Talk:Unimplemented/Speculated Characters/@comment-27042761-20151004014933

So, after finding this page, I started brainstorming Character Ideas, and I decided to share my favorite one. :3

Name: Warren

Nickname: "The High Porker"

Abilities: *Raises Pig Morale *Extra-Ravenous Eater *Comes with Super-Cool Pig King Stuff and On-the-Go CrockPot! *Grows a King-like Beard *Doesn't Do Anything "Low-Brow" Style *Can't Stand Spiders

Unlocked By: Occasionally (Methinks the chance should be 10-20%), while donating to the Pig King, he'll fall over and his crown will fall off, and he'll roll back up to his original position. Pick up the crown, and give it to a Befriended Pig. The Pig will transform into Warren, and then explode into a varity of cooked foods.

Appearance: Warren resembles a porky humanoid pig

Sanity: 100 Health: 300 Hunger: 500

Starting Items: Luxury Axe Regal Shovel Opulent Pickaxe Pig King Crown Pig King Robes Pig King Staff Cooked Meat x10 On-the-Go CrockPot

In-Depth Analysis: Warren is a pretty powerful character, IMO. Warren will never take off the Pig King Crown or the Pig King Robes, and he'll only use the Pig King Staff as his weapon; if you try to remove any of these items (except for the Pig King Staff if you're requipping between Tools) from their respective slots, Warren will say, "No! It's special to me!" To offset these disadvantages, the Pig King Crown works a constant, large radius light source, removing the need for other light sources; the Pig King Robes works as a powerful damage migitator; and the Pig King Staff works as both a close-range and long-range weapon; all three are unbreakable, as well. When befriending Pigs, they will turn into Guardian Pigs, thus, making them a valuable asset to you Warren Experience. However, befriending Pigs will take 3 Meats compared to the usual 1; they'll respond with "YOU KING! GIVE ME MORE MEAT!" if you're still trying to befriend them. Warren, being a pig, can eat unbelievably fast, usually wolfing down Meats and the like in less than a second. Because of his ravenous appetite, Warren is a tad bloated and moves slower than most other Characters because of this. Warren never eats uncooked meals, so he brings his On-the-Go CrockPot with him wherever he goes. This particular CrockPot is unbreakable and simple to use: just click on the CrockPot with any food and it'll start to cook! Warren can grow a regal, king-like beard as the days go on. His beard will grow short in 6 days, average in 12, and long in 21. Warren, being a King, doesn't want to be seen doing anything "low-brow" style, and, therefore, doesn't. So, you better start cooking those meals and making those special Tools before you do anything with him! Yet again, with Warren being a pig, he can't stand the sight of Spiders, loathing their existence and calling them "hairy, spindly-legged, multi-eyed freak shows who deserve swift, cruel Justice!" He'll keep his distance from them, forcing you to use your ranged attack on the Pig King Staff, and will go beserk if on manages to come near him.

Well, that's my Character, Warren! Feel free to share your opinion and give criticism to me! (Just don't be an Average Replier Kyle about it! X3)