Wendy quotes

"Everything dies."

- Wendy This page lists Wendy's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

TabTools.pngTools

 * Axe- "An instrument for Industry and murder."


 * Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy axe."


 * Shovel- "What terrible secrets might I uncover?"


 * Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."


 * Pickaxe- "So that I might penetrate the earth itself."


 * Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey, isn't gold really soft?"


 * Razor- "This is just for shaving."


 * Hammer- "Oh that I may crush the world."


 * Pitchfork- "What a devilish tool!"

TabLight.pngLights

 * Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I might survive this night."


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- " A vision of Hell!"


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "It's a fire."


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The gloom encroaches."


 * Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Darkness is looming."


 * Campfire (burned out)- "That is not a good sign."


 * Torch- "A tiny bulwark against the night."
 * Torch (run out)- "Darkness has returned."


 * Miner Hat- "Hands-free lighting!"
 * Miner Hat (run out)- "I must get my hands dirty now that my light is out."


 * Pumpkin Lantern- "You're not so scary."
 * Lantern- "Another holdable light."

TabSurvival.pngSurvival

 * Backpack- "A pack. Now I can carry even more burden."
 * Piggyback- "They are more useful in death."


 * Bird Trap- "Sticks and silk turned lethal."
 * Bug Net- "A prison for tiny insects."
 * Fishing Rod- "With this, I can yank the fishies out of their precious safe pond."


 * Straw Roll- "Sleep is but a temporary death."
 * Fur Roll- "I will wrap myself in the fuzzy skins of the fallen."


 * Tent- "Sleep is but a preview of death."


 * Trap- "Simple grass has become deadly."
 * Honey Poultice- "It'll just end up hurt again."
 * Healing Salve- "Life brings pain, pain brings life."
 * Heat Stone- "There it sits, just taking up space."
 * Heat Stone (cold)- "As cold and lifeless as every other rock."
 * Heat Stone (warm)- "Even now it's warmth is fading..."
 * Heat Stone (hot)- "Those that burn brightest, burn fastest."
 * Umbrella- "The clouds weep."

TabFood.pngFood

 * Bee Box- "They shall labour so that I can steal."
 * Bee Box (some honey)- "Their toils have been fruitful!"
 * Bee Box (full of honey)- "Their toils have been fruitful!"
 * Crock Pot- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is going to take a while."


 * Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"


 * Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "What seeds shall I sow?"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Leafy tendrils coil out of the muck"


 * Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "This earth is cold and dead."


 * Ice Box- "It's as cold as my heart."
 * Drying Rack- "I can hang meat here."
 * Drying Rack (drying)- "It sways in the drying wind."
 * Drying Rack (finished)- "The drying is over."

TabScience.pngScience

 * Science Machine- "I will learn unspeakable things."


 * Alchemy Engine- "I will learn unspeakable things."


 * Winterometer- "Why do I feel it is measuring my mortality?"


 * Rainometer- (No dialogue)


 * Lightning rod (Uncharged)- "Focuses the destruction."


 * Lightning rod (Charged)- "Even its power will fade."


 * Gunpowder- "It is a dark path I tread."

TabFight.pngFight

 * Spear- "I have become the destroyer of worlds."


 * Hambat- "Death begets death."


 * Boomerang- "It's a... thing."


 * Boomerang (hit self)- "OW! That was karma."


 * Blow Dart- "A ranged death device."


 * Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."


 * Fire Dart- "Shall I burn down the world?"


 * Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."


 * Grass Suit- "I prolong the inevitable."


 * Log Suit- "I might hold off the inevitable a bit longer with this."


 * Marble Suit- "Stops the daggers that stab at my heart."


 * Bee Mine- "It buzzes when I shake it."


 * Tooth Trap- "A devious surprise from underground."


 * Shelmet- "I doubt it will help me more than it did for the original owner."


 * Snurtle Shell Armor- "Now I can hide from my problems."

TabStructures.pngStructures

 * Birdcage- "Some of us can see our cages."


 * Birdcage (occupied)- "He is happier now."


 * Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Is he dead? No. Just sleeping."


 * Pig House- "At least they are comfortable."


 * Pig House (occupied and lights are off)- "Now I'm all alone."


 * Pig House (occupied and lights are on)- "I hope he is enjoying himself."


 * Hay Wall (inventory)- "Their defensive value is questionable."


 * Hay Wall (placed)- "That is the mere suggestion of defense"


 * Wood Wall (inventory)- "Bundled logs."


 * Wood Wall (placed)- "Now I can delay the inevitable."


 * Stone Wall (inventory)- "These won't protect me from the demons within."


 * Stone Wall (placed)- "What will protect me from what's inside?"


 * Chest- "For which to contain my lucre."
 * Chest (full)- "It's full."
 * Sign- "A mark is made, however transient."

Grass_Turf.pngTurfs

 * Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."
 * Carpeted Flooring- "Some ground."


 * Cobblestones- "Some ground."
 * Checkerboard Flooring- "Some ground."
 * Turfs- "Some ground."
 * Fungal Turf- "Some ground."

TabRefine.pngRefine

 * Rope- "That would be the easy way out of this place."


 * Boards- "Even Scarier for the trees."


 * Cut Stone- "The better to mark graves with."


 * Papyrus- "For documenting my pain."


 * Purple Gem- "Purple like a... purple thing."


 * Nightmare Fuel- "With the sleep of dreams comes this stuff."

TabMagic.pngMagic

 * Meat Effigy- "I'm just putting off the inevitable."


 * Prestihatitator- "This is but a step from madness."
 * Shadow Manipulator- "I have learnt unspeakable things."
 * Pan Flute- "Music is the window to my empty soul."


 * Night Light- "Eerie and yet beautiful."


 * Night Armour- "A perfectly safe way to go insane."


 * Dark Sword- "Dreams come to a point. A sharp one."


 * One-man Band-


 * Bat Bat- "An enchanted weapon. How exciting!"
 * Chilled Amulet- "A familiar chilling embrace."
 * Nightmare Amulet- "It's oozing."
 * Life Giving Amulet- "I wonder who used to own this."
 * Fire Staff- "I don't want to set the world on fire."
 * Ice Staff- "It's a... thing."
 * Telelocator Staff- "I could escape if it were more powerful."
 * Telelocator Focus- "Energy flows through it."

TabDress.pngDress

 * Sewing Kit- "Another implement for putting off inevitable decay."
 * Rabbit Earmuff- "Their bitter end protects me from the bitter cold."


 * Strawhat- "I shall cover my head."


 * Beefalo Hat- "I shall cover my head."


 * Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected"


 * Feather Hat- "Ca-caw!"


 * Winter Hat- "It helps stave off the encroaching cold."


 * Top Hat- "I shall cover my head."


 * Dapper Vest- "I can wear pieces of dead things made into a vest!"


 * Breezy Vest- "Skin to wear on my skin."


 * Puffy Vest- "It may warm my body, but what of my spirit?"


 * Bush Hat- "Oh to disappear."


 * Garland- "But I am in mourning..."
 * Walking Cane- "Now I can get nowhere faster."

Icon_Ancient.pngAncient

 * Thulecite Medallion(min)- "I know not what lurks in the shadow."
 * Thulecite Medallion(rising low)- "I can feel the prying eyes."
 * Thulecite Medallion(rising high)- "They approach."
 * Thulecite Medallion(max)- "They're all around me!"
 * Thulecite Medallion(receding high)- "I think they're leaving."
 * Thulecite Medallion(receding low)- "It's almost over."
 * Lazy Forager's Amulet- "Temporary release from drudgery."
 * Magiluminescence- "A brief light in my dark life."
 * Construction Amulet- "A flash of brilliance!"
 * The Lazy Explorer- "Each time I use it I die and am reborn."
 * Star Caller's Staff- "The stick is as twisted as my soul."
 * Pick/Axe- "An item with multiple uses."
 * Thulecite Suit- "A reprieve from death."
 * Thulecite Crown- "Abigail would've loved this crown."
 * Thulecite Club- "I hold the power of the ancients in my hands."

Eyeplant.pngNature - Plants

 * Evergreen- "Nature is so boring."


 * Evergreen (chopped)- "Everything dies."


 * Evergreen (burning)- "It's burning brightly."


 * Evergreen (burnt)- "Used up and done for."
 * Lumpy Evergreen-"Its cycle of life is ending."


 * Log- "If trees could talk, they would scream at the sight of this."
 * Log (burning)-


 * Charcoal- "It is cold and dead, like my heart."


 * Pinecone- "A tiny life, ensconced in brittle death."
 * Baby Evergreen- "A tree will grow soon."


 * Spiky Tree- "A tree that only knows pain."


 * Spiky Tree (chopped)- "Its spikes were no protection."


 * Spiky Tree (burning)- "It's burning."


 * Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Black like my heart."
 * Marble Tree- "There is no beat of life within this cold tree."


 * Sapling- "It's trying to grow up."


 * Sapling (picked)- "Maybe next time, sapling."


 * Sapling (burning)- "Consigned to the flames."


 * Sapling (dug)- "I like it dead, but I should plant this."


 * Twigs- "Plucked from the ground before their prime."


 * Grass Tuft - "It's just a tuft of grass."


 * Grass Tuft (picked)- "I like to kill small things."


 * Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."


 * Grass Tuft (burning)- "It smells funny."


 * Grass Tuft (dug)- "I like it dead, but I should plant this."


 * Cut Grass- "I have killed it."


 * Berry Bush- "A snack perchance?"


 * Berry Bush (picked)- "I shall have to wait."


 * Berry Bush (barren)- "It is barren."
 * Berry Bush (burning)-


 * Berry Bush (dug)- "I like it dead, but I should plant this."


 * Reeds- "It's just a bunch of reeds."


 * Reeds (picked)- "I have just picked them."


 * Reeds (burning)- "Soon to be ashes."


 * Cut Reeds- "I like to cut things up."


 * Plant- "An edible plant."


 * Plant (growing)- "Keep growing. I'll wait."


 * Plant (ready to be picked)- "It is ready for harvest."


 * Marsh Plant- "It's a plant."


 * Spiky Bush- "A bush that always hurts."
 * Spiky Bush (picking it)-"Ow!"
 * Spiky Bush (dug)- "I like it dead, but I should plant this."


 * Flower- "It's bright and cheery. Blech."
 * Petals-  "I have destroyed something beautiful."


 * Evil Flower - "At least they're better than the other flowers."
 * Dark Petals- "They are painted with the colours of my soul."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked)- "Damp."
 * Red Mushroom (unpicked, sleeping)- "I would hide too, if I could."
 * Red Mushroom (picked, the remains on the ground)-"Harvested."
 * Green mushroom (unpicked)- "Dank."

Grave.pngNature - Objects

 * Bee Hive- "A wretched hive of scum and pollen."
 * Killer Bee Hive-


 * Honeycomb- "Pieces of beehive, scattered."
 * Hound Mound-
 * Bone- "Creepy."
 * Touch Stone- "A futile ward"
 * Harp Statue- "Maybe these statues will keep me company."
 * Marble Pillar- "Even stone can not withstand the constant pull of decay."
 * Marble-
 * Merm House-
 * Merm Head-
 * Pig Head- "Kill the pig. Spill his blood." (a reference to William Golding's Lord of the Flies)
 * Pig Torch- "It cuts at the darkness."
 * Basalt Boulder- "Trying to break this would be pointless."


 * Boulder- "Even that is not permanent."


 * Rocks- "Some small rocks."


 * Flint- "A tiny blade-like rock."


 * Gold Nugget- "I will take it with me."


 * Headstone (1)- "It says milk. Eggs. Bacon."


 * Headstone (2)- "Here lies some guy. Blah blah blah."


 * Headstone (3)- "Hey, that's my name!"


 * Headstone (4)- "This headstone is blank."


 * Grave- "Some day, I will join you."


 * Grave (dug)- "The earth has vomited up its secrets."


 * Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Oh look. More dirt."


 * Animal Tracks- "Signs of the beast."
 * Animal Tracks (lost its trail)-  "This trail leads nowhere."
 * Animal Tracks (found)-  "I sense the beast's presence nearby."


 * Wooden Thing- "No good can come of this."


 * Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Is it half built, or half destroyed?"


 * Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I am sure the next realm will be even more horrible!"


 * Ring Thing- "It has no sharp edges."


 * Crank Thing- "It looks complicated."


 * Box Thing- "It contains a vital spark."


 * Metal Potato Thing- "What hideous creation!"


 * Wormhole (closed)- "Life doesn't always make sense."


 * Wormhole (open)- "No matter what is consumed, it is never satisfied."
 * Wormhole (exited)-  "I emerge into this world once more."


 * Pond- "Ophelia, are you down there?"
 * Skeleton-"I envy his escape"


 * Spider Den- "A nest of filth and villainy."


 * Spider Egg- "A tiny package full of death and destruction."


 * Rabbit Hole- "I'm too big to fall down there."
 * Walrus Camp- "This home is not a happy one, I fear."
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)-"If they are not in there, where are they?"

CaveEntrance1.pngNature - Caves

 * Plugged Sinkhole- "Someone is trying to keep the underground at bay."


 * Sinkhole- "A great evil lurks beneath the surface."


 * Rope to Surface- "The surface beckons."


 * Mushtree- "Even the trees down here are weird."
 * Red Mushtree- "It looks like a ugly red hat"
 * Green Mushtree-


 * Light Flower- "It looks fragile."


 * Light Bulb- "It's slowly burning out."
 * Stalagmite- "The Earth gives up its bounty."
 * Stalagmite (pointy)-
 * Spilagmite- "It is infested."
 * Slurtle Mound- "The slurtles pop out when they outgrow it."
 * Rabbit Hutch- "It is not as edible as it looks."
 * Fern- "A touch of color in the world of darkness."
 * Foilage-


 * Cave Banana Tree- "Poor plant, locked away from the sun."

Thulecite_Fragments.pngNature - Ruins

 * Ancient Statue- "Not very attractive."
 * Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "It is full of the echoes of the dead."
 * Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "It is full of the echoes of the dead."
 * Broken Clockworks- "Cold, dead artificial life."
 * Relic- "A leftover of an ancient world."
 * Cave Lichen- "How does it manage to grow like that?"
 * Ornate Chest- "Life is a gamble."
 * Nightmare Light- "It pulls power from beneath."
 * Thulecite- "Its presence marks the edge of the unknown."
 * Thulecite Wall- "These didn't protect the ancients did they!"
 * Thulecite Wall(item)- "Are the very stones haunted?"

Spider.pngMobs - Monsters

 * Clockwork Knight- "A cold, soulless horse."
 * Clockwork Bishop- "What does he pray for?"
 * Clockwork Castle- "A rook? Or is it a castle?"
 * Damaged Bishop- "Time has won this battle."
 * Damaged Rook- "Time erodes everything."
 * Charlie (the darkness monster)-  "Demon! Show yourself!"
 * Charlie (attacked by)- "I am attacked!"


 * Hound- "Stay back, foul minion of evil!"


 * Red Hound- "His disposition is firey."


 * Blue Hound- "He has a cold, dead heart."


 * Hound's Tooth- "Pulled out by the root."


 * Spider- "A creature of the night!"


 * Spider (sleeping)- "Evil is sleeping."


 * Spider (dead)- We will meet again some day."


 * Spider Warrior- "A warrior of the night!"


 * Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I must beware."


 * Spider Warrior (dead)- "We will meet again some day."
 * Spider Gland- "Even in death, this beast causes pain."


 * Silk- "So slippery and fine."


 * Krampus- "Hello, foul creature of the underworld."


 * Krampus Sack- "It smells of goat."
 * Merm- "Hideous swamp thing."


 * Tentacle- "That looks dangerous."


 * Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."


 * Tentacle Spots- "These are better off unmentioned."


 * Big Tentacle (Tentapillar)- "This one is different."


 * Baby Tentacle- "Babies!"
 * Pig Guard-
 * Werepig- "A creature of the night!"
 * Ghost- "He has risen from the grave!"
 * Mactusk- "An old man, of the sea."
 * Weetusk- "The cycle of violence continues."
 * Walrus Camp- "This home is not a happy one, I fear."
 * Walrus Camp (Summer)- "If they are not in there, where are they?"
 * Walrus Tusk- "I shall gnash thee."
 * Tam o' Shanter-
 * Mosquito-
 * Mosquito (picked up)-
 * Nearby Mosquitoes-


 * Cave Spider- "A cowardly spider."


 * Spitter- "He's chewing on something."
 * Batilisk- "A creature of the night."
 * Snurtle- "That one has a larger shell."
 * Slurtle- "He is mindlessly chasing after rocks."


 * Slurtle Slime- "It shivers with slimy anticipation."


 * Broken Shell- "Pieces of broken slurtle dreams."
 * Lureplant- "It consumes all."
 * Fleshy Bulb- "Life goes on."
 * Eye Plant-
 * Slurper- "Ah, to be so simple."
 * Ancient Guardian- "He must be lonely.  Trapped is such a small cage."
 * Dangling Depth Dweller- "The darkness has drained the colour from their fur."
 * Depths Worm (emerged)- "It comes from the depths."
 * Depths Worm (lure)- "It seems out of place."
 * Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Is something there?"

Pig.pngMobs - Neutral Animals

 * Beefalo- "What demented thoughts must lie behind those eyes."


 * Beefalo (following)- "It follows me to its doom."
 * Beefalo (sleeping)- "What nightmares he must be having."


 * Beefalo (shaved)- "His nakedness is now on display."


 * Beefalo Wool- "Somewhere, a beefalo is naked and cold."


 * Beefalo Horn- "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."


 * Baby Beefalo- "Enjoy your youth. Soon you will learn the terrors of the real world."
 * Baby Beefalo (sleeping)-


 * Bee- "I'd steer clear of that stinger."


 * Bee (picked up)- (No dialogue)


 * Killer Bee- "A bee with a cold dead heart."


 * Killer Bee (picked up)- "Be still little one."


 * Stinger- "Sharp and deadly."


 * Pig- "They are so standoffish."


 * Pig (following)- "I still feel alone."


 * Pig (dead)- "He is better off, now."


 * Pig Skin- "It still has a tail on it."
 * Bunnyman- "What tormented inner lives they must have."
 * Beardlord- "What tormented inner lives they must have."
 * Bunnypuff- "It contains his fuzzy wuzzy essence."


 * Frog- "He is little and warty."


 * Frog (sleeping)- "He's asleep."


 * Frog (dead)- "Life is small and short."


 * Koalefant- "A beast of solitude."
 * Winter Koalefant- "It stands against the cruel elements."


 * Rock Lobster- "What terrible sights they have seen."
 * Pengull- "All dressed up, but where to go?"
 * Splumonkey-

Rabbit.pngMobs - Passive Animals

 * Butterfly- "Pretty, but short-lived."


 * Butterfly (picked up)- "I hold its life in my hands."


 * Crow- "Take thy beak from out my heart." (reference to Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven")


 * Crow (picked up)- "He is mine."


 * Jet Feather- "A crow feather, black like eternal darkness."


 * Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"


 * Redbird (picked up)- " He likes my pocket."


 * Crimson Feather- "A redbird feather, red like blood."
 * Snowbird- "Life in the tundric waste"
 * Snowbird (picked up)- "It's so soft."
 * Azure Feather- "A snowbird feather, white like the light at the end of the tunnel."


 * Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Get away from my berries!"


 * Eye Bone- "It's looking into my soul."


 * Eye Bone (Chester dead, eye closed)- "Not so much sleeping as... waiting."


 * Ashes of Eye Bone- "The eyebone was consumed by fire when I teleported!"


 * Chester- "A fuzzy ball of emptiness."


 * Rabbit- "He is wandering mindlessly, oblivious to his fate."


 * Rabbit (picked up)-"He is safely in my embrace."


 * Fireflies- "A tiny brightness in the dark."


 * Fireflies (picked up)- "Tiny lights, stranded from the world outside my pocket."


 * Mandrake- "The mighty mandrake. I should pick it at night."


 * Mandrake (following)- "Onward, my vegetable minion!"


 * Mandrake (dead)- "Alas, poor mandrake!"
 * Mandrake (cooked)-
 * Mandrake (knocked out by)-

Smallbird.pngMobs - Tallbird family

 * Tallbird- "Free from the shackles of the sky."


 * Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty. Vacant. Barren. A void."


 * Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That egg represents a new life. Ugh."


 * Tallbird Egg- "So full of potential."


 * Tallbird Egg (cooked)- "All that promise, snatched away. Not bad with bacon."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg- "A tiny fragile being, strugling towards the light."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "I spared it the torment of living."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It cannot bear the heat."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Chilled by the darkness."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "A life sooner begun is a life sooner ended."


 * Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Soon now."


 * Smallbird- "Hello there little one."


 * Smallbird (hungry)- "Are you empty inside?"


 * Smallbird (starving)- "A black hole from which seeds never return."


 * Smallish Tallbird- "Will you leave me too?"


 * Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "We all try to fill the void."


 * Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Your true nature is revealed!"
 * Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "You try my patience."

Spider_Queen.pngMobs - Bosses

 * Treeguard (Leif)- "He's huge!"


 * Living Log- "It is forever silently screaming."


 * Spider Queen- "She is regal in her horribleness."


 * Spider Hat- "Time to stare into the abyss."


 * Deerclops- "Death incarnate!"


 * Deerclops Eyeball- "What terrors it must see."

Abigail_build.pngMobs - Other

 * Maxwell- "I feel a strange kinship with him."


 * Pig King- "Live it up while you can, Your majesty."
 * Wes (trapped)- "Trapped by Maxwell's statues, forever alive."


 * Abigail- "That's my twin sister, Abigail."

Meat.pngFood - Meats

 * Bird Egg- "So much hope, dashed."
 * Bird Egg (cooked)- "No bird will ever come of it."


 * Monster Meat- "Evilness prevades it."


 * Cooked Monster Meat- "Cooked evil is still evil."
 * Monster Jerky- "Meat turned dry and weird-tasting."


 * Meat- "It is still bloody."


 * Cooked Meat- "The blood has been cooked away."
 * Leafy Meat- "It has a foul smell."
 * Cooked Leafy Meat- "It's only slightly more appealing."
 * Jerky- "Meat turned dry and delicious."


 * Drumstick- "Makes a good thud and it has nutrients!"


 * Fried Drumstick- "Less raw, more tasty."


 * Fish- "It was flopping around desperately for life. The poor fool."


 * Cooked Fish- "A proper grilling puts a stop to the flopping."


 * Morsel- "It smells like tiny fear."


 * Cooked Morsel- "Fire has purified it."
 * Small Jerky- "Meat turned dry and delicious."


 * Koalefant Trunk- "I would have preferred the ears."
 * Winter Koalefant Trunk- "Separated from its only friend."


 * Koalefant Trunk Steak- "It looks even worse now."


 * Frog Legs- "Torn right from the frog."


 * Cooked Frog Legs- "Definitely not twitching any longer."


 * Batilisk Wing- "I wish I could fly away."


 * Cooked Batilisk Wing- ""They once held such great potential."

Dragon_Fruit.pngFood - Fruits

 * Berries- "These berries are tart."


 * Roasted Berries- "More balanced flavor, but they won't last long."


 * Cave Banana- "The peel looks dangerous."


 * Cooked Banana- "Warmed banana mush is so much better."


 * Durian- "Spiky and smelly!"


 * Extra Smelly Durian- "Less spiky, but even smellier!"


 * Dragon Fruit- "This isn't shaped like a dragon at all."


 * Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Still not a dragon. At least it's dead."


 * Pomegranate- "So many juicy red bits to chomp and squish!"


 * Sliced Pomegranate- "Warm, but no less messy."

Carrot.pngFood - Vegetables

 * Corn- "I could make a corny joke, but I'll refrain."


 * Popcorn- "This corn couldn't handle the heat."


 * Carrot (in the ground)- "It's a carrot that's in the ground."


 * Carrot (picked up)- "It's a carrot."
 * Roasted Carrot- "It's a carrot that's gone through the gauntlet of fire."


 * Pumpkin- "It's as big as the hole where my heart was."


 * Hot Pumpkin-"It shriveled a tiny bit from the heat. I like that."


 * Eggplant- "Almost a deadly nightshade. Almost."


 * Braised Eggplant- "Cooking this nightshade made it even less deadly."
 * Red Cap- "A mushroom after my own heart."
 * Cooked Red Cap- "All is malleable."
 * Green Cap- "This mushroom is disappointingly normal."
 * Cooked Green Cap- "All is malleable."
 * Blue Cap- "A fungus to preserve the monotony."
 * Cooked Blue Cap- "All is malleable."
 * Glow Berry- "There's a slight humming coming from it."

Ratatouille.pngFood - Crock Pot

 * Bacon and Eggs- "A balanced breakfast to start another miserable day."
 * Butter Muffin- "Let's see you get out of this sugary trap!"
 * Dragonpie- "Well, at least it's a pie now."
 * Fish Sticks- "Perfectly molded blocks of fish."
 * Fish Tacos- "I hope I got all the bones out."
 * Fist Full of Jam- "The perfect amount of jam."
 * Fruit Medley- "Sweet, tart and in a cup."
 * Froggle Bunwich- "I never thought frog's legs could look so good."
 * Honey Ham- "A sweet sauce for this creature's sweet embrace."
 * Honey Nuggets- "A sweet sauce for this creature's sweet embrace."
 * Kabobs- "Meat, skewered right through the center."
 * Mandrake Soup- "Boiled the life out of him."
 * Meatball- "Balled meat. How exciting."
 * Meaty Stew- "They died. And then I put them in a stew."
 * Monster Lasagna- "Cooked evil is still evil, even in lasagna."
 * Pierogi- "A lovely little pouch of nutrients."
 * Powdercake- "I would have to be desperate."
 * Pumpkin Cookies- "I cooked it myself!"
 * Ratatouille- "A whole bunch of cooked vegetables. Riveting."
 * Stuffed Eggplant- "A nightshade. Probably not filled with poison."
 * Taffy- "Never imagined I could make a thing so sweet."
 * Turkey Dinner- "Who's gobbling now?"
 * Unagi- "It looks more appetizing this way."
 * Waffles- "They're definitely waffles."
 * Wet Goop- "A miserable mess, just like life."

Rot.pngFood - Other

 * Seeds- "Life, or at least the promise of it."


 * Roasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of 'em."
 * Carrot Seeds- "One day, this seed will be a carrot."
 * Corn Seeds- "Yup, it's a seed."
 * Durian Seeds- "Miraculously, the seeds don't smell."
 * Dragon Fruit Seeds- "It's a seed. It won't grow a dragon."
 * Eggplant Seeds- "It's a nightshade seed."
 * Pumpkin Seeds- "It's a seed. Exciting."
 * Honey- "A sweet, but fleeting treat."


 * Butterfly Wings- "No more can the butterfly soar."


 * Butter- "I wasn't expecting that."


 * Rot- "Everything turns to waste eventually."
 * Rotten Egg- "The way of all things."

Trinkets.pngMisc Items

 * Abigail's flower (stage 1)- "It was my sister's flower. She's gone far away."
 * Abigail's flower (stage 2)-"I can sense Abigail's presence growing stronger."
 * Abigail's flower (stage 3)- "She's nearly ready to play now."
 * Abigail's flower (Ready)- "Abigail's ready to play now, but she needs some space"
 * Abigail's flower (placed)- "I need to show Abigail how to play."
 * Blueprint- "Whoever drew this is probably dead."
 * Gears- "The insides of a mechanical demon."
 * Ash- "All that's left after fire has done its job."


 * Red Gem- "Red like my heart's blood."


 * Blue Gem- "Blue like... er... a sad bird?"
 * Yellow Gem-"It reminds me of my mother."
 * Orange Gem-"Such things used to bring me happiness."


 * Beard Hair- "That's just nasty."


 * Manure- "Life is blood and this."
 * Guano- "The inevitable byproduct of life."


 * Melty Marbles- "They are just melted together."


 * Fake Kazoo- "It's just a cheap replica."


 * Gord's Knot- "The knot is stuck. Forever."


 * Gnome- "It must be some kind of religious artifact."


 * Tiny Rocketship- "Sadly, it's too small for me to escape on."


 * Frazzled Wires- "Their electricy carrying days are over."


 * Ball and Cup- "I have no time for fun and games!"


 * Hardened Rubber Bung- "Great. All my tub stopping needs are met."


 * Mismatched Buttons- "I'm more of a zipper person, myself."


 * Second-hand Dentures- "I hope I get out of here before I needed these."


 * Lying robot- "He whispers beautiful lies to me."


 * Dessicated Tentacle- "I'm not sure what I should do with a dessicated tentacle."

Maxwell_Head.pngAdventure Mode

 * Failed- "Not all deaths are the same."
 * Obelisk that is down while sane (sane, down)-
 * Obelisk that is up while insane (insane, up)-
 * Obelisk that is up while sane (sane, up)- "It's calling to me."
 * Obelisk that is down while insane (insane, down)- "Even this obelisk has left me."
 * Divining Rod (Before picked up from it's starting base)- "That rod looks useful!"
 * Divining Rod- "It is forever seeking its lost half."
 * Divining Rod (cold)- "The source is distant."
 * Divining Rod (warm)- "The wickedness draws closer."
 * Divining Rod (warmer)- "It is very close now."
 * Divining Rod (hot)- "Something wicked is here!"
 * Divining Rod Base- "What does this newfangled thing do?"
 * Divining Rod Base (ready to unlock)- "It still needs a large key."
 * Divining Rod Base (unlocked)- "Let's see what I can find!"
 * Maxwell's Door- "What technological terror is this?"
 * Maxwell's Phonograph- "Shall we have a danse macabre?"
 * Maxwell's Light- "What a curious light."
 * Maxwell's Toothtrap-
 * Maxwell's Toothrap (went off)-
 * Beemine (Maxwell's)-
 * Sick Wormhole-
 * Nightmare Lock-
 * Nightmare Throne-
 * Other character on Nightmare Throne- "I wonder what he/she/it did"

Gramophone.pngAnnouncements

 * Generic- "It is unmentionable."
 * Freezing-"I am chilled to the bone."


 * Battlecry- "Death will find you!"


 * Battlecry (on prey)- "Suffer, worm!"


 * Battlecry (Pig)- "Let death embrace you."


 * Battlecry (Spider)- "I shall send you to the other side."


 * Battlecry (Warrior Spider)- "I will be your end."


 * Leaving combat- "You shall live. For now."
 * Leaving combat (prey)-
 * Leaving combat (Pig)-
 * Leaving combat (Spider)-
 * Leaving combat (Warrior Spider)-
 * Activated a Bee Mine- "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"


 * Dusk- "The darkness will be here soon, I must prepare."


 * Entering light- "And there was light!"


 * Entering darkness- "The darkness has swallowed me."


 * Doing things in the dark- "The darkness! It is too dark!"


 * Failed to do something- "I can't do anything right."
 * Failed to craft something- "I lack the necessary materials."
 * Trying to sleep during the day-
 * Trying to sleep when too hungry- "My stomach is as empty as my heart, I can't sleep now."
 * Trying to sleep near monsters- "It's too dangerous right now!"


 * Hounds are coming- "The hounds are baying."
 * Deerclops is coming-"That sounded big!"


 * Inventory full- "I can carry no more."


 * Eating- "Yum!"


 * Eating (spoiled food)- That food was nearing the end of its lifetime."


 * Eating (stale food)- "Was that stale?"


 * Eating (painful food)- "That was not edible."
 * Hungry- "I am full with emptiness."


 * Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."