Webber quotes

"We will put you in our web!"

- Webber

This page lists Webber's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them. Webber is currently available in the DLC. Not all of Webber's quotes are currently in, so make sure not to post Wilson's.

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 * Axe- "Chop and chop."
 * Luxury Axe- "Life is okay when you've got a golden axe."
 * Shovel- "Maybe we can tunnel our way out?"
 * Regal Shovel- "We're gonna dig so many holes."
 * Pickaxe- "Rocks will be ours!"
 * Opulent Pickaxe- "The finest pickaxe of them all!"
 * Razor- "I watched my father use one of these."
 * Razor (can't shave)- "It's not shaving time!"
 * Razor (nothing left)- "Clean as a whistle."
 * Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "It's hairy like us but I don't think it likes shaving."
 * Hammer- "Chaos and destruction!"
 * Pitchfork- "A good tool to play in the dirt."

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 * Campfire (upon being built)- "Sure beats the cold. And darkness."
 * Campfire (high)- "That fire is huge!"
 * Campfire (normal)- "Nice and warm."
 * Campfire (low)- "The fire's getting a touch low."
 * Campfire (embers)- "We should put something on the fire before it goes out."
 * Campfire (burned out)- "Well, that's done."
 * Firepit (upon being built)- "Sure beats the cold. And darkness."
 * Firepit (high)- "That fire is huge!"
 * Firepit (normal)- "Nice and warm."
 * Firepit (low)- "The fire's getting a touch low."
 * Firepit (embers)- "We should put something on the fire before it goes out."
 * Firepit (burned out)- "Well, that's done. But not forever!"
 * Torch- "This should keep us safe."
 * Torch (run out)- "Waah, our light went out!"
 * Miner Hat- "A handy light for our head."
 * Pumpkin Lantern- "Just like we used to make at home!"
 * Lantern- "We have captured the sun."
 * Endothermic Fire Camp and Pit (high)- "That fire is huge!"
 * Endothermic Fire Camp and Pit (normal)- "Nice and cool."
 * Endothermic Fire Camp and Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a touch low."
 * Endothermic Fire Camp and Pit (embers)- "We should put something on the fire before it goes out."
 * Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "Well, that's done. But not forever!"
 * Moggles- "I can see for miles and miles."

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 * Backpack- "It's like a second abdomen we can store things in."
 * Piggyback- "It holds so much stuff!"
 * Bird Trap- "Come to our web trap, birds!"
 * Bug Net- "Good thing we're an arachnid."
 * Fishing Rod- "I miss granpa's fishing trips."
 * Straw Roll- "Musty but relaxing."
 * Fur Roll- "I miss being able to properly feel a nice bedroll."
 * Tent- "We should get some rest."
 * Tent (burnt)- "The fire destroyed it."
 * Trap- "Now we can catch some food!"
 * Healing Salve- "Soothing."
 * Honey Poultice- "A bandage for our booboos."
 * Thermal Stone- "It's a rock."
 * Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It's cold to the touch."
 * Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's getting chilly!"
 * Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's getting hot!"
 * Thermal Stone (hot)- "It's hot to the touch!"
 * Umbrella- "This should keep some of the rain off of us."
 * Compass- This quote is dependent on the orientation of the map. Potential lines include: North, Northeast, East, Southeast, South, Southwest, West, Northwest.
 * Pretty Parasol- "It won't keep us from splashing in puddles!"
 * Siesta Lean-to- "Is it nap time?"
 * Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "We can't take a nap, it's nighttime!"
 * Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "We can't take a nap in that!"
 * Insulated Pack- "I can bear this pack!"
 * Luxury Fan- "This thing is huge!"

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 * Crock Pot- "Food goes in, other food goes out."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "It won't be ready for a while."
 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Almost ready!"
 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Supper is served."
 * Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
 * Crock Pot (burnt)- "Someone must have left the fire going."
 * Bee Box- "A box with bees in it."
 * Bee Box (no honey)- "A box with bees in it."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "A box with bees in it."
 * Bee Box (full with honey)- "A box with bees in it."
 * Bee Box (burnt)- "The site of the Great Honey Fire."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "I'll have a go at this farming thing."
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Is it done yet?"
 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "The soil is dried up."
 * Ice Box- "Spoil not, food supplies!"
 * Drying Rack- "It's not doing us much good empty!"
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "Is it done yet? I'm hungry."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "Food time!"
 * Drying Rack (raining)- "It's hard to dry when it's raining."
 * Drying Rack (burnt)- "Fire takes all."
 * Bucket-o-poop- "I saw my mum use this in her gardens."

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 * Science Machine- "It's like a science lab in there!"
 * Science Machine (burnt)- "I think it's broken."
 * Alchemy Engine- "Father used to work on something like that."
 * Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "All our work - gone."
 * Thermal Measurer- "How hot is it, Mr. Thermal Measurer?"
 * Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Another dead friend."
 * Rainometer- "It must be powered by magic."
 * Rainometer (burnt)- "I don't think that's accurate."
 * Lightning Rod- "This might keep us safe."
 * Lightning Rod (charged)- "It looks all glowy!"
 * Gunpowder- "We're getting good at making stuff."
 * Ice Flingomatic (turned off)- "It's off."
 * Ice Flingomatic (turned on)- "This would come in handy in a snowball fight."

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 * Spear- "We should stick things with the pointy part."
 * Hambat- "An interesting way to use food."
 * Boomerang- "Boomerrangarangarang!"
 * Boomerang (hit self)- "It hurts us when we don't catch it."
 * Blow Dart- "Same as blowing bubbles."
 * Sleep Dart- "Airborne sleeping agent."
 * Fire Dart- "One step above blowing hot air."
 * Football Helmet- "We could be good at football, much better than I was!"
 * Grass Suit- "It just feels like more hair."
 * Log Suit- "Wood you like to fight?"
 * Marble Suit- "Marbelous Protection!"
 * Bee Mine- "Would you bee mine?"
 * Tooth Trap- "This will hurt our enemies."
 * Shelmet- "A solid helmet."
 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "We're a giant spider! Wearing a shell!"
 * Morning Star- "Night light, night bright!"
 * Weather Pain- "We'll huff and we'll puff."
 * Scalemail- "Another creature casing."

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 * Birdcage- "It's the jail."
 * Birdcage (occupied)- "Jailbird."
 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "You have to sleep to survive in the jail."
 * Pig House- "A tall house for a fat pig."
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Why do they hate me?"
 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "I can see a pig through the window!"
 * Hay Wall (item)- "Some grass tied together."
 * Hay Wall- "This will keep all sorts of things out!"
 * Wood Wall (item)- "They won't keep us safe if we keep holding them."
 * Wood Wall- "Like a pillow fort, but wood! We can repair it."
 * Stone Wall (item)- "These should come in handy."
 * Stone Wall- "We are base-building masters!"
 * Chest- "We could keep our toys in it!"
 * Chest (full)- "It's full."
 * Chest (not allowed to store)- "That's breaking the rules."
 * Chest (burnt)- "It won't be very useful to us now."
 * Sign- "We could write on that if only we had a pen!"
 * Scaled Chest- "It looks like my old toy chest!"

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 * Cobblestones- "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Wooden Flooring- "If we put these on the ground we'll have a floor!"
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "Fancy."
 * Carpeted Flooring- "Carpets! Just like in our old house."
 * Grass Turf- "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Marsh Turf- "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Savannah Turf- "Some grassy dirt."
 * Forest Turf- "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Rocky Turf- "Some ground that we dug up."
 * Fungal Turf- "Some pretty average earth."
 * Slimy Turf- "Some pretty average earth."
 * Mud Turf- "Some pretty average earth."
 * Cave Rock Turf- "Some pretty average earth."
 * Guano Turf- "Some pretty average earth."

TabRefine.pnge

 * Rope- "We could tie stuff up with this."
 * Boards- "Like logs but flatter."
 * Cut Stone- "Squared rocks."
 * Papyrus- "We could do our homework."
 * Purple Gem- "I can see knowledge swimming inside."
 * Nightmare Fuel- "It's cold and slippery. "

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 * Meat Effigy- "Who is that supposed to be?"
 * Meat Effigy (burnt)- "It will be of no use to us in that state."
 * Prestihatitator- "Did I just hear a squeak?"
 * Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Smells like cooking."
 * Shadow Manipulator- "We should be careful around that."
 * Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "The fires care not for magic."
 * Pan Flute- "A well constructed instrument."
 * Night Light- "It makes our skin crawl."
 * Night Armor- "I'm a bit uneasy wearing this, but it's effective."
 * Dark Sword- "Are you seeing this too?"
 * One-man Band- "We need to practice more."
 * Bat Bat- "Flap that bat like you were born to do it."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "It's a fine necklace, I suppose."
 * Chilled Amulet- "I guess it's nice."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "Did you hear something?"
 * Fire Staff- "We didn't start the fire."
 * Ice Staff- "It makes me feel funny."
 * Telelocator Staff- "It makes my brain feel fuzzy."
 * Charged Telelocator Focus- "Seems ready to use."
 * Incomplete Telelocator Focus- "It needs something to focus the power."
 * Empty Telelocator Socket- "Looks empty."
 * Full Telelocator Socket- "Looks good."
 * Old Bell- "Exactly the right amount of bell."

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 * Sewing Kit- "Mum used to handle all of our sewing."
 * Rabbit Earmuffs- "Strap some rabbits to our head, good idea."
 * Straw Hat- "This might keep the sun out of our eyes."
 * Beefalo Hat- "We'll blend in perfectly."
 * Beekeeper Hat- "A fortress for my face."
 * Feather Hat- "Feathers enough to cover our spiderness."
 * Winter Hat- "Mum always said I should take a cap with me."
 * Top Hat- "Like father used to wear."
 * Dapper Vest- "It itches and fits funny."
 * Breezy Vest- "It's so puffy!"
 * Puffy Vest- "It'll keep us from catching a cold."
 * Bush Hat- "Spider in the bushes."
 * Garland- "Colorful crown."
 * Walking Cane- "One more point of contact won't slow us down."
 * Cat Cap- "Hat of a Cat"
 * Rain Coat- "We might look silly, but it'll keep our fur dry."
 * Summer Frest- "Safety first!"
 * Hibearnation Vest- "We'll be the hairiest spider ever."
 * Eyebrella- "Disturbing, but it'll keep us dry."

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 * Thulecite Medallion (min)- "Everything's dandy."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Something's brewing."
 * Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's getting magickier!"
 * Thulecite Medallion (max)- "Stable, for now."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Magic go down the hole."
 * Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "Not much magic here."
 * The Lazy Forager- "Many legs make light work, and so does this. "
 * Magiluminescence- "Nice and glowy."
 * Construction Amulet- "Time to build!"
 * The Lazy Explorer- "Even with all our legs, a little teleportation is nice."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "We summon you, warm ball of light!"
 * Deconstruction Staff- "Magic taker-apart-er."
 * Pick/Axe- "Double duty."
 * Thulecite Crown- "And now we are king."
 * Thulecite Club- "We will, we will, smash you!"
 * Thulecite Suit- "Nice and lightweight."
 * Houndius Shootius- "Wakey wakey!"
 * Houndius Shootius (placed)- "Stop looking at me!"

Eyeplant.pnge - Plants

 * Evergreen- "Pines are always greener on the other side of the fence."
 * Evergreen (chopped)- "Got you good, tree!"
 * Evergreen (burning)- "What a senseless waste of firewood."
 * Evergreen (burnt)- "Only we can prevent forest fires."
 * Lumpy Evergreen- "A dying breed."
 * Log- "That's a log of wood."
 * Log (burning)- "So much for our arts and crafts!"
 * Charcoal- "Hard and black, like my better half."
 * Pinecone- "It's bursting with life."
 * Baby Evergreen- "Grow, grow!"
 * Spiky Tree- "A harsh tree for harsh conditions."
 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "An axe can solve any tree-related problem!"
 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "It's extra dangerous now!"
 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "It's growing days are over."
 * Marble Tree- "I hope it doesn't fall on us."
 * Totally Normal Tree- "Hello, Mr. Tree!"
 * Living Log- "That log has a face."
 * Sapling- "These sure grow slowly."
 * Sapling (picked)- "We'll make good use of your twigs!"
 * Sapling (burning)- "So bright!"
 * Sapling (picked up)- "Into the ground with you!"
 * Twigs- "Wish we had a friend to play stick swords with."
 * Grass Tuft- "Grass, next best thing to silk."
 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "Picked down to the stems."
 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It could use some perking up."
 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "Fire fire fire!"
 * Grass Tuft (picked up)- "Into the ground with you!"
 * Cut Grass- "We should be able to weave these, too."
 * Berry Bush- "Ripe for the pickin'."
 * Berry Bush (picked)- "See you soon, berries!"
 * Berry Bush (barren)- "It's run out of plant food."
 * Berry Bush (burning)- "Ripe for the pickin'."
 * Berry Bush (picked up)- "Into the ground with you!"
 * Reeds- "Maybe we could use some of these."
 * Reeds (picked)- "Only stems remain."
 * Reeds (burning)- "Those burn quickly!"
 * Cut Reeds- "Reeds, web, what's the difference."
 * Plant-
 * Plant (growing)- "Is it done yet?"
 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "We're master farmers."
 * Marsh Plant- That's a thirsty plant.
 * Spiky Bush- "I hope we don't fall on that."
 * Spiky Bush (after picking)- "That hurt our hands."
 * Flower- "We agree on this flowers are nice."
 * Petals- "How colorful."
 * Evil Flower- "This flower is decidedly not nice!"
 * Dark Petals- "They make our head hurt."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "Ready for the taking!"
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "We can't get at it like this."
 * Red Mushroom (picked)- "I think some spores remain."
 * Green Mushroom (unpicked)- "Ready for harvest."
 * Green Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "We can't get at it!"
 * Green Mushroom (picked)- "It's gone now."
 * Blue Mushroom (unpicked)- "Vroom vroom mushroom."
 * Blue Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "Hiding, are we?"
 * Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it'll regrow."
 * Berry Bush (withered)- "Heat too intense for ya?
 * Birchnut Tree- "My, what nice foliage you have."
 * Birchnut- "Tree or food, there's something inside."
 * Cactus- "It's got more things coming out of it than we do."
 * Cactus (after picking)- "Yowch!"
 * Cactus (picked)- "It's got no meat left in it!"
 * Grass (withered)- "The heat wave bested it."
 * Sapling (withered)- "I think the heat broke it."

Grave32.pnge - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "It's a hive of activity."
 * Killer Bee Hive- "Sounds like anger!"
 * Honeycomb- "Honey pods!"
 * Hound Mound- "This place scares me."
 * Bone- "There isn't much left."
 * Touch Stone- "Some sort of religious monument maybe?"
 * Harp Statue- "Someone took the head."
 * Marble Pillar- "Nothing lasts forever in this world."
 * Marble- "Maybe we should take up sculpting."
 * Merm House- "Smells fishy."
 * Merm Head- "A waste of food."
 * Pig Head- "We just wanted to be friends."
 * Pig Torch- "If only we could get closer."
 * Basalt Boulder- "Impenetrable."
 * Boulder- "We need to mine it before we can use it."
 * Rocks- "None of these look like they would skip well."
 * Flint- "Oh, to feel a sharp edge against my skin."
 * Nitre- "What are we supposed to do with this?"
 * Gold Nugget- "We definetly like shiny."
 * Headstone (1)- "It says 'Milk. Eggs. Bacon."
 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."
 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"
 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."
 * Grave- "My loot sense is tingling."
 * Grave (dug)- "We're sorry about that."
 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "A pile of dirt. I bet it's hiding something."
 * Animal Tracks- "Whatever it is, it travels single file."
 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)- "It's too muddy to track."
 * Animal Tracks (found)- "Fresh tracks!"
 * Wooden Thing- "I can hear the sounds of another world!"
 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I don't think we're done yet!"
 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "We could use this to visit new worlds!"
 * Ring Thing- "I think there are more parts."
 * Crank Thing- "A crank that will stand up to punishment."
 * Box Thing- "The power in this box is unimaginable."
 * Metal Potato Thing- "It looks like this goes with something...."
 * Wormhole (closed)- "I think that thing's alive."
 * Wormhole (open)- "I've been in worse."
 * Wormhole (exited)- "That was a scary hole!"-
 * Pond- "Water does not go well with our fur."
 * Skeleton- "Hello? Are you alright?"
 * Skeleton (player)- "Er, where did the spider parts go?"
 * Bone Shards- "Boney bits."
 * Spider Den- "Looks cozy in there."
 * Spider Egg- "Portable friendship pods!"
 * Rabbit Hole- "Come out! We just want to be friends!"
 * Walrus Camp- "Maybe they'll invite us in?"
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)- "I think someone was here."
 * Ice- "Chilling."
 * Mini-glacier- "Ice can be useful."
 * Mini-glacier (melted)- "Puddle!"
 * Raised Dirt- "Come out and play!"
 * Molehill- "Hidey-hole."
 * Collapsed Rabbit Hole- "I hope they're ok in there."
 * Catcoon Den- "Trunk house."
 * Catcoon Den (empty)- "The nine lives thing is true!"
 * Glommer Statue- "A statue of some weird bug."
 * Glommer Statue (mined)- "Take that, rock bug!"
 * Merm House (burnt)- "It's in worse shape than before!"

CaveEntrance1.pnge - Caves

 * Sinkhole (plugged)- "It's plugged up."
 * Sinkhole (unplugged)- "I can hear some spider friends down there."
 * Rope to Surface- "It leads back to the light."
 * Blue Mushtree- "How did it get so big?"
 * Red Mushtree- "It's upsettingly large."
 * Green Mushtree- "Bigger than a normal mushroom."
 * Light Flower- "Ooh, a glowing ball of flower!"
 * Light Bulb- "Bright and delicious."
 * Stalagmite- "Rocks underground?! Shocking."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)- "Pointy rocks underground?! Simply Stunning."
 * Spilagmite- "We could stand to live there."
 * Slurtle Mound- "Slimy and rocky."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "Just like grandpa said, 'You live in what you eat.'"
 * Barrel- "Did you hear something?"
 * Fern- "Swirly plants."
 * Foilage- "Soft and leafy."
 * Cave Banana Tree- "It's a tropical cave tree, of course."

Thulecite Fragments.pnge - Ruins

 * Ancient Statue- "It's throbbing strangely."
 * Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Old and full of mysteries." "We can repair it."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Old and full of mysteries."
 * Broken Clockworks- "A mess of chess. We can repair it."
 * Relic- "These haven't been used in a while."
 * Cave Lichen- "I like me a lichen."
 * Ornate Chest- "It may contain something fantastic! Or horrible."
 * Nightmare Light- "Not exactly my kind of nightlight."
 * Thulecite- "Fancy rocks!"
 * Thulecite Wall- "Looks sturdy."
 * Thulecite Wall (item)- "Wow, these are really heavy."

Spider.png - Monsters

 * Clockwork Knight- "Wow! That's a complicated clockwork."
 * Clockwork Bishop- "You don't play by the chess rules grandpa taught."
 * Clockwork Rook- "Who made these things?!"
 * Damaged Knight- "Good night, good knight."
 * Damaged Bishop- "Bishop of bad dreams."
 * Damaged Rook- "You can't rook us."
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Is somebody there?!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "Aah! Monsters in the dark!"
 * Hound- "That's an angry puppy!"
 * Red Hound- "He's got fire under his feet. And all inside him."
 * Blue Hound- "He has a chilling look in his eyes."
 * Hound's Tooth- "Our very own tooth to gnash."
 * Spider- "Spiders understand us."
 * Spider (sleeping)- "Wake up, friend!"
 * Spider (dead)- "Another lost friend."
 * Spider Warrior- "He'll protect us!"
 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "They're so cute when they sleep."
 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "Another lost friend."
 * Spider Gland- "This might soothe our cuts."
 * Silk- "It's so smooth!"
 * Krampus- "Stop! Thief!"
 * Krampus Sack- "We could put more in it but we're scared to touch the stuff he left inside."
 * Merm- "I would've thought they would bathe more often!"
 * Tentacle- "We would be mad if something stepped on us, too."
 * Tentacle Spike- "We could hit stuff with the pointy bits!"
 * Tentacle Spots- "Spotty!"
 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "It's huge!"
 * Baby Tentacle- "."
 * Pig Guard- "We wouldn't want to cross that one."
 * Werepig- "He's all furry now!"
 * Ghost- "That's not a fun ghost!"
 * MacTusk- "I don't think he wants to be friends with us."
 * Wee MacTusk- "He has anger in his eyes."
 * Walrus Tusk- "Maybe we can use it for arts and crafts."
 * Tam o' Shanter- "Reminds me of grandpa."
 * Mosquito- "Shoo!"
 * Mosquito (picked up)- "We should just squish you."
 * Nearby Mosquitoes- "Suck someone else's blood!"
 * Cave Spider- "Friends!"
 * Spitter- "Lay down some web for us."
 * Batilisk- "Screechy mean guy!"
 * Snurtle- "We'll snuff out that snurtle."
 * Slurtle- "We'll slaughter that slurtle."
 * Slurtle Slime- "Slime-time!"
 * Broken Shell- "We hit it a little too hard."
 * Lureplant- "What a colorful plant."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "I wish we could learn to generate meat."
 * Eye Plant- "Ever vigilant."
 * Slurper- "Hairy tongue thing!"
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "Our friends live up there."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "It's a... Thing."
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "It's a... Thing."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "It's a... Thing."

Pig.png - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "Big, big beefalo!"
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "Slumber deep, beefalo."
 * Beefalo (shaved)- "Shaved you good!"
 * Beefalo Wool- "Thick fur."
 * Beefalo Horn- "If this makes the mating call we're in trouble."
 * Baby Beefalo- "Get busy, child."
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Get busy, child."
 * Bee- "Always Be Pollinating."
 * Bee (picked up)- "Our's now!"
 * Killer Bee- "Uh oh, run!"
 * Killer Bee (picked up)- "I hope it doesn't escape."
 * Stinger- "We should be careful, we could poke an eye out!"
 * Pig- "Aw, you're no fun."
 * Pig (following)- N/A
 * Pig Skin- "Take that!"
 * Bunnyman- "Hop along, bunny."
 * Beardlord- "Hop along, bunny."
 * Bunny Puff- "We feel lucky, oh so lucky."
 * Frog- "Ack! Sticky tongue!"
 * Frog (sleeping)- "Oblivious amphibious."
 * Koalefant- "Maybe it's lost."
 * Winter Koalefant- "We finally found it!"
 * Rock Lobster- "Snip snap!"
 * Pengull- "Where do they live the rest of the year?"
 * Splumonkey- "He just wants to learn!"
 * Buzzard- "You won't find any carrion here. We're stuck like this."
 * Catcoon- "A bit more feral than grandpa's cat."
 * Cat Tail - "I always liked pulling Whiskers' tail."
 * Volt Goat- "My father kept goats."
 * Volt Goat (charged)- "It's all glowy."
 * Volt Goat Horn- "This might make a good weapon."

Rabbit.png - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "Look at it, flitting about happily."
 * Butterfly (picked up)- "Not so happy now, are we?"
 * Crow- "Oh, you look like you're having a grand time, flying around."
 * Crow (picked up)- "We all want a bit of freedom."
 * Jet Feather- "Feather of black."
 * Redbird- "Red is my favorite color!"
 * Redbird (picked up)- "Held snug in our pockets."
 * Crimson Feather- "Feather of red."
 * Snowbird- "What pretty white feathers."
 * Snowbird (picked up)- "We will name it Francis."
 * Azure Feather- "Feather of white."
 * Gobbler- "Come back! I just want to eat you!"
 * Chester- "Your insides are gross."
 * Eye Bone- "Peekaboo."
 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "We spy a tired eye."
 * Ash (Eye Bone)- "The eyebone didn't survive the trip."
 * Rabbit- "We just want to play!"
 * Rabbit (picked up)- "He's ours now."
 * Beardling- "We just want to play!"
 * Beardling (picked up)- "He's ours now."
 * Fireflies- "Elusive little buggies."
 * Fireflies (picked up)- "Going on an adventure, got some fireflies in our pocket!"
 * Mandrake- "That's a funny looking plant."
 * Mandrake (following)- "You're a bad friend!"
 * Mandrake (dead)- "The skin is all seared."
 * Mandrake (cooked)- "Cooked to death."
 * Mandrake (knock out effect)- "Ugh, my head!"
 * Glommer- "Nice eyes."
 * Glommer's Wings- "I wish I'd at least ended up with wings. Sigh."
 * Glommer's Flower- "It doesn't smell very nice."
 * Glommer's Flower (dead)- "I spoke too soon. It smells worse now."
 * Moleworm- "Hello little guy!"

Smallbird.png - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "Look at those legs!"
 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Where's the egg?"
 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That egg could feed us for days!"
 * Tallbird Egg- "Did I hear a meep?"
 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "Smells great!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "I think it's hatching!"
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Mmm. Beaky."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It'll boil if it doesn't cool down soon."
 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "It's shivering!"
 * Smallbird- "Could this be a friend for us?"
 * Smallbird (hungry)- "I can see it's tummy rumble."
 * Smallbird (starving)- "Poor thing. It looks so hungry!"
 * Smallish Tallbird- "It's getting old so fast!"
 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "It looks hungry!"
 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "I think it's starving!"
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Bad bird!"

Spider Queen.png - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "Where did that come from?"
 * Spider Queen- "Mommy-Longlegs?"
 * Spiderhat- "What have I done?"
 * Deerclops- "He might be able to digest me!"
 * Deerclops Eyeball- "Yucktastic."
 * Ancient Guardian- "Wear that frown upside down."
 * Guardian's Horn- "It's quite tender."
 * Moose- "She doesn't look all pleased to see us."
 * Moose Egg- "That would make a huge breakfast!"
 * Mossling- "Hungry little guys."
 * Down Feather- "Tickle torture."
 * Dragonfly- "Oh don't you just drag on."
 * Lava Spit (hot)- "Too hot for us!"
 * Lava Spit (cool)- "Looks safe now."
 * Scales- "They don't weigh much for scales."
 * Bearger- "Run for the hills!"
 * Thick Fur- "It's so thick!"

Abigail build.png - Other

 * Maxwell- "That jerk tricked us."
 * Pig King- "King of the bullies!"
 * Wes (trapped)- "Hello? Can you hear me?"
 * Abigail- "That's no party poltergeist!"
 * Webber (Grave) "He doesn't look like he's having much fun."

Meat.png - Meats

 * Bird Egg- "A hard shelled egg."
 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "Fried just like mum did."
 * Monster Meat- "Smells foul."
 * Cooked Monster Meat- "It'll go down, but I won't be happy about it."
 * Monster Jerky- "It's really chewy."
 * Meat- "Some fire would spice this up."
 * Cooked Meat- "Can't have any pudding if we don't eat it."
 * Leafy Meat- "It's all squishy."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "It smells kind of rotten."
 * Jerky- "That worked better than expected."
 * Drumstick- "I just want to bang on my drum."
 * Fried Drumstick- "We love finger food."
 * Fish- "It could stand to be fried."
 * Cooked Fish- "Flaky and moist. Delicious."
 * Eel- "Fresh water snake."
 * Cooked Eel- "We could slurp this down."
 * Morsel- "A couple more and we'll have a meal!"
 * Cooked Morsel- "Meat treat."
 * Small Jerky- "It'll keep longer this way."
 * Koalefant Trunk- "We took his nose!"
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "He blue his nose."
 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Looks filling!"
 * Frog Legs- "A fraction of a frog."
 * Cooked Frog Legs- "I admit, I've acquired a tasted for these."
 * Batilisk Wing- "This thing drives me batty."
 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Tastes like chicken."

Dragon Fruit.png - Fruits

 * Berries- "Juice sacks."
 * Roasted Berries- "Warm juice sacks."
 * Cave Banana- "A bundle of bananas."
 * Cooked Banana- "Hot mush."
 * Dragon Fruit- "It looks suspect."
 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It looks tastier now."
 * Durian- "Pungent."
 * Extra Smelly Durian- "No sir, I don't like it."
 * Pomegranate- "I didn't expect this to grow."
 * Sliced Pomegranate- "It's good for us!"

Carrot.png - Vegetables

 * Corn- "Corn in the raw."
 * Popcorn- "Popping corn."
 * Carrot (planted)- "Bury your head, carrot."
 * Carrot (picked)- "I sort of miss being forced to eat these."
 * Roasted Carrot- "Easier for us both."
 * Pumpkin- "That's a huge pumpkin!"
 * Hot Pumpkin- "It's all warm now."
 * Eggplant- "Blech, eggplant."
 * Braised Eggplant- "Mum knew I liked it braised."
 * Red Cap- "It smells funny."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "It smells better now."
 * Green Cap- "Smells really earthy."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "Heat really brings out the juices."
 * Blue Cap- "You'd have to be crazy..."
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "Good thing we're feeling healthy."
 * Glow Berry- "It's gushing with light."
 * Lichen- "It likes it down here."
 * Cactus Flesh- "Haven't had enough, huh?"
 * Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Take that, pokey things!"
 * Cactus Flower- "This part is nice."

Ratatouille.png - Crock Pot

 * Turkey Dinner- "Like mother used to make before this happened!"
 * Powdercake- "Mum never let me have these."
 * Most recipes- "We are accomplished chefs!"
 * Fishsticks- "At least we know how to make fish sticks."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "Sandwich for me, froglegs for him."
 * Meaty stew- "Smells like Sunday dinner."
 * Waffles- "Yummy!"
 * Fish Tacos- "Taco Tuesday!"
 * Butter Muffin- "Do you know the muffin spider?"
 * Trail Mix- "Crunchy and healthy."
 * Hot Chili- "Flavor bombs!"
 * Ice Cream- "We dream of ice cream."
 * Guacamole- "Holy moley, this is tasty!"
 * Melonsicle- "Just the thing for a hot summer day."
 * Unagi- "It was easy to make with all our arms."
 * Fruit Medley- "Pile o' fruit."
 * Pumpkin Cookie- "Yum!"
 * Bacon and Eggs- "Who knew we could cook!"

Rot.png - Other

 * Seeds- "A small life trapped within. My sympathies."
 * Seeds (specific)- "We could grow something with these..."
 * Roasted Seeds- "It's growing days are over."
 * Honey- "Sticky and sweet."
 * Butterfly Wings- "Pick our teeth with butterfly bones."
 * Butter- "Butter is better."
 * Rot- "Blech!"
 * Rotten Egg- "Ew!"
 * Electric Milk- "A glass of milk with every supper."
 * Roasted Birchnut- "Roasted on an open fire."

Trinkets.png Items

 * Blueprint- "'Follow the instructions' mum always said."
 * Gears- "I could've been a robot."
 * Gears (Eat)- "We can't, we won't, we refuse to eat that."
 * Ash- "Funk to funky."
 * Red Gem- "It feels warm even on the coldest nights."
 * Blue Gem- "Glittering and cool."
 * Yellow Gem- "Yellow-bellied gem."
 * Green Gem- "I'm absolutely green with envy."
 * Orange Gem- "Orange you gland we found you, gem?"
 * Beard Hair- "In another life, I could've grown this."
 * Manure- "Doodoo."
 * Guano- "Bat doodoo."
 * Melty Marbles- "We could've had some fun if they weren't all melted."
 * Fake Kazoo- "A voiceless instrument"
 * Gord's Knot- "It won't come undone!"
 * Gnome- "It's watching us."
 * Tiny Rocketship- "Yay, a new toy!"
 * Frazzled Wires- "Maybe we'll find a use for these."
 * Ball and Cup- "Another toy!"
 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "We could take a bath if only we had a tub."
 * Mismatched Buttons- "None of them match!"
 * Second-hand Dentures- "Just like grandpa wears!."
 * Lying Robot- "Beep boop!"
 * Dessicated Tentacle- "Feels leathery."
 * Webber's Skull (via console)- "How did this get here?"

Maxwell Head.pngture Mode

 * Failed- "Play time is over"
 * Obelisk (Sanity, down)- "I wonder what that does."
 * Obelisk (Insanity, up)- "Move, stupid rock!"
 * Obelisk (Sanity, up)- "It's in our way."
 * Obelisk (Insanity, down)- "Something about this rock feels off."
 * Divining Rod (in its starting base)- "Radical rod!"
 * Divining Rod- "Lead and I shall follow."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "Nothing nearby."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "Going the right way."
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "Something must be near."
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "We are close!"
 * Divining Rod Base- "It's a mystery."
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)- "Looks like there's a hole for an oversized key."
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)- "It's ready to go."
 * Maxwell's Door- "Something wicked this way comes."
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "It looks like grandpa's."
 * Maxwell's Light- "Well, these would have been handy before."
 * Maxwell Statue- "That's the guy who said he could help us."
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "Who would put this here? We could get hurt!"
 * Maxwell's Tooth Trap (went off)- "Eek!"
 * Sick Wormhole- "Gross, that one looks sick!"
 * Nightmare Lock- "It's missing something."
 * Nightmare Throne- "That throne makes our skin crawl."
 * Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "He doesn't look like he's having much fun."
 * Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "She's locked up!"
 * Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "I don't think it's having fun."

Gramophone.pngncements

 * Battlecry- "En garde!"
 * Battlecry (prey)- "We will put you in our web!"
 * Battlecry (Pig)- "We hate it! Horrible pig!"
 * Battlecry (Spider)- "Hey, wanna play?"
 * Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Why can't we just get along?!"
 * Hungry- "It's time for a snack."
 * Leaving combat- "Well, we would have won!"
 * Leaving combat (prey)- "Speedy thing!"
 * Leaving combat (Pig)- "Another day, pig."
 * Leaving combat (Spider)- "It's better this way."
 * Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Simmer down, friend."
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "I just can't mosquito you."
 * Dusk- "Almost time for bed."
 * Entering light- "Phew, light."
 * Entering darkness- "We can't see! I want my night light."
 * Doing things in the dark- "It's too dark to see!"
 * Failed to do something- "That's off-limits."
 * Failed to craft something- "We're missing something."
 * Trying to sleep during the day- "It's daytime, not bedtime."
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "Our tummy is rumbling, we can't sleep."
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "Can't sleep with monsters nearby!"
 * Hounds are coming- "Doggies are coming!"
 * Giant is coming- "That sounded like a big meanie."
 * Inventory full- "Our pockets are full."
 * Eating (stale food)- "Stale like mum's leftovers."
 * Eating (spoiled food)- "Past its date"
 * Eating (painful food)- "Our tummy hurts."
 * Earthquake- "I don't think that was our tummy."
 * Overheating- "Hot as heck!"
 * Tree Shelter- "Protect us, tree!"
 * Wetness (low)- "Splishy splashy!"
 * Wetness (medium)- "Uncomfortably moist."
 * Wetness (high)- "So wet!"
 * Wetness (very hight)- "We're drenched!"
 * Smoldering Item- "That thing is about to catch fire."
 * Burnt- "Jeepers! That was hot!"
 * Lightning Miss- "We're invincible!"

Trivia

 * When inspecting a Cat Cap, Webber says, "Hat of a cat." This may be a reference to The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss.
 * When inspecting a Tree, Webber says, "Pines are always greener on the other side of the fence." This is a reference to the common saying, "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
 * When inspecting a Frog Legs, Webber says, "A fraction of a frog." This may be a reference to the browser game Frog Fractions.
 * When inspecting Cooked Meat, Webber says, "Can't have any pudding if we don't eat it." This is a reference to part two of Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd.
 * When examining a Butter Muffin, Webber says, "Do you know the muffin spider?", which is a reference to the phrase, "Do you know the muffin man?"
 * When Webber inspects the Fire Staff, he says, "We didn't start the fire," which is a reference to a song of the same name by Billy Joel.
 * Upon inspecting a Burnt Tree, Webber states "Only we can prevent forest fires." This is a reference to Smokey Bear.
 * When inspecting a Thulecite Club, Webber says, "We will, we will, smash you!" This is probably a reference to We Will Rock You by Queen.
 * When inspecting Maxwell's Door, Webber says, "Something wicked this way comes", likely a reference to the same saying in the play "Macbeth" by Shakespeare.
 * When inspecting a Grave, Webber says "My loot sense is tingling." This may be a reference to Marvel's superhero Spider-Man, who has a "spider sense".
 * Webber's quote for examining a Spear, "We should stick things with the pointy part", is a reference to the TV show Game of Thrones.
 * When examining an Extra Smelly Durian, Webber will say, "No sir, I don't like it", which is a reference to a The Ren and Stimpy Show character named Mr. Horse.
 * When examing a burning Grass Tuft, Webber will say "Fire Fire Fire!" which may be a reference to all playable classes in Team Fortress 2 when they are burning, except for Pyro.
 * Upon inspecting a Roasted Birchnut, Webber will say "Roasted on an open fire." This is a reference to The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire).
 * When examining a pile of Ash, Webber will say "Funk to funky." This is a reference to the David Bowie song Ashes to Ashes.