User:Silphaer

"My reactions to inspecting things:"
 * Pine Tree: "Is it Christmas yet?"
 * Spiky Tree: "I'm not climbing that!"
 * Birch Tree: "If that grows an eye, I'm leaving."
 * Twig: "Twigs apart, weak. Twigs together, strong."
 * Twig Plant (Unharvested): "Snap off a couple of branches..."
 * Twig Plant (Harvested): "No more branches to snap."
 * Grass (Unharvested): "Anything could be hiding in that."
 * Grass (Harvested): "Nothing clever would hide in that."
 * Flower: "I once read that flowers are good for mental health, any truth to that?"
 * Petal: "Sometimes petals are poisonous, but these look okay."
 * Evil Flower: "This flower does not look good for mental health."
 * Dark Petal: "These are definitely poisonous."
 * Spider: "Are spiders meant to be that big?"
 * Spider (Warrior): "Yellow can be a warning colour. Maybe I should stay away."
 * Spider (Queen): "Your majesty!"
 * Spider (Cave): "He's got a very sturdy exoskeleton."
 * Spider (Spitter): "It can shoot webs. I hereby name it Peter."
 * Spider (Dangling Depth Dweller): "These are my favourites."
 * Tentacle: "This swamp just gets better and better."
 * Tentacle (Big): "Cthulhu?"
 * Tentacle (Baby): "Not Cthulhu. Cthulhu's kids?"
 * Ghost: "If this is students doing this, you'll be sorry."
 * Clockwork Knight: "Exactly like real Wizard's Chess."
 * Clockwork Knight (Damaged): "Maxwell's maintenance staff are slacking."
 * Clockwork Bishop: "I wonder if it's really religious, or just pretending to be a bishop."
 * Clockwork Bishop (Damaged): "Sad to see such fine craftsmanship go to waste."
 * Clockwork Rook: "I'd rather not go near him."
 * Clockwork Rook (Damaged): "I'd repair it, but I'm worried it would just crush me afterwards."
 * Pigman: "If I give it food, will it stop being so scared?"
 * Pigman House (Lights On): "So, can I come in?"
 * Pigman House (Lights Off): "I saw you turn the light off, you know."
 * Hound: "This dog cannot be tamed."
 * Blue Hound: "Cold-hearted beast."
 * Red Hound: "Don't go near my stuff, you flaming monstrosity!"
 * Batilisk: "You stay in your caves!"
 * Crawling Horror: "It looks kind of like a tick. I don't like it."
 * Terrorbeak: "Your mouth brings me fear, good sir."
 * Swimming Horror: "Nessie?"
 * Shadow Hand: "They scare me, yet they fascinate me..."
 * Maxwell: "Dapperness levels through the roof!"