WX-78 quotes

This page lists WX-78's Quotes that the character say when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can shift-click items and objects to examine them.

Tools
Axe- "A TOOL FOR CHOPPING DOWN LIVING MATTER"

Luxury Axe- "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"

Shovel- "IT HAS MANY USES"

Regal Shovel- "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"

Pickaxe- "MINING IMPLEMENT DETECTED"

Opulent Pickaxe- "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"

Razor- "EXFOLIATE"

Razor (can't shave)- "THAT IS NOT A VALID SHAVE TARGET"

Razor (nothing left)- "THERE IS NO STUBBLE TO SHAVE"

Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "DANGER! TARGET IS AWAKE"

Hammer- "DECONSTRUCTION"

Pitchfork- "I ENJOY ITS POINTY PARTS"

Lights
Campfire and Fire Pit

Campfire (upon being built)- "A TEMPORARY ENCAMPMENT"

Campfire (high)- "WARNING: FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS"

Campfire (normal)- "IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING"

Campfire (low)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL LOW"

Campfire (embers)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL CRITICAL"

Campfire (burned out)- "NO FIRE DETECTED"

Fire Pit (upon being built)- "WARMTH AND LIGHT"

Fire Pit (high)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL EXCEEDS DESIGN PARAMETERS"

Fire Pit (normal)- "THIS FIRE IS FULLY OPERATIONAL"

Fire Pit (low)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL LOW"

Fire Pit (embers)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL CRITICAL"

Fire Pit (burned out)- "IT NEEDS TO BE REBOOTED"

Miner Hat- "SUPPORTS HANDS-FREE OPERATION"

Pumpkin lantern- "IT HAS AN EERIE LIGHT"

Torch- "PRIMITIVE LIGHT SOURCE"

Survival
Backpack- "UPGRADED STORAGE MODULE"

Bird Trap- "STUPID BIRDS. HA."

Bug Net- "HARVEST INSECTS"

Fishing Rod- "I DO NOT LIKE WATER"

Strawroll- "SLEEP( 1000 )"

Tent- "WHY WOULD I WANT TO CHANGE

Trap- "I AM ADEPT AT WEAVING"

Food
Crock Pot

Crock Pot- "I CAN REFINE MEATS AND VEGETABLES INTO MORE ROBUST FORMS"

Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "MORE TIME IS REQUIRED"

Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "IT IS ALMOST COMPLETE"

Crock Pot (finished)- "THE COOKING PROCESS IS DONE"

Farms

Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot- "IT IS CURRENTLY NOT ACTIVE"

Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (growing)- "LIFE IS INNEFICIENT"

Farm Plot, Speedy Farm Plot and Turbo Farm Plot (needs fertilizer)- "ITS RESOURCES ARE EXHAUSTED"

Ice Box- "CARRY ON, MY FRIGID BROTHER"

Science
Science Machine- "MOTHER?"

Alchemy Engine- "HELLO, FRIEND"

Winter-O-Meter- "HELLO, FRIEND"

Fight
Spear- "BRING IT, FLESHLINGS"

Boomerang- "

Sleep Dart- "THESE CREATURES ARE SO MANIPULABLE"

Fire Dart- "A WEAPON OF MINOR DESTRUCTION"

Football Helmet- "PADDING FOR MY PROCESSING UNIT"

Logsuit- "UPGRADED ARMOUR"

Bee Mine- "IMPROVISED STINGING DEVICE"

Tooth Trap- "THIS WILL PUNTURE MY ENEMIES' FEET"

Structures
Bee Box

Bee Box- "Bees!"

Bee Box (no honey)- "

Bee Box (some honey)- "

Bee Box (full with honey)- "

Birdcage

Birdcage- "I WILL IMPRISON THE FLESHLINGS"

Birdcage (occupied)- "NOW I HAVE YOU"

Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "WAKE UP, FLESHLING"

Pig House

Pig House- "THE FURNITURE IS ALL PIG-SHAPED"

Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "THE OCCUPANT MUST BE SLEEPING"

Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "OCCUPIED"

Walls

Hay Wall (inventory)- "NOT VERY GOOD DEFENSES

Hay Walls (placed)- "THAT SEEMS SUBOPTIMAL"

Wood Wall (inventory)- "WOODEN DEFENSES

Wood Wall (placed)- "I AM SOMEWHAT REASSURED

Stone Wall (inventory)- "STONE DEFENSES

Stone Wall (placed)- "THAT MAKES ME FEEL SAFE"

Chest- "EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT"

Turfs

Wooden Flooring- "WOOD GROUND"

Cobblestones- "ROAD PIECE"

Other turfs- "THE GROUND"

Refine
Rope- "IT IS LESS USEFUL THAN IT APPEARS"

Boards- "THEY ARE FLATTER NOW"

Cut Stone- "I HAVE IMPROVED THE ROCKS"

Papyrus- "I PREFER DOT MATRIX PAPER"

Magic
Meat Effigy- "WHO IS THAT?"

Pan Flute- "I CAN REBOOT FLESHLINGS WITH THIS"

Amulet- "ANOMOLY DETECTED"

Nightmare Fuel- "DEBUGGING RESIDUE"

Night Light- "UNKNOWN LIGHT SOURCE"

Night Armour- "I WILL PROTECT MYSELF WITH NOTHINGNESS"

Dark Sword- "I CAN HACK THIS WORLD"

Dress
Strawhat- "THIS WILL COVER MY PROCESSING UNIT"

Beefalo Hat- "THERE ARE TRACES OF FECAL MATTER EMBEDDED IN THE FIBERS"

Beekeeper Hat- "THE MESH IS SMALLER THAN BEE STINGERS"

Feather Hat- "I STILL CAN NOT FLY"

Winter Hat- "THIS WILL KEEP MY PROCESSOR FROM FREEZING"

Top Hat- "SOPHISTICATED"

Dapper Vest- "It's a...thing."

Breezy Vest- "TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING"

Bush Hat- "HOW DEMEANING"

Garland- "AT LEAST THEY ARE DEAD"

Nature - Plants
Evergreen

Evergreen- "TARGET ACQUIRED"

Evergreen (chopped)- "THE NATURAL WORLD IS OVERRATED"

Evergreen (burning)- "SOON THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT"

Evergreen (burnt)- "I WIN. GOOD."

Log- "LOG (1) = 0"

Log (burning)- "IT IS A FLAME"

Charcoal- "COMPRESSED DEAD MATTER. WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE?"

Pinecone- "HOW DOES THE TREE FIT IN THERE?"

Spiky Tree

Spiky Tree- "A SPIKY TREE"

Spiky Tree (chopped)- "SPIKY TREE DEFEATED"

Spiky Tree (burning)- "SPIKY TREE INGNITED"

Spiky Tree (burnt)- "THE SPIKY TREE IS NO MORE"

Sapling

Sapling- "POTENTIAL CONSTRUCTION MATERIAL"

Sapling (picked)- "IT IS RECHARGING"

Sapling (burning)- "RESOURCE WASTED"

Sapling (picked up)- "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"

Twigs- "STICKS"

Grass

Grass- "IT LOOKS COMBUSTIBLE"

Grass (picked)- "IT WILL RETURN SOON"

Grass (barren)- "FERTILIZATION REQUIRED"

Grass (burning)- "OOPS"

Grass Tuft- "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"

Cut Grass- "PLANT MATTER"

Berry Bush

Berry Bush- "PERIODIC CALORIE DISPENSOR"

Berry Bush (picked)- "IT IS REBOOTING"

Berry Bush (barren)- " THE SYSTEM IS DOWN"

Berry Bush (picked up)- "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"

Reeds

Reeds- "USEFUL MATERIAL DETECTED"

Reeds (picked)- "REGROWTH REQUIRED"

Reeds (burning)- "TOO HOT"

Cut reeds- "HOLLOW PLANT MATTER"

Plant

Plant- "IT LOOKS EDIBLE"

Plant (growing)- "GO FASTER, PLANT"

Plant (ready to be picked)- "IT IS AT PEAK NUTRITIONAL VALUE"

Marsh Plant- "IT IS AN UNINTERESTING PLANT"

Spiky bush- "BRAMBLES"

Flower- "MY APPRECIATION FOR BEAUTY IS LIMITED"

Nature - Objects
Bee hive

Bee Hive- "HOW INDUSTRIOUS"

Honeycomb- "ONE UNIT OF BEE STORAGE"

Boulder

Boulder- "LUMPY"

Rocks- "I WILL REFINE THESE INTO HIGH TECHNOLOGY"

Flint- "THIS ROCK IS SHARPER THAN MOST"

Gold Nugget- "I APPRECIATE ITS CONDUCTIVITY"

Graves

Headstone (1)- "

Headstone (2)- "

Headstone (3)- "

Headstone (4)- "

Grave- "MEATLINGS ARE SO SUPERSTITIOUS"

Grave (dug)- "WORMS AND ICHOR"

Koalefant tracks

Suspicious Dirt Pile- "UNKNOWN PILE FORMAT"

Animal Tracks- "LIFEFORM DETECTED"

Wooden thing

Wooden Thing- "WHAT PRIMITIVE "\TECHNOLOGY\""

Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I AM CERTAIN THIS WILL WORK"

Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "SOON I WILL BE FREE OF THIS FILTHY REALM"

Ring Thing- "HOW DELIGHTFULLY INORGANIC"

Crank Thing- "I'M MADE OF TOUGHER STUFF"

Box Thing- "THIS WOULD PROBABLY BLOW MY CIRCUITS"

Metal Potato Thing- "REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER"

Wormhole

Wormhole (closed)- "I WANT TO STEP ON IT"

Wormhole (open)- "THIS MEAT TUBE WILL SERVE MY PURPOSES"

Pond- "ERROR. STAY AWAY."

Spider Den- "SPIDER SOURCE DETECTED"

Spider Egg- "SPIDER POTENTIAL = 6"

Rabbit Hole- "THEY ARE ALL CONNECTED VIA UNDERGROUND TUNNELS"

Mobs - Monsters
Hounds

Hound- "

Red Hound- "

Hound's Tooth- "

Spiders

Spider- "THREAT DETECTED"

Spider (sleeping)- "IT IS VULERABLE"

Spider (dead)- "I WIN"

Spider Warrior- "HIGHTENED THREAT DETECTED"

Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "IT IS VULNERABLE"

Spider Warrior (dead)- "I WIN"

Silk- "SPIDER INNARDS"

Krampus

Krampus- "STOP! THIEF!"

Krampus Sack- "STORAGE MODULE 2.0"

Tentacle

Tentacle- "BIOLOGY IS DISGUSTING"

Tentacle Spike- "IT IS VICIOUS"

Tentacle spots- "NOT FOR THE SQUEMISH"

Werepig- "ERROR: ANOMALY"

Ghost- "ERROR: UNKNOWN"

Mobs - Neutral Animals
Beefalo

Beefalo- "IT STINKS OF MEAT"

Beefalo (following)- "FOLLOW ME WITHOUT QUESTION."

Beefalo (sleeping)- "IT BEGS TO BE TIPPED OVER"

Beefalo (shaved)- "I HAVE HUMILIATED IT. GOOD."

Beefalo Wool- "EXTRUDED BEEFALO DISGUSTINGNESS"

Beefalo Horn- "UNHYGENIC"

Baby Beefalo- "IT IS STILL INITIALIZING"

Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "REST FUNCTION ACTIVATED"

Bee

Bee- "A MINDLESS DRONE. I LIKE HIM."

Bee (picked up)- "ITS VIBRATIONS ARE COMFORTING"

Killer Bee- "IT HAS A STINGER AND A BAD ATTITUDE"

Killer bee (picked up)- "WARNING: KILLER BEE IN MY POCKET"

Stinger- "WARNING: TOXINS PRESENT"

Pig

Pig- "THEY EXIHIBIT MINIMAL INTELLIGENCE"

Pig (following)- "DO MY BIDDING"

Pig (dead)- "OOPS"

Pig Skin- "THESE FLESHLINGS ARE DISGUSTING"

Frog

Frog- "POTENTIAL BUNWICH"

Frog (sleeping)- "I SHOULD HARVEST IT

Frog (dead)- "I WIN"

Koalefant- "POSSESSES AMPLE ENERGY RESERVES"

Winter Koalefant- "IT RADIATES WITH MEAT WARMTH"

Mobs - Passive Animals
Butterfly

Butterfly- "IT THINKS IT IS SO PRETTY"

Butterfly (picked up)- "SQUISH"

Birds

Crow- "IT IS SMARTER THAN MOST HUMANS"

Crow (picked up)- "NOT SO SMART NOW, ARE YOU?"

Crow Feather- "IT HAS BEEN SEPERATED FROM ITS BIRD"

Redbird- "GREETINGS, RED BIRD"

Redbird (picked up)- "SQUASH"

Redbird feather- "IT HAS BEEN SEPERATED FROM ITS BIRD"

Gobbler- "THAT IS AN UNUSUALLY LARGE BIRD"

Snowbird- "A FOOLISH BIRD"

Chester

Eye Bone- "IT IS THE DRM KEY FOR THE STORAGE UNIT"

Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "SLEEP( 1000)"

Ashes of Eye Bone- "

Chester- "THIS EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT APPEARS TO BE SENTINENT"

Rabbit

Rabbit- "IT IS PERFORMING A SEARCH ALGORITHM"

Rabbit (picked up)- "I HOLD ITS TINY LIFE IN MY HANDS"

Fireflies

Fireflies- "BIOLUMINESCENT INSECTS"

Fireflies (picked up)- "THEY ARE VERY LIGHT"

Mandrake

Mandrake- "IT IS A PLANT"

Mandrake (following)- "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Mandrake (dead)- "I HAVE KILLED IT. GOOD."

Mandrake (cooked)- "I HAVE KILLED IT TWICE. HA."

Mobs - Tallbird family
Tallbird

Tallbird- "IT LOOKS TERRITORIAL"

Tallbird Nest (empty)- "IT IS EMPTY"

Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I WANT THAT EGG"

Tallbird egg

Tallbird Egg- "IS IT STILL ALIVE?"

Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "IT IS NO LONGER ALIVE"

Hatching Tallbird Egg- "CRACK DETECTED"

Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "TRACES OF BEAK DETECTED"

Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "IT CANNOT VENT EXCESS HEAT"

Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "IT REQUIRES WARMTH"

Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "LIFE IS AN ANNOYINGLY SLOW PROCESS"

Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "SOMETHING IS EMERGING"

Smallbird

Smallbird- "IT LOOKS PATHETIC"

Smallbird (hungry)- "IT REQUIRES INPUT"

Smallbird (starving)- "IT IS ALMOST OUT OF FUEL"

Smallish Tallbird

Smallish Tallbird- "ANGST DETECTED"

Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- " IT NEEDS FOOD"

Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "IT IS STARTING TO BEHAVE IRRAITONALLY

Mobs - Bosses
Treeguard (Leif)- "WARNING: MOTILE TREE"

Spider Queen- "THE SPIDERS LIVE UNDER A SYSTEM OF MONARCHY"

Spider Hat- "IT WIRELESSLY TRANSMITS THOUGHTS TO SPIDERS"

Mobs - Other
Maxwell- "HE IS UNKNOWN"

Pig King- "THAT APPEARS TO BE THE DOMINANT PIG"

Abigail- "UNDEAD ALERT"

Food - Meats
Monster Meat- "IT IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY CHEMICAL ENGINE"

Cooked Monster Meat- "IT IS STILL SOMEWHAT INCOMPATIBLE"

Meat- "I WILL ENJOY THIS"

Cooked meat- "FIRE MAKES THINGS BETTER"

Drumstick- "LIVING THINGS ARE MADE OF FASCINATING PARTS"

Fried Drumstick- "A TASTE SENSATION"

Fish- "IT HAS RUN OUT OF LIFE. I WIN."

Cooked Fish- "REQUIRES CHIPS"

Morsel- "IT TASTES LIKE REVENGE"

Cooked Morsel- "IT TASTES LIKE BURNT REVENGE"

Koalefant Trunk- "CABLE UNPLUGGED"

Koalefant Trunk Steak- " MEAT RENDERED INACTIVE. EXCELLENT"

Frog Legs- "REPLACEMENT PART FOR FROGS"

Cooked Frog Legs- "THEY ARE MORE NUTRITIOUS NOW"

Food - Fruits
Pomegranate- "IT IS DIFFICULT TO PEEL"

Sliced Pomegranate- "DELECTABLE"

Durian- "GOOD THING I LACK A NOSE"

Extra Smelly Durian- "STILL NOT GOOD"

Dragon Fruit- "IT HAS HEALING PROPERTIES"

Prepared Dragon Fruit- "I SHOULD EAT THIS SOON"

Berries- "THEY REMIND ME OF BLOOD"

Roasted Berries- "THEY HAVE LOST STRUCTURAL INTEGRETY"

Food - Vegetables
Corn- "SAY (CORNY JOKE)"

Popcorn- "EMPTY CALORIES"

Carrot (in the ground)- "ROBOT NEEDS FOOD"

Carrot (picked up)- "NUTRITIOUS"

Roasted Carrot- "IT IS FLOPPY NOW"

Pumpkin- "IT HAS A PLEASING SHAPE"

Hot Pumpkin- "DELICIOUS"

Eggplant- "IT HAS AN ILLOGICAL NAME"

Braised Eggplant- "FANCY"

Food - Crock Pot
Mandrake Soup- "I WIN."

Turkey Dinner- "FESTIVE"

Most recipes- "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"

Food - Other
Seeds- "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"

Seeds (carrot seeds, pumpkin seeds etc)- "IT IS LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"

Roasted Seeds- "THEY CAN NO LONGER GERMINATE"

Honey- "IT IS A GOOD LUBRICANT FOR MY GEARS"

Petals- "I HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL. HA."

Butterfly Wings- "IRREDESCENT"

Butter- "THIS IS IMPROBABLE"

Rot- "EVEN I CAN NOT PROCESS THAT"

Misc Items
Red Gem-

Beard Hair- "DISGUSTING"

Manure- "THESE ANIMALS ARE DISGUSTING"

Graveyard Trinkets

Most trinkets- "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE"

Lying robot- "HIS NAME IS HAL. HE IS MY FRIEND."

Researching
Research (high value)- "INFORMATION OVERLOAD"

Research (normal value)- "INFORMATION ADDED"

Research (low value)- "MATERIAL HAS LOW INFORMATIONAL CONTENT"

Announcements
Generic- "ERROR: UNKNOWN"

Battlecry- "I WILL DESTROY YOU"

Battlecry (on prey)- "EXTERMINATE"

Battlecry (Pig)- "

Battlecry (Spider)- "

Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "

Leaving combat- "COMBAT ROUTINE FAILED"

Leaving combat (prey)- "

Leaving combat (Pig)- "

Leaving combat (Spider)- "

Leaving combat (Spider warrior)- "

Torch (run out)- "TORCH EXHAUSTED"

Boomerang (hit self)- "ERROR: CATCH FAILED"

Dusk- "WARNING: NIGHT APPROACHING"

Entering light- "OPTICAL SENSORS ACTIVE"

Entering darkness- "OPTICAL SENSORS DEACTIVATED"

Doing things in the dark- "INSUFFICIENT ILLUMINATION"

Failed to do something- "ACTION NOT AVALIBLE IN CURRENT CONTEXT"

Failed to craft something- "INSUFFICIENT RESOURCES"

Trying to sleep during the day- "SLEEP MODE UNAVALIBLE DURING DAY"

Trying sleep near monsters- "WARNING: THREAT DETECTED. SLEEP MODE DEAVTIVATED"

Knocked out- "CPU REBOOTED"

Bees- "BEES!"

Night Monster- "THREAD DETECTED"

Night Monster (hurt by)- "ERROR: UNKNOWN ATTACKER"

Pecked- "OUCH"

Hound's are coming- "SOMETHING IS COMING"

Inventory full- "ITEM EXCEEDS CARRYING CAPACITY"

Storage full- "IT IS AT CAPACITY"

Storage not allowed to store item in container)- "THAT INPUT IS NOT ALLOWED"

Eating- "DELICIOUS"

Eating (spoiled food)- "SPOILED FOOD IS STILL FOOD"

Eating (stale food)- "STALE FOOD IS JUST AS GOOD"

Eating (painful food)- "THAT WAS NOT FOOD"

Hungry- "FUEL RESERVE LOW"

Exiting a Wormhole- "MY INPUTS ARE FULL OF SLIME"

Koalefant (lost its trail)- "END OF TRAIL"

Koalefant (found)- "DISTANCE TO LIFEFORM: MINIMAL"

Freezing- "MECHANISMS ARE FREEZING"

Unimplemented objects
Home- "WHO WROTE THAT?"

Treeclump- "CLUMP"

Boat- "BOAT"

Pig tent- "TENT"

Golden Pitchfork- "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"

Trivia

 * When examining the Lying Robot, WX-78 says " HIS NAME IS HAL. HE IS MY FRIEND." This is a reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey.