Talk:Slurper/@comment-18165882-20140103012821

From Hungry mc. Hungry co, its slurpers! These handy little dandy suck out all your fillings, so you can eat more and more! Just simply poke it with a stick for 5 days straight while its in the cage ( cage not included ), and stick it on your head! Now, you can finally eat all that turkey dinner for only 20 easy payments of 29.95! Call 555-975-maxwellisadirtbag now! ( Not recommended for babies or people on antidepressants. Slurper not included. )