Talk:Slurper/@comment-202.65.208.58-20171204033002

I have my own paragraph in my journal for these... erm, excuse my language... these REEAAWWRL hairballs.

1. If you find a hungry one, leave.

2. If one tries to latch on to your head, leave.

3. If one suceeds on latching on to your head, get a crowar, and PRY IT OFF before you feel too... barfish to do so.

4. When it finally gets off your head, feel free to roll about like you're horribly sick because you'll feel that way for a few hours or even days.