr in me cabin."
 * Wood Wall (held)- "Walls arrr fer land and land be fer lubbers."
 * Wood Wall- "Keeps yer land safe if thet's yer fancy."
 * Stone Wall (held)- "Stone wall fer all yer land concerns."
 * Stone Wall- "It would sink at sea."
 * Chest- "Aye, th' meaning o' life inna box."
 * Sign- "Must be somethin' important 'round 'ere."
 * Potted Fern- "Now whut use 'ave I for a house plant?"
 * Mini Sign (held)- "
 * Mini Sign (empty)- "
 * Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "
 * Mini Sign (drawn on)- "A wee landmarker."
 * Wood Fence (held)- "
 * Wood Fence- "Fer pennin' tha beasties in."
 * Wood Gate (held)- "
 * Wood Gate- "Fer goin' in. Also fer goin' out."

Reign of Giants

 * Pig House (burnt)- "Fire's done 'is work here."
 * Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Burnt to th' earth!"
 * Hay Wall (burnt)- "Th' hay wall burnt up, go figure."
 * Wood Wall (burnt)- "Won't be wallin' anymore."
 * Chest (burnt)- "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
 * Scaled Chest- "'Tis keepin me treasures safe n' sound."
 * Sign (burnt)- "Used ta be markin' somethin'."

Shipwrecked

 * Sand Castle- "I be a sandcastle master builder!"
 * Sand Castle (sand)- "No pirate can make a better sandcastle than ol'Woodlegs!"
 * Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Bet them bores be knowin' how ta parrrrrty."
 * Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "They ain't much fer housekeepin'."
 * Limestone Wall (held)- "Walls make me feel cagey."
 * Limestone Wall- "Bah! Walls!"
 * Dragoon Den- "D'ya think 'tis full o' treasure?"
 * Sandbag (held)- "Woodlegs'd never lug th'land with'im!"
 * Sandbag- "Fer keepin' th' flood waters at bay."
 * Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Ahoy me mateys!"
 * Seaworthy (SW world)- "Farewell ye land lubbers!"
 * Buoy- "Buoy am I glad ta see ya."
 * Sea Chest- "Woodlegs' treasure, buried at sea!"
 * Ballphin Palace- "They be at home on th'sea, jus' like ol'Woodlegs!"
 * Sea Wall (held)- "A wall t'be."
 * Sea Wall- "Wall'o'th'sea!"

Hamlet

 * Cork Barrel- "'Tis a tiny chest."
 * Cork Barrel (burnt)- "

Base Game

 * Wooden Flooring- "Creaks under me pegleg."
 * Other Turfs- "Me ain't no ground lubber."

Reign of Giants

 * All Turfs- "Me ain't no ground lubber."

Shipwrecked

 * Volcano Turf- "Th' devil's ground."
 * Other Turfs- "Me ain't no ground lubber."

Hamlet

 * Lawn, Cultivated, and Flat Stone Turf- "Me ain't no ground lubber."
 * Cultivated Turf- "
 * Flat Stone Turf- "
 * Stone Road Turf- "

Base Game

 * Rope- "Fer lashin' stuff ta stuff."
 * Boards- "Good n' straight."
 * Cut Stone- "Thet be well tooled stone."
 * Papyrus- "Aye! A fresh map!"
 * Purple Gem- "Shiny and valuable!"
 * Nightmare Fuel- "I've seen thet dark magic asea..."
 * Beeswax- "Na as good as me own earwax!"
 * Wax Paper- "Keeps tha weather outta me food."

Shipwrecked

 * Cloth- "Fabric fer a sail!"
 * Limestone- "No good fer ship buildin'."
 * Empty Bottle- "She's empty."
 * Coral Nubbin- "N'ta hair t'be seen."

Hamlet

 * Claw Palm Sapling- "Too small fer a mast."

Base Game

 * Meat Effigy- "Don't capture me likeness at all!"
 * Prestihatitator- "Me ain't had enuff learnin' to say a word like thet."
 * Shadow Manipulator- "Witchcraft wit' this 'un, no two ways about 'er."
 * Pan Flute- "Blankets ye inta a bewitched sleep."
 * Night Light- "Don't provide much comfort, do it?"
 * Night Armor- "Feels good ta put it on."
 * Dark Sword- "Me cursed cutlass."
 * One-man Band- "Whut's th' point o' this?"
 * Bat Bat- "I'd let this fly at me enemies."
 * Belt of Hunger- "How bad do I wanna protect myself?"
 * Chilled Amulet- "Chilly."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "Looks good on Woodlegs!"
 * Life Giving Amulet- "A wee bit o' insurance round me neck."
 * Fire Staff- "Woodlegs learned not ta play wit' fire."
 * Ice Staff- "Thet staff be chillin'."
 * Telelocator Staff- "I prefer a fast ship and th' wind at me back."
 * Telelocator Focus (full)- "She be in focus now!"
 * Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "Needs more o' them purpley gemmies."
 * Telelocator Socket (full)- "'Tis lackin' treasure."
 * Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "'Tis full o' treasure."

Reign of Giants

 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Won't be resurrectin' nuthin' anymores."
 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Good! I didn't like saying yer name anyhow."
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Th' dark arts didn't save ye."
 * Old Bell- "Thar be dingin' 'n 'lingin'."

Shipwrecked

 * Piratihatitator- "She looks great in thet hat."
 * Piratihatitator (burnt)- "What a shame."
 * Dripple Pipes- "A flute ta play a lil diddy."

Hamlet

 * Hogus Porkusator- "Thars a funny little pig."
 * Hogus Porkusator (burnt)- "
 * Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Bow."
 * Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Stern."

Base Game

 * Sewing Kit- "Get me a swab ta do me sewin'."
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "Thet hat be makin' squeakin' sounds."
 * Straw Hat- "Not fit fer a captain. But makes fer a cool head."
 * Beefalo Hat- "Keeps me ears warm."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "Woodlegs ain't no honey farmer!"
 * Feather Hat- "'Tis a hat o' birdy treasures."
 * Winter Hat- "Keeps me noggin' from freezin'."
 * Top Hat- "Even a dirty ol' pirate could use a dapper day."
 * Dapper Vest- "Fit fer a swab."
 * Breezy and Puffy Vest- "Clothes from a nose!"
 * Bush Hat- "Fer blendin' in wit' th' landlubbers."
 * Garland- "'Tis a pretty flower 'at."
 * Walking Cane- "I got me a built-in cane."

Reign of Giants

 * Cat Cap- "Hope none o' me mates catch me in this gettup."
 * Fashion Melon- "I love me water fruits but this be ridiculous."
 * Ice Cube- "Keeps me 'ead cool."
 * Rain Coat- "Keeps me blouse dry."
 * Rain Hat- "Keeps yer head dry."
 * Summer Frest- "Right back at ye, sunny boy."
 * Floral Shirt- "'Tis light an stylish."
 * Eyebrella- "Ye'll keep an eye out fer ol' Woodlegs."
 * Hibearnation Vest- "Toasty warm."

Shipwrecked

 * Brain of Thought- "A jelly ta rest upon me dainty head."
 * Snakeskin Hat- "On me head? Wear thet?"
 * Snakeskin Jacket- "Leathers to slick th' rain away."
 * Blubber Suit- "Ye has gotta be kiddin' me."
 * Windbreaker- "Ol' Woodlegs be an expert windbreaker!"
 * Tar Suit- "Y'arr, cov'r me in tarr!"
 * Particulate Purifier- "Smells o' freshness when me wears it."
 * Sleek Hat- "Cuts me walkin' time in half!"
 * Shark Tooth Crown- "Madness ta put th' devil's knives on me head."
 * Dumbrella- "'Tis th' work of a madman."

Hamlet

 * Gas Mask- "This'll cut down on the coughin'."
 * Pith Hat- "Tougher than me pirate hat."
 * Thunderhat- "Not me piratin' 'at, but I'll take it."

Shipwrecked

 * Log Raft- "She don't look too sturdy."
 * Raft- "This vessel be an embarrassment!"
 * Row Boat- "I ain't rowed since I was a young swab."
 * Cargo Boat- "Fer th' hoarder at sea."
 * Armored Boat- "She's a tough 'un."
 * Encrusted Boat- "'A vessel'o th'sea, t'be sure."
 * The 'Sea Legs'- "Me ship. She's me Sea Legs."
 * Sea Legs Sail- "Thet's me sail!"
 * Boat Repair Kit- "Never set sail wit'out 'er."
 * Thatch Sail- "Fer catchin' th' blow."
 * Cloth Sail- "Fancy sail, thet."
 * Snakeskin Sail- "Thet be a sail."
 * Feather Lite Sail- "'Tis light as a feather."
 * Iron Wind- "Woodlegs prefers 'is sail."
 * Boat Torch- "Fer a torch on me boat, not fer torchin' me boat."
 * Boat Lantern- "Fer night sails."
 * Boat Cannon- "Ready ta fire six pounders!"
 * Quackering Ram- "Tis time fer a quackerin'!"
 * Sea Trap (held and placed)- "Tis' a pirate's lunch fer me!"
 * Sea Yard (off)- "Who'll take care'a ol'Sea Legs now?"
 * Sea Yard (on)- "Thet'll give Sea Legs a leg up! Harr!"
 * Sea Yard (low fuel)- "Thar be near no wind in them sails!"
 * Tar Extractor (off)- "Ain't doin' nuthin'!"
 * Tar Extractor (on)- "Tis workin'up a mighty sweat!"
 * Tar Extractor (low fuel)- "Thet b'lookin' mor'n a tad low."
 * Trawl Net- "Fer trawl'n around."
 * Trawl Net (detached)- "Yield yer haul!"
 * Trawl Net (sinking)- "Give up yer haul."
 * Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Yer haul be mine soon."
 * Spyglass- "Aye eye!"
 * Super Spyglass- "Eye see clear ta th' horizon!"
 * Captain Hat- "Look smart mateys! Captain on deck!"
 * Pirate Hat- "Yo-ho-ho!"
 * Lucky Hat- "'Tis me lucky hat!"
 * Life Jacket- "Bah! For swabs only!"

Hamlet

 * Cork Bowl Canoe- "It be a poorly ship."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Machete- "Thet thing gets hot!"
 * Obsidian Axe- "Keep thet away from me legs!"
 * Obsidian Spear- "Poke ye wit' fire!"
 * Obsidian Armor- "It be heavy 'n hot."
 * Obsidian Coconade- "Ka-boom!"
 * Howling Conch- "Brings th' storm down."
 * Sail Stick- "Keeps th' wind at me back."
 * Volcano Staff- "Ye'll do me biddin' now, 'cano!"

Base Game

 * Thulecite- "Wonder whut this be worth?"
 * Thulecite Wall (held)- "Ancient walls ta protect precious treasure."
 * Thulecite Wall- "These walls be even older than me!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "All be calm."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Somethin' feels off..."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It be buildin'!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "Th'nightmare's at its peak!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Me pegs feel it be dyin'."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "It be slippin' away..."
 * Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "Not a peep o'magic."
 * The Lazy Forager- "Me magic chain."
 * Magiluminescence- "I be a walkin' lighthouse!"
 * Construction Amulet- "Wearin' this ol' amulet makes me feel so smart!"
 * The Lazy Explorer- "Magic peg legs!"
 * Star Caller's Staff- "Th' stars aren't under th' domain o' man."
 * Deconstruction Staff- "I's ain't against some helpful magic."
 * Pick/Axe- "'Tis multipurpose."
 * Thulecite Crown- "A crown o' jewels."
 * Thulecite Suit- "Feels like I be wearin' treasure."
 * Thulecite Club- "Whut a beaut!"
 * Houndius Shootius (held)- "'Twill need a base ta be useful."
 * Houndius Shootius- "'Tis a magical cannon."

Hamlet

 * Disarming Tools- "Now Woodlegs' got the upper hand."
 * Ball Pein Hammer- "Fer diggin' treasures from artifacts."
 * Gold Pan- "Fer fishin' fer gold."
 * Magnifying Glass- "'Tis a spyglass o' tha land."

Hamlet

 * Lamp Post (off)- "
 * Lamp Post (on)- "Sanctuary!"
 * Town House- "
 * The Sterling Trough Deli- "Ah. Grub!"
 * Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "Thar b'no treasure t'be had inside."
 * Curly Tails Mud Spa- "Ripe fer th'plunder."
 * Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "T'ward off th'scurvy."
 * Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "A house'o'land plants."
 * 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "
 * The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Thar be magic in that there store."
 * The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "I be'in need o'tha piratin' gear."
 * The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "Already gotme 'at!"
 * Swinesbury Academy- "Full o'tha 'oary plunder."
 * Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "
 * Swinesbury City Hall- "Full o'tha pesky bigshots."
 * My City Hall- "
 * Slanty Shanty- "
 * Slanty Shanty (owned)- "Ol' Woodlegs prefers tha'seas."

Flooring.pnging

 * Wood Flooring- "
 * Marble Flooring- "
 * Checkered Flooring- "
 * Slate Flooring- "
 * Sheet Metal Flooring- "

Shelves.pnges

 * Carved Bookshelf- "
 * Basic Bookshelf- "
 * Cinderblock Bookshelf- "
 * Marble Shelf- "
 * Glass Shelf- "
 * Ladder Shelf- "
 * Hutch Shelf- "
 * Industrial Shelf- "
 * Adjustable Shelf- "
 * Windowed Cabinet- "
 * Wall Mounted Shelf- "
 * A-Frame Shelf- "
 * Crates Shelf- "
 * Fridge- "
 * Hook Shelf- "
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Base Game

 * Evergreen- "'Tis some fine ship buildin' material."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "Thet tree be lookin' lumpy."
 * Spiky Tree- "A tree wit' daggers."
 * Evergreen (stump)- "Yer earthly bonds run deep."
 * Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Yer lookin' a bit short."
 * Spiky Tree (stump)- "Thet be all thet's left."
 * Evergreen (burning)- "Yer usefulness is running out."
 * Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Thet tree be burnin'."
 * Spiky Tree and Bush (burning)- "Burnin'."
 * Evergreen (burnt)- "Ye can't spread yer seeds now."
 * Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Me won't be buildin' a ship from ye."
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Better 'em then me!"
 * Evergreen (sapling)- "Grow inta ship wood me sweet."
 * Log- "Thet's me legs' brother."
 * Log (burning)- "Keep back!"
 * Charcoal- "Burnt to a brickette."
 * Pine Cone- "Th' seed o' th' tree."
 * Marble Tree- "Strange trees..."
 * Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "Don't be wakin' 'im up."
 * Living Log- "It be cursed wood."
 * Sapling- "Wee wood."
 * Sapling (picked)- "Thar be no more pickin' o' this one fer a spell."
 * Sapling (burning)- "Th' wood burns."
 * Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful."
 * Twigs- "Too thin fer replacin' me peg leg."
 * Grass Tuft- "Looks like some tufts o' grass."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "'Urry up an' grow back."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "Ye' won't be much use ta Woodlegs."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "Stay off me legs."
 * Cut Grass- "Ye'll be helpin' Woodlegs later."
 * Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Ripe fer th' pickin'."
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "Will thar be berries again?"
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "It needs a spot o' poop."
 * Reeds- "Betcha I can whistle a tune wit' these!"
 * Reeds (picked)- "It can't reed."
 * Reeds (burning)- "They burn up fast."
 * Cut Reeds- "But Woodlegs can't reed."
 * Plant and Marsh Plant- "Green like me mermaid's eyes."
 * Plant (growing)- "Waitin' and waitin'."
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "Arr, she's ready!"
 * Spiky Bush- "She's got wee swords."
 * Spiky Bush (after picking)- "Ye poked me!"
 * Flower- "'Tis a pretty flower."
 * Petals- "Them flowers ain't comin' back ta life."
 * Evil Flower- "'Tis an evil flower. Stay away!"
 * Dark Petals- "Bewitched flowers."
 * Red Mushroom- "It be an alarming colored 'shroom."
 * Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "It don't wanna 'shroom up yet."
 * Red Mushroom (picked)- "It's outta 'shrooms."
 * Green Mushroom- "Don't see many o' these at sea."
 * Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "'Tis below sea level."
 * Green Mushroom (picked)- "'Tis out sailin'"
 * Blue Mushroom- "I got room fer mush in me belly."
 * Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Ye only come oot at night?"
 * Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Will th' shroom bloom again?"

Reign of Giants

 * Birchnut Tree- "Yer hair be pretty."
 * Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Ye'll make a fine vessel."
 * Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Ye won't be standin' fer long."
 * Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Thet tree be worthless."
 * Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "Thar be a tree in its future."
 * Sapling (withered)- "Needs a splash o' rum."
 * Grass Tuft (withered)- "Ye' won't be much use ta Woodlegs like thet."
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "Th' bush can't beat th' heat."
 * Plant (withered)- "Too hot fer her wee roots."
 * Birchnut- "It be rattlin' when ye shake it."
 * Cactus- "Ye have a sharp taste ye do."
 * Cactus (after picking)- "Ye poky devils ye!"
 * Cactus (picked)- "Ye been freshly pricked. I mean picked."
 * Tumbleweed- "I like me weeds settin' still."

Shipwrecked

 * Bamboo Patch (normal and burning)- "Ye sproutin' wood."
 * Jungle Tree- "Thet tree be hidin' all kinds o' treasures."
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den (normal and burning)- "Ya look like a tangled pile o'riggin'."
 * Bamboo Patch (stump & withered)- "Thar be no bamboo fer th' moment."
 * Jungle Tree (stump)- "Nary a wiff o' treasure left."
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "Thet straightened ya out."
 * Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burning)- "She burns bright."
 * Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Thet's th' end o' thet."
 * Jungle Tree (burnt)- "Be smellin' like a bag o' coal."
 * Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "Thet's one way ta solve a knot."
 * Bamboo Root- "Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful."
 * Viney Bush Root- "Thet be mine fer th'takin'."
 * Jungle Tree (sapling)- "Meybe sev'ral legs!"
 * Jungle Tree Seed- "Ye might grow in ta a new leg fer me."
 * Bamboo- "Ye'd be too big to pick me teeth wit'. If me had teeth..."
 * Vine- "Them's be th' stranglin' kind."
 * Grass (water)- "Ye must 'ave a 'uge thirst!"
 * Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "Th' brains o' the ocean."
 * Seaweed (plant and picked)- "Get's tangled in my rigging."
 * Seaweed Stalk- "It's a... thing."
 * Mangrove (normal, burning, and stump)- "Th' waters be shallow 'ere."
 * Mangrove (burnt)- "'Tis cooked."
 * Palm Tree- "A nice bit o' shade thar."
 * Palm Tree (burnt)- "Be smellin' like a bag o'coal."
 * Palm Tree (stump)- "Nary a wiff o'treasure left."
 * Palm Tree (sapling)- "Tis a fruit no more!"
 * Palm Leaf- "Whut can I make wit' this here?"
 * Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "Thet tree be givin' Woodlegs th' evil eye."
 * Tidal Plant- "Leafy greens from high tide."

Hamlet

 * Claw Palm Tree- "A strange wood be within."
 * Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
 * Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
 * Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
 * Cork- "'Tis barely seaworthy."
 * Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
 * Rainforest Tree- "'Tis a land tree."
 * Rainforest Tree (burning)- "
 * Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "
 * Rainforest Tree (stump)- "
 * Cocooned Tree- "That be fer tha beasties."
 * Jungle Burr- "Sticks t'yer pegs."
 * Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
 * Tea Tree- "'Tis a growing ship mast."
 * Tea Tree (burning)- "
 * Tea Tree (burnt)- "
 * Tea Tree (stump)- "
 * Seed Pod- "
 * Tea Tree Sapling- "
 * Tuber Tree- "'Tis too hardy fer an axe."
 * Blooming Tuber Tree- "
 * Tall Grass- "As tall'as th'sky."
 * Tall Grass (cut)- "
 * Exotic Flower- "Ol'Woodlegs got na use fer thet."
 * Aloe (planted)- "
 * Asparagus (planted)- "
 * Radish (planted)- "
 * Nettle Vine- "Arrr. Tis a strong smell!"
 * Nettle Vine (picked)- "
 * Nettle Plant (held)- "Be needin' some land."
 * Bramble- "Argh! 'Tis a mast with shark's teeth."
 * Hanging Vine- "
 * Great Leafy Stalk- "Vessel i'th'makin'."
 * Lotus Plant- "
 * Lotus Plant (picked)- "
 * Lily Pad- "A leaf aft'r me own heart."
 * Hedge- "'Tis th'way o'th'land."
 * Hedge (untrimmed)- "
 * Magic Flower- "Grew from a drop o'water."
 * Weathered Branch- "Too old fer'a mast."
 * Weathered Shrub- "Has no berries to speak of."
 * Weathered Stick- "A stick."
 * Weathered Tree- "A land mast."
 * Weathered Trunk- "Have ta careen this nest t'fix it."

Base Game

 * Beehive- "A den o' honey makers."
 * Killer Bee Hive- "Leavin' it alone be th' best course."
 * Honeycomb- "A feast fit fer piratin'!"
 * Hound Mound- "Th' 'ounds be livin' thar."
 * Bones- "Th' remains o' somethin'."
 * Touch Stone- "Me nose smells witchcraft..."
 * Obelisk (sane, up)- "Thar be a crazy lookin' rock."
 * Obelisk (sane, down)- "Thet rock 'as a bad aura."
 * Obelisk (insane, up)- "Thet rock be givin' Woodlegs a 'eadache."
 * Obelisk (insane, down)- "Thet crazy rock be missin' pieces."
 * Harp Statue- "Yer missing ye head!"
 * Marble Pillar- "A marble peg leg. For a giant."
 * Marble- "Strong and sandy smooth."
 * Rundown House- "I don't trust 'em."
 * Merm Head- "Beware..."
 * Pig Head- "Sometimes them eyes be glowin'..."
 * Pig Torch- "Bet thet be worth a pretty penny..."
 * Basalt- "Strong it be."
 * Boulder- "Would wreck a hull."
 * Rocks- "They sink."
 * Flint- "Thet rock 'olds an edge."
 * Nitre- "Cannon food thet be."
 * Gold Nugget- "Havin' gold around soothes me soul."
 * Grave- "Not a bad place ta hide yer silver."
 * Grave (dug)- "I had ta check fer treasure!"
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Thet be lookin like a pile o' treasures."
 * Animal Track- "Th' beast left a trail leadin' to its hide."
 * Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Th' trail be lost."
 * Animal Track (found)- "Th' tracks be fresh. Th' devil be near hereabouts."
 * Wooden Thing- "Could take ol' Woodlegs to seas-end!"
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "It be nigh ready."
 * Wooden Thing (locked)- "Thar be a piece a'missin'."
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I don't be knowin' where it leads, but it be ready to take me."
 * Ring Thing- "A ring wit' no jewels, bah!"
 * Crank Thing- "To my eye it be a crank fer crankin'."
 * Box Thing- "A simple pirate like me ain't be knowin' whut this be fer."
 * Metal Potato Thing- "Strange armor be this."
 * Worm Hole- "Whut would possess me ta step into thet?"
 * Worm Hole (open)- "Whar'n Hades do thet lead?"
 * Worm Hole (exited)- "Me must be oot me mind."
 * Pond- "Ye couldn't fit a real ship in this."
 * Skeleton- "Yer luck ran out, matey."
 * Spider Den- "I prefur' a den o' thieves."
 * Spider Eggs- "Woodlegs play wetnurse ta creepy crawlies?"
 * Rabbit Hole- "Think they got treasures down thar?"
 * Walrus Camp- "Campin's fer landlubbers."
 * Walrus Camp (empty)- "Th' landlubbers ain't here."
 * Sunken Boat- "I'd throw ye a line if me had one."
 * Sunken Boat (empty)- "Mate o'reboard."
 * Flotsam- "Th'remains o'a ship."

Reign of Giants

 * Ice- "Ney good fer sailin'"
 * Mini Glacier- "Better here than 'neath me boat tearin' at her hull."
 * Mini Glacier (melted)- "Needs to chill out."
 * Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Th'trail be washed out."
 * Burrow- "E's 'avin' a sleep in th' dirt."
 * Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Them lil' rabbits ain't comin' out."
 * Rundown House (burnt)- "Good riddance."
 * Merm Head (burnt)- "'Tis crispy."
 * Pig Head (burnt)- "Crispy."
 * Hollow Stump- "Whut lives in here. I'm stumped."
 * Hollow Stump (empty)- "Should I reach in an be sure?"
 * Glommer's Statue- "Ugly statue."
 * Glommer's Statue (mined)- "It broke up."
 * Skeleton (self)- "So familiar..."
 * Sunken Boat (burnt)- "Sunk and burnt. Thet's a whole lotta bad luck."

Shipwrecked

 * Crabbit Den (normal and collapsed)- "Ye got a nice 'ome thar, crabbit."
 * Fishermerm's Hut- "They smell worse than Woodlegs!"
 * Merm Hut- "I don't trust 'em."
 * Merm Hut (burnt)- "Good riddance."
 * Shoal- "A fishin' 'ole! Make a note on me map!"
 * Wobster Den- "'Tis th' shellbeast's cabin."
 * Coral Reef- "Ye better steer clear, Woodlegs."
 * Coral- "This'll tear up a boat right quick!"
 * Coral Larva- "Not th'most intimidatin' sea monster!"
 * Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "Thet rock is covered in good eatin'."
 * Limpet Rock (picked)- "'Tis just a rock now."
 * Magma Pile- "Could be something buried thar."
 * Magma Pile (gold)- "Golden rocks!"
 * Krissure- "Woodlegs must be standin' on a sea o' fire."
 * Steamer Trunk- "Thar might be gold inside."
 * Sandy Pile- "Nothin' like the feel o' sand 'neath me pegs."
 * Sand- "Handful o' land."
 * Sharkitten Den- "Th' kitties sharpen their claws here."
 * Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "Here kitty-kitty?"
 * Volcano- "Me ol' prison."
 * Dragoon Egg- "Me feels a storm comin'."
 * Suspicious Bubbles- "Thar be a devil'n'th'depths!"
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "Me lost th'devils trail..."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail, Monsoon Season)- "Like findin' a wet needle inna wet haystack."
 * Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "A big devil be near'abouts."
 * Tar Slick- "There be sludgy treasure down ther'."
 * Tar- "Tis a m'ghty sticky sludge!"
 * Tar Trap- "Ol' Woodlegs' pegs'd get stuck f'sure!"
 * Tidal Pool- "I sees me future..."
 * Lava Pool- "Hope me legs don't catch."
 * Mussels- "Scoop 'em up!"
 * Mussels (with stick)- "Waitin' fer food don't be me strong suit..."
 * Slot Machine- "I've always thoughta myself a bettin' man."
 * Electric Isosceles- "Whar they lead is anybody's guess."
 * Octo Chest- "Whut's in thar fer ol' Woodlegs?"
 * Debris- "Th' sea swallowed me boat but spit up ol' Woodlegs."
 * Crate- "There be a crate."
 * Wildbore Head (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Quit yer starin'."
 * Seashell- "Sea trinket."
 * Poisonous Hole- "Th' worst kind o' hole."
 * Gunpowder Barrel- "Skull 'n crossbones only means one thing whur I come from."
 * X Marks the Spot- "Me favorite kind of buried thing!"
 * Rawling- "Reminds me o'me old parrot."
 * Watery Grave- "Th'only proper end fer a man o'th'sea."
 * Wreck- "Rest well, ye weary seafarer."
 * Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "What a curious piece."
 * Grassy Thing- "Aye, Woodlegs'll give it a crank."
 * - "Thar be secrets hidden in this here box."
 * Ring Thing- "I'd give it a bite, but I know it don't be gold."
 * Wooden Potato Thing- "Whut a potatey needs a helmet fer me never be knowin'."

Hamlet

 * Stone Slab- "Plenty of booty to be found under a rock."
 * Stone Slab (flipped)- "
 * Dung Pile- "Foul."
 * Dung Ball- "Throw it o'erboard!"
 * Thundernest- "'Tis nature's treasure chest."
 * Iron Hulk (head, inactive)- "I'll hang tha' head from me bowsprit."
 * Iron Hulk (head, active)- "
 * Iron Hulk (hand, inactive)- "I've no need fer a'extra hand."
 * Iron Hulk (hand, active)- "
 * Iron Hulk (ribs, inactive)- "'Tis an iron leviathan."
 * Iron Hulk (ribs, active)- "
 * Iron Hulk (foot, inactive)- "Arrg! I could use tha' leg!"
 * Iron Hulk (foot, active)- "
 * Iron Ore- "'Tis not gold, but a treasure nontheless."
 * Sparkling Pool- "Allas, not big enough to sail in."
 * Gold Dust- "Aye! 'Tis treasure dust!"
 * Gnat Mound- "Barnacle's o'tha land."
 * Quarry Lodgings- "
 * Lawn Decoration- "Ol'Woodlegs prefers a touch'o'gold."
 * Secret Bandit Camp- "Let's get'ta diggin'!"
 * Cave Cleft- "Inta th'depths wit'ye."
 * Ruinous Entrance- "
 * Mant Hill- "'Tis no mole hill."
 * Crumbling Brazier- "
 * Crumbling Visage- "
 * Ancient Wall- "
 * Fountain of Youth- "Argh! 'Tis but a tiny sea."
 * Fountain of Youth (dry)- "
 * Ominous Carving- "
 * Teetering Pillar- "
 * Petrified Egg (1)- "
 * Petrified Egg (2)- "
 * Petrified Egg (3)- "
 * Rusty Lamp- "It's been run through!"
 * Weathered House- "Captain's cabin."

Base Game

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "I ain't one fer climbin' in holes like a swab."
 * Sinkhole- "I bet thar ain't no sea down there."
 * Rope to Surface- "Back to open air."
 * Red Mushtree- "'Shroom tree, now me's seen it all."
 * Green Mushtree- "It glows!"
 * Blue Mushtree- "Whut's thet 'shroom doin' way up thar?"
 * Light Flower- "Thet thar be a pretty flower."
 * Light Bulb- "Bright night light."
 * Stalagmite (normal and pointy)- "Me likes rocks whar I can see 'em."
 * Spilagmite- "Whut lives innna hole ain't worth me time."
 * Slurtle Mound- "They slurtle their way in their do they?"
 * Splumonkey Pod- "They be keepin' treasures in thar, no doubt."
 * Fern- "How did ye grow doon here wit' no light?"
 * Foliage- "Landy stuff."
 * Cave Banana Tree (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Now ol' Woodlegs has seen it all."

Hamlet

 * Spooky Hole- "Arr. Tha flyin' devils be within ye."
 * Unimportant Rock Pillar- "

Base Game

 * Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "I ain't one fer climbin' in holes like a swab."
 * Ruins Sinkhole- "I bet thar ain't no sea down there."
 * Ancient Statue- "Me ain't be likin' th' vibes it be givin'."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "It be broke."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "A statue from ye old times."
 * Algae- "Ye couldn't fit a real ship in this."
 * Broken Clockworks- "Somebody's a sore loser."
 * Relic- "Me wonders if me could sell it on th'black market?"
 * Relic (broken)- "It ain't worth even half a dubloon now."
 * Thulecite Fragments- "Tastes a might goldy."
 * Cave Lichen- "Munch on thet!"
 * Ornate Chest- "Yo-ho-ho! Treasure for me!"
 * Large Ornate Chest- "How does Woodlegs get it back to th' ship?!"
 * Nightmare Light- "Woodlegs don't trust this light."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Workbench- "Th' legends be true..."
 * Coffee Plant- "A crop after me bitter, black heart!"
 * Coffee Plant (picked)- "I hope they be comin' back."
 * Coffee Plant (barren)- "It needs a spot o' poop."
 * Coffee Plant (withered)- "It needs a mug o' java to perk up."
 * Elephant Cactus- "Woodlegs be wary."
 * Prickly Elephant Cactus- "'Tis a dangerous plant!"
 * Elephant Cactus Stump- "Th' fiendish plant is gatherin' its energy ta attack again!"
 * Coffee Plant and Elephant Cactus (held)- "Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful."
 * Cactus Spike- "A dagger o' sorts."
 * Obsidian Boulder- "Fire rock from fire mountain."
 * Obsidian- "A powerful stone."
 * Charcoal Boulder- "Could start quite a barby-q wit' this."
 * Burnt Ash Tree- "Ye look burnt out."
 * Dragoon Saliva- "How uncouth! Woodlegs approves!"
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "Thet be th' devil's work."
 * Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "Ready fer bribin'."
 * Volcano (exit)- "'Tis nigh time me be leavin' this dread place."

Hamlet

 * A Smashing Pot- "Due fer'a smashin'."
 * Dart Trap- "
 * Nasty Spear Trap- "
 * Busted Spear Trap- "
 * Tempting Idol- "
 * Unimportant Pillar- "Fine mast fer'a room."
 * Vines- "
 * Wall Brazier- "
 * Wishing Well- "Shall I throw m'luck to th'wind?"

Hamlet

 * Antcomb Home- "Thar buggie beasties reside within."
 * Honey Chest- "
 * Lamp- "'Tis a sweet lantern."
 * Mant Warrior Egg- "
 * Stalacmite Throne- "

Hamlet

 * Royal Gallery Exhibit- "A treasure!"

Base Game

 * Clockwork Knight- "Cavalry's 'ere!"
 * Clockwork Bishop- "Ye need a squirt o' oil mate, yer joints arrre squeakin'."
 * Clockwork Rook- "She's full steam ahead!"
 * Damaged Knight- "Yer not lookin' very good."
 * Damaged Bishop- "Back ye tin devil!"
 * Damaged Rook- "Thet beast's been cursed."
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Whut 'n th' blazes was thet!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "I be bitten!"
 * Hound- "Hey thar, beastie."
 * Red Hound- "Stay beck from me legs!"
 * Blue Hound- "Packs quite a chilly bite!"
 * Hound's Tooth- "A few moor o' these and Woodlegs'll have a full set!"
 * Spider- "Ye must really love th' land wit' all them legs."
 * Spider Warrior- "8 legs ta lub th' land wit'."
 * Spider (sleeping)- "Dreaming o' my boot heel."
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Ye dreaming o' flies?"
 * Spider (dead)- "Good!"
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Warrior my eye!"
 * Spider Gland- "I ate worse."
 * Silk- "Used in th' finest pirate shirts!"
 * Krampus- "What did ol' Woodlegs do?"
 * Krampus Sack- "Woodlegs'll ne'er leave treasure behind again!"
 * Merm- "Ye scalawag."
 * Frog- "Dun hop near Woodlegs!"
 * Frog (sleeping)- "Th' demon sleeps."
 * Frog (dead)- "Ta th' locker wit' ya!"
 * Tentacle- "Like in me dreams!"
 * Tentacle Spike- "Aha! Now th' creepin' dread be in me own hands!"
 * Tentacle Spots- "Me memory be spotty. Whut's this fer again?"
 * Big Tentacle- "Would make fer a slippery mast."
 * Baby Tentacle- "Thar be slime!"
 * Guardian Pig- "Don't ye be snortin' at me!"
 * Werepig- "Whut happened ta ye?!"
 * Ghost- "Ye 'ave ney business wit' me, spirit!"
 * MacTusk- "Whut's yer story, mate?"
 * Wee MacTusk- "He'll grow in ta a fine pirate."
 * Walrus Tusk- "Ye'd make a fancy new peg leg."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "Not me style."
 * Mosquito- "'Is buzzin' makes me nervous."
 * Mosquito (held)- "Better not bite me through me pocket!"
 * Mosquito Sack- "Looks like a jellyfish."
 * Nearby Mosquitoes- "Back ye blood-sucking devils!"
 * Cave Spider- "Infernal spiders!"
 * Spitter- "I reckon I can spit further than ye."
 * Batilisk- "Back ye rat-faced, flyin' devil!"
 * Meat Bulb- "Plunderin' plant, best keep me wits about me."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "Th' heart o' th' plunder plant."
 * Eyeplant- "Aye sea ya."
 * Slurper- "Yer an ugly, scallywag."
 * Slurper Pelt- "Tha smell!"
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "Yellow sneaks!"
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "'Tis a worm!"
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "Ripe fer th' pickin'."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Dirty dirt."
 * Ewecus- "Full o' tha vigor."
 * Steel Wool- "'Tis a wonder it na rusted."

Reign of Giants

 * Varg- "Yer a big dawg on th' land, but ye'd be fish food at sea."
 * Poison Birchnut Tree (normal and stump)- "Ye don't seem very nice."
 * Birchnutter- "Yer a mad nutter ain't ye?"

Shipwrecked

 * Crocodog- "A mangy reptile!"
 * Yellow Crocodog- "A mighty poison infests thet one!"
 * Blue Crocodog- "A terr'ble fido, t'be sure!"
 * Floaty Boaty Knight- "Th' navy is 'ere!"
 * Flup (above and in ground)- "Git back in th' ground!"
 * Eyeshot- "Flup you."
 * Pirate Ghost- "Tis a pirate's life, even in death."
 * Poison Mosquito (normal and held)- "Keep back ye maggot!"
 * Yellow Mosquito Sack- "T'was a yellowbellied beast!"
 * Snake- "Ya split-tongued devil!"
 * Poison Snake- "Stay away ye forked tongued devil!"
 * Snakeskin- "Me leathers do need replacin'."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous)- "8 legs ta lub th' land wit'."
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "Ye dreaming o' flies?"
 * Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "Warrior my eye!"
 * Sea Hound- "Sea devils!"
 * Stink Ray- "Back ye foul stink-shooters!"
 * Swordfish- "Arrr ye'd like ta bury thet nose in ol' Woodlegs eh?"
 * White Whale- "Now ye arr a devil fit ta claim ol' Woodlegs!"
 * White Whale Carcass- "Thet's a whale o' a smell!"
 * Dragoon- "Keep yer flames away from Woodlegs, landlubber!"

Hamlet

 * Ancient Spirit- "I've faced worse than ye!"
 * Giant Grub- "
 * Gnat Swarm- "Flyin' minnows."
 * Hanging Vine- "Them be th'ropes."
 * Mant Warrior- "
 * Masked Pig- "Argh! Stay away from me gold!"
 * Swashy Hat- "'Tis a sneaky hat."
 * Bandit Stash Map- "Arrgh! 'Tis treasure!"
 * Poison Dartfrog- "A scallywag of o' tha land!"
 * Rabid Beetle- "An ornery buggie."
 * Scorpion- "'Tis a terrible foe t'be sure."
 * Snaptooth Seedling- "'Tis a land sharrk!"
 * Snaptooth Flytrap- "Yer in fer it now."
 * Spider Monkey- "Man th'cannons!"
 * Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "
 * Spider Monkey (dead)- "
 * Vampire Bat- "'Tis a wretch'd bloodsucker."
 * Pig Skin?- "Woodlegs don't care we ye call it."
 * Viper- "'Tis a land and sea serpent."
 * Weevole- "Have at ye landlubbers!"
 * Weevole Carapace- "'Tis the longcoat o' them pesky bugs."

Base Game

 * Beefalo- "Here's th' beef!"
 * Beefalo (follower)- "Ye know who yer master be."
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "Its snorin' wuld wake th' dead."
 * Beefalo (naked)- "Ye shuld be ashamed o' yerself."
 * Beefalo (domesticated)- "
 * Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "
 * Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "
 * Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "
 * Beefalo Wool- "Carries a musk wit' it."
 * Beefalo Horn- "Play th' song o' the Beefalo."
 * Baby Beefalo (awake and sleeping)- "Yer cute fer dumb, hairy meat."
 * Nearby Bees- "Back ye tiny winged devils!"
 * Bee- "A honey-makin' devil."
 * Killer Bee- "Ye don't be lookin' very friendly."
 * Bee (held)- "Yield yer sweet treasure!"
 * Killer Bee (held)- "Yer mine, now."
 * Stinger- "Bee dropped its bottom."
 * Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Ye think 'e speaks Latin?"
 * Pig (follower)- "Come along piggy!"
 * Pig (dead)- "Goodnight pig."
 * Pig Skin- "'E lost 'is bottom."
 * Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Hop along ya floppy eared scallywag."
 * Bunny Puff- "A bit o' luck!"
 * Koalefant- "Woodlegs be knowin' yer fur be mighty warm."
 * Winter Koalefant- "Woodlegs be knowin' yer fur be mighty warm. An 'tis so thick."
 * Pengull- "A sure sign o' ice at sea."
 * Rock Lobster- "Back ye clawed devil!"
 * Slurtle- "Look at ye slurtle'n around."
 * Snurtle- "I'd shell ye if I had me boat handy."
 * Slurtle Slime- "Looks 'ike somethin' I coughed up."
 * Broken Shell- "I ain't one fer puzzlers."
 * Shelmet- "On me head?"
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "Don't seem right to turtle in a fight."
 * Splumonkey- "Me once saw a monkey wit' a hook claw."

Reign of Giants

 * Buzzard- "Ye carrion-eatin' devil!"
 * Catcoon- "Ye look like ye got a taste fer garbage."
 * Cat Tail- "Thet coon dropped is' tail!"
 * Volt Goat- "Them arr some mean lookin' 'orns."
 * Volt Goat (charged)- "Me better keep me distance."
 * Volt Goat Horn- "Looks good fer hittin' stuff."

Shipwrecked

 * Blue Whale- "Arrr ye th' devil ta take Woodlegs ta th' depths?"
 * Blue Whale Carcass (normal, bloated stage 1 & 2)- "Why don't ye sink and clear th' air!"
 * Bottlenose Ballphin- "These devil's really have a ball."
 * Dorsal Fin- "Th'fin o'a sea beast."
 * Jellyfish- "Shockin'ly dangerous."
 * Jellyfish (held)- "Shockin'ly squishy."
 * Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping, and follower)- "She could use a pirate hug."
 * Horn- "A terrible beastly horn."
 * Prime Ape- "Like lookin' in a cracked, greasy mirror."
 * Wildbore- "Not wild about ye."

Hamlet

 * Elder Mandrake- "I'll run ye through!"
 * Hippopotamoose- "Avast! Tis a land Kracken!"
 * Hippopotamoose Antler- "'tis tha riggin' o' tha'beastie."
 * Mant- "Whut mann'r o'beast be ye?"
 * Mant (sleeping)- "
 * Mant (dead)- "
 * Platapine- "It be a cannonball o' fur."
 * Platapine Quill- "'tis a part o' tha spiky beastie."
 * Pog- "A scurvy dog."
 * Royal Guard- "Ye dare cross swords wit ol'Woodlegs?"

Base Game

 * Butterfly- "Pretty as a sunset o'er th' water."
 * Butterfly (held)- "All that pretty in me pocket."
 * Crow- "Thet is one oily parrot!"
 * Crow (held)- "Ye prove hard to clean, parrot."
 * Redbird- "Ye don't talk do ye?"
 * Redbird (held)- "Woodlegs'll takes good care o' ye."
 * Snowbird- "She's a beaut."
 * Snowbird (held)- "She's a cold birdy."
 * Jet Feather- "Thet feather be mighty oily."
 * Crimson Feather- "Me feet are tickle proof."
 * Azure Feather- "Whar did all th' colors go?"
 * Gobbler- "Whut a maniac!"
 * Eye Bone- "Ye got a nice eye."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "'Tis gettin' some shut-eye."
 * Eye Bone (ashes)- "Luckily I kept me own eye in me travels."
 * Chester- "Whut'n blazes arre ye?"
 * Rabbit and Beardling- "Twitchy wee thing."
 * Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Stay in me pockets now."
 * Fireflies- "Tiny constellations. No good for navigation."
 * Fireflies (held)- "Wee stars in me pockets."
 * Mandrake- "A plant o' legend."
 * Mandrake (follower)- "Quit yer squawkin'!"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "Twas a noisy little beast."
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Woodlegs cooked it up!"
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, my head!"

Reign of Giants

 * Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "Ye'll be my first mate."
 * Glommer's Flower- "Somethin' magical be linked ta this."
 * Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Tis drained."
 * Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Th' flower weren't made fer travellin'."
 * Glommer's Wings- "'E left me a lil' gooey treasure."
 * Glommer's Goop- "Leaves a mess on me deck, but Woodlegs loves 'em."
 * Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "'Tis swimmin' under th' dirt!"
 * Moleworm (aboveground)- "Whut's 'e sniffin'?"
 * Moleworm (held)- "Quiet me pet."

Shipwrecked

 * Bioluminescence- "They light up me life."
 * Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "Thar's a tasty meal!"
 * Shifting Sands- "Me knowin' thet crabbit be nearby."
 * Dogfish- "Ye salty dog!"
 * Sharkitten- "Don't ye look at me wit' those adorable eyes..."
 * Fishbone (Packim alive and dead)- "Th' heart o' me bird. Inna manner o' speakin'."
 * Packim Baggims- "Thet's me mate!"
 * Rainbow Jellyfish- "Th'sea b'full'o colors!"
 * Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "Aye, thet b'a jellyfish."
 * Parrot (normal and held) and Parrot Pirate (held)- "Ye's a smart pretty bird."
 * Parrot Pirate- "Ack! Thet's me Polly!"
 * Seagull (normal and held)- "A rat wit' win's."
 * Seagull (in water and held)- "Ahoy, seafarer!"
 * Toucan (normal and held)- "Yer name wouldn't be Sam, would it?"
 * Cormorant (normal and held)- "A most foul seabird!"
 * Doydoy (normal and held)- "'Tis a stupid lookin bird."
 * Doydoy Nest- "'Tis a bird home."
 * Doydoy Feather- "'Tis a bird sail."
 * Doydoy Egg- "'Tis a free meal!"
 * Hatching Doydoy Egg- "'Tis useless."
 * Fried Doydoy Egg- "Yer would-be goose is cooked!"
 * Baby Doydoy and Teen Doydoy (normal and held)- "'Tis a tiny dumb bird."
 * Wobster- "Don't be scurryin' from me!"
 * Fishermerm- "At least 'e be catchin' me fish!"

Hamlet

 * Banker- "Ye be no man, swine."
 * Banker (sleeping)- "
 * Banker (dead)- "
 * Beautician- "Ahoy, ye swine."
 * Beautician (sleeping)- "
 * Beautician (dead)- "
 * Collector- "Ye be full o' strange treasures!"
 * Collector (sleeping)- "
 * Collector (dead)- "
 * Erudite- "So yer a wizard then?"
 * Erudite (sleeping)- "
 * Erudite (dead)- "
 * Farmer- "Walkin' swine ye be."
 * Farmer (sleeping)- "
 * Farmer (dead)- "
 * Florist- "'Tis swine, fer sure."
 * Florist (sleeping)- "
 * Florist (dead)- "
 * Hatmaker- "Do ye got any hats fer piratin'?"
 * Hatmaker (sleeping)- "
 * Hatmaker (dead)- "
 * Hunter- "I be in need of proper piratin' gear."
 * Hunter (sleeping)- "
 * Hunter (dead)- "
 * Mayor Truffleston- "Yer too plump fer yer own good."
 * Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "
 * Mayor Truffleston (dead)- "
 * Miner- "Filthy landlubber."
 * Miner (sleeping)- "
 * Miner (dead)- "
 * Professor- "Arr, yer a grizzled one, ain't ye."
 * Professor (sleeping)- "
 * Professor (dead)- "
 * Pig Queen- "Whar be yer treasure?"
 * Pig Queen (sleeping)- "
 * Pig Queen (dead)- "
 * Shopkeep- "Ye be a boar!"
 * Shopkeep (sleeping)- "
 * Shopkeep (dead)- "
 * Usher- "
 * Usher (sleeping)- "
 * Usher (dead)- "
 * Worker- "Whut a snout ye have."
 * Worker (sleeping)- "
 * Worker (dead)- "
 * Kingfisher- "Ye live off th'ocean too?"
 * Kingfisher (held)- "
 * Parrot- "Blue as th'sea."
 * Parrot (held)- "
 * Pigeon- "Thar be only gulls on th'seas."
 * Pigeon (held)- "
 * Dung Beetle- "Creature most foul."
 * Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "
 * Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "
 * Dung Beetle (dead)- "
 * Glowfly- "A fly'o'glow!"
 * Pangolden- "
 * Peagawk- "Arr, them eyes need patches!"
 * Peagawk (hiding)- "
 * Peagawk (sleeping)- "
 * Peagawk (dead)- "
 * Peagawk Plume- "Feather'o'glimmer."
 * Peep Hen- "
 * Piko- "Thievin' scoundrel."
 * Orange Piko- "Aye, 'tis a useful brewed."
 * Thunderbird- "Ye'll not get be shockin' me."
 * Thunder Feather- "Argh! I found a treasure."

Base Game

 * Tallbird- "Ye'd be a might less tall if I had me sabre wit' me!"
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Thet thar's a big egg!"
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Th' egg basket's empty."
 * Tallbird Egg- "When will th' cackler be hatchin'."
 * Fried Tallbird Egg- "Me likes me tallbirdy yolk runny!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Do it be hatchin'?"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Inta' ma belly wit ya!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Don't be gettin' hard boiled on me."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Needs a warm cacklers bum settin' on it."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I don't be seein' this eggy hatchin' any time soon."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Th' cacklers comin' anytime!"
 * Smallbird (normal and sleeping)- "Whoot sorta cackler arrr ye?"
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Yer feather-belly grumblin'?"
 * Smallbird (starving)- "Yer fit ta waste away."
 * Smallish Tallbird (normal and sleeping)- "Ye ain't too tall arrr ye?"
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "I best find some food fer yer belly."
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Don't ye be thinkin' on eatin' ol' Woodlegs!"
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Keep yer beak ta yerself!"

Base Game

 * Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "Glad me legs don't do that!"
 * Spider Queen- "Woodlegs yields ta no queen, spider or udderwise!"
 * Spiderhat- "Wear a spider on me head? Bah!"
 * Deerclops- "Arrrr ye serious?"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "'Tis a giant eyeball."
 * Ancient Guardian- "I've 'eard tales o' this devil..."
 * Guardian's Horn- "Aye, a treasure indeed!"

Reign of Giants

 * Bearger- "Back ye badgerin' devil!"
 * Thick Fur- "Smells badgerin' me nose."
 * Moose/Goose- "Keep 'er off me boat!"
 * Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "Whut beast lurks wit'in!"
 * Mosling- "Ahoy big duck!"
 * Down Feather- "Thet bird must be 'uge!"
 * Dragonfly- "Take Woodlegs ta yer tresures!"
 * Scales- "'Tis a wondrous treasure."
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "Lookin' pretty fiery."
 * Lava Spit (cool)- "Lookin' safer now."

Shipwrecked

 * Palm Treeguard- "Yarr, wit' those tree legs we're pract'ly kin!"
 * Quacken- "'Tis th' mightiest beast in th' sea!"
 * Quacken Tentacle- "Have at ye!"
 * Chest of the Depths- "Aye, this be what Woodlegs lives fer!"
 * Quacken Beak- "Twas a mighty maw on thet one."
 * Sealnado- "Thet wind is whippin' like th' devil's sneeze!"
 * Sealnado (failed attack)- "
 * Sealnado (seal form)- "Don't ye be lookin' at me wit' them sad eyes."
 * Turbine Blades- "Methinks thar's a use fer this."
 * Magic Seal- "Whut th' devil is thet?"
 * Tiger Shark- "Come at me ye striped devil!"
 * Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Reminds me o' me ol' first mate, Wildeye Weston."
 * Shark Gills- "Ye won't be breathin' through these namore!"

Hamlet

 * Pugalisk- "'Tis a land Leviathan!"
 * Snake Bone- "A treasure o'tha snake."
 * Petrifying Bones- "'es danc'd the hemp'n jig."
 * Pugalisk Skull- "Bigger than me crows nest."
 * Queen Womant- "Full o'tha blubber."
 * Royal Crown- "Treasure!"
 * Ancient Herald- "Scallywag, if'n Woodlegs e'er seen one."
 * Dark Tatters- "Like Davy Jones' sailcloth."

Base Game

 * Maxwell- "I'd like ta throw 'em overboard."
 * Pig King- "'E's rich, this one."
 * Wes (trapped)- "'E be locked up tight!"
 * Abigail- "A lady spectre!"

Reign of Giants

 * Bigfoot- "Watch oot ye big trottin' devil ye!"

Shipwrecked

 * Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Look at this fancy monkey!"
 * Yaarctopus- "Ahoy, ye salty dog!"

Hamlet

 * Maxameleon- "I liked the other guy better."
 * BFB (head)- "A livin'ship wit' three heads!"
 * BFB (leg)- "
 * BFB (tail)- "

Base Game

 * Egg- "A cackler's egg."
 * Egg (cooked)- "If only I had me a crust o' bread."
 * Meat- "Flesh o' th' beast."
 * Cooked Meat- "'Tis a fine meal."
 * Jerky- "Jerky lasts me months at sea!"
 * Morsel- "Tis' small, but tis' meat."
 * Cooked Morsel- "'Tis but a morsel."
 * Small Jerky- "Jolly jerky!"
 * Monster Meat- "Bit sour thet is."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "Thet be bad eatin'."
 * Monster Jerky- "Dried thet beast, I did."
 * Leafy Meat- "A suspect meat."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "Cooked it up, I did."
 * Drumstick- "Meat treat for Woodlegs!"
 * Fried Drumstick- "Hot meat fer supper."
 * Fish- "Fish! One o' me favorites."
 * Cooked Fish- "Th' fish roasted up good."
 * Eel- "Ye scalawag!"
 * Cooked Eel- "Grilled urchin!"
 * Koalefant Trunk (normal and winter)- "There be jewels and riches in this trunk?"
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Bin eatin' nastier noses than this."
 * Frog Legs- "Nice legs."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Rubber chicken, me likes it."
 * Batilisk Wing- "Wit' a wee bit o' ranch dressin'..."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Tastes like cackler."

Shipwrecked

 * Dead Dogfish- "'Tis a seadog n'more."
 * Dead Swordfish- "Ye put up a good fight."
 * Tropical Fish- "Aye, me favorite food!"
 * Dead Jellyfish- "Shockin'ly dead."
 * Cooked Jellyfish- "Shockin'ly tasty."
 * Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "Tis gon' belly up!"
 * Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "Now Woodlegs' belly'll soon b'full'o colors!"
 * Dried Jellyfish- "Who be knowin' such a thing be possible?"
 * Raw Fish- "Could use a bit o' heat."
 * "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Fish inna can!"
 * Fish Steak and Cooked Fish Morsel- "'Tis a bit better."
 * Fish Morsel- "'Tis hardly a bite o' fish."
 * Limpets- "Ye'll be in me tummy soon 'nuff."
 * Cooked Limpets- "Yaaarm!"
 * Mussel- "Woodlegs loves a mussel!"
 * Cooked Mussel- "Yarrr, thet's good."
 * Roe- "Egg'o'th'fish."
 * Cooked Roe- "Roast egg'o'th'fish."
 * Neon Quattro- "Inta th'pot w'ya."
 * Cooked Neon Quattro- "Th'bread'n'butter'o'th'sea!"
 * Pierrot Fish- "Don't ye b'starin' at ol'Woodlegs!"
 * Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Down th'hatch!"
 * Purple Grouper- "Ye got thet look t'ya."
 * Cooked Purple Grouper- "Ready fer m'gullet."
 * Shark Fin- "Ye left yer rudder, devil!"
 * Dead Wobster- "Aye! Now Woodlegs can eat 'em."
 * Delicious Wobster- "Hot meat o' th' sea!"
 * Bile-Covered Slop- "Aye, me'll be eatin' well tonight!"
 * Dragoon Heart- "Th' heart o' th' fearsome creature."

Hamlet

 * Poison Dartfrog Legs- "Best b'careful eatin' thet!"
 * Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Ain't no proper meal."
 * Gummy Slug- "A land eel."
 * Cooked Gummy Slug- "I'd rather eat me hat."

Base Game

 * Berries- "Stains me blouse."
 * Roasted Berries- "Could use a crust o' bread ta spread o'er."
 * Cave Banana- "I must be goin' banana's down here."
 * Cooked Cave Banana- "Not bad."
 * Dragon Fruit- "'Tis full o' awe!"
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Ye'll make a fine meal."
 * Durian- "Thet does ney smell like food!"
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Cookin' it up don't make it better."
 * Pomegranate- "Me mates tell me this be good fer me heart."
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Seedy."

Reign of Giants

 * Watermelon- "Aye th' fruit after Woodleg's watery heart."
 * Grilled Watermelon- "Better'n me thought it'd be."

Shipwrecked

 * Banana- "I must be goin' banana's down here."
 * Cooked Banana- "Not bad."
 * Coconut- "Aye, me favorite tree fruit."
 * Halved Coconut- "Its flesh be prone fer th' takin'."
 * Roasted Coconut- "'Tis even better cooked o'er a fire."

Base Game

 * Corn- "Fresh corn! 'Tis me lucky day."
 * Carrot (planted)- "Buried treasure of a kind."
 * Carrot- "Fer me night vision in me eye."
 * Pumpkin- "Would make a good cannon ball."
 * Eggplant- "She's a nice shade o' purple."
 * Popcorn- "Roasted corn, me favorite."
 * Roasted Carrot- "Nice 'n soft fer me no teeth."
 * Hot Pumpkin- "Me ships cook used to add a dash o' cinnamon."
 * Braised Eggplant- "Look whut Woodlegs cooked."
 * Red Cap- "Hope th' color ain't a warnin'..."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "Me favorite color o' 'shroom."
 * Green Cap- "Not me top choice o' grub."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "Th' witch doctor told Woodlegs it'd cure me crazies."
 * Blue Cap- "I know enuff not to pop this'n me mouth no questions asked."
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "Smells eat-able..."
 * Glow Berry- "Set's a fire in yer belly."
 * Lichen- "Sea-grass!"

Reign of Giants

 * Cactus Flesh- "Dry and prickly, but 'tis still meat."
 * Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Not bad when it ain't stickin' ye."
 * Cactus Flower- "Might put me eye out sniffin' ye."

Shipwrecked

 * Seaweed (planted)- "Gets tangled in me rigging."
 * Seaweed- "Get's tangled in my rigging."
 * Roasted Seaweed- "Cooking it don't make it food."
 * Dried Seaweed- "This s'pose ta pass fer jerky?"
 * Sweet Potato (planted)- "A different kind o' buried treasure."
 * Sweet Potato- "Me likes me potateys sweet!"
 * Cooked Sweet Potato- "Hot grub!"
 * Coffee Beans- "Just add water."
 * Roasted Coffee Beans- "No hot water?"

Hamlet

 * Aloe- "Thar be gooey treasure within."
 * Cooked Aloe- "'Tis bubbletea treasure."
 * Asparagus- "Lil' vegetable masts."
 * Cooked Asparagus- "It fills Woodleg's belly."
 * Bean Bugs- "Avast ye, jumpin' beans!"
 * Cooked Bean Bugs- "The virtue of this meat be dubious."
 * Lotus Flower- "Tis a flow'r'o'th'land."
 * Cooked Lotus Root- "It b'cooked."
 * Nettle- "Cleans tha' nose as good as sea air."
 * Radish- "Fer keepin' off the scurvy."
 * Cooked Radish- "A vegetable brew."
 * Tuber- "Give ya a bout of scury that."
 * Fried Tuber- "Not me usual grub."
 * Blooming Tuber- "What can I make of ye?"
 * Fried Blooming Tuber- "A fine meal for a fine fellow."

Base Game

 * Bacon and Eggs- "Th' most important meal o' th' day!"
 * Butter Muffin- "Fibre gives ye wings."
 * Dragonpie- "'Tis treasure a pie."
 * Fishsticks- "Woodlegs turned th' fish ta sticks."
 * Fish Tacos- "Th' crunchy shell be delicious."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "Prepared ta perfection."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "Newt sandwich!"
 * Fruit Medley- "'Tis a scrumptious little morsel."
 * Honey Ham - "A feast fit fer piratin'!"
 * Honey Nuggets- "Golden nuggets!"
 * Kabobs- "All food be piratin' food!"
 * Mandrake Soup- "'Tis a magic brew."
 * Meatballs- "Me lunch!"
 * Meaty Stew- "Good fer th' scurvy."
 * Monster Lasagna- "Not me favorite."
 * Pierogi- "Woodlegs could eat a chest full o' these!"
 * Powdercake- "This really be food?"
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "I have a sweet no tooth."
 * Ratatouille- "Scurvy-fightin' super food!"
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "Stuffed wit' whut?"
 * Taffy- "Sticks ta me no teeth."
 * Turkey Dinner- "This cackler is good eatin'!"
 * Unagi- "Eat a eel? It be breakfast already?"
 * Waffles- "Just like me mum used ta open from th' package."
 * Wet Goop- "Thet's why they never let ol' Woodlegs in th' galley."

Reign of Giants

 * Flower Salad- "'Tis a pretty flower meal."
 * Guacamole- "Woodlegs'll find more chips fer dippin'!"
 * Ice Cream- "Refreshin' on a hot day."
 * Melonsicle- "A cool treat from me favorite fruit!"
 * Spicy Chili- "A feast fit fer piratin'!"
 * Trail Mix- "I prefer sea snacks."

Shipwrecked

 * Banana Pop- "I heard ther be gold in th'banana stand."
 * Bisque- "A delightful snack t'pour down m'gullet!"
 * California Roll- "Them be fancy fish treats."
 * Ceviche- "Whut tasty creatures dredged up frum th'sea!"
 * Coffee- "Arrr thet be th' real treasure thar."
 * Jelly-O Pop- "Woodlegs' specialty!"
 * Lobster Bisque- "Fends off th'scurvy!"
 * Lobster Dinner- "I loves ta eat'em!"
 * Seafood Gumbo- "Down th'hatch!"
 * Shark Fin Soup- "Now Woodlegs gits ta bite ya back!"
 * Surf 'n' Turf- "'Could use wit less turf."
 * Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Aye, thet be food."
 * Monster Tartare- "'Tis a vile thing."
 * Mussel Bouillabaise- "'Tis a delicacy."
 * Sweet Potato Souffle- "A tasty piece o'crumpet."
 * Caviar- "Snooty landlubb'rin' eats!"
 * Tropical Bouillabaisse- "Tis a'hearty fish soup!"

Hamlet

 * Asparagus Soup- "Watery grass."
 * Feijoada- "Thar beans be jumpin' no more."
 * Gummy Cake- "More chewy than'a week ol' sharkfin."
 * Hard Shell Tacos- "Full o' tha crunch."
 * Iced Tea- "'tis relief ta be sure."
 * Nettle Rolls- "Like eatin'a bunch'a fresh air."
 * Snake Bone Soup- "A hearty brew, to be sure."
 * Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Has the kick to't"
 * Steamed Ham Sandwich- "'tis a'unforgettable luncheon."
 * Tea- "Ah, a fine brew."

Base Game

 * Seeds- "Woodlegs ain't no landlubbin' farmer!"
 * Carrot Seeds- "Landlubbers."
 * Corn Seeds- "Ye'll be corn soon 'nuff"
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Ye need a home in th' ground."
 * Durian and Eggplant Seeds- "Seeds, see?"
 * Pomegranate Seeds- "Seeds thet grow more seeds."
 * Pumpkin Seeds- "I ain't th' farmin' type, but I do loves me some pumpkin..."
 * Toasted Seeds- "Plant 'em in me belly."
 * Honey- "Sweet an' sticky."
 * Butterfly Wings- "I got me th' prettiest part."
 * Butter- "Look whut churned up!"
 * Rot- "Bin eaten worse."
 * Rotten Egg- "Smells like crew quarters after chili night."
 * Phlegm- "

Reign of Giants

 * Roasted Birchnut- "Not bad fer a landlubbin' nut."
 * Electric Milk- "Aye, fresh milk is rare at sea!"
 * Watermelon Seeds- "If only I could plant these in th' water."

Shipwrecked

 * Blubber- "Woodlegs'd never be caught blubberin'."
 * Brainy Matter- "Ye can't think yer way outta me pocket."
 * Sweet Potato Seeds- "Seeds be fer planting, an Woodlegs ain't no farmer."

Hamlet

 * Clippings- "A bit o' plant bilge."
 * Cooked Seed Pod- "
 * Flytrap Stalk- "'Tis a plant skelerton."
 * Nectar- "
 * Magic Water- "Tis only a wee bit o' water."
 * Aloe Seeds- "
 * Asparagus Seeds- "
 * Radish Seeds- "
 * Tuber Seeds- "

Base Game

 * Blueprint- "I ain't a learned man."
 * Gears- "Me gears be turnin'."
 * Ashes- "Th' fire claimed its price."
 * Ashes of item- "
 * Red Gem- "It gleams like th' sun!"
 * Blue Gem- "It gleams true blue!"
 * Yellow Gem- "A gem th' color o' me teeth!"
 * Green Gem- "Emerald treasures."
 * Orange Gem- "Woodlegs loves all th' gems!"
 * Beard Hair- "Chinny whiskers."
 * Manure- "What scallywag left their poop layin' about!"
 * Guano- "'Tis from th' backside o' a beast!"
 * Melty Marbles- "Lost marbles."
 * Fake Kazoo- "If only it were real."
 * Gord's Knot- "Gord knows his way around a knot."
 * Gnome- "Red hatted devil!"
 * Tiny Rocketship- "This is no kind o' ship me knows."
 * Frazzled Wires- "Whut swab tied this knot?"
 * Ball and Cup- "Aye, th' newest gaming craze!"
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "Bung be hard."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "Me ain't picky 'bout matcheys.."
 * Second-hand Dentures- "My prayers arrr answered!"
 * Lying Robot- "Ye quick-tongued box o' bolts!"
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "Whut 'n 'th' whut?"
 * Dwarf Star- "Th'stars aren't under th'domain o'man."

Reign of Giants

 * Webber's Skull- "Whut sorta neck did this sit atop?"
 * Bone Shards- "Bits o' bone."
 * Old Bell Blueprint- "Me can't make heads 'er tails o'this."

Shipwrecked

 * Venom Gland- "Aye, 'tis th' source o' th' venom."
 * Dubloons- "Me treasures!"
 * Hail- "Me timbers is shiverin'!"
 * Message in a Bottle- "Oh ho! Be it a map?"
 * Spoiled Fish- "Smells like th'devil hisself made wind."
 * Snake Oil- "Me knows a good deal when me sees it."
 * Harpoon- "T'whales cow'r in fear 'fore ol'Woodlegs!"
 * Trident- "Me thought this was just from th'stories!"
 * Peg Leg- "Woodlegs had better hold on ta this fer future use."
 * Orange Soda- "Sodey pop!"
 * Voodoo Doll- "Me don't tangle wit' witchcraft."
 * Ukulele- "Can't play a note."
 * License Plate- "Strange plate this."
 * Ancient Vase- "Me don't have a taste fer delicate antiquities."
 * Brain Cloud Pill- "Fer brain storms."
 * Wine Bottle Candle- "Where be th' wine?"
 * Broken AAC Device- "Even if it weren't broken, me wouldn't be knowing whut to do wit' it."
 * One True Earring- "Ay! 'Tis me ol' earring!"
 * Old Boot- "Boot-y!"
 * Sextant- "Wit' this me'll traverse th'seas!"
 * Toy Boat- "'Tis a mockery o'th'mighty vessels o'th'sea!"
 * Soaked Candle- "Candles and water don't mix."
 * Sea Worther- "Bah! Hokum!"
 * Iron, Bone, and Golden Key- "A useless thing if ever there were one."
 * Tarnished Crown- "Kinda head fits this crown?"

Hamlet

 * Oinc- "Pieces o' Eight!"
 * Tenpiece Oinc- "Thet b'gold!!"
 * Centapiece Oinc- "
 * Executive Hammer- "'tis a pow'rful 'ammer!"
 * Lost Idol- "Long fergott'n treas're"
 * Lost Totem- "'oary treas're!"
 * Relic Fragment- "Treasure b'this!"
 * The Blue Sow- "
 * The Jeweled Truffle- "
 * Pherostone- "Be a stone'o'tongues."
 * Alloy- "Ahoy, alloy!"
 * Chitin- "A harden'd hull."
 * Stalking Stick- "Moor legs mean moor walkin'."
 * Deed of home ownership- "Only a deed to a 'ouse, not a ship."
 * Regal Scepter- "Thet b'treasure for sure!"
 * Royal Gallery Key- "
 * Key to the City- "
 * Queen Malfalfa- "Avast ye!"
 * Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Woodlegs wish he wer'nt here."
 * Can of Silly String- "'tis na'tha' hempen rope."

Base Game

 * Failed- "Thet didn't go by plans. Might'n try again."
 * Ashes of Divining Rod and Thing- "I s'pose it weren't ash ta begin wit'."
 * Divining Rod (before picked up from its starting base)- "Thet rod be treasure."
 * Divining Rod- "She'll help ol' Woodlegs sniff out treasures."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "Thar is nary a wiff of treasure nearby."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "Take Woodlegs ta th' treasures!"
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "Woodlegs be closing in!"
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "Whar be th' treasures?!"
 * Divining Rod Holder- "Aye, 'tis a mystery."
 * Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "'Tis a keyhole."
 * Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Thar she goes!"
 * Maxwell's Door- "What new trap be this?"
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "A bewitched tune it plays."
 * Maxwell's Light- "'Tis a dark flame."
 * Maxwell Statue- "I'd know thet scallywag's face anywheres!"
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I ain't fallin' fer thet."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "
 * Sick Worm Hole- "Thet thar pit looks like it's on its last peglegs."
 * Nightmare Lock- "Me don't think thet be unlockin' any treasure..."
 * Nightmare Throne- "Not a seat me wants ta take."
 * Male character on Nightmare Throne- "Ye be trapped!"
 * Female character on Nightmare Throne- "Ye seem to be in quite a bind."
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne- "Locked up!"

Base Game

 * Generic- "'Tis a... somethin'er tother."
 * Freedom- "I be free!"
 * Freezing- "ArrrrrrBrrrrrrr!"
 * Battlecry- "Ye messed wit' th'wrong pirate!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "Meet yer death!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Thar be ham on th'menu tonight!"
 * Battlecry (Spider and Spider Warrior)- "I'm gunna peg leg ye ta death!"
 * Leaving combat- "How'd ye like yer taste o'pirate?"
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "It be too fast fer me peg leg."
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "Ye live to ham it up 'nother day."
 * Leaving combat (Spider and Spider Warrior)- "Try me again ye leggy devil."
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "Back ye tiny winged devils!"
 * Dusk- "It be gettin' late. Dark be on the horizon."
 * Entering light- "I's can see again!"
 * Entering darkness- "It be dark!"
 * Doing things in the dark- "'Tis too dark ta spy wit' ye eye!"
 * Failed to do something and can't store (invalid item)- "Me can'ts be doin' thet."
 * Failed to craft something- "I be missin' th'needed parrrts."
 * Failed to give something- "
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "It be too bright ta shut me eye."
 * Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "Me ain't be tired."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "Me tummy be grumblin' too loud ta sleep."
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "This ain't be th' time fer snoozin'."
 * Trying to give item to a busy mob- "
 * Trying to give item to a dead mob- "
 * Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "
 * Not enough fertilizer- "
 * Hounds are coming- "Whut be thet noise signallin'?"
 * Depths Worms are coming- "
 * Deerclops is coming- "Some big devil be upon me!"
 * Inventory full- "I can't be luggin' anymore things!"
 * Can't rummage (generic)- "No need! Yarrr!"
 * Can't store (generic/full)- "It be full."
 * Can't cook (generic)- "This be not th'time fer cookin'!"
 * Can't cook (too far)- "'Tis leagues away!"
 * Eating- "Arrr thet be good."
 * Eating (stale food)- "Thet were past the freshness date."
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "Thet don't be agreein' wit' me guts."
 * Eating (painful food)- "Me don't feel so good."
 * Hungry- "I be hungry..."
 * Triggered trap- "Blast!"
 * Object broken, fixable- "I can fix this, methinks."
 * Earthquake- "Th' world be belchin'."
 * Exiting a cave- "Back ta open air."

Reign of Giants

 * Lightning miss- "Ye didn't get ol'Woodlegs, sky bolts!"
 * Overheating- "Needs me a... ice chip er two..."
 * Tree Shelter- "Ye done right by me, tree."
 * Wetness (low)- "Me britches be soaked!"
 * Wetness (medium)- "Me pirate blouse be takin' on water."
 * Wetness (high)- "I likes me water to stay 'neath me boat."
 * Wetness (highest)- "Me soaked to th' bones!"
 * Dropping tool while wet- "Slipped right from me hands!"
 * Smoldering item- "'Tis like ta catch fire."
 * Burnt- "Ouch!"
 * Giant arrival- "Some big devil be upon me!"
 * Trying to sleep on fire- "Me don't likes th'idea o'a burnin' bed."

Shipwrecked

 * Volcano eruption warning- "Th' world be belchin'."
 * Volcano eruption- "Th' fire devils be belchin'!"
 * Sea Hounds are coming- "Aye, me ol' frenemies back to take a bite outta me hide!"
 * Crocodogs are coming- "Whut be thet noise signallin'?"
 * Sealnado is coming- "Some big devil be upon me!"
 * Map border approaching- "A veil o'mist approaches..."
 * Entering map border- "Into th'murk and mist wit' me..."
 * Exiting map border- "Ta th'edge o'th'world and back!"
 * Riding wave- "We be a silver streak on th'blue now!"
 * Boat losing durability- "She's takin' on water!"
 * Boat leak- "This be th' day th' sea claims me?"
 * Boat sinking- "She be goin' doooon!"
 * Trawl Net full- "Me net be full!"
 * Crabbit escape- "Where'd th'lil devil go?"
 * Wrong world- "Th'map don't be matchin' th'land."

Hamlet

 * Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "
 * Coughing- "Koff! Koff! Get me outta here!"
 * Digging in Dung Pile-
 * Hay Fever starting- "
 * Hay Fever ending- "
 * Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
 * "It's hide be too tough!"
 * "Where's me harpoon!"
 * "Where's ye weakness, Land Leviathan!"
 * Sneezing- "Ahh-pheww!!"
 * Vampire Bats are coming- "
 * "Where's ye weakness, Land Leviathan!"
 * Sneezing- "Ahh-pheww!!"
 * Vampire Bats are coming- "

Exclusive to PS4

 * Accomplishment- "Glory fer ol' Woodlegs!"
 * Accomplishment completed- "If only me shipmates could see me now!"

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 * Maxwell's Head- "'E's got them villainous eyes."
 * Deadly Feast- "'Tis a dreadful meal."
 * Skull Chest- "Whut treasures it musta devoured."
 * Golden Pitchfork- "Th' ground be lucky to touch me treasure."
 * Boat- "She's sturdy, if a lil' smaller'n I be used ta."
 * Home- "Captain's quarters."
 * Sunk Boat- "Some mateys luck ran out..."
 * Lava Pit- "A puddle o'fire."
 * Lava Pit (normal)- "Not bad fer settin' by."
 * Lava Pit (low)- "It be goin' out."
 * Lava Pit (out)- "She's out."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Step 'n get stung."
 * Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "
 * Tree Clump- "Get oot o' me way!"
 * Pig Tent- "Whut's inside?"
 * Chest (trap)- "Treach-sure!"
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "Woodlegs'll not be changin' t'day!"
 * Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "'Tis a roarin' fire!"
 * Poison Frog- "Keep yer venom away from me, beastie!"
 * Peacock- "Yer a fancy creature!"
 * PIKE_SKULL- "Keep walkin'."
 * BIGFISHINGROD- "Woodlegs'seen bigger."
 * COFFEEBOT- "Brew Woodlegs' coffee!"
 * SNAKE_FIRE- "Aye, thet's a foul creature."
 * Mr. Skittish- "Back, beast!"
 * Swimming Horror- "Back ta th'depths with ye!"
 * Beach Turf- "Me ain't no ground lubber."
 * Baby Water Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "Tis lubbable how ye don't lub th'land."
 * Baby Water Beefalo (normal and sleeping)- "Ye ain'tna land lubber, is ya? Nah!"

Basic Game

 * Grave- "Who been meddlin' wit' me islands?"
 * Can't store (invalid item)- "Thet don't b'longin'thar."

Shipwrecked

 * Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Need ta be careful ta not burn me legs."
 * Speargun- "A fine gutshooter ye'll make."
 * Poison Speargun- "Whut swab would use such a thing?"
 * Obsidian Speargun- "Shootin' fire!"
 * Seashell- "Me hears th' blue."
 * Old Boot- "I already got one good boot."
 * Snake Den (normal and burning)- "A nest o' scallywags aye?"
 * Snake Den (burnt)- "Yer hidey house burns!"
 * Snake Den (stump)- "Ye won't be slitherin' back there namore."
 * Big Slimy Pit- "Thar be slime!"

Trivia

 * His quote for a Toucan ("Yer name wouldn't be Sam, would it?") is a reference to Toucan Sam, the cartoon mascot for Froot Loops cereal.
 * Woodlegs' quote for the Banana Pop ("I heard ther be gold in th'banana stand.") may be a reference to the Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand from the television show Arrested Development, as one of the main characters frequently mentions that "there's always money in the banana stand".